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Cartoon for Jul 27, 2004
Strip for Jul 27, 2004
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am i the only one by secris2004-07-28 01:13:08
  Nope! (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-07-28 01:15:32
Not my day today. by SaleGamine2004-07-27 23:36:56
  oh? by LunarRainn2004-07-28 00:38:39
  {{{Jo}}} by Spisefisken2004-07-27 23:59:33
  {{{Salegamine}}}} Me too. by Hieraco2004-07-27 23:55:24
  care to explain? by secris2004-07-27 23:40:16
    It's a long story, and part of my problem is time by SaleGamine2004-07-27 23:43:29
      *gives SG a basket of warm fuzzies* by shorty822004-07-27 23:46:21
good to see that by Mr_Butts2004-07-27 23:36:43
Literati anyone? by SnappingTurtle2004-07-27 23:27:20
*goes to bed* by Llyr2004-07-27 23:17:50
  Me too. by hadji2004-07-27 23:27:40
  'nite ....zzzzzzzzz by schwing12004-07-27 23:23:24
  night (n/t) by langly2004-07-27 23:22:01
  G'Night! (n/t) by shorty822004-07-27 23:21:03
Wheee! by MrTrick2004-07-27 23:12:13
  Create them at build time by ToLazyToThink2004-07-27 23:17:52
    Sounds like fun, ok... by MrTrick2004-07-27 23:23:02
      Ouch... by MrTrick2004-07-27 23:43:38
        Well... by ToLazyToThink2004-07-28 00:08:45
Ok I need an "old" person's opinion. by abaron2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well as resident ancient person by jedidiahstott2004-07-29 00:01:28
  Well as resident ancient person by jedidiahstott2004-07-29 00:00:13
  Good and bad by binkley2004-07-28 15:44:12
  What in Ghu's name!?! by Morely2004-07-28 14:22:04
  I'm not sure why it's not user friendly... by acter2004-07-28 05:28:35
  Agreed about the font size. by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 23:34:11
  Nice visually by Kickstart2004-07-27 23:26:47
  it is a touch small at higher res ... by DragonLady2004-07-27 23:18:53
  The text is a little small. by shorty822004-07-27 23:16:36
    After a closer look at the site I've found a few by shorty822004-07-27 23:28:15
      Another issue. by shorty822004-07-27 23:36:40
        Link to validation results: by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
          With all due respect, it looks like the web by shorty822004-07-27 23:44:52
    yeah . what he says :P by DragonLady2004-07-27 23:22:44
      The site isn't userfriendly at all. by shorty822004-07-27 23:30:53
        all this is true :) by DragonLady2004-07-27 23:54:53
          But there is alot one can do to make sites by shorty822004-07-28 00:09:09
    BTW, I'm not old, but my mother has by shorty822004-07-27 23:19:23
  It looks nice but yea the fonts a bit small by Celticess2004-07-27 23:15:58
Llyr's eating mushrooms again. (n/t) by Myke2004-07-27 23:11:00
  But they're so delicious! by Llyr2004-07-27 23:12:19
    My walls left half an hour ago. by Myke2004-07-27 23:13:20
      The toluene bunnies?! by Llyr2004-07-27 23:14:20
        Sorry... Roger met with canoe by Myke2004-07-27 23:15:11
          Dang. by Llyr2004-07-27 23:18:23
            Pent for too won. by Myke2004-07-27 23:20:04
              You guys are starting to sound like Phil from by shorty822004-07-27 23:22:14
                Halls wit and begin. by Myke2004-07-27 23:23:40
I am not having a good week. by schwing12006-11-19 12:55:59
Random question. by Llyr2004-07-27 23:07:07
What happend to Mike and Stef??? by Croni2004-07-27 22:56:02
  Welcome to UF! by UF Greeter2004-07-27 23:02:13
  They were abducted by the aliens from the recent by hadji2004-07-27 23:00:10
Question! by skippy-ish_guy2004-07-27 22:41:21
  There is the UF Bazzar by SaleGamine2004-07-27 22:43:18
    I think that was what he was talking about. by shorty822004-07-27 22:44:23
      Yeah, the Zazzle server is slow. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2004-07-27 22:52:34
      Ooops, sorry. (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-07-27 22:46:24
  Illiad is still working on lining up suppliers by shorty822004-07-27 22:43:07
    Oh. Okay. by skippy-ish_guy2004-07-27 22:51:14
      Most likely. by shorty822004-07-27 22:54:40
Illiad! I beg you to not finish that sketch! by shorty822004-07-27 22:28:17
I finished it!!! :-) by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Looks fuzzy. by skippy-ish_guy2004-07-27 22:53:30
  Oh, FHEW! by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 22:41:09
  *asks for a Dr. Who scarf.* :-D (n/t) by hadji2004-07-27 22:27:56
    Dang, now I want one too. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 22:41:58
      See what you started, Jen? by hadji2004-07-27 22:45:48
        Hmm, maybe so...only problem the Dr. Who by j.butterfly2004-07-27 22:47:58
          My quest continues . . . (n/t) by hadji2004-07-27 22:49:21
            maybe one day I will learn.... by j.butterfly2004-07-27 22:50:17
              Well, to us guys, the difference between by hadji2004-07-27 22:52:56
                yet all are very different :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-07-27 23:04:40
                  Yes, but men don't carry the gene by hadji2004-07-27 23:08:40
                  Seriously, if you learn how to knit, by Llyr2004-07-27 23:08:33
                    Meh, dropped three words. by Llyr2004-07-27 23:10:53
                      Sure thing. I will let you know. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-07-27 23:16:09
                        Yay! (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 23:19:27
    IDGI (n/t) by shorty822004-07-27 22:28:52
      Thanks guys & gals. by shorty822004-07-27 22:51:27
        Also some PBS stations still run it. by hadji2004-07-27 22:58:44
          No BBC, at least not on basic cable. by shorty822004-07-27 23:00:51
        There are some DVDs for sale. by hadji2004-07-27 22:54:44
          I figured it could be rented/bought. by shorty822004-07-27 22:58:58
            And Fawlty Towers. Look for Fawlty Towers. by hadji2004-07-27 23:02:32
              What's Fawlty Towers? (n/t) by shorty822004-07-27 23:03:10
                Another British comedy by hadji2004-07-27 23:05:46
                  Thanks. by shorty822004-07-27 23:13:57
      Clickies by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Have you ever seen Dr. Who? by hadji2004-07-27 22:33:22
        hmmmm..... by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Nope, never seen it. by shorty822004-07-27 22:35:47
          It was shown here in the U.S. on various PBS by hadji2004-07-27 22:39:07
  Looks good. by shorty822004-07-27 22:24:58
    it is folded, so I could get both ends in the pic. (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-07-27 22:35:07
      OK, thanks. Looking closer I can see that. (n/t) by shorty822004-07-27 22:36:45
  Well done by Lady-Luna2004-07-27 22:17:42
    Thank you! I am really proud of it. by j.butterfly2004-07-27 22:23:02
I don't get it thread by dennismv2004-07-27 21:49:23
  Oh dear....an innocent. by MrTrick2004-07-27 21:54:42
    And he's named Dennis, no less.. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-07-27 21:59:56
  from monty python and the holy grail by varikin2004-07-27 21:52:56
  clearly youve never seen by secris2004-07-27 21:52:34
    thanks by dennismv2004-07-28 16:51:48
Any Daily Show fans out there? by imperito2004-07-27 21:41:29
  Yes, I caught most of that. by BlurOfSerenity2004-07-27 21:42:25
*mumbles about the domino effect and how much of a by hadji2004-07-27 21:38:21
**Dangles Kelti Bait** by Ubergeek22004-07-27 21:24:32
  I tried to read it by Celticess2004-07-27 21:55:25
So, I am at the beach in dial-up land, by lab rat2004-07-27 21:19:51
  Something to cheer you up. :-) by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Funny and cute...thanks! (n/t) by lab rat2004-07-27 21:41:54
      :-) (n/t) by hadji2004-07-27 21:43:00
Apparently... by GigiNYC2004-07-27 20:51:17
  *locks GigiNYC in house* by hadji2004-07-27 20:59:59
  *Blocks GigiNYC's IP* by Illiad2004-07-27 20:56:53
    NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! by GigiNYC2004-07-27 21:51:14
    hehehehe by hadji2004-07-27 21:01:44
      Oh, wait . . . by hadji2004-07-27 21:03:43
Ok, so I'm l4m3r, but I'm still going to ask. by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sounds like gone by llamatron2004-07-27 23:54:55
I need to clean. by Naruki2004-07-27 20:13:37
  My baby's back... by thewrongcrowd2004-07-27 20:28:26
    My baby's GOT back by Illiad2004-07-27 21:05:55
      come, now, Illiad by zelda2004-07-27 22:02:13
        But, Illiad's not a gentleman... by freon2004-07-27 22:06:57
          Yeah . . . anyone who would by hadji2004-07-27 22:11:14
      Let me guess. by shorty822004-07-27 21:25:56
        He does, he cannot lie. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-07-27 21:35:14
          We other UFies can't deny? (n/t) by hadji2004-07-27 21:39:38
            When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 22:39:51
              *Fond memories of The Gong Show* (n/t) by hadji2004-07-27 22:43:21
                Shrek. (n/t) by freon2004-07-27 22:50:54
                  Whenever I think of the song, "feelings" by hadji2004-07-27 23:26:34
        Not "large" by Illiad2004-07-27 21:32:23
        Is that like a sports car? (n/t) by hadji2004-07-27 21:27:39
          Yes. Yes it is. by freon2004-07-27 21:35:11
            I'LL TAKE THREE!!!!! (n/t) by hadji2004-07-27 21:42:10
      *prints* by hadji2004-07-27 21:07:15
<W:ET> Players needed by DesertRat662004-07-27 20:10:33
My brother officially rocks by elehack2004-07-27 20:07:31
I'm just a robot and I know my place. by hadji2004-07-27 20:06:51
  "After that I went into a bit of a decline." by thewrongcrowd2004-07-27 20:30:48
    Solitary, solenoid, by hadji2004-07-27 20:40:00
Streaming Audio question by radiowave9112004-07-27 19:58:43
Typo of the year by oot2004-07-27 19:45:52
  *image googles "humps microphone" by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, it certainly would have generated some.. by nate_t_g2004-07-27 20:20:30
  Kinda like . . . by hadji2004-07-27 20:08:54
    Did I say that? by oot2004-07-27 20:23:21
      No, you didn't say that. :-) by hadji2004-07-27 20:36:09
  Pardon, your slip is showing... by radiowave9112004-07-27 19:54:05
  You are a dirty, dirty girl! :-) (n/t) by shorty822004-07-27 19:48:27
    It wasn't intentional :-P by oot2004-07-27 19:50:09
Woohoo! *does a little dance* by arachn1d2004-07-27 18:58:46
  congrats by Reddy2004-07-27 19:15:56
Data format confusion... by MrTrick2004-07-27 18:31:05
  Long is integer, Double is floating point. by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 18:41:01
  well, 0x7F, 0x7FFF and 0x7FFFFFFF rather by MrTrick2004-07-27 18:35:43
  Depends on hardware platform (and compiler). (n/t) by mmell2004-07-27 18:32:33
    Thanks (n/t) by MrTrick2004-07-27 18:39:39
Have FUN...and IMPORTANT stuff too... by dire_lobo2004-07-27 18:02:26
  {{{Dire Lobo}}} by Reddy2004-07-27 18:35:43
W:ET by retiqlum22004-07-27 17:58:46
  mmm by krakensden2004-07-27 22:16:49
Resume Question by TechisSO2004-07-27 17:42:01
  Pause Question by SnappingTurtle2004-07-27 20:37:57
    Paws Question by hadji2004-07-27 20:44:11
  How I've done it... by nin_man2004-07-27 18:42:17
    DBA by zelda2004-07-27 20:13:11
      Also, my first thought was... by SnappingTurtle2004-07-27 20:37:07
        "Doing business as" by zelda2004-07-27 20:41:14
  Simple answer is . . by mmell2004-07-27 18:23:31
  Single entry on resume by Kickstart2004-07-27 17:44:50
A crazy idea? by j.butterfly2004-07-27 17:29:54
  They don't do that already? by TechisSO2004-07-27 17:44:38
    Not really by Kickstart2004-07-27 17:47:30
      wow by raptillicus2004-07-27 17:50:31
        Where are you located? by Kickstart2004-07-27 17:57:27
          Here in the south we grow up working tobacco. by evilsysadmin2004-07-27 19:53:37
          of course, they are saying that good pickers by j.butterfly2004-07-27 18:11:02
            how many hours?? by Reddy2004-07-27 18:39:44
              One guy ont he radio recently by Kickstart2004-07-27 19:01:35
                I'll believe it by Reddy2004-07-27 19:14:01
          short hoe weeding is worse... by dire_lobo2004-07-27 18:06:46
ATTN: toxin by dire_lobo2004-07-27 17:28:10
Case mod idea: We all know computers get hot... by Nightwind2004-07-27 17:20:40
  a toaster computer by varikin2004-07-27 21:49:18
  Wrong answer, ranger! by mmell2004-07-27 18:27:42
    it's already being DONE.... by Nightwind2004-07-27 20:29:33
  sounds kind of... by dire_lobo2004-07-27 17:23:54
    i figure by Nightwind2004-07-27 17:30:33
      EZ-Bake Computer? (n/t) by freon2004-07-27 17:32:38
        well hack by Nightwind2004-07-27 17:42:46
  How well does hot grease conduct electricity? (n/t) by bugarup2004-07-27 17:23:41
    interesting what you find when you put the exact by dire_lobo2004-07-27 17:44:03
Heh by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Firefox and .jpg issues. by shorty822004-07-27 16:36:04
  type in about:config by ToLazyToThink2004-07-27 18:57:18
    The only thing that to me is related by shorty822004-07-27 19:17:23
  Try this . . . by mmell2004-07-27 18:25:09
    But I like 0.8 and I don't feel like upgrading, by shorty822004-07-27 18:29:43
      Okay . . . by mmell2004-07-27 18:37:32
        The main thing is it just started happening the by shorty822004-07-27 18:42:17
  try this: by AndyA2004-07-27 16:39:19
    I can't find preferences under edit, by shorty822004-07-27 17:51:56
      Hmm. That's the mozilla location. by AndyA2004-07-27 18:47:13
        Most of the settings are under options by shorty822004-07-27 18:49:50
          No sign of a helper apps section? by AndyA2004-07-27 19:26:46
            That's under options -> downloads, by shorty822004-07-27 19:31:31
Doing the wedding thing a little differently by farfalla2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The next morning I woke up in Atlantic City . . . (n/t) by mmell2004-07-27 18:39:13
  Somebody doesn't quite get the mail-order bride by tnglives2004-07-27 18:32:10
    Yet another example by thewrongcrowd2004-07-27 20:34:39
  That was a poor choice of phrase! by Naruki2004-07-27 16:37:58
    Maybe she just means that they both by AndyA2004-07-27 16:43:16
      Or she knows by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 19:59:00
  Lovely! :/ (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-07-27 16:27:59
So I'm over here at Marc's house playing Halo by Llyr2004-07-27 16:06:54
  Chiyobits? by bugarup2004-07-27 17:26:27
  The Guardians is Halo's way of saying it's not by VCA2004-07-27 16:20:07
    Oh really. by Llyr2004-07-27 16:21:28
      I would simply guess... by williamashbless2004-07-27 16:30:13
Lookee what I am making. :) by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Very nice! I never could do yarn ... by ChuckAB2004-07-27 19:06:02
  Nice foot by Lis772004-07-27 19:05:58
  At least you sides are straight.... by babywhizAR2004-07-27 17:37:07
    Thank you! by j.butterfly2004-07-27 17:52:51
      My first piece of knitting by zelda2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Glad to hear I'm not the only lefty here. :) by shorty822004-07-27 16:29:23
    Leftys are the only ones in their right minds... (n/t) by radiowave9112004-07-27 16:58:32
    Thanks!! (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-07-27 16:45:03
    do we need a lefty club?? (n/t) by Reddy2004-07-27 16:36:17
  That looks REALLY good, love :) (n/t) by Kickstart2004-07-27 16:20:19
  And look! A butterfly foot too! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-07-27 16:19:59
    I know!!! I tried to edit it out...but I couldn't. by j.butterfly2004-07-27 16:24:24
      Too late. by Naruki2004-07-27 17:15:04
