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Cartoon for Jan 18, 2005
Strip for Jan 18, 2005
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(two tablespoons of vanilla extract) by boardmouse2006-06-09 22:58:04
love it by antimosquito2005-01-19 00:13:30
  you just now got around to reading it? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-19 00:15:51
rollover... rollover... (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 23:59:15
Bush: Better human intelligence needed by diGriz2005-01-18 23:41:42
  Is cabbage for a head considered an asset? (n/t) by kahuana2005-01-18 23:44:18
PSA to people with LJ accounts... by Celticess2005-01-18 23:39:04
  oh man! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 23:44:38
    ok where you could find a link about it by Celticess2005-01-19 00:01:44
    They didn't reneg. Y'all've been Bush-whacked! (n/t) by kahuana2005-01-18 23:47:32
  So their "outage" was ... serendipitous? (n/t) by kahuana2005-01-18 23:43:00
    nope just a fluke by Celticess2005-01-18 23:45:15
      I wonder if it really was afterall. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-19 00:01:02
Do I wish I had a digital camera! by Dazed2005-01-18 23:32:22
  digital camera, smigital mameraras by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 23:42:02
    smigital mameraras? by kahuana2005-01-18 23:48:26
Bah. Silly puzzles... by McNutcase2005-01-18 23:09:22
Bah by purplepineapple2005-01-18 22:55:14
  Waiting for roll-over, eating chocolate ice cream by cuboci2005-01-18 23:05:10
    Why not? by SnArL2005-01-18 23:13:32
      Reminds me of Homer Simpson by cuboci2005-01-18 23:15:41
        lol!! (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-01-18 23:18:04
Man... I hate bugs! by imrambi2005-01-18 22:46:55
New thread/comment in my diary by SnArL2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Man thats costly by imrambi2005-01-18 22:41:05
AARG.. it's too quiet in here (my room) by Freakazoid2005-01-18 21:23:17
  'twas like that last week while my box was down by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 21:27:22
mother board help. by joecrouse2005-01-18 20:59:38
  As always, Google is thy friend. :) by themadkansan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    not very I found most of them by joecrouse2005-01-18 21:17:46
      Duno, man. by themadkansan2005-01-18 21:40:01
I got a sort of IT job! by skippy-ish_guy2005-01-18 20:48:24
  Ew, IIS? by themadkansan2005-01-18 20:51:24
    Unfortunately, I can't control what gets used. by skippy-ish_guy2005-01-18 20:58:23
      Well, you might try pitching it to them. by themadkansan2005-01-18 21:00:22
        Just because it's "Hacked by Chinese" Info Server, by tnglives2005-01-18 21:53:21
          Building a web database app with Access by nedludd2005-01-18 22:21:01
        Tell them that if you get paid... by Kithplana2005-01-18 21:48:41
MikeCDN; now it's your turn to hate me! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 20:29:46
  oooh, have fun (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-18 21:48:03
  Not just his turn by theanomaly2005-01-18 20:31:18
    Ha! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 20:32:14
      dosen't platonic mean... by llamatron2006-11-19 12:55:59
        platinic means to; by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 23:14:39
          So by your definiton, the form of the good would by raptor_872005-01-18 23:22:19
      platonic, adj. derived from play and tonic. by tnglives2005-01-18 21:55:32
        tonic, as in tonic water? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 22:28:02
      We'll want details you know. (n/t) by DesertRat662005-01-18 21:20:11
        I knew it was nothing... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 22:26:44
          oh, I should probably add by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 22:31:39
owh... by cgmeister2005-01-18 20:28:19
  Twist or sprain, maybe? by themadkansan2005-01-18 20:31:08
    Probably not... by cgmeister2005-01-18 21:03:35
      Hmmm.... by LthrOttr2005-01-18 21:12:24
AAAaaahhhhhhh ! It's SNOWING out!!! by hieraco2005-01-18 20:26:56
  Tonight was "blaze your own trail"-night. by kahuana2005-01-18 23:53:29
  Snow good, warmth bad ;) (n/t) by cuboci2005-01-18 23:00:41
  PLEASE by bastetsmuse2005-01-18 20:54:06
    It's already been claimed... by LthrOttr2005-01-18 21:14:14
      No, but if you look at a map... by SnArL2005-01-18 21:36:20
  i'm jealous. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 20:35:13
ATTN:Maniac Joe. by shorty822005-01-18 20:21:29
  Hey Dude... by killerz2982005-02-10 13:51:48
64-bit Linux Live CD? by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 20:19:05
  Ooo, I found one. by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 20:55:00
  for what purpose? installing linux? by Freakazoid2005-01-18 20:32:35
    Just for testing out the system. by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 20:46:35
      well, if it's just for testing by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
        That could work. by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 21:14:56
  Good luck by thread_killer2005-01-18 20:20:15
    gentoo by varikin2005-01-18 21:42:09
    Uh, by jiteo2005-01-18 20:21:26
      I had craptastic luck with Ubuntu by thread_killer2005-01-18 20:24:56
        Not necessarily. by jiteo2005-01-18 20:41:46
Say goodnight, Gracie. by radiowave9112005-01-18 20:18:15
  Good night, Johnboy. (n/t) by themadkansan2005-01-18 20:34:56
  g'night gracie! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 20:32:42
  G'dnight Gracie! by hieraco2005-01-18 20:20:01
ATTN: wtfunkymonkey by UF_Cookbook2005-01-18 20:16:43
  Thank you! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 20:30:32
This definitely does *not* blow! (Huh, Vol. 1?) by jiteo2005-01-18 20:15:11
  *sigh* Drill *NOT FUN* - Live fire *FUN* by hieraco2005-01-18 20:21:29
    Royal Montreal Regiment. by jiteo2005-01-18 20:22:58
      Reserve unit? by hieraco2005-01-18 20:27:57
        Perhaps. by jiteo2005-01-18 20:40:27
anyone up on the Blackberry patent lawsuit/issue? by swisscheese2005-01-18 19:50:59
Promise to self: by hadji2005-01-18 19:36:49
  And just what is wrong by LionsPhil2005-01-18 20:19:12
    Nothing, if you're a cat. by raptor_872005-01-18 20:27:35
  Shutting down. by hadji2005-01-18 19:54:19
    It is now safe to turn off your computer. (n/t) by raptor_872005-01-18 20:01:15
  LART! by Spud312005-01-18 19:41:25
    :-p by hadji2005-01-18 19:42:51
      "~(_8(|) " ? is that a mouse? (n/t) by raptor_872005-01-18 19:44:32
        ~(_8> %%% <8_)~ by hadji2005-01-18 19:50:11
        Homer Simpson. by hadji2005-01-18 19:45:56
  *looks for weaponry* (n/t) by KrakensDen2005-01-18 19:37:38
Thank you AV Software! by radiowave9112005-01-18 19:34:18
Computer repair cost questions. by shorty822005-01-18 19:26:40
  Well... by benjy2005-01-18 19:54:26
  Warning: Students tend to be worst about by tnglives2005-01-18 19:40:31
    I probably write up a disclaimer. (n/t) by shorty822005-01-18 19:56:15
    One of the guys I Lived with at College Park. by joecrouse2005-01-18 19:44:19
      I've heard of administrations re-writing by swisscheese2005-01-18 20:00:54
  In a dorm room? by thread_killer2005-01-18 19:37:40
    I don't drink and don't look at pron. (n/t) by shorty822005-01-18 19:39:42
      Dates? Women *love* guys who can fix stuff. by hadji2005-01-18 19:41:14
  If they don't allow you to charge cash, by gaygeek2005-01-18 19:35:54
  What's our cut? ;-) (n/t) by hadji2005-01-18 19:34:15
  I usually do about 20-30 an hour baed on by evilsysadmin2005-01-18 19:31:24
Something very strange just happened. by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 19:18:23
  A friend of mine... by Kickstart2005-01-18 19:36:17
  Don't worry. That's not _infinitely_ improbable. by tnglives2005-01-18 19:22:56
    Oh no, not again (n/t) by evilsysadmin2005-01-18 19:32:46
  hey, can I contact you offboard? by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 19:20:03
    Yeah sure. by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 20:22:04
I'm trying to fix the laptop of a guy down the by shorty822005-01-18 19:04:38
  If you have a windows Xp or 2k3 Server cd by airRaid52006-11-19 12:55:59
  If you got access to the campus network I suggest by joecrouse2005-01-18 19:46:32
  Unless it's really really really old hard drive by hadji2005-01-18 19:11:55
    its not possoible to do a low level by Astro-g2005-01-18 20:24:49
      I did one last night. That computer now by shorty822005-01-18 20:59:25
      I'm not shure about "not possible" by Freakazoid2005-01-18 20:35:50
        You can do a zero-pack. by themadkansan2005-01-18 21:08:14
    Alright, do you know which tool on TUBCD would be by shorty822005-01-18 19:14:25
      under "More Tools" by imwacc02005-01-18 20:27:29
      Whassa TUBCD? (n/t) by hadji2005-01-18 19:22:19
        The Ultimate Boot CD. (n/t) by shorty822005-01-18 19:27:09
          According to Sourceforge, it has by hadji2005-01-18 19:31:17
  Bet the HDD's gone toast. by themadkansan2005-01-18 19:08:31
    There is only one partition on this machine by shorty822005-01-18 19:12:51
      If no partitions are showing... by themadkansan2005-01-18 19:15:30
        One partition shows up. (n/t) by shorty822005-01-18 19:16:48
  Use Fdisk by phezult2005-01-18 19:08:02
weird... by cybergeek2005-01-18 18:51:05
  some use the old style connectors by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 18:54:00
    so odds are it won't go "FZZT!" if i plug it in? (n/t) by cybergeek2005-01-18 18:54:50
      if the plug fits..... (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 18:56:02
Nice FreeCycle find for me. by joecrouse2005-01-18 18:46:23
  oh and a Netgear eather net card. by joecrouse2005-01-18 18:55:27
  Anything free is worth something (n/t) by thread_killer2005-01-18 18:51:35
Click here to waste time!!! by Pi in binary2005-01-18 18:18:21
  Charlie Brown. by themadkansan2005-01-18 18:33:45
  I am most like Hobbes by thread_killer2005-01-18 18:19:34
do you need to play with jumpers by cybergeek2005-01-18 18:05:29
  SATA and ATA are different controllers. by themadkansan2005-01-18 18:35:53
    think of it as a ATA and scsi by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 18:41:27
      so if the PATA is set up with a smart by cybergeek2005-01-18 18:47:57
        Don't use Cable Select. by themadkansan2005-01-18 18:56:21
        nope by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 18:55:14
          hokay, thanks (n/t) by cybergeek2005-01-18 18:59:03
Heart attack averted. Just got some great news. by rook_mtl2005-01-18 18:03:45
web language by dennismv2005-01-18 18:01:21
  My take on it. by Pic2005-01-18 19:07:01
    mod_perl by dennismv2005-01-18 20:19:26
  it depends on the website by deadweasle2005-01-18 18:43:11
    it's a complex site by dennismv2005-01-18 19:01:16
      It's not what it can do that the other can't by deadweasle2005-01-18 19:47:32
      I've never worked with JSP by Nessalc2005-01-18 19:09:36
        Aesthetic appeal by dennismv2005-01-18 20:20:51
So is DP on AJ's head a Foxtrot tribute? (n/t) by hadji2005-01-18 18:00:01
  He's been riding around up there a lot lately. (n/ (n/t) by Spud312005-01-18 18:03:39
    Maybe AJ has a by hadji2005-01-18 18:15:14
regarding by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
How do I fix the backspace key in Unix? by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  here's a possible solution by Nessalc2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks. I'll look into it more tomorrow. (n/t) by shorty822005-01-18 18:49:39
    Yep, you need to edit terminfo and recompile by jedidiahstott2005-01-18 18:01:36
Random product question. Would you buy this? by AndyA2005-01-18 17:30:25
  No by Arachnid2005-01-18 17:47:57
    Yeah, that's roughtly what I decided in the end. by AndyA2005-01-18 18:07:27
      Like by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ive heard rumors of such a device but.... by joecrouse2005-01-18 19:52:00
        *counts to 3 on his fingers* by tnglives2005-01-18 19:13:25
        I was thinking a little smaller. by AndyA2005-01-18 19:06:40
Ok folks, y'all need to post faster by thread_killer2005-01-18 17:19:52
  Entertainment: the final chapter. I promise. by Pi in binary2005-01-18 18:01:07
    Those are pretty good by thread_killer2005-01-18 18:07:57
      how bout online proximity? (n/t) by joecrouse2005-01-18 19:55:59
  Entertainment III by Pi in binary2005-01-18 17:59:09
  A webcomic list by raptor_872005-01-18 17:57:59
  Entertainment: part two by Pi in binary2005-01-18 17:57:09
  Entertainment. by Pi in binary2005-01-18 17:42:43
  Hah! It's like the Looney Tunes dancing frog. by Mad_Peter2005-01-18 17:37:19
    Yeah, that seems about right by thread_killer2005-01-18 17:38:27
      "Send me a kiss by wire, by Mad_Peter2005-01-18 17:40:39
        Clicky! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
          Just what the doctor ordered! by ManiacJoe2005-01-18 19:16:31
            More what exactly? by shorty822005-01-18 19:19:15
              Any from bugs, daffy, etc. by ManiacJoe2005-01-18 19:23:46
                Give me a while. I'll go through my collection by shorty822005-01-18 19:30:34
                  Just in case you are missing some. by ManiacJoe2005-01-18 19:37:34
          Boy did that sound funny by thread_killer2005-01-18 17:45:09
            Hehehehe! (n/t) by shorty822005-01-18 17:45:49
  right.... by thephilosifer2005-01-18 17:31:25
    Rommel taught Patton everything he knew by thread_killer2005-01-18 17:34:20
      true.... by thephilosifer2005-01-18 17:44:25
        Rommels defeat was partially do by thread_killer2005-01-18 17:49:49
