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Cartoon for Jan 31, 2005
Strip for Jan 31, 2005
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10 minutes to rollover by molsen2005-01-31 23:48:24
  My home computer *is* my work computer... (n/t) by ToterSan2005-02-01 08:27:50
  1 minute or less (n/t) by hieraco2005-01-31 23:59:38
  *rolls molsen over early* (n/t) by DaNutBall2005-01-31 23:54:49
    me no complain. by molsen2005-01-31 23:57:33
*blinkblink* the deuce? (HL2 maybe spoilers) by cybergeek2005-01-31 23:42:21
Well, I'm gonna go pass out now... by jmaxsohmer2005-01-31 22:41:26
  Homework? by klaranth2005-01-31 23:25:43
    College students? by DaNutBall2005-01-31 23:39:59
    Single-digit to high double-digits? by arktus2005-01-31 23:31:19
  Woossie! hey it's only 46 minutes to roll over. ;) by hieraco2005-01-31 23:13:45
  Sleep? Then homework? by arktus2005-01-31 22:44:01
Oh noes! Teh horror! by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ironically by vampire2006-11-19 12:55:59
This explains so much / the slide continues ... by swisscheese2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That is scary. by retiqlum22005-01-31 21:14:50
    isnt the third by Astro-g2005-01-31 22:13:07
      No. by retiqlum22005-01-31 22:30:05
        I thouht that was Alexander Hamilton. by lab rat2005-01-31 22:41:13
          Doh! You're right. by retiqlum22005-01-31 22:59:31
            And that is why the 2008 ticket should be by lab rat2005-01-31 23:38:01
      Not quite. 3rd addressed quartering of soldiers.. by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  also discussed here by molsen2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggggg by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
    jinx :) (n/t) by molsen2005-01-31 20:57:14
      Have neither of us anything better to do by hadji2005-01-31 21:00:43
        work is boring by molsen2005-01-31 21:07:27
        Welcome to the club, brother. by themadkansan2005-01-31 21:03:04
          Oh, and btw, since the TLP is ringing, by hadji2005-01-31 21:12:48
            Unneccesary. NAFTA is already in place. by swisscheese2005-01-31 22:31:32
            Gene-removal teams have been mobilized. by themadkansan2005-01-31 21:15:07
  Ah - the programming regime is working, then. by themadkansan2005-01-31 20:54:51
Pop-up ads on UF? by nhlinux2005-01-31 20:30:46
  Diagnosis by nhlinux2005-01-31 20:49:54
    I'm using firefox and it works fine by celticess2005-01-31 23:46:10
    Very odd. by Illiad2005-01-31 21:27:42
      It must be something else. by retiqlum22005-01-31 22:31:07
  Maybe an advertiser is being naughty? by MrTrick2005-01-31 20:49:40
  Firefox has crashed at least 3x (n/t) by nhlinux2005-01-31 20:39:26
  Where got???? by molsen2005-01-31 20:33:22
  They Shouldn't be there. by retiqlum22005-01-31 20:32:33
    Spyware is impossible by nhlinux2005-01-31 20:33:23
      Not impossible, merely nonexistent :) (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-31 20:39:27
Installing gentoo, the cheating way :) by Freakazoid2005-01-31 20:29:18
  Does that actually WORK? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-01-31 21:25:35
    Yup, data got there fine by Freakazoid2005-01-31 21:39:06
kyrasantae You've got Mail by hieraco2005-01-31 20:12:27
  Got it, thanks by kyrasantae2005-01-31 20:13:57
o.O by hadji2005-01-31 20:10:47
  Yup. by abaron2005-01-31 20:20:38
    Yep, it's FAT32. by hadji2005-01-31 20:24:00
      If you only connect it to 2K/XP machines, sure. by themadkansan2005-01-31 20:32:58
        I was only asking because I know that by hadji2005-01-31 20:35:14
          Truth be told, I do not know. by themadkansan2005-01-31 21:00:18
            I'll just have to keep it on one system then by hadji2005-01-31 21:02:03
      Could be the 4Gig filesize limit on FAT32 by Freakazoid2005-01-31 20:31:39
        That won't be an issue. Thanks. :-) (n/t) by hadji2005-01-31 20:32:28
      HA! by hadji2005-01-31 20:30:45
/me looks at video card options, *wibbles* by MrTrick2005-01-31 20:02:49
  Get a cheap tuner card. by themadkansan2005-01-31 20:06:20
    cheap TV card by Tully2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I second that. by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 20:17:33
      I third that by Freakazoid2005-01-31 20:34:38
      Like any good geek needs an excuse..... by molsen2005-01-31 20:30:26
        Seconded. No excuse needed. by retiqlum22005-01-31 20:41:03
    Also, the main emphasis here is futureproofing. by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Just making a recommendation. by themadkansan2005-01-31 20:20:17
        Thanks. by MrTrick2005-01-31 21:16:34
          That one I linked has both. by themadkansan2005-01-31 23:35:34
    Hmmm.... by MrTrick2005-01-31 20:08:16
      Mine came with an additional A/V dongle. by themadkansan2005-01-31 20:11:19
        Linkie to the latest revision of my card: by themadkansan2006-11-19 12:55:59
How many experience points by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Heh I like how it's 1st edition AD&D. by kyrasantae2005-01-31 20:13:32
    Those are 2nd edition I think. by ag__wyvern2005-01-31 20:35:12
      Nope. Definitely first edition. by hadji2005-01-31 20:37:06
        Yes the blue is the MM by kyrasantae2005-01-31 20:42:54
          Yep, that's a module. by retiqlum22005-01-31 20:45:04
        Okay fine, you're right :-) by ag__wyvern2005-01-31 20:37:41
  The C64 off to the left is a nice touch. by themadkansan2005-01-31 19:54:58
    What's a C64? by hadji2005-01-31 19:57:44
      Similar to a d20. by Spud312005-01-31 20:02:13
      No its not ducks by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Popular in the 80s? by hadji2005-01-31 20:04:13
          Window Wizard. by YakkoWarner2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Oh, jeeeeeeeeez! by hadji2005-01-31 20:15:23
              I spent many long nights typing in C-G programs by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 20:21:06
                So true... (n/t) by Spud312005-01-31 20:34:21
          it didn't by imrambi2005-01-31 20:07:03
            Yeah, right. by hadji2005-01-31 20:11:58
              Used Windows Basic 0.Pi - Beta by hieraco2005-01-31 20:14:58
                :-) (n/t) by hadji2005-01-31 20:16:21
anyone familiar with a Creative Ensoniq PCI 64 by blindman2005-01-31 19:48:01
  here it is by bobataol2005-02-15 18:16:16
  if i remember... by out2lunch2005-01-31 19:55:21
  Need to point it at the waveset. by themadkansan2005-01-31 19:53:01
    ah, that does indeed appear to be the right by blindman2005-01-31 20:31:50
WOW! just finished reading Harlan Ellison-I,Robot by blindman2005-01-31 19:17:48
  Where???? (n/t) by hadji2005-01-31 19:45:18
    Where what? do you get the book? by blindman2005-01-31 19:50:33
      The movie wasn't so bad by molsen2005-01-31 20:52:37
        I thought that Bicentennial Man was a decent by hadji2005-01-31 21:07:11
      Isn't this it? by Mad_Peter2006-11-19 12:55:59
        it does appear to be it... by blindman2005-01-31 20:33:17
          Yeah, could be. (n/t) by Mad_Peter2005-01-31 20:46:09
      I bought the DVD. :-( No book! by hadji2005-01-31 19:59:41
        had to be from Costco.... (n/t) by blindman2005-01-31 20:32:46
Real Life by shorty822005-01-31 19:11:59
  And yet, it still takes all day to download. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 19:32:53
    time to stop using the 300 baud modem (n/t) by molsen2005-01-31 19:55:31
      Don't be silly. by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 20:13:54
TTGTBT by radiowave9112005-01-31 19:11:32
  Time to get timed buffer thread? by imrambi2005-01-31 19:26:56
ArchLinux next on the list... by out2lunch2005-01-31 19:09:34
  Arch Linux by Tarl C2005-01-31 19:21:10
    just 686? by imrambi2005-01-31 19:34:05
    thanks a ton. exactly what i was lookin' for (n/t) by out2lunch2005-01-31 19:22:51
  MAN!! I'm gettin' 405Kib'/s from Archlinux's BT (n/t) by out2lunch2005-01-31 19:13:50
    up to 495K/s now (n/t) by out2lunch2005-01-31 19:17:50
What country are you from? by MrTrick2005-01-31 18:27:01
  ... and a diet root beer, *snerk* by nedludd2005-01-31 19:07:26
  I think that a mix of A's and B's is Canadian (n/t) by hieraco2005-01-31 19:03:48
  The football question is a good one! (n/t) by ManiacJoe2005-01-31 18:34:44
  So does that make me a sheep? by jiteo2005-01-31 18:30:44
    I assume (c) is the US by thephilosifer2005-01-31 18:34:31
    the answer is your being a troll and should by joecrouse2005-01-31 18:34:08
      Fine, flame all you like. by jiteo2005-01-31 18:36:42
Just finished major overhaul of contents system by Epideme2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There is an error. by retiqlum22005-01-31 21:01:29
  Thanks alot! by radiowave9112005-01-31 19:00:42
  Minor note... by theanomaly2005-01-31 18:43:52
  Wow I hope you don't have all that memorized:) (n/ (n/t) by miathet2005-01-31 18:17:30
WTF? by hadji2005-01-31 17:56:02
  A similar story. by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 19:48:48
    ouch! (n/t) by spiffikins2005-01-31 21:27:16
  Pay them by floyd lloyd2005-01-31 19:29:49
  Be polite but assertive by ManiacJoe2005-01-31 18:08:03
    What data? by hadji2005-01-31 18:10:16
      Assuming you would have paid by check, by ManiacJoe2005-01-31 18:21:08
        I'm no longer with that bank. by hadji2005-01-31 18:44:04
          bwahahaha! by spiffikins2005-01-31 21:25:20
      can they prove they sent you the voilations to the by unjust2005-01-31 18:14:43
        Don't the just leave the ticket by ManiacJoe2005-01-31 18:24:24
      The onus falls on them... by Illiad2005-01-31 18:14:12
        Unfortunately, most US towns don't work that way. by retiqlum22005-01-31 21:08:34
          Not to mention that this is Chicago. by hadji2005-01-31 21:27:37
      How are they claiming the tickets are yours? by ManiacJoe2005-01-31 18:13:07
        It does have my old plate number. by hadji2005-01-31 18:16:11
  Hah! I know where you live now! by jiteo2005-01-31 17:59:30
    They've got my Driver's license number. by hadji2005-01-31 18:07:57
      Probably not for a parking ticket. by retiqlum22005-01-31 21:10:07
  Parking violations, rather. (n/t) by hadji2005-01-31 17:56:43
W:ET anyone? by Spudd862005-01-31 17:50:21
  Hrm. Maybe. But maybe not. by arktus2005-01-31 19:40:50
UF Feb2005 Desktop Calendar by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Or, in my case, by jiteo2005-01-31 17:49:31
    And not the plush toy either. (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-31 17:56:55
  sweet, a new black one by PsychoI3oy2005-01-31 17:46:58
  YAAAAAAAAYYYYY by rogue19712005-01-31 17:46:42
WE ( the ISP I work for ) own the internet by rogue19712005-01-31 17:43:55
  In a sense, I do stuff like this all the time by thread_killer2005-01-31 17:53:24
    done the space bar myself by molsen2005-01-31 18:45:31
      Working for AOELL back in '96... by carthax2005-01-31 20:39:41
      have theese peoples ever heard of typewriters????? (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-31 18:58:08
Attn: concealed carry ufies by jayfarm2005-01-31 17:24:27
  Where do you go that you need by Esteis2005-02-01 07:01:29
    Two answers to that by jayfarm2005-02-01 07:08:53
  Holsters... by ManiacJoe2005-01-31 17:50:01
ATTN:Illiad by imrambi2005-01-31 17:12:54
  GAAAH by Illiad2005-01-31 17:23:18
  Same here... (n/t) by phezult2005-01-31 17:16:36
I say it's time to get W:ET! by Scirocco2005-01-31 17:10:23
  noooo, I wanna play! (n/t) by Spudd862005-01-31 17:30:34
  Oh well, guess I'll play some WoW instead then. (n (n/t) by Scirocco2005-01-31 17:29:16
  Sorry by imrambi2005-01-31 17:11:50
I wish there was another cable provider in my area by imrambi2005-01-31 17:03:12
  reduce your bill by the % packets lost? (n/t) by shminux2005-01-31 17:05:38
    That would mean I would have to by imrambi2005-01-31 17:06:37
  EEEKKKKK by rogue19712005-01-31 17:05:17
  Gotta love captive markets. by themadkansan2005-01-31 17:04:37
    I think there is someone out here by imrambi2005-01-31 17:05:39
All this military stuff reminds me of a story... by farfalla2005-01-31 16:59:37
  Soldiers been watching Heartbreak Ridge? (n/t) by TheGM2005-01-31 17:28:42
  A friend of mine from high school was in the by techi8702005-01-31 17:15:38
  thought this only happens in online games... by shminux2005-01-31 17:04:30
Seen on the tag of a 2' wide round cat bed: by Giranan2005-01-31 16:44:29
  Then why is it made out of meat? by tnglives2005-01-31 17:01:19
    ILMAO by thephilosifer2005-01-31 18:36:24
"I was looking for a religion that gives better... by MikeCDN2005-01-31 16:38:05
  MacHall much? ;) (n/t) by phezult2005-01-31 16:41:35
    I want to use that someday :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 16:42:37
Well I just got back from the RIM jobfair... by moongoddess2005-01-31 16:34:57
