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Cartoon for Jun 29, 2004
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Moniter speaker connection by dosman2006-11-19 12:55:59
Moniter speaker connection by dosman2006-11-19 12:55:59
I have to say... by gothkat2004-06-30 01:43:19
Pointless Praise by tpfh232004-06-29 23:59:34
  Okay, how's this... by AG_wyvern2004-06-30 00:02:01
Just had a great idea, concerning VoIP by Control2004-06-29 23:40:06
  Free Local Calls by doc0292004-06-30 05:34:23
  No Free in ZA by l1nx2004-06-30 01:14:22
    Hey, I thought I was the only ZA geek 'round here by silentcoder2004-06-30 01:53:17
  You're not on Swisscom are you? by Slamlander2004-06-30 00:22:00
GMail Invites... by mekkanik_mike2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey! by mythrandyr2004-07-02 05:15:05
  </beg> (n/t) by Control2004-06-29 23:22:46
  If you still have one by Nea2004-06-29 23:20:48
  Sure, I'll bite by corsicagt2004-06-29 23:18:30
  Message sent... by lab rat2004-06-29 23:17:41
Needs killin' by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Count me in. by Morely2004-06-30 12:49:57
  That's just.. by Syren2004-06-30 00:02:46
    ugh... by corsicagt2004-06-30 00:05:03
      Sick. by Syren2004-06-30 00:07:41
  String them up and castrate them. by Arivia2004-06-29 23:50:32
    With no pain killers and with a dull blade! by shorty822004-06-29 23:52:23
      Oh, not with a dull blade...a really, really sharp by Arivia2004-06-29 23:56:12
        Dull blades hurt more. by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 23:59:08
          But is it as easy to make little tiny slashes and. by Arivia2004-06-30 00:01:00
  I wouldn't go for the fatal options. by wheresthefish2004-06-29 23:46:16
  More detail on Tulsa's SPCA site by corsicagt2004-06-29 23:44:03
  Don't be so irrational. by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-29 23:34:32
    Yes, it does, no question. by Illiad2004-06-29 23:36:55
  Maybe I ought to contact that SPCA... by corsicagt2004-06-29 23:22:00
    Do it by oot2004-06-29 23:55:47
      Oh, and {{{corsicagt}}} (n/t) by oot2004-06-29 23:57:28
    That would be SO cool of you. by Illiad2004-06-29 23:31:09
  Saw that earlier tonight and gave my doggie by lab rat2004-06-29 23:20:16
  hang 'em by the wrists... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-29 23:19:17
    Maybe pepper spray would be more fun (n/t) by lab rat2004-06-29 23:29:50
  Isn't life sentence to weak a punishment by Spisefisken2004-06-29 23:17:23
    I misunderstood by Spisefisken2004-06-29 23:49:44
  Disgusting, revolting! by abaron2004-06-29 23:15:56
  !!!!! by oot2004-06-29 23:10:05
    too much time, too little brains. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2004-06-29 23:15:11
  Three words. by kahuana2004-06-29 23:07:08
  Killin's too good for them by theanomaly2004-06-29 23:04:31
    What drives kids to do this... by Illiad2004-06-29 23:11:25
      I would wager it's not just in the U.S. by theanomaly2004-06-29 23:23:56
      Followed by chlorinating their gene pool. by kahuana2004-06-29 23:21:57
      That's too soft Illiad... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-29 23:14:29
    Thank you buddy! by corsicagt2004-06-29 23:08:05
  I'd be all for a life sentence by DesertRat662004-06-29 23:04:13
The lawyers may come a-knockin' by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  product does not exist (n/t) by gblues2004-07-19 17:04:04
DesertRat66, you are just too mean with that scope by retiqlum22004-06-29 22:29:24
  Definitely by DesertRat662004-06-29 23:01:59
  Go play FdOp. by krikkert2004-06-29 22:36:19
    Or a panzer... by imperito2004-06-29 22:52:59
      Panzer is best by DesertRat662004-06-29 22:57:25
ok Newbie/Lurker/Cluebat thing by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  would have helped me... by ranja2004-06-30 00:50:40
so who all is in japan right now? by noose2004-06-29 21:48:14
  I *wish* I were in Japan. :( (n/t) by alter3d2004-06-30 00:51:49
  We could *say* we're all in Japan :-) by kahuana2004-06-29 23:18:57
Cedant arma togae, concedat laurea laudi. by Llyr2004-06-29 21:43:59
im in okinaaaaaawaaaa im in okinaaawaaaaa by noose2004-06-29 21:40:45
  oh yeah, i just remembered by noose2004-06-29 21:55:14
I have a domain now by evilsysadmin2004-06-29 21:40:43
Anyone seen Animefreak? (n/t) by Myke2004-06-29 21:23:53
  He's in Japan. (n/t) by Llyr2004-06-29 21:31:24
    Sheesh... What'd he do to you? by Myke2004-06-29 21:36:26
      If I could send people places, you'd be there. by Llyr2004-06-29 21:38:38
So, are any UFies wealthy? by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 21:15:13
  Great.... by MrTrick2004-06-29 22:01:33
I'm thinking Pete bought a bulk-order of by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 21:11:54
Lyrics snippet.... by Kickstart2004-06-29 20:34:41
  O.O by oot2004-06-29 21:43:16
  Arlo Guthrie fans UNITE!! by Adiplomat2004-06-29 21:24:48
  That was horrible. ;-) by Avium2004-06-29 20:54:19
    If you use AltaVista... by oot2004-06-29 21:25:14
      Not, I think, tonight. by Avium2004-06-29 22:06:31
        Try wget or another download manager? by oot2004-06-29 22:14:13
    Its right over there... by imperito2004-06-29 20:55:19
  :) by amanita2004-06-29 20:46:14
  Hehe... by imperito2004-06-29 20:43:31
