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Cartoon for Jan 28, 2005
Strip for Jan 28, 2005
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Well, I'm going to bed. (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-28 23:14:40
  me too (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-01-28 23:40:28
  Night (n/t) by thephilosifer2005-01-28 23:21:05
Very very confortable environment... by thephilosifer2005-01-28 23:11:08
  Never heard of him, TBH. ^^ by Llyr2005-01-28 23:13:25
    Heh... thanks... by thephilosifer2005-01-28 23:17:28
      Ooh. by Llyr2005-01-29 13:27:44
>kiss grue by jmaxsohmer2005-01-28 22:48:25
  Very very calm environment .. by thephilosifer2005-01-28 23:09:00
    oops by thephilosifer2005-01-28 23:09:21
      LOL - excellent juxtaposition. :D (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-28 23:13:41
        I'm inclined to agree... by jmaxsohmer2005-01-28 23:39:26
So there's this girl in one of my math classes by Llyr2005-01-28 22:38:09
  Break out the cereal again? (n/t) by theanomaly2005-01-28 22:43:19
    Heh. by Llyr2005-01-28 22:44:44
      Usually a good plan. by theanomaly2005-01-28 23:10:41
        Bad idea. by AndyA2005-01-28 23:23:14
Very generous offer. by hadji2005-01-28 21:59:36
  Sir, put down the crackpipe. by themadkansan2005-01-28 22:01:09
    Oh I dunno... by jmaxsohmer2005-01-28 22:05:13
      Errrr . . . what does experience have to do with by hadji2005-01-28 22:26:51
        Nothing really by jmaxsohmer2005-01-29 09:06:28
I think I just made a case for the existence of... by themadkansan2005-01-28 21:35:06
  tighten lugnuts? by DesertRat662005-01-28 21:57:08
    Spot-on. by themadkansan2005-01-28 21:59:58
  no spindle lock nut? (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2005-01-28 21:55:34
    Nope, got that. by themadkansan2005-01-28 21:57:16
Oh yes, just submitted my first Darwin entry by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  CNN.com only posts actual news stories, right? by jmaxsohmer2005-01-28 22:24:12
Ummm, regarding by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
Any idea if this works to fight Spam? by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Somewhat by Arachnid2005-01-28 21:43:11
  Could work... by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-28 21:23:11
  Is this a trick? by hadji2005-01-28 20:48:51
    No pop-ups(at least none indicated by popup block) by hieraco2005-01-28 20:56:01
Looks like I'll survive... by LthrOttr2006-11-19 12:55:59
Side effects or trouble? by Bastetsmuse2005-01-28 20:29:21
  make sure yours is brand name, by shminux2005-01-28 21:17:32
  it can be a sign the you're allergic, but it may by dire_lobo2005-01-28 20:38:34
  Haven't taken it but have Googled it ... by RhombicTomb2006-11-19 12:55:59
shortcut to su in fedora... by out2lunch2005-01-28 20:26:30
NOW - I gotta GO - My SO is starting to think I'm by dire_lobo2005-01-28 20:12:54
  heh... by saminz2005-01-28 20:49:07
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moderated: double post (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-01-28 19:15:01
  MODS - dang it the connection is twichy (n/t) by dire_lobo2005-01-28 19:08:39
More on the Wiki thing... RE: J.D. by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Do we need to keep the Bio Stub? (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-28 20:03:36
  Added official content from Illiad by Kickstart2005-01-28 19:34:46
    thank you for the clean up. Hope I by dire_lobo2005-01-28 20:08:14
      Make sure you link it... by jmaxsohmer2005-01-29 09:12:39
      lol (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-28 20:40:07
    About of faith? by krikkert2005-01-28 19:40:00
Hacking is your parent's fault? by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Teenager?! He isn't a teenager! by shorty822005-01-28 18:58:47
    I think he was under 18 by crash_2005-01-28 19:01:35
      Doesn't matter. by shorty822005-01-28 19:04:11
        Nine"teen". Know how much you like spelling. ;> (n (n/t) by lab rat2005-01-28 20:31:35
        'teenager', IMHO, by krikkert2005-01-28 19:18:06
          If he's smart enough to program by hieraco2005-01-28 19:27:51
            Just becuase he is more intelligent by McGowan2005-01-28 19:31:48
            Pah by Arachnid2005-01-28 19:30:03
          What age does someone become an adult? by McGowan2005-01-28 19:22:18
            Interestingly enough that was the case in some by Epideme2005-01-28 19:27:55
ATTN: Myke (and other IRC admins) by jiteo2005-01-28 18:38:13
Bored at w*rk and trapped behind a firewall ... by RhombicTomb2005-01-28 18:36:20
  Just do what I do when I can't download stuff... by jmaxsohmer2005-01-28 22:50:06
  Bet sweethart would have a few ideas by shminux2005-01-28 19:06:43
    I hope so by RhombicTomb2005-01-28 19:11:59
      I don't mean to be pedantic here... by jmaxsohmer2005-01-29 09:10:16
        Be pedantic, please ... by RhombicTomb2005-01-29 15:12:30
  I would think a cask of amontillado would by webishop2005-01-28 19:00:56
  Usually by jiteo2005-01-28 18:39:58
    Green by RhombicTomb2005-01-28 18:48:27
      Yayks! You mean that made sense to you? (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-28 18:51:11
        From my perspective, yes (n/t) by RhombicTomb2005-01-28 18:57:22
          Wait, desert? You're not in Iraq are you? (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-28 18:59:16
            No ... wrong hemisphere (n/t) by RhombicTomb2005-01-28 19:01:34
              I'm not even sure what hemisphere Iraq is in. (n/t by jiteo2005-01-28 19:02:43
                Hope this helps by RhombicTomb2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Kewl! by jiteo2005-01-28 19:10:00
                    Geography - UFie style! by RhombicTomb2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Aussie, eh? by jiteo2005-01-28 19:17:56
                        Yes ... nearly 11:30 (n/t) by RhombicTomb2005-01-28 19:20:34
                          Jeepers! by jiteo2005-01-28 19:25:12
                            The office has airconditioning ... by RhombicTomb2005-01-28 19:27:24
                              Air con is good ... 326K outside (n/t) by RhombicTomb2005-01-28 19:29:13
                              I could for it. by jiteo2005-01-28 19:28:51
                      I almost passed through there. by McGowan2005-01-28 19:17:38
ATTN: wolfenone by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
Riddle Answer: by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ISDGI by ChuckAB2005-01-28 19:51:17
    Sixth of the sixth. by hadji2005-01-28 20:00:25
      I had that part figured out but ... by ChuckAB2005-01-28 20:04:21
        o.O - *Goes back to check original post* (n/t) by hadji2005-01-28 20:36:22
          *Yep, it was there* by hadji2005-01-28 20:37:18
IRQ6 I know, but DRQ2 ? ? by imwacc02005-01-28 18:13:07
  DMA request 2 ? (n/t) by AndyA2005-01-28 18:14:21
    And that means . . . (n/t) by imwacc02005-01-28 18:49:32
      DMA = Direct Memory Access by AndyA2005-01-28 19:39:39
        *psst!* by bwkaz2005-01-28 20:55:45
          I know. I was talking cpu cycles so 1 byte/cycle. by AndyA2005-01-28 23:21:40
Attn: Pic by Illiad2005-01-28 18:07:53
  Cheers for the update. by Pic2005-01-28 18:25:56
  you have reached pic's answering machine by PsychoI3oy2005-01-28 18:19:04
Anyone have experience with Blackbox for Windows? by purplepineapple2005-01-28 18:05:22
  Rebooting seems to have fixed it by purplepineapple2005-01-28 20:57:15
  Only a little... But I used by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well.. by KrakensDen2005-01-28 19:34:37
Ward Churchill should be ashamed of how he... by retiqlum22005-01-28 17:42:11
  He should keep blabbing and show the world by lab rat2005-01-28 19:11:24
The Soup Muses finally visted me by SnappingTurtle2005-01-28 17:28:46
  The hardest part of making vegetable soup by hieraco2005-01-28 20:42:30
  Post the recipe. by retiqlum22005-01-28 17:45:07
  yummmm (n/t) by thephilosifer2005-01-28 17:32:59
  s/visted/visited/ (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-01-28 17:29:10
So Marine 1 is to be replaced... by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
I just notesed something... by thephilosifer2005-01-28 17:12:05
  I think Illiad by Llyr2005-01-28 17:26:58
    Yes, mine. by Illiad2005-01-28 17:56:04
      Bad Dog! Stop licking! (j/k) (n/t) by fudje2005-01-28 17:56:54
      You're a strange, strange little man. by Llyr2005-01-28 17:56:34
    Godly Testicles. by Da_Pineapple2005-01-28 17:53:16
  Ever been around a DI? (n/t) by dire_lobo2005-01-28 17:14:23
    Nope, just a DS :) (n/t) by romandas2005-01-28 17:18:28
      They can be pretty funny can't they? by thread_killer2005-01-28 17:23:57
        My favorite saying from Basic was during the FTX by romandas2005-01-28 17:52:09
          I have both done by thread_killer2005-01-28 18:09:23
        When they are in the mood to take off by ManiacJoe2005-01-28 17:32:41
      DS/DI = SOB? ;-) (n/t) by dire_lobo2005-01-28 17:21:07
HAHAHAHAHA by thread_killer2005-01-28 16:43:49
  Could you please mail me the link? by dire_lobo2005-01-28 17:20:21
  Hahaha! Eh, yeah, poor guy. :) (n/t) by Michiel2005-01-28 17:09:30
  that poor, poor man. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 16:49:39
You ever have one of those days by Llyr2005-01-28 16:30:05
  Did you ever have one of those days by thread_killer2005-01-28 16:51:31
    MUWAHAHA! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 16:53:55
      It didn't happen *exactly* like that by thread_killer2005-01-28 17:08:26
  WTF are you talking about? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 16:38:43
    It's called 'Latin' (n/t) by retiqlum22005-01-28 17:49:03
    No. :D (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-28 16:43:05
  "Quoth the raven, CARK CARK CARK" (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-28 16:33:57
    CARK! (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2005-01-28 16:43:29
    "Quoth the raven, 'Eat my shorts!'" :D (n/t) by DaNutBall2005-01-28 16:37:50
      a program for Bart by flatlander2005-01-28 17:34:02
        why not switch(tolower(input))? (n/t) by fudje2005-01-28 18:05:14
          switch (input) is how I was taught to do it (n/t) by flatlander2005-01-28 18:34:09
      not with that beak of yours! by dire_lobo2005-01-28 17:23:56
Well that almost got me in trouble. by techi8702005-01-28 16:12:04
  "got out today" seems like an indication of by shminux2005-01-28 16:32:12
    I'm a contractor, so what's a performance by techi8702005-01-28 18:51:05
      LOL, good for you, same here. Are you by choice by shminux2005-01-28 19:04:56
        I've been waiting for a regular position with this by techi8702005-01-28 19:51:49
Clicky to a question for hardware/mobo/soyo gurus: by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
The kitchen table and chairs I finally got by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
America the declining power? by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not hugely surprising... by Illiad2005-01-28 17:54:54
    If that happens...If Canada becomes really rich by thread_killer2005-01-28 18:14:47
      HAHAHAHAH!!! by Illiad2005-01-28 18:41:52
        105.7 Kingston's K-Rock (n/t) by thread_killer2005-01-28 18:49:22
    Sorry, I'm afraid it doesn't work like that. by fudje2005-01-28 18:11:16
35% right off the top witheld in taxes. by thread_killer2005-01-28 15:35:40
<Deleted><Deleted>2005-01-28 15:40:33
  Modded for doublepost (n/t) by Kickstart2005-01-28 15:40:50
  Sorry forgot the clicky (below) by Epideme2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sorry for posting twice - didn't appear (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-28 15:34:53
Deletion of Illiad? by Epideme2005-01-28 15:33:28
  I think they're going to let it stay... by jmaxsohmer2005-01-28 21:54:21
  Right then...let's make it worth keeping by Kickstart2005-01-28 18:08:47
    Da. by Illiad2005-01-28 18:19:42
      Tomorrow? The Cronjob runs at midnight by thread_killer2005-01-28 18:21:12
        D'oh! by Illiad2005-01-28 18:37:00
          Because the Illiad entry pointed to Iliad. by Epideme2005-01-28 19:16:16
  No! No! by retiqlum22005-01-28 17:52:43
    Illiad 5 is alive! (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-28 17:54:10
  Voted against (n/t) by klaranth2005-01-28 17:38:43
  So, just one question... by krikkert2005-01-28 17:38:05
  Awww (snif) by Illiad2005-01-28 17:34:17
    We're lucky that Illiad spells his nick with 2 ls by Epideme2005-01-28 17:57:53
    Well, feel embarassed. by retiqlum22005-01-28 17:57:52
    With Illiad on Wiki, why not Dust Puppy? With Pic? (n/t) by klaranth2005-01-28 17:40:48
      He's on already by Epideme2006-11-19 12:55:59
  At the risk of sounding a sour note here, by wheresthefish2005-01-28 17:11:04
    We got a Tuesday Writer's Group here ... by klaranth2005-01-28 17:48:42
      :D (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-28 17:50:29
    lack of information is not a valid reason by dire_lobo2005-01-28 17:23:15
      And what if it is deleted? by wheresthefish2005-01-28 17:26:29
        It is against the rules to recreate a deleted page by Michiel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Voted against. (n/t) by Michiel2005-01-28 16:39:42
  Voted against. (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-28 16:04:32
  Given its current content by ManiacJoe2005-01-28 16:03:35