  I'm completely warped by nhlinux2005-01-31 20:25:33
  FNARR! FNARR! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-31 17:10:54
Does doing tech support help geeks understand by thecatman2005-01-31 16:29:21
  *gets up, hands headset to thecatman* by rogue19712005-01-31 17:02:44
    Note to self: by thecatman2005-01-31 17:32:50
      gob? (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-31 19:05:45
        slang for mouth (also Laughing gear) (n/t) by molsen2005-01-31 23:55:50
Today's junk mail...like, real mail. Snail mail by thread_killer2005-01-31 16:26:44
  are their APRs by imrambi2005-01-31 17:04:26
    Honestly by thread_killer2005-01-31 18:39:49
  Just once, I want to demand real platinum. (n/t) by tnglives2005-01-31 16:36:56
Resolve...to resist supporting Valve's evil by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And, on the topic of Half-Life, by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Clarance? Don't you mean Lamarr? (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-31 17:27:12
      Isn't Lamarr a tame pet? by LionsPhil2005-01-31 17:30:18
        Well, Kleiner says she's harmless, by jiteo2005-01-31 17:48:04
    Mmmm... hummus... (n/t) by Nea2005-01-31 17:12:09
  in defense of steam by Astro-g2005-01-31 16:38:21
    HL2 doesn't ask for the CD any more. by AndyA2005-01-31 16:45:04
      Nope, you don't. by krikkert2005-01-31 16:45:58
    *offers Astro-g a seat at a Solaris machine* (n/t) by tnglives2005-01-31 16:39:39
      hmmn by Astro-g2005-01-31 16:43:43
        Good luck getting it to run on vmware's emulated by bwkaz2005-01-31 17:11:03
          vmware is SVGA, it's bochs that's VGA by Freakazoid2005-01-31 17:48:03
  You know what the sad thing is? by MrTrick2005-01-31 16:27:18
    It's conditioning. by tnglives2005-01-31 16:42:27
      Exactomundo! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-31 17:07:34
      I rent games. by jiteo2005-01-31 16:54:35
        MODS! Possible legal issue... by adiplomat2005-01-31 18:07:45
          Sorry if I offended you. by jiteo2005-01-31 18:23:22
            No serious issue, but saying that here by adiplomat2005-01-31 19:33:49
              I see your point. by jiteo2005-01-31 20:42:41
      Oops. Forgot </hat type="tinfoil"> (n/t) by tnglives2005-01-31 16:43:51
    No kidding, steam was broken in a couple days by Freakazoid2005-01-31 16:33:53
      It does cut down on casual copying by AndyA2005-01-31 16:37:28
        The thing with Steam is that it fails worse then by Scirocco2005-01-31 17:09:33
        with the prevalence of easy access nocd "cracks" by Freakazoid2005-01-31 16:40:20
Is there a Price search tool for canada? by MikeCDN2005-01-31 16:22:00
Right, I'm off! by Esteis2005-01-31 16:20:28
  Same here. by klaranth2005-01-31 16:23:20
ATTN Model Railroading UFies: DCC advice? by VCA2005-01-31 16:09:43
I want freedom from Freedom by rogue19712005-01-31 16:08:45
  And ANNOTHER ONE by rogue19712005-01-31 18:52:16
*pnik by unjust2005-01-31 16:04:51
Is anyone here... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: UF_Angel & Illiad by Goblin_Snowman2005-01-31 15:53:42
  Welcome, but... by Illiad2005-01-31 16:14:19
    I know you forwarded it :) by celticess2005-01-31 16:23:54
      wow! my opposite! ;) (n/t) by niwikki2005-01-31 16:29:09
  Oh, you'd be Stephen. by Llyr2005-01-31 15:57:10
    yes by Goblin_Snowman2005-01-31 16:01:20
      My little brother plays the guitar by Esteis2005-01-31 16:02:35
        Guitart by Goblin_Snowman2005-01-31 16:07:55
          Cool-le! (n/t) by Esteis2005-01-31 16:15:05
    Looking for someone to accompany with tin whistle? by Esteis2005-01-31 16:00:14
      Heh. by Llyr2005-01-31 16:16:03
        Nice. by Esteis2005-01-31 16:17:50
          Mine are here by celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
          It is an Oak Classic. by Llyr2005-01-31 16:44:25
      I used to play several by celticess2005-01-31 16:06:20
        Wow, you're musical indeed! by Esteis2005-01-31 16:14:46
          Some are self taught by celticess2005-01-31 16:43:42
  He's excited and bugging me about it :) by celticess2005-01-31 15:54:53
hey dennismv what about that cult? by thephilosifer2005-01-31 15:46:32
  all hail the great leader! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 16:11:46
    No, all hail the REAL great leader! by Esteis2005-01-31 16:16:56
      hey ! by dennismv2005-01-31 23:17:22
        prefferably cute and cudly animals... (n/t) by thephilosifer2005-01-31 23:35:09
      Your to kind... by thephilosifer2005-01-31 18:30:54
It is sooooooo cold here in Baton Rouge... by out2lunch2005-01-31 15:42:09
  *beats out2lunch with an icicle* by DarthSane2005-01-31 15:50:10
    Ouch!!! What was that for.?!? (n/t) by out2lunch2005-01-31 15:51:29
      Whineing! (n/t) by joecrouse2005-01-31 17:24:43
  In December of 96 by thread_killer2005-01-31 15:46:30
    I was in San Pedro, CA, USA by Kickstart2005-01-31 15:52:50
      Heh by thread_killer2005-01-31 15:55:24
        On the same trip by Kickstart2005-01-31 16:07:20
          Texas is my least favorite place by thread_killer2005-01-31 16:13:27
Any UFies in Toronto? by Myke2005-01-31 15:36:53
Cow-orkers just played a prank by TrogL2005-01-31 15:32:18
  :: chuckle :: <n/t> by carthax2005-01-31 20:13:32
Pardon me if I seem inattentive... by Myke2005-01-31 15:14:33
  I have only one.. by julius.apweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I've got a 3700+ by thread_killer2005-01-31 15:53:58
  You mean four. by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 15:17:26
    No, 5. by Myke2005-01-31 15:19:15
      Are you sure? I only see three. by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 15:20:02
        HA! They're under my wrists right now by Myke2005-01-31 15:21:30
Mistaken identity ... which would be worse? by RhombicTomb2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I think it shows by thephilosifer2005-01-31 15:42:50
We *so* should have an Edmonton UFie meet by kyrasantae2005-01-31 15:06:14
  Yippee the First anal Deadmonton GT by hieraco2005-01-31 18:47:02
    That sounds cool, by kyrasantae2005-01-31 19:38:28
  Woot! I'm in. by theanomaly2005-01-31 17:53:16
  I'm busy most evenings by TrogL2005-01-31 15:29:53
    Likewise. by gaygeek2005-01-31 15:39:19
      Similarly, by kyrasantae2005-01-31 15:51:04
  Ooohh! Good idea! by gaygeek2005-01-31 15:29:30
    I don't know... by kyrasantae2005-01-31 15:30:32
      U of A? Taking any English classes? by Illiad2005-01-31 16:16:45
        I'm in first year engineering, by kyrasantae2005-01-31 16:51:13
  'Fess up: by Esteis2005-01-31 15:08:06
    It's 2 1/2-3 hours norht of Calgary. ;) (n/t) by techi8702005-01-31 15:09:38
      Wanna go to Edmonton? (n/t) by TechisSO2005-01-31 15:12:28
        If they plan it we will go. Hopefully it's after by techi8702005-01-31 15:14:11
        If you pay my plane fare :-) (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-31 15:13:37
          Pay? by TechisSO2005-01-31 15:23:04
      north/norht (n/t) by techi8702005-01-31 15:10:00
Has anyone seen this error before? by MrTrick2005-01-31 14:59:44
Ok, which browser's broken? by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 14:56:30
  Either is correct by Arachnid2005-01-31 15:53:40
    That's also what Opera does. ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-31 16:24:19
    Provided you allocate space for it by vetitice2005-01-31 15:57:02
      Eh, I think even IE won't make that mistake. (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-31 16:08:31
  I think by jiteo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Maxlength is valid HTML4.01 by Arachnid2005-01-31 15:55:32
      Like I said, I could be wrong. by jiteo2005-01-31 16:07:42
    It didn't report an error for "maxlength"... by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 15:11:53
I KNOW about the AJ/Miranda storyline! by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
HELP! In need of a 15" LCD screen for a Gateway by nvparrothead2005-01-31 14:32:57
  Does it have an external video port? by Havoc2005-01-31 19:03:21
    IT does and I have several lcd monitors but I by nvparrothead2005-01-31 19:34:51
  I've got a couple of old Solo 2200s and 2300s by hadji2005-01-31 14:45:22
    does the solo 2300 still work? by Freakazoid2005-01-31 16:08:19
      Can't say. They're in assorted states of disrepai by hadji2005-01-31 18:12:52
        ah, well thanks anyway (n/t) by Freakazoid2005-01-31 19:06:16
    Thanks anyways, they won't be compatable...I can by nvparrothead2005-01-31 14:54:04
  Walmart. (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-31 14:44:20
  How cheap? by Fandango2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Below $300 usd...Thanks for the link. (n/t) by nvparrothead2005-01-31 14:51:33
    That is cheap. When I was first working as a tech by techi8702005-01-31 14:49:18
      Out of ten sites by Fandango2005-01-31 14:51:55
My baby don't mess around... by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 14:12:40
grumpy HDD query by unjust2005-01-31 14:09:21
  If you have an external drive case, slap it into by romandas2005-01-31 14:28:47
  Does it show up in the CMOS as the computer boots? (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 14:10:28
    yup. by unjust2005-01-31 15:05:18
Attn: Illiad by ag__wyvern2005-01-31 14:07:27
  Any chance of a cast photo call? by Epideme2006-11-19 12:55:59
It's been a great day! by Sweethart2005-01-31 14:00:26
  You wrap people in canvass and force them by DesertRat662005-01-31 14:06:15
    hey now by emlaabs2005-01-31 14:33:05
      It's Friday everyday when you're my friend. (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-31 14:43:47
        Sounds like such a tease. by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 15:14:10
    Knowing her, those aren't mutually exclusive... (n (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 14:07:38
      You only wish you KNEW me. by Sweethart2005-01-31 14:16:31
Y'all have fun! by dire_lobo2005-01-31 14:00:26
Trying to make my own geek code by thephilosifer2005-01-31 13:59:21
  do you want geek code or omnicode? by niwikki2005-01-31 14:02:06
    what's the difference? (n/t) by thephilosifer2005-01-31 14:05:18
      that's like asking the difference between by niwikki2005-01-31 14:19:53
        Thought it was the difference between vi and Emacs by romandas2005-01-31 14:30:44
        Thanks for the help by thephilosifer2005-01-31 14:23:12
          may I recommend the encoder? by niwikki2006-11-19 12:55:59
            k thanks (n/t) by thephilosifer2005-01-31 15:00:23
Invoke : Database Masters by schwing12005-01-31 13:56:49
  Try this instead... by parastra2005-01-31 14:01:31
    ding! ding! ding! We have a winner! by schwing12005-01-31 14:18:02
      Omg! I never win anything! (n/t) by parastra2005-01-31 14:38:47
        Tell him what he's won! by Sterling_Ag2005-01-31 14:59:01
          You forgot the subtitle. by tnglives2005-01-31 16:34:35
  I think by emlaabs2005-01-31 13:58:19
  What DBMS, and are they date types, or strings? (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-31 13:58:19
From the inbox by Ston2005-01-31 13:56:16
  how about comparison between by emlaabs2005-01-31 14:00:38
Ok, whose bright idea was it by Kickstart2005-01-31 13:55:10
  Ctrl/C was a cuirciut break in some old serial by shminux2005-01-31 14:13:44
    You know... by Kickstart2005-01-31 14:28:31
    s/circiut/circuit/ sorry... (n/t) by shminux2005-01-31 14:14:23
  Don't have that problem in Mac OS X :P by dodrian2005-01-31 14:04:55
  unix vs. windows I believe by emlaabs2005-01-31 13:56:57
    Not really, DOS used Ctrl+C for break by Arachnid2005-01-31 14:00:45
      A developer once got them confused... by Mad_Peter2005-01-31 14:10:41
Proud parental moment by voxwoman2005-01-31 13:54:38
  WOOT! You go child (and good work mom!) by dire_lobo2005-01-31 13:58:12
Hokay, compiling of the kernel.. I wonder what by romandas2005-01-31 13:51:59
  menuconfig has a Help link at the bottom... (n/t) by bwkaz2005-01-31 14:45:26
    Yeah, but to be completely honest.. by romandas2005-01-31 14:56:31
      I do have that same issue sometimes. by bwkaz2005-01-31 15:24:41
Spencer is happy. by Llyr2005-01-31 13:45:29
  Cool. My brother plays the tin whistle. by lab rat2005-01-31 14:22:48
    Cool! by Llyr2005-01-31 14:24:11
  What's your certainty on that result? (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-31 14:01:50
    I'd scan the front page of my graded test by Llyr2005-01-31 14:17:08
      Digital camera? Cell phone w/camera? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 14:32:47
        Yes but too lazy, and no. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-31 14:39:33
          In that case, a scanner wouldn't help either. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 14:43:28
            Point. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-31 14:56:15
