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Cartoon for Oct 28, 2004
Strip for Oct 28, 2004
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'John Kerry won't be the president until the Red by adiplomat2004-10-29 07:11:14
I need to talk to someone.... by whoami2004-10-28 23:11:19
  Why don't you provide us with yours? by shorty822004-10-28 23:13:18
    K. by whoami2004-10-28 23:15:44
      Sorry by diGriz2004-10-28 23:59:35
      hmmm by Reddy2004-10-28 23:27:07
        That better? by whoami2004-10-28 23:29:14
          yes much better (n/t) by Reddy2004-10-28 23:30:08
      Thanks. by shorty822004-10-28 23:20:35
        Well... by whoami2004-10-28 23:25:06
          I suggest, IF it applies in any way to you, by bastetsmuse2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Are you a student, even part time? by shorty822004-10-28 23:33:06
Poor Mongo...he died a good, though troubling... by Kickstart2004-10-28 23:09:54
  /me wonders if Kickstart's by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 23:36:50
  Illiad killed off Mongo? (n/t) by raptor_872004-10-28 23:36:12
    Hey now, he asked to be slain. by Illiad2004-10-28 23:52:33
      Suuuurrrrreeeee.... by DaNutBall2004-10-29 00:00:06
  are you doing a role playing thing?? (n/t) by Reddy2004-10-28 23:32:48
Slackware help by nix2004-10-28 22:31:07
  Answers..... by brtb2004-10-28 22:37:30
    Is there no tool to grab updated packages? by nix2004-10-28 22:50:15
      I always thought of slackware as being like by z1root2004-10-28 23:38:47
        Oh, and I prefer manual transmission vehicles. by z1root2004-10-28 23:40:04
  Answer to #1 by Freakazoid2004-10-28 22:35:10
Where am I going next weekend you ask? by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'll be.... by whoami2004-10-28 22:57:59
    {{{Whoami}}} by Reddy2004-10-28 23:01:02
      Nope. by whoami2004-10-28 23:07:16
        I know by Reddy2004-10-28 23:29:16
  awesome place!!! (n/t) by saoi2004-10-28 22:47:45
Weird Firefox problem. by shorty822004-10-28 21:57:57
Arrrgh-o!!! by kahuana2004-10-28 21:52:14
Another Brain teaser. by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That first game doesn't like me. by shorty822004-10-28 21:51:01
    Got Firefox 1.0 PR here, too. by klaranth2004-10-28 22:00:53
      This one works fine. by shorty822004-10-28 22:02:12
        I had the same problem by Arachnid2004-10-28 22:18:18
          Yeah, I know that the flash thing is not the only by shorty822004-10-28 22:23:45
ATTN: dennismv by hadji2004-10-28 21:27:46
  thanks (n/t) by dennismv2004-10-28 21:40:19
AGP vs. Onboard video: Conflict 2004! by cmantito2004-10-28 21:25:02
In the spirit of addictive games... by airRaid52006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: out2lunch: you're EVIL!!!! by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  26752/178 by AG_wyvern2004-10-28 22:41:05
it's not there !! by dennismv2004-10-28 21:08:26
  sounds a bit like god doesn't it? by funky_monkey2004-10-28 21:18:31
    well by dennismv2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Speeds exceeding the speed of light? by Arachnid2004-10-28 22:48:54
        calculations by dennismv2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Reality is what doesn't go away when you... by williamashbless2004-10-28 22:01:14
        can't prove X does not exist by dennismv2004-10-28 23:33:21
      I'm suprised that you think you by funky_monkey2004-10-28 21:49:31
        subject of god by dennismv2004-10-28 23:14:41
I love the internet by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
  good stuff! (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-10-28 22:39:20
I am having serious issues! by Dad2TZK2004-10-28 20:40:21
  Yeah, I've got an idea by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 22:10:28
    Exactly. You've got a contract with your employer, by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 23:57:21
  Perhaps... by fiordhraoi2004-10-28 20:54:38
    to anyone that lives in texas by Dad2TZK2004-10-28 21:05:40
Mr Freud ? by dennismv2004-10-28 20:39:19
  He would say.... by whoami2004-10-28 22:38:02
Good P2P network? by fiordhraoi2004-10-28 20:15:25
  Shareaza by llamatron2006-11-19 12:23:33
  That isn't regular kazaa, is it? by Freakazoid2004-10-28 21:18:53
    Nope, an old Kazaa-lite install. :) (n/t) by fiordhraoi2004-10-28 21:27:46
  SoulSeek is pretty nice. by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-28 20:30:50
    Will give it a shot, thanks! (n/t) by fiordhraoi2004-10-28 20:45:53
  It's still piracy unless you make the copy (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-28 20:19:23
    Which is why by fiordhraoi2004-10-28 20:24:58
      Agreed, but by Arachnid2004-10-28 20:32:52
        According to the law here, a copy by klaranth2004-10-28 21:49:09
        and the law is wrong. by funky_monkey2004-10-28 21:07:44
        I'll let you know when the FBI shows up. :P (n/t) by fiordhraoi2004-10-28 20:35:59
It's 5am by Lis772004-10-28 20:13:03
ATTN: DaNutBall by celticess2004-10-28 20:07:14
  Yeah around now -- will be on AIM in a few. (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-10-28 20:53:29
Trick or Treat! by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
  I thought halloween was the 31st? (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-28 20:35:14
    It is. A lot of communities in our by radiowave9112004-10-28 20:47:32
  Thanks. I planned to do more by radiowave9112004-10-28 20:22:38
    This was supposed to be a reply to the post below. (n/t) by radiowave9112004-10-28 20:24:40
  Nice work - both you and Mr Overkill ;) (n/t) by theanomaly2004-10-28 20:15:10
working in groups by dennismv2004-10-28 19:59:38
  One thing is coordination. by hadji2004-10-28 20:14:47
    yes by dennismv2004-10-28 20:48:20
      To agree on a coordinator by hadji2004-10-28 21:26:42
Current song of the mood / moment by theanomaly2004-10-28 19:45:25
Any media geeks around? by Pic2004-10-28 19:23:42
  codec error is my guess by funky_monkey2004-10-28 21:09:19
Hungry.... and busy! by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 19:18:15
  Rush jobs are always double rate. by Illiad2004-10-28 19:25:07
    Makes sense to me. (n/t) by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 20:06:29
Time for all AshyRaine's to go to bed by AshyRaine2004-10-28 19:15:27
  Google's offering "night" now? ^^ by kahuana2004-10-28 21:57:44
New joke: by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That wouldn't kill him by archnerd2004-10-28 19:11:45
    I'd have thought it'd cause... by Liava2004-10-28 19:41:28
      If you are showering with Java by JustnCase2004-10-28 19:49:52
        You'd come out smelling good, though (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-28 20:25:27
        It was my understanding that... by Liava2004-10-28 19:51:04
          I disagree by archnerd2004-10-28 21:27:25
It's a small world afterall by AshyRaine2004-10-28 18:51:57
Dells fighting terrorist.... by onDemand2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yikes. by MrTrick2004-10-28 19:00:45
Update on my mother. by shorty822004-10-28 18:14:55
  Thanks guys. by shorty822004-10-28 19:12:29
  I was thinking about her today. by hadji2004-10-28 18:29:20
  {{{shorty82 & shorty82's mom}}} by oot2004-10-28 18:23:42
  aww by AshyRaine2004-10-28 18:18:43
Ah, error messages. by sofaspud2004-10-28 17:59:51
IDGI by Egaeus2004-10-28 17:56:36
Nokia 6230 Media Player by alewsey2004-10-28 17:54:58
  won't happen by Sponge!2004-10-28 18:26:36
Too many people dry here. Not enough W:ET! (n/t) by williamashbless2004-10-28 17:51:45
  V51 V581 V54 (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-10-28 18:01:12
    The really sad thing is, by KrakensDen2004-10-28 19:24:20
Lets do the time warp again! (n/t) by joecrouse2004-10-28 17:40:23
  It's just a step to the left (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-10-28 17:51:16
    and then a step to the riiight (n/t) by joecrouse2004-10-28 17:56:58
      put your hands on your hips! (n/t) by nedludd2004-10-28 18:42:38
My daughter is fine and thanks all by airborneric2004-10-28 17:31:14
  Woot! (or is it Yay!) by dire_lobo2004-10-28 17:39:30
  Good news! by SnappingTurtle2004-10-28 17:33:13
  Yay! by AshyRaine2004-10-28 17:32:42
    How are you doing with your thing? by airborneric2004-10-28 17:55:37
      I made a post below about it by AshyRaine2004-10-28 18:11:49
ever felt like crying? by elrak2004-10-28 17:28:54
  {{{elrak}}} by celticess2004-10-28 20:10:29
  {{{elrak}}} by hadji2004-10-28 18:40:57
  {{{elrak & family}}} (n/t) by shorty822004-10-28 18:01:50
  I'll keep him in my thoughts and prayers by dire_lobo2004-10-28 17:37:19
  {{{elrak}}} (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-10-28 17:31:07
Y'all have FUN - I'm OTD by dire_lobo2004-10-28 17:25:11
Seinfeld/davenports/showering by SnappingTurtle2004-10-28 17:18:19
Interesting read: by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It was a good read and makes a good point, but my by hadji2004-10-28 18:26:25
  great read - thank you for sharing. by dire_lobo2004-10-28 17:22:14
Why does propritary software need a lisence? by Spudd862004-10-28 17:13:21
  Because of poor precedents set in previous cases by Elessar2004-10-28 19:37:37
  Its kinda like signing a waiver of liability.. by onDemand2004-10-28 18:36:05
  It doesn't by Arachnid2004-10-28 17:26:13
    Hmmm... by SnappingTurtle2004-10-28 17:30:46
  Um, yes it does by SnappingTurtle2004-10-28 17:21:26
  'cuz software companies hire more lawyers by dire_lobo2004-10-28 17:16:33
addicting games you say??? by out2lunch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  reminds me of driving in Cleveland. (n/t) by nedludd2004-10-28 18:45:41
  Albino Blacksheep by ToLazyToThink2004-10-28 17:54:19
  6534, 83 (n/t) by maximumbob2004-10-28 17:51:26
  99/10855 by AG_wyvern2004-10-28 17:51:12
  10677 points, 110 squares (n/t) by arktus2004-10-28 17:48:46
  9897 points / 105 squares (n/t) by Pic2004-10-28 17:26:27
  2848pts & 50 squares. by dodrian2004-10-28 17:12:44
I've got DSL! Yay! by Spud312004-10-28 16:56:01
  DSL? Not Cable? (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-10-28 21:01:59
    I prefer DSL. by shorty822004-10-28 21:41:25
  Going to take up W:ET??? by DesertRat662004-10-28 19:54:35
  I've got lots of DSL! ;) (n/t) by Myke2004-10-28 17:44:15
  gonna change yer nick to Speedyspud? by dire_lobo2004-10-28 17:14:25
    :-) (n/t) by Spud312004-10-28 17:26:20
  You should throw a party! by dodrian2004-10-28 17:03:04
    I've only got 2. by Spud312004-10-28 17:12:11
  Is that refresh button looking attractive? ;) (n/t by KrakensDen2004-10-28 16:57:50
  fly-by spudding? (n/t) by niwikki2004-10-28 16:56:36
I'm getting better by AshyRaine2004-10-28 16:41:04
  {{{AshyRaine}}} by shorty822004-10-28 18:15:44
  {{{AshyRaine}}} by oot2004-10-28 18:13:26
    Aye aye! by AshyRaine2004-10-28 18:26:19
  {{{AshyRaine}}} by hadji2004-10-28 18:07:23
  {{{Ashy}}} by Spud312004-10-28 16:53:21
  {{{AshyRaine}}} by Reddy2004-10-28 16:52:29
    Real food would be nice by AshyRaine2004-10-28 17:34:01
