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Cartoon for Sep 25, 2004
Strip for Sep 25, 2004
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I'm shooted. by blaa2004-09-26 00:00:42
  Illiad controls everything. Everywhere. In Poland. by UnFair2004-09-26 14:19:17
    I'm sorry. by blaa2004-09-27 07:09:05
    UFies are everywhere by rathann2004-09-26 15:35:18
      Me too by qrak2004-10-07 08:37:02
      Illiad controls Polish TV by kaczor2004-09-27 05:38:11
42 by dennismv2004-09-25 23:58:26
  Well, obviously you didn't understand it. by AG_wyvern2004-09-26 00:01:16
IDGI thread by dennismv2004-09-25 23:57:14
  no, far from OK by pseudonihm2004-09-26 03:22:05
BLARG. EAT KITTY. (n/t) by EvilPsychoI3oy2004-09-25 23:24:08
  ooooooooooooo-k... by themadkansan2004-09-25 23:40:08
    <whiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-EEEEEEEEee> by AG_wyvern2004-09-25 23:52:54
      indeed. by EvilPsychoI3oy2004-09-25 23:54:18
Watch out for Pennywise the Dancing Clown! by snArl2004-09-25 22:34:35
Suggestions? by maximumbob2004-09-25 22:12:51
  Sounds good by diGriz2004-09-25 22:57:10
  real link... oops: by maximumbob2006-11-19 12:55:59
Just finished watching Lost in Translation... by out2lunch2004-09-25 22:08:10
  Heh, that was an alright movie. by Atrahasis2004-09-25 23:30:57
  that movie left me completely depressed by niwikki2004-09-25 23:22:29
Most Tasteless Ad Placement Ever by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
  what's n***a ? (n/t) by dennismv2004-09-26 00:00:33
    A bad word for African-Americans with an "a" by shorty822004-09-27 20:25:46
  I'd say... by diGriz2004-09-25 23:20:21
  OMG!!!! by snArl2004-09-25 22:43:31
  OT: Easy on the shacking... ;) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-09-25 22:14:11
    Pfah! I am going easy on the Shacking. by Arcanum2004-09-25 23:28:22
Sky Captain and the world of tomorrow by Celticess2004-09-25 22:02:04
  This is a neat, neat movie.... by billbellevuene2004-09-25 22:57:31
    Your welcome :) by Celticess2004-09-26 00:48:07
And after a few hitches power is restored. by shorty822004-09-25 21:56:24
  Now I'm off to bed. by shorty822004-09-25 22:55:30
  Tomorrow I will put my UPS back in my room by shorty822004-09-25 22:26:43
  For those of y'all wondering what I'm talking by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back by Egaeus2004-09-25 21:21:27
  The cows have come home! by PsiXi2004-09-25 21:23:59
TTGTBT by radiowave9112004-09-25 20:40:20
  It's back. Interesting story too. by shorty822004-09-25 22:01:01
  Ditto. mmmmm... clean sheets by phezult2004-09-25 20:58:12
Mmmm, Ham'n'cheese omlette... by lab rat2004-09-25 20:29:10
  Don't say that by Egaeus2004-09-25 21:13:47
  Send me some? Pretty pleeeeeease? by radiowave9112004-09-25 20:32:17
    Then you must drink more, what doesn't kill by lab rat2004-09-25 21:31:27
Time for some more fun by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Man, that is just... wrong. by themadkansan2004-09-25 21:04:59
    It was winding up the pitch. by Egaeus2004-09-25 21:09:15
      @Category 3 coming ashore? by themadkansan2004-09-25 21:12:00
        A 115 mph fastball at that. :) (n/t) by Egaeus2004-09-25 21:14:20
          At this rate... by themadkansan2004-09-25 21:15:30
            Maybe it'll scare off the retirees by Egaeus2004-09-25 21:23:51
  Um, theory: by phezult2004-09-25 20:27:02
    Don't take this the wrong way by Egaeus2004-09-25 20:34:10
      Unfortunately, I think you may be right... by phezult2004-09-25 20:44:57
        Yep by Egaeus2004-09-25 21:08:11
  Looks like some of that is supposed to be here by radiowave9112004-09-25 20:26:15
I win! The new stereo works! by silvermoon822004-09-25 20:20:19
  ...Vhat iss zis 'tape' that you are speakink of? by themadkansan2004-09-25 21:09:42
    Am not understandink why he is recordink adhesive. by tnglives2004-09-25 21:48:03
      Well, yeah. by themadkansan2004-09-25 22:17:11
  I really enjoy mine by shepmagoo2004-09-25 21:03:15
Is it possible to look up what department by shorty822004-09-25 20:00:33
  And now it is hopefully restored for good. by shorty822004-09-25 21:37:06
  A Gulf Power truck just passed by with a spotlight by shorty822004-09-25 20:26:37
    Maybe something local tripped by radiowave9112004-09-25 20:29:55
      A neighbor left their number with them and got a by shorty822004-09-25 20:31:37
        Sounds like they're thinking two lines wrapped by DesertRat662004-09-25 21:17:40
  Try googling the phone number by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Nothing. :-( by shorty822004-09-25 20:18:00
