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Cartoon for Feb 13, 2005
Strip for Feb 13, 2005
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MMMmmmm, Soda Crackers..... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-02-13 23:50:10
It's official by thread_killer2005-02-13 23:49:48
Ok, so this is a first. by hadji2005-02-13 23:22:03
  i emailed my pager to find it by RoyIreson2005-02-13 23:28:34
  I've done it many times before... by thephilosifer2005-02-13 23:25:34
  GEEK!! (n/t) by Illiad2005-02-13 23:23:28
    Yep. by hadji2005-02-13 23:33:53
      Oh...s*** by Illiad2005-02-13 23:45:12
        Click your heels together three times... by moongoddess2005-02-13 23:48:24
          Um... where's the witch of the 3DNow? (n/t) by DaNutBall2005-02-13 23:49:38
            A server fell on her... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-02-13 23:51:14
              NOOOOOOOOO! by DaNutBall2005-02-13 23:51:51
*Lay's out hug land mines all over the board* by thephilosifer2005-02-13 23:19:35
  Nite Kiddo, Thanks for your input! by moongoddess2005-02-13 23:28:07
FUZZY BARRAGE! by moongoddess2005-02-13 23:06:51
  *bask's in the warmth of warm fuzzies* by thephilosifer2005-02-13 23:14:00
  Thanks for the reminder.... by SnArL2005-02-13 23:12:16
  YAY! by RoyIreson2005-02-13 23:11:26
The backround in the last panel... by thephilosifer2005-02-13 22:49:36
  also applies to panels 1 and 2 (n/t) by shminux2005-02-13 22:52:40
The reason I mix up "hypo-" and "hyper-"... by niwikki2005-02-13 22:46:51
  That's odd. by retiqlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
    yes, I know. by niwikki2005-02-13 23:07:22
      So now *I* am confused.. by Star Warrior2005-02-13 23:26:18
        Here's a list so far: by niwikki2005-02-13 23:34:21
          that's odd by Star Warrior2005-02-13 23:58:29
            I'm not sure. by niwikki2005-02-14 00:35:49
  I'd make a comment about hypodermic and... by SnArL2005-02-13 22:50:02
    That's cute. But besides that, by niwikki2005-02-13 23:07:47
Halp! by moongoddess2005-02-13 22:16:47
  Mona Shaufengrauter (n/t) by Kickstart2005-02-13 22:38:36
    O....Kay... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-02-13 22:39:39
      Hey, you asked, I provided ;) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-02-13 22:45:40
        Honestly, Mr. Stabby.... by moongoddess2005-02-13 22:49:54
          Oh heck yeah :) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-02-13 22:51:10
  Can you describe her personality? by rogue19712005-02-13 22:34:09
    She's trying to arrest a main villian. by moongoddess2005-02-13 22:39:09
      Gail Paxton (n/t) by rogue19712005-02-13 22:51:54
        We have a Winnah! by moongoddess2005-02-13 22:55:22
          Kewl, I contributed to a book, he he he (n/t) by rogue19712005-02-13 22:56:16
            Woot! Thanks for Gail... She's a toughie! by moongoddess2005-02-13 23:26:36
              Ravensclaw? by nix2005-02-13 23:54:12
                Mayhaps... but, by moongoddess2005-02-13 23:56:01
            email me your name and win a mention in the... by moongoddess2005-02-13 22:57:40
      non specific nationality? (n/t) by rogue19712005-02-13 22:48:01
        None chosen yet... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-02-13 22:50:30
  no really, I need creative help... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-02-13 22:32:31
    You don't want mine right now by thread_killer2005-02-13 22:34:56
      Make that by thread_killer2005-02-13 22:36:31
Song Of The Moment: by SnArL2005-02-13 22:06:05
  Song of the moment... for me... by thephilosifer2005-02-13 22:57:27
  iTunes has selected by thread_killer2005-02-13 22:06:58
This guy makes me want to spit! Engfh! by moongoddess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  With all due respect to any religious UFies... by Illiad2005-02-13 22:27:16
    Cool idea ;-)! by saminz2005-02-13 23:27:55
    I wonder, if only the lesbians were asking for the by shminux2005-02-13 22:35:29
      That may be because most of them by SnArL2005-02-13 22:37:42
        That's surprisingly accurate. by mcnutcase2005-02-13 22:42:45
          that's because women usually aren't so by niwikki2005-02-13 23:14:59
            It's like what Adam said to Eve: by SnArL2005-02-13 23:21:07
            Not so sure about that, many times by lab rat2005-02-13 23:20:49
              sure, but by niwikki2005-02-13 23:27:12
                True, true... (n/t) by lab rat2005-02-13 23:45:30
            Years ago... by Illiad2005-02-13 23:20:00
              she'd too, if she had any :) (n/t) by shminux2005-02-13 23:24:28
                I told her as much. :-) by Illiad2005-02-13 23:43:01
                  try comparing it to adjusting a bra strap by dennismv2005-02-14 00:28:16
              LOL! by SnArL2005-02-13 23:23:05
          Exactly. Most straight men like lesbian porn, by shminux2005-02-13 22:47:40
    AMEN! Preach it, brother Illiad! by SnArL2005-02-13 22:35:21
    Amen to that! by DaNutBall2005-02-13 22:34:40
      I think they are disgusted by by shminux2005-02-13 22:41:18
        Not entirely true. by Illiad2005-02-13 23:08:03
          does this apply to pedophiles? by shminux2005-02-13 23:23:01
            I think it's because pedophiles by moongoddess2005-02-13 23:32:47
              I think sixteen is fine... by Illiad2005-02-13 23:38:27
                You nay notice wrote "Informed Consent" ;p (n/t) by moongoddess2005-02-13 23:41:11
            Nope, not quite. by Illiad2005-02-13 23:32:14
              I guess it depends on how you define harm... by shminux2005-02-13 23:50:29
                Harm is subjective... by Illiad2005-02-13 23:53:05
                  the Texas anti-sodomy law has only been repeled by shminux2005-02-13 23:58:24
                    There are still weird 'Blue Laws' on the books by moongoddess2005-02-14 00:01:07
                That's what Zoloft is for... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-02-13 23:52:15
        They should not be after them... by DaNutBall2005-02-13 22:49:23
          they'd rarely fight with such fervor on by shminux2005-02-13 22:51:09
            Abortion. ANY political issue really by DaNutBall2005-02-13 22:52:25
              True. Do all other, non-Christian, orthdoxies by shminux2005-02-13 22:55:03
                This is outside the context of the topic... by DaNutBall2005-02-13 22:56:56
        it is a failure to by dennismv2005-02-13 22:48:17
          none of them matter when all you see in by shminux2005-02-13 22:50:10
            well, I wonder by dennismv2005-02-13 22:56:22
              Personally... by Illiad2005-02-13 23:18:28
                well by dennismv2005-02-13 23:59:34
                  No question... by Illiad2005-02-14 00:03:41
                    he he by dennismv2005-02-14 00:12:51
              On the other hand, there is stat saying by shminux2005-02-13 23:01:44
        What they need is a swift course in... by mcnutcase2005-02-13 22:45:18
    *APPLAUSE* (n/t) by moongoddess2005-02-13 22:28:40
  Proof that America doesn't have a monopoly on... by SnArL2005-02-13 22:16:05
    Not by a long shot by molsen2005-02-13 22:18:00
  wow He can actually fit both feet in his mouth at by molsen2005-02-13 22:06:28
Alambusol! by jmaxsohmer2005-02-13 21:57:05
One down, one to go before bed by thread_killer2005-02-13 21:51:57
  And your boss will probably take Monday off... by shminux2005-02-13 21:59:43
    must be a Dilbert day by molsen2005-02-13 22:02:00
    No by thread_killer2005-02-13 22:01:56
Ok after that singles thread below. How many by celticess2005-02-13 21:43:19
  Moon-shine and I are very good friends by thephilosifer2005-02-13 23:24:23
  Alera2001 and I. by skippy-ish_guy2005-02-13 23:13:50
Is this your roast beef? by Llyr2005-02-13 21:36:46
