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Cartoon for Jan 15, 2005
Strip for Jan 15, 2005
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Definition of Gormless by Sol Rosinberg2005-01-24 10:35:06
rollover... rollover... (n/t) by funky_monkey2005-01-15 23:58:49
  *plays dead* (n/t) by hadji2005-01-15 23:59:11
We are geeks. by Myke2005-01-15 23:39:40
  *sights* by LuciditY2005-01-18 21:46:34
  ??? by raptor_872005-01-15 23:46:51
    !!! by hadji2005-01-15 23:52:10
    correct, wildcards by PsychoI3oy2005-01-15 23:52:06
Ears full of music by hadji2005-01-15 23:16:45
Enemy Territory Fortress by ahecht2006-11-19 12:55:59
  not sure. will have to take a look by DaNutBall2005-01-15 21:55:31
    BTW, I'm not the server admin... by DaNutBall2005-01-15 21:55:59
Eeekkk... this pair of jeans goes garbage can... by LthrOttr2005-01-15 21:34:07
  I really ripped a pair while dancing a whiel back by inittab2005-01-16 19:02:53
  if it's split on the seam by funky_monkey2005-01-15 22:16:56
  Do you check your diary? by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
    About once a week. by LthrOttr2005-01-15 21:48:28
  I recently lost a pair in an unusual rip by thread_killer2005-01-15 21:40:44
    thats impressive by Astro-g2005-01-15 21:44:44
    Most entertaining rip by LthrOttr2005-01-15 21:42:51
      Heh...sounds embarrassing by thread_killer2005-01-15 21:48:14
Bon soir et bonne nuit mes amis... by Sweethart2005-01-15 21:28:40
  TTGTB for me too. Much schlepping tomorrow. by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 21:53:01
  We suck more than you know. (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-15 21:29:35
W00T! I got it, I got it! It only took 10 minutes by SnArL2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Haha I love that game by maximumbob2005-01-15 22:49:14
  Wa-ha-haaa. by Llyr2005-01-15 22:03:45
    That's just so...evil! Keep up the bad work! (n/t) by SnArL2005-01-15 22:07:54
  Took me two wrong guesses... by Kithplana2005-01-15 21:53:13
I should be recording this! by radiowave9112005-01-15 21:18:42
  Wow...I bet that's good by thread_killer2005-01-15 21:21:37
    Just searched and found it is on again at 2AM by radiowave9112005-01-15 21:28:25
ATTN: UFie Cooks (and anyone interested) by UF_Cookbook2006-11-19 12:55:59
Ooooh....I might have messed up..... by thread_killer2005-01-15 20:29:19
  I love mine by Astro-g2005-01-15 21:35:48
  eeesh... iPods... by DaNutBall2005-01-15 21:33:36
    My brother was teasing me about mine by SnArL2005-01-15 21:39:10
      wasnt that by Astro-g2005-01-15 21:52:37
        Nope, I just searched by SnArL2005-01-15 23:07:29
          must have been PA then (n/t) by Astro-g2005-01-15 23:14:35
      But a discman by thread_killer2005-01-15 21:41:51
  I don't have an iPod, bit I do have iTunes by radiowave9112005-01-15 20:41:24
    I finally broke down 'cause I'm tired of by thread_killer2005-01-15 20:47:12
      I look at the iPods every now and then by radiowave9112005-01-15 20:55:02
        It's pretty cool by thread_killer2005-01-15 21:04:23
          I look for that stuff whenever I go by radiowave9112005-01-15 21:12:28
Krikkert by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:26:38
  And if you use something that supports webcams... by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 20:38:10
    I'm working on it! by krikkert2005-01-15 20:39:40
And if you'll all join me... by nin_man2005-01-15 20:19:49
  Should have started at half-time. by Avium2005-01-15 22:55:47
First night back on After-Hours. by Evil_Minion2005-01-15 20:15:20
  Happy Birthday! by Epideme2005-01-15 20:29:15
    Nope. I'm the Evil_Minion who is someone else by Evil_Minion2005-01-15 20:34:58
    Sorry, the UF Evil_Minion lives in Dallas, TX. (n/ (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 20:32:56
      Hi, NOLA! How's life? by Evil_Minion2005-01-15 20:36:23
        *snerk* I'm setting up a network at home by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 20:41:45
          Hey! Congrats! by Evil_Minion2005-01-15 21:41:40
            Dunno about respectable... by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 21:49:25
              Quite a bit, Lady. I respect you, and my respect by Evil_Minion2005-01-15 23:20:36
    If it is Bonne Anniversaire!!!! (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:32:32
  Do you suck? (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:18:41
    I don't think he does. by krikkert2005-01-15 20:48:24
The lasagna came out even better - and here is why by Sweethart2005-01-15 19:54:24
  Well done, and my recipe... by LthrOttr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Question by serindipity2005-01-15 20:17:39
    Sweating Onions & The Recipe by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:21:51
      mmmmmm....sounds good! by radiowave9112005-01-15 20:40:05
      Thank you by serindipity2005-01-15 20:30:05
        Not a problem. by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:47:23
      Could you post this by UF_Cookbook2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Of course! (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:27:31
          Great by serindipity2005-01-15 20:47:50
  16 Cloves of garlic for two lasagnas?!?! by DesertRat662005-01-15 20:00:39
    I agree - but I had 2 old women coming over... by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:01:39
      Little tip by DesertRat662005-01-15 20:55:19
      She cooks lasagna *and* she plays Halo 2... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 20:05:26
        We *really* need to clone her. (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-15 20:05:59
          AND I *blow* (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:09:23
            Uh, can I borrow your DNA for a while..? (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-15 20:10:02
              Come and get it... by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:10:53
                Don't mind if I do.. by krikkert2005-01-15 20:14:36
                  Bring the restraints... by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:15:36
                    For who? by krikkert2005-01-15 20:20:09
                      The colder the better... by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:31:33
                    *packs a duck and a hose* by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 20:16:53
                      I personally would like a swing.. by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:17:59
                        Hope you have strong ceiling beams... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 20:18:30
                          Purrrrr (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:19:07
This blows. by Sweethart2005-01-15 19:44:04
  Added 2 paragraphs to your story :) (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-15 20:04:44
    w00t! It's about time! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 20:09:01
    YOU ROCK! I LOVE YOU! by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:09:00
      Like it? (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-15 20:11:30
        I LOVE IT! by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:15:00
          Well that map was too good to waste :) (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-15 20:18:16
            Wouldn't have been wasted... by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:24:10
              Homework and innuendo... interesting mix :P (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-15 20:31:13
                Not if you knew what she's studying... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 20:32:08
                  Business Cummunications... (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:33:49
                    Groan...Oh, now that's bad (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-15 20:35:30
                      I GOT A GROAN! by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:50:54
      Which story? by krikkert2005-01-15 20:09:38