    May not work if it is unlisted. by radiowave9112004-09-25 20:14:35
      Yeah, worth a shot (n/t) by Egaeus2004-09-25 20:19:55
  Not really, at least not honestly that I know of. by radiowave9112004-09-25 20:10:30
    If it is a dispatcher then they can call their by shorty822004-09-25 20:13:11
      A thought that may or may not work by radiowave9112004-09-25 20:23:38
        Or have all neighbors call that # asking for power (n/t) by phezult2004-09-25 20:28:13
      He / She probabl;y has a manual thay says they by radiowave9112004-09-25 20:16:01
  Also: why the heck can't he do anything?! by shorty822004-09-25 20:02:08
    Getting a human by tesla_koil2004-09-25 20:05:01
      It is _extremely_ annoying. by shorty822004-09-25 20:10:52
        Most states have some sort of by radiowave9112004-09-25 20:12:53
Wish I could say more but.... by tesla_koil2004-09-25 19:46:40
  Good Luck! (n/t) by radiowave9112004-09-25 20:34:48
YAAP by IronPIP2004-09-25 19:46:19
  Nethack server moving soon, btw by Arachn1d2004-09-25 19:48:28
Well so much for y fileserve's uptime by MikeCDN2004-09-25 19:40:00
  Never make the big shiny buttons important by ahecht2004-09-25 20:19:33
  s/it's/its/ (n/t) by Arachn1d2004-09-25 19:44:52
    whatever by MikeCDN2004-09-25 19:48:59
  Always remember the mollyguards. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2004-09-25 19:44:36
Stay safe Central Floridians! by shorty822004-09-25 19:25:16
  Hey, heard ya got power. Power goooooood. (n/t) by lab rat2004-09-25 19:26:58
    Read the thread again. by shorty822004-09-25 19:30:23
      Interesting by Egaeus2004-09-25 20:03:31
        I think something at the substation got damaged in by shorty822004-09-25 20:22:27
      Dude, missed that. (n/t) by lab rat2004-09-25 19:38:52
        Yeah. It seems that Gulf Power does not even by shorty822004-09-25 19:44:18
I need some dinner. I forgot to eat today. by lab rat2004-09-25 18:51:34
  Order a pizza? (n/t) by oot2004-09-25 19:02:14
    Good idea, but soooo much food. by lab rat2004-09-25 19:19:59
      Order/get a small sub? (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-09-25 23:58:23
      still in the middle of icky weather? by Lunarrainn2004-09-25 19:26:56
        Weather is good here. It's my Mom's condo by lab rat2004-09-25 19:29:20
          i am a terrible cook... by Lunarrainn2004-09-25 19:39:08
    To do what? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-09-25 19:10:30
      Honorable retreeeeeeeat!! (n/t) by Llyr2004-09-25 19:16:32
  Cheese. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-09-25 18:53:27
    & mac (n/t) by Reddy2004-09-25 18:55:12
      Fried Bologna (n/t) by shepmagoo2004-09-25 18:59:01
        Sweet memories of childhood... by lab rat2004-09-25 19:18:15
Lenscap. (n/t) by Kickstart2004-09-25 18:38:21
  Bottle. (n/t) by oot2004-09-25 18:42:12
    Tooth (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-09-25 18:48:11
      Orange. (n/t) by oot2004-09-25 18:48:53
        Potatoes (n/t) by lab rat2004-09-25 18:52:36
          mashed (n/t) by Reddy2004-09-25 18:55:34
            table (n/t) by oot2004-09-25 19:01:43
              salt (n/t) by radiowave9112004-09-25 19:33:43
                milk (n/t) by oot2004-09-25 19:38:59
                  duds (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-09-25 20:15:25
                    Gulf Power (see Shorty's threads) (n/t) by radiowave9112004-09-25 20:42:02
                      hehehehe! (n/t) by shorty822004-09-25 22:42:44
                      microscope (n/t) by oot2004-09-25 20:47:53
~X[ by Llyr2004-09-25 18:16:46
  Got Q2? by Da_Pineapple2004-09-25 19:39:37
    Hm, your option sounds better.... by Da_Pineapple2004-09-25 19:44:33
  Amazing... I'm too pissed to code. by Llyr2004-09-25 19:37:15
    sounds like a good idea by Lunarrainn2004-09-25 19:40:51
      Llyr is male, remember? by LthrOttr2004-09-25 22:37:09
  Here's the more. by Llyr2004-09-25 19:26:59
    My hope is that joy comes in the morning for you by lab rat2004-09-25 19:37:20
    Earthly, not eartly. (n/t) by Llyr2004-09-25 19:27:28
  {{{Llyr}}} (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-09-25 18:53:12
  {{{Llyr}}} by oot2004-09-25 18:45:52
  Stress Relief... by radiowave9112004-09-25 18:23:58
    Irrelevant nitpick: by Nath32004-09-25 19:44:25
      or soy sauce (n/t) by Lunarrainn2004-09-25 19:52:53
    He's decaf already by oot2004-09-25 18:47:08
  {{{Llyr}}} by Reddy2004-09-25 18:21:16
Why is it by Egaeus2004-09-25 17:58:31
  That's why I go with AccuWeather, not NOAA by ahecht2004-09-25 19:46:30
    But strangely enough by Egaeus2004-09-25 20:01:23