    I'm a fan :) by Kickstart2004-06-29 20:57:02
A conversation I overheard today by oot2004-06-29 20:32:25
  I'll get by with a little help by hadji2004-06-29 23:41:40
  And I thought it would've been... by kahuana2004-06-29 21:33:21
  thats sad (n/t) by imrambi2004-06-29 20:33:10
    Why sad? I thought it was funny... (n/t) by oot2004-06-29 20:34:43
  LOL (n/t) by Llyr2004-06-29 20:32:51
I will go down with this ship by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 20:16:48
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by nobius2004-06-29 20:15:28
I think it gives me the wrong message... by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
I hate today by imrambi2004-06-29 19:47:27
  Silver linings.... by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 20:22:16
    Cable bills by imrambi2004-06-29 20:32:40
      Old-school jazz. by Llyr2004-06-29 20:34:32
        Incredible singer. by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Look around the links in that thread... by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 20:47:23
            just need to get by imrambi2004-06-29 20:52:51
              mplayer by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{imrambi}}} (n/t) by shorty822004-06-29 20:16:12
What is the proper job title for someone who by cmantito2004-06-29 19:43:31
  i do that, but write new code as well by fireballmatt2004-06-29 19:59:37
    So you're an IMPCWAD? (n/t) by imperito2004-06-29 20:54:26
  web programmer (n/t) by imrambi2004-06-29 19:48:09
    Good enough. (n/t) by cmantito2004-06-29 19:48:50
Question about WinXP Pro and fast user switching by silvermoon822004-06-29 19:11:01
  If you can start it as a system process, maybe. by nin_man2004-06-29 19:15:04
    Hm, thanks... Definitely worth a try. (n/t) by silvermoon822004-06-29 19:17:27
*%&^%*#$ WD hard drives!! by HobsonsChoice2004-06-29 19:06:05
  When did they become crap? by nix2004-06-29 19:53:57
  That's pretty much standard WD by Freakazoid2004-06-29 19:10:56
    Can't say I've ever cooked a WD in it's warrenty by Myke2004-06-29 21:32:32
      Speaking of Seagates... by Arcanum2004-06-29 22:23:33
    Seagate or maxtor. But seagate is a little better by cmantito2004-06-29 19:45:34
      Yick.. maxtor's just as bad as WD (n/t) by Freakazoid2004-06-29 19:52:44
        my other drive's a Maxtor by HobsonsChoice2004-06-29 20:01:22
Things that just sound bad when you read them. by esbita2006-11-19 12:55:59
Official What Are You Doing Thread by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  working 3rd shift by corsicagt2004-06-29 21:43:49
  Trying to figure out why mom is mad by oot2004-06-29 21:06:28
    Given the traumatic nature of your mom's life... by SnappingTurtle2004-06-29 22:46:29
  Rebuilding the carburetor from my truck. by nvparrothead2004-06-29 20:28:29
  fielding tech support questions by HobsonsChoice2004-06-29 20:21:36
  I am working on by JustnCase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  procrastinating by zelda2004-06-29 19:47:18
  Just finished doing a BBQ by Celticess2004-06-29 19:42:59
  feircely battling a paralyzing boredom condition (n/t) by cgmeister2004-06-29 19:25:28
    and whistling along with commercials (n/t) by cgmeister2004-06-29 19:26:13
      and drinking koolaid (n/t) by cgmeister2004-06-29 19:27:37
        Ever since Jim Jones, koolaid's been off my list by kahuana2004-06-29 19:30:28
  Sanitizing systems. by kahuana2004-06-29 18:56:11
  Listening to delerium. by silvermoon822004-06-29 18:55:18
  Working... by Evil_Minion2004-06-29 18:48:11
<W:ET> 5 on, soon to be 6... by themadkansan2004-06-29 18:41:42
  We have 6 maybe DNB decided to play... by DesertRat662004-06-29 19:38:15
    *cough* not hardly (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-06-29 20:21:22
WMD Found in Iraq! by friekatoni2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not really surprising by SnappingTurtle2004-06-29 18:33:35
    BTW, yes I knew you were joking by SnappingTurtle2004-06-29 18:34:34
  Wow Georgie, you drew well! by DaNutBall2004-06-29 18:18:44
  ummmm by raptillicus2004-06-29 18:13:01
    I don't think so. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-29 18:20:42
Translation, please? by Evil_Minion2004-06-29 17:55:01
  Translation by Llyr2004-06-29 19:20:24
  I have a catapult. by Pic2004-06-29 17:58:56
  It says: by Illiad2004-06-29 17:58:29
    It's on a cubicle here at work. by Evil_Minion2004-06-29 18:00:17
    Curses! by Pic2004-06-29 17:59:44
Rheumatoid arthritis? by amanita2004-06-29 17:34:08
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  D'oh!!! by Illiad2004-06-29 17:46:09
    Illiad, Illiad, Illiad! by shorty822004-06-29 18:15:56
    See? Prone to "self-abuse", just like the other by Evil_Minion2004-06-29 17:52:38
      Huh? by oot2004-06-29 21:15:35
        He posted a link to a Flash game by shorty822004-06-29 21:32:05
        Erwin & Minesweeper by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 21:25:37
      Next thing you know, by retiqlum22004-06-29 18:19:05
        Dust Puppy can write the cartoon strip! (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-06-29 18:33:12
          That would suck. by Naruki2004-06-29 20:00:42
            Not necessarily, but later suggestion seconded by oot2004-06-29 21:14:44
