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Cartoon for Dec 07, 2004
Strip for Dec 07, 2004
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What should every good kitchen have? by purplepineapple2004-12-08 00:51:29
  *mutters* by purplepineapple2004-12-08 00:51:55
Niwikki needs to study now. by niwikki2004-12-07 23:46:57
  LART! by retiqlum22004-12-07 23:52:35
Hardware failure question by Kickstart2004-12-07 23:16:00
  My first guess would be the motherboard. by retiqlum22004-12-07 23:23:35
  Could be either and it's impossible to tell by Liava2004-12-07 23:21:45
    Oh, just had another thought by Liava2004-12-07 23:25:57
      Seconded. by retiqlum22004-12-07 23:27:21
I hope teachers have big mail boxes by celticess2004-12-07 23:14:36
ATTN: tomcat6 by Liava2006-11-19 12:55:59
Request for help with arrivals at Heathrow... by McNutcase2004-12-07 22:52:46
Somebody brought up Kafka earlier. by retiqlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
Random TLP just because there hasn't been... by retiqlum22004-12-07 22:26:52
  *Sings Again* by lab rat2004-12-07 23:51:22
    Came a roar and a thunder man has never heard lik by delcted2004-12-08 00:00:23
    Sorry, I don't know that one. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-12-07 23:59:01
      Snoopy vs the Red Baron by lab rat2004-12-08 00:01:57
  *sings for retiglum2* by lab rat2004-12-07 23:29:04
    There are Hindus and Mormons and then... by retiqlum22004-12-07 23:32:51
      I'm a Roman Catholic and have been by lab rat2004-12-07 23:34:40
        And the one thing they say about Catholics is: by Celti2004-12-07 23:38:52
          You don't have to be a six footer. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-12-07 23:41:32
            You don't have to have a big brain. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-12-07 23:42:24
              You don't have to have any clothes on - by lab rat2004-12-07 23:43:48
                Want to go to a wedding? by retiqlum22004-12-07 23:49:14
                  Tempting, when? Will the groomsmen be by lab rat2004-12-07 23:57:33
                    I am a groomsman, but no kilt. by retiqlum22004-12-08 00:01:17
                      D@mn, not because you are not wearing a kilt by lab rat2004-12-08 00:07:26
                        It's after Xmas. by retiqlum22004-12-08 00:16:21
              You don't have to have any clothes on, (n/t) by Celti2004-12-07 23:43:46
                You're a Catholic the moment Dad came! by Celti2004-12-07 23:44:42
                  Evereybody Sing with feeling!!! by lab rat2004-12-07 23:47:39
  I wasn't kidding: I need something to take my mind by retiqlum22004-12-07 23:10:25
    How about some nice reading material? by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
    Play with by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thankyou, but I'm having trouble... by retiqlum22004-12-07 23:21:19
  Alright, I'll sweeten the pot: by retiqlum22004-12-07 22:35:23
    Bah - I can still make allmost 9 by Astro-g2004-12-07 22:36:33
      What?! I just gave you a 900% raise! by retiqlum22004-12-07 22:38:46
        Its not hard (n/t) by Astro-g2004-12-07 22:42:31
  Bah, I quit by friareriner2004-12-07 22:34:58
I'm Sinbad the sailor, so hardy and hale. by hadji2004-12-07 21:51:53
I think my wireless card is chiming at me... by niwikki2004-12-07 21:26:53
  Have you checked all the settings? by ToLazyToThink2004-12-07 23:03:52
  ok, it seems to be associated with a spike in by niwikki2004-12-07 22:38:59
    Ask tomorrow. by retiqlum22004-12-07 22:54:55
Question on those "get paid to take surveys" sites by oot2004-12-07 21:12:00
  it depends on which ones. by niwikki2004-12-07 21:14:53
    Thanks! by oot2004-12-07 21:23:14
Good news in my inbox!My isp has upped it's speed! by rook_mtl2004-12-07 21:02:30
  Videotron? (n/t) by Myke2004-12-07 21:19:38
UFO reports.... by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
  MrTrick by Astro-g2004-12-07 21:44:08
    s/devence/deviance (n/t) by hadji2004-12-07 23:19:21
Invoke NOAWitch: Re: your mouse problem. by lab rat2004-12-07 20:34:59
  That was outside on the front of the by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 21:28:15
    That was nifty. (n/t) by lab rat2004-12-07 21:37:24
      What are you still doing awake? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 21:39:44
        See here: by retiqlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  My mouse problem should be coming to an end soon.. by evilsysadmin2004-12-07 21:00:18
    *bites Bast/Olivia/Boots* (n/t) by lab rat2004-12-07 22:24:30
Here we grow again! by krisguy2004-12-07 20:03:16
  You can get an operation by Spisefisken2004-12-07 23:07:49
  You two _do_ know what causes that, don't you? by thewrongcrowd2004-12-07 21:47:23
  Wow, it's raining babies around here! by retiqlum22004-12-07 21:20:40
    And making quite the mess by Egaeus2004-12-07 21:51:27
  Yeah! by Blindman2004-12-07 20:34:12
  I don't suppose you've seen that by kahuana2004-12-07 20:07:54
  Yayy!! by esbita2004-12-07 20:06:45
    This would be 2 (n/t) by krisguy2004-12-07 20:18:18
Tis the season for feeling guilty by Kickstart2004-12-07 19:47:19
  That took a while for me by mortaine2004-12-07 21:53:13
  I've always had a problem with gift giving... by webishop2004-12-07 21:52:20
  Same here till I had kids by ydwor2004-12-07 21:42:53
  I think you miss the point of gift-giving. by retiqlum22004-12-07 21:29:55
  I like what we're doing this year: by nedludd2004-12-07 21:21:23
  I'm getting to where I hate the holidays. by themadkansan2004-12-07 20:33:07
    {{{themadkansan}}} by abaron2004-12-07 21:21:27
    {{{{madkansan}}}} by hadji2004-12-07 20:35:58
      ...It's not so much that. by themadkansan2004-12-07 20:42:39
        Silly kansan! by hadji2004-12-07 21:54:28
          Seconded, thirded, call for a hand vote. by retiqlum22004-12-07 22:06:13
  I'm a perfectionist... by MrTrick2004-12-07 20:17:42
  My advice: by hadji2004-12-07 20:11:24
    Oh, in all fairness by hadji2004-12-07 20:33:11
  Yeah, I get that way too......... by krisguy2004-12-07 20:02:12
  OK, an actual answer by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 19:59:40
  A realization I had a while back by phezult2004-12-07 19:58:43
  For me christmas is not the recieving but giving. by abaron2004-12-07 19:58:34
    Exactly. by hadji2004-12-07 20:19:13
  Yeah, I feel guilty when I get your gifts too... by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 19:52:24
Official Insomnia Thread by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 19:35:39
  My depression, I think... by Celti2004-12-07 23:48:34
  Umm, that would be my insomnia. by retiqlum22004-12-07 21:33:38
  Stress. by themadkansan2004-12-07 20:46:40
  My insomnia has always been chronic. by lab rat2004-12-07 20:43:47
  Last night it was a bazillion trips to the toidy. by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 19:46:26
*polishes Panzerfaust* WolfET anyone? :D (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-12-07 19:26:48
  Well, that was fun... Kinda uneven at times, but by Scirocco2004-12-07 21:05:50
  That was one of the best campaigns I've played in by YakkoWarner2004-12-07 20:58:38
  I read that as .... by OnDemand2004-12-07 19:42:22
    Sounds like more fun (n/t) by miathet2004-12-07 20:27:15
  maybe in about 10 minutes (n/t) by AndyA2004-12-07 19:36:33
  was just playing for an hour and a half by PsychoI3oy2004-12-07 19:34:04
  rorry raggy - just finished my dose for the night. by themadkansan2004-12-07 19:27:41
education trend away from theory ? by dennismv2004-12-07 19:23:58
  You don't need any theory when thinking by webishop2004-12-07 19:39:14
    (Long) This is not something new by MatthewDBA2004-12-07 20:01:10
      A couple of points.... by webishop2004-12-07 21:02:34
        I'm not positive, but I believe... by retiqlum22004-12-07 21:14:26
          I thought it was in German (n/t) by kyrasantae2004-12-07 21:26:15
            He wrote in German. Lived all his life by webishop2004-12-07 21:39:32
            You're right. by retiqlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  Its all computers these days ..... by OnDemand2006-11-19 12:55:59
How do I kill and put a stake through by toxin2004-12-07 19:08:02
  Uninstall it by Egaeus2004-12-07 21:17:47
  Ten lashes with a wet noodle by bastetsmuse2004-12-07 19:10:45
    Okay, how do you use Firefox for windows update? ( (n/t) by raptor_872004-12-07 20:47:48
      Can't by imrambi2004-12-07 20:50:59
    What? No lashes for attempting to install SP2? by kahuana2004-12-07 20:02:40
    Reason I am asking is because I use Firefox. by toxin2004-12-07 19:14:35
So I've had Half Life 2 since Saturday... by Arcanum2004-12-07 19:07:48
  As someone who bought both (Far Cry and HL2), by Ravenlock2004-12-07 21:32:20
  I would agree with some of your points. by AndyA2004-12-07 19:45:40
  Well, five years of hype does that to you... by Scirocco2004-12-07 19:16:36
    I just posted a more elaborate version there. by Arcanum2004-12-07 19:22:33
Kitten logistic question... by OnDemand2004-12-07 18:29:13
  A gift of animals is NOT a good Idea by hieraco2004-12-07 20:35:05
  Cats just want to be treated like royalty.... by dals_rule2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My parents bring the cat to Maine every weekend by fiordhraoi2004-12-07 20:30:42
  I also advise against it. Use the Christmas trip by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 19:39:25
    True. The Holidays are not the best time to bring by talon07202004-12-07 20:15:53
  No, that's too young. by tskelton2004-12-07 19:25:44
    Hmm I will think about it.... by OnDemand2004-12-07 19:39:36
  Kitten logistic answer... by technobill2004-12-07 19:21:35
  I advise against it by bastetsmuse2004-12-07 19:09:53
  4-6 weeks is pretty standard (n/t) by Kickstart2004-12-07 18:34:27
    No not about that... by OnDemand2004-12-07 18:36:21
      Get a carrier. by Arivia2004-12-07 18:37:25
        With a kitten that young, you can carry it via lap by retiqlum22004-12-07 18:42:23
        Weoooooow weooow.... by OnDemand2004-12-07 18:39:46
          Yeah, you'll have to deal with that. by Arivia2004-12-07 18:43:48
Attn: shorty82 by Kickstart2004-12-07 18:24:27
  EnglishHelp? by EnglishHelp2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The EnglishHelp diary is good by Nea2004-12-07 20:57:00
    Yep, no problem by Kickstart2004-12-07 19:37:10
  You dropped this: by MrTrick2004-12-07 19:22:12
    *resists temptation to point out error in the faq* (n/t) by zelda2004-12-07 19:27:27
  I have mixed feelings on this... by Elessar2004-12-07 19:05:31
    There are people here by Egaeus2004-12-07 21:32:58
  DUDE that aint nessasary! (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 19:02:00
    I really think it is. by Llyr2004-12-07 19:03:22
      but see hes not causeing trouble for anyone but me (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 19:04:54
        There, good sir, you are mistaken. by Llyr2004-12-07 19:05:31
          Plus it tends to annoy bystanders. by phezult2004-12-07 19:25:17
            It annoys me. by tskelton2004-12-07 19:37:46
          Nea said it best by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I support anyones right to free speach by joecrouse2004-12-07 19:02:43
  Shorty says... by Arivia2004-12-07 18:36:12
    Thanks...hasn't arrived yet, but I'll keep looking by Kickstart2004-12-07 18:43:07
      Nope. (n/t) by Arivia2004-12-07 18:50:09
    GET AWAY FROM MY SPORKS! (n/t) by Myke2004-12-07 18:39:49
      /me sporks the sporks (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2004-12-07 18:43:07
        /me then runs from the ensuing kick that's soon by Da_Pineapple2004-12-07 18:44:58
  Wait are you banning shorty82.... by OnDemand2004-12-07 18:31:18
    "48 hour timeout" (n/t) by Kickstart2004-12-07 18:33:38
What is this crud that builds up in my trackball? by shorty822004-12-07 17:43:46
  I have an optical mouse. by zelda2004-12-07 18:58:17
  Protein build up... ( (n/t) by OnDemand2004-12-07 18:21:50
  The skin, blood and hair of your helpless victims? (n/t) by Sweethart2004-12-07 18:00:54
    My victims are "taken care of" elsewhere. :) (n/t) by shorty822004-12-07 18:12:21
  Dead skin cells? (n/t) by kahuana2004-12-07 17:48:26
    Sounds right. That'd explain why my mouse never by shorty822004-12-07 17:54:01
  Skin, dust and oil at a guess. by AndyA2004-12-07 17:45:17
    About right. by shorty822004-12-07 17:47:00
      Make the subject "Sounds about right." (n/t) by shorty822004-12-07 17:47:36
May you all have an OUTSTANDING by dire_lobo2004-12-07 17:37:12
Anyone need a last minute gift? by Sweethart2004-12-07 17:37:09
  Perhaps... by feather8022004-12-07 18:12:28
    I can put anything in my catalog in a basket... by Sweethart2004-12-07 18:20:48
  Last minute? *wibble* by zelda2004-12-07 18:05:02
    and about 24000 minutes left (n/t) by kahuana2004-12-07 18:09:07
      Gah! by zelda2004-12-07 18:26:04
        Its last minute for me, I have 4 birthdays + Xmas. (n/t) by Sweethart2004-12-07 18:29:03
Who assigns Foucault for a translation test? by Dazed2004-12-07 17:35:49
  sadistic profs are the norm, not an exception by shminux2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Sadistics is a course offered by Math. Dept's :-) (n/t) by kahuana2004-12-07 18:16:54
  his...tor..eee...og...rafeee.... by dire_lobo2004-12-07 17:38:19
SOTM - Pearl Jam - Do The Evolution by Spud312004-12-07 17:28:03
  VNV Nation - Beloved by phezult2004-12-07 19:29:16
  Whirr - FAN (n/t) by kahuana2004-12-07 17:44:53
  :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-12-07 17:33:51
  everybody's dooo-in' the lo-co-mo by dire_lobo2004-12-07 17:33:49
    I am ahead...I am advanced... by Spud312004-12-07 17:46:43
  Eh - I'm still listening to Evanescence (n/t) by Sweethart2004-12-07 17:32:57
Subnet Mask Whats a Subnet Mask? by Dad2TZK2004-12-07 17:16:37
  what a subnet wears on halloween (n/t) by evilsysadmin2004-12-07 21:01:55
  Isn't that what a by hadji2004-12-07 20:39:28
  So what happens if by AndyA2004-12-07 17:27:04
    you won't be able to get out unless you are using by Dad2TZK2004-12-07 17:29:38
      That is what I assumed. by AndyA2004-12-07 17:38:16
        Learn CIDR And VLSM s well! by mvasquez2004-12-07 18:30:48
