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Cartoon for Oct 20, 2004
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My parents dog just died. by retiqlum22004-10-21 14:15:09
Drudge is such an idiot by Kickstart2004-10-20 23:49:10
  Sure, but is is from Canadian Flu stocks? (n/t) by Hieraco2004-10-20 23:59:43
Thoughts Good! Slogans Bad! Thoughts Good! Slogans by raptor_872004-10-20 22:24:45
  Talking points! Spin! by Kickstart2004-10-20 23:41:55
  Yes! We all are different! (n/t) by tnglives2004-10-20 23:08:30
    We are all individuals! by raptor_872004-10-20 23:09:19
      Blast. Shouldn't've learned the quotes from by tnglives2004-10-20 23:13:33
        No, both quotes are correct. by MrTrick2004-10-20 23:23:40
          See, I definitely need the DVDs. by tnglives2004-10-20 23:37:15
*Sobs inconsolably*... by GigiNYC2004-10-20 22:24:06
  Curse? by Khaar2004-10-20 23:43:30
  Actually, although we collectively laugh at you... by BaruMonkey2004-10-20 22:38:58
  Neener neener neener! (n/t) by retiqlum22004-10-20 22:29:34
    *Sigh*... by GigiNYC2004-10-20 22:36:39
Just read an article about plans for Nov.3 by AG_wyvern2004-10-20 22:20:08
  Which means they should wait until by Naruki2004-10-21 09:38:53
Attn. Atrahasis by Viaken2004-10-20 22:08:39
Wow, the whole city is going nuts by ahecht2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Could it be that... by retiqlum22004-10-20 22:15:05
    Ummm... incorrect. by BaruMonkey2004-10-20 22:40:54
      s/World/North American/ by Liava2004-10-20 23:30:32
  Was there a game or something? by AG_wyvern2004-10-20 22:10:53
Solving problems by dennismv2004-10-20 21:46:53
  It is a combination of factors. by retiqlum22004-10-20 22:11:03
TTGTBT by radiowave9112004-10-20 21:16:35
  <AOL>ME TOO!!!!111</AOL> by ChuckAB2004-10-20 21:21:16
help from motorcylce UFies by lenmear2004-10-20 21:12:47
  UK/USA/Rest of world? (n/t) by McGowan2004-10-20 21:28:47
    usa (n/t) by lenmear2004-10-20 21:33:55
      Ok don't know how the law works there but by McGowan2004-10-20 21:37:23
        so far, easier said than done by lenmear2004-10-20 21:46:25
          Slightly different. by McGowan2004-10-20 22:07:34
            So true. by scythe1282004-10-25 12:00:54
Hmmm... by MrTrick2004-10-20 21:03:26
  The quote I've always heard is by Liava2004-10-20 21:28:48
  LSD is the GUI for Unix, then. ^^ (n/t) by raptor_872004-10-20 21:22:45
Boston is 1 out away from the series... by radiowave9112004-10-20 20:56:40
  I followed the crowd, chanting and cheering... by BaruMonkey2004-10-20 21:46:08
  w00t! by DaNutBall2004-10-20 21:10:56
  /me is *very* happy! (n/t) by Nessalc2004-10-20 21:08:45
  Whoo! Go Red Sox! :-D by lucidpsyche2004-10-20 21:07:34
  eep by tigermouse2004-10-20 21:02:39
  Score 10-3 Boston (n/t) by watsondog2004-10-20 20:57:27
    Umm...yeah...forgot that :) by radiowave9112004-10-20 20:59:17
      And off they go to the series! (n/t) by radiowave9112004-10-20 21:01:35
Just got a letter by watsondog2004-10-20 20:43:25
  Right and doesn't know what the left hand is by McGowan2004-10-20 20:51:11
    Thank you by watsondog2004-10-20 21:04:11
    s/and/hand (n/t) by McGowan2004-10-20 20:53:45
  Gotta love those mass mailings... by radiowave9112004-10-20 20:50:52
Eight Myths About Video Games Debunked by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I wonder if Gabe and Tycho have seen that? (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-20 21:09:57
    You lost me there. by retiqlum22004-10-20 22:06:09
      They are the guys who run penny arcade (n/t) by raptor_872004-10-20 22:08:05
        Thanks for the clarification. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-10-20 22:15:47
  good to see it. by raptor_872004-10-20 20:56:37
XP DNS Help by radiowave9112004-10-20 20:10:37
  Last night I had a little trouble getting to UF. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    It flushes windows DNS centry cache. by radiowave9112004-10-20 20:19:10
    "flushdns" fails when I try to do it. by shorty822004-10-20 20:17:16
      Are you using pro or home? by radiowave9112004-10-20 20:17:52
        Home :( by shorty822004-10-20 20:19:56
          Must be one of the "features" removed from Home. by shorty822004-10-20 20:31:49
            run the command by lenmear2004-10-20 20:57:06
              It exists. by shorty822004-10-20 21:06:30
                sounds like the cache file is messed up by lenmear2004-10-20 21:14:14
                Maybe not... by shorty822004-10-20 21:12:22
              MS Code has bugs? You're kidding, right? by radiowave9112004-10-20 21:01:08
                No, by ToLazyToThink2004-10-20 21:06:18
                  Phew! Had me worried for a bit :) (n/t) by radiowave9112004-10-20 21:12:22
  Ok, now I am getting the comic. Weird. (n/t) by radiowave9112004-10-20 20:11:06
My mom is having surgery in the morning. by shorty822004-10-20 19:59:09
  Thanks guys. by shorty822004-10-20 20:37:25
  {{{shorty82 & family}}} by McGowan2004-10-20 20:25:52
  Ugh - good luck to her (n/t) by Llyr2004-10-20 20:03:33
  {{{shorty's mom}}} by radiowave9112004-10-20 20:01:48
Baseball and politics by BaruMonkey2004-10-20 19:42:37
  I heard something interesting today about the seri by radiowave9112004-10-20 20:35:39
    Yeah, that was in the paper a couple months ago by tigermouse2004-10-20 21:39:34
      IIRC, he didn't place The Curse on us. by BaruMonkey2004-10-20 21:57:06
  That's nothing compared to football by ahecht2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Bandwagon fan :P by DaNutBall2004-10-20 22:45:04
  It would be awful by tigermouse2004-10-20 19:49:05
    The scariest part is... by BaruMonkey2004-10-20 20:16:18
      oofah by tigermouse2004-10-20 20:30:42
      Or worse. by McGowan2004-10-20 20:25:00
    Baseball hasn't been "fun" or a "game" in YEARS. ( (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-10-20 19:51:15
      Is that when you stopped watching? by tigermouse2004-10-20 19:57:41
        It's worse than cricket. by McGowan2004-10-20 20:36:44
          I admit by tigermouse2004-10-20 20:43:57
            OMG I have heared of people like you. by McGowan2004-10-20 20:47:57
              I didn't say Ioved it by tigermouse2004-10-20 21:04:57
                Rugby rugby rugby rugby Rugby rugby.... by McGowan2004-10-20 21:06:56
                  I dunno by tigermouse2004-10-20 21:29:12
                    Exactly. by McGowan2004-10-20 21:34:35
                      I think one of the guys I saw had broken his crown (n/t) by tigermouse2004-10-20 21:42:12
  You ever think the games are rigged? by Ubergeek22004-10-20 19:46:07
I hate windows. by McGowan2004-10-20 19:15:17
  Methinks ICMP might be disabled by theanomaly2004-10-20 19:21:04
    It's blocked here at WPI (n/t) by ahecht2004-10-20 20:20:14
    Why would ICMP be disabled? by shorty822004-10-20 19:38:36
      We have external ICMP disabled by radiowave9112004-10-20 20:00:26
      Ping, amongst others. by krikkert2004-10-20 19:47:23
      A lot of network discovery / probing tools. by theanomaly2004-10-20 19:46:55
    Any way around that? by McGowan2004-10-20 19:23:11
      Only to ask the netadmins nicelike :) by theanomaly2004-10-20 19:30:21
        So yeah, not the OS's fault (n/t) by theanomaly2004-10-20 19:30:38
          I can still blame windows. by McGowan2004-10-20 19:37:01
            I wasn't aware that any online game required it. by theanomaly2004-10-20 19:42:41
              It's not the best and it is a little bulky. by McGowan2004-10-20 19:48:56
                Your laptop is faster than my desktop! :P by krikkert2004-10-20 19:51:04
                  Makes me feel better. by McGowan2004-10-20 19:56:56
                  My school's network seems to be set up that way... by arktus2004-10-20 19:53:05
                    ditto by ahecht2004-10-20 20:22:25
                    Good lord I hope you're right. by McGowan2004-10-20 19:56:15
                      ET diary? ;-) by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        None of the links work... *sniffs* (n/t) by McGowan2004-10-20 20:23:47
Power Macintosh help needed! by z1root2004-10-20 18:43:12
  To sum up. by Anonymous Freak2004-10-20 20:59:31
    I'm interested, ... by z1root2004-10-20 22:17:38
      $10 plus shipping from ZIP 97201 by Anonymous Freak2004-10-21 18:16:52
  Short answer: not easily by VCA2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Not a nice answer, but very helpful by z1root2004-10-20 19:21:26
  Yes! by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Much thanks by z1root2004-10-20 19:15:20
    to cut to the chase by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
      ... and THERE it is! by z1root2004-10-20 19:17:13
Got my new PC today... by xenode2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So, you gonna dual-boot? by val_parthen2004-10-20 20:35:43
    $300 video card? More like almost half that ;) (n/t) by xenode2004-10-20 22:21:33
  On overclocking GeForces... by theanomaly2004-10-20 19:33:17
    Overclocking by xenode2004-10-20 19:41:27
      CPU Dropped to 41c after sitting a couple mins. (n/t) by xenode2004-10-20 19:44:48
        Mine will peak at ~54c at full load. by theanomaly2004-10-20 19:49:56
          I've gotten mine up to 53c on full load. by xenode2004-10-20 19:57:36
            Well... by themadkansan2004-10-20 20:05:18
  You have... by Gullible Jones2004-10-20 19:18:27
    Not only that by xenode2004-10-20 19:34:37
  Definitely some 3d improvement by xenode2004-10-20 18:57:04
    yupyupyupyupyupyup :) by themadkansan2004-10-20 19:00:08
Download managers. by McGowan2004-10-20 18:20:15
  Not certain about "worth using" as such... by GigiNYC2004-10-20 22:58:11
  I just dont get it. by McGowan2004-10-20 18:40:05
    Those speeds, especially from Windows, seems by Scirocco2004-10-20 18:45:35
      Er, that's because by Arachnid2004-10-20 20:24:20
      In addition, some sites have bandwidth caps. by Arcanum2004-10-20 18:58:33
      I thought that. by McGowan2004-10-20 18:58:04
        A lot of download managers will try to connect by Scirocco2004-10-20 19:12:43
  Yes, if you are on narrowband. by raptor_872004-10-20 18:25:19
  Wget (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-20 18:24:55
  I use NetTransport 2, by Scirocco2004-10-20 18:24:53
If designing a house was like software engineering by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh, don't tell me about building a house... by roger G. rapid2004-10-21 01:30:27
  Wow! I need to send that to my boss. by JustnCase2004-10-20 18:49:55
Well, time to move the computer by Llyr2004-10-20 17:58:12
  Got furniture moved, but... by Llyr2004-10-20 19:22:43
    That wasn't even a pun. by McGowan2004-10-20 19:24:19
      It gets cold down here in the basement by Llyr2004-10-20 19:26:36
        Erm... Overclock? Heh. by McGowan2004-10-20 19:28:41
          Not *all* the furniture. by Llyr2004-10-20 19:32:02
            Oh...... I should have done it that way. by McGowan2004-10-20 19:42:38
              Heh - smooth. (n/t) by Llyr2004-10-20 19:54:32
                Smooth as a bend in the A472? (n/t) by McGowan2004-10-20 20:28:25
CD Player program for Windows? by themadkansan2004-10-20 17:39:53
  >digs out Win98 CD< by themadkansan2004-10-20 19:29:04
    \win98\WIN98_60.CAB (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-20 19:51:47
      \win98\WIN98_66.CAB for me. by themadkansan2004-10-20 19:52:58
        You don't have 98SE? (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-20 20:04:57
          That was the SE disc. by themadkansan2004-10-20 20:07:54
  You can do it with winamp without autoplay. by MrTrick2004-10-20 18:18:42
    Too many steps. by themadkansan2004-10-20 19:08:18
      Too many steps!!? by MrTrick2004-10-20 20:36:06
      select all, enqueue. (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-10-20 19:23:41
  Windows Media Player? Media Player Classic? by Scirocco2004-10-20 17:44:19
  Windows' internal CD player? (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-20 17:41:15
    No longer exists. by themadkansan2004-10-20 17:45:52
      Hm, by krikkert2004-10-20 17:52:05
        ...Care to send it to me? by themadkansan2004-10-20 18:08:48
"Would you like to volunteer and earn up to $100" by DaNutBall2004-10-20 17:24:04
  I earned $100 for volunteering once... by val_parthen2004-10-20 20:39:57
  "... and earn up to $100, but most likely nothing" by Scirocco2004-10-20 17:35:59
    No kidding. (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-10-20 18:14:23
  Should've said, by sofaspud2004-10-20 17:25:45
Man, this stuff would get you so high by nedludd2006-11-19 12:55:59
Cardinals win! by tigermouse2004-10-20 17:10:10
  So far so good -- 6-0 BoSox! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-10-20 18:14:59
    A grand slam on the first pitch of a new pitcher by BaruMonkey2004-10-20 18:50:13
      8-1; Damon bringing in the latest 6 of them :-D (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-10-20 19:11:44
        Who else thinks Fox stinks? by tigermouse2004-10-20 19:45:06
