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Cartoon for Dec 16, 2004
Strip for Dec 16, 2004
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ATTN: Cluttersquad by Spudd862006-11-19 12:55:59
*sings to the tune of White Christmas* by cuboci2004-12-16 23:30:53
  <Clash>Should I stay or should I go?</Clash> by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 23:34:02
    *goes* Goodnight Detroit! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 23:35:35
invoke("imwacc0"); by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
I think santa should just blast everyone with his by Arachnid2004-12-16 23:04:23
  Of course, being a TOE missile... by jdelphiki2004-12-17 05:22:11
  Santa Clause is gunning you dowwwwwwn! by funky_monkey2004-12-16 23:27:10
Oddball question of the day. by hadji2004-12-16 22:53:51
  I'd go buy one, but I don't need the sugar. by Llyr2004-12-16 22:58:17
    Sure. :-) (n/t) by hadji2004-12-16 22:58:59
      Aight. Remind me when I sign on tomorrow. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-16 22:59:54
Train whistles blowing mournfully down the tracks by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 22:49:00
Naughty or ? by Mermaid2004-12-16 22:19:35
  You know what else is *very* naughty? by funky_monkey2004-12-16 22:42:24
  I wouldn't really know, by Hoth2004-12-16 22:26:11
    No, no.. by Mermaid2004-12-16 22:38:09
      I'm totally with you there... by DerSarek2004-12-17 00:03:01
    It's the same, just in different ways. by funky_monkey2004-12-16 22:32:56
      Ohhh, good one (n/t) by Mermaid2004-12-16 22:38:52
  Honestly, I think it would be better to be by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 22:24:47
  Very true. (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-16 22:20:29
*oot is poked* by Llyr2004-12-16 22:17:07
Dangnabit! by shorty822004-12-16 22:14:48
  Found it! by shorty822004-12-16 22:22:02
    You're up this late baking cookies? by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 22:25:57
      I once baked cookies at midnight. by Llyr2004-12-16 22:31:05
        I'll see your midnight and raise you a 2 AM by Dazed2004-12-16 22:51:45
          I had a friend who made brownies at 4am by SnArL2004-12-16 23:27:27
          ^^ by Llyr2004-12-16 22:52:55
        You're just nutso, by shorty822004-12-16 22:42:17
          Yeah, probably. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-16 22:44:51
      Nope. I'll be baking them sometime this weekend by shorty822004-12-16 22:30:49
        When Ivan hit a few months ago, I was up at by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 22:33:12
          Well, those were extenuating circumstances. by shorty822004-12-16 22:40:09
            I didn't have to cook for a week. We shoved by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 22:50:06
              My friend and his wife do something similiar by SnArL2004-12-16 23:26:11
          Ohhhh, bratwurst. :9 by Llyr2004-12-16 22:34:27
            One of the other witches in my coven is also by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 22:36:43
              Don't forget the sauerkraut! by SnArL2004-12-16 23:22:49
                Me too. I'm out of cookies. by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 23:31:00
              That's the one problem with brats. by Llyr2004-12-16 22:45:24
                They always have them on sale in October. by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 22:53:06
Why would he do that? by hadji2004-12-16 21:29:28
  Probably because you needed to by webishop2004-12-16 21:31:23
  Is it just me, or is the board more paranoid than by Dracarys2004-12-16 21:31:01
    Wouldn't you be just a little bit paranoid by ToLazyToThink2004-12-16 22:36:39
    It's just you. by Avium2004-12-16 21:32:01
(From the Detroit News, June 8, 1988) by MrTrick2004-12-16 21:25:05
  o.O O.o by themadkansan2004-12-16 21:29:39
    What brought WHAT on? by MrTrick2004-12-16 21:39:59
      That. (n/t) by Dracarys2004-12-16 21:46:42
So, I went to my first A.A. meeting tonight by SnArL2004-12-16 21:01:40
  {{{SnArL}}} by Celticess2004-12-16 23:50:37
  Well done. It's a hard step to take. by McNutcase2004-12-16 22:34:06
  {{{SnArL}}} by oot2004-12-16 22:13:55
  Mad props to you, sir. by Llyr2004-12-16 21:36:26
  {{{SnArL}}} by JerseyGirl2004-12-16 21:30:27
  Congrats {{SnArL}} by webishop2004-12-16 21:30:18
    Thanks. by SnArL2004-12-16 22:04:09
      I don't know anything about this... But if you by Scirocco2004-12-16 22:12:23
        Having nearly lost a loved one to alcohol, I would by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 22:18:42
          I see... Disregard from my previous post then. by Scirocco2004-12-16 22:22:17
            From what I've read, the crux of the problem is by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 22:31:25
              *nod* I polished off a fifth of burbon in < 1 hour by SnArL2004-12-16 23:15:27
                Ooh, big deal. by knid4212004-12-18 17:53:26
        I've never had alcohol, by Llyr2004-12-16 22:18:26
  Congratulations by technobill2004-12-16 21:26:59
  Yay! :-D {{{{SnArL}}}} by hadji2004-12-16 21:24:54
  We'll have plenty of soda for you at the next by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 21:08:34
  Take up Coffe, and Coke(acola) by funky_monkey2004-12-16 21:06:21
  So posting "Mm...beer" would be inappropriate, eh? by Avium2004-12-16 21:06:13
  Good on you! by ChuckAB2004-12-16 21:05:07
  {{{SnArL}}} by niwikki2004-12-16 21:04:26
  Good Luck by schwing12004-12-16 21:04:14
I'm about 3cm from blowing out my flip flop. by kahuana2004-12-16 20:26:03
  I sure could go for a cheeseburger in paradise... (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-16 20:49:06
  Gah! s/Buffer/Buffet/ (n/t) by kahuana2004-12-16 20:26:50
    s/Buffet/Buffett, actually. by themadkansan2004-12-16 20:53:25
Underwear Goes Inside The Pants by purplepineapple2004-12-16 20:05:47
  The Dennis Leary skit? (n/t) by Astro-g2004-12-16 21:34:53
  So who's gonna tell that to Superman? (n/t) by webishop2004-12-16 21:33:47
    I will...wuss...LOL... (n/t) by EhreVerriet2004-12-16 22:20:08
  SFW? I'm afraid to search. (n/t) by MrTrick2004-12-16 20:13:32
    it's a song (sorta) by PsychoI3oy2004-12-16 20:24:09
Peculiar observation by phezult2006-11-19 12:55:59
  From the creator of "Survivor"... by kahuana2004-12-16 20:21:10
    Sounds more like a plot for "Faking It". by ChuckAB2004-12-16 21:08:41
      the scary thing is by PsychoI3oy2004-12-16 21:12:57
        Now be nice. by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
          When I was interviewing people for a by hadji2004-12-16 22:11:03
            Duh! Flip the cable. Even I know that. by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 22:21:51
    You need to pitch that idea, or something. (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-16 20:50:56
    BWAHAHAHAH by PsychoI3oy2004-12-16 20:24:58
      A very, very short race. by Avium2004-12-16 20:54:14
    That's GREAT! by phezult2004-12-16 20:24:51
Incredibly idiotic question, probably no answer. by themadkansan2004-12-16 19:53:05
  ndiswrapper? (n/t) by varikin2004-12-16 19:58:56
    sorry here is a description by varikin2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ow. Ow, ow, ow. by themadkansan2004-12-16 20:10:12
        You could enable the option to read NTFS by phezult2004-12-16 20:26:40
          *rummages around in bitbox* by themadkansan2004-12-16 20:36:10
            Well, rather than torque the partitions by phezult2004-12-16 20:40:53
              Ok. Links: by phezult2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Well, that will get me to the files, hopefully. by themadkansan2004-12-16 20:50:32
                  Warning! Danger Will Robinson! by Avium2004-12-16 21:00:31
                    true, but... by PsychoI3oy2004-12-16 21:03:28
                      There is one way to get it to work 100%. by Avium2004-12-16 21:09:02
                        It's called captive-ntfs. Google. (n/t) by Dracarys2004-12-16 21:46:25
    Sorry, my bad. I should stipulate: by themadkansan2004-12-16 20:01:35
  firstborn child? by imperito2004-12-16 19:56:38
    None handy. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-12-16 19:57:01
My wife's Yahoo account was deleted. by PsychoI3oy2004-12-16 19:39:10
  So. Her "employer" filed a complaint to Yahoo! ? by kahuana2004-12-16 20:18:34
    Yeah, my thoughts exactly by PsychoI3oy2004-12-16 20:22:23
eww.. Just... eww... by imperito2004-12-16 19:13:58
  What's really horrible is that the "meat" wasn't by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 21:05:48
  Speaking of food shortages, by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Let's hope that they don't get *that* hungry. by funky_monkey2004-12-16 20:59:38
  Also, unrelated. by imperito2004-12-16 19:16:35
    There's a tools diary. by shorty822004-12-16 19:18:49
ATTN: VCA. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
Mozilla's ad by OnDemand2004-12-16 18:51:35
  /.'s talking about it (of course) by funky_monkey2004-12-16 20:17:05
  If you donated money you could have a spot by miathet2004-12-16 19:05:27
    You should probably check by OnDemand2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Tried that and I can take looking at the screen by miathet2004-12-16 19:09:24
        Get a copy of the NYT. Most major bookstores by shorty822004-12-16 19:12:06
    I went over to Pensacola and picked up a copy by shorty822004-12-16 19:06:29
  The people who donated to the cause. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
what the FRELL???? by voxwoman2004-12-16 18:33:36
  AIM is to blame. Viewpoint Media Player by shorty822004-12-16 18:43:23
    thank you (n/t) by voxwoman2004-12-16 18:47:09
      NP. I found out about one time when I saw it on a by shorty822004-12-16 18:48:47
Question about tipping by voxwoman2004-12-16 18:23:05
  Answer: by technobill2004-12-16 21:34:03
  It certainly helps prevent... by funky_monkey2004-12-16 19:12:18
    <cue Ace Ventura theme> :) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-12-16 19:27:59
  I'd say . . . by hadji2004-12-16 18:26:23
  If he's a regular, then I'd get him something by ShadoCat2004-12-16 18:25:26
    chocolate cookies it is, then! thanks (n/t) by voxwoman2004-12-16 18:28:10
      They've gotta be homemade, though. by hadji2004-12-16 18:33:12
        you'll have to send me something by voxwoman2004-12-16 18:35:14
          *Tries a different approach* by hadji2004-12-16 18:36:59
            You're that land shark! (n/t) by SnArL2004-12-16 23:29:27
      You're welcome by ShadoCat2004-12-16 18:31:32
Question. by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Which (n/t) by friareriner2004-12-16 20:50:47
  One, you, and which (in that order). (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-12-16 20:11:46
  I'd vote for "vote" (n/t) by nix2004-12-16 19:27:31
    Likewise :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-16 21:33:37
  what am I voting for? I mean, what's the criteria? by voxwoman2004-12-16 18:27:31
    The criteria is exactly that. :-) (n/t) by hadji2004-12-16 18:29:50
Whee! I can still do math! by williamashbless2004-12-16 17:58:18
  Ok . . . by hadji2004-12-16 18:22:22
    Hm. There's a certain tendency in these numbers. by williamashbless2004-12-16 18:27:48
  Guess I'm backwards... by tnglives2004-12-16 18:07:40
  I wish I could. by funky_monkey2004-12-16 18:00:50
Wanted: new lower back nerve ganglion, new larynx by adiplomat2004-12-16 17:56:34
  Percadin is nice also... by LthrOttr2004-12-16 20:04:04
Attn: DaNutBall, JillSwift, Spudd86 and W:ET ppl by imwacc02004-12-16 17:42:06
  Whats the license? by imperito2004-12-16 18:15:07
    oooops . . . Help by imwacc02004-12-16 18:41:02
      What I see, I think you are fine, probably.. maybe by imperito2004-12-16 19:38:33
      As long as it's a non-profit thing you're just by Scirocco2004-12-16 19:11:56
        Thinking about a UF release by imwacc02004-12-16 19:35:31
          Shouldn't be too hard to find scimming through the by Scirocco2004-12-16 19:39:10
      I think the game is redistributible by Spudd862006-11-19 12:55:59
        hmmmm no ftp links? (n/t) by Spudd862004-12-16 18:58:48
          Id has W:ET on thier ftp site by Spudd862004-12-16 19:00:25
  Don't forget to include the server rules. ;) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-12-16 18:04:16
    of corse (n/t) by imwacc02004-12-16 18:41:57
  If you're doing that... by KrakensDen2004-12-16 17:53:45
    Whoa there . . . by imwacc02004-12-16 19:02:18
Banning violent video games? by funky_monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The analogy is to selling porn *to* children, by zelda2004-12-16 17:52:41
    I disagree. by funky_monkey2004-12-16 17:59:27
      It's a question of audience vs. participant. by zelda2004-12-16 18:17:11
      To rephrase your statement... by ManiacJoe2004-12-16 18:12:27
Jihad of the day by funky_monkey2004-12-16 17:34:04
  But what if by jiteo2004-12-16 19:12:11
    Simple little fix... by funky_monkey2004-12-16 20:53:09
  Organi-what? by chrisP2004-12-16 18:46:18
  I agree by joecrouse2004-12-16 17:46:33
    BUWAHAHAA! by funky_monkey2004-12-16 17:51:27
My name is Inigo Montoya . by indigo montoya2004-12-16 17:31:03
  Thank the Diety your name isn't Mandy Patinkin! by j.butterfly2004-12-16 18:54:03
  Hello. My name is Batman by voxwoman2004-12-16 18:10:51
  Have fun storming the castle! by williamashbless2004-12-16 17:54:49
  (Count Rugen) Stop saying that! (n/t) by dab2004-12-16 17:45:36
  Senor Montoya is feeling rather blue today? (n/t) by zelda2004-12-16 17:35:08