    Like what I said? (but edited for context) by dire_lobo2005-01-28 17:13:47
      You should include some of that on his page (n/t) by Kickstart2005-01-28 18:14:03
      Yes, and comments by Epideme. (n/t) by ManiacJoe2005-01-28 17:22:08
        :P (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-28 17:25:12
  I would say it's up to J.D. If HE wants it up, we by dire_lobo2005-01-28 15:47:59
    The guy who put in the deletion request by Jeff_UK2005-01-28 15:51:08
    FWIW, I asked him before I put it up by Kickstart2005-01-28 15:49:21
      10-4 roger doger etc. I'll go vote. by dire_lobo2005-01-28 15:51:46
  Voted against. by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
    uhm, so how do I register? (n/t) by dire_lobo2005-01-28 15:58:25
      nevermind - got it. (n/t) by dire_lobo2005-01-28 15:59:17
    grrrrrr. My ISP is blocked. by ag__wyvern2005-01-28 15:49:31
  WTF?!?! by shorty822005-01-28 15:34:28
WET in about 45 mins anyone? by techi8702005-01-28 15:32:28
  I'm game (n/t) by Ihavebigpiranha2005-01-28 16:26:08
  Perhaps. by Llyr2005-01-28 16:25:51
  So, then... by arktus2005-01-28 16:10:29
    My watch tells me I have 5 mins. (n/t) by techi8702005-01-28 16:12:44
  YAR! by PsychoI3oy2005-01-28 15:34:24
  Sounds like fun... I'll try to be there. :) (n/t) by Scirocco2005-01-28 15:33:37
  That's gone midnight.. by wheresthefish2005-01-28 15:33:19
Illiad, you have mail. by kelli2172005-01-28 15:23:15
What are all the synonyms you can think of for... by Kickstart2005-01-28 15:22:01
  technophile (n/t) by snerk2005-01-28 16:04:27
  Devotee (n/t) by leistico2005-01-28 15:51:05
  doofus. wait, that's just me, and I dunno if I'm by dire_lobo2005-01-28 15:49:07
  me (n/t) by thread_killer2005-01-28 15:36:25
  hacker (the ESR/jargon file definition, of course) (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-01-28 15:35:47
  live chicken eater perhaps? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 15:29:21
    Boffin by farfalla2005-01-28 15:33:22
      I think thats slang for having sex. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 16:10:27
  chicken head eater? (n/t) by unjust2005-01-28 15:28:45
  specialist (n/t) by c51L2005-01-28 15:28:32
  Engineer? by farfalla2005-01-28 15:28:04
    Technologist? by farfalla2005-01-28 15:28:42
  nerd? dork? (n/t) by andyz2005-01-28 15:26:49
Wacko(ff) Jacko's porn to be viewed by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Pictures of nude children are not necessarily by SnArL2005-01-28 15:50:54
  Clarification by Elessar2005-01-28 15:47:13
  *snerk* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 15:26:01
Here's a new can of worms... by moongoddess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Agreed, to a point. by esbita2005-01-28 18:21:51
  that depends by geekgrrl_ca2005-01-28 15:37:30
    so where does mental issues fit in? by unjust2005-01-28 15:53:03
      are mental illnesses terminal? by geekgrrl_ca2005-01-31 13:33:31
  I think that people who have by hadji2005-01-28 15:06:15
  Of course we do. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 14:56:31
    ooooh... so tempted to argue abortion... by MikeCDN2005-01-28 14:57:30
      *pulls out pointy stick* by BloodyViking2005-01-28 15:14:16
        PMS here. Not touching it. by esbita2005-01-28 18:05:35
          mmm chocolate by MikeCDN2005-01-28 18:24:45
            Thanks by esbita2005-01-28 18:31:58
              mmm, sounds good (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-28 18:35:27
      I dont see a difference; but it may be. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 15:03:49
        assuming you are sane. by run.dll2005-01-28 15:19:27
          Good points all. by zelda2005-01-28 15:41:15
        what are they going to do? by MikeCDN2005-01-28 15:07:44
          Well, technically yes. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 15:10:46
            Canada has had legal suicide since 1974 (n/t) by moongoddess2005-01-28 15:14:56
              and legal attempted suicide. by run.dll2005-01-28 15:27:20
              take that, hockey, and maple syrup by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 15:23:26
            Suicide is painless. (n/t) by hadji2005-01-28 15:12:16
              It brings so many changes. (n/t) by leistico2005-01-28 15:51:53
                and I can take or leave it if I choose (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-28 16:24:24
              I wouldn't say that at all. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 15:20:06
              That depends on how you do it. by BloodyViking2005-01-28 15:15:23
              It's Richie Edwards incarnate :-) (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-28 15:15:09
Gentoo question: How easy is it on a laptop? by romandas2005-01-28 14:42:01
  Worked fine on my laptop by friareriner2005-01-28 15:00:23
  Works fine on my laptop by Elessar2005-01-28 14:45:34
    Okay, so how does one go about installing it by romandas2005-01-28 14:50:58
      More details by Elessar2006-11-19 12:55:59
      That depends... by hekatombe2006-11-19 12:55:59
Invoke(Ottawa UFies) by calcrazy2005-01-28 14:30:13
  That is a Not Bad area by laserman2005-01-28 15:05:39
  Ottawa? by thephilosifer2005-01-28 14:33:26
    Are you sure you go to a good school? by retiqlum22005-01-28 14:37:29
      Ok we have established this... by thephilosifer2005-01-28 14:42:38
        Yeah give him a break by OnDemand2005-01-29 22:22:36
        Here, have this: z (n/t) by retiqlum22005-01-28 14:50:45
    Canada. (n/t) by shorty822005-01-28 14:34:09
      where's canada? by Dailator2005-01-28 14:37:33
        It's in Europe... by Kickstart2005-01-28 15:08:46
        He was a character in Akira by Cokish2005-01-28 14:39:07
          Kaneda? by wheresthefish2005-01-28 14:45:29
            Thats how Canadians say Canada.. (n/t) by OnDemand2005-01-29 22:20:07
        Oh, it's near Oslo. (n/t) by retiqlum22005-01-28 14:38:04
          Which is near Dar es Salaam, right? (n/t) by farfalla2005-01-28 14:39:05
            Close to it, but nearer to Shanghai. (n/t) by retiqlum22005-01-28 14:41:39
              I always confuse that with La Paz. (n/t) by farfalla2005-01-28 14:47:06
                Nah, that's right next to Sidney. (n/t) by retiqlum22005-01-28 14:51:32
                  Oh, right! Just a short drive from Jo'burg. (n/t) by farfalla2005-01-28 14:56:53
                    I think we have taken this as far as it will go. by retiqlum22005-01-28 15:00:12
      The capital no less (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-28 14:36:00
        What are you talking aboot... by OnDemand2005-01-29 22:24:12
        The capital?!?! by thephilosifer2005-01-28 14:38:20
          Don't feel too bad. by Illiad2005-01-28 15:03:56
            I'll take a Bud over Molson by MikeCDN2005-01-28 15:40:20
            And the rest think it's horse urine (n/t) by Kickstart2005-01-28 15:20:35
              Weak horse urine, by run.dll2005-01-28 15:35:01
          yep (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-28 14:39:08
Good thoughts/well wishes/prayers requested. by lucidpsyche2005-01-28 14:09:48
  :( by Celticess2005-01-28 16:14:17
  Best wishes for your friend by chaotic2005-01-28 15:26:52
  *expidites kind thoughts, good vibrations and by dire_lobo2005-01-28 14:25:31
    DOH! - "expedites" by dire_lobo2005-01-28 14:27:34
  I'm sorry by thephilosifer2005-01-28 14:20:30
    Thank you. by lucidpsyche2005-01-28 14:26:04
      Birds of a feather and such... (n/t) by thephilosifer2005-01-28 14:27:17
  Ouch. by Spud312005-01-28 14:11:32
    Yes. by lucidpsyche2005-01-28 14:12:55
      That sucks. by Spud312005-01-28 14:23:13
        I shall. by lucidpsyche2005-01-28 14:25:05
Inbox: Ground Control Quotes by DesertRat662005-01-28 14:08:59
  speedbird by Astro-g2005-01-28 14:17:42
    Speedbird by wheresthefish2005-01-28 14:27:22
    I wouldn't know by DesertRat662005-01-28 14:25:57
      My favorite: by SnArL2005-01-28 16:09:45
      SR-71 by emlaabs2005-01-28 14:53:38
        who said they are fully retired. by joecrouse2005-01-28 16:25:30
          Aurora? by run.dll2005-01-28 16:57:34
          Or they could be unflightworthy... by wheresthefish2005-01-28 16:32:34
            They are supposed to leak fuel like sieves by thread_killer2005-01-28 16:56:08
              I know why it leaks. by wheresthefish2005-01-28 17:18:10
                Sorry...my sense of humor is turned off today by thread_killer2005-01-28 17:25:59
            Airframe is titanium. Kelly Johnson designed them by joecrouse2005-01-28 16:38:52
              Metal fatigue will ground them at some point. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-28 16:44:35
                Not for a long long time (n/t) by joecrouse2005-01-28 16:50:24
                  That's nice by wheresthefish2005-01-28 17:03:31
      hah, nice by Astro-g2005-01-28 14:35:08
OY.....*eyes rolling back in head* by bastetsmuse2005-01-28 14:03:14
  Woot! Let's form a club! by Spud312005-01-28 14:09:29
    Poor me, I'm only on skelaxin. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 14:16:21
      Oh, you can be in the club anyway. by Spud312005-01-28 14:24:13
  wow, you must be doped up. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 14:09:08
From the inbox by Ston2005-01-28 14:01:12
  Funny. (n/t) by retiqlum22005-01-28 14:36:39
  Reminds me of several NovaCon's that I attended (n (n/t) by hieraco2005-01-28 14:29:43
  too much good stuff. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 14:10:38
ATTN: KIckstart, Iliad or ECT by Nightwind2005-01-28 13:57:21
  Email Illiad, by krikkert2005-01-28 14:45:06
Invoke: Calgary Ufies by farfalla2005-01-28 13:55:06
  I never attended U of C but the campus is nice. by techi8702005-01-28 14:55:32
    Ooh, don't encourage me! :) by farfalla2005-01-28 15:03:18
      Let me see... by techi8702005-01-28 15:25:06
Attn:DR66 Going to the range tomorrow if the by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  The website says by run.dll2005-01-28 16:04:19
  Only in america... (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-28 14:54:32
    I'm in Canada ;) (n/t) by techi8702005-01-28 14:58:27
      PoCo range? (n/t) by run.dll2005-01-28 15:46:27
        PoCo? (n/t) by techi8702005-01-28 18:52:01
  Cool! by DesertRat662005-01-28 14:09:38
  wow neat by unjust2005-01-28 13:55:45
    Doubtful by DesertRat662005-01-28 14:10:08
      My friend's dogs eat hockey pucks. by run.dll2005-01-28 15:54:29
      those must be some angry pugs. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 14:20:26
        Naah just playful by DesertRat662005-01-28 14:26:46
          Bah! Your dogs are tiny. by retiqlum22005-01-28 14:40:52
Fired for smoking? Gattica here we come! by moongoddess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  why it's not aloud here by Celticess2005-01-28 16:23:14
    This had nothing to do with smoking indoors, by shorty822005-01-28 17:38:58
      actually, that's a local issue... by niwikki2005-01-28 18:38:19
        What are you talking about? by shorty822005-01-28 18:56:32
          I know it may seem like it sometimes, by niwikki2005-01-28 19:36:37
  CBC Radio interviewed that guy. by kahuana2005-01-28 15:09:40
    He's got the right to be one. by leistico2005-01-28 15:42:30
      Easy to say when it's not your job. by zelda2005-01-28 16:04:52
        One word, folks. Union. by jedidiahstott2005-01-28 17:33:27
        Only in the US, eh? by Peace_man2005-01-28 16:28:01
  If it doesn't affect the quality of work... by farfalla2005-01-28 13:59:24
    actually they can. by niwikki2005-01-28 14:50:56
      Until then, employees will continue to become by moongoddess2005-01-28 14:55:04
    I agree. by retiqlum22005-01-28 14:45:37
      But smoking isn't iself a disease. by zelda2005-01-28 14:54:40
        What if... by MikeCDN2005-01-28 14:59:01
          Separate question. by zelda2005-01-28 15:09:47
          When I worked for a big corporation... by retiqlum22005-01-28 15:05:19
            That was you. by BloodyViking2005-01-28 15:20:33
  Got it in one. by bastetsmuse2005-01-28 13:57:12
    What would you say if you owned a legal firearm... by moongoddess2005-01-28 15:20:07
      I'd say it's time to find another employer by niwikki2005-01-28 18:41:29
        whoops, submitted before I was done. by niwikki2005-01-28 18:59:38
  Side question... by Kickstart2005-01-28 13:34:27
    What about prohibiting those with children by NOLAWitch2005-01-28 14:19:40
    Nope. by bastetsmuse2005-01-28 13:59:45
    I think the smokers should be offered an opt out by moongoddess2005-01-28 13:50:04
    then he's not offering comperable benefits by unjust2005-01-28 13:46:59
      Fringe benefits aren't actually part of the job by zelda2005-01-28 17:02:51
  Wrongful Termination comes to mind. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 13:32:43
    Why don't companies have that right? by altordwm2006-11-19 12:55:59
      because the company can't fire people for being by unjust2005-01-28 13:49:39
      Why would they have the right? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 13:48:32
        Because they do by altordwm2006-11-19 12:55:59
          guess I was wrong then. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 14:24:41
            I won't comment on whether it is right or fair by altordwm2005-01-28 14:32:19
    In the US it is very difficult by hyzenthlay2005-01-28 13:41:51
      Smoking costs on average... by esbita2005-01-28 13:45:08
