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Cartoon for Jan 17, 2005
Strip for Jan 17, 2005
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Last Frame... by dacat2005-01-26 08:47:37
  Nah... by Doe2005-01-27 07:52:49
    kewl. by dacat2005-01-31 07:44:12
Linux version quesstion by evilsysadmin2005-01-18 14:24:31
Win2k printer help.... by OnDemand2006-11-19 12:55:59
rollover... rollover... (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 23:59:09
  You could have just replied to mine :P (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-17 23:59:52
We Must be close to rollover... by Epideme2005-01-17 23:58:10
Hey toxin! Remember to plug in the toilette! by kahuana2005-01-17 22:03:20
Windows XP Admin Password? by Dad2TZK2005-01-17 21:53:42
  sent mail to your gmail account by Freakazoid2005-01-17 22:44:25
  two options by Astro-g2005-01-17 22:25:19
    Any idea on names or where their at? by Dad2TZK2005-01-17 22:29:21
      NT/XP password recovery by kaje742005-01-30 20:42:37
      I dont actually by Astro-g2005-01-17 22:33:36
would non name brand decongestant be called by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 21:42:29
  Phil Collins' brand of decongestants: by kahuana2005-01-17 21:59:41
    *groan* (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 22:16:41
  pseudofedrine == sillyies decongenstant name ever (n/t) by raptor_872005-01-17 21:44:33
    s/sillies/silliest by raptor_872005-01-17 21:47:46
OK, time to enjoy my car all the way home by shminux2005-01-17 21:38:39
Random Question by Llyr2005-01-17 21:33:40
  A few google hits... by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Add... by diGriz2005-01-17 23:52:29
  Try asking in usenet, rec.gardens.roses by carl522005-01-17 22:49:04
  And I'm going to bed. (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-17 21:42:01
  Or, in fact, anything that looks like said roses. (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-17 21:34:57
  random answer by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 21:34:54
    Attempting now. by Llyr2005-01-17 21:41:24
      yes, now that I google, it is a lot of crap by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 21:44:42
Had to post... today's Kevin&Kell is classic! by ag__wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
15 minutes update to play counterstrike :-( by AndyA2005-01-17 20:43:00
  Why do you want to play Counter-Strike? (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-17 22:18:09
    LAN games of it are fun by raptor_872005-01-17 23:24:20
      indeed by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 23:30:37
From #sporks by Llyr2005-01-17 20:40:17
  HA! freaks and geeks my friend. freaks and geeks. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:41:02
TTGTBT by radiowave9112005-01-17 20:33:29
  TTTAS by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:41:47
Anyone know what the standard bodyweight used for by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 20:23:38
  most medicines are per pound, so by shminux2005-01-17 20:46:01
    that's what I figured by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 21:33:55
  along the same lines.... by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 20:28:05
    I've found weight and dosage is unimportant. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:34:48
      normal dosage is 2 Tbs, I took ~3 by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 20:41:36
        nyguil by doc2352005-01-17 20:57:02
Ev'rybody's doin' the Toxic Waltz/ by themadkansan2005-01-17 20:10:05
  Exodus fan are you? by thread_killer2005-01-17 20:11:09
    Ev'rybody's doin' the Toxic Waltz/ by themadkansan2005-01-17 20:12:50
Do you ever avoid going to bed by thread_killer2005-01-17 20:10:00
  When you fall asleep in an akward postion. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:20:38
  When you've gone to the bathroom by jiteo2005-01-17 20:12:31
    I don't think it's possible by Llyr2005-01-17 20:20:24
      How about when you procrastinate? by Lolth2005-01-17 20:21:41
        The trick is going a trancendental number of times (n/t) by Yog_Sothoth2005-01-17 20:25:57
          Mmm.. *munches on Yog_Sothoth* by Schnappi2005-01-17 20:29:05
            A most interesting insanity by Yog_Sothoth2005-01-17 20:34:46
            ...everything ist wunderbar... by raptor_872005-01-17 20:33:31
              mmm... wunder bar.... (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:38:22
Music ideas? by jiteo2005-01-17 20:09:35
  www.ocremix.org by raptor_872005-01-17 20:21:32
    Oh, l'ame Imortelle might have the type of music t by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ctrl-D (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-17 20:32:49
    *bookmarks* (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:27:51
  Halo 2 soundtrack was awsome. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:17:26
    Kewl! Thx! by jiteo2005-01-17 20:20:00
      Revised by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:25:09
        Tim Finnegan lived in Watling Street! by nedludd2005-01-17 20:29:11
          I loved thier early stuff by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:32:10
            Die for the Government is what I have. by nedludd2005-01-17 20:34:23
              You think that's bad? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:37:43
                Not bad, just inconvenient. by nedludd2005-01-17 20:55:35
        w00t! (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-17 20:26:07
      Try some Prodigy then? by raptor_872005-01-17 20:22:55
        The Matrix was a bit more metal than the sequels by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:27:10
          True dat. by jiteo2005-01-17 20:34:45
I Learned a Valuable Lesson Today (pt II) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:08:41
Okay, I'm home now. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:03:16
*attempts to like tabbed browsing* (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-17 20:01:46
  Very handy at times. by AndyA2005-01-17 20:33:27
  What do you mean by attempts? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:05:04
    I've never used it before. by Llyr2005-01-17 20:05:37
      well, disappearing tabs for one by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:11:02
        'scuse me? You have it COMPLETELY backwards. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-17 22:49:56
        FF has actual tabs, and keeping them on... by maximumbob2005-01-17 20:12:59
          Yah, but can you actually *find* the option? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:18:18
            options, advanced, tabbed browsing. by AndyA2005-01-17 20:19:56
              *swoons* (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:28:27
  I'll shove tabbed browsing down your throat by jiteo2005-01-17 20:03:22
Ma-ria-haa, ma-ria-hoo, ma-ria-hee.. (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2005-01-17 19:56:47
  Been watching that flash vid again? :) (n/t) by theanomaly2005-01-17 20:17:32
    Nope, have the full version of the song. by Da_Pineapple2005-01-17 20:30:19
  Momma mia let me go! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 20:00:17
Grr.... my roommate just bypassed my firewall by nix2005-01-17 19:29:52
  With the security on or off? by AndyA2005-01-17 20:25:48
  Possible solution: by nix2005-01-17 20:13:40
  Sure all those other options *sound* effective. by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I like the fact that they come in `Effective' and by hieraco2005-01-17 20:01:53
  Ask him nicely by thread_killer2005-01-17 19:48:16
  use your own router? Only $20 for a basic model at by shminux2005-01-17 19:46:26
  Whose computer is the connection coming into? by Pic2005-01-17 19:45:41
    I'll see if he'll configure it as a bridge by nix2005-01-17 19:53:26
Help with tiny fonts in Wine? by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Windows Explorer, I see no 'Windows' (n/t) by maximumbob2005-01-17 20:14:40
  sort of found something on it by celticess2005-01-17 20:02:34
  You do NOT want to know what I by radiowave9112005-01-17 19:14:27
  Umm... Use Total Commander? Better shell. by shminux2005-01-17 19:09:12
    That was just an example by Kickstart2005-01-17 19:10:48
      I see. For Explorer in Win you can change by shminux2005-01-17 19:17:47
I just phoned Mozambique by farfalla2005-01-17 19:03:13
  Did you have to dial 419? (n/t) by thread_killer2005-01-17 19:04:00
Hmmm....interesting by radiowave9112005-01-17 18:59:19
  I wonder how many networks I'd find if I hooked up by shorty822005-01-17 19:22:29
    Against the rules? Never stops anyone by thread_killer2005-01-17 19:45:30
    Well, if they know what they're doing by phezult2005-01-17 19:38:58
      still shows up on Netstumbler n such (n/t) by shminux2005-01-17 20:06:38
        Interesting. Didn't know that. by phezult2005-01-17 20:23:05
          Depends on what it sees and for how long. by radiowave9112005-01-17 20:27:04
  Recently got a phone call by thread_killer2005-01-17 19:03:32
    I know a few people who canceled their by shminux2005-01-17 19:06:54
      It amazes me by thread_killer2005-01-17 19:10:58
        Been there. Done that. by radiowave9112005-01-17 19:16:19
          Been there done that too by theanomaly2005-01-17 19:43:43
          njoy while it lasts by shminux2005-01-17 19:21:16
I need TAB completion by thread_killer2005-01-17 18:46:44
  Actually, it's a little documented fact, by fudje2005-01-17 18:48:20
    only those with blue teeth (n/t) by shminux2005-01-17 18:49:59
    Bah...anything but 802.11 please by thread_killer2005-01-17 18:49:29
ATTN: Illiad and Kickstart: by hadji2005-01-17 18:38:48
  Got it... by Kickstart2005-01-17 19:08:30
I have infected all of you! (n/t) by UFPV2005-01-17 18:16:03
  It's not a "social" disease by thread_killer2005-01-17 18:41:19
  Cool Now I can finially give something back by Dad2TZK2005-01-17 18:20:42
    Everything you do to me just proves my power by UFPV2005-01-17 18:31:39
      Prove that sentience. by Lolth2005-01-17 18:44:09
        You first. (n/t) by UFPV2005-01-17 18:52:39
          Make me, you puny virus. (n/t) by Lolth2005-01-17 18:59:14
    Anthrax CD sounds nice... by Scirocco2005-01-17 18:22:21
      Out of sheer coincidence... by Arivia2005-01-17 18:50:01
Anybody tried testamints? Just curious... (n/t) by shminux2005-01-17 18:13:29
  Confusing them with Teslamints can be shocking... (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-17 18:25:49
    what's that? Some Korean anime? (n/t) by shminux2005-01-17 18:38:00
  New or Old ? :) (n/t) by OnDemand2005-01-17 18:15:50
    I don't think they come in these varieties... by shminux2005-01-17 18:21:01
Tribute to GypsyRose updated, bed updated as well by Sieldan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What beautiful cats by Lis772005-01-17 20:55:27
  {{{{Daniel}}}} by j.butterfly2005-01-17 18:16:04
    {{{{Jen}}}} by Sieldan2005-01-17 18:38:03
      That would be great. :) by j.butterfly2005-01-17 18:44:26
Linux shell scripting question by jailbird2005-01-17 17:44:08
  Assuming it returns 0 on success by jiteo2005-01-17 17:50:09
  while ! /path/to/program; do; done; by Arachnid2005-01-17 17:49:23
    That's what I thought but can't get it to work(nt) by jailbird2005-01-17 18:18:25
      What happens? (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-17 18:19:54
        -bash: syntax error near unexpected token `;' (nt) by jailbird2005-01-17 18:34:03
          while ! /path/to/program; do true; done (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-17 19:23:42
            /me thinks it worked. Thanks! (n/t) by jailbird2005-01-17 19:54:22
Car question: by nedludd2005-01-17 17:34:05
  Poor gas mileage. by Llyr2005-01-17 19:06:04
    Yeah, that would be a deal-breaker too. by nedludd2005-01-17 19:54:42
  Four wheel drive and a bed on the back (n/t) by thread_killer2005-01-17 18:43:18
  Tree Hugging Liberal Hippies by Monza2005-01-17 18:29:57
    But where do you find the by ManiacJoe2005-01-17 18:41:36
      MEXICO by Monza2005-01-17 18:48:18
      gotta get diesel hummer (n/t) by shminux2005-01-17 18:42:46
    Earth first! by shminux2005-01-17 18:33:43
  Unless it's got a *big* engine. I hate by jedidiahstott2005-01-17 18:23:49
    What about the Subaru WRX STi? by raptor_872005-01-17 18:34:55
      Dude. Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution all the way. (n/ (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2005-01-17 18:53:20
        *PREEMPTIVE SPLOOSH* by Arivia2005-01-17 18:55:16
          wuahahahahaha! (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2005-01-17 18:57:30
      Yes, but it's not horsepower that matters by jedidiahstott2005-01-17 18:39:59
        It's high torque (~300) also. by raptor_872005-01-17 18:47:32
          See, there's the problem by jedidiahstott2005-01-17 19:13:03
            I think I missunderstood you earlier by raptor_872005-01-17 19:17:19
              No - automatic transmission. by jedidiahstott2005-01-17 19:28:54
          You consider that High?!?! by DesertRat662005-01-17 19:03:52
            DesertRat, this is an I-4. by Da_Pineapple2005-01-17 19:09:17
              *chuckles* by DesertRat662005-01-17 21:51:25
              Boxer, technically. (n/t) by raptor_872005-01-17 19:18:15
      Yes... *want* one! (n/t) by esbita2005-01-17 18:36:55
  mine gotta be automatic by shminux2005-01-17 18:11:57
  Same here, it's gotta be a manual. by Da_Pineapple2005-01-17 18:00:07
  Modern Automatics are frequently by miathet2005-01-17 17:53:16
  The gas savings in a manual is by joecrouse2005-01-17 17:39:52
    Manaul Vs Automatic by Monza2005-01-17 18:46:05
    I'm refering to your upcoming needs, not the car's by nedludd2005-01-17 17:50:49
      Thats where the majority of my driving is done by joecrouse2005-01-17 19:14:54
      I agree with the engine breaking point by shminux2005-01-17 18:19:05
        not to mention slick road conditions by Freakazoid2005-01-17 22:57:44
        What really strikes me as weird is autos in SUVs by jedidiahstott2005-01-17 18:25:31
          Once you get to a slow enough speed by ManiacJoe2005-01-17 18:38:52
          Push breaks gently? Or use ABS? (n/t) by shminux2005-01-17 18:30:44
            ABS not good in off road by jedidiahstott2005-01-17 18:37:26
              Thanks! I better stick to paved roads then by shminux2005-01-17 18:40:41
      I totally agree by Dad2TZK2005-01-17 18:08:15
        i like the 4 cylinder geo metros. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-01-17 19:04:23
        I used to own one of those by radiowave9112005-01-17 18:21:03
          I had the auto version of it, a bit underpowered, by shminux2005-01-17 18:27:58
            The sales guy told me flat out by radiowave9112005-01-17 18:41:10
              indeed was a great car. Even automatic by shminux2005-01-17 18:48:25
                Engine bearings started to go in mine by radiowave9112005-01-17 18:54:06
                  LOL by shminux2005-01-17 18:56:49
                    Yeah....from sitting OVER traffic to sitting by radiowave9112005-01-17 19:00:27
                      I often contemplated adding a video by shminux2005-01-17 19:03:50
                        You get tired of looking into other people's by radiowave9112005-01-17 19:09:59
                          Huh? Oh, you mean their cars... by shminux2005-01-17 19:23:42
                            Exactly. The cars. What else would I be talking by radiowave9112005-01-17 19:29:17
                Blue smoke == transmission fluid, IIRC (n/t) by raptor_872005-01-17 18:50:18
                  Could be oil too. (n/t) by nedludd2005-01-17 20:10:33
          I did that during my driving lessons by nedludd2005-01-17 18:24:54
            DOH! by radiowave9112005-01-17 18:41:41
              Not so much as I hate the power company. by nedludd2005-01-17 19:41:36
I found the secret ingredient to beer bread! by Ravenlock2005-01-17 17:24:49
