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Cartoon for Dec 11, 2004
Strip for Dec 11, 2004
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Groceries ala Star Trek. by hadji2004-12-11 22:27:59
  Greebax, you did not reset by thewrongcrowd2004-12-11 22:34:28
    Shut it down for the last time! (n/t) by vetitice2004-12-11 23:15:26
  )t/n( ?taht tuoba lausunu os s'tahW by whybird2004-12-11 22:34:12
Query by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 22:09:50
  same reason salespeople talk up certain features by niwikki2004-12-11 22:14:28
I think my cat is part Maine Coon.... by OnDemand2004-12-11 22:08:18
  hmm wouldn't she be more one if she dove in the by celticess2004-12-11 22:22:07
    You not from New England are you.... by OnDemand2004-12-11 22:25:16
      I'm canadian so nope :) by celticess2004-12-12 00:05:36
        RE:Maine Coons by John Zebedee2004-12-13 07:41:04
          M is for Maine by slashzero2004-12-13 11:26:29
      blasted laziness by OnDemand2004-12-11 22:27:35
        "Blasted laziness"? Laziness is something _you_ by shorty822004-12-11 22:43:23
  either part Maine Coon by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 22:10:20
Y'know... by SnappingTurtle2004-12-11 21:59:02
  agreed. by niwikki2004-12-11 22:08:30
ATTN: oot... by OnDemand2004-12-11 21:20:35
What Are You Doing Thread: Special Edition by SnappingTurtle2004-12-11 21:08:57
  Study, work, play & fixing HP All-N1 that blew ink by inittab2004-12-11 23:50:40
  Running a pron job. by vetitice2004-12-11 23:19:41
    What is a pron job? by ToLazyToThink2004-12-12 00:01:27
  Well, since I'm stuck without my family anyway... by whybird2004-12-11 22:37:19
  Studying for exams :-( (n/t) by Feng_li2004-12-11 21:52:35
  Preparing to program myself to dream about by kahuana2004-12-11 21:40:47
  But this is weekendish. by Giranan2004-12-11 21:39:49
  The Bailey's is opened. by thewrongcrowd2004-12-11 21:34:22
  I'm having a break by dab2004-12-11 21:23:36
  Digesting ramen. by cgmeister2004-12-11 21:22:44
  Todays schedule.... by OnDemand2004-12-11 21:21:33
    uh oh before shorty82 gets mad... by OnDemand2004-12-11 21:24:10
      Thank you. by shorty822004-12-11 21:46:13
        *snort* by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 22:05:40
          Did I say that? No I didn't. by shorty822004-12-11 22:41:46
  Swiping a meme from Ashyraine by celticess2004-12-11 21:20:19
  Doing laundry at 6am... ;) by Scirocco2004-12-11 21:19:01
  What Am I Doing? by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 21:14:26
    How dare you compute... by SnappingTurtle2004-12-11 21:16:43
      Kitty is happy now. by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 22:01:31
    Must have 'attachment' issues :-) (n/t) by kahuana2004-12-11 21:16:41
  COFFEE!!! by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 21:13:00
I'm bored with food by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 20:55:26
  I'm sure you can find something interesting by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well if you live in the Midwest... by OnDemand2004-12-11 22:03:33
    Local fast food options by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 22:07:02
      To bad... by OnDemand2004-12-11 22:21:48
  "I don't like food anymore".... by OnDemand2004-12-11 21:25:32
    Not true. by thewrongcrowd2004-12-11 21:36:13
      What's zaftig? (n/t) by shorty822004-12-11 22:04:21
        Definition of zaftig by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 22:08:00
          He he he. by thewrongcrowd2004-12-11 22:19:44
  Frittata by Feng_li2004-12-11 21:13:00
    might work (n/t) by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 21:13:36
  Well, being that I live in New Orleans, by lab rat2004-12-11 21:10:15
  Fettucine alfredo. by Arivia2004-12-11 21:08:20
    *breaks into song* (n/t) by maximumbob2004-12-11 21:09:51
  One word. by maximumbob2004-12-11 20:58:19
    What is THAT? (n/t) by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 21:00:46
      *recoils in horror* by maximumbob2006-11-19 12:55:59
        The closest one is 148 miles away by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 21:11:32
          Can't go tommorow either... by OnDemand2004-12-11 21:27:01
    s/and/as (n/t) by maximumbob2004-12-11 20:58:34
*bangs head against desk* by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 20:50:10
  Here's some backbone. :-) by thewrongcrowd2004-12-11 21:42:40
    *nods* by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 22:02:58
  Well, he clearly didn't want to go to that party. by kahuana2004-12-11 21:33:31
    My apartment's doormat reads by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 22:04:45
  {{{bastetsmuse}}} by dab2004-12-11 21:13:10
Noo! Firefox is... by maximumbob2004-12-11 20:39:04
ATTN: Kickstart by hadji2004-12-11 20:38:48
  Checked and responded! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-12-11 20:46:41
    Back at ya! (n/t) by hadji2004-12-11 22:03:15
Wheeeee by Llyr2004-12-11 20:38:22
  And I by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 20:51:39
    {{{bastetsmuse}}} (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-11 20:54:40
      Thanks, honey. I needed that. (n/t) by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 20:55:58
ARRRG! (trying to install Flash on Opera - Linux) by swisscheese2004-12-11 20:29:30