    meh good for them by MikeCDN2005-01-28 13:34:19
      Drug testing is NOT OK. by retiqlum22005-01-28 14:49:57
        but what if the side affects of the drugs... by emlaabs2005-01-28 15:09:44
          Then they should be able to by zelda2005-01-28 15:18:03
          What side effects? by retiqlum22005-01-28 15:16:30
          *snerk* You mean like the performance of by NOLAWitch2005-01-28 15:13:32
            was that a drug issue or a mistake issue? (n/t) by unjust2005-01-28 15:15:35
              He was high on painkillers and put by NOLAWitch2005-01-28 15:47:47
      My Body, My Choice! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 13:51:23
        Noble, but wrong by leistico2005-01-28 15:36:30
      Because drugs are illegal. Smoking isn't by McGowan2005-01-28 13:41:01
      Who said drug testing is OK? by wheresthefish2005-01-28 13:40:19
      While I don't like smoking it isn't against the by techi8702005-01-28 13:39:55
  Not necessarily. by McNutcase2005-01-28 13:25:52
Old videogame ads by DaNutBall2005-01-28 13:17:16
  Name that Game by MikeCDN2005-01-28 13:21:16
    Just a guessm but since they're no latex; by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 13:23:30
  The LOTD also has some. (n/t) by shorty822005-01-28 13:20:02
    *pounds head against desk* by DaNutBall2005-01-28 13:21:34
      Ha! I think that's a first. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 13:25:07
        Animated .gif as a favicon? by YakkoWarner2005-01-28 15:56:56
          I saw that and was surprised. by shorty822005-01-28 16:00:06
Manamana!! by scragman2005-01-28 13:12:27
  Mahna Mahna! by themadkansan2005-01-28 20:49:14
  The question is, what is a manamana? (n/t) by Bellator2005-01-28 13:28:51
    it was a muppet skit by scragman2005-01-28 13:31:35
      I know it is... by Bellator2005-01-28 13:33:17
        New Muppets, or Original? (n/t) by Rattler2005-01-28 13:46:11
          Aak - Ignore nt on previous post (n/t) by Rattler2005-01-28 13:46:56
        *larts self* by scragman2005-01-28 13:35:18
  MaNa MaNa by hyzenthlay2005-01-28 13:28:28
    ma na ma na by scragman2005-01-28 13:29:12
  Sheep go to heaven (n/t) by Spud312005-01-28 13:19:57
    goats go to [beep] (n/t) by scragman2005-01-28 13:21:18
  Bananana by ag__wyvern2005-01-28 13:16:31
    ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, BANANA PHONE! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 13:22:05
      hello? *blort* by scragman2005-01-28 13:23:53
        need to work on that gag reflex. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 13:29:03
          ok, thats a little too wrong... by scragman2005-01-28 13:30:04
            it's cellular, modular, interactive-odular! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 13:34:10
        You have to be careful on Fridays. ;-) (n/t) by Spud312005-01-28 13:27:01
Today's pic from the sandbox by desertrat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Why is he showing a child his riffle. by joecrouse2005-01-28 16:32:58
    Not at all. by ManiacJoe2005-01-28 17:15:02
  Apparently, it has been UFied. (n/t) by retiqlum22005-01-28 15:11:12
    Works for me. (n/t) by shorty822005-01-28 15:31:56
  Innit that an SA-80? by Illiad2005-01-28 12:26:22
    Yup it is by desertrat662005-01-28 12:31:04
      I've handled one by wheresthefish2005-01-28 13:36:56
        Perfectly balanced as a club. by McNutcase2005-01-28 13:46:51
          Quite possible. by wheresthefish2005-01-28 13:50:44
            Sounds right. by McNutcase2005-01-28 13:56:31
              I have heard that the current by ManiacJoe2005-01-28 14:37:57
      Don't bother. by McNutcase2005-01-28 13:06:28
      Know that.. by corvus_one2005-01-28 12:51:55
        Yep by DesertRat662005-01-28 13:32:36
      How does it feel by McGowan2005-01-28 12:36:20
        I thought we agreed not to talk about my relations by dire_lobo2005-01-28 12:42:57
          I agreed to no such thing. (n/t) by McGowan2005-01-28 12:52:25
        Ever driven a car on ice? by desertrat662005-01-28 12:42:50
          Motorbike..... You made your point! by McGowan2005-01-28 12:46:27
            BOTH! and sideways to boot! by dire_lobo2005-01-28 12:58:35
ATTN: Calgarians by Rattler2005-01-28 12:10:53
  Not where I'm working right now but IIRC Illiad by techi8702005-01-28 12:25:29
    Yep... by Illiad2005-01-28 12:41:26
      Greatly appreciated by Rattler2005-01-28 12:49:29
    Done and done. Thanks. (n/t) by Rattler2005-01-28 12:39:15
For some overwhelming cute: by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's a fluffy hand grenade! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-28 15:44:55
  The first word that came to my mind: by Llyr2005-01-28 12:42:55
    Realy? by Ston2005-01-28 13:41:51
  Aww did you get a new dog? :) by Celticess2005-01-28 12:17:24
  Appetizer for polar bears! (n/t) by toxin2005-01-28 12:14:05
    and wolves ... yum! by dire_lobo2005-01-28 12:29:06
  what is it? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 12:11:35
    puntable! by deadweasle2005-01-28 12:33:39
      does not compute... by dire_lobo2005-01-28 12:41:40
        Umm the zombie shuffle on all fours? by deadweasle2005-01-28 12:47:25
    A baby ewok? (n/t) by AndyA2005-01-28 12:17:44
      bwaaahahahaha!!! (n/t) by scragman2005-01-28 12:31:41
    LOL by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yours? by saminz2005-01-28 12:18:39
        Nope, not mine. by Illiad2005-01-28 12:28:30
          I like pugs :) by Celticess2005-01-28 16:15:56
          I should hope it's not yours. by nin_man2005-01-28 13:42:06
          Weelll.... by saminz2005-01-28 12:35:33
      you realize by unjust2005-01-28 12:15:42
        haha! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 12:19:22
    Its a Tribble!!! (n/t) by Rattler2005-01-28 12:13:11
      sounds like trouble... (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 12:14:36
        That starts with 'T', and that rhymes with 'P'... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-28 12:21:16
          And that stands for POOL! (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-28 12:41:16
Finally finished Pirates. by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good stuff. by Ravenlock2005-01-28 15:56:30
  So you'd reccommend it, I take it? (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-28 12:27:37
    It stole the last two weeks of my life. by wheresthefish2005-01-28 13:32:07
  You married your own daughter!? (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-28 12:08:27
    That was the first thing I noticed too :-) (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-28 13:31:30
    It does seem that way. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 12:13:07
      Took over job for father-in-law... (n/t) by esbita2005-01-28 12:22:44
Thanks so far Ufies. by bastetsmuse2005-01-28 12:00:53
  {{{bastetsmuse}}} by scragman2005-01-28 12:33:45
  Man 'o man! Hope you get on the mend by dire_lobo2005-01-28 12:24:31
*cue ominous music* by LthrOttr2005-01-28 11:57:32
  its times like this I rejoice by Astro-g2005-01-28 14:32:54
  I did the same thing last night by emlaabs2005-01-28 12:44:17
  I won't be seeing my W2 until the very last by voxwoman2005-01-28 12:28:49
    Advantage of companies... by LthrOttr2005-01-28 12:33:17
      Hm. I could probably find mine that way, too by voxwoman2005-01-28 12:34:44
        *chuckle* by LthrOttr2005-01-28 12:37:45
  Head of household? by hyzenthlay2005-01-28 12:24:06
    You do need kids.. by LthrOttr2005-01-28 12:29:58
      Well, only for 6 months :) by hyzenthlay2005-01-28 12:42:59
  I really wish that we could deduct interest on our by techi8702005-01-28 11:59:34
    I wish I could deduct most anything... by LthrOttr2005-01-28 12:04:04
      Things we can deduct on personal taxes by techi8702005-01-28 12:32:51
        Education costs, here by farfalla2005-01-28 13:48:34
        Retirement I sort of have by LthrOttr2005-01-28 12:36:28
    That would be nice. by Rattler2005-01-28 12:02:24
      *choke* Wow makes me glad my place only cost us by techi8702005-01-28 12:05:42
        arrrrrgh by Illiad2005-01-28 12:11:50
          We have about the same square footage as you. That by techi8702005-01-28 12:41:04
            Only $50k? by Rattler2005-01-28 12:58:56
          I guess I'd best not mention the size of my place by desertrat662005-01-28 12:27:35
Attn: P.Buttercup by Sweethart2005-01-28 11:45:40
Fall. Down. Go. BOOM. by bastetsmuse2005-01-28 11:36:52
  *cringe* by wheresthefish2005-01-28 13:48:39
  I'd hug, but it'd hurt like hell... by McNutcase2005-01-28 13:30:37
    9.81m/s/s by Astro-g2005-01-28 14:45:21
      Convert to SI and back :-) (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-28 14:47:53
  small consolation by run.dll2005-01-28 12:18:35
    BTDT slipped on some stairs last summer and by techi8702005-01-28 13:00:03
  1) DOCUMENT THE PROBLEM by toxin2005-01-28 12:00:54
  Outch... by saminz2005-01-28 11:58:47
  lawyer up, for sure. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 11:51:20
  *lights blue candle for bastetsmuse* by NOLAWitch2005-01-28 11:49:23
    blue is healing? thought it was green (n/t) by bastetsmuse2005-01-28 11:58:43
      Potions of Healing are blue. by krikkert2005-01-28 12:17:46
        No potions of healing are red, Blue is mana (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-28 12:24:14
          Stay away from me, Diablo fanboy! (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-28 12:46:23
            I have NEVER played diablo by MikeCDN2005-01-28 12:54:42
              /me can play the bassoon (n/t) by flatlander2005-01-28 14:11:44
      We use blue. Blue is Brigid's color. by NOLAWitch2005-01-28 12:13:58
        thank you! (n/t) by bastetsmuse2005-01-28 12:17:37
  as much as I despise the people who... by deadweasle2005-01-28 11:49:02
  {{{{bastetsmuse}}}} by krikkert2005-01-28 11:45:49
  Present them with the bill and mention a lawyer. I by techi8702005-01-28 11:40:35
    if you are renting, be darn polite by Havoc2005-01-28 11:48:22
      Yeah. I've considered that. (n/t) by bastetsmuse2005-01-28 11:58:22
  Consider the payment of bills and the by desertrat662005-01-28 11:39:46
    wouldnt by Astro-g2005-01-28 14:40:04
      Wouldn't matter. by wheresthefish2005-01-28 16:23:20
    oh my by bastetsmuse2005-01-28 11:59:13
  for your building mgmt to pay the bills by voxwoman2005-01-28 11:39:39
  did you ask in writing? by plblark2005-01-28 11:38:33
    nods by unjust2005-01-28 11:41:49
      anyone know how it is in a rental house? by plblark2005-01-28 12:07:28
        I think "read the lease" is in order by voxwoman2005-01-28 12:22:57
        In MN... by ReidN2005-01-28 12:22:44
          here by unjust2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Telephone conversation by bastetsmuse2005-01-28 11:40:45
      The law probably requires ice clearing anyway by farfalla2005-01-28 11:43:53
Massive icicles are falling from the roof by voxwoman2005-01-28 11:28:54
  icicles falling on my head. That just means that by techi8702005-01-28 11:36:37
    No more rhyming - I MEAN IT! (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-28 11:46:28
      Anybody want a peanut? (n/t) by moongoddess2005-01-28 11:47:38
        I'd much prefer a donut (n/t) by desertrat662005-01-28 12:06:43
        :-D (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-28 11:49:30
  ice dams. bad for your house. (n/t) by unjust2005-01-28 11:31:00
    it's too late for THIS storm by voxwoman2005-01-28 11:34:48
      if you have iceicles you have icedams by unjust2005-01-28 12:00:04
        oh kay... by voxwoman2005-01-28 12:33:17
          I know the thing you are referring to. by McGowan2005-01-28 13:11:01
Suicidal man faces murder charges in deaths of 11. by shorty822005-01-28 11:08:30
  I have a conflict here... by Kickstart2005-01-28 12:35:28
    my solution... by mikeandbooboo2005-01-28 13:54:25
      30 years on suicide watch... (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-28 14:07:22
    I think any plea by hyzenthlay2005-01-28 13:14:41
      I guess that depends on the reason for his running by McGowan2005-01-28 13:23:03
    On the other hand by Havoc2005-01-28 13:08:12
  It's available on CNN's web site... by LthrOttr2005-01-28 11:25:17
    Thanks. by shorty822005-01-28 11:27:33
  Can't find the article anywhere on the paper's by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    Article from Reuters by bastetsmuse2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Suicide by Jury and Execution... by niwikki2005-01-28 11:14:58
  Now that's irony (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-28 11:11:37
    No, irony would be in this instance if the by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Alanis Morsette, eat your heart out. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 11:29:13
      Please. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-28 11:29:49
    I hope he doesn't get death, by shorty822005-01-28 11:13:37
      I don't think that it could be murder though by MikeCDN2005-01-28 11:15:28
        Well, in the movies by run.dll2005-01-28 12:29:58
          I'd rather they ask... by YakkoWarner2005-01-28 13:12:56
        He knew a train would come and likely knew by Celticess2005-01-28 12:22:09
        Sure it can. Murder 1 in fact by desertrat662005-01-28 11:23:06
          You sure? by MikeCDN2005-01-28 11:34:19
          Is it? by Illiad2005-01-28 11:28:10
