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Cartoon for Feb 26, 2005
Strip for Feb 26, 2005
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Fixing the pop-under problem by Dreamie2005-02-27 04:59:19
  pop-unders? never seen any by rathann2005-02-27 11:12:49
    Here by gaius2006-11-19 12:55:59
      And? by rathann2005-03-01 05:23:40
      And... by stend2005-02-28 16:20:04
  But what's DTfD function? (n/t) by Kickstart2005-02-27 08:30:35
    Disable Targets For Downloads Extension by leifw2005-02-28 07:16:32
where does a Win2K boot log save to? by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 22:51:09
  Have you tried by imrambi2005-02-26 23:37:19
  make sure that by dennismv2005-02-26 23:06:45
    yup, that's what I did ;-) (n/t) by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 23:11:09
  %systemroot%\ntbtlog.txt by Evil_Minion2005-02-26 23:06:36
  There should also be a bootlog.txt in the root of by hadji2005-02-26 22:57:53
    nope... does that mean it didn't log? by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 23:01:00
      Hmmmm . . . by hadji2005-02-26 23:02:18
        a solution to this: by Lord_Dolphin2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Did you check the event logs? by hadji2005-02-26 23:07:39
            Ok, checked! by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 23:43:55
            I'll check those in 15min... when the system boots by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 23:09:57
  There should be a logs folder. by hadji2005-02-26 22:54:50
    nope... no Logs folder in system32 :( (n/t) by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 22:56:30
      LogFiles folder? (n/t) by hadji2005-02-26 22:59:09
        nothing that I can see... (n/t) by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 23:05:09
Anyone like weird music? by fudje2006-11-19 12:55:59
*Falling off chair* by hadji2005-02-26 22:49:47
  Nanoneedle? by jdelphiki2005-02-28 05:20:22
  Sigh.. by binkley2005-02-27 09:00:02
  ROFLMAO. (n/t) by fudje2005-02-26 22:50:39
I just saw Constantine. by PsychoI3oy2005-02-26 22:37:24
  Goo Gone by bastetsmuse2005-02-26 22:38:13
    yep, I have some too by PsychoI3oy2005-02-26 22:40:20
Did anyone else notice... by maximumbob2005-02-26 22:17:05
  *ahem* by jdelphiki2005-02-28 05:22:53
  There was a leap second and I wasn't notified? by kahuana2005-02-26 22:20:43
  Yep by bastetsmuse2005-02-26 22:19:30
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? by bastetsmuse2005-02-26 22:11:56
  Radio Shonk. by vetitice2005-02-26 22:51:14
  HP and Acer notebooks use the same PS by kahuana2005-02-26 22:23:53
  My phone is 3,7V.... by fudje2005-02-26 22:20:34
It's ten o'clock on Saturday night by bastetsmuse2005-02-26 22:10:49
  no. you'd be a drunk. by PsychoI3oy2005-02-26 22:29:50
    pours PsychoI3oy a drink, too (n/t) by bastetsmuse2005-02-26 22:37:29
      thanks :) by PsychoI3oy2005-02-26 22:39:02
Remember when by bastetsmuse2005-02-26 22:08:32
  Evil suggestion... by jdelphiki2005-02-28 06:12:13
  Some people are born without the 'class' gene by Kickstart2005-02-26 22:23:05
    My mother, a stone cold alcoholic by bastetsmuse2005-02-26 22:32:52
    Really? I thought it was a sign of 'cattyness'. by kahuana2005-02-26 22:27:02
      *snort* by bastetsmuse2005-02-26 22:32:15
I was watching this escapist movie ... by kahuana2005-02-26 22:05:02
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-04-12 07:19:20
  hint by dennismv2005-02-26 23:05:24
gravity by dennismv2005-02-26 21:48:42
  *adjust dark energy setting to compensate* (n/t) by jdelphiki2005-02-28 05:30:26
    *adjusts the collective mass of the universe* (n/t by jdelphiki2005-02-28 05:55:46
  *turns the gravitational constant up to 11* (n/t) by Yog_Sothoth2005-02-26 22:03:51
    *watches the entire universe implode* (n/t) by Llyr2005-02-26 22:04:32
      *catches Llyr as hir goes by* (n/t) by bastetsmuse2005-02-26 22:09:52
        *Watches Basetsmuse and Llyr fall within their by Yog_Sothoth2005-02-26 22:13:33
  Nah. The earth just sucked extra hard today is all by kahuana2005-02-26 21:51:35
I need computer help!!! by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 21:42:33
  new weirdness! by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 23:54:11
    Could that be a result of having run the repair by hadji2005-02-27 00:01:46
  Update 3: by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 23:43:10
    Is this computer a router or a by hadji2005-02-26 23:47:15
      eerf... don't disable. by Myke2005-02-27 00:28:35
      I'll give it a try! by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 23:48:19
  Update2: by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 23:03:51
    Can you disable by imrambi2005-02-26 23:35:11
      I'll try! (n/t) by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 23:41:14
        I *THINK* it has been disabled by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 23:47:32
  Update: by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 22:23:55
    OK, not the PSU. by abaron2005-02-26 22:28:34
      I'm still thinking the problem with by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 22:40:19
