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Cartoon for Dec 22, 2004
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Wow, just watched and Episode of... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Bear in mind changing times. by retiqlum22004-12-22 23:56:59
:( by Llyr2004-12-22 22:53:26
  Tea with honey and lemon. (n/t) by lab rat2004-12-22 23:01:14
  A remedy from when I used to sing. by retiqlum22004-12-22 22:59:12
  Gargle with warm saltwater. by themadkansan2004-12-22 22:55:43
Attn: AndyA by dab2004-12-22 22:45:50
Just saw Phantom of the Opera movie by glitch2004-12-22 22:24:25
  I've never seen the play... by retiqlum22004-12-22 22:44:24
  You too? by DesertRat662004-12-22 22:36:17
Why do people enjoy dysfunction so much? by themadkansan2004-12-22 22:17:17
  lowest common denominator... by EhreVerriet2004-12-22 23:01:19
  For the same reason... by retiqlum22004-12-22 22:21:01
    They still do. by themadkansan2004-12-22 22:35:16
Reason 256 to be glad I'm a programmer by ToLazyToThink2004-12-22 22:12:50
  Nor do you measure mouse erections (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-22 22:54:56
    Or count condoms in the sewer... by retiqlum22004-12-22 23:01:37
      ...keeping llama pr0n from Kickstart and Illiad... by EhreVerriet2004-12-22 23:08:46
        We were talking professions... by retiqlum22004-12-22 23:13:25
Bwahahahhahaha by hadji2004-12-22 21:41:40
  fo' shizzle. :> (n/t) by rorajoey2004-12-22 22:02:56
    Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? by Llyr2004-12-22 22:03:58
  LOL (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-22 21:56:18
THOUGHTCRIME!!! by themadkansan2004-12-22 21:41:06
  Okay, I've arrived at the facility. by rorajoey2004-12-22 23:52:02
  come and get me... by EhreVerriet2004-12-22 22:56:49
    I don't need to. by themadkansan2004-12-22 23:11:10
      *FWWWWOOOOOSSSHHHH*...*BOOOOOM* by EhreVerriet2004-12-22 23:25:48
        Whoah! by raptor_872004-12-22 23:28:25
          ...actually the Soviets had "Suitcase Nukes"... by EhreVerriet2004-12-22 23:33:40
            You can build a nuke into a suitcase sized device. by retiqlum22004-12-22 23:53:10
              how much 'ya think an atom of Plutonium weigh??? (n/t) by EhreVerriet2004-12-22 23:58:04
            *shrug* I was picturing an AS-12 or the like by raptor_872004-12-22 23:35:01
              yup...nothing THAT small...but similar... by EhreVerriet2004-12-22 23:40:08
  You can't possibly have read my mind by Liava2004-12-22 22:35:58
    I don't have to read your mind. by themadkansan2004-12-22 22:37:04
      How do you know? by Liava2004-12-22 22:41:08
        I don't need to know. by themadkansan2004-12-22 22:42:57
          Oh, I see by Liava2004-12-22 22:45:38
            Innocence is what they say it is. by themadkansan2004-12-22 22:47:54
              Fine, fine, I'm going by Liava2004-12-22 22:51:25
                I'm already there. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-12-22 22:51:53
  *doublethinks* (n/t) by freon2004-12-22 22:23:46
    Get moving, you. by themadkansan2004-12-22 22:45:48
  I didn't do it . You can't prove anything. by lab rat2004-12-22 21:47:59
    I don't have to. by themadkansan2004-12-22 21:54:57
      Impossible. You are mad I tell you! (n/t) by lab rat2004-12-22 21:57:37
        Irrelevant. by themadkansan2004-12-22 22:02:50
          Can't catch me... by lab rat2004-12-22 22:04:47
            You'll be back. by themadkansan2004-12-22 22:07:07
              *finds own rubber room* (n/t) by lab rat2004-12-22 22:11:30
                Well we know what to get you for your birthday... by retiqlum22004-12-22 22:14:06
                  Rather have a bottle in front of me. (n/t) by lab rat2004-12-22 22:31:17
                    than a full frontal lobotomy. (n/t) by Yaeger2004-12-22 22:49:44
                    That can be arranged. by retiqlum22004-12-22 22:46:22
  darnit! You caught me... by friareriner2004-12-22 21:45:00
  IT WASN'T ME!!!! by gary_72004-12-22 21:43:58
Invoke: Mr. S Turtle. by lab rat2004-12-22 21:35:40
  Not yet by SnappingTurtle2004-12-22 22:06:26
    Careful with that stuff. by lab rat2004-12-22 22:13:41
TTGTBT by radiowave9112004-12-22 21:29:33
  A-yup. by kahuana2004-12-22 22:03:09
SHAKING PRESENTS!!! by Myke2004-12-22 21:16:01
  Adobe CS Educational version for mac. by lucidpsyche2004-12-22 22:32:54
    adobe now has a version of counter strike? by lord_dolphin2004-12-22 22:45:32
      of course CounterStrike is educational... by EhreVerriet2004-12-22 23:04:17
      Quit that. by themadkansan2004-12-22 22:48:47
  (and has been beeping in the house for a week) by Myke2004-12-22 21:18:43
    Shoot... by retiqlum22004-12-22 22:16:03
How long does it normally take to process a member by Blindman2004-12-22 20:51:00
*sharp breath intake* by Kickstart2004-12-22 20:04:54
  What was it? (n/t) by OnDemand2004-12-22 20:06:42
    Trivial Pursuit LOTD - DVD edition :) by Kickstart2004-12-22 20:22:25
      The Link Of The Day has its own game now? by nin_man2004-12-22 20:42:49
        My first thought too by Spisefisken2004-12-22 23:50:03
        Heh... by Kickstart2004-12-22 22:18:14
One film to rule them all... by niwikki2004-12-22 20:03:09
  well you should only have 2 hours left by now by AndyA2004-12-22 22:32:16
    only watched the first disc by niwikki2004-12-22 22:43:25
  A membership renewal for Weslaw??? by SnappingTurtle2004-12-22 21:16:05
  Shashank Redemtion, Longest Day, Solvent Green.... by OnDemand2004-12-22 20:07:39
    Soylent green? (n/t) by KrakensDen2004-12-22 21:56:41
    s/ye/year/ (n/t) by shorty822004-12-22 20:25:00
      Meant to be a reply to my post, sorry. (n/t) by shorty822004-12-22 20:25:40
    Probably LOTR as it is the biggest movie of the ye by shorty822004-12-22 20:24:35
Bad pronunciation by Kickstart2004-12-22 19:31:13
  You got it, Kick's Tart (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-12-22 21:35:47
    No, that would be j.butterfly. by retiqlum22004-12-22 22:29:02
  For all intensive purposes.... by OnDemand2004-12-22 19:55:59
    Just don't take it for granite... by SnappingTurtle2004-12-22 21:31:07
      I did. Especially since he made the exact same by shorty822004-12-22 21:36:58
        WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSH (n/t) by OnDemand2004-12-23 04:55:27
      Waacks Snappy with a hunk of granted. (n/t) by lab rat2004-12-22 21:36:55
        But he springs right back up... by SnappingTurtle2004-12-22 21:52:31
          Strong enough? Did it eat through the spoon? (n/t) by lab rat2004-12-22 22:06:52
    GAH! by niwikki2004-12-22 19:57:46
      *grin* by rorajoey2004-12-22 20:05:35
        yes, I know the correct phrase by niwikki2004-12-22 22:46:25
    *Blinks* by Liava2004-12-22 19:57:20
      no (n/t) by OnDemand2004-12-22 20:00:27
  I had a science teacher in 6th grade... by rorajoey2004-12-22 19:50:06
    The dutch word is exactly the same, by Yaeger2004-12-22 23:04:56
    Technically speaking, by Llyr2004-12-22 20:39:38
    but by that thinking by niwikki2004-12-22 19:52:00
      Is that what happens when you have by radiowave9112004-12-22 19:54:32
        I think the plural would be "vacuii"? (n/t) by rorajoey2004-12-22 20:07:07
  Good luck by LionsPhil2004-12-22 19:33:00
    ...or to agree on what 'is' is. by themadkansan2004-12-22 19:34:20
      I did not have sex with that woman. by retiqlum22004-12-22 19:50:58
        It's bad, but... by themadkansan2004-12-22 19:55:22
          You not the only one... (n/t) by OnDemand2004-12-22 19:57:56
It's finally time. by da-gimp2004-12-22 19:26:26
  Debian, by rorajoey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  First, a bootable live cd by Kickstart2004-12-22 19:34:07
    Hey! by KrakensDen2004-12-22 21:49:01
      Well you got ME thinking about slack again. by purplepineapple2004-12-22 23:34:30
  NOT Red Hat. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 19:30:52
    I've only installed one distro, Red Hat by OnDemand2004-12-22 20:05:15
      Ubuntu is pretty good... by KrakensDen2004-12-22 21:40:31
        I agree. Slackware is easy to install. by shorty822004-12-22 21:50:33
  Yay! by themadkansan2004-12-22 19:27:07
Important public service announcement! by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Public service? by murdurouspsycho2004-12-22 19:25:05
  Important public service warning! by Arachnid2004-12-22 19:23:17
    No, by LionsPhil2004-12-22 19:29:33
      I thought the "spirit" of the rule by wwill2004-12-22 20:18:09
        I laughed happily for all of 15 seconds by delcted2004-12-22 22:32:15
          Nope, it isn't. by wwill2004-12-23 12:42:02
      I thought that _was_ a mod ruling by Arachnid2004-12-22 19:36:42
        Discussion is happening in email ATM (n/t) by Kickstart2004-12-23 16:08:07
Xmas should be about bringing people together, not by Arachnid2004-12-22 19:09:18
  God, I love that show. (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-22 21:29:48
Hard Drive Question.... by radiowave9112004-12-22 19:02:03
  Thanks for the replys by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
    Those should work. by themadkansan2004-12-22 19:43:51
      That is what Prophet Systems sent out by radiowave9112004-12-22 19:51:54
        I'd probably replace all the drives. by themadkansan2004-12-22 19:58:21
          That's my intention. by radiowave9112004-12-22 20:54:49
            Might hafta do it as 4 different people. by themadkansan2004-12-22 21:02:20
              4 People? Not a problem... by radiowave9112004-12-22 21:26:13
                Note: not people, =household=. by themadkansan2004-12-22 21:30:04
  You'd probably be best off getting a pair. by themadkansan2004-12-22 19:24:44
  I've had Hitachi drives by Scirocco2004-12-22 19:20:33
    If you can't hear it ... by OnDemand2004-12-22 19:23:13
      When Windows won't let me access it by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
Pick-a-nick! by Kickstart2004-12-22 18:32:12
  Heh..this thread reminds me of by rorajoey2004-12-22 19:47:00
  Myke: BubblyFrog (n/t) by Arachnid2004-12-22 19:11:15
  Thanks for that, by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Heck, YOU feel bad? by EggBeaterBleach2004-12-22 18:53:13
      Cambridge education? by EvilLionsPhil2004-12-22 18:57:45
        OK, this is getting freaky by Liava2004-12-22 19:55:47
          But I thought you were... by Kickstart2004-12-22 20:01:25
    Oh, do be quiet EggBeaterBleach! (n/t) by shorty822004-12-22 18:45:46
      Shorty! You: by maximumbob2004-12-22 18:47:25
        Hmmm...ShonkyPuppy...that's a good one for s82 by Kickstart2004-12-22 19:24:22
          Wow, I'm glad I didn't get that one! (n/t) by Arachnid2004-12-22 19:29:03
            I wouldn't be that cruel, by Kickstart2004-12-22 19:35:18
              Can't I just be ToastedLinoleum? by Arachnid2004-12-22 19:37:26
Friend of mine ... by OnDemand2006-11-19 12:55:59
  dosbox? by Blindman2004-12-22 20:43:58
  Google for jDoom. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-22 18:20:39
    Haha (n/t) by OnDemand2004-12-22 18:22:54
      No, really, by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Little background on that,,,, by OnDemand2004-12-22 18:46:14
  s/can/can't .... by OnDemand2004-12-22 18:20:12
CAFFEINE by bastetsmuse2004-12-22 18:14:25
my neighbors are looking at me funny. :) by JustnCase2004-12-22 17:50:35
  Naw that's normal in canada by celticess2004-12-22 19:17:01
    I'm from Toronto originaly :) by JustnCase2004-12-22 19:42:55
  Grills are not bears! by cybergeek2004-12-22 18:11:58
  Damn Skippy! I like mine grilled too... by j.butterfly2004-12-22 17:52:50
    Hibachis? (n/t) by swisscheese2004-12-22 18:06:11
      we can't have those either. by j.butterfly2004-12-22 18:07:55
        too bad... by swisscheese2004-12-22 18:46:23
        I thought you lived on a farm... by OnDemand2004-12-22 18:15:09
          I used to in Alabama... by j.butterfly2004-12-22 18:21:31
  Don't worry by Liava2004-12-22 17:52:10
Game Recommendation Anyone? by TechisSO2004-12-22 17:38:55
  Serious Sam. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 18:44:51
  Descent: Freespace and Freespace 2 by Freakazoid2004-12-22 18:43:33