  Yay for healing! by niwikki2004-10-28 16:50:38
  yay! better is good - ALL better is best. by dire_lobo2004-10-28 16:50:05
  Eek! by tigermouse2004-10-28 16:46:11
    Yep... by AshyRaine2004-10-28 16:49:18
      *crosses fingers* by tigermouse2004-10-28 16:51:38
Stop the world... by GigiNYC2004-10-28 16:31:04
  see an ENT doc - could be an inner ear infection by dire_lobo2004-10-28 16:49:06
    or inner ear inflammation by zelda2004-10-28 17:10:52
      oooh, "general perversity of the universe" by dire_lobo2004-10-28 17:18:04
    I have to agree by Reddy2004-10-28 16:53:47
  {{{GigiNYC}}} by AshyRaine2004-10-28 16:46:42
  {{{GigiNYC}}} by tigermouse2004-10-28 16:43:54
How would i use the "Telnet " program... by onDemand2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I believe it mightbe somewhat tricky to chat via by Scirocco2004-10-28 16:56:29
    I've always meant to do that, by KrakensDen2004-10-28 19:26:17
  read the RFC for IRC (n/t) by Myke2004-10-28 16:21:55
    The who and the what now? by onDemand2004-10-28 16:26:29
      google for it. by Myke2004-10-28 16:31:22
How dangerous is this? by oot2004-10-28 16:13:49
  BTW: You're not much on AIM are you? by Pic2004-10-28 17:10:36
    I'm mainly on in the afternoons (n/t) by oot2004-10-28 17:38:55
      Ah, 'k by Pic2004-10-28 17:42:23
  not nearly as dangerous as the freaks down the by dire_lobo2004-10-28 16:46:33
    *giggle* (n/t) by oot2004-10-28 17:35:54
  not terribly by RunNeoRun2004-10-28 16:18:32
    Thanks by oot2004-10-28 16:25:24
      Just about any gas station/dollar store. by Da_Pineapple2004-10-28 17:01:38
      Where do people who smoke hang out? by Reddy2004-10-28 16:35:13
      Be careful, in case they *are* flammable by farfalla2004-10-28 16:26:44
        Tell me about it! I tried to pull off by dire_lobo2004-10-28 16:41:08
          Argh! :) (n/t) by farfalla2004-10-28 16:48:58
  None at all I think by Pic2004-10-28 16:17:31
    Thanks. What about the spider webs? (n/t) by oot2004-10-28 16:23:38
      No idea by Pic2004-10-28 16:30:13
    Mmm... stinky melted plastic by farfalla2004-10-28 16:21:43
  Hmmm...not sure by Kickstart2004-10-28 16:16:15
    The bags are taped over them by oot2004-10-28 16:23:13
    Ballasts=the metal clips the bulbs fit in to? by farfalla2004-10-28 16:22:42
      No. The ballast is usually a long black by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
        Thanks for that by farfalla2004-10-28 16:33:22
        Still not clear on what it is by oot2004-10-28 16:31:39
          inside the box by Myke2004-10-28 16:33:37
            So it's safe then? by oot2004-10-28 16:38:41
              I'm not going to comment. by Myke2004-10-28 16:48:02
Hmm. Note to self: by Voltigeur2004-10-28 15:56:50
  oops - read that as TABASCO thick and.... by dire_lobo2004-10-28 16:12:08
Night all :) (n/t) by klaranth2004-10-28 15:50:38
  Knight you! (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-10-28 15:55:39
Bush speaks out against himself by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well the explosives have been missing by evilsysadmin2004-10-28 18:11:53
    Yes, for a while by tigermouse2004-10-28 18:50:43
      Nope 3 tons of RDX by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
        Lets just say by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Another link about the video by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
            And a link about the trucks by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Is that a flying pig I see? by GigiNYC2004-10-28 16:43:55
Feel free to contribute to this list. :-) by hadji2004-10-28 15:27:21
  DEFCON means a bunch of hackers, by sofaspud2004-10-28 17:15:03
  A LOT less marching:-) by LurkerMo2004-10-28 16:28:20
  Respawn ... (n/t) by klaranth2004-10-28 15:50:18
  Having a BFG pointed at you is just plain fun. (n/ (n/t) by Kickstart2004-10-28 15:47:03
    You can run, turn, and jump while shooting by raptor_872004-10-28 16:49:00
  You work 9 to 5 instead of 5 to 9 (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-28 15:46:05
  'kill -HUP' doesn't mean attack while at attention (n/t) by Kickstart2004-10-28 15:45:33
  Your computer won't shoot you,no matter how much by rook_mtl2004-10-28 15:34:38
I don't understand... by paulhat332004-10-28 15:22:18
  where are you located? by dire_lobo2004-10-28 15:56:51
    Dallas, TX (n/t) by paulhat332004-10-28 16:20:53
      Cool by Reddy2004-10-28 16:32:26
        Yes by paulhat332006-11-19 12:55:59
          what are you wanting to do? (n/t) by Reddy2004-10-28 16:47:01
            Software Development by paulhat332004-10-28 17:00:23
              Check out this (abq nm) area - dunno if there is m by dire_lobo2004-10-28 17:10:51
                Thanks by paulhat332004-10-28 17:13:32
  I had basically the same problem. by funky_monkey2004-10-28 15:26:41
    *watches migration of UFies to Vegas* (n/t) by hadji2004-10-28 15:28:22
The missing explosive issue gets bigger by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I found it interesting that the published by dire_lobo2004-10-28 15:55:25
  So where are the IAEA stamps? by hyzenthlay2004-10-28 15:37:37
    Seals, not stamps by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Er, they're conventional explosives. Why would by Arachnid2004-10-28 15:50:43
      Because they are powerful enough to by LurkerMo2004-10-28 16:26:35
    You asking rhetorically? I know nothing more. (n/t by Kickstart2004-10-28 15:44:24
      Yeah by hyzenthlay2004-10-28 15:48:46
        it's not about resolution! it's about innuendo and by dire_lobo2004-10-28 16:09:31
Windows Media Player by jmartinASSE2004-10-28 15:12:24
  GOT IT! Thanks, this place really is the best! by jmartinASSE2004-10-28 15:26:26
  It's divx most likely by Fandango2004-10-28 15:20:02
    Actually... by Arachnid2004-10-28 15:23:01
  well... by funky_monkey2004-10-28 15:18:50
  AVI is a container - it could be any codec. by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    says I need this one.... by jmartinASSE2004-10-28 15:22:27
      So get ffdshow by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
....*gasps for breath*....It's!... (n/t) by dodrian2004-10-28 15:09:24
  Monty Python's Flying Circus (n/t) by Spudd862004-10-28 16:39:18
  Hancock's Half hour. (n/t) by Voltigeur2004-10-28 15:37:03
  a bunch of people falling off seat edges! (n/t) by theanomaly2004-10-28 15:35:26
  ...Monty Python's Flying Circus! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-10-28 15:33:44
    Yay! We Have A Winner! by dodrian2004-10-28 15:40:16
      Wait! Yes it is!!! by dodrian2004-10-28 15:42:56
        *giant foot comes out of the sky* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-10-28 16:00:11
  Keyser Soze! (n/t) by freon2004-10-28 15:28:43
    WRONG ANSWER AGAIN! (n/t) by dodrian2004-10-28 15:33:15
      No! YOU are wrong! (n/t) by freon2004-10-28 15:40:41
  *hands dodrian an inhaler* by thewrongcrowd2004-10-28 15:14:32
    NO! WRONG ANSWER! (n/t) by dodrian2004-10-28 15:20:03
      Rings Bell by hyzenthlay2004-10-28 15:49:33
      *hands dodrian a Valium* by thewrongcrowd2004-10-28 15:34:43
Google browser speculation by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
Anyone know if there is a way to see if OnStar... by TechisSO2004-10-28 14:58:28
  OnStar said that the account is probably out of by techi8702004-10-28 15:05:54
Arrrgh, Need help here ..... ? by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  EVIL by dennismv2004-10-28 22:53:33
  annnnd I'll add you to my list of evil people. by Glytch782004-10-28 15:24:09
    Got all passwords, ... but it is better to do them (n/t) by klaranth2004-10-28 15:24:43
      I'm stuck on level 8. by Glytch782004-10-28 15:34:01
        Here's half of the moves .... by klaranth2004-10-28 15:38:48
          Got it. thanks. by Glytch782004-10-28 15:52:47
  Don't use the teleports by vetitice2004-10-28 14:57:55
    no chance of repeating the process? :) (n/t) by klaranth2004-10-28 15:02:08
      NM. Got the exit. Thanks :) (n/t) by klaranth2004-10-28 15:03:01
        now you twll me Lvl 14. by vetitice2004-10-28 15:07:13
          Ok partial spoiler for level 14. by klaranth2004-10-28 15:13:56
            Spoiler for Level 14, up by klaranth2004-10-28 15:18:21
              me as well... by friareriner2004-10-28 16:07:31
                bah by friareriner2004-10-28 16:09:07
                  wooo! by friareriner2004-10-28 16:19:25
Did ARS just barf? by Voltigeur2004-10-28 14:37:37
  Loss is always high. by Myke2004-10-28 16:35:39
  I had issues accessing the site around that time. by techi8702004-10-28 14:55:06
    yeah, seems fine now. by Voltigeur2004-10-28 14:56:26
  Seemed to for me... by arktus2004-10-28 14:39:21
Anyone know anything about HiDef broadcast? by vetitice2004-10-28 14:19:15
  With frame sync? by kelli2172004-10-28 14:25:28
    I've got a 16x16 under the desk. by vetitice2004-10-28 14:26:40
Jabbed with diseased needle! by toxin2004-10-28 14:19:10
  I got my flu vaccination from my fiance by joecrouse2004-10-28 16:18:24
  At least you qualify... by thewrongcrowd2004-10-28 15:11:28
    Everyone in my house is legally by sofaspud2004-10-28 17:16:30
  At least it was a needle by DesertRat662004-10-28 14:27:46
  {{{Toxin}}} by Reddy2004-10-28 14:23:03
NaNoWriMo countdown : 3 days to go ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Its not the writing that scares me, its the plot.. (n/t) by KrakensDen2004-10-28 16:56:31
  Yeppers. by thewrongcrowd2004-10-28 15:09:02
    Know your feeling :) by klaranth2004-10-28 15:43:34
      I just found out my kid's home from by voxwoman2004-10-28 17:04:16
SOTM by TRI_readers2004-10-28 13:27:20
  Great.. now I have that stuck in my head! :p (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2004-10-28 14:29:12
  the best song on the wheel of death for say what by psychoi3oy2004-10-28 13:38:51
  LEO! NARD! BERN! STIEN! (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-10-28 13:38:49
Light candles, pray, cross everything... by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 13:17:40
  So when the men with the badges show up... by thewrongcrowd2004-10-28 15:13:17
    After all, by krikkert2004-10-28 15:17:28
      (^.^) by thewrongcrowd2004-10-28 15:36:24
  *lights candles... by dire_lobo2004-10-28 14:08:44
    *eyes dire_lobo* by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 14:10:35
      eep! what scares me is that right before your post by dire_lobo2004-10-28 15:41:00
  {{{Bastetsmuse}}} by Reddy2004-10-28 13:58:09
  I'll light prayers and cross candles by Spisefisken2004-10-28 13:27:49
  I wanna make some evilly searchable jokes, by adiplomat2004-10-28 13:22:43
  Do you have any worry's? by funky_monkey2004-10-28 13:20:00
    What kind of issues raise those flags, though? by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 14:08:48
      When I was contacted by thewrongcrowd2004-10-28 15:39:30
        Well, I *wasn't* contacted by zelda2004-10-28 16:02:25
      any history of dissidence? by funky_monkey2004-10-28 14:49:53