  ouch, you've got my pity by deadweasle2005-02-26 21:59:22
  Series of questions by talon07202005-02-26 21:54:44
    series of answers... by Lord_Dolphin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If you can, check the system event log. by kahuana2005-02-26 21:50:25
  How big of a power supply do you have? by abaron2005-02-26 21:46:45
    ummm.... by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 21:53:24
      I'd say return the PS, and get a bigger one. by abaron2005-02-26 21:58:33
        I'm not a fan of the LG 4163B... by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 22:12:37
        I thought Sparkle was a very reputable PSU. (n/t) by kahuana2005-02-26 22:00:58
          I love Mr. Sparkle long time! by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 22:13:31
          They are IMO. by Myke2005-02-26 22:05:58
            The store I bought the PSU from by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 22:15:46
            Well, I stand corrected on the brand. by abaron2005-02-26 22:09:10
              I agree. 300W is small for most workstations now. by Myke2005-02-26 22:24:57
              that's why by Lord_Dolphin2005-02-26 22:16:44
          About the only PS maker I trust is Antec. (n/t) by talon07202005-02-26 22:02:56
Dangit! by Llyr2005-02-26 21:41:15
  Found a copy. by Llyr2005-02-26 21:45:50
    And now some Van Halen... by Llyr2005-02-26 21:54:58
      And now some bed. (n/t) by Llyr2005-02-26 22:03:15
It's time for me to go to bed by SnArL2005-02-26 21:20:06
  Don't forget the TING, TANG and WALLA WALLA by NOLAWitch2005-02-26 21:22:00
    Ooo, Eee, Ooh, Ahh Ahh (n/t) by tskelton2005-02-26 21:27:59
    Witch Doctor's orders ? (n/t) by kahuana2005-02-26 21:27:32
We got $5767 back from taxes. by Sweethart2005-02-26 21:06:51
  Lucky you... by baumann2005-02-27 17:14:53
  Governments really do have us brainwashed by Arachnid2005-02-26 23:13:46
    I'd rather be owed than be owing. by vetitice2005-02-26 23:46:51
  You've been getting over-taxed. by kahuana2005-02-26 21:43:21
  So, the Feds got the use of $5767 of YOUR money by Evil_Minion2005-02-26 21:27:31
    Where do you think $ comes to run programs? by Sweethart2005-02-26 21:29:03
      Does that include the fact that not having your by Evil_Minion2005-02-26 21:32:25
        And because of that money, had I needed it I could by Sweethart2005-02-26 21:33:34
          Not to mention it paid the paycheck of the militar by Sweethart2005-02-26 21:34:29
            I give up. Why don't you just sell everything, by Evil_Minion2005-02-26 21:37:04
              I'm a stubborn woman. Don't bother. :-) by Sweethart2005-02-26 21:40:05
  Whew! by tskelton2005-02-26 21:07:46
    Yep by Sweethart2005-02-26 21:09:16
w00t!!!1 by JerseyGirl2005-02-26 20:48:55
  Is W:ET a free download by any chance? by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 21:01:43
    Yes. It's free. by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yes, and you're STILL the bastidge who by Evil_Minion2005-02-26 21:40:32
        O:-) (n/t) by DaNutBall2005-02-26 21:52:53
    Yup. by arktus2005-02-26 21:02:34
  Hrrrrrm. by arktus2005-02-26 20:56:36
    Sweeeeet by JerseyGirl2005-02-26 21:00:07
It's time to play... Who's The Ogre! by Evil_Minion2005-02-26 20:25:16
  I know what you mean . . by imwacc02005-02-26 21:31:13
  Not a co-worker, but... by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 20:29:06
Urgh. by vetitice2005-02-26 20:13:10
  Pizza is ordered. by vetitice2005-02-26 20:35:00
    Pizza is eaten. by vetitice2005-02-26 21:32:19
FFX - the longest blitz game ever by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 20:11:32
  Did I say triple? by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 20:36:40
    There is a certain number of flashes... by arktus2005-02-26 21:55:00
    There is a tiny little blue word that comes up by Sweethart2005-02-26 21:36:50
      From a help section: by Sweethart2005-02-26 21:39:43
        Is that different from the "Techcopy!" by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 22:00:59
OH MY GOD! *runs out of room* by gabboqbriggs2005-02-26 20:06:27
  What are the books??? by Sweethart2005-02-26 21:32:18
  so far all I have learned is,,, by gabboqbriggs2005-02-26 21:09:48
    Then there's the Inuit.... by Evil_Minion2005-02-26 21:29:58
  See, there's this thing, and it's called context.. by Arivia2005-02-26 20:14:10
    Gotta have historical context for that sorting by Arachnid2005-02-26 20:47:35
      Context grammars are cumbersome with Von Neumann by kahuana2005-02-26 21:30:49
    You can take the classical knowledge out of by hadji2005-02-26 20:27:23
Today's Zoo Trip by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nice kilt. by Da_Pineapple2005-02-26 20:59:53
    Thanks. by carthax2005-02-26 21:05:59
      That's the one problem I've found with kilts. by Da_Pineapple2005-02-26 21:13:19
        My stepmom is a Stuart. :-) (n/t) by Sweethart2005-02-26 21:30:53
  Oh, and the reason the sweatshirt is 8 sizes too by hadji2005-02-26 20:33:14
  So . . . by hadji2005-02-26 20:31:56
    I'll tell you what I tell others who ask: by carthax2005-02-26 21:02:09