        Check my diary: by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Hmm.. by krikkert2005-01-15 20:13:40
            My DNA? by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:14:32
              Sounds nice. by krikkert2005-01-15 20:15:26
                You never know... by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:17:17
                  Errh? by krikkert2005-01-15 20:19:21
                    Yakko^W - is it worth being my friend? (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:25:19
                    Awwwwhhhh.... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 20:22:47
                  lol (n/t) by Epideme2005-01-15 20:18:54
  w00t! by jiteo2005-01-15 19:49:12
  No this doesnt blow, This Sucks. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-01-15 19:47:58
    But does it swallow? (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-15 19:50:14
      It'd better. (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-15 19:51:27
        Every drop baby. (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-15 19:56:11
  *sigh* by krikkert2005-01-15 19:47:42
    The whipped cream is for AFTER the lasagna... by Sweethart2005-01-15 19:49:48
      Wait, by krikkert2005-01-15 19:51:11
        More than a hundred and one! by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 19:56:21
          And I intend to investigate all 102 tonight... (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-15 19:57:32
            I'll have the satellites placed. (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-15 19:58:21
        yeah - well... I have a tendancy to... by Sweethart2005-01-15 19:55:55
          Odd mental image. by krikkert2005-01-15 19:57:44
            Heh - well, I did... by Sweethart2005-01-15 19:58:32
              Heh, well, by krikkert2005-01-15 20:01:20
                At RHPS *everyone* looks good in a thong... (n/t) by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:02:11
                  RHPS? by krikkert2005-01-15 20:03:31
                    Rocky Horror Picture Show (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 20:04:23
                      ummn by Astro-g2005-01-15 20:21:34
                        LOL - Midnight Showings of RHPS are still going on by Sweethart2005-01-15 20:23:11
                          The one on Mill Ave? I went with my GF in '96 by SnArL2005-01-15 21:42:56
                          Isn't that "Magenter?" ;) (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 20:29:54
                            Who cares, by krikkert2005-01-15 20:46:56
                              You're right; I lost my head. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 20:59:59
                                I wore my Magenta costume to school one day... by Sweethart2005-01-15 21:14:13
                                I was riff raff. by joecrouse2005-01-15 21:24:28
              *cracks knuckles* *fires up Google* (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 19:59:12
                *turns SafeSearch off* (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 20:11:03
                her personal site is very FYOSS, nothing by shminux2005-01-15 20:08:37
In some respects my ISP is ####ing useless. by kahuana2005-01-15 19:27:53
  so blackhole 'em. (n/t) by Myke2005-01-15 20:04:58
Dammit ! I'm out of beer. by Number_Six2005-01-15 19:01:33
  Can you get me some root beer please? by Sweethart2005-01-15 19:46:32
    I happen to have a stash of the stuff here. by Number_Six2005-01-15 19:58:37
windows XP help - networking by Astro-g2005-01-15 18:54:39
  never mind by Astro-g2005-01-15 19:13:13
Stupid Snow Storm!!!!!!! by j.butterfly2005-01-15 18:49:32
  Too bad it goes so late because I thought by Celticess2005-01-15 18:52:28
    Yeah, that's the one... by j.butterfly2005-01-15 18:55:15
      Too bad your work didn't consider rebooking :( (n/t) by Celticess2005-01-15 18:59:55
        yeah... by j.butterfly2005-01-15 19:03:18
          Ught - that's why I hate snow. by Sweethart2005-01-15 19:48:31
        Oh and reason why I say that is by Celticess2005-01-15 19:00:37
"If you only knew the power of the Dark Side..." ( (n/t) by Number_Six2005-01-15 18:43:55
  Luke, who's your daddy? by jiteo2005-01-15 18:46:21
    Last term I had a movie class by gary_72005-01-15 19:17:59
      Not quite by basher202005-01-15 21:04:12
    "I find you lack of faith disturbing." by Number_Six2005-01-15 18:51:46
      Star Wars in Matrix style clothing? by raptor_872005-01-15 19:18:29
        There is no daddy! by jiteo2005-01-15 19:27:14
Jihad of the day, part the second by farfalla2005-01-15 18:43:19
  {{{poopyhead}}} by j.butterfly2005-01-15 18:58:20
  Does snowboarding hurt more to wipe out than ski's by Celticess2005-01-15 18:50:43
    Snowboarding you fall more often. by McGowan2005-01-15 18:53:13
      However... by McGowan2005-01-15 18:57:33
        go much faster on ski's by Astro-g2005-01-15 19:17:19
          I have had a paranoia about skiing. by McGowan2005-01-15 19:18:59
            there arent any tree's by Astro-g2005-01-15 19:37:06
              A good downhill alpine slope by McGowan2005-01-15 19:56:02
                I dont mind straightlining by Astro-g2005-01-15 20:19:42
  Well you're the poopyhead! by McGowan2005-01-15 18:50:02
I want a gross of these, please by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  attached to suction-cup darts! (n/t) by Vulture2005-01-16 12:11:06
assistance needed by rogue19712005-01-15 17:54:14
  simple solution? by deadweasle2005-01-15 18:36:32
    I'm wondering if it's in process of drive dying by Celticess2005-01-15 18:42:06
  Worst comes to worst.... by McGowan2005-01-15 18:36:28
  no burner, I bet I'm up "the" creek right? (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-15 18:09:29
    Look at freshmeat as mentioned but also by Celticess2005-01-15 18:19:33
      Oh and maybe something off this clicky will help by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    No. Just look for a NTFS driver for Win9x/ME. by kahuana2005-01-15 18:16:39
      Hmm... this might work (if you can boot to ME) by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Or that. by jiteo2005-01-15 18:22:06
        No. We're trying to recover files here. by kahuana2005-01-15 18:23:49
          Heh. Notice the winkey. (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-15 18:25:16
            Hey now! Yesterday was Gutter Friday ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2005-01-15 18:27:21
              Oh common. by jiteo2005-01-15 18:30:31
    Eeek. You'd have to find something by jiteo2005-01-15 18:11:22
      I have time though, I can look for one. (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-15 18:11:41
        Here: http://www.toms.net/rb/ (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-15 18:18:04
          I have toms root boot by Celticess2005-01-15 18:44:05
  Have you checked freshmeat.net by Celticess2005-01-15 17:59:41
  Boot from Knoppix. by jiteo2005-01-15 17:58:49
    is this something I have to download? by rogue19712005-01-15 18:00:56
      linuxiso.org download the iso and burn to cd by Celticess2005-01-15 18:03:53
        peice of crap won't launch DOS by rogue19712005-01-15 18:07:37
          :( by Celticess2005-01-15 18:18:24
            no usb ports :o(((( (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-15 18:22:29
              Maybe try what the others said on moving by Celticess2005-01-15 18:47:42
          That's ME? (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-15 18:09:47
            yep (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-15 18:11:12
              You seem to be screwed :) by jiteo2005-01-15 18:15:00
                me boots fine but I cannot run a command prompt (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-15 18:18:48
                  So you're fine then. (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-15 18:21:16
                Take a guess at the device that's by jiteo2005-01-15 18:15:31