  No, but on the table behind you is my roast beast by SnArL2005-02-13 22:08:23
  Yes. by Arivia2005-02-13 21:51:51
  Did I lose a roast beef?? by molsen2005-02-13 21:39:19
  Not unless it's a... by moongoddess2005-02-13 21:39:05
VB Question by carthax2005-02-13 21:35:01
  Vile Beast Quest by asimov2005-02-14 00:39:38
How many singletons are there out in Ufieland? by moongoddess2005-02-13 21:34:07
  Here's one! by saminz2005-02-13 23:30:20
  yeah ok me too by RoyIreson2005-02-13 23:03:18
    No guilt... only fuzzies by moongoddess2005-02-13 23:05:07
      woo hoo! by RoyIreson2005-02-13 23:06:51
        Fuzzies!!!!! by moongoddess2005-02-13 23:08:04
  I am recently single =-( (n/t) by gabboqbriggs2005-02-13 22:21:52
  I'm single, by Nea2005-02-13 22:17:48
    *Offers to dance with Nea* by hadji2005-02-13 22:40:55
    I understand... by moongoddess2005-02-13 22:25:48
  *raises hand* Mostly because I'm too shy... by SnArL2005-02-13 22:10:09
    You know... I found that the worst that can happen by moongoddess2005-02-13 22:15:28
  aye. by nedludd2005-02-13 22:01:32
    {{{nedludd}}} (n/t) by moongoddess2005-02-13 22:02:57
  Funny you should ask. by hadji2005-02-13 21:52:39
  *considers raising hand* by theanomaly2005-02-13 21:40:37
    Singletons: The defination by moongoddess2006-11-19 12:55:59
      In order by imwacc02005-02-14 00:10:00
      My goodness. It's me! by theanomaly2005-02-13 21:52:26
      or definition even (n/t) by moongoddess2005-02-13 21:49:10
        Thank you ;-)!! (n/t) by saminz2005-02-13 23:29:17
UGHH... no more chocolate, PLEASE! by Giranan2005-02-13 21:17:35
  Think orange. Candied orange. by webishop2005-02-13 21:45:28
  sure, lose that truffle :) there are plenty of by shminux2005-02-13 21:21:07
    *LARTs* (n/t) by Giranan2005-02-13 23:52:26
Mother Nature's Idea of a Valentine's gift by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 21:12:50
Engfeh! by chrisP2005-02-13 20:58:45
  Set alarm for that time and go back to bed. by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 21:14:34
    Sounds like a plan. by chrisP2005-02-13 21:18:50
C style question: by nedludd2005-02-13 20:58:21
  First of all, fix your dang brackets. ;) (n/t) by Llyr2005-02-13 21:12:58
    *primes flamethrower* by nedludd2005-02-13 21:17:04
  I prefer sizeof, but the other way is fine, too. by shminux2005-02-13 21:03:15
    I suppose the question really is by nedludd2005-02-13 21:06:04
      As I said, I personally prefer sizeof by shminux2005-02-13 21:12:03
        Thank you muchly! by nedludd2005-02-13 21:16:10
          anytime... decades of sloppy C programming by shminux2005-02-13 21:19:07
iMore iStuff: by nix2005-02-13 20:47:57
whee, in comes the kernel... by mcnutcase2005-02-13 20:46:29
  yay! by niwikki2005-02-13 21:01:19
She created a new identity in OE ... by rogue19712005-02-13 20:27:33
  seems reasonable for a lay person by shminux2005-02-13 20:58:24
    I'm not sure I follow you (n/t) by rogue19712005-02-13 21:13:05
      How'd she know that creating a new identity by shminux2005-02-13 21:16:09
        I'm probably to tired to "get it" ( 1:30 am ) by rogue19712005-02-13 21:37:19
          I'm not being sarcastic, it's just her logic seems by shminux2005-02-13 21:56:14
            \pUK by Hieraco2009-11-02 23:58:53
        Perhaps ... by chrisP2005-02-13 21:30:47
iLinux actually already exists by dtaubner2005-02-13 20:19:54
  3 points for effort... by DaNutBall2005-02-13 20:21:13
    I'll take the 3 points... by dtaubner2005-02-13 20:23:42
  No man. by jiteo2005-02-13 20:20:42
    thought it was Debian Linux! by dtaubner2005-02-13 20:21:51
      Where'd you get that idea from? by mcnutcase2005-02-13 20:50:00
      Mach u-kernel, BSD userspace, NeXT GUI (n/t) by nix2005-02-13 20:32:32
      From by jiteo2006-11-19 12:55:59
      No, but Debian runs very nicely by tallastro2005-02-13 20:24:18
TTGTBT by radiowave9112005-02-13 20:16:11
I just watched the last three episodes... by Number_Six2005-02-13 20:15:35
Worksafe websites. by Her Geekship2005-02-13 20:08:29
  FARK! by RoyIreson2005-02-13 23:42:42
    oh wait by RoyIreson2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Here's some: by ShadoCat2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Rock cubed! by Her Geekship2005-02-13 20:28:28
  Some web comics: by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
    Rock again! by Her Geekship2005-02-13 20:19:04
  sodaplay! (n/t) by shminux2005-02-13 20:14:59
  what are the critera for worksafe? by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Rock! by Her Geekship2005-02-13 20:18:13
Hah.... by OnDemand2005-02-13 20:03:36
iSO - SO from Apple by shminux2005-02-13 20:01:23
  Actualy, iSO(R) kinda reads like eyesore. :> (n/t) by rorajoey2005-02-13 22:30:04
  Finally an Apple product for the lonely geek! :-) (n/t) by kahuana2005-02-13 20:02:55
    Just in time for Hallmark Holiday: by nix2005-02-13 20:35:01
    some come with a built-in joystick, others by shminux2005-02-13 20:13:05
Mike Meyers, MCSE?? by nix2005-02-13 19:59:11
  I have an A+ study guide by him, too. (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-02-13 21:13:04
  certifiably shagadelic engineer? (n/t) by tnglives2005-02-13 20:06:34
    Hee hee, I need a poster of that by nix2005-02-13 20:31:09
Sorry Illiad by Egaeus2005-02-13 19:43:07
  also: Moving DOG advert,of LowerMyBills =CPU.hog by inittab2005-02-13 22:24:52
  AAAGH! iPod Ads! by Illiad2005-02-13 19:56:08
    To make up for it by Egaeus2005-02-13 20:29:04
    Gee....I'm sure glad I signed up for an by radiowave9112005-02-13 20:08:21
Invoke: wtfunkymonkey by thephilosifer2005-02-13 19:30:51
  Not likely to work, unless he has by radiowave9112005-02-13 19:31:49
    "The daemon you have invoked is unavailable. by tnglives2005-02-13 19:38:11
      I don't understand? what did he do? by thephilosifer2005-02-13 19:39:33
        Wasn't using it to be insulting... by tnglives2005-02-13 19:56:58
          Lol... ok.. thank's... (n/t) by thephilosifer2005-02-13 20:27:59
        AFAIK by rogue19712005-02-13 19:55:54
          I believe it also involved his actions by radiowave9112005-02-13 20:06:08
            wow... I liked him... I never saw be mean... (n/t) by thephilosifer2005-02-13 20:28:28
    :O he was??? why? by thephilosifer2005-02-13 19:35:02
      Review the board for the 9th... by radiowave9112005-02-13 19:43:27
        Specifically, see... by Arivia2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Can you just summerise it? by thephilosifer2005-02-13 19:51:05
            neither do other people here, despite by shminux2005-02-13 20:08:57
              I get the feeling he was trying to get banned by molsen2005-02-13 21:50:55
What's For Dinner? by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 19:24:16
  I had chicken breast sauted in chardonay by niwikki2005-02-13 20:32:19
  I just found a really good buffet restaurant by ShadoCat2005-02-13 19:58:51
  I just had beef ribs... by thephilosifer2005-02-13 19:26:53
    :9 by Llyr2005-02-13 19:39:59
      I discovered my lunch leftovers by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 19:43:25
Terrible posture by run.dll2005-02-13 19:15:38
  well im at my desk, by RoyIreson2005-02-13 23:27:29
  What's wrong with that? that's how I usualy sit... (n/t) by thephilosifer2005-02-13 19:24:24
    It's not particularly good for your spine. (n/t) by Llyr2005-02-13 19:25:17
  amused, yes. Happy, no... :D (n/t) by phezult2005-02-13 19:16:48
Phenomenon! (doo doot do de doo) by airRaid52005-02-13 19:13:47
Confusing spam by Egaeus2005-02-13 19:11:11
  Maybe "costumers"=="customers" in their atrocious by bwkaz2005-02-13 19:29:03
    I was being deliberately dense by Egaeus2005-02-13 19:45:06
    Perhaps they wan't you to dress in those... by thephilosifer2005-02-13 19:31:38