      Sounds like you just have to go through the motion by DesertRat662004-10-28 14:31:44
  Homeland Security? by nin_man2004-10-28 13:19:45
    No, no -- by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 14:09:45
    the_nin_man? (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-10-28 13:20:42
      It'd be nice. I could use the help. by nin_man2004-10-28 13:23:28
        I know a really good buffet! (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-10-28 13:25:50
          Cheeseburger in Paradise? Margaritaville? by adiplomat2004-10-28 13:29:34
            I'll take one of each. Make 'em both doubles. by funky_monkey2004-10-28 13:39:57
              I'll drink to that punnery (n/t) by theanomaly2004-10-28 15:14:09
Why did noone order me to buy Call of Duty before? by McNutcase2004-10-28 13:04:48
  Because Order CoD is easily misunderstood? (n/t) by kahuana2004-10-28 21:49:01
  ok dude, ya got me convinced. by Voltigeur2004-10-28 14:36:04
    HL2! by Dracarys2004-10-28 14:43:54
      Engine and storyline do not a great game make. by McNutcase2004-10-28 14:49:03
        Well, HL2 has it... by Arivia2004-10-28 14:51:25
    Call of Duty. by McNutcase2004-10-28 14:38:43
      Also, the system requirements are great. by McNutcase2004-10-28 14:43:01
        OK, I've done it. by Voltigeur2004-10-28 14:55:29
          erm... did you get just CoD? by McNutcase2004-10-28 15:02:49
            Got CoD Game Of The Year. by Voltigeur2004-10-28 15:18:07
              You want the Deluxe Edition though. by krikkert2004-10-28 15:19:27
                Aw crap! by Voltigeur2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Now all we need is a UF:CoD server. by krikkert2004-10-28 14:56:31
    CoD:UO. by krikkert2004-10-28 14:36:56
  Aaarg by Master_Rahl222004-10-28 13:50:03
    Thx scragman by Master_Rahl222004-10-28 13:54:05
      You won't like CoD then. by McNutcase2004-10-28 14:00:38
        yeah... by scragman2004-10-28 14:06:55
        That's the odd thing by Master_Rahl222004-10-28 14:04:00
          Immersiveness, I reckon. by McNutcase2004-10-28 14:12:51
    Getting W:ET :D by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  /me makes note of another reason he needs a video by psychoi3oy2004-10-28 13:38:03
    Dude, it doesn't need much. by McNutcase2004-10-28 13:46:04
      the rage128 barely manages w:et by psychoi3oy2004-10-28 13:51:24
        Wow... by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 14:11:27
          IIRC, rage128's had 32 megs of RAM. by Arivia2004-10-28 14:25:23
  Maybe... by Master_Rahl222004-10-28 13:19:36
    So get United Offensive. by McNutcase2004-10-28 13:22:53
      I'll be gettin' it as soon... by bytemedammit2004-10-28 13:36:24
        Cool. by McNutcase2004-10-28 13:41:37
      Sprint, I like! by Master_Rahl222004-10-28 13:25:11
        Other new stuff... by McNutcase2004-10-28 13:30:37
          *drools over weapon selection...* by scragman2004-10-28 13:41:11
            The light MGs are a liability till you find a body by McNutcase2004-10-28 13:45:07
              never been much of a MG guy myself... by scragman2004-10-28 13:49:27
                Oh, the carbine is SWEET. by McNutcase2004-10-28 13:59:55
                  the MP44 is awesome... by scragman2004-10-28 14:09:27
                    Indeed. by McNutcase2004-10-28 14:22:11
        T-Mobile's salesdroid is cuter, though. :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2004-10-28 13:26:59
          Oh yeah? Does she resemble CZJ? (n/t) by kelli2172004-10-28 13:47:42
Pro-Bush campaign switches support to Kerry by swisscheese2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hee hee by gibuu2004-10-28 16:00:07
  Parody by buddha2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Do I smell setup? by fiordhraoi2004-10-28 13:26:36
    *smacks forehead* by fiordhraoi2004-10-28 14:13:59
    Parody? Maybe. Set-up? Naah... by swisscheese2004-10-28 13:42:49
    Why unlikely? by tigermouse2004-10-28 13:34:16
      Ah, by fiordhraoi2004-10-28 13:34:58
    Are you the 'conspiracy guy'? by LurkerMo2004-10-28 13:32:48
      Nope, by fiordhraoi2004-10-28 13:42:24
        Some well-known, conservative/republican groups,.. by swisscheese2004-10-28 13:49:50
          Same thing by fiordhraoi2004-10-28 14:14:39
  Funny :D (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-10-28 13:26:03
  Argh, my eyes! by Arachnid2004-10-28 13:09:44
    heheh, we have a term for that kinda thing... by funky_monkey2004-10-28 13:11:03
      Strangely by Arachnid2004-10-28 13:15:12
        thats why i like the proxomitron by funky_monkey2004-10-28 13:17:54
  lol by funky_monkey2004-10-28 13:08:57
  Definitely a parody site. by vetitice2004-10-28 13:07:38
    the petitions *are* a give-away.... :-) . (n/t) by swisscheese2004-10-28 13:58:41
Nyyyarrrgghh... by sofaspud2004-10-28 12:58:20
  "Don't torture yourself Sofaspud... by adiplomat2004-10-28 13:09:56
    Stop reading my mind, adiplomat. by krikkert2004-10-28 14:37:41
Creepy online horror story by fiordhraoi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Someone with talent must be bored... by bytemedammit2004-10-28 16:16:23
Attn: Nolawitch by funky_monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  This is going to be rather involved and hopefully by NOLAWitch2004-10-28 15:59:05
    Clear as a bell. by funky_monkey2004-10-28 21:06:41
  And that isn't what she said. by Ravenlock2004-10-28 14:22:20
    depends on why you respect them by funky_monkey2004-10-28 14:56:07
      Fair enough - by Ravenlock2004-10-28 18:22:43
  Response forthcoming when I get home. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-10-28 13:20:37
    good enough for me by funky_monkey2004-10-28 13:21:19
Bad joke.... But hey... you like those, no? by Scirocco2004-10-28 12:46:05
  That was so bad, I had to grin. :) (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-10-28 13:37:47
  Speaking of bad jokes... by Master_Rahl222004-10-28 13:23:36
  Oh yeah... And -> attn: Math Geeks. :) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-10-28 12:57:56
  you're right... that is bad. and i liked it. (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-10-28 12:54:47
W**kplace Enviroment by nhlinux2004-10-28 12:44:43
  Refer to... by nhlinux2006-11-19 12:55:59
  absolutely (n/t) by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 13:15:43
  I've had jackhammers going outside my window... by Arachnid2004-10-28 13:14:11
    Depressing Office by nhlinux2004-10-28 13:23:15
      You get 7x5? Lucky <BLEEP>! by adiplomat2004-10-28 13:37:54
        spiff the place up... by scragman2004-10-28 14:01:36
          Camoflage Netting by nhlinux2004-10-28 14:04:54
        4 desks in a 20x20 here by funky_monkey2004-10-28 13:44:11
      dilbert's offices look pretty nice though... by funky_monkey2004-10-28 13:27:03
        You can tell what Dilbert's office looks like? by kelli2172004-10-28 13:54:04
          the series on comedy central (n/t) by funky_monkey2004-10-28 14:51:05
  It certainly does. by Nea2004-10-28 13:04:48
  of course. by funky_monkey2004-10-28 13:02:17
  So the dot-coms had something right? by nhlinux2004-10-28 12:57:22
  No doubt about it. by Khaar2004-10-28 12:55:38
    The thought by local management is.. by nhlinux2004-10-28 12:58:58
      PHB on the job (n/t) by Hieraco2004-10-28 13:32:29
      lol by funky_monkey2004-10-28 13:05:28
  Absolutely (n/t) by thread_killer2004-10-28 12:48:48
Unbored me. by dodrian2004-10-28 12:11:34
  KoL, of course! by Arman X2006-11-19 12:23:33
  for multiplayer lan fun... by scragman2004-10-28 12:15:25
    Reviews don't tell you anything. by skippy-ish_guy2004-10-28 12:19:32
      eh... by scragman2004-10-28 12:38:21
    I tried the singleplayer demo. by McNutcase2004-10-28 12:17:53
      kewl... by scragman2004-10-28 12:40:39
        On release now... by McNutcase2004-10-28 12:50:18
          they sell em seperate over here... by scragman2004-10-28 13:17:46
            It's an expansion. You need CoD for it. by McNutcase2004-10-28 13:20:42
              yeah, I've got CoD... by scragman2004-10-28 13:32:35
                WHAT? by McNutcase2004-10-28 13:36:51
                  I probably can... by scragman2004-10-28 13:42:20
                    Wally world wants $60 total for both... by scragman2004-10-28 13:46:59
                um...not got, but had, had the CDs... (n/t) by scragman2004-10-28 13:36:09
                  Yeah, I get you. by McNutcase2004-10-28 13:40:37
                    that finger is good as dead... by scragman2004-10-28 13:43:29
  W:ET (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-10-28 12:13:43
  W:ET? :) But also... by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    W:ET? by Master_Rahl222004-10-28 13:31:27
      Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory (n/t) by kelli2172004-10-28 13:55:34
      Wolfenstien: Enemy Territory by scragman2004-10-28 13:50:45
    I should add that I'm on 800mhz iBook by dodrian2004-10-28 12:18:31
      Ahh... Then I'll recommend Heli Attack 2. by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Yeah, Heli Attack 2 is a good one. by dodrian2004-10-28 12:28:01
          Oooh, I like Motherload. by dodrian2004-10-28 12:45:50
            Have fun. :) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-10-28 12:48:33
first post from Suse 9.1 !!! by out2lunch2004-10-28 12:05:36
  SuSE r0x! (n/t) by nhlinux2004-10-28 14:18:08
  NOOO! KILLIT! 'TIS AN ABOMINATION!!! by Voltigeur2004-10-28 14:07:01
  I think Linux is a fun experience. by skippy-ish_guy2004-10-28 12:27:15
  #42d post from Suse 9.1 ? by Cokish2004-10-28 12:21:45
  Hmmm, by dodrian2004-10-28 12:08:27
    gimmee a break. its called fun. give it a try. (n/t) by out2lunch2004-10-28 12:09:16
      :-) by dodrian2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What's it like? by microchip2004-10-28 12:07:30
    KDE is improved by thread_killer2004-10-28 12:52:39
    my first use of Suse so I dont know (n/t) by out2lunch2004-10-28 12:08:14
  so when ya gonna get a real distro? (n/t) by EvilPsychoI3oy2004-10-28 12:07:18
    i plan on installing gentoo next (n/t) by out2lunch2004-10-28 12:08:37
Celebrity Cypher by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 11:56:17
  Took a couple minutes. by AG_wyvern2004-10-28 12:41:02
  With a face like that... by nin_man2004-10-28 12:36:36
  just solved but there is a typo in there by Fandango2004-10-28 12:25:53
    doh, you're right by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 12:28:16
      woah by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 12:29:51
Program question (not programming) by jmartinASSE2004-10-28 11:55:20
  It didn't affect me - but I uninstalled by dire_lobo2004-10-28 12:59:37
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moderated: not FYOS-safe (n/t) by Nea2004-10-28 13:01:02
  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 11:52:32
  That's gonna get modded. by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-28 11:47:42
    Well, pooh! by Morely2004-10-28 11:49:01
      A link to a link still breaks the rules. by dodrian2004-10-28 11:52:45