      Anywhere you have a CD burner. (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-15 18:01:34
OK, where has my hamster jumped off the wheel? by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 17:32:21
  Wheeee... We have converted your sailor too? :) (n/t) by Celticess2005-01-15 17:51:26
    Yes. He asked if I would install Mandrake on by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 17:55:29
      :) (n/t) by Celticess2005-01-15 17:57:46
  Checked the BIOS? by LionsPhil2005-01-15 17:41:51
    That was it. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 17:47:47
  Clarification, please :) by purplepineapple2005-01-15 17:41:12
    For example... by purplepineapple2005-01-15 17:45:46
      It was a BIOS setting. It's rocking and rolling by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 17:49:02
  Looks like I have to create a bootable Linux by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 17:40:42
    Just follow the instructions in the install doc by Bellator2005-01-15 17:42:44
  Yeah, you most likely do by Bellator2005-01-15 17:39:49
    Thanks. I rechecked and that's what I did. by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 17:45:04
When the going gets tough, by jiteo2005-01-15 17:23:52
For those in withdrawl lj is back by Celticess2005-01-15 17:04:31
  i can read and stuff by funky_monkey2005-01-15 18:32:35
    I updated mine so it works for some of us by Celticess2005-01-15 18:48:41
      My ability to update was restored by funky_monkey2005-01-15 19:38:59
  My own is OK now, but others are not yet available (n/t) by jedidiahstott2005-01-15 17:21:55
    That's probably due to 2 clusters still in works by Celticess2005-01-15 17:30:24
      whoops nope I'm on roastbeef (n/t) by Celticess2005-01-15 17:31:16
  Mine's still SNAFUed. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 17:09:20
Update on my SATA woes by abaron2005-01-15 16:53:36
WET? (n/t) by techi8702005-01-15 16:48:50
  has anyone here tried W:etF? by Astro-g2005-01-15 19:15:42
    Nah. by raptor_872005-01-15 19:47:18
      err, the nah is to the "giving away too much" (n/t by raptor_872005-01-15 20:05:41
  Where can i download it? (n/t) by klaranth2005-01-15 17:45:14
    Look... by arktus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Maybe... by arktus2005-01-15 16:57:40
  no, WO*K by PsychoI3oy2005-01-15 16:53:25
  WHY? (n/t) by TechisSO2005-01-15 16:51:05
    HOW? (n/t) by raptor_872005-01-15 16:53:24
      DRY? (n/t) by TechisSO2005-01-15 17:02:15
        Not after a few frags by raptor_872005-01-15 17:03:37
Amazon order list by McGowan2005-01-15 16:31:56
  sometimes they're dispached from different by niwikki2005-01-15 17:24:00
Important new detail in photo from Titan by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yay! My T-Mobile account will work! (n/t) by llamatron2005-01-15 17:25:31
  damn by Astro-g2005-01-15 16:33:07
  What? by phezult2005-01-15 16:28:28
Why'd I have to choose the day the outside by shorty822005-01-15 16:03:25
  That was preordained so you would have to learn by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 16:24:09
    Bleagh! by shorty822005-01-15 16:57:34
      I'll go to bed now... by Hessofanes2005-01-15 17:03:37
New Enemy Territory Mod out by fiordhraoi2006-11-19 12:55:59
Installing Fedora on a SATA drive by Stormkitten2005-01-15 15:28:13
  Thanks by Stormkitten2005-01-15 16:07:04
    That worked. by Stormkitten2005-01-15 17:39:52
  FC3 generally works. by lauterm2005-01-15 15:44:15
  This is a kernel version issue, by jiteo2005-01-15 15:38:43
    Booting the installed distro, yes, but... by Hessofanes2005-01-15 15:51:44
      Point made :) (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-15 15:55:00
I give up: Dirk Gently HDA **SPOILER** by McGowan2005-01-15 15:08:41
  ***SPOILER ANSWER*** by esteis2005-01-15 15:18:08
    AHHH Thank you.... by McGowan2005-01-15 15:24:30
      Ooh, good question! by esteis2005-01-15 15:32:08
        nope, they're mine! ALL MINE! by McGowan2005-01-15 15:36:10
          I can? by esteis2005-01-15 15:40:22
            Yeah you're right. by McGowan2005-01-15 15:45:34
      'Is there an afterlife?' by Arachnid2005-01-15 15:30:27
        Why would you ask a dead man if there is an by ToLazyToThink2005-01-15 16:57:47
          True: if you're talking to him, there is one. ;-) (n/t) by bwkaz2005-01-15 17:06:23
            There could merely be blackness by Arachnid2005-01-15 17:19:10
              Hmm... didn't think of the zombie angle. ;-) (n/t) by bwkaz2005-01-15 20:07:23
        *slaps forehead* by esteis2005-01-15 15:34:55
          There's a saying among the dead: by rorajoey2005-01-15 16:36:55
        Yeah but I could ask that question to any by McGowan2005-01-15 15:33:08
      why couldnt by Astro-g2005-01-15 15:27:40
        Yeah he was a bit selfish wasn't he. by McGowan2005-01-15 15:29:14
  its something to do with by Astro-g2005-01-15 15:12:12
  This may not be exactly right. by Llyr2005-01-15 15:11:39
    but didn't the time traveller by McGowan2005-01-15 15:15:04
      Ya, he did. by esteis2005-01-15 15:22:38
        Although, of course... by esteis2005-01-15 15:38:04
        And I enjoyed reading it! (n/t) by McGowan2005-01-15 15:25:31
      not exactly by Astro-g2005-01-15 15:19:39
Yeah! I'm online in Linux! WOOT! by shorty822005-01-15 14:48:04
  You know... by LooseChanj2005-01-15 16:00:46
  More info later. The network keeps going in and by shorty822005-01-15 15:11:38
  The scroll wheel thing: by Llyr2005-01-15 14:52:31
    correction: by Llyr2005-01-15 15:01:32
    Yep... by Hessofanes2005-01-15 14:57:19
  what type of trackball do you have? by Celticess2005-01-15 14:51:26
    The section in my xorg.conf by Celticess2005-01-15 14:56:01
  Uh... define 'url', in that context by Arachnid2005-01-15 14:50:16
    I seem to have mixed up the terms. by shorty822005-01-15 14:56:12
      Failed? by Hessofanes2005-01-15 15:03:06
        he might need user@pwd:host or -u -p flags by Celticess2005-01-15 15:05:03
          Depends all on the error message he gets. :) by Hessofanes2005-01-15 15:08:11
          What? by Arachnid2005-01-15 15:06:41
            Yes well it depends by Celticess2005-01-15 15:09:38
      It might breifly hessitate with ssh by Celticess2005-01-15 15:03:02
      Failed how? by Arachnid2005-01-15 14:59:45
Unofficial "What are you reading?" thread by voxwoman2005-01-15 14:47:08
  The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Haruki Murakami (n/t) by kwyn2005-01-15 21:19:58
  "Love in the Time of Cholera" by Marquez (n/t) by Hoth2005-01-15 20:17:55
  Dante's Inferno (n/t) by funky_monkey2005-01-15 18:34:23
  Two on the go ATM: by Voltigeur2005-01-15 17:23:46
  Something Rotten - Jasper Fforde (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-15 17:13:55
  When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? by flatlander2005-01-15 16:59:29
    /me wants that book. by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 17:10:49
      yes, highly recommended (n/t) by flatlander2005-01-15 18:13:35
  Currently re-reading LOTR. by rorajoey2005-01-15 16:53:38
  "Wolves of the Calla" by Stephen King by rshepard2005-01-15 16:48:20
  "Guns, Germs, and Steel" by raptor_872005-01-15 16:34:26
    That's the next one on my list. by Number_Six2005-01-15 17:59:37
      I've just started it (n/t) by raptor_872005-01-15 18:04:57
  "Field of Dishonor", by David Weber (n/t) by lab rat2005-01-15 16:03:46
  John F. Case - The First Horseman by ParityBit2005-01-15 16:03:07
  City of Pearl, by Karen Traviss. by Llyr2005-01-15 15:46:32
  "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu (n/t) by Number_Six2005-01-15 15:34:01
  Le Petit Prince, by esteis2005-01-15 15:25:15
  "Going Postal" by Terry Pratchett by Lady-Luna2005-01-15 15:18:33
    Seconded! (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-15 15:23:13
      Oh, wait, wrong thread :P by Arachnid2005-01-15 15:26:08
  It Can't Happen Here, Sinclair Lewis by LooseChanj2005-01-15 15:09:19
  War of the Flowers by Tad Williams by Spud312005-01-15 15:05:33
