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Cartoon for Jul 11, 2004
Strip for Jul 11, 2004
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Playing with my tablet again by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's tomorrow, but still: NIICE!!! (n/t) by Dracarys2004-07-12 18:04:49
  Wicked! That's awesome! by Alera20012004-07-12 00:19:49
    Pooh. Double post AND by skippy-ish_guy2004-07-12 00:09:43
      thats ok and glad you guys liked it :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-07-12 00:10:36
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-07-12 00:10:01
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-07-12 00:10:18
      double moderation double posting lol (n/t) by Celticess2004-07-12 00:11:21
  VERY nice!! ;-)# (n/t) by nate_t_g2004-07-12 00:06:03
Well, I'm signing off. by bassplayer2004-07-11 23:13:07
  Think of all the money you saved ;) by Slamlander2004-07-11 23:22:18
  Ayup. by kahuana2004-07-11 23:19:13
  'night (n/t) by krikkert2004-07-11 23:16:05
:sigh: I suppose I should pay more attention by Daedric2004-07-11 23:00:11
When does spyware cross that line and become viral by kahuana2004-07-11 22:51:08
  A virus is a program that reproduces itself. by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 23:04:54
    "virus" has become generic (AFAIK) by kahuana2004-07-11 23:09:10
  More details please? by Slamlander2004-07-11 22:55:31
    Dunno the company - it's IDed as "BlazeFind" by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
Tubthumping by Ghezahn2004-07-11 22:50:49
ATTN: lucidpsyche by bassplayer2004-07-11 22:50:14
  Anope. by lucidpsyche2004-07-11 22:54:09
    Aw. by bassplayer2004-07-11 22:55:56
      Oh, it was absolutely brilliant. by lucidpsyche2004-07-11 22:59:26
        Sorry. by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
Hey, silvermoon or anybody, by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yipes! Don't let Apfel see that URL! (n/t) by kahuana2004-07-11 22:41:21
    ¿Por qué? by bassplayer2004-07-11 22:41:53
      Don't you know how Apfel gets around beer? (n/t) by kahuana2004-07-11 22:43:02
        Oh. OH. by bassplayer2004-07-11 22:44:13
  Or down. Whatever. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-07-11 22:29:28
    You want "off." by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 22:30:54
      Um... something didn't happen right. by bassplayer2004-07-11 22:33:15
        There, I did it for you B-b by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 22:35:19
          Thank you. by bassplayer2004-07-11 22:38:08
Someone repost this tomorrow? by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  F4ing wonderful! by Slamlander2004-07-11 22:42:46
Boobies galore! by snArl2004-07-11 22:15:45
Firs person to reply with their email address by Kickstart2004-07-11 22:02:36
  You know, we have that nice FIFO Queue. by Naruki2004-07-11 23:23:14
    Yes, for the sake of people in line, use the FIFO by ahecht2004-07-11 23:59:11
  Offering the same thing. by gaygeek2004-07-11 22:32:19
    ***TWO INVITES LEFT*** by gaygeek2004-07-11 22:44:25
      <Austin Powers> And I'm spent... </Austin Powers> by gaygeek2004-07-11 23:00:29
        Thanks once again. by bassplayer2004-07-11 23:05:11
          Glad to help. (n/t) by gaygeek2004-07-11 23:06:49
      I could use one.. by BlurOfSerenity2004-07-11 22:52:42
        done-ski (n/t) by gaygeek2004-07-11 22:57:30
      rhkok (at) by Ghezahn2004-07-11 22:52:00
        Meant to add... by Ghezahn2004-07-11 22:54:49
          Incoming! (n/t) by gaygeek2004-07-11 22:58:52
            Thank you sooo much... by Ghezahn2004-07-11 23:04:56
              Pretty you're welcome. *g* by gaygeek2004-07-11 23:06:14
    For my father: by bassplayer2004-07-11 22:40:45
      Let him know it's on the way! (n/t) by gaygeek2004-07-11 22:42:36
        My father sends great thanks your way! by bassplayer2004-07-11 22:46:31
          He's very welcome. by gaygeek2004-07-11 22:47:57
    ooh! by friareriner2004-07-11 22:38:32
      done (n/t) by gaygeek2004-07-11 22:41:07
        Awesome! Thank you! (n/t) by friareriner2004-07-11 22:43:24
          You're welcome (n/t) by gaygeek2004-07-11 22:43:42
    For a friend: by bassplayer2004-07-11 22:36:47
      invite senteded :-) (n/t) by gaygeek2004-07-11 22:39:34
        Oh my. by bassplayer2004-07-11 22:48:45
          If he does already, then by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 22:50:37
          If he already has one by gaygeek2004-07-11 22:50:05
    barumonkey42@ by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 22:36:26
      invite sent (n/t) by gaygeek2004-07-11 22:38:12
  Um... by bassplayer2004-07-11 22:05:39
    Check yo email! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-07-11 22:07:14
      Thank you SO MUCH kickstart! by bassplayer2004-07-11 22:19:51
        Send us a (real, paper) postcard? by Kickstart2004-07-11 22:23:05
          Hee. by lucidpsyche2004-07-11 22:32:11
            Yes please! by Kickstart2004-07-11 22:43:04
          *bookmarks* by Llyr2004-07-11 22:24:53
    Even if you're kidding, by bassplayer2004-07-11 22:06:13
hottie ? by dennismv2004-07-11 22:02:18
  I guess I'M really tired too... by nate_t_g2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ya by dennismv2004-07-11 22:50:25
  Now I'm really confused also. (n/t) by evilsysadmin2004-07-11 22:07:40
    my thoughts by dennismv2004-07-11 22:49:55
About Gmail: by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Blogger by encryptz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You have to be invited. (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-11 21:27:14
    How the heck do you get invited? by bassplayer2004-07-11 21:27:45
      BTW, do you have one? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-07-11 21:28:03
        Nope. by Llyr2004-07-11 21:29:23
          SOMEBODY PLEASE INVITE US!!!! by bassplayer2004-07-11 21:31:41
            We have a FIFO queue somewhere. by Naruki2004-07-11 21:35:47
              The FIFO Queue is here. by silvermoon822006-11-19 12:55:59
                Thank you very much. by bassplayer2004-07-11 21:45:59
Nuclear: a potato/tomato problem by Feng_Li2004-07-11 21:21:29
  oops, typo.. by evilsysadmin2004-07-11 22:05:27
  no. just the first way according to MW. by evilsysadmin2006-11-19 12:23:33
  You pronounce it funny. by Naruki2004-07-11 21:41:15
    new-klee-are, on the West Coast. (n/t) by Slamlander2004-07-11 22:17:41
      Correction: new-klee-ur by Slamlander2004-07-11 22:44:44
  New documentary: by bassplayer2004-07-11 21:23:31
I think I'm lame... by linuxfood2004-07-11 21:18:06
  write a PAM module and it will :P (n/t) by Slamlander2004-07-11 22:57:56
ATTN: bassplayer by lucidpsyche2004-07-11 21:15:41
  Hullo? Lucidpsyche? Come in! by bassplayer2004-07-11 21:32:34
  W&L? by bassplayer2004-07-11 21:17:45
    School. by lucidpsyche2004-07-11 21:35:31
      So when's your reply coming? by bassplayer2004-07-11 21:47:47
Anyone interested in a game of Literati? by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 21:00:09
  Looks like you finished, but I'm ready to play. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 22:28:08
    Sorry about that. by Naruki2004-07-11 23:24:36
  Calling Mr. Wyvern... your table's ready. by thewrongcrowd2004-07-11 21:33:31
  You guys started yet? by thewrongcrowd2004-07-11 21:05:57
    just a sec, I'll restart... (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 21:06:54
  I guess I'm in. (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-11 21:00:44