    What we need is a confidence interval. (n/t) by tnglives2005-01-31 14:06:23
  Tin whislte? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 13:51:42
    Sicko. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-31 13:54:12
      beats a slide whistle... by dire_lobo2005-01-31 13:59:41
        how do you mean? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 14:03:57
          Is it Friday already? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 14:08:35
  Hadji is happy for Spencer. by hadji2005-01-31 13:46:51
    Dire_lobo is happy that Hadji is happy for Spencer by dire_lobo2005-01-31 13:51:14
      wtfunkymonkey is hungry. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 13:58:46
        Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!!! by Rattler2005-01-31 14:15:27
          Friday already? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 14:27:11
            Monday - Haven't slithered out yet (n/t) by Rattler2005-01-31 14:38:55
Movies by Khaar2005-01-31 13:44:40
  *Makes a daring out-of-context strike* by Arachnid2005-01-31 14:03:37
    Of course, it's true. by Khaar2005-01-31 14:13:55
Yaaaaay!!! by Pi in binary2005-01-31 13:31:21
  That's quite hard, you know, by Esteis2005-01-31 15:06:36
  Nobody likes someone who's excessively bold ;) (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-31 13:41:12
  Did you take a breath after typing that? :) (n/t) by romandas2005-01-31 13:34:07
Inbox: You know your GF/SO/Wife is a keeper when.. by DesertRat662005-01-31 13:29:28
Hmm, got downgraded on a warranty return by maxtor by Freakazoid2005-01-31 13:27:32
  Anyone? nobody has an opinion on the Fireball 3? by Freakazoid2005-01-31 16:02:45
    Typical. by themadkansan2005-01-31 17:02:49
ARG, doom3 demo won't do sound by Spudd862005-01-31 13:25:04
  hmmm, I think that that is alsa spewing not doom3 by Spudd862005-01-31 15:09:00
  Uh would it be bad if by Spudd862005-01-31 14:20:19
    I don't think so, but I'm not sure. by bwkaz2005-01-31 14:44:05
      Doom3 seems to assume OSS/Linux Alsa fakesOSS/Free by Spudd862005-01-31 14:50:18
Is any UFie participating in the ISMTF this year? by dodrian2005-01-31 13:24:44
  HA! by Paladin2452005-01-31 13:56:50
    :P by dodrian2005-01-31 14:06:12
There just booked my net install by celticess2005-01-31 13:13:31
Re-starting the job posting thingy... by toxin2005-01-31 13:08:48
  Just out of curiosity... by moongoddess2005-01-31 16:41:40
  Cannot parse job title... by Kickstart2005-01-31 13:25:06
    Betcha it's the "yellowknife" part that gotcha! by dire_lobo2005-01-31 13:50:17
      Can I work from Edmonton? by Rattler2005-01-31 13:53:56
        Check your email. I sent you the contact by techi8702005-01-31 14:03:34
          Go it, Thanks :) (n/t) by Rattler2005-01-31 14:06:13
        Duu, there is no Provincial Government by Rattler2005-01-31 13:58:06
          Government of the NWT. by toxin2005-01-31 14:15:34
            Sorry, a bit sketchy on the differences between by Rattler2005-01-31 14:22:39
              Difference is in the funding. Territories are not by toxin2005-01-31 14:34:55
First appearance by Epideme2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Problem: to include or not to include... by Epideme2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Perhaps thats going a bit far... by MikeCDN2005-01-31 16:25:32
      Perhaps. by Epideme2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, now that you ask.... by ag__wyvern2005-01-31 14:04:50
    I have no idea what you're talking about. (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-31 14:44:14
  You're really running with this aren't you? by dire_lobo2005-01-31 13:56:14
  Oh you meant in UF, sorry (n/t) by vampire2005-01-31 13:39:27
  Zikpt by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    hrm... wasn't that 3 times to summon him? (n/t) by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 14:34:34
      I was wondering if someone would notice that (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 15:29:45
    Is it really as late as 2003? (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-31 13:45:42
      thats what it says. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 14:28:39
  Cthlhu and mythos by vampire2005-01-31 13:30:13
    out of curiosity by gibuu2005-01-31 13:40:13
      I think they took the concept, but not exactly. by vetitice2005-01-31 15:32:13
    he's looking for them In UF strips. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 13:32:47
How to address this person? by carthax2005-01-31 13:06:28
  CFNP - Certified Family Nurse Practictioner(sp) (n (n/t) by Sieldan2005-01-31 13:39:56
  Thanks, all! <n/t> by carthax2005-01-31 13:24:41
  MS is Master of Science, CFNP is ... by Epideme2005-01-31 13:20:53
  certified nurse practioner? by celticess2005-01-31 13:15:30
    Yeah Certified Nurse Practitioner by rogue19712005-01-31 13:17:49
      Certifiied Familly Nurse Practitioner by emlaabs2005-01-31 13:19:20
        did Google add the extra letters or was that you? by dire_lobo2005-01-31 13:46:48
          me by emlaabs2005-01-31 14:04:48
  hrm from what I know by fireballmatt2005-01-31 13:14:17
    hrm or maybe by fireballmatt2005-01-31 13:15:12
      That one I think by celticess2005-01-31 13:17:32
  I think that's just a nurse. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 13:14:15
I feel like Data. Except a bit slower. by hadji2005-01-31 13:00:33
  get what? some? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 13:12:25
    Some what? by hadji2005-01-31 13:16:17
  Send it our way by Rattler2005-01-31 13:04:34
    It's the whole phenomenon, doo doo de doo doo by hadji2005-01-31 13:15:12
      Its a Led Zeplin song too. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-01-31 17:30:27
      Tricorders != Sock Puppets by Paladin2452005-01-31 14:05:20
        It always amused me to see by Astro-g2005-01-31 16:53:45
      *Blinks* *Scrolls through old Threads* by Rattler2005-01-31 14:04:14
        Because I just recently found out about it. (n/t) by hadji2005-01-31 14:13:19
Someone Suggest a Low Cost Tape Backup System by MikeCDN2005-01-31 13:00:11
  Actually, any UFies in the Chicago area that deal by hadji2005-01-31 13:38:13
    how's Burnaby BC? :-P by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 13:40:10
      That may be in the greater greater greater greater by hadji2005-01-31 13:42:48
        I doubt my company would want by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 13:45:45
          Why? by hadji2005-01-31 13:48:47
            well, not so much that... by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 13:51:13
  OH, also what kind of backup window do you have by Blindman2005-01-31 13:29:15
  Hrm... that's huge... by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 13:12:41
    While you're around, by wheresthefish2005-01-31 13:22:22
      LG 4160B *NO*, LG 4163B *YES* by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 13:26:19
        Thankee. by wheresthefish2005-01-31 13:40:15
    LTO Drives running about 3 to 4 G's (n/t) by Rattler2005-01-31 13:16:49
      Hrm... deffinately suggesting by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 13:19:25
    Firewire external RAID? by MikeCDN2005-01-31 13:14:09
      yeah, like 4x 250GB drives in a single enclosure by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 13:15:47
        That I did know :) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 13:19:27
          well..... you could always use smaller tapes? by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 13:21:43
            DAT drives might be in the price range by Rattler2005-01-31 13:27:15
              hrm... that could work by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 13:33:08
                That can work, hmm drive costs? (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 13:34:25
                  $500 - $1500 (n/t) by Rattler2005-01-31 13:37:24
                    Hmm that could work (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 13:43:25
        -> drive propaganda for you by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 13:18:44
          The Lacie drives are awesome by Blindman2005-01-31 13:20:27
            saldy it seems to still be a hard sell by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 13:24:04
  Are you planning on sending tapes off-site by Blindman2005-01-31 13:03:01
    Monthly's Offsite for safe keeping by MikeCDN2005-01-31 13:05:27
      Next question, what is your definition of low cost by Blindman2005-01-31 13:19:04
        Well considering by MikeCDN2005-01-31 13:33:22
          ugh... man that sucks! by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 13:37:03
        what kind of backup tape? (n/t) by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 13:20:55
          Well, we are currently using by Blindman2005-01-31 13:27:36
            w ....o.....w....... by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 13:30:58
              gmail headed your way (n/t) by Blindman2005-01-31 13:50:49
                replied to by Lord_Dolphin2005-01-31 14:25:33
      $Deity, that's frightening by carthax2005-01-31 13:08:15
        Welcome to my hell (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 13:10:30
  Looking for the same thing for a new client... by carthax2005-01-31 13:00:59
Looking for a good C++ site. by Michiel2005-01-31 12:58:39
  cpp reference by varikin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks! Very handy. by Michiel2005-01-31 13:09:29
Are you saying that I can dodge bullets? (n/t) by maximumbob2005-01-31 12:49:44
  No, just that if you pop pills, you will think so. (n/t) by Kickstart2005-01-31 12:56:50
  Yup. Wanna test it out? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:55:34
  No, I'm saying you don't need too. by hyzenthlay2005-01-31 12:51:36
  *throws wrench* by DesertRat662005-01-31 12:51:13
    *drops ironic sign on DR66*(n/t) by hyzenthlay2005-01-31 12:58:02
    LOVE that movie! (n/t) by airborneric2005-01-31 12:52:46
  Dodge this. by Esteis2005-01-31 12:50:14
book reccomendations: by unjust2005-01-31 12:41:09
  R^3 by hieraco2005-01-31 19:13:35
  Spider robinson. by joecrouse2005-01-31 19:00:40
Does anyone here work for... by Kickstart2005-01-31 12:40:48
He sure does move good for a dead guy. by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's some tricky video right there. by Ravenlock2005-01-31 15:46:09
  no quicktime at work! OHNOES! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:46:09
    Access to this site is restricted at this time(nt) by Rattler2005-01-31 12:49:17
      not going well for us today. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:56:04
        Not by any stretch of the imagination :( (n/t) by Rattler2005-01-31 13:01:42
ONQ by Didactylos2005-01-31 12:19:44
  A few more of my favorites: by Sterling_Ag2005-01-31 12:28:59
    And on Technology ..... by aix tom2005-01-31 13:22:21
Real NCOs.... by DesertRat662005-01-31 12:04:03
  A few you left out by basher202005-01-31 13:29:16
  I'm reminded of "A Few Good Men" by vetitice2005-01-31 12:29:04
    wall-to-wall counselling by DesertRat662005-01-31 12:40:13
      Hmmmm... by thread_killer2005-01-31 14:52:07
        Different circumstances by DesertRat662005-01-31 18:37:13
        And yet you can't figure out why by zelda2005-01-31 15:22:35
          I'm not scary lookinig by thread_killer2005-01-31 15:31:21
            Don't I remember by zelda2005-01-31 16:24:59
            Sounds like spouse abuse. by vetitice2005-01-31 15:34:02
              No, it was more like by thread_killer2005-01-31 15:38:54
                I'd rather not have a job by vetitice2005-01-31 16:24:57
                  This is the same job by thread_killer2005-01-31 16:28:43
                    Back to "A Few Good Men" by vetitice2005-01-31 16:36:15
      Sounds like an "elevator ride" in prison. by Illiad2005-01-31 12:41:57
  My father by thread_killer2005-01-31 12:27:18
  You know you're a military brat when... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:11:35
  HOOAH! by airborneric2005-01-31 12:09:16
    Try googling for "Wall to Wall Counseling" by HobsonsChoice2005-01-31 13:53:04
    Wall-to-wall counseling? by Havoc2005-01-31 12:12:00
      Yep by thread_killer2005-01-31 12:24:03
        THAT's a good officer! BTW by airborneric2005-01-31 12:27:27
          Blood Rank E-2 - E-6 by thread_killer2005-01-31 12:30:01
            Same here - the platoon ones hurt! by airborneric2005-01-31 12:32:37
              Query: by Pic2005-01-31 12:37:25
                Having your pin on rank slapped hard by DarthSane2005-01-31 12:39:43
                The pinning of new rank, etc... by Illiad2005-01-31 12:39:29
                  Sort of. by DarthSane2005-01-31 12:42:16
                    Or the ones giving think you are worthy. (n/t) by airborneric2005-01-31 12:51:03