  "What does LastPacketOK mean?" by kahuana2004-12-07 17:20:50
ATTN: W:ET players (esp. newbies) by AndyA2004-12-07 17:03:20
  I'd love to start... wheres the diary for it? (n/t) by TheJediDuck2004-12-07 17:35:12
    Hmmm by TheJediDuck2004-12-07 17:45:52
      From what I've heard the links in the diary by shorty822004-12-07 17:48:47
        How large do all the required files come to? by AndyA2004-12-07 17:55:21
          No clue. Haven't played lately. by shorty822004-12-07 17:58:41
            I'll try to take a look at it once I get home. (n/ (n/t) by AndyA2004-12-07 18:47:02
              Around 300M all up. Too big :-( (n/t) by AndyA2004-12-07 19:37:15
    Here. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    Here by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
  On point 1: by Llyr2004-12-07 17:11:58
    It can be even if you're not the extra man. by AndyA2004-12-07 17:22:29
      Well, true, except... by YakkoWarner2004-12-07 21:08:31
  One of these days I'll get to play - and you can r by dire_lobo2004-12-07 17:07:14
    Nah. I'll send you one chat message by AndyA2004-12-07 17:09:20
      You wanna kill ME? Take a number, get in line... by dire_lobo2004-12-07 17:28:31
        Your cunning lack of dodging will ruin my aim? (n/ (n/t) by AndyA2004-12-07 17:39:33
          You'll be jerking all over trying to hit his nonex by Dracarys2004-12-07 17:45:30
            I've actually done that before. by AndyA2004-12-07 17:59:26
AshyRaine: by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
  What is this thing? A book? VHS version of by Scirocco2004-12-07 16:59:36
    Spud's Enigmatic Link of the Day. :-) by Spud312004-12-07 17:02:59
  Time flies!! by AshyRaine2004-12-07 16:58:13
    Yeah, pretty much. :-) by Spud312004-12-07 16:58:44
Meanwhile, on #SPORKS... by LionsPhil2004-12-07 16:41:51
  You measure your cats in Newtons? (n/t) by raptor_872004-12-07 16:44:46
    Hmm...it IS a measure of force, isn't it. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-07 16:47:39
      No it's not. by LionsPhil2004-12-07 16:48:24
        Arg...tired...need sleep. by LionsPhil2004-12-07 16:48:54
          I think I missread it earlier by raptor_872004-12-07 16:57:45
            So 1 Cat = 1 Pascal? by run.dll2004-12-07 17:06:17
              Or that's the cat's name ? by kahuana2004-12-07 18:13:30
            or M/A.... which is what he said by gibuu2004-12-07 17:02:01
              It depends. There is some ambiguity here. by run.dll2004-12-07 17:19:53
            {{{{LionsPhil}}}} by raptor_872004-12-07 16:59:35
Attn: Nolawitch by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 16:40:05
  reply sent. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 16:57:23
    acknowledging notification of sent reply by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 17:04:59
Not exactly my best telemarketer call ever... by oot2004-12-07 16:23:32
  There is a list on the net somewhere by radiowave9112004-12-07 19:03:21
  Just write up a list of comman things.... by OnDemand2004-12-07 18:33:43
  You picked a hell of a day to tell me that by IByte2004-12-07 16:52:25
    Neither am I by oot2004-12-07 17:33:56
      Hail Eris! (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-07 18:10:06
  My crazy brother baits Jehovah's Witnesses by run.dll2004-12-07 16:47:55
    DR66 had a HIL-air-ous by dire_lobo2004-12-07 17:30:32
    My grandfather did likewise by mortaine2004-12-07 16:56:22
  Unprepared??! by MrTrick2004-12-07 16:37:43
    Did you see my other one? by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
  my father in law has an interesting approach by gibuu2004-12-07 16:33:18
    Hmm... ever get any takers? (n/t) by oot2004-12-07 16:42:53
      :) Not that I am aware of by gibuu2004-12-07 16:45:32
  Good one. by Spud312004-12-07 16:24:23
    Thanks by oot2004-12-07 16:28:36
      Try thanking them profusely by run.dll2004-12-07 17:25:37
      Reminds me of what my brother did... by Giranan2004-12-07 16:33:45
        *giggle* by oot2004-12-07 16:39:56
          No, I'm in the U.S. by Giranan2004-12-07 16:43:04
            I should try that. by AndyA2004-12-07 17:06:30
              Probably Me! by mvasquez2004-12-07 18:33:45
/me need ET by PsychoI3oy2004-12-07 16:19:09
  /me needs to go to bed soon. by wheresthefish2004-12-07 16:20:32
    /me needs connection at home so can make things go by dire_lobo2004-12-07 16:35:29
      we are looking for things... by shminux2004-12-07 17:02:31
...No wonder they are number 1! by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
Bash scripting question by oot2004-12-07 15:56:09
  A way of doing it in place by version0.12004-12-07 17:26:35
  sed "s/oldline/newline/" filename > newfile (n/t) by Arachnid2004-12-07 15:57:01
    Thanks! :-) (n/t) by oot2004-12-07 16:03:03
    Or sed -ibak "s/foo/bar/" filename (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-07 15:59:19
  Oh, and by oot2004-12-07 15:57:01
Update on the new job thing by Llyr2004-12-07 15:52:55
  Did it have any errors on it? by dire_lobo2004-12-07 16:14:25
    Heh. As a matter of fact, no. by Llyr2004-12-07 16:40:10
Wow, just wow... by AshyRaine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  No workie, registration required :( (n/t) by airRaid52004-12-07 18:11:21
    bugmenot.com says... by Elessar2004-12-07 18:25:37
  Buhahahaha! by dire_lobo2004-12-07 15:49:47
    Dangit, they're catching up! by YakkoWarner2004-12-07 15:57:04
      tripple whopper and a super size fries for me! by dire_lobo2004-12-07 16:13:53
  Oh, bleh, Ashy. by Spud312004-12-07 15:49:38
    Isn't it? That's why I just had to share ;) (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-12-07 15:55:47
      Thanks. :-P (n/t) by Spud312004-12-07 15:57:36
    *shudder* by Llyr2004-12-07 15:52:19
      You were right. by retiqlum22004-12-07 18:53:45
    careful, we'll might have to start calling you by dire_lobo2004-12-07 15:50:58
      Soylent Lay's are made from SPUDS!!!! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-12-07 15:55:43
Disturbing incident at a local school. by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yes, definitely the mother at fault by AshyRaine2004-12-07 16:13:25
  If they contain alcohol... by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 15:24:28
    Kids sell their mtg cards at my sons school (n/t) by celticess2004-12-07 18:01:20
    heh... I would ask folks if they wanted to contrib by dire_lobo2004-12-07 15:28:16
      Do not forget about StLR... by lab rat2004-12-07 15:30:55
        *sneaks into lab* *opens cages* by dire_lobo2004-12-07 15:45:36
          Well, thank you...I think by lab rat2004-12-07 15:49:01
            Yeah, and a cute chick, too, I've always... by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 16:14:15
              s/I put/I can put/ (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 16:29:15
            OH. MY. DIETY. by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
              See my omnicode, in my diary. (n/t) by lab rat2004-12-07 16:13:44
                lucidpshyche is shorter :P by vampire2004-12-08 06:30:03
              She's short. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 16:13:04
                I'm short?? (n/t) by lab rat2004-12-07 16:29:27
                  If you're shorter than me, you're short by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 16:31:15
                    Most people look short to me by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 16:34:18
                      Heh. I have the a similar problem with tall. (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-12-07 20:15:24
            dire_lobo has real issues figuring that out. by Spud312004-12-07 16:01:04
              I am a walkin' talkin' magazine... by dire_lobo2004-12-07 16:20:22
                Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. (n/t) by Spud312004-12-07 16:22:06
Yay! by phezult2004-12-07 15:16:27
  Just wondering but by demonhedge2004-12-07 16:16:01
    lost an 'h' that'd be www.kahlon.com by phezult2004-12-07 19:13:44
Mental mousing by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
Make woes... by MrTrick2004-12-07 15:00:25
  Some ideas... by Elessar2004-12-07 15:15:19
    A little googling... by Hessofanes2004-12-07 15:18:51
      Oh sorry... by MrTrick2004-12-07 15:25:01
        For g++... by Elessar2004-12-07 15:31:48
          I tried both that and the full path, no luck... by MrTrick2004-12-07 15:37:39
            That'd be fine by Elessar2004-12-07 16:24:26
              Scratch that... by Elessar2004-12-07 16:26:22
    s/functions defined/functions declared/ by Elessar2004-12-07 15:16:24
What licenses do you have? by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 14:44:42
  Restricted Radio Telephone Operators License... by tskelton2004-12-07 19:48:26
  Provisional Driving License by mvasquez2004-12-07 18:34:45
  Pilots license by aeolus2004-12-07 18:12:05
  Currently only a driver's license. by shorty822004-12-07 16:59:17
  State Drivers and State Fishing License by Blindman2004-12-07 16:35:39
  Driver's license, by Llyr2004-12-07 15:53:34
  List seems to be shorter... by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 15:51:25
  EPA Universal-rated refrigerant handling (n/t) by leistico2004-12-07 15:45:45
  Government issued... by radiowave9112004-12-07 15:44:51
  License to ill by WakkoWarner2004-12-07 15:20:37
  Hmm currently? by celticess2004-12-07 15:10:25
    Hey! I have a ham radio licence too! by ChuckAB2004-12-07 19:16:11
  008, beyond a license to kill. (n/t) by lab rat2004-12-07 15:08:17
    hmm a license to bill? by celticess2004-12-07 15:16:18
      Yep, fun movie though. (n/t) by lab rat2004-12-07 15:18:56
  For Doom 3, Sim City 4, Call of Duty... by DaNutBall2004-12-07 14:57:11
  Poetic license (n/t) by saoi2004-12-07 14:56:58
    *Takes poetic license* then takes it and makes by dire_lobo2004-12-07 15:19:15
  Two driving licenses is all. by AndyA2004-12-07 14:55:42
  I'm fairly licentious ... by run.dll2004-12-07 14:55:33
  Drivers license with added rating for driving air by techi8702004-12-07 14:53:14
  ... to kill. by Glum_Reaper2004-12-07 14:52:43
    *captures Glum_Reaper* by chrisP2004-12-07 14:54:06
      *sees $ATTRACTIVE_WOMAN free Glum_Reaper* by DaNutBall2004-12-07 15:14:53
        *sends minions after Glum_Reaper* by chrisP2004-12-07 15:20:04
        ... and plastic wrapped (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 15:18:39
  Hmm, not sure... by IByte2004-12-07 14:50:54
    No, for this discussion I meant... by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 14:51:39
  A ham license. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Driving. That's it. (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-12-07 14:50:18
  Let's see ... by chrisP2004-12-07 14:50:07
  Auto license, hunting liscence. by retiqlum22004-12-07 14:49:57
  Just a boring old drivers' license by voxwoman2004-12-07 14:46:40
  I have a forklift drivers license... by Bellator2004-12-07 14:46:34
    Is that how it normally works? by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 14:48:54
      Yes and no... by Bellator2004-12-07 15:02:51
        heh... first time I drove one, the boss said by dire_lobo2004-12-07 15:24:08
          Yup, and it maimed a guy in my high school class by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 15:30:30
  "I got a licence to thrill baby yeah" (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 14:46:04
    No that would be... by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  Automobile license by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 14:45:27
Gotta fill out job application by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 14:43:16
  Given that I already have the job... by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 14:54:18
  Yes, to protect against TERRORISM, citizen! ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-07 14:45:30
At what point will Fox News admit that the US by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You have to factor in biases. by Giranan2004-12-07 16:16:18
    peace doesn't sell papers. (n/t) by run.dll2004-12-07 16:21:02
      Too true, but... by Giranan2004-12-07 16:29:02
        my point was by run.dll2004-12-07 16:55:42
          Ahh, gotcha. Very true, dat. (n/t) by Giranan2004-12-07 20:29:21
  An informed analysis here by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Never mind Fox News. When will the by LurkerMo2004-12-07 16:00:32
  I wonder.. by rfrovarp2004-12-07 15:07:53
    One can hope the U.S. "will turn into by shminux2004-12-07 15:31:53
    I do believe the term "not bloody likely" applies. by Illiad2004-12-07 15:26:52
  The U.S. is going to be there for quite a by bordertech2004-12-07 15:01:11
    Sounds about right. (n/t) by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 15:04:36
  Depends on your definition by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 14:55:02
    Technically, the US is an occupying force by toxin2004-12-07 15:02:42
      Well stated. (n/t) by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 15:06:50
  As soon as a Dem is in the White House... by thewrongcrowd2004-12-07 14:54:31
  Wheeennn... by LionsPhil2004-12-07 14:52:34
    I AGREE! by poopyhead2004-12-07 15:35:26
      Ask Shania Twain. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-07 15:40:43
  When by Pic2004-12-07 14:49:37
  As soon as they admit that they aren't... by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 14:43:54
  But that's why Bush needed 4 more years! by DaNutBall2004-12-07 14:41:29
UF: Domains & Privacy by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
Please tell me that this is just scare mongering. by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's something that has happened before by LurkerMo2004-12-07 16:07:59
  It's the BBC, by LionsPhil2004-12-07 14:38:25
    So where does ITV and Sky fit in then? by wheresthefish2004-12-07 14:46:28
      ITV? They're blatantly the Spurt. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-12-07 14:51:03
        Hehehe :-) by wheresthefish2004-12-07 14:56:30
          Very punny! (n/t) by kahuana2004-12-07 15:58:17
  If it's true, that is a major human rights crime.. by retiqlum22004-12-07 14:32:46