    Okay.. we'll give it a couple minutes by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 21:04:09
      Oh heck, I'll start it up now and invite you :-) (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 21:05:57
Anybody having problems signing into Gmail? by nvparrothead2004-07-11 20:40:07
  Had that as well... by Lady-Luna2004-07-11 21:21:23
  Try it now. by Naruki2004-07-11 20:56:20
  Try it again by imrambi2004-07-11 20:54:10
    Still not working for me. (n/t) by shorty822004-07-11 20:57:06
    Nope, I broke it...it is a sign to me that I need by nvparrothead2004-07-11 20:56:51
  Working for me (n/t) by freon2004-07-11 20:52:47
    Cool, want to check my mail for me? ;) (n/t) by nvparrothead2004-07-11 20:54:39
  Now it's really broken. by silvermoon822004-07-11 20:51:26
    I've been getting that off and on. (n/t) by shorty822004-07-11 20:54:12
    Thanks (n/t) by nvparrothead2004-07-11 20:53:27
  I'm having issues with it, too. by silvermoon822004-07-11 20:47:42
    mmmmm...Tea sounds really good! Thanks! by nvparrothead2004-07-11 20:59:59
      It's one of the only things I've found that helps. by silvermoon822004-07-11 21:04:25
  I am too. by shorty822004-07-11 20:45:43
    Thanks (n/t) by nvparrothead2004-07-11 20:53:52
      NP. I hope your migraine goes away soon. (n/t) by shorty822004-07-11 20:55:41
        Thanks, day 2 and at least it is on the decline :) (n/t) by nvparrothead2004-07-11 20:58:04
W:ET anyone? (n/t) by AndyA2004-07-11 20:38:40
I have come to a conclusion. by Llyr2004-07-11 20:38:36
  I'm in the 33% then... by imperito2004-07-12 00:01:33
  Check religous scholarships, by Dazed2004-07-11 23:32:16
  Maybe if you were homosexual? by toxin2004-07-11 22:55:24
  more like 100% by Slamlander2004-07-11 22:07:10
  It's not my fault that my parents recently entered by bassplayer2004-07-11 21:16:33
  -coughs- Ditto here, at least partially. by lucidpsyche2004-07-11 20:50:41
  I thought it was higher (n/t) by Reddy2004-07-11 20:40:04
Magic item you never want to have to use: by Arcanum2004-07-11 20:32:11
  ...but are happy to have them when needed. by thewrongcrowd2004-07-11 20:33:52
help? -- Win '98 fdisk/formatting weirdness by swisscheese2004-07-11 20:31:00
  use partition magic...saves headaches... (n/t) by acsronin2004-07-11 20:36:32
    evey time i've considered buying it (PM)... by swisscheese2004-07-11 20:42:53
      You're right, you don't. by Llyr2004-07-11 20:51:45
        cfisk makes partitions by swisscheese2004-07-11 20:59:19
          make that "cfdisk" . (n/t) by swisscheese2004-07-11 21:00:27
Ebay, the seller, and me... what now? by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 20:22:27
  Ship it back to him C.O.D. That way, you save by talon07202004-07-12 06:40:43
  I'd probably contact eBay and... by Kickstart2004-07-11 20:29:35
    Not theft, I think it mostly was just a mistake. by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 20:50:39
      You could look around for registration hacks. by Naruki2004-07-11 20:57:28
        He actually found me some, but... by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 21:03:36
groan... by Nightwind2004-07-11 20:21:29
  "ba ba ba baah..."? That's the 5th - not the 9th! by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
    correct me where I'm wrong please by Nightwind2004-07-11 21:24:33
  punchline (warning...) by Nightwind2004-07-11 20:22:01
    GROAN. by bassplayer2004-07-11 20:26:13
      BTW, it's bad for the trombonists, too. by bassplayer2004-07-11 20:28:14
        i thought i could catch you in that joke by Nightwind2004-07-11 20:53:43
          What do mean? by bassplayer2004-07-11 21:14:17
            that you would picture yourself by Nightwind2004-07-11 21:33:17
              'cept I don't get loaded. by bassplayer2004-07-11 21:50:56
                I'm not sure how it is where you are.. by nate_t_g2004-07-11 23:07:15
'Gosh, how can we get more women?' by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  that's cool. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-07-11 20:09:29
Song of the Moment: Venus in Furs - Velvet Under- by NOLAWitch2004-07-11 19:47:53
  Digital Dream by De/Vision (n/t) by phezult2004-07-11 20:33:36
ATTN: lucidpsyche by bassplayer2004-07-11 19:39:53
  -runs to check- (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-07-11 20:59:21
Er... by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
I'm an idiot by ToLazyToThink2004-07-11 19:25:45
  Call and fess up. That way you won't look like by NOLAWitch2004-07-11 19:28:24
    I did that before I posted by ToLazyToThink2004-07-11 19:29:51
Just played my first game of Literati. by Naruki2004-07-11 18:51:48
  Now that's just not true. by thewrongcrowd2004-07-11 20:22:09
    That's not in the music scale. by Naruki2004-07-11 20:30:42
      They also let you use by thewrongcrowd2004-07-11 20:36:36
        I may have played my last game, then. by Naruki2004-07-11 20:38:32
          Nah. You just need to by thewrongcrowd2004-07-11 21:14:35
  Did you play SnappingTurtle? by NOLAWitch2004-07-11 19:20:20
    No, because of the aforementioned lack by Naruki2004-07-11 19:33:32
      That bites the big, hairy haunch. by NOLAWitch2004-07-11 19:38:03
  What is "geas"? (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-07-11 19:02:41
    A binding spell. by Naruki2004-07-11 19:05:35
      heh by Astro-g2004-07-11 19:25:32
      Never heard of it. by SuaveRedSalami2004-07-11 19:10:10
        No. by Llyr2004-07-11 19:16:26
Morality and reward Question. by Astro-g2004-07-11 18:28:18
  Better lake than never? by PathOGene2004-07-12 14:01:53
  Ethics vs. morality... by GigiNYC2004-07-12 12:26:02
  Equivalent. by silvermoon822004-07-11 20:45:12
  hmmm by Reddy2004-07-11 20:30:32
  I would say the person without the carrot & stick. by NOLAWitch2004-07-11 19:23:46
    *raises hand* by niwikki2004-07-11 19:50:03
      Their influence of how to behave did rub off on by NOLAWitch2004-07-11 19:56:05
        but for me it's never been a reward/punishment by niwikki2004-07-11 20:15:32
      Heathen! by Naruki2004-07-11 19:52:36
    Which isn't entirely a bad thing, is it? by Ravenlock2004-07-11 19:26:39
      That may have been truer at one time, but it no by NOLAWitch2004-07-11 19:34:54
        Too true. by Ravenlock2004-07-11 19:37:49
          If you do the right thing because it's right, by NOLAWitch2004-07-11 19:41:56
            Well, right. by Ravenlock2004-07-11 19:59:35
  A point... by Ravenlock2004-07-11 18:55:41
    For the part of the Christian religion adherents.. by nate_t_g2004-07-11 23:38:42
      Yup, I agree. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  it takes a lot more integrity by niwikki2004-07-11 18:52:31
    this is more by Astro-g2004-07-11 19:12:37
  Clearly the atheist. ;-) by Naruki2004-07-11 18:41:17
    What about in choosing to be Christians? by oot2004-07-11 18:54:04
      If you truly believe... by Naruki2004-07-11 19:00:09
        Hmm... by oot2004-07-11 19:06:40
    ...I'm sorry, wha? by Ravenlock2004-07-11 18:53:05
      Nope. by Naruki2004-07-11 19:01:19
        Okay, I'll bite. by Ravenlock2004-07-11 19:03:42
          I'm not answering your questions yet. by Naruki2004-07-11 19:05:11
            Well, whoops. ;-) by Ravenlock2004-07-11 19:08:01
            Will you tell me? by oot2004-07-11 19:07:26
              Nope. by Naruki2004-07-11 19:08:40
      Oh, and by the way, LART. by Ravenlock2004-07-11 18:57:23
        LART! by Naruki2004-07-11 19:00:46
          Didn't do so. by Ravenlock2004-07-11 19:02:31
            You are wrong. by Naruki2004-07-11 19:04:23