          and who's fualt was that? (n/t) by thephilosifer2005-01-18 18:24:49
  Entertains by frohike2005-01-18 17:21:17
    Encore! Encore! by thread_killer2005-01-18 17:24:17
Help, please by Pi in binary2005-01-18 17:13:06
  There's a win32 freeciv by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cygwin, maybe? (n/t) by themadkansan2005-01-18 17:14:44
video card question: by cybergeek2005-01-18 16:49:41
  Just file off the pieces that don't fit. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 21:12:29
  Should work. by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If it fits, it should be fine by Arachnid2005-01-18 16:53:56
A new gamer holiday! by thephilosifer2005-01-18 16:42:13
  right details.... by thephilosifer2005-01-18 17:10:51
  so few left to convert (n/t) by Nightwind2005-01-18 17:01:07
    but there are still some... (n/t) by thephilosifer2005-01-18 17:01:56
  must...resist...temptation... by Nessalc2005-01-18 16:46:30
    Oh, c'mon. There's a herd of us here. by Spud312005-01-18 17:04:10
    ok ok ok... i know by thephilosifer2005-01-18 16:50:07
  Mmm... Control Alt Delete... (n/t) by raptor_872005-01-18 16:44:39
    Tragically l337 by Nessalc2005-01-18 16:47:43
      to true.... (N/T) by thephilosifer2005-01-18 16:50:40
Look! Up ahead! by Llyr2005-01-18 16:35:01
  The Arbiter! Our savior! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 16:46:20
    This one's Containment... by Llyr2005-01-18 16:55:45
Darwin at work: by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Last words; "Look at what I can still do" by swisscheese2005-01-18 17:30:50
  Ring-a-ling-a-ding! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  Bugmenot's login info for the site not working. (n (n/t) by shorty822005-01-18 16:43:39
    Seconded... by Elessar2005-01-18 16:53:28
      Try this: by lab rat2005-01-18 17:01:35
  Oooh, what local idiocy has been perpetrated now? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-18 16:37:42
    Some idiot pulling a Lisa/lab rat without by lab rat2005-01-18 17:02:26
<singing>A geeking we will go! by NOLAWitch2005-01-18 16:12:48
  You are such a geek. (n/t) by lab rat2005-01-18 17:03:00
HELP: CD's that refuse to play in computers by Nightwind2005-01-18 16:05:52
  any ideas on how to break it by Nightwind2005-01-18 16:57:18
    Can CDex rip it? by themadkansan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hold shift? by Fandango2005-01-18 16:08:09
    windows 98 by Nightwind2005-01-18 16:34:00
      Guessing... by Arachnid2005-01-18 16:36:19
        blody... by Nightwind2005-01-18 16:50:27
          See if there's anything you don't recognize by hobbs2005-01-18 17:10:58
That's nice. Or is it? by Khaar2005-01-18 16:01:11
  (*splutter*) They mailed them near the same time? by HadEnuf2005-01-18 16:18:10
  you got a credit card and you don't like it? by shminux2005-01-18 16:09:03
    Well, I will. by Khaar2005-01-18 16:48:53
ATTN: UFie Birthday Squad and Celticess by mortaine2005-01-18 15:55:55
  Thankyou everyone and thankyou Mortaine! :) by celticess2005-01-18 16:13:11
    Sent global priority mail by mortaine2005-01-18 16:53:31
Haiku Challenge, Part 2: Tankas by SnappingTurtle2005-01-18 15:47:34
  So, are we done? by Michiel2005-01-18 16:20:58
    Yes! Excellent job! by SnappingTurtle2005-01-18 17:05:25
    I'm off to bed, too... by Hessofanes2005-01-18 16:39:37
      I don't think there is a part 3. by Michiel2005-01-18 16:44:17
        Ok, then I'm off. :) by Hessofanes2005-01-18 16:48:05
          You check my diary regularly? by Michiel2005-01-18 17:01:20
            Sure I do. by Hessofanes2005-01-19 13:44:01
  DP by VCA2005-01-18 16:10:06
  A.J. by Hessofanes2005-01-18 16:00:16
  Hmmm. by Mad_Peter2005-01-18 15:59:13
  The internet. by Michiel2005-01-18 15:59:11
  Ramen Noodles by LthrOttr2005-01-18 15:55:13
    That reminds me I went to get chicken flavour by celticess2005-01-18 16:21:29
    LOL! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-01-18 15:56:04
Caffeine discussion : by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sleep, sleep, sleep by evilsysadmin2005-01-18 19:17:54
  If you drink one less pop a day by Dazed2005-01-18 18:07:08
    Actually, you can drink too much water. by hadji2005-01-18 19:20:25
      Wow! by Dazed2005-01-18 22:40:28
  More specifically, it seemed to actually be the by hadji2005-01-18 17:57:37
  err. diet cola? by AndyA2005-01-18 16:42:09
  balls by thephilosifer2005-01-18 16:31:30
    You mean, Bawls. (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-18 16:32:50
  Three Penguin Mints (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-18 16:14:19
  Green, black, or oolong tea. by mortaine2005-01-18 15:58:04
  Tea by miathet2005-01-18 15:55:05
  I know, you said you didn't like coffee, by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-18 15:49:09
  Caffeine pills by Bellator2005-01-18 15:48:47
I hate this. by Khaar2005-01-18 15:37:39
  The $64,000.00 question is though,, by Dad2TZK2005-01-18 15:40:23
  And? Did you lock? (n/t) by klaranth2005-01-18 15:39:06
    Yup. by Khaar2005-01-18 15:41:03
      I have that problem a lot. by Kickstart2005-01-18 15:47:18
        My evaluation period expired. by Khaar2005-01-18 15:59:12
Blatantly stolen Funnies by Fandango2005-01-18 15:37:37
  Haha! Very good. :) (n/t) by Michiel2005-01-18 15:46:52
Arrggg!!! Stupid Tables by schwing12005-01-18 15:34:30
Haiku Challenge, Part 1 by SnappingTurtle2005-01-18 15:00:27
  Ode To Miranda by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 15:41:19
    Hmmmm.. mods? Can we get a ruling on this? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-01-18 15:43:29
      the haiku silly! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 15:45:44
        I liked it by SnappingTurtle2005-01-18 15:48:38
  Monkey? by SnappingTurtle2005-01-18 15:29:14
    sorry, I ended up with *work* to do. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 15:36:42
      Quick! WHip it out! by SnappingTurtle2005-01-18 15:37:38
        you asked for it. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 15:42:01
      Nap! (n/t) by hadji2005-01-18 15:37:22
  Snapping Turtle wanders by by hieraco2005-01-18 15:28:07
    tanka by SnappingTurtle2005-01-18 15:51:56
      MMMMM! Braaaaaaains... (n/t) by Mad_Peter2005-01-18 16:24:01
  Hm.. Never written a haiku before. by Michiel2005-01-18 15:18:32
  *skimming through dictionaries* by Hessofanes2005-01-18 15:17:02
  Let's see by VCA2005-01-18 15:12:56
  Eat this! by Mad_Peter2005-01-18 15:12:26
  Hmmm.. by LthrOttr2005-01-18 15:08:03
    correction... by LthrOttr2005-01-18 15:09:11
      typo #2... by LthrOttr2005-01-18 15:15:46
  Just for kicks. by williamashbless2005-01-18 15:07:35
    tanka by SnappingTurtle2005-01-18 15:51:23
Incoming Particle Storm, Captain! ____Shields up! by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Clear sky by wheresthefish2005-01-18 16:08:45
    Don't be suprised if you do by hieraco2005-01-18 19:15:40
  AAAaaahhhhhhh ! Finaly got a tripod by hieraco2005-01-18 15:30:17
  that's a big blizard toxin by Nightwind2005-01-18 15:26:06
    -60, which is cold in either version of by toxin2005-01-18 15:29:23
      i know about -30... i've been there... by Nightwind2005-01-18 15:32:38
        Got a spare $2500 in airfare? Be glad to, if you by toxin2005-01-18 15:35:06
  Wish I weren't so far south, with partial clouds by HadEnuf2005-01-18 15:04:42
  Stupid cloudy sky and fog..... by Fandango2005-01-18 15:01:23
I have NO work to do for the next 55 minutes. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:52:57
  Yay! Borked computer! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 15:34:12
    Okay. Now I'm just mad. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 15:53:08
      Sounds like a perfect salesperson. by miathet2005-01-18 15:56:41
  No work to do means one thing... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 15:03:43
    Hee-Hee! by schwing12005-01-18 15:39:17
    Adventures in Public Transportation by MikeCDN2005-01-18 15:24:40
      Oh yes! by hieraco2005-01-18 15:35:29
        Icky by MikeCDN2005-01-18 15:40:53
        At least you have adventures... by Hessofanes2005-01-18 15:40:51
      Have I told you lately that i *WHACK!* you? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 15:35:14
  I had a nap at lunch :) by MikeCDN2005-01-18 14:57:02
    *WHACK!* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 15:06:41
      In Soviet Russia, Monkey Whacks You! by MikeCDN2005-01-18 15:17:18
  Yes! by hadji2005-01-18 14:55:53
    now if you could just call my boss... (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 15:04:44
Argh!!! Office politics!!! by farfalla2005-01-18 14:49:38
  just today? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:55:10
    More so today than usual by farfalla2005-01-18 15:14:39
UF productivity virus strikes again. by imperito2005-01-18 14:46:25
  Mwahahahaha!!! (n/t) by UFPV2005-01-18 14:53:38
  it took me about 3 solid days to do that by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:50:18
Question... by Bellator2005-01-18 14:40:41
  Someone must be channeling Ed Gein by JerseyGirl2005-01-18 14:45:33
  Are you reading this somewhere, or writing it? (n/ (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-18 14:45:13
    I'm reading it... by Bellator2005-01-18 15:11:26
  now somebody needs to ask When... (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:45:00
  Were you planning on retiring to a chicken farm? by webishop2005-01-18 14:43:11
  WTH are you talking about? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:42:55
  Why would you want to know? (n/t) by OnDemand2005-01-18 14:42:08
Board Game Announcement by SnappingTurtle2005-01-18 14:25:16
  Why not? (n/t) by VCA2005-01-18 14:51:12
  Give it a shot, me. (n/t) by Mad_Peter2005-01-18 14:49:16
  I think I'm in.... should be able to manage. (n/t) by LthrOttr2005-01-18 14:46:31
  (joins up) :) (n/t) by Hessofanes2005-01-18 14:37:04
  I'll play. by Michiel2005-01-18 14:37:04
    It involves creative writing by SnappingTurtle2005-01-18 14:38:51
      uhoh (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:40:07
        (thought the same) (n/t) by Hessofanes2005-01-18 14:40:35
          i'm am *so* not a creative person. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:43:18
            With a nick like that you claim uncreativity? by SnappingTurtle2005-01-18 14:44:24
              WTF and FunkyMonkey by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:48:11
                By that logic... by SnappingTurtle2005-01-18 14:49:42
                  FreedLegrunK! by adiplomat2005-01-18 14:56:38
                    'fraid not. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 15:32:53
  I'll play by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:27:45
    Since your fellow players are waiting.. by LthrOttr2005-01-18 15:27:59
Housing update again by celticess2005-01-18 14:24:00
  Ok looks now like by celticess2005-01-18 15:34:13
  Wishing you good news (n/t) by swingfroggy2005-01-18 14:44:10
    Thankyou :) by celticess2005-01-18 14:52:34
  Fingers toes and other bits crossed! (n/t) by toxin2005-01-18 14:38:50
    while your around got a WHMIS question by celticess2005-01-18 14:47:11
      Worksafe BC does not have a WHMIS / MSDS section by toxin2005-01-18 15:08:55
        BTW, if they tell you to get the infor from WCB, by toxin2005-01-18 15:10:41
          Ahh ok thanks by celticess2005-01-18 15:15:22
            Found the WCB of BC stuff by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Thankyou for the links :) (n/t) by celticess2005-01-18 15:35:24
    Someone didn't do error checking...:-) (n/t) by OnDemand2005-01-18 14:40:58
The Madness of King George by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Some of the comments that follow . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 14:37:21
    That one's scary, for sure! by adiplomat2005-01-18 14:50:37
  *sees toxin hauled off to GITMO again* by DaNutBall2005-01-18 14:30:27
  I'll give him one thing by DesertRat662005-01-18 14:26:48
    In terms of historical impact Carter was a by toxin2005-01-18 14:32:17
      The mark of a truly great manager is by Peace_man2005-01-18 15:26:17
/. poll: "How many frags do you get in one shot?" by DaNutBall2005-01-18 14:21:06
  **Real men discharge into the lava by Tars_Tarkas2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Like shooting the lava in Descent? (n/t) by raptor_872005-01-18 15:49:11
      Like taking the lightning gun, also known as by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-18 15:54:50
  We purposefully lined up about 5 people one time. by bwkaz2005-01-18 15:03:07
  But the real question, IMO, is, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 14:50:01
    That depends on the weapon and physics engine by raptor_872005-01-18 14:55:12
  usually just one by raptor_872005-01-18 14:39:32
  Real men use the chainsaw (n/t) by Bellator2005-01-18 14:29:01
  I think the most I've gotten was 4 by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:25:58
  I've had 6 before by DesertRat662005-01-18 14:24:31
  **Real gamers use crowbars (n/t) by TheJediDuck2005-01-18 14:24:11
Italian language assistance, please by gaygeek2005-01-18 14:18:00
  I think... by zelda2005-01-18 15:07:13
    You're correct by andyz2005-01-18 16:25:46
      Thanks to all of you! by gaygeek2005-01-18 17:52:00
  "ciao bella" is always good by flatlander2005-01-18 14:21:58
This just in: Hadji can be such a doofus. by hadji2005-01-18 14:11:54
  I got you beat today by evilsysadmin2005-01-18 14:20:23
    lmFao! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:28:11
  This Just In: We Already Knew That (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:16:37