      You got it. by airborneric2005-01-31 12:14:28
      Sounds like by Pic2005-01-31 12:13:56
        Naah that's called going Darth Vader on his * by DesertRat662005-01-31 12:16:11
          Vader was a wimp. by DarthSane2005-01-31 12:21:41
          I find your lack of faith disturbing... by Pic2005-01-31 12:19:03
            What is the Army Russian school? by airborneric2005-01-31 12:21:52
              It is by Pic2005-01-31 12:24:37
                Damn did it again, sorry by DesertRat662005-01-31 12:27:19
                  Hehe. Not a problem. by Pic2005-01-31 12:30:48
              Sargent school in the Russian Army? by raptor_872005-01-31 12:24:15
            Army Russian == Linguist? by DesertRat662005-01-31 12:21:09
              It's not so bad by airborneric2005-01-31 12:23:04
              Translator, yeah. by Pic2005-01-31 12:22:54
The First Amendment is ... what?! by andyz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  No surprise. by mortaine2005-01-31 14:13:52
  Not entirely surprising by hyzenthlay2005-01-31 12:31:33
    From one teacher I'm well acquainted with... by andyz2006-11-19 12:55:59
      That is a good point by hyzenthlay2005-01-31 15:20:55
  ...these are my cohort? by raptor_872005-01-31 12:17:31
  This is the reason why high school students by Peace_man2005-01-31 12:16:35
    Some high school seniors can vote.. by AshyRaine2005-01-31 14:36:47
  I find it amusing principles believe in freedom of by Arachnid2005-01-31 12:09:54
    s/principles/principals/ (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-31 12:10:06
      Well we got no class, and we got no principals! (n (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-31 12:25:46
  The chickens have come home to roost by DesertRat662005-01-31 12:09:08
    I see this more as the fruits of the by tran2005-01-31 12:20:37
      Rubbish by DesertRat662005-01-31 12:25:04
        Right..... by Kickstart2005-01-31 12:32:58
          This isn't a young problem by DesertRat662005-01-31 12:48:20
            How can you justify saying that 'libs' by Arachnid2005-01-31 12:56:31
              You have to judge them by their actions by DesertRat662005-01-31 13:02:55
                ...and related to freedom of the press how? (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-31 13:04:20
                  Just illustrating one example by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
            There's not much to be gained... by Kickstart2005-01-31 12:54:25
              ummm, no kidding? by DesertRat662005-01-31 12:58:14
                Ok, fine. I got that. by Kickstart2005-01-31 13:23:05
                  Absolutely... by DesertRat662005-01-31 13:39:58
                    Not to the detriment of taking action! by Kickstart2005-01-31 13:45:12
                      You know, by wheresthefish2005-01-31 14:38:35
                      Well... by DesertRat662005-01-31 13:52:58
        erm.. by unjust2005-01-31 12:30:05
          That's just it by DesertRat662005-01-31 12:50:34
            Once you start down the dark path by DarthSane2005-01-31 13:01:30
    My thought exactly. (n/t) by airborneric2005-01-31 12:11:12
  Oh, sweet geebuz. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:06:03
    Soon? (n/t) by Avium2005-01-31 12:17:14
      we have a whole different set of morons right now. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:21:32
  no no it's great by unjust2005-01-31 12:05:47
    *spews soda at monitor* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:12:27
      what? it's true. (n/t) by unjust2005-01-31 12:15:01
        yes, it is very true. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:20:43
        I agree. by Havoc2005-01-31 12:17:20
          Wouldn't you have to reverse 1 & 2, by Merlin2005-01-31 12:20:02
            I would just shoot anyone that questioned that. by Havoc2005-01-31 12:23:51
              *puts on armor* (n/t) by Merlin2005-01-31 12:29:41
                100% coverage? I doubt it ;P (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:36:16
                  Besides, by Pic2005-01-31 12:46:06
                    Body Armor? heh. I don't use guns. by Havoc2005-01-31 12:52:18
                      Whups - not 24" by Havoc2005-01-31 13:23:32
Jihad of the Day: by toxin2005-01-31 12:01:02
  Here, here!!! by Rattler2005-01-31 12:04:29
  Hey, it's about +50 here. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:02:20
  Only if they HIT. by McNutcase2005-01-31 12:01:51
    Over-spray and inaccuracies abound. Ugh! (n/t) by toxin2005-01-31 12:03:23
oh , this is very strange by flatlander2005-01-31 11:57:56
  You're married and not interested? by mortaine2005-01-31 14:16:59
  Send it - Its not like you are introducing by airborneric2005-01-31 12:01:54
    flatlander'd have some 'splainin to do (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:04:43
  What is your marital state? by Havoc2005-01-31 12:01:20
    second that (n/t) by unjust2005-01-31 12:07:54
    I'm very married by flatlander2005-01-31 12:07:32
      What exactly is VERY married? :) by airborneric2005-01-31 12:20:37
        loyal and faithful is what that means (n/t) by flatlander2005-01-31 12:24:38
          Well then - I am very married too :) (n/t) by airborneric2005-01-31 12:53:51
            It's a good thing to be, isn't it? (n/t) by flatlander2005-01-31 12:56:14
        It involves "body modification". by Avium2005-01-31 12:23:16
          Good thing I am kinda married then :) (n/t) by airborneric2005-01-31 12:24:05
        married and not looking. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:22:36
      well then write silly. (n/t) by unjust2005-01-31 12:20:13
        given w\Wife's aproval ... by flatlander2005-01-31 12:42:18
Worried about a friend any med people around? by celticess2005-01-31 11:55:43
  Ok he got called in to see the doc tomorrow by celticess2005-01-31 14:30:51
Would it be a bad thing by DesertRat662005-01-31 11:51:08
  I think I'm going ot go find a copy of that now. (n/t) by techi8702005-01-31 12:13:38
  I say do it! by HobsonsChoice2005-01-31 11:52:50
    maybe have it playing in the background? (n/t) by plblark2005-01-31 11:55:45
      That's the ticket! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:01:12
Why is it that when you're on the phone with an by hadji2005-01-31 11:42:55
  important call by prozacme2005-01-31 11:47:56
    One of my coworkers was telling me that by hadji2005-01-31 11:54:04
      From experience by airborneric2005-01-31 11:55:43
        Bah by thread_killer2005-01-31 11:57:46
          I meant in bars - the only other females by airborneric2005-01-31 12:06:09
            O -yeah - my wife and daughters too :) (n/t) by airborneric2005-01-31 12:12:49
          In thinking about it- I am partly to blame by airborneric2005-01-31 12:04:49
    or like the surest way to get a cat's attention: by HobsonsChoice2005-01-31 11:51:00
Methinks this comic and November's wallpaper need by PsychoI3oy2005-01-31 11:39:40
Now *this* is annoying. by Myke2005-01-31 11:39:16
  Make a ramdrive. tmpfs is useful for that. (n/t) by Celti2005-01-31 11:54:59
    -o /dev/null by Myke2005-01-31 12:22:04
Hey, I'm in marketing now and by SkyHi2005-01-31 11:10:21
  Anything...just put an I- in front of it by Chronos12005-01-31 12:40:10
  Marketing to high schoolers? by thread_killer2005-01-31 11:11:43
    Yes and by SkyHi2005-01-31 11:18:18
      well.... by unjust2005-01-31 11:20:07
        Isn't that just a music video? by Scirocco2005-01-31 11:23:05
          Sooooo not a fyoss reply to that (n/t) by unjust2005-01-31 11:39:29
Is it just me... by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not really. by LionsPhil2005-01-31 16:27:10
  Ummm, not IMHO... by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
  well, a little like Peter Sellers maybe by flatlander2005-01-31 11:25:51
    I first noticed it when shrinking that down... by McNutcase2005-01-31 11:27:21
  /me looks up by SkyHi2005-01-31 11:18:51
Shameless LJ Plug (actually, it's not really) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 11:05:04
  You RUUUUULE man!!!!!!! by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
    ahahaa! awesome. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:23:52
      tought you'd like it by rogue19712005-01-31 12:30:43
        I've set it for my shutdown sound ;P (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:37:21
          Cool! by rogue19712005-01-31 12:55:26
            how long had you been waiting? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 13:11:45
              bout 2 hours :o) by rogue19712005-01-31 13:42:56
                I know you do. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 13:46:34
                  Darn! Your on to me! by rogue19712005-01-31 13:58:49
                    No no, by all means continue... ;p (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 14:28:10
  too funny by prozacme2005-01-31 11:51:25
  Shoulda had some o'that smoke paste by Havoc2005-01-31 11:49:09
    I'll remember that for next time ;P (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 11:54:50
  Reminds me of something a friend of mine did... by Celti2005-01-31 11:31:43
    Now That is wrong. by BloodyViking2005-01-31 11:43:02
    MUWAHAHAHAHA! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 11:33:45
  Best bus story yet by darkphoenix2005-01-31 11:20:36
    I wish I was making them up. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 11:33:00
  hmmm, I would probably have reacted by emlaabs2005-01-31 11:19:26
    Question by celticess2005-01-31 13:30:04
      I can't give you staight answer honestly by emlaabs2005-01-31 14:31:00
        So then out of curiosity by celticess2005-01-31 15:26:54
          ask away by emlaabs2005-01-31 21:04:46
        or even a "Straight" answer apparently (n/t) by emlaabs2005-01-31 14:51:33
    reccomendations on translations by unjust2005-01-31 11:42:37
      Well.... by emlaabs2005-01-31 12:02:32
  nice. by unjust2005-01-31 11:18:18
    There are hare Krishna downtown Van by MikeCDN2005-01-31 11:29:54
      you were an a3hole to OOT? by plblark2005-01-31 11:50:57
        lol by MikeCDN2005-01-31 11:52:02
  I'll have to remember that... by scragman2005-01-31 11:17:59
  Your evil by MikeCDN2005-01-31 11:09:11
    Oh c'mon! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 11:34:09
      that doesn't discount your evilness by MikeCDN2005-01-31 11:35:19
        First off, I actually pay attention. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 11:53:10
          ick 5 hours? by MikeCDN2005-01-31 11:58:11
    It looked right to me. by BloodyViking2005-01-31 11:19:22
  Dude! by carthax2005-01-31 11:09:00
Gormless by Atratus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  is today repost things day? by unjust2005-01-31 11:09:36
Decent Computer Suppliers for non-geeks? by vetitice2005-01-31 11:01:19
  One of those Mico *BURP* HP (GAGHGH) by joecrouse2005-01-31 17:41:44
  gamepc.com by Havoc2005-01-31 12:56:12
  well... by scragman2005-01-31 11:26:07
  i'd restate my feelings on dell... by unjust2005-01-31 11:08:08
    Dell's getting better... At least IMHO. by carthax2005-01-31 11:14:16
      fire at will... by unjust2005-01-31 12:01:56
        When I purchased my previous desktop, by carthax2005-01-31 12:30:26
    Dell is what she's after. by vetitice2005-01-31 11:10:29
      Mac Mini is not a bad idea by Blindman2005-01-31 11:20:40
  general nano systems by varikin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Seconded recommendation by plblark2005-01-31 11:22:34
      third. by unjust2005-01-31 11:47:28
      yeah by varikin2005-01-31 11:35:48
        let's see... 5th year ... by plblark2005-01-31 11:42:41
          Naumann..... by schwing12005-01-31 12:03:43
            looks like Half Time Rec may have to substitute by plblark2005-01-31 12:18:19
          nick at gmail? (n/t) by varikin2005-01-31 11:44:17
            mynick at gmail by plblark2005-01-31 11:51:45
      though they're not exactly local (n/t) by plblark2005-01-31 11:31:49
Report from this weekends range trip is done. by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  Very nice by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    I have a cheap Bushnell sight right now. I'm by techi8702005-01-31 11:49:48
      EOtechs have been getting rave reviews by DesertRat662005-01-31 11:55:41
        Email me the prices when you get the chance. If by techi8702005-01-31 13:18:20
          Sure thing by DesertRat662005-01-31 13:41:29
    can I get a translation of the above post? by PsychoI3oy2005-01-31 11:32:02
      Just the acronyms or the whole thing? (n/t) by DesertRat662005-01-31 11:44:55
  I've also decided that the red dot sight on my AR by techi8702005-01-31 10:58:28