        So is this one content-moddable? by Morely2004-10-28 11:58:18
          If it is the one I'm thinking of by shorty822004-10-28 12:28:51
            It is. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-10-28 12:52:34
        So a link to a link by Liava2004-10-28 11:55:08
          Illiad's posted naughties that way by tigermouse2004-10-28 11:56:30
            It's all just a technicality by Liava2004-10-28 12:05:53
              Um, well... by tigermouse2004-10-28 12:17:34
      What KS said yesterday was by tigermouse2004-10-28 11:51:39
      It's just like censorship anywhere... by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-28 11:51:09
        Yahbut by Morely2004-10-28 11:54:28
          Not the hosting service's rule, Illiad's. by kelli2172004-10-28 14:09:28
Invoke Sieldan by P.Buttercup2004-10-28 11:38:46
Behold Farfalla the Oppressor! by farfalla2004-10-28 11:29:17
  So You're the reason Zoo Tycoon 2 is late!!! by DesertRat662004-10-28 12:31:16
"Why not take Modern Physics?" by DaNutBall2004-10-28 11:23:14
  You know, there's another definition by Morely2004-10-28 11:47:47
    I love physics! by dodrian2004-10-28 12:17:07
      ok.... that subscript....*shudder* by LeiraHoward2004-10-28 13:29:51
        Exactly! by dodrian2004-10-28 14:25:37
          I have a little scratchpad app... by McNutcase2004-10-28 15:04:54
  8 A.M.? The horror!!! by thread_killer2004-10-28 11:43:44
    by 8 ive usualy laid about 150 brick by joecrouse2004-10-28 16:21:43
    You've got it in for me today don't you? (n/t) by thread_killer2004-10-28 13:37:26
      I'm assuming that was a reply to me that by adiplomat2004-10-28 13:51:24
      I do? (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-10-28 13:50:28
    And you've walked 40 miles... by adiplomat2004-10-28 13:17:21
  Nonono, you don't understand by Control2004-10-28 11:29:36
    ROFLMFAO! by DaNutBall2004-10-28 13:29:25
    Or if the subject matter is moving by binkley2004-10-28 11:43:11
    LOL (n/t) by Llyr2004-10-28 11:30:51
Oh no! The Llama Song has gone away! by williamashbless2004-10-28 11:21:52
  Here's one by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I.. uh... am a little deficient in Java. by williamashbless2004-10-28 11:53:37
What the craaaaaaaaaap by Llyr2004-10-28 11:20:24
  Email by Llyr2004-10-28 11:39:58
  ArrayList<String> - in 1.4.2? by karaken122004-10-28 11:25:25
    Oh. Bah. by Llyr2004-10-28 11:26:49
  Generics is in 1.5 by monika_krug2004-10-28 11:24:50
    Bah. Thanks. (n/t) by Llyr2004-10-28 11:27:17
RE: Code Bloating by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-28 11:11:08
  How come by carl522004-10-28 14:31:20
    It's Java, silly. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-28 15:49:08
  Well it's a start... by dodrian2006-11-19 12:55:59
    that's cheating. by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-28 12:09:37
      I am *adding* something. by dodrian2004-10-28 12:24:09
    well, even without the pre tags by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 11:58:43
      Hehehehe by dodrian2004-10-28 12:01:52
  I'm amused, but where did this come from? (n/t) by williamashbless2004-10-28 11:18:32
    Look waaay down at the bottom of the board. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-28 11:44:52
    SCO of course... doesn't all software? (n/t) by Slacktime2004-10-28 11:19:35
J.D....that's just not fair... by EhreVerriet2004-10-28 11:01:22
  ooOOOoooh.... Get you! (n/t) by Jeff_UK2004-10-28 11:06:30
  The mmmMMAAsterrrr wwwwoulddnn't apPPROve </torgo> by YakkoWarner2004-10-28 11:05:32
    I always thought you were supposed to judge a man by Liava2004-10-28 12:09:19
      Then there's... by adiplomat2004-10-28 13:19:30
Office Music Problem by papaloco2004-10-28 10:43:47
  My brother suggests by joecrouse2004-10-28 16:40:51
  office music revenge by joecrouse2004-10-28 16:32:05
    Sorry that was my older brother (n/t) by joecrouse2004-10-28 16:41:57
    or even ... by joecrouse2004-10-28 16:34:07
  Slim Whitman! Watch their heads asplode! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-10-28 13:59:46
  My two standard threats by zelda2004-10-28 13:42:24
  Nobody with guts and a firearm id forced by adiplomat2004-10-28 12:37:44
  Got speakers? by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Or this by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
    WARNING: Hamsterdance song. by nedludd2004-10-28 11:24:34
  Macaraina (n/t) by azander2004-10-28 11:22:00
  The Marvelous Breadfish! (n/t) by Llyr2004-10-28 11:04:35
  BADGERBADGERBADGER! by dodrian2004-10-28 10:53:36
    muahaha this is it! ;) (n/t) by papaloco2004-10-28 11:24:27
    Or... Magical Trevor by darkphoenix2004-10-28 10:55:10
  Anything by Radiohead by darkphoenix2004-10-28 10:52:04
  CHICKEN DANCE!!! by scragman2004-10-28 10:51:27
    nnnoooooooooooo! by AG_wyvern2004-10-28 10:54:46
  Country. Either Big&Rich or Hank, Jr. (n/t) by leistico2004-10-28 10:49:27
    Save a horse ride a cowboy! (n/t) by techi8702004-10-28 10:52:19
  See here. by retiqlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  POLKA! by kelli2172004-10-28 10:45:47
    no. this is not cruel enough. by papaloco2004-10-28 10:46:53
      Aqua -Barbie Girl (now that's evil) (n/t) by vampire2004-10-28 11:43:03
        im a barbie girl in a barbi world. by joecrouse2004-10-28 16:27:09
      The Llama Song, then. by kelli2172006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yo! by AG_wyvern2004-10-28 10:53:39
      ZAPPA - LOUD by dire_lobo2004-10-28 10:51:32
        Pretty much the whole 'Sheik Yerbouti' album by cencithomas2004-10-28 12:46:17
semi daily LOTGD posting by Nightwind2004-10-28 10:35:11
MadTV just had a half-way funny skit. by retiqlum22004-10-28 10:29:13
  that one is reserved... by EhreVerriet2004-10-28 10:42:10
    They also had Eric Idle singing a new song. by retiqlum22004-10-28 10:46:12
      I like the "FCC Song" better... by EhreVerriet2004-10-28 11:09:49
        I thought they were all bleeped? by YakkoWarner2004-10-28 11:17:26
          nothing is bleeped in the PythonOnline Version :) (n/t) by EhreVerriet2004-10-28 11:22:26
Attn: toxin by dire_lobo2004-10-28 10:23:49
*throws popcorn ball* (n/t) by Reddy2004-10-28 10:09:03
  *dodges popcorn ball, slips in pudding* by scragman2004-10-28 10:17:02
    *giggles* by Reddy2004-10-28 10:19:20
      *catches popcorn ball* by LeiraHoward2004-10-28 10:34:29
        *eats frisbee* by scragman2004-10-28 10:42:32
          *catches Dr Pepper* by Reddy2004-10-28 10:43:44
            heh...whoops... by scragman2004-10-28 10:50:23
              thank you by Reddy2004-10-28 11:14:36
  Wheee! Popcorn! by dodrian2004-10-28 10:14:03
    cool by Reddy2004-10-28 10:18:33
      Not around tomorrow!?!? by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Boys have surgery tomorrow by Reddy2004-10-28 10:42:12
          Blech... hope verything goes well for them by dire_lobo2004-10-28 10:48:41
            {{{Dire Lobo}}} by Reddy2004-10-28 11:12:37
          Getting them fixed? by Slacktime2004-10-28 10:44:58
            yes by Reddy2004-10-28 11:14:04
OMG OMG OMG!!!!111 JEFFK RETURNS!!!11 by DaNutBall2004-10-28 10:03:08
  LOLLLL EH'S BECOM A WIDEHEAD!!!111 (n/t) by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 11:00:11
  I ARE TEH WINNAR!!!!!!!1111111oneoneone!! (n/t) by Jeff_UK2004-10-28 10:53:59
In conjunction with the political threads by Slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A lot has to do with where you live by thread_killer2004-10-28 12:23:49
    remind me to never move to DC (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 12:26:06
      In all seriousness by thread_killer2004-10-28 12:42:06
  Max $? I wish! by Morely2004-10-28 11:52:34
  Reference Table from Census Bureau by Slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
    yeeesh by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 12:22:53
    I think the "rich" by rorajoey2004-10-28 12:12:38
    If I get enough posts by Slacktime2004-10-28 10:42:15
  My take by leistico2004-10-28 10:16:40
  I assume you mean Income by hyzenthlay2004-10-28 10:13:30
    hmmm... yes, correct assumption by Slacktime2004-10-28 10:17:41
  From Canada, eh? by LurkerMo2004-10-28 10:07:07
    Are those CAD? by kelli2172004-10-28 10:24:22
      They're CDN. by LurkerMo2004-10-28 14:44:14
    Nope Arizona by Slacktime2004-10-28 10:10:01
  My Guesses - US by Slacktime2004-10-28 10:00:41
  clarification, please... by leistico2004-10-28 10:00:13
    personal perceptions by Slacktime2004-10-28 10:02:16
Ufies with morals/scrupples help me by Chronos12004-10-28 09:42:16
  Post It ! by OlorinUF2004-10-28 10:32:06
  Mention that a gadget was found. by kelli2172004-10-28 10:26:43
  Err... Colonel Mustard, with the PDA, in the... by friareriner2004-10-28 10:14:58
  Hypothetical nothing! by Glytch782004-10-28 10:08:30
    OK, Chronos1! The "vacuum pump" by adiplomat2004-10-28 10:14:10
      It probably even has a registration card already by plblark2004-10-28 10:16:02
  Take into account that people could have been by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 09:59:04
    "We will have to do a DNA test" by aix tom2004-10-28 10:07:00
  You are grasping here by schwing12004-10-28 09:47:43
  Everyone's already said :) by McNutcase2004-10-28 09:47:17
  Mass email by varikin2004-10-28 09:47:07
  Mass email/note: by adiplomat2004-10-28 09:45:43
  Send vague email stating that an item was found by Sieldan2004-10-28 09:45:32
    Oh, and if there is a conflict by Sieldan2004-10-28 09:46:16
  Ask this question: by Illiad2004-10-28 09:44:25
    Best answer to the question. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-10-28 10:00:29
    Except for my not indicating the location, by adiplomat2004-10-28 09:47:00
      And yall think like me, poor yall! ;) (n/t) by Sieldan2004-10-28 09:47:37
    and if more than one person reply by dab2004-10-28 09:45:35
I wonder who proof-reads CNN.com headlines. by AG_wyvern2004-10-28 09:36:33
  CNN headlines by Jennifervg2004-10-28 11:23:38
    Let me clarify: I mean the links to the articles by AG_wyvern2004-10-28 11:30:04
  Read "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves" by phezult2004-10-28 10:14:10
root>man woman (n/t) by adiplomat2004-10-28 09:27:42
  >No "woman" found. Cancel, Abort, Retry? (n/t) by basher202004-10-28 11:09:57
  No manual entry for woman by HeyRef2004-10-28 11:01:17
    Sooo many comments... all gutter, by adiplomat2004-10-28 11:05:33
  $> (n/t) by adiplomat2004-10-28 10:08:01
  file not found (n/t) by scragman2004-10-28 10:01:32
  Out of memory error! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-10-28 09:36:27
    As Kickstart saves us from the gutter... by adiplomat2004-10-28 09:42:31
      Don't worry. by krikkert2004-10-28 09:50:18
    man segfaulted; error returned follows: by krikkert2004-10-28 09:38:34
  touch ? :) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-10-28 09:29:41
    finger ? :) (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-10-28 09:32:53