  Initial D, by Suichi Shigeno, ATM. by Da_Pineapple2005-01-15 15:02:39
  Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency by kahuana2005-01-15 14:58:16
    an english translation? by Astro-g2005-01-15 15:03:44
  "Chopper 3 - Hell hath no fury like a mate shot in by Bellator2005-01-15 14:53:07
  "Paradise Lost", Milton. by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 14:50:18
  "Running Linux" by Matt Welsh & Lar Kaufman by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 14:49:42
    How is the Grant book? by voxwoman2005-01-15 14:50:47
      I just got it from the library yesterday. by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 14:54:27
        I have the Lesko book(s) by voxwoman2005-01-15 14:58:03
  im reading the ufie forum (n/t) by Astro-g2005-01-15 14:48:31
    I wondered how long that reply would by voxwoman2005-01-15 14:49:43
      well, now you know by Astro-g2005-01-15 15:02:57
:D by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cautionary tale by thread_killer2005-01-15 21:32:06
    Note to self: by Llyr2005-01-15 22:08:51
  Ooh, actually, hold on a bit. by Llyr2005-01-15 15:47:51
  Wuahahahahahaha!!! by Da_Pineapple2005-01-15 15:23:42
  I'd go for metal components all the way... by Bellator2005-01-15 15:05:49
    NO!! by Astro-g2005-01-15 15:13:51
      At the close range of a handheld weapon by Bellator2005-01-15 15:48:25
      but metal has a much higher by joecrouse2005-01-15 15:18:02
        which by Astro-g2005-01-15 15:22:08
          Likely you'll not get enough explosive force by joecrouse2005-01-15 15:23:33
            you can get some serious pressure by Astro-g2005-01-15 15:25:31
              I've run the one in my basement by Llyr2005-01-15 15:49:24
                fire hose holds that much (n/t) by joecrouse2005-01-15 17:00:41
      build in some kind of pressure relief valve? by McGowan2005-01-15 15:16:24
        possibly by Astro-g2005-01-15 15:24:38
  If you have an air-compressor by Astro-g2005-01-15 15:01:00
    Eh, I wanna build something simple first. (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-15 15:48:17
  No, no, no. by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 14:57:44
    Looked like a potato gun to me. (n/t) by McGowan2005-01-15 15:00:55
      Ah, I suppose that one is. by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 15:06:53
        erm, the barrel is only .5" across. by Da_Pineapple2005-01-15 15:21:11
          Marshmallows?! by Llyr2005-01-15 15:47:22
        Either way I am staying in doors for a while. (n/t) by McGowan2005-01-15 15:10:08
  The force will be with you. by aix tom2005-01-15 14:53:37
Mystery solved? by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  O.o by voxwoman2005-01-15 14:42:07
    Nooooo. by hadji2005-01-15 14:43:00
      but, but by voxwoman2005-01-15 14:43:44
        Not when you have by hadji2005-01-15 14:44:29
          then why haven't archeologists by voxwoman2005-01-15 14:46:17
            Because . . . by hadji2005-01-15 14:49:13
              So why aren't there any spaceship hieroglyphs? (n/ (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-15 14:49:58
                Because they didn't build the pyramids! by hadji2005-01-15 14:50:49
                  Yes, you do! (n/t) by voxwoman2005-01-15 14:51:32
                    Then the world is in a sorry state. :-o (n/t) by hadji2005-01-15 14:52:34
                      Gonna go make dinner. :-) by hadji2005-01-15 14:53:20
                        And for the egyptians? by Arachnid2005-01-15 15:00:57
                          What? You mean RamsesII didn't build the pyramids by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 15:06:27
                      Thanks for explaining that. (n/t) by voxwoman2005-01-15 14:53:08
Cool. Old hard drive's working right now. by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 14:01:21
  Excellent. Everything copied. by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 14:34:08
I just brought up the new T1 by evilsysadmin2005-01-15 13:53:55
  no no download iso's thats the true test by Celticess2005-01-15 13:57:07
    Agreed, make some bootable linux install CD's by McGowan2005-01-15 14:02:33
      Well the isos usually can take quite a bit so by Celticess2005-01-15 14:08:04
        I may just make you violent here. by McGowan2005-01-15 14:12:38
          Here must be nice :) by Celticess2005-01-15 14:15:55
            My first ever connection was 33.3 by McGowan2005-01-15 14:17:59
              Luxury. by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 14:21:51
                Some still use those you know by Celticess2005-01-15 14:26:35
                Yes but you're an old man! by McGowan2005-01-15 14:24:03
                  Ha! by LooseChanj2005-01-15 15:14:07
              My last modem before cable was an x2 by Celticess2005-01-15 14:19:48
                Bah by LooseChanj2005-01-15 14:21:07
                  Yes but do you remember transfer protocols before by Celticess2005-01-15 14:25:37
                    What, you mean xmodem? by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 14:37:20
                      there were several and z with ice were the last by Celticess2005-01-15 14:53:16
                      kermit (n/t) by Astro-g2005-01-15 14:46:03
                        Ah yes, I remember that. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 14:59:27
                  Spoiled you all are! by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 14:25:05
                    Uphill both ways? by McGowan2005-01-15 14:27:24
                      It's quite likely to be more difficult. by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 14:42:59
                        Not to mention we all know what happens if you by Arachnid2005-01-15 14:55:01
                          I know by LooseChanj2005-01-15 16:06:25
                          (cons Tars_Tarkas "we all") (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 15:08:24
          Ahhh, SuperJANET. I miss you... (n/t) by Didactylos2005-01-15 14:14:12
What in the world by bastetsmuse2005-01-15 13:52:00
  heh..misread "rude" as "nude" by rorajoey2005-01-15 14:42:33
  *hands bastetsmuse a baseball bat* by krikkert2005-01-15 14:10:36
  Boot to the head? (n/t) by Spud312005-01-15 13:53:13
    Yay for Taek Won Leep! (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 13:55:41
Invoke: shorty82 by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 13:48:41
  Hopefully soon. by shorty822005-01-15 14:28:44
    By the way, about your church's site by Arachnid2005-01-15 14:58:51
Apache2 config question by rorajoey2005-01-15 13:47:55
  Look for this in your apache2 config file: by Hessofanes2005-01-15 14:53:24
Ghirardelli Chocolate Hazelnut hot cocoa. Yum. by Spud312005-01-15 13:37:19
  I saw that flavor of Dr. Pepper in the store by crash_2005-01-15 14:29:03
  /me likes hot chai by bastetsmuse2005-01-15 13:50:58
  I just drank international coffee's by Celticess2005-01-15 13:47:04
  Spiced iced tea with marionberry. :-) (n/t) by hadji2005-01-15 13:41:43
<delurk> My evil side tells me to post this... by ixeian2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I have to show that to my kid by voxwoman2005-01-15 14:43:05
  Hee hee hee! by esteis2005-01-15 14:07:13
    I hear "Potter". by Ravenlock2005-01-15 15:03:46
    no, im pretty by Astro-g2005-01-15 14:59:06
      potter potter potter weasley weasley its a snape! (n/t) by Havoc2005-01-15 19:13:37
    I think they're saying 'magic'. (n/t) by Michiel2005-01-15 14:24:31
  Is it a good thing or a bad thing that my system by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 13:50:46
    Probably both good and and bad by ixeian2005-01-15 14:15:06
  Some of the potters must be dopplegangers by Arachnid2005-01-15 13:49:06
    Heh, you're right by ixeian2005-01-15 13:55:38
    Yeah. And quidditch pitches have six hoops. ;) (n/ (n/t) by Michiel2005-01-15 13:52:38
  Hehe. Surprisingly accurate. :) by Michiel2005-01-15 13:42:36
    Yep by ixeian2005-01-15 13:45:30