Monkeys pay to see monkey pr0n! by JPaganel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What're you looking at me for!? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 11:11:36
    Cause we don't want juice? (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-31 11:13:19
  I'd give up juice for porn... by MikeCDN2005-01-31 10:46:17
    I could go for either one really. ;P (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 11:29:12
  i'm confused by unjust2005-01-31 10:35:25
    As I understood it, they got to pick between by Scirocco2005-01-31 10:49:32
      or saying they're not thirsty.... (n/t) by unjust2005-01-31 10:52:41
Oooh, nice. by McNutcase2005-01-31 10:16:39
  Dyslexia strikes again! by Celti2005-01-31 11:36:21
Iraqi Blogger entry by DesertRat662005-01-31 10:10:07
  Good stuff. Thanks for posting that. :) (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-01-31 15:50:39
  Pretty cool. by jdelphiki2005-01-31 11:28:42
God should have said "let there be internet" by JerseyGirl2005-01-31 10:09:52
  Hey Now! by dire_lobo2005-01-31 12:25:39
I breatthe so much better after a craniorectomy! by HadEnuf2005-01-31 09:57:45
  I guess I should do that. by vetitice2005-01-31 10:34:44
    Oh, and good luck. by vetitice2005-01-31 11:09:15
  BTDT. This weekend had one of those by toxin2005-01-31 10:11:37
I need a hug by nhlinux2005-01-31 09:56:46
  {{{nhlinux}}} by celticess2005-01-31 11:11:57
    Meetup.com by nhlinux2005-01-31 11:14:34
      I hope they have some normal places where you are by celticess2005-01-31 11:16:38
        Local ham radio clubs stink. by nhlinux2005-01-31 11:25:12
  Some perspective by Illiad2005-01-31 10:26:53
    Agreed by nhlinux2005-01-31 10:33:00
  {{{nhlinux}}} by JerseyGirl2005-01-31 10:17:04
    Thanks by nhlinux2005-01-31 10:19:09
  {{{nhlinux}}} by HadEnuf2005-01-31 10:11:50
    *thinks of putting on a George Clinton cd* by JerseyGirl2005-01-31 10:21:15
  /me Gives a big hug to nhlinux!! (n/t) by SkyHi2005-01-31 10:07:23
  <bear hug> by unjust2005-01-31 10:03:54
    Nawth of Bawstan by nhlinux2005-01-31 10:05:50
      I'm from the north shore and I don't talk that way by Lis772005-01-31 10:18:05
        I'm putting on a show... by nhlinux2005-01-31 10:20:31
          Or heaven forbid...like Menino! (n/t) by Lis772005-01-31 10:31:47
            Merino should cut back on the carbs by nhlinux2005-01-31 10:35:27
              I saw that on TV by Lis772005-01-31 10:53:47
                More Tuscan, less bread by nhlinux2005-01-31 10:55:50
The next line is... by toedruid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I hear lots of bells today... by Rattler2006-11-19 12:55:59
    and here I was thinking I needed to replace by DesertRat662005-01-31 09:56:23
Philosophical quote for discussion by HadEnuf2005-01-31 09:45:35
  Bwahahahahahahahahahaha by Schol-R-LEA;22005-01-31 10:35:48
  No problem with either statement. by Rattler2005-01-31 10:03:55
    but you listed faults in both statements by unjust2005-01-31 10:14:31
  well... by unjust2005-01-31 09:57:11
    Different awnsers, same reasoning. ;) by Rattler2005-01-31 10:09:25
      justice is...(from the american heritage dic) by unjust2005-01-31 10:19:09
        I fully agree by Rattler2005-01-31 10:38:32
          nods by unjust2005-01-31 10:57:53
Watery Tart! (n/t) by HobsonsChoice2005-01-31 09:41:28
  Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords.. by DShade2005-01-31 11:10:43
    AH, now we see the violence inherent in the system (n/t) by HobsonsChoice2005-01-31 11:41:12
  her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite... (n (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-31 09:45:10
Tucker Stock certificates. by hadji2005-01-31 09:34:37
  possibly by emlaabs2006-11-19 12:55:59
  sure are... by mouseman2005-01-31 09:47:30
    Thanks. (n/t) by hadji2005-01-31 09:48:27
Standard boilerplate copyright notices. by wheresthefish2005-01-31 09:29:20
  why are you copyrighting your boilerplate? by PsychoI3oy2005-01-31 09:39:40
    what you serve a sandwich to your heater on. (n/t) by unjust2005-01-31 09:43:32
Valentines Day Love Song Mix CD Recommendations by jayfarm2005-01-31 09:26:17
  The Greatest Fan of Your Life - Edwin McCain (n/t) by Master_Rahl222005-01-31 21:24:42
  You Don't Love Me Anymore - Weird Al (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 13:27:12
  Muse - Unintended by darkphoenix2005-01-31 11:05:05
  love stinks - J. giels band by Chronos12005-01-31 10:22:34
  Fiona Apple - Limp by Havoc2005-01-31 10:09:48
    now there is a twisted mix by emlaabs2005-01-31 10:17:07
      Nope. by McNutcase2005-01-31 11:04:36
        lol by emlaabs2005-01-31 11:05:28
          I forget. It's a Northern Soul classic, though. by McNutcase2005-01-31 11:12:04
            ah, you are right by emlaabs2005-01-31 11:29:14
      Yup. :) by Havoc2005-01-31 10:29:04
  Never Tear Us Apart - INXS by emlaabs2005-01-31 09:51:23
60 half-litre bottles of beer in the car, by JPaganel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Opps I thought this was gonna be a song thread. by thecatman2005-01-31 11:49:46
    Wipe the error table, reformat and resell. (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-31 11:56:00
  LOL (n/t) by SkyHi2005-01-31 10:08:20
  ::Ring:: Yes, who's there? by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I swear, I looked ... by JPaganel2005-01-31 09:28:59
      s'ok by unjust2005-01-31 09:38:37
        trickle down effect? (n/t) by plblark2005-01-31 09:49:29
  coughcough by PsychoI3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
She's trying to kill me by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:09:07
  you poor, poor man. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:15:00
    I was wondering when you'd show up (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 12:16:39
      Eh. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:26:28
        Well i meant show up on my thread :) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 12:30:34
          too bad he was there. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 12:42:43
  Ask her, right out front, if she wants to shag. by Havoc2005-01-31 09:42:58
    lol by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:53:49
      He could join in. She might be aiming that way. by Havoc2005-01-31 10:10:44
        Or he might just by thecatman2005-01-31 11:54:44
        yeah... no... (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 10:14:32
  well.... by unjust2005-01-31 09:42:47
    hmmm very good points :) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:54:33
  Think of the Club by foredeck2005-01-31 09:10:56
    No, no... by foredeck2005-01-31 09:19:30
      yeah no... by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:23:15
        That's not flirting. That's outright asking. by Havoc2005-01-31 10:12:00
          You'd have to know her to understand... by MikeCDN2005-01-31 10:16:06
            Unless she's an idiot, she knows exactly by Havoc2005-01-31 10:33:10
              Oh no you misunderstood, by MikeCDN2005-01-31 10:41:43
              nods, at least tell her it bugs you. by unjust2005-01-31 10:40:41
                Just for the record by MikeCDN2005-01-31 10:45:20
                  well that says a lot. by unjust2005-01-31 11:06:16
                    Well I don't see us getting the same place by MikeCDN2005-01-31 11:39:03
                      Toothpaste in the bra. Wonderful attention getter by Havoc2005-01-31 11:59:35
                        ... personal experince? (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 12:00:30
                          LOL! Nope. I'm still alive, thus never did that. (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-31 12:04:42
                            see... i'm already worrying about dying from this by MikeCDN2005-01-31 12:17:28
                              But if you laugh in the face of death, by Havoc2005-01-31 12:18:21
                                hmm, whats so great about Valhalla? (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 12:19:14
                                Valhalla sales pitch by bovi2005-01-31 12:32:09
                                Nah, not my kind of afterlife... by MikeCDN2005-01-31 12:35:02
                                no, that's a homonym issue by unjust2005-01-31 12:46:52
                                uh... no that won't do it for me... by MikeCDN2005-01-31 12:49:25
                                Well, with Mormons you get to have by Havoc2005-01-31 12:58:39
                                Hmm, and there's a mormon town in BC... by MikeCDN2005-01-31 13:01:41
                                Bathtub Follies & Short Circuit = ToastyCDN (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-31 13:04:08
                                haha (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 13:06:03
                                Sweetheart - you KNOW I'm kidding, right? (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-31 12:59:48
    Diffrent women by celticess2005-01-31 09:14:35
    the club? What club? (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:12:39
      He mistook the strip club incident as same girl (n (n/t) by celticess2005-01-31 09:15:02
        Oh no different girl by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:16:54
          Maybe she's got mixed feelings by celticess2005-01-31 09:23:47
            uh... you mean brother... <cough> by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:29:20
              Is she finally caring for the poor thing better? ( (n/t) by celticess2005-01-31 11:02:03
                not that I know of by MikeCDN2005-01-31 11:03:45
                  She should give it to a friend or shelter by celticess2005-01-31 11:13:14
USB KVM Switch. by hadji2005-01-31 09:01:10
  Each computer only needs one hookup to it. by Celti2005-01-31 09:06:57
    Thanks. That should have been obvious. by hadji2005-01-31 09:12:32
From the inbox..... by radiowave9112005-01-31 08:55:20
  Well the bible notes are atleast partically right by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:03:29
    or not by unjust2005-01-31 09:35:58
      I thought Babylon was in by hadji2005-01-31 09:47:49
        Erm... the Babylon that one was named after. (n/t) by arktus2005-01-31 10:15:12
          Also in the Epsilon Eridani system. by ag__wyvern2005-01-31 11:06:22
    partically? <yawn> by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:04:10
  the list part at the top is correct(AFAIK) by PsychoI3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
    well by etmorpi2005-01-31 14:04:33
  Have you run that past Snopes? by toxin2005-01-31 08:59:51
    Nah...I was just looking at it from an by radiowave9112005-01-31 09:04:42
    Alright, so you beat me to it. by maceogan2006-11-19 12:55:59
Only for males secure in their sexuality... by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I refuse to take it by Kickstart2005-01-31 13:26:14
  Well I *WAS* secure until taking the test by hieraco2005-01-31 13:22:13
  Oh joy... by Sterling_Ag2005-01-31 12:54:18
  Jessica Rabbit by raptor_872005-01-31 11:50:40
  Jessica Rabbit. (n/t) by esbita2005-01-31 10:32:16
  Wilma Flintstone (n/t) by emlaabs2005-01-31 10:08:04
  I got Betty Boop too (n/t) by vampire2005-01-31 10:02:16
    <AOL> ME TOO!!!!!11! </AOL> (n/t) by DerSarek2005-01-31 10:19:16
  Jessica Rabbit (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-31 09:48:12
    same here by plblark2005-01-31 10:33:20
  I'm not bad by voxwoman2005-01-31 09:25:55
    Yes, and I refuse to take the quiz for that reason by arktus2005-01-31 09:30:52
  I'm Daphne by Rattler2005-01-31 09:12:57
    Apparently so am I. (n/t) by romandas2005-01-31 09:16:23
      did you see my post re: Friday? (n/t) by plblark2005-01-31 10:31:12
        Oh yes! I forgot.. Friday lunchtime sounds great! by romandas2005-01-31 12:47:01
          VERY cool! by plblark2005-01-31 13:49:18
      Me three (n/t) by JPaganel2005-01-31 09:27:39
  you can call me tinkerbelle (n/t) by unjust2005-01-31 09:12:56
    <AOL>MEE TOOOOO!!!111ONEone</AOL> by Voltigeur2005-01-31 11:20:16
    Yeah... me too! :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-01-31 10:06:30
  All the guys seem to be getting Jessica Rabbit. by Celti2005-01-31 09:11:53
    All it means is we have a penchant for by dire_lobo2005-01-31 09:28:06
    Manzier (aka bro) stock is going to rise ;) (n/t) by celticess2005-01-31 09:16:55
    It means by Pic2005-01-31 09:14:18
    hey... I'm a little fairy... by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:14:04
      I got tinkerbelle too. (n/t) by DarthSane2005-01-31 10:48:03
      /topic "MikeCDN: I'm a little fairy." by Illiad2005-01-31 09:20:11
        uh... should i be defending myself in IRC... by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:21:34
          Kind of. by Illiad2005-01-31 09:25:45
            I try to avoid that part of the internet by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:30:12
