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Cartoon for Nov 18, 2004
Strip for Nov 18, 2004
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ATTN: LJ ufies by celticess2004-11-18 23:36:42
Attn: AndyA by dab2004-11-18 23:23:44
global vars or not by dennismv2004-11-18 23:16:58
  Don't worry about speed by Arachnid2004-11-18 23:22:18
    Have you checked your TLP by ToLazyToThink2004-11-18 23:40:01
      I have now (n/t) by Arachnid2004-11-19 00:00:28
  Global vars are *evil* (n/t) by jedidiahstott2004-11-18 23:18:02
    are they really by dennismv2004-11-18 23:21:42
      It'd still be clearer by Arachnid2004-11-18 23:25:31
      also by dennismv2004-11-18 23:24:10
        Well, sometimes even saints must embrace evil. by jedidiahstott2004-11-18 23:31:30
          censored by dennismv2004-11-18 23:41:49
            Yes, on the whole avoid them by jedidiahstott2004-11-18 23:49:54
        if it truly NEVER changes declare it as const (n/t by nedludd2004-11-18 23:25:17
One hour flamewar! by McNutcase2004-11-18 23:04:19
  Depends on by diGriz2004-11-18 23:18:25
    sans serif is on ALL drafting/cad cam plans by joecrouse2004-11-19 11:28:58
    Sans Serif fonts are also required by law by dab2004-11-18 23:32:54
      Maybe by diGriz2004-11-18 23:55:59
  Computer screens are too low res for pretty serif by Arachnid2004-11-18 23:08:57
    Are you calling 1280x1024 low-res? by McNutcase2004-11-18 23:10:21
      Yes by Arachnid2004-11-18 23:11:58
        I find sans serif disgusting. by McNutcase2004-11-18 23:14:12
          Come on, you call this a flamewar? by Arachnid2004-11-18 23:18:23
            You're not gonna offend me posting THAT. by McNutcase2004-11-18 23:18:57
              Spoilsport. (n/t) by Arachnid2004-11-18 23:26:40
These folks make me look liberal... by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What!!! You're really not a liberal??? by webishop2004-11-18 23:10:16
    Nope... Rather right-leaning centrist, actually... by carthax2004-11-18 23:13:53
Goodnight, ladies and gents by bastetsmuse2004-11-18 22:28:13
  Sleep well and get better! (n/t) by Feng_Li2004-11-18 22:33:28
I'm impressed....I googled my cousin's by webishop2004-11-18 22:03:04
  I did a GIS for my name and the first by evilsysadmin2004-11-19 12:36:34
  I gave up counting with my sister after about 80. (n/t) by hadji2004-11-18 23:19:37
  I'm named after my grandfather. by Feng_Li2004-11-18 22:45:51
    That's OK. .... I was named after by webishop2004-11-18 23:09:25
  3,890 links by Hoth2004-11-18 22:39:31
  Googling for my name gave me one by shorty822004-11-18 22:31:13
  hmm by celticess2004-11-18 22:23:42
    umm ok by celticess2004-11-18 23:14:14
  What's his name? by AG_wyvern2004-11-18 22:06:42
    Michael Steirnagle by webishop2004-11-18 22:10:06
*throws lime jell-o on to the field* by kahuana2004-11-18 21:46:00
  *tosses bowl of homemade whipped cream into jello* by theanomaly2004-11-18 21:50:58
    Guess all I can do is add a pot of Raspberry by webishop2004-11-18 22:04:34
You know you're bored by watsondog2004-11-18 21:42:24
Anyone here taken the MSAT? by Feng_Li2004-11-18 21:38:43
I am now legally an adult by oot2004-11-18 21:23:28
  Happy birthday, oot! (n/t) by nin_man2004-11-19 06:55:04
  what !? by dennismv2004-11-19 00:40:21
  Wooooohooo!!! by niwikki2004-11-18 23:39:21
  Happy birthday! (n/t) by Nath32004-11-18 23:25:28
  Well you be *good* now!. Or at any rate by jedidiahstott2004-11-18 23:21:48
  Happy Birthday by dab2004-11-18 23:08:33
  Happy birthday! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-11-18 22:47:52
    Thanks! :-) (n/t) by oot2004-11-18 22:53:03
  Happy Birthday. Just don't do anything by webishop2004-11-18 22:23:42
    Thank you :-) (n/t) by oot2004-11-18 22:52:52
  You definitely will find words for it. ;) by MathOwl2004-11-18 22:10:24
    Thanks by oot2004-11-18 22:14:02
  {{{oot}}} Happy Birthday! :) (n/t) by celticess2004-11-18 22:06:31
    Thanks! {{{Celticess}}} (n/t) by oot2004-11-18 22:09:25
  Hooray! :-) by MrTrick2004-11-18 22:04:42
    Thank you! by oot2004-11-18 22:09:12
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :-D (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-11-18 22:01:46
    Thank you! :-) (n/t) by oot2004-11-18 22:08:40
  Happy birthday! by gaygeek2004-11-18 21:55:26
    Thanks! by oot2004-11-18 21:57:49
  So where's the party? (n/t) by AndyA2004-11-18 21:53:39
    Isn't one, unfortunately by oot2004-11-18 21:55:02
      In that case by AndyA2004-11-18 21:58:38
  You do realize that you have also lost by Spisefisken2004-11-18 21:45:34
    The worst of it is that now they hold you by webishop2004-11-18 22:09:08
    Hmm... by oot2004-11-18 21:49:40
      I am NOT talking about the majorly stupid things by Spisefisken2004-11-18 22:01:41
        Such as? (n/t) by oot2004-11-18 22:08:09
          Go out on a bender and get totaly by AndyA2004-11-18 22:11:26
            Or spend more money than you earn by Spisefisken2004-11-18 23:34:23
      Good plan. by AndyA2004-11-18 21:53:27
        Exactly (n/t) by oot2004-11-18 21:57:33
  gf/wife usually fills this role quite nicely by shminux2004-11-18 21:43:41
    Or a lesbian like Oot. :-) (n/t) by shorty822004-11-18 21:44:58
      or live where gay marriage is legal (n/t) by shminux2004-11-18 21:47:48
        I plan on it by oot2004-11-18 21:52:58
          I would love to have you in my country. by gaygeek2004-11-18 21:54:15
            Why would she want fake canadian beer? by AndyA2004-11-18 22:01:21
            Hey! America has real beer, too! by Feng_Li2004-11-18 21:57:53
              Yeah, and it's all imported. :-) (n/t) by shorty822004-11-18 22:00:11
                *whacks w/ cluebat* by Feng_Li2004-11-18 22:18:01
                  Not any real beer. :-) by shorty822004-11-18 22:19:11
            Canada's cool by oot2004-11-18 21:57:05
              Agreed. by gaygeek2004-11-18 21:59:31
                No need for hypnosis by oot2004-11-18 22:04:14
                  Or ours lets you out... (n/t) by shorty822004-11-18 22:04:49
                    They have no reason to keep me by oot2004-11-18 22:07:27
                      Best time to get your passport is by webishop2004-11-18 22:25:34
                        Already got one :-) by oot2004-11-18 22:54:28
        Which hopefully will be everywhere in a few years. (n/t) by shorty822004-11-18 21:49:18
          if you don't count US, sure. (n/t) by shminux2004-11-18 21:51:27
            Especially the US (n/t) by shorty822004-11-18 21:56:25
  You could join the army... (n/t) by Arachnid2004-11-18 21:40:24
    No by oot2004-11-18 21:42:51
      Which is too bad. by shorty822004-11-18 21:44:25
        Great quote by gaygeek2004-11-18 21:52:39
    Nah, join the Navy... (n/t) by shorty822004-11-18 21:42:50
  The best part about being 18 by Feng_Li2004-11-18 21:37:25
    Thank you! by oot2004-11-18 21:39:05
  Happy birthday! by shorty822004-11-18 21:28:39
    Thank you! (n/t) by oot2004-11-18 21:30:22
  It is a nice feeling when that realization hits :) by theanomaly2004-11-18 21:27:35
    Thanks :-) (n/t) by oot2004-11-18 21:29:27
  Epiphanies and going to the bathroom. by kahuana2004-11-18 21:26:52
    I've had some amazing epiphanies going by webishop2004-11-18 22:07:05
      Now why is everyone laughing at me??? (n/t) by webishop2004-11-18 22:07:24
    There's a back story on the bathroom thing by oot2004-11-18 21:29:08
I hab a code by bastetsmuse2004-11-18 21:17:13
  OMG. Does Homeland Security know you have a code? by jedidiahstott2004-11-18 23:25:00
  Definitely lots of water. Tea and Honey by webishop2004-11-18 22:22:24
  Hot iced tea with lemon and honey by theanomaly2004-11-18 21:34:47
  I know how ya feel- by jayfarm2004-11-18 21:27:09
  Lots of water and strong mints by oot2004-11-18 21:26:49
    Oh, and get well soon! *hugs* (n/t) by oot2004-11-18 21:27:03
  Well... by MathOwl2004-11-18 21:26:26
  Well, there's iSoup. by kahuana2004-11-18 21:24:11
Ferrets make great geek pets. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  aww that is soo cute! :) (n/t) by celticess2004-11-18 21:15:22
  And you know what ferrets are related to... by kahuana2004-11-18 21:05:07
Well in aproxmately 70 minutes I'll be older by Dad2TZK2004-11-18 20:53:48
  I thought I read "wider" by DaNutBall2004-11-18 21:50:23
Last hour before the big 40... by moongoddess2004-11-18 20:08:10
  One thing I enjoy about getting older... by webishop2004-11-18 22:20:02
  40 is the new 30 by watsondog2004-11-18 21:35:23
  Dang it, I'm older than she is.... (n/t) by bastetsmuse2004-11-18 21:16:48
  Contrary to some of the posts here, by webishop2004-11-18 20:46:41
    Oh, just tell the truth! by shorty822004-11-18 20:49:19
      Now that's just relative. As Einstein said, by webishop2004-11-18 20:57:38
  It's not so bad by Hoth2004-11-18 20:28:04
    *smacks Hoth with her cane* by bastetsmuse2004-11-18 21:19:50
  We're here for you. :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-11-18 20:10:19
Now what?! by Khaar2004-11-18 19:56:49
It's 7:47 and I'm crashing. Ha. Hah. by sofaspud2004-11-18 19:47:49
  It's 11:27 and my computer is crashing by BaruMonkey2004-11-18 20:28:44
  Also, you know you're bored when... by sofaspud2004-11-18 19:52:40
    ... and reading all BOFH articles since 1999... by sofaspud2004-11-18 20:01:18
      heh. by phezult2006-11-19 12:55:59
      And I want to go to work. by Khaar2004-11-18 20:02:53
Weird. Googling for my nick turned up a #SPORKS by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  Your a girl.... by onDemand2006-11-19 12:55:59
    One other thing. Do NOT deeplink to my sites! by shorty822004-11-18 22:13:56
    Grrr! :-) by shorty822004-11-18 19:53:12
      CALLING ALL UFIES... by OnDemand2004-11-18 19:57:35
        Hmm... by oot2004-11-18 21:18:23
          I said yesterday that if he would ask I would stop (n/t) by shorty822004-11-18 21:27:54
            I thought so by oot2004-11-18 21:32:02
        :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-11-18 20:00:25
        Go ahead. I welcome corrections. by shorty822004-11-18 19:59:30
          s/won;t/won't/ (n/t) by shorty822004-11-18 19:59:53
            You made a mistake .... (n/t) by OnDemand2004-11-18 20:00:53
              And I noticed and corrected it. (n/t) by shorty822004-11-18 20:09:16
I HAVE TICKETS by Llyr2004-11-18 19:15:39
  Oh, and I just noticed by Llyr2004-11-18 19:16:44
    I think I'm going to make "drinking game" rules by Llyr2004-11-18 20:24:21
Why does Metroid Prime 2 have to not let me use... by Ubergeek22004-11-18 18:56:16
Ah the holidays. <SPOILERS> by nedludd2004-11-18 18:46:47
  why is it that everything comes from a can? by dab2004-11-18 20:41:41
    Um, the first thing that "comes in a can" by tnglives2004-11-18 20:59:15
    Well, Dan started with a pumpkin by nedludd2004-11-18 20:57:13
      We've done that...believe it or not by webishop2004-11-18 22:15:15
      Try sweet potatoes than. by Feng_Li2004-11-18 21:05:33
        I've heard that you can do that. by nedludd2004-11-18 21:28:11
  Except you can swap out ingredients for the pie: by phezult2004-11-18 19:26:41
    or you could do it my way by evilsysadmin2004-11-18 20:07:46
    Hmmm, that's quite intriguing. by nedludd2004-11-18 19:41:35
    Now *that* is a pie! :) (n/t) by theanomaly2004-11-18 19:28:49
  or worse by Havoc2004-11-18 19:11:02
    That would be awful. by nedludd2004-11-18 19:19:12
  heh. (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-11-18 18:48:08
Firefox Tabbrowser Extension question. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  it's probably under about:config (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-11-18 18:41:53
    Thanks, that got it. by shorty822004-11-18 18:45:26
Stupid honorable roommate by SnappingTurtle2004-11-18 18:32:46
  Geez I know ,,, by onDemand2004-11-18 19:51:52
    And then they make you look bad. (n/t) by Llyr2004-11-18 20:03:16
      Yeah they don't care about anyone but themselves.. (n/t) by OnDemand2004-11-18 20:04:58
        LOL - jerks. :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-11-18 20:08:17
          How DARE they be all nice and crap?!?!? (n/t) by Llyr2004-11-18 20:08:32
  My roommate... by esbita2004-11-18 19:21:54
  {{{SnappingTurtle}}} by Reddy2004-11-18 18:34:58
    Oh you could buy pizza a few times by Reddy2004-11-18 18:37:14
      or he could just buy me some pizza... by Ubergeek22004-11-18 18:39:11
        me too by niwikki2004-11-18 18:56:17
  Tell the truth, and refuse to let him pay by oot2004-11-18 18:34:49
    Tried that. I even told him to bite me. by SnappingTurtle2004-11-18 18:39:13
      o.O by oot2004-11-18 18:59:48
      Clue by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Holy crapola by Havoc2004-11-18 19:17:05
          my tought exactly by elrak2004-11-18 19:32:45
          *giggle* by oot2004-11-18 19:19:42
        Oh, ok, I thought it might refer to... by SnappingTurtle2004-11-18 18:52:29
    You're a what? (n/t) by shorty822004-11-18 18:36:13
      An aspie. I have Asperger's Syndrome by oot2004-11-18 19:04:37
        I could be one too by elrak2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Hmm, sounds a bit like me by Nath32004-11-18 21:03:14
        Interesting. by shorty822004-11-18 19:10:07
          My solution by Havoc2004-11-18 19:14:11
            I don't think I'm an aspie by Havoc2004-11-18 19:15:55
      An aspie by raptor_872004-11-18 18:41:25
        Asperger's =="Autism Lite" (n/t) by webishop2004-11-18 20:50:16
        You'd be surprised by how many geeks are aspies... (n/t) by raptor_872004-11-18 18:42:02
  :) (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-11-18 18:34:10
Off to bed with me... by AshyRaine2004-11-18 18:16:28
  Darn -- at first I thought this was in invitation! (n/t) by webishop2004-11-18 21:00:53
  DId anyone else think by thread_killer2004-11-18 19:02:04
    no... by niwikki2004-11-18 19:04:51
  Off to bed with me too by SnappingTurtle2004-11-18 18:53:18
  everyone's going to sleep... by niwikki2004-11-18 18:32:32
    That's because of bed bed bed.. by Ubergeek22004-11-18 18:36:16
  *looks at clock* by bugarup2004-11-18 18:21:08
  {{{Ashy}}} by Spud312004-11-18 18:20:37
  <AOL> Me too! (n/t) by voxwoman2004-11-18 18:17:11
Y'ever been surfing and run across some old by adiplomat2004-11-18 18:16:08
  I remember that work of yours by pk23172006-11-19 12:55:59
Building with books by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
Mental bleach! Now! Please! by oot2004-11-18 18:00:01
  is it sad then when people call for mind errasers by Nightwind2004-11-18 19:38:39
    Sorry, didn't save the URL by oot2004-11-18 20:42:03
  Fanfiction is evil. EEEEEE- villlllllll! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-11-18 18:41:59
  {{{oot}}} by AshyRaine2004-11-18 18:01:52
    {{{AshyRaine}}} by oot2004-11-18 18:03:08
      I'm just glad that it was Nessalc that saw it by AshyRaine2004-11-18 18:04:56
        *nods* (n/t) by oot2004-11-18 18:07:06
          I'm immune to magic-eye pics. by McNutcase2004-11-18 23:17:02
Just to keep the browser wars going... by nate_t_g2004-11-18 17:43:43
  Much easier navigation. by MrTrick2004-11-18 18:44:32
    I keep accidently opening the right-click menu in by purplepineapple2004-11-18 18:58:16
      Yup by Spiff2006-11-19 12:55:59
      yes it is, very nice program by Blindman2004-11-18 19:30:56
    What extension lets you do the first thing? by shorty822004-11-18 18:47:26
      i believe it's rocker gestures (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-11-18 18:48:42
    God I love Opera's mouse gestures... by Ubergeek22004-11-18 18:47:19
  Opera screen shot... by purplepineapple2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I hate that stacked windows thing too (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-11-18 18:42:43
      Moi aussie! I turn it off.. :) (n/t) by nate_t_g2004-11-18 22:11:32
  I've been using Firefox of late by Nath32004-11-18 18:17:26
  less than 5mb download, by elrak2004-11-18 18:05:15
  One thing that I love about tabbed browsing by shorty822004-11-18 18:02:33
    As far as security goes.. by nate_t_g2004-11-18 21:50:08
  Put it this way... by Kickstart2004-11-18 17:58:51
    Why don't you use tabs? by shorty822004-11-18 18:14:52
