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Cartoon for Nov 25, 2004
Strip for Nov 25, 2004
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Yo Oot! by thread_killer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yo oot! (again) by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
For Great Justice. (n/t) by Illiad2004-11-25 23:54:53
  men in tights? (n/t) by celticess2004-11-25 23:56:57
    AYBABTU. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-11-26 18:35:28
Tonights CSI by celticess2004-11-25 23:12:10
  I wasn't keen on the by lord_dolphin2004-11-26 00:21:32
  rerun by swisscheese2004-11-25 23:39:02
    Ok yea I figured it was a rerun by celticess2004-11-25 23:56:31
I just learned about PTC by Spisefisken2004-11-25 23:10:57
Coquitlam PS - Public Storage by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 22:52:35
  Which one? by celticess2004-11-25 23:08:12
    I think that's the one... by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 23:13:30
      Yea well the one he mentioned is by celticess2004-11-25 23:27:38
        Yup, that's pretty much the plan. by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 23:40:37
Off to brave Black Friday in the morning by archnerd2004-11-25 22:29:30
Good night y'all! by shorty822004-11-25 22:07:04
Well, this is a fine how-do-you-do. by sofaspud2004-11-25 21:57:34
  sucky by jmoon5ftm2004-11-26 05:02:11
  :( by hadji2004-11-25 22:22:44
Thank you Ufies by schwing12006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{schwing1}}} by oot2004-11-26 08:38:09
Best comic sound effect in quite a while. by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 21:34:53
New concurrency question: by MrTrick2004-11-25 21:30:53
  this should work by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Looks identical to mine by Liava2004-11-25 22:04:56
      I forgot about the auto resets by ToLazyToThink2004-11-25 22:10:09
  Use a second mutex by Liava2004-11-25 21:54:11
  USe soem kind of event to signal B to process? by vetitice2004-11-25 21:44:44
    Data too varied to put through a pipe... by MrTrick2004-11-25 21:52:14
Attn: MrTrick by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 21:04:54
  Thanks Ag_wyvern by MrTrick2004-11-25 21:26:34
    AFUF? Okay, that's a new one for me :-) by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 21:28:48
      Yup... I made it up. by MrTrick2004-11-25 21:38:42
        Fair trade. by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 21:45:52
Attn: DR66 I'm in trouble and it's YOUR fault! by vetitice2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I really should re-write that recipe by DesertRat662004-11-25 21:25:46
    Hey, no worries! by vetitice2004-11-25 21:32:12
      I always use a thermometer by DesertRat662004-11-25 21:37:19
        Gotcha. What's the correct temp? (n/t) by vetitice2004-11-25 21:45:11
          Depends on who you ask by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Doncha just hate poorly organized recipes. by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 21:31:09
      The recipe for the garlic paste must FLOW by vetitice2004-11-25 21:36:21
        Garlic, the stinking rose. by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 21:48:13
  No, it is because cornstarch is evil! by lab rat2004-11-25 21:20:53
Saw The Incredibles this evening. Fun movie. by lab rat2004-11-25 19:58:42
  We loved it! by j.butterfly2004-11-25 21:07:02
Pentium IV is on crack by nix2004-11-25 18:52:35
  It seems that C99 requires this behaviour by nix2004-11-25 23:05:35
  GCC is very afraid of division by Liava2004-11-25 21:44:33
  ??? These are the parts I actually understood: by swisscheese2004-11-25 20:59:02
  That's what you get for buying intel (n/t) by ToterSan2004-11-25 19:00:56
    I didn't. It's the boxes at school by nix2004-11-25 19:03:25
      Yup. AMD does the same thing. (n/t) by nix2004-11-25 19:25:20
&%@# cat!!!! (potential TMI warning) by oot2004-11-25 18:27:13
  You bought one of those plastic things? by Scirocco2004-11-25 18:29:49
    Nope. No assistive devices by oot2004-11-25 18:44:20
      her name was dot? by Nightwind2004-11-25 21:23:31
        Wha? by oot2004-11-25 21:32:49
          O_o ... oookkkaaay... by sofaspud2004-11-25 21:59:31
            If she decides to try it... by oot2004-11-25 22:05:22
              Does Momar Kadafi know about this? (n/t) by hadji2004-11-25 22:28:03
                ??? (n/t) by oot2004-11-25 22:40:22
              TMI!! by shorty822004-11-25 22:07:55
                Sorry (n/t) by oot2004-11-25 22:09:27
              If you use archive.org... by oot2004-11-25 22:07:22
      bashful bladder section is interesting. by McGowan2004-11-25 18:47:40
        {{{McGowan}}} (n/t) by oot2004-11-25 19:42:47
    You dont really want to know how she does it by McGowan2004-11-25 18:41:24
I should be sleeping... by excessive2004-11-25 18:01:59
  ...not that its ominous. by excessive2004-11-25 18:03:28
Thanksgiving sucks. by McGowan2004-11-25 17:42:05
  o.O? by oot2004-11-25 20:17:54
  I love it. by Spud312004-11-25 19:57:14
  Glad I like all my family that is in the area. (n/ (n/t) by shorty822004-11-25 19:11:51
    Actually I like mine as well. by McGowan2004-11-25 19:18:41
      I guess. All of my extended family have by shorty822004-11-25 19:54:55
      For Some reason I have to agree with that by Dad2TZK2004-11-25 19:51:20
  Seconded by da-gimp2004-11-25 17:49:23
    Which boils down to the common postulate: by williamashbless2004-11-25 17:51:44
      that makes perfect sense by da-gimp2004-11-25 18:01:04
        I could actually think of one.... by Scirocco2004-11-25 18:06:45
*sigh* Another one... UML, booch and unified by Scirocco2004-11-25 17:14:13
  Anyone who knows anything about these three please by Scirocco2004-11-25 17:40:55
    Does this help? by williamashbless2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Looks like what I was searching for, yes... by Scirocco2004-11-25 18:01:26
Any windows API gurus about? by MrTrick2004-11-25 17:03:43
  Cmon, there's gotta be a few around, at least! by MrTrick2004-11-25 18:08:30
    Thoughts by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 20:51:44
      Thanks Ag_wyvern by MrTrick2004-11-25 21:17:30
        Okay... then use GetLastError(..) by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 21:20:53
    What error is returned? by ToLazyToThink2004-11-25 18:27:40
      Not sure.... by MrTrick2004-11-25 18:58:07
        The second one by ToLazyToThink2004-11-25 21:46:54
So I bought some hoopy new wiper blades... by kahuana2004-11-25 17:03:11
TRYPTOPHAAAAAN (n/t) by Llyr2004-11-25 16:59:20
  plus Benedryl... by friareriner2004-11-25 17:38:58
    I'm mostly immune to Benadryl's soporific effects by Llyr2004-11-25 17:45:02
  Shhh. I'm sleeping. (n/t) by williamashbless2004-11-25 17:01:51
W:ET anyone? (n/t) by Spudd862004-11-25 16:57:13
Is there any standard for how a "state machine" by Scirocco2004-11-25 16:18:58
  The State Machine by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *snort* :-) (n/t) by kahuana2004-11-25 17:00:08
  There are probably many 'standard' representations by kahuana2004-11-25 16:29:00
    Well, if its not finite,.. by excessive2004-11-25 18:17:53