  Is the CIA embellishing NOAA reports now? ^.^ (n/t) by kahuana2004-09-25 18:03:09
  What is it? by Atrahasis2004-09-25 18:02:12
    It's a government agency. by nin_man2004-09-25 18:05:31
      I bet Noah and Nick are having a good laugh, by Atrahasis2004-09-25 18:18:02
      Close... by VCA2004-09-25 18:13:13
        Oops...a minor emendation by VCA2004-09-25 18:19:04
      They're toying with you too. by Egaeus2004-09-25 18:09:14
      s/Aeronautical/Atmospheric/ :) (n/t) by Egaeus2004-09-25 18:06:24
  Repeat after me: "FUD sells ads." (n/t) by tnglives2004-09-25 18:02:04
    Ads? From a government agency? by Egaeus2004-09-25 18:08:05
Umm, CBC? Exactly how small is our military again? by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It can't be all that small can it? by raptor_872004-09-25 17:57:20
  o.0 ... We've got a Hercules transport plane? (n/t) by kahuana2004-09-25 17:56:52
    Not anymore. by nin_man2004-09-25 18:05:59
Brotherly Love..... by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
  THAT kind of brotherly love... by Schol-R-LEA;22006-11-19 12:55:59
  awwww by Reddy2004-09-25 18:32:07
  Looks evil, that right one... (n/t) by krikkert2004-09-25 17:23:18
    Funny thing is, the other one is the by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
      By the way, the one on the right is BooBoo, the by radiowave9112004-09-25 17:26:40
  kawaii! *purr* (n/t) by raptor_872004-09-25 17:20:21
ATTN: oot by krikkert2004-09-25 17:11:35
  In my LJ? by oot2004-09-25 18:48:29
Arcanum, Spellsword, by Arcanum2004-09-25 17:08:58
  Mrh. I need to play Arcanum again. by krikkert2004-09-25 17:10:31
    I wasn't too impressed with the demo. by Arcanum2004-09-25 17:11:18
*grin* by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
Today is the birthday of.. by BlurOfSerenity2004-09-25 17:03:04
Anyone need a haircut? (n/t) by runwithscissors2004-09-25 16:49:16
  No haircut since '92 by LthrOttr2004-09-25 22:26:32
  Probably, but my SO takes care of that for me. by ChuckAB2004-09-25 18:08:43
    I'm an unprofessional stylist, but I run very fast (n/t) by runwithscissors2004-09-25 18:30:48
  Yep by Egaeus2004-09-25 17:59:51
  Some people say I do.... by Da_Pineapple2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I used to have hair like that in High School. by radiowave9112004-09-25 17:41:13
      Yeah, I have a bit of curl. by Da_Pineapple2004-09-25 17:49:26
        Take it from me by Egaeus2004-09-25 17:55:38
          I never really had much of a problem with mine by radiowave9112004-09-25 18:04:03
            Eww! by Egaeus2004-09-25 18:10:08
              Shampoo and conditioner daily by radiowave9112004-09-25 18:17:16
  I dunno.... by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
    Perhaps a shave? (n/t) by runwithscissors2004-09-25 17:14:10
      Sure....then I'll be ready for Church tomorrow... by radiowave9112004-09-25 17:20:27
  ...I need several. by themadkansan2004-09-25 16:52:07
    Then I should be getting busy... by runwithscissors2004-09-25 16:54:49
    Personally by astro-g2004-09-25 16:53:31
      A shave then, Ma'am? (n/t) by runwithscissors2004-09-25 16:55:46
Thank you CenterPoint Electric from Houston Texas! by shorty822004-09-25 16:44:04
  And there goes the lights! Something major must by shorty822004-09-25 17:45:13
    The lights have come back on in parts of town. by shorty822004-09-25 18:52:03
    Sounds like someone messed with Texas. (n/t) by crash_2004-09-25 17:53:59
  GOD BLESS TEXAS!!! by shorty822004-09-25 17:02:07
Spudd needs targets for the riflenades! W:ET now! by Scirocco2004-09-25 16:40:27
  Too late for me now... by ChuckAB2004-09-25 18:11:35
    All you should need is 1 shot (n/t) by ahecht2004-09-25 19:44:49
  Heh. by krikkert2004-09-25 17:09:36
What I did this weekend by P.Buttercup2004-09-25 16:18:42
  I'm sure Sweet Pea will be happy there by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
  YAY! by oot2004-09-25 16:54:28
  YAY for you! by Lis772004-09-25 16:23:47
    She is just exploring right now. by P.Buttercup2004-09-25 16:27:13
      Food and box, the 2 most important things by Lis772004-09-25 16:30:31
        thanks. :-) (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-09-25 16:55:27
Well that was strange... by dodrian2004-09-25 16:12:55
  Which is why I still got Phoenix 0.4 running, by Klaranth2004-09-25 16:17:49
    Maybe I should stock up on mozilla and elinks. by dodrian2004-09-25 16:21:54
Anybody else bought Dawn Of War yet? by theanomaly2004-09-25 16:04:14
  £%(£&)%£ Not out yet... (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-09-25 16:08:25
When criminals in this world appear, by hadji2004-09-25 15:21:41