  FYI, some of the ads are adult-oriented. (n/t) by shorty822004-06-29 17:43:25
  The "author" photo... by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-29 17:34:13
  O.O ... all of the headlines of that issue. by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 17:29:03
I'm baaaacccckkkkkk *evil cackle* by DaNutBall2004-06-29 16:36:15
  good to see you by Reddy2004-06-29 17:28:27
  Bring it on, twinkie. :) by themadkansan2004-06-29 17:27:15
    Kill 'im, DaNutBall, please? by Evil_Minion2004-06-29 17:57:36
      Hey, you're worse about it than I am!!! by themadkansan2004-06-29 18:00:27
  ahh visiting Kim? :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-06-29 17:25:37
    Yup, from Saturday to next Tuesday :) by DaNutBall2004-06-29 17:36:39
      Ok though I'm going to go watch harry potter soon by Celticess2004-06-29 19:51:41
        I'm on but in lurke mode as going to see the movie (n/t) by Celticess2004-06-29 19:53:03
  **panzerfausts DaNutBall** by Evil_Minion2004-06-29 17:04:28
    *grin* yes mini-onion, you remember well ;) (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-06-29 17:22:23
      Traumas like that are unforgettable! (n/t) by Evil_Minion2004-06-29 17:58:35
        *snicker* by krikkert2004-06-29 22:38:14
ATTN: Cooking type personality people by hadji2004-06-29 16:35:29
  Depends entirely on how hard you've squeezed :-) (n/t) by kahuana2004-06-29 19:28:24
  that bottle of leamon juice by Nightwind2004-06-29 18:59:57
  It would measure out to two lemons! by esbita2004-06-29 18:19:32
  aprox 62ml or 1/4 cup I think by Celticess2004-06-29 17:24:55
    Btw if your considering using the bottled juice by Celticess2004-06-29 17:28:17
      POST RECIPIE by Nightwind2004-06-29 19:01:29
        which recipe? I have alot by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Off Topic, but... by duesentrieb2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Yes liferea is what I use by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  African or European? (n/t) by duesentrieb2004-06-29 17:15:52
    I don't know that! by retiqlum22004-06-29 18:06:44
  Depending on the size, by retiqlum22004-06-29 16:57:40
  How big are the lemons? (n/t) by Morely2004-06-29 16:51:48
SHOTD by feather8022006-11-19 12:55:59
  I think Kerry is Zathras. (n/t) by hadji2004-06-29 16:36:22
    Umm...no. Zathras was cool. (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 16:50:29
      Well yeah, but . . . by hadji2004-06-29 19:53:34
  umm by astro-g2004-06-29 16:33:13
    Grabbed it off google... by feather8022004-06-29 16:35:45
      Oh, and... by asayogure2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Wheeeeeeeee! (n/t) by asayogure2004-06-29 18:39:05
  Kinda sad for Kerry by hyzenthlay2004-06-29 16:27:32
    History book revision. by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 17:40:15
  2% of people polled "don't know" if Kerry is Bush by lord_dolphin2004-06-29 16:20:44
    Did you see the "Satire" at the top? (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 16:30:53
      "The Bush campaign today responded by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 17:09:02
Uncluttering your living space by hadji2004-06-29 16:13:32
  Much agreement by Nightwind2004-06-29 18:59:03
  True. I need to do that. by Spud312004-06-29 16:15:20
Question for Vancouver, BC UFies by gaygeek2004-06-29 16:10:46
  Another bc rail link (and about another train) by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  accurate info.... by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 16:14:34
    oh yeah... the link I used by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thanks! by gaygeek2004-06-29 16:21:06
Why can't people test web sites? by AndyA2004-06-29 15:45:11
  cuz that would be admitting there's a possibility by niwikki2004-06-29 15:55:29
<W:ET> ...Let's go kill some Krauts! :) by themadkansan2004-06-29 15:45:06
  Yes, stop the overkrauting of the servers. (n/t) by bugarup2004-06-29 15:46:16
    Its lies, allies. Not a word of truth. (n/t) by williamashbless2004-06-29 16:31:22
      Oh, quit making an axis of yourself. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2004-06-29 17:28:49
        No,Tom's son's the panzy, with those hen Jen ears. (n/t) by williamashbless2004-06-29 20:46:54
TTUTTGTBT by LionsPhil2004-06-29 15:33:30
  Well, if it's really timmpfhurrgle already ... by bugarup2004-06-29 15:43:52
    sorry about that (n/t) by niwikki2004-06-29 16:47:27
    Dangit! by Spud312004-06-29 15:49:51
  Uh, dude? You should go to bed. by themadkansan2004-06-29 15:34:59
    to late, he's already snoring... by dire_lobo2004-06-29 15:38:26
Invoke: Ufies in Belgium by hyzenthlay2004-06-29 15:23:49
  Late reply, but Thank You Both! (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-06-30 07:14:20
  hmm, by elrak2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Maybe try http://www.tcm.be/ by monika_krug2006-11-19 12:55:59
The Liberals either have alot of confidence or by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ego and idiocy go hand in hand by Kickstart2004-06-29 15:06:58
    Hey, you must have downloaded the Bush interview, by LionsPhil2004-06-29 15:16:25
  How long till our next election? by abaron2004-06-29 15:06:08
    If the liberals are careful they may stay in for by techi8702004-06-29 15:11:45