  A directed graph? by Arachnid2004-11-25 16:26:18
    Yeah. Circles (nodes) for states. by williamashbless2004-11-25 16:28:02
      We use "S", too. by LionsPhil2004-11-25 17:12:49
      Alright... standard automaton stuff then. by Scirocco2004-11-25 16:31:37
        Mmmmmm, AI... (n/t) by williamashbless2004-11-25 16:36:07
Remember Dual Voodoo 2's? 'SLI' ring a bell? by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Things like that are the reason I got back into by rook_mtl2004-11-25 16:24:40
  Woah! I hadn't seen any benchmarks for this before by Scirocco2004-11-25 16:24:05
    Well, at the moment SLI is more $ than an 800XT-PE by theanomaly2004-11-25 16:39:26
      Hehe... I'm not really that much for bragging by Scirocco2004-11-25 17:00:33
        Hehe. by theanomaly2004-11-25 19:11:00
If I've told you once... by Kickstart2004-11-25 16:04:58
  *sets up mental soap dispenser* (n/t) by Arachnid2004-11-25 16:32:39
    *SOAP has generated a general protection fault* (n/t) by kahuana2004-11-25 16:42:51
      So that means... by Kickstart2004-11-25 16:52:20
        Stupidly transmitted diseases? by McGowan2004-11-25 17:32:12
Is anyone else knackered? by NOLAWitch2004-11-25 15:33:21
  Nope :D I'm as alert as a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (n/t) by JustnCase2004-11-25 18:55:24
  Worn slap out by thread_killer2004-11-25 17:12:36
  I'm knackered, and my boss is pissed... by Grignr2004-11-25 16:17:04
  Nah, didn't celebrate this year by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 16:00:17
    BTW, Nola: by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 16:06:05
      Deliciously crunchy with an undertone of by NOLAWitch2004-11-25 16:28:56
  Yea, and I only had an A&W Double Teen combo. by kahuana2004-11-25 15:58:06
  I'm still at work by krisguy2004-11-25 15:38:55
    That bites the big, hairy haunch. by NOLAWitch2004-11-25 15:39:58
      /me no need turkey by krisguy2004-11-25 15:40:50
I am Looking at getting a New TV by laserman2004-11-25 15:08:43
  If there's a Best Buy near you by pk23172004-11-25 16:04:48
    Here's the direct link: by pk23172006-11-19 12:55:59
  Congratulations! by McGowan2004-11-25 15:47:19
Second batch of chilled coffee by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Whip it after it you mix it with some cream? (n/t) by Spudd862004-11-25 20:44:49
    OK... by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 22:21:01
  {{{SnappingTurtle}}} by Reddy2004-11-25 15:09:39
    {{{Reddy}}} by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 15:10:40
There are strange things done in the midnight sun (n/t) by williamashbless2004-11-25 14:58:53
  and most of them involve llamas. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-11-25 15:01:59
    DUCK! (n/t) by dodrian2004-11-25 15:15:54
      Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger.. by techi8702004-11-25 15:20:58
        I'm I to assume no-one recognises this? by swisscheese2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I've heard that before by Spudd862004-11-25 20:46:49
            I heard it sung (n/t) by Spudd862004-11-25 20:47:31
Anyone know if it's possible to... by nix2004-11-25 14:49:12
  Sure by Arachnid2004-11-25 14:51:44
riddle that google can't solve! by Nightwind2004-11-25 14:42:06
  Stingray is right!! by Kaylen2005-10-18 17:20:42
  Burma Shave. (n/t) by watsondog2004-11-25 19:42:12
  A penguin in need of Immodium? (n/t) by kahuana2004-11-25 19:09:00
  :) a sting ray? (n/t) by gibuu2004-11-25 16:46:32
  LOTGD? (n/t) by celticess2004-11-25 14:52:06
    yup by Nightwind2004-11-25 15:17:15
      Thanks but tis the season by celticess2004-11-25 15:33:42
  SPOILER. by williamashbless2004-11-25 14:48:17
    or by Arachnid2004-11-25 14:48:59
      Ooh, I like that one. (n/t) by williamashbless2004-11-25 14:50:25
Annnnd it's bedtime for me. by McNutcase2004-11-25 14:24:40
  Or just make really cheap flights by celticess2004-11-25 14:43:32
    Are those the ones I heard about a few days back by niwikki2004-11-25 17:54:17
      They were in science news by celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm woking as fast as I can on a teleporter... by Bellator2004-11-25 14:41:40
  Nuh-uh. by LionsPhil2004-11-25 14:32:23
  Uh, alright, but you'll have to come get it. (n/t) by williamashbless2004-11-25 14:25:46
When did composers become extinct? by LionsPhil2004-11-25 13:58:12
  They're not by oot2004-11-25 20:28:54
  I don't think there's anything wrong with by Empok Nor2004-11-25 19:12:31
  They aren't totally extinct by celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  when I get back from dinner, remind me by niwikki2004-11-25 14:40:24
  When musically literate listeners did. by run.dll2004-11-25 14:09:57
    Steel? by Didactylos2004-11-25 14:18:52
      the steel frames are quite heavy, by run.dll2004-11-25 14:45:21
      And there "used to" be LOTS of canons. ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2004-11-25 14:43:41
        After the Civil War by run.dll2004-11-25 14:51:08
  They don't. They just decompose. (n/t) by williamashbless2004-11-25 14:00:10
    No, that's their modern replacements. by LionsPhil2004-11-25 14:03:17
    So, decomposers become ehhhc-stinked? (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 14:02:26
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, in several User Friendly strips... by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 14:16:30
    Huh? by jiteo2004-11-25 14:20:19
      I don't think it was meant to. (n/t) by McGowan2004-11-25 14:26:46
        It was a reference to the rumor... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
          One way or another, by LionsPhil2004-11-25 15:07:46
            What's worse is that his concerts cost so much to by NOLAWitch2004-11-25 15:13:30
          Notice also that on the "Abbey Road" cover, by NOLAWitch2004-11-25 15:05:33
            And, he's holding a cigarette with his RIGHT hand by oot2004-11-25 20:31:38
              that's not overly uncommon by niwikki2004-11-25 20:46:04
                Ah by oot2004-11-25 21:04:19
                  however... by McNutcase2004-11-25 22:57:24
  Moderated: Non-fyoss safe link by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    So, does Illiad use windows or linux? =} (n/t) by Dzozef2004-11-26 03:35:20
    Sorry! by jiteo2004-11-25 14:05:41
      Not a problem. by Arachnid2004-11-25 14:08:37
        Wrong PA cartoon - I think. by jiteo2004-11-25 14:12:48
          They weren't mourning. by Avium2004-11-25 14:49:25
            What about PvP then? by jiteo2004-11-25 14:59:00
              I'd say so. (n/t) by Arachnid2004-11-25 14:59:52
                Conclusion: by jiteo2004-11-25 15:02:39
                  Old discordian adage: by Empok Nor2004-11-25 19:17:40
          They want to cremate him anyway... (n/t) by Number_Six2004-11-25 14:46:03
    ^ 'Non-fyoss safe' is courtesy of the Department by Arachnid2004-11-25 13:55:58
So much for getting a new PDA. They decided that by techi8702004-11-25 13:39:55
md5sum and byte size by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 13:35:10
  No... by Bellator2004-11-25 13:50:06
  No to the first, yes to the second. by julius.apweiler2004-11-25 13:47:39
    That's correct by Arachnid2004-11-25 13:50:12