    Also, any data derived from such a "study" by kahuana2004-12-07 15:33:18
    Minors can't give consent, by BloodyViking2004-12-07 14:37:18
  Probably not...it's simply a reality by JerseyGirl2004-12-07 14:21:22
UF: Whom shall we interview next? by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm still waiting for the end of UF:TNG... ;) (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-12-07 15:47:29
  In no particular order, DP, AJ, Erwin (n/t) by radiowave9112004-12-07 15:36:06
  Your mascot, I'd have thought. by LionsPhil2004-12-07 14:20:59
  The Smiling Man! (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-12-07 14:20:23
  My votes for Mike (n/t) by gibuu2004-12-07 14:14:26
  DP, then AJ, please? (n/t) by McNutcase2004-12-07 14:12:42
Name the website by oot2004-12-07 14:04:58
  at-arms-length ? at-bay? (n/t) by kahuana2004-12-07 17:40:45
  PaxEnSanctum? by celticess2004-12-07 15:13:47
    Thanks (n/t) by oot2004-12-07 15:22:04
  Pope-a-tarium. (n/t) by kelli2172004-12-07 15:06:37
    Awesome! Thanks! (n/t) by oot2004-12-07 15:21:47
  BreakfastAtPontiffany's. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 14:55:25
    ??? by oot2004-12-07 15:21:34
      The movie is about a small-town girl by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 16:15:09
    *snerk* (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-12-07 15:12:24
  The Papal BullRing (n/t) by Yohimbe2004-12-07 14:25:09
    Thanks (n/t) by oot2004-12-07 14:32:40
  Pope by a rope? (n/t) by MrTrick2004-12-07 14:20:39
    Thanks by oot2004-12-07 14:32:25
    I like 'Pope on a Rope' more :P (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-12-07 14:25:19
  Popeorium? by LionsPhil2004-12-07 14:15:35
    I like it, too, and also Pope-a-rama (n/t) by voxwoman2004-12-07 14:32:37
    I like it! Thanks! :-) (n/t) by oot2004-12-07 14:18:06
  Papal Sanctum? (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-07 14:10:34
    Hmm... maybe... thanks by oot2004-12-07 14:13:37
      Papal bin? (n/t) by techi8702004-12-07 14:16:33
        The Pope Pit. by LionsPhil2004-12-07 14:22:54
          *snort* (n/t) by oot2004-12-07 14:31:42
        Thanks by oot2004-12-07 14:18:37
What was your favorite Seinfeld moment? by Sweethart2004-12-07 13:56:26
  The minute after the last episode aired.. (n/t) by slackware982004-12-07 19:07:02
  Jerry, Kramer and Newman became blood brothers by crash_2004-12-07 16:19:12
  The Frogger machine. by YakkoWarner2004-12-07 16:07:48
  The B.O. (n/t) by johnnyh2004-12-07 15:38:51
  When it was cancelled.. by binkley2004-12-07 15:05:24
  Junior mint? by joecrouse2004-12-07 14:22:36
  Just about any episode with Banya :P (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-12-07 14:15:41
  "Not that there is anything wrong with that" (n/t) by sjay2004-12-07 14:12:54
  When by Pic2004-12-07 14:04:38
    boooo! lol (n/t) by gibuu2004-12-07 14:07:07
      Please, you're scaring the children. by LionsPhil2004-12-07 14:08:01
        AOL -ism? (n/t) by gibuu2004-12-07 14:09:05
          "LOL". by LionsPhil2004-12-07 14:14:26
            it was intended to show by gibuu2004-12-07 14:20:45
  Master of my Domain by gibuu2004-12-07 14:01:43
  The Magic Loogie (n/t) by basher202004-12-07 13:58:25
repost: whats your favourite linux icq client? (n/ (n/t) by alphascorpii2004-12-07 13:52:51
"So, who's that guy?" by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 13:41:44
  Reminds me of when by hadji2004-12-07 13:55:08
    Not as bad as asking "when's the baby due" by voxwoman2004-12-07 14:34:40
      I've done that - embarrasing... (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-12-07 19:21:34
      Wait until she starts gushing by LurkerMo2004-12-07 16:15:47
Thunderbird 1.0 question by phenyl2004-12-07 13:38:05
  Figured it out by phenyl2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I didn't know that Thunderbird has reached 1.0. by shorty822004-12-07 13:39:41
    best make a backup of your mail-folder by phenyl2004-12-07 13:43:42
      I always back up my profiles before updating. by shorty822004-12-07 17:01:02
hmmm... gmail by celticess2004-12-07 13:34:55
  Try again. Gmail sometimes messes up for by shorty822004-12-07 13:36:10
ROFLMAO!!! by shorty822004-12-07 13:22:48
  When I was in HPOpenView class by thread_killer2004-12-07 14:35:24
  Wasn't some middle-schooler suspened by Eric3_141592004-12-07 14:09:58
  Hah! by syren2004-12-07 13:30:22
    I sense a story, that needs to be told, here... ;) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-12-07 13:34:03
      Shhhh... by syren2004-12-07 14:11:38
        *does not laugh* by chrisP2004-12-07 14:53:06
  Why can students do that? by LionsPhil2004-12-07 13:27:02
    I was surprised too. by shorty822004-12-07 13:30:09
      I could do it from my own computer by Astro-g2004-12-07 13:39:11
        From your own computer is understandable. by shorty822004-12-07 13:40:48
          No, it isn't. by LionsPhil2004-12-07 13:46:48
          why? by Astro-g2004-12-07 13:46:07
  Eek! It must be a virus!!! by farfalla2004-12-07 13:26:45
    Probably a few thought that. :) (n/t) by shorty822004-12-07 13:38:20
Ubergeek UFies: Investigate a network by Illiad2004-12-07 13:19:06
Get Some Sleep, Kids by run.dll2004-12-07 13:16:43
  Yep. All nighters are for 2 nights before the exam by Nath32004-12-07 20:21:04
  Functioning is good by farfalla2004-12-07 13:25:00
  I did that once. by Illiad2004-12-07 13:21:02
    And remember some it after you wake up ;) (n/t) by farfalla2004-12-07 13:25:37
  Here Here by P.Buttercup2004-12-07 13:19:36
    How well I remember by thecatman2004-12-07 13:58:26
Howling frolicing carp! by dodrian2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "Fly, yes! Land? No!" (n/t) by esbita2004-12-07 13:33:44
    Rodent terrorists! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 13:35:10
      Breaking News on Fox! by wheresthefish2004-12-07 13:51:00
        When Animals Attack! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 13:51:53
  Holy flying rodent, Batman! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 13:22:42
  Yeah, I read that quite a while back by Egaeus2004-12-07 13:21:29
    Don't you get it? These are trial runs for by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 13:29:50
      They have to invent AIs first... by dodrian2004-12-07 13:32:08
        Which, of course, will never happen. by LionsPhil2004-12-07 13:39:39
          /me thinks LionsPhil is a program... by dodrian2004-12-07 13:43:04
            Of course I did fnord. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-07 13:50:21
        Agent Smith? Is that you? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 13:33:06
    Well to model the neurons they'd need something by dodrian2004-12-07 13:28:17
      Well, the article mentioned by Egaeus2004-12-07 13:33:01
ATTN IByte by Bellator2004-12-07 13:06:50
  Reply is heading your way by IByte2004-12-07 15:09:00
Firefox and pre tag by altordwm2004-12-07 13:01:19
  It always has worked for me in Firefox versions by shorty822004-12-07 13:05:01
  All the pre element means by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Works fine for me... (Firefox 1.0), check your by Scirocco2004-12-07 13:02:27
    The setting was set to courier new by altordwm2004-12-07 13:21:41
      I was close by altordwm2004-12-07 13:51:55
An extremely informal poll by farfalla2004-12-07 12:48:01
  The relevant one for the headline by IByte2004-12-07 15:18:05
  Second by Kickstart2004-12-07 13:02:20
    Yep. by jdelphiki2004-12-07 13:55:32
    Agreed by run.dll2004-12-07 13:27:17
    That was roughly my opinion, too by farfalla2004-12-07 13:22:47
      Join the club. by Illiad2004-12-07 13:25:00
        I though that was what UF was, except it's by shorty822004-12-07 13:31:17
        I'll order the bumper stickers ;) (n/t) by farfalla2004-12-07 13:27:31
  the first by spiffikins2004-12-07 12:54:12
  Advertising. (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2004-12-07 12:50:01
    4 out of 5 disaster survivors agree... by farfalla2004-12-07 12:55:34
Could anybody tell me what just happened by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Something bad happened. (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 14:44:43
  Just a *few* dating sites in the background, eh?;) by LionsPhil2004-12-07 12:52:30
    Not since she gave him the by wheresthefish2004-12-07 13:02:45
      Oh that one by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
        What is by Fandango2004-12-07 13:11:54
          Well spinning is exercise on a special by Spisefisken2004-12-07 13:15:58
          Someone who teaches you by LionsPhil2004-12-07 13:14:56
          The person who shows you spin recovery by wheresthefish2004-12-07 13:14:00
            Cool by Fandango2004-12-07 13:18:52
              :-> Forgot Smiley's <-: (n/t) by Fandango2004-12-07 13:20:58
            Ah! A prayer-instructor. (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-07 13:15:09
              Or a profanity instructor. by wheresthefish2004-12-07 13:15:53
                Ah, <bleep>! by chrisP2004-12-07 13:21:21
      Ah, I must have missed that. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-07 13:06:02
    Who? by Spisefisken2004-12-07 12:59:45
  Memory corruption. Hope it is just Opera by LurkerMo2004-12-07 12:47:56
    So is it something I should worry about? by Spisefisken2004-12-07 12:50:06
Central Florida New Year's UFie Meet by crash_2004-12-07 12:44:50
  Wish I could. Sounds like fun. (n/t) by shorty822004-12-07 12:56:57
An interesting Ebay auction by temple2006-11-19 12:55:59
  seems to be in violation of ebay rules by shminux2004-12-07 13:33:01
  Even more interesting by BloodyViking2006-11-19 12:55:59
splitting Perl sources into files by dennismv2004-12-07 12:17:11
  You can use require by dantheta2004-12-07 13:46:39
  man perloo by LionsPhil2004-12-07 12:23:57
    There's also Exporter by Pic2004-12-07 13:04:56
Stop changing my databases! by TechisSO2004-12-07 12:15:14
  Your message seems to imply.. by Elessar2004-12-07 15:02:25
  Try by Didactylos2004-12-07 12:48:02
    Yep. Access is nice for quick and dirty frontends. by aix tom2004-12-07 12:50:00
Firefox Screen Capture extension? by sstacks2006-11-19 12:55:59
  More details... by sstacks2004-12-07 12:56:52
  What about a print to pdf function. by abaron2004-12-07 12:40:20
    PDF995 by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
      I agree... Most excellent tool, adds a virtual by Scirocco2004-12-07 12:57:19
  How about a general tool by Blindman2006-11-19 12:55:59
Heh, amusing.. by imperito2004-12-07 12:06:42
  That *is* funny... by VCA2004-12-07 12:36:51
  Could not locate. by vetitice2004-12-07 12:10:24
    Narukis law, ladadada, by chrisP2004-12-07 13:11:18
Attn: All female Vancouver Ufies if you carry a by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not that but there might be soon by celticess2004-12-07 13:28:59
  How do you know it wasn't a guy's purse? by Kickstart2004-12-07 13:03:16
    Oh, but earth tones are sooo last week by farfalla2004-12-07 13:36:53
  Yorick! I've been looking all over for you! by farfalla2004-12-07 12:18:52
    Did you ever wonder how he knew that it was by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 12:25:27
      The grave digger told him. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-12-07 12:47:17
        I should have looked it up. I found my by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 13:10:27
      I always thought it was by LurkerMo2004-12-07 12:27:38
  Maybe by hyzenthlay2004-12-07 12:01:49
    You would think someone would report losing by techi8702004-12-07 12:02:45
      Well, it's so easy to forget by hyzenthlay2004-12-07 12:23:15
      Stop it! I'm loosing my head! (n/t) by hieraco2004-12-07 12:16:48
Subversives! by ManiacJoe2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Whats wrong with paying by cash? by McGowan2004-12-07 11:52:23
    I use cash for everything. by syren2004-12-07 12:14:17
      I have the opposite problem. by lonegunman2004-12-07 13:26:58
      I use credit or debit cards for just about by LurkerMo2004-12-07 12:22:49
        For a similar reason... by esbita2004-12-07 13:12:51
        I only use cash by Spisefisken2004-12-07 12:26:03
          Could be the same kind of law that by LurkerMo2004-12-07 12:28:53
  Reading web comics is *so* conformist... ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-07 11:51:13
Thank you all for the Birthday wishes by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Today's your birthday? by thewrongcrowd2004-12-07 15:01:42
  You're collecting some more here too. by wheresthefish2004-12-07 12:04:22
  Wait, you age? by LionsPhil2004-12-07 11:49:37
    Do you think he's maybe got an oil portrait of by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 11:51:35
      Ah, to be Dorian Gray. by Illiad2004-12-07 11:55:06
        But not much. by LionsPhil2004-12-07 11:56:56
          Let me see... by wheresthefish2004-12-07 12:01:26
            His 'play' is limited to *SPOILER* by LionsPhil2004-12-07 12:22:45
            With the right gadgets, you could get geeky chicks by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 12:02:46
  When I grow up by McGowan2004-12-07 11:49:18
  I thought you were old before as well? by Spisefisken2004-12-07 11:37:27
    No, just treacherous. by Illiad2004-12-07 11:40:27
      Just remember the ploy of all aging scoundrels: by run.dll2004-12-07 13:04:40
        I want to be a scoundrel. by Illiad2004-12-07 13:22:10
          32 base 10 equals 20 base 16, by run.dll2004-12-07 13:36:07
Help please by raptillicus2004-12-07 11:08:32
  I've got a few by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  At the binning of the bilble: (KJV) by ideur2004-12-07 11:48:15
    They had Girls by Spudd862004-12-07 12:13:25
      It is Genealogy. by BloodyViking2004-12-07 12:32:01
    Don't be silly. by BloodyViking2004-12-07 11:56:26
  You should look up logical fallacies. by kelli2172004-12-07 11:40:03
    But aren't people already marrying animals by Spisefisken2004-12-07 11:47:59
      *showers Spisefisken with hypoallergenic peanuts* (n/t) by kelli2172004-12-07 11:55:36
        Hmm fun by Spisefisken2004-12-07 11:57:01