        So, how many Red Sox/Yankees fans are here? by Eric3_141592004-10-20 19:43:58
          *waves* by tigermouse2004-10-20 19:50:56
    Am I the only one who read "BoSox" as "BoTox" at by shorty822004-10-20 18:16:57
      Only you (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-10-20 18:18:44
  Yes! Yes! Yes! *Loves Edmonds* (n/t) by Spud312004-10-20 17:44:28
Adware/spyware help needed by Wolven2004-10-20 16:54:32
  Maybe by ToLazyToThink2004-10-20 20:22:35
  What processes are running? (n/t) by themadkansan2004-10-20 17:23:54
    Only the proprietary by Wolven2004-10-20 17:27:53
  Look for the following: by ChuckAB2004-10-20 17:23:13
    I think that has it by Wolven2004-10-20 22:54:59
    good ideas by Wolven2004-10-20 17:30:55
  Adaware won't stop pop-ups by tskelton2004-10-20 17:14:07
    Here is the catch by Wolven2004-10-20 17:20:28
      Eek. by tskelton2004-10-20 17:26:45
        Norton Systemworks 2003 by Wolven2004-10-20 17:28:36
          OK - I'm stumped - good luck. (n/t) by tskelton2004-10-20 17:30:13
          Did you update it before running it? (n/t) by shorty822004-10-20 17:30:10
            I would hope that would go without by Wolven2004-10-20 17:32:22
              Universal Tech-Support Method: by themadkansan2004-10-20 17:42:23
                Yup, I subscribe to KISS myself. (n/t) by Wolven2004-10-20 17:43:56
              Thought I'd ask, trying to cover all the bases. by shorty822004-10-20 17:34:52
                A good idea by Wolven2004-10-20 17:43:05
                  I didn't check your diary anyway. (n/t) by shorty822004-10-20 17:57:57
        Erm.. avoid NAV or mcafee for anti-virus proggys by Freakazoid2004-10-20 17:28:12
  Win ME? by ToLazyToThink2004-10-20 17:12:22
    yes, I hate to admit it but by Wolven2004-10-20 17:19:04
  http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/ by raptor_872004-10-20 17:03:41
    The Wall Street Journal recommends by webishop2004-10-20 17:16:58
      I wish it was an option by Wolven2004-10-20 17:22:32
  Boot in safe mode by KrakensDen2004-10-20 17:03:10
    I have done that infortuneately by Wolven2004-10-20 17:21:38
Gmail "drive", now for win :) by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  How long to wait for one that works with Firefox? (n/t) by Klaranth2004-10-20 17:04:20
    erm.. huh? by Freakazoid2004-10-20 17:07:13
What have I forgotten? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-10-20 16:18:29
  Forget Norway. by BaruMonkey2004-10-20 18:51:43
  Do you have your towel? (n/t) by phezult2004-10-20 18:11:18
  Your toothbrush by TechisSO2004-10-20 17:39:08
  YOU FORGOT POLAND! (n/t) by nedludd2004-10-20 16:31:57
    and also to never go against a Sicilian by tigermouse2004-10-20 16:43:50
      I gather this is a reference from somewhere? by nedludd2004-10-20 16:55:12
        "The Princess Bride" by S. Morgenstern by williamashbless2006-11-19 12:55:59
          by William Goldman by tigermouse2004-10-20 17:08:13
            Heh. =) (n/t) by williamashbless2004-10-20 17:34:09
          Thank you! It's been forever since I've seen it. by nedludd2004-10-20 17:05:32
      They were both poisoned. by williamashbless2004-10-20 16:47:36
        ^^^ note my message may be a spoiler... by williamashbless2004-10-20 17:04:16
          Twenty-five years? by Nea2004-10-20 17:16:53
            Right, so I can't do math either. LLYR! Brain... by williamashbless2004-10-20 17:34:49
  To remember to forget her </elvis> (n/t) by watsondog2004-10-20 16:31:43
  To get me a Dr Pepper ;) (n/t) by Reddy2004-10-20 16:20:57
    *hands Reddy a cold Dr. Pepper* (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-20 16:25:57
      {{{Krikkert}}} by Reddy2004-10-20 16:26:45
        No, from Norway. by krikkert2004-10-20 16:27:47
          Forget Norway! by themadkansan2004-10-20 16:30:34
            where is that song?? by Reddy2004-10-20 16:31:34
              J Picking by Trinity_Quasar2004-10-20 16:34:12
                Whops, I didn't even think about that... *prays by Scirocco2004-10-20 16:36:52
                  It has been done before (n/t) by Reddy2004-10-20 16:39:40
              Right by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Thank you by Reddy2004-10-20 16:39:10
          *giggles* by Reddy2004-10-20 16:29:32
Wikipedia's page on Aspartame is quite good by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm allergic to the stuff. by hadji2004-10-20 22:51:05
  I can't stand the stuff. by retiqlum22004-10-20 21:51:34
  ô_o by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-20 17:25:56
    excuse me. by Ubergeek22004-10-20 19:52:15
    And this is bad? by Pic2004-10-20 17:32:45
      Neither really. by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-20 17:37:11
        Oh... by Pic2004-10-20 17:42:15
  Thank you EVER so much, KS... by sofaspud2004-10-20 17:18:52
  That confirms what I'd read by farfalla2004-10-20 16:55:02
  I'm one of those who really dislikes the taste (n/ (n/t) by Kickstart2004-10-20 16:31:02
    I wouldn't be surprised if it were genetic by watsondog2004-10-20 16:34:39
      Cilantro is yummy! by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-20 17:31:20
      Cilantro grows on you by tigermouse2004-10-20 16:38:44
    I did too by Reddy2004-10-20 16:34:15
  Just glancing at it I only see one error by PsychoI3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Different in different countries by watsondog2004-10-20 16:30:33
      interesting by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 16:40:17
  After a quick read by Pic2004-10-20 16:12:41
  Holy cow! by Spud312004-10-20 16:11:26
    Not migranes, but it gives me headaches, too. by ChuckAB2004-10-20 17:30:31
    I"m having a diet Dr Pepper but by Reddy2004-10-20 16:19:12
      The only diet drink worth drinking by MikeCDN2004-10-20 16:22:10
        that or the Cherry by Reddy2004-10-20 16:24:48
          I've never had diet cherry coke by MikeCDN2004-10-20 16:33:12
            Umm Wild Cherry Pepsi exists.. by Ubergeek22004-10-20 18:08:05
              I said on the market not doesn't exist by MikeCDN2004-10-20 22:04:48
              what in the... (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-10-20 18:08:16
                Just doubling your proof that Wildcherry pepsi exi by raptor_872004-10-20 18:20:25
            <Deleted><Deleted>2004-10-20 20:09:48
              Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2004-10-20 20:10:08
Firewall advice. by McGowan2004-10-20 16:04:51
  Oh BTW by MikeCDN2004-10-20 16:20:33
  Old computer with 2 nics running linux or BSD (n/t by Arachnid2004-10-20 16:09:02
    Erm, sorry my bad, firewall for a laptop. (n/t) by McGowan2004-10-20 16:10:00
      Windows? by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        ICF! by raptor_872004-10-20 16:16:35
          ICF? (n/t) by nedludd2004-10-20 16:32:33
            Internet Connection Firewall by raptor_872004-10-20 16:41:14
              and complete junk by Freakazoid2004-10-20 16:48:32
                um Update to SP2 by MikeCDN2004-10-20 17:10:52
                  SP2 doesn't handle outbound. by Ravenlock2004-10-20 19:55:28
                  I am running sp2 by Freakazoid2004-10-20 17:13:02
                    A Clicky enclosed by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Okay then whats this popup by MikeCDN2004-10-20 22:03:25
                blech! by nedludd2004-10-20 16:56:53
          Grr. by LionsPhil2004-10-20 16:17:52
Word Association Thread! by shimguts2004-10-20 15:42:09
  phlegm (n/t) by KrakensDen2004-10-20 17:06:15
  letter by Spud312004-10-20 15:53:51
    Dear John (n/t) by gibuu2004-10-20 16:33:24
      goodbye (n/t) by Reddy2004-10-20 16:51:58
        girl (n/t) by version0.12004-10-20 16:54:45
          Sad girl in snow (n/t) by raptor_872004-10-20 17:29:55
  scum (n/t) by shimguts2004-10-20 15:42:17
    pond (n/t) by raptor_872004-10-20 16:15:39
      fish (n/t) by Reddy2004-10-20 16:21:34
        heads (n/t) by themadkansan2004-10-20 16:22:12
          tails (n/t) by Reddy2004-10-20 16:27:09
            Quarters (n/t) by raptor_872004-10-20 16:28:40
              fifths (n/t) by gibuu2004-10-20 16:32:38
                whisky (n/t) by themadkansan2004-10-20 16:37:33
                  gin (n/t) by gibuu2004-10-20 16:40:30
                    juice (n/t) by themadkansan2004-10-20 16:41:05
                      Apple (n/t) by Reddy2004-10-20 16:42:00
                        Orange (n/t) by gibuu2004-10-20 16:49:58
                          no rhyme (n/t) by Nea2004-10-20 17:33:31
                            no reason (n/t) by version0.12004-10-20 17:37:57
                hic (n/t) by version0.12004-10-20 16:37:26
                  cup (n/t) by gibuu2004-10-20 16:40:05
                    spoon (n/t) by Reddy2004-10-20 16:41:06
                      spool (n/t) by gibuu2004-10-20 16:50:28
                        thread (n/t) by Reddy2004-10-20 16:51:13
Quick Firefox question by LionsPhil2004-10-20 15:15:47
  Tangent... by Kickstart2004-10-20 15:38:34
    Heh, mozilla has done it for *ages* by Freakazoid2004-10-20 16:05:39
      Ah, thanks! by LionsPhil2004-10-20 16:09:53
    No kidding. That ought to be filed as a suggestion by LionsPhil2004-10-20 15:41:59
Anger leads to hate! Hate leads to... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hmm... by TechisSO2004-10-20 16:47:08
  Haiti has oil?! by thewrongcrowd2004-10-20 15:29:13
    yep as does cuba (n/t) by joecrouse2004-10-20 16:07:20
  Are you sure oil is the most significant by LurkerMo2004-10-20 15:14:09
    It's all those "hot" tempers. by LionsPhil2004-10-20 16:11:25
    I hope you're kidding here... by Pic2004-10-20 16:10:02
    And Norway has oil! by tigermouse2004-10-20 15:28:56
      Forget Norway. by YakkoWarner2004-10-20 15:46:56
        <kenya> by LionsPhil2004-10-20 15:48:27
          Lions and Tigers! by gibuu2004-10-20 16:51:36
  I remember hearing on some sort of by hadji2004-10-20 15:11:06
  Woohoo! by Arachnid2004-10-20 15:03:36
  A corruption score? by Liava2004-10-20 15:01:59
Okay, now I'm REALLY scared. by hadji2004-10-20 14:51:26
  First of all... by basher202004-10-20 19:21:32
    Did I say anywhere in my post by hadji2004-10-20 22:58:37
    Socialized medicine has failed everywhere? by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ah hem by celticess2004-10-20 15:40:16
    the research linking mercury in vaccines to autism by swisscheese2004-10-20 23:59:16
  I have nothing nice to say by MikeCDN2004-10-20 15:21:36
    My only point is to argue against knowingly and by hadji2004-10-20 15:35:12
      hmmm by celticess2004-10-20 15:49:18
        Regarding vaccines by Kickstart2004-10-20 15:58:52
          yes he had stuff from me having the flu by celticess2004-10-20 16:07:27
            I didn't get sick with my boys by Reddy2004-10-20 16:14:35
      Yeah and you treat autism like it's horrible by MikeCDN2004-10-20 15:46:35
        If you look at mercury poisioning by Reddy2004-10-20 16:04:36
          "Alot of the same things" does not equal autism by MikeCDN2004-10-20 16:12:45
            Alot of the mercury poisioning is being called by Reddy2004-10-20 16:17:01
        Ease up by Kickstart2004-10-20 16:02:34
          with respect by MikeCDN2004-10-20 16:10:48
            Also with respect by hadji2004-10-20 16:21:21
              Okay fair enough by MikeCDN2004-10-20 16:28:41
                It was my error by hadji2004-10-20 16:33:08
        Absolutely not. by hadji2004-10-20 16:01:12
          Give me proof by MikeCDN2004-10-20 16:07:58
            Two things: by Pic2004-10-20 16:20:45
              No, he's right. I did use that word. by hadji2004-10-20 16:24:40
              okay by MikeCDN2004-10-20 16:24:37
                Read it as you will by Pic2004-10-20 16:28:34
                  Did you even read that? by MikeCDN2004-10-20 16:30:55
                    My bad on the prenatal bit. by Pic2004-10-20 16:39:08
                      What he found offensive about my post by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        Agreed. by Pic2004-10-20 16:46:34
                  Christ. by Trinity_Quasar2004-10-20 16:29:48
  Why worry? by Morely2004-10-20 15:15:39
    *ZAP ZAP* by LionsPhil2004-10-20 15:52:42
  hmmm by Reddy2004-10-20 15:11:05
    If they have stopped using it, that is a good by hadji2004-10-20 15:14:43
      I haven't read the rider by Reddy2004-10-20 15:17:43
        Exactly. They should not have blanket immunity. ( (n/t) by hadji2004-10-20 15:29:34
  Really scared of what? by Liava2004-10-20 15:07:23
    They do? by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
      hmmm question??? by Reddy2004-10-20 15:42:37
        They explain it more and better, however by Kickstart2004-10-20 15:56:17
          I think this year by Reddy2004-10-20 15:57:58
            You know, I doubt that by Kickstart2004-10-20 16:00:58
              I have heard it alot too by Reddy2004-10-20 16:07:45
      Ahead in the electoral college?!?! by shorty822004-10-20 15:37:08
        Strictly speaking by Matthewdba2004-10-20 19:50:12