  MacroMedia : Macromedia :: Photoshop : PhotoShop ( (n/t) by maximumbob2004-12-11 20:40:26
Fixing spaghetti code by SnappingTurtle2004-12-11 20:23:00
  *sprinkles gotos and longjumps* by williamashbless2004-12-11 20:37:59
    Excuse me but.... by OnDemand2004-12-11 20:56:57
    *Picks out a couple of ants and a cricket.* by hadji2004-12-11 20:40:50
      *pfft* by Llyr2004-12-11 20:55:15
Hmmm.... by Kickstart2004-12-11 20:05:21
  My chilled coffee is pretty potent by SnappingTurtle2004-12-11 20:07:15
    Found it! by Kickstart2004-12-11 20:10:06
      Aw, heck by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 20:56:53
      Or for a slightly more tame version by hyzenthlay2006-11-19 12:55:59
HDD question: by cybergeek2004-12-11 20:04:53
  Western Digital HDDs, Seagate HDDs .... by OnDemand2004-12-11 20:41:29
  I have two of them. The only proble i have with by ideur2004-12-11 20:36:26
    Seagate > WD (n/t) by maximumbob2004-12-11 20:44:47
The Jackson 5/The Jacksons.... by OnDemand2004-12-11 20:03:33
  It's the money, honey. by bastetsmuse2004-12-11 20:46:14
Goodbye (kinda') by Egaeus2004-12-11 19:36:40
  Have a good holiday! (n/t) by Nea2004-12-11 20:34:31
ZORCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by joecrouse2004-12-11 18:52:21
  Whoa, impromptu indoor fireworks. by LionsPhil2004-12-11 19:09:23
    I was in the middle of a farking OS install. by joecrouse2004-12-11 19:29:33
      The computer saved itself from a fate worse than by shorty822004-12-11 19:46:02
        unfortuantely every copy of every operating system by joecrouse2004-12-11 20:19:44
          Linux! :-) (n/t) by shorty822004-12-11 20:34:12
          /U/ (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-11 20:20:32
*fweeeeee* *WHOOSH!* *SPLORT!* by DaNutBall2004-12-11 18:12:51
  Hey! Watch where you're aiming that! (n/t) by esbita2004-12-11 19:12:50
  Check the server logs for that one.. by krikkert2004-12-11 18:15:31
TTGTBT by McGowan2004-12-11 18:10:07
The white spaces in this post by Kickstart2004-12-11 17:51:48
  Easy dude! That stuff'll kill you! by kahuana2004-12-11 21:15:12
  Picks up the white spaces and by joecrouse2004-12-11 20:23:50
  Puts a straw in my nose snorts up the anthrax by joecrouse2004-12-11 20:22:22
  mmmm....*hack* *hack* (n/t) by PsiXi2004-12-11 19:19:11
  You can't fill "space". by LionsPhil2004-12-11 18:31:13
    Hah! We just have copies of the post. by tnglives2004-12-11 18:39:37
  I'll take it! by Arivia2004-12-11 17:55:31
    Or, for that matter, by LionsPhil2004-12-11 18:32:47
      Snowboarding space ninjas!* by raptor_872004-12-11 18:40:30
  There are no white spaces. by McGowan2004-12-11 17:52:30
Stupid POS van! by shorty822004-12-11 17:49:08
  Dies on hills? Up/Down both by Havoc2004-12-11 22:43:35
    Doesn't die on hills , just stalls out when I try by shorty822004-12-11 22:46:03
      It doesn't stutter at all, just dies out. by shorty822004-12-11 22:47:43
        stuff/stuff, (n/t) by shorty822004-12-11 22:48:05
  Could be a few things. by joecrouse2004-12-11 18:58:55
    Thanks. I'll check that tomorrow. by shorty822004-12-11 19:04:46
      I got a good excuse, just got zapped by dying PSU/ (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-11 19:33:42
  Old or new? by McGowan2004-12-11 18:04:48
    Well used 1995. by shorty822004-12-11 18:23:22
  first thing to check.... by dals_rule2004-12-11 18:00:54
    Don't think it's the battery. by shorty822004-12-11 18:19:26
JavaScript Help Please!!! by alewsey2004-12-11 17:48:38
  oops, its easy! by alewsey2004-12-11 18:19:15
  Your awake at 2am? Fool! by McGowan2004-12-11 17:50:35
    any ideas on the iFrames??? (n/t) by alewsey2004-12-11 17:51:45
      Not really right now. by McGowan2004-12-11 17:54:56
<RANT>Me angry, boss bad person. by McGowan2004-12-11 17:27:38
  Oh and one other thing by McGowan2004-12-11 17:41:16
  On the plus side, you didn't have to touch VB! (n/ (n/t) by Arachnid2004-12-11 17:29:57
    Yes but tis due in on monday by McGowan2004-12-11 17:32:02
      VB by alewsey2004-12-11 17:54:17
        I have my words complete but no website by McGowan2004-12-11 17:57:30
          I might by alewsey2004-12-11 17:58:35
            At 2am? Good luck! (n/t) by McGowan2004-12-11 18:01:13
              No, i was thinking more along the lines of monday! (n/t) by alewsey2004-12-11 18:02:29
                :-) by McGowan2004-12-11 18:07:33
      so's mine, and its not finnished either! (n/t) by alewsey2004-12-11 17:49:52
Problems viewing DVD by oot2004-12-11 17:18:22
  libdvdcss is your friend (n/t) by ideur2004-12-11 20:42:08
  Nevermind, got it working by oot2004-12-11 17:56:29
  It's not a stupid question. by hadji2004-12-11 17:56:29
    Thanks by oot2004-12-11 17:59:03
      Cool. :-) by hadji2004-12-11 18:10:33
  get decss, I think by Astro-g2004-12-11 17:47:45
    Thank you (n/t) by oot2004-12-11 17:59:16
HL2 DM has gotten MUCH better. :-D by Ravenlock2004-12-11 16:46:14
  ripping toilets of walls by Astro-g2004-12-11 17:07:14
ATTN: Illiad by hadji2004-12-11 16:26:46
  *applauds* (n/t) by IByte2004-12-11 16:57:03
    *Bows* (n/t) by hadji2004-12-11 17:03:37
Any mtg players around that play online? by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's been a while, by equality725212004-12-11 17:03:13
    There are a few but how we play varies by Celticess2004-12-11 17:12:33