My Linux and DHCPCD woes continue. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  The Obvious Answer by LooseChanj2005-01-15 14:24:19
    NO WAY! by shorty822005-01-15 14:50:50
      WTF?!? by LooseChanj2005-01-15 15:59:39
        Vade retro pitchforked demon ;) (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 16:05:45
  You can't ping 127.0.0.1? by Hessofanes2005-01-15 14:02:50
    No firewall on my end in Linux but by shorty822005-01-15 14:24:24
      Ok... by Hessofanes2005-01-15 14:31:24
    I don't know if he's even hit firewalling yet by Celticess2005-01-15 14:18:03
      I wasn't sure either about firewalling... by Hessofanes2005-01-15 14:35:09
    Ah, Tars_Tarkas was faster. ;) by Hessofanes2005-01-15 14:08:59
      Just getting warmed up for tomorrow... by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 14:19:07
        I'll be there tomorrow, too... by Hessofanes2005-01-15 14:27:09
          OTOH, maybe I should start checking my posts by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 14:58:43
  Hmm... Two things then by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 13:50:08
    Results. by shorty822005-01-15 14:25:27
      Oh, ok... by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 14:32:24
    Thanks. I'll try this. (n/t) by shorty822005-01-15 13:54:27
    I wondered if he needed by Celticess2005-01-15 13:53:21
      Yeah, adding at least localhost to that file by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 14:02:11
        Mine has it done so by Celticess2005-01-15 14:14:01
  hmmm by Celticess2005-01-15 13:43:56
    Nope. Only one ethernet card. by shorty822005-01-15 13:45:17
      nforce chipset? by Celticess2005-01-15 13:48:37
Math puzzler:Llyr/williamashbless/anybody? by MatthewDBA2005-01-15 13:17:52
  how about.... by daemon_poet2005-01-15 18:15:05
    Forgive.... by daemon_poet2005-01-15 18:17:06
      :) by daemon_poet2005-01-15 18:17:49
  How bout this: by rorajoey2005-01-15 13:54:35
    I shoulda thought of that... by MatthewDBA2005-01-15 14:17:22
      Ok then. by YakkoWarner2005-01-15 14:23:51
        Or this? by rorajoey2005-01-15 16:44:00
          Another possibility by rorajoey2005-01-15 17:02:05
    I don't think that includes all working... (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-15 13:55:40
      Er, never mind. (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-15 13:55:59
  0*1*2*3*4=0. (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-15 13:22:24
    That seems a bit too obvious. by hadji2005-01-15 13:24:56
      Oops - Yes there is by MatthewDBA2005-01-15 13:40:32
        So what's wrong with my second idea? (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-15 13:50:22
          It equals zero. (n/t) by hadji2005-01-15 14:08:00
            So? (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-15 14:45:31
      Oh, I missed the longhand/partial products bit. (n (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-15 13:26:24
        In that case: by Arachnid2005-01-15 13:27:29
          LOL by hadji2005-01-15 13:28:09
Good book(s)? by thread_killer2005-01-15 12:58:32
  Another Roadside Attraction by Tom Robbins by blefg2005-01-15 19:00:17
  Without remorse by Tom Clancy. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-01-15 18:17:39
  Bill the galactic hero. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-01-15 18:12:44
  some new authors i like by spiffikins2005-01-15 17:41:56
    Kim Stanley Robinson. by joecrouse2005-01-15 18:20:24
    oh also by spiffikins2005-01-15 17:43:44
  Don't forget Joe Haldeman by Illiad2005-01-15 16:59:48
  You might also like the "Illuminatus!" Triology by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 15:30:40
    I thought he was after fiction? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-15 18:08:57
    Read 'em in high school by thread_killer2005-01-15 16:09:42
      All Hail Discordia :) by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 16:15:07
  I'd recommend Terry Goodkind's by rorajoey2005-01-15 14:07:05
    Read them all except Chainfire by thread_killer2005-01-15 16:11:06
      chainfire came out on the 4th by Astro-g2005-01-15 16:38:03
    the next ones out by Astro-g2005-01-15 15:07:37
  Robert Sawyer, Spider Robinson by hieraco2005-01-15 14:02:31
  War of the Flowers by Tad Williams by Spud312005-01-15 13:52:49
  Susan Howatch by MatthewDBA2005-01-15 13:44:03
  Read any James Clavell? by McNutcase2005-01-15 13:25:57
  What I read recently and found worth it: by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 13:25:37
  You've read all 3 books from song of ice and fire? by shminux2005-01-15 13:04:47
    Honor Harrington...no by thread_killer2005-01-15 13:17:38
      Good by pantherace2005-01-15 14:20:55
  Nancy Kress. by Llyr2005-01-15 13:02:01
    Seems like I keep running into by amanita2005-01-15 18:10:42
    I've written her name down. Thanks (n/t) by thread_killer2005-01-15 13:18:28
    <Deleted><Deleted>2005-01-15 13:28:33
      Moderated (double post) (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-15 13:28:45
      MODS! Double post by thread_killer2005-01-15 13:20:28
  Pratchett, Heinlein, Adams. by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 13:01:49
    Heinlein, Adams, and Michner by thread_killer2005-01-15 13:17:54
      You are in for a treat, then. by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 13:27:41
        Well, I bought "Going Postal" by thread_killer2005-01-15 16:08:52
          "Going Postal" is out? Woo! by Eric3_141592005-01-15 20:42:15
          Warning: Pratchett can become an addiction. by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 16:34:06
            Good to know by thread_killer2005-01-15 16:44:13
        Yeth. Mithtreth ith correct. :-) (n/t) by hadji2005-01-15 13:35:45
          Ah, Igor. Igor says hi. (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-15 14:12:57
News from ISP tech support desk by rogue19712005-01-15 12:43:53
  Will the Agent be in trouble now? by evilsysadmin2005-01-15 14:03:48
    Probably wont get in trouble by rogue19712005-01-15 14:44:56
  Did he address the customer as "Mr. Anderson"? (n/t) by tnglives2005-01-15 13:09:24
    I fail to see the Matrix cnnection here by rogue19712005-01-15 13:30:06
      "Mr.Anderson" is to the costumer by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 13:33:46
        Yeah. It was the all caps "AGENT" that did it. by tnglives2005-01-15 17:17:56
        A costumer? by Arachnid2005-01-15 15:46:06
          => my reply to myself (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 16:09:50
        And spelling is to me like brain-surgery to by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 14:16:30
        ooooookayyyyyyyy by rogue19712005-01-15 13:49:49
    ...that reminds me of the BEST performance... by McNutcase2005-01-15 13:13:26
  ouch by imrambi2005-01-15 12:55:41
    Steff taking tech calls? ROFLMAO by rogue19712005-01-15 13:03:17
I just got my degree in phrenology. by hadji2005-01-15 12:35:49
  I have "the Palmistry Handbook" by voxwoman2005-01-15 14:48:56
  Head of the phrenology class by diGriz2005-01-15 13:39:18
  Are you going to study retrophrenology now? (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-15 12:51:44
    Heh. You should have done that first. by dodrian2005-01-15 12:55:33
  /me thwaps hadji ;) (n/t) by dodrian2005-01-15 12:49:44
  'Ears to you! You nose your subject! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 12:39:12
I am suffering from LJ withdrawal. by Spud312005-01-15 12:09:48
  it's still down by chaotic2005-01-15 14:19:21
  Their data center is at/from by afterburner2005-01-15 12:15:14
    A bunch of hardware apprently fried by Celticess2005-01-15 12:18:41
      Yeah, it became quite a mess there by afterburner2005-01-15 12:33:49
        Yea. No more powering the starter motor by kahuana2005-01-15 13:29:11
  Hahaha by LooseChanj2005-01-15 12:10:52
    For a second I thought you said Bart and Lisa (n/t) by Celticess2005-01-15 12:17:06