  Question in the same vein: by themadkansan2004-09-25 16:51:14
    Gogle is your friend :) by radiowave9112004-09-25 17:31:24
      Actually, that's the old one. by themadkansan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  SHOES!!!!! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-09-25 15:55:37
  Kerry (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-09-25 15:53:59
  Underdog!!! (n/t) by EnemyTerritory2004-09-25 15:51:50
  beer. (n/t) by tnglives2004-09-25 15:33:24
    Isn't he looking for a full fifth line? by Atrahasis2004-09-25 16:06:02
      There's no need for beer. by hadji2004-09-25 16:39:09
        No beer for Underdog? by Atrahasis2004-09-25 17:26:12
That has to be the worst pirate I've ever seen. by wheresthefish2004-09-25 15:05:40
  isnt the quote by joecrouse2004-09-25 16:56:24
    Depends which part of the film you're in. by wheresthefish2004-09-25 18:06:17
  Arrr...I feel pretty. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-09-25 15:09:06
    Oh so pretty? (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-09-25 15:24:00
      *Moves wheresthefish's Zig* by LionsPhil2004-09-25 15:58:40
        But why has the rum gone? (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-09-25 16:14:09
          He doesn't like you. ... I don't like you either. by tnglives2004-09-25 16:19:40
  Ah, but you have seen me. by dodrian2004-09-25 15:06:35
What an awesome headline... by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It may make him eligable for a Darwin Award by version0.12004-09-25 19:57:39
  "Man charged after downing power line" by kahuana2004-09-25 17:53:43
  I'd say he is already punished. by Klaranth2004-09-25 16:19:47
I'm really really really impressed! by jeff_uk2004-09-25 14:39:05
  Not initiated from their side by DerSarek2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Rackspace do that by Arachn1d2004-09-25 14:58:40
  Don't be silly. by LionsPhil2004-09-25 14:53:41
  Not quite like that, but... by Atrahasis2006-11-19 12:55:59
THX 1138 in theaters?? by niwikki2004-09-25 14:31:37
  I saw a cab with that designation in london once ( (n/t) by joecrouse2004-09-25 16:57:28
  just saw the commercial again, by niwikki2004-09-25 14:53:55
    It was playing in San Francisco by Nea2004-09-25 15:41:08
      George lucas is re-releasing it. by Gargravarr2004-09-25 16:51:49
        Except that all appearances by Robert DuVall by hadji2004-09-25 21:31:38
Enemy Territory with NAWFT and UBERGEEK2!!! by Ubergeek22004-09-25 14:25:45
  have fun!! (n/t) by Lunarrainn2004-09-25 15:19:03
  That's... scary (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-09-25 14:28:08
    Why exactly? (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-09-25 14:30:47
What do you do by shepmagoo2004-09-25 14:16:58
  slushie...Yum by bastetsmuse2004-09-25 14:31:31
  See if you can do the right thing anyway. (n/t) by Kickstart2004-09-25 14:23:44
    Aye, its that simple. by shepmagoo2004-09-25 15:42:09
cat /dev/head >>/dev/wall by McNutcase2004-09-25 14:10:34
  And you say that UnrealWiki doesn't have it. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
Judge dismisses bootleg CD prosecution. by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
A liquid when heated turns... solid!? by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Perversion! All right thinking, God fearing folk by jedidiahstott2004-09-25 15:33:30
    Fool! Philistine! by astro-g2004-09-25 17:05:24
      Hm. Borrrrring . /me is struck by thought by jedidiahstott2004-09-25 21:18:23
      It's not silly by Egaeus2004-09-25 17:36:38
ATTN: British + european skiing ufies by McGowan2004-09-25 13:13:19
  oooh, interest, define 'everything' (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-09-25 13:23:59
    Everything. by McGowan2004-09-25 14:36:24
SHFT abhoroscopes by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There seems to be one missing... by niwikki2004-09-25 22:56:40
  something to note about dates by celticess2004-09-25 13:17:25
Has anyone p;ayed the new World of Darkness RPG? by evilsysadmin2004-09-25 12:39:18
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  No spamming allowed. Modded and disabled. (n/t) by Kickstart2004-09-25 13:08:50
    I'll have you spam dear! I *love* spam. by LionsPhil2004-09-25 13:15:03
      SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! by EvilPsychoI3oy2004-09-25 13:17:01
        Wrong. by LionsPhil2004-09-25 13:18:17
          Where's BloodyViking when you need him? (n/t) by Eric3_141592004-09-25 18:32:17
  I signed up and it worked for me. by evilsysadmin2004-09-25 12:37:39