          ELEPHANTS ARE NOT PETS!!! by Evil_Elephant2004-12-07 12:37:39
            *pets Evil Elephant* by BloodyViking2004-12-07 12:39:55
              I AM NOT A DOGGY!!! I AM AN ELEPHANT!!! by Evil_Elephant2004-12-07 12:42:29
                *dangles a choke collar* by vampire2004-12-07 12:43:52
                  *stomps vampire for being insolent* (n/t) by Evil_Elephant2004-12-07 12:49:40
                    Ouch. Time for first aid to vampire by Havoc2004-12-07 13:17:22
                    *pats big, grey, peanut-loving poochie* by BloodyViking2004-12-07 13:02:31
            But you are soo cute by Spisefisken2004-12-07 12:39:11
              I AM NOT CUTE, I'M EVIL!!! by Evil_Elephant2004-12-07 12:41:46
                Awww you are even cuter when you are angry by Spisefisken2004-12-07 12:52:12
                *tosses peanuts at Evil Elephant* (n/t) by vampire2004-12-07 12:43:03
                  PEANUTS!! YUM! (n/t) by Evil_Elephant2004-12-07 12:50:07
    It needs to come from a book, article etc by raptillicus2004-12-07 11:43:16
      Did you see any political ads featuring by BloodyViking2004-12-07 11:53:26
        THe only problem is that I need them in print by raptillicus2004-12-07 11:58:09
      Okay, then, well, the above example is in print... by kelli2172004-12-07 11:44:51
  Read the disclaimer in the Windows NT manual by hieraco2004-12-07 11:25:44
    A bit out of context... by areilly2004-12-07 12:36:53
    I'll do that by raptillicus2004-12-07 11:32:05
  You mean like the bible by Spisefisken2004-12-07 11:12:22
    Explain that one to me would you by crash_2004-12-07 11:14:16
      I just heard it as well by Spisefisken2004-12-07 11:18:38
        That's it by kyrasantae2004-12-07 13:21:28
        This gives some idea I think by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
          connection refused (n/t) by vampire2004-12-07 12:40:06
ATTN SnappingTurtle by Bellator2004-12-07 10:45:57
  d o [n] e ( n [slash] tee ) by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 14:18:06
Darn. Here I'm working away at an EE degree by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Heyman - look down... by themadkansan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    .... *slaps forehead* (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-12-07 10:39:25
Underwear = luck in the New Year? by farfalla2004-12-07 10:21:41
  What if the yellow ones were white by stinkypants2004-12-07 10:39:52
    At least it means that you're saving money by chrisP2004-12-07 11:39:58
  *goes buying red-yellow striped underpants* (n/t) by chrisP2004-12-07 10:29:18
    ditto (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-12-07 10:36:39
  Would I be a gigolo if I wear both colors? (n/t) by airborneric2004-12-07 10:28:09
    I was planning on layering. ;) (n/t) by farfalla2004-12-07 10:31:40
  So what happens if you don't wear any at all? (n/t) by techi8702004-12-07 10:24:10
    Outside in Calgary? Brass Monkey time! by toxin2004-12-07 10:32:34
      "Brass monkey"? by LionsPhil2004-12-07 11:58:10
        Technically I could be one... by McNutcase2004-12-07 12:57:46
          So you are confident in your testicular safety? by toxin2004-12-07 13:04:46
            No comment. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-12-07 13:05:41
        Origion of the phrase - FYOSS by hieraco2004-12-07 12:26:12
          Someone by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Or just google on the phrase and "origin of" by AndyA2004-12-07 12:33:20
        It's an old saying. by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Or, for that matter, southern England. by LionsPhil2004-12-07 12:28:05
            D'oh!. Forgot you were in that part of the world. by AndyA2004-12-07 12:31:49
        "Cold enough to freeze the by wheresthefish2004-12-07 12:18:21
      lol, I'll agree with you there. (n/t) by techi8702004-12-07 10:37:37
    you hope you get lucky that night(n/t) by Gargravarr2004-12-07 10:26:41
State of the art test fixtures Part 2. by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
Coalition to Prevent Assault Weapon Violence by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  What's all the ruckus? by kelli2172004-12-07 16:25:19
  I'm leaving this discussion by Egaeus2004-12-07 12:54:52
  This is one of those threads where nobody is going by techi8702004-12-07 12:26:42
    What is this 'winning' you speak of? by LurkerMo2004-12-07 12:40:15
      Very true, the discussion stayed a discussion and by techi8702004-12-07 13:15:06
        It didn't get bad by Egaeus2004-12-07 22:00:52
        oh? (evil grin) Geek! Dumps potato chips on techi (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 13:48:12
          Being a geek pays for my guns...and other stuff by techi8702004-12-07 13:58:40
            I was trying to complete this thread by joecrouse2004-12-07 14:17:07
    Which debate? by BloodyViking2004-12-07 12:34:34
      any of them really. (n/t) by techi8702004-12-07 12:36:36
    True, but the by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 12:32:00
  :-D (n/t) by Spud312004-12-07 12:02:14
  I will wager right now that more people are killed by evilsysadmin2004-12-07 11:27:26
    They should be banned by raptillicus2004-12-07 12:02:17
    Ban SUVs because they're ugly! by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 11:39:37
    Probably because by wheresthefish2004-12-07 11:29:43
      You're wasting your time. by LionsPhil2004-12-07 12:48:15
        Gun nuts don't see the design purpose by BloodyViking2004-12-07 12:57:59
      Are people less dead because by JPaganel2004-12-07 11:40:04
        I hate that argument. by McGowan2004-12-07 12:02:19
          So you are not interested in saving lives, by JPaganel2004-12-07 12:24:35
          I can see why you do. by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 12:24:06
          Um forensic evidence is pretty decent (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:03:55
  *rolls eyes* by DaNutBall2004-12-07 10:25:13
  Aren't you afraid an underprivileged by DarthSane2004-12-07 10:24:55
    No they're afraid of running out of ammo! by DaNutBall2004-12-07 10:31:55
  Cute. by retiqlum22004-12-07 10:21:24
    sounds like some one doesnt know to by joecrouse2004-12-07 10:35:58
      A few million Americans know how to use a bayonett by DarthSane2004-12-07 10:45:15
        The only reasons you'd ever WANT to use a bayonet by DesertRat662004-12-07 10:47:42
          Exactly my point what crook would even think by joecrouse2004-12-07 13:03:51
          3. You're Scottish by JPaganel2004-12-07 10:49:50
  I like it. (n/t) by techi8702004-12-07 10:14:56
  Funny joke by Egaeus2004-12-07 10:13:58
    How so? by BloodyViking2004-12-07 10:19:59
      :) Its about as intelligent as... by gibuu2004-12-07 15:26:29
    Not so stupid when you realize by DesertRat662004-12-07 10:17:09
      It is stupid by Egaeus2004-12-07 10:23:54
        Not useful?!?! by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
          I've got a fine "varmint rig" by Egaeus2004-12-07 10:47:44
            Is it capable of by DesertRat662004-12-07 10:51:32
              Why do you need to kill a prairie dog from by toxin2004-12-07 11:10:24
                Ever tried shooting a prairie dog? by themadkansan2004-12-07 11:16:48
                  Why do you need to kill prairie dogs? by toxin2004-12-07 11:54:36
                    Cattle by DesertRat662004-12-07 12:23:55
                      OT questions: are bison smarter about by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 12:37:54
                        I don't know for sure, but by BloodyViking2004-12-07 12:45:01
                          OK, so it boils down to money. I thought so. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 13:09:30
                            Yeah. Always follow the profit, not the prophet. (n/t) by kelli2172004-12-07 15:30:33
                        Bison darwinated on prairie dog lands. by toxin2004-12-07 12:43:32
                          Sounds fair to me. (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-12-07 12:58:56
                      So, are you a professional prairie dog by toxin2004-12-07 12:34:48
                        Have been by DesertRat662004-12-07 13:10:03
                          What worries me is that you by Astro-g2004-12-07 13:12:43
                            You dont live in a major metro area do you. by joecrouse2004-12-07 13:56:35
                              He's a Kiwi. Only weapon to worry about is by toxin2004-12-07 14:03:37
                                ahhh makes sence. by joecrouse2004-12-07 14:50:32
                            I do and it shouldn't worry you by DesertRat662004-12-07 13:45:51
                            Actually, he does have good and reasoned by toxin2004-12-07 13:26:25
                              I wasnt implying that DR66 shouldnt have a gun by Astro-g2004-12-07 13:31:29
                                My opinion by DesertRat662004-12-07 13:37:28
                                Yes, but what are Switzerland's laws with by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 13:51:12
                                The fact that most of the guns are submachine guns by joecrouse2004-12-07 14:11:47
                                Your last point is precisely why that model would by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 15:02:38
                                That's sort of my point by DesertRat662004-12-07 16:35:25
                                A few references by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                                There are a couple of things that can compare. by LurkerMo2004-12-07 14:01:05
                            There's a saying here in the states by DarthSane2004-12-07 13:20:50
                              My go to gun used to be a shotgun by DesertRat662004-12-07 13:59:52
                                Where I live by DarthSane2004-12-07 14:04:18
                              Another saying.. by bearman2004-12-07 13:23:37
                                OK THAT is S.C.A.R.Y. by DesertRat662004-12-07 13:39:53
                                That's where the keys come in. by bearman2004-12-07 13:46:46
                                Where'd you live east Baltimore? by joecrouse2004-12-07 13:58:28
                                Gary, Indiana. by bearman2004-12-07 14:00:31
                                I forgot how bad parts of the medium sized by joecrouse2004-12-07 14:07:33
                                Like I said, didn't think about it then, by bearman2004-12-07 14:10:58
                            Same reason cavemen had clubs. by bearman2004-12-07 13:19:26
                            Some people do have a real need for home defense. by BloodyViking2004-12-07 13:18:04
                  Yep. If you're serious about needing to by LurkerMo2004-12-07 11:36:55
                    Nothing wrong with shooting prairie dogs. by themadkansan2004-12-07 11:40:23
                      If you see nothing wrong with killing just for by LurkerMo2004-12-07 11:47:24
                        Never just target practice. by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 11:52:07
                          If you're serious about wanting to get rid of them by LurkerMo2004-12-07 11:55:30
                            I make no claim about shooting them by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 12:03:14
                              Remember that lead is poisonous by Egaeus2004-12-07 12:42:06
                                There are non-lead alternatives by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Cool, thanks by Egaeus2004-12-07 21:54:19
                                where I live by Astro-g2004-12-07 13:01:06
                            Setting poisons out is Never a good idea by BloodyViking2004-12-07 12:02:12
                        Around here shooting them is not just for target by techi8702004-12-07 11:50:11
                          Yep. Good reasons for killing them. See by LurkerMo2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Actually, the anti-gun lobby by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 11:40:14
                      But they're the fringe by Egaeus2004-12-07 12:39:06
                        Depends on what you are fringing. by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 12:54:07
                Why? by DesertRat662004-12-07 11:16:47
                  He's never had to put down a horse by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:45:10
                    I had to put down a friends horse by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:55:52
                  If a coyote needs to be killed in an urban setting by toxin2004-12-07 12:03:06
              Even more reason to ban guns! by altordwm2004-12-07 11:08:41
                Actually by DesertRat662004-12-07 12:14:24
              Well at that distance by Egaeus2004-12-07 11:04:13
                Nope it won't by DesertRat662004-12-07 11:11:17
                  The .177 has a lot more oomph behind it by Egaeus2004-12-07 11:13:42
                    Ballistics and physics by DesertRat662004-12-07 12:01:02
                      I don't know the numbers for the .177 by Egaeus2004-12-07 12:32:37
                        Sounds like the .17 Remington by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                          Could very well be by Egaeus2004-12-07 22:08:01
            And you can hit a varmit how far with that? by DarthSane2004-12-07 10:51:08
              .223 Mine goes 1000 yards with 30/90 scope. (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:41:13
            exept the .223 is good out past 200yrds. (n/t) by techi8702004-12-07 10:50:54
        What does that have to do with the point by JPaganel2004-12-07 10:30:29
          Read my point below by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Irrelevant. by BloodyViking2004-12-07 10:26:39
          So you want the freedom to waste your money by AndyA2004-12-07 10:29:07
          No, they were banned by Egaeus2004-12-07 10:28:59
            No, they were banned by BloodyViking2004-12-07 11:26:56
              Didn't work by DesertRat662004-12-07 13:34:13
            Incorrect by DesertRat662004-12-07 10:43:09