  ^ "tongue in cheek" request for browser advice :) (n/t) by nate_t_g2004-11-18 17:58:34
  Don't you mean.. by Ubergeek22006-11-19 12:55:59
    thank you thank you thank you (n/t) by elrak2004-11-18 18:14:04
    That is an interesting site... by nate_t_g2004-11-18 17:57:19
so you think you have a unique nick... by elrak2004-11-18 17:41:51
  Yeah, all me by imwacc02004-11-18 23:47:14
  Nope. I KNOW I do. by McNutcase2004-11-18 23:22:18
  Hmm... all but 1 of the first 5 are me. by sofaspud2004-11-18 19:46:05
  Mine isn't. by shorty822004-11-18 19:18:10
  I am (apparantly) unique by pk23172004-11-18 19:12:01
  I found out that I don't by thread_killer2004-11-18 19:08:16
  yes mine are by celticess2004-11-18 19:01:32
  Hrm... by KrakensDen2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I couldn't get mine on AIM or Yahoo. by Spud312004-11-18 18:13:09
    Ditto. by bugarup2004-11-18 18:18:39
  Well, mine gets lots of Pratchett hits. by bugarup2004-11-18 18:11:09
  I'm the only AshyRaine on the 'net by AshyRaine2004-11-18 18:03:22
    So, is your name Helen? by adiplomat2004-11-18 18:17:43
      *ashy asplode* by AshyRaine2004-11-18 18:21:43
    *goes to register it somewhere* by voxwoman2004-11-18 18:16:02
  Hmm... Everyone one is me... by feather8022004-11-18 18:03:02
  I'm in a Red Hot Chili Peppers song... by j.butterfly2004-11-18 17:59:37
    wich one? (n/t) by elrak2004-11-18 18:18:37
      "Can't Stop" (n/t) by McNutcase2004-11-18 23:26:08
    actually so is Kickstart (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-11-18 17:59:53
      He was in Red Hat, and on a Harley, too. by adiplomat2004-11-18 18:19:06
  You think YOU'VE got problems! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-11-18 17:52:42
  I'm the only voxwoman so far by voxwoman2004-11-18 17:50:56
  Every "lucidpsyche" is me. by lucidpsyche2004-11-18 17:47:32
    Reddy is too common by Reddy2004-11-18 17:49:51
      Hey my UF diary made page 6 by Reddy2004-11-18 18:03:10
    what is that you say? oh yes. by Ubergeek22004-11-18 17:49:46
      Oh, you poor, deprived man. Shush. (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-11-18 17:51:37
  When googling my name.. by Ubergeek22004-11-18 17:45:33
    oooh poop. by poopyhead2004-11-18 18:01:49
      but at least they appear to all be me by poopyhead2004-11-18 18:03:10
        well i get more stuff, but i meant that it took 6 by Ubergeek22004-11-18 18:21:40
Well, two things, by dire_lobo2004-11-18 17:35:42
  someone else??? I like my hug threads by Reddy2004-11-18 17:45:07
  /me throws pudding into d_l's server (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-11-18 17:44:03
Back from the Emergency Room by voxwoman2004-11-18 17:29:17
  Here's hoping she heals quickly! (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-11-18 17:45:29
  "cooking Thanksgiving dinner instead of her" by Kickstart2004-11-18 17:33:53
    I read it the same way by shorty822004-11-18 17:36:16
      :P by voxwoman2004-11-18 17:37:11
        {{{Voxwoman}}} by Reddy2004-11-18 17:43:18
          {{{Reddy}}} (n/t) by voxwoman2004-11-18 17:52:06
  {{{voxwoman + grandmother}}} by shorty822004-11-18 17:32:14
    s/grandmother/mother-in-law/ Whoops, sorry. (n/t) by shorty822004-11-18 17:32:49
      No problem... by voxwoman2004-11-18 17:38:01
ATTN: Illiad by AshyRaine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If I remember correctly... by Kickstart2004-11-18 17:25:31
    Awesome by AshyRaine2004-11-18 17:28:56
    95a included it. by AndyA2004-11-18 17:28:25
    Still have it. by themadkansan2004-11-18 17:27:35
Invoke(Celticess) re: You've got mail! (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 17:17:18
  Yes I've seen it (from knoppix) :) (n/t) by celticess2004-11-18 19:02:26
Any Brits still awake? by oot2004-11-18 17:15:18
  'pants' means underwear. by krikkert2004-11-18 17:16:04
    Hmm... by oot2004-11-18 17:19:12
      khaki could be miss heard. by AndyA2004-11-18 17:26:08
        Thanks for explaining by oot2004-11-18 17:37:14
          On biscuits: by Nath32004-11-18 23:38:24
          Lots. We enjoy confusing americans ;-) by AndyA2004-11-18 17:42:13
            Hmm... by oot2004-11-18 17:46:57
              OK here are a few more. by AndyA2004-11-18 20:05:43
                Thank you! by oot2004-11-18 20:44:23
                  let's see. by AndyA2004-11-18 21:51:08
                    OK - thanks (n/t) by oot2004-11-18 22:00:07
                      I've to to stop remembering things... by AndyA2004-11-18 22:03:39
                        @ is swapped with "?!? by oot2004-11-18 22:05:51
                          My office keyboard is US, My home one UK. by AndyA2004-11-18 22:09:04
                            Mine's Dvorak by oot2004-11-18 22:14:54
                              <year 11 student>Dvorak? Is that in eastern europe by AndyA2004-11-18 22:18:01
                                Did I spell it wrong? by oot2004-11-18 22:52:32
                flat : apartment by Hoth2004-11-18 20:44:01
                  oops. you're right. by AndyA2004-11-18 21:41:28
                    *giggle* by oot2004-11-18 22:02:52
                      *smirk* by AndyA2004-11-18 22:07:15
Windows.. master of the obvious by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Windows is good at that, always has been. by shorty822004-11-18 17:15:13
this is really nice...long, but nice by dire_lobo2004-11-18 17:12:13
  Very nice :) (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-11-18 17:23:00
Taking a break from working late by Kickstart2004-11-18 17:07:58
  Kickstart in the Sky with Dustpuppies (n/t) by elrak2004-11-18 17:24:57
  this sounds awffully similar to by voxwoman2004-11-18 17:15:13
    I thought you were kidding by Kickstart2004-11-18 17:24:04
      heh heh heh by voxwoman2004-11-18 17:39:31
  ok... it all makes sense - but the nostril thing by dire_lobo2004-11-18 17:15:09
    Mirrors. (n/t) by Arachnid2004-11-19 12:33:06
    Obviously Kickstart is rocking a rather large.. by Ubergeek22006-11-19 12:55:59
    I don't *want* to look up his nostrils. (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 17:21:12
  yes yes yes, but can he cure the common cold? (n/t by elrak2004-11-18 17:13:23
  Just stay calm. by shorty822004-11-18 17:12:38
Shiny sky by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  that is cool by Reddy2004-11-18 17:06:16
    The strong yellow-to-green light that is most... by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It can get greener by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
      & if I read the paragraph it explains ;) by Reddy2004-11-18 17:13:29
this is for by dire_lobo2004-11-18 16:51:07
  *hugs* (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-11-18 17:10:03
    {{{AshyRaine}}} by Reddy2004-11-18 17:11:24
      Hyper! by AshyRaine2004-11-18 17:13:51
        I'm doing good by Reddy2004-11-18 17:17:41
          Cool! :) (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-11-18 17:27:45
    {{{Ashy}}} by Spud312004-11-18 17:11:16
      *squish* by AshyRaine2004-11-18 17:14:37
        Gah! Not a tight hug! by Spud312004-11-18 17:18:18
  {{{Reddy}}} by krikkert2004-11-18 17:05:03
    like this? by dire_lobo2004-11-18 17:17:32
    {{{Krikkert}}} by Reddy2004-11-18 17:07:01
      Good for me. Not for my brothers. by krikkert2004-11-18 17:12:38
        why are they cold & wet? (n/t) by Reddy2004-11-18 17:18:23
          They met the snow. Personal meeting. ;-) (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 17:19:58
            cool by Reddy2004-11-18 17:22:06
              The first snowmen are already up. by krikkert2004-11-18 17:24:51
                oh?? *blushes* by Reddy2004-11-18 17:45:58
                  Yes! We demand obscene snowman pics! (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 18:23:13
    {{{krikkert}}} (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 17:06:07
      Alright, what did I do NOW? (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 17:13:57
        Complained about me not hugging you enough. by Spud312004-11-18 17:19:29
          When did I complain about that? (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 17:20:47
            Sunday night. (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 17:25:14
              Ah, yes, you were keeping me awake.. (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 17:26:57
                Something like that. (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 17:36:24
  I leave her several in her email everyday... by Ubergeek22004-11-18 17:02:11
    Hey by Reddy2004-11-18 17:04:36
      that's because you just sent them.. by Ubergeek22004-11-18 17:11:59
        really? by Reddy2004-11-18 17:16:41
  {{{Reddy}}} (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 16:57:44
    {{{Spud31}}} by Reddy2004-11-18 17:00:40
      No, darnit. by Spud312004-11-18 17:04:54
        *pouts* by Reddy2004-11-18 17:07:40
  {{{Dire Lobo}}} by Reddy2004-11-18 16:56:48
  {{{{REDDY}}}} (n/t) by buggedeyes2004-11-18 16:56:28
    {{{Buggedeyes}}} by Reddy2004-11-18 16:57:31
Gates most spammed person in world by tms17912006-11-19 12:55:59
  *imagines Bill Gates in his mansion, saying:* by YakkoWarner2004-11-18 19:02:21
  That first article by Shadowclaw2004-11-18 16:55:46
  What about president@whitehouse.gov? (n/t) by Arachnid2004-11-18 16:38:07
    Bill vs. the Pres by tms17912004-11-18 16:44:38
      If you were a spammer by Hoth2004-11-18 17:01:48
        Nope by Arachnid2004-11-18 19:18:48
          Conceded by Hoth2004-11-18 20:47:01
Invoke: Apple weilding UFies (stop laughing) by kwyn2004-11-18 16:26:25
  "Come at me with a banana!" (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 17:01:34
    "When will you teach us about by voxwoman2004-11-18 17:19:12
    Using best fruity-fu techniques, spins by dire_lobo2004-11-18 17:04:49
  sorry, no Snickers (had the last one after lunch) by dire_lobo2004-11-18 16:37:18
    {{{dire_lobo}}} by kwyn2004-11-18 18:44:31
Giving nin_man a run for his money... by phezult2004-11-18 16:16:28
  But do you have SuperGlue? (n/t) by ahecht2004-11-18 16:44:03
  been there by elrak2004-11-18 16:43:37
    Decent Gerber lockback. by phezult2004-11-18 16:50:39
      ouch by elrak2006-11-19 12:55:59
        My favorite cutting implement and by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Large knives are a bit overkill by elrak2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hmmm... I would have guessed you felt bloody by dire_lobo2004-11-18 16:21:06
    If I squeeze tight enough, it's not so bad... by phezult2004-11-18 16:27:27
      That's what they all say. by Spud312004-11-18 16:29:39
        thank you... my response was uhm... shall we say by dire_lobo2004-11-18 16:31:48
          I would have been disappointed with anything less! (n/t) by phezult2004-11-18 16:43:12
Random thought. by retiqlum22004-11-18 16:14:45
  I knew a real foul-mouthed guy... by DIVINAR22004-11-18 16:40:08
  I really think by Reddy2004-11-18 16:20:56
    That is exactly what I was saying. by retiqlum22004-11-18 16:23:51
  Oh YEAH?!?! you can just kiss my by dire_lobo2004-11-18 16:20:02
    I gave up swearing for Lent a few years back by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 16:22:43
      Since I was a goody-two-shoes nerd before I turned by Eric3_141592004-11-18 17:47:35
        That merely goes to show... by retiqlum22004-11-18 21:00:44
      My daughter says Tartar sauce just like Spongebob. by Spud312004-11-18 16:26:57
        OH YEAH? Well, MY daughter says by dire_lobo2004-11-18 16:44:03
          She also says "Can I say d*mmit like you do?" by Spud312004-11-18 16:48:25
            heh... I think I've heard that too ;-) by dire_lobo2004-11-18 16:54:05
              Six. (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 16:58:19
                kewl... by dire_lobo2004-11-18 17:23:55
                  Does he like to play pirates? by Spud312004-11-18 17:28:18
              Well that is one thing I don't have to worry about by Reddy2004-11-18 16:55:57
                One of my son's friends came up to me at a by dire_lobo2004-11-18 17:02:13
      YEAH! Well you're a TENNIS RACQUET! (n/t) by retiqlum22004-11-18 16:24:42
        Well in that case... by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 16:26:20
          Haven't you ever seen... by retiqlum22004-11-18 16:28:26
            years ago... by dire_lobo2004-11-18 16:29:56
              ok by Reddy2004-11-18 16:32:25
                well... it's right by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  oh and the reason I said by dire_lobo2004-11-18 16:52:16
                    *giggles* (n/t) by Reddy2004-11-18 16:54:27
Attn: Ashyraine check your email (n/t) by Celticess2004-11-18 15:53:39
  Ashyraine: You're doing a good job. by Spud312004-11-18 16:59:34
    *suppresses giggles* by AshyRaine2004-11-18 17:12:57
      Hah! You think you are! by Spud312004-11-18 17:35:57
        If I'm not at work or church I'm usually home by AshyRaine2004-11-18 17:58:51
  Done! (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-11-18 16:48:35
ATTN: Illiad by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
While we're on the subject of meeting up... by julius.apweiler2004-11-18 15:51:32
ATTN: Danutball by Celticess2004-11-18 15:48:52
  It's a sign that you're getting old. ;-) by krikkert2004-11-18 15:50:05
    lol by Celticess2004-11-18 16:01:09
    *whacks krikkert* by DaNutBall2004-11-18 15:51:56
      I didn't say that I didn't agree. by krikkert2004-11-18 15:55:27
        well the changes in gentoo by Celticess2004-11-18 16:03:55
  I'm thinking of eating anyway by DaNutBall2004-11-18 15:50:01
    icq is also messed up :( by Celticess2004-11-18 15:59:48
Interesting, but on a biased site by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  you're right, it shouldn't be... that's why the by dire_lobo2004-11-18 15:58:01
    Red Team Blue Team by render772004-11-18 16:19:12
      Umm.... by mortaine2004-11-18 17:12:54
        I believe in most areas.... by Kickstart2004-11-18 17:48:51
          Exactly by mortaine2004-11-18 21:23:25
            Actually by render772004-11-19 06:55:17
      No, I really don't think it was limited to Bushies by dire_lobo2004-11-18 16:28:42
Concert report, by Voltigeur2004-11-18 15:44:06
Back from Toronto. by Illiad2004-11-18 15:33:33
  Not me! I left the Black Velvet! by adiplomat2004-11-18 17:56:30
  Don't look at me... by SnArL2004-11-18 16:54:03
    minor correction: by dire_lobo2004-11-18 16:56:40
  <hushed_voice>We've secretly replaced this man's by psychoi3oy2004-11-18 16:17:44
    He doesn't DRINK Coors, of course he will. (n/t) by adiplomat2004-11-18 17:52:58
      I live in the state that's produced in by PsychoI3oy2004-11-18 18:40:38
  Intarweb fingurprinces leed us to believe Havoc by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    OOOO busted! Dire_Lobo_CSI (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 19:25:51
  If it had been me... by retiqlum22004-11-18 16:06:00
  We actually taped Bud labels on them by DaNutBall2004-11-18 15:54:32
    Next time: tape his labels onto Bud Light! (n/t) by phezult2004-11-18 17:39:05
  *wipes beer foam from mouth* by afterburner2004-11-18 15:53:34
  Not me either by Egaeus2004-11-18 15:41:44
  What is Kokanee Gold? by bastetsmuse2004-11-18 15:41:03
    This one here by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Let's guess Illiad's age! (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 15:45:07
        ok - he's old as dirt. But I was old when dirt was by dire_lobo2004-11-18 16:06:33
  heh... that would be - NOT ME! by dire_lobo2004-11-18 15:38:24
    HEY!!! MY SALMON!!! by Illiad2004-11-18 15:43:18
      (rimshot) (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-11-18 15:58:36
  It was him, it was him! by Bellator2004-11-18 15:35:34
  not me by Reddy2004-11-18 15:34:45
    Mmm...Dublin Dr. Pepper.... by Spud312004-11-18 16:28:17
      how many are left?? (n/t) by Reddy2004-11-18 16:33:13
        :-) I've only had one so far. (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 16:49:24
ATTN: Dad2TZK by hadji2004-11-18 15:09:16
After all the "meet the UFie" posts, I thought I'd by tnglives2004-11-18 15:08:17
  Just glad you're back, and everyone seems to be ok (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-11-18 15:59:36