    maybe more of a purplish blue (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-16 17:40:48
Attn: lab rat by SnappingTurtle2004-12-16 17:00:11
  I will check it out! (n/t) by lab rat2004-12-16 17:07:21
A sight to warm even NOLAWitch's heart. by Avium2004-12-16 16:52:40
  Only if you're simultaneously holding a by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 17:17:26
  Be proud of his selection. (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-16 16:53:58
Why do commercials need to be "graphic"? by lab rat2004-12-16 16:32:01
  To much vs too little info? by ManiacJoe2004-12-16 16:48:44
    AFAIK that's the FDA's rules by PsychoI3oy2004-12-16 16:53:29
      But what good is the commercial if by ManiacJoe2004-12-16 16:58:15
        name recognition (n/t) by niwikki2004-12-16 17:00:07
          But that only works when I know by ManiacJoe2004-12-16 17:09:12
            Disease-of-the-week syndrome. by zelda2004-12-16 17:18:42
              I like that one. by Avium2004-12-16 20:52:00
Y'all have fun! Kinda crazy around here by dire_lobo2004-12-16 16:22:38
I've been found by McGowan2004-12-16 16:21:18
  Sure you're paranoid. by tskelton2004-12-16 20:10:03
  you *are* paranoid! by funky_monkey2004-12-16 17:24:46
    And by ManiacJoe2004-12-16 17:31:11
  Paranoia is just a by ManiacJoe2004-12-16 16:51:08
  the funy thing is? by PsychoI3oy2004-12-16 16:37:00
New Yahoo Video by Fandango2006-11-19 12:55:59
  thats kinda neat by funky_monkey2004-12-16 17:17:31
attn Krisguy by PsychoI3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
Brain no worky. (Llyr? Williamashbless?) by LionsPhil2004-12-16 16:12:08
  Given points p1, p2, p3... by williamashbless2004-12-16 16:24:45
    Oh, and then... by williamashbless2004-12-16 16:27:58
      Don't need points along the vector. by LionsPhil2004-12-16 16:35:16
      It's not arbitrarily oriented. by LionsPhil2004-12-16 16:31:28
        s/the other/another/ by LionsPhil2004-12-16 16:32:07
          Sure. If you _know_ the one axis... by williamashbless2004-12-16 16:42:51
            Riiight... by LionsPhil2004-12-16 16:47:10
              Not that strange! Think about it. by williamashbless2004-12-16 16:51:21
                AaaAAAaaah. by LionsPhil2004-12-16 16:55:58
                  Way easier my way. :D by williamashbless2004-12-16 17:01:21
                    Yeah, I'm doing a square root after all. by LionsPhil2004-12-16 17:29:03
                      (In fact, after all, by LionsPhil2004-12-16 17:41:44
                  Doing it the way mathematicians do it by Pic2004-12-16 17:00:07
  o_O by Llyr2004-12-16 16:16:31
    Normal of arbitrary line (ux, uz), (vx, vz). by LionsPhil2004-12-16 16:20:03
      ... So you're finding the normal of a line. Okay. by Llyr2004-12-16 16:24:37
        Engfeh. by LionsPhil2004-12-16 16:28:43
          Apparently not. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-16 16:30:04
There are numerous reasons why by McGowan2004-12-16 16:09:40
  don't let your engine smoke! It could get cancer by dire_lobo2004-12-16 16:11:12
Lasagna Pictures by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Bleccch! You put SPINACH in it! by tskelton2004-12-16 20:07:56
  *GASP* Illiad! I see Illiad! by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It means by LionsPhil2004-12-16 16:24:17
      He can take my deluxe room. (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-12-16 16:26:07
      Oooh... cheap copy of photoshop...... by McGowan2004-12-16 16:25:48
    DARNIT ALL! I just ate that piece. (n/t) by Sweethart2004-12-16 16:19:15
  My favorite lasagna: by ChuckAB2004-12-16 16:03:02
    You've gotta try the Spinach/Bechamel lasagna by Sweethart2004-12-16 16:08:20
  Erm... by mortaine2004-12-16 15:58:33
    That's the rule about food photography. by Avium2004-12-16 21:26:23
Windows XP nonsense: by ChuckAB2004-12-16 15:22:54
  search.microsoft.com -> "advanced search" says: by bwkaz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks! That's my problem exactly! HOWEVER: by ChuckAB2004-12-16 19:00:37
      BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! by Avium2004-12-16 21:11:26
  Do things get mapped better if by ManiacJoe2004-12-16 16:55:03
  Have you tried changing it manually? by themadkansan2004-12-16 15:42:45
    Changing it manually works fine. by ChuckAB2004-12-16 15:59:09
    I'm quite sure it won't remember. by chrisP2004-12-16 15:46:24
      It actually does remember by shaddai2004-12-16 18:04:25
      Hmm... It'd take a few tricks to change the login by ChuckAB2004-12-16 16:01:05
        Gack! by chrisP2004-12-16 16:07:54
      Another solution by mcsquaredequaly2004-12-16 15:54:21
  Forgot the optical drives by ChuckAB2004-12-16 15:33:14
I bought 2 CD's today with textbook buyback money. by Llyr2004-12-16 15:21:32
  Van Halen 2 or 3 for the first one. (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-16 16:06:45
    Nope. by Llyr2004-12-16 16:17:29
      Yea went and looked it up after I posted (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-16 16:28:57
  You... *sold*... your books? by zelda2004-12-16 15:48:37
    Um, actually, no. by Llyr2004-12-16 16:11:39
      To sum: by Llyr2004-12-16 16:12:26
        See look, I just referred to my calculus book. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-16 16:27:53
    Eep! If I kept every book I'll get this year... by lucidpsyche2004-12-16 15:55:53
      Science textbooks (n/t) by zelda2004-12-16 16:16:43
        Argh, what happened to my text? by zelda2004-12-16 16:20:06
          Naw but you might bend the walls a bit. by joecrouse2004-12-16 16:31:33
            But will our ground level crash by zelda2004-12-16 16:38:59
              naw. by joecrouse2004-12-16 16:51:13
                Okay, then. by zelda2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  no problem. ask away. (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-16 17:10:17
                    Thanks! (n/t) by zelda2004-12-16 17:24:12
  #1 Running with the Devil by Sweethart2004-12-16 15:40:44
    Yep. The song that formed Megadeth! by Avium2004-12-16 21:35:04
    Very good. A cookie for you. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-16 16:04:34
  Spoiler for #2 by Spud312004-12-16 15:37:05
    Very good! A cookie for you. by Llyr2004-12-16 16:04:54
      :-) Good album. (n/t) by Spud312004-12-16 16:06:03
        But when I need you (Baby!) baby... (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-16 16:19:33
  Gah! Repost of 1. Stupid "smart" quotes. by Llyr2004-12-16 15:36:02
  Oh, additional hint for 2 by Llyr2004-12-16 15:23:12
    That's my boy (n/t) by Sweethart2004-12-16 15:28:11
a couple of questions ... by chrisP2004-12-16 15:00:22
  "CryMeA" by run.dll2004-12-16 19:41:50
  Ok, it's mirrormere :) by chrisP2004-12-16 18:44:35
  Crescent. by McGowan2004-12-16 16:29:35
  Argh! Blech! by chrisP2004-12-16 16:25:52
    Intermittent failures? by wheresthefish2004-12-16 16:43:09
  Chesapeake by joecrouse2004-12-16 16:14:18
  Thalassa by zelda2004-12-16 16:06:10
  Die Moldau by leistico2004-12-16 15:54:50
    Not suite. Tone-poem. (n/t) by kyrasantae2004-12-16 19:46:40
  How 'bout "Chappaquidick"? by voxwoman2004-12-16 15:29:00
  Tranquility (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-12-16 15:24:13
  I'm thinking Mirrormere. (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-16 15:22:19
    That's nice :) (n/t) by chrisP2004-12-16 15:41:33
    Windermere. by wheresthefish2004-12-16 15:34:04
  Server name: by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Forbidden pool?! by chrisP2004-12-16 15:23:15
      Why not? :-) (n/t) by hadji2004-12-16 15:31:12
        Mh, by chrisP2004-12-16 15:42:58
          Or Lethe by zelda2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Noted. by chrisP2004-12-16 18:53:40
  athabasca :) by Dailator2004-12-16 15:11:34
  (Lake) Titicaca or Styx by ttlogic2004-12-16 15:06:54
    Lake Titicaca, Lake Titicaca... by YakkoWarner2004-12-16 15:13:58
      You read my mind... (n/t) by Sweethart2004-12-16 15:55:55
      Hmm ... Titicaca by ChuckAB2004-12-16 15:27:30
  Orinoco. by random_c2004-12-16 15:06:20
  New server name by Illiad2004-12-16 15:03:33
    :-P by chrisP2004-12-16 15:21:40
  Pontchartrain. It's the big lake north of by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 15:02:42
    Sounds cool. by chrisP2004-12-16 15:20:10
      At least it's not Mississippi. :) (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 15:21:32
        Ouch :) (n/t) by chrisP2004-12-16 15:38:48
Grrr my new (to me) laptop keeps locking up while by techi8702004-12-16 14:57:06
  CDROM BIOS Update ? by Monza2004-12-16 17:58:54
    The laptop doesn't have a CD-ROM. I'll look into by techi8702004-12-16 19:28:27
  Oh god by MikeCDN2004-12-16 15:17:05
    I really don't want to run Win 98SE that came on by techi8702004-12-16 15:22:24
      Hmm by MikeCDN2004-12-16 15:28:53
        Laptop didn't come with a CD-ROM drive. I had to by techi8702004-12-16 15:33:08
          Use a set of 2k boot disks. (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-16 16:57:16
            Actually I transfered the Win 2K install files by techi8702004-12-16 17:03:40
          oh yeah by MikeCDN2004-12-16 15:34:02
Did anyone else see The South Park episode: by Sweethart2004-12-16 14:55:43
  I saw it -- hillarious! :D (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-12-16 16:11:27
  I saw it on last night by da-gimp2004-12-16 15:36:31
*twitches nose* by EvilOotTheBunny2004-12-16 14:53:19
  AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!! by DaNutBall2004-12-16 16:18:37
    er... something worse... by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oo, good song. (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2004-12-16 15:35:43
  Gah! by Llyr2004-12-16 15:32:42
  *covers ears* Nope, not hearing it. I win! (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-12-16 15:02:42
  *fetches stewpot* (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2004-12-16 15:01:34
    *fetches "Yellow Submarine"* by EvilOotTheBunny2004-12-16 15:09:49
      My dear lunch, by EvilLionsPhil2004-12-16 15:29:37
        where i was born there lived a man of by joecrouse2004-12-16 16:45:58
      *in the land where I was born* by voxwoman2004-12-16 15:15:55
        *serves voxwoman to the spiders* by Lolth2004-12-16 15:16:32
          *makes friends with the spiders* by voxwoman2004-12-16 15:27:44
            That is understandable. by Lolth2004-12-16 15:29:16
              *worships Lolth* by DrowSpud2004-12-16 16:07:41
          Spiders! GAH! -runs away from the board- (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-12-16 15:20:36
    *fetches Panzerfaust* (n/t) by CuteBunny2004-12-16 15:04:30
      *sniffs CuteBunny* by EvilOotTheBunny2004-12-16 15:22:49
        Honestly, talk about a cold sholder. by CuteBunny2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I meant it biblically by EvilOotTheBunny2004-12-16 17:07:14
            I guess that depends by CuteBunny2006-11-19 12:55:59
              I was hoping you'd remember by EvilOotTheBunny2004-12-16 18:24:12
      *pats cute little rabbit* (n/t) by GoodLionsPhil2004-12-16 15:07:05
        Do you lot mind? by LionsPhil2004-12-16 15:21:05
          DESTROY ALL NONLINEAR B-SPLINES!! (n/t) by DeathRobot2004-12-16 15:28:03
          Your course work may or may not annoy bunnies by EvilOotTheBunny2004-12-16 15:26:25
            Don't mess with the coursework. by Lolth2004-12-16 15:28:10
  NGAH! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-16 14:57:06
  eek! earworm!!! (n/t) by niwikki2004-12-16 14:54:33
Sorry, girlie moment. by syren2004-12-16 14:46:51
  Buffy fan, eh? Or perhaps just a James fan? :) by Scirocco2004-12-16 14:53:47
    Willow's the hottest one... (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-16 17:24:11
    Both. And Angel. by syren2004-12-16 15:00:11
      That's an idea... Don't think it'd look good on me by Scirocco2004-12-16 16:27:01
      I also like Giles by Celticess2004-12-16 15:25:17
    There's nothing wrong with being a Buffy fan, by wheresthefish2004-12-16 14:57:12
      Nah, she moved to Angel's show. by Havoc2004-12-16 17:23:43
      Nice one! :) (n/t) by Dazed2004-12-16 16:05:31
  I like the look of that dude by Celticess2004-12-16 14:48:54
    "Billy Idol actually stole his look from ..." by Dazed2004-12-16 16:36:58
Web hosting with SQL. by hadji2004-12-16 14:26:57
  I doubt you'll find anything cheaper... by Scirocco2004-12-16 14:44:34
    Do you recall where you saw the 850/10? by hadji2004-12-16 14:47:02
      Yah, but it's a Swedish host though by Scirocco2004-12-16 14:51:39
        Nah. Thanks, though. :-) (n/t) by hadji2004-12-16 15:12:35
  *cough* by Myke2004-12-16 14:40:59
  Define: SQL by Freakazoid2004-12-16 14:28:44
    That one is MySQL. by hadji2004-12-16 14:31:47
      Bout the only other thing I could find was like $4 by Freakazoid2004-12-16 14:39:39
        PHP and Perl are both included in this one. (n/t) by hadji2004-12-16 14:43:04
          Clicky by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Looks good by Freakazoid2004-12-16 14:47:29
            Msgboard/forum software by maximumbob2006-11-19 12:55:59
              phpBB 2.2 is much better and GPLd by polveroj2004-12-16 15:17:47
                Bad choice of implementation language. by LionsPhil2004-12-16 15:35:41
              If you don't mind... by Bellator2004-12-16 14:54:40
              That would be appreciated. by hadji2004-12-16 14:48:42
                errr, oh yeah, you can mail it to by hadji2004-12-16 14:50:19
D&D Help by carthax2004-12-16 14:13:27