    A Scotsman never tells. (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2005-02-26 20:57:01
  Hmmm... carthax is rather cute. (n/t) by LthrOttr2005-02-26 19:49:52
    "Yes, he is," says Eowyn :-) <n/t> by carthax2005-02-26 19:53:35
      *chuckle* (n/t) by LthrOttr2005-02-26 19:56:23
      Her name actually is Eowyn? by jiteo2005-02-26 19:56:10
        It's actually not. It's her pen-name for web-stuf by carthax2005-02-26 20:07:17
  The tutle looks real happy!!! by McGowan2005-02-26 19:45:06
    Clothes made for men are comfy by AshyRaine2005-02-26 20:23:08
This is surreal... by LthrOttr2005-02-26 19:39:47
  He can't get a reading on the thermometer... by LthrOttr2005-02-26 19:48:01
    Send him out to buy a digital one. by McGowan2005-02-26 19:50:03
      10:50 PM in Ontario... by LthrOttr2005-02-26 19:51:00
        Here is a site you can direct him to by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
          Thank you... by LthrOttr2005-02-26 20:05:35
            Hopfully it's detailed enough by rogue19712005-02-26 20:09:21
              *guffaw* (n/t) by LthrOttr2005-02-26 20:10:45
        Shhh you and your common sense. by McGowan2005-02-26 19:54:01
  {{{LthOttr & hubb}}} by McGowan2005-02-26 19:43:21
    Because we haven't managed the immigration tango. by LthrOttr2005-02-26 19:46:20
      Ahh gotcha. by McGowan2005-02-26 19:48:38
        It's a challenge... by LthrOttr2005-02-26 20:00:20
    s/hubb/hubby...... grrrr. (n/t) by McGowan2005-02-26 19:43:38
May the Lord deliver me from Freedom by rogue19712005-02-26 19:01:57
  Oh, *THAT* Freedom. by kahuana2005-02-26 19:15:27
    I see you are familiar with the demon? (n/t) by rogue19712005-02-26 19:18:30
  Let me guesss... You support Sympatico users? (n/t by Myke2005-02-26 19:14:38
    yep by rogue19712005-02-26 19:18:06
What's for dinner? by carthax2005-02-26 18:37:22
  Pasta and a homogeneous brown substance. (n/t) by Nath32005-02-26 23:05:51
  baked tuna w/orange/mustard sauce & seasoned rice (n/t) by gabboqbriggs2005-02-26 19:36:37
  Peppered steak w/ noodles in stroganoff sauce (n/t) by LthrOttr2005-02-26 19:36:34
  Steak , fries, and spinach salad. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2005-02-26 19:11:52
  Home-made chili and a grilled cheese sammage. (n/t by lab rat2005-02-26 19:03:37
  Schlotsky's Wisconsin Cheese soup, by Evil_Minion2005-02-26 18:58:53
    Good evening Mr. Minion. (n/t) by lab rat2005-02-26 19:10:13
  Leftover chicken and cashews by Lis772005-02-26 18:53:54
  toasted BLT sandwich on whole wheat by rogue19712005-02-26 18:47:21
YAY! by hadji2005-02-26 18:16:04
  Heh. UPS went dead. by hadji2005-02-26 19:51:17
    just plug it into itself by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
  Whooooo Hoooooo!!!!!!!!! by rogue19712005-02-26 18:22:03
We got our last W-2 today... by Sweethart2005-02-26 17:36:30
  GFY by rogue19712005-02-26 17:44:25
    She did a good job - the meeting was another story by Sweethart2005-02-26 19:09:12
Riddle by Lis772005-02-26 17:33:50
  Blue is Yellow. by jdelphiki2005-02-28 05:53:44
  Yellow cheerleads for Blue. by jiteo2005-02-26 17:51:44
    Any idea which one? Never played. (n/t) by Lis772005-02-26 17:53:02
      What I want to know is by jiteo2005-02-26 17:54:42
        Someone posted it on CraigsList by Lis772005-02-26 18:51:13
          So what is the answer? (n/t) by jiteo2005-02-26 19:23:51
  I think the answer is from here, but I'm not sure by Lis772005-02-26 17:40:34
Just filed a tax return in under 10 min! by shminux2005-02-26 17:19:02
Hello there UFie world, how are we all today? by Ubergeek22005-02-26 17:15:31
  Tired. by NOLAWitch2005-02-26 21:21:07
    Job Site: the film? (n/t) by vetitice2005-02-26 21:34:07
  Tough crowd tonight. (n/t) by Ubergeek22005-02-26 17:35:07
    This place is slow on weekends by rogue19712005-02-26 17:51:46
Attn Pratchett fans: Real Life Dwarf Bread! by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  try slumpie!!! by karlan2005-02-28 16:46:12
  You're going to have to bake it longer if you want by gabboqbriggs2005-02-26 19:41:27
    Is making Klatchian Delight, Dried Frog Pills, and by Arachnid2005-02-26 19:48:02
      the references alone are worth at least 50pts! by gabboqbriggs2005-02-26 19:54:19
  Did you use real gravel? by fudje2005-02-26 18:31:19
  care to share the recipe? by rogue19712005-02-26 18:05:06
    Sure by Arachnid2005-02-26 18:45:01
  Is it made of real dwarfs? (n/t) by Sweethart2005-02-26 17:34:12
PVOTM by Shadowclaw2006-11-19 12:55:59
  5506.89... time to stop :-) by particle_canine2005-02-26 23:32:06
    Just got 6995.67 by arktus2005-02-26 23:39:52
      9169.81m now. by arktus2005-02-27 00:29:21
  Hrm. May be time to stop playing. by Avium2005-02-26 21:21:16
  Okay! Shortest distance! by Avium2005-02-26 21:06:36
    Nope. I've got the shortest. by arktus2005-02-26 22:51:18
      I just outdid myself. by arktus2005-02-26 22:53:31
  whats your max height? min is 320m by gabboqbriggs2005-02-26 20:00:33
    334. by Avium2005-02-26 21:14:26
      468 so far. by arktus2005-02-26 22:29:06
  Here's another site which is still active. by particle_canine2006-11-19 12:55:59
    <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Moderated (non-FYOSS content) (n/t) by Arachnid2005-02-26 20:29:45