              Naruki, do you have ANY idea how childish you... by nate_t_g2004-07-11 23:25:39
              Leaving out the word "because"... by Ravenlock2004-07-11 19:07:03
                You are wrong. by Naruki2004-07-11 19:08:12
                  Fine. To pacify you, by Ravenlock2004-07-11 19:10:59
                    LART! by Naruki2004-07-11 19:26:49
                      Oh, for crying out loud. by Ravenlock2004-07-11 19:32:30
                        No, you said "pending". by Naruki2004-07-11 19:39:50
                          You may. by Ravenlock2004-07-11 19:41:03
                            Good! by Naruki2004-07-11 19:51:40
                              Some qualifications. by Ravenlock2004-07-11 20:06:10
                                Disagree, mostly. by Naruki2004-07-11 20:27:40
                                Gimme a second to jump through the hoops. by Ravenlock2004-07-11 20:43:22
                                One problem here... by nate_t_g2004-07-11 23:54:30
                                Sure, by Ravenlock2004-07-12 03:39:47
                                Here is fine. by Naruki2004-07-11 21:31:58
                                Other thing kept me awake. :-p by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                But they think it's pre-ordained, by Naruki2004-07-11 21:53:29
                                Dangit, stop posting before I sleep! by Ravenlock2004-07-11 22:12:57
                                That took longer than I thought. by Ravenlock2004-07-11 20:44:18
                                Actually, I should amend the last para... by Ravenlock2004-07-11 20:15:04
                                s/the/they in the last para. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-07-11 20:07:53
                        Just ignore hir. by shorty822004-07-11 19:38:32
                          Bogus reasoning. I've never inferred that Naruki by NOLAWitch2004-07-11 19:43:19
                            s/though/thought *duh!* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-07-11 19:43:49
                          LART! by Naruki2004-07-11 19:40:20
                            please by Nightwind2004-07-11 21:01:18
                              You really shouldn't jump into stuff half-cocked. by Naruki2004-07-11 21:33:18
                          Untrue. by Ravenlock2004-07-11 19:40:01
  Equal by oot2004-07-11 18:37:18
    Hmm... actually, I don't know by oot2004-07-11 18:59:12
  Neither by shadowdevil2004-07-11 18:33:50
  I'd say that they are the same... by MrTrick2004-07-11 18:32:49
    Better by Astro-g2004-07-11 19:19:28
KS and I went to the Archie McPhee store by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That stuff is so kitchy and kool, eh? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-07-11 19:47:08
    this store is totally cool...everything by j.butterfly2004-07-11 20:10:37
  so many things that you didn't know you needed by Nightwind2004-07-11 19:03:23
    What do the keychains look like by shorty822004-07-11 20:52:49
      more like cost of shipping by Nightwind2004-07-11 21:05:12
  I want one! I waaaaaant one!!! (n/t) by farfalla2004-07-11 18:53:59
    I could always pick you up one next month by j.butterfly2004-07-11 19:19:19
      Ooh, thanks. What's new, pussycat? :) (n/t) by farfalla2004-07-11 19:22:59
        just relaxing, I am a bit tired from the drive by j.butterfly2004-07-11 20:11:33
          Not much by farfalla2004-07-11 21:12:25
            it looks like it will be good. :) by j.butterfly2004-07-11 21:37:16
Quote but no link from drudgereport by Kickstart2004-07-11 18:13:25
  Did you see the Ridge link? by tigermouse2004-07-11 18:46:53
    Nope...is it still there? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-07-11 18:50:41
      Top center by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
        For some reason I cannot make ANY by Naruki2004-07-11 18:56:07
          I wonder why not by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
            It must be me. by Naruki2004-07-11 19:07:24
              Google for ridge election in the news portion by tigermouse2004-07-11 19:14:31
                I rebooted and it works now. by Naruki2004-07-11 19:56:29
                  I thought you said that by Slamlander2004-07-11 22:31:59
                    Kassandra. by Naruki2004-07-11 23:22:15
  The Drudge report is well-known to be heavily by Naruki2004-07-11 18:38:02
    Yep, they are by Kickstart2004-07-11 18:40:10
      You're not supposed to post... by Naruki2004-07-11 18:43:04
Cluttersquad Front And Center!!! by themadkansan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cluttering complete! (n/t) by freon2004-07-11 20:06:25
Deep Impact by hadji2004-07-11 17:56:00
  Makes by Astro-g2004-07-11 18:25:13
  Gives him plenty of oxygen, by bastetsmuse2004-07-11 18:22:34
  he's from land, with atmosphere by Nightwind2004-07-11 18:00:13
How do you get a (nin_)man to help with housework? by crash_2004-07-11 17:55:00
  They have this new thing out by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ...THAT'S what I was trying to find! by themadkansan2004-07-11 18:37:40
      you're welcome. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-07-11 18:40:15
  120VAC across his nipples should motivate him (n/t) by snArl2004-07-11 18:20:43
  Think they have a doohickey for that... by themadkansan2004-07-11 17:57:47
Migraines by bastetsmuse2004-07-11 17:53:19
  Has to be something in the air here in Carson City by nvparrothead2004-07-11 18:33:47
    It's called allergies? by Slamlander2004-07-11 22:34:50
Attn: Admins by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
  For the most part, the pages aren't that large by Freakazoid2004-07-11 17:56:02
    Not that large? by MrTrick2004-07-11 18:22:26
      That's after it gets to your end by Freakazoid2004-07-11 18:57:22
        I did get it... by MrTrick2004-07-11 19:05:53
          It ends up being somewhere around 20-40k most days (n/t) by Freakazoid2004-07-11 20:19:51
Yay, CGI. by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I put today for both... by MrTrick2004-07-11 17:50:39
    *blink* by Llyr2004-07-11 18:02:55
Hey Guys And Ladies I need a Lil help here by Alera20012004-07-11 17:33:12
  got a pic? by Reddy2004-07-11 20:37:17
    the back or bottom usually has by Reddy2004-07-11 20:39:18
  Try here, it is a site that has pics of old sewing by nvparrothead2006-11-19 12:55:59
OIff to try to be creative by SnappingTurtle2004-07-11 17:26:46
  typing skills... by SnappingTurtle2004-07-11 17:27:10
Kelvin BAH! by LooseChanj2004-07-11 17:10:52
  Fahrenheit 451 = Rankine 911 by oe1kenobi2004-07-11 20:39:11
  got link? (n/t) by Nightwind2004-07-11 19:10:55
    Click here. by FurBearnTrout2006-11-19 12:55:59
Online game idea for discussion... by MrTrick2004-07-11 17:04:54
  ooh, and have an NPC 'Q' quartermaster by MrTrick2004-07-11 17:26:13
HTML Template tools by silvermoon822004-07-11 16:54:35
  m4 by elehack2004-07-11 17:01:55
    Cool... I'll take a look at the manpages. (n/t) by silvermoon822004-07-11 17:19:51
      The Info page with the GNU version... by elehack2004-07-11 17:37:42
        Cool, thanks. by silvermoon822004-07-11 17:45:43
Song of the moment by snArl2004-07-11 16:53:50
  Damageplan - New Found Power. by themadkansan2004-07-11 17:07:44
  Ooh, angst-by-numbers. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-07-11 17:05:41
invoke("Glum_Reaper"); by cmantito2004-07-11 16:48:39
Muahahahaha by BrainBug2004-07-11 16:28:59
  Bwahaha. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-07-11 16:34:34
And I'm off to bed. by McNutcase2004-07-11 16:17:53