Hanky alert by bastetsmuse2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The Christmas poo? (n/t) by kahuana2005-02-13 19:35:30
    I didn't think it was poo by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 19:44:39
      Google Mr. Hanky by Egaeus2005-02-13 19:46:49
      Sorry. I made a "Southpark" reference. (n/t) by kahuana2005-02-13 19:46:33
Anyone else in BC catch the early island news? by celticess2005-02-13 18:51:44
  Well they have to put the Newbies somewhere... (n/t) by thephilosifer2005-02-13 19:25:10
    I'm wondering if everyone got put on the by celticess2005-02-13 19:50:44
WET anyone???? (n/t) by Dad2TZK2005-02-13 18:36:56
  Shweet. I'll be along. by Giranan2005-02-13 19:03:06
  Sounds like a plan :) (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2005-02-13 18:52:02
  see you there (n/t) by AndyA2005-02-13 18:39:01
99 knights of the air by hadji2005-02-13 18:33:06
  99 luftballons by Nena by joecrouse2005-02-13 19:49:46
  Man... so many memories... ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2005-02-13 18:43:05
    Memories? by hadji2005-02-13 18:47:48
      Heh, probably not. by Llyr2005-02-13 18:51:10
        That song was about some very bad things... by kahuana2005-02-13 19:32:06
        Ah. Ok. You are hereby officially accepted into by hadji2005-02-13 18:53:46
          w00t by Llyr2005-02-13 18:55:01
            Secret Service? by hadji2005-02-13 19:13:31
              Exactly. by Llyr2005-02-13 19:26:05
  That is a cool song. by MrTrick2005-02-13 18:37:28
    I believe so, I can't recall who, though. by radiowave9112005-02-13 18:42:59
    Yeah, I think it was Goldfinger. (n/t) by Llyr2005-02-13 18:42:52
      That was it by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
    I dunno. (n/t) by hadji2005-02-13 18:42:30
Time to rebuild! by radiowave9112005-02-13 18:32:34
  Now it won't boot to CD! by radiowave9112005-02-13 19:02:08
ATTN: DesertRat66 by tully2005-02-13 18:31:13
  You're welcome by DesertRat662005-02-13 20:13:22
Dangit! I think my CCS compiler has a bug! by kahuana2005-02-13 18:25:07
The Chinese government...keeping the people safe by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
  I wonder how glenalec is faring these days. (n/t) by kahuana2005-02-13 19:34:02
    I think he posted in the last few days. by Illiad2005-02-13 23:12:03
  I'm not surprised by Egaeus2005-02-13 19:20:55
    Every time I hear something about China... by thephilosifer2005-02-13 19:34:18
      Fascist? by Illiad2005-02-13 23:36:06
      You know... by Egaeus2005-02-13 19:38:44
        I wouldent be suprised... (n/t) by thephilosifer2005-02-13 19:40:50
  God forbid they receive knowledge by carthax2005-02-13 18:52:13
  This surprises you how? (n/t) by retiqlum22005-02-13 18:38:29
    Oh, I'm not surprised at all. (n/t) by radiowave9112005-02-13 18:45:18
(early start) Valentine's day Bah-humbug! thread.. by leistico2005-02-13 18:14:03
  I used to make some reference to the massacre that by gabboqbriggs2005-02-13 22:27:45
  Would it depress you less if you thought by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ah, Valentine's Day. Just a reminder of how lonely by Giranan2005-02-13 19:46:55
  Hey, there are SOME benifit's... by thephilosifer2005-02-13 19:36:56
    that's a benefit by leistico2005-02-13 19:49:16
  I'm wearing all black tomorrow. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2005-02-13 18:44:53
    *smirk* by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 18:47:48
      I dont have a choice in what to were... by thephilosifer2005-02-13 19:38:01
  Well, considering what happened to me three... by retiqlum22005-02-13 18:41:40
  My reason for hating Vday by RoyIreson2005-02-13 18:39:41
    OMG....... by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 18:40:41
      thanks by RoyIreson2005-02-13 18:48:22
  Oh, I don't know about bah-humbugging it by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 18:25:53
    Bastetsmuse - Did you get the memory thing by schwing12005-02-13 18:30:28
      Yeah, just saw your comment. by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 18:40:07
    My 7 yeard old gave both her mom and I by radiowave9112005-02-13 18:30:05
  I don't want anything fancy... by Sweethart2005-02-13 18:23:31
  Bought my SO a 1GB SD card. by MrTrick2005-02-13 18:22:23
    Tell me about it. by schwing12006-11-19 12:55:59
      Wait, it gets worse. by MrTrick2005-02-13 18:39:39
  It's just another reason to spend $ by schwing12005-02-13 18:17:45
    And before you know it it will be time for easter (n/t) by rogue19712005-02-13 19:23:36
    You've paid off CHRISTMAS? by Sweethart2005-02-13 18:19:01
      I was cheap this year. by schwing12005-02-13 18:21:24
        I'm lucky in that by leistico2005-02-13 18:23:09
          It's as they say... by MrTrick2005-02-13 18:40:35
            sad thing by leistico2005-02-13 18:48:30
              dont worry - he's single now too (n/t) by Astro-g2005-02-13 19:50:43
XBOX games by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 18:01:54
  Halo 1/2, KOTOR 1/2, Prince of Persia, by raptor_872005-02-13 18:57:03
    Oh, I completely forgot about Ninja Gaiden! by Llyr2005-02-13 19:41:06
    I thought KOTOR 2 was a major letdown by evilsysadmin2005-02-13 19:10:34
      *sticks fingers in ears* by molsen2005-02-13 22:16:29
    Oddworld: Munche's oddesy also (n/t) by raptor_872005-02-13 18:57:54
      And more stuff that I forgot... by raptor_872005-02-13 19:06:41
  Halo 2, Burnout 3... by Llyr2005-02-13 18:40:49
  Just to start by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 18:36:21
  Halo, Medal of Honour,Grand Theft Auto series. (n/ (n/t) by rook_mtl2005-02-13 18:31:11
  You're asking about the only consle by Scirocco2005-02-13 18:26:14
  My 2 cents by rogue19712005-02-13 18:06:09
    That sounds bloodless. Is it? (n/t) by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 18:41:54
      Prince of Persia 2 is a bit bloodier though by rogue19712005-02-13 19:04:20
      Mostly. by Llyr2005-02-13 18:46:43
    Oh, heartily seconded. :D (n/t) by Llyr2005-02-13 18:41:10
Speaking of HUGS by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 17:58:21
  Yes, but only for one person's touch. (n/t) by mcnutcase2005-02-13 22:51:22
  Yes, and my SO is 1/2 way around the planet by hieraco2005-02-13 18:54:37
  If it is my wife or someone I knopw well by schwing12005-02-13 18:25:23
  Yep by Egaeus2005-02-13 18:13:54
  Definately. (n/t) by radiowave9112005-02-13 18:11:15
  Yes. (n/t) by retiqlum22005-02-13 18:10:20
  That's what cats are for. by tnglives2005-02-13 18:06:26
  Yes. by Arivia2005-02-13 18:04:46
  definitely (n/t) by Astro-g2005-02-13 18:03:49
  Yes (n/t) by krisguy2005-02-13 18:01:39
  Oh sure, if I had a gf. by jiteo2005-02-13 17:59:30
    Yeah, I know. by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 18:01:13
We were just given a minivan. by Sweethart2005-02-13 17:51:26
  That's SO cool by rogue19712005-02-13 18:13:59
    He's finally getting better. by Sweethart2005-02-13 18:15:37
  That's a very nice thing to do... by Scirocco2005-02-13 17:53:20
  AAwwww... by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 17:52:47
Peach flavored carbonated water by krisguy2005-02-13 17:37:28
DELL PCs by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 17:22:50
  Worked for me by DeskTop_Ron2005-02-14 00:03:57
  They need to be in matched pairs. by rook_mtl2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Check this out by schwing12006-11-19 12:55:59
    *snarl* by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 18:39:25
  I believe they do. by krikkert2005-02-13 17:36:09
    methinks the 'all 3 same size' by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 17:52:04
      Heh. by krikkert2005-02-13 17:54:56
        AND by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 17:56:58