              That is exactly why they were banned. by retiqlum22004-12-07 11:00:14
              Who is most attracted to scary looks? by toxin2004-12-07 10:59:26
                So wrong on so many levels by DesertRat662004-12-07 11:40:26
                How many people gush about table saws? by JPaganel2004-12-07 11:15:26
                  I find the logic of giving vehicles the capability by toxin2004-12-07 11:46:01
                    Seat belts are safety equipment. by JPaganel2004-12-07 12:02:04
                      Seat-belts should not be banned. by toxin2004-12-07 12:25:52
                        I dunno toxin some guns are quite pretty by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:33:40
                          But should I not have the right to question by toxin2004-12-07 12:41:00
                            Wrong question. by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 12:47:06
                              So if some restriction is OK, and the argument is by toxin2004-12-07 13:21:45
                                Because... by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 14:31:28
                                Now see, there's where the difference of culture by DarthSane2004-12-07 13:30:44
                                Based on your past commentary, I know that by toxin2004-12-07 13:39:58
                                The problem with the anti-gun arguments by Arcanum2004-12-07 15:17:39
                                Exactly. (n/t) by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 15:19:34
                            In Canada there are. I am currently sitting on by techi8702004-12-07 12:42:11
                              In Canada, it got all [rude word] up. by toxin2004-12-07 12:54:15
                                did you mean privilege? (n/t) by gibuu2004-12-07 15:10:46
            The police rarely come up against that kind of by joecrouse2004-12-07 10:33:05
            Ok. Since you actually understand that law by JPaganel2004-12-07 10:32:18
              See my reply to BV by Egaeus2004-12-07 10:40:41
                I'm confused. by JPaganel2004-12-07 10:47:59
                  What differance does a vest make by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:17:39
                    It is a hard target. by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 12:27:20
                      In a criminal situation with a cop its often a by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:37:04
                        Most gunfights occur at 7 yards or less by DesertRat662004-12-07 13:31:37
                          Exactly (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 13:49:24
                  I can only think that he meant by BloodyViking2004-12-07 11:19:15
                  High capacity + rifle by Egaeus2004-12-07 10:55:14
                    Not really by DesertRat662004-12-07 11:08:30
                    Only Jesse Ventura could easily carry 600 rounds by JPaganel2004-12-07 11:02:47
                    You do realize that ANY weapon that accepts a by DarthSane2004-12-07 10:58:03
                      NICE! (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:20:03
                      Hence my comment about magazine regulation (n/t) by Egaeus2004-12-07 11:06:00
                        You must have entirely missed my comment by DarthSane2004-12-07 11:16:17
                          How about by Egaeus2004-12-07 11:17:07
                            What constitutes "making one"? by JPaganel2004-12-07 11:22:01
                            How about, by DarthSane2004-12-07 11:18:41
                  Or one by DesertRat662004-12-07 10:49:18
                s/banned/highly regulated/ (n/t) by Egaeus2004-12-07 10:41:01
                  That is a rather telling slip. (n/t) by JPaganel2004-12-07 10:42:12
                    They should be banned by Egaeus2004-12-07 10:42:46
                      Why? by DesertRat662004-12-07 10:45:06
                        GUNS ARE NOT PROTECTED BY THE CONSTITUTION! by raptillicus2004-12-07 11:56:09
                          I am a member of the Maryland Milita (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:11:08
                          Yes they are by bearman2004-12-07 12:01:23
                            The guns are only protected by raptillicus2004-12-07 12:04:35
                              A couple of problems here. by JPaganel2004-12-07 12:13:35
                              hey rap? by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:13:33
                                Semi automatic or fully automatic by buddha2004-12-07 14:56:37
                                1 case in how many years? (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 15:33:39
                                I was questioning whether you meant by buddha2004-12-07 15:56:20
                                It was a slippery slope arguement. by raptillicus2004-12-07 12:15:05
                                Now that just makes no sense. by JPaganel2004-12-07 12:21:08
                              Incorrect by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                                the author doesnt claim to have a correct meaning by gibuu2004-12-07 15:01:03
                              What is a militia? by bearman2004-12-07 12:07:51
                                And the concept is obsolete by Egaeus2004-12-07 12:24:16
                                So try to get it repealed by DesertRat662004-12-07 12:31:37
                                Why is it obsolete? (n/t) by bearman2004-12-07 12:25:53
                                Unless your opinion of the US military by Egaeus2004-12-07 12:28:36
                                Regulated? by bearman2004-12-07 12:39:10
                                Regulated, at the time the Constitution was writte by DesertRat662004-12-07 13:13:06
                                Didn't know that info was available. Where look? (n/t) by bearman2004-12-07 13:20:57
                                Here by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                                You keep linking to that by Egaeus2004-12-07 21:50:22
                                From the constitution by Egaeus2004-12-07 12:46:07
                                Actually, by JPaganel2004-12-07 12:32:09
                                Seeing as by Egaeus2004-12-07 12:34:40
                                BZZERRRRRT! by McNutcase2004-12-07 12:40:22
                                That's not what they're talking about by Egaeus2004-12-07 12:49:25
                                And yet... by McNutcase2004-12-07 12:52:07
                                Unfortunately by Egaeus2004-12-07 12:54:03
                                Who's to say that wasn't the intent? (n/t) by McNutcase2004-12-07 12:55:13
                                Who's to say it was? (n/t) by Egaeus2004-12-07 12:55:53
                                According to the historians by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 12:58:36
                                Oh I think that has been thoroughly researched by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:23:33
                                fixed link by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                                I will have to read more of that paper by gibuu2004-12-07 14:55:54
                                The amendment refers by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 15:18:34
                                I think it does. by JPaganel2004-12-07 15:05:01
                                <Deleted><Deleted>2004-12-07 13:18:58
                                Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-12-07 13:19:10
                                Doesn't a militia need grenades? by raptillicus2004-12-07 12:13:43
                                Those help, but not required. by bearman2004-12-07 12:22:09
                                Actually, one restriction is necessary for by LurkerMo2004-12-07 12:26:28
                                Drivers Licenses have solved what problem? by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                                No system is perfect by Egaeus2004-12-07 12:52:25
                                Certainly not where I live! by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 12:36:55
                                They may be bad, but have they had by LurkerMo2004-12-07 12:43:01
                                In Utah by Ston2004-12-07 15:32:11
                                They have made sure that only people that by LurkerMo2004-12-07 12:36:49
                                I'm still trying to parse your original assertion by DesertRat662004-12-07 12:52:31
                                That figure of less than 800 accidental deaths by LurkerMo2004-12-07 13:51:54
                                An old trick by DesertRat662004-12-07 14:20:07
                                So driver's licenses are pretty much useless by buddha2004-12-07 14:29:58
                                No just illustrating that the by DesertRat662004-12-07 16:28:04
                                Don't you think that there would be less by buddha2004-12-07 17:18:03
                                Of course, there would be fewer by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 17:54:34
                                The numbers by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 14:05:11
                                If your shot in a robbery attempt by joecrouse2004-12-07 14:03:41
                                sorry shorty82 that should read you're (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 14:04:27
                                Thank you for noticing your mistake and correcting by shorty822004-12-07 17:13:16
                                I could go with that. by JPaganel2004-12-07 12:29:37
                                You know that trick too bear? (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:25:28
                                Emotionalism and probably a fallacy as well by DesertRat662004-12-07 12:15:56
                                Tell that to the Viet Cong. (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:15:26
                                Or the Iraquis that seem to be quite a headache by JPaganel2004-12-07 12:19:55
                                The VC? (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:20:38
                                Viet Cong (n/t) by techi8702004-12-07 12:25:09
                          Your interpretation by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 11:59:49
                            No it doesn't. (n/t) by raptillicus2004-12-07 12:05:02
                              Really? by DesertRat662004-12-07 12:10:55
                        Because they have exactly one use by Egaeus2004-12-07 10:52:47
                          Only one? Are you sure? by DesertRat662004-12-07 11:02:06
                            NOT COVERED BY OTHER WEAPONS (n/t) by Egaeus2004-12-07 11:06:39
                              Why does that matter anyway? by BloodyViking2004-12-07 11:32:43
                              Guess what by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                                And that means what? (n/t) by Egaeus2004-12-07 11:26:28
                                That they have more than one use (n/t) by DesertRat662004-12-07 11:28:34
                                But you can easily change that by Egaeus2004-12-07 11:30:15
                                No you cannot by DesertRat662004-12-07 11:44:25
                              So you are saying other weapons can not be used to by DarthSane2004-12-07 11:13:08
                                Not in that quantity by Egaeus2004-12-07 11:15:33
                                Wrong again by DesertRat662004-12-07 11:25:45
                                Or lee harvy oswald. by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:09:40
                                That was Charles Whitman by DesertRat662004-12-07 12:12:35
                                Ok who was the Ranger that snaped at by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:18:48
                                No clue by DesertRat662004-12-07 12:26:28
                                something else by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:39:05
                                Used bovine food. by BloodyViking2004-12-07 11:22:34
                                Reppies gutting legislation by Egaeus2004-12-07 11:31:43
                                Automatic weapons aren't and never were banned by DarthSane2004-12-07 11:33:04
                                One time tax of $200 too expensive? by DesertRat662004-12-07 11:41:42
                                The tax was set in 1934. by JPaganel2004-12-07 11:47:39
                                The tax is still $200 by DesertRat662004-12-07 12:02:02
                                I know. by JPaganel2004-12-07 12:03:37
                                Works the same (n/t) by Egaeus2004-12-07 11:36:06
                                Not quite. by JPaganel2004-12-07 11:38:38
                                Indeed. Let them arm... by McNutcase2004-12-07 11:39:54
                                Ever fired a sporter? by DarthSane2004-12-07 11:17:06
                                No by Egaeus2004-12-07 11:21:38
                                OK, his definition makes by ManiacJoe2004-12-07 11:24:45
                                And I said that by Egaeus2004-12-07 11:27:29
                                Where? (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-12-07 11:38:20
                                In other words any semi that can accept a by DarthSane2004-12-07 11:23:38
                          caveat: in the hands of the wrong person by toxin2004-12-07 11:01:49
                            What about an expert with a bolt action by joecrouse2004-12-07 12:05:14
                            An expert with a knife is more dangerous by DarthSane2004-12-07 11:03:13
                              An expert with a spoon.... (n/t) by raptillicus2004-12-07 12:00:49
      forgot to add by DesertRat662004-12-07 10:18:55