    LOL by Egaeus2004-09-25 12:40:51
  I feel dirty saying this, but MODS by Egaeus2004-09-25 12:37:00
  Can you say "spam"? by wheresthefish2004-09-25 12:31:33
    my apologies... by chiron802004-09-25 12:45:49
      I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts by Egaeus2004-09-25 12:56:19
        hypothetically by chiron802006-11-19 12:55:59
        Particularly by Didactylos2004-09-25 13:00:49
    I can say "User disabled"... by McNutcase2004-09-25 12:33:19
Does anyone have any experience by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thanks for your input guys. by Egaeus2004-09-26 12:13:12
  I have the A660 by Glytch782004-09-25 12:01:54
    Samsung is pretty much out by Egaeus2004-09-25 12:10:21
  I'd recommend Nokia. by McNutcase2004-09-25 11:58:50
    'Orange' would disagree by Pandilex2004-09-25 12:28:57
      I like the flip phones myself by Egaeus2004-09-25 12:54:32
      Eh? by wheresthefish2004-09-25 12:48:17
        Every time I pass an Orange shop... by McNutcase2004-09-25 12:50:03
          That's what I thought too. by wheresthefish2004-09-25 12:54:51
            Looks like I managed to miss that then. by McNutcase2004-09-25 12:58:25
              I had a dodgy 6310i by evil_andy2004-09-25 13:08:20
    But yours is old... by Myke2004-09-25 12:01:55
      Nokia seem to have come good again by evil_andy2004-09-25 13:02:41
      I'm thoroughly happy with my 6100 by wheresthefish2004-09-25 12:11:36
      No it ain't. by McNutcase2004-09-25 12:05:42
        I stand corrected. (n/t) by Myke2004-09-25 12:09:47
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
Why am I so USELESS by Didactylos2004-09-25 11:02:08
  Look for the book called "Total Money Makeover" by evilsysadmin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Use a spreadsheet... by diGriz2004-09-25 11:14:40
    I wish it were so simple. by Didactylos2004-09-25 11:24:06
      Or you put the money aside... by diGriz2004-09-25 11:35:11
        Believe me... by Didactylos2004-09-25 11:39:20
          Okay, then here's a simple plan. by AG_wyvern2004-09-25 12:09:13
            It may not be simple, by Didactylos2004-09-25 12:44:22
            I should work on my KISS by diGriz2004-09-25 12:16:08
You know... by evil_andy2004-09-25 11:01:08
  Well, by fiordhraoi2004-09-25 11:03:53
    well if you don't know, now you know, you know? (n/t) by out2lunch2004-09-25 11:48:42
    But really, who do you know you know, you know? (n/t) by tnglives2004-09-25 11:07:47
Dang, it's WAY too long since I read that book... by McNutcase2004-09-25 10:42:13
  Suggestions by oot2004-09-25 10:45:54
    Oh, and by oot2004-09-25 10:47:50
      I have to eat beforehand... by McNutcase2004-09-25 10:52:09
        Also by stimpy2004-09-25 10:54:07
          Don't forget "Space Cadet." by Illiad2004-09-25 11:40:28
          Read it already. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-09-25 11:16:31
Come get W:ET! by williamashbless2004-09-25 10:41:02
  Sorry. by Naruki2004-09-25 11:21:42
invoke( "MikeCDN", "Windowblinds" ); by silvermoon822004-09-25 10:36:29
BBS thread moving to diary... by Chronos12006-11-19 12:55:59
Oh... today is Yom Kippur by diGriz2004-09-25 10:32:10
I just returned from JazzTrain by diGriz2004-09-25 10:20:02
What do you do with a dead ferret? by voxwoman2004-09-25 09:56:12
  with sympathy by pamletnola2004-09-25 20:49:40
  {{{voxwoman}}} (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-09-25 19:19:04
  {{{voxwoman}}} by VCA2004-09-25 16:42:46
  {{{voxwoman}}} by McNutcase2004-09-25 10:37:12
  :-( {{{voxwoman}}} (n/t) by oot2004-09-25 10:34:32
  awww :( {{{Voxwoman}}} (n/t) by celticess2004-09-25 10:21:13
  R.I.P. Clarence. {{{voxwoman}}} by NOLAWitch2004-09-25 10:06:29
Bands with food in their names & obscure fact. by NOLAWitch2004-09-25 09:42:13
  Green Apple Quick Step by niwikki2004-09-25 22:52:28
  Squirl Nut Zippers by joecrouse2004-09-25 17:01:30
  Going through my collection I encounter by ttlogic2004-09-25 12:54:13
  Devil Cake by Number_Six2004-09-25 11:52:03
  Electric Prunes by NOLAWitch2004-09-25 10:59:13
  Korn by Spud312004-09-25 10:30:03
    What's your other favorite band? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-09-25 10:45:57
      I'd guess Pearl Jam :) (n/t) by Egaeus2004-09-25 10:46:32
        Right. by Spud312004-09-25 14:08:22
        Or maybe Red Hot Chili Peppers. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-09-25 10:51:55
          I was going by her other post. ;-) (n/t) by Egaeus2004-09-25 11:02:39
            *smacks forehead* I guess defrosting the freezer by NOLAWitch2004-09-25 11:04:10