            Reckless Disregard by niwikki2005-01-28 12:49:29
            I agree with you by desertrat662005-01-28 11:35:20
              Rodney King this is not... by bigjoe722005-01-28 11:49:46
                Context is important here by desertrat662005-01-28 12:04:05
            Probably Murder Two by bastetsmuse2005-01-28 11:32:08
              State of Mind also needs to be considered by Rattler2005-01-28 11:42:14
        He intentionally parked on a train track by shorty822005-01-28 11:19:27
          I agree w/shorty82 by bastetsmuse2005-01-28 11:39:05
          To cause the train to wreck his car by MikeCDN2005-01-28 11:35:32
Bleargh! Where can I find the 'note' icon???? by ag__wyvern2005-01-28 10:57:49
  How about searching .... by andyz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  MSPaint ? Gimp ? by aix tom2005-01-28 12:06:39
  the only icon files I know of by pSYCHOi3OY2005-01-28 12:01:26
very un pc question by unjust2005-01-28 10:39:20
  Maybe un-pc, but very important question. by aix tom2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Prosecution by LthrOttr2005-01-28 11:21:28
  My guess is that they don't want to talk about it. by AndyA2005-01-28 10:51:20
  Historians know some of it... by Illiad2005-01-28 10:49:25
  Actually it would be good for people to by NOLAWitch2005-01-28 10:47:59
  Kind of. by hadji2005-01-28 10:47:22
    I believe one of the self-help gurus by voxwoman2005-01-28 10:54:41
  History is written by the victor by Rattler2005-01-28 10:46:45
    yes, however by unjust2005-01-28 10:48:39
      Which unfortunately implies by Rattler2005-01-28 11:00:38
      Anyone who thinks they can give an unbiased histor by AndyA2005-01-28 10:55:10
        there is a difference between unbiased and by unjust2005-01-28 10:58:28
        As the Vorlons say: "Truth is a three-edged by voxwoman2005-01-28 10:56:37
          "Yes."</Kosh> (n/t) by hadji2005-01-28 10:57:30
  IIRC, there was a guy recently in the news by JPaganel2005-01-28 10:43:50
So cold my breath froze my hair by rogue19712005-01-28 10:17:12
  my beard froze to my ski mask thismorning by joecrouse2005-01-28 16:48:41
  Reminds me of growing up in Minnesota. by z1root2005-01-28 11:39:50
    My friend went through RCMP training during the by techi8702005-01-28 11:55:24
      I once helped fight a house fire by gibuu2005-01-28 13:30:11
  My heart bleeds... no wait, it doesn't. by toxin2005-01-28 11:16:51
  been like that all week here by scragman2005-01-28 10:36:20
    C or F? (n/t) by Rattler2005-01-28 10:43:16
      F, not C by scragman2005-01-28 10:44:39
        A bit cool then by Rattler2005-01-28 10:50:29
          -40 is the crossover point... ;) (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-28 10:55:45
  Been there, done that... by Rattler2005-01-28 10:35:32
  Sort of like this? by merlin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yeah except it freezes in mid air and falls (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-28 10:28:15
      When you spit and it cracks in midair, by Havoc2005-01-28 10:33:01
But what's the square footage? by merlin2005-01-28 10:09:01
Who says you can't tickle yourself? by z1root2005-01-28 10:05:48
  I can tickle myself too by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 10:11:41
    <obligatoryjoke>You can go by hadji2005-01-28 10:49:52
      that explains the myopia (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 11:53:37
  ditto here... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 10:11:09
New UFlet (repost from Wednesday) by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Name ist taken by the Goverment anyway. ;-) by aix tom2006-11-19 12:55:59
UF Cyclical Treasure Hunt! by Kickstart2005-01-28 09:56:42
  pardon the litteralist by unjust2006-11-19 12:55:59
  not the first, but certanly an early one by PsychoI3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oldest phone book (those cheap rates!) by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
      although to be fair... by unjust2005-01-28 10:09:11
        well.... by PsychoI3oy2005-01-28 10:10:53
          you can drive a catapult with a counterweight no? (n/t) by unjust2005-01-28 10:25:20
            hrmm by PsychoI3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
              no, a trebuchet requires a sling in combination by unjust2005-01-28 10:42:16
      sheesh by unjust2006-11-19 12:55:59
      a whole site on the subject by PsychoI3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
        a dog *literally* stuck in a tree by alphascorpii2006-11-19 12:55:59
          hahah by PsychoI3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Here you are by merlin2006-11-19 12:55:59
              purple carrot by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
                biggest drum? by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  WOO! GO PURDUE! by emlaabs2005-01-28 13:06:09
                  this was hard by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    next treasure by voxwoman2005-01-28 11:33:59
                      I'm a dad, you KNOW I had to by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        oh come on..... by unjust2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          If he slips on that roof, there's some pain coming (n/t) by plblark2005-01-28 12:03:35
                          and i'd like.... by unjust2005-01-28 11:44:38
                            well, I knew you'd find it by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  ok, this one is bigger by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    that one is big, for sure by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
          aww it's so cute by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
            <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Moderated for non-FYOS safe link (n/t) by Nea2005-01-28 11:14:48
              Whoa! not FYOS ads on that site! (MODS) by nedludd2006-11-19 12:55:59
                True. My bad. I'm sorry I didn't look at the ads. by NOLAWitch2005-01-28 11:05:56
                  Deep linking a picture: by nedludd2005-01-28 11:12:26
                    Thanks! I'll put another post-it note somewhere. by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
              here you go by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
            I don't know about you by merlin2006-11-19 12:55:59
              a chartreuse car by alphascorpii2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I present you with by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ok by unjust2005-01-28 10:04:19
Attn: ALL UFIES by dire_lobo2005-01-28 09:29:35
  Good Luck saminz! :) (n/t) by Celticess2005-01-28 16:12:02
  Good Luck, saminz by chaotic2005-01-28 14:42:06
  Best 'o luck Saminz! by Illiad2005-01-28 11:29:21
    Thanks ;-)! by saminz2005-01-28 12:05:12
  {{{favourite Swiss}}} (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-28 11:15:42
    {{{most luxuriously tailed Norwegian}}} (n/t) by saminz2005-01-28 11:23:42
  Thumbs up for Saminz :o) by MikeRF2005-01-28 10:53:54
    cool! by saminz2005-01-28 11:10:13
  Good Luck by vectorz2005-01-28 10:52:43
    merci! by saminz2005-01-28 11:09:07
  All the best Saminz by Voltigeur2005-01-28 10:29:51
    :-) by saminz2005-01-28 10:45:58
  *chants* (n/t) by voxwoman2005-01-28 10:25:07
  You guys are the best! by saminz2005-01-28 10:24:53
  *lights yellow candle for saminz* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-28 10:11:23
  *sends best wishes and good luck* (n/t) by scragman2005-01-28 10:04:47
  Good luck saminz... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 09:52:42
  Best of luck, saminz! by Michiel2005-01-28 09:43:54
  *thinks good luck thoughts* (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 09:39:34
  doesnt' the post office get upset... by unjust2005-01-28 09:33:37
Well thats a good way to start the day by MikeCDN2005-01-28 09:25:25
  Oh smoking ram. It's still better that the burning by techi8702005-01-28 09:31:37
    i had a mac spit fire at me once.... by unjust2005-01-28 11:29:58
      I've had a monitor catch fire on me once. by abaron2005-01-28 12:22:13
        nods had one of those happen too. by unjust2005-01-28 15:57:40
          A month ago I had a power supply give up by joecrouse2005-01-28 16:55:07
        the magic smoke and flames escaped...0 by flatlander2005-01-28 14:04:53
          OOOH you know of the mystical blue smoke too by unjust2005-01-28 16:02:15
    hehe by MikeCDN2005-01-28 09:35:55
      Unless you want more smoke. If it starts a fire by techi8702005-01-28 09:52:26
        Of course I can by MikeCDN2005-01-28 09:54:36
  <Deleted><Deleted>2005-01-28 09:55:49
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2005-01-28 09:56:05
    Opps don't know how that happened. MODS sorry. (n/t) by techi8702005-01-28 09:32:08
      Don't apoligise, you had a nice rap going :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-01-28 09:37:25
  ooooh, I feel your pain. by wolfenone2005-01-28 09:31:07
    The moral of these stories is... :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-01-28 09:40:45
  Ya know, I'd heard of by cartamusica2005-01-28 09:28:02
    Bad pun, at least you didn't mention ... by Jeff_UK2005-01-28 09:39:06
      Good one! by cartamusica2005-01-28 09:47:04
        no fair, you had a head start! (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-01-28 09:52:08
          Hey! I resemble that remark! by cartamusica2005-01-28 09:54:50
      ouch (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-28 09:41:58
Gutter Friday? WTF? by nhlinux2005-01-28 09:22:31
  *throws pudding on thread* (n/t) by Spud312005-01-28 10:13:53
  <MODULATED> by nhlinux2005-01-28 09:55:34
    modulated? A or F? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 10:08:45
  Seriously... by nhlinux2005-01-28 09:36:35
    End-of-week Insanity... by Rattler2005-01-28 09:43:37
    Very simple. by AndyA2005-01-28 09:43:07
    Friday, being the last day of the work week by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 09:42:31
      Ok got it by nhlinux2005-01-28 09:43:48
        With a mouth like that... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 09:48:38
          Gimme by nhlinux2005-01-28 09:53:50
            red, but jeust barely IIRC. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 10:09:41
              s/jeust/just (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 10:09:56
        No... by cartamusica2005-01-28 09:48:24
  ever heard the expression: by scragman2005-01-28 09:27:16
    mine just crawls up there to feed. (n/t) by unjust2005-01-28 09:32:33
  's OK. We like 'em dumb :-) (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-28 09:23:36
    Not "dumb," but inexperienced and eager works! by dire_lobo2005-01-28 09:31:14
      Enough of that politically correct crap by nhlinux2005-01-28 09:32:57
        Clubs first, then spades by frizzgrig2005-01-28 09:35:02
          Have a heart... by Rattler2005-01-28 09:41:51
            They clubbed her for the Diamonds, by plblark2005-01-28 09:51:05
              I'd give you a hand... by Rattler2005-01-28 09:54:52
                Raise me... by nhlinux2005-01-28 09:58:37
                  I'm Game... by Rattler2005-01-28 10:02:39
                    *WHACK!* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 10:12:44
                      *watches thwackage while munching on chips* (n/t) by tnglives2005-01-28 12:32:03
                      I've been whacked by the monkey by Rattler2005-01-28 10:18:26
                        Feel free to Whack me back; by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 10:36:56
                          You asked for it... *WHACK* (n/t) by Rattler2005-01-28 10:38:55
                        spank the monkee!!! by plblark2005-01-28 10:28:28
            I prefer liver by cartamusica2005-01-28 09:50:34
A question for you by Blindman2005-01-28 09:21:11
  Thanks all, we'll see what happens tonight! (n/t) by Blindman2005-01-28 10:39:52
  step 1: rip the cover open by PsychoI3oy2005-01-28 09:56:55
    Since it's 95 there should be 10-15 more reboots by Blindman2005-01-28 10:40:45
    95 has a USB update, but .. by z1root2005-01-28 10:19:31
  Win95 drivers.. by corvus_one2005-01-28 09:33:15
    Could I get you to send me a zip file by Blindman2005-01-28 09:48:58
      zip file sent (n/t) by corvus_one2005-01-28 10:31:04
D&D Map generator needed please! by wolfenone2005-01-28 09:21:06
  The defacto standard in D&D mapping by vampire2006-11-19 12:55:59
  At your service by vectorz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  as in a random one? by unjust2005-01-28 09:31:47
    editable definitely preferred.. by wolfenone2005-01-28 09:39:35
      i've used a few things by unjust2005-01-28 09:56:54
        Thanks a lot! by wolfenone2005-01-28 10:06:04
Attn: Illiad - 5th Estate... Rachel Marsden! Her! by toxin2005-01-28 09:15:53
  That's the one. by Illiad2005-01-28 10:22:13
    Does she really have a radio show? by toxin2005-01-28 11:31:27
      Yes, but I believe it's private. by Illiad2005-01-28 11:53:49
        A nutbar in the peanut gallery. by toxin2005-01-28 12:05:53
Mac Mini question by gilly2005-01-28 09:06:04
  Duplex problem with your switch? (n/t) by frizzgrig2005-01-28 09:20:24
    not for casual surfing. (n/t) by Myke2005-01-28 17:42:29
    Wouldn't that affect the bandwidth though? (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-28 09:27:18