          You're female. by krikkert2005-02-13 17:58:25
  some of the dell pc's by molsen2005-02-13 17:27:40
    Yeah, that's what I fear. by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 17:50:24
Users that "think" they know what to do by rogue19712005-02-13 17:13:38
  oh man can i sympathize! by spiffikins2005-02-13 18:28:41
  Tango Manager?!?!?!?!?! (n/t) by krisguy2005-02-13 17:45:10
    huh? (n/t) by rogue19712005-02-13 17:46:13
      That's the name of the PPPoE shim that by krisguy2005-02-13 17:48:20
        our software is from Efficent too by rogue19712005-02-13 18:09:43
        Ah ok, ours is calle High Speed Connection Manager (n/t) by rogue19712005-02-13 17:57:13
          We're now getting firmware upgrades by krisguy2005-02-13 18:00:20
            Wish they would do that here :o( by rogue19712005-02-13 18:12:07
  and no hug minefield found when you need one :o( by rogue19712005-02-13 17:45:00
    *plants hug minefield just for rogue1971* by krikkert2005-02-13 17:56:50
      *dives in and rolls around* (n/t) by rogue19712005-02-13 18:13:00
  Murphy's law... by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 17:25:58
    and they will call 5 minutes before by schwing12005-02-13 18:20:21
      I have a rule. by hadji2005-02-13 18:50:47
    Heh. by jiteo2005-02-13 17:29:51
      *chortle* by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 17:53:31
        Wrong formula though. Damn inverses. by jiteo2005-02-13 17:58:14
Constructive criticism or what by dennismv2005-02-13 16:25:04
  Positive, Negative-constructively, Positive by bastetsmuse2005-02-13 17:25:00
  "Judge not, lest thee be judged thyself" :) by Tars_Tarkas2005-02-13 17:11:52
    well by dennismv2005-02-13 17:29:18
      Ok in this particular situation by Tars_Tarkas2005-02-13 17:40:08
I just got a new hair cut... by thephilosifer2005-02-13 15:44:54
  Wear a hat for a few weeks. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2005-02-13 17:19:33
  Solution. by joecrouse2005-02-13 16:06:48
    You mean like by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Fact that you have a hair stylist bothers by joecrouse2005-02-13 16:05:39
    I ment my barber... the person cutting my hair... (n/t) by thephilosifer2005-02-13 18:04:57
      The fact that you called your barber that, then. ( (n/t) by arktus2005-02-13 18:17:55
  There only one cure... by nix2005-02-13 16:03:10
  Don't worry, by tskelton2005-02-13 15:48:12
    Thanks for the support... by thephilosifer2005-02-13 15:49:37
Strange Speaker behaviour (help). by skippy-ish_guy2005-02-13 15:27:31
  sounds like a stereo jack in a mono port by PsychoI3oy2005-02-13 15:32:55
    Nevermind. Fixed. by skippy-ish_guy2005-02-13 15:44:07
Boggling Win 98/Hardware Problem by jimi2005-02-13 15:23:37
  motherboard. by joecrouse2005-02-13 15:26:54
    Lucky by jimi2005-02-13 16:29:11
Random Love generator by gogodidi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ouch, teh l33t is huring my br4in. by LionsPhil2005-02-13 16:04:16
    ... by gogodidi2005-02-14 08:15:50
  Maybe your code merely predicts the future? by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That would be awesome by Egaeus2005-02-13 17:41:22
  Random Love ??? by flurryman2005-02-13 14:08:13
  Between JerseyGirl and Miranda by hadji2005-02-13 14:03:48
C++ pointer return fun! (read: I need help) by llamatron2005-02-13 13:45:24
  well, it is past due, and I now see the problem... by llamatron2005-02-13 16:53:17
    what was the problem ? by dennismv2005-02-13 16:57:10
  is element a member of LinkedList? by TheRagingTowel2005-02-13 16:37:18
    ohhh, of course... by llamatron2005-02-13 16:52:45
  make sure "element" is defined properly .. by dennismv2005-02-13 16:31:25
    got that, but thanks (n/t) by llamatron2005-02-13 16:50:16
  Did you, by any chance, by Michiel2005-02-13 13:57:50
    line 59 was after a }... by llamatron2005-02-13 14:00:32
      Perl! by Pic2005-02-13 14:02:37
  Look Elsewhere... by calcrazy2005-02-13 13:55:05
    hmm... by llamatron2005-02-13 13:56:34
UFie treasure hunters, please help me. by tnglives2005-02-13 13:26:37
  My university (University of West Florida) by shorty822005-02-13 15:50:19
  When I went to visit my old campus one time by evilsysadmin2005-02-13 14:52:31
  wait? by gogodidi2005-02-13 14:00:39
    It's kind of a passive aggressive protest. by tnglives2005-02-13 14:39:48
Sanity Check please. by Glum_Reaper2005-02-13 13:20:15
  Does your boss by any chance by mother.nature2005-02-13 16:12:53
  You're right - it's impossible by Arachnid2005-02-13 14:55:43
    Well, last thing it'd do *intentionally*. by LionsPhil2005-02-13 16:13:33
      Guess what? by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You might need to try another AV. by kahuana2005-02-13 14:30:41
  What a brilliant idea! *black hat* by Llyr2005-02-13 13:51:01
  Your boss seems to think viruses (Viri?)... by moongoddess2005-02-13 13:31:01
  Definitly NOT by placidpsychosis2005-02-13 13:27:24
  Muhaha! Selfmutating uber-virus from hell! by chrisP2005-02-13 13:26:44
Official What Are You Doing Thread by SnappingTurtle2005-02-13 13:03:54
  Writing some fuses in ColdFusion. by rorajoey2005-02-13 22:39:42
  Watching South Park season 1 & 2 by Havoc2005-02-13 19:18:06
  Just got back from dance lessons. by Ravenlock2005-02-13 17:07:17
  Curling up and hiding... by themadkansan2005-02-13 16:30:54
  Restoring 50 year old scrapbooks by TechisSO2005-02-13 16:03:47
  playing online darts by joecrouse2005-02-13 15:25:39
  World of Warcraft by phezult2005-02-13 15:20:40
  Being confused about the inner workings by AshyRaine2005-02-13 15:11:17
    We'll let you know how it works by wheresthefish2005-02-13 15:16:46
      *BOOM* by LionsPhil2005-02-13 16:16:01
      *laughs* by AshyRaine2005-02-13 15:29:05
    Don't even try... by moongoddess2005-02-13 15:15:48
      That's better than what I've heard by AshyRaine2005-02-13 15:29:53
        To quote Jeff Foxworthy a funny guy and a geek. by joecrouse2005-02-13 16:10:50
        ...and cars. by wheresthefish2005-02-13 15:32:17
          COMPUTERS. by PsychoI3oy2005-02-13 15:33:21
            Sssssh! by wheresthefish2005-02-13 15:36:51
              *smiles* by AshyRaine2005-02-13 15:51:18
  Shredding, shredding, shredding, shredding, shredd by ChuckAB2005-02-13 14:51:21
  braising chicken in white wine with lots of garlic by flatlander2005-02-13 14:43:27
  Recovering from a headache and waiting for by NOLAWitch2005-02-13 14:35:24
  just got back from Brownwood by Reddy2005-02-13 14:03:50
    yep, good barbecue by flatlander2005-02-13 14:53:28
  regretting by gogodidi2005-02-13 13:58:05
  Playing neopets and talking to bellator by celticess2005-02-13 13:53:10
    ok done playing crack-attack against him by celticess2005-02-13 15:15:04
      *confused* (n/t) by arktus2005-02-13 18:14:31
        huh how so? by celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Well... by arktus2005-02-13 20:58:11
  reinstalling my internet router by ttlogic2005-02-13 13:50:33
    hah! by gogodidi2005-02-13 13:53:48
  watchin tv, talking in sporks, browsing UF by PsychoI3oy2005-02-13 13:49:36
  Watching Celebrity Poker on CITYTV. (n/t) by DShade2005-02-13 13:30:50
    Toronto. (n/t) by DShade2005-02-13 13:38:30
    toronto, vancouver, ottawa? the new somthing? (n/t by moongoddess2005-02-13 13:32:08
  Procrastinating, obviously. by chrisP2005-02-13 13:29:09
  Backing up software (n/t) by moongoddess2005-02-13 13:25:59
  Installing software right now by thread_killer2005-02-13 13:13:40
    Contemplating an tough choice... by Glum_Reaper2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nothing official, I can assure you. ^^ (n/t) by kahuana2005-02-13 13:12:40
    Hah! Now we've got YOU doing it! ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2005-02-13 14:02:33