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-11-18 15:15:01
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by purplepineapple2004-11-18 15:15:13
  Talk about bad luck. by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 15:11:30
AAAAAH! Get the anti satelite weapons! by moongoddess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So Al Jazerra is ok but Fox isn't? by tms17912006-11-19 12:55:59
    Al Jazerra had so many restrictions placed on them by moongoddess2004-11-18 17:04:41
      nor do they claim to be "fair & balanced" (tm) (n/t) by swisscheese2004-11-18 19:13:27
  AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 15:04:13
  If CNN can be "The Most Trusted Name in News" by toxin2004-11-18 14:58:43
    Us USians know how bad our media is too! (n/t) by Dracarys2004-11-18 15:47:16
    Funny, just recently I read a year-old article by bugarup2004-11-18 15:38:16
      No, it's true! by bobmon2004-11-18 16:01:49
    Um. by bastetsmuse2004-11-18 15:27:29
      Yes. by Spiff2004-11-18 15:59:05
      Seconded. by dire_lobo2004-11-18 15:43:32
        NPR Local station WYPR by joecrouse2004-11-18 19:22:33
    Reuters by Fandango2004-11-18 15:00:41
  FOX News -- Cheney tested; Bush approved! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-11-18 14:57:36
  Don't worry by MikeCDN2004-11-18 14:57:32
    people who vote Reform/Alliance/Conservative/Next? (n/t) by swisscheese2004-11-18 19:25:28
I think this is wrong .... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I want to know by Egaeus2004-11-18 15:01:09
    One way to avoid that by Nea2004-11-18 15:06:22
      Well, I tend to like deer meat by Egaeus2004-11-18 15:10:59
        I like deer meat too by Reddy2004-11-18 15:33:42
          My brother just got a 10-pt and an 8-pt! (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 19:28:17
  So did everyone yesterday. by vetitice2004-11-18 14:56:31
Chess pieces made out of BNC parts by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *starts looking at all the RF parts in the lab* by AndyA2004-11-18 15:03:17
  That is so cool. Me wants... by lab rat2004-11-18 14:46:50
    *saves the _rat by putting her back in the maze* ( (n/t) by Sieldan2004-11-18 14:49:40
      *Saves the lab rat by giving he/her/it cheese* (n/t) by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 14:58:39
        *Nibbles cheese* (n/t) by lab rat2004-11-18 14:59:51
          Out of cheese error...Redo Fom Start (n/t) by shimguts2004-11-18 15:43:36
            *from* (n/t) by shimguts2004-11-18 15:43:47
      Nooooo...donations are tax deductablllllllllllle by lab rat2004-11-18 14:58:36
        *Outlaws tax for donations* by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 15:01:22
          *what the heck, must have cheese* (n/t) by lab rat2004-11-18 15:04:39
            *<sup>Baits humane trap with cheese*<sup> (n/t) by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 15:06:58
              *disables trap* eats cheese bites murdurouspsycho by lab rat2004-11-18 15:08:55
                Copy-paste and look at 5th one down by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 15:19:36
                *hands murdurouspsycho antidote* (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 15:10:29
                  Thanks. by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 15:17:23
                    I am not now nor have I ever been unnatural (n/t) by lab rat2004-11-18 15:41:10
                      Dilusional..definitly dilusional.. (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 15:42:45
              I guess html does'nt work with subjects. by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 15:07:55
                *disables trap either way* (n/t) by lab rat2004-11-18 15:12:28
        Some of us don't have to pay taxes. :-p (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 15:00:21
          True, true. So give just to know you have played by lab rat2004-11-18 15:06:39
            Naw.. I don't like dictators unless they're future by krikkert2004-11-18 15:11:05
Finally, I break this nasty habit by krikkert2004-11-18 14:34:49
  Aaaaugh! uhm... well, by dire_lobo2004-11-18 15:03:12
  Eh? by themadkansan2004-11-18 14:36:17
    I'll leave you to guess. by krikkert2004-11-18 14:37:59
      But why... by themadkansan2004-11-18 14:39:29
        Suits me better. (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 14:40:28
          ...You're kidding, right? by themadkansan2004-11-18 14:45:18
            Yep. I'm serious. (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 14:48:35
          GOod for you by MikeCDN2004-11-18 14:41:08
Is a personal internet connection real? by BuggedEyes2004-11-18 14:32:18
  excellent post. For the most part, what you get by dire_lobo2004-11-18 15:36:43
  Whoa! That's probably true for a lot of people. by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 14:42:23
    Depends on how many personalities you have IRL (n/ (n/t) by jedidiahstott2004-11-18 15:44:09
      Just the one and it's a doozy. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 16:45:04
    Yep, you're definitely the same IRL by Egaeus2004-11-18 14:48:34
      Except for the peppering of profanity. by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 14:55:22
        Basicaly joecrouse here< by joecrouse2004-11-18 19:34:43
        Well yeah, by Egaeus2004-11-18 15:01:56
      Or is that thank Goddess? ;) (n/t) by Sieldan2004-11-18 14:50:22
        Don't do that! by Egaeus2004-11-18 14:54:10
          What are you, an... by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 14:57:19
            Nooo... not me. (n/t) by Egaeus2004-11-18 15:05:35
              NOBODY EXPECTS THE KRIKKERT INQUISITION! by krikkert2004-11-18 15:08:57
                Seriously, I do. by Spud312004-11-18 16:22:29
                Cardinal Fang... by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 16:07:49
  So if I qut uf My avatar will be dead? by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 14:42:13
  Well - yes. Of course! by LurkerMo2004-11-18 14:39:17
Warning: Idiocy contained within post by oot2004-11-18 14:16:33
  whoops :D (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-11-18 15:10:06
  Warning: Redundent warnings. by AndyA2004-11-18 14:38:07
    I said "idiocy" by oot2004-11-18 14:39:30
      So you've caught on at last... ;-D by AndyA2004-11-18 14:56:23
        Hey! by oot2004-11-18 15:24:31
          Only when I've been stuck talking to Marketing. by AndyA2004-11-18 15:31:53
  So does one compliment a female geek by saying by hadji2004-11-18 14:32:42
    Depends on the degree of appeal. (n/t) by williamashbless2004-11-18 14:36:42
      Well, that's one angle to consider. (n/t) by hadji2004-11-18 14:39:00
        Acute, but reflex analysis of the obtuse. (n/t) by williamashbless2004-11-18 14:40:08
          This thread is veering off on a tangent. by LthrOttr2004-11-18 14:44:20
            It's a sine! See, can't you? (n/t) by williamashbless2004-11-18 14:48:27
              Well, why argue. Have a piece of pi. (n/t) by LthrOttr2004-11-18 14:53:32
          I think this thread has become somewhat protracted (n/t) by hadji2004-11-18 14:44:16
            Just a little bent out of shape. Don't be a square (n/t) by williamashbless2004-11-18 14:50:11
              BTW, where's Polly? Gone? (n/t) by hadji2004-11-18 14:52:55
                Angry about her big curve by DaNutBall2004-11-18 15:09:15
                  Well, as she's a she, it must be a belle curve. (n (n/t) by hadji2004-11-18 15:10:24
                    That's what her friends say by DaNutBall2004-11-18 15:13:39
                      Still, her boyfriend jumps when she says by williamashbless2004-11-18 15:25:22
                        *groans* terrible punning! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-11-18 15:53:07
  Oops =) by Pic2004-11-18 14:20:35
  Good to hear that you trusted your work by LurkerMo2004-11-18 14:19:40
I got Feng Shui-ed in the bedroom last night. by toxin2004-11-18 14:02:56
  So you've given up morning sun for what? (n/t) by Arachnid2004-11-18 14:24:48
    Now get morning sun in eyes from between by toxin2004-11-18 14:29:13
      substitiuon for blackout curtains by joecrouse2004-11-18 19:26:54
      After the first summer you won't notice by watsondog2004-11-18 14:50:17
        Done 2 already. Yeah, light is not a problem. by toxin2004-11-18 14:53:55
      Time to invest in... by swingfroggy2004-11-18 14:33:25
        Why blackout curtains? Just line the windows with by ChuckAB2004-11-18 14:37:26
  That's a Kama Sutra position I've missed. by nin_man2004-11-18 14:12:29
    don't bother, unless your VERY limber, you end up by dire_lobo2004-11-18 14:28:59
      And one of you needs to be improbably slanted! by toxin2004-11-18 14:31:07
  whew, at first I thought... by swingfroggy2004-11-18 14:10:38
  TechisSO repainted the bathroom Friday night and by techi8702004-11-18 14:05:58
I miss my PDA. :( I really could use a MP3 player by techi8702004-11-18 14:00:10
  reload and try again? by dire_lobo2004-11-18 14:30:53
Funny google ad... by Spud312004-11-18 14:00:01
  Sliced Grilled Ham with Balsamic Cabbage & by toxin2004-11-18 14:18:33
  Mmmm... by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 14:05:41
    please don't mention food... by scragman2004-11-18 14:07:04
    *backs away from murdurouspsycho* (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 14:06:55
      LOL! by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 14:10:47
        *is relieved* (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 14:14:09
          Or maybe I would. by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 14:15:42
            *hides* (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 14:16:32
              <Yells soothingly> Here Spud. Here Spud. by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 14:19:37
                *hides better* by Spud312004-11-18 14:23:34
                  <Yells soothingly>Here Spud! Here... girl? boy? by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 14:27:43
                    Girl. And you can't have her. by krikkert2004-11-18 15:06:14
After a conversation with oot... by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  IDGI by Nightwind2004-11-18 19:33:02
  Unable to view... by swingfroggy2004-11-18 14:27:43
    That would be the DivX codec.. (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 14:30:32
      And how do you get it for Windows by Egaeus2004-11-18 14:50:09
        The lightest-of-the-light by LionsPhil2004-11-19 02:40:19
        Well, I install it with a heap of other codecs.. (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 14:57:26
  Nobody likes my movie? by McNutcase2004-11-18 14:16:06
    I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. by YakkoWarner2004-11-18 15:31:33
      Physics oddity. by McNutcase2004-11-18 23:00:39
    Not that by Egaeus2004-11-18 14:50:59
      What's wrong with the format? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-11-18 15:45:59
        It's divx by Egaeus2004-11-18 15:48:02
          Works just fine here. by YakkoWarner2004-11-18 15:51:32
    I can't make it work properly. by wheresthefish2004-11-18 14:35:45
    I dunno... I'm XP at work and it no work by dire_lobo2004-11-18 14:27:54
    I'm in class... by niwikki2004-11-18 14:22:37
      hrm... no luck... by niwikki2004-11-18 15:29:27
    I like it... by oot2004-11-18 14:17:43
    no DivX at work by PsychoI3oy2004-11-18 14:17:41
Well, thats comforting.:) by JustnCase2004-11-18 13:40:05
What UFies have you already met? by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 13:31:12
  Let's see... by gaygeek2004-11-18 20:36:54
  None :( by voxwoman2004-11-18 17:36:36
  Ohh, boy..... by aix tom2004-11-18 16:29:08
  Stacato, ID10T and ObiJack. by Voltigeur2004-11-18 15:51:32
  Illiad, mcnutcase, random_c and LionsPhil. by bugarup2004-11-18 15:49:20
    Oh yes, and those people at the Munich UFie Meet. by bugarup2004-11-18 15:51:10
      Ack! HellaHulla too, of course! by bugarup2004-11-18 15:54:31
  just one...and he's my brother by shimguts2004-11-18 15:45:06
  Considering I rarely post, by julius.apweiler2004-11-18 15:28:18
  My list: by Myke2004-11-18 14:18:46
    addition by Myke2004-11-18 17:39:17
    additon by Myke2004-11-18 14:37:45
      Why, thank you sir. by LthrOttr2004-11-18 14:46:17
        Heh - I've got VoIP at cost now by Myke2004-11-18 17:19:20
  The Bavarian Illuminati by AISB2004-11-18 14:15:46
  Now if only I could remember names... by AndyA2004-11-18 14:08:22
    Sorry I missed you on my list... by LthrOttr2004-11-18 14:10:15
      Not a problem. by AndyA2004-11-18 14:14:26
  Hmmm... by LthrOttr2004-11-18 14:05:16
  Not a one... by scragman2004-11-18 14:03:27
    Next time I feel like stalking Stephen King, by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 14:18:39
  In person? by lucidpsyche2004-11-18 14:02:08
  I already said, but... by McNutcase2004-11-18 13:57:35
  I've met by Egaeus2004-11-18 13:54:51
    Nope, it was me by noprob2004-11-18 14:21:38
      That's right by Egaeus2004-11-18 14:45:22
  I'm a very private person. by LurkerMo2004-11-18 13:54:25
    Uhm.. hmmm, lets see - because you're a UFie! by dire_lobo2004-11-18 14:00:40
    Because you're also a swell guy. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 13:56:55
      Hmmm - swell? by LurkerMo2004-11-18 14:18:36
        You don't have to be a jokester to be swell. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 14:19:51
          Well - thanks! by LurkerMo2004-11-18 14:25:42
            You post that... by Avium2004-11-18 14:26:55
              ??????? by LurkerMo2004-11-18 14:34:27
  AshyRaine and raptor_87 by Nessalc2004-11-18 13:52:30
  Only Celticess (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-11-18 13:49:59
    hey you could always honeymoon up this way :) by Celticess2004-11-18 14:01:22
      We are considering Vancouver... by DaNutBall2004-11-18 14:09:17
        lol by Celticess2004-11-18 14:24:09
          Interesting by DaNutBall2004-11-18 14:28:39
  YakkoWarner (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-11-18 13:49:01
    Gee, that's funny. My list is: by YakkoWarner2004-11-18 15:47:18
  Zero...that's gotta change (n/t) by VCA2004-11-18 13:48:14
    You live in Central Florida don't you? by shorty822004-11-18 13:49:50
      I think he IS what's his name. ;) (n/t) by nin_man2004-11-18 13:53:25
        I'm one of those what's-his-names by VCA2004-11-18 13:58:14
        Really? I thought the nick was longer. (n/t) by shorty822004-11-18 13:54:11
          longer? I'm not familiar with that nick... (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-11-18 14:02:32
  None that know they have met me. by DesertRat662004-11-18 13:46:54
    Nope. by Spud312004-11-18 13:50:06
    *focuses the binocs* by Kickstart2004-11-18 13:48:58
      But why? by LurkerMo2004-11-18 13:50:40
        Let's just say that I'm 'spook'-y ;) (n/t) by Kickstart2004-11-18 13:55:50
          Love is kinda crazy... by rorajoey2004-11-18 14:09:47
  ok here is my list by Celticess2004-11-18 13:46:25
    *bounces up and down* forgot me ;) (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-11-18 13:50:47
      *bounces up and down* (for no good reason at all) by dire_lobo2004-11-18 13:56:45
      whoops but I've known you many years before UF (n/t) by Celticess2004-11-18 13:54:01
  Zero ... (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-11-18 13:41:02
    Ditto ... (n/t) by rorajoey2004-11-18 14:03:13
      Dittoed ditto (n/t) by Hoth2004-11-18 17:14:21
  Only one by bastetsmuse2004-11-18 13:39:41
    Reno, eh? by Hoth2004-11-18 17:26:57
  Only ljens... Maybe I should take a trip up north by Scirocco2004-11-18 13:38:59
    Oh no, visitors at my door? by Bellator2004-11-18 14:06:49
  As far as I know only Celticess and Illiad (n/t) by Bellator2004-11-18 13:37:07
  I've only met Egaeus. :( by shorty822004-11-18 13:37:02
  But I already said! by nin_man2004-11-18 13:34:30
  Cripes...I can't remember all the names! by Kickstart2004-11-18 13:34:27
    I have and next time bellator comes him too :) by Celticess2004-11-18 13:51:35
    Officially or casually? by toxin2004-11-18 13:38:15