From the inbox - political commentary by Merlin2005-01-28 09:03:15
  Sounds good, lets get 'em (n/t) by tonza2005-01-28 09:32:39
  for those of you not from mn by unjust2005-01-28 09:08:06
    You mean the article was serious? (n/t) by TheGM2005-01-28 11:02:01
So much for stealth! by farfalla2005-01-28 08:52:06
  And now uplatecoding's office is laughing at me by farfalla2005-01-28 09:05:15
    Well, you posted it on UF. by aix tom2005-01-28 09:53:18
      As many people as possible should benefit by farfalla2005-01-28 10:15:52
Warning: by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:39:43
  And cause a nasty life threatening infection too by DesertRat662005-01-28 08:41:11
    ??? by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:41:58
      Yep by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
        Did you say potential? by Voltigeur2005-01-28 08:52:04
          good heavens. by unjust2005-01-28 08:55:27
            My wife once tried to shave her... by Voltigeur2005-01-28 08:59:56
        If it's half as bad as I can imagine, I don't want by dire_lobo2005-01-28 08:50:30
I work about 5 mins from the US border... by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'd shoot up the place! by DaNutBall2005-01-28 08:43:20
    please do by MikeCDN2005-01-28 08:44:58
      Reminds me of one of the last lines in "Dogville." by z1root2005-01-28 10:43:43
      Which town? (n/t) by toedruid2005-01-28 08:49:14
        aldergrove (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-28 08:51:23
          dang, you don't even like it enough to by dire_lobo2005-01-28 09:16:47
  I wouldn't shoot up your work by pSYCHOi3OY2005-01-28 08:36:04
    Well we already have a replacment by MikeCDN2005-01-28 08:58:09
    <troll>BURN IT!</troll> Actually, when done in by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yup, did it in scout camp once by PsychoI3oy2005-01-28 10:18:48
        kinda ironic isn't it? by MikeCDN2005-01-28 10:29:25
      Excerpt from that page: by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
        Oh, please. by LionsPhil2005-01-28 09:14:17
          Oh we do turn flags into dishrags by DaNutBall2005-01-28 10:06:25
            Fine by me. by LionsPhil2005-01-28 15:45:27
        thanks - the "troll" bit was just to get peoples by dire_lobo2005-01-28 09:13:33
  We could send a VFW detachment there by DesertRat662005-01-28 08:35:56
    I see that and all I can think is: by YakkoWarner2005-01-28 11:43:49
    I would love to see the look on the receptionists by techi8702005-01-28 09:04:21
      on the roof, and we have no receptionist :) by MikeCDN2005-01-28 09:12:46
attn DesertRat66 by pSYCHOi3OY2006-11-19 12:55:59
  back in my day by basher202005-01-28 10:20:56
  You'd have to talk to a recruiter or maybe by DesertRat662005-01-28 08:32:56
    so I'd start as A1C instead of Airman? (n/t) by pSYCHOi3OY2005-01-28 08:34:36
      You'd be an Aiman Basic E-1 until by DesertRat662005-01-28 08:38:46
Are other people getting ads? by Illiad2005-01-28 08:30:13
  just when I go to www.userfriendly.org by chaotic2005-01-28 14:47:49
  Recently only UF & GeekFinder (n/t) by ttlogic2005-01-28 14:11:32
  TEH ADDS GAVE BEEN UFIED !!111 by Cokish2005-01-28 14:03:14
  I sometimes don't get them... by jmaxsohmer2005-01-28 11:10:49
  Right now? Hmm, only sporadically. by Hessofanes2005-01-28 11:03:52
  most of the time. by Dailator2005-01-28 09:13:18
  Yes by mirage2005-01-28 09:02:40
    yes (n/t) by plblark2005-01-28 09:46:39
  I'm seeing lots of ads. by niwikki2005-01-28 08:35:14
    Those used to do that to my old computer, too. by arktus2005-01-28 08:35:59
  nope no ads here... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:34:30
  I haven't seen any for a few days... by carthax2005-01-28 08:34:19
  I see ads. by arktus2005-01-28 08:34:07
    I see dead people (n/t) by scragman2005-01-28 09:28:09
    That ad does only go to one page. by shorty822005-01-28 09:21:20
  yes by pSYCHOi3OY2005-01-28 08:33:47
    Well... by arktus2005-01-28 08:35:02
      Tell im to get into the Gutter then... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:36:38
  Just a tire iron? I recomend a 5Lb sledge hammer. by techi8702005-01-28 08:32:43
  I'm getting ads (n/t) by scragman2005-01-28 08:32:24
NEWS FLASH: Mad Goat disease found! by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  great... by scragman2005-01-28 08:09:39
    no no no.... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:12:43
      Elephants are such dumbos. (n/t) by hadji2005-01-28 08:22:39
        *stomps hadji* by Evil_Elephant2005-01-28 08:29:18
          you.... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:46:38
          What am I? A flaming duck? (n/t) by hadji2005-01-28 08:43:38
        dont say it around by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:27:18
          TO LATE! (n/t) by Evil_Elephant2005-01-28 08:29:40
            I didnt say that... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:31:45
    Is Angry Swine Disease next? (n/t) by toxin2005-01-28 08:12:28
      I've been told I resemble that remark... :-) by dire_lobo2005-01-28 08:32:19
      nope... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:15:10
        Moony hamsters? by Voltigeur2006-11-19 12:55:59
speaking of poop by pSYCHOi3OY2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My 15 mo old is getting a huge kick out of it (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-28 08:34:34
  Hah! by syren2005-01-28 08:25:39
  MWUHAHAHAHAHAA! by Voltigeur2005-01-28 08:17:24
  I just blasted the office with the poo by plblark2005-01-28 08:11:46
  This is great. by maceogan2005-01-28 08:06:56
  That is hysterical!!!!!!!!! (n/t) by DShade2005-01-28 08:02:38
  I have got to share that with my wife by emlaabs2005-01-28 07:59:10
Well thats what they get for installing SP2... by OnDemand2005-01-28 07:51:10
IDGI (I don't get it) Thread by SnappingTurtle2005-01-28 07:50:26
  you're not by chaotic2005-01-28 14:49:16
  Wikipedia is your friend by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
Double YAY!!! 80% on HCI assignment AND by Jeff_UK2005-01-28 07:44:16
  Good for you by Spisefisken2005-01-28 08:29:01
    Thanks! I know i should; but i know i wont :) (n/t by Jeff_UK2005-01-28 08:41:46
GUTTER Friday!!!!! by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:37:59
  Unsuspecting? by SnArL2005-01-28 10:42:59
  What are you doing up there? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 09:45:10
    now what? by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 09:55:41
      it was a monkeytack, to be exact by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 10:16:32
        MONKEYBONE!!! by cartamusica2005-01-28 10:19:54
          *Whack the monkey* by Rattler2005-01-28 10:41:24
            oh baby! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 10:47:04
  * Peers around corner * by Rattler2005-01-28 09:09:46
    pretty quiet in here... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 09:19:43
  *lifts storm drain cover* *looks up at those by dire_lobo2005-01-28 08:08:14
    *Looks at dire_lobo's head at his feet* by Esteis2005-01-28 08:09:40
    *lassoes dire_lobo* by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:08:49
      *jumps* **SPLOOSH** by dire_lobo2005-01-28 08:44:06
  *looks around* by syren2005-01-28 07:49:03
    thank you... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:50:23
      What do you offer in this part of the gutterworld? by syren2005-01-28 07:58:24
        smell around and see... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:00:23
  *stumbles in* by scragman2005-01-28 07:46:27
    agh... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:47:52
      hrm? by scragman2005-01-28 07:56:09
        *Licks Sprite off scragman* by Esteis2005-01-28 07:57:42
          I've been violated... by scragman2005-01-28 07:58:28
            *realises scragman needs time alone* by Esteis2005-01-28 08:01:40
            what do you expect... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:59:43
              pudding *shoves mekkanik_mike into pudding* by scragman2005-01-28 08:03:25
                *lassos scraggy* by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:05:42
                  Into bondage, are we now? (n/t) by Esteis2005-01-28 08:08:24
                    nah... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:09:27
                      What?! by Esteis2005-01-28 08:10:32
                        dont run by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:11:17
                          *Runs even faster* (n/t) by Esteis2005-01-28 08:12:29
                            no use... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:14:22
                  *cuts lasso with kershaw* by scragman2005-01-28 08:07:48
                    *summons a guardian gutter rat* by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:10:20
                      *drops piece of tripe* by Esteis2005-01-28 08:12:10
                        he's not that easily distracted by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:13:28
                          *disappears into darkness* (n/t) by scragman2005-01-28 08:17:47
                            GUTTER MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:19:00
                              *sets up pudding mines* by scragman2005-01-28 08:21:40
                                *Hover mode engage* by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:26:12
                                *remote detonates mines* by scragman2005-01-28 08:33:04
                                *fills trench with garlic cheese spread* by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:35:37
  *trips* by Esteis2005-01-28 07:40:20
    Contribution: Girl who likes Hummers by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
      is that a DeWalt sticker on the rifle? by PsychoI3oy2005-01-28 10:21:05
        Yes it is (n/t) by desertrat662005-01-28 11:26:39
      *sigh* by cartamusica2005-01-28 09:38:33
      ooog... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:01:08
    wecome to the gutter... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:45:31
      What's on offer? (n/t) by Esteis2005-01-28 07:47:04
        pudding coated by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:48:53
          da-gimp will take the spud. by Spud312005-01-28 07:51:38
            will do... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:57:08
          Potluck, please. Got any with a label saying by Esteis2005-01-28 07:50:33
            There is one... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:58:00
              *quaffs* by Esteis2005-01-28 07:59:22
                mmmmm nope... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 08:01:51
eXpression of the day by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:25:12
*throws pudding on the board* by Spud312005-01-28 07:21:39
  *loads cheesecake gatling gun and pudding morters* by SnArL2005-01-28 10:47:22
  *Throws cream cake at the board* by syren2005-01-28 07:30:41
    *sniff* by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:32:26
      Eww...do you know where this board's been? by Spud312005-01-28 07:33:41
        what I dont know... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:34:36
    {{{syren}}} by Spud312005-01-28 07:32:12
      I am very well thanks. by syren2005-01-28 07:37:26
        6 and 1/2 hours. (n/t) by Spud312005-01-28 07:50:07
  *tosses massive cheesecake at spud31* by scragman2005-01-28 07:26:06
    Mmm...cheesecake! by Spud312005-01-28 07:30:34
      sweet... by scragman2005-01-28 07:38:10
        Thanks! I'm sure we will. ;-) (n/t) by Spud312005-01-28 07:49:20
    dont waste cheese cake... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:29:10
      oh boy... by scragman2005-01-28 07:40:06
        *stops licking* by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:46:39
          don't you think da-gimp might be angry? by scragman2005-01-28 07:47:51
            I dunno... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:49:32
  *chucks potatoes at spud* by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:24:13
    They are. I am called Spud. No 's' by Spud312005-01-28 07:31:32
      the mouth you id10t, the mouth... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:33:28
  good morning to you too Spud :) by Chronos12005-01-28 07:23:18
    *dumps 1000 lbs of pudding down storm drain* by scragman2005-01-28 07:41:48
What a load of flaming bullcrap by psychoi3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ya know.... by unjust2005-01-28 07:49:03
  Ooh! Ooh! Photoshlock time!!! by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    *sigh* if I weren't at w*rk.... (n/t) by esbita2005-01-28 09:00:09
  And the only thing I wonder by Glytch782005-01-28 07:39:08
    chemical reaction IIRC (n/t) by plblark2005-01-28 07:41:15
      "No one is sure how the fire started, by Glytch782005-01-28 07:43:30
        ah... a thought by plblark2005-01-28 07:52:37
        it's the cattle hiding their cigarrette butts by voxwoman2005-01-28 07:46:34
  and I'll bet it totally violates the Kyoto by voxwoman2005-01-28 07:33:27
  probably not bullcrap by plblark2005-01-28 07:25:51
    probably not by psychoi3oy2005-01-28 07:28:17
      it IS an interesting story though :-) (n/t) by plblark2005-01-28 07:28:54
Need the best way to resize partitions/upgrade SW9 by romandas2005-01-28 07:16:51
  System RescueCD by tallastro2005-01-28 07:54:14