              Should really do mine too. by wheresthefish2004-09-25 11:49:56
                Handy hint: use your hairdryer to loosen the by NOLAWitch2004-09-25 11:52:52
                  Need to empty it out a bit first. by wheresthefish2004-09-25 12:09:40
                    Yikes! That's why I plan my defrosting at the by NOLAWitch2004-09-25 12:13:10
                      The cooler would be the obvious solution. by wheresthefish2004-09-25 12:15:24
                        Your freezer must be HUGE! by NOLAWitch2004-09-25 12:19:45
                          Nope, it's a small cooler. by wheresthefish2004-09-25 12:34:37
                            I have 6 coolers if you need to borrow one by Egaeus2004-09-25 12:37:50
                              You willing to pay P&P? ;-) (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-09-25 12:45:11
                                To let you borrow them? by Egaeus2004-09-25 13:04:37
                          Most fridges I know... by McNutcase2004-09-25 12:32:04
                            Well, if it's not frost-free by Egaeus2004-09-25 12:38:31
                              Yep, old as the hills. Need a newer, bigger one. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-09-25 14:38:36
  Bread by NOLAWitch2004-09-25 10:25:27
  Olive by Arivia2004-09-25 10:22:17
  Pearl Jam by Spud312004-09-25 10:20:24
  Liquid Tension Experiment. by Arivia2004-09-25 10:15:33
    Uh... by Myke2004-09-25 15:41:53
  Blue Oyster Cult. by Llyr2004-09-25 10:13:00
    She didn't say it had to be related to the band... (n/t) by oot2004-09-25 10:51:12
  Tangerine Dream. by Arivia2004-09-25 10:10:48
  Strawberry Alarm Clock by Kickstart2004-09-25 09:53:39
  Blind Melon. Lead singer died in New Orleans in a by NOLAWitch2004-09-25 09:42:52
Bike locks are one thing.... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I have to ask in a situation like this... by abaron2004-09-25 13:18:19
    Some Master padlocks by DesertRat662004-09-25 13:34:54
    I use a 3/4" multistrand steel cable... by McNutcase2004-09-25 13:21:43
  Not surprising by DesertRat662004-09-25 11:05:39
    Oh, and another thing by DesertRat662004-09-25 11:09:32
      Trigger locks? by Illiad2004-09-25 11:41:58
        Useless by DesertRat662004-09-25 13:33:18
          IMO, any gun not used for defensive purposes by Kickstart2004-09-25 14:08:41
            Sorry for the late reply (family BBQ) by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
Round 3: Here comes Jeanne! by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  if yall can catch a flight out i got room up here (n/t) by joecrouse2004-09-25 17:07:44
  {{{crash_}}} by MaW2004-09-25 11:23:54
  Stay safe! by shorty822004-09-25 11:23:02
    Milton's a bit out of her way, I think. by tnglives2004-09-25 11:59:17
      I am officially inviting you :) by crash_2004-09-25 15:28:20
        Like I said, college student, work for food. by tnglives2004-09-25 15:47:23
          How handy. (by nin_man) :D by crash_2004-09-25 18:02:14
  Oh, and if you're really desperate for water, by tnglives2004-09-25 10:57:04
    We were able to get water, but thank you by crash_2004-09-25 15:30:16
  Stay safe! by VCA2004-09-25 09:40:55
    NOW I'm beyond annoyed by VCA2004-09-25 16:37:04
    I'm beyond annoyed by crash_2004-09-25 10:03:32
      Conservatives: Get nin_man's permission first! by DesertRat662004-09-25 13:37:28
      Be careful by Egaeus2004-09-25 10:19:14
        Too bad I'm not conserv... *notices a very tired by tnglives2004-09-25 10:45:29
Are you ready? by Llyr2004-09-25 09:04:23
  LSU 51 - Miss. State 0 - GEAUX TIGERS!!!! by LSU_Frodin2004-09-25 23:35:38
  Yes I am by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  the game doesn't start until 6pm CST by Nessalc2004-09-25 09:33:39
    Go 'Cats indeed. by Llyr2004-09-25 10:09:51
  Football's finished for the day. by wheresthefish2004-09-25 09:21:48
  Always! by Da_Pineapple2004-09-25 09:18:02
    Air Force. by Llyr2004-09-25 10:09:16
      Good luck to you. by Da_Pineapple2004-09-25 10:18:01
    oh great. by Da_Pineapple2004-09-25 09:29:08
      Well, that was pleasing. by Da_Pineapple2004-09-25 12:24:41
  Always Ready!!! by notdeadyet2004-09-25 09:15:07
  Nope, sorry, not ready... by Scirocco2004-09-25 09:06:38
It's amazing how much work can be done in a short by shorty822004-09-25 08:26:16
  Correction: It's the District Superintendent, by shorty822004-09-25 08:37:43
Assuming JD hears voices... by tozzi2004-09-25 08:17:49
  Interesting rephrase for readers: by Scirocco2004-09-25 08:34:08
    Everything I read has a voice. When dialog is by NOLAWitch2004-09-25 11:08:09