  Try this link by ShadoCat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hmm, I need to dig up my D&D stuff by MikeCDN2004-12-16 14:20:12
    You too? by voxwoman2004-12-16 14:36:03
      Yep by MikeCDN2004-12-16 15:14:44
        I had something like that going on by voxwoman2004-12-16 15:19:46
          coolies by MikeCDN2004-12-16 15:30:38
            I don't have to dig them up by voxwoman2004-12-16 18:16:15
  PC Gen by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
    As much as I hate to leave AD&D by carthax2004-12-16 14:40:40
      Another one brought into D&D3 by DaNutBall2004-12-16 14:58:17
    PC Gen makes pretty nice character sheets. by LionsPhil2004-12-16 14:21:47
  hmmm.. by Dailator2004-12-16 14:15:09
PDFs of greeting cards? by oot2004-12-16 14:07:58
  Just don't print one with glitter on it. by LionsPhil2004-12-16 14:34:02
    I used to know someone who would by hadji2004-12-16 14:41:42
    *grin* by oot2004-12-16 14:38:52
  Check your gmail inbox. (n/t) by kelli2172004-12-16 14:26:04
    Thanks! :-) (n/t) by oot2004-12-16 14:31:14
  Got it by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
  With a little time, you could make your own. by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 14:18:26
    *nods* by oot2004-12-16 14:20:32
      I love doing that sort of thing myself. by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 14:26:14
        I usually do too... by oot2004-12-16 14:37:45
        Me, too by voxwoman2004-12-16 14:30:40
          I was also wild and wooly with the rubber stamps by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 14:37:30
            sounds like a plan by voxwoman2004-12-16 14:41:19
              The link that started a long foray by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
                *resists temptation* by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 14:52:59
                  bookmark it for later by voxwoman2004-12-16 14:54:08
  Can't StarOffice design those? by hadji2004-12-16 14:16:09
    I didn't see them at first glance by oot2004-12-16 14:21:07
Work today was Ineresting by joecrouse2004-12-16 14:02:26
  we poured concrete too. by joecrouse2004-12-16 17:03:08
  The poor blighters outside my window by zelda2004-12-16 15:07:30
    Yep screws up concrete real good and effective by joecrouse2004-12-16 17:00:26
      I understand that there are additives one can by ChuckAB2004-12-16 19:18:47
  that must give by fireballmatt2004-12-16 14:25:58
  That should read as interesting not Ineresting (n/ by joecrouse2004-12-16 14:03:48
    As long as it's not also stuck to the seat... ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-16 14:12:57
      I was stuck to the seat (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-16 14:18:38
NYT Firefox ad. by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Argh... by MrTrick2004-12-16 14:20:07
    Laser printer? by Freakazoid2004-12-16 14:30:40
  What a waste of donations. by LionsPhil2004-12-16 14:09:48
    You know very well that's not how the world works. by themadkansan2004-12-16 14:17:12
      You could have worded that better. by LionsPhil2004-12-16 14:24:12
        How? by themadkansan2004-12-16 14:26:58
    Last numbers I heard said there would be *plenty* by Scirocco2004-12-16 14:15:28
  Cool, there I am. by Illiad2004-12-16 14:07:42
  I had the same problem. by kelli2172004-12-16 14:03:18
If only I had the money by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  it would go good with the NASA space hammer by voxwoman2004-12-16 14:27:27
  Bah... by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
    They are 2 different mesurment types. by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
    ill stick with my portable half million candella by joecrouse2004-12-16 14:33:02
  I saw that earlier today by VCA2004-12-16 14:14:12
  I want the Thinkgeek one by Dazed2004-12-16 14:13:22
  You think you have it bad?!?! by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    whats a FFL? (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-12-16 14:21:24
      Federal Firearms License by DesertRat662004-12-16 14:23:40
        ah so basically the end user has by fireballmatt2004-12-16 14:24:49
          Yup by DesertRat662004-12-16 14:28:23
            peachy...and a question if I may by fireballmatt2004-12-16 14:36:55
              Why you wan a synth stock.? by joecrouse2004-12-16 17:18:50
                It has it's uses by DesertRat662004-12-16 19:11:56
              I have a Remington 700 PSS by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    I've already been to link #3. I downloaded HDpart2 by techi8702004-12-16 14:19:33
      Awesome isn't it? by DesertRat662004-12-16 14:20:49
        No it doesn't (n/t) by techi8702004-12-16 14:49:57
          Evil Grin by DesertRat662004-12-16 15:46:48
  wow... by Big_D2004-12-16 14:02:26
    For $2,900 by hadji2004-12-16 14:06:32
  Would you say that you're... by kelli2172004-12-16 14:02:04
I don't have any more money!!! by TrogL2004-12-16 13:55:23
WARNING!! WUG users by TrogL2004-12-16 13:46:06
  What;s WUG? (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-16 17:25:14
I am making the absolute YUMMIES lasagna tonight. by Sweethart2004-12-16 13:43:23
  YUMMY by krisguy2004-12-16 13:58:41
  The recipe you posted yesterday? by kelli2172004-12-16 13:52:03
    Yes - will post pics today... by Sweethart2004-12-16 14:22:08
  Correction: YUMMIEST by Sweethart2004-12-16 13:43:59
    Not NECSAARSILY (n/t) by kelli2172004-12-16 13:51:25
I'm done my exams and want to kill something by nix2004-12-16 13:41:41
  Darn was just about to invite you deer hunting. (n (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-16 13:53:02
  Google can tell you several places.. by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    All of the download links in the EnemyTerritory by nix2004-12-16 13:56:49
      I know, that's why I posted the Google link, by Scirocco2004-12-16 14:41:32
      Someone needs to update it. Badly. by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  In the shower. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-16 13:42:45
    *chokes on her wine* Great. by syren2004-12-16 13:51:03
Attn: Kelli27 by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  No problem. Technically, they're right. by kelli2172004-12-16 13:38:45
    I know (now, ha ha), but by voxwoman2004-12-16 14:33:46
Yay! I've got new pants! :-) by Spud312004-12-16 13:27:21
  Ah, but do you have... by jpprater2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Are you going to put them on? (n/t) by nin_man2004-12-16 13:50:20
    Eh, maybe tomorrow. (n/t) by Spud312004-12-16 13:54:21
      They look tight. by nin_man2004-12-16 14:05:09
        You don't know who to ask? by Spud312004-12-16 14:12:35
          Don't even THINK about asking me. (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-16 14:15:21
            You weren't who I was talking about. by Spud312004-12-16 14:17:31
  What? Did I leave some behind? by da-gimp2004-12-16 13:44:32
    Nah, just that shirt. (n/t) by Spud312004-12-16 13:45:03
  Perfect. by syren2004-12-16 13:43:20
    Yes, yes I do. (n/t) by Spud312004-12-16 13:44:38
      *grins* So I am not by syren2004-12-16 13:47:21
        Put 'em together for a complete set? by dodrian2004-12-16 13:51:58
  Are you wearing them? by dodrian2004-12-16 13:37:15
    Nope, not yet. (n/t) by Spud312004-12-16 13:40:15
      *THUNK* by dodrian2004-12-16 13:43:16
        Woot! by Spud312004-12-16 13:44:22
          Uh-oh, she's exhibiting the Angry Eyes & smile ;) (n/t) by dodrian2004-12-16 13:50:11
            No, I just seem to have misplaced my halo. (n/t) by Spud312004-12-16 13:53:57
              And have a dent in your forehead? o.O (n/t) by dodrian2004-12-16 13:54:52
                Um, yeah, that's what it is... by Spud312004-12-16 14:00:06
                  Nah, horns look more like this: ], or possibly } by dodrian2004-12-16 14:07:18
  Whose are they? (n/t) by kelli2172004-12-16 13:28:05
    That's really not important. by Spud312004-12-16 13:40:39
I've started using GnuPG permenently now by krisguy2004-12-16 13:17:10
  My pub key is on my LJ and on the MIT keyserver (n (n/t) by krisguy2004-12-16 13:32:48
    I have the extension for TBird by PsychoI3oy2004-12-16 13:56:36
      sorry, I don't know Tbird very well by krisguy2004-12-16 14:07:51
Is this a valid deduction? by McNutcase2004-12-16 13:15:06
  And this would be why I got a GSM phone in the US. by AndyA2004-12-16 15:57:16
  ... by LionsPhil2004-12-16 14:18:04
    Da. But the ISP at the other end... by McNutcase2004-12-16 14:19:57
      "Away from...the computer." by LionsPhil2004-12-16 14:26:38
  If I recall correctly by Didactylos2004-12-16 13:47:08
  Some characters are funny like that... by darkphoenix2004-12-16 13:27:11
    I'm not suprised. by LionsPhil2004-12-16 13:38:30
  As long as the resultant income does not exceed by talon07202004-12-16 13:20:08
Repeat after me: "Obey!" (n/t) by Kickstart2004-12-16 13:13:29
  Boh-bye? (n/t) by afterburner2004-12-16 15:28:11
  "...Sounds like Pig Latin." by themadkansan2004-12-16 14:22:40
  These aren't the droids you're looking for. by Voltigeur2004-12-16 14:21:18
  But you're not Queegstart... (n/t) by raptor_872004-12-16 14:15:27
  I'm sorry you need to take it up with my Pony by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    The other night I was asking for a Beta-C mag for by techi8702004-12-16 15:10:12
  QUESTION ATHORITY!!! (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2004-12-16 13:51:49
  Yebo!!! (n/t) by Big_D2004-12-16 13:29:00
  Obey who? by esbita2004-12-16 13:26:24
  NO! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-12-16 13:24:18
    *whacks DNB with a Panzerfaust* by krikkert2004-12-16 13:26:48
      *talks to the Alpha Complex computer* by DaNutBall2004-12-16 13:50:53
  "Obey! Obey! OBEY!" by McNutcase2004-12-16 13:20:28
    "OBEY THE CRAB!" (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-16 13:39:58
  Didn't say "Simon says" :-) (n/t) by kahuana2004-12-16 13:18:33
    No but Smith & Wesson did... (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-12-16 13:24:45
  Oh-bay (n/t) by Ston2004-12-16 13:17:17
    It's EEEEEE-bay! (n/t) by da-gimp2004-12-16 13:18:25
  There's no "me" after those quotes! (n/t) by dodrian2004-12-16 13:17:15
  Oyeb? (n/t) by rook_mtl2004-12-16 13:16:46
  EYBO!!! (n/t) by techi8702004-12-16 13:14:51
    Oddly enough by TechisSO2004-12-16 13:16:50
      You just have to learn to ask the right way. ;) (n/t) by techi8702004-12-16 13:32:37
I hate the mail at Christmas Time by MikeCDN2004-12-16 13:02:42
  Mine by Didactylos2004-12-16 13:14:02
  The one I am a member of has a bad by syren2004-12-16 13:06:06
    Want to know whats scary by MikeCDN2004-12-16 13:10:19
      *raises an eyebrow* by syren2004-12-16 13:30:43
        He's my dad... by MikeCDN2004-12-16 13:37:32
<Deleted><Deleted>2004-12-16 13:34:12
  Cleaned up and reposted: by kelli2172004-12-16 13:59:22
  I love accidental humour. by Illiad2004-12-16 13:56:31
    "To Anacreon In Heaven" as I recall (n/t) by VCA2004-12-16 14:18:29
      And the drunks couldn't sing it any better than by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 14:20:15
        I have to say... by Illiad2004-12-16 14:28:56
          I still think that "God Save the Queen" by LionsPhil2004-12-16 15:00:52
            Nah. "Land of Hope and Glory" by jedidiahstott2004-12-16 19:42:26
          Re: Star Spangled Banner and carthax by Illiad2004-12-16 14:32:19
            Was that a UFie Idol submission? by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 14:54:17
              On Khaar's server somewhere. by Illiad2004-12-16 15:04:41
                Rats! I can't register and login over there. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 15:16:07
                  Check my website by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Modded for language, dangit (n/t) by Kickstart2004-12-16 13:34:31
    Moderating yourself has to bite the hairy haunch. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 13:42:53
      Yeah, but I keep doing it :) by Kickstart2004-12-16 13:51:14
        Oh, I read it. I read all moderated posts out of by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 13:55:07
    Hehehehe :-P (n/t) by dodrian2004-12-16 13:38:58
  More like TNFYOSPOTD. by kahuana2004-12-16 13:16:16
    The Not Fourteen Year Old Sister Post Of The Day? by dodrian2004-12-16 13:22:52
      Dang. I actually dropped an 'R'. (n/t) by kahuana2004-12-16 13:26:43
        The Not Really 14 Year Old Sister Post Of The Day? by dodrian2004-12-16 13:31:29
ONQ by Didactylos2004-12-16 12:55:06
  What's the Shakespeare quote? by dodrian2004-12-16 13:12:27
    Good, isn't it? by Didactylos2004-12-16 13:18:17
      Ahh, I knew I recognized it. by dodrian2004-12-16 13:27:21
*throws out line with Celticess bait attached* by DaNutBall2004-12-16 12:45:27
  ok I just got up again by Celticess2004-12-16 13:00:00
  Haven't seen that in a very long time (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-12-16 12:46:21
    heh by DaNutBall2004-12-16 12:54:58
java question by evilsysadmin2004-12-16 12:24:11
  Bruce Eckels by SoylentGreen2006-11-19 12:55:59
radiowave911, thanks by version0.12006-11-19 12:55:59
Copyright question. by hadji2004-12-16 12:16:33
  If you post it at high enough resolution by voxwoman2004-12-16 12:58:58
    Good point. I won't make it too good. :-) (n/t) by hadji2004-12-16 13:04:20
  assuming you're not charging money... by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-16 12:20:25
    There will be no charge for the site. (n/t) by hadji2004-12-16 12:22:00