    And I thought I was the only one that played them! by romandas2004-12-22 18:58:57
  I'd say Pirates. by krikkert2004-12-22 17:41:57
    Sid Meier's Pirates? (n/t) by TechisSO2004-12-22 17:47:24
      Aye, that be the one, yar. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-12-22 18:00:20
  Half-Life 2! by jiteo2004-12-22 17:40:36
    Sadly, Half-Life and similar games are out by TechisSO2004-12-22 17:43:53
      Ary taking a anti-seasickness pill. by murdurouspsycho2004-12-22 19:04:36
      Wait by jiteo2004-12-22 17:51:02
        Yup by TechisSO2004-12-22 17:56:25
          Eek! by jiteo2004-12-22 18:04:29
            Freelancer is more of a space sim. by Scirocco2004-12-22 18:17:28
What do I do here? by oot2004-12-22 17:31:53
  Run away. by retiqlum22004-12-22 18:58:07
    Thanks... that was sort of my gut feeling (n/t) by oot2004-12-22 19:25:26
  absolutely nothing by funky_monkey2004-12-22 18:22:26
    A pineapple? (n/t) by oot2004-12-22 19:25:06
      A isa pineapple where B+C=A by funky_monkey2004-12-22 21:08:21
    Much with the stabbing and the hurting by LionsPhil2004-12-22 18:43:54
  I'd leave well enough alone by VCA2004-12-22 17:46:42
    The only problem is... by oot2004-12-22 17:48:19
      Simply tell them that you didn't think by VCA2004-12-22 17:50:57
        Good point. (n/t) by oot2004-12-22 17:52:27
  Do nothing. by Liava2004-12-22 17:42:27
    *nods* I hope it works out for them... (n/t) by oot2004-12-22 17:47:17
  IMHO, back off. by krikkert2004-12-22 17:35:37
    *nods* (n/t) by oot2004-12-22 17:46:47
  CLEANSING FLAME! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-22 17:33:50
    Heh... by oot2004-12-22 17:46:30
I have 8 SCSI drives; know a drive case I can use? by romandas2004-12-22 17:27:12
  I have a server that would hold them nicely. by joecrouse2004-12-22 17:32:31
    Yeah, but *I* want to use them ;) (n/t) by romandas2004-12-22 17:33:48
      I'll sell you the server. by joecrouse2004-12-22 17:42:11
        Got specs on it? Maybe a pic? :) by romandas2004-12-22 17:45:12
          hold on its under my bed. by joecrouse2004-12-22 17:52:33
            I'm not at a computer I can do that from (n/t) by romandas2004-12-22 17:54:26
              specs as far as i can tell by joecrouse2004-12-22 18:09:24
                Is it just a blank case, or was it made by a known by romandas2004-12-22 18:18:14
      Scrooge! (n/t) by jiteo2004-12-22 17:36:54
I was just wondering... by TornRagDoll2004-12-22 16:42:48
  See, that's tough. by Dazed2004-12-22 19:15:34
  There is a way to crack them at lest purportedly. by joecrouse2004-12-22 17:38:46
  Oh gawd by oot2004-12-22 17:12:42
    oot, by krikkert2004-12-22 17:39:07
      *nods* by oot2004-12-22 17:44:32
  Actually, I agree with Yahoo by Kickstart2004-12-22 17:04:59
    That' raises an interesting question. by chrisP2004-12-22 17:10:25
      under today's copyright law... by basher202004-12-22 18:13:00
      IIRC, same as government papers about you. by krikkert2004-12-22 17:38:22
  This may be a silly question by AndyA2004-12-22 16:59:37
    Not a silly question. (n/t) by ManiacJoe2004-12-22 17:05:11
      did the soldier have a will? by voxwoman2004-12-22 17:10:58
Did the W:ET password change overnight? by retiqlum22004-12-22 16:17:16
  On that note, who wants to play? (n/t) by retiqlum22004-12-22 16:29:05
    {{{retiqlum2}}} by JerseyGirl2004-12-22 17:14:48
    Sure, if anyone's on. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-22 16:38:21
      Or not. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 16:53:02
  Yes, it did. by krikkert2004-12-22 16:21:17
    Oooh.... by KrakensDen2004-12-22 16:27:36
    Cunning. by AndyA2004-12-22 16:26:27
      Nope. 'tisn't. by krikkert2004-12-22 16:27:29
        I check it at least once a year ;-) (n/t) by AndyA2004-12-22 16:53:22
        D'Oh! OK. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-12-22 16:28:41
Anybody know where I can get OfficeServ Manager? by nin_man2004-12-22 16:05:43
Five hours and nine minutes left. (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-22 16:02:57
  I've by LionsPhil2004-12-22 18:46:35
  Untill what? I haven't been on the board all day. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-12-22 16:18:10
Martha Stewart lambasts jail food by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  sounds like a bit of an exaggeration by gibuu2004-12-22 15:50:51
  The BBC must be hard up for news by SnappingTurtle2004-12-22 15:46:00
  Kafka-like, indeed. by esteis2004-12-22 15:45:03
More computer advice needed: by da-gimp2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You can buy a KVM by MikeCDN2004-12-22 15:25:19
    want a weirder problem by joecrouse2004-12-22 17:44:50
    Agreed: One comment, don't go too cheap by abaron2004-12-22 16:06:28
    Keyboard, Video, and Mouse switch? (n/t) by afterburner2004-12-22 15:31:04
    KVM switch == Keyboard, Video, Mouse switch (n/t) by romandas2004-12-22 15:30:42
      Makes sense :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-12-22 15:32:16
Stupid networking question by Kickstart2004-12-22 15:22:13
  After reading all the other replies: by retiqlum22004-12-22 16:28:12
  How can you have a 10baseT switch? by delltech2004-12-22 16:11:06
    It is switched between it's ports. by AndyA2004-12-22 16:25:04
      I can only give you partial credit by basher202004-12-22 18:33:20
      Hubs are antiques now - but not yet sought after. by Peace_man2004-12-22 16:31:01
  What does the routing table on MachineA by Peace_man2004-12-22 15:53:43
    That does appear to be what's happened by Kickstart2004-12-22 16:08:31
      Type "route" by aix tom2004-12-22 16:12:14
        ahh.. not quite... by aix tom2004-12-22 16:14:25
          Also look into which file to add that command to by Peace_man2004-12-22 16:28:04
  Did Kickstart run away? :) (n/t) by romandas2004-12-22 15:51:21
    Sorry, off working :/ See responses below (n/t) by Kickstart2004-12-22 16:07:16
    Hunting packets? by chrisP2004-12-22 15:56:01
  It isn't going to the gateway at all. by AndyA2004-12-22 15:43:14
    His question is why it isn't going via the Gigabit by romandas2004-12-22 15:45:59
      *head a splode* by chrisP2004-12-22 15:54:27
      I think that has all been covered already. by AndyA2004-12-22 15:53:48
  Sounds like a netmask or routing problem... by Elessar2004-12-22 15:37:02
  Is there a particular need for machine A to be.. by romandas2004-12-22 15:34:34
    That's what we've done for now by Kickstart2004-12-22 16:06:42
      They are actually both on the same subnet. by Peace_man2004-12-22 16:36:20
        Yeah, I mean the solution is different subnets by Kickstart2004-12-22 16:43:27
          s/their/they're/ (n/t) by Kickstart2004-12-22 16:44:09
    Why is the 10Base-T switch in there at all? by AndyA2004-12-22 15:39:11
      I've decomplicated the network map :) by Kickstart2004-12-22 16:03:48
      Well, by jiteo2004-12-22 15:44:20
        Switches don't do that. A hub maybe but a switch? by AndyA2004-12-22 15:58:20
          Ya know, I remember when I first heard about by Peace_man2004-12-22 16:40:29
          Good to know. (n/t) by jiteo2004-12-22 15:59:58
      That's a good question too (n/t) by romandas2004-12-22 15:42:50
  Machine B's IP address == the gateway? by romandas2004-12-22 15:27:35
    oops...typo: 192.168.1.123 (n/t) by Kickstart2004-12-22 15:28:16
      You're using the default subnet mask 255.255.255.0 by romandas2004-12-22 15:29:36
        yep (n/t) by Kickstart2004-12-22 15:32:35
          Uhm, remove eth0 on machine A? by chrisP2004-12-22 15:34:18
            Heh, that's freaky :) (see my post time below) (n/t) by romandas2004-12-22 15:35:12
              :D by chrisP2004-12-22 15:37:19
"Just For Laughs" ... by Illiad2004-12-22 15:05:51
  Not advisable. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 18:19:09
  practical jokes are very funny by voxwoman2004-12-22 17:16:22
  The french version by celticess2004-12-22 16:04:37
  You could try that prank on me... by Bellator2004-12-22 16:02:07
    And he'd lose a pet spider at the same time. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-12-22 16:08:08
  Shot in Montreal actually, by jiteo2004-12-22 15:53:02
  A big hairy spider in my lap ? by aix tom2004-12-22 15:47:50
  OT: Illiad, did you get my mail yet? by romandas2004-12-22 15:21:26
  Is that like the show called Trigger Happy TV?? (n/t) by airRaid52004-12-22 15:19:02
    its kinda like Candid Camera.. by gibuu2004-12-22 15:54:51
UFie IT poll: Name one thing about other techs by romandas2004-12-22 14:53:36
  Write instructions for the end user by JustnCase2004-12-22 17:48:32
    You had instructions. by jiteo2004-12-22 18:08:50
      I should say correct instructions. :) (n/t) by JustnCase2004-12-22 19:37:42
  I wish they undestood the functions of by Peace_man2004-12-22 15:57:08
  Ask more questions. by run.dll2004-12-22 15:50:00
    Ouch. by esteis2004-12-22 16:00:27
  Write skillfully by esteis2004-12-22 15:38:02
  I wish they'd tell me how to fix my cupholder by MrTrick2004-12-22 15:23:07
  Anything, anything at all. by funky_monkey2004-12-22 15:19:23
Barnes and Nobles spam. by joecrouse2004-12-22 14:52:29
Attn: inittab by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm originally from Cape Girardeau by fireballmatt2004-12-22 14:48:59
    OK, Good, We'll have to meet up. by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
Y'all have fun... I'm OTD. by dire_lobo2004-12-22 14:37:35
  Have fun yourself by afterburner2004-12-22 14:47:05
  {{{dire_lobo}}} by Spud312004-12-22 14:38:04
I just had about four or five by hadji2004-12-22 14:31:42
Well just ordered a new cell phone by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I just got by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
Gaaah! SBC has NO customer service. by talon07202004-12-22 14:00:10
  Sympathize... by esbita2004-12-22 15:16:44
Anyone else noticing long load times for ARS? by romandas2004-12-22 13:59:18
  Looks like there's a routing issue somewhere. by radiowave9112004-12-22 14:14:13
STFU by Didactylos2004-12-22 13:42:05
  Thanks all! by Didactylos2004-12-22 14:26:49
  ok a few by celticess2004-12-22 14:21:55
    Save The Freakin' Unicorns! (n/t) by bobmon2004-12-22 14:43:51
    (S)ome (T)hing (F)unny (U)sually (n/t) by celticess2004-12-22 14:24:06
  Find Your Own Simpering Sibling (n/t) by Kickstart2004-12-22 13:54:42
    MCIU (n/t) by Didactylos2004-12-22 13:56:01
  Simple thinking, Functionally useless (n/t) by sjay2004-12-22 13:46:33
  "Stuff you". by LionsPhil2004-12-22 13:44:31
    Brain upgrades... by Didactylos2004-12-22 13:48:41
  Still Talking, Foul Underling? (n/t) by Peace_man2004-12-22 13:43:27
    Good one. (n/t) by Didactylos2004-12-22 13:47:48
Well since I'm going to almost no bandwidth land by DaNutBall2004-12-22 13:39:56
  Joyfull Jaltema!!! (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-12-22 13:56:27
  Have a good time with your SO too :) (n/t) by celticess2004-12-22 13:54:53
  /etc/etc/etc: no such file or directory by shminux2004-12-22 13:51:01
  Merry Midwinter by Bellator2004-12-22 13:47:53
  Happy Chrisolstchanicekwanzicas 0:) (n/t) by Ston2004-12-22 13:46:17
    Damn, that's comprehensive! ;-) (n/t) by microchip2004-12-22 13:48:00
First HL2 experience. by Winsmith2004-12-22 13:37:06
  It's fantastic isn't it by darkphoenix2004-12-22 14:26:20
The end of my automotive saga *whew* by VCA2004-12-22 13:18:59
  What would it take to fly you up here to fix by joecrouse2004-12-22 14:41:18
    I just started a new project, unfortunately by VCA2004-12-22 17:48:28
      lol (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-22 18:15:02
  Which restaurant is that? by nin_man2004-12-22 13:36:50
    Valencia Gardens, on W. Kennedy (n/t) by VCA2004-12-22 13:52:52
      Sure have missed one. by nin_man2004-12-22 14:03:30
        It's a good, family-owned Spanish restaurant by VCA2004-12-22 17:49:33
Something Positive for NOLAwitch and all by toxin2004-12-22 13:14:51
  It was perfectly innocuous until the end, by NOLAWitch2004-12-22 15:00:40
  *ROFLMAO* (N/T) by Voltigeur2004-12-22 14:32:25
  lmao!!!!! that is freaking hilarious... :-D (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-12-22 13:17:05