Get out your pitchforks and torches... by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So next year.. on sheves will be by MikeCDN2005-01-17 17:10:47
    OOOPS I meant Sega not Sony (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-17 18:30:44
    Where's your pitchfork and torch? by DaNutBall2005-01-17 17:21:20
      Perhaps because Sony is about equally evil. by tnglives2005-01-17 18:02:54
rockets, guns, grenades..any ETers 2nite? (n/t) by Ihavebigpiranha2005-01-17 16:57:20
  Sure- now? Ten minutes? (n/t) by KrakensDen2005-01-17 17:16:58
  Meh, I've been there for hours. by williamashbless2005-01-17 17:09:08
  not tonight dear, I have a headache by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 17:02:58
It always makes me uneasy by Mad_Peter2005-01-17 16:52:22
  Oh, so many directions to go with that... (n/t) by themadkansan2005-01-17 16:55:59
    Well, heck, pick one and run with it... (n/t) by Mad_Peter2005-01-17 17:09:56
      Got too many irons in the fire right now. by themadkansan2005-01-17 17:17:56
        Good 'nuff. :) (n/t) by Mad_Peter2005-01-17 17:24:21
Hoorah. by Llyr2005-01-17 16:49:36
  I object! (n/t) by Spud312005-01-17 18:18:47
  potato guns are a blast:>P (n/t) by Ihavebigpiranha2005-01-17 16:52:03
OK, so would it be completely dishonest to put on by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 16:30:25
  My employer by thread_killer2005-01-17 18:31:07
  network by doc2352005-01-17 16:49:58
  Depends on what you know. by skippy-ish_guy2005-01-17 16:43:28
  Not at all... by Bellator2005-01-17 16:36:53
  I've seen by basher202005-01-17 16:34:34
    Hub, switch, and router, eh? by themadkansan2005-01-17 16:36:05
  Call it 'basic networking', maybe? by themadkansan2005-01-17 16:33:15
camp dot mil by doc2352005-01-17 16:29:50
  It exists! by jermschmitt2005-01-17 16:38:44
    ft cambell by doc2352005-01-17 16:55:45
Steve Winwood needs *your* higher love, baby. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 16:11:21
ATTN: Spud31 by AshyRaine2005-01-17 15:32:14
  Oh, that's fine. (n/t) by Spud312005-01-17 15:56:38
Unique Experience of the Day Thread by SnappingTurtle2005-01-17 15:23:59
  MIssed out on a great house rental. (n/t) by whybird2005-01-17 18:22:26
  this one, makes me want a hug by Nightwind2005-01-17 17:41:16
  Switched out a Fiber to Thin Net Transceiver (n/t) by WakkoWarner2005-01-17 17:22:46
  [Something I did today] by zelda2005-01-17 17:10:45
  found an ethernet cable in the glovebox (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-17 17:04:21
  Played Vendetta (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-17 17:03:33
  Needs to buy an LB1639 (n/t) by Mad_Peter2005-01-17 16:55:09
  Woke up at 6:00pm. (n/t) by hadji2005-01-17 16:44:51
  assembled a Cobalt 282 by Ihavebigpiranha2005-01-17 16:42:19
  Asked someone if they wouldn't mind by skippy-ish_guy2005-01-17 16:38:23
  ...accepted a job offer. by themadkansan2005-01-17 16:12:34
    It's not BK or McD's, be happy. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2005-01-17 16:27:49
    Good for you. At least you're working. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 16:22:37
    my condolences by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 16:22:35
      ...Tell me about it. by themadkansan2005-01-17 16:31:57
        nice to see you'll be getting out of the hellhouse by Ihavebigpiranha2005-01-17 16:38:47
          ...Ain't out yet. by themadkansan2005-01-17 16:40:49
            yep, anything has to be better than.... by Ihavebigpiranha2005-01-17 16:50:40
              Ya think??? by themadkansan2005-01-17 16:54:03
  Made pasta by nedludd2005-01-17 16:12:07
    My pasta machine: by nedludd2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Drove 250 miles to school (n/t) by DaNutBall2005-01-17 16:09:18
    in the snow. uphill both ways. barefoot. (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 16:12:57
      Driving kind of takes the sting out of the barefoo by nedludd2005-01-17 16:17:21
        depends on the car :-p (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 16:20:25
          DaNutBall == Fred Flintstone ?! (n/t) by nedludd2005-01-17 16:21:47
            If you say so *shrugs* by DaNutBall2005-01-17 16:24:46
        Barefoo is the new bar! (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-17 16:19:56
  finished reading an 800 page book. (n/t) by Spud312005-01-17 15:59:58
  forgot my reply to this thread... by Kithplana2005-01-17 15:57:31
    I had a big paperclip unbent for just that by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 16:01:05
      And behold it was called 'Clippy'... (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-17 17:02:41
  Tried to thank a soldier for serving by thread_killer2005-01-17 15:37:02
  .... while half way through a... by bluedog9872005-01-17 15:36:48
  watched a 10 year old spin poi by voxwoman2005-01-17 15:36:48
  took down stars by Nessalc2005-01-17 15:36:40
    Lemme guess.... by AshyRaine2005-01-17 15:44:12
  ...checked the logs for uftoolbox.info... by Bellator2005-01-17 15:35:59
  found and deleted the pesky gtcodec.dll by AshyRaine2005-01-17 15:33:41
  Ate a chicken tikka baguette for lunch. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-17 15:33:15
  Took back the keys and keycard by Kickstart2005-01-17 15:32:58
  ...walked to work in a -47 windchill... (n/t) by toxin2005-01-17 15:30:11
    My fiance wants to know what your by joecrouse2005-01-17 17:19:09
  Listened by hyzenthlay2005-01-17 15:30:08
    Fraggle Rock is still on TV? (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-17 15:30:44
      If it is I've a reason to start watching TV again (n/t) by AshyRaine2005-01-17 15:46:32
        hehe by MikeCDN2005-01-17 16:00:52
          Nope, just released on DVD by hyzenthlay2005-01-17 16:54:52
            Oh I so know what my sister is getting for her by MikeCDN2005-01-17 17:14:43
  ... board who read 'unique' as urine, untill i by MikeCDN2005-01-17 15:29:08
  Played "Ducks Ahoy". by LionsPhil2005-01-17 15:28:52
  I bet I'm the only person on the board who, by hieraco2005-01-17 15:27:43
    *envies* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 15:57:25
  ...networked two computers in the same room... (n/ (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 15:27:36
    nope :) by MikeCDN2005-01-17 15:30:10
      ...networked computers barefoot with a cat on lap. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 15:38:16
        you win :) by MikeCDN2005-01-17 15:39:48
          Isn't it too cold to be barefoot even inside? (n/t by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 15:42:06
            Yes. My socks are wearing socks. (n/t) by kahuana2005-01-17 22:12:57
            You'd be suprised how much heat my pc puts out by MikeCDN2005-01-17 15:51:48
  coughed up my left lung by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 15:26:42
    Nope! I coughed up your left lung as well. (n/t) by hieraco2005-01-17 15:28:30
      darnit, I need all the left lungs I have! (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 15:29:25
  Ate a one pound bag of dehydrated fruit by thread_killer2005-01-17 15:25:58
    That sounds _dangerous_ (n/t) by quilting_kitty2005-01-17 15:43:35
      Very likely will be by thread_killer2005-01-17 15:44:26
  Cooked iguana food (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-01-17 15:24:19
"And hadn't his grandfather warned him by thread_killer2005-01-17 15:22:34
  I take offense to this. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 19:50:57
    I take offense to you being offended by thread_killer2005-01-17 19:59:03
      but to compare us to the neurosis of a *girl*? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 21:20:08
  eh? (n/t) by themadkansan2005-01-17 15:26:45
    Terry Pratchett "Going Postal" by thread_killer2005-01-17 15:41:18
      I _thought_ that sounded like Pratchett by quilting_kitty2005-01-17 16:40:39
        Started it this morning, finished tonight. by thread_killer2005-01-17 18:32:36
      And then there was dental spinach.... (n/t) by fudje2005-01-17 15:46:54
virus question/symptoms by fireballmatt2005-01-17 15:21:03
  bleh...always google first by fireballmatt2005-01-17 15:25:22
me doc235 by doc2352005-01-17 15:10:19
  See my comments below... by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
What do you feed your iguana? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-01-17 15:08:23
  The flesh of my enemies. (n/t) by Arcanum2005-01-17 21:05:48
  Turtles. (n/t) by toxin2005-01-17 15:31:29
  mixed greens chopped small, she loved carrots by evilsysadmin2005-01-17 15:21:16
  yogurt. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 15:13:45
    Is that good? by SnappingTurtle2005-01-17 15:15:36
  Oh, or turtle (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-01-17 15:08:44
    Iguana. Feed them iguana. (n/t) by toxin2005-01-17 15:32:25
    Snappings! (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-17 15:09:42
We need clearly visible... transparency! by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 15:00:34
an update from my LJ by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:21:11
  Screw Gutter Monday by jiteo2005-01-17 14:49:41
    heheh, screw. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:53:47
      You sick puppy! (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-17 14:54:55
        I'm a baaaad monkey. I think I need to be spanked. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:56:47
          Bring me my leather, wench! (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-17 14:57:39
            One leather wrench, coming up... by toxin2005-01-17 16:11:59
              According to my inbox, by LionsPhil2005-01-17 17:28:52
              Leather comma wench with no R. by jiteo2005-01-17 16:21:27
          *spanks the monkey* (n/t) by Lolth2005-01-17 14:57:30
            Do you have any elves available...? (n/t) by raptor_872005-01-17 15:09:06
              Yes. by Lolth2005-01-17 15:27:13
This blows! (Vol. 4?) by jiteo2005-01-17 14:15:52
  You don't understand how Gutter Days work. by Spud312005-01-17 14:32:15
  Well, with a little love and understanding, it can by Sweethart2005-01-17 14:16:59
    Uhhh...yeah. by esbita2005-01-17 14:58:51
    *splutter* *cough* by krikkert2005-01-17 14:21:37
      /me is curious... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:22:53
        I'm not sure you should know. by krikkert2005-01-17 14:25:54
        GAH! by jiteo2005-01-17 14:25:46
          What the heck have you been doin' in my by Sweethart2005-01-17 14:28:15
            Well, it was just sort of wide open, by jiteo2005-01-17 14:29:42
              o...m...g... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:33:23
                And this surprises you? by Sterling_Ag2005-01-17 14:37:20
                  What are you implying? by jiteo2005-01-17 14:39:10
                  Though I am one of the dirtiest minded here... by Sweethart2005-01-17 14:38:27
                    Well may not directly.... by Sterling_Ag2005-01-17 14:40:36
                      Ah - yes... by Sweethart2005-01-17 14:41:43
                        It's so hot around here I'm practically dripping. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:43:43
                          Would you like me to mop that up? by Sweethart2005-01-17 14:44:43
                            Please use a mop.. (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-17 14:46:03
                          There's nothing worse than a melting monkey. (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2005-01-17 14:44:43
                            Maybe, by jiteo2005-01-17 14:46:19
                              OMG! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:55:26
                                We need more monkeys! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 14:56:13
                                Yes! Bring in the monkeys! (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-17 14:56:35
                                'ello (n/t) by funky_monkey2005-01-17 14:58:34
                                greetings and salutations (n/t) by OMGMonkies2005-01-17 15:00:43
                                that should be a goodly amount by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 15:01:36
                                Heh, by jiteo2005-01-17 15:06:35
                                guinnea pigs are cavies, not primates (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 15:25:49
                                guinnea pigs have scabbies!? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 15:49:25
                This blows doesn't it? (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-17 14:33:56
                  Actually the wind is quite still outside... (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-17 14:35:49
              What are you tryin' to say jiteo? by Sweethart2005-01-17 14:32:41
                Oh common. by jiteo2005-01-17 14:35:06
                  Actually my juice is not common.. by Sweethart2005-01-17 14:36:57
                    Oh no, I'd know your juice anywhere. (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-17 14:37:56
                      Oh really? When did you first taste it? by Sweethart2005-01-17 14:39:52
                        *Cough* by jiteo2005-01-17 14:42:43
                          Hrmm. by jiteo2005-01-17 14:43:37
                          Oh you know John huh? by Sweethart2005-01-17 14:43:30
                            <time out>Or not!</time> by jiteo2005-01-17 14:44:41
                              Well, becareful - my juice is highly addicting... by Sweethart2005-01-17 14:45:40
                                Why would I beg? by jiteo2005-01-17 14:47:50
                                It's closed for the winter. by Sweethart2005-01-17 14:50:08
                                Okay, you win. by jiteo2005-01-17 14:52:33
                                Then my purpose is complete. (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-17 15:02:06
                                Line forms behind me, people. (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-17 14:52:11
            I stole it. by krikkert2005-01-17 14:29:01
              ~ ^ by Sweethart2005-01-17 14:30:49
                Stealing your juice. by krikkert2005-01-17 14:38:09
        *pats herself on the back for making this by Sweethart2005-01-17 14:25:23
          *pats Sweethart on the back* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:31:21
Once, just once, by wheresthefish2005-01-17 14:11:53
  i still dislike airbus on general principals by Astro-g2005-01-17 15:11:36
    Well, other than... by basher202005-01-17 16:28:55
    Hmmm? by wheresthefish2005-01-17 15:20:47
  Perhaps it will be banned... by hangman2005-01-17 14:49:57
  Your recommentation is noted. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 14:20:18
    I'm more confused now that usual. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:28:55
      Simplicity itself... by bitflipper2005-01-17 14:50:39
        The AISB care about your opinions. by AISB2005-01-17 15:04:11
          Get with the program! by LionsPhil2005-01-17 15:09:06
            Whatever you say. by raptor_872005-01-17 15:21:44
vitriolic by doc2352005-01-17 14:08:55
  You're thinking of Vitalis. I don't know if by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 14:33:07
As the Royal Emperor for names with many 'Z's in.. by romandas2005-01-17 14:02:21
  sounds like an exzellent idea (n/t) by Zandermann2005-01-18 20:04:24
  Z's can be positive... by andyz2005-01-17 15:46:05
  Hey! That's vozxwoman to youze! (n/t) by voxwoman2005-01-17 15:39:50
  I'm just going to call you Alphabet. by thread_killer2005-01-17 14:49:58
  I'm already using mine... by zelda2005-01-17 14:49:14
  Czaar? by Khaar2005-01-17 14:47:41
  But but, that won't work.... by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 14:44:47
  Zis iz unaczeptable! by BloodyViking2005-01-17 14:38:30