      I figured as much. Arachnid's right, too by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-16 12:25:34
        But this isn't a "frame" from the by voxwoman2004-12-16 13:04:19
        Ehhhxcellent. Thanks to both of you. :-) (n/t) by hadji2004-12-16 12:35:47
  I believe not by Arachnid2004-12-16 12:18:20
Here's how you know you've eaten out too much... by Sweethart2004-12-16 12:10:30
  Care for some recipes...? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 12:11:40
    No thanks. I have plenty - could use some energy. (n/t) by Sweethart2004-12-16 12:12:15
      That's what you get by krikkert2004-12-16 12:14:39
        *hands Sweethart a meat mallet* by esbita2004-12-16 12:28:08
          so you think by joecrouse2004-12-16 13:57:28
        See- that's why I went to bed after that... (n/t) by Sweethart2004-12-16 12:15:17
I've discovered bisexuality and crossdressing by farfalla2004-12-16 11:55:01
  I hate to ask... by MikeCDN2004-12-16 12:53:25
    If those Union Jack underpants could talk by farfalla2004-12-16 14:21:55
    There must be codes by Celticess2004-12-16 13:50:11
      Well Fable is an Xbox game by MikeCDN2004-12-16 14:12:10
        I thought all console games had key codes by Celticess2004-12-16 14:22:35
          Well by MikeCDN2004-12-16 14:37:38
  Loophole in the bigamy laws; by hieraco2004-12-16 12:16:03
In light of this... by mekkanik_mike2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I have a spare bedroom by Havoc2004-12-16 13:03:41
  I can supply... by toxin2004-12-16 12:03:21
    Let's see now... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 12:08:18
  I got the reminants of a mechanical pencil... by dodrian2004-12-16 11:58:35
    something useful to keep him busy... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 12:00:16
      Sometimes I walk around with a post-it note stuck by dodrian2004-12-16 12:26:23
Looks like I'll have to head over to Pensacola by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
Actually... by jpprater2004-12-16 11:41:27
  Why do you think the majority of power produced in by raptor_872004-12-16 11:45:33
    The coal plant here gets coal deliveries by barge by shorty822004-12-16 12:02:45
      Barge?! Cool! by VCA2004-12-16 15:44:27
      Make that "coal-fired plant". (n/t) by shorty822004-12-16 12:03:11
    Does that mean that the by Havoc2004-12-16 11:48:48
*attaches wires to the bolts in thenanomaly's head by Sweethart2004-12-16 11:29:07
  The bolts aren't from an electricity-leading metal by Lolth2004-12-16 11:53:12
    Stop trying to take credit, dear. by krikkert2004-12-16 11:55:16
  Gittin Jiggy Wit It. (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-16 11:30:12
    ooh la la la la la (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-12-16 11:38:45
  *sniff* by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 11:30:02
    Lightly fried in butter... by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
      mmmmm, now I want fried things by cgmeister2004-12-16 12:43:16
      mmmmmmmm by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 11:34:37
        You are up to 100 comments today! WOO! (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-16 11:46:57
          What did you do? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 11:49:42
            here ya go by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Bah. Needs case-blindness. by McNutcase2004-12-16 13:28:39
                What ARE you talking about? by Havoc2004-12-16 19:32:17
                  All posts are tallied, but NOT... by McNutcase2004-12-16 22:41:26
                    But you are not in the list twice by Havoc2004-12-17 04:30:35
              Woah I'm #3? by MikeCDN2004-12-16 13:23:32
                uh... by MikeCDN2004-12-16 13:26:47
HIT SANTA by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I got im! by friareriner2004-12-16 11:13:37
  I doubt Santa is that agile by MikeCDN2004-12-16 11:11:40
    I will have you Kringle! by jiteo2004-12-16 11:20:41
The Mad Mekkanik's Insalinty level survey... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:49:14
  Well, I "alighted" from a motorcycle at around by jedidiahstott2004-12-16 19:47:29
  Let's see ... by ChuckAB2004-12-16 15:00:00
  In my case, not insane, just stupid... by tnglives2004-12-16 14:44:46
  I've boarded a trailer at 8 km/h by Feng_Li2004-12-16 12:34:33
  One of those open ended buses... by dodrian2004-12-16 11:39:39
  In a big rig hauling dynamite, we had a tire by adiplomat2004-12-16 11:27:56
    Apparrently you can throw dynamite in a fire by Arachnid2004-12-16 11:38:58
      Yes, but the blasting caps shipped with it will go (n/t) by adiplomat2004-12-16 11:49:50
        They were shipping them _together_? (n/t) by Arachnid2004-12-16 11:53:44
      yup! Unless it has leaked and crystallized... by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
    whoooofff... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 11:31:40
      P.S. by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 11:32:05
        No, just about to lay back down... by adiplomat2004-12-16 11:40:03
          Get some rest buddy... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 12:03:05
  Depends what you consider 'alighted from' by Arachnid2004-12-16 11:23:37
    close... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 11:25:41
  well now.... i've fallen off of stuff by Lunarrainn2004-12-16 11:04:49
    heyyy there.... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 11:17:01
  Not a salt water craft anyway... (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-16 10:50:54
    I've fallen off of a "chariot" by raptor_872004-12-16 11:06:40
    /me makes mental note by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:54:05
      Only if it's fresh water. by hadji2004-12-16 10:56:59
      :) Skis are FUN. by Havoc2004-12-16 10:56:39
        That was years ago - by Havoc2004-12-16 10:57:34
  s/insalinity/insanity/ by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:49:55
    Sodium chloride deficiency vs. mental instability. by hadji2004-12-16 10:51:15
      actually.... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:53:31
After searching for a while already, I by SkyHi2004-12-16 10:40:47
REPOST: Attn: server admin gurus...I'm stumped by Kickstart2004-12-16 10:38:16
  sure someone hasnt been chewing your cables? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:43:23
Infinite loops are fun by nhlinux2004-12-16 10:34:02
  Stress + Infinite Loop... by EhreVerriet2004-12-16 22:13:02
  For you Linux types: by tskelton2004-12-16 19:57:26
  Breakfast cereal for embedded programmers. (n/t) by kahuana2004-12-16 12:05:56
  Programming n00b by nhlinux2004-12-16 10:47:52
    I can show it in 'C' by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:52:54
  easy.... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:35:49
    Evil! I love it! (n/t) by jiteo2004-12-16 10:44:40
      I got kicked outa the lab for doing that... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:47:16
        Woa! I kneel before thee! (n/t) by jiteo2004-12-16 10:58:25
          Geez. Forkbombs are so easy. by kelli2172004-12-16 11:06:56
            perl -e 'while(23){fork;}' by LionsPhil2004-12-16 14:54:32
              Or the usenet emulator: by Tars_Tarkas2004-12-16 15:18:30
            or like this: by Tars_Tarkas2004-12-16 13:30:30
              It doesn't need to... by kelli2172004-12-16 14:09:26
                It does have to... by Tars_Tarkas2004-12-16 15:13:17
                  Ha! NULL pointers aren't too bad. by LionsPhil2004-12-16 17:43:38
                    Uninitialized ones aren't so bad... by Tars_Tarkas2004-12-16 17:55:31
            er, fork doesn't take any parameters. (n/t) by Arachnid2004-12-16 11:21:20
              My fork does... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 11:28:08
                Does forking use ram much faster than by raptor_872004-12-16 11:43:44
                  Yep... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 12:06:12
                    Not to mention by Arachnid2004-12-16 12:15:21
Picture puzzle! by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yesterday pointed to "The Dirty Dozen" by Number_Six2004-12-16 10:59:10
    I take it she and you are a classic movie fan? (n/ (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-16 14:24:21
    secret hint by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
  1960 Ocean's Eleven by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
    heyyyy.......... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:41:58
      Butbutbut ... there are 12 faces in that picture! (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-12-16 15:03:23
  Admiring the new company cars??? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:31:28
  eexcelent! by PsychoI3oy2004-12-16 10:31:09
:D by Llyr2004-12-16 10:29:12
  Bah! Standards are falling. ;D (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-16 14:14:10
  I dont know what that means... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:36:48
    Llyr's gonna party like it is 1955! (n/t) by Sweethart2004-12-16 10:56:01
      wass so important abt that... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:57:16
  A what? by PsychoI3oy2004-12-16 10:33:29
    A grade, silly! (n/t) by hadji2004-12-16 10:37:56
      oh, ok. by PsychoI3oy2004-12-16 10:39:35
        42. by hadji2004-12-16 10:53:29
          You do ? by Number_Six2004-12-16 11:27:43
  There you are, male! by Lolth2004-12-16 10:30:56
    Uh oh... by raptor_872004-12-16 11:44:39
WHOOOOO!!! by fireballmatt2004-12-16 10:14:47
  isnt that two's? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:25:28
  Buy a lottery ticket. :) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-12-16 10:18:46
    heh by fireballmatt2004-12-16 10:21:11
      hey.... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:27:58
Someone help me stay awake... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 09:57:47
  Yahoo.... (sorry forgot) by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 09:59:55
MLA citation - anyone know it well? by Sweethart2004-12-16 09:55:58
  Like so... by johnnyh2006-11-19 12:55:59
    you may want to include by Big_D2004-12-16 10:18:28
  Easy MLA references by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thank you! (n/t) by Sweethart2004-12-16 10:30:15
      You're welcome! (n/t) by z1root2004-12-16 14:04:14
  Wass an MLA? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 09:58:38
    Modern Language Association (n/t) by Sweethart2004-12-16 10:30:47
      *wibble* by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:33:19
Funny Messages ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  two thumbs up by emlaabs2004-12-16 12:17:15
How to explain Boxing Day to Americans by bordertech2004-12-16 09:44:52
  Boxing Day explained by gibuu2004-12-16 13:27:50
    It should be "a href" by nix2004-12-16 13:50:00
    grrr by gibuu2004-12-16 13:31:35
      corrected clicky by maceogan2006-11-19 12:55:59
        thanks by gibuu2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There are some things Americans* will never by AndyA2004-12-16 10:20:45
    in New England, it's called a Rotary by voxwoman2004-12-16 13:18:21
      That actually depends on where by Chronos742004-12-16 19:00:34
    you understand cricket? (n/t) by gibuu2004-12-16 13:10:51
    you know what an american said when by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:26:32
    Roundabouts by mortaine2004-12-16 10:25:29
      But you miss out on May day. by AndyA2004-12-16 10:42:35
        Ice in tea? by mortaine2004-12-16 10:46:36
          Depends how it is made by AndyA2004-12-16 10:51:33
            Compared to baseball/softball by mortaine2004-12-16 10:56:53
              odd... all dodgeball games I've been in don't allo by raptor_872004-12-16 11:03:13
                that doesn't stop anyone from trying by friareriner2004-12-16 12:22:05
      mmmmmmm by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:34:42
        That's Imbolc, my favorite holiday (n/t) by voxwoman2004-12-16 13:15:55
        My uncle throws a party by mortaine2004-12-16 10:42:52
          whooof... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:45:19
            Any excuse to party! by mortaine2004-12-16 10:50:14
        Most of the US by altordwm2004-12-16 10:37:44
          Punxsutawney, PA: Punxsutawney Phil (n/t) by mortaine2004-12-16 10:51:13
          where do you find 'em? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:41:01
            Punxsutawney keeps one essentially by altordwm2006-11-19 12:55:59
              the town in which Bill Murray gets trapped by gibuu2004-12-16 13:13:18
  So no boxing matches then??? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:01:27
    Not in our family anyway.... by bordertech2004-12-16 10:06:50
      turkey as in... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:15:40
  Should have qualified this a bit... by bordertech2004-12-16 09:56:31
  So this is an everyday occurance? by mmell2004-12-16 09:47:10
  I thought it was by jiteo2004-12-16 09:46:24
  *smirk* I like it. (n/t) by techi8702004-12-16 09:46:11
Ebay feed back question by techi8702004-12-16 09:37:50
  Meh. Neutral or positive. by mortaine2004-12-16 15:45:31
  Do you have an option to give _no_ feedback? by kahuana2004-12-16 12:09:06
    There is always the option to not leave feedback by maceogan2004-12-16 13:42:12
      and if you get a spite feedback by MikeCDN2004-12-16 13:43:37
  Thank you for reminding me by crash_2004-12-16 11:14:09
  Positive! by Havoc2004-12-16 10:41:49