        Yeeesss..... by Arcanum2004-10-20 15:46:55
          Guess I was mistaken. I made that post by shorty822004-10-20 15:49:47
            LART! by Kickstart2004-10-20 15:55:08
              Usually I do read the limked pages first. by shorty822004-10-20 15:59:57
      Well, maybe you're right by Liava2004-10-20 15:36:47
        Nope, it's not one poll by Kickstart2004-10-20 15:40:08
    I'm not so much scared that someone would by hadji2004-10-20 15:13:20
    The polls are not real accurate. by shorty822004-10-20 15:11:33
      Either way by Liava2004-10-20 15:16:20
        Please see my othr link by Kickstart2004-10-20 15:35:37
Darthsane: by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
  You're not supposed to wear anything under a kilt! (n/t) by retiqlum22004-10-20 21:35:03
While we're talking baseball by Slacktime2004-10-20 14:33:42
  Go Royals!!! ...uh, yeah! (n/t) by leistico2004-10-20 15:32:17
  Go Angels *grins* by Reddy2004-10-20 15:19:49
    Aww... by Spud312004-10-20 15:24:52
      How can anyone not?? by Reddy2004-10-20 15:26:15
  GO BOSTON !!!!!!!!! by joecrouse2004-10-20 14:46:06
    Go Cards! (n/t) by Spud312004-10-20 14:46:35
  Being a Bostinian, I'm liking this MLB.com article by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Naturally you would by Slacktime2004-10-20 14:47:06
Weee! Am half gallon of London Pride to the good! by McNutcase2004-10-20 14:31:44
  London Pride is magical juce (n/t) by darkphoenix2004-10-20 14:34:57
    Good stuff, sure. by McNutcase2004-10-20 14:37:07
  More info in his livejournal. by krikkert2004-10-20 14:34:11
Go Cards! by Spud312004-10-20 14:28:17
<W:ET> ...I DECLARE BOOMIES!!! by themadkansan2004-10-20 14:13:55
  Just a question by tumppu2004-10-20 18:24:20
    Found it, disregard (n/t) by tumppu2004-10-20 18:29:45
  Well. That was rather briefer than I'd've liked. by themadkansan2004-10-20 16:10:29
    'tis a bit early. by krikkert2004-10-20 17:02:41
  OR BE SQUARE! by krikkert2004-10-20 14:21:11
    What if I want to be pentagonal? by williamashbless2004-10-20 14:47:11
      Yes, I am. by krikkert2004-10-20 14:54:01
      I am round. by Spud312004-10-20 14:48:40
        No, they're not. by krikkert2004-10-20 14:50:39
          OK - how about ovoid? by ChuckAB2004-10-20 15:04:58
            I thought they were asteroid. by YakkoWarner2004-10-20 15:09:24
            Showing up here, one by one. ;-) by krikkert2004-10-20 15:08:49
              You could always use the fancy Google by ChuckAB2004-10-20 17:40:45
Zen koan by Kickstart2004-10-20 13:48:49
  Or, according to the Way by Didactylos2004-10-20 14:02:59
  Wow.... deep.... :) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-10-20 13:56:51
ONQ by Didactylos2004-10-20 13:46:49
  Yep, still reading this. (n/t) by Spud312004-10-20 14:26:55
*puts up Wanted-post featuring Reddy* by krikkert2004-10-20 13:16:20
  She can have it by Nea2004-10-20 16:06:31
    Hey, I'm down to 89 *grins* by Reddy2004-10-20 16:20:29
  90 sounds about right. by nin_man2004-10-20 14:06:49
    `locate whip` by krikkert2004-10-20 14:21:44
      You must still have the whip. by Spud312004-10-20 14:39:56
        I know, I have it. by krikkert2004-10-20 14:43:11
          Well, that's kinky. by Spud312004-10-20 14:46:08
            nin_man is flexible, I'm sure. (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-20 14:51:00
              I don't think he's *that* flexible! (n/t) by Spud312004-10-20 15:13:13
                *wonders what Crash thinks about this* (n/t) by Reddy2004-10-20 15:34:13
  *looks at temp* still 90 by Reddy2004-10-20 13:17:36
    Bah, it's storming here by niwikki2004-10-20 14:28:26
      *thinks* by Reddy2004-10-20 15:28:31
        I live near the ocean by niwikki2004-10-20 16:08:35
          yea by Reddy2004-10-20 16:28:43
    not fair... by scragman2004-10-20 13:51:28
      I heard it is pretty there in the fall by Reddy2004-10-20 13:52:59
        oh yeah... by scragman2004-10-20 14:04:40
          I'm lucky by Reddy2004-10-20 15:14:37
    Oklahoma has some nice temperatures too by JerseyGirl2004-10-20 13:46:14
      that is just 3-4 hours north of me by Reddy2004-10-20 13:47:59
    *LART LART LART LART LART...* by DaNutBall2004-10-20 13:31:53
      sorry by Reddy2004-10-20 13:33:03
        I'm used to it... by DaNutBall2004-10-20 13:34:30
          I haven't checked Phoenix by Reddy2004-10-20 13:36:47
            81°F right now by DaNutBall2004-10-20 13:41:08
              hmmm by Reddy2004-10-20 13:42:10
        It must be close to 80 F here in this classrom I'm by chuckab2004-10-20 13:34:28
          2 more days?? by Reddy2004-10-20 13:36:06
            Then I get to go back to my real job. by ChuckAB2004-10-20 15:14:32
    Do that. by krikkert2004-10-20 13:18:07
      *giggles* by Reddy2004-10-20 13:19:47
        Hm, true that, by krikkert2004-10-20 13:22:56
          that would be a good idea by Reddy2004-10-20 13:25:44
            Hehe.. by krikkert2004-10-20 13:30:51
              We have Sea Otters by Reddy2004-10-20 13:35:19
So who uses Macs anyway... by onDemand2004-10-20 13:05:13
  Users who don't need anything too specialized by watsondog2004-10-20 16:29:21
    not that it isn't "Cost Effective" by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 18:27:43
  ....And I forgot all about Virginia Tech by thread_killer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My wife is a Mac Head by thread_killer2004-10-20 14:42:05
  I'm using one. :-) by lucidpsyche2004-10-20 14:41:41
    Because a Mac isn't a Personal Computer? by harold2004-10-20 19:36:35
    Whats the differants between Dells and PCs by onDemand2004-10-20 16:41:37
  I use one. by julius.apweiler2004-10-20 14:18:58
  I'm happily using one... by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 13:59:30
  Geeks who hate viruses and spyware. by Anonymous Freak2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I read an artical about the 3rd fastest supercomp by dodrian2004-10-20 13:44:51
      If it is the one I am thinking about by evilsysadmin2004-10-20 14:45:05
        Virginia Tech by Anonymous Freak2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My fiancée uses a Mac by DaNutBall2004-10-20 13:29:03
    If Apple put some effort in expanding the market by DaNutBall2004-10-20 13:33:33
      doubtful... by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 14:32:17
    Especially those cinematic LCDs *drool* (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-10-20 13:31:48
      already have one 23"...want a second... by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 14:36:52
  music people also use them by niwikki2004-10-20 13:28:54
  I have three in my house by HeyRef2004-10-20 13:16:49
    Four macs over here by VCA2004-10-20 13:26:09
    Games? by dodrian2004-10-20 13:22:50
      A lot of games do get released for Mac. by julius.apweiler2004-10-20 14:22:11
      My kids have Return to Castle Wolfenstein and by HeyRef2004-10-20 13:26:11
        UT2k4, Halo (would you believe it) (n/t) by darkphoenix2004-10-20 14:28:27
        Breeding them for UF:ET? ;-) (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-20 13:29:32
  I use macs by dodrian2004-10-20 13:10:40
    Yeah but with every new mac... by onDemand2004-10-20 13:13:47
      Hmmm....My Dad by thread_killer2004-10-20 15:59:40
      entirely untrue... by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 14:17:32
        That's very true by dodrian2004-10-20 14:23:55
          as I said in another post... by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 14:26:57
            You think thats painful.... by onDemand2004-10-20 16:44:06
              I'm running Advanced Server 2000 by Matthewdba2004-10-20 20:15:38
      Sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about by HeyRef2004-10-20 13:21:45
      The target market doesn't want upgrades by dodrian2004-10-20 13:18:55
        where do you get that tripe??? by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 14:25:06
        Anti-Mac movie... by onDemand2004-10-20 13:27:09
          It was an online fake mac commercial by dodrian2004-10-20 13:30:17
            Google for by astro-g2004-10-20 13:50:09
              Yep that's it. by dodrian2004-10-20 14:06:35
"Library Ninjas! My arch-enemies!" by Kickstart2004-10-20 12:55:04
  Tiny Plaid Ninjas! (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2004-10-20 13:47:28
    Excellent animation, that. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-10-20 14:04:35
  ever played ninja burger? (n/t) by scragman2004-10-20 13:17:09
:( by celticess2004-10-20 12:50:24
  {{{celticess}}} by krikkert2004-10-20 12:59:29
    well by celticess2004-10-20 13:06:16
      MSN is up if you need someone to talk to by MikeCDN2004-10-20 13:08:18
        ok I'm kinda away mode on other IM by celticess2004-10-20 13:09:39
          {{{Celticess}}} by Reddy2004-10-20 13:13:37
            well by celticess2004-10-20 13:21:23
              {{{celticess}}} by JerseyGirl2004-10-20 13:49:14
                thanks by celticess2004-10-20 13:58:26
              that sounds yummy by Reddy2004-10-20 13:23:35
                supposed to be 6:40pm board time by celticess2004-10-20 13:26:18
                  looks like arrival time has been moved to 7:33pm ( (n/t) by celticess2004-10-20 14:31:30
                    yay just got offered a ride instead of taxi by celticess2004-10-20 14:56:55
                      YAY!!!!! by Reddy2004-10-20 15:29:30
                        It's not by MikeCDN2004-10-20 15:34:50
                          oh? by Reddy2004-10-20 15:38:40
                            Skytrain is an elevated transit system by AG_wyvern2004-10-20 16:37:13
                            It's not by MikeCDN2004-10-20 16:04:31
                              If you're a woman by zelda2004-10-20 16:43:04
                  I'm glad you have a back up plan by Reddy2004-10-20 13:28:53
Back in my day we had this Internet... by onDemand2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Film at 11? by TheGM2004-10-20 12:54:20
So I'm home sick today and I'm going through net by techi8702004-10-20 12:32:49
  Hope you get better soon! (n/t) by Martyny2004-10-20 13:04:35
  Wait a sec, net withdrawel? by dodrian2004-10-20 12:36:54
    The Which OS Are You test. by krikkert2004-10-20 12:48:25
      We have a winnah! by dodrian2004-10-20 12:54:21
        Sure you are. by krikkert2004-10-20 12:58:35
          And Krikkert LOVESb pudding... by Martyny2004-10-20 13:04:10
            Nope. by krikkert2004-10-20 13:08:29
  You're home sick? by TechisSO2004-10-20 12:34:45
    hey - don't let him see by Reddy2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Uh-Oh....... by aix tom2004-10-20 12:37:54
      Don't be cheap on the popcorn. by krikkert2004-10-20 12:47:58
        He's at home... by TechisSO2004-10-20 12:59:49
          Oh, like that. by krikkert2004-10-20 13:01:36
<Deleted><Deleted>2004-10-20 12:28:25
  Deed flurrying torso. by kelli2172004-10-20 14:33:42
  you REALLY have too much time on your hands... by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 12:52:56
    "Your muzzer, wat doz zhe treet yoo like?" (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-20 13:15:22
  Errr...not quite FYOSS by Kickstart2004-10-20 12:28:58
    <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Moderated for breaking the one-click rule (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-20 12:37:23
    Isn't that the sound a bell makes after 'ding'? (n (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-20 12:31:57
      :) (n/t) by farfalla2004-10-20 12:34:31
  I really didn't need to know that. by dodrian2004-10-20 12:00:30
New game: Computer Term Obfuscation! by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 11:44:54
  you know, by voxwoman2004-10-20 12:17:43
    Modem? by dodrian2004-10-20 12:19:11
      wow.. you're good by voxwoman2004-10-20 12:20:01
        No, I have a technophobic dad. by dodrian2004-10-20 12:22:03
  Sound Card? by dodrian2004-10-20 11:55:29
    floppy? by Kickstart2004-10-20 12:38:26
      Another monitor, with an analog D-sub connector. by YakkoWarner2004-10-20 13:30:30
      Optical mouse? by dodrian2004-10-20 12:45:03
    PVR? by Arachnid2004-10-20 12:09:37
      Monitor, specifically a CRT. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-10-20 12:22:12
      LED? And PVR was incorrect, I was looking for RAM by dodrian2004-10-20 12:18:03
        IRDA? by Arachnid2004-10-20 12:21:55
          No, not that. by dodrian2004-10-20 12:39:25
            Bluetooth... by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 12:48:40
              zip drive (n/t) by joecrouse2004-10-20 16:03:21
              That sounds like Super Disk! by chuckab2004-10-20 13:33:27
                close enough...LOL... (n/t) by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 14:01:28
                keyboard by psychoi3oy2004-10-20 13:35:55
                  the ramdac by astro-g2004-10-20 13:47:16
                    Speakers? by dodrian2004-10-20 13:57:13
                      CD or DVD ROM drive by VCA2004-10-20 14:06:14