      unzip first... (n/t) by kelli2172004-10-28 10:29:18
        tar ? :) (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-10-28 11:22:45
    /etc/init.d/pmsd stop (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-28 09:30:10
/me needs a nap. by retiqlum22004-10-28 09:26:04
  sleep is for the weak! (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-10-28 09:59:04
  you, sir, SUCK! by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 09:27:39
    *pppbbbbbbbtttt* by retiqlum22004-10-28 09:32:09
      vvvvvvwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee FOOMWOOSHBOOM! by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 09:34:38
        see you on pyro's server at 5:00 EST by retiqlum22004-10-28 09:57:11
          I won't be home from work yet at that time by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 10:03:18
          Trying eh? by JerseyGirl2004-10-28 10:00:22
*mutter* by oot2004-10-28 09:16:47
  By now... by OlorinUF2004-10-28 10:41:47
    It's (b) by AG_wyvern2004-10-28 12:00:35
  If you want to tweak her by AG_wyvern2004-10-28 09:41:30
  Tell her there was a mail system delay. by phezult2004-10-28 09:18:40
    Better yet start sending her emails but have your by techi8702004-10-28 09:20:07
HTML quirkiness by rorajoey2004-10-28 09:11:01
  Bear in mind that if you do it that way... by Arachnid2004-10-28 11:50:45
    Good point...thanks. (n/t) by rorajoey2004-10-28 12:22:55
  For some ideas you can look at my by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ah, good.. by rorajoey2004-10-28 11:49:59
  Thanks aix_tom.. by rorajoey2004-10-28 09:33:16
  MODS! double post (n/t) by dab2004-10-28 09:12:22
    On a post about HTML quirkiness, no less! :+) (n/t by adiplomat2004-10-28 09:14:28
<Deleted><Deleted>2004-10-28 09:22:10
  Maybe it's .... by aix tom2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-10-28 09:22:27
Futons and futon covers by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 08:46:33
  Wal-mart sells the whole thing by Reddy2004-10-28 10:11:16
  there is a company that makes covers by JerseyGirl2004-10-28 09:12:30
    Linky by JerseyGirl2006-11-19 12:55:59
      thank you! (n/t) by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 09:26:09
US folks: Have you decided who YOU are voting for? by stonecoldsober2006-11-19 12:55:59
  <dts>Oooo now that's an objective site! by binkley2004-10-28 12:07:22
    Hmmm by binkley2004-10-28 12:09:10
  Already have; already voted :) (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-10-28 09:57:20
  Not only have I decided, by Nea2004-10-28 09:37:31
    Ditto here. Absentee ballots are wonderful things. by YakkoWarner2004-10-28 09:43:14
    I think we'd prefer to clone you :) (n/t) by Kickstart2004-10-28 09:38:31
      Only if by Nea2004-10-28 10:12:05
        Your clone would want the same thing, though. (n/t) by kelli2172004-10-28 10:30:38
          Yeah, but I was here first. by Nea2004-10-28 10:33:49
            Prove it, clone! :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2004-10-28 10:58:54
  Oh yeah by hyzenthlay2004-10-28 09:14:51
    I was also impressed by Slacktime2004-10-28 09:16:46
      It's pretty objective here by Egaeus2004-10-28 15:59:51
      </Sarcasm> by Slacktime2004-10-28 09:18:48
  Write-in: Jon Stewart :-p (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-10-28 09:09:23
  Yes, I have. by retiqlum22004-10-28 08:48:41
    *coughs* by JerseyGirl2004-10-28 09:16:35
      I should be working. by retiqlum22004-10-28 09:22:57
        Long distance service on S.O.'s phone is high by JerseyGirl2004-10-28 09:25:52
          Have you kids considered Skype? by YakkoWarner2004-10-28 09:38:34
    Yep, me too by Slacktime2004-10-28 09:03:47
      Yes, except for gridlock. by adiplomat2004-10-28 09:06:58
        You want gridlock by Slacktime2004-10-28 09:12:13
          I want it just opposite. by retiqlum22004-10-28 09:24:51
            I thought that's what I suggested... by Slacktime2004-10-28 09:31:14
    All things being equal, I'm voting for by leistico2004-10-28 09:02:07
      Excellent guitarist. :> by rorajoey2004-10-28 10:59:15
    I need to more to a saner place... like Nigeria! by adiplomat2004-10-28 08:56:01
      Hey, while you're there... by YakkoWarner2004-10-28 09:41:24
    Good on ya, mate! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-10-28 08:54:51
    You're crazy. Agh. (n/t) by Kickstart2004-10-28 08:50:02
      My vote, my decision. by retiqlum22004-10-28 09:02:05
        I agree with that... by Kickstart2004-10-28 09:10:38
          How can.... by vampire2006-11-19 12:55:59
            He's pretty much by binkley2004-10-28 12:29:54
          The other candidates look to be by BloodyViking2004-10-28 09:49:57
            Agreed. Thus, I ponder write in... (n/t) by vampire2004-10-28 10:42:24
          The only rich person in my family is my sister. by retiqlum22004-10-28 09:16:07
            I remember that '92 election too well. by leistico2004-10-28 09:56:03
              WTF are you talking about? by Egaeus2004-10-28 10:35:38
                If you are going to credit him with the boom by hyzenthlay2004-10-28 11:05:57
                  Why? by tigermouse2004-10-28 15:09:05
                    All right then by hyzenthlay2004-10-28 15:29:00
                      That's fine by tigermouse2004-10-28 15:47:47
                        Not just the President per se by leistico2004-10-28 16:05:28
                          So If Reagan had a Democratic Congress... by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Absolutely... by binkley2004-10-28 12:28:07
                    Clinton did deal with it by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Then why are people so accepting by Kickstart2004-10-28 13:56:30
                      What people? by hyzenthlay2004-10-28 14:12:20
              So I wasn't the only one then. by retiqlum22004-10-28 10:03:14
                I don't like Clinton either. by rorajoey2004-10-28 10:56:20
                  News for you: by retiqlum22004-10-28 11:56:59
                    They Do hate us because the US supports Israel. by BloodyViking2004-10-28 12:16:04
                      But they also hate by hyzenthlay2004-10-28 12:30:13
            Maybe your sister it seems... by JerseyGirl2004-10-28 09:24:03
              You need to be careful there by Slacktime2004-10-28 09:29:15
                Yeah right. The only ones I have heard saying by buddha2004-10-28 10:09:21
                heh, dems think I'm middle class? by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 09:30:17
                  all depends on what they want to "prove" by Slacktime2004-10-28 09:34:35
                    Do you have ears and/or eyes? by Egaeus2004-10-28 10:30:46
                      Really... by Slacktime2004-10-28 10:34:31
                        Yes, in the 2nd (?) debate he did exactly that. (n (n/t) by Kickstart2004-10-28 10:36:41
                          Yes, in response to an audience question (n/t) by Egaeus2004-10-28 10:39:09
                        Yes by Egaeus2004-10-28 10:36:16
                          Boy will that be a surprise then by Slacktime2004-10-28 10:40:31
                            Why would I know that? by tigermouse2004-10-28 15:02:08
                            You've just proven a couple things... by Kickstart2004-10-28 10:45:56
                              That's ok by Slacktime2004-10-28 10:55:36
                          You Trust a Campaign Promise? by BloodyViking2004-10-28 10:39:08
                            I answered the question by Egaeus2004-10-28 14:48:20
                    What do you base that on? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-10-28 09:37:01
                      Just political scare tactics. (n/t) by buddha2004-10-28 10:08:03
                        no ... experience by Slacktime2004-10-28 10:14:36
                      What has been done before by Slacktime2004-10-28 09:42:19
            But what do you base liking him as president on? by Kickstart2004-10-28 09:21:09
              It's the economy (stupid) by altordwm2004-10-28 13:46:12
                Thank you... by binkley2004-10-28 14:03:46
              I respectfully disagree. by adiplomat2004-10-28 09:32:21
I'm a-wastin' away, fellow UFies! by adiplomat2004-10-28 08:45:31
  Bravo! by Ravenlock2004-10-28 14:41:43
  {{{Adiplomat}}} by Reddy2004-10-28 11:20:44
  Well, I think I found your 10lbs...*sigh* (n/t) by lab rat2004-10-28 10:27:45
  Cheers! by tigermouse2004-10-28 09:02:42
    I'd like to! 10 years ago, I moved from by adiplomat2004-10-28 09:09:15
      it was the chile! (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-10-28 09:46:58
  Try getting a UPPP. by retiqlum22004-10-28 09:00:24
    Not me, you wouldn't. CINNAMON borders by adiplomat2004-10-28 09:05:31
  care to share your secret? by emlaabs2004-10-28 08:55:03
    My secret? Sex. Lots and lotsa sex. by dire_lobo2004-10-28 08:58:53
    Wish I knew, 'cause I'd be rich, Rich, RICH!!! (n/ (n/t) by adiplomat2004-10-28 08:57:20
  Rock on! by leistico2004-10-28 08:52:37
  Well done you!! (n/t) by syren2004-10-28 08:48:12
  *whistle* YAHOO!!! YAY!!! Bravo!!! by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 08:47:07
How much of a mutt are you? by retiqlum22004-10-28 08:39:42
  100% American by voxwoman2004-10-28 17:19:01
  my index finger is white by gibuu2004-10-28 16:53:20
  100 percent american by joecrouse2004-10-28 16:51:47
  how far back do you look for this stuff? by niwikki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Northern European mutt... by Anonymous Freak2004-10-28 12:54:44
  I'm not much of a mutt by DesertRat662004-10-28 12:23:13
  *blink* by AshyRaine2004-10-28 11:05:21
  Biologically 100% UKian by Jeff_UK2004-10-28 10:50:08
  75% Armenian by lucidpsyche2004-10-28 09:32:47
  100% German (unless the family is hiding something by NOLAWitch2004-10-28 09:25:39
    Du bist Deutsch? Wunderbar! by adiplomat2004-10-28 09:40:36
  Pan-European mongrel child by farfalla2004-10-28 09:21:16
    Fellow Ukrainian! by zelda2004-10-28 13:58:16
      Fellow Cornish! by McNutcase2004-10-28 15:16:07
        ??? by zelda2004-10-28 15:43:48
  Also not certain of percentages... by carthax2004-10-28 09:18:41
  I don't know the percentages... by scragman2004-10-28 09:15:18
  Mutt, not 100% certain by oot2004-10-28 09:08:38
    Hmmm... that suggests to me that you do. by McNutcase2004-10-28 09:11:52
      No racism by oot2004-10-28 09:19:26
        Ah, OK. by McNutcase2004-10-28 09:20:41
  no idea on percentages by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 09:06:25
    Surnames appearing in my lineage include by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 09:16:22
      I have a surname in my lineage you might know.. by McNutcase2004-10-28 09:19:31
        heh, cool by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 09:26:34
          Try this one: by adiplomat2004-10-28 09:38:37
          ah yes... I knew a guy like that... by McNutcase2004-10-28 09:29:00
  Moi by AG_wyvern2004-10-28 09:05:48
  Officially: 100% German by adiplomat2004-10-28 09:02:31