      I havn't played in too long... by McGowan2004-12-11 17:34:10
Estoy aqui en Cancun! by retiqlum22004-12-11 15:58:54
  Estoy aqui quierendote by Lis772004-12-11 16:31:33
    No comprender. (n/t) by hadji2004-12-11 16:33:49
Java and blocking sockets by dennismv2004-12-11 15:38:18
  IIRC, not really. by LionsPhil2004-12-11 18:09:51
    I need to do an algorithm where by dennismv2004-12-12 01:21:01
  Only if you set a timeout. by MrTrick2004-12-11 15:53:54
    but I don't want it to block .. (n/t) by dennismv2004-12-11 16:38:47
Stupid Photoshop question. by vetitice2004-12-11 15:24:14
  Paint Shop Pro 5. by LionsPhil2004-12-11 18:33:48
    I just downloaded it the other day. by Avium2004-12-11 21:44:47
  Well, by dals_rule2004-12-11 18:12:49
  I paid for it by phezult2004-12-11 18:01:19
  try here for some windows freeware by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hmm by Celticess2004-12-11 16:31:05
  Thanks All. by vetitice2004-12-11 16:16:34
    Btw if you want some links/info by Celticess2004-12-11 16:36:46
  Well, WinGIMP can be just as good and it's free by Freakazoid2004-12-11 16:07:36
  Jen and I use Gimp by Kickstart2004-12-11 16:07:19
    I like it better than photoshop by Celticess2004-12-11 16:55:19
  I use Photoshop CS. by nin_man2004-12-11 16:03:15
    You can download a trial version by Celticess2004-12-11 16:51:40
  Other then what has already been said, by Scirocco2004-12-11 15:51:33
  Most people? They use a cracked version. by Arman X2004-12-11 15:36:34
  I've got Elements. by hadji2004-12-11 15:32:47
  Most people use p2p, and get the full versions. by MrTrick2004-12-11 15:29:50
    I doubt that "most" do. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-11 18:34:04
Keep it away, keep it away, keep it away now! (n/t by Llyr2004-12-11 15:03:18
  Er? Give it away, give it away, give it away now! (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-11 15:04:07
    If it's coming from you I think I'll go with by funky_monkey2004-12-11 16:18:25
Happy birthday nightwind :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-12-11 14:57:41
  Happy Birthday Nightwind!! by niwikki2004-12-11 22:15:32
  {{{Nightwind}}} by Reddy2004-12-11 19:29:56
  Happy birthday! :) (n/t) by Michiel2004-12-11 16:22:45
  Happy birthday! by Bellator2004-12-11 16:21:42
  Happy birfday! by krikkert2004-12-11 15:13:39
Tired, tired, tired. Got rid of lots of stuff in by NOLAWitch2004-12-11 14:41:17
  Setin' Sail with Captin Morgan... by inittab2004-12-11 19:59:17
So, I'm programming an RPG in C++. by Michiel2004-12-11 14:05:28
  I created a TLP in my diary about this game. by Michiel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Think generically... by firehawk2006-11-19 12:23:33
    Very helpful. Thanks. by Michiel2004-12-11 15:52:53
    Stupid clicky! by firehawk2006-11-19 12:23:33
  There is no "unlimited" language... by Hessofanes2004-12-11 15:00:39
    Yup. That's what I thought... by Michiel2004-12-11 15:09:37
      That's a boring time... by Hessofanes2004-12-11 15:55:26
  why does this sound familliar? (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-12-11 14:42:54
    I see. Bringer of Light. by Michiel2004-12-11 14:52:14
      not the one that handles that particular part by DaNutBall2004-12-11 15:47:34
  Hmm, are you using structs? by dodrian2004-12-11 14:13:11
    Well, not structs, but classes. Almost the same. by Michiel2004-12-11 14:18:20
      I think you might have by Astro-g2004-12-11 14:32:36
        Consider by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Hm.. Looks good. by Michiel2004-12-11 14:44:58
            After reading through the manual, by Michiel2004-12-11 15:24:05
IE question by quickbeam2004-12-11 13:58:29
  When the specific entry is highlighted in the by shorty822004-12-11 17:52:09
  You can set specific fields... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well... by Didactylos2004-12-11 14:16:47
  Not that I know of in IE by PsychoI3oy2004-12-11 14:11:27
Windows Eggs Pee by hadji2004-12-11 13:50:33
  Got it working! by hadji2004-12-11 17:49:39
  And it still didn't solve my root prolem. *sigh* (n/t) by hadji2004-12-11 14:15:04
    Care to share? (n/t) by Didactylos2004-12-11 14:18:37
      Sure, but I don't know how common this is. by hadji2004-12-11 14:22:08
        Sometimes they are, sometimes they aren't. by Didactylos2004-12-11 14:24:13
          I guess in this case it wasn't. by hadji2004-12-11 14:25:33
            Nope, Office (XP) service packs aren't cumulative. by bwkaz2004-12-11 16:34:09
            Well, got all the patches installed by hadji2004-12-11 14:38:48
  Completed successfully. Thanks for the feedback. (n/t) by hadji2004-12-11 14:05:58
  Many times. by Didactylos2004-12-11 13:59:01
    No, it looks like one or more of the services by hadji2004-12-11 14:01:33
  Most common fix used by tech support by McGowan2004-12-11 13:52:19
    Looks like it's working now. by hadji2004-12-11 14:00:09
    I thought the most common fix... by Liava2004-12-11 13:54:33
      Do you know how long it takes to do a fresh by McGowan2004-12-11 13:59:00
ATTN: History geeks by alphascorpii2004-12-11 13:33:38
  I recommend looking in a scholarly reference book by Dazed2004-12-11 14:17:20
    Or how about this one: by Dazed2004-12-11 14:20:15
  Soldiers or sailors? by Illiad2004-12-11 13:36:19
    well ... by alphascorpii2004-12-11 13:40:16