    :-p (n/t) by hadji2005-01-18 14:17:59
"I'll take it in the rear" by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:11:27
  Once again - gutter days: by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
    mmmmm... gutters... by DaNutBall2005-01-18 14:27:42
      the humidity practically makes you drip by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:30:02
        Nice. Very nice. by DaNutBall2005-01-18 14:33:16
          It never gets dry, we use plenty of lotions & oils (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:34:45
            WOOHOO! by DaNutBall2005-01-18 14:54:21
  What is Gutter Friday? by murdurouspsycho2005-01-18 14:17:45
    Well, on Fridays around here.. by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Oftentimes there are food fights, too. by Spud312005-01-18 14:26:01
        you mean like jello wrasslin'? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:28:39
          Jello, pudding, cheesecake, ice cream, etc. by Spud312005-01-18 14:29:33
            cheesecake week by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:32:29
              *throws cheese cake at wtfmonkey* by murdurouspsycho2005-01-18 14:34:38
                s/wtfmonkey/wtfunkymonkey (n/t) by murdurouspsycho2005-01-18 14:38:24
                  wow, i didn't even notice. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:41:17
                *tackles murdurouspsycho* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:38:05
  White board: What would be your ideal Valentine's by DesertRat662005-01-18 14:15:51
    I.. don't get it. o_O (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-18 16:28:45
    That's freaking HILARIOUS! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:18:28
      Some women got it by DesertRat662005-01-18 14:28:44
        nice! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 14:31:17
    Clarification by DesertRat662005-01-18 14:16:49
Win2k network printer help... by OnDemand2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Windows 2k Professional by bstan22005-01-18 18:13:42
ATTN: other members of the Tuesday writers' group by lucidpsyche2005-01-18 14:00:13
  Getting there. (n/t) by klaranth2005-01-18 15:37:13
  No esta.... by mortaine2005-01-18 14:10:05
"Ran out of oxygen..." by Myke2005-01-18 13:43:24
  update by Myke2005-01-18 14:16:45
  especially with such poor air circulation as that. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 13:45:04
XP Question by evilsysadmin2005-01-18 13:39:51
  I belive I saw this somewhere... by OnDemand2005-01-18 14:20:27
    Does anyone know if this will work? (n/t) by OnDemand2005-01-18 14:39:40
  The Right Thing is to replace the software package by McNutcase2005-01-18 13:56:31
    There is only 1 app we still have that wants you t by evilsysadmin2005-01-18 13:58:53
      In that case create a group and then give by airborneric2005-01-18 14:00:38
      Fair enough. You're doing your best. by McNutcase2005-01-18 14:00:26
  Only way I know to do it by airborneric2005-01-18 13:52:44
    Actually - you can use MMC by airborneric2005-01-18 13:55:53
      This I think will work by evilsysadmin2005-01-18 14:04:03
        Computer Management MMC by altordwm2005-01-18 14:48:53
  Hmm? by MikeCDN2005-01-18 13:43:40
    Wrong on that last part. by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 13:46:07
      hmm okay by MikeCDN2005-01-18 13:54:14
  Install Linux. by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 13:43:27
  Honestly I don't know. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 13:42:55
  Add user A to the group Admin by sjay2005-01-18 13:42:35
    That should do it. by chrisP2005-01-18 13:56:22
      That might allow the user to map drives by airborneric2005-01-18 13:57:40
        Ugh! That's correct, of course. by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
*hanging on on W:ET server* by williamashbless2005-01-18 13:24:36
  I'll be in sometime soon I'm sure (n/t) by Ihavebigpiranha2005-01-18 14:57:55
  I'll be home in ~1 hr, you gonna wait that long? (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 13:43:13
  Still haven't re-installed it. by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 13:37:29
  Hrm. by arktus2005-01-18 13:30:42
    :( (n/t) by williamashbless2005-01-18 13:33:08
      :) (Hopefully he'll go easy on me) (n/t) by williamashbless2005-01-18 13:37:56
Hallo. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-01-18 13:15:42
  Hej! (n/t) by hieraco2005-01-18 15:42:05
  Pronto. (n/t) by farfalla2005-01-18 15:26:22
  Moshi-moshi (n/t) by swingfroggy2005-01-18 14:54:04
  Allo? Allo? Qui est a l'appareil? (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-18 14:08:35
    I am not on the apparatus. by kelli2172005-01-18 14:43:23
  Saluton (n/t) by archnerd2005-01-18 14:04:06
  Ack. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-18 14:01:12
  Pozdravljeni. by Khaar2005-01-18 13:58:27
  Hallå. (n/t) by bad_persimmons2005-01-18 13:40:29
  Hoi (n/t) by ttlogic2005-01-18 13:38:38
  Guten tag. by murdurouspsycho2005-01-18 13:28:33
  Ahoy-hoy. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 13:24:19
  EHLO (n/t) by VCA2005-01-18 13:23:27
  Halo. (n/t) by raptor_872005-01-18 13:19:12
    Hola. (n/t) by themadkansan2005-01-18 13:34:46
    Lol! by murdurouspsycho2005-01-18 13:27:59
Pun-ishment Thread! by Kickstart2005-01-18 13:10:08
  I'm not all that Fonda puns man; by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 13:11:43
Why do I tend to complicate just about everything? by Khaar2005-01-18 13:08:21
  Human (Male ) nature. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-01-18 14:11:48
  Why is that crazy? by HadEnuf2005-01-18 13:14:15
    Actually... by Khaar2005-01-18 13:18:24
      (*gnurgh*) by HadEnuf2005-01-18 14:09:27
Looks like I did it again. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:59:18
  Woot 9th :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-18 13:33:54
  GAH! Must . . . resist . . . UFPV by HadEnuf2005-01-18 13:10:40
    eh? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 13:29:35
      User Friendly Productivity Virus by UFPV2005-01-18 13:32:45
        Does anyone else think by Eric3_141592005-01-18 13:35:32
          MWUAHAHAHAAHAHA! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 13:39:39
        Oh! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 13:35:02
    Uh huh... (n/t) by UFPV2005-01-18 13:19:42
      OK, do I want to ask, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 14:20:38
        #$%#@#$ Can't type, forgetting tags *#@$@ by HadEnuf2005-01-18 14:22:13
  Oops, you did it again? (n/t) by DesertRat662005-01-18 13:07:13
    I played with your heart. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 13:08:11
  And this is how many posts you have created? by Dad2TZK2005-01-18 13:02:19
    Yes, yes it is. by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
Whee. by Llyr2005-01-18 12:30:58
  That reminds me... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 13:47:00
  That reminds me... by SnArL2005-01-18 13:38:01
  That reminds me, I need an audition piece. by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 13:25:17
    You guys have tryouts? (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-18 16:25:09
      Yup, and I need music. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 16:45:06
    mmm... juicy stake... (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 13:32:32
  *goes off to class* (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-18 12:48:56
    *goes off to sing Scottish songs to her flasks* (n (n/t) by zelda2005-01-18 13:08:31
      now *that* sounds like a plan! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 13:10:04
        Erm, laboratory flasks. by zelda2005-01-18 13:37:58
          awwwww... I was thinking whiskey. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 13:40:43
  Hey, it's better than that accursed song by Da_Pineapple2005-01-18 12:40:50
    Which was? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:49:38
      O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2005-01-18 12:53:45
        better than O-Town - Liquid Dreams though (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 13:01:25
  Sound like titles of by hadji2005-01-18 12:38:50
    ^^ by Llyr2005-01-18 12:41:39
      As long as it wasn't "The Last Call." by hadji2005-01-18 12:45:06
        :P indeed. (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-18 12:46:25
  Whee by Fandango2005-01-18 12:36:03
    something like that. (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-18 12:37:46
$random denim dungarees today by flatlander2005-01-18 12:29:24
  so there is a good side to it. by plblark2005-01-18 12:35:05
    aye, 'tis an ill wind indeed by flatlander2005-01-18 12:43:48
      yes, it is by plblark2005-01-18 13:02:33
        {{{flatlander}}} by SnArL2005-01-18 13:39:45
-Better- jihad of the day. by arktus2005-01-18 12:25:33
  I have resorted to wearing loafers by thread_killer2005-01-18 13:11:22
  Ever been to Singapore? by HadEnuf2005-01-18 12:42:51
    True by TechisSO2005-01-18 12:54:12
      I'm not surprised considering by swingfroggy2005-01-18 15:05:30
    apparently no need to clean up by shminux2005-01-18 12:51:14
      same in S Korea (from experience here) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 13:07:41
  i got lost on my way to the end of that post by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:28:26
  yes! Security cameras to every stall! by shminux2005-01-18 12:26:41
    Don't laugh by swingfroggy2005-01-18 15:02:41
    and live web feeds! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:29:03
      cheap watersport for masses! by shminux2005-01-18 12:34:31
        I love watersports! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:37:55
          I just drive the boat. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-18 12:42:01
            ge, i wonder what *that's* a euphamism for. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 13:02:27
        Your fault. Not mine. (n/t) by arktus2005-01-18 12:35:16
Considering the cold snap we just came out of, by Peace_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The global warming, it doesn't work like you think by kelli2172005-01-18 15:01:34
    Did you actually *read* the linked article? by HadEnuf2005-01-18 16:07:44
      Quibble: by Mad_Peter2005-01-18 17:09:21
    thats why the preferred term now is Climate Change (n/t) by gibuu2005-01-18 15:34:09
    So - don't leave home without your umbrella? by Peace_man2005-01-18 15:34:04
  it'll be there. The warming. by shminux2005-01-18 12:25:37
    So will the ice age. by BloodyViking2005-01-18 13:08:17
About two and a half weeks ago by hadji2005-01-18 12:17:43
  *WHACK!* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:30:02
  Better hydration by HadEnuf2005-01-18 12:29:19
    The carb based food pyramid is based on by evilsysadmin2005-01-18 12:45:28
      Very much agreed on avoiding "crapola" by HadEnuf2005-01-18 13:07:37
  Mountain dew contains by imrambi2005-01-18 12:22:10
  I once heard somewhere by Llyr2005-01-18 12:21:56
  Approx 140 empty calories per can? (n/t) by ManiacJoe2005-01-18 12:19:22
    But like I said, I still drink sodas. by hadji2005-01-18 12:34:36
      Drink diet. by esbita2005-01-18 13:10:44
        I'm allergic to diet. by hadji2005-01-18 14:13:07
        No, drink *water* by HadEnuf2005-01-18 13:23:28
          Yeah I know... by esbita2005-01-18 18:58:45
          I know. But my will power is weak and pathetic. by hadji2005-01-18 14:13:35
            It stops being "will power", very quickly by HadEnuf2005-01-18 14:30:13
              No ill effects? by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
                I'm afraid this comes from the same lobby . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 15:27:45
                Well, let's put it this way by swingfroggy2005-01-18 15:26:41
              Stevia? Never heard of it. Have to look it up. ( (n/t) by hadji2005-01-18 14:49:48
                Herbal sweetener, quite potent by HadEnuf2005-01-18 14:58:30
                  I don't like the aftertaste... by esbita2005-01-18 18:43:23
Jihad of the day. by dodrian2005-01-18 12:08:35
  Nope, wrong. by mortaine2005-01-18 12:20:22
    WRONG! by dodrian2005-01-18 12:28:01
      Wrong! by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 13:36:47
      Er, no. by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Tsk tsk. by dodrian2005-01-18 12:54:05
          No, they're not. by nin_man2005-01-18 13:07:32
          Clearly this is a true jihad for you. by BloodyViking2005-01-18 13:05:02
            ;P by dodrian2005-01-18 13:30:49
              s/I'm/I've been/ ? ;-) (n/t) by Elessar2005-01-18 13:32:34
      Nope. by mortaine2005-01-18 12:40:03
        If you ever by dodrian2005-01-18 12:57:19
      Business letters are a different matter. by AndyA2005-01-18 12:35:34
  Thats funny by imrambi2005-01-18 12:19:22
    *Thwap* by dodrian2005-01-18 12:22:15
      *WHACK!* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:25:09
        *BANG* by imrambi2005-01-18 12:28:06
          You mean like, *KABLOOIE*? (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-18 12:32:45
            *POW* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:38:31
              Can't touch this by imrambi2005-01-18 12:41:09
                oh man! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:48:02
                  if you want them by imrambi2005-01-18 12:50:15
                    Dangit, I must have forgotten by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:54:51
                      or they were tanslated by imrambi2005-01-18 12:55:58