    Well then could I speak to Tonto? by SnappingTurtle2005-02-13 13:18:11
  Installing Gentoo. by mcnutcase2005-02-13 13:08:30
  As little as possible by radiowave9112005-02-13 13:07:10
...the heck? by mcnutcase2005-02-13 12:58:50
I'm looking for some standard icons. by Michiel2005-02-13 12:57:18
  No matter. I've got them. (n/t) by Michiel2005-02-13 13:34:50
H.Dean as the DNC pres means there is hope for the by shminux2005-02-13 12:50:57
  If you say so by DesertRat662005-02-13 15:13:29
    I doubt it by Egaeus2005-02-13 17:49:29
      Funny you should say that by DesertRat662005-02-13 20:16:28
        Truthfully by Egaeus2005-02-13 20:25:17
          Hehe by DesertRat662005-02-13 22:12:38
    And then what? by Ravenlock2005-02-13 17:15:08
      Wasn't it George Washington who said: by Sweethart2005-02-13 18:18:05
Just returned from "phantom of the opera" by voxwoman2005-02-13 12:35:49
  I wasn't a huge fan either by nedludd2005-02-13 17:20:05
  You've got to take it for what it is. by Pic2005-02-13 13:40:16
    yeah, that's why I asked. by voxwoman2005-02-13 14:53:04
      Apparently, by Pic2005-02-13 14:56:09
        well. let's just say his "instrument" by voxwoman2005-02-13 16:22:02
  I'm refusing to see that movie by niwikki2005-02-13 12:44:26
    So, curious... by theanomaly2005-02-13 12:47:04
      Sondheim by niwikki2005-02-13 12:50:00
        Here's a good team for you... by mcnutcase2005-02-13 13:14:28
          I've sung it as a duet, junior year of high school by niwikki2005-02-13 13:21:15
            With music that good, who needs a show? ;) by mcnutcase2005-02-13 13:26:45
              Ooh by niwikki2005-02-13 13:44:53
                My dad always cries when he hears that song... by mcnutcase2005-02-13 13:49:02
                  on stage, the way I've seen it done by niwikki2005-02-13 14:19:12
        sondheim? by gogodidi2005-02-13 12:55:05
          got a problem with Sondheim? by niwikki2005-02-13 12:57:07
            Going from memory, by Pic2005-02-13 13:42:10
              I was gonna say, isn't the fishing port... by mcnutcase2005-02-13 13:44:32
                Not a fishing port, by Pic2005-02-13 13:46:19
                  My information is from 1950s photoguides. by mcnutcase2005-02-13 13:50:22
                    Indeed. by Pic2005-02-13 13:57:02
                      It's certainly in my plans. by mcnutcase2005-02-13 14:00:02
                        We don't hate eachother all that much. by Pic2005-02-13 14:05:48
            Methinks was just a pun... you'd be surprised tho. by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
Boomies....???? Anybody want to get W:ET?? (n/t) by demonhedge2005-02-13 12:29:47
  You WOULD start that now... by ChuckAB2005-02-13 12:35:51
  Sure, but only for a while. by arktus2005-02-13 12:32:38
  Sure thing. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-02-13 12:32:20
Attn: retigulm2 by McGowan2006-11-19 12:55:59
Intel might have something to say about that... by vanyel2005-02-13 12:02:16
Hang on a sec - that's not funny! by geoffsaulnier2005-02-13 11:52:07
Fourth frame.. Exactly WHAT is (R) ?!? by Bonzo2005-02-13 11:40:13
  seems to be in the same place as in the last frame by Jeff_UK2005-02-13 12:09:32
    get yer ruler out and measure. by McGowan2005-02-13 12:13:16
      Illiad doesn't do things by accident... by Hellahulla2005-02-13 12:42:22
  that means by Dad2TZK2005-02-13 11:43:27
    ... by Bonzo2005-02-13 11:45:54
      That is odd by Hellahulla2005-02-13 11:52:09
        User Friendly Object? (n/t) by DShade2005-02-13 11:57:45
          Unabridged Foaming Orifice? by Hellahulla2005-02-13 12:11:36
      Not Illiad, Amazon by SnappingTurtle2005-02-13 11:50:17
Shtupid Guitar Question (tm) by Winsmith2005-02-13 11:37:45
  Normally, on both guitars and violins by run.dll2005-02-13 17:17:12
    yes by dab2005-02-13 19:56:37
  Righty tighty lefty-loosie, yes? (n/t) by esbita2005-02-13 15:21:01
  On my guitar by Yaeger2005-02-13 11:47:28
WARNING: ON TOPIC POST below! by DaNutBall2005-02-13 11:33:33
  hmm by dennismv2005-02-13 12:33:22
I am getting a version of the nigerian scam by joecrouse2005-02-13 11:23:41
  Bit Long...here's one from Yahoo I had a while ago by Tawnos2005-02-13 11:47:27
  new twist is is that she claims by joecrouse2005-02-13 11:40:41
    What's their excuse? by Bonzo2005-02-13 11:44:26
    Play the game dude :) (n/t) by Hellahulla2005-02-13 11:44:23
  play it out and send the logs (n/t) by McGowan2005-02-13 11:25:19
    There is a website... by Hellahulla2005-02-13 11:31:38
Crossing 1500 by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  spin on the numbers? by hieraco2005-02-13 11:31:34
    Since numbers are spinning like a 45 anyway by thread_killer2005-02-13 13:31:17
      What's your point? by Arachnid2005-02-13 15:02:15
        You've made my point exactly by thread_killer2005-02-13 15:39:16
          If that's your point, why not... by Arachnid2005-02-13 15:42:44
            Alright, let me back up. by thread_killer2005-02-13 16:50:14
  As much as I agree. by McGowan2005-02-13 11:23:57
    Yep by Kickstart2005-02-13 11:25:44
      Dont forget all that red tape. by McGowan2005-02-13 11:29:24
  One missed item by Kickstart2005-02-13 11:19:26
    Since when by thread_killer2005-02-13 13:08:34
      Quite the humanitarian aren't we? by wheresthefish2005-02-13 15:05:02
        I've been below the poverty line by thread_killer2005-02-13 15:38:32
          Yes, and you were -able- to work by Kickstart2005-02-13 16:26:14
            Exceptions to every rule by thread_killer2005-02-13 17:09:35
              Speaking of emotive arguments by Arachnid2005-02-13 18:17:04
                No by thread_killer2005-02-13 18:20:28
                  That doesn't follow by Arachnid2005-02-13 18:23:00
                    You like to pick nits don't you? by thread_killer2005-02-13 18:41:59
                      Excuse me? by Arachnid2005-02-13 18:53:02
                        The nitpicking comes in by thread_killer2005-02-13 19:27:06
                          Answers by Arachnid2005-02-13 19:34:17
              One meal a day. (n/t) by Arachnid2005-02-13 18:10:58
                One meal a day by thread_killer2005-02-13 18:18:22
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! by thread_killer2005-02-13 10:44:39
  iSoftware ? (n/t) by Bonzo2005-02-13 11:40:44
    Nope by thread_killer2005-02-13 13:06:30
Best UserFriendly Ever by bazald2005-02-13 10:32:26
  Just why? by cocoa moe2005-02-13 11:13:46
    Over the years Illiad has had a bash at most by McGowan2005-02-13 11:27:12
  My vote for best of all time by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
Disney by gogodidi2005-02-13 10:02:20
  Hmm... MS vs Disney by Arman X2005-02-13 14:20:00
    Toy Story IE might be hard by thread_killer2005-02-13 14:40:09
      They already have a Teletubbies theme by thecatman2005-02-13 16:30:49
  This is news? (n/t) by arktus2005-02-13 10:07:26
    Definitely not by Yavine2005-02-13 10:20:42
    lol, no... (n/t) by gogodidi2005-02-13 10:18:27
Song of the day... modified by Hellahulla2005-02-13 09:56:11
  Something by the Beatles? by hadji2005-02-13 13:12:30
    number 9 ! (n/t) by joecrouse2005-02-13 19:56:26
      From which CD? (n/t) by hadji2005-02-13 20:56:36
  Song Of The Day by diorama2005-02-13 11:47:41
  We rock by JerseyGirl2005-02-13 10:40:36
    Lol except south Jersey girls. by joecrouse2005-02-13 19:55:44
    I'd agree... by Hellahulla2005-02-13 11:23:44
    See? This is exactly the kind of thing by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
Shameless LJ plug (particularly McNutcase) by romandas2005-02-13 09:51:18
  Maybe tomorrow. by mcnutcase2005-02-13 09:57:11
    Heh, I did that about three weeks ago by romandas2005-02-13 09:59:02