      I dont know if is the right era by McGowan2004-12-11 13:48:49
        at least it's a cool story ;) (n/t) by alphascorpii2004-12-11 13:54:56
          Unless it happens to you! by McGowan2004-12-11 14:03:23
            mmmh by alphascorpii2004-12-11 14:08:46
              Why not. Remember Joanne d'Arc, and by jedidiahstott2004-12-11 14:33:47
                well, they sure where tough ... by alphascorpii2004-12-11 14:50:28
                  I'm guessing if they dropped a penny in your drink by McGowan2004-12-11 17:16:54
                    Had to be a shilling actually. Ernest money by jedidiahstott2004-12-11 17:42:50
                      the king's shilling... ( How's my Google-Fu? ) by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      tbh I didn't know much about it. by McGowan2004-12-11 17:45:50
      English soldiers: 16th c. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Hm. To some extent soldiers and sailors were by jedidiahstott2004-12-11 14:17:54
        and the soldiers ... by alphascorpii2004-12-11 13:53:16
          The Spanish and English forces were different by jedidiahstott2004-12-11 14:29:51
So I got dumped... by random_c2004-12-11 13:23:33
  Polyamoury isn't for everyone... by Illiad2004-12-11 15:22:32
    Well it wasn't jealousy... by random_c2004-12-11 15:42:37
  Your other should by Celticess2004-12-11 14:17:31
    Well he's coming down after chrimble... by random_c2004-12-11 14:43:31
      Whats chrimble? by Celticess2004-12-11 15:16:55
        At a guess, another slang term for "Christmas". by LionsPhil2004-12-11 18:36:06
  Emotions are a weird thing. by McGowan2004-12-11 13:46:22
    That is *so* not the point! by random_c2004-12-11 14:03:12
      See, this is the thing... by McNutcase2004-12-11 14:09:31
        I didn't. by random_c2004-12-11 14:12:34
          That is NOT what I meant, and you know it. by McNutcase2004-12-11 14:22:56
          {{{Random_c}}}} by Celticess2004-12-11 14:22:06
            I guess that's it... by random_c2004-12-11 14:41:49
              Why is he having so many hours? by Celticess2004-12-11 15:01:14
                Nope. It's the CSA. by random_c2004-12-11 15:45:23
                  Ahh ok that makes sense by Celticess2004-12-11 17:20:46
      I know it isn't by McGowan2004-12-11 14:05:42
monitor manufacturer question: by cybergeek2004-12-11 12:51:57
  philips or viewsonic by Astro-g2004-12-11 14:42:45
  I've got a 14" LCD I'm happy with... by random_c2004-12-11 13:26:29
  Stupid Monitors by SnappingTurtle2004-12-11 13:16:58
  Strong Iiyama fan here. by Yaeger2004-12-11 13:15:24
  I've owned an iiyama for going on 4.5 years by PsychoI3oy2004-12-11 13:14:18
  The cheapest ones usually make the loudest... by kahuana2004-12-11 12:59:10
  Speeking for myself by jiteo2004-12-11 12:55:03
So, UFies... Best MMORPG? (Quickly, I need to shop by adiplomat2004-12-11 12:38:17
  City of Heroes (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-11 22:47:37
  Impossible question. by Ravenlock2004-12-11 16:49:29
  World of Warcraft is good by Eric3_141592004-12-11 13:29:37
    It is good by tumppu2004-12-11 19:32:47
    World of Warcraft by Burper532004-12-11 13:41:39
  Christmas present... (n/t) by adiplomat2004-12-11 12:45:25
    Aww, heck. by LionsPhil2004-12-11 13:35:14
    Lineage 2 is quite good. by Glum_Reaper2004-12-11 13:24:01
      Your kidding right by MikeCDN2004-12-11 13:26:04
  If you don't have anything particular in mind by Arcanum2004-12-11 12:43:53
  Don't wait for my input. by LionsPhil2004-12-11 12:41:42
  I've heard great things about World of Warcraft by PsychoI3oy2004-12-11 12:40:01
  IRC. by McNutcase2004-12-11 12:39:02
Attn FireballMatt (& other firearm novices) by PsychoI3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I give it 3 stars by DesertRat662004-12-11 13:45:21
    Haven't gotten there yet by PsychoI3oy2004-12-11 13:50:13
      I wouldn't take one by DesertRat662004-12-11 13:55:28
        Cool, that's what I figured by PsychoI3oy2004-12-11 13:57:52
  ^D by McNutcase2004-12-11 12:37:35
    I got there from the wikipedia article on muzzle by PsychoI3oy2004-12-11 12:39:08
Funnies..... by Electric Storm2004-12-11 12:31:45
  Only for the stupid by redfishbluefish2004-12-11 17:14:55
    When you argue with an idiot by McGowan2004-12-11 17:21:34
      I'm with you, I just wasn't clear by redfishbluefish2004-12-11 17:26:28
        Ahhh.. by McGowan2004-12-11 17:38:54
  And you don't HAVE to swear on a bible by SnappingTurtle2004-12-11 13:16:12
  I can't stand that lie by SnappingTurtle2004-12-11 12:55:33
    We read the Bible in literature class in hs. by lucidpsyche2004-12-11 14:54:06
  I though they were funny... by jiteo2004-12-11 12:40:54
  Now look, for goodness sake, by LionsPhil2004-12-11 12:35:06
    Well excuse me!!! From the inbox by Electric Storm2004-12-11 12:46:54
So I'm watching Blade (the first one) by hadji2004-12-11 12:19:47
  It's Blade. Stop thinking. by LionsPhil2004-12-11 12:22:19
    But that's the point. I didn't even have to think by hadji2004-12-11 12:26:39
Does anyone know of a way to make a Windows PC AP? by cmantito2004-12-11 11:55:27
  replace ICS by Astro-g2004-12-11 15:18:46
    do what with the pc card and local interfaces? (n (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-12-11 17:22:05
  "bridge" by benjy2004-12-11 12:02:08
    Bridge the Linksys & the G card? Will that hurt by cmantito2004-12-11 12:04:58