                There's a correct kind? (n/t) by arktus2005-01-18 12:45:42
                  I don't know by imrambi2005-01-18 12:46:47
          *viciously attacks imrambi's d* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:30:51
            That was joker (n/t) by imrambi2005-01-18 12:32:50
  Why does it matter? (n/t) by McGowan2005-01-18 12:10:15
    The ugly, folded envelope back by dodrian2005-01-18 12:12:45
Difficult web design problem. by nhlinux2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Fixed by nhlinux2005-01-18 12:13:31
  Site appears UFied. (n/t) by shorty822005-01-18 12:09:08
    Of course as soon as I say that the page comes by shorty822005-01-18 12:10:17
  Ooh, thanks. by Arachnid2005-01-18 12:07:24
  Not happening, here by Arachnid2005-01-18 12:04:51
    ^ IE6, Firefox 1. (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-18 12:05:12
  I'm getting tired of searching for the style. by Khaar2005-01-18 12:03:39
    As for items like those... by Khaar2005-01-18 12:05:37
      Now I remember... by Khaar2005-01-18 12:14:39
      Nobr isn't standard, unfortunately. (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-18 12:11:58
        Correction: Not unfortunately by Arachnid2005-01-18 12:13:13
Postive story from Iraq: by Sweethart2005-01-18 11:43:40
  That is awesome! by airborneric2005-01-18 12:22:17
  Thats one difficult story to read... (n/t) by McGowan2005-01-18 11:45:19
    Here's an easy to read link... by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
      One of the commenters got it right. by McGowan2005-01-18 11:52:56
      it got me earlier as well. by McGowan2005-01-18 11:48:33
The drums beat, the trumpets blow... by HeroWar2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hehhheh, you said blow. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 11:39:37
    Heheheh... I need TP for my bumhole... (n/t) by HeroWar2005-01-18 11:42:34
      *head asplodes* (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 11:44:05
        *scrapes up pile of asploded monkey head* by dire_lobo2005-01-18 11:47:38
          *Plants chia pet thingie i a vase* by murdurouspsycho2005-01-18 12:14:23
            *grows* (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:26:26
              *pours miracle grow on wtfunkymonkey* by murdurouspsycho2005-01-18 12:35:03
                I suddenly seem more erect than usual. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:39:36
                  Uhh... by murdurouspsycho2005-01-18 13:32:56
Gone for the rest of the day. by Sweethart2005-01-18 11:33:20
  "A spanking! A spanking! There's going to be a by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 13:29:56
    butt rubbing (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 13:33:20
  Oh, but we always misbehave. Spank us! Spank us! by HadEnuf2005-01-18 12:13:43
  *misbehaves* (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 11:56:23
  Don't threaten spanking, I'm afraid there might by dire_lobo2005-01-18 11:35:09
  How about behave like we always do? by Spud312005-01-18 11:34:32
    Mistress? Does that mean you're a by dire_lobo2005-01-18 11:37:06
      {{{dire_lobo}}} by Spud312005-01-18 11:42:13
        Pictures Spud31 in a leather dominatrix outfit by SnArL2005-01-18 13:01:07
          Watch out. by Spud312005-01-18 13:24:12
          (*drools*) by HadEnuf2005-01-18 13:02:38
            Thanks. by Spud312005-01-18 13:24:45
              And what's wrong with noticing . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 14:07:05
                :-) (n/t) by Spud312005-01-18 14:23:22
        kewl :-) by dire_lobo2005-01-18 11:48:19
          Having a rough day today. by Spud312005-01-18 11:59:31
Coders should NOT be alowed near hardware! by Khaar2005-01-18 11:31:48
  Not always true; but, then, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 12:12:12
  MUWAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHA! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 11:33:15
    At least I didn't press it. by Khaar2005-01-18 11:55:05
Attn: UFies who Cook by UF_Cookbook2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wasn't there another one of these? by Kickstart2005-01-18 12:32:48
    Well there was supposed to be a fundraiser one by celticess2005-01-18 13:14:01
  could you add a section for breakfast? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 11:34:32
    Yo monkey, whats up with the wt? by dire_lobo2005-01-18 11:38:31
      and IF you're wondering just wt helck by dire_lobo2005-01-18 11:45:37
      Thats no excuse! *sob* by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Thank you! by dire_lobo2005-01-18 11:54:31
ATTN: Language geeks. by Pic2005-01-18 11:18:43
  The jussive subjunctive is common in English. by Llyr2005-01-18 12:35:19
    Excellent example! by HadEnuf2005-01-18 12:59:57
  I don't think English grammar is taught by shminux2005-01-18 12:11:41
    Nope by raptor_872005-01-18 12:30:28
  D_L's rule #4: if you have to explicitly say by dire_lobo2005-01-18 11:42:34
    Hmm... by Spud312005-01-18 12:05:41
      strunkenwhite! by shminux2005-01-18 12:13:58
        No, no, no. by Spud312005-01-18 12:23:06
          You wan to see his rules... by da-gimp2005-01-18 12:37:19
            No, rules. by Spud312005-01-18 12:55:38
  According to my friend by Lis772005-01-18 11:42:26
    English and Romanic subjunctives don't map, either by HadEnuf2005-01-18 11:45:59
  Yep, there's a subjunctive mode. by Hessofanes2005-01-18 11:32:42
  As far as I remember by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 11:32:25
    maybe so... by niwikki2005-01-18 11:56:32
      When I hear (*gags*) "If I was you" (*chokes*) by HadEnuf2005-01-18 12:03:13
        see, to many of us it doesn't sound wrong at all by niwikki2005-01-18 12:08:06
          Whereas tio me, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 12:57:53
            maybe it sounds condescending to me by niwikki2005-01-18 15:32:09
            Is it really "If I were a walrus?" by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-18 13:44:19
              Yeah, it really is by HadEnuf2005-01-18 14:17:26
                Cool, good to know. by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-18 14:28:00
                  (*chuckle*) "If I were a were-walrus" . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 14:47:44
                    Selkies? by Tars_Tarkas2006-11-19 12:55:59
    "mood" versus "mode" by HadEnuf2005-01-18 11:43:00
    Yeah, English is Germanic. by Pic2005-01-18 11:40:41
      Only where it's not Romance. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-18 11:41:28
        Well, yeah. by Pic2005-01-18 12:05:42
          Try "polyglot tongue"--it's a wee bit nicer. (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-18 12:58:54
            Indeed. by Pic2005-01-18 14:12:00
              Weird is good. (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-18 14:17:57
  Tell me what the subjunctive mode is by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-18 11:20:18
    It implies wish or hypothesis. by Pic2005-01-18 11:33:15
      Well, in German there's by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-18 11:58:22
      True in *English* by HadEnuf2005-01-18 11:49:30
    Umm, a bit hard to explain. by dodrian2005-01-18 11:32:00
/me hates windows SP2 by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 11:07:56
  Me ISP tech support SP2 is HELL in here (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-18 11:10:21
    I'm sorry. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 11:26:21
This sucks... (v5) by Sweethart2005-01-18 10:44:18
  It's "This blows" (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-18 20:06:54
  I hate that. by Spud312005-01-18 11:11:13
    There are new OTC eyedrops... by Sweethart2005-01-18 11:21:19
      Nice. by Spud312005-01-18 11:33:12
  Caught? by Didactylos2005-01-18 11:01:40
    Pink Eye aka conjunctivitis (n/t) by maceogan2005-01-18 11:04:58
    Pink Eye is a bacteria (IIRC) by hyzenthlay2005-01-18 11:03:37
      Viral, allergic or bacterial by maceogan2005-01-18 11:05:47
        The name "pink eye" is typically used by Llyr2005-01-18 12:40:55
      Conjunctivitus by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I htink the bacterial is common in schools by hyzenthlay2005-01-18 11:08:02
          Once? by Didactylos2005-01-18 11:27:18
          My son's eye was swollen shut this week... by Sweethart2005-01-18 11:20:37
            *sympathy* by Didactylos2005-01-18 11:23:48
  Ouch. It ran through my family too. by maceogan2005-01-18 11:01:32
    Mine is 1 year old by Sweethart2005-01-18 11:06:05
      Yup that's mine too. by maceogan2005-01-18 11:07:08
  that's increadibly sexy (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 10:49:16
    *smears some in your eye* by Sweethart2005-01-18 10:57:23
      pink eye is a social disease! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 11:06:02
attn: hadenuf by PsychoI3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Danke, Merci, etc. by HadEnuf2005-01-18 10:45:54
    there's the word... by pSYCHOi3OY2005-01-18 11:47:09
UF Oracle-help! by Arivia2005-01-18 10:34:31
  I'm not sure how "open" OSX is... by Myke2005-01-18 14:13:25
  Microsoft's solution to spam "Sender ID program" by sjay2005-01-18 11:00:37
    FWIW, not a good solution, anyway by HadEnuf2005-01-18 11:35:04
    Got it! (n/t) by Arivia2005-01-18 11:03:20
  MS Kerberos vs the real standard (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-18 10:47:22
    Now that is a *very* good example, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 11:35:55
    Thanks. by Arivia2005-01-18 10:50:30
      That sounds ominous. (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-18 10:52:42
        Possibly... by Arivia2005-01-18 10:55:19
  answers by gogodidi2005-01-18 10:37:39
  net-snmp by TrogL2005-01-18 10:37:21
    Thanks! by Arivia2005-01-18 10:40:38
Ooohhh!!! Just ordered new artwork for the gunroom by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Does that make the bald eagle the symbol of Satan? by vetitice2005-01-18 14:43:27
  I'm posting this from Ft. Stewart by thread_killer2005-01-18 13:15:14
  And Hell's Coming With Me. by Peace_man2005-01-18 12:37:19
    If it puts an end to their hell by DesertRat662005-01-18 12:53:54
      I don't think you are that stupid, so I must assum by Peace_man2005-01-18 13:54:11
      An unwillingness to fight is not cowardice. by Arachnid2005-01-18 13:30:52
        You're making an error by DesertRat662005-01-18 13:50:14
          The weapons of Ghandi and King would be by Peace_man2005-01-18 14:28:15
            You're not fighting criminals by DesertRat662005-01-18 14:30:46
              His point still stands by Arachnid2005-01-18 15:05:42
          Won't they? by HadEnuf2005-01-18 14:00:47
            I don't think they will by DesertRat662005-01-18 14:11:29
  hmmm ever done a burnout in a tank? :) (n/t) by celticess2005-01-18 10:46:55
    I hear they are pretty good at doughnuts. (n/t) by McGowan2005-01-18 11:11:27
  courage? When you outnumber them in firepower by shminux2005-01-18 10:43:28
    courage..... by logansfury2005-01-18 11:06:37
      Enough. by Arachnid2005-01-18 11:17:00
        when yer right, yer right by logansfury2005-01-18 11:42:38
        Conflating? by Arivia2005-01-18 11:18:33
          No, Arachnid meant conflating by HadEnuf2005-01-18 11:25:56
            Oh. by Arivia2005-01-18 11:28:22
      umm, who started the war, again? (n/t) by shminux2005-01-18 11:10:47
        Technically speaking by DesertRat662005-01-18 11:15:36
          really? how? I'm missing something here. (n/t) by shminux2005-01-18 11:16:36
            they were in direct violation of UN directives. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 11:31:57
              Not even that by DesertRat662005-01-18 11:37:53
                hmm, they didn't have any WMDs left, if by shminux2005-01-18 11:38:59
                  They were in the no-fly zone constantly... by Sweethart2005-01-18 11:42:36
                    Agreed: that was a major political blunder (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-18 11:53:22
                  Nope by DesertRat662005-01-18 11:41:34
                    the one who attacks by shminux2005-01-18 11:59:09
                      If you wish to simplify it to that. by McGowan2005-01-18 12:02:26
                        Actually that's just by DesertRat662005-01-18 12:36:51
                  So many more factors than that. by McGowan2005-01-18 11:40:57
      nitpick. by McGowan2005-01-18 11:09:25
        nitpick by logansfury2005-01-18 11:19:51
          As far as I have read it. by McGowan2005-01-18 11:28:02
            ineed. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 11:30:30
              The administration implied a link by Mad_Peter2006-11-19 12:55:59
                that article is funny. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:36:12
                  I said Bush implied the link. by Mad_Peter2005-01-18 13:15:10
              Everyones got their own special way of by McGowan2005-01-18 11:39:28
                *shudders* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 11:47:52
                  I'm honestly not sure you don't have that backward by HadEnuf2005-01-18 11:55:44
                  Nah, some newsies are good. by McGowan2005-01-18 11:55:37
                    newsies are different than journalists. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:02:34
                      You kids and your new aged slang. by McGowan2005-01-18 12:03:33
                        get off ma lawn! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:26:42
        You're correct too by DesertRat662005-01-18 11:14:27