  Normal mutt: by esbita2004-10-28 09:02:25
    Unfortunate? by retiqlum22004-10-28 09:09:50
      It's the fair skin that I curse... by esbita2004-10-28 11:53:53
        {{{Esbita}}} by Reddy2004-10-28 11:59:18
          I keep mine long... by esbita2004-10-28 12:09:41
  OK... by McNutcase2004-10-28 08:56:14
  50% German, 50% Italian, 100% American (n/t) by HeyRef2004-10-28 08:54:18
  Alright by Kickstart2004-10-28 08:53:49
    53.268656723421123 by retiqlum22004-10-28 09:03:55
    Just now and Zen, eh? (n/t) by adiplomat2004-10-28 09:00:01
  Pretty big mutt... by thread_killer2004-10-28 08:48:59
    The Author of Mary Had A Little Lamb by retiqlum22004-10-28 08:57:10
      That would be a Massachusetts one by thread_killer2004-10-28 11:14:56
  I'm a UK Mutt... by foredeck2004-10-28 08:47:23
    My Scottish is... by retiqlum22004-10-28 08:51:41
      Mine is Buchanan (n/t) by thread_killer2004-10-28 08:54:22
      Means something like: by adiplomat2004-10-28 08:53:59
        Actually... by retiqlum22004-10-28 09:06:10
          No comment on the 2nd part? :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2004-10-28 09:10:37
  Sounds like a real American... by adiplomat2004-10-28 08:42:51
Not a good way to start the morning. by techi8702004-10-28 08:26:41
  {{{Techi870}}} (n/t) by TechisSO2004-10-28 08:55:28
Good Day, Project readers. by TRI_readers2004-10-28 08:24:42
  I'll start reading today. by Spud312004-10-28 08:37:17
  More chapters please. by McGowan2004-10-28 08:30:51
    Where did I leave you hanging? (n/t) by TRI_readers2004-10-28 08:50:02
    <AOL>Me too!</AOL> (n/t) by salix2004-10-28 08:39:37
  Sorry I haven't gotten back to you. by retiqlum22004-10-28 08:27:44
    BTW: I have started reading. by retiqlum22004-10-28 08:47:22
      Oh this one will be published, by TRI_readers2004-10-28 08:49:31
        I absolutely ask you to publish! by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 10:08:14
ny UK UFies comming to the US? by Ubergeek22006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ummm Currency Conversion.... by foredeck2004-10-28 08:16:32
    but it's NOT $150.00 by Ubergeek22004-10-28 08:18:22
  I got something similar (but not quite as fancy) by dire_lobo2004-10-28 08:15:15
    How Much? by Ubergeek22004-10-28 08:20:06
      it was reasonable - 30 or 40 USD, (no remote) by dire_lobo2004-10-28 08:31:29
  Got a PAL TV? (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 08:14:40
    ooh, good point - just like the one on the by dire_lobo2004-10-28 08:18:04
  Any UK UFies..* (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-10-28 08:11:58
WHAT is it with Florida??? by bastetsmuse2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Say what you will... by GigiNYC2004-10-28 16:05:28
  Jimmy Carter's Open Letter re Florida election... by swisscheese2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Y'know... by nin_man2004-10-28 08:09:04
    when I first got MY Florida absentee ballot, by dire_lobo2004-10-28 08:12:42
      As long as you voted for the right guy. ;) by nin_man2004-10-28 08:13:50
        I dunno - I'm more of a capitalist than by dire_lobo2004-10-28 08:16:58
          Got any left to sell? by oot2004-10-28 09:12:17
            You're not old enough... so the price is higher. by dire_lobo2004-10-28 09:50:04
              You went over your macaroni minutes. :> (n/t) by rorajoey2004-10-28 11:04:30
ATTN: shorty82 by dire_lobo2004-10-28 08:04:16
  Haven't heard yet today. (n/t) by shorty822004-10-28 09:06:18
    keep us posted... by dire_lobo2004-10-28 11:06:02
System Imaging question by phezult2004-10-28 08:04:15
  </lurk>Boot Knoppix from CD and use 'dd'<lurk> by HadEnuf2004-10-28 10:57:03
  I use Drive Image - by Power Quest by ChuckAB2004-10-28 10:23:30
  Sorry, that should read "...FOR all my sites." (n/t) by DShade2004-10-28 08:56:32
  I use the latest GHOST from all my sites. (n/t) by DShade2004-10-28 08:55:46
    Ghost saves me tons of time. Just finished using by techi8702004-10-28 09:51:56
      Good to know. Sometimes Norton hinders more than by phezult2004-10-28 10:16:10
  I use Drive Snapshot - trialware, 39 euros by divinar22006-11-19 12:55:59
are consoles(?) basically the same across distros? by out2lunch2004-10-28 07:47:55
  yes, almost all use the bash shell (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 07:54:55
  Window managers are basically the same... by McNutcase2004-10-28 07:53:08
    Heh. by Voltigeur2004-10-28 08:42:27
      WTF?!?!?! by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 09:33:05
    where can i find these managers? by out2lunch2004-10-28 07:57:06
      Try this one by thread_killer2006-11-19 12:55:59
        You can use GNOME if you like by MaW2004-10-28 08:39:04
Brain is cramping by airborneric2004-10-28 07:42:25
  havin zee caffeen, put a project of two in a drawe by dire_lobo2004-10-28 07:58:15
    seriously, hope you feel better soon! (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-10-28 07:58:52
      seriously, I hope if figure out the difference by dire_lobo2004-10-28 08:20:55
        seriously, I hope I fugure out the difference by dire_lobo2004-10-28 08:33:35
          next? by dire_lobo2004-10-28 08:34:24
            Walking talking endorsement of Naruki's Law. (n/t) by kelli2172004-10-28 10:18:36
              walking yes, but if typing is an indication of by dire_lobo2004-10-28 11:06:54
Kerry advisor: "I don't know the truth" by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  From Kickstart's response... by kelli2172006-11-19 12:55:59
    Note the date on that by hyzenthlay2004-10-28 09:42:23
      Read the article carefully. by kelli2172004-10-28 10:17:18
        Read the other articles by hyzenthlay2004-10-28 11:25:19
          It's even better than that by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
            As one of the people... by Ravenlock2004-10-28 14:44:55
  So...you said you were only sorta back by Kickstart2004-10-28 08:56:10
    I am only sorta back by DesertRat662004-10-28 10:02:06
      Does that mean you'll be participating more than by Kickstart2004-10-28 10:37:57
        When I have time by DesertRat662004-10-28 11:38:23
    Sorry DR, but KS has a point here. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-10-28 09:18:46
  Also from that interview with Dana Lewis by buddha2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I keep reading that atomic authority as IKEA (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 08:07:46
    dats because IKEA is da BOMB! ;-) (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-10-28 08:19:11
    Me too. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-10-28 08:12:22
  Ha! I got one right for a change! by retiqlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  All politics aside, there is just something by dire_lobo2004-10-28 07:55:41
    I noticed that too. by retiqlum22004-10-28 08:02:46
  I thought you weren't doing these anymore. by nin_man2004-10-28 07:50:03
    Be fair. by retiqlum22004-10-28 08:04:01
  Answer to subject line only: by adiplomat2004-10-28 07:44:13
    And that would be why you're by z1root2004-10-28 11:23:42
What... is my school... thinking? by Giranan2004-10-28 07:39:35
  A school here just got one of those. by YakkoWarner2004-10-28 08:53:00
    heh, interesting factoid bout signs in CO by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 09:44:18
      GIant TVs around here, too. by Anonymous Freak2004-10-28 14:03:24
        There's a small one at the Arizona State Fair... by carl522004-10-28 14:59:26
  thinking? what's that thinking? ;-) by chaotic2004-10-28 07:49:10
    no thinking by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 08:02:20
      and they borrowed it from me... by dire_lobo2004-10-28 08:05:45
        Useless, or used less? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-10-28 08:53:48
  Really! And even if they DID want to be kept up by hadji2004-10-28 07:45:39
  it's a $200.00 pc and ..... by PaulDriver2004-10-28 07:45:26
    It's my understanding that we have those already. by Giranan2004-10-28 07:48:27
Anyone have any experience writing surveys? by TechisSO2004-10-28 07:35:49
  Read the BOFH story on surveys... by splat_ed2004-10-28 08:20:04
  My experience by lorediehl2004-10-28 07:45:32
  Surveys often by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 07:43:24
    This is the only yes/no question by TechisSO2004-10-28 07:52:51
      That's because it's phrased as an absolute. by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 08:01:18
  I get tons of surveys. by nin_man2004-10-28 07:41:46
UFipundit by altordwm2004-10-28 07:33:57
  You haven't driven through Arkansas recently by Egaeus2004-10-28 15:31:30
  There is a chance of PA going for Bush. by retiqlum22004-10-28 08:11:18
    I find it more likely that Hawaii will go to Bush by altordwm2004-10-28 12:59:40
  I'll sleep as well as I ever do... by adiplomat2004-10-28 07:38:23
I am SUCH a good mommy by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 07:33:32
  Only if you took pictures too :) (n/t) by vampire2004-10-28 08:03:08
    I did! I did take pictures by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 08:09:05
      You're such a good mommy. :) (n/t) by vampire2004-10-28 10:46:55
      Give us the pictures! (n/t) by retiqlum22004-10-28 08:30:57
Using a French Press for the first time... by esbita2004-10-28 07:28:11
  Those make good coffee by Spudd862004-10-28 07:36:24
  BOIL the water afore you pour it into the press (n (n/t) by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 07:34:03
    Let it stand for 3 mins after boiling by treehugger2004-10-28 08:01:39
    I read afore as after, not before :-) (n/t) by plblark2004-10-28 07:42:52
  Coffee. Hot water. Lid. Wait 4 mins. Press. by vetitice2004-10-28 07:30:23
    remember: grind the coffee a bit coarse by plblark2004-10-28 07:34:07
      What I got was pretty strong... by esbita2004-10-28 07:36:45
        how long did you let it sit? (n/t) by Spudd862004-10-28 07:40:08
          Time is illusory... by esbita2004-10-28 08:08:01
            Lunch time doubly so. (n/t) by rorajoey2004-10-28 11:16:13
            Hmmmmm...... by Spudd862004-10-28 08:18:15
  Better for you to call it a FREEDOM press by thread_killer2004-10-28 07:29:29
This is MY day by Spisefisken2004-10-28 07:23:43
  Tip en tolver! :-) (n/t) by LurkerMo2004-10-28 09:16:37
    Huh? by Spisefisken2004-10-28 13:07:16
  Can I rub your belly for luck? (n/t) by divinar22004-10-28 08:20:21
  Fan-freaking-tastic. by retiqlum22004-10-28 07:43:12
  Update: by Spisefisken2004-10-28 07:37:15
    Update2: by Spisefisken2004-10-28 13:32:54
  Wow, that is an awesome day, Good Luck (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-10-28 07:32:36
  Carpe diem! (n/t) by airborneric2004-10-28 07:31:31
    Jeez I hope that is the right phrase! (n/t) by airborneric2004-10-28 07:31:51
      If you meant "Sieze the day" it is by thread_killer2004-10-28 07:34:00
        I would prefer to "Seize the day", because by adiplomat2004-10-28 07:42:30