    How do you download hardware? by techi8702004-12-16 10:55:11
      I think you only get 30 days to post feedback by altordwm2004-12-16 11:00:10
        No you get 90 by MikeCDN2004-12-16 11:01:16
      LOL! cd-rom DRIVE. ahhh! by Havoc2004-12-16 10:59:22
        If I want an internal drive it will cost me by techi8702004-12-16 11:01:05
    No Way by MikeCDN2004-12-16 10:44:00
      Oh heck no by Havoc2004-12-16 10:49:02
        Nope by MikeCDN2004-12-16 10:59:20
          So, Neutral, with notes as to 27 day shipping by Havoc2004-12-16 11:00:33
            If it was in the mail system for 27 i might agree by MikeCDN2004-12-16 11:03:02
  I am of the personal opinion sellers by pecosdave2004-12-16 10:29:43
    I've only had one bad experince by MikeCDN2004-12-16 10:40:38
    interesting...youcan by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 10:38:30
      Dispute Resolution by MikeCDN2004-12-16 10:41:31
  neutral... by Big_D2004-12-16 09:45:57
    I'm running out this afternoon to get an external by techi8702004-12-16 09:50:07
      a CD/DVD burner or just a reader? by Big_D2004-12-16 09:52:35
        Still trying to decide. Prices are so close right by techi8702004-12-16 09:54:33
          better to have it and not need it... by Big_D2004-12-16 10:02:10
  Has he left feedback yet? by sjay2004-12-16 09:43:35
  I'd go with Neutral by MikeCDN2004-12-16 09:41:51
    Nothing from him yet. That bugs me because when I by techi8702004-12-16 09:44:14
      Which means he's probally waiting to see what you by MikeCDN2004-12-16 09:49:34
Hrm, I thought when you 'Open' a file, as in by SkyHi2004-12-16 09:25:51
  But be careful... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 12:10:51
  Depends on the program doing the download. by ManiacJoe2004-12-16 11:10:19
  Or Temp. by YakkoWarner2004-12-16 09:45:05
    and of course: by DerSarek2004-12-16 10:31:48
      virii ?? sry! (n/t) by SkyHi2004-12-16 10:44:51
        Wanted to show off my by DerSarek2004-12-16 11:02:32
  Yeeeeeesssss? (n/t) by jiteo2004-12-16 09:44:59
Ugh, This morning is going bad by MikeCDN2004-12-16 09:22:29
  Hmm, All tests on the hard drive Passed by MikeCDN2004-12-16 12:54:15
    The drive didnt have its coffee yet. (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-16 14:27:30
  Pop the cover by Havoc2004-12-16 10:44:32
    I am tech support :) by MikeCDN2004-12-16 10:52:05
      Have a Knoppix CD? by Havoc2004-12-16 11:12:27
        I've gotten my drive cloned, by MikeCDN2004-12-16 11:17:28
          There must have been a bogon storm by Havoc2004-12-16 11:24:41
  Too late! You should already HAVE backups. by mmell2004-12-16 09:30:00
    Nope definatly not stable once it spins up by MikeCDN2004-12-16 10:05:12
    I can't even get a tape drive for the server by MikeCDN2004-12-16 09:36:38
      OWIE! by mmell2004-12-16 09:44:09
        Been there done that by MikeCDN2004-12-16 09:48:23
translation/grammar/style help needed by miss_ada2004-12-16 09:15:13
  Or "break a world record" by Didactylos2004-12-16 10:15:05
  Perfectly valid in American English. by mmell2004-12-16 09:24:07
    .. ads seldomst make me want to use the product :) by miss_ada2004-12-16 09:30:24
      Sorta like the first babelfish tests . . . by mmell2004-12-16 09:40:33
        your point is very valid. by miss_ada2004-12-16 09:50:11
  Hmm... by oot2004-12-16 09:18:46
    thanks! by miss_ada2004-12-16 09:22:15
Mobile Phone-equipped Hunting Dogs by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I actually thought that was an interesting by fireballmatt2004-12-16 10:20:55
wikipedia pwnonage... by tesla_koil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  mmm... I don't know by MikeCDN2004-12-16 09:40:07
    I heard... by TheGM2004-12-16 10:12:10
  it didn't mention by emlaabs2004-12-16 09:20:06
  As long as they don't find my pr0n! by mmell2004-12-16 09:15:30
Flash control? by YakkoWarner2004-12-16 08:58:45
  FlashBlock 1.2 works fine in FF_1.0 by scissors2004-12-16 09:16:09
  There is a Firefox extension by oot2004-12-16 09:11:44
    Found it, or something similar by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thank you, grazie, merci. by YakkoWarner2004-12-16 09:17:37
  ...Why would you want to =control= Flash? by themadkansan2004-12-16 09:01:13
    Flash! AH-ah! Saviour of the universe! (n/t) by kelli2172004-12-16 11:19:37
      FLASH! AH-ah! He saved every one of us!! (n/t) by Illiad2004-12-16 13:10:48
What are some FREE streaming video/audio by SkyHi2004-12-16 08:33:25
  Net Transport can handle most streaming video. by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
Not sure if this has been posted: EA getting sued by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  At long last by orionrobots2004-12-16 08:51:32
  I believe this class action suit was posted back by Scirocco2004-12-16 08:15:20
    Ok and re the game by Celticess2004-12-16 08:20:59
      Personally by MikeCDN2004-12-16 09:46:00
      The deal affect all other companies doing games by Scirocco2004-12-16 08:25:09
Awards now out for... by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
definitely a bargain ... by cava2006-11-19 12:55:59
Nessus no longer free :( by toedruid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Although I see where they are coming from... by toedruid2004-12-16 08:05:09
Help! Police! Someone stole my pot! by YakkoWarner2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Similar to the time by altordwm2004-12-16 11:10:40
  Right up there by mortaine2004-12-16 10:54:43
  There but for the grace of God go I. by mmell2004-12-16 09:11:17
  I guess John is Sheetz out of luck... (n/t) by JPaganel2004-12-16 08:16:38
  Cast iron, stainless steel, or copper-bottom?.. by nate_t_g2004-12-16 08:02:26
  oh sheesh.... by tesla_koil2004-12-16 08:00:01
    No, to easy to abuse. by raptillicus2004-12-16 08:03:32
      What annoys me is that by Havoc2004-12-16 08:36:25
        Attempting suicide is not stupidity by SnArL2004-12-16 09:11:09
          That's not always true. by raptillicus2004-12-16 11:02:24
          I think he was saying that there is a better way.. by Sweethart2004-12-16 09:22:26
            Not everyone who's suicidal will have the presence by YakkoWarner2004-12-16 09:32:48
              That is true... by Sweethart2004-12-16 09:34:58
                Two problems with that. by YakkoWarner2004-12-16 09:50:02
                  Preaching to the choir here Yakko... by Sweethart2004-12-16 10:54:49
                    Yes, I do. Very well. by YakkoWarner2004-12-16 10:58:27
  Combined IQ of the couple reported to be by Havoc2004-12-16 07:59:59
I need to stop reading the news by tesla_koil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's a great idea... I can see it now. by techi8702004-12-16 08:03:29
    Meanwhile, dozens of military training by toxin2004-12-16 08:25:37
      That's what they get by DesertRat662004-12-16 08:31:03
        Another reason why I carry a topo map and my by techi8702004-12-16 08:38:47
          I would love for you to see a topo map by toxin2004-12-16 08:47:49
            Sextant? by DesertRat662004-12-16 08:52:45
              Provided you can see stars, I'd imagine. by themadkansan2004-12-16 09:04:34
              Pretty much. by toxin2004-12-16 09:02:37
                When I go out with SAR or on ATV's I take multiple by techi8702004-12-16 09:05:59
        But it's soooooo hard ! </whine> by Number_Six2004-12-16 08:34:50
Is there an html sign for by alphascorpii2004-12-16 07:52:08
  Yes. by kelli2172004-12-16 11:30:10
    Oops. by kelli2172004-12-16 11:30:40
  I can send you a file of all HTML signs by z1root2004-12-16 07:59:18
    Could you please also send me the lists? by shorty822004-12-16 11:29:25
      Okay by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
    yea, that would be nice by alphascorpii2004-12-16 08:43:17
      Okay by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Or by Didactylos2004-12-16 08:00:51
      Actually by z1root2004-12-16 08:41:35
        :-D by Didactylos2004-12-16 08:49:29
          By the way by z1root2004-12-16 09:10:10
            Several files. by Didactylos2004-12-16 09:12:56
              thanks (n/t) by z1root2004-12-16 09:14:30
          You are correct by z1root2004-12-16 09:06:48
            Seriously, by Didactylos2004-12-16 09:09:33
              Location? by z1root2004-12-16 09:13:58
                Here: by Didactylos2004-12-16 09:17:12
                  Gave you credit by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Thanks again, most helpful! (n/t) by z1root2004-12-16 09:20:43
      I checked some sites I usually find my stuff at by alphascorpii2004-12-16 08:09:24
        Google by Didactylos2004-12-16 08:23:09
  Yes. by YakkoWarner2004-12-16 07:54:56
    Also by z1root2004-12-16 10:32:00
    Thank you (n/t) by alphascorpii2004-12-16 07:58:02
Newest up and coming rap artist. by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Say what? by ErniePi2004-12-16 07:57:07
    Germans Love David Hasselhoff by evilsysadmin2004-12-16 08:09:09
  please make the bad man stop!!! by scragman2004-12-16 07:53:51
Dr. Who movie preview teaser by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ice Hot doctor...Ice hot!!!!! (n/t) by tesla_koil2004-12-16 07:48:26
  Series, not movie. by Didactylos2004-12-16 07:45:40
    the real player download site by voxwoman2004-12-16 07:49:31
      With good reason. by Didactylos2004-12-16 07:50:34
        *nods* by hadji2004-12-16 07:51:47
          It's a short - very much a teaser by Havoc2004-12-16 07:57:30
ARSPOTD by hadji2004-12-16 07:40:36
  What's wrong with the original? by oot2004-12-16 08:21:47
    Possession just means you have it. by hadji2004-12-16 08:32:32
      Ah. Got it. by oot2004-12-16 09:09:45
        I know. Like I said, it was a4 retentive. :-) (n (n/t) by hadji2004-12-16 09:13:56
Attn: Office 2000/Win 2000/XP Ufies, HELP! by talon07202004-12-16 07:18:29
  One way around it we have used by z1root2004-12-16 08:31:42
  Make sure every option is set to run from Disk by abaron2004-12-16 07:33:03
    No, Office wants installation for each user... by Khaar2004-12-16 07:57:49
      So basically by Didactylos2004-12-16 08:00:02
    Are you sure? by ErniePi2004-12-16 07:35:25
      It shouldn't do that, either. by Didactylos2004-12-16 07:49:55
      you need to start it as admin once by chaotic2004-12-16 07:37:00
        We are. Even after running as first. by talon07202004-12-16 07:46:18
          Give the user admin privaleges... <continued> by abaron2004-12-16 07:51:17
            Not very practical. We are trying to create an by talon07202004-12-16 08:09:05
              See my reply by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
            that should help by chaotic2004-12-16 08:00:45
  I noticed that at least for Outlook 2000 you need by ErniePi2004-12-16 07:28:47
  I found out that if computer is in a workgroup... by Khaar2004-12-16 07:28:10
  A few things: by Didactylos2004-12-16 07:22:55
    Is this a registry flag? by talon07202004-12-16 07:48:03
      No. by Didactylos2004-12-16 10:06:28
      Use the Office Resource Kit (ORK) by sysangel2004-12-16 07:50:17
        Setting up Office by Didactylos2004-12-16 07:54:51
Lady Heather website from CSI! by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ???? Was there a reference to it on CSI? by ErniePi2004-12-16 07:32:59
    She was a character in the first two seasons. by nin_man2004-12-16 07:37:44
      Hmm... "in the first two seasons". Must have by ErniePi2004-12-16 07:39:50
        I mean, he COULD have waited til by Havoc2004-12-16 07:42:56
          I believe he did... by Nashville2004-12-16 08:09:49
  "My command is your wish." Uhhh NO! by toxin2004-12-16 07:21:00
    Ever watch CSI? Seen the Lady Heather epis? by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I guess the episode hasn't been shown here yet. by ErniePi2004-12-16 07:37:51
        Two episodes, actually. by Nashville2004-12-16 08:00:01
          It was the slaves one where she red Griffen by Celticess2004-12-16 09:27:30
            Well here in the States.... by P.Buttercup2004-12-16 10:14:09
              Also every weeknight on Spike from 7-9. 2 ep! (n/ (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-16 10:52:15
                ah but I don't have cable right now by P.Buttercup2004-12-16 12:51:05
            ack I meant read by Celticess2004-12-16 09:36:08
Anybody have experience with WinFax Pro? by rook_mtl2004-12-16 07:09:03
  Last version of WinFax I used wasn't Y2K compliant by tskelton2004-12-16 19:46:19
Flesh is wasted on people like this... by tesla_koil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Darwin is a merciless taskmaster by mmell2004-12-16 07:00:01
    Do the math by Megachirops2004-12-16 08:09:11
    Text for those blocked: by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 07:19:39
    Is Darwin a God? by AshyRaine2004-12-16 07:13:17
      Charles Darwin was a British Naturalist. by rook_mtl2004-12-16 07:26:02
        I know that much by AshyRaine2004-12-16 07:31:25
          Nope, his name merely represents Natural by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 07:35:53
            Well that's not as fun ^_^ by AshyRaine2004-12-16 07:38:45
              Let me see if I can pull it out of my wetware by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 07:42:34
                Wetware and Google failed so I'm coining a word to by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 07:48:07
                  I like it! by AshyRaine2004-12-16 07:50:12
                    Aha! I have it! by Didactylos2004-12-16 08:55:01