TMA-2 by Didactylos2004-11-25 12:45:22
  It's full of STARS!!!!! (n/t) by vetitice2004-11-25 12:50:29
    Famous line, only appeared in the sequel (n/t) by evil_andy2004-11-25 12:53:22
      And the book, of course. (n/t) by Didactylos2004-11-25 13:06:05
        Where it was the Eye of Iapetus (n/t) by vetitice2004-11-25 13:16:40
          Or the mote by Didactylos2004-11-25 13:19:45
GAMING: choices, questions by bastetsmuse2004-11-25 12:32:09
  Driving / Online Go Xbox by MikeCDN2004-11-25 14:52:49
  Strategy? PC. No contest. by LionsPhil2004-11-25 13:44:24
  Or you could go portable... by farfalla2004-11-25 13:24:46
    N-Gage is not worth considering. by McNutcase2004-11-25 13:27:11
      PSP may be too big to be truly portable by farfalla2004-11-25 13:34:12
        the DS is great by MikeCDN2004-11-25 14:54:57
        It might fit in MY purse by Bastetsmuse2004-11-25 14:22:24
        It's got the cheap feel of a phone... by McNutcase2004-11-25 13:37:13
      The DS is getting insane numbers of preorders by Arachnid2004-11-25 13:29:02
        The killer app isn't even any of those games. by McNutcase2004-11-25 13:32:51
  Upgrade the PC, I think by farfalla2004-11-25 13:22:48
  PC. You cannot resist the draw of HL2. (n/t) by Arachnid2004-11-25 12:57:59
    Seriously, though, why isn't Gamecube in the list? by Arachnid2004-11-25 12:59:11
      The Gamecube is the ultimate party console. by McNutcase2004-11-25 13:03:30
        Tried Metroid Prime or Beyond Good and Evil by Arachnid2004-11-25 13:06:32
          Or Baten Kaitos or Tales of Symphonia or by Scirocco2004-11-25 14:08:04
  Hmm... my opinions: by sofaspud2004-11-25 12:45:19
    Good information by bastetsmuse2004-11-25 12:51:49
Woo Hoo! I shot the limit! by retiqlum22004-11-25 12:14:53
  Well, maybe in your parts by run.dll2004-11-25 12:30:55
    Heh...I thought you said 'pants' (n/t) by Kickstart2004-11-25 13:06:10
      So did I... (n/t) by Spudd862004-11-25 21:19:06
    I'm still tempted to tell TechisSO that I'm just by techi8702004-11-25 12:36:50
      Better NOT by bastetsmuse2004-11-25 12:52:18
        I've already thought of that :) (n/t) by techi8702004-11-25 13:01:16
      Well, obviously she'd see right thru' that, by run.dll2004-11-25 12:47:24
      Deal by TechisSO2004-11-25 12:46:08
        But the .45 is my CPP UI overpayment refund. (n/t) by techi8702004-11-25 12:50:14
  But did you shoot the continuity too? (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 12:18:22
  hheheheheheheh (n/t) by joecrouse2004-11-25 12:18:14
Happy Thanksgiving, America! by bastetsmuse2004-11-25 12:07:54
  bahhh!!!! (n/t) by joecrouse2004-11-25 12:12:31
    Huh?! by bastetsmuse2004-11-25 12:30:48
*One* of you *must* be a vbguru, I'm sure of it by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Repost tomorrow morning. Voltigeur is a whiz. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-11-25 16:29:48
  Thanks all... he's fixed it now. by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 13:17:21
    D'oh! by sofaspud2004-11-25 13:26:15
      Yup. Almost always. by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 13:31:02
  Not sure if I qualify, but... by sofaspud2004-11-25 12:30:37
  I've seen that before. by LionsPhil2004-11-25 12:10:13
    Actually, I was thinking of... by retiqlum22004-11-25 12:16:35
      Ahem. by LionsPhil2004-11-25 12:20:09
        First or Second Edition? by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 12:21:08
          Second. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-11-25 12:22:30
    That's kind of what I was thinking by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 12:14:30
Congress forces diplomats to pay parking fines by phezult2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What about all the other countries? by Control2004-11-25 13:04:54
    Actually... by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 13:19:10
  'Bout bloody time. (n/t) by tskelton2004-11-25 12:43:30
Pun-ishment Thread! by Kickstart2004-11-25 11:57:42
  Why was the tennis player so depressed? by tskelton2004-11-25 13:20:37
    Did you hear about the new movie starring by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 13:36:34
  Why was the pianist so sad when his piano was vand by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 12:06:59
    That was lover-ly by Kickstart2004-11-25 12:15:11
shoot me!!!!!!!!!! (n/t) by joecrouse2004-11-25 11:41:55
  no thats a request to take a fair sized by joecrouse2004-11-25 11:50:53
    why that? (n/t) by Winsmith2004-11-25 11:51:42
  Is that a "Come play W:ET" request? :) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-11-25 11:42:59
Does anyone else feel really weird by Llyr2004-11-25 11:34:37
  Yes by thread_killer2004-11-25 17:17:00
    Why are you vaccinated against bubonic plague? (n/ (n/t) by oot2004-11-25 21:03:01
  I dunno that flu shots are such a good idea... by Illiad2004-11-25 13:15:34
    Agreed by oot2004-11-25 21:02:44
    I had asthma when I was a kid. by Llyr2004-11-25 13:25:00
      Teh Flu!!!!!1111 by Illiad2004-11-25 13:42:50
        Hardcore VB programmers get then flu :-) (n/t) by kahuana2004-11-25 15:25:18
  Well, yeah.... by Grignr2004-11-25 11:51:33
    Its a little bit by Astro-g2004-11-25 19:13:00
    Fairly involved explanation at this site... by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
    becuase by MikeCDN2004-11-25 11:54:31
  I've never had a flu shot! :o (n/t) by Jeff_UK2004-11-25 11:39:42
    What is this "flu" people are talking about? by Scirocco2004-11-25 11:44:21
      Oh Shut up will ya. by Winsmith2004-11-25 11:49:20
        Aww... by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
          *looks to the right* by ErniePi2004-11-25 12:18:17
Attn: Linux Gurus; What's this bash process doing? by swisscheese2004-11-25 11:21:48
  Thank you, everybody ! by swisscheese2004-11-25 14:22:19
  So, did kill -9 work, and what happened? (n/t) by tskelton2004-11-25 13:22:25
    kill -9 did work by swisscheese2004-11-25 13:33:07
      Hey, Google ist down. Who was it !!!! ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2004-11-25 16:48:07
  ps -eadf by wheresthefish2004-11-25 11:27:42
    well... by swisscheese2004-11-25 11:36:44
      it should of had a default nice of 19 by celticess2004-11-25 11:51:00
        re 'nice' values... by swisscheese2004-11-25 12:35:09
          that is really odd by celticess2004-11-25 14:27:54
            DL'd straight from Seti@home by swisscheese2004-11-25 14:52:06
        it's not seti -- that's just what got me looking.. by swisscheese2004-11-25 12:08:58
          Just bash? No child process? by LionsPhil2004-11-25 12:13:41
            ps uU root ; pstree 4637 by swisscheese2004-11-25 12:20:12
              What about strace ? by jotazo2004-11-25 12:36:11
                su -c "strace -p 4637" by swisscheese2004-11-25 12:47:08
                  get more verbose by jotazo2004-11-25 12:50:44
                    isn't this C-programming type stuff by swisscheese2004-11-25 13:00:00
                      What about a intruder ? by jotazo2004-11-25 13:03:38
                        not that showed up on by swisscheese2004-11-25 13:13:29
                          try chkrootkit that will scan by celticess2004-11-25 14:30:21