    Yeth, I agree, thith ith thilly in the exthreme! (n/t) by hyzenthlay2005-01-17 14:46:34
      Right, stop that! by LionsPhil2005-01-17 14:47:53
  I will henceforth be known as Bellator without a Z by Bellator2005-01-17 14:25:01
  LionzVil vill not tolerate zis! by LionsPhil2005-01-17 14:22:09
  I zhall be known az Azhblezz. by williamashbless2005-01-17 14:21:12
  Zkrikkert. by krikkert2005-01-17 14:20:47
    Glad it's funny somewhere. (n/t) by Spud312005-01-17 14:29:12
  Zterling_Ag reporting as ordered... (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2005-01-17 14:16:48
  ZGibuu by gibuu2005-01-17 14:16:40
  PzychoI3oy? by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 14:14:47
  WTZunkyMonkey! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:13:40
  Holy Meridian Flashback... by MikeCDN2005-01-17 14:12:04
  I shall be Z-Schwing1 by schwing12005-01-17 14:11:42
  Henceforth, I am ZnappingTurtle by SnappingTurtle2005-01-17 14:08:48
  whereszefish ees not eempressed. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-17 14:07:56
  Sounds like R.A. Heinlein to me by phezult2005-01-17 14:07:49
    I think I've been in the dorms to long. by shorty822005-01-17 14:22:23
    Very proactive of you. (n/t) by Spud312005-01-17 14:08:31
  plbZark reporting as ordered (n/t) by plblark2005-01-17 14:04:52
  Henceforth, you will all address me as Szpud! (n/t by Spud312005-01-17 14:04:03
    Jawohl, mein liebchen! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 14:05:36
Bill...lusciously draped across a desk by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I think my sister had that issue by thread_killer2005-01-17 14:48:52
    Bards Tale, Captian Goodnight, Lode Runner... by WakkoWarner2005-01-17 17:34:07
      Played Bards Tale.... by thread_killer2005-01-17 18:34:12
  me by doc2352005-01-17 14:40:33
    Looks like the wrong place. Oh well. Post more. by toxin2005-01-17 14:49:54
      Yeah man... by thread_killer2005-01-17 14:51:10
        Ehem. I do *NOT* jum pigs for any-one. (n/t) by toxin2005-01-17 14:53:00
          Are you calling me a pig? (n/t) by thread_killer2005-01-17 14:55:10
            Swine or not, sir, why would I jum you? (n/t) by toxin2005-01-17 15:17:19
              Just noticed my typo by thread_killer2005-01-17 15:18:59
          But thems pigs NEEDS a good jum'min, boy! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 14:54:01
  OMG by mortaine2005-01-17 14:19:27
    Sexay? by Spud312005-01-17 14:35:37
      Sure. by mortaine2005-01-17 14:50:10
  I sense a wallpaper in the making (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 14:16:12
    i was thinking the same thing (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:35:02
      Oh, all right. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Woot! *changes wallpaper* by Spud312005-01-17 15:03:18
        he's so dreamy... (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:48:32
  teenbeat by doc2352005-01-17 14:13:15
    From Xerox by Fandango2005-01-17 14:17:59
      From Apple. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 14:30:28
  Wow, he's kinda cute. Geekyrotic. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:10:02
    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW mind bleach please! (n/t) by joecrouse2005-01-17 14:11:05
  Hardest I've laughed in days... (n/t) by phezult2005-01-17 14:08:44
  Back when he really *was* a geek, too. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 14:03:56
Monday Afternoon Pudding Thread by Spud312005-01-17 14:00:37
  There's the solution!!! by sjay2005-01-17 14:13:05
    *pours pudding over sjay* by Spud312005-01-17 14:27:42
  Mmmmmmm butterscotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-17 14:01:31
Opinion on ANOTHER website by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I like it better than the Avon site by voxwoman2005-01-17 15:43:05
  No ALT text on your image links by Arachnid2005-01-17 15:03:29
  very good. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 13:58:42
    Two of my favorite bands... by Sweethart2005-01-17 14:17:38
Oh the HORROR! by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I remember an article on Fark where by evilsysadmin2005-01-17 14:14:30
    If that's the case, why did the FCC take this by Peace_man2005-01-17 15:14:36
      Hooray for the Morality Police! by wheresthefish2005-01-17 15:27:47
    And that website kept running all year long... by mortaine2005-01-17 14:25:09
      Just bundle them all up by wheresthefish2005-01-17 14:28:27
  See what happens when the FCC gets free reign? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:01:16
  Stupid by thread_killer2005-01-17 13:54:22
  They're just scared by DesertRat662005-01-17 13:53:43
    pbs has good programing on it by joecrouse2005-01-17 14:06:51
      THAT's your definition of good?!?! by DesertRat662005-01-17 14:13:55
        Hey, don't knock Red Green:-) (n/t) by Peace_man2005-01-17 15:12:06
        Ahem by hyzenthlay2005-01-17 14:37:10
          That wouldn't be a good idea by DesertRat662005-01-17 15:29:27
        Hey, don't knock Red Dwarf. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 14:23:12
  Ah, just the guy... by Didactylos2005-01-17 13:53:39
    Where are you, and what are the details? by toxin2005-01-17 14:17:21
      I don't own it. by Didactylos2005-01-17 14:37:25
        Report the issue to the local council. by toxin2005-01-17 15:09:08
          Asbestos takes 3 days to settle out of the air by joecrouse2005-01-17 17:31:27
        And yet in the states by thread_killer2005-01-17 14:54:13
          The base level workers are just labour grunts. by toxin2005-01-17 15:12:11
            Yeah, that was kind of my thought too by thread_killer2005-01-17 15:18:02
Geez, spend a day traveling by thread_killer2005-01-17 13:43:35
  check arrived by plblark2005-01-17 13:48:42
    Yeah, it hadn't shown up by the time I left by thread_killer2005-01-17 13:51:25
      she'll likely have to sign by plblark2005-01-17 13:54:36
Attn: NOLAWitch by Elessar2005-01-17 13:35:18
  OMG! It's freaking working! I can't believe it! by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 14:54:20
    Not only is it working on NOLAWitch's machine, by Corpsman2005-01-17 15:25:57
      ^That was me. I had to create another account by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 15:41:11
    Cool... by thread_killer2005-01-17 14:56:27
      *mops thread_killer's fevered brow* by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 14:59:07
        No mopping necessary by thread_killer2005-01-17 15:11:36
  I think I've got the goods on it, but I can't by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 13:38:05
    Is the router issue resolved? by thread_killer2005-01-17 13:45:05
      Go eat. I'm going to feed my cats and then by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 13:50:01
        If you need another person to help... by Hessofanes2005-01-17 13:59:26
          Cool biscuits. I'm closing my browser now by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 14:38:29
Mods by doc2352005-01-17 13:08:06
  Something to remember: by Illiad2005-01-17 13:37:35
    comments by doc2352005-01-17 13:56:08
      A question by celticess2005-01-17 15:04:44
        purple heaqrt. by doc2352005-01-17 15:44:55
          That's understandable... by Kickstart2005-01-17 16:51:57
            Generalization is always dangerous? by hadji2005-01-17 21:24:03
              Hence the winky-smiley ;) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-01-17 21:35:45
          Well when under stress I can be like by celticess2005-01-17 15:56:35
      Now that we know that, we'll be happy to by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 14:04:36
        stubborness by doc2352005-01-17 14:50:11
          Did the doc tell you by celticess2005-01-17 15:10:05
        We're certainly accomodating enough to those with by Spud312005-01-17 14:06:26
          I'll get a sponge. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-17 14:29:57
    was I the only one that had to define:vitriolic? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 13:41:21
      Yes, the neology is quite diasporic. by Kickstart2005-01-17 13:46:17
        CURSES! FOILED AGAIN! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 13:51:18
        I'd hardly call it neology. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-17 13:47:52
          Depends on definition... by Kickstart2005-01-17 13:49:54
            Google doesn't catch that defintion. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 13:53:27
              Damnit, Why can't I get my bit of Matrix analysis? by McNutcase2005-01-17 13:54:51
                I'm not sure by LionsPhil2005-01-17 13:58:16
                  Shall I explain "neology" then? (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-17 13:59:39
                    Sure. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 14:02:44
                      Neology... by McNutcase2005-01-17 14:05:55
                        Ah. As The Editing Room noted, then: by LionsPhil2005-01-17 14:12:57
            Ah, but vitriol is actually English, IIRC. by McNutcase2005-01-17 13:51:48
      If you mean look it up, then no by sjay2005-01-17 13:45:35
        anyone care to write a script for that? by shminux2005-01-17 13:49:13
          It's already been done in Firefox by Eric3_141592006-11-19 12:55:59
        It's called FireFox. by McNutcase2005-01-17 13:47:19
          No, it's called IE. by Khaar2005-01-17 13:49:53
            Now, you see, people call *me* a browser zealot. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 13:51:15
              Well... by Khaar2005-01-17 13:55:03
                ... you call Office 2003 built-in? (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-17 13:58:06
                  That's a good question. by Khaar2005-01-17 14:43:20
                    So it's NOT something J Random Enduser will have. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-17 22:22:44
              Aye. The ones I listed have googleboxes by default by McNutcase2005-01-17 13:53:38
          Which can even include IE. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 13:48:54
          That's what I do in Opera. by sjay2005-01-17 13:48:31
            Double-click select a word, by LionsPhil2005-01-17 13:50:24
              Understood. (n/t) by sjay2005-01-17 13:51:57
      yes. by plblark2005-01-17 13:43:19
        *hangs head in shame* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 13:45:16
          I was being sarcastic by plblark2005-01-17 13:56:58
            Oh. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:04:30
          There is no shame in expanding one's vocabulary. by Number_Six2005-01-17 13:50:43
  Sounds to me... by Kickstart2005-01-17 13:31:15
    Hmmm... by Kickstart2005-01-17 13:56:22
      The last sentence, perhaps. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 14:00:32
        Isn't the last sentence backwards, anyway? by Arachnid2005-01-17 14:14:05
        Yeah, I wouldn't mind retracting that one. (n/t) by Kickstart2005-01-17 14:03:47
          Ummm, Greg... Look at the age of the poster by toxin2005-01-17 14:44:28
            Respectfully only half agree... by Kickstart2005-01-17 15:27:05
              I think part of my view is from dealing by toxin2005-01-17 15:58:19
                No, I hate you! by Kickstart2005-01-17 16:44:43
        yeah, that was my thought. by plblark2005-01-17 14:03:38
  First off, chill out. Only JD and Kickstart have by toxin2005-01-17 13:30:52
    Toxin.respect(+1) (n/t) by plblark2005-01-17 13:33:55
      Ditto: that was well put. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 13:34:48
        yes, agreed;nicely done, toxin (n/t) by flatlander2005-01-17 13:46:33
  ATTN: Moderators by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Personal attacks against non-boardmembers... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 13:28:11
    hmmm by plblark2005-01-17 13:25:34
      Oh, and it's "identical". ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 13:31:38
        thanks. :-) (n/t) by plblark2005-01-17 13:35:03
      I thought yelling "mods" is for non-FYOSS stuff by shminux2005-01-17 13:29:59
      The "mod stick" is out already. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 13:28:19
        His was more of a by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 13:29:59
          What's your problem today? by LionsPhil2005-01-17 13:32:38
            How so? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 13:38:34
              Your original whatnow? ;P (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-17 13:56:35
              Aw, now you were doing fine there by LionsPhil2005-01-17 13:47:24
                I know. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 13:56:16
            The same as every day. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-17 13:34:01
              go right ahead, fill us in then. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 13:39:22
              plotting to take over the world? (n/t) by plblark2005-01-17 13:35:26
                NARF! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 13:38:20
I thik I just completed the easiest day of by joecrouse2005-01-17 13:00:17
  Nope, I can beat that :-) by ag__wyvern2005-01-17 13:32:46
Okay, that can't be a good thing. by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So why the name changed? by MikeCDN2005-01-17 13:01:06
    Hah! by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Okay, those reasons seem fitting :) by MikeCDN2005-01-17 13:16:40
        I didn't realize that you asked before looking (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 13:31:05
          You didn't? You should know that I'm lazy by now ( (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-17 14:02:49
            you're right, i should have known better. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:40:29
              Who says I have no pictures? (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-17 14:42:44
                I just figured by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:45:59
                  You'd want a pic of me being lapdanced? :) by MikeCDN2005-01-17 14:49:34
        Confucious say, by LionsPhil2005-01-17 13:26:05
          See? by MikeCDN2005-01-17 13:30:50
  speaking of getting to work. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 12:54:33
  Who is making this list btw? by Spisefisken2005-01-17 12:53:13
    Ibyte is to blame. by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
      This is by design. by IByte2005-01-18 06:56:09
  I think that means ..... by augment_compass2005-01-17 12:53:09
    *WHACK!* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 12:56:56
      *Ouch* not in the face by augment_compass2005-01-17 13:02:49
Anyone here that had sent me website email by celticess2005-01-17 12:21:43
  Probably... by Voltigeur2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yep that looks like it by celticess2005-01-17 12:36:02
      Consider yourself fortunate... by webishop2005-01-17 13:31:09
        well my ex is really bad that way by celticess2005-01-17 14:34:28
You know you're still just starting out in the by skippy-ish_guy2005-01-17 12:21:39
  Student Living by Monza2005-01-17 14:36:50
  I *love* my hand-me-down couch. by Spud312005-01-17 12:50:07
    I completely redecorated most of my by voxwoman2005-01-17 13:08:19
    They always are. I had one that I only got rid by rook_mtl2005-01-17 12:52:34
      With my back bothering me so much, some nights by Spud312005-01-17 12:54:09
        Same here for this couch. by joecrouse2005-01-17 12:55:05
          Reminds me of the last Men Behaving Badly episode by darkphoenix2005-01-17 12:57:58
  You always grab extra ketchup packs at McD's by rook_mtl2005-01-17 12:48:19
  Well... by esbita2005-01-17 12:38:55
    Heh. The last point only works in the US. by julius.apweiler2005-01-17 13:28:52