                        Laser printer. by YakkoWarner2004-10-20 14:22:42
                          A mouse by Liava2004-10-20 14:29:51
                            Punch card reader. by LurkerMo2004-10-20 15:27:29
                              Hard Disk Drive. by YakkoWarner2004-10-20 15:45:59
                                Icon by Liava2004-10-20 16:34:34
                                That was probably a little too general by Liava2004-10-20 18:29:30
                        correct! (n/t) by dodrian2004-10-20 14:14:10
              Hmm, bluetooth was not what I was looking for by dodrian2004-10-20 12:57:45
    I'm guessing RAM by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 12:08:52
      RAM is correct (n/t) by dodrian2004-10-20 12:12:08
      LCD by Arachnid2004-10-20 12:10:26
Attn: threadkiller by Illiad2004-10-20 11:16:03
  Honestly by thread_killer2004-10-20 14:55:06
    And I don't know if this would help by thread_killer2004-10-20 15:32:12
  I'm not threadkiller but... by TechisSO2004-10-20 13:46:14
Jihad of the Day by BloodyViking2004-10-20 11:13:45
  what's civil about marriage??? (n/t) by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 12:53:42
    My sweetheart and I get along pretty well (n/t) by Slacktime2004-10-20 12:58:45
  I guess I'm a poopyhead by Slacktime2004-10-20 12:12:53
    Check out the fracas I spawned... by randomman2004-10-20 12:15:18
  Good definition for civil union: by randomman2004-10-20 11:59:35
    Unfortunately, work calls. by randomman2004-10-20 12:31:31
    No, marriage is the civil union. by BloodyViking2004-10-20 12:08:18
      I don't agree. by randomman2004-10-20 12:14:07
        While I can't dispute by BloodyViking2004-10-20 13:20:14
        Neither do I. by Naruki2004-10-20 13:18:49
          In that case by Slacktime2004-10-20 13:21:30
            Wrong. by Naruki2004-10-20 13:24:45
              Why?? by Slacktime2004-10-20 13:27:58
                Property ownership and responsibility for kids by NOLAWitch2004-10-20 13:34:16
                  Well by Slacktime2004-10-20 13:38:42
                    You must LOVE lawyers. All that contractual stuff by NOLAWitch2004-10-20 13:43:45
                      Ah so now we're protecting women? by Slacktime2004-10-20 13:56:04
                        I'm not saying that's optimal, just that's the way by NOLAWitch2004-10-20 13:59:16
                          But I thought the whole point was by Slacktime2004-10-20 14:13:43
    Just one modification. by LurkerMo2004-10-20 12:02:14
      I agree with not limiting to two... by randomman2004-10-20 12:08:12
      but its said that marriage is the ceremony based by MikeCDN2004-10-20 12:05:22
        I wasn't talking about limiting marriage. by randomman2004-10-20 12:09:34
          Hmmm I think more than 2 could make a problem... by Slacktime2004-10-20 12:22:58
            One thing that might help by LurkerMo2004-10-20 12:28:33
            Require provisions in the intial contract. by randomman2004-10-20 12:27:01
            Consider the marriage to both people independent by MikeCDN2004-10-20 12:26:28
              Agreed by Slacktime2004-10-20 12:28:26
              In an ideal world, either solution would be nice. by randomman2004-10-20 12:28:15
        Ahem. I think we specifically excluded by LurkerMo2004-10-20 12:08:51
  It might be useful to use different terms... by RigbyReardon2004-10-20 11:56:35
    True. by Naruki2004-10-20 11:58:50
      Exactly my point. by BloodyViking2004-10-20 12:04:24
  Agreed...with reservations by VCA2004-10-20 11:38:04
    I don't know that you can have 2 without 1. by LurkerMo2004-10-20 11:48:30
      It wouldn't have to be... by Slacktime2004-10-20 12:33:04
        I can,too. by LurkerMo2004-10-20 12:54:17
          But that might very well be the point by Slacktime2004-10-20 12:57:00
            Living together inevitably causes some by LurkerMo2004-10-20 13:35:39
              Only because we currently try by Slacktime2004-10-20 13:40:45
      Say what? by Naruki2004-10-20 11:56:17
        Doesn't that depend on which church does it? by LurkerMo2004-10-20 12:07:21
          Not the churches, the clergy. by BloodyViking2004-10-20 12:17:07
        Correct. In the US. (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-20 12:00:04
  I'm a poopyhead, then by bastetsmuse2004-10-20 11:29:37
    Huh? by Kickstart2004-10-20 11:36:46
      Marriage in general by bastetsmuse2004-10-20 11:44:55
        AFAIK marriage by gibuu2004-10-20 15:11:10
        Nope. by Naruki2004-10-20 11:47:39
      But you were in Alabama... by nin_man2004-10-20 11:40:17
  Not true at all by raptillicus2004-10-20 11:29:37
    The civil paperwork is the only part by BloodyViking2004-10-20 11:34:43
      unless you live in a theocratic state? by swisscheese2004-10-20 12:01:52
  Marriage is... by kelli2172004-10-20 11:20:50
    I would modify #1 a tad... by Naruki2004-10-20 11:41:25
      Probably I do need to modify it. by kelli2172004-10-20 15:05:35
      Yes, marriage is a public statement by swisscheese2004-10-20 11:56:17
        Er, um? by Naruki2004-10-20 11:57:21
          ???. IFAIK, it does. by swisscheese2004-10-20 12:00:10
          Generally, it does. Usually two. by BloodyViking2004-10-20 11:59:06
    Agreed! But to clarify by Lis772004-10-20 11:28:20
      Why not? What is the distinction? (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-10-20 11:30:24
  Does that mean by LurkerMo2004-10-20 11:18:38
    Not necessarily. by BloodyViking2004-10-20 11:20:34
      *ahem* by bastetsmuse2004-10-20 11:30:34
        I don't follow the logic of that statement. by BloodyViking2004-10-20 11:47:09
      It's your jihad. by LurkerMo2004-10-20 11:22:23
        I would consider marriage a subset by BloodyViking2004-10-20 11:29:14
          You need an answer to a jihad? That would be by LurkerMo2004-10-20 11:45:58
            No, I asked for an answer to Your question, by BloodyViking2004-10-20 11:57:14
              IMO by LurkerMo2004-10-20 12:14:28
  I'm a poopyhead. (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-20 11:15:37
    Not that I disagree or anything, but by BloodyViking2004-10-20 11:17:31
  Civility is required? by Spud312004-10-20 11:14:53
    It was either that... by nin_man2004-10-20 11:41:02
      Oh. That's a problem? (n/t) by Spud312004-10-20 14:36:03
    If it's not civil by DesertRat662004-10-20 11:19:48
      That's my experience by HeyRef2004-10-20 11:34:44
w0000000000000000000000t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by oot2004-10-20 11:13:28
  Congrats! by Nath32004-10-20 14:12:35
    Thanks! by oot2004-10-20 14:26:24
  MAN THE GUNS! THE CANADIANS ARE INVADING! by LionsPhil2004-10-20 13:29:02
    Wha? by oot2004-10-20 13:33:28
      Nope, just shorts in my brain. by LionsPhil2004-10-20 13:51:19
        Heh... by oot2004-10-20 13:56:13
      not a youper, eh? (n/t) by psychoi3oy2004-10-20 13:39:28
        Nope, just a troll by oot2004-10-20 13:45:44
          Ehm... clarification by oot2004-10-20 13:57:39
  Holy Moley, and congrats! by AG_wyvern2004-10-20 11:42:39
    Thanks! by oot2004-10-20 11:54:49
  All right, oot!!! by HeyRef2004-10-20 11:42:02
    Thanks! by oot2004-10-20 11:54:03
  {{{oot}}} by VCA2004-10-20 11:33:59
    {{{VCA}}} by oot2004-10-20 11:51:40
  Congrats! by dodrian2004-10-20 11:29:22
    Thanks! by oot2004-10-20 11:51:11
      Ahh, ok by dodrian2004-10-20 11:57:16
        Oh, and by dodrian2004-10-20 11:59:22
          Why?!? by oot2004-10-20 12:08:35
            The collisions. by LionsPhil2004-10-20 13:48:13
            We're not used to it. No one knows how to. (n/t) by dodrian2004-10-20 12:20:30
  Huzzah! (n/t) by Pic2004-10-20 11:25:12
    :-) (n/t) by oot2004-10-20 11:43:00
  Driving tip for Americans in England by DesertRat662004-10-20 11:22:54
    *giggle* by oot2004-10-20 11:39:43
      "Stick shift"? by LionsPhil2004-10-20 13:44:05
        Yep, I mean manual transmission by oot2004-10-20 13:47:29
          Generally just refered to as "manual" over here. by LionsPhil2004-10-20 13:49:37
      Good plan by dodrian2004-10-20 11:45:51
        I can agree on that.. by krikkert2004-10-20 12:17:08
    Yeah! They drive on the wrong side of the road! by shorty822004-10-20 11:24:51
      Try it in a 5 ton 6x6 by DesertRat662004-10-20 11:28:59
        Bah, you should try Guernsey. by LionsPhil2004-10-20 13:45:48
        "I'm sorry, but British cars have steering wheels. by dodrian2004-10-20 11:33:30
          Fawlty Towers by HeyRef2004-10-20 11:43:14
            Ahhh, we're fresh out of walnuts. by dodrian2004-10-20 11:44:27
              I got pecans by Reddy2004-10-20 13:26:47
  That's great, yay! by Lis772004-10-20 11:22:34
    Thanks! :-) (n/t) by oot2004-10-20 11:33:24
  Yayyyyy!!! by esbita2004-10-20 11:21:04
    Thanks! by oot2004-10-20 11:30:36
      Don't know about Spain, by krikkert2004-10-20 11:34:48
        Ooh... by oot2004-10-20 11:42:25
          You should definatly visit Spain while you're in by dodrian2004-10-20 11:43:39
            Unfortunately, I have no money by oot2004-10-20 11:53:14
              And the exchange rate bites by dodrian2004-10-20 12:11:15
              {{ugh}} that is my one regret... by esbita2004-10-20 12:01:49
  {{{{{{Oot}}}}} by Reddy2004-10-20 11:17:06
    {{{{{{Reddy}}}}} by oot2004-10-20 11:28:36
      there should be time to find out by Reddy2004-10-20 11:30:26
        *nods* by oot2004-10-20 11:32:41
  Congratulations! (n/t) by Nea2004-10-20 11:16:03
    Thanks! :-) (n/t) by oot2004-10-20 11:27:28
  Yeah for Oot! Yeah! by shorty822004-10-20 11:15:51
    Thanks! {{{Shorty82}}} (n/t) by oot2004-10-20 11:26:49
  I hope you like "fish & chips". by BloodyViking2004-10-20 11:15:34
    Bah! by LionsPhil2004-10-20 13:39:09
    Only if you like lots of grease and salt... by dodrian2004-10-20 11:31:53
    check this out by bastetsmuse2006-11-19 12:55:59
      That was a joke, but thanks for the link. by BloodyViking2004-10-20 13:29:24
    *giggle* by oot2004-10-20 11:26:29
      Mushy peas it is! by LionsPhil2004-10-20 13:40:17
    Bangers and mash is pretty good. by retiqlum22004-10-20 11:25:03
  Cool! by nin_man2004-10-20 11:15:24
    :-D (n/t) by oot2004-10-20 11:24:53
  {{{oot}}} by krikkert2004-10-20 11:15:13
    {{{krikkert}}} by oot2004-10-20 11:24:31
  god save the queen.... by Nightwind2004-10-20 11:15:03
    *giggle* by oot2004-10-20 11:24:13
  {{{{{{{{{{oot}}}}}}}}}} by Spud312004-10-20 11:14:07
    {{{{{{{{{{Spud31}}}}}}}}}} by oot2004-10-20 11:14:44
Semi Daily LOTGD post by Nightwind2004-10-20 10:38:58
  Stormy days give me an extra fight (n/t) by Ston2004-10-20 14:43:29
  The WEATHER? by bastetsmuse2004-10-20 11:00:53
    Same, same here. by Spud312004-10-20 11:15:28
    in the game.... by Nightwind2004-10-20 11:11:27
      No character.... by bastetsmuse2004-10-20 11:27:05
        hit my diary, read up on lotgd by Nightwind2004-10-20 14:44:18
    hmmm by Reddy2004-10-20 11:01:58
      *finds large scythe* by krikkert2004-10-20 11:04:43
        joins krikkert, by bastetsmuse2004-10-20 11:31:50
          hmmm by Reddy2004-10-20 11:37:14
            oops - forgot - it is 89f now by Reddy2004-10-20 11:38:48
              Bastetsmuse, wait.. by krikkert2004-10-20 11:45:00
                hey, you are good by Reddy2004-10-20 11:47:22
                  Meh. by krikkert2004-10-20 12:14:49
              Weatherbug? by shorty822004-10-20 11:40:23
                my dad did it by Reddy2004-10-20 11:43:52
        let me know by Reddy2004-10-20 11:15:38
          Might take some time. by krikkert2004-10-20 11:16:17
            ah, but by bastetsmuse2004-10-20 11:33:09
            *averts eyes* by Spud312004-10-20 11:16:59
              Ah. Those. by krikkert2004-10-20 11:31:14
                Shrinkage? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-10-20 11:34:34
              oh? by Reddy2004-10-20 11:18:30
                I didn't check yesterday's board. by Spud312004-10-20 11:19:58
                  Kilts? (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-20 11:31:36
                  We could ask but it wasn't his I'm trying to sew ( (n/t) by Reddy2004-10-20 11:21:23
If Bush and Kerry both admitted... by SuaveRedSalami2004-10-20 10:36:47
  Vote Morbo for President 2004! (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-20 12:17:58
    "Earthlings do not yet know... by HeyRef2004-10-20 12:47:19
  people by dennismv2004-10-20 11:29:49
    AAAHHHH!!! by DesertRat662004-10-20 11:31:52
      would it actually be worse??? by swisscheese2004-10-20 11:41:51
      Hmm by MikeCDN2004-10-20 11:39:22
        s/share your oi-il too/give your oil to me/ by wstam2004-10-20 13:50:39
        course by MikeCDN2004-10-20 12:07:37
        *drops an anvil on your head* (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-10-20 12:06:41
          owww... you know we were all thinking it (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-10-20 12:21:58
            Sorry, reflex. ;) (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-10-20 13:24:14