              Bah. by arktus2005-01-31 09:32:11
                I think you just answered my question :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:33:16
                  Where's your question? by arktus2005-01-31 09:33:49
                    shush i'm tired (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:34:21
                  er your question (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:33:47
                    Ehehe. (n/t) by arktus2005-01-31 09:34:06
  I'm wilma flinstone by celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. by Pic2005-01-31 09:10:28
  I'm rather secure in my male-ness, but... by carthax2005-01-31 09:09:00
    I got Wilma Flintstone also. (n/t) by maceogan2005-01-31 09:12:04
      Here too. by chrisP2005-01-31 09:29:26
    better then tinkerbell... (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-31 09:09:26
  THAT'S NOT RIGHT. by Illiad2005-01-31 09:06:37
    Hi, sis ;-)! by saminz2005-01-31 10:28:21
    sure it is. by PsychoI3oy2005-01-31 09:10:13
    Bwahahahahaha! (n/t) by Celti2005-01-31 09:07:22
  Jessica Rabbit (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-31 09:03:47
    Same here. by Celti2005-01-31 09:04:32
  I'm pretty secure in my sexuality by thread_killer2005-01-31 09:00:10
    Fabric covered poneytail holder (n/t) by celticess2005-01-31 09:11:27
    It's like a rubber band for your hair... by Celti2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Something to tie your long hair back with. by DarthSane2005-01-31 09:02:31
Wish me luck... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-31 08:52:46
  Have fun!! (n/t) by SkyHi2005-01-31 10:10:59
  G' luck! (n/t) by dire_lobo2005-01-31 08:54:34
Ah, sanity in the government by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "Activist Judges" isn't it? by Illiad2005-01-31 10:10:15
    I've never quite understood that... by MikeCDN2005-01-31 10:19:46
      It is, but... by leistico2005-01-31 10:36:02
        Also, by Formynder2005-01-31 10:54:59
          Same thing going on in Kansas, too by leistico2005-01-31 11:28:31
      Agendas. </cynic> by Illiad2005-01-31 10:32:27
  right, because protecting the rights of the by unjust2005-01-31 08:42:12
  The question is... by arktus2005-01-31 08:39:33
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moderated (ddoouubbllee post) (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-31 10:39:41
  MODS! Double post by carthax2005-01-31 08:18:25
Beer saves a life! by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
The 3rd ID has finished its deployment. by Sweethart2005-01-31 07:59:11
  What's going on? by Glytch782005-01-31 08:00:52
    The 3rd Infantry Division went back to Iraq by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: Pun- ishers by vectorz2005-01-31 07:54:29
  how about:green-ph.d.-s by Martyny2005-01-31 08:54:00
    Wie man Fakten grün-liest! (n/t) by Martyny2005-01-31 09:25:01
  green-pi-s (n/t) by Martyny2005-01-31 08:51:14
  I don't know if this helps... by jdelphiki2005-01-31 08:29:26
  Science Heads for Greener Pastures? (n/t) by hadji2005-01-31 07:59:59
Buyout is complete by thread_killer2005-01-31 07:41:04
  Sadly, been there, done that. by Rattler2005-01-31 08:03:35
    Yeah, I hope so too by thread_killer2005-01-31 08:38:58
  {{{thread_killer}}} by Sweethart2005-01-31 07:51:52
    Oh, no....seriously by thread_killer2005-01-31 08:31:29
Todays pic(s) from the sandbox by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  First pic = awesome. by Ravenlock2005-01-31 15:54:45
  One of the ugliest reports yet, by toxin2005-01-31 07:58:08
    Too many kept away?!?! by DesertRat662005-01-31 09:37:37
      Reports from this morning were 51% by toxin2005-01-31 09:45:49
        Correction: 57% was what was reported. (n/t) by toxin2005-01-31 14:26:25
        Went digging for numbers and what should I find? by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    The Beeb returns no hits on that. by Esteis2005-01-31 08:43:37
      Blurb on the Ceeb. by toxin2005-01-31 08:49:00
    Boycott Fox News!!! by Sweethart2005-01-31 08:00:16
      If you eat an arm, does it by toxin2005-01-31 08:12:29
        I wouldn't want to eat an arm... by Sweethart2005-01-31 08:30:44
          New metaphor for me. OTOH, a real chocolate by toxin2005-01-31 08:39:08
  THIS picture made me cry by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hoorah by Sweethart2005-01-31 07:50:44
    You don't belong in Iraq. by toxin2005-01-31 08:09:14
      So we topple him and leave the country the next by Sweethart2005-01-31 08:29:48
        If the US military "belongs" in Iraq, that means by toxin2005-01-31 08:46:27
          I certainly hope you're referring to the voting... (n/t) by carthax2005-01-31 09:22:11
            I have nothing but contempt for the by toxin2005-01-31 09:31:08
              ...still trying to figure that one out, actually. by carthax2005-01-31 10:22:07
                Insurgent is the current media vernacular by toxin2005-01-31 11:16:27
                  Actually, the US press seems to call by Peace_man2005-01-31 12:27:23
                    I have respect for forces conducting military by toxin2005-01-31 13:00:23
                      According to the dictionary, a quisling is by Peace_man2005-01-31 13:17:58
                        Do you know the history of Quisling? by toxin2005-01-31 14:08:28
                          I see we disagree on a few fundamentals here. by Peace_man2005-01-31 15:11:49
                          Well spoken. <n/t> by carthax2005-01-31 14:20:51
                  Thank you for clarifying that for me. by carthax2005-01-31 11:22:48
        Of course you shouldn't leave the next day. by Esteis2005-01-31 08:41:34
Invoke Sweethart by P.Buttercup2005-01-31 07:35:48
  Yep - I got your payment by Sweethart2005-01-31 07:47:02
    cool... by P.Buttercup2005-01-31 08:01:39
Hmm.. I'm seeing warnings while Gentoo is compilin by romandas2005-01-31 07:34:00
  compiler Warninigs? by Spudd862005-01-31 08:56:21
    It also fails to find the package: db.1.85.tar.gz by romandas2005-01-31 09:07:50
  Did you copy /etc/resolv.conf by hekatombe2005-01-31 07:37:42
    I did, and have successfully pinged Google by romandas2005-01-31 07:39:39
      Strange by hekatombe2005-01-31 07:47:10
Attn. MrTrick...you have gmail (n/t) by out2lunch2005-01-31 07:26:42
thunderbird help by rogue19712005-01-31 07:12:51
  try the account settings by stoffeltier2005-01-31 08:00:34
    automaticaly download messages by rogue19712005-01-31 08:07:26
      hey, no problem by stoffeltier2005-01-31 08:09:33
  i've got a different problem with t-bird by unjust2005-01-31 07:53:22
    when in doubt, reinstall by rogue19712005-01-31 07:57:51
  got an extra folder for your account? (n/t) by Martyny2005-01-31 07:13:56
    nope (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-31 07:58:49
Went to the firing range this weekend and almost by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  So, does the brass deflector by greybeaver2005-01-31 08:03:11
    don't quote me but I believe so by DesertRat662005-01-31 09:24:19
  Fun switch? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-31 08:00:44
    With a 100 round magazine, by greybeaver2005-01-31 08:12:23
      Not all that bad by DesertRat662005-01-31 09:16:29
    full auto, I expect. by tnglives2005-01-31 08:08:54
      F & S are Fire and Safe by DarthSane2005-01-31 08:15:42
      Fire and Safe. by greybeaver2005-01-31 08:14:55
  That is a man who should NEVER have a weapon. (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-31 07:55:27
  And you didn't offer to "repair" it for him? by scissors2005-01-31 07:38:28
    If he'd been more upset at the gun by DesertRat662005-01-31 07:48:40
      It is rare that the GUN can't shoot straight. by Havoc2005-01-31 08:05:18
        A real NCO by thread_killer2005-01-31 08:52:51
  Once I get the pictures uploaded I'll post my by techi8702005-01-31 07:23:49
    Cool! I'm curious how the cube went over by DesertRat662005-01-31 07:26:30
  lol... by scragman2005-01-31 07:16:15
  BTW, what did you pull out of the handgun bag? by krisguy2005-01-31 07:10:12
    Just the usual stuff by DesertRat662005-01-31 07:18:55
      /me loves 1911A1 by krisguy2005-01-31 08:38:01
        I loved it too by thread_killer2005-01-31 08:49:45
  Someone who doesn't know the purpose by thread_killer2005-01-31 07:06:09
  Wonder where he got it? by DarthSane2005-01-31 06:58:47
    I remember telling people that when I sold them by krisguy2005-01-31 07:11:17
    I know where he got it. by DesertRat662005-01-31 07:08:18
      Hopefully, he will learn his lesson. (n/t) by DarthSane2005-01-31 07:25:17
  Squirrels don't eat lead, ya know. (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-31 06:55:36
    I know by DesertRat662005-01-31 07:06:31
      Good idea... by foredeck2005-01-31 07:08:10
        Bait is illegal here by DesertRat662005-01-31 07:09:53
          Using an AR-15 on squirrel? Would that not be by toxin2005-01-31 08:53:29
            .22 Air Rifle by foredeck2005-01-31 09:14:42
              Dangit!!! by foredeck2005-01-31 09:15:19
            Didn't say I'd use an AR on a squirrel by DesertRat662005-01-31 09:11:17
            I dunno by thread_killer2005-01-31 09:02:27
  A perfect time for a clue bat. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 06:54:47
Help with good SQL-Query by anymouse2005-01-31 06:43:31
  Thanks. Some more information from me: by anymouse2005-01-31 07:17:06
    Perhaps add a nonclustered index on the reference. by tnglives2005-01-31 07:31:57
      Index is the way to go for sure by foredeck2005-01-31 09:17:46
  Hmm I am a little in doubt on what kind of result by Spisefisken2005-01-31 06:55:56
  My suggestions: by foredeck2005-01-31 06:52:33
Fear is the mind killer... by dentyou'reajerk2005-01-31 06:30:04
Opinions Wanted.... by tesla_koil2005-01-31 06:26:07
  How about JSP? by Rattler2005-01-31 07:27:23
    I forgot abou that one by tesla_koil2005-01-31 08:40:04
  WoW lots of CF haters.. by tesla_koil2005-01-31 06:52:24
    Coldfusion was developed by Macromedia. by Khaar2005-01-31 07:16:53
      I much enjoy Dreamweaver, actually.. by carthax2005-01-31 08:06:42
        I love dreamweaver by MikeCDN2005-01-31 10:47:58
          I'm not too lazy to make my own layouts... by carthax2005-01-31 11:28:45
      Flash Script and Cf both by tesla_koil2005-01-31 07:20:52
  My Opinion by throck2005-01-31 06:48:15
  PHP on Linux. by jiteo2005-01-31 06:42:20
    Easy to learn by throck2005-01-31 06:49:42
  I refuse to speak to someone .... by aix tom2005-01-31 06:41:52
  Coldfusion is just plain wrong. by Khaar2005-01-31 06:38:54
Too... much... hot... cocoa... by Sweethart2005-01-31 06:19:25
  Add Kahlua (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-31 08:06:09
  How can you have too much hot cocoa? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-01-31 07:19:09
  Lactose intolerance? by diGriz2005-01-31 06:57:52
  *dive for cover* (n/t) by plblark2005-01-31 06:20:24
BREAKING NEWS... Bill Gates not a leader... by red_wolf2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Someone has way too much time and/or budget... by Khaar2005-01-31 06:06:49
    British Tabloid newspapers by TheGM2005-01-31 06:59:33
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
HOO-WAH!!!! :D (n/t) by jpprater2005-01-31 06:01:16
  indeed? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 06:26:24
*GASP*! It's the triumphant return of Bun-Bun! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 06:00:50
  Hurrah! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-31 07:09:08
  sweet... (n/t) by scragman2005-01-31 06:08:58
  Bun-Bun? by ttlogic2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Well darn by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 06:17:04
      mind -> gutter? by ttlogic2005-01-31 06:29:24
        I never wait for gutter friday. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 06:55:29
      Oh, he is soooo gunna cut you up for that. by fudje2005-01-31 06:19:33
    Methinks he means the bunny from Sluggy. by jiteo2005-01-31 06:07:23
      yes'r, tis what I mean. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 06:16:32
I'm looking for a cool you got mail Wav. by rogue19712005-01-31 05:55:13
  Thanks guys!!!!! :o) by rogue19712005-01-31 08:25:51
  I use the 'Spam Song', cut down a bit. by Havoc2005-01-31 07:43:20
  Some of my favourites: by Voltigeur2005-01-31 07:23:24
  thanks for this :-/ by voxwoman2005-01-31 07:08:49
  in keeping with the mail subject by rogue19712005-01-31 06:15:12
    Could be in trash, maybe? (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-31 08:13:03
  Monty Python arrow by altordwm2005-01-31 06:14:54
    ``Lovely spaaaam, wonderful spaaaam!'' (n/t) by moddermonster2005-01-31 07:37:26
  MPHG... by xenolinguist2005-01-31 06:12:08