      Both, I guess... by Kickstart2004-11-18 13:41:57
        I was thinking Moderator / conversation by toxin2004-11-18 13:48:55
    Nineteen. (n/t) by nin_man2004-11-18 13:34:55
      ...thousand. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-11-18 13:35:13
        and two. (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-11-18 13:38:36
          .5 (n/t) by shorty822004-11-18 13:39:47
            ^4 (n/t) by Kickstart2004-11-18 13:46:10
              + 3 i (n/t) by nedludd2004-11-18 13:46:47
                / π (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-11-18 14:41:44
            You beat me to it. GMTA I guess. (n/t) by nedludd2004-11-18 13:40:39
Who0t! by LooseChanj2004-11-18 13:30:58
incontrovertable, uncontestable and by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
Random Joke Thread! by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 13:28:49
  You can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit by YakkoWarner2004-11-18 15:33:11
  Two strings walk into a bar by Sieldan2004-11-18 14:56:12
  So the chief says "Death by Unga Bunga!" by dire_lobo2004-11-18 14:35:45
    So the American says "Screw your canoe!" (n/t) by gibuu2004-11-18 15:12:20
  And THEN the bartender said... by rorajoey2004-11-18 14:06:16
  A horse walks into a bar... by Master_Rahl222004-11-18 13:50:01
  v 2.0: TWO guys walk onto a bar... by dire_lobo2004-11-18 13:31:11
    v3.0 FOUR guys walked into a bar by cmantito2004-11-18 13:38:21
      v3.33a FIVE guys walked into a bar by friareriner2004-11-18 13:43:29
        one drink for five guys?!?!?! by dire_lobo2004-11-18 14:06:04
          They're Scot by swingfroggy2004-11-18 14:29:57
            ROFL! Looking for a barrel I s'pose? (n/t) by Sieldan2004-11-18 14:53:00
          thats why its an alpha release (n/t) by friareriner2004-11-18 14:22:54
          ...much hilarity ensued. by Spud312004-11-18 14:14:55
Here's another UFie question by dire_lobo2004-11-18 13:19:40
  Very professorial. Medium height. by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 13:35:09
  A red eyed wolf. by DarthSane2004-11-18 13:21:06
    like by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
      And foaming at the mouth. by murdurouspsycho2006-11-19 12:23:33
        seems like your name fits perfecly ;-) by chaotic2004-11-18 14:44:27
      That's it, but I picture you as heavier. by DarthSane2004-11-18 13:25:43
        actually, Im skin and by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
What Ufies would you like to meet? by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'd love to meet, in no particular order: by bugarup2004-11-18 16:12:39
  NOLAWitch. (n/t) by Voltigeur2004-11-18 15:55:53
  *pouts* I'm not on the list by Reddy2004-11-18 15:52:08
    Sorry I was in the middle of trying to get stuff by techi8702004-11-18 19:23:46
  Hmm... well... Celticess of course by Bellator2004-11-18 14:15:35
    And I want to see you again too honey by Celticess2004-11-18 14:16:53
  A variety by Celticess2004-11-18 14:08:18
    I would love to meet you (n/t) by Reddy2004-11-18 15:22:24
    whoops and obviously I've met by Celticess2004-11-18 14:09:00
      Oi! I am a local... gone far away. by toxin2004-11-18 14:39:44
        Yes so was gaygeek by Celticess2004-11-18 15:32:46
          Sorta true, yeah by gaygeek2004-11-18 20:17:55
  I'd like to meet everybody. by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 13:59:54
    eventually I'll make it to New Orleans... by niwikki2004-11-18 14:39:19
      There are always conventions of lawyers by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 14:45:35
        that's assuming facts not in evidence... by niwikki2004-11-18 15:09:49
    I'd love to visit New Orleans by Bellator2004-11-18 14:36:54
    I'd love to visit New Orleans. by Avium2004-11-18 14:34:36
      Um, my house is a child-free zone. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 14:44:20
    I'd like to visit New Orleans by Celticess2004-11-18 14:04:37
    I wouldn't mind visiting that area eventually. (n/t) by techi8702004-11-18 14:01:13
  -ponders- by lucidpsyche2004-11-18 13:54:17
    you're on my list of whom I want to meet by chaotic2004-11-18 14:41:21
      same boat... by niwikki2004-11-18 15:32:00
    Oh, you're on my list. by Spud312004-11-18 13:56:29
      :-) It's all good. (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-11-18 14:00:41
  You also met PrincessTechi :) (n/t) by Kickstart2004-11-18 13:46:53
  Off topic, but why are you carrying? by Sieldan2004-11-18 13:46:29
    lol that would be my cell phone and possibly my by techi8702004-11-18 13:51:53
      Ah, I see it now. by Sieldan2004-11-18 14:40:13
        I have to wait until next spring when I do my by techi8702004-11-18 14:59:54
        hmmmm was that a hint hon? ;-) (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-11-18 14:56:55
    Looks more like a cell phone to me. by shorty822004-11-18 13:51:52
  I have big shoulders... by Kickstart2004-11-18 13:35:58
  All of the single ladies by HeyRef2004-11-18 13:33:15
  farfalla's a lady? by nin_man2004-11-18 13:31:01
    Hope you like the couch by DesertRat662004-11-18 13:34:23
      Luckily... by nin_man2004-11-18 13:35:38
        Sure, by Nea2004-11-18 15:37:37
    Yep! Farfalla is Italian for Butterfly :) by j.butterfly2004-11-18 13:33:12
  Hmm... by Spud312004-11-18 13:30:46
    w00t! by AshyRaine2004-11-18 17:02:52
  I already met by chaotic2004-11-18 13:27:17
  Hmph! Aussie, shmozzie. by Arachnid2004-11-18 13:24:08
  Let me see... by toxin2004-11-18 13:21:50
    hey and you've met me too :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-11-18 13:41:28
    Who have I met? by toxin2004-11-18 13:36:55
    We might go for a Yellowknife meet in the next by techi8702004-11-18 13:34:21
    We're a single being, now? by nin_man2004-11-18 13:31:57
  All of them! by niwikki2004-11-18 13:21:34
    You in second place on my list... by Bellator2004-11-18 14:28:41
      well... considering #1 on your list is invalid by niwikki2004-11-18 15:44:20
        No, I'd like very much to meet her again you know by Bellator2004-11-18 15:52:26
    *Raises hand* by ixeian2004-11-18 13:56:32
      *thinks*... by niwikki2004-11-18 15:42:49
        Well, the UK is a third of the way... by McNutcase2004-11-18 23:02:23
    Can't think of a reason not to. (n/t) by techi8702004-11-18 13:52:38
      well, that's a resounding endorsement! ;) (n/t) by niwikki2004-11-18 15:56:47
    Love to :) (n/t) by McNutcase2004-11-18 13:49:29
      :) (n/t) by niwikki2004-11-18 16:02:15
    I would by Celticess2004-11-18 13:47:53
      {{{Celticess}}} by niwikki2004-11-18 15:39:37
    I do! :-D by lucidpsyche2004-11-18 13:43:38
      you're visiting soon, right? by niwikki2004-11-18 15:38:40
    I do by chaotic2004-11-18 13:30:32
      hrm... next summer would be a no-go... by niwikki2004-11-18 15:38:02
    I would. by DarthSane2004-11-18 13:28:11
      I'd like to meet even those I'd clash with... by niwikki2004-11-18 16:01:36
    I do! (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-11-18 13:25:16
      :) (n/t) by niwikki2004-11-18 15:59:12
  Feh by DarthSane2004-11-18 13:18:34
    My Mother and Stepfather spend the winter in by techi8702004-11-18 13:21:26
      And me, but what do I count for? by Spud312004-11-18 13:24:53
        I think his main reason is my hardware collection by DesertRat662004-11-18 13:27:53
          To bad y'all are so far away. by shorty822004-11-18 13:48:07
          I've got a nice little .22 I like to shoot. (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 13:33:00
            Cool! by DesertRat662004-11-18 13:37:38
              I used to be pretty good. by Spud312004-11-18 13:44:17
                Well, it would be fun to fix that don't you think? (n/t) by DesertRat662004-11-18 16:44:56
                  Yeah. (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 17:09:29
        I thought you were in that area but I couldn't by techi8702004-11-18 13:26:55
          So is ChuckAB, da-gimp by DesertRat662004-11-18 13:28:42
            Me too by Blindman2004-11-18 13:45:30
              If we were to do something like this by DesertRat662004-11-18 16:48:00
                Sweet ! (n/t) by Blindman2004-11-18 19:39:09
            da-gimp's in Columbus Ohio. by Spud312004-11-18 13:32:24
              OK by DesertRat662004-11-18 13:38:52
                I wish. ;-) (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 13:55:09
      Ok. Can't beat that. by DarthSane2004-11-18 13:24:45
        My poor 870 would have to stay home. I really by techi8702004-11-18 13:27:48
          I have an extra by DesertRat662004-11-18 13:29:52
  WEll now... by Her Geekship2004-11-18 13:17:36
    *looks at age qualifier* Curses! Foiled again! (n/ (n/t) by bugarup2004-11-18 16:25:19
    You're still in town then? by wheresthefish2004-11-18 15:33:59
    You should have said a month ago. by AndyA2004-11-18 14:43:23
  I haven't met a UFie I wouldn't like to meet by dire_lobo2004-11-18 13:17:30
    i havent met any of you, yet by gibuu2004-11-18 13:41:36
      doh! I forgot to add a ditto by gibuu2004-11-18 13:43:21
  You folks in that picture... by McNutcase2004-11-18 13:16:59
    hmm by Celticess2004-11-18 13:28:49
      I'd assumed he meant by niwikki2004-11-18 13:34:32
        You'd be right. by McNutcase2004-11-18 13:46:22
          ahh ok and was it san fran bay? by Celticess2004-11-18 14:03:19
            yup... by McNutcase2004-11-18 14:04:11
              Someone found me? by Nea2004-11-18 15:29:07
  I want to meet by Blackbyrd22004-11-18 13:15:06
  THAT's how lord_dolphin looks like? by Winsmith2004-11-18 13:13:30
    Me too. by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 13:29:37
    Amusingly re KS and LordDolphin by Celticess2004-11-18 13:26:15
I just saw Shaun of the Dead by Winsmith2004-11-18 13:10:06
  Great movie! (n/t) by Nea2004-11-18 15:43:26
  :-D by Nessalc2004-11-18 13:37:23
    "Shaun, it just gets more exsomethingwarble!" by Winsmith2004-11-18 14:08:36
  It is awesome!! by Her Geekship2004-11-18 13:15:06
    Really good...... by Fandango2004-11-18 13:34:21
"...in a democracy you fight words with words... by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  America is a Republic, not a Democracy. by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 13:16:07
    "Republic" includes representative democracies by tigermouse2004-11-18 15:23:03
ONQ by Didactylos2004-11-18 13:04:48
  Hmmm... by Ston2004-11-18 14:56:30
Why is this stuck in my head by Fandango2004-11-18 12:59:58
  Aparantly.... by Her Geekship2004-11-18 13:08:32
  Sing it! by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 13:08:01
    Gmail I guess by Fandango2004-11-18 13:25:48
      Is that allowed ? by Fandango2004-11-18 13:30:26
The dog-eating catfish? GLEEP! by toxin2004-11-18 12:50:09
  wonder what it tastes like... (n/t) by gibuu2004-11-18 13:03:57
    "I gotta know... what *does* human flesh taste by Scirocco2004-11-18 13:36:13
      Tastes like... by swingfroggy2004-11-18 13:55:37
    Dog? Well, it's sort of... by toxin2004-11-18 13:07:40
  Gleep! by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 12:57:14
  Smith Mountain Lake by Havoc2004-11-18 12:53:42
    Urban legend by jdelphiki2004-11-18 13:13:17
      mebbe they eat their dead :) (n/t) by gibuu2004-11-18 15:20:52
    So THAT'S where my pet goldfish wound up! ;-P (n/t) by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 13:10:09
Whatever happened to... by shimguts2004-11-18 12:36:52
  who? by dire_lobo2004-11-18 12:57:56
    Copy-paste please. by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 13:04:05
  And what about Cobb? by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 12:37:48
    yeah... by shimguts2004-11-18 12:42:08
    He's hiding away, pining for Miranda. (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-11-18 12:41:43
Excerpts from an article in the Chicago Tribune by hadji2004-11-18 12:27:51
  Military engineers by thread_killer2004-11-18 12:30:10
    I know there's a difference. It just put a funny by hadji2004-11-18 12:31:31
Argh..... by vetitice2004-11-18 12:05:55
  I'm crossing by Fandango2004-11-18 12:26:28
    Well, make a lot of noise, by vetitice2004-11-18 13:29:49
    Bangor? by scragman2004-11-18 12:36:18
      or Washington (Navy Sub base there) by toxin2004-11-18 12:37:39
        Banger Maine by Fandango2004-11-18 13:02:37
          kewl... by scragman2004-11-18 14:00:58
          What the... by murdurouspsycho2004-11-18 13:12:21
          Since when? Seattle is real close to Vancouver. by toxin2004-11-18 13:10:12
            Oops by Fandango2004-11-18 13:22:51
Meh (n/t) by moongoddess2004-11-18 12:04:52
  (t\n) Hem (n/t) by toxin2004-11-18 12:14:03
    (t\n) heM by freon2004-11-18 12:48:24
    The simple guide to bodyless posts... by McNutcase2004-11-18 12:17:34
      Huh. That's not how I've done it... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-11-18 15:34:00
      AH! I was wondering how to do that. by shorty822004-11-18 12:26:31
      Like this? by toxin2004-11-18 12:19:14
        Indeed. by McNutcase2004-11-18 12:19:53
          Ah-HAH!!! by toxin2004-11-18 12:21:22
            You guys are evil. I like it. by Havoc2004-11-18 12:25:48
  {{{moongoddess}}} (n/t) by McNutcase2004-11-18 12:10:57
  Agreed (n/t) by vetitice2004-11-18 12:07:16
    ditto (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-11-18 12:10:48
      Ditto? by shimguts2004-11-18 12:35:01
        who? (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-11-18 12:36:20
          Gah! by shimguts2004-11-18 12:37:33
            ah by PsychoI3oy2004-11-18 12:38:51
              You can't edit that! by shimguts2004-11-18 12:41:35
My 11-month-old surfs UserFriendly now! by z1root2004-11-18 12:03:10
  That grip is innate in humans as primates. by kelli2172004-11-18 12:09:36
    *that* pair of subject lines tells an interesting by AG_wyvern2004-11-18 12:12:21
So freaking bored by thread_killer2004-11-18 11:46:29
  When I get bored by Havoc2004-11-18 11:48:59
    I used to do the same by thread_killer2004-11-18 11:53:34
Bad Otter, bad... by LthrOttr2004-11-18 11:45:48
  Those things are unique.. by Ubergeek22004-11-18 11:48:10
    mallowmars, windmill cookies, and Airheads by Havoc2004-11-18 11:50:06
      Fruity Pebbles and ice cream here by thread_killer2004-11-18 11:54:18
        Devil's food chocolate pudding made with by Havoc2004-11-18 11:59:18
  If you really don't want them by Reddy2004-11-18 11:47:43
    Didn't that... by LthrOttr2004-11-18 12:46:13
Posted for McNutCase by Jeff_UK2004-11-18 11:35:13
  Thanks for the post. by McNutcase2004-11-18 12:04:52
    BTW... by Kickstart2004-11-18 12:48:59
      Me by Arachnid2004-11-18 12:59:55
        Good! by Kickstart2004-11-18 13:02:42
          Sent! (n/t) by Arachnid2004-11-18 13:33:26
          That's reassured me :) by McNutcase2004-11-18 13:05:38
            No...I don't think I did. :( by Kickstart2004-11-18 13:39:23
              Whew. I did send two... by McNutcase2004-11-18 13:51:08
    Gettin' all riled up by Havoc2004-11-18 12:28:36
      yup - I'm an idiot. hosed the html. :( (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 12:29:28
      Your other attempt fuddled me for a bit... (n/t) by McNutcase2004-11-18 12:29:12
    Gettin' all riled up by Havoc2004-11-18 12:28:04
  Why does your TLP show up on yesterdays board? (n/t) by Martyny2004-11-18 11:59:39
    He made a mistake when I asked him to post it. by McNutcase2004-11-18 12:01:20
      Of course... by Martyny2004-11-18 12:04:03
  KS did state that it was only a 24 hour suspension (n/t) by techi8702004-11-18 11:52:54
  'McNutcase' (pedant mode) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2004-11-18 11:37:33
Nap Time! by DesertRat662004-11-18 11:32:31
  Mmmmmm... turkey.... </drool> (n/t) by Number_Six2004-11-18 11:34:41
  This nap brought to you by tryptophan. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 11:33:57
    I still laugh at the cruise commercials by PsychoI3oy2004-11-18 12:04:02
      I would love to go by Havoc2004-11-18 12:57:40
Yaaaaaaaaaay! by Glum_Reaper2004-11-18 11:16:45
  Yaaaaaay! by toxin2004-11-18 11:21:59
    I'm right there with ya by Havoc2004-11-18 11:31:52