      Note the singular. by esbita2005-01-17 13:46:02
        Weight gain? by krikkert2005-01-17 13:47:09
          I USED to be that way... by esbita2005-01-17 13:56:55
  Let's see what I can remember: by techi8702005-01-17 12:38:52
    One I forgot by techi8702005-01-17 12:41:11
      have done that several times.)-= by joecrouse2005-01-17 12:49:35
  You live in an apartment that needs a brick in the by rook_mtl2005-01-17 12:34:01
  Yep, most of it fits. ;-) by aix tom2005-01-17 12:32:18
  I swear to $deity, this just happened: by skippy-ish_guy2005-01-17 12:32:11
    sounds normal to me. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 12:33:18
  oh man. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 12:32:09
  You learn Linux because you can't afford a new by rook_mtl2005-01-17 12:27:53
    Soon that will be me. (n/t) by esbita2005-01-17 12:52:02
    hah! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 12:28:57
  You make a stereo stand by sjay2005-01-17 12:25:03
    I knew a crew of guys that built an entire wall- by lonegunman2005-01-17 15:10:25
  You find yourself eating McD's because you're by rook_mtl2005-01-17 12:24:07
    That's why I always use paper plates and cups. by Spud312005-01-17 12:52:24
      Paper plates are pricey. by rook_mtl2005-01-17 12:53:42
        Well, I usually eat at my parents' house. by Spud312005-01-17 13:57:02
    Guilty! (n/t) by joecrouse2005-01-17 12:50:37
Since I finally wandered onto the board... by Spud312005-01-17 12:08:43
off on the second doctor run of the day by voxwoman2005-01-17 11:48:34
  Woot for staple freedom! (n/t) by Spud312005-01-17 11:49:44
    Speaking from experience by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 11:59:02
      Speaking from experience... by Spud312005-01-17 12:03:21
        I think that applies to all staples ;p (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 12:04:36
Missing children!!!!!!! by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
  I had no idea another by Fandango2005-01-17 12:44:36
    :o) Monkeytown RULES!!!!!!!!! (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-17 12:58:21
      Eh? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 13:00:18
        You even have you're own river: by Tars_Tarkas2006-11-19 12:55:59
          hehhehe, middlesex. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:51:30
        Moncton NB (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-17 13:11:05
The UserFriendly Heroes Need You! by HeroWar2006-11-19 12:55:59
  thinking of Spam.. CLUTTER SQUAD!!! by gibuu2005-01-17 14:59:46
  Could you post a TLP in your diary? by plblark2005-01-17 12:08:25
    I'm sure I could... by HeroWar2005-01-17 12:30:49
      here's a rundown... by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Many thanks - all done now! by HeroWar2005-01-17 13:18:55
          no, thank you (n/t) by plblark2005-01-17 13:26:41
    Uhg. as was I. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 12:10:49
      10433 by plblark2005-01-17 12:14:23
        So go to the diary and put it there :-) by HeroWar2005-01-17 12:33:05
          timing, as they say, is everything by plblark2005-01-17 12:39:39
  Don't click the links. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:33:45
    No it isn't. by Voltigeur2005-01-17 11:59:47
    It's your opinion and you're entitled to it... by HeroWar2005-01-17 11:52:33
      A couple years ago, these games were everywhere by MikeCDN2005-01-17 11:57:37
        If they wanted to make it interesting, by BloodyViking2005-01-17 14:34:23
      No, I'm not a mod. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:57:24
    IT'S A GAME! by plblark2005-01-17 11:48:27
      Oh, and incidentally, by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:54:27
        point granted. by plblark2005-01-17 11:56:47
        Hah! so says the all cap lart man. =P (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 11:56:25
          well, that _was_ in reaction to my allcap attack by plblark2005-01-17 11:58:37
          Er, "LART" is an acronym, so that is correct. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:58:19
            *WHACK!* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 12:00:02
      No, it's a hit counter and some ads. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:53:15
        welcome, here's your demotion. by plblark2005-01-17 11:55:07
      I have no desire to see the same crap that people by MikeCDN2005-01-17 11:50:51
        hmmm... I don't see any hidden links! by plblark2005-01-17 11:53:31
          Your right there isn't one... yet by MikeCDN2005-01-17 11:59:43
            Most games like this have rules. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 12:07:38
              Which is a bother to those already bothered by MikeCDN2005-01-17 12:09:02
                any little bit helps? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 12:15:52
                  it doesn't look like this game has any such limits by plblark2005-01-17 12:19:57
                    Also, it has to be a valid e-mail address by plblark2005-01-17 12:48:55
            the more viciously we shall hunt them down (n/t) by plblark2005-01-17 12:02:23
      Thank you! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 11:50:07
    IDGI by voxwoman2005-01-17 11:36:21
      I few years ago, by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:40:02
        s/I few/A few/ (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:42:41
        so "vampire" in the sense of "sucking your time by voxwoman2005-01-17 11:42:18
          Not quite. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:44:36
            I liked the Church of the Subgenius version by voxwoman2005-01-17 11:46:30
            Say it isn't so fnord! (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-17 11:45:17
              I'm afriad it was. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:47:14
          well actually the game *was* a vampire game by fireballmatt2005-01-17 11:43:41
            oh, you mean Amway ;P (n/t) by voxwoman2005-01-17 11:45:06
              beautiful! ;-P (n/t) by plblark2005-01-17 11:57:23
          It was both senses, in one interpretation. (n/t) by arktus2005-01-17 11:43:10
      An idiotic webgame by MikeCDN2005-01-17 11:38:33
      Beyond pointless, spammy and irritating? (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-17 11:36:51
Attn: OnDemand: by Voltigeur2005-01-17 11:23:31
  Attention Everyone! by wheresthefish2005-01-17 11:43:00
    <John Cleese> by Voltigeur2006-11-19 12:55:59
      syntax error. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 12:14:36
        Actyually.... by Voltigeur2005-01-17 12:21:59
          All tags have spaces. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 12:25:39
            Gah! The ignorance, it burns! by LionsPhil2005-01-17 13:09:22
              ignorance my foot. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 13:26:26
                What it should say is a matter by LionsPhil2005-01-17 13:37:39
                  I wasn't referring to the spaces being proprietary by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 13:43:05
                  Ew. ALT before SRC? by McNutcase2005-01-17 13:39:47
                    AFAIK there are no constraints (or even semantics) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 14:26:17
                      I do the same by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 14:52:55
                        Ick. Nein. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 14:55:32
            <Mr Chumley-Warner> by Voltigeur2005-01-17 12:28:14
              Or maybe not! :o/ (n/t) by Voltigeur2005-01-17 12:29:04
    ATTN: Everyone who sends e-mail. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:45:55
    yay. yay? YAY! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 11:45:25
  *Rams an "ou" up Voltigeur's left nostril* by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:25:09
    *Shoves apostrophe in LionsPhil's ear* by Voltigeur2005-01-17 11:31:30
      *crams previously unreleased... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 11:38:48
        *rams it, crams it.... by themadkansan2005-01-17 11:40:25
    y? by themadkansan2005-01-17 11:31:26
      *Removes themadkansans's fingers* by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:32:42
        ur jus mad... by themadkansan2005-01-17 11:34:22
          How are you holding the stick? by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:35:49
            Actually, it's a pointed wit. by themadkansan2005-01-17 11:37:39
Someone needs to register camp.mil by jiteo2005-01-17 11:16:15
  ya think? (n/t) by niwikki2005-01-17 11:19:41
    Probably not, but you never can tell... :+) (n/t) by Evil_Minion2005-01-17 12:05:55
    <Deleted><Deleted>2005-01-17 12:07:01
      modded double post (n/t) by fireballmatt2005-01-17 12:07:10
    Nevertheless, I wouldn't be surprised . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 11:30:49
<Deleted><Deleted>2005-01-17 11:47:18
  modded double post (n/t) by fireballmatt2005-01-17 11:47:02
    Spasiba. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-17 11:48:24
      Jargle-tastic! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:59:36
        Nyet. Askink Pitr what it means. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-17 12:00:29
          If it's Russian, by LionsPhil2005-01-17 12:01:49
  Oops, sorry. Connection wibble. Erm... mods? by McNutcase2005-01-17 11:15:39
Oh how I LOVE the Government... by McNutcase2005-01-17 11:14:35
  I have one reason. by AndyA2005-01-17 12:33:47
    OK, we have the legal reason... by McNutcase2005-01-17 12:55:41
      Morals? were talking about the government. by AndyA2005-01-17 14:37:21
Use the brainpower you have, by jiteo2005-01-17 10:59:43
  Overclock it! by raptor_872005-01-17 11:16:02
    Pfaugh. I do *that* every day! by HadEnuf2005-01-17 11:38:04
    /me shaves his head and starts attaching aluminum by PsychoI3oy2005-01-17 11:17:19
      Now THAT would be a case mod -- by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:30:22
        If it would help my uptime... by raptor_872005-01-17 12:32:54
  well... by imrambi2005-01-17 11:04:32
    hampster . . . dodeo . . . <evil>Bwah-ha-ha . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 11:08:29
      What warp? by imrambi2005-01-17 11:10:53
        That depends on *which* warp-factor system by HadEnuf2005-01-17 11:37:00
        The Time Warp! It's just a jump to the left! by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 11:15:57
  *sniffs jiteo's spicy brains* (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:02:15
    You trying to get high? by jiteo2005-01-17 11:05:20
    where do I remeber that from? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 11:03:51
      "Today, children, Mr Snaffleburger is grumpy." (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:05:15
  /me confused... (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 11:02:06
Scary... by cgmeister2005-01-17 10:45:44
  That happens to me a lot... by lucidpsyche2005-01-17 10:48:57
  You're disintegrating! by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:47:22
    hurry up! by imrambi2005-01-17 10:50:06
      *reintegrates* by cgmeister2005-01-17 11:07:02
Zoop-TANG! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:40:04
  Nu! (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 10:44:46
    echo $POST | sed -e 's/u/i/' # Oh, Sir Bedivere! ( (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:50:05
    echo $POST | sed s/N/M/ | cowsay > enlightenment (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:46:11
  now if only... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:42:17
    Hey, this isn't *Friday*! (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:50:51
I've been rather productive here today. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:29:04
  Next thing you know, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:35:51
    heh, i *do* have plans to form an all woman army.. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:37:26
      Is that anything like "Magic, self-healing . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:48:17
        similar, but *much* more fun to watch. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:50:30
          That much is certain</Spock> (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:52:14
            The only way that could have been *any* geekier; by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 11:01:23
              . . . why . . . thank you . . . I think . . . (n/t by HadEnuf2005-01-17 11:05:55
              Nah... by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:03:32
Has anyone seen this? If so, can you help? by Eric3_141592006-11-19 12:55:59
  Neat! by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:23:48
Next month... by Kickstart2005-01-17 10:16:11
  Bows down to financial management skillz by voxwoman2005-01-17 11:38:27
    I don't know about that by Kickstart2005-01-17 12:31:40
      OK I'll bite... by voxwoman2005-01-17 12:54:29
        Registered Retirement Savings Plan by Kickstart2005-01-17 13:04:24
  Yay! (n/t) by notdeadyet2005-01-17 10:56:16
  Congratulations! (n/t) by Nea2005-01-17 10:24:51
  Congrats, it's going to take us 17-20 years until by techi8702005-01-17 10:19:22
  Do you not have property taxes in CA? by Egaeus2005-01-17 10:18:57
    Yeah....currently $184/yr :) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-01-17 11:28:05
    Property tax is nothing but rent, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:27:51
      I would have thought that you'd have generalized by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:29:00
        No, other taxes are *just* a protection racket by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:32:04
          True. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:35:23
            I'm too tired and lazy, today, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:47:12
          Property tax does pay for education, roads, police by techi8702005-01-17 10:33:19
            But it doesn't *have* to be done that way! by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:42:32
              Agreement. Best examples of this are by leistico2005-01-17 10:52:20
    Eminent Domain = world's oldest protection racket (n/t) by leistico2005-01-17 10:26:32
      But seriously, congrats. (n/t) by leistico2005-01-17 10:27:21
Downloading question... by OnDemand2005-01-17 10:10:54
  For music by thecatman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Uploading answer... by firehawk2005-01-17 11:27:26
    Wrong. That would be forty-two. by HadEnuf2005-01-17 11:47:34
  downloading TV shows is a slight grey area. by rook_mtl2005-01-17 11:14:15
    I don't think it's grey. by jugulum2005-01-17 11:33:12
      It's not so much the recording that might by Peace_man2005-01-17 11:46:12
  Open Source Movies ... by aix tom2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Intresting thanks... (n/t) by OnDemand2005-01-17 11:05:51
  How bought for a price.... by OnDemand2005-01-17 10:28:50
  cat /dev/urandom > wasteofspace by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:15:30
    Uh, dude, that's *evil*, isn't it? (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:25:24
      I can't see how. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:27:01
        You wouldn't happen to be a Djinn, would you? (n/t by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:33:12
          No, no, by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:36:13
            Ah, that explains the evil by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:55:11
  Oinks Pink Palace by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
    that name sure sounds bad by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:35:47
      I know it SOUNDS bad by rogue19712005-01-17 11:40:12
        ...which is also bad. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:42:01