I just have no luck. by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Fooey. by Nea2005-01-15 14:57:06
  Look at the bright side by afterburner2005-01-15 12:32:12
    Well, I do have the laptop. by Nea2005-01-15 12:41:32
      I tought about relaxing without a computer by afterburner2005-01-15 13:06:06
        Take it. It's yours. by Nea2005-01-15 13:16:57
          Great by afterburner2005-01-15 13:32:04
  Portland, ME? (n/t) by McGowan2005-01-15 12:15:34
    Oregon (n/t) by Nea2005-01-15 12:17:18
      Cant comment then I am afraid. by McGowan2005-01-15 13:07:38
A-celloing I must go by voxwoman2005-01-15 12:09:31
Found on the treasure hunt by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
KITTEH!!! by mortaine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Does the KITTEH like PAH? :> (n/t) by rorajoey2005-01-15 14:37:13
    *snicker* by mortaine2005-01-15 21:12:16
  So CUTE! :D (n/t) by Llyr2005-01-15 13:15:05
  Awww where did you find him at? :) (n/t) by Celticess2005-01-15 12:16:30
    PetSmart by mortaine2005-01-15 12:30:03
  Neutered?!? by LooseChanj2005-01-15 12:10:11
    Most adoption groups here do it that young by mortaine2005-01-15 12:28:27
    You're right by Egaeus2005-01-15 12:16:50
      I was suprised to find that they leave some by Celticess2005-01-15 12:22:41
  what a sweeeeetieeee (n/t) by voxwoman2005-01-15 12:01:37
  Awwwwwwwwww! by Nea2005-01-15 11:59:56
Strange question... by Bellator2005-01-15 11:45:27
  a quick googling by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I found him the sorts of things he was looking for by Celticess2005-01-15 12:15:58
      Bellator, you can also just put up by voxwoman2005-01-15 14:40:15
  There would be a big market for ones that say by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 11:48:05
    "Stand inside the pentagram and keep all limbs by Bellator2005-01-15 11:59:14
Anyone read Krakow.? by joecrouse2005-01-15 11:36:27
Spay and neuter by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oooh, fun. by krikkert2005-01-15 12:25:46
    Yeah, it's pretty tough to make thousands of dead by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 12:32:49
      I did not refer to that part of the article, by krikkert2005-01-15 12:35:12
  Haven't all people killed in wars been children? (n/t) by tnglives2005-01-15 11:38:07
    Yes they are all someones child despite weather or by Celticess2005-01-15 12:23:37
  And we only give money when there is a "crisis" (n/t) by McGowan2005-01-15 11:12:32
    There is a crisis somewhere daily. We only give by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 11:16:34
  I love it! I'm sending it out to the VHEMT list. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 11:10:04
    You were the first person I thought of by voxwoman2005-01-15 11:49:48
    Sounds like one of theirs already. (n/t) by Atrahasis2005-01-15 11:20:24
      If it was one of ours, we would have known by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 11:28:41
ATTN: server gurus by langly2005-01-15 10:52:32
  WebDruid for Linux. (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-15 10:52:59
    thanks (n/t) by langly2005-01-15 12:51:25
Infallible cure for spam, & spyware found! by silvermoon822006-11-19 12:55:59
  Erk. Fixed clicky. by silvermoon822006-11-19 12:55:59
    Anybody else catch this?: by bwkaz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    you know i have allways knew by techknowmama2005-01-15 10:58:41
      Or foward things that have been by notdeadyet2005-01-15 11:19:41
        AAAAGGGGHHH! by arktus2005-01-15 11:22:29
        Methinks we need a by jiteo2005-01-15 11:21:50
    Or people could just take basic security steps. (n (n/t) by AndyA2005-01-15 10:37:53
    That, or people could start using Linux. (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-15 10:04:37
      I was thinking it's good I do though really I by Celticess2005-01-15 11:31:38
        I think there are actually quite a few *nix worms. by kahuana2005-01-15 11:41:16
          Maybe, but worms aren't viruses / spyware... (n/t) by bwkaz2005-01-15 16:42:27
            They cause damage nonetheless. by kahuana2005-01-15 18:11:46
              True. (n/t) by bwkaz2005-01-15 20:08:16
      for their purposes, Macs would be better by niwikki2005-01-15 10:22:06
        Probably true. by Spud312005-01-15 10:23:37
        Huh. Macs. Why yes, Macs! (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-15 10:23:06
          I think it would be a great move for Apple by jiteo2005-01-15 10:25:38
            I doubt it. by julius.apweiler2005-01-15 10:57:12
              I saw some good speculation by Astro-g2005-01-15 15:44:41
            Well, it works on x86, sort off by buzzin2005-01-15 10:36:27
              Heh, I'm fine with Debian, thank you, by jiteo2005-01-15 10:39:30
            They did, once. by McNutcase2005-01-15 10:28:03
              Heh. The GUI is one of the coolest things about it by jiteo2005-01-15 10:30:37
                Well, Star Trek was a port of the classic Mac OS. by McNutcase2005-01-15 10:33:57
  Is the 404 part of the humor? (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-15 09:58:16
rsync: transferring every time by SnappingTurtle2005-01-15 09:45:12
  missing text at the end of the post? by Arivia2005-01-15 10:01:02
The last 12 ads I've seen here are for a by silvermoon822005-01-15 09:40:48
  I'm getting a bunch of by niwikki2005-01-15 10:02:30
    Weird. by dodrian2005-01-15 10:47:57
  Huh. by sofaspud2005-01-15 09:46:44
    I'm getting the Geekfinder, R4L, and 'support UF' by Shadowclaw2005-01-15 09:54:52
      I get the dating ads. by jiteo2005-01-15 10:01:40
        I have an SO, a job, an iPod, and a credit card. by Spud312005-01-15 10:17:38
          I'm also a sponsor by Shadowclaw2005-01-15 10:20:56
            I used to have them on. by Spud312005-01-15 10:22:08
              I also used to have them on by Spisefisken2005-01-15 11:00:39
        s/find you/find out (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-15 10:05:49
  ... Deal with it! by McGowan2005-01-15 09:41:18
Save krikkerts life Thread by Martyny2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ok I'll try by Celticess2005-01-15 11:12:15
    Its no longer Arachn1d, its Arachnid. by shorty822005-01-15 13:37:00
  *doesn't feel like saving krikkert's life* by Spud312005-01-15 10:05:42
    I can save it myself, thank you very much. by krikkert2005-01-15 10:11:35
      's OK. I hate bloodshed on the board. (n/t) by Spud312005-01-15 10:20:56
      I thought krikkerts didn't have tails. (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-15 10:13:18
        You would be surprised! by saminz2005-01-15 10:54:15
        According to the sporksbot they do. (n/t) by dodrian2005-01-15 10:29:21
          Well so they do! by jiteo2005-01-15 10:32:31
  Here is a hint by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
    hrm... looks like the faq is out of date... by niwikki2005-01-15 09:56:44
      Yes, it is just a little. (n/t) by Arachnid2005-01-15 14:44:03
        *cough* (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-01-15 16:08:43
    okay, I knew that ;) by Martyny2005-01-15 09:47:09
ONQ by Didactylos2005-01-15 09:35:18
Foo (n/t) by Shadowclaw2005-01-15 09:27:22
  (t/n) ooF by rorajoey2005-01-15 14:38:30
    (t/n) raB (n/t) by Shadowclaw2005-01-15 14:58:06
  | (n/t) by tnglives2005-01-15 11:47:35
    & (n/t) by Shadowclaw2005-01-15 14:57:34
  Bar (n/t) by imrambi2005-01-15 09:32:31
    Baz (n/t) by Shadowclaw2005-01-15 09:35:59
      quux (n/t) by silvermoon822005-01-15 09:37:25
        quuux (n/t) by Shadowclaw2005-01-15 09:51:24
          Wibble. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-15 10:10:04
From the Inbox: holiday greeting (late) (Long) by MatthewDBA2005-01-15 09:01:33
  Political crappyness euh correctness at it's best (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-15 09:08:30
    That's why I like it by MatthewDBA2005-01-15 09:09:54
  I refuse to sign for the above mentioned stuff. (n/t) by McGowan2005-01-15 09:04:41