      Sorry by benjy2004-12-11 12:23:12
ATTN: LionsPhil by McNutcase2004-12-11 11:40:19
Wee, next August might be going to by JerseyGirl2004-12-11 10:41:31
  It's a fun city. by AndyA2004-12-11 11:09:32
    vegas has by laserman2004-12-11 11:17:51
      I missed that. by AndyA2004-12-11 11:59:53
EGADS THE FORMATTING!!!!!! by PsychoI3oy2004-12-11 10:41:26
  Hrmm by jiteo2004-12-11 12:59:40
    heh, I didn't even read it by PsychoI3oy2004-12-11 13:46:35
      Gasp! You don't read your spam!? (n/t) by jiteo2004-12-11 13:52:41
  Now I know why punctuation is so important :P (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-12-11 11:04:14
  She's a doctor in training, what did you expect? by rook_mtl2004-12-11 10:51:53
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
*Sneaks out of Spud31's closet* by da-gimp2004-12-11 10:18:36
  I could've told you that. by krikkert2004-12-11 10:22:07
    {{{Krikkert}}} & {{{Spud31}}} by Reddy2004-12-11 12:07:40
    Wow, you were in there TOO? by da-gimp2004-12-11 10:26:47
      Which cave did you crawl out from? by krikkert2004-12-11 10:29:25
        I won't answer that one. (n/t) by da-gimp2004-12-11 10:34:47
          Yeah, really we don't want to totally spoil your by Spud312004-12-11 10:35:48
            Can't be that many caves in Spud's house.. by krikkert2004-12-11 10:42:13
              *munches on halo* by Spud312004-12-11 10:45:29
                We can agree it to be more than 1 cave by da-gimp2004-12-11 10:49:35
                  Yep. by krikkert2004-12-11 10:57:32
                    But.... by javaqueen2004-12-11 10:59:11
                      She's going to do that anyways. by krikkert2004-12-11 11:11:14
                        I think he already knows. (n/t). by javaqueen2004-12-11 11:15:07
                          I think he's already been tied up. (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-11 11:39:50
                            Probably. by javaqueen2004-12-11 11:53:09
                              So much is obvious. by krikkert2004-12-11 11:59:39
                                I'll pass on seeing those. by javaqueen2004-12-11 12:08:06
                                Well, the 'rest of the day' by krikkert2004-12-11 12:32:25
                                Agreed.... by javaqueen2004-12-11 12:53:32
                                I think I'll move the satellites a little. by krikkert2004-12-11 13:17:43
                                Oh, I'll be plenty busy tonight. >;-) (n/t) by Spud312004-12-11 15:02:32
                                Who needs a satelite feed? by da-gimp2004-12-11 15:12:27
                                Of course not. by krikkert2004-12-11 15:17:14
                                Please tell me the satellite was censored just now by da-gimp2004-12-11 19:50:11
                                Censored? by krikkert2004-12-11 20:41:21
                  Push the bookshelf and it slides open..... (n/t) by PsiXi2004-12-11 10:52:02
Trouble with file upload and Debain by TTL2004-12-11 10:13:34
*stabs Roy Wood* by LionsPhil2004-12-11 10:06:16
  *wallops LionsPhil in the head with a cluex4* by McNutcase2004-12-11 10:17:07
    Fire in the hole! by LionsPhil2004-12-11 10:46:32
  *adds a few more stabs* by McNutcase2004-12-11 10:14:24
    *rams Biorifle in McNut's ear* by LionsPhil2004-12-11 10:45:59
      There's no such THING as a good Christmas song. (n (n/t) by McNutcase2004-12-11 11:21:54
        *jams a humbug in McNut's other ear* by LionsPhil2004-12-11 11:27:17
      Whoohoo! Shakin' Stevens! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-11 10:53:51
        TMF have good taste. by LionsPhil2004-12-11 12:14:40
Ok with whats happening up there by laserman2004-12-11 10:02:20
Old photo caption or photoshop! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Stupid palefaces... by tskelton2004-12-11 14:55:32
  "Stupid Paleface." by Feng_li2004-12-11 12:21:41
  Caption: by McNutcase2004-12-11 11:21:12
  Caption by PsiXi2004-12-11 10:38:41
WOOO- HOOOo! 100 days! by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *claps* by nedludd2004-12-11 09:05:33
    Residential wiring? by thread_killer2004-12-11 11:12:27
      Both almost no CPU usage ? by aix tom2004-12-11 11:23:16
        Please note by dotCOMmie2004-12-11 11:49:53
Picture Puzzle! by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Beautiful, by tskelton2004-12-11 14:49:13
    NICE! (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-11 19:04:08
  wow, i thought v12's were huge by PsychoI3oy2004-12-11 09:16:14
    The Cadillac Sixteen. by McNutcase2004-12-11 09:18:47
      You should clarify that a bit better. by AndyA2004-12-11 09:55:21
        ... ... MS have broken HYPHENS? (n/t) by McNutcase2004-12-11 10:02:24
          What on earth by Didactylos2004-12-11 10:50:21
            Allow me to point out... by McNutcase2004-12-11 11:14:46
              Aw boo-hoo. by Didactylos2004-12-11 11:29:23
                Actually, the CORRECT way to get correct quotes by LionsPhil2004-12-11 11:32:18
                  Because ARS doesn't allow it? (n/t) by Arachnid2004-12-11 22:17:06
                If you're going to drink the kool-aid... by McNutcase2004-12-11 11:30:49
              Allow *me* to point out by LionsPhil2004-12-11 11:26:27
                Just ARS, I'm afraid. by Didactylos2004-12-11 11:32:28