  While it may appear that way on the surface, by LionsPhil2004-07-11 16:31:22
ATTN: SnappingTurtle by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 16:13:03
  yer on by SnappingTurtle2004-07-11 16:14:36
    i'll invite you... table 7 (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 16:15:26
Just when you think gov't can't be more stupid... by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What's wrong with that? by EvilLionsPhil2004-07-11 16:30:07
    Bad troll! by MrTrick2004-07-11 17:16:36
    let him get disabeled? by Nightwind2004-07-11 16:50:07
      That was sarcasm... by duesentrieb2004-07-11 16:52:08
        There are times when sarcasm is tasteless by Slamlander2004-07-11 16:56:25
    Where does it say that it's the parents fault? by MrTrick2004-07-11 16:48:48
      ummm. "Evil" and "implied sarcasm" :-) (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 16:49:57
  The local state gov't here has caused the by Electric Storm2004-07-11 16:24:19
A note to people who run retail operations by SnappingTurtle2004-07-11 15:54:23
  A note to people who shop at Best Buy by nin_man2004-07-11 16:21:59
    I was in Circuit City once by Mad_Peter2004-07-11 16:43:39
    Or just kill those who don't open new tills, by EvilLionsPhil2004-07-11 16:38:45
      I kinda like your idea. by silvermoon822004-07-11 16:49:22
Yay, my script works by Llyr2004-07-11 15:49:00
  *grumblegrumble* by Llyr2004-07-11 15:57:02
    perl2exe -- makes linux binaries too. (n/t) by cmantito2004-07-11 16:00:09
      Noted. by Llyr2004-07-11 16:06:14
        Okay. by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
hahahaha my cat found my mirror by Celticess2004-07-11 15:19:45
  :) (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-07-11 16:30:46
*sigh* (Games Related Post) by LionsPhil2004-07-11 15:14:08
  Your problem is called "teh intarweb." (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-07-11 19:00:40
  That tends to be the case with most by Scirocco2004-07-11 15:17:33
    Oh, believe me, I know. by LionsPhil2004-07-11 16:20:06
    Online games always have their llamas by raptor_872004-07-11 16:00:53
What does xx.yy.0.0/19 mean? by Scirocco2004-07-11 14:32:57
  It's a short form of a net mask by BrainBug2004-07-11 14:39:19
    Not quite... by Myke2004-07-11 16:47:37
      Neat pattern. by silvermoon822004-07-11 16:57:15
        look 'cede' up in a dictionary... (n/t) by Myke2004-07-11 17:06:12
          "Committed Effective Dose Equivalent"? (n/t) by silvermoon822004-07-11 17:21:22
            cede: by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Heh, I know, I know. (n/t) by silvermoon822004-07-11 17:33:08
    I see... Thank you very much! :) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-07-11 14:43:39
  You'll want a subnet calculator by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hmm... Seems nice, but I can't get it to work... by Scirocco2004-07-11 14:44:52
  I'm talking about IP numbers / ranges. ;) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-07-11 14:37:04
Windows Server 2003 questions... by benjy2004-07-11 14:09:59
  Well, yes. It *can* by nin_man2004-07-11 16:28:17
  Alright.. Answers for you. by krikkert2004-07-11 15:38:21
  Never used Win2k3, by nix2004-07-11 14:13:27
    Cool, by benjy2004-07-11 14:22:33
      Damn! It's too good! by Slamlander2004-07-11 14:50:29
Shameless plugging of LJ activity! by McNutcase2004-07-11 14:03:03
<W:ET> ...Anyone for boomies? by themadkansan2004-07-11 13:53:06
  Sure, I'll ding around with you. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-07-11 13:56:11
  pop. I have half an hour, maybe a bit more. (n/t) by Tomo2004-07-11 13:54:49
Yay! Camp internet connection working! by oot2004-07-11 13:30:58
  lucky by Nightwind2004-07-11 17:56:53
  Am I the only one... by SnappingTurtle2004-07-11 14:33:15
    Possibly. by julius.apweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Naah... by oot2004-07-11 14:52:24
    In this case... by McNutcase2004-07-11 14:36:27
    oh, and {{{oot}}} (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-07-11 14:33:37
  YAAAAY! by McNutcase2004-07-11 13:49:56
    {{{McNutcase}}} by oot2004-07-11 14:41:25
      now, savour the time... by McNutcase2004-07-11 14:44:35
        :-D (n/t) by oot2004-07-11 15:57:33
  Oh, and by oot2004-07-11 13:47:02
  Yay! by lucidpsyche2004-07-11 13:46:10
    Thank you! (n/t) by oot2004-07-11 13:47:59
  Congrats! by Bellator2004-07-11 13:37:59
    Thanks! (n/t) by oot2004-07-11 13:41:17
  Woot! Yay! Congratulations! by Tomo2004-07-11 13:35:28
    Thank you! by oot2004-07-11 13:42:21
  Bravo! (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-07-11 13:33:56
    Thanks! (n/t) by oot2004-07-11 13:47:24
  {{{oot}}} by krikkert2004-07-11 13:33:13
    {{{krikkert}}} by oot2004-07-11 13:42:45
am/pm confusion, please help? by Scirocco2004-07-11 12:37:21
  i think its all up to where you start by papadopo2004-07-11 14:23:04
  Every clock system I know treats noon as "12pm" (n (n/t) by bobmon2004-07-11 14:19:02
  Officially, neither by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    BTW, that's why my Perl module... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  PM (n/t) by radiowave9112004-07-11 12:58:16
  Noon is 12:00 pm. (n/t) by kahuana2004-07-11 12:43:56
  My understanding is... by elehack2004-07-11 12:42:25
  Who knows? by nix2004-07-11 12:39:46
    Odd... by Didactylos2004-07-11 13:19:40
    I agree, but now I got times in am/pm format and I by Scirocco2004-07-11 12:41:24
  Heh... by krikkert2004-07-11 12:38:38
    yup, this is what I was taught also by P.Buttercup2004-07-11 12:42:33
      Well, yes, I know which half is am and pm, but not by Scirocco2004-07-11 12:44:50
        It may help... by aquacooler2004-07-11 13:03:16
        You're correct. (n/t) by krikkert2004-07-11 12:48:07
          Except about the 'um'. by Glum_Reaper2004-07-11 13:55:26
ATT: all those UFie map people by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I looked at that last year... by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 16:01:58
    I'm not sure my login info is in nix by Celticess2004-07-11 16:12:23
  I built something like that by fireballmatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Because it would have been too easy? (n/t) by crankshaft-jr2004-07-11 12:50:15
    Or they didn't think of it? :) by Celticess2004-07-11 13:00:01
      Didn't know about this one by Thurog2004-07-11 13:22:49
        Well there are other varients o t this on the web by Celticess2004-07-11 13:57:44
UF MoTD by krikkert2004-07-11 11:55:25
ATTN: W:ET players! by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
I'm looking for a map of Canada. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  Try by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  heres one. It's a bit small but may do when by JustnCase2006-11-19 12:55:59
    "Canuckistania" (n/t) by Myke2004-07-11 12:00:08
    Thanks. I was hoping for province borders though. by shorty822004-07-11 11:48:03
      alrighty how bout this one. :) by JustnCase2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ugh! That's a HORRIBLE map! by nix2004-07-11 12:05:34
          Do you have a better map? (n/t) by shorty822004-07-11 12:06:43
            How about... by nix2006-11-19 12:55:59
              the first one's ok by niwikki2004-07-11 18:44:12
        That might work. Thanks. (n/t) by shorty822004-07-11 12:02:49
  could we get some talk ready for the ones by stacato2004-07-11 11:25:03
    I don't understand what you are trying to say. (n/ (n/t) by shorty822004-07-11 11:27:03