Ack! by mcnutcase2005-02-13 09:49:10
  I was never able by thread_killer2005-02-13 10:46:51
    This is just a Barton. Should be easy. by mcnutcase2005-02-13 10:54:14
  Welcome to my gentoo hell. by wheresthefish2005-02-13 09:56:39
    The X11-DRM thing was pretty easy.. by romandas2005-02-13 10:17:47
      Are you running an amd64? by wheresthefish2005-02-13 10:19:40
        Unfortunately not.. by romandas2005-02-13 10:20:47
          Beats me. by wheresthefish2005-02-13 10:22:45
            What happens when you run glxgears? by romandas2005-02-13 10:25:13
              Dunno. I shut it down. by wheresthefish2005-02-13 10:34:13
    Use a new version of putty by imrambi2005-02-13 10:10:36
    USE flags. by mcnutcase2005-02-13 09:58:38
      For pity's sake... by wheresthefish2005-02-13 10:02:58
        So is it safe to abort the install? by wheresthefish2005-02-13 10:13:02
          Too late, done now. by wheresthefish2005-02-13 10:29:37
            Try gtk2 in there as well. by mcnutcase2005-02-13 11:00:11
              So now I've go to start from scratch again? by wheresthefish2005-02-13 11:15:36
                Why are you starting from scratch for everything? by mcnutcase2005-02-13 11:25:05
                  Because it is clear to me by wheresthefish2005-02-13 11:46:20
  I kept getting segfaults when I tried to do that by Scirocco2005-02-13 09:50:09
    This was a download failure. by mcnutcase2005-02-13 09:56:04
      Ah yes, the mirror problem. by wheresthefish2005-02-13 10:00:30
Custody lawyers, mid-Fraser Valley, BC by theanomaly2005-02-13 08:44:06
  I know some from having been through it by celticess2005-02-13 11:21:28
    Thanks a bunch - I'l pass this along! (n/t) by theanomaly2005-02-13 12:40:43
  can't help with finding one but... by deadweasle2005-02-13 11:15:19
    you can file a complaint for mishandling of by celticess2005-02-13 11:27:28
      Thanks celticess, deadweasle by theanomaly2005-02-13 12:40:14
Missed two products: by kahuana2005-02-13 08:15:38
  Maybe Apple will buy the rights to.... by OnDemand2006-11-19 12:55:59
    iMright? (n/t) by McGowan2005-02-13 08:59:57
  Shouldn't that be iAm on the iThink? (n/t) by jiteo2005-02-13 08:18:27
    Pretty sure iAm is the hardware part. (n/t) by kahuana2005-02-13 09:15:17
      No man. by jiteo2005-02-13 09:29:05
        You've got the relationship wrong. by kahuana2005-02-13 09:36:38
          You're arguing with Descartes here. by jiteo2005-02-13 10:02:41
            No, I'm arguing with jiteo. ^^ by kahuana2005-02-13 11:08:14
    and wouldn't it be Canadian anyways? :) (n/t) by theanomaly2005-02-13 08:39:24
How many of you use an RSS reader? by JerseyGirl2005-02-13 07:58:23
  I use the one in Mozilla Thunderbird. by Michiel2005-02-13 13:45:13
  I do by cuboci2005-02-13 10:09:00
  I use RSS. by shorty822005-02-13 08:57:20
  On a similar note: by dodrian2005-02-13 08:15:57
    I don't know by JerseyGirl2005-02-13 08:18:09
      I gave up too... by Hellahulla2005-02-13 09:59:14
      Why did you give up on it? (n/t) by shorty822005-02-13 08:57:47
Any regular Project users about? by thread_killer2005-02-13 07:58:11
  Here's how by VCA2005-02-13 08:06:00
    You Rock!! by thread_killer2005-02-13 08:09:26
Anyknow know why dmesg says hyperthreading is.. by romandas2005-02-13 07:49:31
  is SMT enabled by imrambi2005-02-13 09:45:32
    Yes, I enabled that as well (n/t) by romandas2005-02-13 09:53:34
  Is it turned on in BIOS? (n/t) by Mad_Peter2005-02-13 08:23:06
  You can enable/disable HT in the BIOS. by Scirocco2005-02-13 08:22:29
    Not in my BIOS.. by romandas2005-02-13 08:34:57
    Hah! Beat me to it! (n/t) by Mad_Peter2005-02-13 08:24:30
Cat on lap + retactable claws =Bad (n/t) by OnDemand2005-02-13 07:46:18
  What I wanna know is: by veran2005-02-13 08:25:32
    Sometimes if you move alot, ... by OnDemand2005-02-13 08:45:18
  Its funny how cat owners realise this by McGowan2005-02-13 07:48:29
    Maybe it's by JerseyGirl2005-02-13 07:53:45
      Yeh but it worse when your a guy (n/t) by OnDemand2005-02-13 07:56:31
        TMI...... by McGowan2005-02-13 07:58:29
      s/ hurtuing/ hurting/ (n/t) by JerseyGirl2005-02-13 07:55:21
Anyone who can tell me what a Sphygmomanometer is by McGowan2005-02-13 07:25:25
  Blood Pressure cuff by hieraco2005-02-13 09:52:01
  I have one of my very own by notdeadyet2005-02-13 07:53:03
  blood pressure meter. (n/t) by nedludd2005-02-13 07:31:32
    You do realize by Egaeus2005-02-13 07:33:05
      yeah, about five seconds after I hit submit by nedludd2005-02-13 07:34:31
        :) (n/t) by Egaeus2005-02-13 07:35:16
  it's a meter of some kind. by veran2005-02-13 07:27:10
    A manometer is used for measuring pressure by nedludd2005-02-13 07:33:47
      Ah, a column of liquid meter! by veran2005-02-13 08:03:27
  It's by Egaeus2005-02-13 07:27:02
    Monty Python's Flying Circus. by hadji2005-02-13 11:19:03
    Dang! by JerseyGirl2005-02-13 07:31:31
Am I the only one who can't find the LOTD? by dodrian2005-02-13 07:01:06
  Sunday's it's the LOTW: by jiteo2005-02-13 07:05:31
    I need an apostrophectomy. (n/t) by jiteo2005-02-13 07:05:53
Maybe I'm completely dumb by Egaeus2005-02-13 06:41:54
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Moderated (non-fyoss language) (n/t) by Arachnid2005-02-13 15:12:45
    That is so by saminz2005-02-13 09:30:37
    Mods. Non-FYOSS language. (n/t) by shorty822005-02-13 09:29:57
  Still waiting for the by veran2005-02-13 08:26:29
    <groan> (n/t) by tozzi2005-02-13 08:32:27
  Interesting Question, Actually... by bensun2006-11-19 12:55:59
  iDiot?? by thread_killer2005-02-13 06:50:01
  iDontKnow (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-02-13 06:45:58
    Was the question, by McGowan2005-02-13 06:51:11
////Good Mood Brings Virtual Gifts///// by bensun2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What I really really want by JerseyGirl2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Tell us what you want, what you really really want by kahuana2005-02-13 08:07:00
      If you want my future you gotta get my past (n/t) by McGowan2005-02-13 08:08:15
    On the bright side though. by McGowan2005-02-13 07:49:38
  {{{bensun}}} by JerseyGirl2005-02-13 07:29:07
  Thanks heaps! by saminz2005-02-13 06:41:21
  FIX: by bensun2006-11-19 12:55:59
It's a bit windy out. by wheresthefish2005-02-13 06:34:01
  *evil grin* by mcnutcase2005-02-13 06:36:55
    Heck yeah. by wheresthefish2005-02-13 06:46:25
      ok look I hate seagulls as much as the next by McGowan2005-02-13 06:48:39
        And poop. by wheresthefish2005-02-13 06:54:03
          That's why we call 'em s4 hawks. by kahuana2005-02-13 09:27:34
            You mean s5hawks. by mcnutcase2005-02-13 09:31:57
          fire crackers tend to make them run. by McGowan2005-02-13 06:59:01
            It's getting them to eat the bangers that's tricky by mcnutcase2005-02-13 07:03:55
          Spasm! Fetch the twelve-bore! by mcnutcase2005-02-13 06:57:13
  ruins my plans. by McGowan2005-02-13 06:35:39
bucky bucky bucky bucky bucky bucky bucky bucky by mcnutcase2005-02-13 06:30:27
to quote FoxTrot by gary_72005-02-13 06:10:45
NOT happy! by pseudoNIHM2005-02-13 06:07:50
  Is it a LeadTek card? by kwyn2005-02-13 10:22:09
    Actually its MSI, same as the mobo (n/t) by pseudoNIHM2005-02-13 16:46:32
  You LIKE RMA? by mcnutcase2005-02-13 06:11:52
    no, not really. I was being sarcastic. by pseudoNIHM2005-02-13 06:26:44
  via motherboard drivers by Astro-g2005-02-13 06:10:44
    I have no such issues with my VIA mobo. by mcnutcase2005-02-13 06:13:02
      It's AGP by pseudoNIHM2005-02-13 06:28:22
        The GeForce six is distinctly suboptimal with AGP. by mcnutcase2005-02-13 06:32:14
          so I see. by pseudoNIHM2005-02-13 06:44:15
            Assumption is the mother of all.... by McGowan2005-02-13 07:50:28