      Mods! by arktus2005-02-26 19:17:54
        d'oh :-( by particle_canine2005-02-26 19:19:17
  That's twisted. 3509.68. (n/t) by mad_peter2005-02-26 18:35:06
  Oops. UFied. by Avium2005-02-26 18:31:12
    There was a link to the same thing a few days ago. by arktus2005-02-26 18:36:41
      Not anymore. by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Heh. by arktus2005-02-26 18:54:52
  739.79m (n/t) by imrambi2005-02-26 16:54:16
    1039.45m by imrambi2005-02-26 17:05:01
  That again? by arktus2005-02-26 16:47:46
    Oh yeah?????? by particle_canine2005-02-26 19:19:58
I'm heading to teh WET server. Anyone want to join by techi8702005-02-26 16:21:51
  Sorry by imrambi2005-02-26 16:32:51
Toothpaste rocks! by imrambi2005-02-26 16:15:45
  Rocktooth pastes! by rorajoey2005-02-26 16:46:02
    Rock is dead by dennismv2005-02-26 16:47:31
Now THIS is a good idea! by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Why not? by NOLAWitch2005-02-26 16:06:20
    because the HMO's and insurance folks by deadweasle2005-02-26 17:26:30
    I've heard it all too often that "drug companies by bwkaz2005-02-26 16:49:05
Slowwwwwww saturday by rogue19712005-02-26 15:32:58
  Ahhhhhh, slow Saturdays. by hadji2005-02-26 15:41:23
    HUH? by rogue19712005-02-26 16:05:44
Time for me to go do some "work"... by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 14:58:35
Computer mice taste salty by oot2005-02-26 14:46:46
  Well, that just confirms it, doesn't it? by kahuana2005-02-26 15:48:21
  Hmmm. Well my trackpad does at least. (n/t) by dodrian2005-02-26 15:13:00
  Not optical mice. by hadji2005-02-26 14:47:24
    Mine tastes like burned cow tongue. by rorajoey2005-02-26 16:33:19
    ...that's just nasty. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 14:50:15
      What? by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
        You know what, I'm not even sure. by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 14:52:48
          Heh. ;-) (n/t) by hadji2005-02-26 14:55:49
ATTN: W:ET players by imrambi2005-02-26 14:26:42
  What process? by imperito2005-02-26 14:28:47
    X server by imrambi2005-02-26 14:32:04
      Huh... by imperito2005-02-26 14:34:00
        well... by imrambi2005-02-26 15:13:41
          Its more likely a configuration issue or something by imperito2005-02-26 15:21:52
            I have changed by imrambi2005-02-26 15:46:50
        nope (n/t) by imrambi2005-02-26 14:39:56
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by rogue19712005-02-26 13:28:31
  Why are they charging you extra? (n/t) by jiteo2005-02-26 13:31:40
    Back in the day of static IP ... by rogue19712005-02-26 13:43:06
      Whroses! by jiteo2005-02-26 13:49:42
        it's thingy that keeps bad stuf out of by rogue19712005-02-26 13:52:57
Thanks Illiad! by Blindman2005-02-26 13:27:43
  be sure to show her the back part that by PsychoI3oy2005-02-26 14:03:44
    I like the DP that's "not quite a hologram" by hadji2005-02-26 14:43:20
      8|=) (n/t) by hadji2005-02-26 14:44:22
        (=)8 is good... or (3)8, or (8)3 by rorajoey2005-02-26 16:55:34
At the crack of dawn today by bastetsmuse2005-02-26 13:21:34
  Everybody has a crack not just Dawn. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-02-26 13:57:12
    *snicker* Dawn of the Crack (n/t) by jiteo2005-02-26 14:00:58
      Dawn is a drunken sorority b5 with butt floss up by NOLAWitch2005-02-26 14:31:13
  Did you guys already have one? by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 13:23:19
    "that fast?" by bastetsmuse2005-02-26 13:24:06
      I had meant did she just decide she wanted it... by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 13:24:54
Ahh that brings back memories. by Glum_Reaper2006-11-19 12:55:59
  linken b0rken by Freakazoid2005-02-26 13:11:28
    not b0rken by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 13:12:22
      yes borken.. by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Reload. by McNutcase2005-02-26 13:19:35
          no dice by Freakazoid2005-02-26 13:20:23
            try this: by niwikki2005-02-26 13:22:39
              well that was weird by Freakazoid2005-02-26 13:25:07
                I did warn you... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 13:26:27
        That's not what I get. by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 13:19:35
          not worth installing it for one image (n/t) by Freakazoid2005-02-26 13:20:47
            Especially one so blurry. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 13:21:26
  The pic is very blurry, by jiteo2005-02-26 13:07:56
  Why not just take a screenshot? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 13:00:42
Here I am in the land of band-narrow, updating by ChuckAB2005-02-26 12:52:29
  Update by ChuckAB2005-02-26 18:10:13
  *snicker* Celery (n/t) by jiteo2005-02-26 12:54:17
reminds me of this by datenwolf2006-11-19 12:55:59
*chuckle* by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I think we have nothing to worry about... by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 12:41:13
Gormless: 'tis spreading! by jiteo2005-02-26 12:32:40