    They sound like the characters from the UF Flash by faust822004-09-25 09:08:41
      I hadn't seen that one.... Nice. Thanks. :) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-09-25 09:41:07
chown ownership problem by mvasquez2004-09-25 08:11:16
  make them group readable and owned by bob:public.. by Psychoi3oy2004-09-25 08:18:09
ONQ for yesterday by Didactylos2004-09-25 07:13:15
  Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. by BaruMonkey2004-09-25 13:41:41
ARGHH don't play around with the "at" command :-( by jack_call2004-09-25 07:09:04
  uhm .....rammstein .... by ParityBit2004-09-25 07:46:46
    Silly boy by evil_andy2004-09-25 11:30:03
    Actually... I think it'd be better to call it by Scirocco2004-09-25 08:01:29
      call it what you want by jack_call2004-09-25 08:27:39
  Oooh look: by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
    thanks by jack_call2004-09-25 07:35:54
  step 1) unplug speakers. by cmantito2004-09-25 07:23:19
    can I play ravenshield under linux? by jack_call2004-09-25 07:41:01
      Alot of games work under Linux by darkphoenix2006-11-19 12:55:59
        And some other cool ones work natively. by bwkaz2004-09-25 18:14:49
        neat by jack_call2004-09-25 08:21:12
Looking at others' speech bubbles.... by fudje2004-09-25 06:53:36
Wal-Mart's anti-Semitism is nipped in the bud. by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I like this quote: by Arcanum2004-09-25 09:07:30
Ancient Mac still in use by version0.12004-09-25 06:17:34
  The only machines I get to use... by McNutcase2004-09-25 10:48:54
  The oldest that is used every day is this one by Scirocco2004-09-25 09:06:05
  Toshiba T1200 Laptop by Myke2004-09-25 08:46:23
    You could always try using a USB-Serial dongle. by wheresthefish2004-09-25 09:00:39
      But where's the fun in that? by Myke2004-09-25 09:02:28
        Fair enough. by wheresthefish2004-09-25 09:06:24
          ha! by Myke2004-09-25 09:07:52
            Whereas I tend to fly... (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-09-25 09:16:40
              Then you've got TONS of room! ;) by Myke2004-09-25 09:19:04
                It's not about importance by wheresthefish2004-09-25 09:31:17
    Now *that* is old... by darkphoenix2004-09-25 08:58:31
      it's about 3.5" thick by Myke2004-09-25 09:00:19
  My mother still uses by thread_killer2004-09-25 08:38:33
  My smoothwall is a Compaq Pentium 60 by blindman2004-09-25 08:30:41
    But, my oldest system that still works that gets by blindman2004-09-25 08:33:23
  sheesh, makin me feel all inadequate here by Psychoi3oy2004-09-25 08:10:33
    a C-64 was my second computer :-) (n/t) by bobmon2004-09-25 09:51:36
  Apple IIe by DesertRat662004-09-25 08:09:12
  Atari 800 for games (M.U.L.E., Frogger) by bobmon2004-09-25 07:37:47
  486 DX2 - 66MHz by darkphoenix2004-09-25 07:15:12
  Pentium 233 MMX running Win 2K is my file server. by techi8702004-09-25 06:51:17
  Oldest machine in day-to-day service by VCA2004-09-25 06:40:23
    I traded my Apple ][+ for a printer by version0.12004-09-25 06:42:02
  My Pentium 150 is in 24/7 service by wheresthefish2004-09-25 06:36:54
    Groan...... by Pandilex2004-09-25 12:31:46
      At the time it was my desktop PC. by wheresthefish2004-09-25 12:44:25
  Oldest machine here is a few months older than me. by krikkert2004-09-25 06:24:21
    Now I feel old :-/ (n/t) by cuboci2004-09-25 06:44:26
Anybody know SQL? Help! by carthax2004-09-25 06:05:26
  emailled you. (n/t) by Myke2004-09-25 08:20:32
  Tried an existing solution? by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The one you provided looks awesome! by carthax2004-09-25 06:59:22
Hitch Hikers Guide (New Radio Series) by darkphoenix2006-11-19 12:55:59
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Has anyone wondered... by Nerticle2004-09-25 05:01:45
  Some of us are used to sitting in by wheresthefish2004-09-25 05:02:48
*LART LART LART* by MrTrick2004-09-25 03:31:33
  Where's your "send this to all my friends" button? (n/t) by saoi2004-09-25 06:33:14
  Hmmmm by edmundp2004-09-25 05:24:09
    Glad it could help. (n/t) by MrTrick2004-09-25 05:43:07
  Feel free to attach this guide to any larts... (n/ (n/t) by MrTrick2004-09-25 03:48:08
GMail Invite Thread by gmailthread2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You know the absolute worst thing about this by Naruki2004-09-25 06:13:34
    or realizing what friends we do have by celticess2004-09-25 08:26:44
      None of my friends know what gmail is. by Spud312004-09-25 10:31:06
        Hey Spud31 by blindman2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Heh. by Spud312004-09-25 14:05:30