      a standardized way by stacato2004-07-11 11:52:22
  Have you tried the CIA World Fact Book? by kahuana2004-07-11 11:18:09
    Nope. Never heard of it. by shorty822004-07-11 11:22:18
      I guess Bush now believes Canada doesn't exist :-) (n/t) by kahuana2004-07-11 11:28:57
Router question? by cmantito2004-07-11 11:07:38
  I just got this: by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Look into pin-hole routes by Slamlander2004-07-11 12:18:04
  Interestink. by Glum_Reaper2006-11-19 12:55:59
    D-Link wireless routers are crap in my experience by shorty822004-07-11 11:23:37
      Don't know about wireless, but... by elehack2004-07-11 12:32:59
      Agreed! by Slamlander2004-07-11 12:20:41
For all who missed it yesterday: Synergy by Medentic2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *scrapes jaw off floor* by McNutcase2004-07-11 14:34:58
  Im going to have to try that at work! by JustnCase2004-07-11 11:51:12
  Wow, that looks impressive (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2004-07-11 11:20:30
What's so interesting about formula 1? by Khaar2004-07-11 11:02:47
  Hey, at least by bwkaz2004-07-11 17:41:42
  You have to have a lot of things by aquacooler2004-07-11 13:39:01
  It's the technology by Slamlander2004-07-11 11:23:13
    Big deal. by Khaar2004-07-11 12:00:27
      Ah but, that's where they perform by Slamlander2004-07-11 12:04:21
  If you crash your remote-controlled cars, by nix2004-07-11 11:07:54
    Slight difference there, at least for me: by themadkansan2004-07-11 13:40:00
Nested ternary statements are awesome. by Llyr2004-07-11 10:47:41
  Very pretty, but by SaleGamine2004-07-11 13:10:11
  Not so easy to read, perhaps. (n/t) by Didactylos2004-07-11 10:54:10
    There are times when ternary operators by nix2004-07-11 12:11:24
      *blink* by Llyr2004-07-11 14:50:07
        Sure by BrainBug2004-07-11 15:16:44
          That's pretty cool. (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-11 17:48:33
        String. by LionsPhil2004-07-11 15:11:25
      It's the nesting that's the issue by Slamlander2004-07-11 12:15:53
    This is true. by Llyr2004-07-11 10:58:14
      Not everyone is as smart as I am. by Didactylos2004-07-11 11:30:19
      <whaps with clue-stick> by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 11:07:17
        A couple of things. by Llyr2004-07-11 11:48:09
          Here's why I know that you are wrong by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Bah. It was hard to write, it should be hard to by silvermoon822004-07-11 12:03:14
              *grabs big foam cluebat* by Slamlander2004-07-11 12:12:39
                *runs faster* by silvermoon822004-07-11 12:14:42
                  *calls in for backup* by Slamlander2004-07-11 12:19:27
                    *dives for cover* by silvermoon822004-07-11 12:22:52
                      *starts doing forward somersaults* by Slamlander2004-07-11 12:32:30
  <shakes head> (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 10:50:52
    <stops shaking head> by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 10:53:23
      I'll admit, that one's pretty evil. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-11 10:54:09
The Evolution of a Programmer by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  intercal hello world by AndyA2004-07-11 13:38:07
    Flip! by Yadot2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The evolution of a hardware engineer by AndyA2004-07-11 13:32:09
    what kind of language is this? (n/t) by langly2004-07-11 15:36:33
      VHDL by AndyA2004-07-11 17:53:11
  Impressive! by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 13:23:36
    That doesn't compile by BrainBug2004-07-11 14:10:24
  So I was a CEO at 10 years old? by Mad_Peter2004-07-11 13:18:07
    You were a Child Eating Oreos ? (n/t) by kahuana2004-07-11 13:25:01
      What's an Oreos? by BrainBug2004-07-11 14:23:14
        It's black with a white stripe. by Mad_Peter2004-07-11 16:48:11
      I was indeed. Weren't you? (n/t) by Mad_Peter2004-07-11 13:39:23
  Thankfully I went the *other* direction :-) by kahuana2004-07-11 11:37:13
  Why would a "seasoned professional" by nix2004-07-11 11:05:54
    Because this is OOOOOLLLLLLLDDDD by Spudd862004-07-11 12:10:59
  Well, at least the master programmer by SaleGamine2004-07-11 11:05:08
  Brilliance. :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-07-11 10:53:48
  Ouch! by Slamlander2004-07-11 10:53:17
  Thank the good lord by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 10:50:14
The Now Show!! by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  No thanks.. relies on realplayer cruft by Freakazoid2004-07-11 14:59:16
  CARE package for Tomo.... by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 10:30:09
    Thanks!!!! by Tomo2004-07-11 10:31:21
Quick SQL question by BrainBug2004-07-11 10:19:12
  I got it, thanks... by BrainBug2004-07-11 12:19:49
  Sure can: Use pseudocolumn ROWNUM by inittab2004-07-11 11:42:09
    Thanks by BrainBug2004-07-11 12:22:39
  Why?! by Didactylos2004-07-11 10:27:31
    Because by BrainBug2004-07-11 10:29:47
    Unique ID, probably. by Yadot2004-07-11 10:28:55
The stupidity of some criminals by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  He had the components for Ricin? by Avium2004-07-11 10:17:26
    eh????? by Slamlander2004-07-11 10:21:34
      Ricin is a poison. by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
        myth busters by Nightwind2004-07-11 17:33:18
        I had completely missed the ricin reference by Slamlander2004-07-11 10:42:48
        Found it. by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: Val_Parthen or PurplePineApple by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
United States/Southern Canada Ufie Map. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  The latest map will be delayed on being uploaded by shorty822004-07-11 18:40:58
  Penn seems one of the more ufied states by Celticess2004-07-11 13:01:25
    I'm just a .... by Nightwind2004-07-11 18:10:33
    Count's accent? Git aht. by Air Hadoken2004-07-11 17:32:26
  GVRD Rules!!!!! by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 10:27:36
  ATTN: esbita by shorty822004-07-11 09:30:23
Early game of W:ET anyone? (n/t) by vectorz2004-07-11 09:21:20
  Sure.. (n/t) by krikkert2004-07-11 09:21:48
ATTN: Yadot. by shorty822004-07-11 09:04:08
  I already had the code for it... by Yadot2004-07-11 10:26:26
    Up to you whether to kill it or not. by shorty822004-07-11 10:29:25
      sorry 'bout that by Yadot2004-07-11 10:37:36
        I know you didn't mean it that way. by shorty822004-07-11 10:43:37
Wireless question by IronHelix12004-07-11 08:45:27
  Reflectors by tms17912006-11-19 12:55:59
    A reflector could still damage the RF bits by Tomo2004-07-11 13:54:12
  Some places to look for ideas... by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  AFAIK most of the Belkin ones have... by Glum_Reaper2004-07-11 09:05:39
  If you are not having a range problem by Slamlander2004-07-11 08:51:22
    true but.... by IronHelix12004-07-11 08:58:52
      For long WiFi shots by Slamlander2004-07-11 09:07:18
        Links by tms17912006-11-19 12:55:59
          USB based WiFi antenna by manuka2004-07-11 17:47:19
          USB based WiFi antenna by manuka2004-07-11 17:44:29
Stupid Gmail by littleblue2004-07-11 07:47:19
  Doesn't seem to be tied to usage. by Ravenlock2004-07-11 12:18:26
    same here.. I only got one by P.Buttercup2004-07-11 12:38:30
      I got one and I barely used it. (n/t) by huitzilopochtli2004-07-11 13:40:10