          Not invading Iraq was a good move by Bush Sr. by Peace_man2005-01-18 12:50:45
            At that precise moment in history yes by DesertRat662005-01-18 12:59:50
              Enough of those slurs. by Peace_man2005-01-18 14:16:53
                You weren't there by DesertRat662005-01-18 14:23:32
          I agree Bush #1 screwed up there... by Sweethart2005-01-18 11:17:45
          I think I have always been for killing saddam. by McGowan2005-01-18 11:16:48
            Mostly, the diffculty of not being decoyed by HadEnuf2005-01-18 11:23:53
              Funny how politics dictate everything. by McGowan2005-01-18 11:29:50
                Really was kind of a double-bind, wasn't it, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 11:51:08
    I'd love to see you over there. by Sweethart2005-01-18 10:53:17
      I wasn't there, but I was some place like that by shminux2005-01-18 11:37:49
      Bravo and an addendum by DesertRat662005-01-18 10:59:53
        honestly, who needs more courage, the guy in a by shminux2005-01-18 11:07:48
          *boggle* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 11:15:25
          You think that is what it was like? by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:23:33
            reminescent of WWII, Korea, Viet Nam by DesertRat662005-01-18 11:34:02
              Another point: We buried the bodies... by Sweethart2005-01-18 11:40:12
                that part was blown out of proportion by shminux2005-01-18 11:48:29
                  Not to mention a large part of the abuse by Sweethart2005-01-18 11:49:31
                    Too bad the soldiers went to prison due to all by shminux2005-01-18 12:20:52
            The link won't post... darnit - trying again. by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
          They both have courage. by McGowan2005-01-18 11:10:12
            ah, personal attacks from all sides by shminux2005-01-18 11:15:58
              You think the insurgents are fighting for saddam? by McGowan2005-01-18 11:20:00
                the insurgents are fighting against all of us by shminux2005-01-18 11:25:03
                  Fine... by McGowan2005-01-18 11:34:43
                  The "short victorious war" meant fewer Iraqis & by Sweethart2005-01-18 11:30:52
                Point - Most insurgents are Iraqi by Sweethart2005-01-18 11:24:42
                  --- OOOPS --- ARE NOT IRAQI (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-18 11:44:27
                    Yeah, I didn't think it made sense. by McGowan2005-01-18 11:47:17
                      I suspect that many are interested solely . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 11:58:27
        I wasn't missing it. by McGowan2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Understood by DesertRat662005-01-18 11:09:34
            Me more often than most. by McGowan2005-01-18 11:10:55
      *applauds* (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 10:54:25
        *joins in the applauding* by McGowan2005-01-18 11:04:04
          I thought preview was to make sure the HTML by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 11:09:19
            And that! (n/t) by McGowan2005-01-18 11:21:01
    *preemptively drops a bucket of water* (n/t) by Arivia2005-01-18 10:46:29
      O! Me next! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 10:53:18
      thx, feels good! (n/t) by shminux2005-01-18 10:50:17
  I think I want a medal... by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-18 10:35:22
    You should see the other piece I ordered then by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
      Well, I agree that in that case by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-18 13:25:52
      Whole can of worms... by McGowan2005-01-18 10:55:40
        You're missing it by DesertRat662005-01-18 11:01:10
    Putting aside war - that is darn cool... by Sweethart2005-01-18 10:36:56
      No, war is a result of oppression, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 11:05:07
        *waves hand* by SnArL2005-01-18 11:14:00
          (*chuckle*) by HadEnuf2005-01-18 11:16:04
            *sniff* no more goodbye songs with Bear... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 14:08:44
              My son has one of the videos. by vetitice2005-01-18 15:10:55
  Bwoh. by Esteis2005-01-18 10:32:57
    It isn't propoganda because it isn't being by McGowan2005-01-18 10:51:17
    justa about to say by gogodidi2005-01-18 10:35:25
      Not being a politician... by Esteis2005-01-18 10:37:36
        nor is being a polititian... by gogodidi2005-01-18 10:39:52
          No -- what news do you mean? (n/t) by Esteis2005-01-18 10:40:38
  sweet by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 10:32:33
    Sadly no by DesertRat662005-01-18 10:34:48
      That it is. (n/t) by Esteis2005-01-18 10:39:09
  attn: Sweetheart 3rd ID inspired artwork ^^^^ (n/t by DesertRat662005-01-18 10:30:56
    Sorry, Was in the shower. by Sweethart2005-01-18 10:35:41
      deuce and a half with the exploding door! ROFL by DesertRat662005-01-18 10:51:33
        I love that they are playing AC/DC in Fallujah by Sweethart2005-01-18 10:53:57
          Why is that a good thing? by Mad_Peter2005-01-18 12:40:49
            Think of it like this by DesertRat662005-01-18 12:55:23
              Hmm. Sleep is a touchy subject for me. by Mad_Peter2005-01-18 13:27:31
                No offense taken by DesertRat662005-01-18 13:41:17
                  Quite true. by Mad_Peter2005-01-18 13:55:58
        OK, I'll bite: anti-rock-n-roll sniper? (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-18 10:53:55
          Small story by DesertRat662005-01-18 11:07:42
            LOL (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-18 11:19:47
            I've heard a story that you reminded me of. by McGowan2005-01-18 11:15:11
              Lots of stories like that by DesertRat662005-01-18 11:18:36
                I don't think I want to imagine! (n/t) by McGowan2005-01-18 11:23:16
                  You don't by DesertRat662005-01-18 11:50:07
                    I like to believe in the individual. by McGowan2005-01-18 12:00:07
                      Now you're getting it by DesertRat662005-01-18 12:45:18
                        Unfortunate, but all too true by HadEnuf2005-01-18 13:28:11
Desperately seeking this one C book I once had ... by alphascorpii2005-01-18 10:25:39
  Was it by frizzgrig2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Sorry, no by alphascorpii2005-01-18 13:15:15
Dumb question: by nin_man2005-01-18 10:25:21
  If you have a valid license key... by Elessar2005-01-18 10:36:53
  It didn't work with Advanced Server 2000 by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 10:27:48
    Crap. by nin_man2005-01-18 10:28:31
  I believe the eval copies are hard-coded by Merlin2005-01-18 10:27:03
    Shucks. by nin_man2005-01-18 10:28:47
Fudge recipe (yummy :) by Merlin2005-01-18 10:24:09
  Don't suppose you'd consider posting by UF_Cookbook2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Done :) (n/t) by Merlin2005-01-18 12:28:36
  How about 2 layers chocolate with PB in middle? (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-18 11:12:33
  I CBA to find it but there's a UF Cookbook diary by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 10:27:29
    That's the nice thing about this recipe. by Merlin2005-01-18 10:29:01
      I realized that after posting and actually reading by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 10:30:41
        Trying to imagine the taste of butterscotch and PB by rogue19712005-01-18 10:38:00
          Extremely rich, I should think; . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 10:50:14
          are there white chocolate chips? by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 10:39:59
            Yes, you can get white chocolate chips. by Merlin2005-01-18 12:27:19
            Not sure I know they have all kinds so probably (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-18 10:42:13
So, I hear you are predjudiced against... by Kickstart2005-01-18 10:18:17
  So this guy walks into a bar. He says, by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 10:52:42
    More bar jokes... by jdelphiki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Late Father-in-Law is reported once to have said, by HadEnuf2005-01-18 10:48:49
    For "In a minute"... by jdelphiki2005-01-18 10:52:37
      I've never by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 10:53:40
        I'll have to... by jdelphiki2005-01-18 10:58:22
  I hate it when my secs contracts (n/t) by jdelphiki2005-01-18 10:48:37
    Your secs contracts? by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 10:56:32
      A secs consultant, if you don't mind. by jdelphiki2005-01-18 11:02:49
  Why remind us? (n/t) by McGowan2005-01-18 10:23:41
  Baaa - dum by dire_lobo2005-01-18 10:23:05
hmmmm... complex numbers or stats? by DaNutBall2005-01-18 10:09:15
  Thanks everyone! (n/t) by DaNutBall2005-01-18 14:12:46
  stats != math by andyz2005-01-18 13:23:36
  NOTE: I'm an EE major, not a math weenie :P (n/t) by DaNutBall2005-01-18 10:26:55
  complex numbers are more fun if by shminux2005-01-18 10:18:56
  There's too many statisticians now by TrogL2005-01-18 10:18:02
    Kinda hard to pass an EIT exam w/o stats by HadEnuf2005-01-18 10:27:43
    Tell the story, do by Esteis2005-01-18 10:23:56
      In a nutshell by TrogL2005-01-18 10:30:54
        No relationships for zero? by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 10:34:57
          "recursive set of relationships" by TrogL2005-01-18 10:46:41
            Bah - linear algebra by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 10:55:09
              I still don't understand how by TrogL2005-01-18 11:20:24
                It's recursive by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 11:47:58
  For EE: complex numbers by ttlogic2005-01-18 10:15:00
    Not always. Real world EE work doesn't use it much by AndyA2005-01-18 11:17:07
    If you plan on doing real *engineering* by HadEnuf2005-01-18 10:25:49
      And j is used... by lonegunman2005-01-18 13:16:28
      They were in my first calculus course by ttlogic2005-01-18 10:36:00
      actually i isn't sqrt(-1) by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 10:30:45
        I should really look up that story about j by ttlogic2005-01-18 10:40:34
    I've already seen the transformation by DaNutBall2005-01-18 10:25:25
  I've heard stats is truly evil by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 10:10:22
    Stats A.K.A. how to prove your lies are true. (n/t by AndyA2005-01-18 11:28:41
    Stats IS evil by darkphoenix2005-01-18 10:41:49
    I took a stats course before by DaNutBall2005-01-18 10:12:12
    oh! I *love* stats! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 10:11:57
YES YES YES! by McGowan2005-01-18 10:09:07
  You're cheating on me with a MOTORBIKE!? :( (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-18 10:14:02
    You knew it was just sex! by McGowan2005-01-18 10:16:56
      forget scalpel, I need an axe by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 10:18:47
        Don't get the bleach in your eyes... by McGowan2005-01-18 10:20:58
  better then sex? by MikeCDN2005-01-18 10:13:30
    he's been playiong with the wrong people (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 10:16:19
    Ok then fine..... by McGowan2005-01-18 10:15:52
  *looks for sweethart* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 10:13:07
Budget trucks vs U-Haul trucks by lis772005-01-18 10:07:54
  Uhaul's reservation policy by notdeadyet2005-01-18 12:56:41
  Budget it is then, thanks! (n/t) by Lis772005-01-18 11:54:44
  Budget by airborneric2005-01-18 11:30:55
  Budget trucks are better maintained. I would go by techi8702005-01-18 10:41:50
  Budget trucks may have teh funnay on them. by nin_man2005-01-18 10:26:09
  budget used to have generally bertter by flatlander2005-01-18 10:09:55
    How does it feel to be the only person who by McGowan2005-01-18 12:04:44
      HA! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 12:27:15
    still true AFAIK (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 10:14:29
Sid Meier has once again... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm currently sailing the Ares, my 32 gun Frigate. by wheresthefish2005-01-18 12:15:09
  /me wants. (n/t) by Spud312005-01-18 11:13:44
  looks alot like MS:AOE/AOK (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 10:15:16
  Heh. by krikkert2005-01-18 10:12:41
  ahh good game by MikeCDN2005-01-18 10:11:36
  Oh here I thought they released SMAC2 (n/t) by DaNutBall2005-01-18 10:10:07
  Websense has once again... by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 10:09:06
I wanna go home! by SnArL2005-01-18 10:02:33
  good song, that. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 10:06:47
Hmm... email addresses... by MikeCDN2005-01-18 09:37:49
  You could always get a dieyouevilspammer.com by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
  I purchased my lastname for a TLD by altordwm2005-01-18 11:09:37
  'me at mikemacfarlane dot com' by Kickstart2005-01-18 10:22:59
    Loch Sloy! by MikeCDN2005-01-18 10:33:13
      Not that I know of ;) by Kickstart2005-01-18 10:53:37
        Hmm by MikeCDN2005-01-18 11:08:36
          Thanks by Kickstart2005-01-18 13:11:44
            Welcome by MikeCDN2005-01-18 13:32:39
  Let's count email addresses by MikeCDN2005-01-18 09:59:01
    my UFie ID... by kelli2172005-01-18 10:53:29
    $FIRSTNAME@$DOMAIN; and the "standard" . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 10:42:50
    hmm ok if we are counting by celticess2005-01-18 10:28:47
      oops and also had a lycos UK one too (n/t) by celticess2005-01-18 10:29:08