                      Oh blast! by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        gracias! (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-12-16 13:08:56
              Archetype? Dunno. (n/t) by arktus2004-12-16 07:39:56
      Don't really see where that matters or applicable by romandas2004-12-16 07:16:33
        I was just curious, is all by AshyRaine2004-12-16 07:20:08
          Synecdoche AND personification by Didactylos2004-12-16 07:42:55
  Oxygen is also wasted on these jackasses: by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
    But what to do with these types? by psychoi3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Those exes who can't leave their exes alone need by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 07:06:33
        And please add: by saminz2004-12-16 07:10:08
          $Sports_hooligans would be more appropriate. by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 07:12:36
            right. by saminz2004-12-16 07:14:34
      hanging's too good for 'em by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 07:01:22
        Burnin's too good for 'em! by Havoc2004-12-16 07:14:52
          He should be by Eric3_141592004-12-16 13:36:22
            Let's see by Havoc2004-12-16 19:27:59
Vonage is nifty! by sstacks2004-12-16 06:35:45
  Don't *ever* call tech "support" by notdeadyet2004-12-16 10:12:36
need help (again) by thephilosifer2004-12-16 06:35:00
  If you mean on here, where I'm responding now, by Scirocco2004-12-16 06:38:40
  Here at UF, you either click "Reply" like I just by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 06:38:31
I'm free!!! by imrambi2004-12-16 05:59:45
  My students are free, but my work has just begun by tskelton2004-12-16 19:41:34
    I'm finished writing and marking by run.dll2004-12-16 19:55:45
  Me too! by FenderSRV22004-12-16 11:09:10
    me too! by Havoc2004-12-16 11:29:49
A note for any Harlan Ellison fans here by voxwoman2004-12-16 05:53:05
  A link to Harlan Ellison's post about it by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Does it actually follow the book 'I Robot?' by evilsysadmin2004-12-16 06:21:31
    yes. Harlan's book is quite faithful by voxwoman2004-12-16 06:31:30
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
OK.. when you read the board before the comic by voxwoman2004-12-16 05:35:37
  I've done worse by DesertRat662004-12-16 06:13:58
  And what if I read the comic before the board? by esteis2004-12-16 06:05:11
    Maybe. by lonegunman2004-12-16 12:33:54
    I also wonder this about myself. (n/t) by arktus2004-12-16 07:13:10
  It's only bad when you only remember it by afterburner2004-12-16 06:05:00
    Try three days in a row. by themadkansan2004-12-16 08:41:48
  I did the same today... (n/t) by phezult2004-12-16 05:53:18
  One certified UFie. by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 05:45:33
    or certainly certifiable? (n/t) by voxwoman2004-12-16 05:54:13
  Well that is what is normal by Spisefisken2004-12-16 05:40:33
    You calling me weird? by oot2004-12-16 05:54:02
      I think it has something to do with carotene... (n/t) by kelli2172004-12-16 06:55:33
        But why do they contain so much? (n/t) by oot2004-12-16 08:05:49
          Reply because they're carrots... (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2004-12-16 08:18:41
  happens... by saminz2004-12-16 05:37:31
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
I'm starting to really really hate palms... by random_c2004-12-16 05:11:39
  For Palm100 and Win200Pro by scissors2004-12-16 06:40:13
  Could be a hardware problem by vectorz2004-12-16 06:39:07
    That adapter is ancient history... by Cural2004-12-16 07:21:25
  Got the lastest Palm Desktop? by microchip2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The thing is USB... by random_c2004-12-16 12:26:51
    Not serial... by Cural2004-12-16 07:13:23
    Good Point... by red_wolf2004-12-16 06:04:17
  Whatever it's worth... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 05:19:21
<Moderated> by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 05:11:10
  BZZZZT!!!! WRONG!!!!! by dodrian2004-12-16 12:51:31
  Moderated for bad intentions... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 05:11:34
    Well, color me confused. (n/t) by arktus2004-12-16 07:38:22
      ;) by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 08:07:05
Well I did it.... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 05:02:20
  Congrats. (n/t) by ErniePi2004-12-16 06:38:03
PAIN!!! by adiplomat2004-12-16 04:24:44
  More pain... by richlondoner2004-12-16 06:26:36
  You're too old to be schlepping heavy stuff. by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 06:17:56
  {{{adiplomat}}} (n/t) by oot2004-12-16 05:37:40
  Understand the pain man... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 04:47:21
  {{{adiplomat}}} by chaotic2004-12-16 04:33:41
Excel VBA please? by Lis772004-12-16 04:14:39
Gmail post by gmailthread2006-11-19 12:55:59
PRINCE 2 - Thoughts? by defiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
*feels panic rising* by red_wolf2004-12-16 03:41:48
  UF is a webpage by suzisuzisuzi2004-12-16 06:56:15
    I was actually wondering that myself... by red_wolf2004-12-16 15:54:13
  this is a source of useful information by chaotic2004-12-16 04:36:22
    I couldn't agree more... by red_wolf2004-12-16 05:57:44
  London has loads of internet cafes by Treehugger2004-12-16 03:45:12
    *relaxes* by red_wolf2004-12-16 03:58:48
That wasn't too distressing by Treehugger2004-12-16 03:28:24
  {{{Treehugger}}} by JerseyGirl2004-12-16 05:55:18
    I'm moving out myself on saturday by Treehugger2004-12-16 05:58:13
  *comforts* by syren2004-12-16 03:46:51
    I'm being brave by Treehugger2004-12-16 03:51:55
      No. It's not easy losing a part of daily life. by syren2004-12-16 03:53:38
        We're planning drinkies and LOTR by Treehugger2004-12-16 03:57:29
        seconded. by saminz2004-12-16 03:55:39
Request for hugs, good thoughts, prayers, etc. by Electric Storm2004-12-16 03:27:33
  {{{Electric Storm}}} by Spud312004-12-16 09:11:09
  Nope. by krikkert2004-12-16 03:30:56
  Nah - she's not having it today by Treehugger2004-12-16 03:28:56
    Oh, ok, sorry. by Electric Storm2004-12-16 03:31:59
Ze time to worry iz NOW by stacato2004-12-16 03:10:17
  zeh lotus notes iz zeh ivil!!!! by ParityBit2004-12-16 03:39:10
MMMMMMMMmmmm!!! Yummy food to go to w**k for! by Electric Storm2004-12-16 03:01:31
  mash with whisky? by miss_ada2004-12-16 03:11:42
    Not quite sure.... by Electric Storm2004-12-16 03:17:28
      tell me after you've eaten it, will ya? by miss_ada2004-12-16 03:21:01
Hey, Noos! by Esteis2004-12-16 02:57:01
Mac OS X Question by red_wolf2004-12-16 02:43:59
  Just throw it away... by mlopes2004-12-16 02:58:35
    All fair enough, but... by red_wolf2004-12-16 03:05:19
  Uninstall procedure on a Mac is very simple by VCA2004-12-16 02:50:52
    Alright... by red_wolf2006-11-19 12:55:59
      He does have a point. (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-16 03:03:54
  I normally just chuck it in the bin... by dodrian2004-12-16 02:50:47
It's here! NY Times ad for Firefox: by moixa2006-11-19 12:55:59
Alright, y'all now have the opertunity to convince by dodrian2004-12-16 02:26:42
  Haven't used it, but I've heard NetBeans is decent (n/t) by romandas2004-12-16 07:09:24
  JEdit by orionrobots2004-12-16 06:33:10
  IDE is old-tech by Havoc2004-12-16 05:16:10
    *groan* (n/t) by microchip2004-12-16 05:23:08
For all those sadists who willingly wanted to.. by krikkert2004-12-16 02:22:32
  Freaky....I can actually read a lot of it... (n/t) by kyrasantae2004-12-16 10:59:29
  google translator says by PsychoI3oy2004-12-16 06:16:32
  Cute story, but I think I missed some of the point by jayfarm2004-12-16 06:04:51
  cute :-) by chaotic2004-12-16 03:28:13
  ahh... cute .... by miss_ada2004-12-16 02:40:15
    Yeah. by krikkert2004-12-16 02:46:18
  Very cute story. by saminz2004-12-16 02:28:24
    I'm satisfied. by krikkert2004-12-16 02:29:48
      Well done! by red_wolf2004-12-16 02:48:27
      Congratulations! by diGriz2004-12-16 02:45:49
New diary by Esteis2004-12-16 02:22:04
  Now if you'd do a posting... by diGriz2004-12-16 02:24:37
    Ah.... by Esteis2004-12-16 02:29:09
  That would be missus, not laddo by Treehugger2004-12-16 02:23:27
    thanks! by saminz2004-12-16 03:49:40
      You never know! by Treehugger2004-12-16 03:50:56
        Excuse me?! by saminz2004-12-16 03:54:18
          Nah - but your medical notes are quite descriptive by Treehugger2004-12-16 03:56:32
            have have been sitting quietly by saminz2004-12-16 04:13:53
    s/laddo/missus by Esteis2004-12-16 02:26:11
      Omnicode in diaries frequently offers a clue by Treehugger2004-12-16 02:27:40
        Arn't trees both male and female ? by Cokish2004-12-16 03:31:09
          Females usually hug trees... by diGriz2004-12-16 06:57:24
            heh! Or shoot things nailed to them. (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-16 11:16:01
          You can get single gender species by Treehugger2004-12-16 03:31:59
Yaaay! (repost). by waveydavey2004-12-16 02:16:56
  good news indeed by flatlander2004-12-16 07:59:17
    Hey, you! by saminz2004-12-17 05:29:22
  Yay!!! :-) {{{flatlander}}} (n/t) by oot2004-12-16 05:51:49
  Good news!! by saminz2004-12-16 02:19:26
Okay.. off to the gym in about 20 mins by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:50:43
I hate Sid Meier by Control2004-12-16 01:35:23
  Don't go. The drones need you; They look up to you by romandas2004-12-16 07:07:33
  Maxis also have a lot to answer for by orionrobots2004-12-16 06:36:39
  Trade Galleons ? BAH !!! I HUNT TREASURE GALLEONS by stacato2004-12-16 01:44:35
    Btw, the dancing is quite easy, if.... by Control2004-12-16 02:31:49
      i gots the shoes and the boots by stacato2004-12-16 02:58:01
    Let's see by Control2004-12-16 02:22:04
      dahamn by stacato2004-12-16 02:56:40
        If they hate you enough by Control2004-12-16 03:24:15
          sure bout that ? by stacato2004-12-16 03:51:19
            Time is also a factor by Control2004-12-16 03:59:15
              wow. i divided twice till now by stacato2004-12-16 04:51:08
    Me by MikeCDN2004-12-16 01:51:22
  Interustink.... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:40:41
  Heheheh.. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:38:08
    Thanks, that answers a question for me. by run.dll2004-12-16 02:51:11
      Stay away from Civ, stay far away by Control2004-12-16 03:26:50
        I left ALL computer games at home... by esbita2004-12-16 12:48:45
    Sounds about right by Control2004-12-16 02:23:54
      Colonization *sigh* by Gak2004-12-16 03:03:06
        Get it here by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Colonization by MikeCDN2004-12-16 09:26:27
            Agreed... by esbita2004-12-16 12:46:53
              Civ has lost its charm some by MikeCDN2004-12-16 13:12:32
                I should've gotten Pirates... by esbita2004-12-16 13:28:35
                  If you need a Game addiction by MikeCDN2004-12-16 13:46:08
                    "play with me on it" said Mousie to Kitty...:+) (n (n/t) by adiplomat2004-12-16 18:00:55
Board stats: 200th post of the day.. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:34:36
  50 to 204 by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:36:49
    *Cheers mekkanik mike on!* by Esteis2004-12-16 01:39:41
      yeah right... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:41:48
Gothika (spoiler warning!!!) by richlondoner2004-12-16 01:27:57
  U.S. Law states by FenderSRV22004-12-16 11:12:54
  Because it's a Hollywood production. :p by Illiad2004-12-16 01:30:07
    Really, I thought it was a good movie by MikeCDN2004-12-16 01:54:28
      Here's an article that may interest you by altordwm2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Been on the trails for a bit... by richlondoner2004-12-16 07:40:20
*hands Illiad the missing "to"* by purplepineapple2004-12-16 01:15:57
  Nobody knows what you're talking about. by Illiad2004-12-16 01:19:44
    I d... *moderator mode enabled* by Arachnid2004-12-16 01:35:14
      Sure it was an implant??? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:38:32
        Technically you COULD complain by scissors2004-12-16 02:27:48
        Implant? I have no idea what you're talking about by Arachnid2004-12-16 01:53:38
    Two corrections in one day? by ideur2004-12-16 01:26:50
      What was the other one? (n/t) by shorty822004-12-16 01:27:19
        First frame CLAUSE >CLAUS (n/t) by ideur2004-12-16 01:30:33
    Don't worry purplepineapple... by MikeCDN2004-12-16 01:21:33
      I also have copies ... by ideur2004-12-16 01:36:54
      You mean Kickstart, right? by krikkert2004-12-16 01:23:03
        Wait a minnit... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:27:39
          He goes by many names. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:28:53
            Ooooog.... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:32:46
      Send it to me please? by shorty822004-12-16 01:23:00
    Unless he did one of his by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:21:17
  Where does that go... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:17:31
    <Deleted><Deleted>2004-12-16 05:53:30
      Moderated: double post (n/t) by purplepineapple2004-12-16 05:53:57
    Last panel (n/t) by romandas2004-12-16 01:18:16
      The last panel looks fine to me! (n/t) by MaW2004-12-16 01:19:57
      Stupid old Netscape browser :P by romandas2004-12-16 01:19:30
Wow, its 1AM I think I'm addicted to WoW by MikeCDN2004-12-16 01:14:01