Is it just me, or is Kevin Rose nuts? by McNutcase2005-02-26 12:23:22
  seems like the guy's totally nuts by Freakazoid2005-02-26 12:54:01
App timer? by YakkoWarner2005-02-26 12:21:07
Black Boxes for cars by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  BB is bad imho w/o restrictions by hufnagel2005-02-26 13:15:14
    You mean they don't already? by McNutcase2005-02-26 13:37:16
      It also won't register... by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 13:42:24
        I read about the system that by radiowave9112005-02-26 14:36:05
          the ones on the 589 are taken at 70mph by imperito2005-02-26 15:14:14
            The ETR 407 around Toronto... by tskelton2005-02-26 21:11:03
  That would be a good idea. by Da_Pineapple2005-02-26 12:47:56
  Looks like a good idea, by LionsPhil2005-02-26 12:04:02
Here I am working the weekend, AGAIN by rogue19712005-02-26 11:17:46
  {{{rogue1971}}} (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 12:31:44
Attn: DR66 & Other Gun UFies by jayfarm2005-02-26 11:14:15
  If $DEITY wanted a pistol plastic and low caliber, by DarthSane2005-02-26 20:02:04
  I shot a Glock 9mm once by dwarven12005-02-26 16:42:19
  Glock 17C by VivianC2005-02-26 14:26:53
    Depends on the day. by jayfarm2005-02-26 19:11:41
I'm leaving my children w/ a first time babysitter by Sweethart2005-02-26 11:10:25
  Set up a webcam. by themadkansan2005-02-26 11:11:18
    Great idea. But what do you do then if something by klaranth2005-02-26 12:32:56
      You grab some pop-corn? by jiteo2005-02-26 12:33:49
        Or we notify her immediately... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 12:51:04
    We'd have to set up a rotation or it'd get UFied. (n/t) by hadji2005-02-26 12:18:44
      Depends on how strong the server is. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 12:22:12
Almost time to get my boom maker! by rook_mtl2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And here I thought... by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 12:37:20
Opera has a pop-* blocker. by LionsPhil2005-02-26 10:22:47
  Weighing in... by sass101512005-02-26 11:58:30
    Er, Google adbar is third party. by LionsPhil2005-02-26 12:01:18
      I like the Googlebar extension better, actually... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 12:32:39
      Yes it does. by abaron2005-02-26 12:19:23
  I wonder though... by imperito2005-02-26 10:48:35
    Likely by dennism2005-02-26 12:19:06
      If it helps... by YakkoWarner2005-02-26 12:31:15
        Yes, I know by dennism2005-02-26 12:38:35
          the version of flashblock i've got has a whitelist by Freakazoid2005-02-26 12:59:09
          I'd prefer a "safe list" than a block list... by niwikki2005-02-26 12:48:01
            I tried that extension. by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 12:55:50
              If "that extension" is Flashblock, as in: by bwkaz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Your second theory seems more correct. by dodrian2005-02-26 10:48:22
    Mate, I have a cow-orker you can do that to. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-02-26 10:50:34
      You poor sod. by LionsPhil2005-02-26 11:57:13
      Yay! by dodrian2005-02-26 11:15:52
I don't understand. by Khaar2005-02-26 09:50:02
  Mayhap she's morbidly fascinated? (n/t) by rorajoey2005-02-26 16:35:32
The Wichita Police have a BTK suspect in custody. by talon07202005-02-26 09:35:58
  It's been a news frenzy... by jdelphiki2005-02-28 06:24:36
  BTK ??? (n/t) by klaranth2005-02-26 10:55:13
    Nm, got it now ... yurgh ... (n/t) by klaranth2005-02-26 10:56:16
  Yes, I heard about this one on one of the local by JerseyGirl2005-02-26 09:58:01
    Link here by JerseyGirl2006-11-19 12:55:59
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moderated for language in link (n/t) by Nea2005-02-27 13:55:15
  ironically... by niwikki2005-02-26 15:01:56
Looking for windows Security, beg #2 by asayogure2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Um, Linux maybe? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 13:11:41
  We use Winlock at work on W2K and XP. by sass101512006-11-19 12:55:59
  Why not set up seperate user/admin accounts? by Bealz22005-02-26 10:34:30
  The only thing I've seen for that by imperito2005-02-26 09:55:09
    Yeah, fortress would do it by thread_killer2005-02-26 10:26:13
  Followup... by asayogure2005-02-26 09:42:12
    Aghhhhhhhh Bad Home !!! by XndeX2005-02-26 10:04:47
  There could be a hard way to do this.... by talon07202005-02-26 09:38:14
  I Might be wrong by XndeX2005-02-26 09:37:20
IDGI : XIO components by Number_Six2005-02-26 09:24:12
  X10, not XIO by DaNutBall2005-02-26 09:26:09
    Do those come with the new by hadji2005-02-26 09:48:04
      Why Yes they do! by XndeX2005-02-26 10:02:23
  pop up adds for X 10 cammeras are now popunders (n/t) by XndeX2005-02-26 09:25:45
Why am I here on a weekend?? by XndeX2005-02-26 09:22:57
  on a side note why is vonage speaking to me???? (n/t) by XndeX2005-02-26 09:24:57
    At least, it's not the Leprechaun this time. :-o (n/t) by hadji2005-02-26 10:06:11
      it's his turn next weekend!!!! by XndeX2005-02-26 10:29:28