                            good idea, thanks. (n/t) by swisscheese2004-11-25 14:46:49
                          hmmm... I just tried by swisscheese2004-11-25 13:25:12
                            I just found out by swisscheese2004-11-25 23:44:42
                            Some digging around by wheresthefish2004-11-25 13:51:43
                              OK by swisscheese2004-11-25 14:11:20
                              I think you're ok by jotazo2004-11-25 14:03:42
                                ohh by swisscheese2004-11-25 14:44:05
                              Ha! In your face, GNU hippies! by EvilLionsPhil2004-11-25 14:02:24
                                Microsoft isn't trusted ;) (n/t) by jiteo2004-11-25 14:26:52
              No TTY, no children, by LionsPhil2004-11-25 12:21:35
        The higher the nice, the nicer a process is. by McNutcase2004-11-25 11:54:59
          Good way of remembering. by LionsPhil2004-11-25 12:01:10
            20 != valid nice value by johnnyh2004-11-25 12:02:30
              In Linux, that appears to be correct. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
      any other suggestions ? by swisscheese2004-11-25 11:49:46
Happy Thanksgiving to all celebrating it. by Llyr2004-11-25 11:21:02
  Happy Thanksgiving. by retiqlum22004-11-25 12:18:41
Whew! So far so good. by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 11:10:54
  Here's a free coupon by swingfroggy2004-11-25 15:59:50
  Hmmm, improves with age by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 13:44:31
  My advice by Didactylos2004-11-25 12:42:33
    Thanks for the advice by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 12:47:57
      How do you get by Didactylos2004-11-25 12:56:19
        The ice is outside the tubing by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 13:14:17
        You might even try to put salt in the ice. by LurkerMo2004-11-25 13:08:58
          My concern with that... by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 13:14:59
            Yep. It gets tricky. The volume becomes by LurkerMo2004-11-25 13:35:13
          Not if you want to add the ice by Didactylos2004-11-25 13:13:12
  OK, first batch done by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 11:54:42
    I'll try to tell you how to do it later. by retiqlum22004-11-25 12:26:48
  There's a hole in my bucket dear Liza... by TechisSO2004-11-25 11:22:43
    Thanks now I have the words stuck in my head too. by techi8702004-11-25 11:34:35
    I don't know that song by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 11:32:39
      Here are the words by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  What did I miss? Sounds interesting... (n/t) by McNutcase2004-11-25 11:15:44
    Ice... I forgot to mention the ice by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 11:16:31
      Now WHAT is all this in aid of? (n/t) by McNutcase2004-11-25 11:18:17
        You didn't miss anything by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 11:22:37
          In these here parts, by run.dll2004-11-25 11:55:37
            "Bring out the copper kettle..." (n/t) by Myke2004-11-25 13:50:26
            So here's the intellectual game by SnappingTurtle2004-11-25 12:34:00
              picnics? by run.dll2004-11-25 13:25:11
                speed and taste by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
            That's precisely what I was thinking. by retiqlum22004-11-25 12:22:12
          Mmm sounds tasty (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-11-25 11:23:19
Need Help - Mediterranean Architecture by Grignr2004-11-25 11:05:01
  Look in Old back issues of National Geographic by joecrouse2004-11-25 12:08:04
INVOKE: Kickstart by farfalla2004-11-25 10:59:51
  You've taken his pussy by celticess2004-11-25 14:37:26
    We've just borrowed him by farfalla2004-11-25 17:48:48
  He's such a brat :) by Kickstart2004-11-25 11:04:01
    Well I'm never inviting Illiad to stay :D (n/t) by Jeff_UK2004-11-25 11:37:24
      I'd hate to have him crying outside the door. (n/t) by techi8702004-11-25 12:45:18
        I'd hate to have him peeing in my kitchen! (n/t) by farfalla2004-11-25 14:05:57
          LOL (n/t) by techi8702004-11-25 14:24:21
      lol (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-11-25 11:40:05
Hey voxwoman by MikeCDN2004-11-25 10:52:13
My day just got a tiny bit better! by TechisSO2004-11-25 10:44:52
  You! Yeah you! Stop working and feast already! (n/t) by retiqlum22004-11-25 12:20:01
    We are in Canada we had Thanksgiving a couple of by techi8702004-11-25 12:46:02
  Tell Techie870 he couldn't find my Sunglasses! by foredeck2004-11-25 11:01:15
    Dang! set SUBJECT = SUBJECT - "E" (n/t) by foredeck2004-11-25 11:02:20
  Ya! Now if only the guy from Future Shop would by techi8702004-11-25 10:58:05
invoke(krikkert, lab_rat); by firehawk2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *grabs closest thing to throw at firehawk* (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-25 10:47:31
    *deftly deflects it back at krikert* (n/t) by firehawk2004-11-25 10:49:48
      Ouch. Poor krikert. That must've hurt. (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-25 11:25:46
  Forgot to link "nasty thing"... by firehawk2006-11-19 12:55:59
:-/ by McNutcase2004-11-25 10:29:15
  Run! The Moties are loose! Warn the blockade! (n/t) by williamashbless2004-11-25 10:38:11
    Calm down, Horace, it's just a couple of crew... by McNutcase2004-11-25 10:39:26
      :D (n/t) by williamashbless2004-11-25 10:57:59
  Psst... I replied late yesterday to your gun threa (n/t) by DesertRat662004-11-25 10:35:14
    Thanks... by McNutcase2004-11-25 10:36:04
      Sorry I didn't reply, I was really busy last night by techi8702004-11-25 10:37:40
        Yeah, he does know his firearms VERY well :) by McNutcase2004-11-25 10:38:22
VB grid control question by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 10:16:52
BAD PUN CONTEST! by Spudd862004-11-25 09:57:22
  Did you hear about the midget pyschic by hyzenthlay2004-11-25 13:21:21
  Did you here about the dyslexic atheist? by Control2004-11-25 10:50:47
    Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic by hyzenthlay2004-11-25 13:16:02
  she trimed her bush if you know what i mean (n/t) by laserman2004-11-25 10:17:03
  I shampooed her carpet, if you know what I mean. ( (n/t) by galaxyofterror2004-11-25 10:05:38
    *blinks* by theanomaly2004-11-25 10:13:49
      You've got to catch some reruns of the US "Whose L by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 10:18:10
        Drew Carey's other show, yeah. by theanomaly2004-11-25 10:20:51
  I assume the winner of the contest by niwikki2004-11-25 10:03:25
    What if the winner's preference is to be by hadji2004-11-25 10:07:52
Kill AJ. Vol I by Myke2004-11-25 09:51:45
  Feel the fscking love ! (n/t) by silentcoder2004-11-25 09:54:49
    I will *NOT* discuss Vol II by Myke2004-11-25 09:59:45
      send it to me by krisguy2004-11-25 10:22:32
      Shame. *pouts deeply* (n/t) by syren2004-11-25 10:00:10
        I've got the logs. ;) (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-25 10:01:47
          *Awaits email* (n/t) by syren2004-11-25 10:07:45