      Why would there be a new election by monika_krug2004-06-29 15:59:50
        New election can occur for three reasons... by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 16:10:22
          Kooky. But then, I never did understand the... by retiqlum22004-06-29 17:03:27
          Thanks for the info (n/t) by monika_krug2004-06-29 16:43:37
Look out South Carolina! by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I had no plans to visit SC by Bellator2004-06-29 15:23:09
    *cries* (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-06-29 15:24:46
      Don't cry, I'm not that fun to be with by Bellator2004-06-29 15:56:08
        True! *grin* (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-06-29 17:19:49
  haha by AshyRaine2004-06-29 15:13:47
    Here now! We're not THAT insane!!! (n/t) by themadkansan2004-06-29 15:23:30
      This from theMADkansan? (n/t) by Evil_Minion2004-06-29 18:22:45
        I'm Mad, not stupid or insane. by themadkansan2004-06-29 18:24:52
      Sure, you're not by AshyRaine2004-06-29 15:27:45
        Oh no. No, no, no. by themadkansan2004-06-29 15:31:34
          *giggles* by AshyRaine2004-06-29 15:35:43
            ...I'm dead serious. by themadkansan2004-06-29 15:41:12
              *ahem* by Bastetsmuse2004-06-29 16:28:48
                Alternatively by Mad_Peter2004-06-29 16:47:38
                  I've always been of the sentiment: by themadkansan2004-06-29 17:35:46
                    "Get out of his way! He might by Mad_Peter2004-06-29 17:40:32
    I suppose by Pic2004-06-29 15:18:45
      yeah...me and my whole family by AshyRaine2004-06-29 15:20:46
        "I'm crazy. It keeps me from going insane." by Pic2004-06-29 15:23:43
          If you mean the fact... by AshyRaine2004-06-29 15:26:25
            That as well by Pic2004-06-29 15:27:59
              *grins* I guess so (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-06-29 15:29:56
  Actually, that's a great idea! by Arcanum2004-06-29 14:56:34
    w-w-wait a minute! by FireballMatt2004-06-29 14:57:41
      Yeah, who needs Florida? (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-29 15:09:43
        It's got Disney World! And they Keys! by Arcanum2004-06-29 15:12:17
          So they keys secede from Florida by oot2004-06-29 20:51:55
            s/they/the (n/t) by oot2004-06-29 20:52:09
          Bah! Go Euro Disney! :D (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-29 15:13:39
      Move? by Arcanum2004-06-29 15:02:03
      "We'll dig a ditch! A ditch of hope! by bugarup2004-06-29 15:01:55
        Too much. by LionsPhil2004-06-29 15:12:49
          Truly, the radio stations are reason enough to get by bugarup2004-06-29 15:25:06
            Don't forget the great 80's music: by retiqlum22004-06-29 17:06:16
  HA! by dire_lobo2004-06-29 14:53:16
    *giggle* (n/t) by oot2004-06-29 20:50:26
  If it's for real, by BloodyViking2004-06-29 14:42:46
    They aren't whackos or nutjobs. by retiqlum22004-06-29 17:07:46
  crap...anyone got a spare bedroom? by FireballMatt2004-06-29 14:41:24
Hangovers cured (or at least helped) by buggedeyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
  dang ... and I missed being in the test group by rottweiler2004-06-29 14:38:24
#!/usr/bin/perl -w by LionsPhil2004-06-29 14:12:19
  Is it just me ... by bugarup2004-06-29 14:25:02
    It's not just you. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-29 14:28:56
  No worky by Pic2004-06-29 14:24:57
    It also has the property of by Graucsh2004-06-29 15:02:30
      Rats rats rats. Preview fails me. by LionsPhil2004-06-29 15:04:35
        ~(---)8> Did somebody order rats? <8(---)~ by bugarup2004-06-29 15:22:45
          ~(: :)> You need to turn them, remember? <(: :)~ by LionsPhil2004-06-29 15:30:14
        Much better by Graucsh2004-06-29 15:05:52
    D'oh! by LionsPhil2004-06-29 14:28:06
Well thats just bad by littleblue2004-06-29 14:07:06
  {{{littleblue & GF}}} (n/t) by Morely2004-06-29 16:52:55
    lay off my GF punk... by littleblue2004-06-30 13:11:42
If PropRep was used in Canada by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 13:57:37
  In Germany, there is a mixed system by monika_krug2004-06-29 18:14:55
  What system is currently used? by monika_krug2004-06-29 16:56:10
    First-past-the-post by Illiad2004-06-29 16:59:53
      winner-takes-all by monika_krug2004-06-29 17:52:36
  Trying to figure out which 4 "others" got seats by techi8702004-06-29 14:00:54
    If you went to the next 'highest' parties... by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 14:05:07
  Somewhere in between would be best, I think. by Illiad2004-06-29 14:00:35
    on the subject of the Bloc... by spiffikins2004-06-29 15:42:03
      A federal party by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 15:59:17
    Interestingly enough... by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 14:06:37
The great X.org conspiracy: by Winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Did you make that? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-29 14:00:53
    It was not "made", this picture is unaltered. by UnFair2004-06-29 14:59:07
      I believe he was referring to the picture caption. by themadkansan2004-06-29 15:28:20
        Uhm, A4 as synonym for a***, yeah, makes sense by UnFair2004-06-29 15:36:20