  OMFG. by PsychoI3oy2004-12-07 10:11:39
Enigmatic picture link of the day! by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  20 Pence? (n/t) by celticess2004-12-07 13:32:17
  1876 days remaning? by LionsPhil2004-12-07 12:34:44
    nope, really really early by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-07 12:47:24
  How's this for cookies? by voxwoman2004-12-07 10:56:05
    Not quite. by McNutcase2004-12-07 11:08:19
      Could it be.... by radiowave9112004-12-07 11:26:03
        Ummm....I'd like to buy an 'L', please by radiowave9112004-12-07 11:27:38
          Yes, but there's something ever so Freudian... by kelli2172004-12-07 15:45:06
          Correct :) (n/t) by McNutcase2004-12-07 11:34:21
  Let's see... by retiqlum22004-12-07 10:07:10
Victor V. Vulture, by hadji2004-12-07 09:51:38
  I slit the sheet... by Sterling_Ag2004-12-07 15:02:23
  The cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 11:50:53
  A Canner excedingly can he, by P.Buttercup2004-12-07 10:00:01
Blackadder weighs in! by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hurrah for Mr Bean! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-07 11:54:50
  What Rowan says is true. But there is a danger by LurkerMo2004-12-07 09:34:11
    I am confused. by McGowan2004-12-07 11:34:52
<Deleted><Deleted>2004-12-07 10:44:38
  Moderated for language (re-post) by Nea2004-12-07 10:45:26
  MODS! by BloodyViking2004-12-07 10:00:35
    Both changed. by esbita2004-12-07 11:19:37
      No reputable car lot would try that. by BloodyViking2004-12-07 13:34:35
        That would be GM again... by esbita2004-12-07 19:59:06
      Try one of the Frecycle organizations. by joecrouse2004-12-07 13:31:37
      (((esbita))) by spiffikins2004-12-07 12:44:22
    where you at esbita (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 10:10:32
      That's nice of you. by shorty822004-12-07 10:31:02
        Freecycleharford IS one word its an organisation ( (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 13:26:18
        When will you cease being a jerk about spelling? by wheresthefish2004-12-07 11:00:51
          I am not trying to make a mockery of your efforts, by shorty822004-12-07 11:33:31
            Then be polite about it. by wheresthefish2004-12-07 11:56:44
              Indeed. by LionsPhil2004-12-07 12:44:33
              Agreed. (n/t) by Havoc2004-12-07 12:09:17
              Well said. (n/t) by Spud312004-12-07 12:03:59
            Or maybe by Egaeus2004-12-07 11:35:39
              No, he is partialy right I am fairly lazy by joecrouse2004-12-07 13:18:24
              Not using apostropphes in contractions and by shorty822004-12-07 11:38:17
                And when I feel its important enough to by joecrouse2004-12-07 13:21:37
                  In case you care by zelda2004-12-07 17:13:25
                Well. I would think that this board is an by chrisP2004-12-07 11:46:19
                  Not to that degree. by shorty822004-12-07 12:28:01
                    Then just don't read them. by chrisP2004-12-07 13:07:50
                    s/worst/worse/; (n/t) by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-07 12:48:48
                    s/apostrphes/apostrophes/ (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-12-07 12:41:27
                    It is also sad that by Havoc2004-12-07 12:36:48
          How was that being a jerk? He made by shorty822004-12-07 11:24:45
            Because you do it constantly by Egaeus2004-12-07 11:34:32
              They did not ask me to stop directly. by shorty822004-12-07 11:36:45
                You don't *have* to correct them. by Nea2004-12-07 16:58:52
                  errata by Nea2004-12-07 17:04:57
                re: corrections by Havoc2004-12-07 12:18:12
                  I was thinking is there a way to set up a spell by joecrouse2004-12-07 13:11:52
                    Send all your posts to shorty82 by Havoc2004-12-07 13:14:14
                      The thought had occured to me. (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 13:19:05
                Au contraire by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  I didn't ask him to stop I requested that he by joecrouse2004-12-07 13:08:54
                    Ah, that's why by Egaeus2004-12-07 13:18:16
                      No it was still there. I was warned on the board ( (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 13:23:59
  Just save up and buy a cheap used car by evilsysadmin2004-12-07 09:49:30
  See your diary. (n/t) by toxin2004-12-07 09:35:51
  ...Be glad you have it to deal with. by themadkansan2004-12-07 09:27:01
    [[themadkansan]] by Havoc2004-12-07 12:59:39
Not a good way to start the day... by airRaid52004-12-07 09:08:49
  any warrenty on the tire? (n/t) by techi8702004-12-07 09:16:16
    Dunno, I'll check once I get home (n/t) by airRaid52004-12-07 09:20:00
Interesting Ford commercial by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm very torn... by dire_lobo2004-12-07 09:30:06
    I think I just realised how important by McGowan2004-12-07 11:44:48
    Have to agree with you on all points. by techi8702004-12-07 09:40:20
  Very Moving.... (n/t) by DShade2004-12-07 09:09:22
At least they found the problem with the new by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  *boggle* by lonegunman2004-12-07 10:01:49
  Did we sell you them too? by Treehugger2004-12-07 08:31:27
    No, these were built in Austria. (n/t) by techi8702004-12-07 08:36:02
      I figured it out by Egaeus2004-12-07 09:59:46
        Doesn't Chrysler make stuff in Canada anyway? (n/t by PsychoI3oy2004-12-07 10:18:50
        No it's the sub as in by toxin2004-12-07 10:17:40
          Hahahaha by Egaeus2004-12-07 11:10:23
Happy hanukkah by celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Kosherized pickle? (n/t) by raptillicus2004-12-07 11:04:41
  I think anything showing that picture by sjay2004-12-07 09:20:10
    My jewish in-laws showed me this one over the... by emlaabs2004-12-07 10:19:08
      hmm where I only saw by celticess2004-12-07 10:22:38
        there was also... by emlaabs2004-12-07 10:28:40
          That swirly text? by celticess2004-12-07 13:31:48
  "Oy is just yo backwards." by retiqlum22004-12-07 09:15:39
Applying for a job today by Llyr2004-12-07 08:00:10
  Will you still be eligible by emlaabs2004-12-07 10:36:43
  {{{Llyr}}} by Spud312004-12-07 09:12:17
  Good Luck! (n/t) by radiowave9112004-12-07 08:47:53
  that suits you so much by Nightwind2004-12-07 08:31:11
  luck by smiler_As2004-12-07 08:25:03
  Good luck! (n/t) by chaotic2004-12-07 08:04:07
  {{{Llyr}}} by Reddy2004-12-07 08:01:35
It looks like I may have dodged a figurative by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 07:39:42
  Any chance of using alternative by sjay2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Kool aid! If the condo officers don't want to by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 11:11:17
  {Nola} Good you escaped. by scissors2004-12-07 08:27:59
  {{{NOLAWitch}}} by voxwoman2004-12-07 08:05:09
    Yeah, the breaker panel is HUGE, containing by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 08:09:36
      Oh, is your condo by voxwoman2004-12-07 08:39:10
        Townhouses. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 08:44:39
          Definitely group decisioin, but lobby for upgrade by inittab2004-12-07 10:03:05
      Square D is rock solid stuff - you can't go wrong by dire_lobo2004-12-07 08:28:25
        I may print out all these testimonials by computer by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 08:31:05
          A friend of mine is a lineman for by radiowave9112004-12-07 08:41:47
            You can double tap breakers by emlaabs2004-12-07 10:31:27
  If you have an old FPE panel, by radiowave9112004-12-07 07:46:20
    I know. I've got an estimate for just that. by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 07:56:29
      *Snagged: $500 of "[D]" breakers last week. by inittab2004-12-07 09:04:58
        Total coolosity! Nice scrounging, dude. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 09:14:20
        All I can say to that is... by radiowave9112004-12-07 09:08:36
          Yup, I had fun + most of the crew did too... by inittab2004-12-07 09:30:47
            Definitely not a time to be cocky by vampire2004-12-07 09:53:44
              standard 3-phase, same voltage each way. by inittab2004-12-07 10:20:49
                best advice I ever got by leistico2004-12-07 10:40:28
    mmmm D^2 by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-07 07:51:51
      I've worked with it...Square D stuff is worth it by VCA2004-12-07 08:16:13
  Damn. by nin_man2004-12-07 07:45:51
    Nin_mice may have the same problems with by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 07:57:41
      Pfah. by nin_man2004-12-07 08:11:34
        *leaves trail of cheese leading to the river* by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 08:21:16
Hmmm new trend by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What's new? Don't tell me no one else did that by UnFair2004-12-07 09:33:16
    It was just so difficult by Spisefisken2004-12-07 10:28:51
  Reality TV programmers take note!!! (n/t) by webishop2004-12-07 08:49:49
  Mistery Science Theater 3000 comes to my mind by ideur2004-12-07 08:00:53
    Come on now by binkley2004-12-07 08:45:50
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! by jpprater2004-12-07 07:31:22
Statistics vs. a Statistician by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: Gun owning Ufies... by scragman2004-12-07 07:19:02
  Small problem(s) by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    ok... by scragman2004-12-07 09:22:44
      All right how different do you want to be? by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
        wow... by scragman2004-12-07 10:21:30
          If you do not have a ramped barrel now by DesertRat662004-12-07 12:45:45
ATTN: joecrouse by VCA2004-12-07 07:14:39
  No problem (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 08:39:39
SWMBO is trying to POISON me! by toxin2004-12-07 07:10:40
  what? I guess if she wanted to keep it cold, by dire_lobo2004-12-07 09:34:08
  That was just a warning by Number_Six2004-12-07 07:30:53
    Foot massage on the plans for tonight by toxin2004-12-07 07:56:04
  Maybe she's trying to make by MatthewDBA2004-12-07 07:15:07
    We have enough yogurt. Don't need more. by toxin2004-12-07 07:20:44
    Sour cream? (n/t) by webishop2004-12-07 07:20:27
      butter! (n/t) by Egaeus2004-12-07 07:24:38
        hehe, someone else reads ctrl-alt-del :) (n/t) by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-07 07:34:29
        Mmmm...butter.... (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-07 07:27:34
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'd rather travel honestly as an American by niwikki2004-12-07 09:00:44
    In some cases, it is more a safety issue by crash_2004-12-07 11:19:40
      well, I don't plan on wearing an American flag on by niwikki2004-12-07 14:42:52
    Blaming an american about his voting is ridiculous by UnFair2004-12-07 10:28:01
  There goes the canadian reputation... :-p (n/t) by Number_Six2004-12-07 08:45:09
  Not that I've mastered the French language... by Illiad2004-12-07 08:40:30
    Oui. Il montre que les Américains ne sont pas by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 08:43:07
  I'm not sure by scissors2004-12-07 08:12:07
  Never bothered with a Canadian lapel... by esbita2004-12-07 08:09:46
  And Danish Flags are very welcome in Israel by tompaine2004-12-07 07:43:59
  Some Americans have been doing that for years by cristobal2004-12-07 07:16:09
    When I was in Scotland... by Avium2004-12-07 08:54:10
  I know a lot about Canadian geography. by kelli2172004-12-07 06:57:42
Remembering Lessa...repost from last night by radiowave9112004-12-07 06:27:15
  Thank you for everything by Spisefisken2004-12-07 09:05:32
  And thanks to you by Nea2004-12-07 08:15:30
  The letter to AFI by radiowave9112004-12-07 06:27:54
    Beautiful by Spisefisken2004-12-07 09:08:09
      Thank you. It took several tries by radiowave9112004-12-07 09:10:36
25 QOTDs of Ufiemas by drummergeek2004-12-07 06:21:19
  Favourite or not - this is what Christmas brings by LurkerMo2004-12-07 09:25:30
  The year my sister and I had a revolution by farfalla2004-12-07 09:18:32
  I've posted this one before so unless you like by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 07:53:07
    {{{NOLAWitch}}} by Reddy2004-12-07 08:00:06
      It still chokes me up to remember it. by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 08:06:30
  Mom hurting her eye with a Christmas light... by esbita2004-12-07 07:39:27
  When all my grandparents were alive by celticess2004-12-07 07:28:04
  I think that would have to be by syren2004-12-07 07:09:19
  My siblings oppened my present by hyzenthlay2004-12-07 07:05:46
  Putting up the decorations... by sstacks2004-12-07 07:02:28
  Holiday memories by bastetsmuse2004-12-07 06:36:07
  Trivial Pursuit. by Avium2004-12-07 06:30:16
  the cats going up the christmas tree... by scragman2004-12-07 06:26:53
  How can a bad memory be a favorite? by DesertRat662004-12-07 06:26:40
    *chokes* by Egaeus2004-12-07 10:01:53
    My favorite is not a good one by drummergeek2004-12-07 06:29:19
  Christmas Eve Dinner by radiowave9112004-12-07 06:25:59
Please check in with a thought... by bastetsmuse2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's blowing and wet outside...I'll take a rain by webishop2004-12-07 07:24:04
  checked a couple of thoughts by voxwoman2004-12-07 06:48:51
SNOW!!! by bastetsmuse2004-12-07 06:08:55
  pics??? by Reddy2004-12-07 08:01:06
  *mounds up some snow* by Sterling_Ag2004-12-07 07:05:23
  *Tries to build a Snow-Dust-Puppy* by Doe2004-12-07 06:27:26
    Just sprinkle charcoal over the by bastetsmuse2004-12-07 06:30:21
      *Sticks a mop into the ground...* by Doe2004-12-07 06:34:00
  Can you send some of that here? by JustnCase2004-12-07 06:13:47
    Once every 6-7 years isn't enough? by vampire2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Look! Over there! by foredeck2004-12-07 06:10:14
    Yay! *hides behind tree, makes snowball* by Treehugger2004-12-07 06:16:54