  My word. Randy does know where the funny is. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-12-22 13:16:28
Sent to Canada to protect her morality! by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: McNutcase [SUBJ=UT2004] by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Looks interesting. by McNutcase2004-12-22 13:14:00
    One bug to note... by LionsPhil2004-12-22 13:57:54
    Yeah, it's pretty sizable. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 13:24:03
Yar!!! (n/t) by scragman2004-12-22 13:01:51
  Avast ye scurvy scallywag (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-22 13:24:38
  Ray!!! (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-12-22 13:02:15
    You can call me Ray... (n/t) by HeyRef2004-12-22 13:04:36
      Hi Ray. :) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-12-22 13:11:35
Jihad of the Day by funky_monkey2004-12-22 12:55:00
  Except for "pornhoarding" it is true. by delcted2004-12-22 22:50:40
  Rubbish! by LionsPhil2004-12-22 13:26:24
    This man is an agent of teh d3\/1L! (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-22 13:39:32
      *SPANG* by LionsPhil2004-12-22 13:43:11
        It's Magically Impressious! by funky_monkey2004-12-22 13:54:53
  LIES! INFIDEL!!! by DaNutBall2004-12-22 13:05:59
    *dons backpack packed with C4* by funky_monkey2004-12-22 13:22:55
      *brings out M16A2* You running at me... by DaNutBall2004-12-22 13:31:17
        *brings out G36* by McNutcase2004-12-22 13:32:15
          *unpacks McMillan Tac-50" Amateurs, this will take by techi8702004-12-22 13:37:31
            *charges the Doomsday Laser* by EvilLionsPhil2004-12-22 13:52:52
              Teh 3\/1L! Teh 3\/1L! (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-22 13:56:54
                s/3\/1L!/d3\/1L! (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-22 13:57:40
  I'd post a rebuttal but... by HeyRef2006-11-19 12:55:59
  But what if we agree? by vetitice2004-12-22 12:56:28
    Lust of the mortal flesh prevents shirtvana (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-22 13:23:38
      Flesh may be mortal. by vetitice2004-12-22 13:41:25
        Tell that to HD failures. by funky_monkey2004-12-22 13:56:14
Hooray! I just off the phone with my bank by lord_dolphin2004-12-22 12:44:23
  I get scared when things go too well. (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-22 12:55:46
    I never trust it either.... by lord_dolphin2004-12-22 15:04:00
  Congrats, Look at putting a little money by techi8702004-12-22 12:51:51
    That's exactly what I'm planning :) by lord_dolphin2004-12-22 15:03:22
Follow up: Meeting someone special by HeyRef2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wonderful, by esteis2004-12-22 16:11:17
  Yay! Good luck continuing the relationship. (n/t) by Spud312004-12-22 12:52:45
  I'm so happy for you.... by P.Buttercup2004-12-22 12:44:54
  Congratulations man. by funky_monkey2004-12-22 12:43:08
    Here Here..... My local phone company by P.Buttercup2004-12-22 12:47:50
I LOVE this Russian campaign. by McNutcase2004-12-22 12:35:09
  what game would this be? (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-12-22 12:36:52
    Call of Duty. by McNutcase2004-12-22 12:40:10
      CoD:UO is well worth it (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-12-22 13:16:45
        Oh, I know. by McNutcase2004-12-22 13:21:33
          Whoop-de-frellin' do. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 13:28:07
            It's documented... by McNutcase2004-12-22 13:30:34
              More quality testing there, then. </sarcasm> by LionsPhil2004-12-22 13:34:52
      Oh, and you want in on my LJ filter for it? by McNutcase2004-12-22 12:40:57
        sounds good to me...I havent gotten by fireballmatt2004-12-22 13:34:42
Anyone willing to give the odds on getting my PDA by techi8702004-12-22 12:29:53
  I doubt it'll come during the christmas period. by McGowan2004-12-22 12:34:20
    No it is 60 days no restrictions (n/t) by Fandango2004-12-22 12:37:53
  Turn off your phone by MikeCDN2004-12-22 12:34:03
    Return is to store. by Fandango2004-12-22 12:38:51
      Someone has either dealt with or worked for FS by techi8702004-12-22 12:40:00
        Worked there by Fandango2004-12-22 12:45:12
          I'm trying to figure out what they would replace by techi8702004-12-22 12:54:02
            I foresee you getting that by Fandango2004-12-22 13:08:07
  Be careful... by plucky2004-12-22 12:33:28
Has anyone got a clicky by cuboci2004-12-22 12:21:23
  the scary thing about that pic by fireballmatt2004-12-22 12:34:58
    You'd be shocked how often it comes up. by nin_man2004-12-22 14:06:55
      heh i saw that one by fireballmatt2004-12-22 14:26:53
  Snopes? by vetitice2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Check Snopes, they tend to document hoax's (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-12-22 12:27:17
    They do! They do! by vetitice2004-12-22 12:29:05
      So should someone ..... by aix tom2004-12-22 12:33:21
        Today? by vetitice2004-12-22 12:44:07
I HAVE A SPORK!!! by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-22 11:57:53
  How much can I bet that you changed the title.... by Myke2004-12-22 13:09:36
  me too :) by chaotic2004-12-22 12:52:13
  Well you are afraid to use it anyhow. by Spisefisken2004-12-22 12:27:51
  that was good by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-22 12:10:47
  hrmm. by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-22 12:05:55
    What you need to do is take a grapefruit... by Da_Pineapple2004-12-22 12:11:13
      how do you eat with a grapefruit ? (n/t) by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-22 12:12:45
        SPOON! A grapefruit SPOON! (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2004-12-22 12:44:53
  SPORK STEALER! (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2004-12-22 12:05:08
  And I know how to use it! Back off!! (n/t) by wwill2004-12-22 11:59:59
  oooh, and a wetnap by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-22 11:58:21
Why are government employees' wages taxed? by McNutcase2004-12-22 11:47:55
  So tax revenues can be artificially inflated. by wheresthefish2004-12-22 16:43:00
  It is much easier and simpler to do it this way. by Peace_man2004-12-22 13:08:32
  because by gibuu2004-12-22 13:05:08
  Because it'd greatly complicate matters? by Arachnid2004-12-22 12:29:11
  Haven't you figured it out yet? by altordwm2004-12-22 12:19:06
  Considering that your taxes do not all go directly by romandas2004-12-22 12:15:19
  People have varying deductables by Spisefisken2004-12-22 12:01:05
    But...*evil grin* by esbita2004-12-22 12:06:02
    Nope. Not over here. by McNutcase2004-12-22 12:02:40
      Can you get tax deductions because of mortgages? by afterburner2004-12-22 12:21:30
        That's an insane system by delcted2004-12-22 22:59:01
      Just a possible clarification... by LthrOttr2004-12-22 12:20:01
  There would be large costs involved by McGowan2004-12-22 12:00:21
    You don't seem to understand... by McNutcase2004-12-22 12:04:47
  Another thing. by PathOGene2004-12-22 11:58:14
    They DO have two classes of worker to deal with. by McNutcase2004-12-22 11:59:59
      Regardless of where it comes from by PathOGene2004-12-22 12:07:42
        So it goes from point A by a convoluted accounting by McNutcase2004-12-22 12:08:41
          Hmmm. Point taken. by PathOGene2004-12-22 12:14:18
      Sure? by LionsPhil2004-12-22 12:00:59
  My guess... by esbita2004-12-22 11:56:40
    Wow by sjay2004-12-22 12:07:10
    You just gave an innocent nail a nasty headache. ( (n/t) by McNutcase2004-12-22 11:57:58
  Never fly by sjay2004-12-22 11:52:20
    It wouldn't be tax free. by McNutcase2004-12-22 11:57:18
      As you are with government now by sjay2004-12-22 12:04:27
  If they didn't get taxed their pay rate would have by techi8702004-12-22 11:51:34
    It could go down without affecting take-home... by McNutcase2004-12-22 11:53:57
I haven't posted any TLPs today. by hadji2004-12-22 11:40:01
  *scratches head* Hi! (n/t) by da-gimp2004-12-22 11:40:48
    *waves* :-) (n/t) by hadji2004-12-22 12:13:39
Social skills question by oot2004-12-22 11:22:19
  Personally, by Hoth2004-12-22 21:06:39
  Yikes. Sounds bad. by krikkert2004-12-22 13:49:03
    Thanks by oot2004-12-22 16:06:02
  Make a tape/soundfile by Michiel2004-12-22 13:11:36
    *giggle* (n/t) by oot2004-12-22 16:04:40
    "mmhhmmmm... yup... uh-huh..." by DaNutBall2004-12-22 13:19:41
  I'm right with ya man by emlaabs2004-12-22 12:40:03
    *nods* (n/t) by oot2004-12-22 16:00:46
    hmm by celticess2004-12-22 14:31:46
      caller ID, gotta love it by emlaabs2004-12-22 16:16:45
        Just turn off the ringer (n/t) by Hoth2004-12-22 21:13:32
    Man? Hmm I hope oot still have a sense of humour. by Spisefisken2004-12-22 12:54:52
      Nah... by oot2004-12-22 16:00:19
      ack by emlaabs2004-12-22 14:56:05
      Oot's already mad. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 13:21:03
  hmmm by celticess2004-12-22 12:16:46
    Hmm... by oot2004-12-22 12:23:40
      Ability to read has nothing to do with it by celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Thanks for the info by oot2004-12-22 16:03:40
  I used to have a friend who did not have any by hadji2004-12-22 12:01:46
    I've had to do that,... :P (n/t) by swisscheese2004-12-22 22:14:31
    *giggle* (n/t) by oot2004-12-22 12:16:35
  I always prefer by DaNutBall2004-12-22 11:53:47
    *nods* (n/t) by oot2004-12-22 12:16:19
  "What do you care what other people think?" by shminux2004-12-22 11:44:46
    Sort of... by oot2004-12-22 11:46:38
      parents, eh? by dcnblues2004-12-22 12:00:32
        *grin* I used to do that by oot2004-12-22 12:11:03
      If it's your parents, by LionsPhil2004-12-22 11:56:42
        Nope, I'm home for break by oot2004-12-22 12:10:21
          "Thanks,I'm OK, love ya, bye <click>" by shminux2004-12-22 12:16:29
            They can call anything rude :-( (n/t) by oot2004-12-22 12:21:20
  I have no answers, I feel the same way. by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-22 11:33:53
    Linky please? by Winsmith2004-12-22 13:34:27
      Linky by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *nods* by oot2004-12-22 11:50:27
  Try this phrase: by LionsPhil2004-12-22 11:31:58
    *giggle* (n/t) by oot2004-12-22 11:45:51
    Oh, "windbag" is a good word too. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-22 11:33:35
  I feel your pain. by Illiad2004-12-22 11:31:48
    *nods* by oot2004-12-22 11:48:52
      A guess: by Illiad2004-12-22 12:20:58
        Are there any problems with people by LionsPhil2004-12-22 13:15:42
          Yup. by Illiad2004-12-22 14:51:47
        Dogs have a better method by oot2004-12-22 12:25:47
      Because humans are illogical slime, by LionsPhil2004-12-22 11:54:49
    Is your friend who insists on informing you by McGowan2004-12-22 11:41:00
      One of the worst offenders, yes. (n/t) by Illiad2004-12-22 12:19:53
  Pretend to be busy. by nin_man2004-12-22 11:31:45
    Good idea by oot2004-12-22 11:53:23
  Short calls are the best! by ManiacJoe2004-12-22 11:30:02
    Good idea. Thanks (n/t) by oot2004-12-22 11:59:12
  I cheat. by AndyA2004-12-22 11:27:33
    Good idea! by oot2004-12-22 11:59:30
      I put the kettle on... by swisscheese2004-12-22 13:35:46
        Good idea by oot2004-12-22 16:15:27
  Always have something going on by DesertRat662004-12-22 11:26:07
    *grin* (n/t) by oot2004-12-22 12:00:30
    You answer the phone during intimate incounters? by techi8702004-12-22 11:29:26
      Better than checking your e-mail, though. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-22 11:37:28
        What about intimate encounters via e-mail? by oot2004-12-22 12:03:29
          Ye Goddess, people actually DO 'cyber'. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-22 12:06:45
            Has been known, yes. by McNutcase2004-12-22 12:38:07
            They have a long-distance relationship by oot2004-12-22 12:15:59
            "I put on my wizard robe and hat" (n/t) by oot2004-12-22 12:13:06
              Hey, hey! by LionsPhil2004-12-22 13:17:14