      Really? Neat. by LionsPhil2004-06-29 15:02:45
Going to bed.. TTYL! (n/t) by romandas2004-06-29 13:23:28
  Keep safe. by retiqlum22004-06-29 17:11:02
  Have a SAFE night (n/t) by EnemyTerritory2004-06-29 13:35:27
    Incidentally, I have an uncle who works in Teheran by Winsmith2004-06-29 13:42:09
I'm surprised this story hasn't made the board yet by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  You know what's surprising? by Matthewdba2004-06-29 15:24:11
  Mixed? by Didactylos2004-06-29 13:31:55
    Yes mixed by buddha2004-06-29 14:36:21
    Mixed in the sense by basher202004-06-29 14:30:21
It fell through by Nightwind2004-06-29 13:07:52
  btw, Thanks by Nightwind2004-06-29 15:41:22
What did the lonely, psychic, male forest guardian by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 13:07:16
  Hehe.. Nice take on the MoTD! by krikkert2004-06-29 14:43:54
  IDGI by Winsmith2004-06-29 13:51:37
    Explained... by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Groan! (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 14:43:01
        Seconded! (n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-29 17:14:05
ATTN: UFie music listeners. by krikkert2004-06-29 12:46:18
  Thanks guys(and Celticess), I found it! :-) (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-29 12:53:07
  It sounds like by Dad2TZK2004-06-29 12:50:09
  Sounds like The Devil Went Down to Jamaica by silvermoon822004-06-29 12:49:35
  The devil went down to jamaca by Celticess2004-06-29 12:49:25
  You still here? by Spud312004-06-29 12:46:44
    *smack* by krikkert2004-06-29 12:47:25
      krikkert by Bastetsmuse2004-06-29 12:48:21
        Sure. by krikkert2004-06-29 12:49:05
          What was that about its own thread? (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 12:50:38
            You have by krikkert2004-06-29 12:53:29
              But other people can smack you here? by Spud312004-06-29 12:58:54
                Nah.. by krikkert2004-06-29 12:59:31
Speaking of the military shortage... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *shudder* by DarthSane2004-06-29 16:12:22
  Jesus tapdancing Christ by Illiad2004-06-29 14:19:13
    You'll still be voting for the same person by DesertRat662004-06-29 14:32:50
      Then perhaps the Repugnicans... by Kickstart2004-06-29 15:10:04
        that's all well and good by DesertRat662004-06-29 16:01:46
        They all do that by hyzenthlay2004-06-29 15:28:50
          I agree by Kickstart2004-06-29 15:40:49
      Is that a true statistic? by vetitice2004-06-29 14:58:24
        No, it isn't. by AyD2004-06-29 18:06:49
  That's BS, I have less than 8 years by Slamlander2004-06-29 13:58:23
    Geez I missed that by DesertRat662004-06-29 14:01:42
      Yes, 25 years ago it was six. by buddha2004-06-29 14:41:12
  Whew.... I'm glad Sieldan has by P.Buttercup2004-06-29 13:56:14
    Nope by DesertRat662004-06-29 14:29:26
      Heard of the Draft? by krikkert2004-06-29 14:35:25
        Nope by DesertRat662004-06-29 14:38:39
          well that's good.... That's one less by P.Buttercup2004-06-29 14:50:22
          Ah, but remember, by krikkert2004-06-29 14:42:05
            Once you have served 8 years by DesertRat662004-06-29 16:04:36
  Oh, boy...Vietnam 2.0 (n/t) by thepb2004-06-29 13:22:59
    Nope Gulf War 2.0 by DesertRat662004-06-29 13:26:21
  Yeah.. this is my biggest worry come February by romandas2004-06-29 13:12:03
    {{{romandas}}} (n/t) by oot2004-06-29 15:22:06
    One thing in your favor by DesertRat662004-06-29 13:25:38
  Oh boy by DesertRat662004-06-29 12:55:10
    I'm well aware. by Ravenlock2004-06-29 12:58:30
      Would be a lot better by DesertRat662004-06-29 13:04:46
        No, it would have been better... by nin_man2004-06-29 13:25:34
Kinda funny thing happened at SO's work by Dad2TZK2004-06-29 12:36:44
  As a cruel twist of faith by littleblue2004-06-29 12:52:35
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
Odd math problem. by silvermoon822004-06-29 12:16:02
  JavaScript gives the correct answer. by Didactylos2004-06-29 12:33:13
    You mean the SQL does. by LionsPhil2004-06-29 14:32:26
  Found the problem. by silvermoon822004-06-29 12:32:46
  float/integer by Langly2004-06-29 12:32:24
  Are you sure that Javascript's Math.log does a by Arcanum2004-06-29 12:26:01
    1143, according to mine. by Michiel_H2004-06-29 12:28:10
  They don't match. by Didactylos2004-06-29 12:23:19
    Nope. by Didactylos2004-06-29 12:25:20
  Any chance the logarithms are different bases? (n/t) by williamashbless2004-06-29 12:17:47
    I hope not. by silvermoon822004-06-29 12:21:43
Kind of annoying... by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 12:03:59
  {{{AG wyvern}}} by j.butterfly2004-06-29 12:17:10
  hmm I thought in those circumstance by Celticess2004-06-29 12:14:22
  {{{AG wyvern}}} by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 12:13:37
Would it be worth if for me to go to Linux Tag? by krisguy2004-06-29 12:02:34
  It was soooo rockage cool! by Winsmith2004-06-29 12:12:46
    Saw the photos..... by krisguy2004-06-29 12:14:56
      Of course b33r. (n/t) by Winsmith2004-06-29 12:16:36
  Most definitly. by krikkert2004-06-29 12:10:17
    You had a "*very* good reason" this year? by UnFair2004-06-29 13:28:04