      *rumbling is heard in the background* by krikkert2004-12-07 06:21:11
        * Blub !! * by Treehugger2004-12-07 06:22:59
          *seeks revenge for treehuggers near drowning* by syren2004-12-07 06:35:18
            Thanks honey. by Treehugger2004-12-07 06:39:02
              *sneaks up in snow coverage* by krikkert2004-12-07 07:19:01
                *uses special freeze ray to re-freeze bunker* by Treehugger2004-12-07 07:22:52
                  *pelts snowballs back at treehugger* by krikkert2004-12-07 07:23:53
            drops avalanche on syren by bastetsmuse2004-12-07 06:37:05
              I know but men need telling occasionally. by syren2004-12-07 06:39:46
                High Five! (n/t) by Treehugger2004-12-07 06:40:26
                  *high fives* by syren2004-12-07 06:53:56
                    Let us go against krikkert again by Treehugger2004-12-07 06:55:18
                      Cool. by syren2004-12-07 06:57:29
                        *whips out Axe* by krikkert2004-12-07 06:59:52
                          *Brings rocket launcher up to shoulder* by Treehugger2004-12-07 07:03:12
                            *sneaks out the back way* by syren2004-12-07 07:10:26
                              Gah! Cold! by krikkert2004-12-07 07:14:04
                                *squeal !!!* by Treehugger2004-12-07 07:20:26
                                *dons white suit* by syren2004-12-07 07:24:39
                                *finds remote control* by krikkert2004-12-07 07:22:52
                                *Buries underground* by Treehugger2004-12-07 07:24:02
                                *throws snowball* by krikkert2004-12-07 07:25:17
                                *meditates* by Treehugger2004-12-07 07:26:49
                                *snaps fingers* by krikkert2004-12-07 07:28:12
                                My mind is very strong by Treehugger2004-12-07 07:28:58
                                Your mind might be strong. by krikkert2004-12-07 07:30:50
                                My link is greater by Treehugger2004-12-07 07:32:05
                                I can't? Watch me. (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-07 07:33:11
                                Like two guys arguing over whose is bigger.... (n/ (n/t) by vampire2004-12-07 08:38:28
                                I don't have one. by Treehugger2004-12-07 08:39:46
              *tackles bastetsmuse into a snowdrift* by Treehugger2004-12-07 06:38:01
                *slams treehugger into a snowman* by krikkert2004-12-07 07:02:56
                  *scrambles back up* by Treehugger2004-12-07 07:03:55
                    *shakes leg* by krikkert2004-12-07 07:14:37
                      *Refuses to let go* (n/t) by Treehugger2004-12-07 07:20:53
                        Let go, or I'll kiss you. (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-07 07:24:14
                          *holds on really tight* by Treehugger2004-12-07 07:27:18
                            You asked for it. by krikkert2004-12-07 07:28:48
                              *does not barf* by Treehugger2004-12-07 07:30:46
                                Actually, I expected you to barf and let go of my by krikkert2004-12-07 07:31:40
                                Like I said, I'm bored by Treehugger2004-12-07 07:33:24
                                Wait.. I *still* have a treehugger attached to my by krikkert2004-12-07 07:35:25
                                *hugs krikkerts leg* (n/t) by Treehugger2004-12-07 07:53:07
                                My leg is not a tree! by krikkert2004-12-07 07:55:21
                                *laughs loads, rolls around and lets go* by Treehugger2004-12-07 07:56:23
                                *watches treehugger as she rolls into a snowdrift* by krikkert2004-12-07 08:13:28
                                Thank you so much. by Treehugger2004-12-07 08:26:44
                                GAH! Cold! Alright, that's it.. by krikkert2004-12-07 08:29:33
                                *pulls head out of snowdrift* by Treehugger2004-12-07 08:30:38
                                *catches snowball with hand* by krikkert2004-12-07 08:32:52
                                ooooh! Catch matrix stylee! by Treehugger2004-12-07 08:35:50
                                *catches three snowballs* by krikkert2004-12-07 08:38:06
                                *dodges all three in matrixy stylee* by Treehugger2004-12-07 08:40:34
                                *sidesteps* by krikkert2004-12-07 08:43:26
                                Let us adjourn to Illiways. by Treehugger2004-12-07 08:44:38
                                *resummons Illiways* by krikkert2004-12-07 08:46:25
                                hurrah. *Finds some ginger biscuits* by Treehugger2004-12-07 08:47:47
                Heh - nice one! (n/t) by syren2004-12-07 06:54:17
    *wipes snow out of eyes; vows revenge* (n/t) by bastetsmuse2004-12-07 06:11:59
GWB recognises the effect of his legislation... by foredeck2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Is this for real? by voxwoman2004-12-07 06:37:48
    Take a look at the Meta Data for the site... by foredeck2004-12-07 07:34:22
      OK, I'll be the doofus of the day by voxwoman2004-12-07 11:07:57
  Odd. by bastetsmuse2004-12-07 06:06:57
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
Fluffy!!! I knew you could do it.... by JerseyGirl2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I enrolled my hamster in college... by ktownson2004-12-07 06:23:13
  Ok, I read it and I get it except one part by PsychoI3oy2004-12-07 06:07:15
  Hardly original. by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
    But was it done by Egaeus2004-12-07 07:23:06
  That is one cool cat by Spisefisken2004-12-07 05:44:19
    Oh, MINE could by bastetsmuse2004-12-07 06:07:28
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey I made it - cool (n/t) by Reddy2004-12-07 07:53:30
Isn't this fraud? by TKirk2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Um - posting the live link is dangerous by Havoc2004-12-07 12:33:39
    I wasn't aware you could get a virus from visiting by TKirk2004-12-07 13:18:45
      Virus just from browsing... by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's NOT Sun Trust sending this out by tompaine2004-12-07 08:00:09
  It only takes one fish to bite to keep by webishop2004-12-07 07:26:31
  Thanks for the link. ;) by Scirocco2004-12-07 05:42:26
    Terrible idea by tompaine2004-12-07 08:06:44
      the link doesn't have identifying numbers (afaik) by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-07 08:15:45
    ooh, how did you manage that? by TKirk2004-12-07 07:26:52
      visa numbers start with 4 by pSYCHOi3OY2004-12-07 07:52:44
    heheh, good idea by PsychoI3oy2004-12-07 05:58:57
      It's only TUESDAY? by airborneric2004-12-07 06:08:10
        no kidding, yesterday felt like a whole week by PsychoI3oy2004-12-07 06:10:28
        Good news, though. by Spud312004-12-07 06:09:58
          Hurrah, that is good news by Treehugger2004-12-07 06:18:58
            Well, I'm sure there'll be some on Friday. by Spud312004-12-07 06:25:36
              There's always a bit of gutter by Treehugger2004-12-07 06:27:35
                This is true. (n/t) by Spud312004-12-07 06:29:50
  I can explain the SunTrust thing... by VCA2004-12-07 05:34:32
    This is why I won't get a laptop for my Dad by voxwoman2004-12-07 05:45:36
  The word for it is "phishing" by nin_man2004-12-07 05:34:11
  You can report them to the card company. by krikkert2004-12-07 05:33:58
Now that's strange behavior (Firefox 1.0) by ChuckAB2004-12-07 04:56:25
  Something I've noticed... by Nessalc2004-12-07 05:31:19
    File -> Exit works fine for me. (just tried it :p) by Scirocco2004-12-07 05:45:10
      It's really strange by Nessalc2004-12-07 13:42:37
  Oh - running on W2K Pro, sp2 by ChuckAB2004-12-07 05:00:50
  talk to it. by Gargravarr2004-12-07 04:59:45
    If someone pushes by sauerlandcowboy2004-12-07 05:08:18
VoIP - Gateways to European ISDN by sauerlandcowboy2004-12-07 04:52:33
  Schau dir auch mal pbx4linux an by stacato2004-12-07 05:07:19
Off work today {= (n/t) by joecrouse2004-12-07 04:32:20
  are you laying hardwood floors outside or what? by plblark2004-12-07 07:56:02
    When you have tounge and grove joints by joecrouse2004-12-07 08:48:00
      Ok, I get it. by plblark2004-12-07 19:25:34
  *brings out crisps and by syren2004-12-07 05:13:14
    Im thinking do laundry and start drinking heavil, by joecrouse2004-12-07 06:12:42
Attn: retiglum2 by romandas2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cool, now I know. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-12-07 08:56:08
Gmail post by gmailthread2006-11-19 12:55:59
ONQ, Commercialmas style! by krikkert2004-12-07 03:17:48
  Woot! Potatoes! by Spud312004-12-07 05:16:53
    {{{Spud31}}} by JerseyGirl2004-12-07 05:25:22
      {{{JerseyGirl}}} (n/t) by Spud312004-12-07 05:30:40
      Whats wrong with good ol' by McGowan2004-12-07 05:28:36
        Oh, thanks. That was nice. ;-P (n/t) by Spud312004-12-07 05:31:02
      You're not making Spud into anything! by krikkert2004-12-07 05:26:56
        Thank you. by Spud312004-12-07 05:30:18
    I thought you'd like that one, yes. (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-07 05:19:32
Attn: wwill by smiler_As2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thanks for passing it on. by wwill2004-12-07 06:48:17
  /s/useing/using (n/t) by smiler_As2004-12-07 03:16:02
Maybe She should photoshop it by joecrouse2004-12-07 03:13:41
  This would be an improvement, me thinks. (n/t) by romandas2004-12-07 04:04:19
Illiad, honestly.. by krikkert2004-12-07 02:45:40
JD, do you have the book "The Military 100"? by run.dll2004-12-07 02:10:44
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moderated by request by purplepineapple2004-12-07 02:26:25
  MODS! - Please Delete by dab2004-12-07 02:10:31
Illiways, the Café at the end of the UFieverse by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *groans* my head, my head by TrogL2004-12-07 08:13:16
    *drops TrogL into a giant bucket* by krikkert2004-12-07 08:15:21
  {{{Krikkert}}} by Reddy2004-12-07 07:57:43
  *hugs Krikkert* by esbita2004-12-07 06:14:23
    You guys are evil :( by krikkert2004-12-07 06:22:25
  God dag! by chrisP2004-12-07 05:33:41
    God ettermiddag, unge mann. by krikkert2004-12-07 05:39:28
      Mange takk! by chrisP2004-12-07 06:02:00
        Heheheh... by krikkert2004-12-07 06:03:41
          *ding* by chrisP2004-12-07 06:37:17
            You're insane. by krikkert2004-12-07 07:00:44
              No news, that :-P by chrisP2004-12-07 07:09:17
                Good boy. by krikkert2004-12-07 07:15:30
                  *looks silly* by chrisP2004-12-07 08:18:46
                    It's better than petting you, isn't it? (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-07 08:30:33
                      Right that. by chrisP2004-12-07 09:22:21
  Guten Morgen :) (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-12-07 04:09:28
    Guten Morgen. by krikkert2004-12-07 04:10:49
      Ja können Sie, Ihnen danken by JerseyGirl2004-12-07 04:30:48
        That one is *so* not Babelfish. by krikkert2004-12-07 04:31:58
  *Goes back to bed* by Ubergeek22004-12-07 03:40:54
    Good boy. by krikkert2004-12-07 03:44:21
  Good Morning! Und möge jeder einen wunderbaren Tag by UnFair2004-12-07 03:16:01
    *unfair umwusel* by stoffeltier2004-12-07 06:05:51
      see you on goeffel :-) by UnFair2004-12-07 11:44:42
    *serviert Unfair frühstück* by krikkert2004-12-07 03:20:59
      where did you find the ü? by chaotic2004-12-07 03:32:36
        ASCII-codes also work by esteis2004-12-07 04:22:23
        How I got it? by krikkert2004-12-07 03:35:00
          ok, I don't know this by chaotic2004-12-07 03:41:24
            's a Norwegian keyboard. by krikkert2004-12-07 03:43:57
              that's sounds great by chaotic2004-12-07 03:47:28
                Not too great when programming though. by krikkert2004-12-07 03:48:28
                  here too by chaotic2004-12-07 04:35:56
                    {{{chaotic}}} by krikkert2004-12-07 04:39:55
                      thanks for the offer by chaotic2004-12-07 05:59:48
                        Hm, that's an idea. by krikkert2004-12-07 06:05:42
      *munches frühstück* by UnFair2004-12-07 03:24:51
        Not sure yet. by krikkert2004-12-07 03:26:29
          I can assure you by chaotic2004-12-07 03:29:59
            I already reckon on a bunch of you guys and gals by UnFair2004-12-07 03:47:33
  Gutenmorgen {{{krikkert}}} by naqoyqatsi2004-12-07 02:34:27
    Morgen! {{{naqoyqatsi}}} by krikkert2004-12-07 02:35:55
      Zwei kleinen Kinder = nicht viel Ruhe by naqoyqatsi2004-12-07 06:29:32
  Bitte, don't stop thinking in Deutsch by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Da. It's horrible. (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-07 02:33:18
  Good morning! by miss_ada2004-12-07 02:24:18
    Animals. by krikkert2004-12-07 02:32:17
      *munch* that sounds boring ... by miss_ada2004-12-07 02:43:39
        Other side of Christmas. by krikkert2004-12-07 02:47:00
          Rotmann ?? by miss_ada2004-12-07 03:02:34
            Short story. by krikkert2004-12-07 03:05:06
          Congrats by chaotic2004-12-07 02:51:46
            Sure. by krikkert2004-12-07 02:56:41
              I'm interested in the story by chaotic2004-12-07 03:10:01
                Thankies. by krikkert2004-12-07 03:12:27
      Oh, and.. *serves steak with fries* by krikkert2004-12-07 02:32:47
  Morning :) by syren2004-12-07 02:19:23
    *hugs quad* by Treehugger2004-12-07 02:26:22
      I think my shoulders and neck by syren2004-12-07 02:40:56
        These fingers are very strong by Treehugger2004-12-07 03:22:33
          Thanks lovey. by syren2004-12-07 03:25:08
    *serves tea and toast* by krikkert2004-12-07 02:20:45
      Disgruntled. by syren2004-12-07 02:39:14
        I know, read it and replied. by krikkert2004-12-07 02:43:34
          Thanks sweetie. by syren2004-12-07 02:45:14
            Weekend was great. by krikkert2004-12-07 02:56:23
              I saw it too. by syren2004-12-07 03:01:13
                I haven't got anything up here. by krikkert2004-12-07 03:02:28