  The one from Futurama? by Scirocco2005-01-31 06:05:25
  I've got several by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    lol that's where I just got the ones I have :o) by rogue19712005-01-31 06:03:41
  there are many Trek wav files out there by voxwoman2005-01-31 06:01:12
    "Death sent me an email" by voxwoman2005-01-31 06:09:56
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
When I find the jerk toying with permissions... by Khaar2005-01-31 05:29:36
  Here's the drill by Havoc2005-01-31 10:00:10
    Ashamed to say by Havoc2005-01-31 10:00:58
  Why don' you... by sauerlandcowboy2005-01-31 05:47:08
    That's the problem. by Khaar2005-01-31 05:55:08
      can you check the server logs... by scragman2005-01-31 06:05:22
        No date was changed. by Khaar2005-01-31 06:13:28
Your home is private by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  they watched for 15 minutes with binoculars?!?!?!? by rogue19712005-01-31 05:32:34
    Voyeurism by Sweethart2005-01-31 05:37:13
      Peeing tom? by jiteo2005-01-31 05:57:22
        CURSES! CURSES!!! by Sweethart2005-01-31 06:10:04
          But you could make a LOT of money .... by aix tom2005-01-31 06:22:08
            I want the above post *MODERATED* by hieraco2005-01-31 06:45:15
Refuse to work as a prostitute and lose benefits! by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  OK, all you naysayers by nitpickin2005-01-31 07:00:45
    That's the risk you take with any change by voxwoman2005-01-31 07:05:56
      Different subjects by nitpickin2005-01-31 07:20:08
        No, I'm talking about unemployment benefits by voxwoman2005-01-31 07:57:12
          <Deleted><Deleted>2005-01-31 15:43:59
            Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2005-01-31 15:44:11
            Oops, double post (n/t) by nitpickin2005-01-31 08:36:09
          The difference being by nitpickin2005-01-31 08:10:35
      and replying to myself to add by voxwoman2005-01-31 07:07:29
        Well so can you in germany. Note that the law only by Martyny2005-01-31 07:09:20
    No it wouldn't! It doesn't matter what she did bef by Martyny2005-01-31 07:04:32
      How do you know that? by nitpickin2005-01-31 07:22:38
        the back-up law in this case would be, by miss_ada2005-01-31 07:59:04
        Okay, I guess you are from the states? by Martyny2005-01-31 07:34:27
          USA, yes. by nitpickin2005-01-31 08:02:08
            You are confusing the US system with the rest of by Martyny2005-01-31 08:49:03
  I can't find a confirmation in the german media. by miss_ada2005-01-31 06:22:33
    There is a huge difference by nitpickin2005-01-31 07:03:01
      But it doesn't! We just have a case where a law by Martyny2005-01-31 07:07:10
    I have heard something like it on the radio yester by Martyny2005-01-31 06:34:08
  Awsome. Just plain awsome. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 05:46:48
  I don't know about gender discrimination by voxwoman2005-01-31 05:32:59
    The very first sentence of the german constitution by Martyny2005-01-31 05:38:46
  No room for exceptions by tristanj2005-01-31 05:16:15
    The Law was made to force people to accept jobs. by Martyny2005-01-31 05:34:45
    not people - women by voxwoman2005-01-31 05:28:10
      I don't see evidence to the contrary by TheGM2005-01-31 08:16:35
  Oh...my...gosh... by Sweethart2005-01-31 05:12:15
    No one will be forced... by diGriz2005-01-31 05:33:58
    re: by MoridinLoD2005-01-31 05:21:15
    Well, it won't happen! by Martyny2005-01-31 05:16:35
      BTW: How much benefits would an unemployed woman by Martyny2005-01-31 05:20:12
        It varies with each state by crash_2005-01-31 05:34:11
          max you can get in unemployment in MD is 280 p/wk (n/t) by joecrouse2005-01-31 18:19:11
          IIRC, in MA by Lis772005-01-31 06:37:08
            Oh, but unemployment is different from welfare (n (n/t) by Lis772005-01-31 06:37:34
          So probably she will get more money than she would by Martyny2005-01-31 05:36:33
            It would depend on how much she was making by crash_2005-01-31 05:43:00
              That woman doesn't need to fight by diGriz2005-01-31 05:49:40
                The public is right. (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-31 06:17:09
                  I know plenty of perfectly nice by joecrouse2005-01-31 18:24:48
                  The public ain't always right... by diGriz2005-01-31 06:38:42
            There are even state health care programs... by Sweethart2005-01-31 05:38:57
              *ahem* Contrary to popular belief... by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
              I'm pretty sure they didn't think it'd go this far by Scirocco2005-01-31 05:42:56
                There is a sad irony to this by crash_2005-01-31 05:54:44
                  Oh, no. That qualifies. by nin_man2005-01-31 07:51:20
              Not Vegas. I think only one county by voxwoman2005-01-31 05:41:30
                No, it's multiple counties that allow it. by crankshaft-jr2005-01-31 06:44:07
                  Vegas doesn't have prostitues! by Jaz2005-01-31 11:17:22
              Well, thats quite another cup of tea. by Martyny2005-01-31 05:40:56
                You should by voxwoman2005-01-31 05:45:16
                  No, she isn't qualified because she was a waitress by Martyny2005-01-31 05:47:41
                    that's even worse. by voxwoman2005-01-31 05:52:46
                      And I wholeheartedly agree with you (n/t) by Martyny2005-01-31 05:55:25
                I'm not talking about that. by Sweethart2005-01-31 05:42:03
                  The first is you personal view, which I don't by Martyny2005-01-31 05:46:08
        It varies by state by voxwoman2005-01-31 05:29:13
          I remember the last time I tried to file a claim by crash_2005-01-31 05:38:40
            My mom was let go from a temp job by thread_killer2005-01-31 06:30:54
            And, IMO, we should be able to sue companies by Sweethart2005-01-31 05:43:36
              <sarcasm> that'll happen by voxwoman2005-01-31 05:47:52
                Wal-Mart does that too by crash_2005-01-31 06:27:12
Intelligence ... by klar_at_work2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sounds like the Betty Ford clinic by diGriz2005-01-31 05:03:01
LOTR Joke question - past post by hieraco2005-01-31 04:49:41
  And the source of it all: by jiteo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *THANKS* those are the ones I was looking for. by hieraco2005-01-31 06:48:35
  Here's the mordor one by jiteo2006-11-19 12:55:59
Defrag Win 2K machine by klar_at_work2005-01-31 04:24:59
  PerfectDisk? by microchip2005-01-31 04:55:47
    I love PerfectDisk by Sweethart2005-01-31 05:16:48
  O? What the heck is wrong with D? by Khaar2005-01-31 04:33:20
    Well, let's count... by lonegunman2005-01-31 12:32:17
    I got drives C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O by klar_at_work2005-01-31 05:00:57
Escape from the abominable snow... by rogue19712005-01-31 04:24:24
From the inbox: by richlondoner2005-01-31 03:46:22
  LOL - I can just picture my son BJ doing that. by Sweethart2005-01-31 05:04:10
  *lol* by diGriz2005-01-31 04:13:56
Sad News by foredeck2005-01-31 03:42:24
  {foredeck & family Newton} (n/t) by scissors2005-02-01 06:59:58
  My Sincere Condolences (n/t) by tristanj2005-01-31 05:20:14
  {{{foredeck}}} by chrisP2005-01-31 05:00:52
  Condolences, by saminz2005-01-31 04:54:52
  Condolences! It is always a sad time. by Electric Storm2005-01-31 04:34:38
  He is at peace now... by Sweethart2005-01-31 04:30:47
  {{{ foredeck)))) by rogue19712005-01-31 04:27:20
  {{{foredeck}}} by diGriz2005-01-31 04:15:50
  {{{foredeck}}} (n/t) by smiler_as2005-01-31 04:06:15
  *comforts* by syren2005-01-31 04:04:04
What's your wallpaper? by SnArL2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Photos by vetitice2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I lost my old wallpaper... by Tarinaky2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Copernicus crater by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
  Jupiter and Io by jdelphiki2005-01-31 08:47:47
  Current Wallpaper by rdarsey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ME TOO! by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Mine is some smart@$$ saying on by HobsonsChoice2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My wallpaper is cuter than your wallpaper. by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Here's mine for today by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My wall paper by TKirk2005-01-31 04:19:21
    Just a pic of the moon... by Rolft2005-01-31 04:46:07
      IIRC it's usually on the static page by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-31 06:19:27
  I have by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Something simple: by ideur2005-01-31 04:05:08
  I have... by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Um, I can't see it... by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-31 03:52:15
      The relation of those songs are that they are by Bellator2005-01-31 05:39:23
  My wallpaper by rogue19712005-01-31 03:38:35
  Well, at work I have by Tars_Tarkas2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's *Shiny*! by fudje2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Only count my home one by orionrobots2005-01-31 03:29:00
  Mine is #585768. (n/t) by Khaar2005-01-31 03:28:51
  wallpapers by RoyIreson2005-01-31 03:28:37
How do I set out an English address? by Esteis2005-01-31 03:04:40
  oh, and dont forget a return address! by Jeff_UK2005-01-31 06:49:39
  *muses to self* by purplepineapple2005-01-31 05:02:22
  Postal address? by TheGM2005-01-31 03:10:53
    well... the Region is completely pointless if ... by Jeff_UK2005-01-31 04:30:44
      In China by kyrasantae2005-01-31 10:42:00
      If you don't typo the postcode that is. by TheGM2005-01-31 07:05:01
        PE8 =P by Jeff_UK2005-01-31 10:11:43
          Oh, man! by TheGM2005-01-31 10:22:41
    Yup - dont forget the postcode by orionrobots2005-01-31 03:25:17
      That depends on how well the rest of the address by Jeff_UK2005-01-31 04:40:05
      Postcodes are fantastic! by foredeck2005-01-31 03:40:06
        There is also a 'secret' postal code : by Jeff_UK2005-01-31 04:45:12
          Well, Royal Mail by Didactylos2005-01-31 05:00:11
            Yah, getting the two confused by Jeff_UK2005-01-31 06:48:07
            The Mailsort code : by Jeff_UK2006-11-19 12:55:59
        $housename/number, $postcode, is pretty much 100% (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-01-31 04:23:43
          It can get fun with by Didactylos2005-01-31 05:08:19
            Sounds like cable companies in the UK are just by purplepineapple2005-01-31 13:20:53
        Banks love 'em by orionrobots2005-01-31 03:43:34
          Yeah! by purplepineapple2005-01-31 04:52:07
  Try this by hieraco2005-01-31 03:10:08
    That's a lovely American address. by purplepineapple2005-01-31 04:54:49
    You know Joe & Betty ! by Cokish2005-01-31 04:11:25
hehehe funny, linky by Spudd862006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nice, but I don't get the sense of it by sauerlandcowboy2005-01-31 06:06:30
  There sure is a whole lot of ands. by Khaar2005-01-31 02:41:07
    A Snot load of "The" as well; But my brothers name by hieraco2005-01-31 03:12:45
Dilbert.com not updating... by DerSarek2005-01-31 02:08:53
  All Comics.com is belly up tonight. by hieraco2005-01-31 03:04:42
    comics.com support e-mail by Astro-g2005-01-31 04:28:11
      Hmm.. by Doe2005-01-31 05:06:22
        Interesting by TheGM2005-01-31 07:34:35
  That problem seems to emerge very often lately. by perpeduumimmobl2005-01-31 03:00:35
  Same here (n/t) by Doe2005-01-31 02:41:52
  I'm still receiving Saturdays comics. (n/t) by Khaar2005-01-31 02:13:53
  Not only Dilbert.com by diGriz2005-01-31 02:13:16
  I was wondering about that myself... (n/t) by nix2005-01-31 02:10:44
I just received an e-mail from my ISP... by Khaar2005-01-31 01:54:35
  I never reply to my ISP email... by Darkus2005-01-31 02:09:04
  Yes but make sure that you turn off your by hieraco2005-01-31 02:00:06
    500 MB download taking 6 hrs on DSL ? by scissors2005-01-31 02:47:38
      not all correct there mate by stacato2005-01-31 04:41:58
    "Heads up"? You call that "heads up"?! (n/t) by Khaar2005-01-31 02:15:12
      Oh yeah. That's as good as they come. by fudje2005-01-31 04:06:01
        Did anyone even read the date? (n/t) by Khaar2005-01-31 04:08:27
          Yes, I did. I stand by my statement. by fudje2005-01-31 05:43:54
          Doesn't look like it. (n/t) by Pic2005-01-31 04:27:18
    Hmmm... by Trinity_Quasar2005-01-31 02:05:23
      Bt have an automated 'status' line now... by Jeff_UK2005-01-31 03:12:43
        That seems to be a greate concept. by aix tom2005-01-31 03:18:43