  Well Bush is already trying to do that by MikeCDN2004-10-20 10:54:44
  You mean.... They're not? (n/t) by Anonymous Freak2004-10-20 10:46:22
  Wait by DesertRat662004-10-20 10:39:12
    They might as well have. by SuaveRedSalami2004-10-20 10:40:39
      They'd spin the baby as a terrorist. (n/t) by Number_Six2004-10-20 10:42:46
        *falls down laughing* by bastetsmuse2004-10-20 11:01:41
        Bush FIGHTS TERRORISM by preemptive eating! (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-10-20 10:44:52
          Then there'd be the inevitable backlash by Naruki2004-10-20 11:10:09
            Not to mention by LionsPhil2004-10-20 14:02:34
            And the backlash backlash by tigermouse2004-10-20 11:14:42
            Good good by Liava2004-10-20 11:11:54
          Terrorists retaliate with PRETZELS ! (n/t) by Number_Six2004-10-20 10:47:17
          Next, on Crossfire: ... by Hassan2004-10-20 10:46:18
            We interrupt this program with breaking news: by Number_Six2004-10-20 10:54:30
          Worst thing is, it'd probably work.. (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-20 10:45:30
      I ate a babeh! I ate a babeh! by kelli2172004-10-20 10:42:20
  Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos! (n/t) by Hassan2004-10-20 10:37:21
Just deleted a few hundred emails by farfalla2004-10-20 10:29:05
Bush: "Presiden't job is to solve problems." by rorajoey2004-10-20 10:26:26
  These days, it's to look good in front of a camera by Schol-R-LEA;22004-10-20 13:25:57
  so why's he running? (n/t) by swisscheese2004-10-20 12:04:43
  To make sure the civil service (and military) by LurkerMo2004-10-20 11:21:25
  To fit Bush that quote would have to read: by shorty822004-10-20 10:28:57
    s/has/hasn't/ (n/t) by shorty822004-10-20 10:42:32
    * hands shorty82 a "n't" * :) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-10-20 10:33:16
      Whoops. by shorty822004-10-20 10:42:15
        It lacks the negation key? ;) by Scirocco2004-10-20 10:44:26
Bought a new book yesterday... by scragman2004-10-20 10:23:21
Bloody 'ell by MikeCDN2004-10-20 10:20:06
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Violation of one-click rule (n/t) by Kickstart2004-10-20 11:13:30
  MODS! by shorty822004-10-20 10:11:04
When will eVoting die? by Illiad2004-10-20 10:02:02
  I E-voted yesterday and it was fine by TrogL2004-10-20 11:18:24
    We use the a similar ballot here. by shorty822004-10-20 11:19:49
  What an odd concept. Voting 'booth'? by Anonymous Freak2004-10-20 10:50:37
    To limit voting to this method alone by LurkerMo2004-10-20 11:26:01
  Hopefully soon. by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-20 10:13:48
    I second that opinion. by Number_Six2004-10-20 10:22:19
  Well actually by MikeCDN2004-10-20 10:10:30
    Referendums and plebiscites... by Illiad2004-10-20 10:13:53
      I can see few uses for eVoting. by AG_wyvern2004-10-20 10:20:49
        Thank $deity our supervisor of elections has sense by VCA2004-10-20 11:00:53
          We use the same type ballot up here in Santa Rosa by shorty822004-10-20 11:04:43
      If they want to be lazy for Presidental by MikeCDN2004-10-20 10:16:11
And the winner is.... by thewrongcrowd2004-10-20 10:00:34
  Popular vote means nothing by MikeCDN2004-10-20 10:41:47
    Tha electrical college thingy really messes things by moondemon2004-10-20 13:07:47
      Don't ask me by MikeCDN2004-10-20 13:17:31
        You don't have electricity up there? by Naruki2004-10-20 13:27:05
    I doubt it. by Anonymous Freak2004-10-20 11:25:23
      Worse tehn I would have guessed by MikeCDN2004-10-20 11:35:39
        I think it's even worse than figured, too by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
          50% of pop = actual voters. by Anonymous Freak2006-11-19 12:55:59
            from the census guys by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
    They're 12 by tigermouse2004-10-20 11:18:19
  Funnily enough by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Could be very different cross sections by hyzenthlay2004-10-20 11:16:15
      Is this a serious response I see? by tigermouse2004-10-20 11:19:45
    I'm putting my faith in the Redskins game by shorty822004-10-20 10:07:14
      Heh. by thewrongcrowd2004-10-20 10:20:36
        I haven't heard that one before. by shorty822004-10-20 10:23:44
          Interesting... (n/t) by shorty822004-10-20 10:26:18
it's kinda eerie to discover by niwikki2004-10-20 10:00:11
  {{{Niwikki}}} by Reddy2004-10-20 10:26:36
Oh good $diety by DesertRat662004-10-20 09:55:45
  Note to organizers of Karaoke parties: by DesertRat662004-10-20 11:12:55
    What did you do? (n/t) by shorty822004-10-20 11:14:29
      *whistles innocently* (n/t) by DesertRat662004-10-20 11:24:17
        Yes, come on ! I like a good bofh story ! (n/t) by Yaeger2004-10-20 12:07:21
        Oh! Come on! Tell us, please! by shorty822004-10-20 11:28:40
          I have no idea why they did by DesertRat662004-10-20 11:30:14
          I'm guessing he messed with the play list. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-10-20 11:29:40
            This is where Ween comes in handy. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-10-20 11:58:07
              What's "Ween"? (n/t) by shorty822004-10-20 12:06:06
  Are you sure you're not dead... by esbita2004-10-20 11:08:13
  Stairway! Play Stairway! (n/t) by Hassan2004-10-20 10:39:10
    NO! Play "Misty" for me! (n/t) by chuckab2004-10-20 10:50:03
  Go find the breaker box and turn off the breaker by shorty822004-10-20 10:31:02
    No key by DesertRat662004-10-20 10:34:17
      Durn it! That's right! by shorty822004-10-20 10:45:53
        s/boar/bar/; by krikkert2004-10-20 10:47:21
          Hehehe! That would. by shorty822004-10-20 10:49:25
            But the o isn't even remotely close by krikkert2004-10-20 10:50:33
              It's this blasted keyboard I tell you! by shorty822004-10-20 10:54:34
      No key? by Hassan2004-10-20 10:38:42
  AAAHHHH!!! by DesertRat662004-10-20 10:10:41
    German students? (n/t) by Spud312004-10-20 10:20:21
      Don't think so by DesertRat662004-10-20 10:22:20
        Now it's 99 Luft Balloons by DesertRat662004-10-20 10:27:15
          "Tainted Love" up yet? (n/t) by watsondog2004-10-20 10:38:37
          The original version or the English translation? by Avium2004-10-20 10:30:45
            This isn't fun (original BTW) by DesertRat662004-10-20 10:32:53
              Now we know what to do to the Iraqui by voxwoman2004-10-20 10:40:16
                You are EVIL! by krikkert2004-10-20 10:43:49
                  Mwahahahahahaaaaa! (n/t) by voxwoman2004-10-20 11:13:17
              Of course it's fun! by Avium2004-10-20 10:36:38
          This is why I have a discman with me at all times. by SuaveRedSalami2004-10-20 10:29:23
    Hey, polka is fun! (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-20 10:11:45
  Someone send the contestants... by Illiad2004-10-20 09:56:57
    Gee thanks a LOT by watsondog2004-10-20 10:37:08
    That would be an improvement! by DesertRat662004-10-20 10:05:44
    Her name was Lola... by Avium2004-10-20 10:01:04
      Oh but wait!! by Illiad2004-10-20 10:03:23
        That's it!!! I'm running for President!!! by DesertRat662004-10-20 10:09:21
          You'd have to nuke Nevada. That's were she lives. by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-20 10:12:33
            But by basher202004-10-20 11:12:42
              But Mikey won't stop pimping Canada by moondemon2004-10-20 13:11:05
            There's always deportation by DesertRat662004-10-20 10:19:59
          I'd vote for you. by krikkert2004-10-20 10:11:00
        How about modern-day Cher? by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-20 10:06:49
    Or some BeeGees! by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-20 10:00:24
      Michael Bolton, that's the ticket. ;-) (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2004-10-20 10:01:25
Karl Rove must love liberals. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Impose same-sex marriage by thread_killer2004-10-20 10:03:10
    LOL by Illiad2004-10-20 10:06:50
      It's not choice, it's brainwashing! Liberal media! by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-20 10:10:58
        Isn't Ani bisexual? by RigbyReardon2004-10-20 10:38:58
          Bisexuality by tigermouse2004-10-20 11:40:30
          She's still going to hell. by SuaveRedSalami2004-10-20 10:41:36
            Are you sure it isn't just far enough? (n/t) by Hassan2004-10-20 10:47:10
              Just far enough for ETERNAL DAMNATION! by SuaveRedSalami2004-10-20 10:52:39
        Oh no! by SuaveRedSalami2004-10-20 10:28:00
          Funny by thread_killer2004-10-20 10:46:44
            Well in a way it is contagious by DesertRat662004-10-20 11:03:10
              It's not though, is it? by SuaveRedSalami2004-10-20 11:08:46
                All sorts have theories have come up. by LionsPhil2004-10-20 15:47:47
                No real clue by DesertRat662004-10-20 11:18:14
            You ain't heard nothin'... by Hassan2004-10-20 10:49:56
          Don't worry, I have a cure. (n/t) by Hassan2004-10-20 10:37:56
      Classic Eddie Murphy by thread_killer2004-10-20 10:08:45
Democrats "Crack the Vote" in Ohio by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  LART! LART! LART! by Naruki2004-10-20 10:43:21
    if it actually happened by Nightwind2004-10-20 11:13:27
      If WHAT actually happened? by Naruki2004-10-20 11:45:52
      That's been linked here by tigermouse2004-10-20 11:31:22
      That's in the same link I provided by DesertRat662004-10-20 11:27:01
    At least he clearly doesn't care.... by Ravenlock2004-10-20 11:10:39
      Good point. by Naruki2004-10-20 11:13:09
    If Bush gets re-elected I might be by DesertRat662004-10-20 11:06:25
      if Herr Bush gets re-elected... by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 12:09:51
        Sometimes I wish all the people that said that by bwkaz2004-10-20 14:41:53
          Oftentimes I wish all the people by Naruki2004-10-20 14:49:07
            Of course, I didn't vote for him. by bwkaz2004-10-20 19:03:33
    I don't know what I was thinking... by Hassan2004-10-20 10:51:23
  Any evidence Chad Staton is a Democrat? by tigermouse2004-10-20 10:01:37
    The NAACP... by basher202004-10-20 15:05:47
      Staton by tigermouse2004-10-20 15:17:00
    Oh come on! by DesertRat662004-10-20 11:08:48
  The man who commited the fraud wasn't a volunteer by buddha2006-11-19 12:55:59
  why.... by khariqmike2004-10-20 09:52:25
    Tradition by DesertRat662004-10-20 09:57:18
      So a logical fallacy... by DaNutBall2004-10-20 10:27:23
        Don't need a fallacy to do that by DesertRat662004-10-20 10:35:09
          Which justifies your tactic how? by Ravenlock2004-10-20 11:09:14
          Heh. "Fallacy" sounds like such a dirty word. (n/t by SuaveRedSalami2004-10-20 10:42:08
2 donuts, 3 cups of coffee, and 4 sudafed/tylenol by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 09:34:52
  Nyquil may cause drowsiness... by Avium2004-10-20 10:04:05
    it should read dont make any f4ing plans by joecrouse2004-10-20 14:40:47
    hehe, I still laugh every time I read that by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 10:06:32
      My son's Tylenol for Colds medicine says that. by Avium2004-10-20 10:13:48
  nyquil + pseudoephidrine = fun... by scragman2004-10-20 09:37:14
    Big N, little Y, big freaking Q!! by crash_2004-10-20 10:56:30
      The Q is talkin' to me, the Q is talkin' to me (n/t) by farfalla2004-10-20 12:22:34
    heh, I think it's already got some in it by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 09:40:26
An examination of Jon Stewart's on Crossfire by cristobal2006-11-19 12:55:59
  heh, I should order a video of that by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 09:23:33
    The video is linked from several UFie posts. by Naruki2004-10-20 09:35:07
      Sorry. by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Thanks! by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 09:47:46
      cool, I'll have to remmeber to look when I get hom (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 09:35:50
Politics! by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Working Clickies! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  You'll have to 'splain the first one to me by tigermouse2004-10-20 09:43:31
    Probably depends on your definition by Naruki2004-10-20 10:29:59
      So by your definition Democrats are terrorists? by DesertRat662004-10-20 11:42:20
        Is that a strawman argument I see? by Naruki2004-10-20 11:44:12
          How so? by DesertRat662004-10-20 12:16:37
            LART! by Naruki2004-10-20 13:20:50
              I have a better idea by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                You would attempt to claim that idea by Naruki2004-10-20 14:16:14
                  You know yesterday you accused me of running by DesertRat662004-10-20 14:25:26