  That looks really good! by farfalla2004-07-27 16:07:59
    Thank you !!! by j.butterfly2004-07-27 16:10:56
  {{{J.Butterfly}}} by Reddy2004-07-27 16:07:31
    I know what you mean! by j.butterfly2004-07-27 16:10:18
      I used my mom's by Reddy2004-07-27 16:15:24
        I would like to learn how to knit too. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-07-27 16:25:22
          I can do the basic by Reddy2004-07-27 16:37:46
  Wow, cool. (n/t) by Spud312004-07-27 15:56:51
    Thanks. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-07-27 15:57:22
cybersquatting or comedy? by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I especially liked the Welsh link... by swisscheese2004-07-27 17:44:15
  Although very funny by orionrobots2004-07-27 17:08:44
  Heeheehee. by LionsPhil2004-07-27 16:06:30
    Hang on... by LionsPhil2004-07-27 16:09:37
  comedy by demonhedge2004-07-27 15:40:59
  Well, they _do_ openly admit it's a parody... by freon2004-07-27 15:39:58
The opposing force to gravity... by Illiad2004-07-27 15:14:06
  According to B.C., it's ytivarg! (n/t) by SnArL2004-07-27 19:48:52
  Ooo...that means we can now make anti-levity! (n/t by Kickstart2004-07-27 15:35:10
  So, are females levid after they give birth? by adiplomat2004-07-27 15:20:23
    I hear infants are often livid (n/t) by tigermouse2004-07-27 15:26:19
  I thought it was silicone. (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 15:16:03
I may get verbally eviscerated for this... by GigiNYC2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: LionsPhil by McNutcase2004-07-27 14:55:25
  Nice view. by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 22:44:07
  Community Bonus Pack? by LionsPhil2004-07-27 15:20:48
By the way, Illiad... by GigiNYC2004-07-27 14:43:08
  I was rather thinking of... by Illiad2004-07-27 14:59:10
    Stef can remain unfinished, yes by flatlander2004-07-27 15:04:21
    Hmmm.... by GigiNYC2004-07-27 15:03:05
    urgh! (n/t) by McNutcase2004-07-27 14:59:39
I came across this by accident... by GigiNYC2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I also are musical. But that doesn't by rorajoey2004-07-27 19:01:43
  Spatial Thinker (n/t) by TechisSO2004-07-27 17:36:28
    {{{TechisSO}}} by Reddy2004-07-27 18:31:36
  Logical/Mathematical by orionrobots2004-07-27 16:49:30
  Logical/Math. Like that's a surprise. (n/t) by williamashbless2004-07-27 16:27:39
  I am a linguistic thinker! by Ravenlock2004-07-27 16:18:23
  Hmmm. I seem to be the first by dire_lobo2004-07-27 16:04:15
  As usual I have no focused goal. by Nea2004-07-27 15:38:54
    {{{Nea}}} by Reddy2004-07-27 15:40:51
  Aha... an interpersonal thinker! by bastetsmuse2004-07-27 15:17:25
  Existential Thinker by Arcanum2004-07-27 14:59:18
    And Adiplomat. (Or so they say...) (n/t) by adiplomat2004-07-27 15:01:22
  Logical/Mathematical by BloodyViking2004-07-27 14:56:05
  I theen they blew, it, Queecksdraw! by adiplomat2004-07-27 14:53:36
    Looks like a decent fit to me. (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-07-27 14:55:31
      I thought so too by Reddy2004-07-27 14:56:31
        Yea, verily! And thou shalt fryyyyy in by adiplomat2004-07-27 14:59:50
  Interpersonal and musical by elehack2004-07-27 14:52:48
  You are a Spatial Thinker by Reddy2004-07-27 14:45:41
  The Renaissance ideal by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 14:42:58
    Did you use Netscape by tigermouse2004-07-27 14:47:06
      Stupid thing! by BrainBug2004-07-27 15:13:52
      Thank you. I used Opera. New result: by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 14:56:04
    Ditto (n/t) by BrainBug2004-07-27 14:43:43
  Fascinating. by Spud312004-07-27 14:42:41
Ideas for old backups by mvasquez2004-07-27 14:32:33
  Take the bits you really want by orionrobots2004-07-27 17:15:35
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Offtopic, I suppose, but.. by krakensden2004-07-27 17:20:18
  Anyone wanna play? I just missed Sardius... :( (n/t) by krakensden2004-07-27 17:13:59
Stupid Computer Users (Comic ideas Illiad) by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
Ted Turner's take on mass-media consolidation... by swisscheese2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Passed it around the office by krisguy2004-07-27 17:10:53
  Surprising... by GigiNYC2004-07-27 15:44:03
Gah! The Office Assistant's installed on my PC! by Spud312004-07-27 13:35:44
  Quick follow these Easy to use Instructions.... by littleblue2004-07-27 13:48:02
    That's the outdated method. by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:52:11
      No no no by Fegbarr2004-07-27 14:18:04
    Yeah. The guys in the back will love that. by Spud312004-07-27 13:50:54
So, how do you decide by basher202004-07-27 13:30:52
  The new contractor by merryj2004-07-27 13:56:03
  Deathmatch. by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:31:58
    Why not RL? Then you're guaranteed no by adiplomat2004-07-27 13:45:57
      You have to clean up the gibs. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:47:36
Q. What is the ultimate philosophical fruit? (n/t) by williamashbless2004-07-27 13:24:01
  Consider the tomato. by rorajoey2004-07-27 19:08:55
  Beans. by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 15:34:12
  Durian by SnArL2004-07-27 14:39:10
    I remember reading somewhere... by GigiNYC2004-07-27 15:29:21
    I had durian cookies once by tigermouse2004-07-27 14:48:54
      I guess so... by SnArL2004-07-27 15:12:17
  You are all wrong... by BrainBug2004-07-27 14:38:07
    ROFLMFAO!!! (n/t) by GigiNYC2004-07-27 15:29:57
  I'd be SOOOO flamed for my answer... (n/t) by adiplomat2004-07-27 14:12:49
    Heh..did you deliberately use the word by rorajoey2004-07-27 19:10:31
  Pomegranate by tigermouse2004-07-27 13:36:42
  The pomegranate. (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-07-27 13:31:11
    Cratered Koi! by tigermouse2004-07-27 13:38:35
  Onion (n/t) by imrambi2004-07-27 13:28:56
    Thank you Mr. Shreck ;-) by dire_lobo2004-07-27 13:56:24
    yep by swisscheese2004-07-27 13:47:48
      And if you leave 'em out in the sun by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 14:06:39
        *gasp* just like philosophers! (n/t) by tigermouse2004-07-27 14:10:10
      I beg to differ! by Fegbarr2004-07-27 13:51:55
        Ummm, onions...onions are accessible to all. (n/t) by Spud312004-07-27 13:52:48
          Onions stink by tigermouse2004-07-27 13:59:28
            Actually by Fegbarr2004-07-27 14:10:07
              Actually, Eureeka moments usually come when by hadji2004-07-27 14:13:47
                no, eureeka moments usually come by tigermouse2004-07-27 14:21:48
                  No, eureeka moments tend to come 15-20 minutes by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 14:22:51
                    Hey, and some philosophers fulminate by tigermouse2004-07-27 14:25:21
                      I thought they were more for the musicians. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 14:44:58
                      LOL :D by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 14:29:09
                  Or the aforementioned abandoned buildings by hadji2004-07-27 14:22:44
              Bah, they happen all the time by tigermouse2004-07-27 14:12:32
          You are entirely correct. by Fegbarr2004-07-27 13:57:37
    They have layers! (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-07-27 13:46:53
      Cakes! by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:47:58
        Parfaits have layers. Everyone loves a by Spud312004-07-27 13:51:52
          Great movie. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:52:44
            Saw the second one last week. by Spud312004-07-27 13:53:49
              Hope the dvd comes as a 2 or 3 pack by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 15:37:46
        An sign! A blessing from heaven! by farfalla2004-07-27 13:50:27
  A. ... by williamashbless2004-07-27 13:26:24
    LOL (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 13:58:57
      Hey Llyr, don't learn French. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 14:09:08
  A. The banana. by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:25:42
    "And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 13:36:21
      *ahem* by hadji2004-07-27 14:25:45
      This new learning amazes me by farfalla2004-07-27 13:48:46
        Bring out'cher deaaaad... *clang* (n/t) by williamashbless2004-07-27 13:53:37
        Dratitall... by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:53:19
          Monty Python and the Holy Grail (n/t) by SnArL2004-07-27 14:23:20
Ytest.zip.... by littleblue2004-07-27 13:21:55
  thnka WAY back to the WAY back... by dire_lobo2004-07-27 13:42:37
    Fi is a big if, eh? ;) (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 14:08:29
      AWLAYS a big if (little ifs are by dire_lobo2004-07-27 17:12:59
    Think about it...... by littleblue2004-07-27 13:52:13
  OMG I feel so stupid.... by littleblue2004-07-27 13:41:26
  10kb and contains every file? by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:31:08
    Contains every file name maybe? (n/t) by techi8702004-07-27 13:32:02
Looking for UF Google quote by Route2004-07-27 13:20:39
  Found it by Elessar2004-07-27 14:42:33
    Thank you! by Route2004-07-27 14:51:02
    Clicky! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  This one? by rshepard2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I don't recall the date, but that is an by shorty822004-07-27 14:18:13
Did Article IV get whited out or something? by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Read the second sentence ov Art IV, Sec 1 by basher202004-07-27 13:59:02
now that my Axim is somewhat working... by scragman2004-07-27 13:01:46
  No Pocket PC is complete without nethack :) (n/t) by kiroh2004-07-27 20:08:56
  Ohhh . . . I don't know . . . maybe something like by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
He's OK by oot2004-07-27 13:01:16
  {{{oot}}} by shorty822004-07-27 14:33:58
    {{{shorty82}}} (n/t) by oot2004-07-27 14:49:57
  {{{{oot}}}} by SnArL2004-07-27 14:32:10
    {{{SnArL}}} by oot2004-07-27 14:50:51
  {{{Oot}}} by Reddy2004-07-27 14:09:41
    {{{Reddy}}} by oot2004-07-27 14:49:24
      I didn't see what happen to him by Reddy2004-07-27 15:32:40
  That's good to hear. {{{you and Frisky}}} (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 13:58:12
    {{{Llyr}}} (n/t) by oot2004-07-27 14:07:43
  And you, by Ghezahn2004-07-27 13:40:49
    {{{Ghezan}}} by oot2004-07-27 13:43:23
  {{{{oot}}}} by Celticess2004-07-27 13:35:05
    {{{{Celticess}}}} by oot2004-07-27 13:42:29
      It's alright by Celticess2004-07-27 13:47:17
        Thank you (n/t) by oot2004-07-27 14:07:31
  I must have missed whatever was the problem, by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:24:12
    He'd stopped eating by oot2004-07-27 13:35:34
      corrective dentistry? by Nightwind2004-07-27 14:33:49
        Not on a rabbit, no (n/t) by oot2004-07-27 14:48:23
          Particularly not a rabbit of Frisky's age... (n/t) by McNutcase2004-07-27 14:58:27
            all i know about rabbits by Nightwind2004-07-27 15:18:29
  {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{oot}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} (n/t) by kelli2172004-07-27 13:22:16
    {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{kelli217}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} (n/t) by oot2004-07-27 13:33:31
  {{{oot}}} by Spud312004-07-27 13:20:56
    {{{Spud31}}} (n/t) by oot2004-07-27 13:33:07
  *holds comment for a moment* by Nightwind2004-07-27 13:19:05
    {{{Nightwind}}} by oot2004-07-27 13:32:32
      take up tai-chi or something? by Nightwind2004-07-27 14:31:33
  That is great news. :) {{{oot}}} (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-07-27 13:15:03
    :-) {{{j.butterfly}}} (n/t) by oot2004-07-27 13:27:35
  {{{oot}}}, {{{Frisky}}} by McNutcase2004-07-27 13:03:37
    {{{McNutcase}}} (n/t) by oot2004-07-27 13:10:57
Bah. Silly pun-attempting UFies. You'll ALL by adiplomat2004-07-27 12:54:32
  I WARNED you! It's... by adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Aw, nurtz by tigermouse2004-07-27 13:18:11
      Look up yer Latin taxonomy, baybee! by adiplomat2004-07-27 13:47:22
        No speakee Latin by tigermouse2004-07-27 13:56:04
          The most wunnerful thing about tiggermice... by adiplomat2004-07-27 14:04:11
            grrrrr by tigermouse2004-07-27 14:09:15
              You are? by Spud312004-07-27 14:12:24
                Why yes by tigermouse2004-07-27 14:19:58
  Bah. Get thee to a punnery! (n/t) by theanomaly2004-07-27 12:58:52
    You are not she of whom he spoke. by Naruki2004-07-27 13:04:44
others having hotmail problems by Celticess2004-07-27 12:34:28
  it happens from time to time (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-07-27 12:50:16
  MyDoom part 2???? by krisguy2004-07-27 12:48:33
Getting noticed . . . by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Disturbed? by BrainBug2004-07-27 12:58:23
    Well, despite what you think of Prince, by hadji2004-07-27 13:17:10
      Still... by BrainBug2004-07-27 13:21:34
        Correction... by BrainBug2004-07-27 13:24:41
          Is that a Klingon band? (n/t) by hadji2004-07-27 13:31:56
            What? Küblböck? by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
  They any relation to Simply Red? by Naruki2004-07-27 12:49:17
    No relation to Simply Red. by hadji2004-07-27 13:13:14
    *Lights torch* by GigiNYC2004-07-27 12:54:58
    I dont think so...being that the band Disturbed... by JerseyGirl2004-07-27 12:52:37
Distiller + Word2000 --- Serious weirdness by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 12:11:31
  Thanks everyone... by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 14:15:51
  Try this: by Geline2004-07-27 12:33:37
    Did that, actually went further than that by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 14:14:20
  Usually this sort of thing is corruption in markup by flatlander2004-07-27 12:32:19
    I'd try openoffice first as you may be able to kee by hadji2004-07-27 12:33:56
  I just tried it by svengelska2004-07-27 12:23:23
    Sigh. This is seriously forked, then. by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 12:26:24
      Use ghostscript to write the PDF by nix2006-11-19 12:55:59
      OpenOffice can export to PDF by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
I've got to get me some of this! by JPaganel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It certainly is a creative solution to the problem (n/t) by GigiNYC2004-07-27 15:55:37
  am i the only one that saw 'gel' and thought by psychoi3oy2004-07-27 12:12:27
  Woo! by Illiad2004-07-27 12:12:23
Q. What do you call a baby eigensheep? by Llyr2004-07-27 12:04:38
  Eigenwhat? Me never hurd uff it. by adiplomat2004-07-27 12:47:51
    Typically by Llyr2004-07-27 12:48:54
      Ah. I kept hearing Algebra mentioned. (n/t) by adiplomat2004-07-27 12:49:44
        Linear algebra. ;-) (n/t) by bwkaz2004-07-27 16:18:15
          Linear algebra, I believe, by rorajoey2004-07-27 19:14:26
  great timing by keszpo2004-07-27 12:19:44
    Cool. by Llyr2004-07-27 12:22:25
      Remind me to get you to tutor me in by williamashbless2004-07-27 13:28:20
        Can do. by Llyr2004-07-27 13:57:14
  *groan* by SnArL2004-07-27 12:14:12
    That was awful by tigermouse2004-07-27 12:58:56
      Didn't you mean eweful? by Morely2004-07-27 13:47:58
        Oh, mutton your lip! (n/t) by tigermouse2004-07-27 14:04:51
    *GROAN* (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-07-27 12:15:04
  Hates the eigen*, hates it. by Illiad2004-07-27 12:07:59
    ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 12:21:58
    Third year? by BlurOfSerenity2004-07-27 12:13:05
      Da. by Illiad2004-07-27 12:20:13
      Second year here. by bugarup2004-07-27 12:16:48
        Supposed to be second-year by elehack2004-07-27 12:21:03
          I might have liked them, had I ever understood. by bugarup2004-07-27 12:40:37
          you use them in loads other stuff too by gilly2004-07-27 12:22:07
            Linear algebra is really their main use. by Llyr2004-07-27 12:24:04
              Linear algebra... by elehack2004-07-27 12:26:25
                Aw, it isn't *that* bad. (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 12:29:27
                  My professor was by SnArL2004-07-27 14:51:10
  Ow. by LionsPhil2004-07-27 12:07:27
So here I sit by rubincompserv2004-07-27 12:04:25
  Brokenhearted? :> (n/t) by Nashville2004-07-27 12:48:51
    no, just really hungry (and tired) (n/t) by rubincompserv2004-07-27 12:58:20
How many times by mvasquez2004-07-27 11:56:50
  The answer by hadji2004-07-27 14:21:37
    Except in New Jersey, by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 14:27:21
      We won! We won! by theanomaly2004-07-27 14:32:11
        I wish I could find *any* episode. by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 14:56:13
  It depends on the drive by imrambi2004-07-27 12:04:52
    hrm. by mvasquez2004-07-27 12:13:19
      I had that happen by imrambi2004-07-27 12:23:22
        well actually by mvasquez2006-11-19 12:55:59
          check out newegg.com by psychoi3oy2004-07-27 12:43:44
        boo-hiss.. by mvasquez2004-07-27 12:29:25
  What kind of format ? by Yaeger2004-07-27 12:04:47
Ra! Ra! Ra! by SnArL2004-07-27 11:50:52
  You're playing with the big boys now... by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 14:57:28
  The fun god! The sun god! Ra! Ra! Ra! (n/t) by Arcanum2004-07-27 14:47:14
  Better not yell too loud... by Llyr2004-07-27 12:34:42
    *groan* (n/t) by Spud312004-07-27 12:38:46
  Hail the Sun God! by Star Warrior2004-07-27 12:03:05
    OK... But I'll tell him who told me to do it! by adiplomat2004-07-27 14:15:02
  Thank you for that by farfalla2004-07-27 12:03:05
Crypto Thread by Michiel2006-11-19 12:55:59
Offical what should you be doing thread? by imrambi2004-07-27 11:43:18
  Don't get me started... by GigiNYC2004-07-27 16:00:57
  nothing by Reddy2004-07-27 14:12:14
  Doing file searches for our forensic accounting by delltech2004-07-27 13:04:51
  CIF CIC Analysis by TechisSO2004-07-27 12:30:06
  a few things by Celticess2004-07-27 12:17:15
    ok scratch 3 things off that list... by Celticess2004-07-27 13:14:24
  What should I be doing? by bastetsmuse2004-07-27 12:09:18
  writing thankyou notes and openhouse announcements (n/t) by cgmeister2004-07-27 12:01:21
  Studying for my final tonight by Lis772004-07-27 11:55:16
    Good luck. (n/t) by shorty822004-07-27 12:06:28
    Ooh, good luck with those. (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 12:02:02
    Good Luck (n/t) by imrambi2004-07-27 11:55:48
      Thanks! (n/t) by Lis772004-07-27 11:57:11
  Stock answer: by Naruki2004-07-27 11:52:00
  Updating this call by SnArL2004-07-27 11:51:41
  fixing my Axim... by scragman2004-07-27 11:50:34
    hah! by scragman2004-07-27 12:06:27
  Debugging Excel macros. Bleh. (n/t) by Spud312004-07-27 11:49:19
invoke(Yadot); by merryj2004-07-27 11:36:33
  Oi. by Yadot2004-07-27 16:17:09
    Asia by Yadot2004-07-27 16:18:50
Can't wait for festial express... (n/t) by llamatron2004-07-27 11:34:42
o/~ ... can't sing, but I've got soul... (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 11:29:08
  Reminds me of the Muppets... by rorajoey2004-07-27 12:29:57
General advice from Americans (esp. Boston-types) by Dazed2004-07-27 11:27:28
  Go for it by Lis772004-07-27 12:51:28
    Yeah - my big hope is it won't freeze by then by Dazed2004-07-27 15:34:14
  Business as usual by bastetsmuse2004-07-27 12:10:36
  October should be a nice time to visit by tigermouse2004-07-27 11:32:37
    The elections are in November... by Naruki2004-07-27 11:44:01
      What's DHS? (n/t) by Dazed2004-07-27 11:49:05
        You don't know about that? by Naruki2004-07-27 11:51:23
          Yep. I'm wondering how high the terror leevel will by shorty822004-07-27 11:58:34
            s/leevel/level (n/t) by shorty822004-07-27 11:59:18
          Ah, yes, heard of that by Dazed2004-07-27 11:57:44
            Well... by Naruki2004-07-27 12:47:56
        I'm thinking Department of Homeland Security. by shorty822004-07-27 11:50:43
ATTN: McNutcase by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Energy, obviously! I just wanna know how by adiplomat2004-07-27 12:48:57
    Er... by LionsPhil2004-07-27 12:59:32
  Strategy? Is it multiplayer? by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 12:00:43
    And the interface of a Mongolian chip fryer. by McNutcase2004-07-27 12:03:03
      Wrong. ;P by LionsPhil2004-07-27 12:13:20
        Or save yourself the grief and stay away from it by McNutcase2004-07-27 12:19:30
          Abortion? by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:06:20
  Have these guys never heard of a LEARNING CURVE? by McNutcase2004-07-27 11:46:56
    sure... only sometimes it looks like a wall... by dire_lobo2004-07-27 11:55:56
      <Deleted><Deleted>2004-07-27 12:25:01
        McDude! I just got back to the board and saw by dire_lobo2004-07-27 13:54:19
          eh. What helped rather more... by McNutcase2004-07-27 14:14:46
        Modded for language by Kickstart2004-07-27 12:25:22
        Ummm, wth? by Ravenlock2004-07-27 12:11:27
          I don't count it as free. by McNutcase2004-07-27 12:17:01
            Easy there. by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:03:43
            Nah, I'm not offended. by Ravenlock2004-07-27 12:28:25
              Incorrect. by McNutcase2004-07-27 12:34:35
                You mean me? *LART* by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:05:13
                  It's almost impossible to design properly... by McNutcase2004-07-27 13:13:57
                    Aha... by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:22:58
                      Once I had worked out how to spot them... by McNutcase2004-07-27 13:29:06
                        Well, like W:ET, by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:45:40
                          the GLARING omission... by McNutcase2004-07-27 14:10:14
                Their. Cost. To. You. != Your investment. by Ravenlock2004-07-27 12:41:29
                  You have a very odd conception of cost. by McNutcase2004-07-27 12:47:41
                    I'm using a perfectly valid definition. It's why.. by Ravenlock2004-07-27 12:55:08
                      I'm killing this now before I go too far. by McNutcase2004-07-27 13:02:42
                        Strange for ME to be saying this, McNutcase, by adiplomat2004-07-27 13:51:24
                          Thanks. :) by Ravenlock2004-07-27 16:21:39
                          Yup. Blowing up over nothing. by McNutcase2004-07-27 14:13:44
                            Okay. :-) by Ravenlock2004-07-27 16:04:20
                          McNutcase realizes that. by Spud312004-07-27 14:10:47
                            I posted here, because it was the right by adiplomat2004-07-27 14:45:29
                            Only it didn't, by LionsPhil2004-07-27 14:40:56
        10... 9... 8... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 12:02:02
          Maybe, but I still mean it. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-07-27 12:05:00
    Sure they have! by LionsPhil2004-07-27 11:51:54
    Abuse sucked? News to me. Loved that game. by Ravenlock2004-07-27 11:51:41
      I need to try that golf mod. by LionsPhil2004-07-27 11:53:19
        I haven't either. Plan to, though. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-07-27 12:00:11
        "What kind of club is that?" by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 11:59:35
  Awh, but that's half the fun! (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 11:28:01
    Sure! by LionsPhil2004-07-27 11:29:40
      Ah. by Llyr2004-07-27 11:38:44
        Oh, they very much are. by LionsPhil2004-07-27 11:40:30
          How does it stack up to TEH PANZ0R!!!11!1? (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 11:44:08
            Pfft...panzers, by LionsPhil2004-07-27 11:46:46
              Oooooh! The street sweeper! by SnArL2004-07-27 12:03:23
              :D by Llyr2004-07-27 11:48:56
<rant> arg one of the ladies in our office is by techi8702004-07-27 11:17:57
  I don't get it by Star Warrior2004-07-27 12:01:59
    Maybe I track my finances better than most people. by techi8702004-07-27 12:21:22
      Maybe.. by Star Warrior2004-07-27 15:25:23
  The money isn't coming out of an escrow account? by JustnCase2004-07-27 11:30:27
    No its set up so the city direct bills your by techi8702004-07-27 12:22:43
      Some banks won't let you do that by watsondog2004-07-28 17:04:54
    Depends on the mortgage. by BloodyViking2004-07-27 11:40:49
      How do you do that? by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 13:03:21
        My wife got it done on ours. by BloodyViking2004-07-27 13:30:16
          Thanks; I am *SO* looking into that. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 13:36:31
            We had to wait 2 years untill we could look after by techi8702004-07-27 14:01:00
              I've had the house for 4 years... by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 14:17:19
                We switched banks when our first 3 year morgage by techi8702004-07-27 14:52:53
  People complain much of the time... by Illiad2004-07-27 11:24:24
    Yes, but I don't agree it applies here. by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 13:06:22
  Maybe she doesn't by imrambi2004-07-27 11:21:57
    She doesn't look at her bank statment either then. (n/t) by techi8702004-07-27 11:28:24
Car audio followup from yesterday by Llyr2006-11-19 12:23:33
  woops, mashed submit too fast. by Llyr2004-07-27 11:13:41
    It works. :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 11:26:25
      Good to hear! (pun intended) by theanomaly2004-07-27 12:35:06
        Yeah. (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 12:37:19
      yay! and the crowd goes wild... by dire_lobo2004-07-27 11:37:23
        And there was much rejoicing? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 11:58:54
putting together a computer, got stuck. by cgmeister2004-07-27 11:08:49
  Memory, most likely. by Sieldan2004-07-27 13:12:39
    Check CMOS reset jumper by OsteSpiser2004-07-27 13:44:05
      More than one. by Morely2004-07-27 14:09:36
  while it is not that pertinent by tran2004-07-27 12:15:39
    Welcome to UF! by UF Greeter2004-07-27 12:21:40
  Could be... by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 11:35:25
    Also memory by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 11:45:05
  My boyfriend got a new Motherboard by Dazed2004-07-27 11:19:04
    yeah by cgmeister2004-07-27 11:22:32
  Try this. by Arcanum2004-07-27 11:14:44
    ummmm by cgmeister2004-07-27 11:30:45
      BIOS memory checks and stuff (n/t) by nix2004-07-27 11:33:30
      POST by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 11:33:10
        And the opening BIOS screen where it tests memory. by Arcanum2004-07-27 11:35:29
        dont tell me they shipped me ANOTHER defective one by cgmeister2004-07-27 11:34:48
          It can happen by imrambi2004-07-27 11:37:43
          It *could* be your motherboard power connector. by Arcanum2004-07-27 11:36:42
    thanks, I'll do that (n/t) by cgmeister2004-07-27 11:15:32
  Sounds like by imrambi2004-07-27 11:12:17
    thanks by cgmeister2004-07-27 11:14:42
      Try it with minimum parts by Electric Storm2004-07-27 11:28:14
You never pay much attention until you are close by schwing12006-11-19 12:55:59
  Totally WOW! by Naruki2004-07-27 11:26:09
  Wow. Glad to hear you're okay. by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 11:21:47
Ok, parody title time! by Kickstart2004-07-27 10:52:44
  Core Wars III: Revenge of the SIGSEGV (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-07-27 14:09:28
  Large Bores III: Revenge of the Piston (n/t) by rorajoey2004-07-27 13:50:56
  Par Wars III: Revenge of the Fith (n/t) by psychoi3oy2004-07-27 12:21:23
  GWAR WARS III: Revenge of Gor-Gor (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-07-27 12:15:24
  Scar Wars: Revenge of the Stitch (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-07-27 12:10:06
    Oops. Dropped this: III (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-07-27 12:15:05
  Does that really need parodying? by Nath32004-07-27 12:03:47
  Bar Wars III: Revenge of the Pints (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-07-27 11:54:02
    Ahem. by BloodyViking2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I regert that I have but one word to say... by dire_lobo2004-07-27 15:54:06
      ARS Wars III: Return of the posts. by wstam2004-07-27 12:20:01
  Store Wars III: Revenge of the Gifts by snake2004-07-27 11:50:28
  Helpdesk wars III: Revenge of the Idiots (n/t) by llamatron2004-07-27 11:33:48
  Bush Wars III: Revenge of the Dip (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-07-27 11:27:55
  Char Wars: Revenge of the Strings (n/t) by imrambi2004-07-27 11:23:43
  Dope Wars III: Revenge of the BBS by Kickstart2004-07-27 11:23:26
    I had Dope Wars for palm pilot. by Llyr2004-07-27 11:39:55
  Slug Wars III: Revenge of the Salt (n/t) by llamatron2004-07-27 11:21:47
  Homer Wars III: Revenge of the Myth (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-07-27 11:19:17
  Geek wars III: Revenge of the Sid by Michiel2004-07-27 11:15:18
  Soft Wares III: Revenge of the Gates (n/t) by bikerray2004-07-27 11:12:27
  Blonde Wars III: Revenge of the Peroxide (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-07-27 11:10:35
  Drug Wars III: Revenge of the Meth? (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 11:08:44
  Anagram Wars III: Revenge of the by hadji2004-07-27 11:07:15
  Actually... by jmaxsohmer2004-07-27 11:06:55
    Hmm... by Llyr2004-07-27 11:45:46
    yep... (and welcome aboard) by dire_lobo2004-07-27 11:40:10
    Welcome to UF! by UF Greeter2004-07-27 11:31:02
    "Attack of the Clones" had a good ring? by Arcanum2004-07-27 11:08:27
      Actually, that was an entirely different genre by Morely2004-07-27 11:10:30
      Noo, that was "Attack of the Clowns." (n/t) by hadji2004-07-27 11:09:09
  Desktop Wars III: Revenge of the GPL by Morely2004-07-27 11:06:42
  Chair Wars III: Revenge of the Seats (n/t) by tigermouse2004-07-27 11:06:31
    Guitar Wars III: Revenge of the Riff (n/t) by tigermouse2004-07-27 11:10:51
      Spar Wars III: Revenge of the Skiff (n/t) by tigermouse2004-07-27 11:12:42
        Char Wars III: Revenge of the Fish (n/t) by tigermouse2004-07-27 11:17:49
          Gore Wars III: Revenge of the Stiff (n/t) by tigermouse2004-07-27 11:20:42
            Gore Wars III: Revenge of the Chads. by wstam2006-11-19 12:55:59
              I must admit by tigermouse2004-07-27 16:18:01
            Story Wars III: Revenge of the Myth (n/t) by tigermouse2004-07-27 11:21:33
              Tor Wars III: Revenge of the Cliff (n/t) by tigermouse2004-07-27 11:22:26
                Pore Wars III: Revenge of the Zits (n/t) by tigermouse2004-07-27 11:26:57
                  Porn Wars III: Revenge of the ---- by Ravenlock2004-07-27 11:43:28
                    Heh, I think we tied. (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 11:50:45