                  Wrong. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-11 11:33:18
                    Because? by Didactylos2004-12-11 11:35:56
                      No, that appears to be your vocation. by LionsPhil2004-12-11 11:39:20
                        Explained? by Didactylos2004-12-11 11:43:58
                          MODS! by LionsPhil2004-12-11 12:07:15
                            Calm down, both of you by Arachnid2004-12-11 14:43:31
                              Nice. by LionsPhil2004-12-11 18:06:17
                                Hold on there by Arachnid2004-12-11 22:07:46
                            Oh, grow up. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-12-11 14:43:02
                              Feck off. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-11 18:03:43
                                Stop it, now. by Arachnid2004-12-11 22:09:17
                            Personal... by Didactylos2004-12-11 12:29:05
                              Would you two mind? by krikkert2004-12-11 12:31:25
                Test your browser sanity here: by LionsPhil2004-12-11 11:30:38
                  IE6 works fine. (n/t) by Didactylos2004-12-11 11:33:35
                    Comedian. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-12-11 11:34:10
                      Teh FUNNY. by Didactylos2004-12-11 11:38:02
                        Took 'em long enough, didn't it? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-11 11:38:23
                          TBH, I can't remember by Didactylos2004-12-11 11:40:48
                            There was something before IE4? by ToLazyToThink2004-12-11 12:46:02
                  FireFox deals with them fine. by McNutcase2004-12-11 11:31:53
                    Copy-paste. by LionsPhil2004-12-11 11:33:06
                      Testing, then... by Didactylos2004-12-11 12:36:50
                        What I see: by Da_Pineapple2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          Identical. (n/t) by Didactylos2004-12-11 12:57:30
                        More... by Didactylos2004-12-11 12:40:39
                          And more... by Didactylos2004-12-11 12:43:21
                            Which, once again, by LionsPhil2004-12-11 12:45:03
                              No, you claimed by Didactylos2004-12-11 12:50:11
                            Well, that satisfies me. by Didactylos2004-12-11 12:44:33
                        And, 'lo, ARS did exactly what I said it does! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-11 12:37:40
                          To say that your analysis by Didactylos2004-12-11 12:55:44
Things You Don't Want To Hear God Say. by krikkert2004-12-11 08:23:18
  "You DO realize that the Jehovah's Witnesses by Havoc2004-12-11 22:56:28
  "You're banned". ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-11 18:38:19
  What's that smell? Is something burning? (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-12-11 16:28:41
  Ah, well, I'll try again later to see if I can ... by tskelton2004-12-11 14:47:37
    Oh, and Pete, by murphy2004-12-11 14:50:02
  "You won't be doing THAT again for a few lifetimes by NOLAWitch2004-12-11 14:45:06
  "CTRL", check, ......"ALT", check, ...... (n/t) by run.dll2004-12-11 14:18:56
  "Dangit, WHY won't they WooHoo?" (n/t) by McNutcase2004-12-11 14:05:52
  "Well I thought I'd have some fun by Celticess2004-12-11 14:01:28
  "You're my little torture toy." by DaNutBall2004-12-11 13:59:39
  Why by murphy2004-12-11 13:55:11
    Shiva again: by murphy2004-12-11 14:48:40
  What, you mean I left the world on all this time? (n/t) by TheGM2004-12-11 13:37:51
  "Of course this popery thing by murphy2004-12-11 12:48:58
  "Hmmmm... Supposed to end it in fire, eh?" (n/t) by adiplomat2004-12-11 12:47:37
  "A Darwin Award, for me?!" (n/t) by jiteo2004-12-11 12:28:34
  I don't know you (n/t) by Reddy2004-12-11 12:23:19
  "Of COURSE I know what I'm doing." (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-11 11:20:47
  "Hey, watch this!" by Arcanum2004-12-11 11:02:05
  "I wonder if 43 will work better..." (n/t) by PsiXi2004-12-11 10:43:50
  "Oops, I think that was Canada..." (n/t) by jiteo2004-12-11 09:56:02
  Who's the best Christian, you ask? by Egaeus2004-12-11 09:42:12
  Gesundheit! (n/t) by kahuana2004-12-11 09:01:24
  "You're not supposed to be here!" by Bellator2004-12-11 08:58:38
    Ouch, I like the second one by McGowan2004-12-11 09:09:07
  I didn't know I ate any corn!!! (n/t) by DesertRat662004-12-11 08:47:56
  What do you mean "Fatal error"? (n/t) by McGowan2004-12-11 08:43:00
  "Oops." (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-11 08:36:42
  "OK, try that again from the top... by abb3w2004-12-11 08:29:59
  Ok, kids, you f****d up, by saminz2004-12-11 08:25:04
  "Well, I wasn't expecting THAT..." (n/t) by McNutcase2004-12-11 08:24:57
attn: DR66 by fireballmatt2004-12-11 06:54:21
  Wow! You got a Humpback!!! by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    wow! thanks for the info :) by fireballmatt2004-12-11 11:47:51
      I don't think so by DesertRat662004-12-11 13:52:45
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
I need a new keyboard by purplepineapple2004-12-11 05:12:41
  I got a Cherry G80-3000 by murphy2004-12-11 13:04:10
  Keytronic by floyd lloyd2004-12-11 06:46:06
  I picked up a decent Cherry 6105 keyboard by wheresthefish2004-12-11 06:17:49