          I know what 'sieze the cow' results in. by retiqlum22004-10-28 07:46:16
            don't spill it (n/t) by vampire2004-10-28 08:04:47
              I did. *cries* (n/t) by retiqlum22004-10-28 08:17:02
  Good for you! (n/t) by thread_killer2004-10-28 07:25:33
Mail merge problem by monika_krug2004-10-28 07:21:17
  I have no idea if this works, but ... by Lildragon2004-10-28 07:51:50
    Multiple data source are still not possible by monika_krug2004-10-28 08:32:22
MIET by Myke2004-10-28 07:18:33
  I'm not awake either by Spudd862004-10-28 07:28:47
  Yeah, that fourth octet is a hard one to reach by thread_killer2004-10-28 07:26:55
Brain respiration by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  go read by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 08:04:01
*blink* When did Canada get it's own DHS equiv.? by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Point: Not a citizen, came here as a refugee by toxin2004-10-28 07:16:31
    I agree with you fully. by theanomaly2004-10-28 07:38:52
      The delay is entirely legal system related. by toxin2004-10-28 07:53:40
        Sorry for the long delay getting back by theanomaly2004-10-28 15:11:06
        CSIS is not always a reliable source of info by swisscheese2004-10-28 14:35:52
          Never knew that about Farley. by theanomaly2004-10-28 15:12:51
    Very well stated. by retiqlum22004-10-28 07:24:13
    The way to do it is to give them one shot in by Spudd862004-10-28 07:23:04
How desperate do they think I am? by mcGowan2004-10-28 06:55:50
  Don't ever ask... by GigiNYC2004-10-28 15:44:24
  Is delivery a tipped position? by evilsysadmin2004-10-28 07:18:32
    When I was waiting tables... by retiqlum22004-10-28 07:33:21
      its £1.10 in Limey (n/t) by McGowan2004-10-28 07:51:07
        Great way to defuse my joke. by retiqlum22004-10-28 08:15:44
          Oh right ok. Sorry. by McGowan2004-10-28 08:20:09
  What is minimum wage over there? by MatthewDBA2004-10-28 07:06:10
    £4.85/hour - I just checked by foredeck2004-10-28 07:21:34
      o.O by oot2004-10-28 07:28:29
        Nyet, no typo... by foredeck2004-10-28 07:52:49
        Considering the discussions we've had by MatthewDBA2004-10-28 07:44:18
    It is kind of relative. by McGowan2004-10-28 07:11:58
      Raising minimum wage does not really help anyone.. by evilsysadmin2004-10-28 07:19:48
  Oh and on another note. by mcGowan2004-10-28 06:57:03
    Erm... for grad students, maybe? (n/t) by adiplomat2004-10-28 06:59:05
      Maybe, by McGowan2004-10-28 07:04:03
*walks slowly in circles mumbling to himself* by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 06:50:49
  Got an empty container handy? by oot2004-10-28 07:16:27
    i'm trying to figure how.. by Nightwind2004-10-28 17:37:38
      Oh, and... by oot2004-10-28 19:00:03
        Warning: parent post is disgusting (n/t) by oot2004-10-28 19:00:24
      I'm not nearly as sheltered as you think by oot2004-10-28 18:54:00
    eww, no by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 07:56:58
  Tie it in a knot (n/t) by thread_killer2004-10-28 06:59:04
    Tie it in a bow (n/t) by theanomaly2004-10-28 07:14:05
      throw it o'er your shoulder (n/t) by kelli2172004-10-28 09:22:47
        like a continental soldier... (n/t) by LeiraHoward2004-10-28 10:32:53
  training training training training training by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 06:55:46
Att: Illiad by Spisefisken2004-10-28 06:45:35
  For a moment there, I was trying to figure out by hadji2004-10-28 07:25:48
    Which was it then? by Spisefisken2004-10-28 08:01:07
      Couldn't quite figure it out. :-( (n/t) by hadji2004-10-28 15:29:43
  Probably US Letter format, not A4 by foredeck2004-10-28 06:49:53
  It's not commonly available in NA by Egaeus2004-10-28 06:48:21
The Reg on the US Election... by foredeck2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *Cough Cough* by dotCOMmie2004-10-28 09:14:33
    They are hand named. by McNutcase2004-10-28 09:25:44
  And here's the Official Reason by foredeck2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Bull. Kerry's site is alot more secure and AFAIK by shorty822004-10-28 09:25:46
    Lets be fair. by McGowan2004-10-28 07:07:35
      Why bother being fair? by foredeck2004-10-28 07:12:29
        You don't actually expect the POTUS to be coding? by retiqlum22004-10-28 07:30:31
          No, I don't... by foredeck2004-10-28 07:55:26
            Correction noted. by retiqlum22004-10-28 08:26:00
          No, it can't by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Where have all the ballot papers gone in Florida? by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Once again I am nauseated by thread_killer2004-10-28 06:53:16
      Answer to the question in your diary: by adiplomat2004-10-28 06:57:51
        Nah...I'm pretty hard to offend by thread_killer2004-10-28 07:00:47
          Well, the "breath mint" section was my main by adiplomat2004-10-28 07:07:04
            I used to work with this guy by thread_killer2004-10-28 07:13:02
    Checks the post... by foredeck2004-10-28 06:34:43
      depends, are they transparent and caching? by PsychoI3oy2004-10-28 06:35:50
        Nope, but they could get the candidate of your cho by foredeck2006-11-19 12:55:59
INBOX: Seven Dwarfs of Menopause by DesertRat662004-10-28 06:19:56
  Does that mean I'm in menopause ? by Cokish2004-10-28 07:09:04
    Possible by DesertRat662004-10-28 07:43:14
      After she had you ? by Cokish2004-10-28 07:50:27
        After by DesertRat662004-10-28 13:14:20
    Yes. (n/t) by monika_krug2004-10-28 07:23:18
      ah. (n/t) by Cokish2004-10-28 07:50:50
  And that's different how? (n/t) by retiqlum22004-10-28 06:52:17
  Sounds like PMT to me! (n/t) by foredeck2004-10-28 06:26:39
  Those aren't restricted to menopause! (n/t) by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 06:23:27
    *Quickly stifles desire to post* by Slacktime2004-10-28 07:26:01
      *doesn't hunt for cluebat* by treehugger2004-10-28 08:03:24
Folding@Home: Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
UCAS & Universities by darkphoenix2004-10-28 05:13:55
  If you don't mind being far from everything. by McGowan2004-10-28 07:06:00
I got my UF Minion Membership Card Today! (n/t) by cmantito2004-10-28 05:07:14
Attn: chaotic + UFies in reach of Berlin - BUM by roger G. rapid2006-11-19 12:55:59
Gmail post by gmailthread2006-11-19 12:55:59
I hate my job! by diGriz2004-10-28 03:03:41
  {{{diGriz}}} by chaotic2004-10-28 07:41:15
  Try SAP by monika_krug2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sounds familiar... by Wluut2004-10-28 06:49:04
  Adding a note by diGriz2004-10-28 06:21:55
  I know what you mean by DesertRat662004-10-28 06:14:15
    Good luck! (n/t) by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 10:47:10
  FWIW im in much of the same position by fireballmatt2004-10-28 05:52:58
  {{{DiGriz}}} by Reddy2004-10-28 05:15:00
    The sign simply says "No!" by diGriz2004-10-28 05:36:27
      Write the sign by Reddy2004-10-28 05:45:20
        This sounds like a good idea... by diGriz2004-10-28 05:50:44
  {{DiGriz}} I've been there; solution=strategy(mgr) by inittab2004-10-28 04:39:26
    I agree. by Khaar2004-10-28 06:24:38
  I'd pay you to do my Java coursework. by McGowan2004-10-28 04:32:08
  Do you have to work overtime? by Liava2004-10-28 04:28:54
    Seems to be an 10:15 day today... by diGriz2004-10-28 04:39:10
  {{{diGriz}}} by soerenjev2004-10-28 04:28:22
  You could apply by murphy2004-10-28 03:54:38
  {{{diGriz}}} (n/t) by Martyny2004-10-28 03:49:58
  {{{diGriz}}} by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 03:27:53
    It would be a 2 employees work... by diGriz2004-10-28 03:30:48
  {{{{{diGriz}}}}} by saminz2004-10-28 03:24:44
    Give up? by diGriz2004-10-28 03:32:53
      sure, definitely :-). by saminz2004-10-28 04:13:58
  You in the DC area? by thread_killer2004-10-28 03:18:53
    I'm more in the HH area by diGriz2004-10-28 03:26:33
      Hamburg? by thread_killer2004-10-28 03:58:20
        Wouldn't do it, tax problems by soerenjev2004-10-28 04:32:32
          Drink on board, then you don't bring into Germany. (n/t) by Bonzo2004-10-28 05:32:34
          Hey, you! by diGriz2004-10-28 04:37:14
            Not exactly by soerenjev2004-10-28 07:36:56
              Drop me a mail... by diGriz2004-10-28 07:49:37
                Ok by soerenjev2004-10-28 07:56:04
                  Hehe! by diGriz2004-10-28 07:59:32
Illiways, the cafe at the End of the Ufiverse by treehugger2004-10-28 02:01:57
  *check snacks card* by Cokish2004-10-28 07:52:57
    okay dude. Chew. Swallow. Don't choke. by treehugger2004-10-28 08:04:36
      Just had real diner by Cokish2004-10-28 12:26:21
  Hi by naqoyqatsi2004-10-28 03:37:36
    {{{nagoygatsi}}} by treehugger2004-10-28 03:41:02
    poor naqoyqatsi by dab2004-10-28 03:39:04
  Papers! by bastetsmuse2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *sorts papers* by treehugger2004-10-28 03:39:15
  The seafood sounds yummy! by Electric Storm2004-10-28 02:33:32
    *serves seafood* by dab2004-10-28 02:36:19
      UUUUUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmmm! by Electric Storm2004-10-28 02:42:00
        sweet dreams (n/t) by dab2004-10-28 02:46:06
  Hello. (n/t) by Didactylos2004-10-28 02:31:50
    *serves caramel macciato* by treehugger2004-10-28 02:38:54
      How well you know me. by Didactylos2004-10-28 03:11:34
        You always need more sleep by treehugger2004-10-28 03:36:24
  Good morning by noos2004-10-28 02:21:03
    *serves BAS* by treehugger2004-10-28 02:21:44
      Thanks by noos2004-10-28 02:28:52
        I'm glad work got sorted out by treehugger2004-10-28 02:30:33
          Well it's almost impossible to get me stressed by noos2004-10-28 02:41:10
            Come, see the mighty lions by treehugger2004-10-28 02:46:48
              There are *NO* lions in Trafalgar Square! by Voltigeur2006-11-19 12:55:59
              That really sounds attractive by noos2004-10-28 02:51:08
  {{{treehugger}}} by syren2004-10-28 02:19:49
    I'm sure there's some other reason for it by treehugger2004-10-28 02:21:01
      Probably. by syren2004-10-28 02:37:35
        *hugs quad* by treehugger2004-10-28 02:39:24
          Hehe by syren2004-10-28 02:57:44
            Look at her fly! by treehugger2004-10-28 02:59:36
              :) by syren2004-10-28 03:09:27
                I'm doing fine, by treehugger2004-10-28 03:35:11
                  Yeah me too. by syren2004-10-28 03:38:27
                    Going to see friends on Fri night by treehugger2004-10-28 03:39:47
                      Round the OH parents for dinner by syren2004-10-28 03:41:57
                        hm? chubby, red and with a handprint on? by treehugger2004-10-28 03:44:41
                          Lol :) by syren2004-10-28 03:53:05
                            Someone put it on a questionnaire once by treehugger2004-10-28 03:57:57
                              It happens. by syren2004-10-28 04:00:02
                                *places a fuzzy on syrens head* by treehugger2004-10-28 04:03:08