I bet this is old... But Microsofts anti-spyware by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Heh... by binkley2005-02-26 10:10:26
    I'm wondering why they forgot IE on there ^_~ (n/t by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 12:26:42
  Photoshopped, right? by LionsPhil2005-02-26 09:45:29
    It's got to be. by YakkoWarner2005-02-26 12:41:02
  Are we surprised? Nah. by arktus2005-02-26 09:17:29
    Wait a second. by arktus2005-02-26 09:19:14
X11 help, please by Eric3_141592005-02-26 08:49:41
Mozilla henceforth disables International Domain by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hah, that's totally wrong by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  heh. by DaNutBall2005-02-26 09:21:23
    Not in my font... your Cyrillic e's and y are by bwkaz2005-02-26 14:26:41
      in my font, they were merely question marks. (n/t) by niwikki2005-02-26 14:42:13
  I say power to Mozilla. by BrainBug2005-02-26 08:50:24
  IE not resolving the spoofed URL. by YakkoWarner2005-02-26 08:43:55
    I think IE never had that feature. (n/t) by jiteo2005-02-26 08:48:33
      Correct. IE never had IDN support (n/t) by DaNutBall2005-02-26 09:09:18
        On the "schmoo says panic" link... by YakkoWarner2005-02-26 12:15:00
Just saw 'Q' in an Andromeda episode by alphascorpii2005-02-26 08:09:52
  So's seeing him in Stargate! (n/t) by Spud312005-02-26 14:22:14
  Like hearing KITT's voice on St. Elsewhere. by YakkoWarner2005-02-26 12:38:22
  As bad as seeing "Odo" on Boston Legal? by Bealz22005-02-26 10:37:20
    You mean Clayton Endicott on DS9? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-02-26 12:11:38
      Nah, he means Father Mulcahey from the film "Mash" (n/t) by Schol-R-LEA;22005-02-26 12:17:37
  Worse than seeing Chekov on Babylon 5? (n/t) by vetitice2005-02-26 08:12:14
    I always wondered if that was part of why they by Schol-R-LEA;22005-02-26 10:21:08
      Oh my, if that's true, that's hilarious! :-) (n/t by hadji2005-02-26 10:23:14
Another trip. Why am I not surprised? by thread_killer2005-02-26 07:42:03
  *singing* "Into the sun sun sun.." ;-) (n/t) by corvus_one2005-02-26 07:57:43
Oh my, I feel like a train ran me over.... by j.butterfly2005-02-26 07:32:12
  Stayed up until 4:30am... by grep2005-02-26 07:35:25
    ick.... by j.butterfly2005-02-26 07:49:58
      If it makes you guys feel better... by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 12:58:54
I'm scared by LeoHyuuga2005-02-26 06:54:42
  whcih movie? (n/t) by klaranth2005-02-26 07:17:07
    Feng Shui (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2005-02-26 07:18:34
  What helps for me by Didactylos2005-02-26 07:12:15
    if it was just the music and images, by LeoHyuuga2005-02-26 07:18:14
Denver Metro clients for the taking by notdeadyet2005-02-26 06:30:19
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
Project Steve by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  AAAH! PDF link! AAH! (n/t) by Arivia2005-02-26 06:47:52
    Gah -- I'm sorry! by Esteis2005-02-26 07:14:58
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Ackph! by corvus_one2005-02-26 04:46:55
yikes. The speed of my connection scares me ... :( by klaranth2005-02-26 04:15:27
  You keep that SMTP server of yours secure, mister. by fudje2005-02-26 04:29:46
  Poor thing..... by DerSarek2005-02-26 04:23:06
Need Ideas for cooking! by ahrodie2005-02-26 03:50:55
  Don't forget UF_Cookbook by Lis772005-02-26 07:38:12
    Here! by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 14:02:24
    where do I find it? (n/t) by ahrodie2005-02-26 13:13:54
  thank you all! by ahrodie2005-02-26 05:04:32
  Peppers. Yalapeno or Greek. (n/t) by klaranth2005-02-26 04:17:19
  whats a champignon? (n/t) by RoyIreson2005-02-26 03:59:47
    Sorry! It's a mushroom! (n/t) by ahrodie2005-02-26 04:08:06
      It's a champion! by Esteis2005-02-26 06:02:32
      sad, and it sounded so good up till that by RoyIreson2005-02-26 04:10:40
  Vegetable skewers by Control2005-02-26 03:55:36
    good ideas! Thanks! (n/t) by ahrodie2005-02-26 04:09:31
  mm, feta cheese..how bout kalamata olives? or by rorajoey2005-02-26 03:54:34
    sounds good, now I'm hungry... by ahrodie2005-02-26 04:10:32
Gormless by rusle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  GOOD! by Didactylos2005-02-26 05:39:24
  It's in its proper place, there. by Esteis2005-02-26 03:48:33
    More prestige. by fudje2005-02-26 04:30:14
  grr... by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 02:47:26
Final Fantasy X (continued from yesterday) by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 02:28:54
  IIRC, it's a Tournament prize. by krikkert2005-02-26 02:36:31
    I hope you're right on that... by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 02:45:27
      That was always annoying. by krikkert2005-02-26 02:50:06
        Like I said, Reset Button. by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 02:52:27
          Oh, and eventually... by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 02:58:01
            I always ended up with that guy from by krikkert2005-02-26 03:02:50
              You mean the Moonflow? by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 03:04:02