        Ditto. by Tomo2004-07-11 13:47:36
  If you're using it, you're testing it. by singingsally2004-07-11 09:04:23
    I had six, six, one and then none for ages. by McNutcase2004-07-11 09:19:02
      a-HA! That's why none of us are getting anything! by krikkert2004-07-11 09:22:27
  I've not had any invites for it yet, by silvermoon822004-07-11 08:55:50
  might be random... by cybergeek2004-07-11 08:09:12
So..about this election.. by krikkert2004-07-11 07:25:03
  Not really a factor, IMHO... by dals_rule2004-07-11 09:17:11
  Oh, if you're not familiar with our government by krikkert2004-07-11 07:27:52
    want a new roomie??? by acsronin2004-07-11 07:31:29
      Sure, come on in. by krikkert2004-07-11 07:37:02
        *signs up* (n/t) by cybergeek2004-07-11 08:10:54
        *heads in (n/t) by littleblue2004-07-11 07:41:23
Well that was easy.. by Glum_Reaper2004-07-11 07:16:02
  I dont have a wireless router... by littleblue2004-07-11 07:43:21
    Slightly. by Glum_Reaper2004-07-11 09:09:32
Oh NO!!! (gmail) *cries* by babywhizAR2004-07-11 07:12:15
  I'm pretty sure that spammed isn't permitted under by Tomo2004-07-11 07:28:46
    ~Done~ by babywhizAR2004-07-11 07:37:16
  o.O;;;; *hugz* by ts0032004-07-11 07:26:15
Doonesbury today WINS. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  concurred (n/t) by cybergeek2004-07-11 08:08:41
Grrrrrnnnnnnnnngggggg! by chrisP2004-07-11 06:56:16
  just relax... by PapaLoco2004-07-11 07:06:48
    Oh yes! by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-07-11 06:52:04
  But yagotta! by Slamlander2004-07-11 07:04:19
Remember that french guy with the honkie thingies by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If it's the same guy I've seen before... by Avium2004-07-11 10:20:01
  He, great :) by chrisP2004-07-11 07:13:31
  Very cool! by Tomo2004-07-11 06:49:11
    It just might be real. by delcted2004-07-11 07:48:42
      *Nod* I actually think I saw this guy... by Ravenlock2004-07-11 13:32:39
Proof Republicans don't care about the enviroment. by littleblue2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A bald, uncredited, un-backed-up statement is by Adiplomat2004-07-11 06:49:16
    We are talking about Republicans here.... (n/t) by littleblue2004-07-11 07:15:48
      Yeah, and your point is ...? by Slamlander2004-07-11 07:20:37
        I don't know....I just felt like saying that by littleblue2004-07-11 07:39:59
          Don't make fun of Republicans "just because". by LionsPhil2004-07-11 07:57:26
            correction a retarded shaven monkey (n/t) by joecrouse2004-07-11 09:56:33
            That's wrong! by Slamlander2004-07-11 08:26:55
              And it's just a mean thing to say by tigermouse2004-07-11 08:38:16
          and no conclusions either by Slamlander2004-07-11 07:43:17
    Does that mean that it's open season? by Slamlander2004-07-11 06:59:48
      that would be by Egaeus2004-07-11 08:08:54
        taken by officer obie? by joecrouse2004-07-11 09:55:49
          Movie?!?! They made a movie?!?! by Slamlander2004-07-11 11:25:56
            You've never heard of the movie? by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Yep, that's it by Slamlander2004-07-11 08:27:39
  sory about the extended link.... by littleblue2004-07-11 06:23:08
A game of Go? by kiroh2006-11-19 12:55:59
UFie meeting in Kiel, Germany by Farmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
(German): This has UF qualities by datenwolf2004-07-11 05:16:40
  that's great by chaotic2004-07-11 08:43:38
  English Translation? by mew_at_heart2004-07-11 06:27:05
    Oops - someone posted one while I was still typing (n/t) by mew_at_heart2004-07-11 06:28:18
      The first translation... by diGriz2004-07-11 10:13:58
    *hands glasses* ;P (n/t) by BrainBug2004-07-11 06:28:06
  Translation for non-German speaking UFies by diGriz2004-07-11 05:40:18
  clicky for the lazy (and translation) by Farmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN::UFie Map managers by stacato2004-07-11 05:02:08
  What good are standards, by aix tom2004-07-11 05:09:46
    *smack* (n/t) by stacato2004-07-11 05:14:23
      i am thinking a standardized project by stacato2004-07-11 05:15:32
Formula 1 fans: 15 minutes to go by ixeian2004-07-11 04:48:51
  WRT Schumacher: by Slamlander2004-07-11 05:35:38
    Schumacher is an arrogant, self centred a.....e. by Avium2004-07-11 09:14:48
      Taking his points by Slamlander2004-07-11 10:27:08
    Yeah. He's in a different league. by McNutcase2004-07-11 05:59:05
      Especially because all rules-tampering by afterburner2004-07-11 07:11:54
        That's BS, McLaren got 2d by Slamlander2004-07-11 07:16:51
          That is not BS by afterburner2004-07-11 07:51:40
            I've been a McLAren fan since the Can Am days by Slamlander2004-07-11 07:56:31
              Well, McLaren was at the top by afterburner2004-07-11 07:59:27
          Can't really judge the driving skills, by chrisP2004-07-11 07:23:30
            Excuse me?? by Slamlander2004-07-11 07:30:37
              Perfect timing with pit stops. by chrisP2004-07-11 07:42:15
                Passing the pits has been there since before Clark by Slamlander2004-07-11 07:47:44
                  Can't tell ... by chrisP2004-07-11 08:14:55
                    I just have to admire honest skillz by Slamlander2004-07-11 08:30:03
                      And look perfect :P by chrisP2004-07-11 08:47:46
                        Spain, 1994. by McNutcase2004-07-11 09:20:04
                hair spray ad??? by Slamlander2004-07-11 07:45:31
                  :) by chrisP2004-07-11 07:55:17
      and of course, Schumacher won by Slamlander2004-07-11 06:51:55
  Thanks for the reminder! by VCA2004-07-11 05:13:49
  It's started! by Slamlander2004-07-11 05:00:38
  No, hope it DOES. by McNutcase2004-07-11 04:50:05
    he he, okay by ixeian2004-07-11 04:57:07
      Mr Moseley is an idiot. by McNutcase2004-07-11 04:58:25
        Agreed (n/t) by ixeian2004-07-11 05:06:14
Crypto Thread (Win a Gmail invite) by Michiel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Solution by Air Hadoken2004-07-11 16:12:23
    Correct! by Michiel2004-07-12 02:52:53
Squeeeee! by McNutcase2004-07-11 04:37:47
ATTN Clutter Squad : Zooming in on empty by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Are we doing the opposite today by Spisefisken2004-07-11 04:46:51
Right - I've been up for over 18 hours now... by themadkansan2004-07-11 04:07:50
  14 by xyven2004-07-11 04:25:17
    Y? (n/t) by klaranth2004-07-11 04:27:21
      Because by Xyven2004-07-11 04:28:56
Finding something that isn't there? by klaranth2004-07-11 04:05:03
  Uhh... Lamborghini's network? (n/t) by Vulture2004-07-11 21:13:51
I just got the weirdest spam by Spisefisken2004-07-11 03:55:44
  My general thought is... by Xyven2004-07-11 04:27:11
on topic: UFies' take on Michael Moore's latest... by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sort of on topic... by gregg_hughes2004-07-11 09:36:20
  I saw it Friday night. by nin_man2004-07-11 09:22:55
  apologies in advance... by acsronin2004-07-11 06:16:50
    I agree with much of what you said but by Slamlander2004-07-11 07:12:43
      granted...BUT... by acsronin2004-07-11 07:28:46
        No amount of argument by Slamlander2004-07-11 07:39:17
          'cause everyone else was doin' it... by acsronin2004-07-11 12:46:23
            and it's unconstitutional! by Slamlander2004-07-11 13:31:20
          All of that may be true... by thewrongcrowd2004-07-11 07:55:00
            That's not correct by Slamlander2004-07-11 08:03:26
              and the reasons Line-Item was killed??? by acsronin2004-07-11 12:51:25