    mine... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 10:03:57
    When the number of email addresses you own by McGowan2005-01-18 10:02:26
      It outnumbers the number of non spam emails by MikeCDN2005-01-18 10:03:43
        *buys mike a cookie* by McGowan2005-01-18 10:11:27
          *steals mike's cookie* (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 10:14:18
            WTF?? **SLAP** Bad Monkey!!! (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-18 10:39:59
              *WHACK!*ATTACK! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 10:56:26
            HEY! (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-18 10:37:15
          mmm cookie by MikeCDN2005-01-18 10:12:31
  ohneosmynaem@telus.com by gogodidi2005-01-18 09:54:36
  I'd go for 'palpatine@mikemacfarlane.com' by HadEnuf2005-01-18 09:52:36
    Well the address is a catch all by MikeCDN2005-01-18 09:56:09
      In my procmail script, that'd be '/dev/null' by HadEnuf2005-01-18 10:38:27
  I use firstname@lastname.com by shminux2005-01-18 09:51:15
    Nah, will pass on ANOTHER domain for the moment :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-18 09:57:05
  how about by celticess2005-01-18 09:48:10
  mikemacfarlane(at)telus.net I think. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:40:55
    Actually there is a whole site by MikeCDN2005-01-18 09:42:37
      Also I'm afraid Telus might cut me off :) by MikeCDN2005-01-18 09:44:48
        Hah! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:48:50
          hehe by MikeCDN2005-01-18 09:53:38
They are inspecting the fire allarm at work by rogue19712005-01-18 09:30:33
  relax and enjoy the free ambient noise concert by ParityBit2005-01-18 10:27:50
  get the heck out of there by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:42:48
    AND this is a CALL CENTER darn it by rogue19712005-01-18 09:45:51
      Sounds like a job for vodka! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:50:06
        Got some? (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-18 09:51:28
          actually yes by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:52:31
      Somehow I doubt it is wise for a call center by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-18 09:48:28
        I'm sorry Ms. Jones, by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:56:05
  Leave by MikeCDN2005-01-18 09:38:57
Drugs are bad. Snorting them off public toilet by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  One more reason to use those paper seat covers. by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 09:38:19
    I'm torn about whether or not to use paper covers (n/t) by jdelphiki2005-01-18 10:51:05
    those things suck when you have to go REALLY bad. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:51:05
      That, and they tend to stick to the person, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 09:54:42
        Or, they just slide into the toilet... by YakkoWarner2005-01-18 10:04:05
        am I the only one that worries that they're by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:58:10
  That deserves the EGOTD award by HadEnuf2005-01-18 09:26:07
  okay, i have to ask; WTF!? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:22:25
    Think "smooth, dry surface" by HadEnuf2005-01-18 09:27:40
      Honestly, of all the surfaces in the WC by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:38:27
        The sink is almost always damp; . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 09:45:55
      I don't want to know how you know that...... (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-18 09:31:58
        You get to find out, anyway by HadEnuf2005-01-18 09:43:17
        I do... (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:37:26
    ROFL (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-18 09:22:45
  nice.... hehe by dinrough2005-01-18 09:20:16
  AWESOME (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-18 09:19:00
Okay, I'm confused (Debian) by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 09:12:23
  Okay I found a temp fix by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 10:03:14
  Problem with ctrl-alt-f1 by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 09:55:59
    Depending on your config . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 10:04:57
  If you don't want graphics at all... by tskelton2005-01-18 09:31:57
    okay that brings up a new question by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 09:34:35
      There are other ways around this... by tskelton2005-01-18 13:49:42
      I advise against vi(m) if you're not used to it by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 09:43:17
        And anything else is really frustrating, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 10:11:12
          I've never used emacs by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 10:17:37
  "Don't login as root -- use 'su'." by HadEnuf2005-01-18 09:21:06
    I didn't initially have to set up a su login by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 09:30:23
      Of course not by HadEnuf2005-01-18 09:33:07
        define:boot single-user :-) by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 09:36:45
          Start the kernel in single-user mode by HadEnuf2005-01-18 10:01:45
  Ctrl+Alt+F1 by krikkert2005-01-18 09:14:52
New situation by airborneric2005-01-18 08:39:31
  Thanks for the replies by airborneric2005-01-18 10:24:14
    eight people in a double-wide? by TrogL2005-01-18 10:42:19
      SINGLE-wide by airborneric2005-01-18 11:09:53
  yep. by dire_lobo2005-01-18 10:22:12
  <Deleted><Deleted>2005-01-18 12:16:45
    Moderated for non-fyossness (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-18 12:17:00
    guess my first post was too subtle: MODS! by pSYCHOi3OY2005-01-18 11:40:42
    That ain't how it works by HadEnuf2005-01-18 10:35:17
      right, but her total monthly income doesn't go UP by plblark2005-01-18 12:25:37
        Actually, it does. by zelda2005-01-18 15:23:26
          Not that anyone wil read this by plblark2005-01-19 06:50:01
        That's what I am worried about. by airborneric2005-01-18 13:54:44
    erm, come on, in the subject line? by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 10:20:26
      sorry, realized it after I posted by TrogL2005-01-18 10:36:03
  get a lawyer to inform her that her custody by shminux2005-01-18 09:56:06
    Lawyer for sure. by jdelphiki2005-01-18 10:55:47
  One more thing by voxwoman2005-01-18 09:48:22
  Does NOT pass sniff test. by esbita2005-01-18 09:45:38
  are they actually *in* the house now by voxwoman2005-01-18 09:41:52
  Just wait for the other shoe to drop: by kahuana2005-01-18 09:12:34
    Don't think so by HadEnuf2005-01-18 09:32:00
      Of course, by jdelphiki2005-01-18 11:01:16
  Yes, but don't go too far too fast. by Evil_Minion2005-01-18 09:12:31
  It's not so much a right as a duty, IMO by HadEnuf2005-01-18 09:02:36
  Is Salman Rushdie ex-directory? by Voltigeur2005-01-18 09:02:14
  Yes. You do. by krikkert2005-01-18 08:52:27
  Oh HECK yes! by Sweethart2005-01-18 08:52:09
  Most certianly by DesertRat662005-01-18 08:45:41
  When/if they are in their teens, I would think by Peace_man2005-01-18 08:44:21
  Heck Yeah! by tesla_koil2005-01-18 08:43:49
M$ .Net Folks need some SOAP help by tesla_koil2005-01-18 08:36:57
  Think you need a CF expert. (n/t) by Didactylos2005-01-18 08:46:36
Almost a cliche Darwin... by LthrOttr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey! Look what I can do! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:29:17
  She's a canadiate! by DaNutBall2005-01-18 09:09:43
  Must not have fallen on her head by HadEnuf2005-01-18 09:06:12
  Famous last words: by veran2005-01-18 08:37:03
    Derivation of the redneck joke: by Illiad2005-01-18 08:39:30
      hold my beer and watch this... by scragman2005-01-18 08:56:33
        Thus comes to mind the scene from Sex & the City.. by Sweethart2005-01-18 09:36:25
What happens when someone from France joins by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Without looking at the link i'd guess; by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:26:00
    Nope (n/t) by techi8702005-01-18 09:29:03
      darn (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:45:29
        So far off by DesertRat662005-01-18 09:56:39
          curses! foiled again! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:59:03
  Pretty cool by HadEnuf2005-01-18 08:58:03
    Know what you mean by DesertRat662005-01-18 09:09:48
      Yes, it is one of them, AAMOF by HadEnuf2005-01-18 09:13:24
  Noone suggested he'll surrender yet? by wheresthefish2005-01-18 08:40:02
    Being military freaks by Pic2005-01-18 09:13:23
  But..but..but.. by krikkert2005-01-18 08:30:36
    They're only evil bastidges if you disagree with by NOLAWitch2005-01-18 09:11:08
      And even then, they're often zealots by Giranan2005-01-18 22:09:11
      Hehe you shoulda seen the Kerry Bumpersticker by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
        I don't mind the stickers by hyzenthlay2005-01-18 10:25:00
          That came up as well by DesertRat662005-01-18 10:33:08
      Oooh. by krikkert2005-01-18 09:15:45
        Huzzah for the Inanimate Carbon Rod! (n/t) by kahuana2005-01-18 09:19:10
          Before and After... by jdelphiki2005-01-18 11:06:42
  Objection! Um... it damages my argument! (n/t) by tnglives2005-01-18 08:28:01
I really should clean my fridge by Nightwind2005-01-18 08:22:18
  As long as... by Number_Six2005-01-18 08:26:54
    If it says "ZUUL!!!", you know who to call :) (n/t by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-18 08:44:21
      GREAT! Now I have to watch the movie... by Sweethart2005-01-18 08:59:08
        Have fun :) (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-18 09:02:52
    if it does . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 08:36:39
      Sell it? by Didactylos2005-01-18 08:38:47
        Not if it loses its job . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 09:00:36
      Mine usually doesn't say "Hi". by chrisP2005-01-18 08:37:57
Toxin: by Didactylos2005-01-18 08:21:41
  Getting out the topsoil would be a vast by toxin2005-01-18 08:29:21
    Yes, I wasn't clear by Didactylos2005-01-18 08:33:14
      NOW I'm worried. by Didactylos2005-01-18 10:57:26
        Tried to write earlier but ... work... WORRY by toxin2005-01-18 13:38:20
A morale dilemma: by toxin2005-01-18 07:56:12
  nother thought by unjust2005-01-18 10:59:45
  The difference between naked and nude by TrogL2005-01-18 10:27:06
  Speaking in general terms... by farfalla2005-01-18 10:02:55
    I know that. The issue is getting past the start. by toxin2005-01-18 13:10:22
  One of the things about having a SWMBO by tskelton2005-01-18 09:25:34
  :) by celticess2005-01-18 09:25:29
    I am not afraid of public (or even pubic) nudity. by toxin2005-01-18 13:06:35
  Yup. by Kickstart2005-01-18 08:51:23
    Jen can come and learn photography with me... by farfalla2005-01-18 10:06:11
      Why did my mind say "Banana?" by toxin2005-01-18 12:57:54
    So, by krikkert2005-01-18 08:59:21
      It burrrrrrrrrrrrrns!!!!! (n/t) by ag__wyvern2005-01-18 09:11:03
  At least the FCC will prevent it from ever going by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That is one of my biggest objections by sjay2005-01-18 09:02:48
    No longer need we fear the sight of a..curved line by tnglives2005-01-18 08:43:37
  heh heh heh by pSYCHOi3OY2005-01-18 08:21:31
  For SWMBO, why not? by HadEnuf2005-01-18 08:16:33
    Shouldn't that be HWMOH? by kelli2172005-01-18 08:34:36
      Yup. Didn't spot it. by HadEnuf2005-01-18 09:07:32
  I think you should do it. by silvermoon822005-01-18 08:13:56
  I'd say go for it by DarthSane2005-01-18 08:07:45
  Speaking as a former 'artist' by hyzenthlay2005-01-18 08:05:06
  Let her do sketches of you, by krikkert2005-01-18 08:04:42
  I'd say go for it. by Spisefisken2005-01-18 08:03:44
  If she is aware of your modesty issues by voxwoman2005-01-18 08:02:45
    I like the draped cloth idea by farfalla2005-01-18 09:48:42
  Heck yeah! by Sweethart2005-01-18 08:01:47
  I'd say yes... by foredeck2005-01-18 08:00:15
  Typo ? morale, not moral ? (n/t) by Number_Six2005-01-18 07:59:53
    Either way, do it. by Number_Six2005-01-18 08:04:26
    No typo. The issue is my psyche and dignity. by toxin2005-01-18 08:03:46
      Au contraire by Number_Six2005-01-18 08:13:44
        Better than I get for using myself. by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
          It's gutter *day ! by Number_Six2005-01-18 08:32:00
  Just give her your favorite part.... (n/t) by webishop2005-01-18 07:57:59
Image from the sandbox by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  I had an E-1 that used to work for me by thread_killer2005-01-18 15:07:38
  Is that thing adjustable? by celticess2005-01-18 08:05:28
    No it's not by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
      owch couldn't that get you a nasty burn by celticess2005-01-18 09:32:45
        Only if it gets stuck by DesertRat662005-01-18 10:00:26
          wow that must of been hard to do by celticess2005-01-18 10:32:17
            In the U.S. it's law that all eyewear be by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  kewl... by scragman2005-01-18 07:59:03
    Yup yup AKA by DesertRat662005-01-18 08:01:59
      /me wants by scragman2005-01-18 08:34:13
        Closer to $8,000 by DesertRat662005-01-18 08:40:57
          *ulp* by scragman2005-01-18 08:58:21
        I have a common saying when looking at firearms. by techi8702005-01-18 08:36:32
          Mine by DesertRat662005-01-18 08:43:32