      Too late for that. Today it is NOT blizzarding. by toxin2004-11-18 11:33:18
World's Longest English Word - 1909 letters by Havoc2004-11-18 11:01:29
  It's unobtainium! (n/t) by Michiel2004-11-18 12:49:29
    But only because you can't ask for it ;) (n/t) by Kickstart2004-11-18 13:03:12
  Does it have an acronym? Being scientific and such (n/t) by klaranth2004-11-18 11:20:11
    goop (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 11:20:54
  That's stupid. by SuaveRedSalami2004-11-18 11:14:48
    Hah! by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I found WALDO!!!!!!!!!!! by ChuckAB2004-11-18 13:38:34
      I rest my case. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-11-18 11:22:30
        Here's the longest non-silly word by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Isn't that... by Sterling_Ag2004-11-18 11:40:40
            It is, and my Dad has it by thread_killer2004-11-18 12:01:06
            Correct. (n/t) by Llyr2004-11-18 11:41:15
    recurrence then? (n/t) by McGowan2004-11-18 11:15:30
      recurrence? (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-11-18 11:17:06
        recurrence? (n/t) by Arachnid2004-11-18 11:25:09
          smart-ass.. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-11-18 11:25:38
  i just see a lot of 'a's and 'y's by da-gimp2004-11-18 11:03:30
    We can find out... *hacks up some perl* (n/t) by Llyr2004-11-18 11:04:25
      No need for perl...sort + uniq by kundor2004-11-18 11:24:24
        Heh, point. (n/t) by Llyr2004-11-18 11:25:50
  That puts antidisestablishmentaranism in its place (n/t) by Arachnid2004-11-18 11:03:13
    if we can get by da-gimp2004-11-18 11:08:21
      That's by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 11:22:04
        yup (n/t) by da-gimp2004-11-18 11:31:59
    As it does by shorty822004-11-18 11:05:53
      Not to mention the longest form of... by kelli2172004-11-18 11:33:33
        prolly more like by gibuu2004-11-18 13:54:28
      supercalifragilisticexpialidocious by da-gimp2004-11-18 11:09:01
        Yeah, you still do. by shorty822004-11-18 12:19:45
School teaches weight loss as part of class by evilsysadmin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dominos and McD's in a school lunchroom?! by shorty822004-11-18 11:04:11
    here by Reddy2004-11-18 11:45:03
      In the elementary and probably middle schools by shorty822004-11-18 12:22:37
        The kids in our elem. school can get Dominos by evilsysadmin2004-11-18 13:30:42
    Read "Fast Food Nation" - the soda co's and fast by voxwoman2004-11-18 11:21:37
Happy Birthday Nichiran! by niwikki2004-11-18 10:56:34
  Happy birfday! (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 14:32:49
  Happy birthday! (n/t) by McNutcase2004-11-18 12:08:04
  Happy Birthday (n/t) by Reddy2004-11-18 11:48:47
  Happy birthday Nichiran/Maartje!!! by oot2004-11-18 11:11:22
  Happy birthday! (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 10:58:05
Someone posted a site with all kinds of address by ChuckAB2004-11-18 10:48:56
  Found it. by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
    By routing Nildram's packets to /dev/null by Morely2004-11-18 11:11:20
ATTN: Canadians - From the Inbox: my sister by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 10:40:24
  It might be two days to fly by TrogL2004-11-18 12:02:58
    nope by joecrouse2004-11-18 19:44:11
  and you could have told them Europe by voxwoman2004-11-18 11:24:33
    But Mars is in western Pennsylvania by HeyRef2004-11-18 11:53:32
      I know. It's how to get to Pennsic... by voxwoman2004-11-18 12:14:50
        how far away is Mars PA from , by joecrouse2004-11-18 19:41:19
  I got into an argument with my kids teacher by evilsysadmin2004-11-18 11:01:17
    My "Earth Science" teacher... by esbita2004-11-18 11:32:26
      The lines of longitude are all the same length. by kelli2172004-11-18 11:49:37
        Hey, that's mine too (n/t) by swingfroggy2004-11-18 14:20:39
      You should have taken by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 11:35:08
        It wasn't my choice. by esbita2004-11-18 12:36:36
  Sanity check. by AndyA2004-11-18 10:54:45
    usually 17 by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 10:56:17
      That's right up there with by AndyA2004-11-18 11:13:42
        Islands by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 11:23:41
          i was told it had to do with tectonic plates by Nightwind2004-11-18 19:23:29
          Continental plates explained by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
            except that I think places were being by gibuu2004-11-18 16:24:49
              sub continent by gibuu2004-11-18 16:28:54
                but I stand by thoughts on continents vs plates by gibuu2004-11-18 16:36:15
          Greenland is not as big as it looks. by kelli2172004-11-18 12:00:40
            Antarctica by LurkerMo2004-11-18 12:18:30
              heehee you imperialist! :) just kidding (n/t) by gibuu2004-11-18 14:01:04
              Convert to square km, and it's bigger than Europe. by kelli2172004-11-18 12:20:07
            I know by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 12:05:54
              Nope. by kelli2172006-11-19 12:55:59
  These kids don't have a globe in their classroom?? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-11-18 10:53:35
  We'll just have to announce that we're... by Number_Six2004-11-18 10:50:33
    South is down, right? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 10:52:17
      No. The enemy's gate is down. (n/t) by vetitice2004-11-18 13:36:18
      I don't know.... by McNutcase2004-11-18 12:23:33
        (with apologies to Watterson) (n/t) by McNutcase2004-11-18 12:23:53
      No. It's left. by Number_Six2004-11-18 10:54:55
        Actually, south is to the left for me ATM. by shorty822004-11-18 10:58:26
        Left? by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 10:57:41
          riiiight :) (n/t) by gibuu2004-11-18 13:58:23
  It takes at least a couple of days to fly by toxin2004-11-18 10:47:36
    Not necessarily by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 10:54:27
Need a new Server Name... by bbwhiz2004-11-18 10:37:57
  Bender it is! by bbwhiz2004-11-18 12:41:30
  DNA0002A (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-11-18 12:17:28
  If you have two, name them Kodos and Kang. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-11-18 11:56:42
  At work, I had planned to name the machines by HeyRef2004-11-18 11:35:11
  We once had computers named after beer brands by moddermonster2004-11-18 11:20:20
    Which one was "less filling"? ;-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 11:33:03
  Bender (n/t) by Morely2004-11-18 11:11:59
  I, Robot. by bbwhiz2004-11-18 10:52:36
    Some characters from the short story collection. by ChuckAB2004-11-18 11:23:48
    Just name it Asimov. (n/t) by Spud312004-11-18 11:03:58
  Depends on function by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 10:51:39
    WOW! Nice Names! (n/t) by bbwhiz2004-11-18 10:53:35
  How about Mike from Moon is a Harsh Mistress (n/t) by lab rat2004-11-18 10:50:16
  Cruithne (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-11-18 10:47:30
  I name mine after what they do. by nin_man2004-11-18 10:46:03
    But not NEARLY as much fun! =) (n/t) by bbwhiz2004-11-18 10:46:55
  boxen (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-11-18 10:44:53
    (as in mien Boxen der server) by dire_lobo2004-11-18 10:45:36
  I name mine after robots in Futurama by Arachnid2004-11-18 10:43:38
    My old job named them after Heinlein's characters. by sofaspud2004-11-18 10:48:23
      I think the name was 'Ritchie Rich' (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-11-18 10:50:57
      Montana Max (n/t) by Blindman2004-11-18 10:50:15
  hal (n/t) by evilsysadmin2004-11-18 10:42:14
    I've got that one already. (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-11-18 10:44:55
      We got HAL and SAL (n/t) by bbwhiz2004-11-18 10:46:19
        How about HARLIE by rshepard2004-11-18 10:52:59
  TheGizmo by Number_Six2004-11-18 10:41:35
  What's it do? (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 10:41:09
    It's going to be the Dev SQL Server. (n/t) by bbwhiz2004-11-18 10:45:52
      Lore (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 11:03:04
        Heck, if it's going to be an SQL server by wheresthefish2004-11-18 12:34:13
          LOL by Havoc2004-11-18 12:42:45
*Snerk* I used to call my old boss "milord" by Number_Six2004-11-18 10:37:13
  Mmmm, How does MyLady lab_rat sound? by lab rat2004-11-18 10:46:10
    *Puts lab_rat in a maze* (n/t) by Number_Six2004-11-18 11:07:21
      D*amn you ! by lab rat2004-11-18 11:43:11
        *Replaces cheese at end of maze* by DesertRat662004-11-18 12:19:29
  We call ours "The Queen" by Spud312004-11-18 10:39:13
    We call ours "The Terminator" by sofaspud2004-11-18 10:42:56
      I have an inner Terminator. (n/t) by lab rat2004-11-18 10:47:18
Looking for an image editing program that is free, by BaruMonkey2004-11-18 10:33:10
  xnview.org (xnview is very similar to thumbsplus) by Celticess2004-11-18 13:14:14
  ctrl+E by Fandango2004-11-18 11:48:44
  paint.net by evilsysadmin2004-11-18 10:43:12
  Try irfanview? by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Seconded! (n/t) by vetitice2004-11-18 11:16:19
  Seek ye the GIMP by deadweasle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yeesh. by sofaspud2004-11-18 10:44:02
      *chuckle* by deadweasle2004-11-18 10:56:58
        OK, I rotated, I just need to resize now. How? by BaruMonkey2004-11-18 11:40:53
          ooohhh, "Scale" is what I wanted! by BaruMonkey2004-11-18 11:46:31
            Shame I couldn't tell you when you asked... by McNutcase2004-11-18 12:09:46
A reminder! $20 logo contest finishes on the 20th! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Harvard said humans evolved to be runners. by BuggedEyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
  All the papers could be wrong in this case, by LurkerMo2004-11-18 12:24:46
    Horses don't run. by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 12:26:34
  Oh oh oh! I know why! Pick ME! by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Sounds right to me. by Spud312004-11-18 10:27:07
    schnoogle has some cool fanfic. by Havoc2004-11-18 10:26:48
  Yeah I read that. by McGowan2004-11-18 10:06:29
Presentation pointers anyone? by dire_lobo2004-11-18 09:38:33
  WOW! thank you all very much by dire_lobo2004-11-18 10:42:59
  Powerpoint is for slides, not documents by ahecht2004-11-18 10:27:58
    100 an hour? by BrainBug2004-11-18 16:52:22
  Some pointers by funky_monkey2004-11-18 10:00:34
  no resources but a few ideas. by AndyA2004-11-18 09:59:09
    s/things/people/ in the 3rd paragraph. D'oh! (n/t) by AndyA2004-11-18 10:02:13
  Depending on the subject matter of the by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 09:56:04
  Ideas. not resources... by LthrOttr2004-11-18 09:53:23
My brain is tied in a knot (trig. stuff) by oot2004-11-18 09:37:28
  almost there by shminux2004-11-18 09:53:15
    Thank you! :-) (n/t) by oot2004-11-18 09:55:59
  one problem with that by AndyA2004-11-18 09:42:43
    It will? by oot2004-11-18 09:49:42
      Good point. by AndyA2004-11-18 10:39:51
        Ok forget that. by AndyA2004-11-18 10:43:55
          Thanks by oot2004-11-18 11:05:52
            On any maths questions it's probably best to by AndyA2004-11-18 11:20:22
Windows crashing, suggestions? by MikeCDN2004-11-18 09:22:51
  Sounds like a blue screen but the system is by AndyA2004-11-18 09:29:53
  Sasser worm by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Doesn't Sasser give a countdown thing? by MikeCDN2004-11-18 10:46:06
      Only sometimes... by Havoc2004-11-18 11:05:31
        Yeah I goggled by MikeCDN2004-11-18 11:28:54
          Ah! by Havoc2004-11-18 11:32:52
            5 times in 2 weeks by MikeCDN2004-11-18 11:45:07
              What did he do by Havoc2004-11-18 11:51:04
                Darned if I know by MikeCDN2004-11-18 12:22:52
    yep, sounds Sassery to me. (Or is it by dire_lobo2004-11-18 09:39:41
2004 Noble Prize winners! by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  THEY PATENTED THE COMBOVER!! by Kickstart2004-11-18 10:09:11
  IDGI by murphy2004-11-18 09:41:35
    Ig Nobel ~= Ignoble by PsychoI3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thx! :-) (n/t) by murphy2004-11-18 10:00:55
  bahaha, the 5 second rule by PsychoI3oy2004-11-18 09:22:41
  Country Music and Suicide! by vetitice2004-11-18 09:06:08
    No! Pipe it into Wal-Marts and encourage by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 09:14:00
      Well, to anyone ELSE, I'd say "But think of the by adiplomat2004-11-18 10:09:09
Creationism vs. Evolution? by fiordhraoi2004-11-18 08:58:04
  I don't 100% believe in either. by Kickstart2004-11-18 12:50:29
    litterbugs on the galactic highway by Havoc2004-11-18 12:55:54
      Nice one, Eric. (n/t) by vetitice2004-11-18 13:42:55
      Or an egg and cress sandwich with no mayo. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-11-18 13:07:09
  It doesn't have to be vs. by BloodyViking2004-11-18 11:26:07
  My problem with using God to explain things by Egaeus2004-11-18 11:25:30
    Sure God/Higher Power/Etc did it. by fiordhraoi2004-11-18 11:57:14
      True, but that is a more 'nuanced' position by swisscheese2004-11-18 23:08:26
    Evolution + mutation = workable? (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 11:27:11
  Eskimos want to rid the world of catfish fanciers. by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
  1:15 and no further comment from the instigator? ( (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 10:19:10
    So why the hostility toward me by fiordhraoi2004-11-18 11:59:58
      Yup - I thought of that AFTER I posted. by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ah, okay. All good, then. (n/t) by fiordhraoi2004-11-18 14:20:07
        Well, the position in the TLP... by McNutcase2004-11-18 12:12:36
          Me too! by Havoc2004-11-18 12:23:39
            well, that sums up my view on plenty... by McNutcase2004-11-18 12:27:33
        Yup. by wwill2004-11-18 12:12:28
          I was kinda worried about it. by Havoc2004-11-18 12:18:33
    Some people have jobs to go to. (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-11-18 10:32:31
      LOL by Havoc2004-11-18 10:34:42
  The reason that Intelligent Design should not be by toxin2004-11-18 09:41:32
    Evolution does not answer how by hadji2004-11-18 09:53:10
      Actually by Blackbyrd22004-11-18 12:56:14
        The most basic unit of life is a cell. by hadji2004-11-18 13:37:56
          circular logic by swisscheese2004-11-18 23:00:17
          I think they're relying on odds. by Blackbyrd22004-11-18 13:56:42
            Relying on the odds is not a guarantee, though. by hadji2004-11-18 14:08:29
              Also, please note that by Blackbyrd22004-11-18 14:43:09
                True, but I would only add that by hadji2004-11-18 15:21:28
                  You mean like by Blackbyrd22004-11-18 17:40:50
              Sorry, this should have been included with by Blackbyrd22006-11-19 12:55:59
                Understood, about doing this just for fun. by hadji2004-11-18 15:25:15
                  I think they can. by Blackbyrd22004-11-18 17:35:06
      Evolution answers how it progressed. by toxin2004-11-18 10:17:52
    You do realize that there's no difference between by adiplomat2004-11-18 09:47:52
      Did you read the article about ID? by toxin2004-11-18 10:07:59
        This is very similar to most Creationist arguments by Blackbyrd22004-11-18 12:46:11
          Edit to add; by Blackbyrd22004-11-18 13:29:19
          Yup! by Havoc2004-11-18 12:50:31
        There are serious problems with the current by adiplomat2004-11-18 10:20:52
          ID has been "impeached" numerous times by tigermouse2004-11-18 11:06:12
            The existence of a badly made watch by Blackbyrd22004-11-18 13:31:09
              Hey, those things are useful! by tigermouse2004-11-18 13:50:00
          What orderly function? by toxin2004-11-18 10:36:17
            I'm not sure I agree with your conclusion, here. by LurkerMo2004-11-18 11:43:40