Now *that* was fun. by Llyr2004-09-25 01:22:17
  Weelllll by Llyr2004-09-25 01:41:31
    I saw part of that one early by Egaeus2004-09-25 07:34:24
    byu? (n/t) by varikin2004-09-25 06:46:26
      Brigham Young University by Egaeus2004-09-25 07:33:39
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
See you all in a week or so. by Hieraco2004-09-25 00:57:22
  Have a nice movement :-) by diGriz2004-09-25 01:02:56
Folding@Home: Team Ufie Stats by jedimarcus2006-11-19 12:55:59
The UF 2-a-month photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
invoke("oot") by DragonLady2004-09-25 00:26:39
  Thanks (n/t) by oot2004-09-25 10:51:35
Hey Groogle!! Go Port!!!! by DragonLady2004-09-25 00:20:32
Cthulhu's Direct Marketing by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2004-09-25 00:12:34
  New Question by Plasma2004-09-25 08:18:30
    An african swallow by gmailthread2004-09-25 12:48:47
      Correct by Plasma2004-09-25 23:59:46
    an eagle by voxwoman2004-09-25 09:52:45
      Beyond the rim. by JustnCase2004-09-25 11:26:58
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-09-25 00:10:02
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Trinity_Quasar2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *wanders in too* by cuboci2004-09-25 06:06:55
    *hands broom* by Martyny2004-09-25 08:13:39
  Wanders in... by dionys2004-09-25 02:12:01
    thank you by Lunarrainn2004-09-25 02:13:31
      *serves* by krikkert2004-09-25 02:13:59
        thanks!!!! by Lunarrainn2004-09-25 02:29:58
          Just started. by krikkert2004-09-25 02:36:15
            pens are good by Lunarrainn2004-09-25 02:39:51
              Nope. by krikkert2004-09-25 02:47:32
                odd is always great by Lunarrainn2004-09-25 02:52:58
                  No, never. by krikkert2004-09-25 03:14:34
                    Where are you off to in the UK? by karaken122004-09-25 04:09:06
                      Portsmouth area. (n/t) by krikkert2004-09-25 04:21:55
UF Tug Programming Competition by Arachn1d2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I just noticed your winning IOCCC entry. by LionsPhil2004-09-25 10:37:09
    Thanks :) (n/t) by Arachn1d2004-09-25 14:19:38
Translations by Nea2004-09-25 00:01:02
  Greek by dandraka2004-09-25 05:10:20
  Esperanto by swisscheese2004-09-25 01:41:30
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-09-25 00:39:21
  German / Deutsch (top post) by diGriz2004-09-25 00:05:35
    by Farmer by Farmer2004-09-25 05:32:08
    by diGriz by diGriz2004-09-25 00:06:24
      Vorschlag: s/"Das Ding"-ig"/"Das Ding"-chen"/ (n/t) by datenwolf2004-09-25 04:11:16
        Nee, passt ja nich. by cuboci2004-09-25 04:54:32
          Ich dachte da an den Film by datenwolf2004-09-25 08:04:12
            Ja, so ist es auch gemeint. by cuboci2004-09-25 08:16:53
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Our Lizard masters!!!!! by wheresthefish2004-09-25 09:36:38
  the small purple gremlins who want to give humans by silvermoon822004-09-25 09:29:49
    I thought they just wanted to live in our heads. ( (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-09-25 16:36:58
  pretty much everything... by Kickstart2004-09-25 09:29:03
  ME! (n/t) by Glytch782004-09-25 09:27:15
  pudding! (n/t) by Spud312004-09-25 09:23:22
  the suppression of knowledge! by tigermouse2004-09-25 09:07:01
  Albani*gack!* *dies* (n/t) by freon2004-09-25 08:49:36
  Mathematics, literature, science, and sociology! by abb3w2004-09-25 08:13:20
  Tony blair's addiction to by McGowan2004-09-25 02:10:48
    not that, it's his affair with Dubya (n/t) by MaW2004-09-25 11:25:35
    -' (n/t) by McGowan2004-09-25 02:11:02
      why? (n/t) by Arachn1d2004-09-25 03:18:43
  Feet. (n/t) by Nath32004-09-25 02:00:12
  Canada! (n/t) by krikkert2004-09-25 01:58:46
  shrubberies (n/t) by maxor2004-09-25 01:40:23
  FNORD (n/t) by ideur2004-09-25 00:57:15
  flein-snar devices by Arachn1d2004-09-25 00:56:34
  A Tim Horton's in the NORAD base in by skippy-ish_guy2004-09-25 00:22:49
  me (n/t) by Psychoi3oy2004-09-25 00:21:44
  Peanut Butter Jelly Time! (n/t) by Illiad2004-09-25 00:19:52
  alien substitutes for themselves (n/t) by cuboci2004-09-25 00:05:47
  Its own incompetence by archnerd2004-09-25 00:01:46
    But that's accurate, not funny =/ (n/t) by raptor_872004-09-25 00:02:57
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ineedmoremucusonmyquichewaiter by Sim2004-09-25 00:02:33
    Fire Department Red in IE by Medentic2004-09-25 00:23:10
      Pretty pale turquoise in Netscape by Tkirk2004-09-25 03:26:02

 

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