  I've got by Pic2004-12-11 05:59:00
    Yay!!!11 I'm not the only one!! (n/t) by purplepineapple2004-12-11 06:41:20
  Try one of the old IBM keyboards... by darkphoenix2004-12-11 05:25:17
    You're looking for an IBM model M. by nedludd2004-12-11 08:12:02
Steff's face on porn. Eeeeeewwwww!!!! (n/t) by DShade2004-12-11 04:32:33
  That's what Miranda is seeing. (n/t) by DShade2004-12-11 04:36:29
Question on terrorism. by McGowan2004-12-11 04:21:21
  What has Paul Gasgoine got to do with it? (n/t) by redfishbluefish2004-12-11 17:17:35
  It does not fix anything... by chrdop2004-12-11 07:36:19
    the only good point by Astro-g2004-12-11 14:51:16
  Not really... by Ashmodai2004-12-11 04:40:56
    See that was kind of my view by McGowan2004-12-11 05:05:37
      Read your history... by carthax2004-12-11 06:42:29
        Not once did I say by McGowan2004-12-11 07:52:14
          I apologize... That was not directed at you, and i by carthax2004-12-11 11:46:18
            Accepted :-) (n/t) by McGowan2004-12-11 13:42:51
Gmail post by gmailthread2006-11-19 12:55:59
O ye of little faith, _I_ believe in A.J. by run.dll2004-12-11 03:24:38
  Faith nothing... by Quanqued2004-12-11 04:15:35
I had a little dreidel... by compubmw2004-12-11 02:55:43
  OK, every body sing!!! by lab rat2004-12-11 08:58:32
  You made it out of hey? by SnappingTurtle2004-12-11 07:17:24
  happy hanukah(sp?)?????? by Astro-g2004-12-11 03:54:37
    yes, yes it is by compubmw2004-12-11 04:00:52
      I gotta buncha dreidels by SnappingTurtle2004-12-11 07:18:03
      And people actually dare claiming... by Ashmodai2004-12-11 04:30:43
Attn Spud31.... STL Ufie meet by Electric Storm2004-12-11 01:57:12
  Union Station would be good. by Spud312004-12-11 06:00:01
I wanna take a derivative by dennismv2004-12-11 01:28:27
  Take the derivative of... by Liava2004-12-11 01:33:45
    yikes! I like a good challenge by dennismv2004-12-11 01:47:55
      Wait. Wouldn't it just be by Eric3_141592004-12-11 07:14:35
        MIT as a high school ? by dennismv2004-12-11 11:43:45
        No, the power is a variable here... by bobmon2006-11-19 12:55:59
      there is no known closed solution :) (n/t) by ylm632004-12-11 02:31:32
        wasn't it a closed solution ? by dennismv2004-12-11 02:42:13
          That is a closed solution by Liava2004-12-11 13:08:45
      No problem. by Liava2004-12-11 01:53:05
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
Well I'm off to my sleeeeeeeeeep by Spudd862004-12-11 01:07:24
What am I doing up this early? by McNutcase2004-12-11 01:02:35
  What am I doing up this late? by run.dll2004-12-11 03:06:59
  Playing worms? :) by celticess2004-12-11 01:05:54
    No... I WOKE up this early! (n/t) by McNutcase2004-12-11 01:20:16
      Thats just wrong! by McGowan2004-12-11 02:39:50
        Early rise the sun by Quanqued2004-12-11 04:20:14
One Jew, one opinion. by retiqlum22004-12-11 00:32:11
  Have a nice trip by diGriz2004-12-11 00:53:14
    45 minutes now. Thanks diGriz. by retiqlum22004-12-11 02:17:10
the learning process by dennismv2004-12-11 00:28:32
  I'd say 2 reasons by McGowan2004-12-11 02:47:57
  Because reading != learning. by neksys2004-12-11 01:50:14
  In some schools you are allowed reference books by delcted2004-12-11 00:46:18
  If you extend your principle indefinitely... by williamashbless2004-12-11 00:44:20
    Well, I agree wholeheartedly by Liava2004-12-11 00:50:59
It was nice knowing ya AJ! :D (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-12-11 00:11:55
  So did he resist or not? :) by romandas2004-12-11 02:13:13
    Based on her reaction, by nagromo2004-12-11 08:06:56
      Nahh... by abb3w2004-12-11 08:36:42
        No, but Pearl might ;-) (n/t) by SparcMan2004-12-12 09:41:06
  On an unrealted note: by Spudd862004-12-11 00:42:37
    M1 Garand has an 8-shot clip... by McNutcase2004-12-11 01:04:48
      I'm sure It's a 10 shot clip.... by Spudd862004-12-11 01:11:59
        And I'm going to bed, so I proably won't see by Spudd862004-12-11 01:13:12
      I believe it's ETPro... by Peregrine2004-12-11 01:11:22
        Yes! I didn't write it for the ETPro mod (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-12-11 12:44:59
        that would explain it (n/t) by Spudd862004-12-11 01:14:06
          Yup that's it, I went to host game to try it by Spudd862004-12-11 01:16:46
  oh my by dennismv2004-12-11 00:15:49
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-12-11 00:10:02
Translations by Nea2004-12-11 00:01:01
  French/Français by saber2004-12-11 02:37:35
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-12-11 00:50:00
  German / Deutsch (top post) by diGriz2004-12-11 00:11:46
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2004-12-11 05:34:01
    Yoda (Versuch) by diGriz2004-12-11 01:07:33
      ähm by hmeng2004-12-11 02:56:58
        Tja by diGriz2004-12-11 03:03:53
          Re: Tja by hmeng2004-12-11 03:07:13
            Re: Re: tja by hmeng2004-12-11 03:08:03
    by UnFair by UnFair2004-12-11 00:32:38
    by diGriz by diGriz2004-12-11 00:14:08
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2004-12-11 00:00:40
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  mayhem (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-11 22:57:06
  whynotbird (n/t) by whybird2004-12-11 22:48:04
  Yavin (n/t) by Hoth2004-12-11 20:17:20
  Berenice (n/t) by Egaeus2004-12-11 19:32:41