          Survival of the fittest works by BloodyViking2004-11-18 10:31:39
            how about survival of the "fit enough"? by gibuu2004-11-18 16:40:59
            Oh, but I am, as far as my take on it is by adiplomat2004-11-18 10:56:23
              As a mechanism for this by PathOGene2004-11-18 11:13:46
                Oooh! And supervolcanoes can have a by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 11:27:43
                  Or did you mean by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Yellowstone. It's sorta due for a good blow. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 11:33:23
                      I have to wonder how by BloodyViking2004-11-18 11:38:29
                        it did! Look at yellowstone! by Havoc2004-11-18 11:39:21
                          But the link stated by BloodyViking2004-11-18 11:47:19
                            So maybe volcanoes are like herpes? by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 11:48:43
                              Want more? Here's some more! by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                I'm not afraid. We'll feel it here in New Orleans by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 11:56:40
                                You never know. by BloodyViking2004-11-18 12:22:35
                  Yup. I kinda hope La Palma goes off again... by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Creationary Evolution is not Intelligent Design. by BloodyViking2004-11-18 11:04:14
          And much more work will be done in a by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 10:27:55
            I don't understand why I can't get this across to by adiplomat2004-11-18 10:47:26
              You can't get it across because you've by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 10:53:37
                Prove that any "random chance" event by adiplomat2004-11-18 11:05:06
                  You can't prove that it IS and that's why it's not by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 11:08:46
                    Compare your unwillingness to believe that by adiplomat2004-11-18 11:12:43
                      Dude, they can coexist but they do not occupy by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 11:24:19
                        They don't. That's where your dogma is showing. by adiplomat2004-11-18 11:36:22
                          I might believe in a lot of things, but I don't by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 11:44:28
                            As I understand it by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 11:52:47
                              Yes, they can each be accepted on their own levels by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 12:05:10
                                Exactly by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 12:10:01
                          She may believe such things by tigermouse2004-11-18 11:44:12
            Like spawning people like Benny Hinn. (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 10:29:24
              Exactly. And Torquemada. And Jerry Foulwell. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 10:31:00
      Sure there is, and it's a big one. by BloodyViking2004-11-18 09:52:05
        Note my exception. I already said that. by adiplomat2004-11-18 09:55:18
          So you did. But it is still a Big difference. by BloodyViking2004-11-18 10:08:29
  I do. I've had discussions with both Bible by adiplomat2004-11-18 09:23:52
    Your view seems to be... by Ravenlock2004-11-18 15:32:02
    <zealot mode>But that's what He did! by Blackbyrd22004-11-18 13:06:36
    I agree, to some extent... by LthrOttr2004-11-18 09:39:11
    Just to play devil's advocate . . . by hadji2004-11-18 09:37:47
      The "weird things" He would've had to do by adiplomat2004-11-18 09:44:07
        "in light of current knowledge" is the key phrase. by hadji2004-11-18 09:48:40
          It's a moot point. by Arcanum2004-11-18 13:06:52
            You're misunderstanding my hypothetical. by hadji2004-11-18 13:51:26
  Knowing that a topic is flammable by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Is that a nose? That is not a nose by treehugger2004-11-18 09:19:26
  Whatever by LurkerMo2004-11-18 09:12:52
    It is the governments duty by Havoc2004-11-18 09:21:30
      If we relied on parents to teach those things. by McGowan2004-11-18 09:24:45
        How can parents know that their kids will by LurkerMo2004-11-18 09:26:38
          Why should one person be allowed to dictate by McGowan2004-11-18 09:31:21
            Living in a society like the North American by LurkerMo2004-11-18 09:45:14
            *curses for not using the preview* (n/t) by McGowan2004-11-18 09:31:35
              Why should anyone? by adiplomat2004-11-18 09:38:36
                In a perfect world by McGowan2004-11-18 09:44:18
  Go READ the article by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Gods a programmer. by McGowan2004-11-18 09:06:03
  And... by PathOGene2004-11-18 09:05:59
  Creationism is solely based on religious dogma by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 09:05:49
    Marduk Rules! by Blackbyrd22004-11-18 12:59:30
      but only certain aspects of him rule by Havoc2004-11-18 13:03:50
    I never said anything about what should be taught by fiordhraoi2004-11-18 12:02:19
      They are only correct in their own contexts. by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 12:29:03
    I agree to a point... by nagromo2004-11-18 10:09:59
      Evolution is taught as the "Theory of..." by toxin2004-11-18 11:06:40
    Is God (or ANY god) sillier than "random chance?" by adiplomat2004-11-18 09:14:24
      Silliness is not the point. And note that I didn't by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 09:25:10
    Question: by McGowan2004-11-18 09:12:58
      Should you teach religion in a science class? by toxin2004-11-18 09:25:12
        Of course you shouldn't teach religion in by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 11:20:28
      The problem arises when certain groups insist by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 09:20:39
        Your Faith in Science is interesting. by adiplomat2004-11-18 09:27:20
          Sorry, but this is Not True by moddermonster2004-11-18 11:39:03
            b-b-but... by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
          "I find your lack of faith disturbing"- Lord Vader (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 10:14:34
            :+) That's what I needed. by adiplomat2004-11-18 10:22:35
              Who, Me? by Havoc2004-11-18 10:23:51
                errr, CAPTAIN Needa. oops. (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 10:24:33
          No, I'm like Missourians. Science had better by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 09:35:13
            They do prove that an uncritical view of Science by adiplomat2004-11-18 10:00:08
              Science doesn't claim to have All the answers. by BloodyViking2004-11-18 10:13:23
                By the definition of science. by McGowan2004-11-18 10:26:55
                  Sheesh. GoogleFu is not strong in this one. by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Scientists by McGowan2004-11-18 10:32:06
                      That statement is so flawed that I don't even know by BloodyViking2004-11-18 10:46:43
                        while science may aid our understanding of things by gibuu2004-11-18 13:26:16
                          Old established theories by BloodyViking2004-11-18 13:47:40
                      You are wrong. That is not the definition. by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        I was being simplistic. by McGowan2004-11-18 10:54:33
                          No good being simplistic if it means by BloodyViking2004-11-18 10:57:27
                            Well, Havoc was being a bit dogmatic in his by adiplomat2004-11-18 11:08:51
                              How is that relevant to whether or not by BloodyViking2004-11-18 11:18:59
                              Did you read it? by Havoc2004-11-18 11:14:05
                      Then that's a failing of the scientist by PathOGene2004-11-18 10:35:12
              You're being particularly contrary today. by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 10:07:18
                Have you read his stuff for the last few days? by Ravenlock2004-11-18 15:27:00
                  /me too. He's done this before but not to the by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 17:00:59
          Considering Science gave us this forum to talk in by BuggedEyes2004-11-18 09:31:59
          Science is what gave us the Industrial by LurkerMo2004-11-18 09:30:20
            A childs right to learn? by McGowan2004-11-18 09:33:32
              Let me put it this way: by LurkerMo2004-11-18 09:53:11
                But if parents are not teaching morals by McGowan2004-11-18 09:57:32
                  I have always maintained that we as a society by LurkerMo2004-11-18 10:08:28
                    How do you decide which familes by McGowan2004-11-18 10:12:05
                      That is the tough part, isn't it? by LurkerMo2004-11-18 11:20:14
                      "By their actions shall they be known" (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 10:13:13
    And they fight like dogmas and catmas! (n/t) by toxin2004-11-18 09:12:23
      Beautiful! by LthrOttr2004-11-18 09:31:09
        An old Joke by FraterNLST2004-11-18 14:36:48
          the buddhist by gibuu2004-11-18 16:46:31
  Lordy lordy lordy by Havoc2004-11-18 09:02:16
  i agree with you. by funky_monkey2004-11-18 09:01:07
    Nah by Havoc2004-11-18 09:05:02
      Gravity was an unprovable theory by McGowan2004-11-18 09:07:23
        Except that is wasn't. by BloodyViking2004-11-18 10:56:23
          Exactly the point by wwill2006-11-19 12:55:59
            this reminds me of a certain book series by Dailator2004-11-18 12:17:55
              The Green Metal Cube. by Havoc2004-11-18 12:22:13
                well, what I read from the series by Dailator2004-11-18 12:24:20
                  Yup! by Havoc2004-11-18 12:25:07
                    aye by Dailator2004-11-18 12:30:54
                      Only the first 2 books, then it got boring. (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 12:31:30
            {Insert picture of nuclear mushroom cloud here} (n (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 12:01:27
          I'd think he's actually referring to Newton's by adiplomat2004-11-18 10:58:43
            So was I. by BloodyViking2004-11-18 11:29:43
              Not knowing them yet doesn't imply that we will by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 11:37:18
                True. by BloodyViking2004-11-18 11:42:00
        We should all be wearing sponge underwear (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 09:08:33
          lemon? or Victoria? (n/t) by treehugger2004-11-18 09:14:35
            Sssssh... if it's Victoria it's a by dire_lobo2004-11-18 09:33:09
            In theory, lemon by Havoc2004-11-18 09:19:42
              Who gets a sandwich one by treehugger2004-11-18 09:20:43
              <Deleted><Deleted>2004-11-18 09:22:32
                Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-11-18 09:22:43
                The black dog runs at night (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 09:22:33
  y'know.... by Voltigeur2004-11-18 09:00:21
    So, at $12.50 a seat, how much would you have made (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 11:28:58
    Flamewar? by fiordhraoi2004-11-18 09:01:30
      Why waste your time? by Morely2004-11-18 11:17:55
        True. Random comments are more useful than by Havoc2004-11-18 11:22:39
          *paints stripes on Havoc* by BloodyViking2004-11-18 11:31:07
            *Horrified look* by Havoc2004-11-18 11:35:03
              Pomegranite and Puce by BloodyViking2004-11-18 11:43:08
                W00t! Ver' Ver' Nice! (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 11:45:11
            Ha! *doodles paisley swirls on BloodyViking* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 11:34:57
              *Maroons NOLAWitch* by BloodyViking2004-11-18 11:45:12
              THEORY PROVEN! by Havoc2004-11-18 11:37:50
                On another VERY flammable topic! by Havoc2004-11-18 11:45:55
                  "Employ" as in "get high on"? by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 11:47:12
                    I didn't realize by MatthewDBA2004-11-18 12:29:07
                    They are into wooley thinking. by BloodyViking2004-11-18 12:24:38
So, what's the protocol on... by Master_Rahl222004-11-18 08:52:35
  As best I can tell... by kelli2172004-11-18 08:58:26
    What some of us do is post a new TLP by adiplomat2004-11-18 10:06:44
  it's proctologically corret! by funky_monkey2004-11-18 08:58:08
    *drops $20 - doesn't bend over to pick it up* (n/t) by HeyRef2004-11-18 09:01:29
      *bends knees & picks it up* by Havoc2004-11-18 09:05:45
        Crud! (n/t) by HeyRef2004-11-18 09:12:25
  Fine as long as it's not to restart a flame war. ( (n/t) by AndyA2004-11-18 08:57:39
  Reposting is done all the time after by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 08:55:53
    hey NOLA, I thought you were going to send me an by dire_lobo2004-11-18 09:03:40
      I'm not satisfied that it's smutty enough for by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 09:09:09
So I whipped up a random by hadji2004-11-18 08:41:14
  actually, it's... by dire_lobo2004-11-18 09:58:46
  Just wondering.... by vetitice2004-11-18 09:02:16
    Yeah, but if people knew much about you they could by dodrian2004-11-18 09:23:45
      Of course. by vetitice2004-11-18 09:30:32
        Traveller? (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 10:45:20
          Close. Elite. by vetitice2004-11-18 13:51:30
        Ah HA! Now that we know that you know that we know by dire_lobo2004-11-18 10:03:33
          I'd better start changing passwords! by vetitice2004-11-18 13:50:21
  I turned it the other way and saw by HeyRef2004-11-18 08:47:30
    That's hilarious! (c: (n/t) by hadji2004-11-18 08:53:08
      One of my ex-coworkers used to draw this evil by HeyRef2004-11-18 08:59:59
        You should have used * for the pompon. by kelli2172004-11-18 11:43:28
  Funky. by McGowan2004-11-18 08:45:27
    That's why I didn't rely on luck by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I think I agreed with someone on by McGowan2004-11-18 08:58:33
Attn: JerseyGirl by kaje742004-11-18 08:41:00
Ha I did it by Spisefisken2004-11-18 08:32:42
  Never resist temptation. by Morely2004-11-18 11:19:57
    I know by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Of course, now she assumes you don't like females. (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 10:20:48
  Well done you... by foredeck2004-11-18 08:33:45
  She might have been hoping that you would by thread_killer2004-11-18 08:33:34
SD card reformat by McGowan2004-11-18 08:31:13
  I would guess that by sofaspud2004-11-18 10:27:39
Sometimes there's information we just don't need by bordertech2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Horrifying! Just as bad as Reagan's colon surgery. by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 08:33:37
    well, they didn't actually say SHE was... (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 12:44:33
      That's really the only reason to perform that by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 12:59:50
    What's funny is that apparently even the by bordertech2004-11-18 08:40:21
From yesterday near rollover... by kelli2172006-11-19 12:55:59
  Scary. Esp this... by Havoc2004-11-18 08:21:55
My wallet was stolen by raptillicus2004-11-18 07:59:57
  you have my sympathies... by moongoddess2004-11-18 11:28:29
  if your lucky, it was a professional... by Nightwind2004-11-18 08:35:40
    What about Identity thieves(sp?) (n/t) by Spudd862004-11-18 08:43:51
      pick pockets are usualy specialists by Nightwind2004-11-18 10:50:00
      Contact Experian, Equifax and by hadji2004-11-18 08:56:00