      my VIA mobo is a right B4 by McGowan2005-02-13 06:17:28
        And one other thing. by McGowan2005-02-13 06:20:02
          What brand mobo? by mcnutcase2005-02-13 06:20:47
            Funny that. by McGowan2005-02-13 06:23:21
      I have had by Astro-g2005-02-13 06:14:50
        Stop rubbing balloons on your head? by mcnutcase2005-02-13 06:19:41
          my major thought by Astro-g2005-02-13 06:28:04
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Quicktime to DivX? by richlondoner2005-02-13 04:59:29
  In Windows, AviSynth is your friend by Ironblood2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Perhaps by swissapple2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks... by richlondoner2005-02-14 01:20:14
  perhaps mencoder to get it to a resonable format? by Freakazoid2005-02-13 12:33:50
  Trying TMPGEnc and... by richlondoner2005-02-13 06:50:56
  Eurgh. by mcnutcase2005-02-13 05:55:20
  you could try by Astro-g2005-02-13 05:39:05
    given the contents of mcnutcases post by Astro-g2005-02-13 06:12:23
Well, "happy" valentine's day to me... by LeoHyuuga2005-02-13 04:30:59
  valentines day... by veran2005-02-13 07:28:29
    massacre? by LeoHyuuga2005-02-13 07:41:30
      Valentine's day by delcted2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Valentines day is not the celebration of the by McGowan2005-02-13 07:46:29
          agreed by LeoHyuuga2005-02-13 07:54:42
            Not my day by veran2005-02-13 08:02:21
              that sounds like every friday and saturday night. (n/t) by McGowan2005-02-13 08:03:24
                I like to introduce it... by veran2005-02-13 08:07:53
                  the irony by LeoHyuuga2005-02-13 08:49:33
            They should have a St Breakup's day by McGowan2005-02-13 07:57:59
              Love does not exist. by veran2005-02-13 08:15:21
              Pffffttttt.... by thread_killer2005-02-13 08:09:00
                Aren't there supposed to be... by veran2005-02-13 08:16:27
                  Like Prozac and Paxil? (n/t) by raptor_872005-02-13 11:42:57
              Sounds like an idea by LeoHyuuga2005-02-13 08:04:47
          Only for the elder gods by delcted2005-02-13 07:51:39
            One Year Ago tm by bensun2006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{you}}} by saminz2005-02-13 06:14:33
    thanks (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2005-02-13 06:50:14
  {{{LeoHyuuga}}} by McGowan2005-02-13 05:53:47
    a bit perverse by LeoHyuuga2005-02-13 06:52:06
      I asked myself this. by McGowan2005-02-13 06:56:20
        the thing is by LeoHyuuga2005-02-13 06:58:38
          Religion, it can be so beautiful. by McGowan2005-02-13 07:11:08
            yeah by LeoHyuuga2005-02-13 07:17:28
              Thats good for you. by McGowan2005-02-13 07:35:41
          Wait a sec... by thread_killer2005-02-13 07:03:34
            I'm with you there. by mcnutcase2005-02-13 07:15:08
              I'm bigoted against bigots by LeoHyuuga2005-02-13 07:18:24
                Well, that's certainly.. by krikkert2005-02-13 07:35:17
                  well by LeoHyuuga2005-02-13 07:40:16
  {{{LeoHyuuga}}} by krikkert2005-02-13 05:05:34
    thanks by LeoHyuuga2005-02-13 06:51:10
  {{{LeoHyuuga}}} by AshyRaine2005-02-13 04:39:05
    thanks by LeoHyuuga2005-02-13 04:39:52
iNice iOne, iIlliad! by Arachnid2005-02-13 03:14:08
  Wasn't that... by diGriz2005-02-13 10:33:09
  iDarwin BSD, actually by flatlander2005-02-13 07:21:34
  iLART! (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-02-13 03:16:41
I was looking for some action by dennismv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wonderful (n/t) by ixeian2005-02-13 04:31:40
  Found some action by hieraco2005-02-13 03:03:54
  wtf? (n/t) by nix2005-02-13 02:15:42
    hehe by dennismv2005-02-13 02:17:18
      he he he he by Winsmith2005-02-13 03:45:27
A whole page full of LOTR photoschlocks... by rorajoey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Bah time out! :-( (n/t) by hieraco2005-02-13 03:00:12
Bah. Wikipedia could do with some improvement... by McNutcase2005-02-13 01:46:13
  groklaw.net might be what you're looking for... by Tars_Tarkas2005-02-13 02:22:40
    Groklaw focuses on the SCO stuff. by McNutcase2005-02-13 02:24:07
      How to you pronounce... by veran2005-02-13 06:29:56
        S.C.O (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-02-13 07:39:03
        "sko" is the only way I've ever heard it. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-02-13 06:48:01
          In my language that means: by veran2005-02-13 06:52:40
            Odd, in mine it means "shoe". (n/t) by krikkert2005-02-13 07:19:38
              Danish are you? by veran2005-02-13 07:26:01
                Nope, not Danish, nor Swedish. by krikkert2005-02-13 07:36:09
                  Thought so. by veran2005-02-13 08:19:12
                    What'd we do? by krikkert2005-02-13 08:34:51
      They have a couple of links that look promising: by Tars_Tarkas2006-11-19 12:55:59
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2005-02-13 01:27:18
  1935 by Plasma2005-02-13 05:52:39
Disk-slicing advice wanted... by McNutcase2005-02-13 01:00:25
  For a production server... by tskelton2005-02-13 09:08:10
    I ended up... by mcnutcase2005-02-13 09:19:01
      Should be fine... by tskelton2005-02-13 15:51:19
  I have by Alcyone2005-02-13 04:27:35
  Partition schemes I'm currently using: by wheresthefish2005-02-13 03:31:42
  It's gutter-friday every day in Jeff's house (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-02-13 03:18:37
    Guess I'm not the only one by AshyRaine2005-02-13 05:57:44
  Two examples from my Linux boxen by ideur2005-02-13 02:15:02
  I assume this will be a workstation? by nix2005-02-13 02:08:41
    Thanks for the advice. by McNutcase2005-02-13 02:15:55
      Which ISP? NTHell? by wheresthefish2005-02-13 03:19:43
  Well, for the Filesystem, it varies by Freakazoid2005-02-13 01:51:53
  IMO... by Kickstart2005-02-13 01:18:25
    32MB is more than enough for /boot, IME, by LionsPhil2005-02-13 17:04:47
    But then again... by Kickstart2005-02-13 01:31:22
      Perhaps you could give me some harder numbers? by McNutcase2005-02-13 01:39:11
    I'll be keeping /boot split off... by McNutcase2005-02-13 01:31:03
      Sure, go for it...just give yourself lots of space (n/t) by Kickstart2005-02-13 01:32:10
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
Randomizing machines are predicting the future by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What I want to know is... by Khaar2005-02-13 13:38:33
    It is not the cosmos as a whole that is thought by hadji2005-02-13 13:54:40
      That would be one explanation. by Khaar2005-02-13 14:23:20
        Two things. by hadji2005-02-13 15:54:03
        Another thing. by Khaar2005-02-13 14:50:25
    Maybe telepathy obeys the inverse square law (n/t) by Egaeus2005-02-13 13:49:09
  So the future is random? (n/t) by kahuana2005-02-13 08:05:33
  Why would it react to Diana's funeral by hyzenthlay2005-02-13 07:26:57
    Maybe it just reacts when people get upset? by delcted2005-02-13 08:04:42
      it also doesn't explain predicting the future. by McGowan2005-02-13 08:06:21
  People are succesfully by McGowan2005-02-13 06:02:38
    Well, what if it's some capacitance thing? by Jorpho2005-02-13 07:11:56
      That phenomenon by Egaeus2005-02-13 07:24:31
    Pure coincidence. (n/t) by mcnutcase2005-02-13 06:33:44
      So is all science by TheGM2005-02-13 07:04:39
      There is a principle though by wheresthefish2005-02-13 06:56:24
      There is a point when the paranormal by McGowan2005-02-13 06:40:09
        It is not just coming into the room by delcted2005-02-13 07:26:49
          The point is by McGowan2005-02-13 08:02:36
            No, they have not. by delcted2005-02-13 08:12:58