  What server? (n/t) by Arachnid2004-12-16 01:36:06
    Uh... by MikeCDN2004-12-16 01:41:53
  *Hammers nail through MikeCDN's cable* by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:15:40
    *Gets his cell phone* by MikeCDN2004-12-16 01:19:06
      *sets up cellphone scrambler near Mike* (n/t) by shorty822004-12-16 01:25:03
        *Gets crossover cable* by MikeCDN2004-12-16 01:43:28
          Sets of a mini EMP.... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:47:27
            Hmm work should be safe by MikeCDN2004-12-16 01:52:30
Illiways, the Café at the end of the UFieverse by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *huggles krikkert* by esbita2004-12-16 07:58:36
  * leaves some melatonian on counter * by Electric Storm2004-12-16 03:08:56
    A melatonian! by saminz2004-12-16 04:41:50
      Oh, behave</austin powers> by afterburner2004-12-16 06:09:36
        Yep - terribly busy :-)! by saminz2004-12-16 06:40:23
          *waves back* by afterburner2004-12-16 11:19:13
        {{{afterburner}}} by Treehugger2004-12-16 06:19:52
          {{{treehugger}}} by afterburner2004-12-16 06:23:39
            Not too bad by Treehugger2004-12-16 06:32:44
              Sure, tea would be nice by afterburner2004-12-16 07:58:59
                Thanks for the kind words by Treehugger2004-12-16 08:24:33
                  My pleasure by afterburner2004-12-16 11:10:21
  Goood morning! by miss_ada2004-12-16 01:16:42
    {{{miss_ada}}} by chaotic2004-12-16 02:07:14
      thanks, only one ... by miss_ada2004-12-16 02:47:24
        it ain't that bad getting them cut out. by chaotic2004-12-16 03:36:09
    Awww.. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:20:04
      congrats!! by miss_ada2004-12-16 01:23:01
        I have to transcribe it. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:24:45
          you can still grow out of it :)) by miss_ada2004-12-16 01:54:53
            Hopefully, I won't have the teeth problems at all. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:56:46
              depends on your hunger for fame. by miss_ada2004-12-16 02:01:37
                I'm a selfish bastard alright. by krikkert2004-12-16 02:27:02
  Good morning by noos2004-12-16 01:15:45
    Many people break things by krikkert2004-12-16 01:18:33
      Oh, that's oke by noos2004-12-16 01:44:17
        That's the problem. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:45:25
          And if they do it will take a very long time by noos2004-12-16 02:21:50
  What's BAS? by Esteis2004-12-16 01:08:52
    Well.. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:15:42
      *takes a sip* by Esteis2004-12-16 01:20:46
        *takes your abandoned cup* by esbita2004-12-16 08:35:32
        Oh. Sorry. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:22:28
          *takes the left one* by Esteis2004-12-16 01:33:36
            *nods* by krikkert2004-12-16 01:35:08
              Didn't catch that, sorry. by Esteis2004-12-16 01:37:27
                The right one. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:39:01
                  Hey by noos2004-12-16 02:48:21
                  *sighs with relief* by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Shhhh! by krikkert2004-12-16 01:47:10
                      *looks shiftily left, right, and behind* by Esteis2004-12-16 01:54:01
                        A wise move. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:57:36
        Wuss. by Treehugger2004-12-16 01:22:11
          Smooth... by Esteis2004-12-16 01:31:50
          Wait.. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:25:09
            No! not in anyway whatsoever is this chest hairy by Treehugger2004-12-16 01:40:56
              You drink BAS. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:41:42
                I've drunk BAS for so long it doesn't by Treehugger2004-12-16 01:44:49
                  You know, by krikkert2004-12-16 01:46:06
                    Plus I am genetically unique by Treehugger2004-12-16 01:47:31
                      Okay, okay.. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:51:21
    it iz ze following by stacato2004-12-16 01:11:20
      vat have ve here zen... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:12:43
        keeping vell az iz ze possible by stacato2004-12-16 01:15:46
          yep... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:29:50
            ze little vun ? by stacato2004-12-16 03:00:21
    Some version of coffee I suppose... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:10:57
  Morning :) by syren2004-12-16 01:07:51
    Morning quad! by Treehugger2004-12-16 01:19:26
      Hey hey! by syren2004-12-16 01:23:05
        I'm getting by, getting by by Treehugger2004-12-16 01:41:30
          Not bad thanks. by syren2004-12-16 01:52:31
            Forget housework! by Treehugger2004-12-16 01:57:05
              No, but the pile by syren2004-12-16 01:58:26
                That is a good point by Treehugger2004-12-16 02:01:50
                  No - And landlords are a pain for doing that by syren2004-12-16 02:06:31
    Not onnastick? by krikkert2004-12-16 01:14:09
      I can have it onnastick. by syren2004-12-16 01:19:19
        Oh no, not at all. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:25:40
          *tea drips off end of toast* by syren2004-12-16 01:35:26
            *snaps* by krikkert2004-12-16 01:39:37
              Thanks muchly. by syren2004-12-16 01:48:10
                You get appointed. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:55:45
                  *waits patiently* by syren2004-12-16 01:58:56
                    *reminds Syren that she is already a dread queen* by Treehugger2004-12-16 02:02:55
                      I completely forgot. by syren2004-12-16 02:07:59
                        Yes. You are both dismissed. by krikkert2004-12-16 02:19:32
                          Yes, but this is a dread mistress by syren2004-12-16 02:28:41
                            Go ahead. by krikkert2004-12-16 02:31:42
                          How about two pointy sticks? by Treehugger2004-12-16 02:25:59
                            Go ahead. by krikkert2004-12-16 02:28:55
                              *snaps her fingers and turns car into a horse* by syren2004-12-16 02:32:08
                                *snaps fingers* by krikkert2004-12-16 02:34:12
                                *stick turns back to poking krikkert* by syren2004-12-16 02:35:27
                                That's not harder than fooling the stick. (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-16 02:37:52
                                You go girl! by Treehugger2004-12-16 02:37:31
                                *prods krikkert from the other side* by Treehugger2004-12-16 02:33:42
                                Nice. by syren2004-12-16 02:34:05
                                Yeah! by Treehugger2004-12-16 02:36:15
                                *sigh* It came to this, did it.. by krikkert2004-12-16 02:38:46
                                You're terrifying. by syren2004-12-16 02:40:43
                                *disappears* (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-16 02:45:04
                                Bless. {{{invisible krikkert}}} by Treehugger2004-12-16 03:30:40
                                *looks around warily* by syren2004-12-16 02:47:05
                                Hello by noos2004-12-16 02:53:01
                                A visible male. by syren2004-12-16 02:55:16
                                Well I'm a visible male by noos2004-12-16 02:57:12
                                The café is closed. by krikkert2004-12-16 02:59:05
                                but but but ... by noos2004-12-16 03:11:59
                                *serves BAS from private stash* by syren2004-12-16 03:17:24
                                *drinks BAS* by noos2004-12-16 03:24:31
                                *refills* by syren2004-12-16 03:27:53
                                Well it is now by noos2004-12-16 07:01:31
                                Pouting doesn't suit you love. (n/t) by syren2004-12-16 03:00:20
                                This has got to be uncomfortable. by syren2004-12-16 02:38:14
                                As I said, you could try. by krikkert2004-12-16 02:35:16
                    Waiting for something? by krikkert2004-12-16 02:00:09
  Goooooood Morning Ufie World! by Treehugger2004-12-16 01:05:51
    How about BAS onnastick? ;-) by krikkert2004-12-16 01:07:07
      Thank you so much! by Treehugger2004-12-16 01:18:53
        And now, for the surprise.. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:26:41
          I like it! by Treehugger2004-12-16 01:43:02
            Oh, 'twas nothing.. by krikkert2004-12-16 01:48:00
  Coffee Syrup please... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:04:24
    *serves BAS onnastick* by krikkert2004-12-16 01:06:32
      HEY! I want royalties! (n/t) by Jeff_UK2004-12-16 04:11:22
        I am sure you can get some... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 04:50:05
      gul eyuff by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:08:35
I just spat water all over my desk by Control2004-12-16 00:53:53
  That's where 3 of my favorite VERY FYOS safe by ChuckAB2004-12-16 05:03:56
  Söiniggel ;-)! by saminz2004-12-16 00:58:03
    Laß mich raten: by murphy2004-12-16 01:02:28
      So in etwa. by saminz2004-12-16 01:30:26
        Saminz, Saminz... by diGriz2004-12-16 01:36:23
          Noch... by saminz2004-12-16 01:39:47
            *crosses fingers* by chaotic2004-12-16 01:49:11
              Danke, by saminz2004-12-16 01:50:48
                schade ;-) by chaotic2004-12-16 01:55:10
                  Tja, suit yourself! by saminz2004-12-16 02:12:58
            *daumen drück* by diGriz2004-12-16 01:43:50
              *schickt Gelassenheit und Nervenverstärker rüber* by chaotic2004-12-16 01:52:49
                Vielen Dank... by diGriz2004-12-16 02:07:09
                  ganz gut, danke by chaotic2004-12-16 02:14:13
              {{{diGriz}}} by saminz2004-12-16 01:49:35
        Ich wüßte nicht by murphy2004-12-16 01:33:00
      mussu scho richtig schreiben by stacato2004-12-16 01:03:38
        Deutsch ist bereits schwierig genug zu verstehen.. by Esteis2004-12-16 01:16:04
          OI! by saminz2004-12-16 01:32:09
            Entschuldigung. by Esteis2004-12-16 01:55:34
              No problem! by saminz2004-12-16 02:15:55
                correction of the correction by stacato2004-12-16 03:01:23
                  Ok, auch das... by saminz2004-12-16 03:47:33
                    interesse in was ? by stacato2004-12-16 03:53:01
                      Alles klar, buddy. by saminz2004-12-16 04:15:09
                        sehr gut. Generation PISA grüßt Euch :) by stacato2004-12-16 04:53:42
                spell-checker in action *grins* by chaotic2004-12-16 02:20:10
                  Anytime ;-)! by saminz2004-12-16 02:21:13
                    Dank je wel! by Esteis2004-12-16 02:24:20
              Ehm... by Esteis2004-12-16 02:03:17
                Blot niet haasten! by diGriz2004-12-16 02:19:56
                Bot niet haasten! by diGriz2004-12-16 02:19:50
                  Gee! by diGriz2004-12-16 02:20:16
                    Hehehe - QED :-)! by saminz2004-12-16 02:22:24
                      Pfft! by diGriz2004-12-16 02:27:02
                        *grins* (n/t) by saminz2004-12-16 03:50:42
  eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww......... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:55:38
    Carbonated water, and I am married (n/t) by Control2004-12-16 01:00:41
      If you get into trouble... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:02:13
Cheap Efficient 4-Port Router? by Ubergeek22004-12-16 00:43:36
  Whatever Cisc-- Linksys thing you can find. by Val_Parthen2004-12-16 01:14:14
    I'll second Linksys by defiler2004-12-16 01:16:50
  D-link has a wap by Astro-g2004-12-16 00:55:50
    d-link router hang-up somtimes by tommy2004-12-16 01:08:40
      so do some netgear, but not all do by stacato2004-12-16 01:13:55
        what about lancom? by tommy2004-12-16 01:51:56
          always check for firmware updates by stacato2004-12-16 05:40:05
Heeeyyyyy Illiad! by mekkanik_mike2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Santa is a Pagan archetype by voxwoman2004-12-16 05:40:44
  You are very prolific today mike. by syren2004-12-16 00:44:03
    Count page - he wins! by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Awwww... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 08:46:49
    just getting back to my old self... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:50:38
      Good skills. by syren2004-12-16 00:56:27
        Nothing else to do... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:58:35
          Bummer. by syren2004-12-16 01:20:09
            *sniff* by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:28:38
              *comforts* by syren2004-12-16 01:39:17
                'ope so... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:42:58
  I see no inconsistency. by shorty822004-12-16 00:43:19
    Gr.... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:48:32
      Yule be surprised. (n/t) by kelli2172004-12-16 07:18:45
      His parents doesn't have to be pagan. (n/t) by delcted2004-12-16 00:49:36
        My parents weren't Pagan so we celebrated by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 06:10:56
    And Santa is an elf by TheGM2004-12-16 00:48:09
      I always thought he was ... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:49:14