  legal is such a gray word (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-01-17 10:12:53
    Synethesia strikes again, eh? ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:17:18
      nice! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:47:42
    Not if he doesn't own the original sources. (n/t) by nin_man2005-01-17 10:15:42
I just realized something... by funky_monkey2005-01-17 10:02:05
  *WHACK!* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:04:59
Radio clicky! by mortaine2006-11-19 12:55:59
Darth Tater again. by DShade2006-11-19 12:55:59
Connecticut pushes for real movie start times. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I like some of the commercials. Many are... by DShade2005-01-17 16:29:30
    I don't. by mortaine2005-01-17 17:07:59
      "OTM SHANKS" by Dazed2005-01-17 19:46:24
  Which is why I rarely go. by esbita2005-01-17 10:31:18
    Don't they already have this in France? by Dazed2005-01-17 12:54:13
      Don't they already? by esbita2005-01-17 13:20:02
        A response by Dazed2005-01-17 14:07:44
  If people wouldn't BUY ludicrously overpriced by LionsPhil2005-01-17 09:54:49
    If people didn't buy the overpriced popcorn by crash_2005-01-17 11:59:48
      And that's a justification? by LionsPhil2005-01-17 12:11:26
        You're according smarts to Lusing MBA Twits? by HadEnuf2005-01-17 12:16:37
    Say what you will about Steam by MikeCDN2005-01-17 10:01:29
      Use a CD-key instead. by Pic2005-01-17 10:27:35
        Yes, but my lawyer is more expensive than yours by HadEnuf2005-01-17 11:03:39
          Why do you allow drive spindown? by Kickstart2005-01-17 11:32:44
            CD-drive spindown. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:37:23
              Ah, ok by Kickstart2005-01-17 12:52:51
                Dang, $15 for a little tray app? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-17 13:46:41
                  There are free ones too by Kickstart2005-01-17 14:05:08
      I disagree. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:02:42
        How do you know? by MikeCDN2005-01-17 10:12:14
          Simple. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:13:42
  No difference unless they assign seats. by AndyA2005-01-17 09:50:34
  Gee, and I hoped "real" meant "realistic"` by HadEnuf2005-01-17 09:43:05
  See below... by DShade2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *Very* interesting article. by Esteis2005-01-17 10:54:33
      No problem. You are quite welcome. (n/t) by DShade2005-01-17 16:25:57
    Does anybody from Germany know if it's the same by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 10:08:27
    I suddenly feel much better... by TheGM2005-01-17 09:57:40
  Those ads always were deceiving the public. by Peace_man2005-01-17 09:37:13
After 4 months of whining by MikeCDN2005-01-17 09:31:46
  Both are bile. Try Vernor's by tskelton2005-01-17 18:59:37
  Quite right. by Esteis2005-01-17 10:16:05
    Ginger ALe isn't beer :) by MikeCDN2005-01-17 10:48:35
      Heck, ginger *beer* ain't beer by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:57:46
        A former Hoosier! by tskelton2005-01-17 18:58:53
Man this cold makes me feel like someone has by techi8702005-01-17 09:24:29
  Ahhhhhhhh... by firehawk2005-01-17 11:34:51
  how cold is it exactly? (n/t) by funky_monkey2005-01-17 09:27:53
    temp is warm today. I have the cold. (n/t) by techi8702005-01-17 09:29:09
      Ah, I get it. Brain made an asumption there. by funky_monkey2005-01-17 09:30:52
        *cough* You changed names by afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Indeed I did. by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Well, I had to find and check the link by afterburner2005-01-17 10:10:26
              *sues afterburner for $18.3mil (canadian) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:19:57
                *gives 25 euro cents to wtfunkymonkey* by afterburner2005-01-17 10:25:41
                  that's no fun... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:27:33
                    But you did it anyway by afterburner2005-01-17 10:39:57
                      nobody's allowed to *WHACK!* the monkey. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:40:59
                        Better than doing something else to the monkey, by HadEnuf2005-01-17 11:28:57
                          depends. some people like that sort of thing (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 11:48:48
                            Quite possibly everybody; but *not* in public! Ew! (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-17 11:54:58
                              Hmmm. I must be a sick monkey then (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 12:09:03
                                Maybe better sick monkey than sick puppy, though ( (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-17 12:18:37
                                hey, thats a pretty good band actually. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 12:28:20
        I suppose the cold, however, is a product . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 09:36:50
Ultimate Weapon--Make them too randy to fight! by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The Pentagon needs to stop mining my dreams by Mad_Peter2005-01-17 16:12:00
  sounds like the making of a popular cologne :) (n/ (n/t) by gibuu2005-01-17 15:37:50
  I say we develop the weapon independently by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 10:11:09
    Wouldn't change much, except for . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:19:27
      Secrecy? by arktus2005-01-17 10:33:31
      I was thinking more along the lines of by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 10:27:58
        Believe me, they'd all work very hard . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 11:21:39
        The Devil? In a Church? by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:32:19
          The Devil in a chirch, happens all the time. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:38:29
            Careful, treading on thin ice, there by HadEnuf2005-01-17 11:11:34
            ack! chirch==church by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:38:57
  What's *really* "dumb", here, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 09:33:15
    I disagree; by funky_monkey2005-01-17 09:55:51
      Yes, but which is the likelier outcome? by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:09:18
        But they're specifically looking for the effect by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:13:17
          <sarcasm>How charming of them to justify by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 10:16:08
            Well, yeah. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:25:32
            That was kinda my point, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:23:47
              Too bad we can't 86 douchebags like that... by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 10:29:39
                Unfortunately, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 11:27:16
                  Yeah, that's why I said we can't. by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 11:31:05
                    Dunno, was thinking "Lemon", myself (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-17 11:43:59
                *goes to walmart* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:32:00
            lol! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:20:34
      The real victims by TheGM2005-01-17 10:02:16
        Yet another outcome likelier than the one proposed (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:10:18
        *shudder* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:03:46
          which happens after you've stopped laughing ;) (n/t) by TheGM2005-01-17 10:06:18
            I still stand by my original idea. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:08:04
  This makes me want to form an all woman army by funky_monkey2005-01-17 09:26:12
ATTN: Voltigeur, You've got mail </aol> (n/t) by OnDemand2005-01-17 09:21:06
Win2k printer help... by OnDemand2005-01-17 09:08:30
  Ad yourself as Administrator of your dad's printer by DShade2005-01-17 09:34:10
  Local Printer or Network ? by aix tom2005-01-17 09:24:48
Okay I don't know whether it is a good sign or not by Spisefisken2005-01-17 08:32:10
  *Sales* Director ? by aix tom2005-01-17 09:26:28
    He is not a real director by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sounds like you've probably got it. by radiowave9112005-01-17 09:26:23
    Good vibes all way round by Spisefisken2005-01-17 12:46:53
  If they had bad news they would have given it by funky_monkey2005-01-17 09:23:52
    uhh I hope you are right by Spisefisken2005-01-17 12:46:01
  Hey - fingers crossed man! by AfPhantom2005-01-17 08:45:21
    this is the kind of spam that will give this game by plblark2005-01-17 13:45:57
    Thanks by Spisefisken2005-01-17 12:45:02
      You will let us know, right? by AfPhantom2005-01-17 14:34:10
        Why of course. by Spisefisken2005-01-17 22:31:32
Revenge of the civilian panty-waists! by AfPhantom2005-01-17 08:32:05
  Let me guess...the "vampire" thing again, by LionsPhil2005-01-17 09:02:28
    Indeed it is. by wheresthefish2005-01-17 10:17:48
      ahem? by plblark2005-01-17 10:45:40
      They were. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:28:15
  looks interesting... by scragman2005-01-17 08:46:59
    Added you to my daily click-list... by AfPhantom2005-01-17 09:01:20
      a suggestion: by plblark2005-01-17 09:31:26
        Good idea - how do we do it? by AfPhantom2005-01-17 09:36:53
          Make a new UF account called HeroWar, or similar. by Esteis2005-01-17 10:21:19
            Done. I think! by HeroWar2005-01-17 11:15:13
              Top Level Comment by plblark2005-01-17 12:34:10
      kewl, thanks!! (n/t) by scragman2005-01-17 09:04:35
  And whilst I remember... by AfPhantom2005-01-17 08:43:12
Windows partition not bootable... by Tarinaky2005-01-17 08:13:35
  Why are you using FAT32 on XP (n/t) by OnDemand2005-01-17 09:23:16
    because i can only find read-only drivers for... by Tarinaky2005-01-17 10:02:32
  quote from the event log... by Tarinaky2005-01-17 08:53:28
    Don't you love how Microsoft... by OnDemand2005-01-17 09:26:06
      the link only works from inside event viewer... by Tarinaky2005-01-17 10:01:17
  Hrm... by Kickstart2005-01-17 08:24:05
    Were it not XP, I'd ask if the partition . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 08:28:20
    solution? by Tarinaky2005-01-17 08:26:26
      Reinstall by Kickstart2005-01-17 08:31:40
        how could i restore that with Slackware?<n/t> by Tarinaky2005-01-17 08:50:17
          With a bootable floppy, perhaps by Kickstart2005-01-17 10:00:02
Make sure your tools are in proper order. by krisguy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  'If you're going to have a nail in the brain, by toxin2005-01-17 08:16:18
  Owwww! by chrisP2005-01-17 08:12:26
  Err... by Number_Six2005-01-17 08:10:51
    A bankruptcy may well be the simplest solution; by HadEnuf2005-01-17 08:16:48
      His options, as I see it (AIANAL) are by voxwoman2005-01-17 09:33:18
        As I recall, 2x is rather small. by webishop2005-01-17 11:13:31
          IIRC, the ratio we use is 50% by plblark2005-01-17 13:30:37
        Suing the nail gun manufacturer? by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 09:40:36
          Uh, the driver *BACK*fired . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 09:55:17
          In America? by LionsPhil2005-01-17 09:50:32
            exactly by voxwoman2005-01-17 09:55:53
              All those companies could save lots of money by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 11:30:23
                Oh, their engineers will certainly investigate it by HadEnuf2005-01-17 11:58:27
    Bankruptcy. by esbita2005-01-17 08:14:40
      And there is no insurance covering by chrisP2005-01-17 08:16:14
        What do you bet... by Didactylos2005-01-17 08:53:57
        Depends on "employee" status by HadEnuf2005-01-17 08:19:16
        Only if the employer buys it. by toxin2005-01-17 08:18:13
          Pfffft ... by chrisP2005-01-17 08:19:52
            They are, here, too; but . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 08:25:19
          I thought it was mandated by law by plblark2005-01-17 08:19:40
            You can let it lapse. by esbita2005-01-17 08:26:31
              If the employer lets it lapse by notdeadyet2005-01-17 10:12:07
                You assume he had an employer. by esbita2005-01-17 10:41:16
                  Exactly by HadEnuf2005-01-17 12:03:46
                    Ye deities. When i see things like *that* by jedidiahstott2005-01-17 16:31:22
My brag moment. by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  They're so cute when they're small -- by hieraco2005-01-17 15:37:46
  it's a good thing it's not gutter Friday. by funky_monkey2005-01-17 09:24:53
  404 :( (n/t) by voxwoman2005-01-17 07:54:18
    Worse: EVIL IIS 404!!!! Aaaaaagh! . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 08:12:01
  Argh - ignore that link... look at this one... by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Cute kid! (n/t) by silvermoon822005-01-17 08:07:48
    Much cuter by voxwoman2005-01-17 07:55:27
      He has to be ready for the bus by 7 by Sweethart2005-01-17 07:59:26
"I am Darth Tater" by fireballmatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If you only knew the power of the French Fry?! (n/t) by DShade2005-01-17 09:43:52
    Your flavour is weak, old man! (n/t) by TheGM2005-01-17 09:46:48
  Only your hunger can defeat me! (n/t) by TheGM2005-01-17 09:37:17
  I am Obi Won Ketchuobi (n/t) by funky_monkey2005-01-17 09:29:15
  YO! SPUD ! by Cokish2005-01-17 07:58:44
  My daughter asks by voxwoman2005-01-17 07:56:45
GRUB and Linux help by OnDemand2005-01-17 07:49:24
  Im using Win2k... by OnDemand2005-01-17 08:05:00
    email me by Voltigeur2005-01-17 08:09:27
      OK, I did (n/t) by OnDemand2005-01-17 09:10:54
  From windows? fdisk /mbr (n/t) by Voltigeur2005-01-17 07:54:05
Two wars underway, one effectively lost already... by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "There have also been calls from Pentagon hawks by wheresthefish2005-01-17 10:08:13
    Maybe Iran was the real target all along? by Peace_man2005-01-17 12:04:07
      Listen to the voices in your tinfoil hat. by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 12:07:27
        So Bush really DOES have this evil plan? by Peace_man2005-01-17 13:10:31
          You think you're kidding, don't you? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 13:27:05
            Sorry, did you say something? This hat by Peace_man2005-01-17 13:38:57
              Bush doesn't know from cattle anyway. by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 13:42:59
                I wonder what Camel meat tastes like by MikeCDN2005-01-17 13:44:57
                  Bad news! I'm from Alberta. Our economy by Peace_man2005-01-17 14:52:54
                    Why do we call the meat from an animal by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 14:57:37
                      I suspect that the reason is that the west by gibuu2005-01-17 15:30:09
                        lol remove meet and add meat (n/t) by gibuu2005-01-17 15:30:55
                      becuase no one cares about birds :) by MikeCDN2005-01-17 15:02:02
                        The live-name is saxon, by delcted2005-01-17 22:32:32
    Who wants stability? by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:38:31
  If anyone who voted for that chump loses any of by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 08:47:03
    bush & co. by doc2352005-01-17 11:02:47
      Dude, I understand that Bush & Co. started by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 11:21:51
        nola by doc2352005-01-17 12:29:03