              I'm not disagreeing. by thewrongcrowd2004-07-11 08:20:17
                Well, the common view is wrong. by Slamlander2004-07-11 08:42:28
                  doesn't necessarily work that way... by acsronin2004-07-11 12:35:10
  Two comments by binkley2004-07-11 05:46:59
    Not really... by McNutcase2004-07-11 06:01:59
  My take by BrainBug2004-07-11 05:34:21
  I haven't seen it yet, by krikkert2004-07-11 02:59:30
  Hmm... another instance of the broken .....cont'd by z1root2004-07-11 02:33:00
    buy an Apple...use Safari :) (n/t) by acsronin2004-07-11 06:19:16
  My mild hatred for Moore.... by Xyven2004-07-11 02:27:50
    Personally I think it is kinda funny by demonhedge2004-07-11 06:21:00
      That's what I've said all along. by Illiad2004-07-11 09:30:47
        Ahh yes by mythrandir2004-07-11 10:22:59
          It sure is! by Illiad2004-07-11 10:28:36
        What? Politics is a sport? by Yadot2004-07-11 10:19:24
    Please make a diary by DragonLady2004-07-11 02:55:55
      Done... by Xyven2004-07-11 04:22:10
Invoke: labrat... by Electric Storm2006-11-19 12:55:59
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
What? No Rankine? - NT by Flannel2004-07-11 01:32:57
Folding@Home: Team Ufie Stats by jedimarcus2006-11-19 12:55:59
Question about Satan and Hell by nix2004-07-11 01:08:00
  That's asking a lot by Egaeus2004-07-11 11:38:26
  Santa lives just north of Ottawa? by kahuana2004-07-11 11:11:57
    I thought it was Southwest of here... by Myke2004-07-11 11:40:06
  My POV by stephystar2004-07-11 10:43:54
  Because he doesn't care about you by sstacks2004-07-11 07:24:36
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-07-11 07:14:17
    double post :P (n/t) by DragonLady2004-07-11 07:14:45
    MODS oops double post (n/t) by Matthewdba2004-07-11 05:52:57
  This is not believed by all Christians (long post) by Matthewdba2004-07-11 05:51:46
  What the Bible says by Galik2004-07-11 05:18:05
  Heh, reminds me of a friend by julius.apweiler2004-07-11 05:01:18
    ...How ludicrously un-Christian. by Ravenlock2004-07-11 13:53:56
    That is sad, by z1root2004-07-11 05:15:43
      It always burned me up by Slamlander2004-07-11 12:09:53
        hmm there is more than one type of catholic by Celticess2004-07-11 12:51:53
          Only two and they separated by Slamlander2004-07-11 14:12:29
            yea by Celticess2004-07-11 14:23:36
      sad, but unfortunately frequently found by DragonLady2004-07-11 05:31:58
        You're joking me by Matthewdba2004-07-11 05:54:23
          There are narrow-minded by Slamlander2004-07-11 07:28:24
            well I'm not catholic but I'd go for mass by Celticess2004-07-11 11:35:00
              Catholic mass is one hour by Slamlander2004-07-11 12:24:40
                hmm what are feast days? by Celticess2004-07-11 12:50:09
              Catholic churches don't close by SaleGamine2004-07-11 11:46:35
                Well the protestant ones by Celticess2004-07-11 12:13:05
                  It's part of catholic doctrine that the church by SaleGamine2004-07-11 12:36:25
                    hmm communion is that thing with wafers and wine? by Celticess2004-07-11 12:43:37
                      They can by Matthewdba2004-07-11 18:29:39
                      Yes protestants do it too. by SaleGamine2004-07-11 13:19:10
                        It is done where I fellowship by Electric Storm2004-07-11 16:02:22
                        ahh ok thanks by Celticess2004-07-11 14:00:13
            I fully agree by stephystar2004-07-11 10:50:37
              The Mass was lovely by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Did you see some of them? by Electric Storm2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I don't know, but one interesting point about 2 is by delcted2004-07-11 04:33:40
    Where in the Bible is that stated? by Matthewdba2004-07-11 05:27:32
    from my research, a slightly different place by z1root2004-07-11 05:12:10
      Tartarus by Galik2004-07-11 05:43:40
        OT If Tartarus is 'mistranslated' into hell, by delcted2004-07-11 05:51:42
          ummm...question??? by acsronin2004-07-11 06:22:17
            Haha by delcted2004-07-11 07:54:20
          It is only used once at 2 Pe 2:4 by Galik2004-07-11 06:14:35
            That is true by delcted2004-07-11 08:03:03
      What you say first is about what the Greeks believ by delcted2004-07-11 05:21:48
    Well.. by krikkert2004-07-11 05:01:36
  Ever hear of Christian Propaganda? by Bellator2004-07-11 03:59:28
    How is it Christian propaganda? by krikkert2004-07-11 04:59:44
      It is propaganda devised to make you fear Satan by Bellator2004-07-11 05:41:36
        Actually Southern Baptitsts teach that by Slamlander2004-07-11 08:46:28
          I know one anglican priest that believes that by Celticess2004-07-11 11:20:43
            As I said above, narrow mindedness by Slamlander2004-07-11 12:29:12
              I was taught as a child anglican and catholic by Celticess2004-07-11 12:54:46
                For a lot of that by Slamlander2004-07-11 14:27:41
                oh and two other things by Celticess2004-07-11 12:57:36
                  Chastity is a vow that has a long history by Slamlander2004-07-11 14:25:37
      It is actually anti-Christian propaganda by z1root2004-07-11 05:19:59
  Because Satan is the Prince of Perversity by Slamlander2004-07-11 03:04:38
    hmm though I may take some lumps for this by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
      That only makes her the princess by Slamlander2004-07-11 04:01:32
  hmmm knowing a few satanists<shrug> by Celticess2004-07-11 02:33:11
    Hmm... Rectangular witches and square Wiccans? by z1root2004-07-11 02:41:41
      tradecrafters for one by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
        oops clickity click 1 is off by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My points of view by diGriz2004-07-11 02:07:52
  My point of view... by Electric Storm2004-07-11 01:51:54
  That first "Given" is incorrect. by z1root2004-07-11 01:40:40
    So, Satan just wants some company by Slamlander2004-07-11 03:27:12
      I wouldn't be surprised if that was one motivation by z1root2004-07-11 04:24:42
    And the inmates don't have any control by Electric Storm2004-07-11 01:58:25
  Translation to modern terms...(Political) by acsronin2004-07-11 01:32:49
  I think the theory is that by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 01:13:19
Looking to find an email client/service/whatever by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 00:39:27
  Well, every client by DerSarek2004-07-11 05:14:49
  GAIM. by Arivia2004-07-11 03:19:48
  which OS? (here are some for linux & windows) by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Please read my reply to your other post. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 13:11:10
  Mozilla Thunderbird (n/t) by l1nx2004-07-11 01:41:10
    aka, Streamlined Nutscrape... (n/t) by acsronin2004-07-11 04:47:14
      Nope. by McNutcase2004-07-11 04:49:01
    What type of services work with that? by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 01:55:27
      it's a pop3/imap mail client afik (n/t) by Celticess2004-07-11 02:03:46
        I don't know enough about email services by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 13:09:15
          what I listed by Celticess2004-07-11 14:33:12
  yahoo messenger by friareriner2004-07-11 00:47:45
    Thank you, that does work. Still accepting other by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 01:56:06
ATTN: Illiad by hadji2004-07-11 00:34:34