Star Trek and politics--what a combo! by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
  tease... next time you have a link to by dire_lobo2004-06-29 14:51:00
    Seconded. by retiqlum22004-06-29 17:24:10
    I know all about sex clubs. by toxin2004-06-29 15:09:52
  Old news. Ryan has withdrawn from the race. (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 12:30:56
    Yeah. Over the weekend. by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 12:40:11
  She CRIED? by LionsPhil2004-06-29 12:12:38
    Laughter is? by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 12:19:20
      Why would they not have supermarkets in Paris? (n/t) by monika_krug2004-06-29 17:02:22
        They seem much too blasé for Paris. by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 17:17:31
    Fromw other interviews I've read with her... by abaron2004-06-29 12:19:06
      Another Christian[-esque] hypocrite, eh? by LionsPhil2004-06-29 13:31:04
        only a 107 percent? I actually thought a by dire_lobo2004-06-29 14:46:26
  Is it me or..... by imrambi2004-06-29 11:51:35
    Remember they pick the ugliest pictures. by abaron2004-06-29 12:07:44
      And she's not in full stage makeup. by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 12:14:32
UF-RPG: third last call to sign up. by skippy-ish_guy2006-11-19 12:55:59
Got Milk? by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Men. Always after one thing! by vetitice2004-06-29 13:18:51
  So cute :-) (n/t) by monika_krug2004-06-29 13:05:52
  lol (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 11:42:28
    I agree (n/t) by techi8702004-06-29 11:50:36
Prayers, Bright blessings and sacrificed cattle by tesla_koil2004-06-29 11:37:23
  Need a place to stay? by pk23172004-06-29 15:39:03
  Good for you by DarthSane2004-06-29 11:56:20
Hold me , or I will kill somebody .... by klaranth2004-06-29 11:29:26
  W:ET, kick everyones A4. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-29 17:26:12
  {{{{klaranth}}}} (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-06-29 11:53:57
    Tx, Butterfly .... (n/t) by klaranth2004-06-29 12:16:24
  I think I found a volunteer for your kicking spree by bugarup2004-06-29 11:34:06
President Bush...interviewed by a real journalist by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  disagree by theother2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Retaliation for that interview by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 11:51:33
    Who is Laura? (n/t) by monika_krug2004-06-29 13:06:37
      Dumbya's wife. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 13:09:59
        His wife was going to interview him? by monika_krug2004-06-29 17:03:16
          Laura Bush was scheduled for an exclusive by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 18:03:23
  I saw that interview replayed a few days ago. by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 11:49:07
    I disagree by theother2004-06-29 15:08:13
    NOLA, NOLA NOLA, don't you remember by dire_lobo2004-06-29 14:33:46
    hear! hear! by FireballMatt2004-06-29 11:51:11
      <Taggart>You use your tongue better'n a $20 whore. by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 11:53:55
        <nitpick> s/better'n/purtier'n </nitpick> (n/t) by talon07202004-06-29 12:32:02
          I debated that. Short subject line made my mind up by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 12:34:19
            It's one of my favorite lines. Along with by talon07202004-06-29 12:36:45
              Candygram. Candygram. Candygram for Mongo. (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-06-29 12:54:41
                BWAHA! by Kickstart2004-06-29 13:01:21
              I really love Madeline Kahn's musical number. by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 12:42:07
        Is it twue what they say by FireballMatt2004-06-29 11:58:48
          You forgot your <LillyVonSchtup> tags. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 11:59:40
            oops by FireballMatt2004-06-29 12:01:43
              <taggart>Wire the main office. by talon07202004-06-29 12:34:38
                Taggart? :/ (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-29 12:36:45
  rrrrrrrr. It says it's reached its limit by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 11:45:09
    Seems to be working here, just very slowly. by LionsPhil2004-06-29 13:55:23
  Dang. by aix tom2004-06-29 11:35:20
W:ET Ufies: I figured out what was causing the by techi8702004-06-29 11:25:55
  Noooo! After all the trouble I went through... by williamashbless2004-06-29 11:33:35
Stand by for LinuxTag photos. by Winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I always get 404 error by chaotic2004-06-29 13:26:40
    ok, found the cause by chaotic2004-06-29 13:29:06
  By the way, Illiad, don't look at pic01075 if by Winsmith2004-06-29 12:24:28
  That's the lot of them Folx! (n/t) by Winsmith2004-06-29 12:06:41
  Somehow I expected Aix_tom to look older by DarthSane2004-06-29 11:39:27
    Why, thank you. by aix tom2004-06-29 11:50:38
      Most AIX admins I know are grizzled old by DarthSane2004-06-29 11:54:24
        seconded. I expected you to be Sids age. by retiqlum22004-06-29 17:33:44
        certification ? what's that ? by aix tom2004-06-29 12:00:07