            Work mail or home mail? (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-25 10:12:57
              Work for now - I got another hour here yet. (n/t) by syren2004-11-25 10:14:14
                Monkeys *stiffles laugh* (n/t) by syren2004-11-25 10:22:11
As God is my witness... by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
Someone is going to die over this printer by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
  In cases like that, I usually load the original by hadji2004-11-25 10:01:38
  Feel for you. by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 09:35:37
    Okay... everything on order by MikeCDN2004-11-25 09:53:30
what would cause exploder by laserman2004-11-25 08:47:13
  I've seen that happen when by LurkerMo2004-11-25 12:12:21
  got it working by laserman2004-11-25 08:58:38
  I had that problem once... by jamesrc2004-11-25 08:54:22
  Hah exploder good name for it... (n/t) by OnDemand2004-11-25 08:51:27
  Sun spots? (n/t) by Pic2004-11-25 08:50:49
Odd it had 2 necks... by OnDemand2004-11-25 08:35:19
  evil... by MikeCDN2004-11-25 08:42:22
  check if it glows in the dark by stacato2004-11-25 08:41:49
  Depends. by aix tom2004-11-25 08:40:37
A Thanksgiving turkey unheaded? by JerseyGirl2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm with everyone else who can't understand those by NOLAWitch2004-11-25 15:30:46
  I once had that happen when by celticess2004-11-25 14:53:52
  Oh DEAR. by McNutcase2004-11-25 10:44:38
    Agreed 100% by oot2004-11-25 21:19:29
    One of my coworkers made that argument too by farfalla2004-11-25 12:25:45
    Really? by LionsPhil2004-11-25 11:55:52
      That boggles my mind, too by farfalla2004-11-25 12:27:45
  We raised chickens and turkeys when I still lived by techi8702004-11-25 08:45:37
  eat the head aswell by stacato2004-11-25 08:39:40
    Who wants to know where it came from? by blackfox2004-11-25 08:45:58
      That does it. I'm gonna feed an American a haggis by TheCatMan2004-11-25 09:28:17
        ok! by joecrouse2004-11-25 11:45:17
          cant gross me out man you name it and its by joecrouse2004-11-25 11:48:46
            Half-drunk can of Coke left to sit for 2 weeks. by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 11:54:52
              How about by MikeCDN2004-11-25 11:56:36
                Ugh. But it depends on the surrounding environment by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 12:01:56
              close I have eaten moldy bread (n/t) by joecrouse2004-11-25 11:56:11
        Excuse my American ingnorance but.... by OnDemand2004-11-25 09:39:44
          Google is your friend by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
            There's a great debate over the origins of Haggis by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 09:46:17
      Not just Americans... by red_wolf2004-11-25 09:08:55
        Most meat today... by OnDemand2004-11-25 09:36:32
          Darn right! by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 09:41:55
        God, they're idiots. by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 09:16:38
  *Blinks* by syren2004-11-25 08:31:58
Anyone up and ready for a game of W:ET? by JerseyGirl2004-11-25 08:00:10
  What, you want to get your hiney kicked already? by krikkert2004-11-25 08:04:12
    *grins evilishly (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-11-25 08:07:08
  No fair I'm at work right now. (n/t) by techi8702004-11-25 08:02:16
*crosses fingers* When I got home last night there by techi8702004-11-25 07:39:42
  From what I've seen of FS techs... by Kickstart2004-11-25 12:33:32
    They shipped it to Sony. Sony does all the repairs by techi8702004-11-25 12:48:58
What happened to irc.mware.ca ? (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-25 07:12:58
  Evil ILEC was messing with their ATM network. by Myke2004-11-25 09:56:39
  I ping it, dest. net unreachable (n/t) by krisguy2004-11-25 07:37:28
    Time to live exceeded. by wheresthefish2004-11-25 08:03:12
      It's a routing thing.. by Myke2004-11-25 09:55:36
  Dunno,,, I can connect just fine. by Winsmith2004-11-25 07:15:55
    That's because of the round-robin DNS entry: by Myke2004-11-25 09:58:26
    Nope, I'm krikkert. (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-25 07:16:46
      You sure? (n/t) by Winsmith2004-11-25 07:18:24
        I sure hope so. (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-25 07:21:44
This is annoying. by Khaar2004-11-25 06:49:56
  Plus I've got a bug here I can't fix. by Khaar2004-11-25 07:08:12
  Take a few days off on the basis that you by Winsmith2004-11-25 06:51:17
    It seems to be a case of Stress by Empok Nor2004-11-25 07:08:45
      Another thing. by Khaar2004-11-25 08:21:37
    I don't like to lie. by Khaar2004-11-25 07:04:18
      This is not necessarily a lie. by Winsmith2004-11-25 07:06:40
HTML / CSS help appreciated. by waveydavey2004-11-25 06:35:26
  Tell them to use Opera who does that for you? by Scirocco2004-11-25 09:37:32
  Icky by MikeCDN2004-11-25 08:28:18
  Yes. If you don't mind using a little XBL. by fudje2004-11-25 06:42:50
    Don't tease me, you swine ! by waveydavey2004-11-25 06:49:07
      ECMA better - will be mainly IE clients using (n/t) by waveydavey2004-11-25 06:51:05
        Here's a visual demo :) by fudje2006-11-19 12:55:59
      XBL is mozilla specific. You prolly don't want it by fudje2004-11-25 06:50:48
Happy Thanksgiving US UFies!! by j.butterfly2004-11-25 06:02:35
  Happy Thanksgiving! by Spud312004-11-25 06:32:52
  Happy thanksgiving to you! by saminz2004-11-25 06:09:06
Don't you hate it by cuboci2004-11-25 05:42:15
  What books? Just give me the by klaranth2004-11-25 05:49:53
    These by cuboci2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Do you know www.elbeteam.de? by ErniePi2004-11-25 07:10:39
        Hey, I know them. ;-) by aix tom2004-11-25 08:43:39
          See, they even got something obscure like that... by ErniePi2004-11-25 11:16:03
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *gasp* by AshyRaine2004-11-25 05:45:46
    I'm not the only one who notices by krikkert2004-11-25 05:47:16
      *runs to post in krikkert and Ashy's diaries* by Spud312004-11-25 06:15:57
        Don't tempt me... (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-25 06:19:37
*snicker* by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Those are quite lovely by AshyRaine2004-11-25 05:48:52
    Wussies :P by krikkert2004-11-25 05:50:29
      ICQ for a bit by AshyRaine2004-11-25 05:52:41
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
Need help with Nameserv0rz! by Winsmith2004-11-25 04:40:57
  CNAME = Canonical name by evil_andy2004-11-25 05:00:22
    Couple of notes by evil_andy2004-11-25 05:02:44
  A = Address by evil_andy2004-11-25 05:00:18
  MX = Mail exchanger by evil_andy2004-11-25 04:48:41
  Asterisks are wildcards. by krikkert2004-11-25 04:43:49
    With MX records, only hostnames are allowed by Winsmith2004-11-25 04:57:52
      I have this now: by Winsmith2004-11-25 06:23:32
        Yes. by krikkert2004-11-25 06:34:23
          I think by Pic2004-11-25 06:41:08
            So you mean I should just delete the MX entries? ( (n/t) by Winsmith2004-11-25 06:45:58