          bwaaaahahahaa!! by scragman2005-01-18 08:39:06
  Is that an anti-material rifle? (n/t) by raptor_872005-01-18 07:58:59
    Yes it is by DesertRat662005-01-18 08:02:53
      Mile and a half if your Canadain ;) (n/t) by techi8702005-01-18 08:15:37
  Someone needs to tell him that he forgot the mag by techi8702005-01-18 07:58:18
    :-D by DesertRat662005-01-18 08:03:33
Another one rides the bus.. by Sweethart2005-01-18 07:43:14
  I suppose... by diGriz2005-01-18 08:43:59
    My kid. by Sweethart2005-01-18 08:49:14
      He's a big boy now by diGriz2005-01-18 09:13:47
  And all too soon you'll be wondering by webishop2005-01-18 07:56:13
  That made me think of Wierd Al's Another One Rides by techi8702005-01-18 07:47:51
    Of course - that was my intention... by Sweethart2005-01-18 07:53:56
    glad I wasn't the only one. (n/t) by Blindman2005-01-18 07:49:49
A name everyone should become familiar with by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  If he was a British soldier he would... by Voltigeur2005-01-18 08:30:31
  That is CMH worthy by DarthSane2005-01-18 07:49:37
  It's a shame these are the soldiers by webishop2005-01-18 07:44:49
    Indeed by HadEnuf2005-01-18 08:03:18
  wow... by scragman2005-01-18 07:37:38
  Selfess Service... by Sweethart2005-01-18 07:37:01
    I'd like to add the name of a friend by thread_killer2005-01-18 15:27:04
    You most certianly can! by DesertRat662005-01-18 07:51:50
      There are too many unspoke heroes. by Sweethart2005-01-18 07:57:10
        Most won't talk by DarthSane2005-01-18 08:12:39
        Start with the website to get some stories out by toxin2005-01-18 08:11:55
          The problem is, there only takes one by DarthSane2005-01-18 08:18:49
            A web-site does not need to have a forum by toxin2005-01-18 08:22:51
              I definately wouldn't do a forum - but I would do by Sweethart2005-01-18 08:36:41
              Slightly off topic PTSD related by techi8702005-01-18 08:31:17
                Can't be mandatory but so advisable by toxin2005-01-18 08:55:03
                  He mention he usually has people waiting in the by techi8702005-01-18 09:02:23
            You could make it a moderated board by DesertRat662005-01-18 08:21:28
        Always hard to get those who were there to talk by DesertRat662005-01-18 08:08:36
The bratwurst flies under the snow by Dazed2005-01-18 07:17:40
  Why in the world am I in Topeka? by flatlander2005-01-18 08:57:29
  Not when I wake up. by julius.apweiler2005-01-18 08:39:21
  sorry dude! by Voltigeur2005-01-18 08:06:38
  Happens to me, all the time by HadEnuf2005-01-18 07:57:39
  The vodka is strong, but the meat is rotten. (n/t) by webishop2005-01-18 07:43:53
  "The penguin cries at midnight," by voxwoman2005-01-18 07:40:46
    "At the South Pole, the mighty South Pole... by MatthewDBA2005-01-18 10:37:42
  Language circuits now primed and ready. by kelli2172005-01-18 07:30:07
  Ray Romano by wcb42005-01-18 07:24:10
    So I says to the Walrus " 'ere, you hold by webishop2005-01-18 07:42:45
  Nope, it's just you. by DerSarek2005-01-18 07:19:14
    damn. by Dazed2005-01-18 07:23:10
From the Inbox: Inspirational by plblark2005-01-18 06:53:48
Procrastinators of the world unite!!! by rogue19712005-01-18 06:52:54
  I'd like to, by Tkirk2005-01-19 02:44:37
  Don't put it off - Procrastinate NOW by gibuu2005-01-18 09:20:28
  Truly excellent idea ! by Number_Six2005-01-18 07:52:25
  Not right now, work to avoid. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-18 07:22:38
  No no make it now by Spisefisken2005-01-18 07:19:43
    Nothing better than a last-minute paper defending by tnglives2005-01-18 08:07:11
  I'd answer that by Shadowclaw2005-01-18 07:15:56
  Later. by Pic2005-01-18 07:15:39
  I am apathetic to the cause... (n/t) by airborneric2005-01-18 07:10:05
  Too lazy to respond to this post... (n/t) by raptillicus2005-01-18 07:07:08
  procrastin............ by doc2352005-01-18 06:53:53
    Sounds like a new pharmaceutical product (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-18 07:52:05
      oh I SO much want to post what first came to mind by dire_lobo2005-01-18 11:29:48
ONQ by krikkert2005-01-18 06:41:27
and with that, I'm off to work. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:41:25
  Sigh by voxwoman2005-01-18 06:44:53
    hey now, let's not take this too seriosly. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:10:43
ATTN: wtfunkymonkey by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dangerously ***CUUUUUUUUUUTE!*** by HadEnuf2005-01-18 07:49:06
  /me wants a kitten by bastetsmuse2005-01-18 06:40:00
    /me misses my lost kitten (see link) by hieraco2005-01-18 07:34:08
    *serves bastetsmuse a fresh kitten* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:41:03
      I prefer medium, please by bastetsmuse2005-01-18 06:44:38
      What is it with you and by jiteo2005-01-18 06:41:47
        what can I say, I like to eat, erm, nevermind (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:13:56
  ahhh... by richlondoner2005-01-18 06:34:40
    what a coincidence! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:35:14
      wokking the cat named dog? (n/t) by webishop2005-01-18 07:54:04
      haha... (n/t) by richlondoner2005-01-18 06:57:37
  I'm meeeaaaalllllltiiiiinnnnnng! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:32:58
    Hahahahahahaha! Quiet. by voxwoman2005-01-18 06:44:02
  Awww! by syren2005-01-18 06:28:30
    I think those kittens are at maximum cuteness by voxwoman2005-01-18 06:30:39
      IIRC; Hadji squeeled like a little girl too =P (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:16:04
    Warning: contagious cuteness ahead. by jiteo2005-01-18 06:29:28
      Some of them look like by jiteo2005-01-18 06:37:07
ATTN: Excel experts by Didactylos2005-01-18 06:15:43
  No -WAY- by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Way. Sorry, I slept in today because Corpsman by NOLAWitch2005-01-18 07:13:06
      I often turn on wrap text by plblark2005-01-18 07:24:58
  IIRC it uses characters for width by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 06:23:23
    Width is probably in units of 'en' by HadEnuf2005-01-18 07:45:59
    height looks like points, width looks like chars ( (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 06:25:32
      What sort of by Didactylos2005-01-18 06:36:58
  It's a retarded system... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:23:01
    No, what you're thinking of by Didactylos2005-01-18 06:27:57
aaahhhh nyquil sleep -- the best there is by PsychoI3oy2005-01-18 06:08:46
  Bleah! Hates drugged sleep! . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 07:44:16
    from what I could find by pSYCHOi3OY2006-11-19 12:55:59
any UFIE's in Iraq? by docwatson2232005-01-18 05:59:32
  Keep your head down and powder dry by thread_killer2005-01-18 17:04:19
  Not Yet by snake2005-01-18 08:25:59
  Been there; hopefully not going back by romandas2005-01-18 07:47:17
    Hopefully? by DesertRat662005-01-18 08:15:16
  Been there. by DarthSane2005-01-18 07:43:18
  You with the 3rd ID? by Sweethart2005-01-18 07:38:01
  Off topic - by airborneric2005-01-18 06:38:14
    Hah! that boggled me for a second by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:39:42
  I know a couple non-ufies there by airborneric2005-01-18 06:36:51
  best of luck to you. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:12:57
    Stay safe! by lucidpsyche2005-01-18 06:25:24
The bad thing about being 4 weeks on holiday... by red_wolf2005-01-18 05:54:57
  {{{red_wolf}}} by Spud312005-01-18 11:19:42
I'm reminded of a comment made a few months ago by techi8702005-01-18 05:52:24
  care to share? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:14:02
    Only if I'm right ;) (n/t) by techi8702005-01-18 07:14:28
      Great, now everybody's going to be . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 07:39:49
        Indeed. (n/t) by UFPV2005-01-18 08:00:47
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Why are all the couples breaking up by voxwoman2005-01-18 05:02:12
  Say what? by kelli2172005-01-18 07:25:37
    and got back together by voxwoman2005-01-18 07:41:40
      see, that's reason #2 I stopped watching by niwikki2005-01-18 08:52:33
  "art" imitating life i suppose. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:11:00
  in real life too... by richlondoner2005-01-18 05:38:40
    strange. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:18:51
      sounded like a really stupid reason to get by voxwoman2005-01-18 06:23:04
        He was actually surprisingly cool about it. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:25:18
          good for him by voxwoman2005-01-18 06:27:47
  Reality Check by y2kdragon2005-01-18 05:33:01
    Seconded too! by grmpf2005-01-18 08:00:48
    Seconded! by DerSarek2005-01-18 05:44:40
  Sorry to say but by Cokish2005-01-18 05:10:23
    Not *concerned* as much as *annoyed* by voxwoman2005-01-18 05:35:49
      O, that by Cokish2005-01-18 05:48:00
        Heh by voxwoman2005-01-18 06:01:47
          I think it is about sex by Cokish2005-01-18 08:21:47
            it could very well be by voxwoman2005-01-18 09:46:56
              ;-) by Cokish2005-01-18 10:52:43
Invoke: electro- engineering Ufies by vectorz2005-01-18 04:46:45
  Probably prepared by etching the surface . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 07:35:25
  Here's something Google turned up: by adurdin2005-01-18 04:59:17
    Thanks (n/t) by vectorz2005-01-18 06:33:24
    and a link, for the lazy by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
I love having a blog. It's such a great way to by Sweethart2005-01-18 04:43:35
  took me a bit to figure out what "tot hsoe" was. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:07:29
  I use the UF diary for that by Spisefisken2005-01-18 04:46:03
  that's why I keep a dead-tree journal by voxwoman2005-01-18 04:45:21
Clickies by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *WHACK!* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:06:08
  cat1: it started as a wart on my chin by Cokish2005-01-18 05:11:41
  Wow a 2-headed cat! :P(n/t) by JerseyGirl2005-01-18 05:02:56
  AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-18 04:47:15
    I was wondering if anybody dared click by Spisefisken2005-01-18 04:57:40
I just brought a DVD Writer... by richlondoner2005-01-18 04:12:21
  Just bear in mind... by defiler2005-01-18 05:45:58
    I got a... by richlondoner2005-01-18 06:00:20
      I guess you'll be fine then :) by defiler2005-01-18 06:04:54
        I used to have a... by richlondoner2005-01-18 06:31:54
Gmail post by gmailthread2006-11-19 12:55:59
Wow. 19°F (Feels like 8°F) in a place that... by maximumbob2005-01-18 03:59:11
  -1F officially, -9F on my deck this morning. by tskelton2005-01-18 09:18:44
  Last week, -40 (-51 w/windchill), this week ... by Dazed2005-01-18 08:01:45
    Got to love the praries... by Rattler2005-01-18 08:13:53
  Sorry, the strange weather capital is between. . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 07:24:45
    P.S., Morning low, here, was officially 6F (-15C) by HadEnuf2005-01-18 07:29:17
  9:30AM (EST) and 16F in DC by frizzgrig2005-01-18 06:29:07
  Lucky you by DarthSane2005-01-18 05:26:01
  Cold in Upstate NY by jorowi2005-01-18 04:16:01
    -10F in Watertown, NY this morning.. *ugh* (n/t) by DigitalNY20002005-01-18 05:48:25
  Heh, where I moved from (eastern PA) by JerseyGirl2005-01-18 04:09:28
    Being from the midwest by airborneric2005-01-18 06:43:56
  Not bad, but we were ~60 last wednesday.... by Electric Storm2005-01-18 04:08:14
LotD by TKirk2005-01-18 03:46:42
  Heh... There once was this "Skandal im ... by perpeduumimmobl2005-01-18 05:08:48
  Why is there no '666' erea code ? by Cokish2005-01-18 04:13:16
    Ah, but in Pennsylvania there IS a state route 666 by nedludd2005-01-18 05:53:14
      (*scratches head*) That wouldn't be near . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 08:21:26
        It's about 2.5 hours north of Ohiopyle by nedludd2005-01-18 09:20:54
      There's also a US Route 666; IIRC, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-18 07:07:31
        That was renamed, sad to say. (n/t) by kelli2172005-01-18 08:02:37
      Cool (n/t) by Cokish2005-01-18 05:59:18
    For the same reason there is no #13 in my condos.. (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-18 04:14:55
      BzzzT! The reason isn't quite so interesting by HadEnuf2006-11-19 12:55:59
Off for another day of pretending.... by thread_killer2005-01-18 03:14:52
  *swoon* "Thread_Killer is soooo smart" (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:04:30
Weird discovery of the day. by McGowan2005-01-18 02:42:36
  that's disgusting. seriously, by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:03:49
  You mean that feeling by thread_killer2005-01-18 03:07:52
    Because... by foredeck2005-01-18 04:48:32
  That would mean you SWALLOW said crud by rogue19712005-01-18 02:48:55
    But it saves you getting up! BRB. by McGowan2005-01-18 02:49:59
More PUN-ishment :) by bioinfo2005-01-18 02:31:35
  I'm here to perform my civic duty. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:19:07
  Invoke(wtfunkymonkey) by jpprater2005-01-18 07:27:22
    Thanks you kind sir! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 09:19:42
  *bangs head on desk* (n/t) by esbita2005-01-18 07:25:53
  Another one: by lucidpsyche2005-01-18 05:58:46
  Oh my gosh - I'm melting MELTING - that was SO bad (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-18 04:19:05
  Classic PUN-ishment ( a bit long ) by rogue19712005-01-18 02:53:03
    On the short bus.. by jdelphiki2005-01-18 05:06:55
      Bar jokes by y2kdragon2005-01-18 05:36:11