  OT: how does your schedule look next Fri? by plblark2005-01-28 07:21:38
  Beware! by Havoc2005-01-28 07:19:37
Javascript HELP?!?! by jmartinASSE2005-01-28 07:16:17
  example for you @ kevandjeff.co.uk/magicfish by Jeff_UK2006-11-19 12:55:59
Might have been mentioned already... by maximumbob2005-01-28 07:14:27
  Works in Firefox. (n/t) by hadji2005-01-28 07:31:57
  LOTD not working for me on Opera either. (n/t) by vetitice2005-01-28 07:27:46
anyone know something about TV's? by Glytch782005-01-28 07:03:19
  Your flyback transformer might be going south (n/t) by TrogL2005-01-28 07:38:09
    the whosawhatsit? (n/t) by Glytch782005-01-28 07:44:44
      It's the little doohickey by run.dll2005-01-28 11:40:30
  ok brightness down. by Glytch782005-01-28 07:16:36
  That is OVER SATURATION by laserman2005-01-28 07:11:47
  I had one that used to do that with white by merlin2005-01-28 07:05:47
  Turn down the brightness a bit by Havoc2005-01-28 07:05:24
Google? *looks worried* (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-01-28 07:00:15
  comes up for me . . . . . (n/t) by merlin2005-01-28 07:02:31
    I'd ask the other Aussies but they're all asleep.. by purplepineapple2005-01-28 07:05:07
      Or does google have separate domains by merlin2005-01-28 07:08:16
        I've been pinging/tracert-ing... by purplepineapple2005-01-28 07:11:18
          pin in your T1? by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:35:47
Prayer Chapel by merlin2005-01-28 06:57:01
  *smiles* by Spud312005-01-28 07:15:31
    Thank you :) (n/t) by Merlin2005-01-28 09:13:17
not only is it gutter friday... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 06:48:03
  Sooo casual I'm wearing p.j.'s to w**k (n/t) by JerseyGirl2005-01-28 06:52:01
    me too, but the best part is I sleep naked! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 09:37:44
Peace_Man, Nolawitch, I was wrong: by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
  How can the US take the moral high ground by NOLAWitch2005-01-28 07:13:06
    Good question by MikeRF2005-01-28 07:43:19
      I keep hearing about the UN "Oil for Food" by NOLAWitch2005-01-28 08:14:56
        Back for a short note by MikeRF2005-01-28 10:52:15
  :-( by Esteis2005-01-28 07:10:23
Greek schools got it goin' on! by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
New BOFH!!! by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good'un! (n/t) by Esteis2005-01-28 07:13:18
Coffee facts by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
  Another "medicinal" use for coffee by Number_Six2005-01-28 07:48:46
    I knew that by rogue19712005-01-28 08:40:05
  I knew it, I knew it :) by chrisP2005-01-28 07:35:41
breakfast burrito or mcmuffin-type sandwich? by PsychoI3oy2005-01-28 06:32:00
  I had a mcmuffin type sandwich. by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It's always funny to hear by psychoi3oy2005-01-28 07:34:07
  I had a burrito by psychoi3oy2005-01-28 07:18:43
  Flaky sourdough biscuits with sausage gravy by merlin2005-01-28 07:09:07
    Evil, wicked, bad Merlin! by Havoc2005-01-28 07:16:51
  Sourdough by frizzgrig2005-01-28 06:45:33
  burrito (n/t) by DesertRat662005-01-28 06:42:17
    I think you win by PsychoI3oy2005-01-28 06:43:53
  BLT bagel by rogue19712005-01-28 06:35:02
  mcmuffin type... by scragman2005-01-28 06:33:18
    biscuts too dry and not an option by PsychoI3oy2005-01-28 06:34:33
Okay, iPod, that's just stupid. by Ravenlock2005-01-28 05:53:32
  I can explain why by VCA2005-01-28 05:55:13
    *Grumble* :-p (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-01-28 07:13:30
    Indeed, not less dumb by scissors2005-01-28 06:05:56
      I think they did it for the sake of compatibility by VCA2005-01-28 06:16:19
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What exactly is Team UFie? by jmaxsohmer2005-01-28 11:22:34
Laptop mouse nub by skeegenin2005-01-28 05:41:53
  ...and there's certainly by DerSarek2005-01-28 06:06:47
  There should be a software application by VCA2005-01-28 06:05:00
  More likely to find it in the BIOS (n/t) by altordwm2005-01-28 05:48:25
The BEST thing about getting separated in May? by Havoc2005-01-28 05:33:54
  You should be able file single for the 2005 taxes by maceogan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Woohoo! Someone isn't gonna be happy tho. ;) (n/ (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-28 08:17:27
  P.S. by bastetsmuse2005-01-28 07:02:24
  Bizarre by bastetsmuse2005-01-28 07:01:30
    I think Bastetmuse may have a point by voxwoman2005-01-28 07:10:52
      Will do! If I can go with the EZ-form, by Havoc2005-01-28 07:12:10
  Sympathizes by DesertRat662005-01-28 06:19:12
    BTDTGTTS??? (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-01-28 06:22:09
      Been there done that got the t shirt (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-28 06:22:48
        ah, never seen it acronimized (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-01-28 06:24:20
    *snicker* by Havoc2005-01-28 06:21:19
      Even funnier by DesertRat662005-01-28 06:23:28
  Married filing *separately* (n/t) by notdeadyet2005-01-28 05:53:32
    Heh - yup. by Havoc2005-01-28 05:57:51
      It's better for both of you to file jointly by voxwoman2005-01-28 06:10:08
        That depends by altordwm2005-01-28 08:46:05
        Even though I make 10x what she does? (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-28 06:17:38
          I have no idea by voxwoman2005-01-28 06:39:27
  Been there done that and it s***s! by airborneric2005-01-28 05:50:13
    One lawyer... by Havoc2005-01-28 05:55:17
      One lawyer - Nooooooo by frizzgrig2005-01-28 06:44:32
        sounds like sound advice (n/t) by plblark2005-01-28 07:34:36
      That's what I thought with my ex- by airborneric2005-01-28 05:59:20
        *slaps airborneric* by bastetsmuse2005-01-28 07:06:09
          Some people are evil. (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-28 07:11:29
        LOL! by Havoc2005-01-28 06:05:24
          In what age was this true ? by scissors2005-01-28 06:40:49
            In MD - apparently a backwards state. by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Not necessarily backward, and yes by scissors2005-01-28 07:18:24
                I'm kinda anti-religion, I suppose by Havoc2005-01-28 07:23:39
                  sorta ironic in a way by voxwoman2005-01-28 07:37:08
                    Its 1 yr sep here too for no-fault by Havoc2005-01-28 08:18:20
            it depends on how vindictive the spouse is by voxwoman2005-01-28 06:48:18
              Perzactly. by Havoc2005-01-28 06:55:13
          I feel for you. by voxwoman2005-01-28 06:08:50
    Email me at by airborneric2005-01-28 05:51:10
      Just read your omnicode by airborneric2005-01-28 05:52:40
  Yes there are by MikeRF2005-01-28 05:43:08
    Something is seriously wrong by airborneric2005-01-28 05:47:49
      Unfortunately it is. by MikeRF2005-01-28 06:16:23
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
mmmmmmm... by scragman2005-01-28 05:23:26
Forget Jamie Oliver: by ErniePi2005-01-28 05:22:18
  Next bestselling cookbook: by kibeha2005-01-28 05:35:30
    I thought the Swedish Chef said "Bork!"... by Spiff2005-01-28 06:03:57
      Indeed, officially it's bork :) by buzzin2005-01-28 07:47:44
I just laughed myself into a coughing fit by Havoc2005-01-28 05:19:03
  OMG that Is a funny strip! by moongoddess2005-01-28 12:38:24
  Odd thing is I can get to the site, but I can't by ChuckAB2005-01-28 06:54:06
    same here in firefox and /// gasp /// IE (n/t) by plblark2005-01-28 07:38:50
      Dunno - works fine for me! by Havoc2005-01-28 08:22:19
  Coughing fit? by cartamusica2005-01-28 06:35:35
  Bookmarked! (n/t) by DesertRat662005-01-28 06:29:05
  HAHAH! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 06:24:37
  the camel clutch ...of forgiveness! by deadweasle2005-01-28 06:07:24
  oh man, thats awesome!! by scragman2005-01-28 05:53:57
  Oh, this is just wrong :) I love it! (n/t) by HobsonsChoice2005-01-28 05:47:03
  Oh my... by kibeha2005-01-28 05:27:23
    Today's was funny. Sneezing... (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-28 05:27:55
  LOL by thread_killer2005-01-28 05:24:57
  uhh by Spisefisken2005-01-28 05:21:44
    Mail it? It's like 60 comics! Go to the website! (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-28 05:26:16
      Yeah mail the URI by Spisefisken2005-01-28 05:30:04
        He has given you the URI by kibeha2005-01-28 05:36:21
        alien loves predator by Havoc2005-01-28 05:36:17
          Oh he didn't state the dot com by Spisefisken2005-01-28 05:49:43
    Forgot the addy. joke(at)spisefisken . dk will do by Spisefisken2005-01-28 05:24:46
  email it this way buddy..... by McGowan2005-01-28 05:20:56
LBSOTM by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-28 05:17:36
  REM - Drive, for me (n/t) by chaotic2005-01-28 06:34:52
The reason for men being like they are by Spisefisken2005-01-28 04:43:53
  LOL, it's so true by MikeRF2005-01-28 05:04:11
  I am sending this to my wife! :) by airborneric2005-01-28 05:02:39
  LMAO (n/t) by JerseyGirl2005-01-28 04:59:34
anyone here know how to deal with double tax .. by klar_at_work2005-01-28 04:42:46
  More info ? by scissors2005-01-28 04:53:20
    Chances are, they are similar to B-GR, by klar_at_work2005-01-28 06:45:35
  Ask a tax consultant by MikeRF2005-01-28 04:51:20
    There IS an agreement on double taxation, by klar_at_work2005-01-28 06:42:28
  Get them prepared by a professional (n/t) by JerseyGirl2005-01-28 04:47:16
    Good idea. One problem, tho. by klar_at_work2005-01-28 06:47:29
UFie Rite of Passage thread by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Reading the archives by BloodyViking2005-01-28 10:26:40
    I guess I've proven myself many times then... by jmaxsohmer2005-01-28 11:28:53
    I like that by voxwoman2005-01-28 10:29:21
  Er, that would be the diary cluttering, no? ;P (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-28 09:35:48
  There should be specific UF strips they must know by romandas2005-01-28 08:50:24
  Get them to take a Turing test (n/t) by TheCatMan2005-01-28 08:03:07
  NOT: Getting an FP on /. :-) (n/t) by Esteis2005-01-28 07:26:36
  I might be too narrow-minded, by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Aah, that was fun by Ston2005-01-28 11:55:47
    Done. by BloodyViking2005-01-28 11:13:51
    ooh, that looks fun. by friareriner2005-01-28 07:58:52
  What about a web-search by airborneric2005-01-28 05:34:57
  I'd go for: by ErniePi2006-11-19 12:55:59
I asked for HDD recovery tools.... by McGowan2005-01-28 04:25:32
  well... by scragman2005-01-28 05:11:51
    Linux can write to NTFS partitions now.. by romandas2005-01-28 05:40:37
      "Captive NTFS" by PsychoI3oy2005-01-28 06:23:35
<rant>I HATE working shifts :o( by rogue19712005-01-28 04:23:41
  Dare one ask where the father is? by mother.nature2005-01-28 06:15:26
    I think, according to rogues' other posts by voxwoman2005-01-28 06:43:36
      not in Irak :o) nether is sweetheart's hubby by rogue19712005-01-28 07:30:05
        {{{rogue1971}}} {{{sweetheart}}} by voxwoman2005-01-28 07:42:21
          11 and she just starting? by peired2005-01-28 12:52:57
          Sweetheart is the student not I :oP (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-28 08:44:23
            OK. I'm just going to shut up now. by voxwoman2005-01-28 08:45:35
  What is this "rest" you speak of? by thread_killer2005-01-28 05:19:34
    The rest, in dutch as much as in english by scissors2005-01-28 05:39:41
  Sorry to hear that, but can't you ask to cut your by JerseyGirl2005-01-28 05:05:00
    Not an option by rogue19712005-01-28 06:08:57
  Shifts from hell. by aix tom2005-01-28 04:40:09
  Wow... that's kinda rough... by Scirocco2005-01-28 04:30:54
    I'm not EXACLY working 12/2 by rogue19712005-01-28 04:33:32
      but if you have a toddler and 1 other kid by voxwoman2005-01-28 04:42:50
        Just the fact that I dont HAVE to get up by rogue19712005-01-28 06:07:46
        I'm wondering that myself by thread_killer2005-01-28 05:20:48
  :( by voxwoman2005-01-28 04:27:11
    Didn't I say I had a 15mo old?????? by rogue19712005-01-28 04:32:07
      you may have *ducking* by voxwoman2005-01-28 04:39:48
        I might not have (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-28 04:41:34
Gmail post by gmailthread2006-11-19 12:55:59
Couldn't find a clicky, but this is important by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I haven't noticed any direct efforts, by Spiff2006-11-19 12:55:59
    But of course, the Tim Tams make up for some of it by Spiff2005-01-28 06:18:08
  Not MORE, it says BETTER ! by scissors2005-01-28 04:45:13
    Alternative translation by kibeha2005-01-28 05:10:46
      Sorry for playing dumb by scissors2005-01-28 05:18:05
    Sorry, bad translation by Spisefisken2005-01-28 05:04:04
      So they WILL ban the turkish coffee by scissors2005-01-28 05:07:31
  I've always suspected Tim's by rogue19712005-01-28 04:15:30
  Are you suggesting by murphy2005-01-28 04:03:52
    I don't know by Spisefisken2005-01-28 04:11:38
  My country doesn't need to do anything. by chrisP2005-01-28 03:59:04
    So has it done anything to make your neighbour by Spisefisken2005-01-28 04:02:08
      Nothing that I'm aware of. by chrisP2005-01-28 04:08:10
  Daylight Savings Time (n/t) by tnglives2005-01-28 03:58:12
    Heh. indeed ! by Cokish2005-01-28 04:17:34