Wow, I hate IE. by silvermoon822004-07-11 00:34:07
  Hunted it down? by Lews_Therin_T2004-07-11 10:59:58
    Oh. by silvermoon822004-07-11 21:10:08
  Doesn't w**k for me... by Electric Storm2004-07-11 02:09:14
    Doesn't in mine either... by McNutcase2004-07-11 04:45:18
  btw: hoping it wasn't your computer ;) (n/t) by LJENS2004-07-11 01:46:16
    It was my computer. by silvermoon822004-07-11 09:16:51
      I hope he got a good LARTing, by Ravenlock2004-07-11 13:57:31
  activeX is not a feature, it's a bug... by LJENS2004-07-11 01:45:31
  ow! by DragonLady2004-07-11 00:40:22
  Ctrl-Enter? In Mozilla it's just enter :) (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-11 00:37:35
    I turned it off. by silvermoon822004-07-11 01:04:48
      Well, it will first check if *that* url exists. by Michiel2004-07-11 01:33:36
        It got me on localhost a couple times under Linux. by silvermoon822006-11-19 12:55:59
The UF 2-a-month photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
I get different results... by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 00:22:40
Pseudo-repost: Ufie maps - Europe & North America by Yadot2006-11-19 12:55:59
  (n/t) is no longer an issue. (n/t) by Yadot2004-07-11 01:27:08
  [43.08N 70.82E] Nashua,NH by littleblue2004-07-11 00:22:42
    This thread is not by Yadot2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Please pick one username to put there. by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 00:28:58
      put littleblue (n/t) by littleblue2004-07-11 00:31:15
The Math by Jman23182004-07-11 00:10:49
  For the plain geek... perhaps. by skeegenin2004-07-11 00:22:59
    Is it / or ...... by littleblue2004-07-11 00:24:41
      *SHOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!* <ag looks up> by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 00:26:44
        Thouist has forgoth by littleblue2006-11-19 12:55:59
LJ plea for advice by niwikki2004-07-11 00:10:22
  dont have an LJ ... by DragonLady2004-07-11 00:15:42
    hrm... by niwikki2004-07-11 00:19:39
      then take it slowly .. by DragonLady2004-07-11 00:34:14
        sound advice. thanks. I've made my post now. by niwikki2004-07-11 00:37:16
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-07-11 00:10:02
  Serthlind (n): by DragonLady2004-07-11 02:54:30
    Flubbiscious by TKirk2004-07-11 05:14:55
  Attn: McNutcase, mods... Jargling post is B0RKED! by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 00:26:25
    TLPs are truncated even in expand all mode by Nea2004-07-11 00:32:32
      Ah, I forgot that. OK, just Attn: McNut then. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 00:42:19
        Nothing I can do about it. by McNutcase2004-07-11 03:49:51
          I have a solution by TheGM2004-07-11 04:30:10
            Yup, that's the fix all right. by McNutcase2004-07-11 04:34:05
              Alright then, Attn: Kickstart by BaruMonkey2004-07-11 13:06:33
                Solution posted...participate!!! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-07-11 17:48:48
Superb, Illiad... by diGriz2004-07-11 00:07:05
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *comes in* by chrisP2004-07-11 07:09:15
  *Walks in* by Bellator2004-07-11 04:08:25
    *slips Bellator a wakey-wakey pill* by Slamlander2004-07-11 05:44:20
  Wanders in by ixeian2004-07-11 01:33:46
    Moin! by diGriz2004-07-11 01:40:32
      *Adjusts heas approx. 90 degrees* by ixeian2004-07-11 01:52:18
        I was there on the DK UFie Meet... by diGriz2004-07-11 02:01:22
          Yeah, now that you say that I remember by ixeian2004-07-11 02:11:18
            Maybe Farmer could organize... by diGriz2004-07-11 02:20:34
              Good idea by ixeian2004-07-11 02:31:25
                Sometimes the hunter himself is catched :) by Farmer2004-07-11 03:58:46
                  yep, that happens :) by ixeian2004-07-11 04:13:27
        s/heas/head (n/t) by ixeian2004-07-11 01:53:02
  Comes in... by littleblue2004-07-11 00:08:35
    Do you have a link... by diGriz2004-07-11 00:10:33
      yes here by littleblue2006-11-19 12:55:59
        If you go to her diary with it.... by Electric Storm2004-07-11 01:23:57
Illiad forgot one... by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 00:02:15
  and.... the link that I forgot. by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Sad little reactionary man ... by DragonLady2004-07-11 00:11:14
      I'd be pissed too... by Xyven2004-07-11 00:48:04
        you write your masterpiece by DragonLady2004-07-11 01:12:35
          I strongly disagree by Slamlander2004-07-11 03:22:34
            Yup... Moore crossed the line by McNutcase2004-07-11 03:43:19
              No, the least he owes by Slamlander2004-07-11 04:15:13
                LOL! by Naruki2004-07-11 16:36:36
                  I don't think it falls under "fair use" by Slamlander2004-07-11 23:20:51
                  concider this by Nightwind2004-07-11 17:07:01
                    If you use multiple judging criteria, yes. by Naruki2004-07-11 18:42:14
                      not nessisaally by Nightwind2004-07-11 19:10:09
                        "Deserve" is a highly subjective term... by Naruki2004-07-11 20:06:53
                          if a person says "they deserve it" by Nightwind2004-07-11 20:48:40
                            Why? by Naruki2004-07-11 21:34:42
          I agree with that, but... by Xyven2004-07-11 02:10:42
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2004-07-11 00:01:03
  Timed Out by archnerd2004-07-11 19:26:27
Translations by Nea2004-07-11 00:01:02
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  German / Deutsch (top post) (n/t) by diGriz2004-07-11 01:28:56
    by diGriz by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Schließe mich an :) by Farmer2004-07-11 03:52:05
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Cats Insists... by hooray4nsa2004-07-13 00:25:46
  "Jerry Springer is my pet's real daddy!" (n/t) by Kickstart2004-07-11 22:25:19
  My presumed dead wife just came back... by BlurOfSerenity2004-07-11 14:53:02
    Family Guy? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-07-11 16:32:29
  My husband is a dog by TKirk2004-07-11 13:14:15
  Next on Jerry Springer! by stephystar2004-07-11 10:36:23
  Non-carb counting swingers by tigermouse2004-07-11 08:40:31
  Bisexual snakes & the hermaphrodites who love them (n/t) by bugarup2004-07-11 07:34:19
  I sued a TV show because security beat me up. by Astro-g2004-07-11 05:26:47
  I am breaking up with you because you are a horse by Spisefisken2004-07-11 04:45:38
  transexual chimera's with a adult baby fetish (n/t) by Celticess2004-07-11 02:06:56
  The donut people took my daughter away! (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2004-07-11 00:49:56
  Well by littleblue2004-07-11 00:06:57
  My metrosexual latte ho' is my sister's... by Illiad2004-07-11 00:06:25
    Okay... that's just weird. by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 00:07:43
  Overweight midgets who marry goat pimps. (n/t) by freon2004-07-11 00:03:54
    Livestock day on the comment board, methinks. (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 00:04:35
      But of course! It's Springer! (n/t) by freon2004-07-11 00:05:23
  My boyfriends cheating on me with my Mama by AG_wyvern2004-07-11 00:03:12
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Awww.. by slackware982004-07-11 07:27:05
  2for1lobotomycoupons by freon2004-07-11 00:01:48
    little brighter than lime... by acsronin2004-07-11 04:38:41

 

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