        A fairly well-known one. by lucidpsyche2005-01-18 05:57:40
          Shoot, that's funny! by jdelphiki2005-01-18 08:34:42
          that's great by chaotic2005-01-18 07:50:04
    IDGI by Spisefisken2005-01-18 02:57:52
      You'd have to be from the states by thread_killer2005-01-18 03:11:56
        "cultural knowledge"?! by diGriz2005-01-18 03:39:53
          Or a lack thereof :) (n/t) by jdelphiki2005-01-18 05:02:18
      huh? (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-18 03:01:46
        He doesn't get it. by murphy2005-01-18 03:10:26
  Owww! that hurt! by Electric Storm2005-01-18 02:40:42
    AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! by bioinfo2005-01-18 02:42:06
Confirm/Deny. by McGowan2005-01-18 02:23:00
  The wet blanket's name is Tyrone. by kahuana2005-01-18 07:13:33
  I can't wait to jaywalk! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:40:18
  8226 of them? That's a lot of jaywalkers! (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-18 02:33:06
    You are a silly silly little man. by McGowan2005-01-18 02:34:50
      "What's the worst that can happen ?" by aix tom2005-01-18 03:17:38
        "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist." by foredeck2005-01-18 04:52:23
          Here's your $General_Someone info by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
            And here's better info by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
They all look like they are about by McGowan2005-01-18 02:20:30
  They're tech personnel. by fudje2005-01-18 02:30:52
    I know but they look by McGowan2005-01-18 02:33:49
UF Tuesday Writers Group by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Not writing, but editing my NNWM stories and by klaranth2005-01-18 15:38:14
  Hah! I did it this time! :D by lucidpsyche2005-01-18 05:49:45
I am seeing a lot of this these days... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-18 01:11:49
  MG turret. (n/t) by fudje2005-01-18 02:23:16
  AJ has a problem with... by sauerlandcowboy2005-01-18 01:42:28
  AJ is so low that even DP walks all over him! (n/t by whybird2005-01-18 01:38:15
  AJ's head sweats and DP has absorbent properties? (n/t) by whybird2005-01-18 01:31:38
    and as a result by Astro-g2005-01-18 01:32:40
      :-) (n/t) by whybird2005-01-18 01:37:32
Invoke: Illiad by mekkanik_mike2005-01-18 01:08:45
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
Audiophiles - busted fibre cable by TrogL2005-01-18 00:36:22
  Last time I had a broken connector like that... by defiler2005-01-18 01:39:44
    Or drill into the center of the plug, by fudje2005-01-18 02:25:16
      I was going to suggest that, but... by defiler2005-01-18 03:37:17
  You can't... by sauerlandcowboy2005-01-18 01:38:58
    Yes, and mark the outer edges of your CDs... by kelli2172005-01-18 08:18:24
ATTN: raptor_87 by Arivia2005-01-18 00:35:46
  You're quite welcome by raptor_872005-01-18 00:38:38
    They are still in the business? by sauerlandcowboy2005-01-18 01:33:32
      I *think* they still are by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways, the Cafe at the end of the UFieverse by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{krikkert}}} by esbita2005-01-18 05:48:53
    Oh, you'll grow to hate it. by krikkert2005-01-18 06:45:21
      Yeah, usually perky people irritate me :P (n/t) by esbita2005-01-18 07:13:15
        You'll have no problems being irritated then. :P (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-18 07:51:31
          *grabs the BAS pot* by esbita2005-01-18 08:22:26
  *wanders in* by afterburner2005-01-18 04:59:55
  *dashes in* by chrisP2005-01-18 03:10:02
  I need coffee... by bioinfo2005-01-18 02:10:10
    Lemurs? by krikkert2005-01-18 02:19:43
      It's a terrible business... by bioinfo2005-01-18 02:28:26
        The kneecaps, or the lemurs? by jdelphiki2005-01-18 05:09:31
          That all depends... by bioinfo2005-01-18 05:39:55
            The kneecaps or the lemurs? (n/t) by jdelphiki2005-01-18 08:35:49
        Are kneecaps interchangable? by thread_killer2005-01-18 02:37:59
          It all depends... by bioinfo2005-01-18 02:51:10
  *runs in* Morning! by syren2005-01-18 01:29:06
    {{{syren}}} by krikkert2005-01-18 02:19:13
      Things are a little calmer now. by syren2005-01-18 03:56:26
        {{{syren}}} :( by krikkert2005-01-18 06:44:40
          Looks fairly certain I will be working late now by syren2005-01-18 07:04:39
            Poor love.. by krikkert2005-01-18 07:58:00
    Ah {{{{Syren}}}! by Electric Storm2005-01-18 02:14:56
  'Morning..... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-18 01:09:22
    Alright, by krikkert2005-01-18 02:18:22
  Morning krikkert! by Doe2005-01-18 00:46:55
    *serves a big steak dripping with fat* by krikkert2005-01-18 02:18:00
      MMMMmmmmm! that sounds delicous ! by Electric Storm2005-01-18 02:46:17
      *Eats steak very quickly before syren sees it* by Doe2005-01-18 02:27:00
        Breakfast is always nice. by krikkert2005-01-18 02:31:06
    G'night krikkert. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 00:51:11
      What the by Doe2005-01-18 00:52:32
  Can you ive me my daily shot please ? by Cokish2005-01-18 00:46:22
    earthquake? (n/t) by noos2005-01-18 00:47:18
      Yeah, near utrecht by Cokish2005-01-18 01:01:05
  Good morning by noos2005-01-18 00:45:45
    *serves BAS with chocolate cookies* by krikkert2005-01-18 02:16:24
What, no UF treasure thread? by Kickstart2005-01-18 00:28:32
  Restarting thread by rogue19712005-01-18 10:55:15
    Gumby by Yggdrasil2005-01-18 13:53:00
      You need to supply a new treasure request by Kickstart2005-01-18 16:46:31
        Meat-mobile by frohike2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wheee! by Doe2006-11-19 12:55:59
    tada: working link by Sojawurst2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Potted plant with Christmas decoration by Alcyone2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Not exactly "arrested" but ... by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
          mousepad sofa by Helgon2006-11-19 12:55:59
            I believe you'll find... by defiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Bikini atoll test by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Best I can do... by defiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  hairless rat for you by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    a lot of bees by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
                      this is the best I can come up with by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        Gingerbread PC by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
                          How about this? by defiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            Helicopter cake? by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
                              Banana octopus and more by defiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Speed Kills!!!!! by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
                                with top hat and cane by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          Oops by rogue19712005-01-18 06:48:19
                  this was what I was looking for by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    argh by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Not exactly a cuckoo clock (n/t) by diGriz2005-01-18 08:21:57
                  French 404 error page by voxwoman2005-01-18 06:04:51
                    That's odd... by defiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Cute: by Sojawurst2006-11-19 12:23:33
      Shame on me, can't produce a working clicky... by Sojawurst2005-01-18 01:25:38
  I suppose. by imperito2006-11-19 12:55:59
    No bonus points here by thread_killer2006-11-19 12:55:59
      yum yum by plblark2005-01-18 06:30:56
Comment Board Trivia by count_02005-01-18 00:14:53
  New Question by Plasma2005-01-18 01:29:33
    Mercury in the leftmost elevator by defiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
      175 million to make, 88 million at the box-office by Yggdrasil2005-01-18 06:35:28
        I will ask a new question by gundam_rx78nt12005-01-18 07:43:03
          Shaun of the dead? by voxwoman2005-01-18 08:08:14
            I would say Babylon 5 by Yggdrasil2005-01-18 08:27:45
              The Fifth Element by gundam_rx78nt12005-01-18 09:15:32
                is that... eternal sunshine by Yggdrasil2005-01-18 10:21:17
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2005-01-18 00:10:02
  Didn't you like MY definition of Heptaflingaritic? by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
    It's a script by TheGM2005-01-18 12:54:19
  Heptaflingaritic by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 00:20:30
    sucktadoop by mekkanik_mike2005-01-18 01:17:07
OMG by skippern2005-01-18 00:05:21
  Is Pitr related to Radar? by Electric Storm2005-01-18 01:27:54
    Was it Radar or Klinger who did that? (n/t) by tskelton2005-01-18 09:04:16
    I don't think so... by y2kdragon2005-01-18 06:03:54
    indeed... but does Pitr sleep with a teddy bear? ( (n/t) by whybird2005-01-18 01:33:00
      Hummmm, woudn't surprise me! (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-18 04:17:16
  The TRAINING camp may as well by scissors2005-01-18 00:57:08
  WTF by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 00:15:47
  With no problems by raptor_872005-01-18 00:11:06
    I wonder if he'll go after the intel computers... by Sweethart2005-01-18 04:17:51
    The Ultra-mind vs Mr Canoe head by merfax2005-01-18 00:14:59
Well that was quick by Epideme2005-01-18 00:01:35
  not really by leibold2005-01-18 00:28:55
  It's a matter of translation by gaygeek2005-01-18 00:03:44
Translations by Nea2005-01-18 00:01:00
  Dutch by tony_blues2005-01-18 03:02:11
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2005-01-18 02:07:21
  German / Deutsch (top post) by diGriz2005-01-18 00:05:19
    Schwäbisch / Swbian by grmpf2005-01-18 02:19:30
      Super! by chaotic2005-01-18 07:50:46
    Swabian / Schwäbisch by Doe2005-01-18 00:15:30
    von diGriz by diGriz2005-01-18 00:05:50
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Nuke em, defenitely by Pi in binary2005-01-18 17:22:57
  Resistance is futile. We will assimilate 'em! (n/t by Evil_Minion2005-01-18 09:35:19
  Panic (n/t) by tskelton2005-01-18 09:01:59
  Klatuu Barada Nikto! (n/t) by hieraco2005-01-18 07:25:01
  Government and religion are likely to be by NOLAWitch2005-01-18 07:20:50
  Paul Martin will immediately go on a trade tour. by kahuana2005-01-18 07:18:50
  They will react in the usual, paranoid manner by HadEnuf2005-01-18 06:33:23
    I'll wait for signs of intelligence. by veran2005-01-18 08:35:19
  ... by DaNutBall2005-01-18 06:24:52
  "Biip...we come in peace!" (n/t) by tom-2005-01-18 06:23:27
  Well, according to SOP... by y2kdragon2005-01-18 06:06:15
  Nuk'em! Get them before they get you! by Voltigeur2005-01-18 05:49:54
    There is no double meaning here fnord. by tnglives2005-01-18 08:16:31
  Like this: by jiteo2005-01-18 04:56:17
  The Governments will propably .... by aix tom2005-01-18 03:46:59
    Dang. s/wales/whales/ (n/t) by aix tom2005-01-18 03:47:23
  CaliFORNia's answer by joecrouse2005-01-18 03:14:33
    isn't that his stance on immigration as well? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 06:38:37
    *snorts* by lucidpsyche2005-01-18 05:34:10
  G.W. Bush: "Mom! Dad! What took you so long?" (n/t) by bonzo2005-01-18 03:03:53
    Nah can't be as the aliens would be a superior... by Apfel2005-01-18 06:09:14
  I can only say how I'd react! by Apfel2005-01-18 02:46:02
  WTF, mate ^_^? by fudje2005-01-18 02:21:42
  Hopefully the US won't try to save us... by Sojawurst2005-01-18 01:44:53
  Mr Tony Blair by wheresthefish2005-01-18 01:42:51
    And France... by y2kdragon2005-01-18 06:09:39
    Indeed. by fudje2005-01-18 02:21:02
  something like... by maxor2005-01-18 01:31:28
  Not enough information by whybird2005-01-18 00:50:34
  X-Day! by ideur2005-01-18 00:21:06
    Submissions for X-Day 2004 close on the 21st. (n/t by fudje2005-01-18 02:17:35
  They'll set +b to them. by Arivia2005-01-18 00:14:56
  If the aliens are sufficiently friendly, I'm going by raptor_872005-01-18 00:09:31
  Hopefully they'll do something silly and bigoted. by themadkansan2005-01-18 00:08:29
    "haa haa haa! They blew up Congress!" by kahuana2005-01-18 07:16:01
    Oh. I thought you meant the aliens. (n/t) by Sojawurst2005-01-18 04:22:47
      ...Not reading the question again, eh? by themadkansan2005-01-18 10:49:25
  Ah Hail Our New Lords! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 00:07:29
  There is no spoon ;) (n/t) by cuboci2005-01-18 00:05:47
  Well by Spisefisken2005-01-18 00:05:00
    Depends on which religious leaders you ask. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 00:14:11
      Does an alien have Buddha nature? by Kickstart2005-01-18 00:26:41
        Mu (n/t) by archnerd2005-01-18 14:05:47
        What about the alien's dog, though? (n/t) by fudje2005-01-18 02:15:43
      Fair enough by Spisefisken2005-01-18 00:21:20
        I find the opposite belief weird by whybird2005-01-18 00:54:42
          Perhaps whether you believe or not by Sojawurst2005-01-18 03:35:55
        Spisefisken, or the Smoking Man? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 00:25:13
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  usepiasdnacodeandbuildmeaneinstein by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-18 00:01:03
    Here we go again (n/t) by skippern2005-01-18 00:07:01
    How many billions of base pairs of spagetti code? (n/t) by raptor_872005-01-18 00:02:38

 

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