          My email doesn't work by stacato2005-01-31 04:44:37
SAVE ME! by RoyIreson2005-01-31 01:24:57
  *clicks "Save As" button, then... by tskelton2005-01-31 15:09:08
  *Gets BAS IV from illiways* by Cokish2005-01-31 01:58:32
    thanks by RoyIreson2005-01-31 02:45:14
  It's cold where you are? by nix2005-01-31 01:27:20
    Can't say its cold here. by murf2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Oh, get lost, you... by saminz2005-01-31 01:47:11
        Heh heh, sorry mate :-) (n/t) by murf2005-01-31 01:48:11
          's okay. by saminz2005-01-31 01:50:16
    its cold when by RoyIreson2005-01-31 01:34:21
    Edmonton is almost as warm by hieraco2005-01-31 01:32:22
      Global warming by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
        about global warming: by RoyIreson2005-01-31 03:17:19
          Its about homeostasis by orionrobots2005-01-31 03:40:57
    3C? You mean we're colder? by Electric Storm2005-01-31 01:31:28
      weather map by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
      <nelson>Haha</nelson> (n/t) by nix2005-01-31 01:38:48
Gee! 8 bit snowballs! by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
This is t-shirt material ! by McSnarf2005-01-31 00:52:59
  agreed (n/t) by emlaabs2005-01-31 06:36:08
  It is! ;) (n/t) by DukeP2005-01-31 01:45:32
Full Metal Jacket by klang2005-01-31 00:40:46
  Current addendum by murphy2005-01-31 00:54:17
    A "NineteenEightyfour" Orwell quote? by scissors2005-01-31 01:05:44
      No, an original Murphy quote. by murphy2005-01-31 01:14:14
    Umphf - s/car/care/ (n/t) by murphy2005-01-31 00:54:59
  "This is my rifle, this is my gun... by SnArL2005-01-31 00:47:35
    Bah! I had to do that one in Basic. by hieraco2005-01-31 03:14:10
      I think almost everyone did by thread_killer2005-01-31 04:38:42
More Wikipedia updates by murf2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There is already a section for "Guest Stars"... by Epideme2005-01-31 03:53:14
    I've added the listed characters - but I think we by Epideme2005-01-31 04:15:58
      All sounds good - but i'm by murf2005-01-31 04:21:41
        Regular Characters - anyone? by Epideme2005-01-31 05:03:05
          Ok - I've created and moved regular characters (n/ by Epideme2006-11-19 12:55:59
            That is incredibly well done by plblark2005-01-31 06:32:15
  No, by lurker692005-01-31 01:54:28
    Maybe an extra paragraph on .... by aix tom2005-01-31 02:23:48
  can i 'port' it over to de.wikipedia ? by stacato2005-01-31 01:09:59
    Yes. by Arivia2005-01-31 01:24:22
Illiways, the Cafe at the end of the UFieverse by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey all. by esbita2005-01-31 05:46:03
    *serves coffee* by krikkert2005-01-31 05:56:00
  could i get a shake with BAS? by RoyIreson2005-01-31 03:23:15
    *serves* by krikkert2005-01-31 05:09:35
  I'll just have some fuzzies, thanks! by saminz2005-01-31 01:49:30
    *covers saminz in hugs and warm fuzzies* by krikkert2005-01-31 02:14:51
      C O L D ! by saminz2005-01-31 02:21:26
        Good woman. by krikkert2005-01-31 02:22:00
          That, of course... by saminz2005-01-31 02:24:22
            you are impressive, krikkert by chaotic2005-01-31 07:55:44
            I wish. by krikkert2005-01-31 02:27:05
              Me too :-) by saminz2005-01-31 03:16:29
    *stuffs some fuzzes up saminz sleeves* by afterburner2005-01-31 01:53:41
      Thanks ;-)! by saminz2005-01-31 02:02:27
        Monday, yes by afterburner2005-01-31 02:09:22
          Yeah, I see... by saminz2005-01-31 02:19:46
            Yes, it does by afterburner2005-01-31 02:32:24
              Friday, yes. by saminz2005-01-31 03:15:00
  I'll take a double thick Soylent green Shake (n/t) by hieraco2005-01-31 01:08:34
  Hey buddy, hello. by retiqlum22005-01-31 01:02:33
    Thanks. by krikkert2005-01-31 02:13:00
  Good morning by afterburner2005-01-31 00:59:40
    I am? by krikkert2005-01-31 02:14:05
      Yes by afterburner2005-01-31 02:16:32
        *murders chrisP* by krikkert2005-01-31 02:22:37
          But of course you don't by afterburner2005-01-31 02:27:31
    *serves mug of BAS* by Electric Storm2005-01-31 01:37:58
      Thanks by afterburner2005-01-31 01:43:38
  No shake for me. by syren2005-01-31 00:44:14
    Weekend? by krikkert2005-01-31 02:13:44
      Glad you had some fun lovey! by syren2005-01-31 02:25:02
    *serves tea, toast, and watermelon* by Electric Storm2005-01-31 01:36:38
      {{{Electric_Storm}}} by syren2005-01-31 01:49:34
  One protein shake, one! by HetIsLarsje2005-01-31 00:43:31
    *serves shake* by krikkert2005-01-31 02:12:07
  Morning. by chrisP2005-01-31 00:41:45
    It can get much, much worse. by krikkert2005-01-31 00:42:55
      Not as long as it's getting worse :/ by chrisP2005-01-31 00:45:13
Microserfs by klang2005-01-31 00:34:48
IDGIT by ttlogic2005-01-31 00:23:25
  Actually by Formynder2005-01-31 02:29:58
  Thanks everyone. by ttlogic2005-01-31 00:43:41
  Sounds like a scene from... by Petrus2005-01-31 00:35:10
  It's based on a quotation from "Full Metal Jacket" by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-31 00:33:28
  Think "Armed forced" and by ideur2005-01-31 00:28:03
Comming to a theater in May 2005 by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hmmmm by Spudd862005-01-31 02:28:29
  Have they renamed the philosophers? by Spudd862005-01-31 02:21:34
  Hmm, where's Athur? by Spudd862005-01-31 01:57:07
    Whops, brain broken, need sleep by Spudd862005-01-31 02:00:08
  I still think Mos Def is wrong as Ford by Spisefisken2005-01-31 01:41:20
  I'm still stuck on the original actors by Spudd862005-01-31 01:34:17
    The TV series sucked. by BlurOfSerenity2005-01-31 07:39:13
      Agreed, I'm afraid. by Nath32005-01-31 14:36:24
  Holywood, land of the illiterate... by DevSolar2005-01-31 01:05:19
  . . .and a week later available on Video by hieraco2005-01-31 01:05:00
  Aaaaaargh. by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
    At first it looked like Marvin had fangs (?) by HobsonsChoice2005-01-31 05:32:07
    At least this Marvin has REASON by scissors2005-01-31 03:27:30
    Based on that picture I'm not sure I want to see.. by buzzin2005-01-31 00:46:45
    Thats hollywood by challinor2005-01-31 00:32:35
      Not forgetting to include the ... by RhombicTomb2005-01-31 00:33:38
Bwahahahaha! by afterburner2005-01-31 00:11:47
  Sounds somewhat like... by Petrus2005-01-31 00:29:50
  I don't get it :( (n/t) by shminux2005-01-31 00:21:39
    Just substitute by afterburner2005-01-31 00:32:23
      See "Full Metal Jacket" by phil_karn2005-01-31 00:35:44
        Yes, that's it. (n/t) by afterburner2005-01-31 00:42:48
  Indeed it is :D (n/t) by DaNutBall2005-01-31 00:12:12
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2005-01-31 00:10:01
ATTN: Tars_Tarkas by celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh, cool :) by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-31 00:28:47
    Yes well they were easy going guys by celticess2005-01-31 01:27:30
WTCCPPOTD by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hey hieraco! by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hey that's a great site. I hadn't seen it. by hieraco2005-01-31 06:52:24
  The kittens by celticess2005-01-31 01:45:50
    Do you have a link//clicky to your cats? by hieraco2005-01-31 01:50:17
  This thread made me sad today ... by RhombicTomb2005-01-31 00:42:41
    {{{RhombicTomb}}} Grief is an expression of love by hieraco2005-01-31 01:03:36
    *comforts* by syren2005-01-31 00:46:34
      Indeed it is ... by RhombicTomb2005-01-31 00:48:16
  The bonus cat... by diGriz2005-01-31 00:35:54
    ...looks like it's going to fade out slowly... by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-31 03:54:27
Okay, I'm satisfied now. by jmaxsohmer2005-01-31 00:01:05
Translations by Nea2005-01-31 00:01:02
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2005-01-31 00:31:27
    Korrektur by diGriz2005-01-31 00:58:03
  German / Deutsch (top post) by diGriz2005-01-31 00:07:51
    Swabian / Schwäbisch by Doe2005-01-31 00:15:44
      Doa koasch mal wiedr nix sage! (n7t) (n/t) by grmpf2005-01-31 04:51:29
        Dankschee! :-) by Doe2005-01-31 05:10:50
    von diGriz by diGriz2005-01-31 00:08:49
      Korrektur by diGriz2005-01-31 00:57:23
      Hey, diGriz by MikeRF2005-01-31 00:52:24
        Oha! by diGriz2005-01-31 00:56:45
          Gern geschehen, by MikeRF2005-01-31 01:13:25
            Äh... by diGriz2005-01-31 01:21:25
              Boah, by MikeRF2005-01-31 01:31:38
                Stimmt aber by diGriz2005-01-31 01:36:34
                  Und wie by MikeRF2005-01-31 01:40:51
                    Übersetzung by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Schade, schade, by MikeRF2005-01-31 02:00:46
                        Schick mir eine Mail by diGriz2005-01-31 02:06:39
              Soviel ich weiß by murphy2005-01-31 01:26:38
                Gut möglich (n/t) by MikeRF2005-01-31 01:32:19
          Du könntest auch das Buch lesen. by murphy2005-01-31 01:02:12
            Kenn nur die Filme by MikeRF2005-01-31 01:16:15
              Und die Bücher by murphy2005-01-31 01:20:36
                Bin gerade by MikeRF2005-01-31 01:24:46
                  Das Buch hieß by murphy2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Vielleicht solltest du auch mal... by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Interessant. by murphy2005-01-31 01:44:29
                        Ja so ging's mir auch. :o) (n/t) by MikeRF2005-01-31 01:57:17
                      Oh ja stöbern. by MikeRF2005-01-31 01:42:49
                    Ach ja: by murphy2005-01-31 01:34:32
                      So mag ich's. Kennst Du eigentlich by MikeRF2005-01-31 01:37:45
                        Noch nicht. by murphy2005-01-31 01:41:52
                          Nicht ganz. by MikeRF2005-01-31 01:56:32
                    Oh Klasse :o))) by MikeRF2005-01-31 01:33:33
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Pudding or cheesecake! (n/t) by Spud312005-01-31 15:54:06
  What would what me???? (n/t) by tskelton2005-01-31 15:05:34
  "No, I do by hadji2005-01-31 10:50:13
  You can't be serious, Doctor Bob! by abb3w2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Something like... by Sterling_Ag2005-01-31 08:44:09
  It's COLD!!! (n/t) by toxin2005-01-31 08:20:22
  The Great Way is not difficult . . . by tompaine2005-01-31 07:40:51
  in clear blue waters... by eev2005-01-31 07:14:28
  God is good (n/t) by sstacks2005-01-31 07:04:00
  Hello? Is this thing on? (n/t) by Doe2005-01-31 06:56:07
  pr0n! (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-31 05:57:51
  I don't get paid to care. (n/t) by mikeandbooboo2005-01-31 05:15:56
  Oops, my bad. (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-31 04:53:29
  Kick some ass and chew bubble gum ... (n/t) by stacato2005-01-31 04:46:55
  "Sam, get OUT of the dishwasher" by TKirk2005-01-31 04:32:51
  "Oh, yeah." by fudje2005-01-31 03:53:33
  Roll Save versus Nuke, sucker! (n/t) by TheGM2005-01-31 03:16:44
  "Hold my cervesa and watch this!" (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-31 02:58:38
  "What? ... by SnappingTurtle2005-01-31 02:10:06
    actually, I guess, by saminz2005-01-31 02:22:50
      Nope, gotta be on the job in 25 minutes. by SnappingTurtle2005-01-31 02:34:00
  WOW! a panzer magnet . . . .BOOM (n/t) by imwacc02005-01-31 00:43:20
  Tune in next week, where we'll hear chrisP say by chrisP2005-01-31 00:40:13
  "You can shove your job where the sun don't ..." ( (n/t) by ErniePi2005-01-31 00:26:50
  FNORD! (n/t) by bonzo2005-01-31 00:14:18
  ........................ (n/t) by RunNeoRun2005-01-31 00:13:10
  "Like that is ever gonna happen!" by Spisefisken2005-01-31 00:11:54
  Hmm... by diGriz2005-01-31 00:11:19
    Gee, my English is crappy by diGriz2005-01-31 00:14:29
      Either works by raptor_872005-01-31 01:02:41
  OK who's going to be my fragbait (n/t) by DaNutBall2005-01-31 00:10:40
  Ivanna, Xan, cover me! by raptor_872005-01-31 00:02:26
  Bring out your dead ! (n/t) by RhombicTomb2005-01-31 00:01:54
    Brilliant! (n/t) by bonzo2005-01-31 00:14:47
  I'm too young to feel this old. (n/t) by Kithplana2005-01-31 00:01:24
  "I DIDN'T DO IT!" by hieraco2005-01-31 00:01:22
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  dinggoesthetimerthebabyisdone by raptor_872005-01-31 00:00:58
    If Lindy Chamberlain had punctuated that ... by RhombicTomb2005-01-31 00:07:32
Comment Board Trivia by count_02005-01-31 00:00:01
  Drynwyn by shimguts2005-01-31 10:56:00
    The rays of the morning sun. by dodrian2005-01-31 12:19:43
      "Bite the wax tadpole" by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
        The Bismark by Sterling_Ag2005-01-31 12:41:57
      Ke-kou-ke-la by Celti2005-01-31 12:28:54
        Happiness in the mouth by farfalla2005-01-31 12:43:02

 

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