        Saint Niclaus was. by delcted2004-12-16 00:51:38
          *NOT* the 25th, dude. by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Can we assume... by TheGM2004-12-16 01:58:26
          The "fat man" part comes from the old German by ErniePi2004-12-16 00:58:45
            IMHO there is no "Väterchen Frost" in germany by tommy2004-12-16 01:44:14
              yes, I believe so too. by Sojawurst2004-12-16 04:08:19
            Urban Legend by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Specifically this part: by shorty822004-12-16 01:20:55
                The only reason your post beat mine by MikeCDN2004-12-16 01:23:13
                  I looked after posting because by shorty822004-12-16 01:26:33
                    Ahh, I was looking at it earlier today by MikeCDN2004-12-16 01:45:21
            Wrong. Coke popularized the image of Santa by shorty822004-12-16 01:15:37
          I thought his day was the 8th dec by Treehugger2004-12-16 00:56:44
            The sixth in my calendar. by delcted2004-12-16 01:00:25
              *bewildered* by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:03:40
My fountain pen fell... by Esteis2004-12-16 00:33:11
  You can usually get them by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:34:13
    That's good news! by Esteis2004-12-16 00:39:00
      Back here in india... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:42:10
        Front here in the Netherlands... by Esteis2004-12-16 00:52:49
          *bows* by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:54:22
Assuming I am Santa Claus for a minute... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:29:11
  How about by doctoo2004-12-16 13:26:18
  Garage door opener (n/t) by TrogL2004-12-16 08:07:09
  I'm know I'm getting all I wanted... by P.Buttercup2004-12-16 05:03:37
    lovely... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 08:08:14
  Time! by murphy2004-12-16 00:59:56
    Mmmmm by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:14:32
  Origami paper... by Esteis2004-12-16 00:49:16
    On the third one.. by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:07:32
      Dates... by Esteis2004-12-16 01:27:33
        how about talking to her about starting by voxwoman2004-12-16 06:21:41
  Lessee... by Ubergeek22004-12-16 00:46:39
    would a by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:56:19
  Led - torch by Astro-g2004-12-16 00:31:44
    I can try to help you with the last one though... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:35:19
      Was about to say by Astro-g2004-12-16 00:37:38
        S'ok i understand.. by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:38:42
OK, so how do I install this shell script I wrote? by dodrian2004-12-16 00:28:08
  So, how about you sign up for ... by tskelton2004-12-16 19:28:59
  Add the alias by Astro-g2004-12-16 00:34:16
    .profile? .bashrc? by dodrian2004-12-16 00:38:10
      Unless MAC is by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:43:09
        My flat mate has a powermac by Astro-g2004-12-16 02:43:54
          Most Linux-es (and anything else using bash)... by tskelton2004-12-16 19:27:48
  sure.. by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:31:38
    Uhh, where would I find the login path? by dodrian2004-12-16 00:33:45
  I forgot to mention: by dodrian2004-12-16 00:31:24
    Sheeesh... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:32:38
      :-D (n/t) by dodrian2004-12-16 00:34:12
Lots of naughty... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:21:59
Attn: Any UFies who have signed up at R4L... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:17:19
QOTD! by Kickstart2004-12-16 00:12:01
  Amistad by mvasquez2004-12-16 19:17:12
  I Heard the Owl Call My Name. (n/t) by PathOGene2004-12-16 12:29:42
  It's Alive by Kickstart2004-12-16 10:31:25
  The Amityville Horror gave me nightmares for years by farfalla2004-12-16 09:35:17
    I want to borrow it :) by Kickstart2004-12-16 10:32:37
      Ooh! Lovely! by farfalla2004-12-16 10:45:37
  The Passion by Spud312004-12-16 09:13:59
    Meh. I wasn't impressed. by SuaveRedSalami2004-12-16 12:10:51
  Movies that have made me... by sstacks2004-12-16 06:54:37
  The Maxx by SuaveRedSalami2004-12-16 06:36:52
  "War of the Worlds" scared the crap out of me by NOLAWitch2004-12-16 06:15:06
  Fantasia by voxwoman2004-12-16 05:44:45
  It's a toss up between; by hieraco2004-12-16 05:21:46
  Anything by David Lynch (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-16 05:08:46
    I hate David Lynch. by SuaveRedSalami2004-12-16 06:33:43
      They are disturbing, that's for sure. (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-16 07:37:20
        Not disturbing, nonsensical. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-12-16 12:07:12
  Memento by Spisefisken2004-12-16 03:20:55
  Over the years? Disney's "Fantasia" by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I haven't watched it in a long time by voxwoman2004-12-16 05:49:53
  Jonh Cassavetes, Faces (n/t) by saminz2004-12-16 01:48:15
  Dead Poets Society by daswife2004-12-16 01:36:44
  Tough one. Possibly "Lola Rennt" by MaW2004-12-16 01:22:53
    That is indeed very cool. (n/t) by Treehugger2004-12-16 02:28:45
  Mini-series by Illiad2004-12-16 01:21:16
    I'll second that by voxwoman2004-12-16 05:57:26
  That would have to be "Ghost". by Voltigeur2004-12-16 01:20:16
    Hey!! by saminz2004-12-16 01:36:48
      Seconded! (n/t) by syren2004-12-16 02:13:50
        *whispers* psst! Girls! by Voltigeur2004-12-16 03:03:24
          Bah. Trust the english... by saminz2004-12-16 04:17:56
            ... by Voltigeur2006-11-19 12:55:59
              WHAT indeed... by saminz2004-12-16 14:24:06
            Trust the English? Perfidious Albion? by adiplomat2004-12-16 04:31:59
              *puzzled* by saminz2004-12-16 04:45:20
                Not English, just an amateur historian. by adiplomat2004-12-16 11:24:25
  Some. by murphy2004-12-16 01:18:32
  2001 (n/t) by Control2004-12-16 01:08:47
    ??? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:12:00
  depends how we define impact..... by ParityBit2004-12-16 00:48:09
    how about... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:09:32
  Mr. Saturday Night (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-12-16 00:47:21
  definitely 'hate' by JoshuaB2004-12-16 00:43:30
  Clockwork Orange by zelda2004-12-16 00:31:18
    Kubrick can certainly mind-frell a person by voxwoman2004-12-16 07:45:17
      I think it was partly by zelda2004-12-16 09:08:29
  Spirited Away... by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
    like any Film by Hayao Miyazaki by ParityBit2004-12-16 00:50:48
      Same... by Yavine2004-12-16 15:32:35
      I want to have seen more of his films already. (n/ (n/t) by Esteis2004-12-16 01:06:54
    What's it about? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:37:33
      take a look here by ParityBit2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Brother Sun, Sister Moon. by dodrian2004-12-16 00:24:31
    of what? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:26:10
      I dunno. by dodrian2004-12-16 00:29:54
        Psychology kind? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:33:14
          Umm, I guess. by dodrian2004-12-16 00:42:50
  Wayne's World by skippy-ish_guy2004-12-16 00:22:09
    Cant say it affected me a lot... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:27:19
  someone threw a copy of batman at me by Astro-g2004-12-16 00:18:39
    how about DVD's? by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:19:47
      no by Astro-g2004-12-16 00:28:45
        I think I know just the place... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:36:33
          When should we send by Astro-g2004-12-16 00:44:38
            Anytime after by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:52:34
  Battlefield Earth. by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:18:39
  I don't think I've ever been hit by one. (n/t) by Khaar2004-12-16 00:14:03
    lets see now... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:20:46
      VHS? What's that? (n/t) by Khaar2004-12-16 02:02:04
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-12-16 00:10:01
  Fengly by thephilosifer2004-12-16 06:52:03
    Wargotang by gibuu2004-12-16 14:35:56
      Asily by Jaz2004-12-16 16:45:58
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-12-16 08:53:03
    Moderated: double post by Nea2004-12-16 08:53:24
      sorry by thephilosifer2004-12-16 16:28:34
  Mumberponk by Astro-g2004-12-16 00:26:56
What is the Firefox extension that allows you to by shorty822004-12-16 00:09:54
  Is there an extension to by tommy2004-12-16 01:54:47
  and a cookie management extension by swisscheese2004-12-16 01:35:06
    Built into 1.0. by shorty822004-12-16 01:38:10
      yep, thats true. by swisscheese2004-12-16 01:49:31
        Why? Whenever a page tries to set a cookie by shorty822004-12-16 01:50:51
          most of the time it's a pain, except when I'd like by swisscheese2004-12-16 02:02:18
  and one that will remember what tabs you had by swisscheese2004-12-16 01:29:10
    There is one. Not sure what it's called though. by shorty822004-12-16 01:31:37
      Session Saver by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
        For: Firefox ≤ 0.8, by swisscheese2004-12-16 01:40:06
          Here's one that works with 0.7 - 1.0. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
            hmmmm..... Thanks! (n/t) by swisscheese2004-12-16 01:50:56
              NP. by shorty822004-12-16 01:51:47
                Ahh! I've been relying on ... by swisscheese2004-12-16 02:11:21
  I know at least two extensions... by Offliner2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I just had hell removing TBE from here. by shorty822004-12-16 00:40:56
      Damn it! I had hoped that when Firefox recreated by shorty822004-12-16 00:47:58
  0.9.8? by Arivia2004-12-16 00:21:45
    I thought it was 0.9.8 I had before. by shorty822004-12-16 00:35:05
  I'm still waiting for the by skippy-ish_guy2004-12-16 00:18:20
    I liked Minesweeper for 0.7 or so -- then I found by bwkaz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    cardgames.mozdev.org by Arivia2004-12-16 00:21:33
    I'm still waiting for FireSomething... (n/t) by saxguy022004-12-16 00:20:55
      www.extensionsmirror.nl by Offliner2004-12-16 00:42:18
*waits patiently for QOTD* by dodrian2004-12-16 00:09:29
  *sighs relief* by dodrian2004-12-16 00:13:10
Translations by Nea2004-12-16 00:01:01
  French / Français by saber2004-12-16 01:00:56
    French/Français by Yavine2004-12-16 14:52:55
      pas de soucis ^^ by saber2004-12-18 04:36:14
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-12-16 00:26:23
  Nederlands by Esteis2004-12-16 00:20:32
    sinterklaas by Lenale2004-12-16 01:02:20
      De kerstman, bedoel ik. Bah. (n/t) by esteis2004-12-16 10:24:10
      Sinterklaas... by diGriz2004-12-16 01:06:29
  German / Deutsch (top post) by diGriz2004-12-16 00:08:39
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2004-12-16 03:49:25
    by Farmer by Farmer2004-12-16 00:47:06
    Swabian / Schwäbisch by Doe2004-12-16 00:38:35
    by tommy by tommy2004-12-16 00:27:28
      Na und? by diGriz2004-12-16 01:01:18
        Bei mir by tommy2004-12-16 02:00:38
          Wer will das schon? by diGriz2004-12-16 02:21:59
    by diGriz by diGriz2004-12-16 00:09:17
      Oh, NOW I see it... by Esteis2004-12-16 00:22:49
        Erm... no by diGriz2004-12-16 00:25:06
          Oh, sorry. by Esteis2004-12-16 00:37:38
            Apologizing? by diGriz2004-12-16 00:59:42
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-12-16 00:00:31
  Seoul, South Korea by Illiad2004-12-16 00:09:46
    Heck... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 00:25:42
      The P-38 Lightning by romandas2004-12-16 01:12:13
        Spitfire Mark IV by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:19:54
          Next Q? (n/t) by Illiad2004-12-16 01:28:20
            Whoopsy.... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:31:36
              That would have been the... by Voltigeur2004-12-16 02:06:13
                That plane was called... by Rochelais2004-12-16 02:57:57
                  That would be the Lufthansa... by mekkanik_mike2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    JP-7 by voxwoman2004-12-16 06:18:05
                      PDP-7, then PDP-9, then PDP-11. by kelli2172004-12-16 07:43:17
                        Wrong. Sorry by voxwoman2004-12-16 08:28:52
                          No, they didn't. by kelli2172004-12-16 10:49:07
                            Here's a link. by kelli2172006-11-19 12:55:59
                              Good to see... by equality725212004-12-16 11:32:20
                          New Question... I believe due to time out... by gundam_rx78nt12004-12-16 09:54:11
                            Kelli21 was actually correct. by voxwoman2004-12-16 13:30:18
                              217! argh (n/t) by voxwoman2004-12-16 13:30:45
                            Counting the zeroth? by equality725212004-12-16 11:27:44
                              The Clarke's 3 laws are... by gundam_rx78nt12004-12-16 12:09:03
                                Depends who you ask. by kelli2172004-12-16 13:34:52
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wonder what rent he's paying... by mekkanik_mike2004-12-16 01:39:59
  Itookturnsplayingwithalltheelves (n/t) by ideur2004-12-16 00:01:27
    Link Blue in IE (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-16 00:02:10

 

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