        Not necessary by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Crud. Call Old Navy, too. They might by adiplomat2004-11-18 08:02:06
C++ help by shasbot2004-11-18 07:56:33
  thanks by shasbot2004-11-18 17:05:54
  Ok, i was bored. here is mine: by Cokish2004-11-18 09:30:42
    BTW, shouldn't the by murphy2004-11-18 09:53:11
      It is. by Cokish2004-11-18 11:07:27
    Nice by murphy2004-11-18 09:38:48
      What is obfuscated about it ? by Cokish2004-11-18 11:10:09
        Oh, nothing. by murphy2004-11-18 11:22:49
  Assuming there will always be a space before by Spudd862004-11-18 08:23:45
    First, define the rules by jdelphiki2004-11-18 08:48:26
    If you don't want to find a regex library by Spudd862004-11-18 08:29:42
      that segfaults (n/t) by Cokish2004-11-18 08:41:47
        note the len-1 in the for loop condtion by Spudd862004-11-18 08:45:00
          Sorry, forgot reason: initialize 'initials' by Cokish2004-11-18 08:54:09
  Look for the first letter in a batch of them. by williamashbless2004-11-18 08:12:18
    thats what i figured by shasbot2004-11-18 08:14:34
      Something like by murphy2004-11-18 08:21:36
        If this is a homework assignment... by williamashbless2004-11-18 08:25:31
          Oh, sorry. by murphy2004-11-18 08:56:21
          works in C99 doesn't it? by Spudd862004-11-18 08:31:29
            Mm, that may be true. by williamashbless2004-11-18 08:39:52
        but what if there are other uppercase letters? (n/ (n/t) by Spudd862004-11-18 08:24:56
          Then you are hamstrung. by murphy2004-11-18 08:51:51
      Two ways. by williamashbless2004-11-18 08:20:41
  You want the initials or all the upper case by Scirocco2004-11-18 07:59:10
    the initials by shasbot2004-11-18 08:04:25
      isupper() by murphy2004-11-18 08:14:38
*cries* by hadji2004-11-18 07:46:33
  If we're going there... by voxwoman2004-11-18 09:32:34
    I'm enjoying my LU shares even now by LthrOttr2004-11-18 09:44:39
  That's nothing. by Voltigeur2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I remember back in 95... by retiqlum22004-11-18 07:58:00
  Ah for a fifteen year trip to the past, and by adiplomat2004-11-18 07:49:54
  Why are you crying? by oot2004-11-18 07:49:21
    Kmart stock was really, really cheap by adiplomat2004-11-18 07:55:07
      They're not under bankruptcy protection now. by nin_man2004-11-18 08:01:53
    Because at the time he said this by hadji2004-11-18 07:53:53
    because they're not merging as much as buying sear by PsychoI3oy2004-11-18 07:51:12
      Two Sears stocks for one Kmart makes sense since by buddha2004-11-18 08:09:22
NT password recovery, etc. by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Isn't that the ISO I sent you? (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 08:23:59
    Probably. by Llyr2004-11-18 10:45:32
  Good stuff. by Morely2004-11-18 08:12:51
  And with that, I'm off to school. (n/t) by Llyr2004-11-18 07:47:36
Nasty, NASTY Brits!!!! by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Article's been changed now (n/t) by oot2004-11-18 13:31:05
  Love this idea. by Morely2004-11-18 08:17:05
    Including other mudjaheddin! (n/t) by adiplomat2004-11-18 08:21:45
  I suppose it beats holding the meeting in a by adiplomat2004-11-18 07:33:23
  Hahahaha! by Voltigeur2004-11-18 07:32:19
    I hate the silent 'X's and 'T's by retiqlum22004-11-18 07:54:48
    European UNION? (heh.) (n/t) by adiplomat2004-11-18 07:34:29
      That's been a non-starter.... by Voltigeur2004-11-18 07:37:29
        No, no, no by foredeck2004-11-18 07:42:03
          You do! (n/t) by adiplomat2004-11-18 07:43:44
  Seems fair enough to me... by foredeck2004-11-18 07:32:12
Has anyone here had a good experience with Monster by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 07:08:57
  Posted once a loooong time ago, by sofaspud2004-11-18 10:40:37
  I got a phone call once... by niwikki2004-11-18 09:55:41
  Nope. by vetitice2004-11-18 08:38:56
  Got my current job thru monster. by Sieldan2004-11-18 07:44:31
  I've had better luck on Monster by DaNutBall2004-11-18 07:40:47
    Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 07:45:15
      That's why I spending thousands of dollars by DaNutBall2004-11-18 08:50:58
      and tactical nukes. (n/t) by techi8702004-11-18 08:09:24
  I've had better luck with... by antisane2004-11-18 07:32:21
  meh by psychoi3oy2004-11-18 07:21:02
  A couple of interviews, by Ston2004-11-18 07:17:51
  Interviews? 2 or 3. Jobs? Not even close. by adiplomat2004-11-18 07:13:41
    It's going. Slow progress is better than no by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 07:17:10
      I meant cross-country. Moving. by adiplomat2004-11-18 07:30:16
        There are few places I'd be willling to go by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 07:39:12
          What level/title is that? Mail me, if you'd prefer by adiplomat2004-11-18 07:43:18
  So-so. by nin_man2004-11-18 07:12:59
  My wife got several interviews and did recieve a by Blindman2004-11-18 07:11:36
Is anyone else disturbed by "sire"? by Dazed2004-11-18 06:53:49
  I've got a theory... by carthax2004-11-18 08:01:50
    Sid? Do something stupid? by Morely2004-11-18 08:18:37
  Perhaps it's by murphy2004-11-18 07:34:14
  He reminds me of some game I had.. by krikkert2004-11-18 06:58:44
    This is a character by antisane2004-11-18 07:36:56
    Majesty? (n/t) by Snake2004-11-18 07:36:21
    warcraft? (n/t) by psychoi3oy2004-11-18 07:22:18
      Nope. (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 07:26:52
  Nah - it's actually fairly normal for geeks by Havoc2004-11-18 06:58:03
    Stef? Geek? (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 06:59:05
      Well, he plays quake... by Havoc2004-11-18 07:03:30
        "plays" is being generous and you know it (n/t) by psychoi3oy2004-11-18 07:21:54
          "provides valuable targeting practice for others" (n/t) by Havoc2004-11-18 07:29:35
            What? The lava's a player now? :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2004-11-18 07:32:11
  He's just "Doin' th' Pedro"! by adiplomat2004-11-18 06:57:15
SQL-Statement of the day by sauerlandcowboy2004-11-18 06:25:00
Is it me or is the Internet broken? by Gak2004-11-18 06:24:03
  Borked 'Net by wwill2004-11-18 13:03:27
  Used to laugh my... by DerSarek2004-11-18 11:00:41
  Google's not down, so nope.. (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 06:51:33
  It's you... by adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Anyone else notice... by retiqlum22004-11-18 07:37:05
Last Day As A Bachelor by drummergeek2004-11-18 06:22:50
  congrats! by gibuu2004-11-18 09:06:13
  Mazel Tov! (n/t) by retiqlum22004-11-18 07:35:34
  RUN!!! Um, I mean, Congrats? by Snake2004-11-18 07:35:11
  *toasts drummergeek* (n/t) by HeyRef2004-11-18 07:20:04
  Long life and happiness. :) (n/t) by esbita2004-11-18 06:56:26
  Bummer! -er- Congratulations! by adiplomat2004-11-18 06:52:29
  Mazel Tov! (n/t) by voxwoman2004-11-18 06:49:23
  Congrats! by tkirk2004-11-18 06:46:45
  Congrats! and best wishes... (n/t) by sstacks2004-11-18 06:41:06
  me too! (sort of) by chris_lsu2004-11-18 06:35:18
  Enjoy it!! (n/t) by smiler_As2004-11-18 06:32:16
  Congrats by sauerlandcowboy2004-11-18 06:26:20
1337? 51d? C'mon now, Sid using 1337-5p34k? (n/t) by adiplomat2004-11-18 06:18:44
  uhm pwned is not 1337 5p34|< by ParityBit2004-11-18 06:42:07
$70,000 Grilled Cheese Sandwich by Augment_Compass2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, it's not $70,000 now. by arktus2004-11-18 07:55:05
  seems like a pretty good way by scum2004-11-18 06:23:54
    Kurt Cobain doesn't have the same pull as by voxwoman2004-11-18 06:52:42
  I like this sentence... by JerseyGirl2004-11-18 06:18:25
    So, WHY would she sell it, then? by adiplomat2004-11-18 06:21:55
      Charles Darwin has it in for all of us now (n/t) by Augment_Compass2004-11-18 06:28:10
      But given current trends by binkley2004-11-18 06:26:19
I'm off to a concert tonight. by Voltigeur2004-11-18 05:57:23
  They're still around? by LurkerMo2004-11-18 09:34:36
    Dinosaur! You've still got 8-TRACKS?!?!?! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 09:45:38
      Nah. When my tape deck was stolen in by LurkerMo2004-11-18 09:57:19
        My 8-track was stolen in 1977. I switched to by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 10:01:03
  "Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 06:03:02
    Who?!? by Voltigeur2004-11-18 06:52:53
      The singing isn't just what makes the music, baby. by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 07:03:35
        Saw The Who in '89 by thread_killer2004-11-18 09:41:23
        Will do. by Voltigeur2004-11-18 07:07:56
          I've had some nibbles. One place looks ready to by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 07:13:58
            Here's hopin' (n/t) by Voltigeur2004-11-18 07:23:37
        I met Cheap Trick by Havoc2004-11-18 07:06:24
          They're always like that. I met them a few times by NOLAWitch2004-11-18 07:11:07
    aaaahhhh great song (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-11-18 06:06:24
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Question... by TheCatMan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *ahem* never mind by TheCatMan2006-11-19 12:55:59
VPN WAN? by mridenour2004-11-18 05:40:46
  Cisco 2611 by Morely2004-11-18 11:36:46
  Are you talking T1 you are using for internet? by evilsysadmin2004-11-18 06:36:51
    More info by mridenour2004-11-18 07:23:29
      It depends on what is available from the ISP. by LurkerMo2004-11-18 10:04:41
      Any of the big carriers by thread_killer2004-11-18 09:35:10
        Security by mridenour2004-11-18 11:22:30
          He is right in doing that. And you are right by LurkerMo2004-11-18 12:40:24
  I'm not quite sure what you're asking by thread_killer2004-11-18 05:49:02
    More info, as requested by mridenour2004-11-18 07:23:35
      We use a MCI managed VPN solution. by Blindman2004-11-18 07:31:10
        Hardware? by mridenour2004-11-18 07:41:36
Happy Birthday dark_jedi by P.Buttercup2004-11-18 05:38:10
  Happy Birthday (n/t) by Reddy2004-11-18 11:49:34
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Attn: Gnome users, silly question for you by Control2004-11-18 05:19:55
  Doesn't seem to work much. by fudje2004-11-18 06:20:38
  I've got a specific key for that by saoi2004-11-18 05:51:58
    oops, sorry, didn't understand "gnome" by saoi2004-11-18 05:53:14
      well that "special key" by scissors2004-11-18 06:10:44
Doe this mean that Sid understands Stef? by fudje2004-11-18 05:18:30
  Or that AOL used "The Marketing Mind" by scissors2004-11-18 05:53:53
  What does my nick have to do with Sid and Stef? by Doe2004-11-18 05:30:25
    Poor typo, too.... (n/t) by fudje2004-11-18 05:36:12
When we work hard by JerseyGirl2004-11-18 05:14:15
  You rang? by foredeck2004-11-18 06:34:06
    You have all that in stock?! by retiqlum22004-11-18 07:45:12
      Come on over by Havoc2004-11-18 08:24:53
I know I am slow and not paying attention by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good lord, man. by nin_man2004-11-18 05:26:40
    It took me a looooooong time to get that score by Spisefisken2004-11-18 05:42:45
      Whoops, missed a couple of o's in long by Spisefisken2004-11-18 05:43:23
  Sept 27, 2004 was her last post. by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ouch (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-11-18 05:29:20
  She resigned as a moderator, by krikkert2004-11-18 05:01:50
  Last I heard, she by salix2004-11-18 04:55:11
  I looked back to 10/15 and found no posts by funky_monkey2004-11-18 04:52:43
  Gaaaaah!!! by evil_andy2004-11-18 04:49:14
twinax-->cat5 adapters, these things look weird. (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-11-18 04:25:47
  What is twinax? (n/t) by retiqlum22004-11-18 07:45:59
    young whippersnappers. by evilsysadmin2004-11-18 09:00:11
      Word to yo mutha (n/t) by thread_killer2004-11-18 09:44:21
    It looks like super thick coaxial by funky_monkey2004-11-18 08:08:40
  Yeah they do.... by thread_killer2004-11-18 05:00:55
    Why are you using twinax on the 400? by evilsysadmin2004-11-18 08:06:34
      Haven't in years by thread_killer2004-11-18 08:30:55
        On the 400 you still need the Master Console by evilsysadmin2004-11-18 09:01:47
          *gesticulates wildly to get your attention* by BrainBug2004-11-18 16:30:11
          I believe you are right by Hipaa_Guru2004-11-18 12:38:15
      Slowly getting rid of it. by funky_monkey2004-11-18 08:10:27
Wooo-friggin'-hooo! by BrainBug2004-11-18 04:00:45
  Double congrats! Well-deserved and just in time... by roger G. rapid2004-11-18 04:41:17
    *munch* *munch* by BrainBug2004-11-18 16:23:19
Gmail post by gmailthread2006-11-19 12:55:59
Signs you've played too much of San Andreas: by wheresthefish2004-11-18 03:32:42
  It's not my fault!! (n/t) by jdelphiki2004-11-18 11:13:08
  you payed to much SA when: by Eev2004-11-18 04:32:01
  Yet another sign... by funky_monkey2004-11-18 03:54:54
    It's surprisingly effective! (n/t) by microchip2004-11-18 05:16:20
    When driving to work in the morning by wheresthefish2004-11-18 04:02:13
whack your boss by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Just remember the "one link away" rule, by adiplomat2004-11-18 06:10:15
  HAHA! space invaders was the perfect touch! (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-11-18 04:19:00
  Great! Just Great! (n/t) by scum2004-11-18 04:01:06
  ROFL by sauerlandcowboy2004-11-18 03:55:32
  I wish I could forward it. by Khaar2004-11-18 03:42:40
LOTD funky thing.. by Bonzo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Re: LOTD Funky Thing by dantheta2004-11-18 09:13:35
  From an MCSA's point of view... by adiplomat2004-11-18 07:39:06
  Well I was gonna shout "MODS".... by Voltigeur2004-11-18 03:33:37
    It has been missing for a couple months now. (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-11-18 07:22:37
  http://diggers.be appears to be a web developer by funky_monkey2004-11-18 03:25:20
  Looks like diggers.be by moddermonster2004-11-18 03:20:51
Shut the box by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not sure how honest that game is. by Voltigeur2004-11-18 03:28:51
Thunderbird configuration by Empok Nor2004-11-18 02:18:00
ATTN: Myke by krikkert2004-11-18 01:28:31
  re: ATTN: Myke by calcrazy2004-11-18 04:39:51
    Dunno, haven't looked outside yet today :) (n/t) by Myke2004-11-18 10:21:25
      It was just one cow by Augment_Compass2004-11-18 11:46:05
        Phallus! (n/t) by Myke2004-11-18 12:24:14
Now I know why my F@H WU production fell recently. by Khaar2004-11-18 01:13:24
  Its worth looking for caching tools by evil_andy2004-11-18 04:39:17
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: Lord Dolphin by ripley82004-11-18 01:00:40
I just noticed something weird by funky_monkey2004-11-18 00:57:12
  SI standard by TrogL2004-11-18 07:20:45
  17-NOV-1858 by HeyRef2004-11-18 06:55:52
  sorting by GoatRider2004-11-18 05:50:43
    That's why I started using it. by Khaar2004-11-18 07:36:50
  I use '18 Nov 04' by Nath32004-11-18 04:22:43
  DD/MM/YY by Voltigeur2004-11-18 03:57:33
  I'm a big fan of yyyy-mm-dd... by MaW2004-11-18 03:31:26
    I believe the US DoD has adopted that by rorajoey2004-11-18 13:54:34
    speaking of confusion by funky_monkey2004-11-18 03:51:05
      Nah, January 1st is usually used. (n/t) by Khaar2004-11-18 03:56:30
        what year? 2001? that could be fun. (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-11-18 04:05:35
    I try to use it everywhere I can too. by Khaar2004-11-18 03:47:59
  When I write a date, by syren2004-11-18 01:50:01
    I think syren has the best solution by Spisefisken2004-11-18 02:04:51
      as was I (n/t) by dab2004-11-18 02:07:14
  I've always used mm/dd/yyyy typing and writing. by skippy-ish_guy2004-11-18 01:30:06
    mm/dd/yyyy never looks formal by Spisefisken2004-11-18 01:43:46
      I disagree. by skippy-ish_guy2004-11-18 01:57:11
        Because the date is more important info than the by Spisefisken2004-11-18 02:03:51
      why? (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-11-18 01:49:45
      Seconded! ;-) (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 01:45:42