              You can. by krikkert2004-11-25 07:05:51
                Oh well... *does* by Winsmith2004-11-25 07:14:54
                  'kay. by krikkert2004-11-25 07:22:08
                    I never am, seriously. by Winsmith2004-11-25 07:24:22
                      Well, now I'm forcing you to be. by krikkert2004-11-25 07:33:12
                        So that's why she ain't here? by Winsmith2004-11-25 08:01:27
                          Uuuh.. Yes! Yes, of course! by krikkert2004-11-25 08:20:29
      Well, IIRC MX records only allow IP addresses. by krikkert2004-11-25 04:59:53
        They definitely do allow names: by bwkaz2004-11-25 05:49:41
  Oh, and there are dots after the mail server by Winsmith2004-11-25 04:43:37
    That means to finalize this. by krikkert2004-11-25 04:44:27
Gmail post by gmailthread2006-11-19 12:55:59
I have to keep myself awake. by retiqlum22004-11-25 02:56:11
  Go have a look at ZUG. by ErniePi2004-11-25 02:59:56
Grah! What a wasted evening. by Arachnid2004-11-25 02:39:23
I have to become a popstar by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cute, but she looks like she's 14 years old (n/t) by Kickstart2004-11-25 09:41:51
    Not your sister, is it? ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-11-25 12:03:14
    She is 22 by Spisefisken2004-11-25 10:53:25
  Well there goes my concentration (n/t) by OnDemand2004-11-25 07:34:25
  Wow... *very* cute girl. (n/t) by theanomaly2004-11-25 06:33:07
  BTW, what does the following mean? by ErniePi2004-11-25 05:07:46
    "At the moment, we are not broadcasting live." (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-25 05:09:08
      Do you know when they do broadcast ?(n/t) by OnDemand2004-11-25 07:39:39
        They should broadcast from 9 to 12 obviously. (n/t by ErniePi2004-11-25 08:16:15
      Thanks! (n/t) by ErniePi2004-11-25 05:24:16
  Ok so she is cute by McGowan2004-11-25 05:06:13
    She loves to play Battlefield Vietnam by Spisefisken2004-11-25 05:15:49
      Ah, but you can be assimilated.. by krikkert2004-11-25 05:20:13
        It will happen the day you guys by Spisefisken2004-11-25 05:26:10
          I already do. by krikkert2004-11-25 05:27:30
            but you are just one by Spisefisken2004-11-25 05:27:51
              All the others are figments of my imagination. (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-25 05:29:43
      Nah.... by McGowan2004-11-25 05:18:04
        It want the latter as well. ;-) by Spisefisken2004-11-25 05:20:53
          Like now for example? by McGowan2004-11-25 05:22:00
            Hey, be nice to Spisefisken. by krikkert2004-11-25 05:23:09
  The usual one (I just guessed she's the stand-in by ErniePi2004-11-25 05:05:13
  She's cute, but eh by AshyRaine2004-11-25 04:57:38
    But you are a girl by Spisefisken2004-11-25 05:02:01
      Aye by AshyRaine2004-11-25 05:21:46
  ooh no! Evil eyes! *shudder* (n/t) by Voltigeur2004-11-25 04:39:26
  Woooo, ... by Medentic2004-11-25 04:02:37
    I don't know by Spisefisken2004-11-25 04:11:17
  Cute girl by Number_Six2004-11-25 02:49:26
    I've only met two girls with that color eyes. by retiqlum22004-11-25 02:58:43
      *smirks* by Winsmith2004-11-25 04:17:47
        Purple... (n/t) by OnDemand2004-11-25 07:27:29
      I know a GUY with eyes like that... by bastetsmuse2004-11-25 03:16:03
        My eyes are that color by thread_killer2004-11-25 03:21:51
Coffee Junkys? by papaloco2004-11-25 02:11:36
  None at all. by julius.apweiler2004-11-25 11:11:42
  Depends. Normal day, 2-6 by silvermoon822004-11-25 10:26:29
  6 or 7....but... by peired2004-11-25 09:20:16
  Deny me my caffiene and die by EthanGilchrist2004-11-25 08:10:49
  6-8, although... by sstacks2004-11-25 07:54:19
  1 - 2 cups these days... by red_wolf2004-11-25 04:32:43
  2-4 cups at work, tea for the rest of the day by Twiyah2004-11-25 04:31:24
  Zero (Used to be 10-12) by defiler2004-11-25 04:28:42
  none, tea here.. by richlondoner2004-11-25 04:07:10
    I drink tea as well by diGriz2004-11-25 04:41:45
      heeheehee.... by acl682004-11-25 08:15:28
      Yay for tea! (n/t) by MaW2004-11-25 04:44:57
  None. by krikkert2004-11-25 03:58:58
    Not quite a double post, but close. :-p (n/t) by Khaar2004-11-25 04:00:55
      I blame you for reading my mind, by krikkert2004-11-25 04:22:36
  None. by Khaar2004-11-25 03:58:24
  1 - 3 big Cups by clystron2004-11-25 03:57:08
  2 mugs a day (2dl mug) while at work by afterburner2004-11-25 03:44:57
  I'm not addicted to coffee by Bellator2004-11-25 03:32:51
  Nothing happens to ME by bastetsmuse2004-11-25 03:17:59
    i didn't drink my coffee today by Nightwind2004-11-25 03:34:49
      how much? by Nightwind2004-11-25 03:41:24
  I drink tea by acl682004-11-25 02:52:55
    You must go to the bathroom a lot... :-) (n/t) by Number_Six2004-11-25 02:54:20
      saves me from a bladder inflamation by acl682004-11-25 08:12:45
  It's 5:40am, I'm preparing the daily... by Number_Six2004-11-25 02:39:36
    s/2& #189;/2.5 (n/t) by Number_Six2004-11-25 02:41:53
    No there is a difference between latte and au lait by Spisefisken2004-11-25 02:40:37
      Definitely café au lait then (n/t) by Number_Six2004-11-25 02:42:37
  easily 5 cups a day by funky_monkey2004-11-25 02:35:36
  5:32 A.M here, I'm on my third cup by thread_killer2004-11-25 02:33:54
  4 to 5 a day by buzzin2004-11-25 02:31:21
  1. constant stream when i'm at home by Jeff_UK2004-11-25 02:30:47
  addict too by papaloco2004-11-25 02:29:24
  I'm not too big on coffee by AshyRaine2004-11-25 02:29:20
  One at most. by SuaveRedSalami2004-11-25 02:28:18
  Varies from 0 - 20 cups by Spisefisken2004-11-25 02:22:13
    20? That's insane. by SuaveRedSalami2004-11-25 02:26:55
      Well normally it is only 10 by Spisefisken2004-11-25 02:30:24
  None. :-( by retiqlum22004-11-25 02:20:21
  Total addict here: by ErniePi2004-11-25 02:19:22
  2, but.. by njan2004-11-25 02:18:34
  4-6 cups/day by foredeck2004-11-25 02:13:30
    i wanted to know if there are any bad effects by papaloco2004-11-25 02:27:10
      And what I meant was that can't concieve of it! by foredeck2004-11-25 02:39:00
        -------------^I^------------- (n/t) by foredeck2004-11-25 02:46:39
          MIeant or MeIant by Spisefisken2004-11-25 03:26:06
      Headaches. by retiqlum22004-11-25 02:29:31
ONQ for lovers by krikkert2004-11-25 02:02:41
Only nine? by camion2004-11-25 01:51:11
  I used to have a 4 pot a day addiction. by retiqlum22004-11-25 01:59:32
    You shouldn't smoke that stuff four times a day (n/t) by Control2004-11-25 02:07:00
      You shouldn't just read the title of a post. by retiqlum22004-11-25 02:13:12
In three hours I continue my mission. by retiqlum22004-11-25 01:50:02
AAGH TURKEY SPIDERS!!!! (n/t) by psychoi3oy2004-11-25 01:34:31
  You have eight-legged turkeys? by scissors2004-11-25 03:21:26
    who needs to chase a turkey by joecrouse2004-11-25 11:55:07
  And on that note... by psychoi3oy2004-11-25 01:43:27
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
replacement QOTD by Nightwind2004-11-25 01:02:15
  sleep! zzzzzzz (n/t) by Nerticle2004-11-25 03:40:59
  Women by Spisefisken2004-11-25 01:12:40
    I know why G-d gave women buttocks. by retiqlum22004-11-25 02:16:08
      so true (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-11-25 02:36:21