          Certification means I get a grade increase by DarthSane2004-06-29 12:11:41
    It seems I have NO photo that shows her face prope by Winsmith2004-06-29 11:42:04
  Hot wild monkey squeaking! by bugarup2004-06-29 11:31:45
Need some advice by Dad2TZK2004-06-29 11:14:09
  you might want to just leave it alone and move out by theother2004-06-29 12:33:54
  Why do you feel the need to send it by LurkerMo2004-06-29 11:27:31
  The sentiment is fine, but the grammar is awful. by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 11:20:51
    well I'm leaving it the way it is by Dad2TZK2004-06-29 11:32:41
  It sounds good.... by mortaine2004-06-29 11:20:23
Another time-waster by Morely2004-06-29 11:10:07
  Hmm... "Gilmore Girls" + "Queer Eye" by jugulum2004-06-29 14:53:46
  Slayers and Totally Hidden Camera by bugarup2004-06-29 14:47:06
  Wrong. "Eye-ing Jordan" Jill Henessy purrrr (n/t) by toxin2004-06-29 12:47:30
  Here's one by mortaine2004-06-29 12:34:04
  The Bachelor and Fear Factor by basher202004-06-29 11:23:55
  That first one should be "Six Feet Under" instead by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 11:12:39
I found a noncompliance during my audit... by TechisSO2004-06-29 10:32:18
  {{{TechisSO}}} by techi8702004-06-29 11:17:04
    It would make me feel better - can I go too? (n/t) by airborneric2004-06-29 11:22:37
      How long would it take you to get to Calgary? (n/t) by techi8702004-06-29 11:26:21
        Which country? by airborneric2004-06-29 11:30:09
          About three days either way by airborneric2004-06-29 11:32:53
            sorry by the time you get here we will be on by techi8702004-06-29 11:35:37
Dangerous job or not? by oot2004-06-29 10:32:14
  Probably not dangerous by monika_krug2004-06-29 17:20:21
    Makes sense. Thanks. (n/t) by oot2004-06-29 18:52:49
  There probably inmates... by littleblue2004-06-29 12:56:09
    s/there/they're/ :) (n/t) by shorty822004-06-29 13:07:34
  Probably both. by mortaine2004-06-29 12:42:26
  Dad's right by Morely2004-06-29 11:02:18
    Adult male volunteers? by oot2004-06-29 11:08:46
      If you broadcast that statistic... by Naruki2004-06-29 14:47:41
        I never thought of that by oot2004-06-29 15:01:24
        What are you doing here? by LionsPhil2004-06-29 15:01:21
  I would by imrambi2004-06-29 10:47:32
    There's no point in that, but thank you by oot2004-06-29 10:52:10
      There is a point in that. by retiqlum22004-06-29 18:16:27
        *g* by oot2004-06-29 18:50:20
          like you (n/t) by Nightwind2004-06-29 18:56:35
            Unfortunately, no by oot2004-06-29 20:43:54
              that's what i said (n/t) by Nightwind2004-06-30 20:24:18
    Um, blind obedience is stupid at her age. by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 10:51:38
      Agreed. by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 10:54:54
        *shakes head sadly* Can't these types see that by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 10:58:40
          Unfortunately, no, they don't see that they're by talon07202004-06-29 11:05:28
            You sound like you've met him :-P (n/t) by oot2004-06-29 11:09:39
              Have a friend who's father was like that by talon07202004-06-29 13:21:07
              Us older UFies have, 100s of times. by Evil_Minion2004-06-29 11:18:58
                Not necessarily. I know people whose fathers went by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 11:28:17
                  My father fossilized. by Bastetsmuse2004-06-29 12:47:11
                    I won't dance by monika_krug2004-06-29 19:07:22
                    Ouch! by oot2004-06-29 13:57:05
                      I feel the same way by Nightwind2004-06-29 15:26:40
                    Make sure you dance naked at a full moon by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 12:51:02
                      But give us a warning first, by toxin2004-06-29 12:58:38
                        And to set up proper lighting for the cameras. (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-29 13:02:23
                          And set up the streaming MPEG server. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-29 14:06:18
          Agreed. (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 11:01:10
      As a father I agree by airborneric2004-06-29 10:52:32
        *gives dad a high-five* by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 11:09:38
          I have to admit - I have good kids by airborneric2004-06-29 11:27:30
  Depends on the local/state policies and laws. by Arcanum2004-06-29 10:40:59
    No, she should not come into contact by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 10:45:41
    Where do I look for that sort of thing? (n/t) by oot2004-06-29 10:43:14
      Start with the animal control shelter. by Arcanum2004-06-29 10:44:57
        And then contact the sheriff's office by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 10:51:28
          OK, thanks (n/t) by oot2004-06-29 11:05:37
        OK, emailed to ask by oot2004-06-29 10:50:05
          Oh, you also dislike phones? (n/t) by monika_krug2004-06-29 19:01:35
            Hate the things by oot2004-06-29 20:42:50
              Sums it up nicely (n/t) by monika_krug2004-06-30 03:05:59
  Don't assume. Just give them a call. by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 10:38:20