              "You just can't hurry good pizza" ;) (n/t) by romandas2004-12-22 12:16:02
      Hehe by DesertRat662004-12-22 11:35:44
        THANK YOU! by oot2004-12-22 12:01:41
          For the love of Eris, save that for telemarketers! by LionsPhil2004-12-22 12:04:35
            *grin* by oot2004-12-22 12:18:46
              Oh, yes. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 13:13:46
        I called someone yesterday... by KayMan2004-12-22 11:49:21
    A suggested extension by sjay2004-12-22 11:29:15
      Good idea (n/t) by oot2004-12-22 12:00:43
I'm bored... by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nifty, but have you ever caught the flame? by Ston2004-12-22 13:21:24
    I'm not sure... by Bellator2004-12-22 14:08:15
  Hey you by celticess2004-12-22 12:18:35
  Been there, done that, have the burn marks. (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2004-12-22 11:51:52
  I remember that trick from high school... by Schol-R-LEA;22004-12-22 11:48:28
    That's easy... by Bellator2004-12-22 11:52:47
    Looks more like Zippo fuel in the palm. by McNutcase2004-12-22 11:50:56
  You play around with photoshop? by Spisefisken2004-12-22 11:12:52
    Only to crop the image my brother took (n/t) by Bellator2004-12-22 11:15:33
  And I thought it just made them hairy. (n/t) by nin_man2004-12-22 11:11:32
    I wasn't doing that! by Bellator2004-12-22 11:15:10
    one word...... by techi8702004-12-22 11:14:07
In the spirit of the season by Number_Six2004-12-22 11:06:20
  Good for you, dude! I love that feeling too. by NOLAWitch2004-12-22 15:05:41
  Good bloke! by LionsPhil2004-12-22 13:41:04
  Way to go! That proves it... by Peace_man2004-12-22 13:02:54
  Well done by chaotic2004-12-22 12:38:05
  Fantastico! by wwill2004-12-22 11:55:29
  On a similar note, I gave my sister and brother by techi8702004-12-22 11:23:30
    Misplaced pride or self-worth issues ? by Number_Six2004-12-22 11:36:36
      But I gave the monitor to my sister. My brother by techi8702004-12-22 11:55:40
  Way cool. *smiles around* by PathOGene2004-12-22 11:13:52
    Thanks. Absolutely ! Merry Christmas ! (n/t) by Number_Six2004-12-22 11:38:46
  Nice one! Well done that man. (n/t) by Voltigeur2004-12-22 11:13:40
    :-) (n/t) by Number_Six2004-12-22 11:39:17
  Well done you! (n/t) by sjay2004-12-22 11:12:11
    Merry Christmas ! (n/t) by Number_Six2004-12-22 11:40:08
Today's picture puzzle! by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Philcon's con t-shirt by voxwoman2004-12-22 12:36:22
  Five and only Five days left? (n/t) by sjay2004-12-22 11:02:47
    Indeedy. by McNutcase2004-12-22 11:09:09
      Funny, mine is by sjay2004-12-22 11:15:03
        I love that one too... by McNutcase2004-12-22 11:17:19
      Which one's that? by LionsPhil2004-12-22 11:12:48
        The triangle of two-way staircases. by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
          UFied already. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-22 11:20:10
            Alternative link: by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
Harry Potter-Place your Bets Here by evilsysadmin2004-12-22 10:53:59
  Draco's Dear Daddy. (n/t) by rorajoey2004-12-22 19:18:13
  Artistic integrity. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-22 12:02:41
  Innocence (n/t) by AndyA2004-12-22 11:28:21
  Hermione. by Voltigeur2004-12-22 11:10:05
    I do not think it will be her. She is the only by evilsysadmin2004-12-22 11:19:12
      Harry mad?!?! What about Ron? by DesertRat662004-12-22 11:23:38
        I think Ron will be sad and upset but will take by evilsysadmin2004-12-22 11:31:26
          Along those lines... by AndyA2004-12-22 11:33:38
            that's *EXACTLY* my line of thinking. by Voltigeur2004-12-22 14:25:54
              Ginny will die! (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-22 14:46:30
              Hermione is RON's love, by wwill2004-12-22 14:29:43
            That would be cool (n/t) by evilsysadmin2004-12-22 11:47:26
        Harry and Ron? by nin_man2004-12-22 11:28:44
  My guess by evilsysadmin2004-12-22 11:02:10
  I'd like it to be Percy :) by hyzenthlay2004-12-22 11:00:53
  Harry Potter (I hope) :p (n/t) by Scirocco2004-12-22 10:59:00
    That is not until the next one by Spisefisken2004-12-22 11:00:40
  Someone who's really not *that* pivitol by Dazed2004-12-22 10:57:22
  Neville by esbita2004-12-22 10:57:11
    can't die by Nightwind2004-12-22 13:16:35
  Lupin & Draco (n/t) by cmantito2004-12-22 10:54:48
Oh goody, New years eve in a cube by Fandango2004-12-22 10:45:58
  Hey, you got 3 hours to get to a party :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-12-22 10:48:07
    Yep gonna be fun by Fandango2004-12-22 10:53:37
The headache is bad when... by esbita2004-12-22 10:42:08
  {{{esbita}}} by Spud312004-12-22 12:20:18
FEEL FREE TO HOLD BOTH DOORS OPEN AT ONCE by PsychoI3oy2004-12-22 10:36:33
  *props both sets of doors open and by shorty822004-12-22 11:10:34
    *Gives shorty82 a banana.* :-) (n/t) by hadji2004-12-22 12:27:10
  you should pepper spray them.. by evilsysadmin2004-12-22 10:54:43
    One problem with that plan. If you spray them as by techi8702004-12-22 11:04:10
      I agree. by TheGM2004-12-22 18:31:31
  And you didn't detain the person by kahuana2004-12-22 10:48:35
    they were outbound, unfortunately (n/t) by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-22 12:34:37
      i blame network lag for the double post (n/t) by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-22 12:35:52
    <Deleted><Deleted>2004-12-22 13:59:21
      Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-12-22 13:59:36
  The solution is simple. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 10:37:44
    after yesterday? no way! by PsychoI3oy2004-12-22 10:39:54
You heard about IP over carrier pigeon? by Peace_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That is incredibly cool. by LthrOttr2004-12-22 10:39:13
  Neat! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-22 10:35:35
*looks at the time* It can't be 11:22 already. by techi8702004-12-22 10:24:44
AP refuses to let the BS use its polls by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The BCS needs to die. by Da_Pineapple2004-12-22 10:35:07
    Oh no no no it would interfere with finals! :P by DaNutBall2004-12-22 10:48:15
  And yes I intentionally forgot the C in BCS. (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-12-22 10:13:01
Anyone know where a free MS cert. practice test.. by romandas2004-12-22 09:44:27
  Intelinfo.com (n/t) by doctoo2004-12-22 09:52:58
Ditching some old CDs? List them! by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  How about a place for books as well by evilsysadmin2004-12-22 10:05:03
  ditching as in throwing out? by emlaabs2004-12-22 09:51:54
    I got some real old Corel Draw CDs somewhere by Scirocco2004-12-22 09:54:35
Yay! They closed the University! by JustnCase2004-12-22 09:42:09
  They just closed Fort Knox too. :) by JustnCase2004-12-22 10:24:30
    I hope you aren't insinuating what it sounds like by PsychoI3oy2004-12-22 10:32:30
  Oh you poor things! by DaNutBall2004-12-22 10:04:49
    My high school in Canada didn't close until the by JustnCase2004-12-22 10:26:54
      The only time the schools closed for me by DaNutBall2004-12-22 10:49:45
        I hated it when we rural kids would make it by Dazed2004-12-22 11:06:38
          What? We lived 1Km from the school and walked all by techi8702004-12-22 11:28:15
            uphill both ways? (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-12-22 11:30:09
              Walking up the hill was out of our way. Besides by techi8702004-12-22 11:32:13
                I had to go uphill both ways :) by JustnCase2004-12-22 13:46:54
  Wingeing amateurs! What cold, what Snow? by toxin2004-12-22 09:44:53
    I am celebrating the snow! It's been too long by JustnCase2004-12-22 10:28:39
Cell Phon Update by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Off-topic by Kickstart2004-12-22 10:21:55
    VHQ its the best choice for us Westerners by MikeCDN2004-12-22 10:27:21
      Here's the one I was looking at: by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
        recheck the prices by MikeCDN2004-12-22 12:49:21
          Yeah, true by Kickstart2004-12-22 13:18:20
            Watch carefully responce time by MikeCDN2004-12-22 13:41:21
              Ok, no problem by Kickstart2004-12-22 13:46:18
                Thanks :) by MikeCDN2004-12-22 13:49:57
  Hmm, after talking with coworkers and friends... by MikeCDN2004-12-22 10:07:55
  I wouldn't suggest modifying a Motorola.. by Ubergeek22004-12-22 08:53:37
    I wasn't talking about hardware mod by MikeCDN2004-12-22 08:59:54
      I wouldn't try getting around a system like that. by AndyA2004-12-22 09:30:51
        Well I want the capabilities by MikeCDN2004-12-22 09:41:03
          Are they going to change that soon? by AndyA2004-12-22 09:50:35
            Not in Canada unfortunatly by MikeCDN2004-12-22 09:59:56
      Yup Moto rocks in that aspect :) (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-12-22 09:05:32
        See... thats encouragment.... by MikeCDN2004-12-22 09:08:27
          I used to work at Motorola by emlaabs2004-12-22 09:24:10
            It's worse then that by MikeCDN2004-12-22 09:38:23
              how much of this could be a security thing? by swisscheese2004-12-22 11:10:03
                Its not really security by MikeCDN2004-12-22 11:13:37
            ...What do you =expect= from Marketing? by themadkansan2004-12-22 09:31:05
Weather for Denver: by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-22 08:29:00
  Weather for Florida 76 F and sunny! by Patch2004-12-22 10:57:12
  Current weather at Mason Jewett Field (Mason, MI): by Da_Pineapple2004-12-22 10:17:06
    All temps in above post in degrees F (n/t) by tskelton2004-12-22 17:07:04
  Wimps! by DaNutBall2004-12-22 10:14:58
  Wimps by Yvesb2004-12-22 09:58:04
    Edmonton today by kyrasantae2004-12-22 11:18:37
  Weather for Nashville: by kelli2172004-12-22 09:46:29
  And I thought *last* night was bitter cold. by YakkoWarner2004-12-22 09:26:02
ATTN: williamashbless (re recursive -> iterative) by Liava2004-12-22 08:25:38
  Unlike most C compilers, GCC can optimize tail by Schol-R-LEA;22004-12-22 11:37:03
  A few counterpoints... :) by williamashbless2004-12-22 09:43:24
    You didn't misinterpret by Liava2004-12-22 15:40:48
      OK, experimental results are in. by Liava2004-12-22 18:04:00
    About the stack by Tars_Tarkas2004-12-22 11:15:06
      Methinks his point was that some platforms by Liava2004-12-22 15:45:38
mmmmm MOON PIE!!!!! by fireballmatt2004-12-22 08:04:40
  (_(_) Π (n/t) by sjay2004-12-22 08:22:13
  What brand of Moon Pie?! (n/t) by maximumbob2004-12-22 08:14:09
    why, the only true brand of course! by fireballmatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Are you drinking an RC Cola? by crash_2004-12-22 08:11:33
    we dont have RC here by fireballmatt2004-12-22 08:19:16
Attn: Gun Nut UFies (you know who you are) by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Why exactly do we need a gun thread here everyday? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-12-22 10:45:30
    Supply and demand by afterburner2004-12-22 12:23:48
    I asked that ... by wwill2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Wha? by JPaganel2004-12-22 10:55:23
        What it was by wwill2004-12-22 11:40:27
    Why not? (n/t) by DarthSane2004-12-22 10:46:48
      Precisely by DesertRat662004-12-22 10:59:53
        Much more civil than say religous discussions by techi8702004-12-22 11:08:18
          It's the old Heinlein saw again... by McNutcase2004-12-22 11:21:47
            We have to (at least the responsible ones) by DesertRat662004-12-22 11:28:01
              Exactly. by McNutcase2004-12-22 11:29:54
          Guns aren't a religion?!?!?!?! by DesertRat662004-12-22 11:16:13
  That's a strange problem. by RedmondBOFH2004-12-22 09:02:03
    the biggest difference (that I can think of) by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-22 09:17:23
    Add one extra problem - extreme cold by toxin2004-12-22 09:16:51
      Not to mention by DesertRat662004-12-22 09:23:50