  Techi870 by TechisSO2004-12-11 18:56:16
  $Bird_of_prey by raptor_872004-12-11 17:41:16
  TheNPC (n/t) by TheGM2004-12-11 13:41:35
  Aattache? (n/t) by adiplomat2004-12-11 12:49:41
  Nerd (n/t) by archnerd2004-12-11 11:45:43
  Hmm... That's a hard one. ChuckCD? by ChuckAB2004-12-11 11:32:29
  My nephew Urn, or course. (n/t) by Didactylos2004-12-11 10:34:52
  crt2r by abb3w2004-12-11 08:31:14
  JustnTime. (n/t) by JustnCase2004-12-11 08:26:00
  Da_Coconut. by Da_Pineapple2004-12-11 07:45:12
  Daswife ;) by romandas2004-12-11 07:16:21
  Techi45 (n/t) by techi8702004-12-11 06:43:09
    Sidekick, not sidearm. (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-12-11 06:46:16
  Since they have both been called that: by saminz2004-12-11 06:32:02
  Milo, of course... (n/t) by binkley2004-12-11 06:19:23
  NOLAFamiliar. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-11 06:12:01
    What shape would that be? (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-11 06:13:25
      Either newt-shaped or cat-shaped. by NOLAWitch2004-12-11 06:14:47
        You rang, misstress by TheNewt2004-12-11 07:56:54
          Been naughty again? (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-11 08:01:16
            Oh, I always am... by TheNewt2004-12-11 08:06:18
              Maybe NOLA thought you'd be cuter as a newt. (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-11 08:07:50
                She turned me into a newt! by tskelton2004-12-11 17:44:38
        Vampire bat or ordinary bat? by krikkert2004-12-11 06:18:07
          Vampire bat, although a fruit bat would be more by NOLAWitch2004-12-11 06:22:30
            They're a bit bitey though... (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-12-11 06:23:26
  Tater Tot by Spud312004-12-11 06:00:47
    Not for long.. by krikkert2004-12-11 06:06:39
  Since my username is Sloth_guy by sloth_guy2004-12-11 05:57:05
  Delta. by krikkert2004-12-11 05:08:57
    It'd be easier if you were still Spudbait. by Spud312004-12-11 06:01:54
      Why would I want to be that? by krikkert2004-12-11 06:07:03
    Stumps. by wheresthefish2004-12-11 05:35:00
  easy ... Beta! by alphascorpii2004-12-11 04:50:55
  hehe by purplepineapple2004-12-11 04:18:59
  Mine would likely be called "Mute" or "Sub" by VCA2004-12-11 04:02:16
  mouth of sauron? (n/t) by maxor2004-12-11 03:50:26
  Arivia is the sidekick matching agency. by McGowan2004-12-11 03:04:22
    Heh. by Arivia2004-12-11 09:50:20
    Arivia is a he. (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-11 05:08:24
  Cant think of a good one for myself by Astro-g2004-12-11 02:45:00
    Hmmm, Astro was the name of the Jetsons' dog... by tskelton2004-12-11 17:41:18
  Hmm by Voltigeur2004-12-11 02:37:34
    What about Ohmigeur? (n/t) by McNutcase2004-12-11 02:44:00
  Do me, do me !! <hops up and down> by waveydavey2004-12-11 01:47:46
    Funny. That is what she said yesterday by Spisefisken2004-12-11 02:13:30
  Jen suggested Kickstand for me ;) (n/t) by Kickstart2004-12-11 01:19:23
    Shouldn't it be Ogri? :P (n/t) by Jeff_UK2004-12-11 04:13:32
  :) by celticess2004-12-11 01:10:06
    I think one of the Rohirrim is more in order for by Astro-g2004-12-11 02:37:23
  There's only one sidekick by diGriz2004-12-11 01:10:02
    you should ask if Angelina Jolie is avalable... (n (n/t) by Astro-g2004-12-11 01:55:59
      Erm... I don't think... by diGriz2004-12-11 01:58:59
        SO? by Astro-g2004-12-11 02:00:30
          Wish... erm... by diGriz2004-12-11 02:11:20
  I would say winamp... by llamatron2004-12-11 00:23:10
  Skidtfisken by Spisefisken2004-12-11 00:21:23
  I think it may violate FYOS rules... (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-12-11 00:12:19
    How about DaLeftNutBall? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-12-11 01:18:37
      Lickstart! by Arivia2004-12-11 01:20:34
  I think this would be more interesting if we by Liava2004-12-11 00:09:37
    ok, do the obvious.... (n/t) by TKirk2004-12-11 07:44:49
      Sure... by Liava2004-12-11 14:43:35
    Go on, then. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-12-11 02:07:31
      Hamburgler by DarthSane2004-12-11 05:25:46
    I could use a side kick... :D (n/t) by Scirocco2004-12-11 00:44:27
      Tsunami! by Arivia2004-12-11 01:11:43
        Nice... Thanks. :) by Scirocco2004-12-11 09:38:47
    Agreed. by Arivia2004-12-11 00:11:01
      I'm going to say Riviera for you by Liava2004-12-11 00:19:39
      ooh! ooh! by hadji2004-12-11 00:13:55
        Sidekick for hadji by Spisefisken2004-12-11 00:56:11
          You posted! by Arivia2004-12-11 01:03:13
        Alkara Najid. by Arivia2004-12-11 00:17:18
          :-D (n/t) by hadji2004-12-11 00:20:16
        uh.... (n/t) by niwikki2004-12-11 00:16:51
          You posted by Liava2004-12-11 00:21:00
  Johnny Quest. :-) (n/t) by hadji2004-12-11 00:05:29
  Why, "DerSpock" of course... (n/t) by DerSarek2004-12-11 00:05:25
    Very true. (n/t) by Spud312004-12-11 06:02:35
  Tweedle Dummer the Imaginary Friend (n/t) by hieraco2004-12-11 00:04:14
  Lunch by SnappingTurtle2004-12-11 00:02:10
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  passmethecarbidedrillingdreidel by llamatron2004-12-11 00:16:08
    woah, no one else has done that thing yet... by llamatron2004-12-11 00:21:19
      It's the weekend (n/t) by oot2004-12-11 00:26:51

 

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