                      We did! Sweet! (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-07-27 11:52:23
                    I resisted that one by tigermouse2004-07-27 11:46:24
                    Revenge of the.... wait for it.... by UF Greeter2004-07-27 11:46:14
                      Mental note: Make sure I am logged in as shorty82 by shorty822004-07-27 11:47:40
                  Corn Wars III: Revenge of the Grits (n/t) by tigermouse2004-07-27 11:28:30
                    Porn Wars III: Revenge of the Ti*SMACK!* by Llyr2004-07-27 11:43:34
              Wow. Same idea, same time. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-07-27 11:22:25
  Fat Wars: Revenge of the Width (n/t) by Arcanum2004-07-27 11:03:28
    Starring Rush Limbaugh as Atakins Skywalker? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 11:04:26
      Who plays Ohgee Want Calorie? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-07-27 11:06:40
        Richard Simmons as his personal trainer? by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 11:49:45
          Who trained young Atakins after the death of his by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 12:08:13
            More... by Kickstart2004-07-27 13:09:10
              And....Girth Vader! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-07-27 13:09:43
                You cannot resist the power of the Carb Side. by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 13:12:41
                  Luke...I am your waiter........ (n/t) by Kickstart2004-07-27 13:22:18
                    Those really *are* cinnamon buns on Leia's head! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 13:35:22
  Software Wars III by elehack2004-07-27 11:01:40
  Star Bores Seems Like *Seventy*-three: by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 11:01:02
  Bradypodidae Wars III - Revenge of the (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-07-27 11:00:12
    Sloth, it was supposed to say Sloth (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-07-27 11:00:48
      but you were too slothlike to write it? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-07-27 11:03:54
  Bar Wars III: Revenge of the Pint (n/t) by kiroh2004-07-27 10:59:57
    Bar Wars III: Revenge of the Fifth (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-07-27 11:01:42
  Pun Wars III: Revenge of the Wits (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-07-27 10:57:42
  Thumb Wars III: Revenge of the Hangnail (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 10:56:49
    /me points at MSN (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 11:10:36
      Why, is there an article about it somewhere? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 11:50:12
  Hardware Wars III: Revenge of the Hammer (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 10:56:14
  Citrus Wars III: Revenge of the Pith (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 10:55:35
    I like thitruth, but I don't like pith. (n/t) by rorajoey2004-07-27 12:40:03
  Stare Wars III: Revenge of the Lid (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 10:55:03
  How about by imrambi2004-07-27 10:54:30
  UF Wars III: Revenge of the Moderators by DarthSane2004-07-27 10:54:20
AAAAAGH!!! KILL IT!!! by LionsPhil2004-07-27 10:40:54
  *twitch* (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 12:15:54
  DAHHH! (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 11:48:24
  KILL IT WITH FIRE!! (n/t) by bugarup2004-07-27 11:30:55
Boy, I bet this writer was giggling when he wrote by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So it's illegal to investigate a murder now? by BloodyViking2004-07-27 10:45:07
    Shortly thereafter... by Naruki2004-07-27 11:07:23
    Lousy vigilantes. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-07-27 10:46:52
  Probably by imrambi2004-07-27 10:36:19
    Pshaw. by Naruki2004-07-27 11:04:08
it's quiet..... too quiet by psychoi3oy2004-07-27 10:17:18
  A-Oooga-A-Oooga! bree bree bree! (n/t) by shorty822004-07-27 11:24:21
Star Wars III: Title released by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  so when is the movie coming out?? by Reddy2004-07-27 14:15:48
  Meh. *shrug* (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-07-27 10:44:01
  Nobody's posted that here yet? by nin_man2004-07-27 10:26:13
    Yep, days ago. (n/t) by Kickstart2004-07-27 10:37:05
  What exactly are they getting revenge for? by MikeCDN2004-07-27 10:22:35
    For the Jedi for having wiped out the Sith by blindman2004-07-27 10:33:10
      Hmm, I thought by MikeCDN2004-07-27 10:35:04
    They're getting revenge by elehack2004-07-27 10:24:18
      hehe, by MikeCDN2004-07-27 10:26:30
        I'd partially agree... by elehack2004-07-27 10:28:50
          That's because... by Illiad2004-07-27 10:34:34
            As do I (n/t) by elehack2004-07-27 10:39:38
              Gone Puppets Are by MikeCDN2004-07-27 10:40:31
                be stubborn i will. (n/t) by elehack2004-07-27 10:49:26
                  Jump through the air Yoda will. (n/t) by Spud312004-07-27 11:26:37
                    Badly. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:29:07
                      it was better then the floating fruit (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-07-27 14:05:22
  I hate to say it, but... by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    No it's not. by shorty822004-07-27 10:22:44
      *sink down on my knees* by diGriz2004-07-27 10:24:06
    3 days ago (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 10:20:35
  Really... by McNutcase2004-07-27 10:18:11
Maybe we should have handed out deoderant. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Text of article without potentially bad comments: by Ravenlock2004-07-27 10:16:50
  Some great comments under that! by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 10:16:33
  Sheesh by tigermouse2004-07-27 10:15:51
  Tick tock... by Naruki2004-07-27 10:14:34
    Awwww, crap. Mods. by Ravenlock2004-07-27 10:15:57
      Not yet. I'd say leave it for now. by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 10:17:45
    couldnt read it by mvasquez2004-07-27 10:15:29
Go home DNC by nhlinux2004-07-27 09:56:00
  So glad I'm spending the summer in Philly by Lis772004-07-27 11:56:16
  My brain inserts an 'R' into DNC.. by gblues2004-07-27 11:13:22
  Apathy by nhlinux2004-07-27 10:19:36
    Poor dude by tigermouse2004-07-27 10:26:24
  It's all a Republican Plot! by ahecht2004-07-27 10:19:22
    Again, the Daily Show said it best. ;-) by Naruki2004-07-27 11:13:06
      And then, of course, by rubincompserv2004-07-27 11:38:10
        Let me guess: he's a Democrat? by Naruki2004-07-27 11:42:53
          My money is on both (n/t) by rubincompserv2004-07-27 11:48:40
    Backfire by nhlinux2004-07-27 10:20:53
      Took them long enough. by Naruki2004-07-27 11:09:00
  Attn NJ Ufies by mvasquez2004-07-27 10:14:41
  Hooray for living in Boston and owning a bike! (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 09:59:14
    *snerk* by Naruki2004-07-27 10:00:04
      Hug the right side of the road, or by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Pfft by tigermouse2004-07-27 09:58:45
    Blame the Bushco Secret Service by nhlinux2004-07-27 10:03:12
      "Secret Service and local authories" by tigermouse2004-07-27 10:09:38
        SS by nhlinux2004-07-27 10:57:14
          Shorthand, dear boy, no more by tigermouse2004-07-27 11:01:16
Attn: SnappingTurtle by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 09:52:43
ATTN: Perl Gurus by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I may get flamed for this but here goes. :) by JustnCase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh, and some general Perl advice: by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    When I said "firewall"... by Naruki2004-07-27 12:31:58
      Where are you planning to host this script, then? by LionsPhil2004-07-27 13:16:52
  Hell. by LionsPhil2004-07-27 10:37:52
    Well... by Naruki2004-07-27 10:42:11
      You hurt my brain. by LionsPhil2004-07-27 10:56:49
        That's why, in the TLP, I stated that I was by Naruki2004-07-27 11:01:12
  A few thoughts by Elessar2004-07-27 10:20:25
    I don't think I did. by Naruki2004-07-27 10:59:47
      Try this... by Elessar2004-07-27 11:29:03
        One thing that had me thinking it was by Naruki2004-07-27 11:40:11
          So far, it seems to be working... by Naruki2004-07-27 11:50:02
            Shonky. by LionsPhil2004-07-27 11:55:04
Oh how I wish I bought some stock. by AndyA2004-07-27 09:45:09
  Closed up 19.5% (n/t) by AndyA2004-07-27 14:09:54
  Ya got to be careful about owning stock in the by shorty822004-07-27 11:20:09
    Not a risk. by AndyA2004-07-27 12:48:03
      Well, it seemed that the company was doing well. by shorty822004-07-27 12:52:53
  Could be worse. by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 10:54:43
    Gah! /s/to naïve/too naïve (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 10:55:16
Eyes are getting very heavy... by JerseyGirl2004-07-27 09:32:29
  Is that why you were only in #SPORKS for 41s? (n/t by Sim2004-07-27 09:33:37
    no...no one said anything and... by JerseyGirl2004-07-27 09:42:45
Interview Report... by foredeck2004-07-27 09:30:11
Advice needed re: photoshop 7 v. CS by lucidpsyche2004-07-27 09:23:05
  Well, by gblues2004-07-27 11:16:48
    Very true. by lucidpsyche2004-07-27 12:36:05
  Have you tried gimp? by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Using Gimp instead of Photoshop... by gblues2004-07-27 11:19:22
      If you learned on Photoshop. by bwkaz2004-07-27 16:37:56
    But free and open source software isn't any good! by shorty822004-07-27 11:16:53
  I like the filter gallery in CS by nin_man2004-07-27 10:00:16
  What is it with this letters after numbers thing? by Air Hadoken2004-07-27 09:37:53
    CS = Creative Suite by gblues2004-07-27 11:24:49
    They got bored by elehack2004-07-27 10:00:35
    No idea. I think they think it makes them sound by lucidpsyche2004-07-27 09:39:33
Test your backups. by wheresthefish2004-07-27 09:21:54
  Someone back us up the test. (n/t) by rorajoey2004-07-27 13:22:44
  Test your frontdowns. by UF Greeter2004-07-27 11:12:49
    Forgot to log out, yet again. Durn it! (n/t) by shorty822004-07-27 11:13:44
  But backup them beforehand ! (n/t) by Number_Six2004-07-27 10:13:05
  ohh.. so /dev/null isnt my backup file.. (n/t) by mvasquez2004-07-27 10:12:20
  Real geeks don't need backups! (n/t) by demonhedge2004-07-27 10:10:36
  test up your back (n/t) by Spud312004-07-27 09:52:00
  back your tests up. (n/t) by BrainBug2004-07-27 09:48:14
  my backups work by psychoi3oy2004-07-27 09:30:00
  whatsa backup? by poopyhead2004-07-27 09:28:36
    Hmmm by tigermouse2004-07-27 09:45:40
      Way, way back. by Spud312004-07-27 09:52:32
        nah... this one is the way way backup... by poopyhead2004-07-27 10:39:58
  what are backups? (n/t) by imrambi2004-07-27 09:24:16
    Don't be absurd! by Naruki2004-07-27 09:57:46
      that explains it by imrambi2004-07-27 10:00:24
  Test my whatnows? by evil_andy2004-07-27 09:23:19
  nah (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-07-27 09:22:29
ATTN: val_parthen / purplepineapple by Myke2004-07-27 09:21:28
  Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! by purplepineapple2004-07-27 09:31:22
    okay. by Myke2004-07-27 09:33:42
      Oh :( and Yes. (n/t) by purplepineapple2004-07-27 09:34:25
        I assume the HDD is wrecked... by Myke2004-07-27 09:36:21
        And he just mumbled sleepily "probably the RAM" (n/t) by purplepineapple2004-07-27 09:35:36
          I put good RAM in it. by Myke2004-07-27 09:42:54
            yeah, the blinking question mark by flatlander2004-07-27 10:02:08
  (whups - sorry 'bout verticle scroll) (n/t) by Myke2004-07-27 09:23:54
Game Server Vote Continues by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Battlefield1942. by retiqlum22004-07-27 17:54:45
  So... whose going to send me UT2K4? by MikeCDN2004-07-27 10:19:40
    Like McNut said, by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
      no no i meant to play by MikeCDN2004-07-27 11:24:43
        Heh, that sounds familiar. by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 15:01:51
  Updated Top 5 by MikeCDN2004-07-27 10:07:52
    Comr on, sane gamers... by McNutcase2004-07-27 10:10:32
      Yeah, Deus Ex! by LionsPhil2004-07-27 10:59:57
        does it have a dedicated server? by MikeCDN2004-07-27 11:23:56
          It would appear by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
            I don't usually play FPSs (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-07-27 11:37:03
              THIS is no mere FPS! by LionsPhil2004-07-27 11:43:22
                Throw the crate of Boom. by McNutcase2004-07-27 11:48:50
                  You are a boring Deus Ex player by LionsPhil2004-07-27 12:16:13
                  That's a great site. ;-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-07-27 12:02:12
        Oh, by LionsPhil2004-07-27 11:00:34
      My argument against NWN... by Ravenlock2004-07-27 10:14:03
        You know I own it but I've never played it multi.. by MikeCDN2004-07-27 10:17:59
          Sounds good to me. by Ravenlock2004-07-27 10:19:21
        that's by understanding (and beef) also. by McNutcase2004-07-27 10:16:10
          Gah. MY understanding. by McNutcase2004-07-27 10:18:13
  What about a private bnet server for ufies? by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Blizzard doesn't like that by MikeCDN2004-07-27 10:06:47
  ATTN: MikeCDN by imrambi2004-07-27 09:30:33
    replied :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-07-27 09:31:06
  Current Top 5 by MikeCDN2004-07-27 09:19:44
  NOTE: Dedicated server for UT2k4 is free! by McNutcase2004-07-27 09:11:20
    Most Dedicated Servers are Free by MikeCDN2004-07-27 09:17:47
      in that case, take Tribes 2 off the Free list. by McNutcase2004-07-27 09:23:57
        hmm? by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Tried to actually GET one? by McNutcase2004-07-27 09:33:07
            uh, i did it right now by MikeCDN2004-07-27 09:41:17
              ATTN: Irrelavant! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-07-27 10:58:57
                huh? (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-07-27 11:23:21
                  He's been dying for a CD key for ages. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-07-27 11:34:00
              same here... by scragman2004-07-27 10:00:23
                well that's new... by McNutcase2004-07-27 10:06:29
                  course, by scragman2004-07-27 10:12:02
                    No you don't. by McNutcase2004-07-27 10:13:28
*sigh* Deduct a few from my geek account, please. by tnglives2004-07-27 09:07:27
Dilemma - advice appreciated by svengelska2004-07-27 08:55:57
  My reaction would be: by AndyA2004-07-27 09:39:21
  4th plus take concerns to your boss... (n/t) by acsronin2004-07-27 09:09:01
  Unfortunately... by Naruki2004-07-27 09:02:59
  I would go for the 4th option, myself. (n/t) by atwork2004-07-27 09:02:03
  Discuss your concerns with your boss by dire_lobo2004-07-27 09:01:57
    Make a list by imrambi2004-07-27 09:11:36
      damn skippy - good advice! (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-07-27 09:19:11
AG_wyvern gets bestial! by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Explanation by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 09:49:36
  You really should talk, Lenton... (n/t) by Spud312004-07-27 09:46:51
    *hangs head in shame* (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-07-27 12:30:31