    I would assume you need a fast kill on by evilsysadmin2004-12-22 09:13:23
      Well, they are often IN the water. by toxin2004-12-22 09:24:54
      Oh, yeah ;) by RedmondBOFH2004-12-22 09:15:16
  7mm rem mag? by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-22 08:58:01
    Well, it has to be a round that works with by toxin2004-12-22 09:03:19
      hrmm, that rules out .50BMG by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-22 09:11:19
        Caribou are much smaller than moose. by toxin2004-12-22 09:22:40
          I simply use my .303 by gibuu2004-12-22 15:33:11
          then a shotgun may well be a good idea by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-22 09:24:48
      Well, that's the rub by RedmondBOFH2004-12-22 09:10:55
      What's the law on importing ammo from the US? by DarthSane2004-12-22 09:07:15
        Probably should be OK. No specific rules against by toxin2004-12-22 09:12:46
          Then that UMC FMJ would be just the ticket for by DarthSane2004-12-22 09:14:02
  Sounds like they need FMJ by DarthSane2004-12-22 08:25:24
    They may also need the weapons to fire them by toxin2004-12-22 08:28:19
      Handloading could be a solution by DesertRat662004-12-22 08:44:22
        Actually, I was just interested in the problem by toxin2004-12-22 08:55:45
          Well then I would look to the Dark Continent by DesertRat662004-12-22 09:06:14
          ps. My dad did some sea lion hunting when he was by toxin2004-12-22 08:58:34
            I hunt sea lion by gibuu2004-12-22 15:25:57
            Doesn't surprise me a bit by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
        P.S. You can roll your own fmj bullets too by DesertRat662004-12-22 08:48:21
      Sure. Mostly military surplus. by JPaganel2004-12-22 08:38:40
      .308 or 7.62 NATO is a fairly standard round by DarthSane2006-11-19 12:55:59
      FMJ or solid should be available in by crankshaft-jr2004-12-22 08:33:37
        Still used in the Lee Enfields used by the Rangers by toxin2004-12-22 08:50:11
  Interesting, sounds like they need to import a by techi8702004-12-22 08:05:45
From the Inbox. by syren2004-12-22 07:51:51
  Would it be wrong to use those lines by McGowan2004-12-22 08:04:39
    I think at this stage by syren2004-12-22 08:05:44
      Excellent!!! by McGowan2004-12-22 08:08:49
        Can you make a note not to by syren2004-12-22 08:14:57
          Awwww by McGowan2004-12-22 08:19:08
            Well, by syren2004-12-22 08:32:35
              I dont normally use chat-up lines. by McGowan2004-12-22 08:49:46
                Probably a good idea ;) by syren2004-12-22 08:56:11
                  can we rephrase that last line to something by McGowan2004-12-22 09:01:44
                    That's what I meant. by syren2004-12-22 09:12:55
                      Forgiven. by McGowan2004-12-22 09:30:46
                        No...you know that when you by syren2004-12-22 09:34:54
                          Oh right, leave me more bored! by McGowan2004-12-22 09:40:05
From the guncrank: It's time for Gun-Rich Zones by DesertRat662004-12-22 07:48:19
  Just one day ... by wwill2004-12-22 09:22:56
    Little nitpick by DarthSane2004-12-22 10:59:28
    I'd be curious to know who that dealer is by DesertRat662004-12-22 09:47:02
      Dealer by wwill2004-12-22 10:40:50
        Never saw him (I think) by DesertRat662004-12-22 10:47:31
          Never saw him, I hope for you! by wwill2004-12-22 11:02:41
            Oh, I've run into a few by DesertRat662004-12-22 11:10:20
              I understand. by wwill2004-12-22 12:10:48
                BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!! by DesertRat662004-12-22 12:21:12
                  the cocc rings a tiny bell... by wwill2004-12-22 12:24:16
                    No luck on the CCCO, sorry, but by wwill2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Just one day ... by RedmondBOFH2004-12-22 09:29:10
      Glad you agree. by wwill2004-12-22 09:48:45
  Can I make my block a SUV free zone? by evilsysadmin2004-12-22 09:10:28
    even if you banned the SUVs by DesertRat662004-12-22 09:39:31
      I disagree on that one. I think the size of by evilsysadmin2006-11-19 12:55:59
        As I said it was just my observation by DesertRat662004-12-22 10:11:43
        On the theme of not knowing the size by LionsPhil2004-12-22 10:11:00
          Dunno, but the Yaris is a good counter-example. by McNutcase2004-12-22 11:24:38
            Mondeos are just a bad shape. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 11:36:14
      But it would limit the amount of damage by LionsPhil2004-12-22 09:41:50
        Child vs. Geo Metro and the winner is by DesertRat662004-12-22 09:48:24
  I don't know if I should take this article as by Peace_man2004-12-22 08:53:16
    It's a bit of both by DesertRat662004-12-22 09:37:35
  He did have at least 1 good point by evilsysadmin2004-12-22 08:36:07
    What better place for a pedophile than a gun free by Ubergeek22004-12-22 09:01:14
  1911 Steak and Shrimp by DarthSane2004-12-22 08:31:37
  I never would have thought to tell a child to run by techi8702004-12-22 08:10:10
  Why are people who don't want the general by toxin2004-12-22 08:06:40
    Maybe it's the magenta polo shirts? by DesertRat662004-12-22 08:38:29
      Personally, I figure that when TSHTF, first by toxin2004-12-22 09:09:14
        Of course you get the "professionals" involved by DesertRat662004-12-22 09:32:14
          thats kinda scary by gibuu2004-12-22 15:39:19
            Wrong kind of use. by ManiacJoe2004-12-22 17:10:55
              However... by ManiacJoe2004-12-22 17:12:22
        Takes time for the pros to get there. by esbita2004-12-22 09:25:20
        Unless you got those professionals by JPaganel2004-12-22 09:24:23
    If the goal is responsible gun owners... by esbita2004-12-22 08:24:09
      I think they should have the right to a gun free by evilsysadmin2004-12-22 08:37:49
        Agreed. They are welcome to it. by DarthSane2004-12-22 09:03:26
          not a chance.. by evilsysadmin2004-12-22 09:08:30
            Sure they would. by DarthSane2004-12-22 09:09:29
              <evil sarcasm mode> It's a Gun-Rich Zone by DesertRat662004-12-22 09:54:31
                LOL literally (my coworkers are looking at me now) by DarthSane2004-12-22 09:59:39
    Probably because they are afraid of by JPaganel2004-12-22 08:21:19
      <Nigel Powers> It's not the size... by DesertRat662004-12-22 08:31:30
        But a pumpkin hit with a .500 magnum by bearman2004-12-22 10:42:20
          At $2 per round by ManiacJoe2004-12-22 10:54:37
            And those are the cheap rounds! by bearman2004-12-22 11:00:13
        "You can't miss fast enough to win a gun fight." by DarthSane2004-12-22 08:32:47
  Usual gung-ho argument. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 07:54:33
    Stone Age America by RedmondBOFH2004-12-22 09:23:12
    Some people can't see the satire for the trees by DesertRat662004-12-22 07:58:49
Today's MegaTokyo speaks words of wisdom. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-12-22 07:44:18
  Largo needs more beer. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 07:46:27
    Largo left the strip years ago. by Ubergeek22004-12-22 09:03:01
      I have to admit by HobsonsChoice2004-12-22 09:16:22
        His story wanders; he's rarely on schedule by YakkoWarner2004-12-22 09:30:15
          Ah, thanks. (n/t) by HobsonsChoice2004-12-22 14:10:37
    I thought he spelled that "b33r"? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-12-22 07:51:16
      *He* does, yes. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 07:55:11
        What, you don't code naked? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-12-22 08:13:57
          I live in Britain. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 08:17:18
            Prevent static electricity! Hack naked! (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2004-12-22 08:45:35
            Sissy! by McGowan2004-12-22 08:26:35
              No. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 08:30:45
                Well I wasn't talking totally naked. by McGowan2004-12-22 09:06:53
study groups by dennismv2004-12-22 07:41:59
  Well, if you plan on a major in engineering or CS, by dire_lobo2004-12-22 10:44:06
  I have found that it helps by evilsysadmin2004-12-22 08:46:08
  answer... by deadweasle2004-12-22 08:13:17
    that makes sense by dennismv2004-12-22 16:05:10
  I think the whole point of study groups is to ask by Martyny2004-12-22 08:03:10
  The only way I can study by McGowan2004-12-22 07:47:55
Need food help... by LthrOttr2004-12-22 07:26:56
  Creamed peas with pearled onions. (n/t) by wwill2004-12-22 08:58:02
    Idea is appreciated... by LthrOttr2004-12-22 09:23:05
  How about a Salad? Simple Cucumber Salad by toxin2004-12-22 08:38:33
    Hmmmm... by LthrOttr2004-12-22 09:22:34
  That could be a main course... by esbita2004-12-22 07:39:45
    Sounds like a definite idea... by LthrOttr2004-12-22 08:32:44
      Very simple fish soup... well, not that simple by toxin2004-12-22 08:49:02
        Interesting... by LthrOttr2004-12-22 09:20:07
      lobster bisque? by emlaabs2004-12-22 08:34:07
        Hmmm... by LthrOttr2004-12-22 09:16:45
    I'd second the salad idea plus another by P.Buttercup2004-12-22 08:09:50
      Hmmm... by LthrOttr2004-12-22 08:33:29
        sorry I ment a salad full of veggies :-) (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-12-22 08:37:12
      asparagus might be a good side by emlaabs2004-12-22 08:33:08
        That's an idea... by LthrOttr2004-12-22 09:18:52
New twist on an old favorite. by jiteo2004-12-22 07:15:27
  Red and green? by fiordhraoi2004-12-22 07:17:54
    Come now, by jiteo2004-12-22 07:20:10
      Ah... by fiordhraoi2004-12-22 07:23:48
        Check out by sjay2006-11-19 12:55:59
Maybe Santa could sell the "Naughty" List? by jcubed2004-12-22 06:59:15
  No way! by Spud312004-12-22 07:53:02
    Well by Blindman2004-12-22 07:55:16
      Next month I'll probably be good. by Spud312004-12-22 08:28:09
        {{{Spud31}}} by Blindman2004-12-22 08:35:26
          er, that should be cream AT Spud and da-gimp (n/t) by Blindman2004-12-22 08:41:15
          I think you just became my new best friend by da-gimp2004-12-22 08:36:44
            Seriously. by Spud312004-12-22 09:25:55
      Be good or be good at it! (n/t) by da-gimp2004-12-22 08:21:11
  as long as he doesnt sell it to anyone in India by zrowkewl2004-12-22 07:04:14
    They've all been naughty by glitch2004-12-22 07:32:18
      I suspect that they work hard too ya know! (n/t) by McGowan2004-12-22 08:12:41
      That's why by TechisSO2004-12-22 07:49:05
Yay! Snow! by cuboci2004-12-22 06:58:07
Question for the infinite wisdom of the UFicle by Control2004-12-22 06:58:07
  Yes, there is. by tskelton2004-12-22 17:00:54
  Should be easy to prove. by run.dll2004-12-22 15:31:57
  How many licks does it take to get to the center by zrowkewl2004-12-22 07:07:05
    *lick* *lick* *lick* *chomp* by Merlin2004-12-22 07:08:49
      Merlin by zrowkewl2004-12-22 07:10:59
        He'd be showing it more if... by kelli2172004-12-22 07:17:19
          "The world may never know!" (n/t) by fiordhraoi2004-12-22 07:27:16
            Ah! but I do know the answer :-) by hieraco2004-12-22 22:58:38
What is the most common browsers to hit UF? by glitch2004-12-22 06:56:12
  FireFox on Win200Pro goes fine by scissors2004-12-22 07:44:09
  I tried Firefox, didn't like it by Control2004-12-22 07:06:23
  IIRC, it's mostly IE. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 07:04:37
    Or Epiphany ;) (n/t) by cuboci2004-12-22 07:20:58
      As number two, by LionsPhil2004-12-22 07:30:16
        Epiphany is Firefox by chaotic2004-12-22 07:34:19
        As something Gecko-based by cuboci2004-12-22 07:34:17
          Sounds like they met their objectives, then. =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-22 07:39:55
  I've switched to firefox by thread_killer2004-12-22 06:58:44
<singing>I'll be Gnome for Christmas by NOLAWitch2004-12-22 06:42:56
  i prefer by Nightwind2004-12-22 08:36:33
  There's no place like Gnome by frizzgrig2004-12-22 07:35:30