                    Please learn the truth before accusing. by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Two points by tigermouse2004-10-20 12:36:45
              Doesn't work I'm afraid by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                You rebut your own argument by tigermouse2004-10-20 14:57:27
                  That really sounds like a nitpick by DesertRat662004-10-20 18:03:32
                    Come now by tigermouse2004-10-20 18:53:34
                      So it is a nitpick by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                        DR, are you kidding me? by tigermouse2004-10-20 21:23:49
                          You're really wasting your time. by Naruki2004-10-20 21:54:11
  Iran and USA... by Number_Six2004-10-20 09:13:26
  Thanks! by TechisSO2004-10-20 08:43:38
    Made *me* sing a Korn song. by Spud312004-10-20 08:51:10
      Made *me* sing a Black Eyed Peas song! by farfalla2004-10-20 08:56:31
        I frequently like songs better... by farfalla2004-10-20 08:57:47
          Some Songs have a good tune by Trinity_Quasar2004-10-20 08:59:29
    Good! by Naruki2004-10-20 08:44:53
  What? No jokes from Comicus! Bah! (n/t) by DesertRat662004-10-20 08:42:20
    Who dat? by Naruki2004-10-20 09:05:33
      He was a stand-up-philosopher. by BloodyViking2004-10-20 10:42:13
      *sigh* by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
Update from yesterday's job interview! by TechisSO2004-10-20 08:35:44
  Great! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well done! by foredeck2004-10-20 09:35:50
  *repeatedly betrays my upper phalanges* by Naruki2004-10-20 08:43:48
  conga rats! by scragman2004-10-20 08:43:05
  Clickie by Reddy2006-11-19 12:55:59
    oops - forgot - congrats by Reddy2004-10-20 08:40:48
  The code is strong with this one by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thank goodness by TechisSO2004-10-20 08:45:20
Invoke : Linux Masters by Number_Six2004-10-20 08:03:10
  What about Debian? by dr.seltsam2004-10-20 09:43:57
  consider FreeBSD aswell. by Myke2004-10-20 09:10:40
    It's already in the queue. by Number_Six2004-10-20 09:32:54
      you won't notice a difference for basic stuff by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 09:38:39
  GentooPPC by stacato2004-10-20 08:09:40
    plus yellowdog and suse are RPM based by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 08:13:09
      I've heard yellowdog isn't bad and seen it by celticess2004-10-20 09:05:21
        I use yellowdog by dodrian2004-10-20 09:20:26
      Thank you both ! by Number_Six2004-10-20 09:05:16
have you had your GUINEA-PIG dish yet ? by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I hope she wins the suit. by Naruki2004-10-20 08:34:09
  Yes I have. (n/t) by buddha2004-10-20 08:29:17
  Spent 2000$ on a permit by scissors2004-10-20 08:13:35
    Permits and Shutdowns by mortaine2004-10-20 09:38:18
El Register und DDOS attack by stacato2004-10-20 07:56:02
  As of 16:30 BST, they're back up by theanomaly2004-10-20 08:55:28
    I still can't get to them. by TheGM2004-10-20 15:58:28
  NOOOOOO by MikeCDN2004-10-20 08:38:45
  Hint: don't go there to see how ugly it is by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 08:00:42
Today is going to be a good day by Glytch782004-10-20 07:09:13
  seems to be "happy geek weeks" or something by sylencer2004-10-20 10:37:30
  I'm confused. by shorty822004-10-20 07:55:20
    /me slaps grammer nazi (n/t) by Glytch782004-10-20 13:05:37
I think I have just upset the sexy secretary by Spisefisken2004-10-20 06:41:24
  No no no no! by funky_monkey2004-10-20 08:26:42
    And if you're smart by thewrongcrowd2004-10-20 09:40:39
  Talk to her in persoon by evilsysadmin2004-10-20 07:44:17
    I will apologize when I get to the office tomorrow by Spisefisken2004-10-20 07:50:22
  What is a paper calender? (n/t) by airborneric2004-10-20 07:05:54
    AFAIR it is something they used last millenium by Spisefisken2004-10-20 07:12:00
      only in PL/SQL by Matthewdba2004-10-20 07:46:00
  @ home, next to the phone by scissors2004-10-20 06:54:32
    But you carry the phone with you all the time by Spisefisken2004-10-20 07:04:08
      That's what I use. by Khaar2004-10-20 07:15:44
      Carry that one? by scissors2004-10-20 07:12:38
        Switch to a Motorola by Spisefisken2004-10-20 07:17:14
          Why motorola? That's Apple PPC, no? by scissors2004-10-20 07:25:32
            Bah. Phone's place is on the belt! by Khaar2004-10-20 07:42:51
              I have no children on my belt either (n/t?) by scissors2004-10-20 07:45:32
  Say what?!?! by DesertRat662004-10-20 06:43:36
    I have problems with them by version0.12004-10-20 07:43:58
    I have no problems with either by Matthewdba2004-10-20 06:48:30
  No you fool! by thread_killer2004-10-20 06:43:27
    Well she is already spoken for by Spisefisken2004-10-20 06:50:22
      Fool nonetheless -- by webishop2004-10-20 07:12:55
        Well that what was I was trying to do by Spisefisken2004-10-20 07:21:40
The UF Weekly Photoschlock Contest! by Arivia2006-11-19 12:55:59
Officially disgusted by thread_killer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yup. by Arcanum2004-10-20 13:16:22
    See... by thread_killer2004-10-20 15:35:23
      I think Kerry. by Arcanum2004-10-20 15:42:06
  I was, until I saw today's WSJ by DesertRat662004-10-20 10:25:27
  I'm not... by thewrongcrowd2004-10-20 09:46:24
  J Leno was funny lastnight about it :) (n/t) by celticess2004-10-20 09:27:09
  So whose fault is it, really? by LurkerMo2004-10-20 09:18:44
    A deadly plague that only affects the stupid? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-10-20 09:31:34
      Humanity would be wiped out. by Number_Six2004-10-20 09:35:57
  ever play $ROLE_PLAYING_GAME with a by leistico2004-10-20 09:17:38
    Many times in the past. by Illiad2004-10-20 10:52:03
  Bush V.Gore really let the genie out of the bottle by funky_monkey2004-10-20 08:31:57
  YES! I am disgusted by dcnblues2004-10-20 08:29:44
    So Bush wins? by Naruki2004-10-20 08:32:01
      Maybe if he flaps those ears hard enough by theanomaly2004-10-20 08:59:43
  Extremely. by JPaganel2004-10-20 08:02:17
  I note that the Democrats... by Naruki2004-10-20 07:22:38
  On news blackout.... by esbita2004-10-20 07:01:36
  Remember..There are other candidates by evilsysadmin2004-10-20 06:39:35
    Yeah, the message being 4 More Wars. by Naruki2004-10-20 07:21:25
    I agree... but by synod2004-10-20 07:04:04
    Well, I've never hidden the fact by thread_killer2004-10-20 06:48:09
      Thats exactly my point... by evilsysadmin2004-10-20 07:39:54
        That would be a great day for America, but by shorty822004-10-20 11:12:36
        Oh no, I vote Libertarian too by thread_killer2004-10-20 08:45:05
      How about a monkey? by oot2004-10-20 07:04:39
        That's one for Bush, then. by Naruki2004-10-20 07:24:33
          Quit insulting my ancestors! by oot2004-10-20 11:11:16
    Yeah, but there isn't one among them by BloodyViking2004-10-20 06:45:47
      You get two votes? (n/t) by tigermouse2004-10-20 06:58:24
        You mean I don't by BloodyViking2004-10-20 07:08:55
          You were scheduled to by tigermouse2004-10-20 07:17:02
            No, no. You are thinking of McNutCase, by BloodyViking2004-10-20 07:25:19
              Are you saying you'd vote by tigermouse2004-10-20 07:49:38
                Augh! You just couldn't resist, could you? by BloodyViking2004-10-20 07:57:57
                  I do by tigermouse2004-10-20 08:15:12
                    O'Reily now? (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 08:17:17
                      bah, sorry for killing the puns by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 09:54:16
                        I thought it was good by tigermouse2004-10-20 10:08:47
                          But the picture on the front has to be interesting by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 10:10:19
                            But of course by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
        s/then/than/ by kelli2172004-10-20 07:00:43
          LOL! by Naruki2004-10-20 07:28:21
          No problem. I don't mind at all. by BloodyViking2004-10-20 07:07:41
  Yeah, it's disgusting. by lucidpsyche2004-10-20 06:25:05
    I don't think the third party candidates by BloodyViking2004-10-20 06:37:18
      Naruki for president in 2008 !!! by Number_Six2004-10-20 07:36:31
        It would be fun to watch a presidential debate by buddha2004-10-20 08:08:23
          but wouldn't Naruki have to be behind a curtain by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 08:10:22
            The great and powerful Oz has spoken! by Naruki2004-10-20 08:13:34
              ah by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 08:15:05
                Why, online of course! by Naruki2004-10-20 08:29:31
                  Exactly why you'd never get elected. by kelli2172004-10-20 11:03:04
          Mr. Moderator... by Naruki2004-10-20 08:09:59
      I wouldn't. by Naruki2004-10-20 07:29:49
        Well, it isn't as if you would have any chance by BloodyViking2004-10-20 07:33:19
          I didn't say I wouldn't be better. by Naruki2004-10-20 07:52:44
      Sad thing is... by esbita2004-10-20 07:17:07
      Yeah, but... by lucidpsyche2004-10-20 06:38:36
        So if the election comes out by scissors2004-10-20 06:44:59
        I'm in the same boat... by vampire2004-10-20 06:42:49
          Nader's running as an independent. by lucidpsyche2004-10-20 07:56:09
            But I can't bring myself to vote for Nader. by vampire2004-10-20 08:06:43
              David Cobb is the 2004 Green candidate, not Nader (n/t) by tigermouse2004-10-20 08:23:44
              I think lucidpsyche's point was that by BloodyViking2004-10-20 08:11:21
                Exactly. by lucidpsyche2004-10-20 08:26:26
                  Not when you are practically helping Bush win. by Naruki2004-10-20 08:30:49
                    California's going Democrat anyway. by lucidpsyche2004-10-20 08:33:51
                      No Diebold voting machines in California? by BloodyViking2004-10-20 09:36:15
                        Ouch. by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      That's different, then. by Naruki2004-10-20 08:35:39
              Voting for anyone other than Kerry... by Naruki2004-10-20 08:09:04
                Do you really think Congress will let him start by BloodyViking2004-10-20 08:16:52
                  I am concerned about Bush starting by rorajoey2004-10-20 11:03:06
                  If it's still majority Republican? by tigermouse2004-10-20 08:20:36
                    As long as the Democrats maintain by DesertRat662004-10-20 08:32:49
                      Oops by DesertRat662004-10-20 08:37:10
                        Not quite equivalent by tigermouse2004-10-20 09:36:20
  Officially Disgustipated by Havoc2004-10-20 05:59:42
    Well, not really. by kelli2172004-10-20 11:16:15
      I'm not so sure about that 'take a stand and by LurkerMo2004-10-20 11:40:19
        No, see... by kelli2172004-10-20 12:46:46
          That's right! by LurkerMo2004-10-20 12:59:03
    Disgusted... For other reasons by synod2004-10-20 06:29:52
    Illuminati, schmilluminati; but disgusted no less by HadEnuf2004-10-20 06:13:14
TTGTB.. by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sweet Dreams hunny. by Trinity_Quasar2004-10-20 09:39:44
  *Heads to bed* night all (n/t) by dab2004-10-20 07:26:48
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Hello? What part of 'ninja' don't you understand? (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 05:06:50
  I totally didn't see those ni]nja there before. by Ubergeek22004-10-20 06:02:32
    There's a ninja? (n/t) by oot2004-10-20 07:02:54
  Ninja Burger!! by scragman2004-10-20 05:14:52
  The "aaaiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee" part ? (n/t) by aix tom2004-10-20 05:07:52
    hint: other comic with the name of barnyard animal (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-10-20 05:09:44
Bwahaha! by Sim2006-11-19 12:55:59
  GOL! by Naruki2004-10-20 08:14:11
  hahaha great... (n/t) by richlondoner2004-10-20 08:04:54
  It starts getting intresting! by sauerlandcowboy2004-10-20 07:25:07
  *giggle* by oot2004-10-20 07:02:03
  Oh lord that's funny.... (n/t) by vampire2004-10-20 06:48:41
  175.01 GBP now by chaotic2004-10-20 06:47:39
  10 MILLION now (n/t) by Havoc2004-10-20 06:02:20
    Retracted. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-10-20 08:43:40
      back at 10 million now *weird* (n/t) by chaotic2004-10-20 12:22:40
  Hilarious! (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-10-20 05:59:25
  *chokes on her drink* by syren2004-10-20 05:39:44
  Evil british! by sauerlandcowboy2004-10-20 05:32:32
    I like the British... by esbita2004-10-20 07:29:55
  Genius, absolute genius by darkphoenix2004-10-20 05:10:24
A.J. prioritizes :D by jpprater2004-10-20 04:52:03
  I have to say, I'm starting to like Outlook 2002 by ToLazyToThink2004-10-20 05:04:21
    I like OneNote and Visio. by krikkert2004-10-20 05:06:22