  *cough* 2 Dictionary.com windows open *cough* (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 09:31:57
    BWA-HA-HA! by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 09:50:41
    Busted! (n/t) by freon2004-07-27 09:34:31
ATTN: IByte (or Bellator) by Naruki2004-07-27 08:41:35
  Here's a help for you by Kickstart2004-07-27 10:18:32
  I can't speak for IByte but... by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks! by Naruki2004-07-27 09:55:24
<brag> So proud of PrincessTechi! <brag> by TechisSO2004-07-27 08:12:18
  That's better than I ever did! by SnArL2004-07-27 10:43:03
  *Bows down in Awe* by foredeck2004-07-27 09:35:41
    One trick that's obviously not for everyone... by TechisSO2004-07-27 09:39:33
      Our church is too laid back. by Spud312004-07-27 09:48:59
  I know their secret. by Illiad2004-07-27 08:46:42
    Hey Mr. Grumpy Gills... by defdood2004-07-27 09:15:18
    Nope the DVD player was at home. We didn't even by techi8702004-07-27 08:54:25
  Well, she's a wonderful little girl by farfalla2004-07-27 08:42:10
    Yes ! Agreed :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-07-27 09:08:02
  Techie_family ROCKS! by dire_lobo2004-07-27 08:40:12
    so does yours :-)!! by saminz2004-07-27 14:13:15
      thank you! by dire_lobo2004-07-27 17:23:08
  That's better than my 7 year old would do! by atwork2004-07-27 08:29:21
    Maybe she new that her Grandpa is leaving by techi8702004-07-27 08:47:38
      A what? India? by Illiad2004-07-27 08:50:26
        Field supervisor for a company building a gas by techi8702004-07-27 08:52:57
          Dang. by Illiad2004-07-27 09:03:02
            This is actually a nice rotation by TechisSO2004-07-27 09:05:27
    heh, thats better than a lot of adults i know by JerseyGirl2004-07-27 08:37:22
      LOL by TechisSO2004-07-27 08:44:27
  Wow! by Spud312004-07-27 08:13:14
Transcript of Jimmy Carter Speech by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I must say, that's quite a good speech by SnappingTurtle2004-07-27 12:39:27
  Yet another clicky... by wstam2006-11-19 12:55:59
The desire to move, how to make it happen by Sieldan2004-07-27 08:10:42
  Move to NM NOW! by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Agreed by Elessar2004-07-27 10:56:44
  Just my 2 cents worth by crash_2004-07-27 08:34:42
    I dunno if that's a fair assessment... by dire_lobo2004-07-27 08:57:22
      Its probably not :) by crash_2004-07-27 10:19:47
        heh... I can understand that. by dire_lobo2004-07-28 11:12:41
  Bacon and eggs. by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 08:27:57
    To be honest I don't think it really by P.Buttercup2004-07-27 10:34:59
    Dont forget grits! by Sieldan2004-07-27 09:26:42
    I'm interested to know that also.. by P.Buttercup2004-07-27 09:08:10
    Hmm, I was wondering the same thing by crash_2004-07-27 08:35:59
      So YOU'RE one of the voices in my head! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 08:41:36
  go for B).... by the_phreak2004-07-27 08:20:12
  my vote by Atheology2004-07-27 08:14:48
    Welcome to UF! by UF Greeter2004-07-27 11:05:38
    LA being? Los(t) Ang(els), or Lower Alabama? by Sieldan2004-07-27 08:17:33
  Bacon by treehugger2004-07-27 08:12:04
    mmm bacon (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-07-27 08:41:29
    wha? How'd that slip in there? by Sieldan2004-07-27 08:14:45
      I think it's good by flatlander2004-07-27 10:13:28
I knew it! It had to be there! by McNutcase2004-07-27 08:05:57
  There are plenty in the fluids code. by LionsPhil2004-07-27 11:16:55
  *rolls eyes (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-07-27 08:42:40
  cool by imrambi2004-07-27 08:08:33
    Should work with 2k3 as well. by McNutcase2004-07-27 08:12:09
Invoke (DesertRat66); by DarthSane2006-11-19 12:55:59
  While on the subject of firearms. Does anyone here by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
    Never touched one. by DarthSane2004-07-27 08:27:57
      I have a Marlin 30-30 but it has a slight burr in by techi8702004-07-27 08:32:21
        Take it to a gunsmith, NOW by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
          The gunsmith I took it to told me They would have by techi8702004-07-27 08:56:19
            Removing the barrel on a 336 is easy by DesertRat662004-07-27 08:58:22
              Don't think I've fired it in over a year. Maybe by techi8702004-07-27 08:59:42
        To bad you are 2k miles away from me by DarthSane2004-07-27 08:48:32
    They have a bit of recoil by DesertRat662004-07-27 08:25:02
      A 3" cart.? For a HANDGUN?! by Illiad2004-07-27 09:05:03
        check out magnum research by scragman2004-07-27 09:39:27
          One takes it they like Id software ;) by McNutcase2004-07-27 10:12:19
        Well actually... by DesertRat662004-07-27 09:16:32
          The contender has always been one of my by dire_lobo2004-07-27 09:27:00
            That would be the by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Firearms by diGriz2004-07-27 08:23:07
      Actually I'm from Canada. I'm hoping to spend more by techi8702004-07-27 08:29:06
        Defense? by diGriz2004-07-27 08:34:37
          Griz by jsrustad2006-11-19 12:55:59
            diGrizzly by diGriz2004-07-27 11:43:20
            Welcome to UF! by UF Greeter2004-07-27 11:26:22
          If I wake up in the middle of the night in a tent by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
            Okay, I can accept that (n/t) by diGriz2004-07-27 08:50:52
          Don't joke. There are some seriously dangerous by Arcanum2004-07-27 08:39:36
            You forgot moose. by DarthSane2004-07-27 08:46:38
              Really? That's interesting. by Arcanum2004-07-27 08:48:34
                Male moose in rut is an ornery critter by DarthSane2004-07-27 08:49:37
                  A bull moose NOT in rut can be... by Illiad2004-07-27 08:56:07
                    I've heard of at least one person who was killed by techi8702004-07-27 08:58:02
                      People with low cars get killed that way by Dazed2004-07-27 10:56:51
      It's in our blood :) by DesertRat662004-07-27 08:27:38
        Nuclear Weapons aren't dangerous at all. by Dshade2004-07-27 09:08:28
          Well, there is that pesky radiation stuff... (n/t) by JPaganel2004-07-27 09:24:54
        Are you sure about that? by Illiad2004-07-27 09:02:05
          Well... by DesertRat662004-07-27 09:11:23
            Folk heroes by Illiad2004-07-27 09:34:16
              If by socially by DesertRat662004-07-27 10:41:05
        You need a license with tests... by diGriz2004-07-27 08:32:20
          not necessarily a license...but tests yes... by acsronin2004-07-27 09:02:54
          That is not true. by JPaganel2004-07-27 08:46:17
            In New York State... by RigbyReardon2004-07-27 10:13:55
              IMO, New York's gun laws are all way out of line. by shorty822004-07-27 11:01:48
              Welcome to UF! by UF Greeter2004-07-27 10:52:13
            I've seen the results of someone trying that by DesertRat662004-07-27 08:54:22
          Not exactly by DesertRat662004-07-27 08:42:21
            Times changes... by diGriz2004-07-27 08:49:50
              They entire idea of the second amendment by DarthSane2004-07-27 08:53:15
                Not just for that reason by DesertRat662004-07-27 08:57:22
              Legally acquiring MGs and such is a nontrivial by Arcanum2004-07-27 08:53:11
                Conditionally. by JPaganel2004-07-27 08:59:22
              Old argument by DesertRat662004-07-27 08:52:39
  That (the review) would be great by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Long range as in 800m to 1200m by DarthSane2004-07-27 08:07:40
      Then I'd go with the 30-06 minimum by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
        .338 Laupa seems like too much by DarthSane2004-07-27 08:45:10
ATTN: IByte by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
A sysadmin vents by SnappingTurtle2004-07-27 07:53:59
  My apologies for my ignorance... by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 10:31:19
  OT: was it you who took the screenshot by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 07:55:04
    Ah yes, glad you reminded me by SnappingTurtle2004-07-27 07:57:32
      Did you guys see my note last night? by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
        I saw it, yes. Perfectly understandable. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 08:03:18
ATTN: Illiad by l1nx2004-07-27 07:50:49
  Are YOU a fan? Or can you just not spell? (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 07:52:08
    Could be worse: Monty Phton by Yadot2004-07-27 08:34:29
      Monty Photon? by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 11:02:01
      Monty Futon? (n/t) by Air Hadoken2004-07-27 08:38:38
    Probably just can't type by TrogL2004-07-27 08:04:22
      2 rows above it, and the mistake was made twice. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 08:05:46
        You have a seriously deformed keyboard, then. by Naruki2004-07-27 08:17:40
          The only thing seriously deformed here is by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 08:21:04
            Moytn Pnthoy! :D (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 08:36:47
              Or at least Mohty Pytnoh. (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 08:37:30
                Minty [fresh] Python (n/t) by JPaganel2004-07-27 12:46:55
            ;-) by Naruki2004-07-27 08:27:13
      That's what I thought. But twice in one post by Spud312004-07-27 08:05:24
        weird, even :) (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 08:35:04
          Why can't I spell that word? by Spud312004-07-27 08:41:33
            >Exceptions to the rule 'I before E except after C by Yadot2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Month Python? (n/t) by Spud312004-07-27 07:51:44
Fun things to discover on a Tuesday morning: by hadji2004-07-27 07:42:00
  another discovery by JerseyGirl2004-07-27 08:45:49
    I promise I'll stay quiet next time. by tnglives2004-07-27 10:21:03
Pssst... Hey Moron! It's not a mystery novel! by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm scared at the possibility of Bush re-elected by tompaine2004-07-27 12:20:02
  I think the Daily Show said it best. by Naruki2004-07-27 08:23:19
    It all depends on how you define by DesertRat662004-07-27 08:29:31
      Safer in general or from terrorists specifically? by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 08:40:47
        Like it or not by DesertRat662004-07-27 08:44:31
          Not sure I would agree. by thewrongcrowd2004-07-27 09:28:55
          <sarcasm>Brilliant. Let's make it harder to attack by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 09:00:50
            I won't argue that with you by DesertRat662004-07-27 09:18:30
              As long as we live in a technologically advanced by LurkerMo2004-07-27 12:17:25
  I already was scared. Not by the pictures, by Ravenlock2004-07-27 07:56:47
    The pictures are just a satirical punch by DesertRat662004-07-27 07:59:55
  Everyone knows by thewrongcrowd2004-07-27 07:51:37
    Well, if you go to ... by packet-rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ick. by thewrongcrowd2004-07-27 09:14:34
        Well, that's why ... by packet-rat2004-07-27 09:52:03
    hyphen-hyphen-land by Yadot2004-07-27 08:43:40
  No, those pictures don't scare me. by nin_man2004-07-27 07:49:14
    Nope, I loathe conventions by DesertRat662004-07-27 07:54:58
  looking at the pictures by fireballmatt2004-07-27 07:45:14
    If I recall correctly by DesertRat662004-07-27 07:51:20
      ah just like the by fireballmatt2004-07-27 07:54:00
        It still is. by Illiad2004-07-27 15:13:25
Do humans have instincts? by hadji2004-07-27 07:35:25
  Actually... by GigiNYC2004-07-27 11:42:34
    Also babies hold their breath when they go under by buddha2004-07-27 14:25:50
    And why new babies smell so bad. by Naruki2004-07-27 11:45:44
  Criteria 2 is wrong, I think. by jugulum2004-07-27 10:01:00
    These three criteria define an instinct. by hadji2004-07-27 10:56:07
      According to whom? by jugulum2004-07-27 15:21:05
      Then that definition is BS by ToLazyToThink2004-07-27 13:14:51
  Of course we do. by Illiad2004-07-27 09:45:07
    *eats approaching danger* by Yadot2004-07-27 10:43:50
  Error: Learning can override instinct in many by Arcanum2004-07-27 08:41:55
    That said: Selfishness or self-interest. by Arcanum2004-07-27 08:58:38
  Flamewars are proof positive. (n/t) by Air Hadoken2004-07-27 08:39:48
  Fight or flight is considered an instinct by fireballmatt2004-07-27 08:04:26
  hadji: please give us examples of by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 08:02:40
    Well, I'm going off of what I learned as by hadji2004-07-27 08:06:58
      To suckle is one I think (n/t) by treehugger2004-07-27 08:09:54
        I've heard that some babies by hadji2004-07-27 08:18:40
          Irrelevant. by BloodyViking2004-07-27 09:10:55
            Still, does anyone know if it's true that some by hadji2004-07-27 10:57:50
        Crying in babies? (n/t) by treehugger2004-07-27 08:11:23
          Relax/going foetal when falling? by treehugger2004-07-27 08:26:45
            I would think that was a reflex. by hadji2004-07-27 08:29:03
      Any that don't involve moving vast distances? by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 08:09:22
        Actually, now that I think about it, by hadji2004-07-27 08:23:15
        I don't know. (to both) (n/t) by hadji2004-07-27 08:17:43
          Well then, given that information, no. by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 08:19:50
            While the examples I've given involve by hadji2004-07-27 08:25:37
  Sex by TrogL2004-07-27 08:00:01
  Sure, there are quite a few... by fluzwup2004-07-27 07:52:49
  hmmm lets see by fireballmatt2004-07-27 07:46:34
  Sorta by marduk2004-07-27 07:44:56
    Welcome to UF! by UF Greeter2004-07-27 10:43:54
    Nope. by hadji2004-07-27 07:51:32
      Can you define the different categories, then? (n/t) by Arcanum2004-07-27 08:03:32
        Not definitively, but I can try. by hadji2004-07-27 08:16:49
          The former isn't entirely correct. by Arcanum2004-07-27 08:33:01
            That is interesting, though. by hadji2004-07-27 08:42:58
              Not handy, unfortunately. :( by Arcanum2004-07-27 08:44:43
            But they'll also try to eat Legos. (n/t) by hadji2004-07-27 08:41:54
              Investigation. by Yadot2004-07-27 09:14:16
Calvin and Hobbes quote of the day: by Arcanum2004-07-27 07:03:46
  *puts up LART shield* by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
    BTW, I don't know the origin of this by hadji2004-07-27 07:59:42
      I found it by Yadot2006-11-19 12:55:59
      It's from the cartoon strip "Calvin and Hobbes" by bobmon2006-11-19 12:55:59
        (or did you mean calvin wing? oops) (n/t) by bobmon2004-07-27 10:33:51
    Heh. by thewrongcrowd2004-07-27 07:54:54
    I don't say this unless I mean it by ixeian2004-07-27 07:49:51
      Quite welcome. :-) (n/t) by hadji2004-07-27 07:52:23
  Hobbes: You should lead an interesting life. by Ston2004-07-27 07:14:54
  That sounds like the Bush Administration. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 07:07:47
oh man, I hate this by flatlander2004-07-27 06:34:41
  my pet peeve...... by dals_rule2004-07-27 07:11:09
    Your taking out your pet peeve on the wrong by buddha2004-07-27 08:11:58
      You're probably right..... by dals_rule2006-11-19 12:55:59
    AFAIK by fireballmatt2004-07-27 07:53:08
      perhaps --- as I fully acknowledge, by dals_rule2004-07-27 08:37:14