  singing by imrambi2004-12-22 07:28:23
  I'd rather be GNOME, too (n/t) by cuboci2004-12-22 06:56:23
  OK, somebody else has to... by tskelton2004-12-22 06:56:16
Christmas stocking stuffers by bastetsmuse2004-12-22 06:29:38
  Tee-hee by Doe2004-12-22 06:56:15
    Would that be by MatthewDBA2004-12-22 08:33:58
Oi..this ought to be fun by thread_killer2004-12-22 06:27:12
  In car DVD by frizzgrig2004-12-22 07:39:12
    Wuss! :) My parents used to drive us to Florida. by rook_mtl2004-12-22 10:01:34
  Reminds me of the song by imrambi2004-12-22 07:31:11
  Any internet access there? (n/t) by klar_at_work2004-12-22 07:05:04
    What? When I get there? by thread_killer2004-12-22 07:14:23
  Are we there yet? Are we there yet? by bastetsmuse2004-12-22 06:30:46
    The proper answer to this question is by tskelton2004-12-22 06:59:14
      just pull over and let them out drive off about by joecrouse2004-12-24 12:34:18
    be more creative! by Sojawurst2004-12-22 06:39:49
      You've got kids, don't you? by diGriz2004-12-22 06:52:06
        She's touching me! by Blindman2004-12-22 07:49:12
    Ooh ooh... by williamashbless2004-12-22 06:36:59
      Hey! Get off my side! by syren2004-12-22 06:38:37
        She was looking at me again!!! by basher202004-12-22 07:09:08
  Merry Christmas! by defiler2004-12-22 06:29:33
Its cold outside..... by evilsysadmin2004-12-22 06:22:51
  My heart bleeds. So does my face as it thaws. by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Cold by bad_persimmons2004-12-22 11:39:01
  Try -2 Farenheit! by jcubed2004-12-22 07:13:25
    We're visiting MN right now and compared to.. by romandas2004-12-22 07:39:13
      Those are called "Snotcicles" by toxin2004-12-22 08:30:37
  I agree, it got down 45 degrees farneheit last by glitch2004-12-22 07:01:39
    Quick FYI - 45F=7.22C & 80F=26.66C (n/t) by glitch2004-12-22 07:03:00
Gah! Do those idiots at Mozilla test *anything*? by LionsPhil2004-12-22 06:18:27
  I get the felling that all of those issues by Spudd862004-12-22 15:32:42
  Lol! You're hilarious with this thing. by Ravenlock2004-12-22 15:04:00
    You did... by Ravenlock2004-12-22 15:17:06
      s/TLP/TLR (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-12-22 15:17:23
  I've installed FF in win2k a number of times by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-22 09:22:48
    Oh, I *could* install to another location. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 09:26:06
      I reinstalled yesterday by PsychoI3oy2004-12-22 10:28:32
        Didn't see anything. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 10:33:15
          In this case, it is very likely Windows by Liava2004-12-22 18:47:38
          ugh, forgot they used that by PsychoI3oy2004-12-22 10:39:02
            Well I found the workaround to one of your problem by PsychoI3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Ah, thanks. =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-22 11:18:59
  Not seen any of those on 2k or XP. (n/t) by AndyA2004-12-22 08:48:40
  I've seen #2 by frause2004-12-22 07:34:35
  Odd... by placidpsychosis2004-12-22 07:11:39
  Seems nobody else has ever seen this behavior by codemachine2004-12-22 07:09:17
    I'd love to report bugs to Mozilla. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 07:23:51
      Thanks, due to you rants, I'm now in a bad mood. by abaron2004-12-22 08:10:00
        Thanks for the personal attack. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 08:23:00
          I wouldn't expect less. (n/t) by abaron2004-12-22 08:26:44
            Zealotry *I've* displayed? by LionsPhil2004-12-22 08:33:43
              Backup. by abaron2004-12-22 09:07:47
                Sorry, no. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 09:12:19
  I've seen #5 by khendron2004-12-22 07:05:36
    Well, it's not Windows ME. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 07:09:40
      The Icon is a Win9x only Bug in firefox by Spudd862004-12-22 15:27:29
  "idiots at Mozilla"??? by ffreeloader2004-12-22 06:38:54
    Ooh, look, another Mozilla zealot! by LionsPhil2004-12-22 06:44:06
      Atkins is a diet-y. by kelli2172004-12-22 07:27:42
        But the vitriol directed at me by LionsPhil2004-12-22 07:35:53
          The vitriol is *coming* from you. by Ravenlock2004-12-22 15:06:14
          So far, I've not seen any vitriol directed at you. by kelli2172004-12-22 07:45:26
            You must be selectively blind, then. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 07:48:36
              Oh. Yes, I see that. Interestingly enough... by kelli2172004-12-22 07:51:39
                Where/when was that, then? by LionsPhil2004-12-22 07:58:23
                  6:35 to 6:38 is plenty of time for that. by kelli2172004-12-22 09:04:08
  Umm did you forget to use the Evil account? by deadweasle2004-12-22 06:27:39
    I just installed firefox - no issues by glitch2004-12-22 06:43:05
      Actually 1 issue. by glitch2004-12-22 06:46:03
        That's "Firefox Start". by LionsPhil2004-12-22 06:49:02
          In that case, it did ignore I un-checked it by glitch2004-12-22 06:53:47
            could that tick be for people upgrading firefox? by altordwm2004-12-22 06:58:25
              It gives no indication that it is. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 07:01:56
                Certianly if you are looking for defects! by abaron2004-12-22 07:39:39
                  I'd like to know what kind of Windows problem by LionsPhil2004-12-22 07:43:23
    I don't use other people's accounts. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 06:32:59
  Check your system by iradi82004-12-22 06:27:33
    Typical Mozilla zealot. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 06:35:52
      Typical luser attitude by iradi82004-12-22 12:40:41
        Firstly, you are wrong. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 13:33:07
      I just made the switch last week and didn't see.. by romandas2004-12-22 06:40:06
        It's self-verifying. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 06:46:08
          Most people also don't know enough about their.. by romandas2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Yes... becuase bugs always happen 100% of the time by MikeCDN2004-12-22 14:00:25
              ... But the point that the bug is specific to his by Liava2004-12-22 18:29:22
          There is a value in the registry by glitch2004-12-22 06:51:49
            Nope. by LionsPhil2004-12-22 06:59:15
              Look around you. . . by jcubed2004-12-22 07:10:04
ok, good 'n bad... by dire_lobo2004-12-22 06:17:16
  Damn, someone's tired! (n/t) by defiler2004-12-22 06:27:42
Anyone knows of a good search engine (not online) by Khaar2004-12-22 05:48:53
  slocate ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-22 06:37:08
  tried htdig? by wwill2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hmm, interesting... by Khaar2004-12-22 07:37:07
  google desktop search? by wwill2006-11-19 12:55:59
    No, Google Search Appliance is more like it... by Khaar2004-12-22 06:14:43
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *sniffs suspiciously* by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:37:13
    It's me - I haven't bathed, but it's not THAT funn by dire_lobo2004-12-22 06:09:22
Feed the mekkanik thread... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:20:27
  Wait good two month to do it literally, perhaps? by UnFair2004-12-22 11:26:46
  Mike I am not at home and cannot reply if you IMme (n/t) by sir lox elroy2004-12-22 06:54:07
  Morning Mike :-) Glad to see you back. (n/t) by sir lox elroy2004-12-22 06:15:23
    Got something to eat? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 06:15:53
      /me having Beagles and Cream Cheese (n/t) by sir lox elroy2004-12-22 06:17:38
        And they are bad breathe AKA Onion Bagels (n/t) by sir lox elroy2004-12-22 06:18:38
  Hi Mike by radagast302004-12-22 05:57:59
    bleargh... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:59:47
      Oh :( by radagast302004-12-22 06:05:39
        nix... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 06:06:40
          Oh btw by radagast302004-12-22 06:44:59
  How big is your mouth? by ideur2004-12-22 05:52:07
    mmmm boy... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:54:24
  *tosses two mini candy canes* by DarthSane2004-12-22 05:48:53
    is that from your tree? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:53:51
      No, someone came by passing them out. by DarthSane2004-12-22 05:56:53
        hey... shanks... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 06:01:46
  Ooops! My bad... by jdelphiki2004-12-22 05:48:40
    arrgh... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:53:27
  1 qt Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-22 05:34:19
    *sniff* by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:35:47
      cherries and little bits of Jerry Garcia (n/t) by scragman2004-12-22 05:36:36
        Sounds good... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:40:54
          1 pt Ben & Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
            mmmmmmmmmmm by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:44:35
  *hands over last slice of Cherry Coconut cake* by syren2004-12-22 05:30:41
    Awwww gee... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:33:40
      Doing good sweetie and yourself? by syren2004-12-22 05:42:46
        Bored to death... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:43:51
          *comforts* by syren2004-12-22 05:45:00
            Just eight hours or training... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:47:33
              What about your kid? by syren2004-12-22 05:51:58
                She's already come... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:53:00
                  Oh dear. by syren2004-12-22 05:57:49
                    Yeah she's fine... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 06:01:16
                      Nasty. by syren2004-12-22 06:16:59
                        yep... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 06:23:25
                          Nice. by syren2004-12-22 06:39:55
  *gives cockroaches* by Spisefisken2004-12-22 05:30:40
    I know... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:32:29
      I am fine. by Spisefisken2004-12-22 05:35:39
        What kinda interview? changing jobs? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:39:52
          Hopefully I will change job by Spisefisken2004-12-22 10:02:52
  *gives cookies* by chaotic2004-12-22 05:22:06
    Hey thanks.... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:24:02
  *tosses in some old ketchup packets from 2001* (n/ (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-22 05:22:02
    mmmmmm Ketchup... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:23:32
  *throws stuff from desk to Mekkanik Mike* by scragman2004-12-22 05:21:32
    What? this? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:23:03
      hey *doof* graaaagh!! by scragman2004-12-22 05:32:07
        *peels it off* by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:33:04
          Not any more... Looks painful. (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-22 05:33:28
            NOOOOOOOOOO!! by scragman2004-12-22 05:35:17
              by what? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:36:24
                errr... by scragman2004-12-22 05:37:35
                  Hey... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:40:27
                    I'll try... by scragman2004-12-22 05:52:09
                      *scratches head* by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:55:08
                        spidey dies (n/t) by doctoo2004-12-22 17:38:00
                        *twiches uncontrollably* by scragman2004-12-22 06:04:40
                          Picks up spider, notices it's a fake rubber one. by Havoc2004-12-22 06:07:17
                            crap...busted by scragman2004-12-22 06:14:20
                              Cut down 'is caffeine... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 06:18:20
            know what? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:35:12