        I stole that from Spider Robinson. by retiqlum22004-11-25 02:53:45
In memory of lessa by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways, the Café at the end of the UFieverse by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
  w00t! w00t! I am up early enough for BAS! by retiqlum22004-11-25 02:00:41
    *pours a barrel of BAS up* by krikkert2004-11-25 02:01:46
      Can't drink the whiskey right now. by retiqlum22004-11-25 02:14:45
  Good morning by afterburner2004-11-25 01:44:48
    Mind if I eat yours then? by krikkert2004-11-25 01:51:08
      Again? by afterburner2004-11-25 01:54:08
        :( by krikkert2004-11-25 01:57:35
          Hmmm.... by afterburner2004-11-25 02:00:05
            Yes, you will. by krikkert2004-11-25 02:01:10
              Darn, that's long by afterburner2004-11-25 02:03:01
                Come on, it's for a good cause. (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-25 02:04:41
                  Which is? (n/t) by afterburner2004-11-25 02:05:39
                    Making me dictator of the world. (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-25 02:06:10
                      Oh, alright then... (n/t) by afterburner2004-11-25 02:08:07
  Just did some physical job by naqoyqatsi2004-11-25 01:23:46
    Work, slave! *cracks whip* ;-) by krikkert2004-11-25 01:32:20
      I can take anything as long as I get a BAS :D (n/t) by naqoyqatsi2004-11-25 01:54:44
        Oooh,lots of interesting things spring to mind.>=) (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-25 01:57:06
  *Snuffles* by syren2004-11-25 00:40:33
    *finds snuggly blanket* by krikkert2004-11-25 00:42:00
      Thanks love. by syren2004-11-25 00:44:47
        Of course. by krikkert2004-11-25 00:50:14
          Oooooh by syren2004-11-25 00:53:26
            I personally have neither. by krikkert2004-11-25 00:56:49
              Do you like that sort of film? by syren2004-11-25 01:01:43
                Alright, just be still.. by krikkert2004-11-25 01:07:58
                  You know there is nothing nicer by syren2004-11-25 01:19:14
                    I'm sorry I can only take care of you virtually. by krikkert2004-11-25 01:31:32
                      Hehe ;) by syren2004-11-25 01:35:35
                        Personal Source Of Happiness? by krikkert2004-11-25 01:38:57
                          Nice title. by syren2004-11-25 01:47:47
                            Sure, I take IOU's. by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
                              I guess then it just depends what you by syren2004-11-25 02:30:51
                                Not really, I wasn't lost. by krikkert2004-11-25 03:35:51
                                Oh dear. by syren2004-11-25 04:06:03
                                Don't apologise. by krikkert2004-11-25 04:21:05
                                Good. *is happy you're happy* by syren2004-11-25 04:24:53
                                Well. by krikkert2004-11-25 04:35:11
                                Wow. by syren2004-11-25 04:47:12
                                Alright, if you would just lie down.. by krikkert2004-11-25 04:56:52
                                Well you could povide by syren2004-11-25 05:07:31
                                Ah. by krikkert2004-11-25 05:11:51
                                Much obliged. by syren2004-11-25 05:17:05
                                Of course you do. by krikkert2004-11-25 05:18:38
                                So it was! by syren2004-11-25 05:33:09
                                Well, I *do* manage Illiways. by krikkert2004-11-25 05:37:49
                                I don't give orders very well. by syren2004-11-25 05:55:09
                                {{{syren}}} by krikkert2004-11-25 05:56:47
                                Don't be sorry sweetie. by syren2004-11-25 06:04:58
                                {{{syren}}} by krikkert2004-11-25 06:11:14
                                Oh tricky. by syren2004-11-25 06:12:35
                                9 months to 2 years. by krikkert2004-11-25 06:19:06
                                Do you like the idea of being in the by syren2004-11-25 06:23:56
                                I don't know. by krikkert2004-11-25 06:28:10
                                I would have joined the army. by syren2004-11-25 06:33:16
                                Very scary. by krikkert2004-11-25 06:35:23
                                Heh! by syren2004-11-25 06:45:30
                                Oh, he is. by krikkert2004-11-25 06:50:08
                                Oh cool. by syren2004-11-25 07:00:33
                                Hm, by krikkert2004-11-25 07:04:46
                                It's harder by syren2004-11-25 07:09:18
                                Heh. by krikkert2004-11-25 07:11:58
                                You were. by syren2004-11-25 07:28:37
                                But then again, by krikkert2004-11-25 07:31:04
                                Last time I checked I was, yes :) by syren2004-11-25 07:46:06
                                That's good. by krikkert2004-11-25 07:54:34
                                Natural talent is rare. by syren2004-11-25 08:03:45
                                Yup, very lucky. by krikkert2004-11-25 08:05:51
  Need to download some black fluid stuff by Cokish2004-11-25 00:38:36
    *installs new OS on Cokish's brain* by krikkert2004-11-25 00:40:40
      Rebooting: BAS-OS 3.14159265 by Cokish2004-11-25 00:48:11
        Sure! by krikkert2004-11-25 00:52:38
gmail invites by funky_monkey2004-11-25 00:17:48
  This is normal I would think by cuboci2004-11-25 00:37:58
  what are you doing? by joe_pet2004-11-25 00:37:23
    No, just passing invites to ufies by funky_monkey2004-11-25 02:10:38
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate it! by oot2004-11-25 00:14:00
  i'm Thankfull for.. by bbr2004-11-25 00:54:07
  isn't it bedtime for oot yet? (n/t) by Nightwind2004-11-25 00:33:12
    Rollover is at 3AM her time.. (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-25 00:34:41
      It's 4:AM for me now-- and time for BED by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
      same timezone as me... by Nightwind2004-11-25 00:38:02
        Nah. Just drink some more coffee (n/t) by Cokish2004-11-25 00:39:50
  What about life forms who breathe cranberries? (n/ (n/t) by hadji2004-11-25 00:26:23
  Aww, you had to go and say it. by Giranan2004-11-25 00:23:58
    Cook 'em up with some orange slices and a lot of by ideur2004-11-25 00:25:57
      Funny, because I did just that. by Giranan2004-11-25 00:27:15
  HAPPY TURKEY DAY ALL UFIES CELEBRATING IT!!! (n/t) by nvparrothead2004-11-25 00:20:08
    Turkey day ? by Cokish2004-11-25 00:32:12
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-11-25 00:10:02
  Speelblat by Nightwind2004-11-25 04:22:00
    cartobrugen by McNutcase2004-11-25 13:32:08
Short self-pity session by schwing12004-11-25 00:08:10
  I know what that's like. by retiqlum22004-11-25 01:55:33
    I have some friends coming over. by schwing12004-11-25 07:54:05
  {{{schwing1}}} by buzzin2004-11-25 01:26:16
  *comforts* by syren2004-11-25 00:23:57