        Disney didn't, but... by flatlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
          cool by dals_rule2004-07-27 09:47:18
    If that was the case... by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 07:16:45
      unfortunately, we're NOWHERE near that state yet.. by dals_rule2004-07-27 07:41:05
  Get him some Neuticles. by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
    i've got a friend who has one by Nightwind2004-07-27 12:51:35
    Are you speaking from experience? by crash_2004-07-27 07:49:02
    I'd love to have one of their t-shirts. by bugarup2004-07-27 07:35:50
      Are you nuts?? (n/t) by nin_man2004-07-27 07:39:02
    let's see what my co-worker says by psychoi3oy2004-07-27 07:08:47
  Pet Peeve: by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 06:51:06
    Verily, and the flatlander spake, saying: by flatlander2004-07-27 07:08:22
  *snip snip!* by treehugger2004-07-27 06:47:45
    hey now! by Yadot2004-07-27 06:54:00
      *is good* {{{dog}}} by treehugger2004-07-27 06:59:15
        That's about as good as she gets. by Spud312004-07-27 07:24:41
          When I'm good, I'm very very good by treehugger2004-07-27 07:27:35
            ;-D Sounds like me. (n/t) by Spud312004-07-27 07:31:59
              Actually... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
                I was aiming to quote the lady in question by treehugger2004-07-27 07:49:25
                  I figured you did. by Naruki2004-07-27 08:28:51
                    Correctly. I hardly ever watch movies. by Spud312004-07-27 08:43:00
  I love Bouviers. by DarthSane2004-07-27 06:45:48
    In fact, we still have a puppy we could sell by flatlander2004-07-27 07:02:16
      I'm in a house with a spouse, a labrador mix, by DarthSane2004-07-27 07:10:20
        Are you a souse? by Naruki2004-07-27 07:35:28
          I am not a souse. by DarthSane2004-07-27 07:43:52
  *Pat* *Pat* by SaleGamine2004-07-27 06:43:30
    Don't be so sure.... (n/t) by Number_Six2004-07-27 06:45:04
There's another money-making scheme down the drain by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Marvelous. by SaleGamine2004-07-27 06:45:12
    Nope, sperm donors aren't helping anyone. by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 06:53:54
      I agree by polarkitten2004-07-27 07:16:09
        What I wonder about is... by esbita2004-07-27 08:57:27
      I know it is, and any who wants to by SaleGamine2004-07-27 07:13:10
        A scenario... by esbita2004-07-27 07:25:02
        I doubt that by polarkitten2004-07-27 07:20:34
          That's a miserable outlook. by Naruki2004-07-27 08:13:44
            I am rational by polarkitten2004-07-27 09:44:17
              No, you aren't. by Naruki2004-07-27 10:02:54
              Your last sentence belies your first. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-07-27 10:01:21
                To elaborate... by Ravenlock2004-07-27 10:27:47
                  Either they think life is worth living or they're by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 10:51:05
                    All of which has NOTHING to do... by Ravenlock2004-07-27 11:12:05
                      Well, people do only want to reproduce for selfish by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 11:26:39
                        You could use the same logic for almost everything by buddha2004-07-27 14:11:10
                        There can be altruism in child-raising. by Ravenlock2004-07-27 11:39:24
                          I also don't see her adopting any kids. by Naruki2004-07-27 11:46:59
                            She doesn't believe she'd be a good parent. by Ravenlock2004-07-27 11:48:47
                              True enough. by Naruki2004-07-27 11:56:12
                                I never stated that there weren't good parents. by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 12:12:45
                                We've heard your vote more than enough. by Naruki2004-07-27 12:44:12
                                No, but you did state that even good parents... by Ravenlock2004-07-27 12:36:09
                                NOLA? Still waiting on an answer, here. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Point. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-07-27 11:59:37
                    Not to be mean but by cristobal2004-07-27 11:07:52
                      What makes you think that Canada by BloodyViking2004-07-27 11:21:22
                        A personal view based on living here by cristobal2004-07-27 11:26:01
                          Define "fairly decent ecosystem". by BloodyViking2004-07-27 11:36:52
                      No, I'm here to torment people. My parents were by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 11:20:22
                        The planet is not an observer. by Air Hadoken2004-07-27 15:23:21
                        There is always a choice not to breed... by esbita2004-07-27 13:29:02
                        Well, everything you do is done for selfish reason by Naruki2004-07-27 11:28:52
                  s/ 1% / << 1% and s / 99% / >> 99%. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-07-27 10:28:40
      A bit harsh and judgemental by mridenour2004-07-27 07:08:40
        Those couples are selfish gits who should adopt an by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 07:18:36
          Adopt a child or get a pet (n/t) by polarkitten2004-07-27 07:21:24
            Yes. You'll never get a call from the police in by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 07:25:27
              But you might get a call from the SPCA by buddha2004-07-27 07:59:10
                If you can't train a dog by polarkitten2004-07-27 09:47:13
                  You need to identify the trait before you can by buddha2004-07-27 11:32:08
                  *tosses above post in round file* by Naruki2004-07-27 10:05:53
                Or you might not get the call. by Naruki2004-07-27 08:15:04
                Not if you're a responsible pet owner who keeps by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 08:05:12
                  That is not so easy sometimes by buddha2004-07-27 08:17:31
                someone's porch - need more coffee (n/t) by buddha2004-07-27 08:00:44
        No, it is Many people's opinion. by BloodyViking2004-07-27 07:10:40
          Never put off until tomorrow... by Air Hadoken2004-07-27 07:11:34
  I enquired about becomming a donor once. by Voltigeur2004-07-27 06:38:07
    Indeed by theanomaly2004-07-27 06:41:30
Is UF a work-friendly comic?: Discuss by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 06:28:17
  Sure. by kelli2172004-07-27 14:48:02
  The Miranda banner ad, by LionsPhil2004-07-27 11:22:26
    YES! by zelda2004-07-27 21:12:24
  I might as well comment on this. by Illiad2004-07-27 09:54:15
    Simple problem, really by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 11:11:32
      Oh, one other thing... by Illiad2004-07-27 11:55:09
      The first train... by Illiad2004-07-27 11:35:55
        elder god, NUDE! (n/t) by Nightwind2004-07-27 13:09:39
      ..."Art" of that sort? by Ravenlock2004-07-27 11:30:17
        s/poking fun of/poking fun at (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-07-27 11:30:53
    Well, it's about time :-) by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 09:56:10
      I'd agree. by Illiad2004-07-27 10:03:08
        I could almost see the stick of butter... (n/t) by Nightwind2004-07-27 13:07:21
  Yes, it most definitely is. by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 09:42:12
  If you are @ work... by diGriz2004-07-27 07:50:23
    I'm not paying $36 just because I'm at work... by scragman2004-07-27 08:46:39
      Look at it this way by diGriz2004-07-27 09:01:35
        that's not the point... by scragman2004-07-27 09:04:49
    I am not allowed to have anything but IE by crash_2004-07-27 08:39:04
      Then try my second browse suggest by diGriz2004-07-27 08:43:41
        One problem with that: by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 08:45:04
          Better that... by diGriz2004-07-27 08:54:59
            the website shouldn't contain content... by scragman2004-07-27 09:06:46
              Websites... by diGriz2004-07-27 09:12:27
                no one had ever questioned this site... by scragman2004-07-27 09:41:41
    Am on Firebird (n/t) by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 08:14:00
      When I start Mozilla... by diGriz2004-07-27 08:17:07
  I can see how it might be considered not as much by jayfarm2004-07-27 07:31:52
  Don't want to be a party pooper by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
    We had a preview? by crash_2004-07-27 07:41:21
    There was one time.. by evilsysadmin2004-07-27 07:35:01
      I can think of a few by jayfarm2004-07-27 08:44:36
        Me too... by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 08:45:51
    Ah, but.... by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 07:19:55
      ok girl by imrambi2004-07-27 07:39:51
        Don't get personal by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 08:17:02
        Yesterday was an ACCIDENT. by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 07:48:48
          Yes, but by imrambi2004-07-27 07:57:11
            No warning for by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
              So Illiad, got enough for Tahiti yet? ;-p (n/t) by tnglives2004-07-27 08:29:45
              True by imrambi2004-07-27 08:11:37
        Prepare you for what now? by nin_man2004-07-27 07:42:29
          There used to be by imrambi2004-07-27 07:55:11
      He said that there would be a nag.. by evilsysadmin2004-07-27 07:35:58
      Also, it wasn't meant as a preview. (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 07:32:34
  Unfortunately I must agree :-( by crash_2004-07-27 06:53:04
    Tell her to READ the strip before making such snap by kelli2172004-07-27 14:43:08
    Glad to see I'm not the only one... by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 07:09:08
      And explaining that its a cartoon joke by crash_2004-07-27 07:45:49
  I, too, would appreciate it by elehack2004-07-27 06:47:14
  actually... by scragman2004-07-27 06:44:28
Nintendo loving UFies, I need you! by Ravenlock2004-07-27 06:28:13
  I'd buy a Playstation 2 myself... by Michiel2004-07-27 07:17:33
    Not terribly enamored with the PS2... by Ravenlock2004-07-27 07:26:09
      I see. by Michiel2004-07-27 09:07:35
        The PlayStation 2 has the best offerings of by Scirocco2004-07-27 09:38:44
          Yeah, I play my RPG's on PC, mainly. by Ravenlock2004-07-27 09:40:26
            Wants... Kingdom... Hearts... 2... by Michiel2004-07-27 10:12:34
  I got both a cube and a GBA SP... And I enjoy them by Scirocco2004-07-27 06:41:57
    Nah, that probably about does it. :-) by Ravenlock2004-07-27 07:11:45
  Gaming systems.. by spanzano2004-07-27 06:38:40
Yeargh! by LooseChanj2004-07-27 06:19:51
  AIM/IRC: by Pic2004-07-27 06:34:02
linux?? by lorediehl2004-07-27 06:10:46
  replies by lorediehl2004-07-27 06:27:43
    Sounds like you need to enter the... by Apfel2004-07-27 06:30:31
      Maket that... by Apfel2004-07-27 06:33:08
        Oh and a link! by Apfel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  static IP or DHCP? (n/t) by cmantito2004-07-27 06:12:43
  ifconfig (n/t) by Voltigeur2004-07-27 06:12:33
Jihad of the Day: people who marinate in scents by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 05:54:07
  And you'll pay for the specialist? by adiplomat2004-07-27 12:44:20
  We're trying to implement "low scent" ... by TrogL2004-07-27 07:45:11
    At my last job by Nea2004-07-27 08:49:28
      Those are the kind of people that need by Naruki2004-07-27 09:31:57
        Not surprisingly by Nea2004-07-27 10:19:43
          Well, as I should have made clear... by Naruki2004-07-27 11:19:58
    Put up a sign at your office. by Naruki2004-07-27 08:34:29
    Go for the fire extinguisher. You can always say by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 07:50:52
  Agreed. by shorty822004-07-27 07:35:05
  FE EXAM No Stink Rule by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 07:11:52
  I agree 100%. by BloodyViking2004-07-27 06:58:52
    Oooh, now you're talking jihad.... by Spud312004-07-27 07:23:58
  Agreed. Migraine time, otherwise. (n/t) by Spud312004-07-27 06:51:46
  White Diamonds should be sprayed in front of you by DarthSane2004-07-27 06:33:08
  One time, at band camp... by LooseChanj2004-07-27 06:23:28
    The Worst Scent Ever by crash_2004-07-27 06:31:04
      Actually applied sparingly by SaleGamine2004-07-27 06:46:24
        I have frequent skunk visitations... by Naruki2004-07-27 07:12:34
          I prefer skunk to many perfumes by BloodyViking2004-07-27 09:16:24
          True Story by LooseChanj2004-07-27 08:49:54
          You shouldn't poke them with a stick :P by crash_2004-07-27 07:51:40
            Having lived there and here... by Naruki2004-07-27 08:32:55
            Tomato juice will cut the stench. by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 07:54:23
              Hee hee, Preparation H is good for horse hooves by crash_2004-07-27 08:42:31
                I'd think he'd see you were telling the truth... by nin_man2004-07-27 08:48:46
              I think that when you went to buy it... by nin_man2004-07-27 08:02:45
                Giant Bloody Marys. by Naruki2004-07-27 08:30:29
  Perfume should whisper not scream by crash_2004-07-27 06:15:38
  Unless by elehack2004-07-27 06:02:47
  This is why I still carry a Zippo. by McNutcase2004-07-27 06:01:53
  Have to agree with you there... by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 06:01:25
    Have you ever wanted to deck those horrid broads by NOLAWitch2004-07-27 06:13:41
      Actually... by GigiNYC2004-07-27 16:48:29
      He he. by SaleGamine2004-07-27 06:27:07
      No, but if I'm ever hit... by nin_man2004-07-27 06:21:56
      Better solution. by Voltigeur2004-07-27 06:19:42
      Never had that problem by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 06:18:40
  It is rather disturbing by MaW2004-07-27 05:58:43
So sayeth the spam: "ftl Red Hat Linux 7.3" by tnglives2004-07-27 05:39:15
  Maybe they're using by Matthewdba2004-07-27 05:57:44
    is that even possible?? (n/t) by cmantito2004-07-27 06:11:44
      Sure it's possible by Matthewdba2004-07-27 08:08:54
      Everything is possible in Linux. by aix tom2004-07-27 07:10:28
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
From the inbox: by SaleGamine2004-07-27 05:23:53
  Howlers indeed by ixeian2004-07-27 06:41:16
  Hahahaha by Bellator2004-07-27 05:36:15
    I'm the Laughing Gnome by foredeck2004-07-27 09:40:54
ATTN: LionsPhil. by McNutcase2004-07-27 05:02:20
  Ok, that had me laughing harder than the quotes by tnglives2004-07-27 05:52:41
    link? (n/t) by Nightwind2004-07-27 12:16:46
TOAT by Yadot2004-07-27 05:00:33
  ...Potter by Yadot2004-07-27 05:13:40
    pouter by voxwoman2004-07-27 05:17:03
      rouge (n/t) by Tomo2004-07-27 05:23:47
        smile (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 05:32:09
          style (n/t) by noos2004-07-27 05:37:34
            taste (n/t) by Voltigeur2004-07-27 05:39:42
              tchatchkis by voxwoman2004-07-27 05:43:53
                Yiddish :) by Yadot2004-07-27 05:53:45
                  Zionism (n/t) by Matthewdba2004-07-27 06:00:27
                    Zionist! (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 06:05:22
                      Al Qaeda (n/t) by Voltigeur2004-07-27 06:11:58
                        America (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 06:17:53