          <Deleted><Deleted>2005-02-13 11:15:00
            Moderated (double post) (n/t) by Arachnid2005-02-13 11:15:09
            Ooops, MODS. Sorry only just realised. (n/t) by McGowan2005-02-13 09:02:46
  With issues like this, it seems to me by hadji2005-02-13 01:07:16
  The future just isn't what it used to be. ;-) by glenalec2005-02-13 00:49:51
  Wow. Another crackpot theory. by nix2005-02-13 00:37:15
    Of course, in order to come to that conclusion by wheresthefish2005-02-13 04:42:14
      Yeah, I'm with wheresthefish and... by Ravenlock2005-02-13 06:10:36
    This is also why they'll will soon ban /dev/random by Tars_Tarkas2005-02-13 02:07:46
      Bah. Just cat it to /dev/dsp. by McNutcase2005-02-13 02:17:31
        My system can't generate entropy fast enough by nix2005-02-13 02:26:58
          Maybe you just don't speak god :) by Tars_Tarkas2005-02-13 02:31:20
            Sadly, not before tomorrow. (n/t) by TheGM2005-02-13 09:04:23
              It might tell you before tomorrow.... by Tars_Tarkas2005-02-13 21:39:48
  one thing with these by dennismv2005-02-13 00:33:10
    What I got by mrmath2005-02-13 04:08:37
      Insanity lies therein. by huitzilopochtli2005-02-13 06:45:55
    Future-telling impact by Illiad2005-02-13 00:43:46
      #2 might actually save us, once the dust settled.. by Evil_Minion2005-02-13 01:35:39
  definitely blue pill (n/t) by shminux2005-02-13 00:17:13
    Ask Go ask Alice, I think she'll know (n/t) by flatlander2005-02-13 06:39:20
Political meddling in U.S. wildlife research by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  just hasting the rupture, man. (n/t) by shminux2005-02-13 00:18:21
    the rupture? (n/t) by Arachnid2005-02-13 11:04:09
      The rapture, maybe? (n/t) by raptor_872005-02-13 11:15:00
    God, that scares me. by Kickstart2005-02-13 01:33:52
    ...hastening, I mean.... (n/t) by shminux2005-02-13 00:20:45
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2005-02-13 00:10:01
  Nevrobigny by provinfistoris2005-02-13 18:27:16
Translations by Nea2005-02-13 00:01:03
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2005-02-13 00:55:16
  German / Deutsch (top post) by diGriz2005-02-13 00:19:36
    von diGriz by diGriz2005-02-13 00:24:20
      Korrektur by diGriz2005-02-13 00:48:29
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  DNS deployed; Gorbachev takes office (n/t) by archnerd2005-02-13 21:59:18
  First US troops sent to Vietnam by tallastro2005-02-13 18:56:20
  The birth of the Internet! And not of WW3. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The birth of someone Extremely Important by esbita2005-02-13 15:23:02
  Just a couple of tidbits from 1964... by moongoddess2005-02-13 13:06:48
  Mai Lai massacre by Kickstart2005-02-13 12:15:17
    Do you remedmber the Mad Magazine cover? by flatlander2005-02-13 16:28:54
  The US copyright act was finally updated by niwikki2005-02-13 11:47:15
  Columbia, the first spaceship, launched by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  1979 by joecrouse2005-02-13 11:11:04
    "Almost makeing me an Alabaman by birth" by theanomaly2005-02-13 13:08:09
  The Berlin Wall being torn down by Eric3_141592005-02-13 10:28:12
  Elvis Presley died and more importantly by P.Buttercup2005-02-13 09:08:31
    He didn't die! by wheresthefish2005-02-13 09:42:43
  First business computer, UNIVAC, delivered by tskelton2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Last DeLoreans produced (n/t) by theanomaly2005-02-13 08:21:01
  China celebrates news of my birth... by kahuana2005-02-13 08:03:20
  The last American soldiers left Vietnam (n/t) by romandas2005-02-13 07:39:45
    I was thinking the same thing. (n/t) by techi8702005-02-13 07:57:56
  romandas was born ;) by daswife2005-02-13 07:28:31
  Thatcher became leader of the opposition (n/t) by TheGM2005-02-13 07:17:44
  NASA was created. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-02-13 07:02:11
    Michael Jackson, Donny Osmond, Prince and Madonna by NOLAWitch2005-02-13 18:54:12
      So were Prince Albert of Monaco, Sharon Stone, by NOLAWitch2005-02-13 19:27:06
  Whoa! Many events actually. by jiteo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The Six Day War by SnappingTurtle2005-02-13 06:19:27
  Sputnik I! by flatlander2005-02-13 06:15:31
  Perl 1.0 is released, 5 days before my birthday. (n/t) by krikkert2005-02-13 06:13:15
  Star Trek: TNG premiered. by Linden G2005-02-13 06:10:20
  On my birthday at year-of-birth + 2 by maxor2005-02-13 06:00:55
  Interesting, eh? by purplepineapple2005-02-13 05:52:14
    It was pretty important here in Canada! (n/t) by moongoddess2005-02-13 12:58:38
  Hmm, let's see, according to Wikipedia: by bwkaz2005-02-13 05:44:52
  England winning the World Cup. by Voltigeur2005-02-13 05:19:57
  Most important: Revolution in Iran by Alcyone2005-02-13 05:04:11
  One word: Cuba!! by saminz2005-02-13 03:51:09
  Sputnik (n/t) by Zandermann2005-02-13 03:48:28
    Oh, we've given the same answer by flatlander2005-02-13 06:21:44
      ok, you old fart (n/t) by Zandermann2005-02-13 16:10:19
        47 is "old fart"? by flatlander2005-02-13 17:15:07
          LOL !! 8-X (n/t) by Zandermann2005-02-13 18:32:40
  I have no idea by Spisefisken2005-02-13 03:37:10
    This is a good resource by AshyRaine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Don't know about most important by AshyRaine2005-02-13 03:04:03
  The Berlin Wall was built (n/t) by asimov2005-02-13 03:01:34
  Elvis going home. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-02-13 02:57:46
  Monday becomes the first day of the week (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2005-02-13 02:38:08
  Arpanet became the internet (n/t) by Astro-g2005-02-13 02:06:45
    Also by Astro-g2005-02-13 06:31:44
  I don't know. by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  First man on the moon. by hadji2005-02-13 01:38:16
    Me too, but not Wallace and Grommit (n/t) by ripley82005-02-13 08:44:33
  Dr. Strangelove was released. by Evil_Minion2005-02-13 01:25:01
  The first computer Virus released to the wild by gabboqbriggs2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There's one for sure by diGriz2005-02-13 01:05:10
  Apple was founded. by slackware982005-02-13 01:00:49
  John F. Kennedy Killed by hieraco2005-02-13 00:46:14
  I was born in the year of the by rorajoey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  1983 - THX is established. by skippy-ish_guy2005-02-13 00:33:29
  I don't know. What happend in 1981? (n/t) by nix2005-02-13 00:18:56
    The Pope got shot. Charles & Di got hitched. by farfalla2005-02-13 00:23:29
      IBM started making PCs. by PsychoI3oy2005-02-13 00:40:27
        Oh, and Columbia launched for the first time by PsychoI3oy2005-02-13 00:44:27
    Ask wikipedia by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
  The Cuban Missile Crisis (n/t) by shminux2005-02-13 00:16:12
  Nelson Mandela was imprisoned (n/t) by watsondog2005-02-13 00:14:16
  I'm not really sure... by raptor_872005-02-13 00:07:31
  Well by cuboci2005-02-13 00:05:40
  Me! by ideur2005-02-13 00:04:36
    The Wall in Berlin was built about two month by ideur2005-02-13 02:05:08
  The invention of the ASCII smilie :-) by hieraco2005-02-13 00:01:06
    Anwar Sadat recognizes Israel by farfalla2005-02-13 00:06:35
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  youllhavetoknawyourwaythroughme by ideur2005-02-13 00:06:13
  youllhavetoknawyourwaythroughme by raptor_872005-02-13 00:04:55
    Hrm. Maybe. Maybe not. by arktus2005-02-13 01:06:56
      I'm not really sure where s/foo/bar/ thing came fr by raptor_872005-02-13 11:19:44
        It's from sed... by Tars_Tarkas2005-02-13 18:00:46
      So... by dopple2005-02-13 03:03:06

 

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