          Your reading comprehension is nearly as by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 13:05:06
          I think you're the one by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
          38 Fighter Jets = WMD, to you? by MikeCDN2005-01-17 12:34:47
            jets by doc2352005-01-17 12:38:59
              Then why didn't he? by MikeCDN2005-01-17 12:41:21
        s/wronly/wrongly (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 11:22:20
      Do I need to bang in the sign again? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 11:04:42
        Is it big enough for you and your partner by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 11:24:58
          *snerk* by LionsPhil2005-01-17 13:15:14
    You can disagree with the Prez/policy by leistico2005-01-17 10:40:59
      I may feel bad for the service person, but by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 11:43:28
        sailor friend by doc2352005-01-17 12:33:37
          He was a corpsman with a Marine unit. by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 12:44:34
            nola by doc2352005-01-17 12:50:38
              You know, there are probably support groups by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 13:12:50
                vietnam by doc2352005-01-17 13:19:47
                  No, I was feeling your hurt though and it by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 13:23:46
                well said. (n/t) by plblark2005-01-17 13:14:41
              MODS can you get rid of this troll? by MikeCDN2005-01-17 12:53:44
                getting rid of troll by doc2352005-01-17 13:12:19
                  Things here are pretty much open forums by plblark2005-01-17 13:13:36
          that's uncalled for by MikeCDN2005-01-17 12:36:33
            mikecdn by doc2352005-01-17 12:44:24
              WTF is your problem? by MikeCDN2005-01-17 12:51:19
                my problem by doc2352005-01-17 12:59:21
                  wtf by MikeCDN2005-01-17 13:09:06
                    mikecdn by doc2352005-01-17 13:29:54
                      I didn't call any names by MikeCDN2005-01-17 13:36:31
        I'll respect that view by leistico2005-01-17 11:56:14
          Roosevelt and Lincoln were forced into by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 12:04:35
            Not quite by leistico2005-01-17 15:33:37
            Didn't Kennedy chose not to start a nuke war? by Dazed2005-01-17 13:34:25
              That's true, but he did get us embroiled in the by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 13:41:45
                The Missiles of October? by MikeCDN2005-01-17 13:43:31
                  That was the TV movie about the Cuban by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 13:46:36
                    hmm thanks :) by MikeCDN2005-01-17 13:49:20
              Are you meaning the Cuban Missile Crisis/blockade? by plblark2005-01-17 13:40:17
                Aye. And from what I know, JFK kept his eyes open. by McNutcase2005-01-17 13:41:33
                  Yeah, this is it. It's all coming back to me now by Dazed2005-01-17 13:44:47
                    Oww, my head... by MikeCDN2005-01-17 13:45:28
    At least they stand up for what they believe in. by EvilLionsPhil2005-01-17 09:01:04
      *fights with EvilLionsPhil* by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 09:22:26
      Hey! It's ELP! by HadEnuf2005-01-17 09:22:04
    I heard a comment on the radio this weekend by toxin2005-01-17 08:59:36
    "Idiot-in-thief"? by HadEnuf2005-01-17 08:53:39
  That weirdly fits in with what I read the other by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 08:05:16
    They sure do NOT want to "support the $" by scissors2005-01-17 09:02:27
      The point in the article I read was that by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 09:33:09
        You say "it's only four more years" as if the by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 09:42:36
          bigoted ideas. by doc2352005-01-17 11:10:23
            You really should stop clicking on my posts by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 11:34:11
          Hmm, I'm saying it's "only four more years" as if by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 10:06:06
            And clearly, it is long enough by Dazed2005-01-17 13:28:27
          All they'd have to do is scare everyone again by voxwoman2005-01-17 10:05:58
            I can't wait 'til someone takes those Harkonnen by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 10:13:56
              With John Negroponte in the role of Rabban... (n/t by Number_Six2005-01-17 10:30:55
                "Know then that it is the year 2005." by Number_Six2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Except that didn't Frank Herbert by voxwoman2005-01-17 11:28:56
                    I have no idea. by Number_Six2005-01-17 11:39:49
                      Interstellar trade was dependant upon Spice in by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 11:46:53
                        Well... by Number_Six2005-01-17 11:53:02
                          Sorry, I should have used another phrase by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 11:57:44
    Weirdly, I heard the same thing. by Peace_man2005-01-17 08:51:21
  Why is no-one accountable for Iraq? by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oy... by Sterling_Ag2005-01-17 07:57:54
  <Deleted><Deleted>2005-01-17 08:09:51
    Modded for language (n/t) by Kickstart2005-01-17 08:10:04
    I apologize for trolling by delcted2005-01-17 07:59:30
      That won't get you modded. by Didactylos2005-01-17 08:01:25
        Not modded, but bad form by delcted2005-01-17 22:28:05
  They're "establishing" a link to AQ. by kahuana2005-01-17 07:49:42
Oi! Awesome ads (Madasafish) by sstacks2006-11-19 12:55:59
So, is my HDD unusable? by YakkoWarner2005-01-17 07:24:21
  sounds like stiction.... by dals_rule2005-01-17 07:41:32
  Paperweight, I suppose. by chrisP2005-01-17 07:36:46
    Yeah, already replaced. by YakkoWarner2005-01-17 07:42:58
  Are you running windows? by imrambi2005-01-17 07:27:19
    Yes, although... by YakkoWarner2005-01-17 07:33:42
      Its dead Jim, dead by imrambi2005-01-17 07:39:50
        Maybe you just don't understand. by YakkoWarner2005-01-17 07:47:36
Hard drive help..... by OnDemand2005-01-17 07:15:38
  What says 250GB? by hekatombe2006-11-19 12:55:59
    LBA != 48-bit LBA, though... by bwkaz2005-01-17 16:08:12
    s/250GB/137GB/; (n/t) by hekatombe2005-01-17 07:38:26
  Is the entire drive on a single partition? by nin_man2005-01-17 07:20:38
  Does the bios see it as a 250 gig hd? (n/t) by scragman2005-01-17 07:18:28
  BIOS limit. by YakkoWarner2005-01-17 07:17:45
    Thanks I'll try it... by OnDemand2005-01-17 07:19:25
      Look at hekatombe's response above, too. by YakkoWarner2005-01-17 07:45:34
    Can you get around it by partitioning? (n/t) by nedludd2005-01-17 07:18:29
      Not sure. by YakkoWarner2005-01-17 07:20:42
      Nope. (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-17 07:19:52
  Stupid MS-Word (n/t) by OnDemand2005-01-17 07:16:03
    Stupid indeed. by jiteo2005-01-17 07:19:24
    You're browsing... by DerSarek2005-01-17 07:18:48
      Um I'm not sure if your kidding or not.... by OnDemand2005-01-17 07:23:21
        Disable "smart quotes"? by YakkoWarner2005-01-17 07:25:31
I'm going in to give a presentation by SkyHi2005-01-17 07:13:55
  M----! (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-17 08:01:18
  good luck!! (n/t) by scragman2005-01-17 07:17:11
  Break a leg (n/t) by Version0.12005-01-17 07:15:36
A call from a telemarketer by Version0.12005-01-17 07:10:17
  Back in the early days of by notdeadyet2005-01-17 11:15:02
  I love it! May I steal/palgerize that next time? (n/t) by hieraco2005-01-17 09:17:36
    Plagerize all you want by Version0.12005-01-17 11:06:51
  Better yet, _flying_ attack monkeys; or even . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 08:00:51
    *prepares *WHACK!*er* by funky_monkey2005-01-17 09:22:14
      I hope that's for the telemarketers by HadEnuf2005-01-17 09:24:44
        It is indeed. by funky_monkey2005-01-17 09:33:40
          My wife also used to be a telemarrketer, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:02:01
          telemarketer convo; by funky_monkey2005-01-17 09:50:18
            I've been hung up on before by niwikki2005-01-17 10:30:38
              did you swear? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 10:34:24
                I don't think I swore... by niwikki2005-01-17 10:37:07
            Now that is pure, EVIL, *GENIUS*! (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-17 10:04:36
Odd (mildly disturbing?) link: by sstacks2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Am I the only one who finds that funny? (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2005-01-17 09:09:38
    My wife loves it. (n/t) by DIVINAR22005-01-17 13:16:39
  EVIL! EVIL! by krikkert2005-01-17 07:46:51
    It's been posted here before. by Da_Pineapple2005-01-17 09:02:43
  AHHHHHHHHH by imrambi2005-01-17 07:38:29
    argghhh by dals_rule2005-01-17 07:48:27
  anyone have a link to the original? by lord_dolphin2005-01-17 07:25:03
  Thats worse than the star wars kid (n/t) by augment_compass2005-01-17 07:17:52
  That is just.. by bioinfo2005-01-17 07:11:32
  Woo! by Sojawurst2005-01-17 07:10:54
  *choke* ... (n/t) by DerSarek2005-01-17 07:09:41
  Mildly? (n/t) by chrisP2005-01-17 07:06:39
So I want to learn a new language... by MaW2005-01-17 07:01:41
  African click click language? :) by MikeCDN2005-01-17 14:25:09
  Depends on where you travel by notdeadyet2005-01-17 10:26:41
  I'm not a linguist, but by Pic2005-01-17 08:00:13
    Rather, by kyrasantae2005-01-17 10:36:49
    A bit more on mandarin by HadEnuf2005-01-17 08:48:28
      s/\(Guangzho\)./&u/ # d--- QWERTY kb! (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-17 08:49:36
  Yiddish! by DerSarek2005-01-17 07:10:51
    It might even help to understand US "English". . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 07:57:02
  Swahili? (n/t) by nedludd2005-01-17 07:09:23
  klingon? (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-17 07:08:37
    s/k/th/|s/o/aa/ by HadEnuf2005-01-17 07:55:31
      BAH! tlhIngan Hol Dajatlhbe'! by DIVINAR22005-01-17 13:18:46
    I tried that once, briefly. by YakkoWarner2005-01-17 07:13:58
  Or for something truly strange, try by webishop2005-01-17 07:05:25
    It's not that strange. by jiteo2005-01-17 07:15:54
      If Slavic languages are anything alike... by Khaar2005-01-17 07:21:52
        Well, I'm trying to learn some Czech by IByte2005-01-17 09:24:38
    In Soviet Russia, language learns YOU! by nedludd2005-01-17 07:08:20
  Got any spare time to spare then? by Khaar2005-01-17 07:03:42
Opinion of a Website... by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  well done... by LJENS2005-01-17 12:13:34
  I concur with many of the comments by voxwoman2005-01-17 11:34:13
  It doesn't say "Avon" to me by notdeadyet2005-01-17 10:54:34
  Only point I'd inject is that the legends on your by webishop2005-01-17 07:04:11
  Ding, dong, Avon ;) by chrisP2005-01-17 07:03:36
  Very pretty by Spisefisken2005-01-17 06:59:47
the butter knife is under the cheese (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 06:40:57
  You only *think* it is _your_ mind control gun (n/ by HadEnuf2005-01-17 07:50:55
  I accuse! by rogue19712005-01-17 06:45:01
  well it was buttercheese by ParityBit2005-01-17 06:41:48
Job interview today! by silvermoon822005-01-17 06:26:39
  *crosses fingers* by chrisP2005-01-17 06:50:01
    U 4got something : by klar_at_work2005-01-17 07:02:19
      O_o by chrisP2005-01-17 07:08:59
        I thought it was >< (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-17 07:15:08
  LUCK! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 06:43:08
  Twelve men broke loose in '73... by Avium2005-01-17 06:29:55
    I think it's Kingston Pen, not Millhaven. by silvermoon822005-01-17 08:14:12
    ... because of a computer glitch. by jiteo2005-01-17 06:44:23
      Computers don't make mistakes. by LionsPhil2005-01-17 09:04:32
  *sends good interviewing vibes* by syren2005-01-17 06:27:30
    *steals crumpets* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 06:44:12
This is not good by DarthSane2005-01-17 06:19:51
  At least it told you... by sauerlandcowboy2005-01-17 06:31:32
    Gotta love AIX's hardware diagnostics <n/t> by kanth2005-01-17 06:58:37
    Gotta love mirrored arrays by DarthSane2005-01-17 06:36:42
I hate school holidays. by Sweethart2005-01-17 06:11:09
  {{{Sweethart}}} by HadEnuf2005-01-17 07:48:48
  At least the commute was easy. by YakkoWarner2005-01-17 07:16:09
So... is there a way to resize ext3 partitions? by Winsmith2005-01-17 06:08:26
  If you have any slack space . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 07:45:12
  Partition Commander by YakkoWarner2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Parted? by hekatombe2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ah, wery interestink. by Winsmith2005-01-17 09:37:01
  Or parted by aix tom2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Parition Magic by ptkdb2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Reinstall. (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-17 06:25:08
    really no other way? (n/t) by Winsmith2005-01-17 06:48:28
Oh, great. Now I'm responsible for a scandal. Bah. by Khaar2005-01-17 05:46:52
  Not it is not your fault by Victim2005-01-17 05:51:47
    You turfing onto my territory by any chance? by Khaar2005-01-17 05:55:32
      I am just here to relieve you. by Victim2005-01-17 06:00:13
      yes if anything fails ...blame the tech by ParityBit2005-01-17 05:59:43
        of course, WE apparently broke someones fridge so (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-17 06:03:30
          Any updates on that? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-17 07:18:38
            Nope! :o( (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-17 12:26:44
          there is no fridge....... by ParityBit2005-01-17 06:49:32
            There is no server rack, either; nor, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 07:37:02
    *stabs Victim* (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-17 05:52:45
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
Print syntax for VB 6.0 by SkyHi2005-01-17 05:31:08
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  When will it happen that all the names on that by delcted2005-01-17 05:39:01
    Happend already... by Cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
PUN-ishment.... by bioinfo2005-01-17 05:11:41
  Silly rabbi. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-17 07:49:41
    Kicks are for Triids! (n/t) by HadEnuf2005-01-17 08:57:17
  Helps if you don't have another brand on the brain by HadEnuf2005-01-17 07:34:56
  I love that joke...going to have me smiling by syren2005-01-17 05:31:34
  I know it's a play on words by rogue19712005-01-17 05:24:45
    From an advert by bioinfo2005-01-17 05:27:34
      AAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGHHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by jpprater2005-01-17 06:42:23
      AHHHHHHHH ok (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-17 06:13:28
        *CLANG!* by bioinfo2005-01-17 06:16:03
Cat Haiku by voxwoman2005-01-17 05:04:11
  Oh, so true! by Sojawurst2005-01-17 06:52:02
    Many UFies are also cat lovers/people. by tskelton2005-01-17 18:40:04
    And Another one here by hieraco2005-01-17 09:22:41
    You do, now! by HadEnuf2005-01-17 07:32:39
Women tennisplayers have balls in their underwear! by Spiff2005-01-17 05:02:23
  I don't think that's actually where they put them. by AndyA2005-01-17 09:06:53
  that is increadibly hot. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 06:19:38
KDE theme question by buzzin2005-01-17 04:05:58
  a list by gogodidi2006-11-19 12:55:59
Gmail post by gmailthread2006-11-19 12:55:59