              Yup - that raw, weeping, skinless area looks worst by Havoc2004-12-22 05:43:32
                hold 'im still by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:46:41
                  *rages* by scragman2004-12-22 05:48:51
                    Where wolf? (n/t) by tskelton2004-12-22 07:04:35
                    *turns into another one* by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:51:39
                      dunno... by scragman2004-12-22 05:55:00
                        cant help it... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:56:15
                          *jumps into pond* by scragman2004-12-22 05:57:55
                            *licks scraggy dry* by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 06:02:33
                              2 werewolves? by Havoc2004-12-22 06:06:07
                                Werewolf is awesome... by scragman2004-12-22 06:09:06
                              err...I had a towel over there *points* by scragman2004-12-22 06:03:48
                                sure... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 06:05:51
                                just wash it when you are done... by scragman2004-12-22 06:15:23
                                awww. so I guess I can't sleep on your couch? by dire_lobo2004-12-22 06:23:02
                                aww heck... by scragman2004-12-22 06:43:48
                                stuffs into washer with gym clothes by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 06:21:55
Mandatory nit pick of the day.... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:19:47
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
LARTs the dimrods upstairs by mcnutcase2004-12-22 04:41:53
  Dropped who in the pond? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:14:33
    Nyet. The numbnuts upstairs... by mcnutcase2004-12-22 05:26:21
      Like who? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:30:15
Gmail post by gmailthread2006-11-19 12:55:59
summon (chaotic) by krikkert2004-12-22 03:50:55
  thanks {{{krikkert}}} by chaotic2004-12-22 03:54:31
    You're welcome. :-) by krikkert2004-12-22 04:07:53
what to do? Should I stay or should I go? by dire_lobo2004-12-22 03:32:46
  {{{dire_lobo}}} by McGowan2004-12-22 03:36:16
    seconded by chaotic2004-12-22 03:39:29
      Ditto. Wash your undershorts in the sink by tskelton2004-12-22 07:11:19
      thirded. Strongly. (n/t) by saminz2004-12-22 03:43:12
      yeah ... it's the driving in the snow with by dire_lobo2004-12-22 03:42:13
Blarbn erouabn abrarb oerfb erablmoo (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-22 03:19:23
  Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn (n/t) by kelli2172004-12-22 07:35:43
  only on tuesdays (n/t) by scragman2004-12-22 05:33:33
    when the moon is full (n/t) by jdelphiki2004-12-22 05:50:01
  No, I will not feed your rhinoceros. (n/t) by tnglives2004-12-22 03:26:12
    How 'bout feeding him to it? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:13:32
ONQ for shoppaholics by krikkert2004-12-22 03:06:13
  I have some of Thich Nhat Han's writings... by esbita2004-12-22 06:23:17
World's top 500 universities by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  cool to see that oslo is in there..#68 by gibuu2004-12-22 15:58:59
  Whoa! UW-Madison is #18! by DaNutBall2004-12-22 12:10:56
  Too bad this, like so many rankings, by Dazed2004-12-22 11:48:39
  Nice, #45 :) by Tars_Tarkas2004-12-22 11:19:52
  Woot #71 for Purdue by emlaabs2004-12-22 08:29:41
  Well, I don't know.... by Blindman2004-12-22 08:01:54
    UMR better than UMC? by LthrOttr2004-12-22 12:27:42
  Well I feel special by thread_killer2004-12-22 06:38:08
  Yay! Go me! by defiler2004-12-22 06:25:58
  2 of the top 4 by Hoth2004-12-22 05:31:09
  wow... by scragman2004-12-22 05:30:44
  27th? by Control2004-12-22 04:25:06
    Läberwurscht, beleidigti :-)! by saminz2004-12-22 04:28:05
  *views with suspicion* by Didactylos2004-12-22 04:21:37
  we're number ONE, We're number ONE by dire_lobo2004-12-22 03:34:06
  Whoo! My university is #63! by Michiel2004-12-22 03:26:46
  I'm going to take that with a pinch of salt. by McGowan2004-12-22 03:17:40
Illiways by noos2004-12-22 02:41:28
  If anyone asks, I'm not here... by esbita2004-12-22 06:33:38
  BAS please by naqoyqatsi2004-12-22 04:38:45
    *serves BAS* by chaotic2004-12-22 04:45:32
  *sets out a tin of homemade cookies* (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-12-22 04:15:29
  oh thank DIETY$ by dire_lobo2004-12-22 03:29:58
    *brings BAS* by chaotic2004-12-22 03:37:34
    *serves BAS* by krikkert2004-12-22 03:37:23
      late actually... same difference I suppose ;-) by dire_lobo2004-12-22 03:38:47
  Self serve sign planted on top of the counter by noos2004-12-22 03:20:09
    *fishes out the alcohol* by esbita2004-12-22 07:08:06
  *Puts christmas cookies on the counter* by Doe2004-12-22 03:01:24
    hey thanks... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:17:35
      My pleasure... by Doe2004-12-22 06:47:22
    *takes some cookies* by chaotic2004-12-22 03:52:15
      Christmas shopping... by Doe2004-12-22 03:57:23
        I sometimes am that guy/girl too. by chaotic2004-12-22 04:35:05
          Should be "stress-free" then by Doe2004-12-22 06:45:28
    Don't mind if I do! by HetIsLarsje2004-12-22 03:10:33
      I don't know what they're called... by Doe2004-12-22 03:48:40
  You really are the best! by HetIsLarsje2004-12-22 02:57:49
  Newspaper Anyone? by funky_monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  noos, you're a hero ...! by miss_ada2004-12-22 02:47:37
    *brings blanket* by chaotic2004-12-22 03:02:03
    {{{miss_ada}}} by noos2004-12-22 02:51:28
      oh yes please !!! by miss_ada2004-12-22 02:53:45
        *Hangs up mistletoe* by noos2004-12-22 02:56:24
          *stands on tiptoe to give noos a kiss ... by miss_ada2004-12-22 03:00:32
            Your welcome by noos2004-12-22 03:05:03
  *reaches for BAS but fails at the last hurdle by McGowan2004-12-22 02:43:35
    *brings BAS* by chaotic2004-12-22 02:44:56
      *gets blanket* by noos2004-12-22 02:48:44
        Thank you both. by McGowan2004-12-22 02:59:45
          Because you are obviously by syren2004-12-22 03:00:42
            {{{Syren}}} by McGowan2004-12-22 03:08:40
              Nice to have the old faith by syren2004-12-22 03:19:22
                Indeed. by McGowan2004-12-22 03:27:54
  {{{noos}}} by syren2004-12-22 02:42:58
    {{{syren}}} by noos2004-12-22 02:46:58
      A nice hot chocolate please? by syren2004-12-22 02:56:30
        *fixes a hot chocolate* by noos2004-12-22 03:01:09
          Hehe. by syren2004-12-22 03:03:12
            *fixes a new one* by noos2004-12-22 03:08:09
              *sips* by syren2004-12-22 03:17:11
                Ahhh poor syren by noos2004-12-22 03:19:19
                  Thanks. by syren2004-12-22 03:22:22
                    Carry a hockey stick with you, and use it on him by Havoc2004-12-22 05:35:23
                      Hehe. Nice imagery! (n/t) by syren2004-12-22 05:43:27
                    *brings blanket* by chaotic2004-12-22 03:35:58
                      *snuggles into blanket* by syren2004-12-22 03:37:18
                        I was worried you were talking about a by McGowan2004-12-22 03:40:09
                          I was. by syren2004-12-22 03:53:41
                            Well if I ever get work doing that sort of thing by McGowan2004-12-22 03:59:40
                              I wish I could have. by syren2004-12-22 04:02:15
                                totally. by McGowan2004-12-22 04:09:13
                                *nods* by syren2004-12-22 04:26:28
32 by McGowan2004-12-22 02:34:03
  bump? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 02:35:20
    I'm using mail2web to read emails. by McGowan2004-12-22 02:37:35
Attn: Illiad by mekkanik_mike2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Illiad, If you get a cut ... by wwill2004-12-22 06:27:13
    :s/pittnce/pittance (n/t) by wwill2004-12-22 06:27:41
  but your site is not really reachable by chaotic2004-12-22 03:33:47
    I'd suggest his by McGowan2004-12-22 04:00:48
  I want my insanity uncut! by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
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  Moderated: non-FYOS safe stuff within one click (n/t) by Nea2004-12-22 14:49:36
  Okay by afterburner2004-12-22 07:25:44
    ok, thanks by chaotic2004-12-22 07:35:59
      Thank you :-] (n/t) by afterburner2004-12-22 07:58:18
  {{{chaotic}}} by krikkert2004-12-22 03:10:23
    *hugs krikkert back* by chaotic2004-12-22 03:16:10
  {{{{{{chaotic}}}}}} by Doe2004-12-22 02:51:12
  {{{{{chaotic}}}}} by diGriz2004-12-22 02:47:52
    they will start soon by chaotic2004-12-22 02:50:46
      I'm sorry, that I can't help you with that by diGriz2004-12-22 03:04:43
        I'm waiting for the reactions of some companies by chaotic2004-12-22 03:15:35
          Best of luck! by saminz2004-12-22 03:19:22
          But..but...but.. *stutters* by krikkert2004-12-22 03:16:44
            don't worry by chaotic2004-12-22 03:32:25
            *ahem* *cough* *cough* (n/t) by miss_ada2004-12-22 03:31:56
              or that way round ;-) (n/t) by chaotic2004-12-22 03:41:02
                That's a nasty cough she's got there. by krikkert2004-12-22 03:44:10
                  you'd better :)) by miss_ada2004-12-22 03:53:21
                    thanks {{{miss_ada}}} by chaotic2004-12-22 03:55:38
                      Hey, hey, HEY! by krikkert2004-12-22 04:53:03
                        we're not splitting by chaotic2004-12-22 05:11:41
                        you should be glad ... by miss_ada2004-12-22 05:09:35
                  *Offers cough syrup to miss_ada and krikkert* by Doe2004-12-22 03:51:57
  {{{{{{{{{{{{chaotic}}}}}}}}}}}} by noos2004-12-22 02:42:37
    thanks by chaotic2004-12-22 02:43:03
  Loads sent your way :) (n/t) by syren2004-12-22 02:37:52
  here's a better link by chaotic2006-11-19 12:55:59
    lots of hugs coming your way! by funky_monkey2004-12-22 02:36:39
      thanks :-) by chaotic2004-12-22 02:38:43
        {{[{chaotic}]}} by funky_monkey2004-12-22 02:46:14
  I'll just hug you here.... by miss_ada2004-12-22 02:31:19
    thanks by chaotic2004-12-22 02:36:29
  uhoh by funky_monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
Invoke: Illiad... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 02:21:49
Half-pound baby born by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And should survive without the handicaps... by jdelphiki2004-12-22 05:56:02
    The image could be worse... by esbita2004-12-22 07:37:03
Now that's a geek by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
  forwarding that link to geek & non-geek friends... by swisscheese2004-12-22 13:09:42
  No, that's a criminal. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-22 08:29:18
  I like the ending: by buzzin2004-12-22 02:31:12
  Agrees... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 02:20:06
    Seconds (or is it thirds?) (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-12-22 02:21:45
      wotever... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 02:36:57
        I'm kinda by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
The "Christmas Eve Dinner" thread by Doe2004-12-22 01:28:34
  Take-out by mortaine2004-12-22 15:30:42
  Rack of lamb. by esbita2004-12-22 06:26:05
    Christmas lamb by Doe2004-12-22 07:01:22
  Chick-fil-a platters by P.Buttercup2004-12-22 05:12:18
    Mmmm. Chick-fil-a. by jdelphiki2004-12-22 05:58:24
      /me tosses jdelphiki a chicken biscuit by P.Buttercup2004-12-22 06:07:14
        *snaps it out of the air* by jdelphiki2004-12-22 06:33:09
          no prob.. enjoy :-) (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-12-22 07:08:58
  Christmas eve dinner? Hmmm by JerseyGirl2004-12-22 04:14:17
  Fondue chinoise by saminz2004-12-22 03:18:27
    Mmh, nice. I'll have that for Sylvester this year. (n/t) by Doe2004-12-22 03:40:02
      Correction: "New Year's Eve" of course by Doe2004-12-22 03:42:10
        happens sometimes by chaotic2004-12-22 03:50:43