  Hmmmmmm ... by ideur2004-11-18 01:02:20
Iwant to appologize, to everyone I didn't... by retiqlum22004-11-18 00:55:10
  I kind of know what you mean. by skippy-ish_guy2004-11-18 01:35:19
Illiways, the Café at the end of the UFieverse by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I was good by TrogL2004-11-18 07:22:02
    *pours coffee* by krikkert2004-11-18 07:27:28
  *looks for diet Dr Pepper* by Reddy2004-11-18 06:30:40
    *pours up a pint of diet Dr. Pepper* by krikkert2004-11-18 06:44:35
      {{{Krikkert}}} by Reddy2004-11-18 07:07:51
        Same as always. by krikkert2004-11-18 07:09:26
          Snow? by Reddy2004-11-18 07:35:28
  G'day by noos2004-11-18 06:01:50
  afternoon.... by bioinfo2004-11-18 05:40:09
    need to sleep.....past 0030am by dab2004-11-18 05:42:51
      don't snore too loudly... by bioinfo2004-11-18 05:44:46
        i'll shut my door by dab2004-11-18 05:46:01
          much better... by bioinfo2004-11-18 05:47:53
  Morning :) by tkirk2004-11-18 02:01:09
    *pours cup of tea* by krikkert2004-11-18 02:02:19
      Oh it's alright, by tkirk2004-11-18 02:15:10
        Refill? by krikkert2004-11-18 02:16:11
          please by tkirk2004-11-18 02:24:54
            *attaches to your skirt* by krikkert2004-11-18 02:26:31
              lol by tkirk2004-11-18 02:34:33
                You're welcome. by krikkert2004-11-18 02:35:08
  Good morning by afterburner2004-11-18 01:30:34
    {{{afterburner}}} by krikkert2004-11-18 01:38:42
      *gulps BAS down* by afterburner2004-11-18 01:42:31
        My brothers are both small. by krikkert2004-11-18 01:43:44
          You just wait by afterburner2004-11-18 01:45:41
            I had that happen to me when I worked in by krikkert2004-11-18 01:46:35
              Those nasty little... by afterburner2004-11-18 01:51:16
                Considering it was in the middle of a forest, by krikkert2004-11-18 01:51:54
                  [[[krikkert]]]* by afterburner2004-11-18 01:54:37
                    Might be, by krikkert2004-11-18 01:57:48
                      Ok, maybe somebody else then... (n/t) by afterburner2004-11-18 02:00:21
  mmm.... morning! by miss_ada2004-11-18 01:28:05
    {{{miss_ada}}} by krikkert2004-11-18 01:37:56
      it went quite well, thanks a lot ... by miss_ada2004-11-18 01:40:59
        Would what? by krikkert2004-11-18 01:42:03
          *pheew*. But I liked the spirit of it... by miss_ada2004-11-18 01:51:06
            Hehehe... by krikkert2004-11-18 01:52:37
              don't you like unexpected mails ? by miss_ada2004-11-18 02:14:15
                Well, I *am* a control freak.. by krikkert2004-11-18 02:15:44
                  surprises in the mail box ... by miss_ada2004-11-18 02:32:51
                    Like me? by krikkert2004-11-18 02:33:58
    Use elbows! by dab2004-11-18 01:35:15
      *tucks in* ... thanks a lot by miss_ada2004-11-18 01:38:23
  this morningmy system mostly requires by treehugger2004-11-18 01:26:39
    morning treehugger by dab2004-11-18 01:33:27
    *mixes everything into a bowl* by krikkert2004-11-18 01:30:00
      I'm not sure my stomach will accept that by treehugger2004-11-18 01:32:28
        Oh. Alright. *serves* (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 01:39:09
          mmm caffeine by treehugger2004-11-18 01:54:49
            *helps treehugger fight off sleep* by krikkert2004-11-18 01:56:53
              Any one who feeds me caffeine and by treehugger2004-11-18 01:59:07
                *is hugged* by krikkert2004-11-18 02:00:18
                  *falls asleep on shoulder* by treehugger2004-11-18 02:05:27
                    *slips a tiny bit of cold snow down treehuggers by afterburner2004-11-18 02:08:07
                      AaaAAaaaaaGH! by treehugger2004-11-18 02:12:49
                        *points afterburner to water nymphs* by krikkert2004-11-18 02:17:03
                          Thank you. *sticks tongue out at afterburner* by treehugger2004-11-18 02:18:29
                        Sorry :-( *goes away* (n/t) by afterburner2004-11-18 02:16:32
                    *puts treehugger down on couch* by krikkert2004-11-18 02:07:16
                      Thank you by treehugger2004-11-18 02:13:03
                        *puts out freshly made cake and BAS for treehugger by krikkert2004-11-18 02:14:41
    in that order? by miss_ada2004-11-18 01:29:57
      This morning the elements are needed by treehugger2004-11-18 01:31:20
        that sounds like a great night :) by miss_ada2004-11-18 01:36:08
  Evening all by dab2004-11-18 01:16:09
    Same to you. by roger G. rapid2004-11-18 01:26:34
      thank you sir, by dab2004-11-18 01:36:52
        I like the idea by roger G. rapid2004-11-18 01:46:56
          don't let the line catch you.... by dab2004-11-18 01:58:58
            *kicks in hispeed mode* by roger G. rapid2004-11-18 02:16:37
    *serves tea* by krikkert2004-11-18 01:22:03
      oh - i'm gunna have to take a few RDO's sometime.. by dab2004-11-18 01:24:59
        Things are lookin' fine. by krikkert2004-11-18 01:25:34
          Ha. by roger G. rapid2004-11-18 01:39:30
            Sure. by krikkert2004-11-18 01:43:05
              *puts neat pile in freezer* by roger G. rapid2004-11-18 01:55:07
  *grabs bas to go* by Trinity_Quasar2004-11-18 01:02:41
  Today's Specials Board! by dab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Morning all. *sigh* by roger G. rapid2004-11-18 00:57:43
    *pours GAP* by krikkert2004-11-18 01:02:13
      *gulp* by roger G. rapid2004-11-18 01:13:16
  * Waaaah * Good morning by HetIsLarsje2004-11-18 00:56:07
    *serves tea* by krikkert2004-11-18 01:02:51
  Morning :) by syren2004-11-18 00:54:12
    Morning! by treehugger2004-11-18 01:30:10
      Lol Champagne? by syren2004-11-18 02:12:42
        Was drinking it last night. by treehugger2004-11-18 02:13:46
          Good good! by syren2004-11-18 02:28:51
            erm, dunno. by treehugger2004-11-18 02:30:18
              Celebrating Wednesday. by syren2004-11-18 02:37:46
                We had a bottle of wine by treehugger2004-11-18 02:45:57
                  How was Bridget Jones? by syren2004-11-18 02:47:10
                    I don't usually like such films by treehugger2004-11-18 02:53:03
                      I am much the same. I think I would rather by syren2004-11-18 02:55:46
    *serves tea and toast* by krikkert2004-11-18 01:03:33
      Fine today thanks :) by syren2004-11-18 01:05:46
        Oh, worrying about nothing as always. by krikkert2004-11-18 01:12:14
          Wow. Actual snow. by syren2004-11-18 01:33:42
            Come on over sometime. by krikkert2004-11-18 01:40:19
              Where are you then? by syren2004-11-18 01:42:24
                Norway! :-D by krikkert2004-11-18 01:45:24
                  Cool. Post piccies. by syren2004-11-18 01:52:04
                    Well, it's going to be here for the next by krikkert2004-11-18 01:54:00
                      Be pretty hard for you if you didn't. by syren2004-11-18 02:03:49
                        I'll take pictures for you. by krikkert2004-11-18 02:06:34
                          Hehe :) by syren2004-11-18 02:11:34
                            'lovey'? by krikkert2004-11-18 02:13:56
                              Heh :) by syren2004-11-18 02:27:30
                                I'm not English. by krikkert2004-11-18 02:29:34
                                *hugs* by syren2004-11-18 02:39:06
                                You and treehugger? by krikkert2004-11-18 02:43:21
                                Hey - don't mock the quad power by treehugger2004-11-18 02:45:04
                                Quad means four, right? by krikkert2004-11-18 02:46:24
                                There are. They just work by syren2004-11-18 02:48:24
                                'world domination'? by krikkert2004-11-18 02:49:38
                                But they were mean to you, weren't they? by syren2004-11-18 02:57:30
                                True, that. by krikkert2004-11-18 02:58:17
                                Treehugger? by syren2004-11-18 03:01:04
                                *perks up* by treehugger2004-11-18 03:06:54
                                Nice one. by syren2004-11-18 03:10:26
                                here they are! by treehugger2004-11-18 03:17:23
                                Perfect. by syren2004-11-18 03:24:10
                                Thanks. by krikkert2004-11-18 03:36:13
                                You are most welcome. by syren2004-11-18 03:47:04
                                I don't have a firstborn child. by krikkert2004-11-18 03:48:45
                                We can wait. by treehugger2004-11-18 03:53:14
                                I know, my two brothers were accidents. by krikkert2004-11-18 03:56:16
                                We aren't fussy. by syren2004-11-18 04:09:13
                                *sorts out plane to Norway, accomodation* by treehugger2004-11-18 03:09:37
                                May I bring cameras? ^^; (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 03:03:48
                                *grin* by syren2004-11-18 03:07:25
                                Yay! (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 03:11:27
                                Try angel face instead. (n/t) by treehugger2004-11-18 02:29:17
    Good morrow to you too (n/t) by naqoyqatsi2004-11-18 00:54:49
      Good morrow to you *curtsies* (n/t) by syren2004-11-18 00:59:51
  BAS and a croissant by naqoyqatsi2004-11-18 00:51:20
    Go you! :-) by krikkert2004-11-18 00:51:49
      {{{krikkert}}} by naqoyqatsi2004-11-18 00:53:14
      Ooh by macdan2004-11-18 00:53:04
        It's like Burger King by naqoyqatsi2004-11-18 00:53:58
  Lo! by macdan2004-11-18 00:50:09
    *serves coffee* (n/t) by krikkert2004-11-18 00:51:21
      Mmmm....Coffeeish goodness... (n/t) by macdan2004-11-18 00:52:22
I wonder... by zeiram2006-11-19 12:55:59
I think the stress has finally got too much. by purplepineapple2004-11-18 00:21:58
  apart from 000? (n/t) by dab2004-11-18 00:43:49
The "Help a fellow UFie with VB.NET" thread. by Bonzo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Capture the events by Hipaa_Guru2004-11-18 13:02:21
  10 pick a language, any language by Didactylos2004-11-18 02:18:35
    else: by Bonzo2004-11-18 03:06:04
Repost: Parsing help needed by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ever thought of by moddermonster2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Solution by Arachnid2004-11-18 02:21:33
    where did e come from? (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-11-18 02:39:16
      Standin for epsilon by Arachnid2004-11-18 10:35:26
    Does my code not work? by ToLazyToThink2004-11-18 02:34:59
      Not exactly by Arachnid2004-11-18 10:35:05
        What kind of tree are you wanting? by ToLazyToThink2004-11-18 11:39:46
          If I understand the code correctly by ToLazyToThink2004-11-18 11:54:25
            Yes, that's right by Arachnid2004-11-18 23:46:09
  It's been a long time since I even looked a BNF by ToLazyToThink2004-11-18 02:06:53
    Slight correction to terminating condition by ToLazyToThink2004-11-18 02:21:18
  Operator precedence by reverseengineer2004-11-18 01:20:07
    I don't want AND handled before OR by Arachnid2004-11-18 02:18:48
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-11-18 00:10:02
  Grelphhht by funky_monkey2004-11-18 01:54:45
    Zogturp by Jaz2004-11-18 16:32:27
Just tried HL over Steam by carthax2004-11-18 00:04:22
  There /used/ to be... by Val_Parthen2004-11-18 02:27:32
  I just wish by astro-g2004-11-18 00:38:24
    If it's complaining about a icon on CD4 by Freakazoid2004-11-18 01:07:06
      I found that on the website by astro-g2004-11-18 02:02:22
  No (n/t) here! (Just for L_D) (n/t) by carthax2004-11-18 00:05:13
Good one Illiad! (n/t) by lord_dolphin2004-11-18 00:03:30
  3 TLPs in a row with (n/t)...wow by lord_dolphin2004-11-18 00:04:12
    ??? I see... by lurker692004-11-18 03:27:41
      see... by funky_monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    what is a TLP? (n/t) by acl682004-11-18 00:34:30
      top level post (n/t) by warkosign2004-11-18 00:39:40
    maybe I should have made another TLP for that? (n/t) by lord_dolphin2004-11-18 00:04:39
Your mother. (n/t) by galaxyofterror2004-11-18 00:03:01
  sends her apologies for her son. (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-11-18 03:00:07
  ...was a hamster... by diGriz2004-11-18 00:35:47
    ni! ni! ni! by bioinfo2004-11-18 05:26:31
      can i have a herring? by ParityBit2004-11-18 05:30:04
        only if you chop down a tree with it... by bioinfo2004-11-18 05:35:52
          Wait-who climbs out of the rabbit? by shimguts2004-11-18 12:40:53
  Use to be your father before the surgery (n/t) by Hieraco2004-11-18 00:06:45
Takes one to know one.. (n/t) by Bonzo2004-11-18 00:01:23
Translations by Nea2004-11-18 00:01:01
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-11-18 00:33:28
  German / Deutsch (top post) by diGriz2004-11-18 00:09:14
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2004-11-18 03:26:39
    berlinert by roger G. rapid2004-11-18 02:55:05
      Cartoons of last weeks berlinert by roger G. rapid2004-11-18 04:54:26
    Saarlännisch vom Lurker by lurker692004-11-18 01:01:05
      "Rumfuddele" by diGriz2004-11-18 01:15:05
        naja by lurker692004-11-18 03:21:26
    by Farmer by Farmer2004-11-18 00:54:57
      Top! :-) by MMI2004-11-18 01:58:44
        Sag das nicht! by lurker692004-11-18 03:26:09
    by Lurker by lurker692004-11-18 00:54:40
    by diGriz by diGriz2004-11-18 00:10:30
      :) by roger G. rapid2004-11-18 01:20:29
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS! (n/t) by Pyrion2004-11-18 21:31:46
  Mockerysoft: Do more with le$$ (n/t) by kahuana2004-11-18 21:02:10
  SCO: the power of eunuchs (n/t) by archnerd2004-11-18 07:45:57
  For Chevrolet trucks. by starharbor2004-11-18 06:31:59
  Be all that you can be, and maybe kill people too. by funky_monkey2004-11-18 03:14:53
  Steampowered by astro-g2004-11-18 02:14:08
  The US Government:: by Voltigeur2004-11-18 01:30:40
    Or by Alcyone2004-11-18 02:18:42
  Where do you want to go today? by Hieraco2004-11-18 01:10:11
    And in that vein: by rorajoey2004-11-18 13:58:06
    This is where you will go today (n/t) by archnerd2004-11-18 07:42:48
  Power is nothing without Control (n/t) by Control2004-11-18 00:39:55
    Control is nothing without power by DerSarek2004-11-18 00:51:00
  Skippy-ish_guy: Obscure references for none of us! by skippy-ish_guy2004-11-18 00:25:58
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  RuPaulcalledhewantshispumpsback by ideur2004-11-18 00:03:54
    Dark maroon in IE (n/t) by Bonzo2004-11-18 00:18:46
      Sure this isn't plain black? (n/t) by DerSarek2004-11-18 00:39:35
        Should be #000a00 in Opera "almost black" (n/t) by ideur2004-11-18 00:59:07
          looks black to me in opera... (n/t) by buzzin2004-11-18 01:52:17
            not alot of difference between #000 and #00a000(n/t) by funky_monkey2004-11-18 03:17:45
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-11-18 00:00:00
  Twin peaks (had to google!) by ideur2004-11-18 00:07:16
    A-4 ? by aix tom2004-11-18 01:22:53
      Burleigh and Stronginthearm by tkirk2004-11-18 01:55:22
        Dog-Botherer by aix tom2004-11-18 02:23:22
          The last revolution in A-M by Nosebud2004-11-18 03:13:27
            Si non confectus, non reficiat by aix tom2004-11-18 04:25:43
              go savely under water device by scum2004-11-18 04:31:41
                Black Ribboners by Martyny2004-11-18 04:45:52
                  Witches by scum2004-11-18 04:51:21
                    and cats, and Sam Vimes (n/t) by tkirk2004-11-18 07:04:20
                    eating magical waste by Martyny2004-11-18 05:21:02
                      Well OK, by dodrian2004-11-18 06:06:21
                        It's invisible by tkirk2004-11-18 06:51:01
      Well, ok... by DerSarek2004-11-18 01:35:26
        Oh, and I have no clue at all by DerSarek2004-11-18 01:36:00
  Twin Peaks, pilot episode. by DerSarek2004-11-18 00:06:40
    Predator by Havoc2004-11-18 04:24:14

 

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