                Yeah, the Moonflow. by krikkert2005-02-26 03:05:48
                  Hmm... by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 03:06:30
                    Nope, it's Myuu. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 03:08:03
                      That's the guy. (n/t) by krikkert2005-02-26 03:26:29
                        Is Myuu a bit Mju? by fudje2005-02-26 04:31:26
                          Huh? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 13:53:23
Another What is this? by delcted2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It may work like this.... by Quck2005-02-26 02:34:39
  Could that be a story they "pulled" or "killed"? by ideur2005-02-26 02:07:29
ATTN: Japanese-reading UFIEs by delcted2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Err, that's Korean, not Japanese by raptor_872005-02-26 01:13:15
    Thanks a lot by delcted2005-02-26 01:24:38
      Have you considered buying some real speakers? by ripley82005-02-26 02:19:43
        Maybe he's just got a REALLY crappy sound card... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 02:30:49
    Thats why babelfish crashed by Cokish2005-02-26 01:14:30
I hate it here! by schwing12005-02-26 00:47:37
  Sound you have been Cokished ! by Cokish2005-02-26 01:15:36
Ok, I'm way tired now by Kickstart2005-02-26 00:40:56
  Brother Maynard and the Holy Grenade? (n/t) by flatlander2005-02-26 14:30:51
  *Feeds bunnies carrots* by schwing12005-02-26 00:44:41
    "Kill all humans!" - Bender by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 03:02:15
      "Kill the Humans. Find them, kill them all." by crash_2005-02-26 06:35:43
        "He is gonna be so mad with me." by fudje2005-02-26 07:06:23
  What bunnies? by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
    Nope, by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
  **opens portal for cute little bunny, by Evil_Minion2005-02-26 00:42:56
    This one _is_ cute. by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Like this one? by Listicath2006-11-19 12:55:59
Damn CNN by Kickstart2005-02-26 00:30:08
  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!! (n/t) by hadji2005-02-26 09:44:25
  The irony is by Didactylos2005-02-26 05:43:10
  On which link/story? by ideur2005-02-26 00:36:23
    Oops, my mistake...it was Telegraph by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Nothing here; FF 1.0, WinXP (n/t) by Yazdi2005-02-26 14:28:32
      I got it. (FF0.8, win2k) by Esteis2005-02-26 05:26:08
      I'm not getting anything with FF 1.0 by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 02:53:57
      Hmmm ... by ideur2005-02-26 00:46:08
        Nope! Does not work. by ideur2005-02-26 00:59:54
      None for me by schwing12005-02-26 00:45:33
      No popunder here (FF0.9.3, WinXP) (n/t) by raptor_872005-02-26 00:42:07
Illiad: s/Demoniac/Demonic ? =) (n/t) by raptor_872005-02-26 00:17:33
  Nope. Demoniac, if anything, fits better than by Evil_Minion2005-02-26 00:33:19
  I think 'demoniac' fits by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I didn't realize that demoniac was a word >.< (n/t) by raptor_872005-02-26 00:44:33
      Not a coincident... by diGriz2005-02-26 00:46:05
        I think my car just growled at you... =) (n/t) by raptor_872005-02-26 00:48:59
life and choices by dennismv2005-02-26 00:15:34
  talk about it with loved ones by alphascorpii2005-02-26 01:14:20
    Don't forget UFies! (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 03:04:40
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2005-02-26 00:10:01
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Trinity_Quasar2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *Removes eggs from pan* by RoyIreson2005-02-26 04:13:43
    Sounds pretty good. by rorajoey2005-02-26 04:18:02
      *serves lasagne omlette* by RoyIreson2005-02-26 04:38:18
        heh..clever idea, but I'd prefer by rorajoey2005-02-26 04:51:27
    Only if it's got mushrooms. ;-P (n/t) by fudje2005-02-26 04:14:52
      shure that can be arranged by RoyIreson2005-02-26 04:18:19
        'ey 'ey, no sneakin' deathcaps in.... by fudje2005-02-26 04:22:48
          what are you talking about?! by RoyIreson2005-02-26 04:28:47
  Rather quiet around here for a Saturday.... by fudje2005-02-26 04:11:28
    yes its at my work, come join us! (n/t) by RoyIreson2005-02-26 04:14:31
      I'm afraid I'm on call anyway. by fudje2005-02-26 04:16:11
        yeah my sister had that issue once by RoyIreson2005-02-26 04:35:44
  *get morning dosis of BAS* by Cokish2005-02-26 01:18:17
    *plays English Horn* by RoyIreson2005-02-26 03:58:47
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2005-02-26 00:02:52
  Edward IV by LeoHyuuga2005-02-26 00:05:20
    In the village Bree (spelling?) by corvus_one2005-02-26 05:00:45
      right (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2005-02-26 06:43:05
      Errmmm... by gibbo_monster2005-02-26 05:11:22
        33 - Downtown by Illiad2005-02-26 10:32:12
          Vercingetorix of the Averni by LeoHyuuga2005-02-26 13:06:09
            Boudicca of the Iceni. by McNutcase2005-02-26 13:18:06
              Alongside the Thames River in London by LeoHyuuga2005-02-26 13:34:23