21 tomorrow.... by McGowan2005-01-28 03:30:52
  35 in 8 months... by firehawk2005-01-28 08:24:12
  Yea Man... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 07:27:19
  Happy B-day ... anniversary by scissors2005-01-28 05:02:27
  HA! I'm 25 today! Happy Birthday to you!!! (n/t) by JerseyGirl2005-01-28 04:26:41
    Happy birthday! (n/t) by chrisP2005-01-28 05:07:09
    Congrats by Spisefisken2005-01-28 04:46:09
    Happy birthday, JerseyGirl! by saminz2005-01-28 04:31:29
      I should change my nick since I don't live by JerseyGirl2005-01-28 04:44:51
        Awww... by saminz2005-01-28 08:13:02
    And to you! by McGowan2005-01-28 04:27:26
      *checks under shirt* by JerseyGirl2005-01-28 04:41:57
        I am just not going to comment. by McGowan2005-01-28 04:48:31
  What, are you getting Bar Mitzvahed? by voxwoman2005-01-28 04:23:55
    Good god, you're right! by McGowan2005-01-28 04:31:05
      I started a new TLP for suggestions by voxwoman2005-01-28 04:37:53
        oh lordy lordy lord.... by McGowan2005-01-28 04:41:09
          yes, that's the fun part! by voxwoman2005-01-28 04:44:02
  No you won't! by Spisefisken2005-01-28 03:55:38
    Shhh I know this, you know this by McGowan2005-01-28 04:00:10
      I knew it! by syren2005-01-28 04:09:19
        We have already confirmed by McGowan2005-01-28 04:18:17
          Yep, you're right... by ProphetV2005-01-28 05:47:09
        I don't think we are important by Spisefisken2005-01-28 04:14:11
  Hands you your crotch scratching license, by Sweethart2005-01-28 03:45:34
    Darn. by krikkert2005-01-28 03:52:11
    I'll take the crotch scratcher and the grunting. by McGowan2005-01-28 03:50:40
    Ack! I never got those. Please don't turn me in. (n/t) by tnglives2005-01-28 03:47:20
  Yay! by syren2005-01-28 03:41:29
    {{{syren}}} by McGowan2005-01-28 04:29:33
      Please by syren2005-01-28 04:33:46
        Aww crud.... by McGowan2005-01-28 04:35:46
          Sometimes, yes. by syren2005-01-28 04:39:01
            I see through your lies... by McGowan2005-01-28 04:45:16
  damn, you so young ... by stacato2005-01-28 03:37:51
    Yeah, oldie! by chrisP2005-01-28 04:02:11
    Because you remember being my age. by McGowan2005-01-28 03:39:46
      What I remember is a whole lot of pain, by Sweethart2005-01-28 03:47:44
  welcome! by RoyIreson2005-01-28 03:36:28
    I'm welsh. by McGowan2005-01-28 03:38:38
      my bad... by RoyIreson2005-01-28 03:42:36
        I get away with it sometimes. by McGowan2005-01-28 03:44:31
          "...previously been crippled..." by Sweethart2005-01-28 03:46:53
            the sloshed part... by RoyIreson2005-01-28 03:49:31
            You weigh up the +'s and the -'s by McGowan2005-01-28 03:49:10
              Or by RoyIreson2005-01-28 03:53:54
                Yeah they put smokers outside for a reason. by McGowan2005-01-28 03:56:09
                  and by RoyIreson2005-01-28 04:02:51
                    My tech support Brother!!!!!!! by rogue19712005-01-28 04:28:54
                      probably not a good idea by RoyIreson2005-01-28 04:40:24
                    I used to work for ntl. by McGowan2005-01-28 04:12:33
TGIF- Thread by sauerlandcowboy2005-01-28 03:22:29
  *cues theme from "Dragnet"* by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-28 04:21:55
  ahhh if only it were friday... by RoyIreson2005-01-28 03:31:12
    {{{RoyIreson}}} by sauerlandcowboy2005-01-28 03:41:32
      drinks for everyone! by RoyIreson2005-01-28 03:44:11
        Create a diary by kibeha2005-01-28 03:52:40
          and now i have one (n/t) by RoyIreson2005-01-28 04:09:57
            So the free drinks... by kibeha2005-01-28 05:03:38
What do YOU do with a drunken sailor? by adiplomat2005-01-28 03:13:01
  Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker! (n/t) by SnArL2005-01-28 10:56:59
  Shave his razor with a rusty belly!! by jdelphiki2005-01-28 07:41:53
  I can't say. It's not FYOSS, but it's fun. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-28 06:54:58
    Then I revise my previous post by voxwoman2005-01-28 07:45:35
  Early in the mourning by scissors2005-01-28 05:22:05
  Put him to bed, and don't wake NOLA by voxwoman2005-01-28 04:29:12
  Put him in a glass with leaves for feeding by moddermonster2005-01-28 03:45:26
  Put him on a Marine base and let the fun begin by Sweethart2005-01-28 03:44:19
    I thought it was because by thread_killer2005-01-28 05:02:07
  Let him do telephone support... by sauerlandcowboy2005-01-28 03:40:14
  hmmmm by RoyIreson2005-01-28 03:16:42
    That's funny by thread_killer2005-01-28 05:07:09
Attn: ToLazyToThink by MrTrick2005-01-28 03:12:50
The UFie Treasure Hunt... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:46:17
  Here we go: by dodrian2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Donky in bath by vwofl2006-11-19 12:55:59
      froggy violinist by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  One that should be "lost in time" by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
You can't use a URL to cause a post anymore. Nyah. by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:27:43
  Yeah, got that too. by moddermonster2005-01-28 03:47:30
  Maybe it means by DerSarek2005-01-28 03:29:26
By the time that guy across the room... by Khaar2005-01-28 02:25:21
  I used to think that a lot. by jdelphiki2005-01-28 06:48:48
  Which guy? by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:34:21
    The kid I have to put up with and tutor him. by Khaar2005-01-28 02:49:41
      I would have probably tried out... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:51:08
    He refers... by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I got that... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:39:38
I am tired by Spisefisken2005-01-28 02:12:02
  switch to night shift by RoyIreson2005-01-28 03:21:17
  Good luck mate... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:35:05
  Yes, but how do you feel about the interviews? by defiler2005-01-28 02:25:18
    Didn't ask about the issues by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
*goes to bed* (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 01:50:46
  You better be in bed... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 01:54:12
    dang you! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 06:17:23
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by syren2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Got anything that can utterly obliterate physics? by jmaxsohmer2005-01-28 13:23:48
  Holy cow... by esbita2005-01-28 05:56:38
  ummm BAS??? by RoyIreson2005-01-28 03:40:19
    Black As Sin by syren2005-01-28 03:43:08
      so... by RoyIreson2005-01-28 03:47:35
        We have an intravenous supply by syren2005-01-28 03:49:53
          ill take 5 (n/t) by RoyIreson2005-01-28 04:35:37
            You're going to look like a pin cushion, by syren2005-01-28 04:40:45
  What? no Onion? by RoyIreson2005-01-28 03:23:31
  Good morning! by tom-2005-01-28 02:47:25
    *hands over BAS* by syren2005-01-28 02:52:02
      weekend... *weee* by tom-2005-01-28 03:38:20
        Well, I shall be sleeping by syren2005-01-28 03:48:06
  Programming exam in 49 minutes! by jeff_UK2005-01-28 02:12:19
    *hooks up an IV* by syren2005-01-28 02:14:15
      {{syren}} perfect (n/t) by jeff_UK2005-01-28 02:17:10
        Am I perfect or the IV? by syren2005-01-28 02:18:16
          Both, of course :) (n/t) by jeff_UK2005-01-28 02:23:09
            *blush* Good answer... ;) (n/t) by syren2005-01-28 02:35:37
              Well the BAS worked! by Jeff_UK2005-01-28 09:36:17
      Don't you have BAS patches? by Electric Storm2005-01-28 02:16:51
        Oh - well remembered! by syren2005-01-28 02:17:46
          /me takes patches for during needle changes (n/t) by jeff_UK2005-01-28 02:22:41
  *sniff* by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 01:51:28
    It is indeed. by syren2005-01-28 01:54:28
      sure... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 01:55:01
        *hands over jug of BAS* by syren2005-01-28 01:59:04
          got some donuts...? by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:00:27
            Eeeeewwwwww! by Electric Storm2005-01-28 02:02:48
              dont try it... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:04:55
                I won't! by Electric Storm2005-01-28 02:14:00
                  I do... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:25:04
            *raises and eyebrow* by syren2005-01-28 02:01:51
              yummy.... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:03:08
                /me will try anything once. by syren2005-01-28 02:13:33
                  uill ooo by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:27:09
                    *takes a bite* by syren2005-01-28 02:32:22
                      It's an acquired taste... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:35:58
                        Well I like cream cheese and by syren2005-01-28 02:40:38
                          more or less... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:45:05
                            Oooh that sounds good...will by syren2005-01-28 02:50:31
                              *makes mental note to try it out* by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:51:55
                                Hyderabad? by syren2005-01-28 02:53:01
                                That's where I used to live... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:53:50
                                Oh okay. by syren2005-01-28 02:57:00
  Good Morning ! by Electric Storm2005-01-28 01:47:41
    *Serves hot chocolate* by syren2005-01-28 01:50:22
      Yes please!!! :))) by Electric Storm2005-01-28 01:56:55
        Wow - score! by syren2005-01-28 02:01:12
          *sips chocolate* MMMmmmm! :Þ by Electric Storm2005-01-28 02:11:42
            Bonus! by syren2005-01-28 02:16:37
              LOL! by Electric Storm2005-01-28 02:18:52
                Yeah exactly! by syren2005-01-28 02:31:47
  {{{syren}}} by noos2005-01-28 01:47:29
    {{{noos}}} by syren2005-01-28 01:49:05
      *sips BAS* by noos2005-01-28 02:19:35
        You're very welcome. by syren2005-01-28 02:29:52
          Maybe I need to make a little change here by noos2005-01-28 06:03:19
  Good morning! by chrisP2005-01-28 01:41:37
    Of course. *serves* by syren2005-01-28 01:44:10
      Oh yes. by chrisP2005-01-28 01:46:19
        *comforts* by syren2005-01-28 01:53:53
          Thanks :) by chrisP2005-01-28 01:56:22
            *refills BAS* by syren2005-01-28 01:59:58
              *drinks* by chrisP2005-01-28 02:07:06
                Deadlines should be banned. by syren2005-01-28 02:15:07
                  Not exactly. by chrisP2005-01-28 02:20:39
                    Ahh I get it. by syren2005-01-28 02:35:14
                      Rarely. by chrisP2005-01-28 02:39:40
                        Must be hard work. by syren2005-01-28 02:43:47
                          Depends. by chrisP2005-01-28 02:51:09
                            *nods* by syren2005-01-28 02:54:21
                              Very good, yes. by chrisP2005-01-28 02:56:46
                                I imagine not. by syren2005-01-28 03:03:18
                                Quite unlikely, honestly. by chrisP2005-01-28 03:22:28
                                Heh. I expected as much. by syren2005-01-28 03:36:11
                                I guess by chrisP2005-01-28 03:57:34
                                <Deleted><Deleted>2005-01-28 09:54:14
                                Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2005-01-28 09:54:27
                                Curses! Someone want to mod this one please?? by syren2005-01-28 04:36:37
                                Hehe. by syren2005-01-28 04:08:35
                                Tourist traps by chrisP2005-01-28 05:00:46
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  As discussed yesterday... by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
    off topic question by Farmer2005-01-28 07:02:53
      Handy reference: by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  link to the BBC article here by Cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
    or that the "guy" was making a donation by Dazed2005-01-28 09:33:56
  Juicy story ... how do we find out by scissors2005-01-28 01:18:57
    Oh, it's been modded now by scissors2005-01-28 01:27:39
      You can just change your settings by Spisefisken2005-01-28 01:46:13
  Modded per request and for non-FYOSS content (n/t) by Illiad2005-01-28 01:17:01
  MODS! by nix2005-01-28 01:14:58
    Hey! thanks for pointing that out to me by Cokish2005-01-28 01:16:55
      I have that site bookmarked already. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 01:36:57
        The one with Arnold Schwartzennegger ? by Cokish2005-01-28 01:41:04
      TGIGF?? by nix2005-01-28 01:20:50
        Gutter Friday by Cokish2005-01-28 01:25:23
        hmm by dennismv2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Cool! 3rd link in google !!!111 by Cokish2005-01-28 01:28:52
  arrest you ? of course not by dennismv2005-01-28 01:14:10
    You want me to do a POST by telnet? by nix2005-01-28 01:16:26
      hehe I guess not .. by dennismv2005-01-28 01:19:39
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
5 days in a work week... by lord_dolphin2005-01-28 00:52:55
  Solution by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ah, the old Mr Daniels, by Cokish2005-01-28 01:14:37