                                *Dances* by syren2004-10-28 04:38:13
                                *looks* by chaotic2004-10-28 04:42:33
  Yey treehugger. by Cokish2004-10-28 02:10:12
    Thanks petal, by treehugger2004-10-28 02:12:02
  {{{treehugger}}} by dab2004-10-28 02:08:02
    Can I serve you anything sir? by treehugger2004-10-28 02:09:00
      sorry - was eating dinner... by dab2004-10-28 02:35:40
        *makes a pot of tea* by treehugger2004-10-28 02:38:17
          thank you! by dab2004-10-28 02:39:54
  Todays Specials Board and Papers by dab2006-11-19 12:55:59
    the fresh seafood & the Ice cream by Reddy2004-10-28 05:26:15
      *serves Seafood* by treehugger2004-10-28 05:27:08
        {{{Treehugger}}} by Reddy2004-10-28 05:28:57
    OOPS.... by bastetsmuse2004-10-28 03:03:49
      So, trying to take away my customers hey? by dab2004-10-28 03:40:11
      No you're not by noos2004-10-28 03:07:21
    Hm, rhubarb & custard... by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 02:15:31
      and a wonderful good morning {{{all}}}! (n/t) by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 02:18:50
      Can I serve you with any beverage? by treehugger2004-10-28 02:16:48
        Soave blanco would be nice, thank you very much. by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 02:28:58
          *Serves beverage and fettucini* by treehugger2004-10-28 02:31:17
            *adds desserts to pile of plates on your table* by dab2004-10-28 02:39:16
              *oogles pile* Thank you both! by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 03:03:38
                "ogle" that is. And the wine is most delicious! (n/t) by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 03:05:52
                  would you like a mint? wafer thin ;) (n/t) by dab2004-10-28 03:35:41
                    *wakes up from food coma* by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 08:20:42
    That vegeratian meal looks food by Cokish2004-10-28 02:08:23
      G'morning by treehugger2004-10-28 02:09:53
        thanks ! by Cokish2004-10-28 02:12:26
          i was on a break - sorry the meal took so long :) by dab2004-10-28 02:38:15
Pocket PC WM2003 SE by Bonzo2004-10-28 01:04:39
  Maybe check the build version? by Didactylos2004-10-28 02:12:12
    My googling skills are low today.. by Bonzo2004-10-28 02:34:47
      Here: by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
        GREAT! by Bonzo2004-10-28 03:17:33
  No! The master says to buy something begining in i (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-10-28 01:17:17
    It runs on iPaqs... (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-28 01:17:54
      The Master is Satisfied: Oh Btw: by Jeff_UK2004-10-28 01:20:20
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
What does the "i" stand for anyways? (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-10-28 00:54:12
  It's a natural progression. by karaken122004-10-28 05:42:42
    And don't forget the O-face. (n/t) by jugulum2004-10-28 07:02:35
      How about by MatthewDBA2004-10-28 08:11:48
    nice.. (n/t) by Bonzo2004-10-28 06:02:26
  internet.. (isnt it?) (n/t) by Bonzo2004-10-28 01:00:22
    seems plausible... by sylencer2004-10-28 01:50:52
  "i" can print money?? (n/t) by syren2004-10-28 00:58:00
"I", is it? Does iPAQ count? (n/t) by Khaar2004-10-28 00:15:08
  does iRiver count? ;-) by chaotic2004-10-28 00:33:16
    I got one 2... by richlondoner2004-10-28 01:15:48
  I have an iPAQ router by synack2004-10-28 00:20:02
    To route iPAQuets? by foredeck2004-10-28 02:27:30
  indubitably. (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-28 00:18:14
I didn't realize he had a thing for Miranda. by AG_wyvern2004-10-28 00:12:26
  Well, bye then for the next 12 hours or so... :) (n/t) by Farmer2004-10-28 00:37:35
If your gonna drag the Master into this..... by PaulDriver2004-10-28 00:11:29
  The Master? by Master_Rahl222004-10-28 14:00:21
  Hmmm... Erwin as K9, Miranda as Sarah Jane... (n/t) by karaken122004-10-28 06:20:54
    AJ as Adrick, Stef as Turlough...(n/t) by SoylentGreen2004-10-28 07:46:04
  Would you like a jelly baby? (n/t) by kiroh2004-10-28 05:09:09
C+M? by Misel2004-10-28 00:11:05
  Computers + Microsoft by Bonzo2004-10-28 02:41:36
  Crud. by moddermonster2004-10-28 01:34:31
    I switch my opinion to AG_wyvern's - better Cobb by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 02:36:57
      Crud would by moddermonster2004-10-28 05:05:27
        Probably. *shudder* by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 08:09:12
  Cobb. (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-10-28 00:35:22
  That's what I asked mysel, too. by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 00:24:23
    s/mysel/myself/ -- Or is it the Chief? by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 00:37:28
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-10-28 00:10:02
Attn: Hadji by niwikki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And 4 years after William Shallert. by hadji2004-10-28 07:31:15
Lets play some bloat the code! by dodrian2004-10-28 00:07:56
  That doesn't have enough options!! Overload it!!! by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-28 10:37:10
  how long is your math class ? (n/t) by stacato2004-10-28 06:13:45
    Only an hour... by dodrian2004-10-28 09:28:47
  "past twenty lines"... LOL! (n/t) by Bonzo2004-10-28 05:26:41
  Do it OO by murphy2004-10-28 02:15:44
  How about some convulted code. by zombieengineer2004-10-28 02:04:43
  Bloat 1 by Arachnid2004-10-28 00:12:02
    Doesn't work with negative numbers by Alcyone2004-10-28 00:29:11
      Bloated even more by Alcyone2004-10-28 01:56:58
        Seems to round down by Alcyone2004-10-28 03:22:11
        u are sick by stacato2004-10-28 01:59:53
          I would really like to know... by Alcyone2004-10-28 02:07:16
            BlueJ doesn't like it. by McGowan2004-10-28 04:40:43
              It needs some wrapping to compile by Alcyone2004-10-28 10:25:39
            i am doing it off the head aswell by stacato2004-10-28 02:19:32
              Yep by Alcyone2004-10-28 03:25:35
                always liked the java errors by stacato2004-10-28 03:35:53
    bloat 2 by stacato2004-10-28 00:18:24
      Bloat 3 by Arachnid2004-10-28 00:25:46
        templates, we need templates by ToLazyToThink2004-10-28 01:00:45
          Aaargh, ars eats posts, does it? by moddermonster2004-10-28 04:04:28
            Yup, it does. by moddermonster2004-10-28 04:11:39
              Part Three by moddermonster2004-10-28 04:54:25
                nice ... by stacato2004-10-28 05:41:14
              Part Two by moddermonster2004-10-28 04:53:22
              Part One by moddermonster2004-10-28 04:51:49
              cool by stacato2004-10-28 04:33:17
          s/\(divideOne.*\)[(]/\1AndFloorIt(/ (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-10-28 01:11:13
          i am working on it, gimme a sec (n/t) by stacato2004-10-28 01:05:49
        bloat 4 by stacato2004-10-28 00:32:37
          bloat 5 with templates and casting by stacato2004-10-28 01:53:06
            correction by stacato2004-10-28 01:56:35
              if casting creates problems by stacato2004-10-28 02:05:15
      correction by stacato2004-10-28 00:21:11
        scratch this ... by stacato2004-10-28 00:23:13
  variable name is too short by Kickstart2004-10-28 00:09:53
    How about adding some more? by perchristian2004-10-28 00:13:19
      better? by MatthewDBA2004-10-28 06:16:05
Good Morning UFieverse! by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
Old photo caption contest by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hee! by nin_man2004-10-28 06:16:54
    No thanks to the FYOS rule. by nin_man2004-10-28 06:35:28
  We wouldn't have to... by perljammer2004-10-28 04:55:59
  Darling.. by Voltigeur2004-10-28 03:19:51
    Vote +1 (n/t) by Bonzo2004-10-28 05:33:31
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-10-28 00:01:48
Translations by Nea2004-10-28 00:01:03
  Greek (Unicode) by dandraka2004-10-29 00:40:19
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-10-28 00:11:12
  german / deutsch by stacato2004-10-28 00:01:33
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2004-10-28 03:29:39
    Hessisch by MrMagix2004-10-28 02:09:45
      Staubmaus by murphy2004-10-28 02:18:41
    Frankonian / Fränggisch by cbm642004-10-28 01:19:42
    by Farmer by Farmer2004-10-28 00:33:02
    berlinert by roger G. rapid2004-10-28 00:21:04
    by diGriz by diGriz2004-10-28 00:04:41
UF Tug Programming Competition by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Typing wildcards rather than tab completion (n/t) by archnerd2004-10-28 21:31:01
  none by voxwoman2004-10-28 17:22:14
  biting my nails by RunNeoRun2004-10-28 16:20:30
  Celibecy. It took nearly 20 years to quit, but by Hieraco2004-10-28 13:35:20
  Smoking. ten years and counting. (n/t) by LurkerMo2004-10-28 11:18:54
  Smoking. by Glytch782004-10-28 10:06:27
  Comfort eating (n/t) by moongoddess2004-10-28 08:04:23
  Hmmm... I tend to rip my bad habits, and keep by adiplomat2004-10-28 07:12:46
  Not trusting... by sstacks2004-10-28 06:47:46
  Biting my nails, sodas by VCA2004-10-28 04:52:04
    You bit sodas? by nin_man2004-10-28 07:51:26
  Working on quitting sodas, coffee, smoking by SnappingTurtle2004-10-28 03:19:57
  Heavy drinking... by McNutcase2004-10-28 03:17:56
  Serial Monogamy... (n/t) by foredeck2004-10-28 02:28:12
    I'd like that but I'm stuck on the 1st for 31 yrs (n/t) by tompaine2004-10-28 06:45:51
      Serialising them's ok by foredeck2004-10-28 06:55:35
  Voting! take a look at the past 8 years by Hieraco2004-10-28 01:58:24
  You don't want to know... by Alcyone2004-10-28 01:09:12
    My coke consumption by astro-g2004-10-28 03:15:19
      I did my reduction gradually by Alcyone2004-10-28 03:33:43
  Alcohol, not doing schoolwork, skipping class... by SuaveRedSalami2004-10-28 00:49:05
  tearing my fingernails by niwikki2004-10-28 00:35:36
  Biting my nails (n/t) by cuboci2004-10-28 00:13:24
  The one from by AG_wyvern2004-10-28 00:06:22
  Smoking since 6 years by ideur2004-10-28 00:04:31
    I misread that.... by vetitice2004-10-28 09:32:22
  Why should I break perfectly working bad habits ? (n/t) by aix tom2004-10-28 00:04:21
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hiscommunistbridesharedabittoomuch by ideur2004-10-28 00:03:07
    You're getting closer ..... by TKirk2004-10-28 01:50:51
    a nice black in Opera :) by buzzin2004-10-28 01:45:40
      NAK. #000C00 in Opera, 5% green (n/t) by Nosebud2004-10-28 02:58:30
    #00CC00 in IE 6.0 by kibeha2004-10-28 00:07:10
      Scatch that... by kibeha2004-10-28 00:08:25
        #00E000 in IE 6.0 by kibeha2004-10-28 00:14:41
          #00E200, GIMP-confirmed :P by Nosebud2004-10-28 03:00:49
            Hmmm... by kibeha2004-10-28 03:26:49
              I give up on guessing the colors in IE! by ideur2004-10-28 04:05:32
                I think IE uses modulo math, not sure... (n/t) by kelli2172004-10-28 09:32:01

 

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