  have comfertable headsets? by Nightwind2004-11-25 00:18:40
  {{{Schwing1}}}} My sympathies by Hieraco2004-11-25 00:14:39
    Sure by schwing12004-11-25 07:57:49
  Per shift? Holy Moley. by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 00:11:45
    Probably 12 hours. by shorty822004-11-25 00:13:24
      Yup - 12 Hour shifts by schwing12004-11-25 07:54:56
        Friendly? by doctoo2004-11-25 11:25:19
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-11-25 00:06:15
  The Hanseatic League or Hanse by jedidiahstott2004-11-25 00:16:46
    Charles II (1630-1685), king of England by ideur2004-11-25 00:54:25
      The photo copier. by retiqlum22004-11-25 01:41:02
        Mark Twain by farfalla2004-11-25 12:35:34
          Canuckistani by Illiad2004-11-25 13:47:49
            New question by jedidiahstott2004-11-25 15:43:49
              Hmmmm... Founded in 1505 .... by aix tom2004-11-25 17:14:02
                Nope. Johnny come latelys by jedidiahstott2004-11-25 17:23:38
            The Vatican's Swiss guard by jedidiahstott2004-11-25 15:37:10
with james bond on by Nightwind2004-11-25 00:05:44
  They are the same by Fandango2004-11-25 09:13:47
  I have Diamonds on Video and latest on DVD by Hieraco2004-11-25 00:09:18
    the evil plots of the 2 by Astro-g2004-11-25 00:13:11
      Not for the first time either by Hieraco2004-11-25 00:17:07
        In the case of Never Say Never by cuboci2004-11-25 00:40:43
        i wasn't able to quite piece that together... by Nightwind2004-11-25 00:22:55
          Actually it was as a result of a legal case by Hieraco2004-11-25 00:45:39
            here's the proof: by buzzin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  i thought that all the music was the same song by funky_monkey2004-11-25 00:08:23
    it's all refered to in the credits as by Nightwind2004-11-25 00:20:28
Criminy. Half Life 2 problem? by Giranan2004-11-25 00:04:57
  So you've never bought a PC game before? by krupa2004-11-25 00:47:27
    Not with this one. by themadkansan2004-11-25 05:56:25
  I'd go for the standard un/reinstall (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-11-25 00:07:07
    Ugh, fun. by Giranan2004-11-25 00:09:08
      Didn't fix it. Any other suggestions? (n/t) by Giranan2004-11-25 00:53:52
        reinstall winders by stacato2004-11-25 01:23:46
      don't forget to reinstall windows by Cokish2004-11-25 00:45:39
        In no particular order ;-P (n/t) by IByte2004-11-25 02:38:00
      dont be too upset by Astro-g2004-11-25 00:15:15
Translations by Nea2004-11-25 00:01:01
  Babelfish (eng-ger-fre-eng) by fantasos2004-11-25 03:08:44
  svenska / swedish (experimental) by LJENS2004-11-25 01:45:06
    Korrekturläst by tornblad2004-11-25 01:58:19
      tack so mycket (n/t) by LJENS2004-11-25 05:38:39
  Bavarian/Bairisch by tommiRF2004-11-25 01:05:57
    Fei guat. by Winsmith2004-11-25 07:28:07
    Anleitung? by grep-v2004-11-25 02:44:30
      Ja by tommiRF2004-11-25 03:48:13
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-11-25 00:23:59
    Darfst nich vergessen by murphy2004-11-25 00:29:23
      Ich habe ja meinen Konsum gedrosselt by diGriz2004-11-25 00:32:10
  German / Deutsch (top post) by diGriz2004-11-25 00:05:02
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2004-11-25 03:30:08
    by Farmer by Farmer2004-11-25 00:24:26
      Naja by clystron2004-11-25 00:52:50
      Ich habe gerade ein paar Kollegen gefragt by diGriz2004-11-25 00:28:24
        American Coffee by Felisor2004-11-25 00:56:05
          Deutscher Kaffee... by camion2004-11-25 01:52:52
            Da lob ich mir... by EffEmmVier2004-11-25 04:12:10
        Kaffee á la americans by Shitashii2004-11-25 00:49:36
    by diGriz by diGriz2004-11-25 00:06:07
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Humans! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-11-25 12:19:18
    Thank you, Morbo (n/t) by abb3w2004-11-26 19:21:39
  People who ask questions all the time. by Kickstart2004-11-25 11:33:35
  Those who lack respect for others. (n/t) by LurkerMo2004-11-25 10:13:39
  people who hate groups of people based entirely on by niwikki2004-11-25 09:37:06
    and the Dutch? ;) (n/t) by Kickstart2004-11-25 09:42:21
  Satan (n/t) by sstacks2004-11-25 08:00:54
  peeple who kant spel (n/t) by jimli2004-11-25 06:39:41
  Cartoonists. by McGowan2004-11-25 04:48:30
  People who spend too much time... by defiler2004-11-25 04:35:13
  Those who profit from the suffering of others. (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-11-25 03:01:31
    Close - those who CAUSE suffering FOR profit. by kf4oyt2004-11-25 14:53:31
  People that mess up sites with fake accounts by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So many good answers to this question. by retiqlum22004-11-25 02:39:43
  Fungi by AshyRaine2004-11-25 02:38:13
  Scientologists. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-11-25 02:29:15
  extremists by LJENS2004-11-25 01:47:41
    Death to all fanatics!!! (n/t) by archnerd2004-11-25 12:15:21
    I'm a peace extremist :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2004-11-25 02:49:21
      ok, got me... by LJENS2004-11-25 05:40:28
        I still disagree. by Khaar2004-11-25 05:57:12
          erm... .... you might want to re-think that. by Jeff_UK2004-11-25 10:03:01
            physical != psychical by Khaar2004-11-25 11:26:14
              Aha ... Parse Error :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2004-11-25 11:34:21
  Monera and Protista by run.dll2004-11-25 01:43:40
    *chuckles* by AshyRaine2004-11-25 02:18:17
  mankind ... (n/t) by inkey2004-11-25 01:29:17
  Seaweeds is one of them by Spisefisken2004-11-25 01:11:50
  paedophiles. (n/t) by Voltigeur2004-11-25 01:03:47
  Missionaries by Control2004-11-25 00:43:37
    Be nice. by retiqlum22004-11-25 02:36:36
      Well, how should I answer this nicely by Control2004-11-25 10:56:24
      yha, i know the one you mean... by Nightwind2004-11-25 03:09:39
  users/abusers (n/t) by Nightwind2004-11-25 00:14:15
  Captain Phytoplankton and his Zoaplankton Rangers! (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-11-25 00:08:02
  Any who seek to deprive others of liberty (n/t) by archnerd2004-11-25 00:07:45
  Politicians; lawyers; "Religion"; Microsoft; SCO by ideur2004-11-25 00:06:27
    Sounds more like a description of by TheCatMan2004-11-25 09:39:41
  My evil twin (n/t) by Hieraco2004-11-25 00:05:25
  Close-minded people (n/t) by romandas2004-11-25 00:04:47
  Lusers (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-11-25 00:04:09
  Politicians by cuboci2004-11-25 00:03:11
    by bad you mean? by Astro-g2004-11-25 00:10:26
    Not all are bad - Some are dead (n/t) by Hieraco2004-11-25 00:06:02
  Spammers... by nix2004-11-25 00:01:23
    Exactly, Spammers. (n/t) by camion2004-11-25 03:50:33
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hmmm ... by ideur2004-11-25 00:11:31
    Cyan-ish, a bit lighter in Opera (n/t) by buzzin2004-11-25 02:29:07
    00E0E0? by psychoi3oy2004-11-25 01:41:46
      EIEIO by vetitice2004-11-25 10:27:10
      Probably not like much, it's missing a digit. (n/t) by Khaar2004-11-25 03:23:21
  thereverseofyesterdayscolour by freon2004-11-25 00:03:03

 

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