Godzilla by veran2004-10-20 04:43:01
  it's about time! (n/t) by voxwoman2004-10-20 06:46:30
  Link to story in English: by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Warning: Site not in English. by BaruMonkey2004-10-20 04:46:39
    As krikkert say icelandic by Spisefisken2004-10-20 04:50:50
      Old Norse has it. by krikkert2004-10-20 05:03:36
    .is, Icelandic. (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-20 04:47:30
  Clicky for the lazy by smiler_as2006-11-19 12:55:59
Do you ever get a feeling... by Khaar2004-10-20 04:22:35
  Yep. When I'm having a dream for instance. by aix tom2004-10-20 07:22:45
  *Adjusts Mind-Control Machine* by Number_Six2004-10-20 07:01:14
    *tries* by Khaar2004-10-20 07:19:12
      *Slaps Mind-Control Machine* by Number_Six2004-10-20 07:23:34
  You aren't an Igor, are you? by AshyRaine2004-10-20 05:10:08
    Igors, by krikkert2004-10-20 05:12:02
  I've got fingers, but I never seen 'em fing. by BaruMonkey2004-10-20 04:38:59
  Yup. by krikkert2004-10-20 04:25:59
  Swap out pairs of hands? by Arivia2004-10-20 04:25:42
  Dang, I don't have a cure. But if you do please by JerseyGirl2004-10-20 04:24:49
    I'd like a cure too.... by Electric Storm2004-10-20 04:41:25
Illiways, the Café at the end of the UFieverse by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *pours self BAS* by esbita2004-10-20 07:53:57
  *sits in the corner drawing* by treehugger2004-10-20 06:26:06
    {{{Treehugger}}} by Reddy2004-10-20 08:42:19
      Just doodlin, by treehugger2004-10-20 08:53:38
    *serves cappuccino* by dab2004-10-20 06:29:01
      Thanks, *sips cappuccino* by treehugger2004-10-20 06:30:28
        aha! found it. by dab2004-10-20 06:38:32
  -waves- 'morning all! by lucidpsyche2004-10-20 06:21:23
    *waves at lucidpsyche* (n/t) by vampire2004-10-20 06:40:29
    *waves back* by dab2004-10-20 06:26:31
      Thanks. :-) by lucidpsyche2004-10-20 06:51:29
  {{{Krikkert}}} by Reddy2004-10-20 05:51:21
  It's getting better and better in here by ranja2004-10-20 05:25:09
    *serves lasagne* by dab2004-10-20 05:27:12
      this was goooood by ranja2004-10-20 06:54:58
        no problems mate... by dab2004-10-20 07:00:49
    *brings tray over* by krikkert2004-10-20 05:26:50
      thanks, I'm happy by ranja2004-10-20 06:56:07
  *brings hot milk w/ honey and herbs for krikkert* by chaotic2004-10-20 05:23:07
    *serves* by krikkert2004-10-20 05:26:10
      and thanks for the pasta :) by chaotic2004-10-20 05:40:07
        if you want anything specially by dab2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Go to bed, krikkert by chaotic2004-10-20 05:39:36
        Fine, fine.. by krikkert2004-10-20 05:40:19
          *draps blanket over krikkert* by chaotic2004-10-20 05:51:21
  {{{krikkert}}} (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-10-20 04:51:51
    {{{AshyRaine}}} by krikkert2004-10-20 05:04:25
      I'm good by AshyRaine2004-10-20 05:19:12
        No problem. by krikkert2004-10-20 05:28:20
  {{{krikkert}}} by noos2004-10-20 04:12:27
    Of course not. by krikkert2004-10-20 04:13:44
      I was busy with w*** by noos2004-10-20 04:37:06
      Does any one? by Electric Storm2004-10-20 04:25:32
  Same Specials board as the Fake Illiways below by dab2004-10-20 04:10:31
    fake? (n/t) by noos2004-10-20 04:38:36
      ummm, the earlier Illiways by dab2004-10-20 04:41:34
        That's ok by noos2004-10-20 04:44:30
          something to eat? (n/t) by dab2004-10-20 04:49:22
    Pasta of the day, please? by krikkert2004-10-20 04:12:34
      *serves lasagne* by dab2004-10-20 04:14:49
        Yes please, lots of cheese. by krikkert2004-10-20 04:16:46
          poor krikkert by dab2004-10-20 04:19:31
            Mind doing me a favour? by krikkert2004-10-20 04:22:09
              i'll see what i can do... by dab2004-10-20 04:23:21
                Right, do that. by krikkert2004-10-20 04:24:28
                  no worries mate (n/t) by dab2004-10-20 04:25:34
  Arrrgh sorry! by Trinity_Quasar2004-10-20 04:09:21
  Then I'll take only BAS and to make up for the low by Martyny2004-10-20 04:09:05
    *serves BAS* by krikkert2004-10-20 04:09:55
      *drinks* by Martyny2004-10-20 04:22:15
  {{{Krikkert}}} by Electric Storm2004-10-20 04:08:55
    I *am* staying in bed. by krikkert2004-10-20 04:11:10
      *sips milk* by Electric Storm2004-10-20 04:21:19
        Ah.. Cousin. by krikkert2004-10-20 04:23:46
          I know... by Electric Storm2004-10-20 04:27:15
  {{{krikkert}}} by JerseyGirl2004-10-20 04:08:08
    Danish. by krikkert2004-10-20 04:11:53
      I've been packing and doin a million other things by JerseyGirl2004-10-20 04:16:31
        You'd better. by krikkert2004-10-20 04:17:39
          huh? by JerseyGirl2004-10-20 04:18:35
            Yes, fish. by krikkert2004-10-20 04:19:29
              *chokes, puts danish back* by JerseyGirl2004-10-20 04:21:03
                >=) by krikkert2004-10-20 04:25:10
                  And you know how to do that very very well (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-10-20 04:28:17
                    Scary, isn't it? by krikkert2004-10-20 04:30:05
              *takes fish from krikkert for safety reasons* by Martyny2004-10-20 04:20:55
                I did NOT sleep with that fish. (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-20 04:25:31
                  But as long as ibre of your head is screaming bloo by Martyny2004-10-20 04:28:13
                    You mean JerseyGirl? by krikkert2004-10-20 04:29:05
                      not only her... I mean... with fish-pudding flying by Martyny2004-10-20 04:30:35
                        In other words, self-preservation. by krikkert2004-10-20 04:31:54
Gmail post by gmailthread2006-11-19 12:55:59
*Opens Illiways* by noos2004-10-20 03:57:39
  An owner has showed up by noos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *drags in stack of papers* by Electric Storm2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Today's Specials Board! by dab2004-10-20 04:02:38
im now a certified geek by smiler_as2004-10-20 03:34:34
  Congrats :-) (n/t) by monika_krug2004-10-20 10:13:54
  Well done you! (n/t) by karaken122004-10-20 03:41:59
    Thank You (n/t) by smiler_as2004-10-20 03:43:30
Funny/nice Microsoft ad by chaotic2004-10-20 03:25:47
  Even scarier than it is funny, . . . by HadEnuf2004-10-20 06:16:20
  How is the systems this year? by sl12102004-10-20 03:34:56
    don't know exactly by chaotic2004-10-20 03:54:59
      half a dozen Munich Ufies by soerenjev2004-10-20 06:46:17
        this year or next year? by chaotic2004-10-20 06:50:27
Thanks for the advice, everyone by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Done. by Spud312004-10-20 07:35:13
  Enjoy by HadEnuf2004-10-20 05:45:28
  good luck...although I doubt you'll need luck... by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 03:21:47
Bow to my new laptop. by McGowan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So, whats the vat for? by JustnCase2004-10-20 08:15:55
    Reading other responses by scissors2004-10-20 08:20:59
  It has no strings, bowing wouldn't sound well (n/t by scissors2004-10-20 06:39:19
  eeew, celeron (n/t) by stacato2004-10-20 06:25:55
  Sorry: by sauerlandcowboy2004-10-20 03:55:59
  nice by chaotic2004-10-20 03:27:52
    Well not too much of a joke... by Electric Storm2006-11-19 12:55:59
      but 56 k modem and "high speed" by chaotic2004-10-20 03:56:30
        not at all by stacato2004-10-20 06:40:50
          I am somewhere where I can't get DSL by chaotic2004-10-20 06:57:11
            can't ? by stacato2004-10-20 07:42:38
              I know, but parents have many (stupid) questions by chaotic2004-10-20 12:26:51
  <envy>that's a pretty crappy machine</envy> (n/t) by salix2004-10-20 03:23:22
  I do no bowing to something of that size. by Khaar2004-10-20 03:21:25
  it ain't a 17" PowerBook...no bowing or admiring.. (n/t) by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 03:18:18
    Plus a bit heavy isn't it. by AndyA2004-10-20 03:20:15
      17" PB isn't really any heavier... by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 03:26:56
My personal theme tune for the day by astro-g2004-10-20 02:27:43
  Well, the day is young by tumppu2004-10-20 18:37:12
  Going the distance by Cake (n/t) by joecrouse2004-10-20 14:47:34
  Today - The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything by kambrose2004-10-20 10:48:47
  "My girl" with variations by LeiraHoward2004-10-20 08:38:18
  "Everything Works If You Let It" - Cheap Trick by NOLAWitch2004-10-20 05:31:47
  "let me rest in peace" too by ranja2004-10-20 05:18:05
  "Brass in Pocket" The Pretenders by JerseyGirl2004-10-20 04:11:05
  Classic Ramones: I Need To Be Sedated... (n/t) by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 03:19:14
    24 24 hours to go i wana be sedated by joecrouse2004-10-20 14:48:34
  Boards of Canada's 1969. by Arivia2004-10-20 03:07:54
  Same as always: by Voltigeur2004-10-20 02:59:27
  probably Watashi Wa - All Of Me by AshyRaine2004-10-20 02:50:25
  For felidae lovers: Rupi's Dance by murphy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The song is called 'Rest In Peace'. by Sim2004-10-20 02:34:59
    There is another song like that by a band by JerseyGirl2004-10-20 04:14:18
    Mine wouldnt change that often by astro-g2004-10-20 02:41:36
      You don't have a broken mind, though. by Sim2004-10-20 02:44:10
        Its stuck on a track now, by astro-g2004-10-20 02:46:21
          No. by Sim2004-10-20 02:59:36
            I didnt mean a musical track :- | (n/t) by astro-g2004-10-20 03:41:49
  Tune of the day.. by sauerlandcowboy2004-10-20 02:33:06
    now you've planted me an earworm by chaotic2004-10-20 02:41:39
    Two songs mentioned, two good songs. :) by Scirocco2004-10-20 02:34:47
Red States/Blue States color mixup? by Control2004-10-20 02:27:15
  From the FAQ of a blog I read by altordwm2004-10-20 05:21:54
    Hmm weird by Spisefisken2004-10-20 06:19:06
      About three :-) by Matthewdba2004-10-20 06:41:21
        Isn't that an oxymoron ? by aix tom2004-10-20 07:53:48
  There was a time when at least one notwork . . . by HadEnuf2004-10-20 04:59:59
  'cause red is also the theme color of fascists... (n/t) by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 03:10:57
    Erm, no, that would be brown (n/t) by Control2004-10-20 03:48:07
is http://www.theregister.co.uk/ offline ? by stacato2004-10-20 01:36:36
  DDOS Attack... by sstacks2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Same here. by maxor2004-10-20 02:54:54
  I can't get to it... by McNutcase2004-10-20 01:52:37
  Me too by Liava2004-10-20 01:50:14
  Doesn't work for me and .com neither. (n/t) by scissors2004-10-20 01:47:40
  My El Reg live bookmark is 404ing. by Arivia2004-10-20 01:43:17
Amazing disappearing symbolic links by Control2004-10-20 01:25:06
  Running off an initrd, perhaps? by HadEnuf2004-10-20 05:37:15
  Can you put this line in .bashrc ? by scissors2004-10-20 01:45:48
    or rc.local by aix tom2004-10-20 01:56:55
      will try that, thanks (n/t) by Control2004-10-20 02:35:10
  Symlinking via /dev is antsy. by McNutcase2004-10-20 01:26:53
    No difference by Control2004-10-20 01:41:50
  might see it as a tmp dir and cleans it (n/t) by celticess2004-10-20 01:26:25
I'm hungry! by ikari_012004-10-20 01:22:50
  Did you get those numbers correct? by ideur2004-10-20 03:16:22
    I'd say so by ikari_012006-11-19 12:55:59
      I got my storm information mostly from by ideur2004-10-20 04:04:17
Alright, where's my shirt gone? by McNutcase2004-10-20 01:12:32
  Do you have a light-haired cat? by monika_krug2004-10-20 10:20:27
    Shirt. Not t-shirt, shirt. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-10-20 14:32:34
  Ah. My mum was hiding it... by McNutcase2004-10-20 01:49:26
  Maybe.... by aix tom2004-10-20 01:32:02
    or the underpants gnomes got confused by altordwm2004-10-20 05:28:03
  It had a meeting with... by diGriz2004-10-20 01:20:34
    Black and bleach = pink splodges by treehugger2004-10-20 01:22:06
      Depends on... by diGriz2004-10-20 01:33:33
        H2O2! by Pic2004-10-20 02:27:41
          hydrogen peroxide??? by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 03:16:17
            Hydrogen peroxide by Pic2004-10-20 04:53:02
              Indeed. by Frogboy2004-10-20 14:35:12
            An oxygen atom... by diGriz2004-10-20 04:49:53
            H2O2 / peroxyde is a powerfull bleaching agent! by ideur2004-10-20 03:29:53
              and Clorine makes hair green... by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 03:40:07
                That's a *very* weak solution, for wound care by HadEnuf2004-10-20 05:30:32
                Clicky by sauerlandcowboy2006-11-19 12:55:59
          In that case... by diGriz2004-10-20 02:31:10
  In the wash? by treehugger2004-10-20 01:13:41
    Are you still wearing it ? by sauerlandcowboy2004-10-20 01:17:33
      Nope. by McNutcase2004-10-20 01:18:29
        Forgotten... by sauerlandcowboy2004-10-20 01:21:10
    Nope, checked. by McNutcase2004-10-20 01:17:26