I'm making lasagna for dinner tonight... by Sweethart2005-01-15 08:51:43
  Or one cat named Garfield :-) (n/t) by kahuana2005-01-15 10:24:05
  Mmmmm Lasagna - Wanna make it an even 12 people? (n/t) by hieraco2005-01-15 09:18:50
  Sooo... by krikkert2005-01-15 09:01:06
    Savannah Georgia - Come on down - there is always by Sweethart2005-01-15 17:26:39
Jihad of the Day by niwikki2005-01-15 08:21:07
  My number is unlisted by thread_killer2005-01-15 08:24:01
    I'm listed... by kelli2172005-01-15 12:22:43
    unfortunately, by niwikki2005-01-15 08:30:15
      A few solutions to the problem. by hieraco2005-01-15 09:41:59
      If it makes you feel better by McGowan2005-01-15 08:51:52
      gah, I even previewed that. by niwikki2005-01-15 08:31:07
  Thoroughly agreed. by McNutcase2005-01-15 08:22:39
My bedroom is due a sharp improvement... by McNutcase2005-01-15 08:20:17
  I had that loft bed. by McGowan2005-01-15 08:56:45
    How good was your ex with the allen key? by McNutcase2005-01-15 09:09:16
      Well I built it. by McGowan2005-01-15 09:29:47
        Self-adhesive cork pads. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-15 10:09:43
          Or just not care by McGowan2005-01-15 10:14:07
          Aye, that'll work. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-15 10:10:38
        ... I'm not surprised. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-15 09:45:58
          About which part? by McGowan2005-01-15 10:13:26
            The warning in the docs. by McNutcase2005-01-15 10:24:38
              Perv. by McGowan2005-01-15 10:51:20
Ubisoft == lose. by LionsPhil2005-01-15 08:06:42
  My brother was complaining about that by SnArL2005-01-15 08:22:32
  It did nothing of the sort with me. by McNutcase2005-01-15 08:13:44
Is there a Live Slackware 8.1 CD out there? by Jorpho2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There is a live Slackware based CD out there by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
gormless by profeaston2005-01-15 05:35:31
  One last question. by hieraco2005-01-15 09:28:51
  Still available are www.gormless.org, Gormless.net by hieraco2005-01-15 09:25:39
  gormless :) by doc2352005-01-15 08:01:58
    Would you look at that by thread_killer2005-01-15 08:05:27
  Thats beautiful by orionrobots2005-01-15 07:56:54
    Sadly by orionrobots2005-01-15 07:57:55
      bigidiot.com is registered by radiowave9112005-01-15 08:00:56
      giving iliad ideas... by profeaston2005-01-15 08:00:36
  Strangely enough... by DerSarek2005-01-15 06:11:44
    dnsstuff.com by jpprater2005-01-15 06:31:00
    But whois.net says: by profeaston2005-01-15 06:30:04
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Official What Are You Doing Thread by SnappingTurtle2005-01-15 05:02:11
  Playing music for a belly dance show. by rorajoey2005-01-15 14:16:29
  Well I slept in so I'm here but by Celticess2005-01-15 11:13:49
  I cleaned my living room. by joecrouse2005-01-15 10:55:51
  Eating. Reading. Taking drugs. by Spud312005-01-15 10:07:18
  I'm sort of avioding grocery shoppng and cooking by hieraco2005-01-15 09:43:34
  Blowing by Sweethart2005-01-15 08:49:16
    *Looks at rachel* by McGowan2005-01-15 09:30:46
      McGowan needed a cold shower. (n/t) by krikkert2005-01-15 09:49:44
  Wishing I was asleep. by niwikki2005-01-15 08:34:38
  Not much right now by radiowave9112005-01-15 08:02:45
  Down in the basement by thread_killer2005-01-15 08:01:54
  Errands mostly by voxwoman2005-01-15 07:23:57
  coming home from... by saminz2005-01-15 07:21:51
  not smoking by flatlander2005-01-15 07:04:34
    Bravo, flatlander! by saminz2005-01-15 07:19:06
      thank you by flatlander2005-01-15 07:31:25
        ;-)! by saminz2005-01-15 07:36:06
        You could always try by wheresthefish2005-01-15 07:35:09
          Ithink I'd better stick withe one that's working by flatlander2005-01-15 07:47:24
            He shurely does (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-15 07:50:16
  Preparing to network the house tomorrow. by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 06:15:42
    need some hubs? (n/t) by flatlander2005-01-15 07:51:48
    I sent you a gmail message regarding that (n/t) by SnArL2005-01-15 07:26:19
  pretending to sleep (n/t) by Astro-g2005-01-15 06:05:20
    Actually, you ARE asleep. This is a dream. by SnappingTurtle2005-01-15 06:06:28
  Cooking eggs. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-01-15 05:38:00
  Drinking Diet Dr Pepper and trying to wake up by SnArL2005-01-15 05:33:20
  Nothing by Michiel2005-01-15 05:29:06
  Drinking coffee, watching Las Vegas & cursing the by Bellator2005-01-15 05:23:11
    You should talk to Nessalc by AshyRaine2005-01-15 05:26:35
      I can do the pyramid in 72 seconds or less by Celticess2005-01-15 11:18:07
      But using directions is cheating... by Bellator2005-01-15 05:34:10
        Hm.. And if you write a computer-program to by Michiel2005-01-15 05:35:58
    Las Vegas? On DVD or cable? by SnappingTurtle2005-01-15 05:25:02
      Some other media... by Bellator2005-01-15 05:29:24
  Getting ready to go take a Civil Emergency Respons by techi8702005-01-15 05:20:45
  Hmm. by Didactylos2005-01-15 05:15:48
  Talking to ID10ots all day who think by rogue19712005-01-15 05:11:20
    oops "ID10ts" one to many Os :o( (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-15 05:20:11
      Also one too few o's (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-01-15 05:21:17
        HUH?!?!?! by rogue19712005-01-15 05:29:38
          One too many in "ID10ots" by SnappingTurtle2005-01-15 05:37:21
            Gotta be the blonde hair dye by rogue19712005-01-15 05:51:01
  Surfin', waiting for the sudafed to kick in. by purplepineapple2005-01-15 05:07:09
    Where are you? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-01-15 05:17:46
      You don't know that? by purplepineapple2005-01-15 06:06:30
        Being a mod by krikkert2005-01-15 06:42:50
          No, but SnappingTurtle strikes me as someone... by purplepineapple2005-01-15 16:11:25
  Right now I'm getting ready for work by AshyRaine2005-01-15 05:06:40
  Well, I just got back from Ikea... by McNutcase2005-01-15 05:06:26
    Have you considered using gorm? by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
      if you got that by niwikki2005-01-15 08:36:43
      Wouldn't suit. by McNutcase2005-01-15 05:19:09
      I need some bookshelves myself. by Didactylos2005-01-15 05:18:39
Gmail post by gmailthread2006-11-19 12:55:59
the malignant ball of fire by Astro-g2005-01-15 03:28:16
  AH the evils of global warming by rogue19712005-01-15 03:32:13
    And yet, 30-35 years ago, the huge problem was by bwkaz2005-01-15 05:46:21
      are you kidding? by Astro-g2005-01-15 06:03:53
        Because *ice* can tell us how warm it *was*... by bwkaz2005-01-15 06:21:55
    christchurch, New Zealand by Astro-g2005-01-15 03:34:25
      Hang on... by purplepineapple2005-01-15 04:09:37
        no by Astro-g2005-01-15 06:04:48
          Ooooooh, ok, gotcha. (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-01-15 06:07:09
  The sun is only 26 degrees??? by SnappingTurtle2005-01-15 03:30:23
    I failed to specify units. by Astro-g2005-01-15 03:31:31
UFie Treasure hunt by rogue19712005-01-15 03:07:59
  Guitar PC by darkphoenix2006-11-19 12:55:59
    O.K. before making a video of your new computer, by hieraco2005-01-15 10:20:51
    Your Mission Sir ? (n/t) by vwofl2005-01-15 04:54:53
      Your Mission... by darkphoenix2005-01-15 05:27:14
        Topiary shrubbery by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Got it by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
            a sad and depressing clown by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
              dancing by alphascorpii2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Enough of them for ya? by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