                Correct, mostly. by McNutcase2005-02-26 13:47:07
              Go Seek Park by run.dll2005-02-26 13:22:45
            Anne by run.dll2005-02-26 13:12:16
          Asterix by run.dll2005-02-26 13:04:45
            drat, you beat me! (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2005-02-26 13:07:39
          <shakes head> by gibbo_monster2005-02-26 12:11:45
            <blushes> by gibbo_monster2005-02-26 12:31:47
    Sorry. by Nea2005-02-26 00:14:05
      Just trying to be friendly :D by LeoHyuuga2005-02-26 00:35:24
AAAAAAAA by merfax2005-02-26 00:02:48
Translations by Nea2005-02-26 00:01:02
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2005-02-26 00:19:44
  German / Deutsch (top post) by diGriz2005-02-26 00:08:15
    Schwäbisch by Tobias_E2005-02-26 05:32:46
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2005-02-26 00:26:18
    von diGriz by diGriz2005-02-26 00:09:35
      wer sagt denn... by xed2005-02-26 00:52:18
        Ich kannte Pop-Under bisher nicht by diGriz2005-02-26 00:59:53
          Ich schon by DXE2005-02-26 01:16:40
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Because all those "u's" in words by sass101512005-02-26 06:21:34
    A variation: by Michiel2005-02-26 07:50:03
    I always knew there was a reason the US seem cheap (n/t) by fudje2005-02-26 07:08:12
  Ok, I need new Because... lines by Kickstart2005-02-26 00:32:45
    Because the fresh frozen jumbo shrimp by theanomaly2005-02-26 10:14:31
      Because the only performer we ever got for by theanomaly2005-02-26 10:21:12
        If we can't get the will rewritten, by theanomaly2005-02-26 10:23:08
          Because Procrastinators Anonymous hasn't given us by theanomaly2005-02-26 10:24:40
            We're in danger of losing our DIN-16554 compliance by theanomaly2005-02-26 10:30:11
    Because the... by romandas2005-02-26 05:57:03
      Because by romandas2005-02-26 05:58:48
    Because a verb in the hand is worth two by Evil_Minion2005-02-26 04:02:58
      especially true when i look at my taxes (n/t) by RoyIreson2005-02-26 04:40:51
    Because Charlie said so. by fudje2005-02-26 03:34:42
    Because its dark, and the Grue is coming (n/t) by RoyIreson2005-02-26 03:18:24
    Because... by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 02:51:30
    Because you do NOT want to see that by rorajoey2005-02-26 01:01:51
      Because Cthulhu pwnz j00. (n/t) by rorajoey2005-02-26 01:04:55
        Because Bill Gates is still alive. (n/t) by rorajoey2005-02-26 01:05:24
          Why not then? Moose. (n/t) by rorajoey2005-02-26 01:06:10
            Not Møøse? (n/t) by fudje2005-02-26 03:37:28
              No, those people have been sacked.. :> by rorajoey2005-02-26 03:43:04
                Because the UF server is getting full of by rorajoey2005-02-27 00:36:51
    Because the squirrels are going to rule the world by Freakazoid2005-02-26 00:52:49
      Because the miniature giant space hamsters by Freakazoid2005-02-26 00:54:37
        Because the killer tomatoes are coming to get you by Freakazoid2005-02-26 00:58:11
    Because Hastur needs souls... and I get to by Evil_Minion2005-02-26 00:36:47
      Because Illiad needs more paper bags (n/t) by raptor_872005-02-26 00:47:05
        Because we need to prepare for operation Canadian by raptor_872005-02-26 00:50:48
          Because Iliad can keep the Great Old Ones busy (n/ (n/t) by raptor_872005-02-26 00:57:15
  hotloveinthemensroomoftheskunkrenderingplant (n/t) by Trinity_Quasar2005-02-26 00:05:53
    Dang. by Trinity_Quasar2005-02-26 00:06:37
  hotloveinthemensroomoftheskunkrenderingplant by ideur2005-02-26 00:02:47
    Weird, it shows up by hobbs2005-02-26 12:12:28
    BWAHAHA by theanomaly2005-02-26 00:05:32
      A touch darker than lime green, in IE. (n/t) by Esteis2005-02-26 05:24:16
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  The teddy bears' picnic? (n/t) by whybird2005-02-26 19:44:12
  The Verruca Gnome, of course. (n/t) by Spud312005-02-26 14:23:21
  Actually Get Work Done Day by TheGM2005-02-26 12:15:07
  Gort. by hadji2005-02-26 09:42:08
  Pete Abrams! by abb3w2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The Earwasher... by romandas2005-02-26 07:28:29
  The cute one. I hope. (n/t) by fudje2005-02-26 07:10:57
  The Back Basher... by sstacks2005-02-26 05:55:29
  sandman by ahrodie2005-02-26 03:39:51
    And nevermind that noise you heard.. (n/t) by rorajoey2005-02-26 03:51:22
  Sin. by jmaxsohmer2005-02-26 03:09:41
  *sings* Boogey Man is coming... by rorajoey2005-02-26 00:52:22
  the sickness fairy by Freakazoid2005-02-26 00:51:04
    Ugh... I hate getting sinus infections... by raptor_872005-02-26 00:54:17
  The dishwasher installer. by Illiad2005-02-26 00:34:23
    You need to install yourself/SO? by Evil_Minion2005-02-26 00:39:59
  Mailman by salix2005-02-26 00:24:12
  I am visiting today. by Yog_Sothoth2005-02-26 00:19:28
  Do you realy want to know? by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Found even more by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I think it's St. Hilarius who has my vote(n/t) by greybeaver2005-02-26 07:53:30

 

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