          Hmmm... by Doe2004-12-22 04:05:46
            No worries, kids :-) by saminz2004-12-22 04:25:41
              but the grammar nazis are :-) by chaotic2004-12-22 04:38:24
                Hehehe... by saminz2004-12-22 04:50:29
                  ich will nicht, dsas du es korrigierst by chaotic2004-12-22 05:04:14
                    Aber klar doch! by saminz2004-12-22 08:56:34
                    jetzt hat der Fehlerteufel ein s reingeschmuggelt. (n/t) by chaotic2004-12-22 05:09:18
    mmmmh, sounds delicous by chaotic2004-12-22 03:31:12
  Probably a... by richlondoner2004-12-22 03:05:38
  Either... by deafKID2004-12-22 02:53:55
  same here, but my father ... by miss_ada2004-12-22 02:23:21
  quiche with onions by chaotic2004-12-22 02:12:59
  swedish christmasham by bloodredwolf2004-12-22 02:04:57
    christmas ham is a given by whopass2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Don't know what yet. by aix tom2004-12-22 02:01:22
  Full spread by funky_monkey2004-12-22 01:45:35
  Same here :) (n/t) by cuboci2004-12-22 01:41:58
  Probably fish and chips. by syren2004-12-22 01:34:58
  Turkey by Spisefisken2004-12-22 01:32:55
Attn: Kickstart re: defaced by funky_monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
I'm speechless by LooseChanj2004-12-22 01:06:51
  hmmm... I guess dipping it in mouthwash for a bit by dire_lobo2004-12-22 03:40:36
  Where was it with the... by diGriz2004-12-22 01:27:01
    That was on the B-ark by Spisefisken2004-12-22 01:33:54
  Ever heard of the burglars by Spisefisken2004-12-22 01:24:18
  uhoh. by funky_monkey2004-12-22 01:22:02
    When the brush changes its form by scissors2004-12-22 01:28:23
  replacing your toothbrush every month by chaotic2004-12-22 01:15:40
  But what if we send him on it then all die from a by Arachnid2004-12-22 01:08:17
    Well... by LooseChanj2004-12-22 01:12:18
      What does he _do_ with his toothbrush? (n/t) by Arachnid2004-12-22 01:18:19
Night watchman is such a wonderful job by archnerd2004-12-22 01:04:17
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
OK, that is kinda trippy... by dire_lobo2004-12-22 00:38:16
  You WHAT?! by saminz2004-12-22 00:44:33
Ok, bedtime for me I think. (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-22 00:33:37
  g'night! (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-12-22 00:38:30
LOTD! by funky_monkey2004-12-22 00:27:19
  72, after 3 tries... by sstacks2004-12-22 06:46:14
  my best was 18 m so far by chaotic2004-12-22 04:51:39
  It'd be easier if you could see your mouse. by funky_monkey2004-12-22 02:16:10
  1 m! Yay! ;) (n/t) by cuboci2004-12-22 02:01:32
    And 79m for real :) (n/t) by cuboci2004-12-22 02:08:19
  82 meters by stacato2004-12-22 01:25:42
  only 74 meters :( (n/t) by lord_dolphin2004-12-22 00:38:51
Didn't they had a silo still somewhere? by klar_at_work2004-12-22 00:16:14
  Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.E. missiles! (n/t) by Arachnid2004-12-22 00:34:59
    can I axe you a question? (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-22 00:35:35
      Axe away. (n/t) by Arachnid2004-12-22 01:16:35
        certanly yes us, uhhuh sir (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-22 01:28:47
  The did _have_ a silo with a missile but why by shorty822004-12-22 00:17:38
    A few options by klar_at_work2004-12-22 01:08:57
    Besides by Formynder2004-12-22 00:33:09
      Well, by LionsPhil2004-12-22 09:14:36
    extortion of course. (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-22 00:20:36
ATTN: Shorty82 by Llyr2004-12-22 00:10:06
  Can I still claim sleep deprivation. :P (n/t) by williamashbless2004-12-22 00:12:32
    Sleep? She is for the weak! It is after 2 am by shorty822004-12-22 00:18:36
      Alright, alright, I'm up. by williamashbless2004-12-22 00:20:24
        Coding?! You're a hacker?! by shorty822004-12-22 00:23:04
          Uhh, yeah, except without the illegal parts. :P (n/t) by williamashbless2004-12-22 00:24:04
            But all hackers are evil and do bad things! (n/t) by shorty822004-12-22 00:25:11
  Not funny. Not funny at all. by shorty822004-12-22 00:10:59
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-12-22 00:10:02
  Shaptingmilard by Jaz2004-12-22 16:13:55
Methinks I should stick to posts about recursion. (n/t) by williamashbless2004-12-22 00:07:27
  Or just post about this by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Or this. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
      Oh, bravo. Bravo. (n/t) by williamashbless2004-12-22 00:14:41
        Thank you! Thank you! *bows* by shorty822004-12-22 00:15:21
    *goes into an infinite loop* by raptor_872004-12-22 00:12:27
      Ow! Ow ow ow! Okay, I so deserved that. by williamashbless2004-12-22 00:13:54
        Mine's better. :) (n/t) by shorty822004-12-22 00:14:28
  or redoing fancy writing - you know, "recursiving" by dire_lobo2004-12-22 00:11:07
    But mind UFie board FYOS rule by scissors2004-12-22 00:47:30
QOTD! by Kickstart2004-12-22 00:06:54
  revenge is an integral part of forgiving and for- by tnglives2004-12-22 07:33:46
  Christ / Self (n/t) by sstacks2004-12-22 06:47:17
  Give Illiad a kiss... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-22 05:21:57
  Set fire to your pants/remove them by fudje2004-12-22 03:51:38
  touch your nose/pull my finger (n/t) by celticess2004-12-22 00:46:33
  Hastur/doesn't say it two more times by chaotic2004-12-22 00:34:26
  Hastur/Nyarlathotehp by Yog_Sothoth2004-12-22 00:09:57
  Simon says do your work. by Spisefisken2004-12-22 00:09:26
  my answer: by kyrasantae2004-12-22 00:08:20
Oh heck yes Santa we got you pegged :D (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-12-22 00:05:02
  and it sounds like they have missile lock too! by dire_lobo2004-12-22 00:08:10
G'day all.. hope you have a pleasant by dire_lobo2004-12-22 00:03:38
Hmm typical by Spisefisken2004-12-22 00:03:38
they sure do! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
<Deleted><Deleted>2004-12-22 00:04:10
  Funny side-effect of FIRST-POST by scissors2004-12-22 01:07:03
    that happens with all moderation. (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-22 01:14:55
  Left your PC running, logged in into UF board? by scissors2004-12-22 01:04:36
    I'm afraid this isn't the first or last time... by williamashbless2004-12-22 01:14:13
  5.... 4.... 3... 2... by dire_lobo2004-12-22 00:05:18
  Moderated for violation... by Illiad2004-12-22 00:05:08
    Would you believe I missed that one? by williamashbless2004-12-22 00:06:16
      No real harm, no foul. by Illiad2004-12-22 00:07:33
        *puts on bib* :P > :b (n/t) by dodrian2004-12-22 01:24:06
        Gadzooks! Actually, it seems like I've been... by williamashbless2004-12-22 00:08:17
      *gives u a cookie* (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-22 00:07:04
  *sigh* by Spisefisken2004-12-22 00:04:47
    Seems a few people might have had their nicks by shorty822004-12-22 00:06:59
    Nah, I'm just sleep deprived. (n/t) by williamashbless2004-12-22 00:06:46
  *LART!* by DaNutBall2004-12-22 00:04:03
  You have been around long enough to know that by shorty822004-12-22 00:02:28
    Oh, whoops. Eep. by williamashbless2004-12-22 00:03:13
  LOL - u r good at this game. (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-22 00:01:45
  MODS! (n/t) by kyrasantae2004-12-22 00:01:44
    Mods? (n/t) by williamashbless2004-12-22 00:02:34
      First posts are against the rules and you have by shorty822004-12-22 00:03:10
  Aw nertz. (n/t) by williamashbless2004-12-22 00:01:41
    You can't beat the automated posts. (n/t) by shorty822004-12-22 00:05:11
      Actually, you can. by hadji2004-12-22 00:14:56
        It is, but very, very, very hard. by shorty822004-12-22 00:16:23
        Honestly, I don't care that much. :D by williamashbless2004-12-22 00:16:09
          Me to. by hadji2004-12-22 00:17:07
      Not without a big stick... (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-12-22 00:14:21
Translations by Nea2004-12-22 00:01:00
  Finnish / Suomi by afterburner2004-12-22 14:57:35
  Russian, probably wrong, but it's a try by wwill2004-12-22 14:20:35
  French / Français by saber2004-12-22 03:36:51
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-12-22 01:21:09
  German / Deutsch (top post) by diGriz2004-12-22 00:08:36
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2004-12-22 11:55:14
    Deutsche Dialekt-Ausgabe by Tobias_E2004-12-22 07:31:21
      Göttingen Norddeutsch?! by diGriz2004-12-22 07:46:24
        Nördlich des Mains by Tobias_E2004-12-22 08:00:43
          Wusste ich noch nicht by diGriz2004-12-22 08:02:19
            Die schwäbische Welteinteilung ... by grmpf2004-12-22 12:36:12
              Der Süden fehlt by diGriz2004-12-22 23:54:34
    by Farmer by Farmer2004-12-22 02:20:54
    Swabian / Schwäbisch by Doe2004-12-22 00:11:47
    by diGriz by diGriz2004-12-22 00:09:32
      Hehehe... by saminz2004-12-22 00:48:03
        So eine Frage by setrok2004-12-22 02:34:50
          gab es noch nicht by chaotic2004-12-22 02:40:44
        Nachdem ich neulich... by diGriz2004-12-22 00:56:39
          ja ja :-) by chaotic2004-12-22 01:11:15
            Klar ist die Merkel nicht bayerisch by diGriz2004-12-22 01:24:59
              Wenn Denken eine Eingangsvoraussetzung für by chaotic2004-12-22 02:04:08
                Wieso Maske? by diGriz2004-12-22 02:42:23
                  dann eben mit einer anderen Maske by chaotic2004-12-22 02:48:01
                    Momentchen by diGriz2004-12-22 03:06:02
                      In München hat's am Sonntag geschneit by chaotic2004-12-22 03:30:04
                        Hat sich was mit "Weiße Weihnacht" by diGriz2004-12-22 05:23:42
                          bei mir gibt es warscheinlich morgen Regen by chaotic2004-12-22 05:29:35
                            Mary wär' mir lieber :-) by diGriz2004-12-22 06:05:13
                              wer ist Lt. Worf? by chaotic2004-12-22 06:34:11
                                Star Trek TNG by diGriz2004-12-22 06:35:55
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-12-22 00:00:11
  US warship sunk by an u-boat by bloodredwolf2004-12-22 00:20:37
    New question? (n/t) by shorty822004-12-22 00:23:34
      New Question by bloodredwolf2004-12-22 00:28:34
        Germany, Hans von Ohain by leibold2004-12-22 00:42:18
          New Question by bloodredwolf2004-12-22 01:30:15
            Jan 7th by Plasma2004-12-22 02:40:51
              In Vivec just above the Temple Canton by bloodredwolf2004-12-22 05:17:17
                A human by Control2004-12-22 05:27:12
                  The Michelson-Morley experiment. by delcted2004-12-22 06:01:57
                    Grand Unified Theories by bloodredwolf2004-12-22 06:41:45
                      a "more understandable" answer: by voxwoman2004-12-22 09:20:45
                        Five by bloodredwolf2004-12-22 10:36:35
                          he cried the emperor out of his body by voxwoman2004-12-22 12:41:54
                            Blew up the new D.O.O.P. HQ by wwill2004-12-22 12:50:31
                              a towel by bloodredwolf2004-12-22 14:00:30
                                A sandworm, and by wwill2004-12-22 14:27:44
                                Did Zaphod have one? by vetitice2004-12-22 16:37:47
                                Yes he had one, the one you mentioned by wwill2004-12-22 19:49:19
          sorry, but no (n/t) by bloodredwolf2004-12-22 00:45:20
            The Coanda-1910 was NOT a true jet! by ideur2004-12-22 00:55:40
              maybe not true, but a jet by bloodredwolf2006-11-19 12:55:59
                it was a thermo-jet by leibold2004-12-22 01:23:34
            Quote by leibold2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Romania, Henri Coanda by bloodredwolf2006-11-19 12:55:59
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  giveyouthefatkidsglassesforxmas (n/t) by ideur2004-12-22 00:03:21
    Nice red in MSIE. (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-12-22 04:37:33
    uhm... huh? by dire_lobo2004-12-22 00:06:30
      Give You The Fat Kids Glasses For Xmas by funky_monkey2004-12-22 00:43:27

 

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