                          amortized (n/t) by rorajoey2004-07-27 06:39:17
                            annual (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 06:51:59
                              Apricots (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 07:51:07
                                Asia (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 08:57:10
                                Assyria (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-07-27 10:32:38
                        America-hater (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 06:17:06
                          American (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-07-27 06:37:12
                      Zipper (n/t) by kambrose2004-07-27 06:11:29
                        Aperture... (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 06:18:45
                        Pants (n/t) by cmantito2004-07-27 06:15:16
                          cmantito: please read the rules for this thread. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 06:16:19
                (thought you meant tzatzikis :) (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 05:45:35
              sour (n/t) by dailator2004-07-27 05:43:48
                tour (n/t) by noos2004-07-27 07:48:54
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-07-27 05:00:31
  Warhammer 40k army... by scragman2004-07-27 05:23:51
  Copy of Oni for PC. by McNutcase2004-07-27 05:19:59
JobCenter Daily reminder post! by Adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
I love Clay Bennet by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
PQI: UNIX by polarkitten2004-07-27 04:51:08
ONQ by Didactylos2004-07-27 04:44:14
greetings out of england by stacato2004-07-27 04:28:28
Is it possible to play NTSC games on PAL playstat? by Khaar2004-07-27 04:20:10
  Action Replay discs will "unlock" the DVD regions by krisguy2004-07-27 05:44:47
  Well... If you want to be technical then there is by Scirocco2004-07-27 04:24:23
    Can anyone clarify WHY reg-coding exists? by scissors2004-07-27 05:03:39
      I have no clue, but a guess is that it's all about by Scirocco2004-07-27 06:02:11
      Alot of times, for a dvd player by Freakazoid2004-07-27 05:35:20
      Afaik it has to do with pricing by Yaeger2004-07-27 05:19:55
        A little comparison by Yaeger2004-07-27 05:43:25
        Not just that... by McNutcase2004-07-27 05:27:32
          Well, quite a few games by Yaeger2004-07-27 05:33:18
    Thanks. by Khaar2004-07-27 04:47:43
    Someone told me that PS2 actually use different by bugarup2004-07-27 04:30:56
      I got my PS2 modded in order to play imports by Scirocco2004-07-27 04:40:18
      Somehow, I doubt that (n/t) by Freakazoid2004-07-27 04:33:22
    Hmm, totally forgot about the boot CDs by Freakazoid2004-07-27 04:26:28
  without a modchip, no (n/t) by Freakazoid2004-07-27 04:23:00
GMail!?? by Tomo2004-07-27 04:16:57
  Glad to hear it! by jugulum2004-07-27 10:04:06
  All good here. :-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-07-27 06:02:31
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA by JerseyGirl2004-07-27 05:27:59
    Ummm, it's in beta. by Ravenlock2004-07-27 06:01:58
  Apparently Google is having problems with a virus. by excessive2006-11-19 12:55:59
  had it... by McNutcase2004-07-27 04:47:44
  same problem by langly2004-07-27 04:30:40
  What the flup? by Tomo2004-07-27 04:26:25
    Reboot seems to have sorted it. by Tomo2004-07-27 05:15:00
  Works for me (FireFox / WinXP). by Scirocco2004-07-27 04:25:20
  Works for me. IE, Win2000 (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 04:21:56
a license written by Apfel? by polarkitten2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Could have been! by Apfel2004-07-27 04:19:06
    No, by Matthewdba2004-07-27 06:30:36
  I love it by ixeian2004-07-27 04:14:27
    Back in the dim&distant by TheGM2004-07-27 04:20:28
      Brings back memories by ixeian2004-07-27 04:29:56
        I think that concept's called cardware. by bugarup2004-07-27 05:26:41
  another funny thing by polarkitten2004-07-27 03:59:03
    Yeah, .pdfs tend to do that. For some reason. (n/t) by excessive2004-07-27 04:10:19
      Reason being, by Yadot2004-07-27 05:59:32
I'm having a strange problem. by SaleGamine2004-07-27 03:42:27
  yes... by McNutcase2004-07-27 04:10:00
  I'm having the same problem by chaotic2004-07-27 03:52:30
    now I am still logged in by chaotic2004-07-27 03:53:31
      *Crosses fingers* by SaleGamine2004-07-27 03:56:38
        Today I've been in since hours now by tommiRF2004-07-27 04:08:43
          I know mine doesn't... by McNutcase2004-07-27 04:12:18
          it's the first time I saw that on UF ever by chaotic2004-07-27 04:12:14
          No, no discards. by SaleGamine2004-07-27 04:10:46
  everyone except me by polarkitten2004-07-27 03:52:21
    No, because I've not been able to afford by SaleGamine2004-07-27 03:55:41
A game of Go? by kiroh2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I spent an hour last night in tutorials by Spud312004-07-27 06:54:28
    Sure you are! by kiroh2004-07-27 07:53:05
      Alright. I'll start a game at lunch or when I get by Spud312004-07-27 09:05:37
The joke that just wasn't funny yesterday by LynxUser2004-07-27 02:59:52
  Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!!! LOL!!!!! by AG_wyvern2004-07-27 09:33:37
  Reminds me of another joke. by Michiel2004-07-27 03:13:53
    Yet another variation from a discussion on by Merlin2004-07-27 07:09:05
      and in case you were wondering... by LeiraHoward2004-07-27 11:13:39
    And another here by michaelt2004-07-27 04:08:01
      Welcome to UF! by UF Greeter2004-07-27 07:01:03
        I don't think so by michaelt2004-07-27 21:44:45
          OK. It's up to you. by shorty822004-07-27 22:32:19
So THAT explains the lag... by benmiller2004-07-27 02:51:10
  Yeah, I've found that too. by McNutcase2004-07-27 05:29:12
Something's wrong... by Winsmith2004-07-27 02:46:15
  happend to me too by chaotic2004-07-27 03:55:13
  Like for example, right after posting this *grr* (n/t) by Winsmith2004-07-27 02:46:41
    Well that is my fault by Victim2004-07-27 02:51:16
    Me too by treehugger2004-07-27 02:51:06
TRAT by Yadot2004-07-27 02:38:04
  (Bowl of) Petunias. (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 02:38:20
    Kuala Lumpar (n/t) by Voltigeur2004-07-27 02:40:35
      Bear (n/t) by Spisefisken2004-07-27 02:43:06
        Woods (n/t) by ixeian2004-07-27 04:18:05
          Golf (n/t) by Spisefisken2004-07-27 04:29:08
            Green (n/t) by ixeian2004-07-27 04:41:10
              Sleaves (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-07-27 04:59:43
                Shirt (n/t) by ixeian2004-07-27 05:05:48
    Lightly fried eggs (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-07-27 02:40:03
      Bacon (n/t) by Spisefisken2004-07-27 02:42:37
        Babe (n/t) by TKirk2004-07-27 02:43:54
          Pearl (n/t) by Spisefisken2004-07-27 02:44:21
            Oyster (n/t) by Sim2004-07-27 02:52:28
              Aphrodisiac (n/t) by Spisefisken2004-07-27 02:56:56
                Potato (n/t) by bugarup2004-07-27 03:13:20
                  debian (n/t) by polarkitten2004-07-27 03:17:18
                    Peasant (n/t) by bugarup2004-07-27 03:21:42
                      pig (n/t) by polarkitten2004-07-27 03:25:56
                        Mud (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 03:26:39
                          Android (n/t) by bugarup2004-07-27 03:39:02
                            C-3PO (n/t) by Spisefisken2004-07-27 03:46:00
                              Compactor (n/t) by bugarup2004-07-27 03:53:24
                              CCCP (n/t) by polarkitten2004-07-27 03:51:29
                                sickle (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-07-27 03:57:41
                                Hook (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 03:58:43
                                Pan (n/t) by treehugger2004-07-27 03:59:13
                                Sausage (n/t) by Spisefisken2004-07-27 03:59:26
                                Pig (n/t) by Ceri2004-07-27 04:02:52
                                burger (n/t) by polarkitten2004-07-27 04:00:36
                                chips (n/t) by Spisefisken2004-07-27 04:04:52
                                silicon (n/t) by polarkitten2004-07-27 04:05:34
                                Bimboes (n/t) by Spisefisken2004-07-27 04:08:02
                                Essex (n/t) by treehugger2004-07-27 04:15:35
                                London (n/t) by Spisefisken2004-07-27 04:28:47
                                Curry (n/t) by bugarup2004-07-27 04:31:46
                                India (n/t) by A_flj_2004-07-27 04:47:15
                                Outsource (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 04:49:20
                                job (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-07-27 04:59:14
                                Interview (n/t) by ixeian2004-07-27 05:03:23
                                distortion (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 05:05:41
                                Black Hole (n/t) by Ceri2004-07-27 05:14:20
                                Information (n/t) by ixeian2004-07-27 05:18:25
                                google (n/t) by voxwoman2004-07-27 05:20:22
                                innovation (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 05:24:51
                                creativity by Yadot2004-07-27 05:37:41
                                Freedom (n/t) by ixeian2004-07-27 05:40:56
                                Eagle (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 06:07:41
                                liberty (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-07-27 06:11:16
                                French revolution (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 06:16:15
                                knitting (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-07-27 06:35:27
                                Knots (n/t) by A_flj_2004-07-27 06:54:50
                                Line (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 07:07:29
                                Fishing (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-07-27 07:15:24
                                Scam (n/t) by Ceri2004-07-27 07:21:04
                                Spam (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 07:34:00
                                Email (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 07:53:32
                                Mushroom (n/t) by bugarup2004-07-27 08:03:18
                                Badger! (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 09:01:30
                                LART! (n/t) by snake2004-07-27 09:11:22
                                n00b (n/t) by freon2004-07-27 09:26:26
                                toddler (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 09:29:18
                                Rugrat (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-07-27 11:00:19
                                Diapers (n/t) by snake2004-07-27 11:27:59
                                Stink (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-07-27 11:43:34
                                Room mate (n/t) by snake2004-07-27 11:51:05
                                Nonexistant (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-27 13:39:39
                                Girlfriend by snake2004-07-27 14:10:12
                                <Deleted><Deleted>2004-07-27 14:15:23
                                Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-07-27 14:15:35
Invoke Uficle: London UFies by jeff_uk2004-07-27 02:27:38
  .5 ? by Cokish2004-07-27 04:19:57
  I've been told to recomend Wagamamas by treehugger2004-07-27 03:58:21
    Always go to Wagamama by MaW2004-07-27 05:59:44
  Try by Syren2004-07-27 02:35:01
    That's strange... by jeff_uk2004-07-27 02:59:31
      tourist fodder... by IainT2004-07-27 03:22:43
        Welcome to UF! by UF Greeter2004-07-27 06:58:47
      goto Doven by LynxUser2004-07-27 03:04:10
Ha! Nice Lord British reference! (n/t) by TrueDrezzer2004-07-27 02:23:19
Google story... by Amander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  They were down yesterday by RichLondoner2004-07-27 02:13:47
    When UF board mentioned "down" by scissors2004-07-27 02:23:53
      Sorry but I only checked the ones I use by RichLondoner2004-07-27 02:40:54
Severe security flaws at T-Com by Apfel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  UPDATE by Apfel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Let me guess... by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yep! by Apfel2004-07-27 03:04:57
Wish me luck... by foredeck2004-07-27 01:45:24
  Hope you HAD good luck... by DerSarek2004-07-27 03:35:45
  Good luck by LynxUser2004-07-27 03:01:33
  Good luck by scissors2004-07-27 02:25:25
  Luck! by jeff_uk2004-07-27 02:23:34
  Good Luck (n/t) by Smiler_as2004-07-27 02:20:10
  Good Luck (n/t) by Control2004-07-27 02:15:47
  Luck. by gibbo_monster2004-07-27 02:15:25
  Good luck by chaotic2004-07-27 02:12:38
  Good luck! by diGriz2004-07-27 01:56:05
  Gooood luck! by Ghezahn2004-07-27 01:53:49
  Good luck by Spisefisken2004-07-27 01:52:27
  Good luck! by Treehugger2004-07-27 01:46:51
Goodnight. by retiqlum22004-07-27 01:32:26
  Good Morning by grom3592004-07-27 01:48:56
UF Tuesday Writers Group by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  OK, who's still writing? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-07-27 09:28:43
    I recently started writing again by MaW2004-07-27 14:20:14
    I'm on hiatus by mortaine2004-07-27 14:18:35
    -raises hand guiltily- Me. by lucidpsyche2004-07-27 09:35:31
      nag nag nag nag. (n/t) by shorty822004-07-27 11:53:04
Yeah, I got a date tonight by Spisefisken2004-07-27 01:10:40
  good luck! (n/t) by polarkitten2004-07-27 03:27:59
  Hole in one? by retiqlum22004-07-27 01:18:59
    Yeah right. The best I have ever done is a birdie by Spisefisken2004-07-27 01:22:56
      I guess my dead-pan function is faulty. by retiqlum22004-07-27 01:25:43
        D'oh! forgot to read the actual post. by retiqlum22004-07-27 01:26:46
      hmm, sounds... enjoyable by Treehugger2004-07-27 01:25:15
Instead of that jello/chainsaw comment... by Farmer2004-07-27 00:47:38
  "Help, help -- I'm being repressed!"(n/t) by GigiNYC2004-07-27 11:36:10
ATTN: Cluttersquad! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
The UF 2-a-month photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
thats just not right by secris2004-07-27 00:20:53
  I HAVE NO MONEY!!! PLEASE NO MORE!!!! (n/t) by llamatron2004-07-27 00:37:32
  And it is the SAME as yesterday by Cokish2004-07-27 00:29:38
    Nah, yesterday it wasn't by scissors2004-07-27 02:17:09
    But it wasn't nagging yesterday. (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 00:37:01
      It never is by Cokish2004-07-27 00:51:38
        Price being 0,-? by Spisefisken2004-07-27 01:11:50
          I was just joking ofcourse, but by Cokish2004-07-27 01:24:00
            I think the membership is generally to support JD by Spisefisken2004-07-27 01:41:27
attn: Northeastern US UFies: by retiqlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  love the idea by Nightwind2004-07-27 04:43:08
  I would be interested, when were you thinking by demonhedge2004-07-27 03:53:55
EVIL-TACULAR!!!! (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 00:18:19
  You're not by chance... by GigiNYC2004-07-27 11:34:56