                  and here is one even weirder by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Here ya go by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    neither badgers nor llamas by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Can't get any funnier by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
                        Dumbest blonde ever: by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          Communicating Primate by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            Pair of by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          Koko the gorilla signing by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            Koko with a by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
Hehehe.. by Glum_Reaper2005-01-15 03:07:32
Non Sequitur is great today by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Remember; that happend in 1945! (n/t) by ideur2005-01-15 04:00:57
    WE know it, but does GWB know it, too? (n/t) by grmpf2005-01-15 11:21:18
Math Puzzle by hadji2005-01-15 01:16:08
  Let's see by Alcyone2005-01-15 01:58:43
    7. by archnerd2005-01-15 17:48:24
    7 is wrong, check again... (n/t) by kelli2172005-01-15 13:03:03
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
Report: random QOTD server by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Would it be possible to by Eric3_141592005-01-15 07:52:13
    Not at all easily.... by Kickstart2005-01-15 10:03:28
  You forgot to remove one date specific by afterburner2005-01-15 01:14:38
  Good one by archnerd2005-01-15 01:05:53
    But it was only suppose to be for one year! (n/t) by carl522005-01-15 14:50:07
LOTD by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Regarding the real LOTD by Arachnid2005-01-15 01:12:31
*goes to bed* (n/t) by funky_monkey2005-01-15 00:12:40
  are you sure by Astro-g2005-01-15 03:32:45
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2005-01-15 00:10:02
  Warberflorst: by rogue19712005-01-15 09:20:41
    cludmancy by doc2352005-01-15 11:43:15
      bioreduntable by Astro-g2005-01-15 19:30:27
*snort* by mekkanik_mike2005-01-15 00:08:52
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  G'morning.. by binkley2005-01-15 06:25:49
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2005-01-15 00:02:58
  These here: by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 00:10:36
    "Sing Little Birdie" by VCA2005-01-15 04:56:42
      General Motors by voxwoman2005-01-15 07:20:44
        The Cerne Abbas Giant, Dorset (UK) by ideur2005-01-15 07:34:15
          1971 according to the online museum website by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
            The Millau Viaduct by VCA2005-01-15 16:44:56
And thus begins Crawl Out of the Gutter Saturday (n/t) by funky_monkey2005-01-15 00:02:31
  Good. I keep worrying that all you people by jedidiahstott2005-01-15 02:18:17
  I like it in the gutter! (n/t) by schwing12005-01-15 01:37:38
  *forms a coalition against leaving the gutter* by tnglives2005-01-15 00:20:35
    Darnit! Can't find page about boobies! by SnappingTurtle2005-01-15 05:15:35
      You're thinking of titwillows. (n/t) by kelli2172005-01-15 13:14:01
      here's one by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Thanks, but not the one by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    If you need some help, I'll form a group called by hadji2005-01-15 00:39:08
    *applauds* (n/t) by funky_monkey2005-01-15 00:24:29
Translations by Nea2005-01-15 00:01:01
  German / Deutsch (top post) (n/t) by Cassandrus2005-01-15 02:05:52
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2005-01-15 05:18:41
    by Cassandrus (three variants) by Cassandrus2005-01-15 02:30:55
      Gute Idee by diGriz2005-01-15 02:49:25
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  BlueGene/L by archnerd2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Answer not FYOSS. :-p (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-01-15 11:19:25
    <ChuckBerry>You must be playing with your own by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 11:37:54
      That's not a toy! :-p (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-01-15 14:57:05
        There are SO many responses to that! by Evil_Minion2005-01-15 20:40:16
  What do you mean by "toy?" (n/t) by jiteo2005-01-15 08:23:34
  Darth Tater :o) (n/t) by rogue19712005-01-15 07:04:58
    I *must* have one. by Spud312005-01-15 10:09:26
  Legos. You can make anything else out of Legos. ( (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 06:17:39
    Lego is an adjective. by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ask your inner child what those cool, by NOLAWitch2005-01-15 06:33:51
        Nope. by wheresthefish2005-01-15 06:45:21
        No, by krikkert2005-01-15 06:39:42
  Girls! by Spisefisken2005-01-15 05:26:27
  LGB trains (n/t) by VCA2005-01-15 04:57:37
  chemistry set by AshyRaine2005-01-15 04:38:24
  the ball by asimov2005-01-15 03:47:47
  Well my favourite was my Tomy train set :D by Jeff_UK2005-01-15 03:25:06
  Log! by schwing12005-01-15 01:38:32
    Iiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt.... rolls down stairs by Ravenlock2005-01-15 11:17:55
    Oh yeah.. by slackware982005-01-15 01:47:25
    It's better than bad, it's good! (n/t) by hadji2005-01-15 01:47:10
  Wood. by Kickstart2005-01-15 01:09:13
    <BEAVIS>heheh, you said wood</BEAVIS> (n/t) by funky_monkey2005-01-15 23:28:08
    Very small rocks. (n/t) by rorajoey2005-01-15 14:24:26
      Uh... churches! Churches! (n/t) by tnglives2005-01-15 19:42:35
        Lead! (n/t) by bwkaz2005-01-15 20:12:54
  Lego? Pfft! Meccano! (n/t) by Voltigeur2005-01-15 01:07:29
  Big, cardboard boxes. by hadji2005-01-15 00:53:21
  The human mind by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 00:26:04
    Your mind or someone else's? :) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-01-15 00:54:22
      Sometimes mine does feel like somebody else's... by Tars_Tarkas2005-01-15 04:03:48
  Slinky by Celticess2005-01-15 00:14:55
  Tickle-me-Illiad... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2005-01-15 00:09:52
    and don't forget his sidekick; by funky_monkey2005-01-15 00:10:56
      I thought you were going to say, by hadji2005-01-15 00:50:51
  We all know Sweethart's answer to this (n/t) by shminux2005-01-15 00:02:35
    does it take D cells? (n/t) by Nightwind2005-01-15 00:05:36
      220v, IIRC. (n/t) by funky_monkey2005-01-15 00:09:04
      I think she'd prefer the... never mind (n/t) by shminux2005-01-15 00:07:47
  ;-D (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2005-01-15 00:02:17
  Hands down LEGO! (n/t) by hieraco2005-01-15 00:00:26
    No contest. (n/t) by silvermoon822005-01-15 09:25:46
    Aye. (n/t) by Alcyone2005-01-15 01:26:59
    Yes, seconded. Definitely LEGO. (n/t) by Control2005-01-15 00:28:02
    Lego Linky ;-) by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Technics by Astro-g2005-01-15 00:04:22
      Yay! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-01-15 07:13:23
      oooh, yeah... by McNutcase2005-01-15 00:09:39
        Cool, I have to try that with my by Astro-g2005-01-15 03:15:19
          This was oldschool stuff... by McNutcase2005-01-15 04:59:38
            the cybermaster by Astro-g2006-11-19 12:55:59
              I realise that I didn't make myself clear... by McNutcase2005-01-15 09:58:04
              Wow. Now THAT's a rubber band gun. by LionsPhil2005-01-15 07:01:20
              That was easy. I just geared it down. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-15 06:58:41
    Aye. Nothing defeats the LEGO. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-01-15 00:01:57
      Tinker Toys? (n/t) by funky_monkey2005-01-15 00:03:13
        absolutely not. (n/t) by Myke2005-01-15 00:08:15
          oh shoot! by funky_monkey2005-01-15 00:10:05
        Never heard of them. by McNutcase2005-01-15 00:04:38
          oh dear lord! by funky_monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Best I can do for now... by sass101512005-01-15 09:21:49
  billykeepsbitingthetires by ideur2005-01-15 00:05:07

 

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