What a crappy crappy day by rogue19712005-01-17 03:49:26
  Managers are buying us lunch by rogue19712005-01-17 05:16:11
    Well, I'm happy for you. by Sojawurst2005-01-17 06:56:19
      pizza from Pizza Twice, not bad (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-17 09:10:45
  I was given the lovely gift of cafeene by rogue19712005-01-17 05:06:56
Easy way to switch to linux. ;-) by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I don't know why, but I found that hilarious. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 06:11:11
  AAARRRRGH! Crappy music! by murphy2005-01-17 04:24:50
My personal theme tune of the day by Astro-g2005-01-17 03:04:12
  Led Zeppelin - The Immigrant Song by tskelton2005-01-17 18:33:58
  Operation Ivy - Room w/o a Window (n/t) by boink2005-01-17 09:40:49
  "Renegades of Funk" - Rage Against the Machine (n/ (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-17 08:48:46
  well as it is stuck in my head for some reason... by AshyRaine2005-01-17 06:53:08
  I'm 'Enery the Eighth I am... by jdelphiki2005-01-17 05:37:23
    Second verse, same as the first! (n/t) by jdelphiki2005-01-17 05:37:41
  Arch Enemy - Snow bound (n/t) by Bellator2005-01-17 05:31:53
  In Flames - Dialogue With The Stars (n/t) by mtthu2005-01-17 05:19:59
  The Llama song by Doe2005-01-17 05:05:05
  The Eagles - Hotel California (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-17 04:58:35
  My personal theme song of the day... by Sweethart2005-01-17 04:45:08
  Jimmy Eat World - The Middle (n/t) by richlondoner2005-01-17 04:37:45
    Hey I was listening to that about by syren2005-01-17 04:45:36
      indeed it is... (n/t) by richlondoner2005-01-17 05:05:10
  Dire Straits - Telegraph road (n/t) by murphy2005-01-17 04:23:00
  Klangstabil - You May Start (n/t) by ParityBit2005-01-17 03:31:52
    my personal theme has switched now ...... by ParityBit2005-01-17 06:22:36
I gotta stop eating at my desk... by bioinfo2005-01-17 03:03:09
  I read that as "gotta stop eating my desk" (n/t) by voxwoman2005-01-17 06:58:39
    That too... by bioinfo2005-01-17 07:10:10
  How about one of these? by Doe2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Very useful... by bioinfo2005-01-17 04:35:43
      Heh... by Doe2005-01-17 05:00:43
        You mean like this one? by bioinfo2005-01-17 05:05:05
  I dont have that problem by Astro-g2005-01-17 03:06:20
Hardware checking utilities. by McGowan2005-01-17 03:01:42
  Try by Olfi2005-01-17 03:19:21
Just a small question by JohnLynch2005-01-17 02:23:28
  My short answer(s). by jugulum2005-01-17 09:59:49
  To Quote Homer J. Simpson, by hieraco2005-01-17 09:32:03
  I have to sign off for now. by hadji2005-01-17 07:37:36
    Then I'll do the same by delcted2005-01-17 08:00:34
      Darn timezones... by lcnessie2005-01-17 08:38:22
  A relevant Twilight Zone (the '85 series) by Version0.12005-01-17 07:27:34
  The God of Logic says the following: by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 06:48:41
  That's an old standard... by sstacks2005-01-17 06:36:30
  small, my posterior. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 06:07:20
    Question is, but the answer, that's different. ;) (n/t) by Khaar2005-01-17 06:28:13
  Of course. by moddermonster2005-01-17 04:23:02
  Impossible, yet possible. by Khaar2005-01-17 03:51:36
  Just like in Simpsons by scum2005-01-17 02:57:13
  One answer. by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Very intersting argument. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 06:06:04
    MY HEAD ASPLODE by Didactylos2005-01-17 05:08:36
    Hmm by Spisefisken2005-01-17 02:57:25
      The commandment is that the people should not kill by HadEnuf2005-01-17 09:06:16
      No, there isn't such a command. by jugulum2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Yes by delcted2005-01-17 22:50:13
          For a second there, by jugulum2005-01-18 08:24:49
      Actually, I don't get the Sodoma and Gomorra thing. by Khaar2005-01-17 06:26:56
        They were a threat to unwary travelers, . . . by HadEnuf2005-01-17 09:16:07
        The people were so evil, and vile that by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 06:37:08
          What *is* evil? by Khaar2005-01-17 07:47:09
            In a Christian viewpoint evil would be by funky_monkey2005-01-17 09:07:43
              Played Star Ocean 3 yet? by Khaar2005-01-17 09:35:19
                I have not, but am googling now. (n/t) by funky_monkey2005-01-17 09:57:13
          So if I think that there is no reason for a by delcted2005-01-17 07:19:15
            In the Old Testament... by funky_monkey2005-01-17 09:14:37
              Or somebody who slept with a foreigner by delcted2005-01-17 22:54:54
            How are you qualified to judge by hadji2005-01-17 07:34:15
              Hmmmgrmf by delcted2005-01-17 07:54:48
                I believe this is a slam dunk for Hadji... by lcnessie2005-01-17 08:32:14
                  Why? by delcted2005-01-17 23:03:08
                    This is something that God did not delegate. by lcnessie2005-01-18 04:06:14
      There's a difference between killing, and murder by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 06:05:16
      Ever heard of diplomatic immunity? (n/t) by Khaar2005-01-17 03:54:11
      It is only a sin if God didn't order them killed. by delcted2005-01-17 03:09:41
      Nope. by hadji2005-01-17 03:05:08
        If you can't know the nature of a simple statement by delcted2005-01-17 03:11:55
          Don't blame the problems of crappy translation on by jugulum2006-11-19 12:55:59
            And I didn't even make that objection by delcted2005-01-17 23:08:27
              My apologies, I "overunderstood." by jugulum2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Because I read the Bible in a fuller context. by hadji2005-01-17 03:22:36
            No, and I don't "write off" religion either by delcted2005-01-17 03:34:55
              I said that in relation to Sodom and Gomorrah. by hadji2005-01-17 03:47:05
                The statement should probably beunderstood in the by delcted2005-01-17 03:59:08
                  Children understand that money buys things. by hadji2005-01-17 04:06:53
                    A very good analogy by delcted2005-01-17 04:32:45
      yes, by Astro-g2005-01-17 03:02:11
        Then you don't like science? by hadji2005-01-17 03:07:11
          they dont claim by Astro-g2005-01-17 03:09:07
            Science claims to be a search by hadji2005-01-17 03:14:54
              Individuals do by delcted2005-01-17 03:29:11
                And it's the same with religion. by hadji2005-01-17 03:53:52
                  The bible does claim to be written by God by delcted2005-01-17 04:07:53
                    I can also easily find Christians who do agree by hadji2005-01-17 04:16:03
                      Just one example by delcted2005-01-17 04:26:08
                        That is in the book of Revelations by hadji2005-01-17 04:31:40
                          Then Paul said that the whole bible is by God... by delcted2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            My answers: by hadji2005-01-17 05:05:54
                              Considering that the Gospels don't even agree by BloodyViking2005-01-17 07:14:38
                                That's nothing... by Bellator2005-01-17 09:34:25
                                And how is that a reason to hate or ridicule the by hadji2005-01-17 16:09:16
                                I never said it was by Bellator2005-01-17 17:09:39
                                And I'm not asking anyone to share my beliefs. by hadji2005-01-17 21:29:16
                                Why is it that the overwhelming majority by delcted2005-01-17 23:17:05
                                My guess? by jugulum2005-01-18 08:16:44
                                They don't say "these were his last words." by jugulum2005-01-17 09:22:19
                                Read them again. by BloodyViking2005-01-17 09:58:34
                                What do you mean, "interpretations"? by jugulum2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                I don't believe there is even a question here. by hadji2005-01-17 07:31:46
                                But when elements of Both by BloodyViking2005-01-17 08:17:14
                              Christianity doesn't advocate them by Bellator2005-01-17 05:35:37
                                I disagree that he commits them freely. by hadji2005-01-17 05:47:13
                                Of course he commits them freely by Bellator2005-01-17 05:53:23
                                You say He does, I say He doesn't. by hadji2005-01-17 06:01:03
                                The character of a god that loves and forgives? by Bellator2005-01-17 06:27:11
                                Where in the Bible? In the Old Testament? by hadji2005-01-17 06:46:29
                                Once, in school, our religion teacher was talking by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 07:19:25
                                Question : When does out of character behaviour by Bellator2005-01-17 07:04:32
                                It becomes in character behavior when by hadji2005-01-17 07:27:13
                                And that message is... by Bellator2005-01-17 07:33:48
                                And at least for the S&G-incident the second part by delcted2005-01-17 07:40:26
                                So you would take the single incident of by hadji2005-01-17 15:57:15
                                That was just a comment, or a continuation of by delcted2005-01-17 23:29:18
                                Yes. When you defy me, I will send by hadji2005-01-17 07:36:22
                                That's not a very logic reaction. by delcted2005-01-17 07:48:47
                                Ah, so people living before Jesus died didn't go by Bellator2005-01-17 07:41:04
                                People living before Jesus still had one covenant. by hadji2005-01-17 15:44:17
                                Well, by krikkert2005-01-17 09:36:47
                                I agree to that point of view... by lcnessie2005-01-17 06:14:33
                              In fact the bible ends approx. 100 AD... by delcted2005-01-17 05:26:48
                                By that do you mean, if I only believe by hadji2005-01-17 05:42:50
                                Now I am really confused again. by delcted2005-01-17 05:57:51
                                Okay, something went *kaboom* there by hadji2005-01-17 06:16:19
                                That didn't help. by delcted2005-01-17 07:00:53
                                Spiritual truth is something that brings by hadji2005-01-17 07:18:17
                          s/new/knew (n/t) by hadji2005-01-17 04:32:13
              not quite what I meant by Astro-g2005-01-17 03:27:50
                You say that as if all religious people by hadji2005-01-17 03:43:20
                  the ones Ive met by Astro-g2005-01-17 03:45:31
                    But they're not. by hadji2005-01-17 03:50:37
  Another question by Spisefisken2005-01-17 02:47:48
    See my previous response in this post... by sstacks2006-11-19 12:55:59
    And again by hadji2005-01-17 02:58:34
      It is easier for me to believe in by BloodyViking2005-01-17 07:07:23
        That's fine, and I respect it. by hadji2005-01-17 07:19:57
      And that's exactly why by ttlogic2005-01-17 03:20:38
    Can't God have a God? (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-17 02:50:47
      Then who created God's god? by delcted2005-01-17 03:14:45
        Why did time begin? Did it suddenly think... by McGowan2005-01-17 03:19:57
          Maybe by delcted2005-01-17 03:23:39
            Or at least bounded in one end (n/t) by delcted2005-01-17 03:24:02
      But why don't people worship god's god instead by Spisefisken2005-01-17 02:53:15
  Yup, (s)he can by lcnessie2005-01-17 02:40:21
    Wow by JohnLynch2005-01-17 11:36:32
      Just a small question indeed... by lcnessie2005-01-18 03:33:35
    As for proof, what do you say to this: by delcted2005-01-17 03:20:48
      Philosophy mode in overdrive... by lcnessie2005-01-17 03:35:04
        When referring to the bible-god by delcted2005-01-17 03:47:34
          Also, He sent His Son. by hadji2005-01-17 04:44:21
            Not me by delcted2005-01-17 05:18:04
          I once asked, on this board, how could God prove by hadji2005-01-17 04:22:48
            It would prove the existence of God, by delcted2005-01-17 04:41:43
              Going a long way is not proof. by hadji2005-01-17 04:46:26
                Well, to be frank, this is actually a moot point. by lcnessie2005-01-17 05:13:06
                  if God wants us to Believe and have Faith by gibuu2005-01-17 17:05:27
                    I don't know about you, but when I see a proper by delcted2005-01-17 23:32:45
                      There is another reason why God might not want to by lcnessie2005-01-18 01:13:01
                  ...Actually... by lcnessie2005-01-17 05:16:18
                Convince me? by delcted2005-01-17 05:08:52
          Ah, ok, that clears some things up... by lcnessie2005-01-17 04:00:53
            Okidok by delcted2005-01-17 04:19:51
              ehr, could you rephrase the last question? by lcnessie2005-01-17 05:43:49
                My latest question: by delcted2005-01-17 06:17:07
                  And here is where I jump up in the air and yell by lcnessie2005-01-17 06:35:01
                    However... by lcnessie2005-01-17 08:11:56
                      If so: by delcted2005-01-17 23:37:38
                        Perhaps we are on the right track... by lcnessie2005-01-18 01:45:11
                          I hope so. by delcted2005-01-18 02:49:21
                            Good point... by lcnessie2005-01-18 03:50:25
  Omnipotent but not unchanging? by delcted2005-01-17 02:31:13
    In that case by JohnLynch2005-01-17 11:42:23
      Yes, because at any time he can do all he wants to (n/t) by delcted2005-01-17 23:39:23
        He also might change simply throuh the act of by delcted2005-01-17 23:39:58
I am off... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 02:11:13
  *pokes a sharp needle in Illiad* by McGowan2005-01-17 02:12:32
New upgrade for my server!! by defiler2005-01-17 01:57:47
  Congrats! by edokter2005-01-17 04:14:29
    It's from Upgradeware by defiler2005-01-17 07:04:12
      What motherboard? by edokter2005-01-17 11:21:22
RCOTD by mekkanik_mike2006-11-19 12:55:59
Here's a theoretical questions... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 01:46:22
  Well, by krikkert2005-01-17 02:30:05
  What do you mean... by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 01:54:48
    A small army of Ufies working undercover... by TheCatMan2005-01-17 02:02:45
  1+the number of days from a cartoon is drawn till by delcted2005-01-17 01:51:04
Yay! Essay done! by Arivia2005-01-17 01:38:28
Heh, I know where this is going... by archnerd2005-01-17 01:26:24
Is oot around? by Arivia2005-01-17 01:14:52
  oot doesn't check UF often, IIRC. by krikkert2005-01-17 02:28:33
    Is she back from England, yet? (n/t) by hadji2005-01-17 02:35:21
      Nope, by krikkert2005-01-17 02:38:03
        Are you saying that she'll come back to the States by hadji2005-01-17 02:54:58
          probably not by Astro-g2005-01-17 03:10:28
            If she stays too long by DerSarek2005-01-17 04:25:35
  Does this mean we all can read 'oot' by Cokish2005-01-17 01:27:03
Religion, part 2. by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
Windows Box? Yes or No? by AceOfHertz2005-01-17 00:53:35
  Yes. by tskelton2005-01-17 18:27:13
  1Win2K SERVER BOX by flatlander2005-01-17 13:25:13
  No. My laptop used to be dual boot, by frause2005-01-17 09:57:46
  1 Windoze box for wife and dual-boot laptop (n/t) by jailbird2005-01-17 09:33:19
  I'm a gamer, so, yes. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 08:45:08