  Do you ever run out of those? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-07-27 00:18:38
    No-tacular!! (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 00:18:51
      We have issues. (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-07-27 00:19:51
        Yes, yes we do. by Llyr2004-07-27 00:20:44
          Ah, the wonders of voice over IP (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-07-27 00:21:49
            Indeed-tacular. (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 00:22:10
              Stab-Tacular! (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-07-27 00:23:28
                Extremely-Noisy-Bloody-Salty-Death-Tacular! (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 00:23:58
                  Nasalfrenchfryinsertion-tacular! (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-07-27 00:25:06
                    Taculartacular!!! (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 00:25:24
                      Recursive-Recursive! (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-07-27 00:25:47
                        I hate it when flies land on my face. by Llyr2004-07-27 00:27:12
                          I'm on skype with him... by TheyMustBIdiots2004-07-27 00:28:32
                            -tilts head- Y'all are crazy. by lucidpsyche2004-07-27 00:30:34
                              Crazy like the FOX!!!!!11 (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 00:31:06
                                Shirt-Ninjas! (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-07-27 00:31:24
                                Hey, uh... dude? by Llyr2004-07-27 00:33:13
                                *rotpl* by lucidpsyche2004-07-27 00:33:06
                                BEHIND YOu!!!! (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 00:34:54
                            At least I didn't by Llyr2004-07-27 00:29:34
                              You sick monkey, you. (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-07-27 00:30:59
                                Hey, at least I don't by Llyr2004-07-27 00:31:46
                                Nasty man. We wants to shoot the nasty man we doe by retiqlum22004-07-27 00:58:43
                                What, no computer game involved? by Yadot2004-07-27 01:01:01
                                Apparently, he went to sleep. by retiqlum22004-07-27 01:16:57
                                He knows what I mean. by retiqlum22004-07-27 01:02:43
                                But you would do that to a fly on your face? by TheyMustBIdiots2004-07-27 00:32:23
                                Wouldn't. by Llyr2004-07-27 00:33:37
                                Lie-tacular. (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-07-27 00:34:22
                                1-tacular! (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 00:34:41
                                0-tacular. (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-07-27 00:35:15
                                Sleeping-tacular. (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 00:36:20
HELP! Searching in the archives by Bonzo2004-07-27 00:15:44
  Your friendly neighbourhood UFIE.. by OsteSpiser2004-07-27 00:33:46
    The infinite monkeys effect by Cokish2004-07-27 00:46:29
      as I say.... by Nightwind2004-07-27 04:51:26
      Yeah! by Bonzo2004-07-27 00:55:15
    Clicky for lazies. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
      Oooh, that was the hugging day! :) by Winsmith2004-07-27 02:48:50
        Yay! A good day. by treehugger2004-07-27 02:50:29
  Welcome to UF! by UF Greeter2004-07-27 00:20:21
  Search database is not up to date by Illiad2004-07-27 00:19:29
    Binary joke by Bonzo2004-07-27 00:52:15
      last time i used it... by Nightwind2004-07-27 04:49:23
  It may be because the archive search is very by shorty822004-07-27 00:19:08
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-07-27 00:10:01
  Corponomial (adj) by bugarup2004-07-27 00:15:48
    Gylper (v) by cmantito2004-07-27 01:35:53
I'm Back! by Hieraco2004-07-27 00:07:51
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hello *waves* by Reddy2004-07-27 09:42:38
  *Rushes in and grabs a BAS* by SaleGamine2004-07-27 02:03:28
    {{{SaleGamine}}} by Treehugger2004-07-27 02:07:53
  Need BAS by naqoyqatsi2004-07-27 01:37:19
    *sets up IV* by Cokish2004-07-27 01:40:03
      Yes, ok now. by naqoyqatsi2004-07-27 03:18:20
        You actually had some sleep in the past 8 days? by Cokish2004-07-27 04:24:42
          Kinda sortof by naqoyqatsi2004-07-27 05:12:26
  Morning! by Electric Storm2004-07-27 01:07:51
  *Gets BAS with hot chocolate from sibling thread* by Cokish2004-07-27 00:55:13
  Good morning by noos2004-07-27 00:51:49
    Already recovered from last friday ? by Cokish2004-07-27 00:57:53
      I'm still having a cold. *kuchkuch* by noos2004-07-27 01:05:35
        what ! by Cokish2004-07-27 01:17:22
          I've no idea by noos2004-07-27 01:36:13
            Currently the traffic is minimal by Cokish2004-07-27 01:38:55
              I've used my Sherlock Holmes skills by noos2004-07-27 01:44:56
  *Walks in* by Bellator2004-07-27 00:35:54
    morning dear by Celticess2004-07-27 00:38:17
      Morning dear by Bellator2004-07-27 00:42:59
    black as sin==Guinness? (n/t) by retiqlum22004-07-27 00:37:52
      Heheh. by Cokish2004-07-27 00:56:30
  Morning all! by Syren2004-07-27 00:32:21
    {{{Syren}}} by Treehugger2004-07-27 00:33:14
      Indeed I did - by the skin of my teeth... by Syren2004-07-27 00:43:46
  Chugs Yuengling Lager. by retiqlum22004-07-27 00:22:27
  G'morning by Treehugger2004-07-27 00:13:47
  Hotchocolate with whipped cream for everyone! by Hieraco2004-07-27 00:09:25
    Sounds good! by Yadot2004-07-27 01:02:55
    *takes a hot chocolate* by chaotic2004-07-27 01:01:06
    {{{Hieraco}}} by Treehugger2004-07-27 00:13:04
      We did? by shorty822004-07-27 00:14:24
        *kicks shorty82 under the table* by Treehugger2004-07-27 00:15:17
          <whisper> "Why? by shorty822004-07-27 00:17:12
            Ah! it's good to be back. by Hieraco2004-07-27 00:20:24
              Why, thank you! by shorty822004-07-27 00:24:36
              You may have a point by Treehugger2004-07-27 00:22:13
                Because you weren't thinking straight? by shorty822004-07-27 00:29:56
ATTN: Kickstart & Nightwind by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  1kx thank yours {{{Celticess}}} by Nightwind2004-07-27 04:41:15
Folding@Home Team Ufie Stats by JediMarcus2006-11-19 12:55:59
Nuts, I thought we escaped this nag strip... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 00:03:48
  Blackmail. Simple, utter, dispicable extortion.... by swisscheese2004-07-27 13:08:49
  Heh...I never saw it. by rorajoey2004-07-27 06:48:03
  But those are what's missing. (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-07-27 02:02:17
  That is *the* most evil expression by Frogboy2004-07-27 00:21:26
  There is no escape! Moooahahahah!! by Illiad2004-07-27 00:15:23
    that is the scariest nag strip ever! by lord_dolphin2004-07-27 01:45:13
      No, someone here gave him the idea. >:( by Khaar2004-07-27 02:05:03
    I am already paying by chaotic2004-07-27 01:02:40
    Please don't finish the strip! by shorty822004-07-27 00:27:24
    wants my nag strip! by DerSarek2004-07-27 00:24:39
      Log out and you should see it. (n/t) by shorty822004-07-27 00:25:49
        pfffff..... by DerSarek2004-07-27 03:38:43
          If I log out.. by rorajoey2004-07-27 06:49:45
  The great and mighty Illiad said yesterday that by shorty822004-07-27 00:13:15
  But the underlying strip is worth the wait. :D (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 00:06:50
So, who'll mod. Illiad for that one? by kahuana2004-07-27 00:03:39
  Me. With a chainsaw. In the conservatory. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-07-27 01:37:41
    With jello. (n/t) by firehawk2004-07-27 02:03:32
squelches the spammer (n/t) by bbr2004-07-27 00:02:30
  Squelch the little weasel.... by SuaveRedSalami2004-07-27 00:05:36
I'm singing in the rain by Khaar2004-07-27 00:01:58
  I see Gene Kelly, and raise you a Don O'Connor. by Ravenlock2004-07-27 06:07:39
  LOL! You made me think of a corner by shorty822004-07-27 00:07:30
  great song by chaotic2004-07-27 00:04:08
    Rain? by tommiRF2004-07-27 00:09:51
      it's still too warm for snow by chaotic2004-07-27 01:05:03
        Not every summer by tommiRF2004-07-27 01:12:04
          I don't want boiling hot summer by chaotic2004-07-27 01:24:48
            I kind of like rain, clouds and cold. (n/t) by Khaar2004-07-27 01:50:40
            Blue hole in the Sky by tommiRF2004-07-27 01:32:03
              I'm in the wrong part of munich by chaotic2004-07-27 01:37:14
                schlachthofviertel: grey, grey clouds. by miss_ada2004-07-27 04:37:21
                  Great idea by chaotic2004-07-27 04:47:20
                    Munich UFie meet by miss_ada2004-07-27 05:35:53
                      I'll do it... by tommiRF2004-07-27 08:05:35
                        I'm on the Canaries next monday. by bugarup2004-07-27 12:45:02
                      ok, i think i have time by chaotic2004-07-27 05:47:35
                        great ...! by miss_ada2004-07-27 05:59:22
                          same here by chaotic2004-07-27 06:09:08
                Don't loose heart (n/t) by tommiRF2004-07-27 02:03:19
                  I found a blue hole in the sky by chaotic2004-07-27 02:15:10
                    Und jetzt by tommiRF2004-07-27 02:29:08
                      Ja! :-) by chaotic2004-07-27 02:34:41
      Poor southernhemispherians by Yadot2004-07-27 00:43:49
Translations by Nea2004-07-27 00:01:02
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  German / Deutsch (top thread) (n/t) by Farmer2004-07-27 00:09:26
    by diGriz by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Huch?! :-) by Farmer2004-07-27 02:07:06
        Ich habe mir den Film... by diGriz2004-07-27 02:09:10
          Es kommen beide Zitate vor by Winsmith2004-07-27 02:41:23
            Nicht korrekt by diGriz2004-07-27 02:59:57
              Sorry by diGriz2004-07-27 03:19:21
    Saarlännisch vom Lurker by lurker692004-07-27 01:09:06
    by Add21K by Add21k2004-07-27 00:38:41
    by Farmer by Farmer2004-07-27 00:37:19
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Parapsychology (n/t) by tompaine2004-07-27 12:57:18
  Cryptology (n/t) by archnerd2004-07-27 12:36:23
  For me, it's a probably a toss-up between... by GigiNYC2004-07-27 11:31:05
    "ethnobotany"?? Is what? by nix2004-07-27 12:11:03
      Actually... by GigiNYC2004-07-27 12:50:44
  Information Systems by freon2004-07-27 09:22:10
    Bad idea.</mutant_Commie_traitor> (n/t) by bugarup2004-07-27 11:37:55
  Physics by squeakymaus2004-07-27 08:41:23
  Nuerology. by Spud312004-07-27 07:01:01
    Neurology, too. I can't spell today. (n/t) by Spud312004-07-27 10:27:19
  Quantum biology. (n/t) by kelli2172004-07-27 06:24:18
  Astrophysics easily (n/t) by naqoyqatsi2004-07-27 06:17:49
    seconded with enthusiasm (n/t) by Number_Six2004-07-27 06:43:56
  electromagnetic physics (n/t) by krisguy2004-07-27 05:49:05
  marine biology (n/t) by mvasquez2004-07-27 05:40:47
  Biology by AshyRaine2004-07-27 05:37:20
  Scientology (n/t) by MaxW2004-07-27 04:27:30
    LART! by Naruki2004-07-27 04:57:57
      Noooo... by abb3w2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nanotechnology by beget2004-07-27 03:19:27
    Not to mention by LionsPhil2004-07-27 11:37:40
      While also simultaneously destroying and joining by McNutcase2004-07-27 15:07:38
    Lots of medical uses for Nanotech... by inittab2004-07-27 06:50:25
    I've got no need for extra memory. by McNutcase2004-07-27 04:49:39
      I've got no need for extra memory. by Yadot2004-07-27 05:43:36
      Mine works on FIIO principle. (n/t) by Khaar2004-07-27 05:05:37
    Personally I'll be first in line for the NI jack. by bugarup2004-07-27 03:30:18
  Beerology! ;o) by Apfel2004-07-27 02:19:48
    Cheers, indeed! c(_) (n/t) by freon2004-07-27 09:23:36
  science fiction by Cokish2004-07-27 01:27:11
    Associative quote memory triggered: by Yadot2004-07-27 02:34:35
  Cosmology (n/t) by Control2004-07-27 01:01:00
  Any that involves blowing sh.. uhhh stuff up by Bellator2004-07-27 00:39:42
    A Very often leads to B by jeff_uk2004-07-27 02:39:40
  Alchemy by Spisefisken2004-07-27 00:34:46
  Thermo Dynamics. by retiqlum22004-07-27 00:27:17
    not really neat by acl682004-07-27 02:25:10
    You sick, sick monkey. (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-27 00:28:00
      Yup! by retiqlum22004-07-27 00:40:12
        Can someone hand me an extra 's'? (n/t) by retiqlum22004-07-27 00:40:33
          Here you goes. by bugarup2004-07-27 00:42:38
            Umm. Yeah, got one to spare? (n/t) by retiqlum22004-07-27 00:44:47
  Marine biology. by lucidpsyche2004-07-27 00:21:49
    Yay biology! (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-07-27 05:38:07
  Psychology. by kahuana2004-07-27 00:10:47
    That's not a science. by retiqlum22004-07-27 00:24:30
      I beg to differ, sir... by GigiNYC2004-07-27 11:27:55
        It's a common response... by Illiad2004-07-27 11:39:46
          I know... by GigiNYC2004-07-27 12:43:41
    Hey, I was going to suggest that. :( by Khaar2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Physics. All/any of it. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2004-07-27 00:10:35
    I'd say theoretical physics is best by Dazed2004-07-27 00:45:43
      cheap, too. Pen, paper and some books by shminux2004-07-27 00:56:00
        :-/ by A_flj_2004-07-27 07:24:37
  Chemistry. by bugarup2004-07-27 00:08:58
  2: Astrophysics and Aquatic archeology (n/t) by Celticess2004-07-27 00:05:40
  Rocket science. by Hieraco2004-07-27 00:04:14
    Rocket Surgery! :) (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-27 00:48:33
  Particle Physics by Illiad2004-07-27 00:03:37
    Same here by Eric3_141592004-07-27 09:05:50
    But where do those particles come from? by shminux2004-07-27 00:20:31
      Star Trek! (n/t) by adiplomat2004-07-27 15:04:47
      Welcome to UF! by UF Greeter2004-07-27 00:22:31
        been lurking here forever, never needink diary by shminux2004-07-27 00:34:17
          No dark ritual! by retiqlum22004-07-27 00:42:13
          Yes, yes it is. I hope you have a handy virgin to by shorty822004-07-27 00:39:12
          The real fun begins once you post a comment. by bugarup2004-07-27 00:36:52
          that was top level content not a tlp :) by Celticess2004-07-27 00:36:30
            Done, any more hoops to jump through? by shminux2004-07-27 00:45:34
              It's not blogging. Most people only check their by shorty822004-07-27 00:48:23
    *Waves* by kahuana2004-07-27 00:04:49
      LOL :D by Llyr2004-07-27 00:22:52
  pure mathematics by BlurOfSerenity2004-07-27 00:00:49
    numbers aesthetics by acl682004-07-27 02:22:52
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I took the no frills monthly but so far by naqoyqatsi2004-07-27 06:28:51
  canonicalorganizationofdessicatedscabs by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 00:05:00
    Red in Opera by Niffux2004-07-27 01:24:37
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-07-27 00:00:00
  Lave? by Znirk2004-07-27 01:00:56
    Henry Kissinger? by Control2004-07-27 01:37:54
      I though the first mission... by Fegbarr2004-07-27 11:52:02
        Doh, I never tried that! by YakkoWarner2004-07-27 18:36:13
      Wait... Elite had _missions_?!? by Znirk2004-07-27 11:44:52
        Only on some versions by plasma2004-07-27 16:12:00

 

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