      Under, on top of or in your bed? by treehugger2004-10-20 01:19:37
        I dunno. by McNutcase2004-10-20 01:23:17
Goodnight. It's time for me to crash. by retiqlum22004-10-20 00:55:09
I slept through the ringing of THREE alarm clocks? by Khaar2004-10-20 00:50:37
  I forgot to set mine :( by celticess2004-10-20 08:57:19
  Worse. by aix tom2004-10-20 00:56:59
    But it looks so real... by Khaar2004-10-20 02:18:29
      Well, theres good news, and theres bad news... (n/ (n/t) by astro-g2004-10-20 02:28:46
        Start with either news. (n/t) by Khaar2004-10-20 02:54:36
  Or by ideur2004-10-20 00:54:00
    1:00 isn't early? by Khaar2004-10-20 00:55:26
What tension! What exitement! by Farmer2004-10-20 00:49:04
  Well, if Steff by scissors2004-10-20 01:01:12
    No, Stef was already roasted, toasted and grilled. (n/t) by Khaar2004-10-20 01:02:51
      Steff was roasted, yes, but NOT by Erwin by scissors2004-10-20 01:10:22
        to mount or not to mount by hme2004-10-20 07:03:35
          Problem is, it doesn't contain zero's by scissors2004-10-20 07:20:47
      Indeed. By Mirandy, though by Farmer2004-10-20 01:08:16
        probably... by EhreVerriet2004-10-20 03:35:53
        s/Mirandy/Miranda/ (n/t) by Farmer2004-10-20 01:09:09
Attn: Winsmith by lord_dolphin2004-10-20 00:38:07
  uh oh by stacato2004-10-20 00:47:38
Best Paper & Pencil RPG World... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Torg! by FurBearNtrout2004-10-20 12:20:33
  Custom - Ahmageddon by sofaspud2004-10-20 10:03:54
  The Best? PP&P! by grep-v2004-10-20 09:23:00
    Same typo as always ... by grep-v2004-10-20 09:25:11
  6th age by Nightwind2004-10-20 08:07:25
  L5R by wcspxyx2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Harn World by Number_Six2004-10-20 07:12:15
  I really like Forgotten Realms. by krikkert2004-10-20 04:21:29
  I think my favorite at the moment is... by Sim2004-10-20 03:13:13
  AD&D second edition... by soerenjev2004-10-20 02:26:04
  Does "Origami" count? by scissors2004-10-20 01:12:33
    Only if you write on it (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-20 02:02:33
  A few ties: by Arivia2004-10-20 01:10:42
  He. Depends on what happens .... by aix tom2004-10-20 00:53:22
  AD&D second edition. by retiqlum22004-10-20 00:46:53
    Isn't that a system, not a world? (n/t) by MaW2004-10-20 01:22:40
      the world is greyhawk by Nightwind2004-10-20 08:08:09
        Not most of them. by Sim2004-10-20 18:08:12
        <Deleted><Deleted>2004-10-20 20:18:26
          Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2004-10-20 20:18:40
      AD&D first edition by Matthewdba2004-10-20 06:59:47
IE tougher then all other browsers ?! by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Those writer should better concentrate on how to by ideur2004-10-20 02:38:15
    Impossible to make them all display same by HadEnuf2004-10-20 05:15:58
  Forgiving != Stable by Arachnid2004-10-20 02:00:47
    ^ Should be Forgiving != Good, really (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-20 02:01:33
      Is that... by Khaar2004-10-20 05:17:42
      Whatever happened to "Postel's Rule", then? by HadEnuf2004-10-20 05:11:15
  Opera doesn't have any trouble with it by Control2004-10-20 01:36:08
  No problem here :-) by ideur2004-10-20 00:47:33
    Also no crash with: by ideur2004-10-20 02:06:25
    Mozilla 1.7.3 by murphy2004-10-20 01:37:44
      Did you run his "tarball" ? by scissors2004-10-20 01:54:09
        Ain't got cygwin here. by murphy2004-10-20 01:57:27
          Oops. s/Ain't/Haven't/ by murphy2004-10-20 02:02:01
          *points you in the direction of PowerArchiver* by Arivia2004-10-20 02:01:39
            OK, to settle this by murphy2004-10-20 02:30:06
            Win32 COMPRESSION prog to COMPILE ? by scissors2004-10-20 02:09:39
              Oopsery.. by Arivia2004-10-20 02:14:36
                But WILL you compile it? by scissors2004-10-20 02:18:30
                  WTH? by Arivia2004-10-20 02:22:06
                    Sorry, will have to withdraw for now by scissors2004-10-20 02:27:57
              No need to be insulting. (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-20 02:14:07
                oh sorry, I didn't mean to insult ... by scissors2004-10-20 02:22:20
                  No no by Arachnid2004-10-20 02:23:22
      Ah, I forgot... by murphy2004-10-20 01:41:15
    Also no problems with lynx, links and links+ by ideur2004-10-20 00:52:50
  English clicky by Arivia2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Vindicated! by Didactylos2004-10-20 00:55:29
      Not quite by Liava2004-10-20 01:02:44
        So... by Didactylos2004-10-20 01:07:07
          Stop putting words in my mouth by Liava2004-10-20 01:08:30
            I did. by Didactylos2004-10-20 01:14:17
              And you'll notice I didn't answer your question by Liava2004-10-20 01:18:38
              I put my socks on the radiator by treehugger2004-10-20 01:15:16
                Yes. by Didactylos2004-10-20 01:41:30
                  I'm not surprised. by treehugger2004-10-20 01:43:23
Halo... by funky_monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Umm, adding up? by astro-g2004-10-20 02:47:45
    You'd be suprised... by funky_monkey2004-10-20 08:34:57
  I take it that you are a burritto? by retiqlum22004-10-20 00:48:28
    retiqlum2 was killed by a burrito by funky_monkey2004-10-20 00:50:42
      It's not funny. by retiqlum22004-10-20 01:02:04
        I just wanted to reiterate: by retiqlum22004-10-20 01:18:43
          {{retiglum}} by funky_monkey2004-10-20 08:22:18
wheee by celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  aye, we can by stacato2004-10-20 00:16:45
    Well I've found adjusted flight times too :) by celticess2004-10-20 00:21:48
      Is he going through heathrow at all? by syren2004-10-20 00:23:32
        Yep just found his flight on scheduled yvr by celticess2004-10-20 00:28:09
          Since all Boeing planes end in 7... by kelli2172004-10-20 06:42:34
            Yes I wondered that at first by celticess2004-10-20 09:03:05
              The 7 has no specific meaning. by kelli2172004-10-20 12:27:33
          How long does he have to change? by treehugger2004-10-20 00:59:12
            He has no computer with him by celticess2004-10-20 01:22:14
              16 hours ? by stacato2004-10-20 01:28:02
                But then it's another 5-6 hours to cross Canada. by lonegunman2004-10-20 10:49:59
                oh and if you go to flight arrivals and by celticess2004-10-20 09:01:32
                The trip times by celticess2004-10-20 09:00:15
            not free though afaik by stacato2004-10-20 01:15:15
              In vancouver airport sort of like that by celticess2004-10-20 01:23:14
          I have been on a 747 and a by syren2004-10-20 00:32:08
            ahh found one by celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Ah yes - I like the 747's. by syren2004-10-20 00:47:20
                Oh it's soggy here and was in sweden too by celticess2004-10-20 01:24:22
                  Good luck with that. :) (n/t) by Liava2004-10-20 01:27:34
                *snickers* by stacato2004-10-20 01:13:29
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2004-10-20 00:10:48
  Princess Katralla by propsync2004-10-20 04:10:28
    *smacks forehead* by voxwoman2004-10-20 06:49:30
    Here are her credentials: by gundam_rx78nt12004-10-20 05:34:07
      Stark by voxwoman2004-10-20 06:52:12
        scorpius at the shadow depository by lenmear2004-10-20 08:49:42
          Winona by propsync2004-10-20 08:58:22
            On Talyn -- "Green Eyed Monster" S3E8 by khariqmike2004-10-20 09:27:47
              farscape 1 was built by john and dk by lenmear2004-10-20 10:36:53
                and don't forget the top female by voxwoman2004-10-20 11:17:51
                "Bone to be Wild", M'Lee by khariqmike2004-10-20 11:11:40
                  The paraphoral nerve by propsync2004-10-20 16:59:31
        i do not think so by propsync2004-10-20 08:47:30
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-10-20 00:10:01
  Lemniscud by funky_monkey2004-10-20 00:48:34
    Comiserag by HadEnuf2004-10-20 05:54:06
      gnollerific by funky_monkey2004-10-20 08:41:30
When did it become fashionable for employers by kahuana2004-10-20 00:05:16
  Pless show us your papers... (n/t) by moondemon2004-10-20 08:45:01
  In Soviet Russia... (n/t) by adiplomat2004-10-20 06:56:06
  I had to show the originals! by ideur2004-10-20 03:34:07
  in Belgium, govt employment by scissors2004-10-20 01:41:04
  it's been a 'must' in germany for years by stacato2004-10-20 00:15:14
    Maybe I should check the company 'site by kahuana2004-10-20 00:24:53
    But can't/shouldn't they get them by watsondog2004-10-20 00:24:19
      yes no by stacato2004-10-20 00:29:55
    After 6 years employment it seems a bit odd. (n/t) by kahuana2004-10-20 00:19:28
      that indeed by stacato2004-10-20 00:28:04
        Perhaps the question "To what purpose..." by kahuana2004-10-20 00:33:51
          Maybe they found a 'fraud' in the componay by Cokish2004-10-20 00:43:33
            here references can be gotten from by stacato2004-10-20 00:51:19
  Long time ago... by sauerlandcowboy2004-10-20 00:11:21
  I just got into a discussion the other day by Lis772004-10-20 00:09:51
    Forgins is relatively easy by Illiad2004-10-20 00:24:29
  Probably since they became commonly sold online. ( (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-10-20 00:07:45
  Employers, or potential employers? (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-20 00:06:15
    Employers. (n/t) by kahuana2004-10-20 00:09:14
Translations by Nea2004-10-20 00:01:02
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-10-20 00:10:43
  German / Deutsch (top post) by diGriz2004-10-20 00:04:22
    berlinert by roger G. rapid2004-10-20 05:49:44
      Fusslfijüre ist süß :) by chaotic2004-10-20 05:59:58
        Erst fiel mir nichts passendes ein, brauchte ja by roger G. rapid2004-10-20 06:19:43
    by dr.seltsam by dr.seltsam2004-10-20 03:39:13
      Moin, Doc! by diGriz2004-10-20 04:45:08
        aber klar by dr.seltsam2004-10-20 05:01:59
          Leider keine Zeit by diGriz2004-10-20 06:40:41
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2004-10-20 03:39:00
    by Farmer by Farmer2004-10-20 00:13:20
    by diGriz by diGriz2004-10-20 00:04:49
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  diversions (n/t) by rorajoey2004-10-20 10:17:28
  Headaches. (n/t) by adiplomat2004-10-20 06:09:15
  enending series of . . . (n/t) by HadEnuf2004-10-20 06:00:35
    s/en/un/ # Oops, broke the recursion (n/t) by HadEnuf2004-10-20 06:18:27
  # day-ee-ay-ee-ay-ee-ay-eeaaaays... by cyrek2004-10-20 05:32:05
  ...special guest appearances in the shows that are by NOLAWitch2004-10-20 05:25:25
  debt apparently :-( (n/t) by lenmear2004-10-20 05:09:38
  misadventures (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-10-20 02:48:58
    Seconded. She's my twin. ;-) (n/t) by Spud312004-10-20 07:51:14
  Unending? UNENDING?!! by fudje2004-10-20 02:17:50
  Yes, it's serious without end! by murphy2004-10-20 01:54:36
  err... s/serious/series/ by Kickstart2004-10-20 01:34:10
    There was a commercial like that once by SnappingTurtle2004-10-20 03:16:32
  monday mornings. by treehugger2004-10-20 01:00:49
  Disappointments. by retiqlum22004-10-20 00:53:47
  yahoos. (n/t) by watsondog2004-10-20 00:25:18
  Pain .... by klar_at_work2004-10-20 00:14:42
  Surprises. by Illiad2004-10-20 00:13:04
    That's cartoonists for you. by ErniePi2004-10-20 09:36:10
    For me it would be like... by diGriz2004-10-20 02:35:26
  hiccups. by BlurOfSerenity2004-10-20 00:11:31
  tyops (n/t) by kahuana2004-10-20 00:11:22
  Moments. by Arivia2004-10-20 00:07:21
    You stole my answer! (n/t) by Khaar2004-10-20 00:53:04
      So I guess that was a stolen moment, eh? (n/t) by Arivia2004-10-20 01:21:08
  hours wasted on the internet (n/t) by Lis772004-10-20 00:07:10
  serious expectations (n/t) by sauerlandcowboy2004-10-20 00:06:35
  an unending series of tests. Seriously. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-10-20 00:04:06
  Yahoos. by kahuana2004-10-20 00:03:25
    argh I missed yours, sorry for by watsondog2004-10-20 00:26:07
      I did the same thing earlier. by kahuana2004-10-20 00:28:13
  QOTDs (n/t) by secris2004-10-20 00:01:55
  typos (n/t) by Arachnid2004-10-20 00:01:16
    SMIDSY (n/t) by kahuana2004-10-20 00:15:43
  stern, cold, gazes. by AG_wyvern2004-10-20 00:01:16
  Serious of or Series of? by Hieraco2004-10-20 00:01:06
    I was wondering that (n/t) by MaW2004-10-20 01:21:53
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Now say that colour 5 times fast :) (n/t) by Kickstart2004-10-20 01:47:50
  blueblackblintzesbringblondeblight by Niffux2004-10-20 00:09:40
  blueblackblintzesbringblondeblight? by dodrian2004-10-20 00:08:38
    Pinkish in Opera too. (n/t) by krikkert2004-10-20 04:31:20
    Too bad the FF plugin "ColorZilla" won't work iE by scissors2004-10-20 02:02:40

 

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