      Not Bad???? by MikeRF2005-01-28 01:29:19
        Bourbon is teh winnar! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 01:31:37
          Single malt is to be drinkink pure by Cokish2005-01-28 01:34:34
            Exactly, pure. No ice! :o) by MikeRF2005-01-28 01:57:23
              Single-barrel by jsrustad2005-01-28 11:07:46
              'Highland Water' by Cokish2005-01-28 01:58:21
                newbie Q by scissors2005-01-28 02:23:16
                  some answers by MikeRF2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Some whiskies actually have a red wine finish by Spisefisken2005-01-28 05:14:38
                      You know any red wine cask whiskys? by MikeRF2005-01-28 05:21:11
                        Can't remember the name. by Spisefisken2005-01-28 05:27:35
                          Hey that would be cool. Thanks (n/t) by MikeRF2005-01-28 05:40:10
                            But as said earlier. It is only a red wine finish by Spisefisken2005-01-28 05:55:49
                              I don't mind by MikeRF2005-01-28 06:18:49
                                I used a lifeline and called a friend by Spisefisken2005-01-28 06:28:04
                                Clicky by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Oh Boy :o) by MikeRF2005-01-28 06:40:25
                    So 'cask strength whisky' is like, whisky syrup ? by Cokish2005-01-28 04:58:19
                      THAT would be pancakes ... by MikeRF2005-01-28 05:19:11
                  'pure with water' is not possible by Cokish2005-01-28 02:44:17
                    With a good cask strength whisky by Spisefisken2005-01-28 04:00:27
                      Putting the Nutella jar in the fridge is reverse- by Cokish2005-01-28 04:20:47
                    less stronger by Epideme2005-01-28 02:57:43
                      ok. by Cokish2005-01-28 03:19:43
                      *emails Stronger Bad* (n/t) by tnglives2005-01-28 03:12:45
                Yep, you'll get it in good whisky stores by MikeRF2005-01-28 02:08:38
                  Oh, it is an actual brand by Cokish2005-01-28 02:19:01
                    Sorry (had a meeting) for answering late by MikeRF2005-01-28 03:58:32
                      Ah, /real water/, by Cokish2005-01-28 05:00:15
                        <Deleted><Deleted>2005-01-28 10:13:27
                          Moderated for language (re-post) by Nea2005-01-28 10:14:21
    Possibly not that good for by syren2005-01-28 00:55:34
      Nah, God invented cafeine for that by Cokish2005-01-28 01:15:24
LOTD by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I get a Google search for the phrase "poop=2" by nix2005-01-28 01:06:17
    <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:23:33
      Moderated: breaking horizontal scroll (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-01-28 02:27:38
        uh... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:28:49
          Protecting the little people ;) by purplepineapple2005-01-28 03:02:28
            whoopsies. sorry 'bout that. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 06:15:33
      MODS!! by ToLazyToThink2005-01-28 01:28:28
        eeek! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 01:30:55
          Glad to know someone's having a worse night than I (n/t) by nix2005-01-28 01:31:39
            you think that's bad? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 01:32:58
              What about... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 01:52:50
                any shift... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 06:16:29
      maybe i should give up while I'm ahead. by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The sites both look the same to me. (n/t) by hieraco2005-01-28 00:53:18
    strange... by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
It is 3:38 in the morning. by raptillicus2005-01-28 00:42:45
  Got a mobile# you can call in on? by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:04:11
If you were asked to play someone by dennismv2005-01-28 00:40:00
  Definitely not. No question about it. by niwikki2005-01-28 07:37:54
    why crazy by dennismv2005-01-28 20:05:13
    wow, interesting reaction by dennismv2005-01-28 15:22:34
  Too bad... by saminz2005-01-28 02:07:28
    just wondering ... by dennismv2005-01-28 02:18:58
      No idea... by saminz2005-01-28 03:18:35
    cool by dennismv2005-01-28 02:13:03
  For how long? by Control2005-01-28 01:35:06
    about 15 min most likely by dennismv2005-01-28 01:39:01
      So, you're actually planning on doing it? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 01:43:14
        yes I am ! by dennismv2005-01-28 01:57:05
          Moving into an apartment right now by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 06:13:45
            cool by dennismv2005-01-28 15:14:59
      Well, if you were to ask nicely by Control2005-01-28 01:40:34
        that's what I'm thinking .. by dennismv2005-01-28 01:53:48
          Excuse me sir, you look like you have a good sense by Control2005-01-28 01:55:14
            do I mention money ? by dennismv2005-01-28 02:42:41
              Wait for their reaction by Control2005-01-28 07:43:18
              depends. by saminz2005-01-28 03:22:39
            wow, that's a good line by dennismv2005-01-28 02:00:28
  I'd probably do it. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 01:01:50
    that makes sense by dennismv2005-01-28 01:06:15
      Yup. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 01:28:33
        asking by dennismv2005-01-28 01:45:54
  Are camera's actualy allowed in Casino's? by hieraco2005-01-28 00:55:59
    in public areas yes by dennismv2005-01-28 00:59:23
      you are correct sir. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 01:00:34
  If someone asked me to play by chrisP2005-01-28 00:53:19
    ya .. by dennismv2005-01-28 01:11:54
      Yup. by chrisP2005-01-28 04:05:20
        yes by dennismv2005-01-28 14:30:11
  If i got paid first and there was no illegal stuff (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-01-28 00:45:14
    how about pay half first and then half later by dennismv2005-01-28 01:03:49
Dutch UFie-meet Diary plug by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Any outlandish people want to join ? by Cokish2005-01-28 01:26:36
    ok, explain by buzzin2005-01-28 01:40:50
      Belgium Fries (chips) by Cokish2005-01-28 01:47:12
ATTN: ag__wyvern by ToLazyToThink2005-01-28 00:12:52
Why do you "throw" a switch, anyway? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-28 00:12:47
  thread killer and esteis kinda have it by unjust2005-01-28 08:09:16
  It's been a loooooong time by thread_killer2005-01-28 05:04:40
  thrown a few... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:06:45
  Because the switch is by moddermonster2005-01-28 01:30:44
  From the days when... by Voltigeur2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The spark as they DISconnected by scissors2005-01-28 02:14:30
  Gather 'round, children.... by Farmer2005-01-28 00:42:35
    *Sits by rocking-chair* by Esteis2005-01-28 00:47:27
      Bwaaahaaaha! :-D (n/t) by Doe2005-01-28 01:05:49
      One story has to do for today... off to bed now! by Farmer2005-01-28 00:51:46
        Aww, Mister, I don't want to go to bed! by Esteis2005-01-28 01:12:43
  Probably from the railway world? by Esteis2005-01-28 00:33:16
  to test the Aerodynamics of it by stacato2005-01-28 00:21:54
  If you hit a lightbulb, the light will go out (n/t by Doe2005-01-28 00:17:44
  To see how far it can fly... (n/t) by cuboci2005-01-28 00:13:26
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2005-01-28 00:10:02
Attn::tskelton by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
Comment Board Trivia by count_02005-01-28 00:04:16
WTCCPPOTD by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Rebuttal Picture by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    All right... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:30:18
    Rebuttal confirmed by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
      mwmwpffrlll by ErniePi2005-01-28 02:14:07
        what kind of coke are we talking about here? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 06:18:19
          (c: The legal kind! (n/t) by ErniePi2005-01-28 08:24:26
    Oh, and I should probably add... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-28 01:49:46
  Cute pictures! I hope... by ahrodie2005-01-28 00:31:10
    Cats seem to know that guys will sleep through by hieraco2005-01-28 00:51:55
      So our ones... by ahrodie2005-01-28 02:25:08
  *smiles* by syren2005-01-28 00:27:27
  What is that thing? A hedgehog? (n/t) by nix2005-01-28 00:27:12
    Oh, silly me... it says so in the title. (n/t) by nix2005-01-28 00:30:04
  They are -so- "Awwwwww..."! by Doe2005-01-28 00:15:36
Commissioned Cartoon by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nice ad by chaotic2005-01-28 07:16:56
  Am I the only one... by flannel2005-01-28 01:42:10
    " in a form that the UF audience would appreciate" (n/t) by jeff_UK2005-01-28 02:51:35
  Hmm. Little bit far fetched to me by Cokish2005-01-28 01:24:27
  It's funny by MikeRF2005-01-28 01:12:01
  nicely done! by lord_dolphin2005-01-28 00:49:41
  We are amused. by Esteis2005-01-28 00:36:35
  OHNOES SELLOUT!!!!1 by LionsPhil2005-01-28 00:17:14
    It's FACTOR, dog gammit, FACTOR! by nix2005-01-28 00:25:30
      Don't shouterise, don't shouterise! by LionsPhil2005-01-28 05:22:23
    LOL! by Illiad2005-01-28 00:18:38
  Comments on that and ads... by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-28 00:10:41
    Not significant. by Illiad2005-01-28 00:14:31
  Alright! (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-01-28 00:09:07
Translations by Nea2005-01-28 00:01:02
  Dutch (not totally FYOSS) by tony_blues2005-01-28 09:14:51
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2005-01-28 00:41:16
    Baldur? (n/t) by Doe2005-01-28 01:17:17
      Baldur by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Aha! by Doe2005-01-28 02:05:45
  german/deutsch (n/t) by stacato2005-01-28 00:03:50
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2005-01-28 03:45:48
    von Babelfish by shred2005-01-28 00:34:35
    von Shred by shred2005-01-28 00:28:09
    by Farmer by Farmer2005-01-28 00:20:54
    by XNeo by XNeo2005-01-28 00:18:42
    Swabian / Schwäbisch by Doe2005-01-28 00:10:49
      Lustklompa würde ich sagen by stacato2005-01-28 00:17:59
        Yep... by Doe2005-01-28 00:31:05
          solange du ab und zu mit ihnen redest by stacato2005-01-28 00:50:04
            Vermutlich... by diGriz2005-01-28 00:53:23
              Muss ich sie auch gießen? by Doe2005-01-28 00:57:34
              das Beispiel war jetzt auch nicht im direkten by stacato2005-01-28 00:55:56
          ... solange Du nicht öfter MIT ihnen redest... (n/ (n/t) by ErniePi2005-01-28 00:47:43
            Nein, andersrum: Sie sprechen zu -mir- ;-) (n/t) by Doe2005-01-28 00:58:53
            man MUSS mit ihnen reden (n/t) by stacato2005-01-28 00:53:50
    von diGriz by diGriz2005-01-28 00:09:51
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  "My mother said, to get things done, by fudje2005-01-28 18:06:53
  "Some day you'll chase a crow a mile for that" by run.dll2005-01-28 13:26:47
  "We only want you to be happy" by voxwoman2005-01-28 07:48:58
  You'll never by frizzgrig2005-01-28 07:24:59
  Dad, "I ain't got no pants!" by Spud312005-01-28 07:20:41
  Dad... by Kickstart2005-01-28 07:02:01
  Dad: "Turn that damned music down!" (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-28 06:57:17
  When all else fails... by abb3w2005-01-28 06:45:50
  Dad: "In a fight, DON'T *EVER* start it... by VCA2005-01-28 06:25:47
  Don't put $rubbish in $bin - I've just emptied it! by defiler2005-01-28 05:54:38
  Dad: There's always room for improvement! by saminz2005-01-28 04:29:58
  <CENSORED>, <CENSORED>, <CENSORED>, you <CENSORED> by adiplomat2005-01-28 03:11:11
  Watch out for kickstart. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2005-01-28 02:53:14
  My father always said: by AshyRaine2005-01-28 02:45:12
  My dad always sai[d|s], by buzzin2005-01-28 01:44:45
    Ouch. That hurts! (n/t) by chrisP2005-01-28 01:57:54
  My father always said: by Voltigeur2005-01-28 01:35:28
    Because incest and morris dancing by Spisefisken2005-01-28 02:10:10
      *sigh* Joke explaination: by Voltigeur2005-01-28 02:56:48
        I got the joke. I just tried to spin on it by Spisefisken2005-01-28 05:21:24
        And then there's the stick and bucket dance.... (n (n/t) by fudje2005-01-28 03:03:02
          That's the one you're not supposed to do at by ErniePi2005-01-28 05:30:30
            You're not supposed to dance at all there! by fudje2005-01-28 17:44:18
  My father always said/say, by Spisefisken2005-01-28 01:24:53
    Do they? by Sojawurst2005-01-28 04:06:45
      It isn't? by Spisefisken2005-01-28 04:21:44
  It's nice when the pain is easing. (n/t) by chrisP2005-01-28 00:27:51
  In calmness, there is the strength! (n/t) by ahrodie2005-01-28 00:24:54
  When are you moving out? by RhombicTomb2005-01-28 00:13:06
  mom always said; by hieraco2005-01-28 00:10:59
    On that last one: by tnglives2005-01-28 03:22:20
  Get out of the basement! by Alcyone2005-01-28 00:06:41
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  velcrodetachableweightedtesticlesbolo (n/t) by ideur2005-01-28 00:04:37

 

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