                  *nods* Don't hold your breath. by syren2004-12-07 03:04:54
                    Domestic mail is priority here. by krikkert2004-12-07 03:05:59
                      Bum. by syren2004-12-07 03:12:46
  Today's Specials Board! by dab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Morning krikkert by Treehugger2004-12-07 02:08:21
    Heaven, eh? by krikkert2004-12-07 02:09:41
      I don't know why by Treehugger2004-12-07 02:25:45
        Sunrise? by krikkert2004-12-07 02:36:53
          I was up before sunrise by Treehugger2004-12-07 03:21:54
            *ruffles treehugger's hair* by krikkert2004-12-07 03:22:56
              *looks like an urchin with ruffled hair and grin* by Treehugger2004-12-07 03:24:56
                just make him smile by chaotic2004-12-07 03:28:09
                  What is this, a conspiracy? by krikkert2004-12-07 03:29:49
                    no conspiracy by chaotic2004-12-07 03:34:41
                      Yep. by krikkert2004-12-07 03:35:43
                        please post another photo when it's longer by chaotic2004-12-07 03:38:15
                          Ahem! *cough cough* by Treehugger2004-12-07 06:39:58
                            Back in you go, dear. by krikkert2004-12-07 07:01:46
                              *grabs krikkerts wrists and drags him in too* by Treehugger2004-12-07 07:04:53
                                *entwines legs around sign saying "Gutter ->"* by krikkert2004-12-07 07:17:04
                          Errrh? by krikkert2004-12-07 03:40:47
                            yes, I expect that by chaotic2004-12-07 03:43:09
                              Are you discriminating me based on my age!? :P by krikkert2004-12-07 03:45:18
                That'd require a total makeover. (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-07 03:25:31
                  Nah - Just put on thes rose tinted glasses by Treehugger2004-12-07 04:32:17
Happy Birthday JD! by Lildragon2004-12-07 01:40:53
  Happy Birthday! :) (n/t) by gibuu2004-12-07 14:08:22
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by Nea2004-12-07 11:01:54
  Grattis på födelsedagen JD!!! by Bellator2004-12-07 08:24:05
  *ahem* by Arcanum2004-12-07 08:23:13
    Is that a song? I love it! It's so gloriously by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 08:32:42
      Yes, it's a song. "The Barbarian Birthday Dirge" by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Cool! Cross swiping from another UFie. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 08:59:21
  Happy Birthday from the NL (n/t) by maxor2004-12-07 07:51:26
  Happy birthday Illiad! (n/t) by celticess2004-12-07 07:36:29
  Boldog szuletesnapot! (n/t) by sjay2004-12-07 07:19:45
  Happy Birthday Illiad! by vampire2004-12-07 07:14:13
  Happy Birthday Illiad (n/t) by CiscoJones2004-12-07 07:01:29
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY JD!!!! (n/t) by nvparrothead2004-12-07 06:32:40
  Happy Birthday by DesertRat662004-12-07 06:21:47
  Bappy Hirthday!!!!!!1111oneonetwelve (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-12-07 06:12:53
  Happy Birthday!!!!!! by Blindman2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Have a majorly groovy birthday, dude. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 06:01:04
  Happy birthday! by Spud312004-12-07 05:32:27
  Happy Birthday fellow Saggitarian! (n/t) by voxwoman2004-12-07 05:30:14
  Happy birthday! (n/t) by chrisP2004-12-07 05:28:31
  Happy Birthday! by lucidpsyche2004-12-07 05:27:20
  happy birthday JD!! by scragman2004-12-07 05:14:28
  Who's JD? by nin_man2004-12-07 05:11:24
    oooh! *faints from shock* by Treehugger2004-12-07 06:26:45
  Tillykke med fødselsdagen, Illiad (n/t) by kibeha2004-12-07 04:55:02
  Whay! Happy Birthday Illiad! by MaW2004-12-07 04:40:11
  Happy Hatching Day... Call Parent, say Thanks. by inittab2004-12-07 04:10:32
  Zum Geburtstag viel Glück und Gesundheit! (n/t) by UnFair2004-12-07 03:53:15
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by romandas2004-12-07 03:50:55
  Hyvää syntymäpäivää, JD =) (n/t) by afterburner2004-12-07 03:47:07
  gratulerer med dagen! (n/t) by langly2004-12-07 03:39:52
  Happy Birthday JD!!! by Electric Storm2004-12-07 03:26:50
  Happy Birthday (n/t) by techi8702004-12-07 02:57:32
  Happy birthday! (n/t) by Nath32004-12-07 02:57:06
  Happy Birthday JD! by chaotic2004-12-07 02:46:07
  Happy Birthday (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-12-07 02:38:08
  a very happy birthday to you. (n/t) by miss_ada2004-12-07 02:27:28
  Happy Birthday (n/t) by smiler_As2004-12-07 02:20:53
  Happy Birthday JD! by red_wolf2004-12-07 02:11:48
  Happy Birthday Genius !! by Treehugger2004-12-07 02:04:52
    *Raises an eyebrow* by syren2004-12-07 02:47:49
      Do you want to know? by Treehugger2004-12-07 03:23:26
        Do you think I ought to know? Will I be by syren2004-12-07 03:31:09
          There may be deep emotional scarring by Treehugger2004-12-07 04:31:41
          I'll make it easy on the two of you: Yes. (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-07 03:36:11
            Thanks...you're a real help. O_o (n/t) by syren2004-12-07 03:37:12
            (Unless treehugger, Illiad and a llama is a good t by krikkert2004-12-07 03:36:35
              It's always a good thing (n/t) by Treehugger2004-12-07 06:24:17
  *pops champagne cork* by purplepineapple2004-12-07 02:02:22
  Happy Birthday JD! by syren2004-12-07 01:58:18
  Happy Birthday to you! by dab2004-12-07 01:54:41
  Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, JD by Gak2004-12-07 01:52:21
    Nume s'Bescht, Chef ;-)! by saminz2004-12-07 02:30:21
  Happy Birthday JD by stacato2004-12-07 01:49:46
    *stimm ein* Hoch soll er leben, hoch soll er leben by ErniePi2004-12-07 02:15:20
      *tröööööööööööööööööööööt* by stacato2004-12-07 05:04:19
        *Hut aufsetz* by Winsmith2004-12-07 12:23:36
UF Tuesday Writers Group by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
Repost: Attn London UFies who want to meet me! by niwikki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Re: Nokia 6210 and 6310i by afterburner2004-12-07 04:26:23
    aye, 6210 is the winner realy by stacato2004-12-07 05:03:38
  Hmm... by oot2004-12-07 01:21:50
    ooh! that'd be really cool. by niwikki2004-12-07 01:26:03
      this is how it's done at heathrow by stacato2004-12-07 01:55:18
        is that where incoming flights empty out to? by niwikki2004-12-07 01:59:29
          more on it by stacato2004-12-07 02:12:17
            :-( by oot2004-12-07 03:28:48
              Unless you meet up outside of security, by wheresthefish2004-12-07 03:42:28
                Hmm... by oot2004-12-07 03:56:24
                  Hang on. by syren2004-12-07 04:01:35
                    I came through Heathrow T2 on sunday, by wheresthefish2004-12-07 04:39:52
                    Nope. oot's coming, niwikki's leaving. (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-07 04:02:54
                      Hmmm. by syren2004-12-07 04:04:56
                        trust me, no worky by stacato2004-12-07 05:00:33
I know that I said I would never denegrate... by retiqlum22004-12-07 00:27:04
  My deepest empathy! by tompaine2004-12-07 08:18:59
  You have a reason to be mad by naqoyqatsi2004-12-07 07:12:09
  The way evangelizing works is... by sstacks2004-12-07 07:00:26
  These people have toasted my buns by voxwoman2004-12-07 05:39:02
    *resists urge to stereotype Jewish women* (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-07 05:40:44
      I'm not Jewish anymore by voxwoman2004-12-07 05:47:01
  Was this magazine directed towards you? by JerseyGirl2004-12-07 04:23:54
    Jews for Jesus target Jews. by raptillicus2004-12-07 08:26:10
    not a magazine by Sojawurst2004-12-07 05:35:15
  I didn't really understand by Sojawurst2004-12-07 02:26:54
    Jews for Jesus by raptillicus2004-12-07 08:18:25
    Not really. by krikkert2004-12-07 02:38:29
  Ya know, by krikkert2004-12-07 02:11:46
  I'm sorry for the long post. by retiqlum22004-12-07 00:28:42
    Never mind by diGriz2004-12-07 00:44:46
      So good at trying to spread peace... by retiqlum22004-12-07 00:58:53
        They are cunning by naqoyqatsi2004-12-07 02:27:03
        So... by System Breaker2004-12-07 01:47:46
how can I open a .wps file in Linux ? by swisscheese2004-12-07 00:23:51
  According to by celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  word perfect by Astro-g2004-12-07 00:27:42
Now THAT would be a nag screen : by klar_at_work2004-12-07 00:20:07
  Or, conversely by Havoc2004-12-07 12:48:52
  Yes, as in by binkley2004-12-07 04:17:33
  ahhhhhh NO! (n/t) by Nerticle2004-12-07 01:47:30
Help needed for setup of hp pavillion(win2k) wifi by celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You got DHCP on the router enabled? by sauerlandcowboy2004-12-07 01:34:21
    Yes it's enabled. I found the problem though by celticess2004-12-07 08:38:03
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-12-07 00:10:01
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-12-07 00:02:17
  George S. Patton by l1nx2004-12-07 00:19:31
    Darryl F. Zanuck by DerSarek2004-12-07 00:25:42
      Your use of the present tense leads me to believe by nix2004-12-07 02:00:51
        actually not... by DerSarek2004-12-07 06:48:43
        Layers by gundam_rx78nt12004-12-07 06:00:06
          Close enough by nix2004-12-07 10:13:02
            Man, I'm really out of it today. by nix2004-12-07 11:19:53
      Tony Blair? *grin* (n/t) by syren2004-12-07 01:15:52
        My first guess was... by diGriz2004-12-07 03:00:00
Translations by Nea2004-12-07 00:01:03
  French/Français by saber2004-12-07 02:38:02
    Re: (2e case) by Yavine2004-12-07 03:04:57
      serviette de table? by bobtail2004-12-07 03:57:29
        c'est justement le problème ^^ by saber2004-12-07 06:19:32
          Pour le coup... by saber2004-12-07 06:26:13
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-12-07 00:20:10
  German / Deutsch (top post) by diGriz2004-12-07 00:08:51
    Alt (Versuch) by diGriz2004-12-07 04:54:03
      Autsch, hehehe, gott sei mein Zeuge... by UnFair2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Versuch geglückt, danke :-) (n/t) by chaotic2004-12-07 05:15:45
    by UnFair (heut mal lyrisch...) by UnFair2004-12-07 03:02:17
      Hehehe by Doe2004-12-07 04:08:49
        Danke sehr! Würd' ich ja gerne öfter machen by UnFair2004-12-07 04:16:35
          hoffen wir's by chaotic2004-12-07 05:16:40
      ROFL by murphy2004-12-07 03:47:40
        BRUELL! by saminz2004-12-07 05:10:42
      schön... by chaotic2004-12-07 03:22:30
    Swabian / Schwäbisch by Doe2004-12-07 00:13:22
      Gut gworde (n/t) by grmpf2004-12-07 03:24:49
    by diGriz by diGriz2004-12-07 00:09:36
      macht nichts by chaotic2004-12-07 01:07:43
  German / Deutsch (top post) (n/t) by Farmer2004-12-07 00:07:20
    berlinert by roger G. rapid2004-12-08 02:36:48
    Hessich (versuch) by areilly2004-12-07 11:03:16
      Klasse - kryptisch, aber wenn man's laut liest... by UnFair2004-12-07 11:09:19
        swag ist etwas schwer zu ubersetzen... by areilly2004-12-07 11:59:39
          Ah, ok. by UnFair2004-12-07 12:40:47
    by Farmer by Farmer2004-12-07 00:07:42
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  GWB starts another "war on $foo". (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2004-12-07 20:19:03
  If I told you, it would ruin the surprise! :-D (n/ (n/t) by kahuana2004-12-07 18:31:50
  I will be well enough to visit Ohio. :-) (n/t) by Spud312004-12-07 17:06:33
  A bunch of days... by SnappingTurtle2004-12-07 13:39:24
  Not sure. by DaNutBall2004-12-07 10:01:03
  Dollar crash by tigermouse2004-12-07 08:11:31
    Seconded by archnerd2004-12-07 11:56:26
  I forsee a severe attack of remorse by Bush by hieraco2004-12-07 06:04:25
    You're such a dreamer. The self-deluded seldom by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 08:11:03
      NOLAwitch - can't you see by tompaine2004-12-07 08:23:09
        That explains the bulge on the side of your face. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-12-07 11:47:17
  My two nieces will turn one. by syren2004-12-07 04:19:37
    Two nieces will turn one? by Spisefisken2004-12-07 05:11:33
      I will. Definately. by syren2004-12-07 05:27:11
        Oh cool by Spisefisken2004-12-07 07:29:33
    awesome by AshyRaine2004-12-07 04:28:57
      Two halves becoming one... that makes more sense. (n/t) by starharbor2004-12-07 06:37:32
  New car! Mmmm - sporty... (n/t) by defiler2004-12-07 03:45:15
  I expect to become an "old married lady" by AshyRaine2004-12-07 02:57:00
    Heh, my parents are still in shock. by krikkert2004-12-07 03:03:34
      That's better than the alternative by michaelt2004-12-07 03:55:51
        My friends mother was bugging him about by techi8702004-12-07 10:54:02
        That doesn't get better if your by syren2004-12-07 04:18:11
  Finally becoming PhD by moddermonster2004-12-07 02:07:51
    Starting PhD! (n/t) by MaW2004-12-07 04:57:49
  I will graduate law school by niwikki2004-12-07 00:33:37
  Duke Nukem Forever will be released! (n/t) by Liava2004-12-07 00:23:23
    ROFL by cuboci2004-12-07 00:25:13
  :) by celticess2004-12-07 00:17:28
    Keep faith Honey! by hieraco2004-12-07 06:00:48
      No in this case they will be soon by celticess2004-12-07 07:34:10
        Separated in '95? by krikkert2004-12-07 07:41:48
  Illiad will publish a book by Spisefisken2004-12-07 00:12:49
  Christmas. (n/t) by moixa2004-12-07 00:06:27
  <REM> It's the end of the world as we know it by salix2004-12-07 00:04:00
    So the song is REM... by llamatron2004-12-07 00:40:01
    Wasn't that supposed to happen in 2000? (n/t) by cuboci2004-12-07 00:05:19
      It's an annual event. by abb3w2004-12-07 06:18:19
  GUADEC :) (n/t) by cuboci2004-12-07 00:01:50
    Hurrah! by MaW2004-12-07 04:58:19
      As it will be in Stuttgart next year by cuboci2004-12-07 06:12:38
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  withholescutrightpumpkinsyourlover by raptor_872004-12-07 00:22:56
    Rent a movie called "Night on Earth" by Avium2004-12-07 06:41:59
    American Pumpkin II ? (n/t) by krikkert2004-12-07 02:18:55
    Probably means by cuboci2004-12-07 00:35:00

 

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