  It's installed. by jiteo2005-01-17 06:30:26
  one dual boot machine by chaotic2005-01-17 06:20:11
  1 Win install that won't boot anymore. by bwkaz2005-01-17 04:03:25
    Oh, and one other Linux box as a firewall. by bwkaz2005-01-17 04:04:29
  Me, 2 linux boxen; SO, 1win box (n/t) by salix2005-01-17 03:30:45
  I have both, Linux and Windows boxen (n/t) by alphascorpii2005-01-17 03:08:52
  some on multi boot by ttlogic2005-01-17 02:58:54
  I have a dual booting laptop by afterburner2005-01-17 02:42:03
  Yes. by tom-2005-01-17 02:41:23
  4 Windows Machines (WinXP) by WakkoWarner2005-01-17 02:20:53
    You'll hear no argument from me. by YakkoWarner2005-01-17 07:08:09
    I have a dual-boot laptop (Fedora C3 and WinXP). by Khaar2005-01-17 03:12:20
  I did have it on a dual boot by TheCatMan2005-01-17 02:06:21
  Yes... by hekatombe2005-01-17 01:33:17
    Yeah, ATI drivers for Linux are pretty bad by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 01:35:40
  Dual boot -- games (n/t) by moddermonster2005-01-17 01:33:15
  Windows? Hmmmm... I have only the one in the wall by ideur2005-01-17 01:24:48
  Umm, I'm a windows user with a Linux box at home. by defiler2005-01-17 01:04:57
    Same here. 3Win + 2 Linux by klar_at_work2005-01-17 01:14:41
      <number> Linux boxen. (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-17 06:33:46
  Oh and... by AceOfHertz2005-01-17 01:00:38
  I've got a rarely used windows on my linux box... (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 00:58:37
/me goes to bed by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 00:42:57
  okay, so I lied. This time I'm serious. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 01:05:06
Ow, my legs hurt. by Khaar2005-01-17 00:40:29
  I shall now retire to my throne... by Khaar2005-01-17 02:42:43
  tendons? by celticess2005-01-17 00:47:14
    *grr* Seems I got lot of work left on my English. by Khaar2005-01-17 01:41:38
      Tendinitis by Yavine2005-01-17 04:32:25
        Oh yes, just the thing I need. >:-( by Khaar2005-01-17 05:06:23
          I'll pray my Goddess for you :-* (n/t) by Yavine2005-01-17 05:18:20
  Go to one of those shoe shops by whybird2005-01-17 00:45:30
Ten-HUT!! by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:38:11
  If you insist... by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Here you go! by Arivia2005-01-17 00:41:49
    hey... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:47:38
      Nowhere. by Arivia2005-01-17 00:51:26
A crazy idea by raptor_872005-01-17 00:24:16
  Doesn't nForce4 have a built-in firewall? (n/t) by Khaar2005-01-17 06:17:29
  Maybe something by dysfunct2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If not by scum2005-01-17 02:11:52
  If you don't want by moddermonster2005-01-17 01:57:56
  Been done... by Kickstart2005-01-17 00:47:05
  <number 5>need more input</number 5> by ideur2005-01-17 00:28:07
    I'm just bouncing the idea around by raptor_872005-01-17 00:37:58
      Probably because if you have a network card by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-17 00:54:10
      Ohhhhhhh ....... I see .... by ideur2005-01-17 00:47:04
        Try IpCop, it's free and works :) by buzzin2005-01-17 00:55:21
          I think I just dropped myself in over my head... by raptor_872005-01-17 01:03:39
  Whatever you dont... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:27:53
    That's not gasoline by raptor_872005-01-17 00:36:46
      what's the difference? by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:39:50
        Better container insulation by raptor_872005-01-17 00:41:51
Attn: The Cartoonist -- *bong* You got mail!!! by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:22:00
  I mailed him weeks ago - by Didactylos2005-01-17 00:37:31
    sometimes you gotta prod a little... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:39:11
      More or less invariably. by Arachnid2005-01-17 01:19:13
        *open's Illiad's mail closet* by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 01:43:40
          Oddly enough, by krikkert2005-01-17 02:36:20
Comment Board Trivia by count_02005-01-17 00:18:17
  The answer, for the curious by VCA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  New Question by krikkert2005-01-17 00:21:12
    well.. by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:30:41
      Correct, by krikkert2005-01-17 00:31:40
        Here goeth thou... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:33:23
          Alasdair MacLean by defiler2005-01-17 01:48:17
            17 January 1942 by l1nx2005-01-17 02:53:26
              That'd be Keanu Reeves. by defiler2005-01-17 03:08:25
                56 days by ideur2005-01-17 04:20:19
                  columbus by doc2352005-01-17 16:34:01
    I always know the answer to these things by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 00:24:38
    a baronet is.... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:23:51
      Not quite. by krikkert2005-01-17 00:26:06
        Answer by Illiad2005-01-17 00:31:52
          Hm. Time period? by krikkert2005-01-17 00:34:21
          Bet you to it... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:34:19
        or am i thinkink by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:28:38
Name Change by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 00:14:46
  Time check (n/t) by techi8702005-01-17 15:08:16
  It's because of those Funky_Monkey Wackproof hats by rogue19712005-01-17 02:42:48
    aye lassie, 'tis. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 05:53:11
      Sets up store: by delcted2005-01-17 06:00:15
        I'll make you the same deal I made the last guy... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 06:22:45
        PURCHASE!!!!!!!!!! (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-17 06:16:56
          Here you go. by delcted2005-01-17 06:25:56
            Can I have a salad instead? by rogue19712005-01-17 06:29:43
              Large and crunchy carrots we have by delcted2006-11-19 12:55:59
              *burns down delcted's haberdashery* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 06:32:43
                *Opens a previously hidden lid* by delcted2005-01-17 07:10:48
                  as opposed to gayjackets? (n/t) by funky_monkey2005-01-17 09:18:58
                    Shhh! Don't uncover my marketing ploys by delcted2005-01-17 23:42:59
  Remember to add it by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Why all that moderation in you old diary by Cokish2005-01-17 00:51:37
    Hmmm. It's probably best left untouched. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 01:01:04
  why the name change... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:24:22
    For a few reasons by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 00:29:04
      I'm flattered :-) by WheresTheFish2005-01-17 10:13:21
        hah! nice try. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 19:58:56
      Your diary? by Egaeus2005-01-17 09:47:30
        So in your mind I was a pariah for another reason? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 19:59:22
      *hooks up FM to the reasonometer* by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:31:52
        Just make sure to connect them to the right ports. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 00:35:18
          I know... it's just that i by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:36:34
            Indeed, I may now have a broken uvula. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 00:40:48
              hey... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:48:11
                *WHACK!* by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 00:50:16
                  Impure thoughts... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:58:18
                    error:404 not found. mekkanikesses do not exist. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 01:03:14
                      They do... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 01:04:40
                        google, wiki, dogpile, yahoo, msn... by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 01:06:01
                          nope... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 01:07:29
ONQ, and I totally agree with the last one. by krikkert2005-01-17 00:13:00
  I like 'em. (n/t) by Spud312005-01-17 12:00:14
  Personally like the passion/reason one by HadEnuf2005-01-17 07:06:27
  eh. that last one is scary true. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 01:04:38
Kickstart's Bazaar(trading thread) by krikkert2005-01-17 00:12:16
  A Nice pair of Jugs - Cheap! by hieraco2005-01-17 09:37:58
    You should probably say what city... by Kickstart2005-01-17 16:46:22
ATTN: Illiad, you've got mail. (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-17 00:11:42
Suse 9.1 Personal gcc by AceOfHertz2005-01-17 00:11:01
  Have you tried installing the rpms from Pro? by afterburner2005-01-17 00:20:05
    Got it working by AceOfHertz2005-01-17 00:35:12
  Since 9.0, I think, development stuff was only by hadji2005-01-17 00:12:50
I sense a bad joke about "boot" camp coming up.(n/ (n/t) by dodrian2005-01-17 00:10:11
  Re-Boot camp? (n/t) by hieraco2005-01-17 09:39:39
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2005-01-17 00:10:01
  Etitudeosity by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:51:31
    Minnokerang by roolegion2005-01-17 03:04:01
      cortclanger (n) by rogue19712005-01-17 06:41:19
        polydumbability by HadEnuf2005-01-17 07:04:51
          Heptaflingaritic (adj) by rogue19712005-01-17 07:30:04
            HUMMM not challenging enugh I supose? by rogue19712005-01-17 11:27:37
            OT: I *like* it! by HadEnuf2005-01-17 08:59:34
              HUH?!?!?! (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-17 09:14:03
                Still OT: by HadEnuf2005-01-17 09:18:57
Hehehehehe.. I can't wait to see how this strip.. by romandas2005-01-17 00:09:30
Illiways, the Cafe at the end of the UFieverse by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Normal coffee, please... by esbita2005-01-17 05:48:20
    'bita! by krikkert2005-01-17 05:51:14
      Fine thank you... by esbita2005-01-17 05:55:49
  Good morning by afterburner2005-01-17 02:40:41
    *serves coffee with a real kick* by krikkert2005-01-17 02:46:33
      *drinks* ouch by afterburner2005-01-17 02:49:05
  *Grabs BAS pot and hides under table* by bioinfo2005-01-17 01:46:50
    Whoo hooo by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 01:52:41
      After the weekend by bioinfo2005-01-17 02:11:50
  *yawns* Morning. by syren2005-01-17 01:01:46
    Morning my dear quadling. by krikkert2005-01-17 02:22:57
      Brown cheese? by syren2005-01-17 02:47:32
        It's delicious. by krikkert2005-01-17 02:50:11
          Okay. by syren2005-01-17 02:53:21
            Brown cheese good. by krikkert2005-01-17 02:57:34
              You seem a bit keen on it. by syren2005-01-17 03:00:53
                brown cheese that what my three yo son calls by gibuu2005-01-17 11:15:23
  Good morning! by tom-2005-01-17 00:50:05
    Nice work hours, by krikkert2005-01-17 02:20:11
      Thanks... by tom-2005-01-17 02:31:43
        That was the *big* problem in my summer vacation, by krikkert2005-01-17 02:34:05
  Morning ! by Electric Storm2005-01-17 00:39:42
    *serves hot chocolate* by krikkert2005-01-17 02:18:34
  {{{krikkert}}} by chrisP2005-01-17 00:39:17
    {{{chrisP}}} by krikkert2005-01-17 02:17:08
      Uhm, what? by chrisP2005-01-17 02:30:07
        Grow some reflexes! ;) by krikkert2005-01-17 02:35:10
          Argh! by chrisP2005-01-17 02:39:59
            Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil.. by krikkert2005-01-17 02:45:34
              seems like you have a problem... by chaotic2005-01-17 06:17:59
              *head a splode* by chrisP2005-01-17 02:50:23
                I am. by krikkert2005-01-17 02:52:21
  My usual... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:35:38
    That'll be, what, a spanking and a pair of hens? by krikkert2005-01-17 00:36:40
      *catches jug of BAS* by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:41:25
        I know many things. by krikkert2005-01-17 02:19:05
  morning! by dab2005-01-17 00:33:57
    *serves tea* by krikkert2005-01-17 00:35:22
      *drinks* thankee sir by dab2005-01-17 00:46:23
  Morning! by Doe2005-01-17 00:30:31
    Aww.. by krikkert2005-01-17 00:32:57
      *Slurp* ... *munch* by Doe2005-01-17 00:36:40
  {{{krikkert}}} by naqoyqatsi2005-01-17 00:25:54
    Haven't seen you for a while! by krikkert2005-01-17 00:27:12
      Busy. busy, busy by naqoyqatsi2005-01-17 02:19:12
Translations by Nea2005-01-17 00:01:02
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2005-01-18 02:28:46
  German / Deutsch (top post) (n/t) by Doe2005-01-17 00:21:33
    von diGriz by diGriz2005-01-17 01:03:22
    by tommy by tommy2005-01-17 00:33:35
    deutsch / german by wech2005-01-17 00:28:11
    Swabian / Schwäbisch by Doe2005-01-17 00:22:39
      qotd by doc2352005-01-17 00:57:36
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Lesseee.... by Kickstart2005-01-17 16:49:38
  Moving out for good. by esbita2005-01-17 15:45:41
  1. Meeting da-gimp. (Duh!) by Spud312005-01-17 12:02:19
  1. Got a computer. by skippy-ish_guy2005-01-17 11:47:36
  Lasers! Ninjas! Pirates! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-17 10:49:48
  Let's see... by sstacks2005-01-17 06:48:04
  Mediocre year... by tom-2005-01-17 06:31:44
  Well... by j.butterfly2005-01-17 06:21:38
    well... by j.butterfly2005-01-17 06:51:30
  Three best events in my 2004 by chaotic2005-01-17 06:13:05
  my things... by Garath2005-01-17 06:09:14
  3 important events by Doe2005-01-17 05:17:30
  Only Three? by hieraco2005-01-17 04:37:14
  1. Getting to finally meet Celticess by Bellator2005-01-17 04:20:57
  1:Quit smoking by Voltigeur2005-01-17 01:25:22
    steam a little, perhaps, but not smoke! ;-) by whybird2005-01-17 01:27:13
  Personal best 3: by raptor_872005-01-17 01:10:25
  ok by celticess2005-01-17 00:44:23
  Hmm tough one by Spisefisken2005-01-17 00:42:54
  Job, reduced depression, better sleep. Selfish? by whybird2005-01-17 00:36:13
  Easy.... by mekkanik_mike2005-01-17 00:23:00
  what do you mean? by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 00:20:27
    Depends what you mean by "Top", I guess. by whybird2005-01-17 00:30:21
      Oh yeah! by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 00:34:16
  Bought a car. by hadji2005-01-17 00:20:02
  Hmmm... by krikkert2005-01-17 00:13:59
  Got a new job. that's it by salix2005-01-17 00:11:38
    EGtting married was not a good thing? by whybird2005-01-17 00:32:42
      Bad day, week, month, year... by salix2005-01-17 00:54:09
        anytime (n/t) by whybird2005-01-17 01:22:54
      (Getting) (n/t) by whybird2005-01-17 00:33:11
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The well known money problem.... by skippern2005-01-17 05:27:53
    deposit would be the correct English term by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 05:57:34
      thank you by skippern2005-01-17 17:20:37
  zeeboyourmucusflooristooacidic by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 00:00:51
    humn? by Artanicus2005-01-17 00:05:55
      It's a conspiracy... by dopple2005-01-17 03:32:28
        It worked. (n/t) by tskelton2005-01-17 18:12:31
        HA! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 05:58:29
      lol, that's classic. by wtfunkymonkey2005-01-17 00:11:25
        Firefox is always black. by Celti2005-01-17 00:32:18
          ah.. by Artanicus2005-01-17 00:57:39
          *brain farts* by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
      All those "strange word" are the color :-) by ideur2005-01-17 00:11:04
      view source of grandparent of this post by foo1bar2005-01-17 00:10:58
        oops - great-grandparent - nt by foo1bar2005-01-17 00:11:57

 

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