    Thanks. I just emailed them to ask. by oot2004-06-29 10:44:37
      Bah. Telephones are sooo last millenium! :) (n/t) by Arcanum2004-06-29 11:30:00
        So is e-mail. by LionsPhil2004-06-29 14:03:44
  Be safe rather than sorry. I have to side with by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 10:38:13
    OK, emailed to ask (n/t) by oot2004-06-29 10:45:56
    Definately. (n/t) by cmantito2004-06-29 10:39:12
HELP! - Calling all Linux Mages... by Rilos2004-06-29 10:31:15
  Can you give us any error messages? by oot2004-06-29 10:41:30
    error messages by Rilos2004-06-29 10:53:24
      hmmm by Celticess2004-06-29 12:48:30
      That first message by Thurog2004-06-29 12:38:51
      Two suggestions by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
    or even the /etc/X11/XFree86.conf (n/t) by imrambi2004-06-29 10:48:12
      You mean XF68Config ? (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-29 10:50:08
        yea (n/t) by imrambi2004-06-29 10:51:53
Gawd im excited!!! by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 10:24:14
  A *SMACK* for good luck ;) (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-29 10:25:25
  Good luck (n/t) by techi8702004-06-29 10:25:13
Pagan and other USA UFies: July 4th Blessing by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Can you explain what's going on to them? by Spud312004-06-29 10:19:36
    They're truckers. They're not likely to be the by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 10:23:29
      Find the 'strike leader' and talk to that person by Sieldan2004-06-29 10:58:35
      Technically you're not by Geline2004-06-29 10:44:55
        I'll play it by ear. Maybe I'll make PenguinPete by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 10:56:57
          Good idea. by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 11:13:00
      I think you'd be fine... by cmantito2004-06-29 10:42:52
Why should the US increase it's military? by buddha2004-06-29 09:59:08
  Not so much an expansion. by Morely2004-06-29 11:21:32
  Not just increase, transform by DesertRat662004-06-29 11:12:24
    Your ideas on transforming are good by buddha2004-06-29 11:29:40
      Even in Desert Shield/Storm by DesertRat662004-06-29 12:05:39
        I understand that no other country has by buddha2004-06-29 14:16:33
          It would depend greatly by DesertRat662004-06-29 14:36:20
            Don't you think that the US has a decisive edge in by buddha2004-06-29 14:50:32
              No I don't by DesertRat662004-06-29 16:09:48
                Even though our equipment is aging by buddha2004-06-29 16:24:29
    ..."The U.S. needs to field... by Ravenlock2004-06-29 11:27:53
      We weren't ignoring wishes by DesertRat662004-06-29 11:56:29
        We didn't ignore our own greedy desires. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 11:58:00
          which were? by DesertRat662004-06-29 12:00:04
            Don't you remember all the stars the Chickenhawks by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 12:26:11
              The oil may still pay for the war by DesertRat662004-06-29 12:50:49
                You're dreaming. The oil won't pay for the war. by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 12:58:52
                  The reason for the buying of Kevlar vests by DesertRat662004-06-29 13:09:52
                    Didn't both Clinton and Cheney by Mad_Peter2004-06-29 13:59:43
                      Yep by DesertRat662004-06-29 16:13:39
                        I'm not bothered by educational deferment by Mad_Peter2004-06-29 17:38:13
                          The AWOL issue is frequentlly debated here by DesertRat662004-06-29 19:36:43
                    Bill Clinton. Big fricking whoop. by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 13:12:18
                      Interesting by DesertRat662004-06-29 13:30:43
                        Like you don't know anybody with a Master's Degree by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 13:35:50
                          *SIGH* by DesertRat662004-06-29 13:53:03
                            I would like to say that this isn't where I wanted by buddha2004-06-29 14:30:19
                NOLA wasn't addressing them as such. by Ravenlock2004-06-29 12:56:50
    Rather... Not increase, transform. by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 11:21:42
      The military is not sufficiently large by DesertRat662004-06-29 11:33:47
        We've *always* called up reserves by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
          If we're always calling up the reserves by romandas2004-06-29 12:15:47
            Exactly (n/t) by DesertRat662004-06-29 12:16:37
              Or maybe we're misusing our military, eh? (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 12:23:27
                In a traditional sense yes. However, by DesertRat662004-06-29 12:29:26
                  Support vs control is a tricky issue. by Ravenlock2004-06-29 12:34:35
  Inside view... by concolor222004-06-29 10:58:15
    Off-topic.. where are you stationed? I'm a SPC too by romandas2004-06-29 10:59:50
  INcrease?? by Winsmith2004-06-29 10:54:51
    And who does the world call when it gets by airborneric2004-06-29 11:11:03
      Ghostbusters? Or some DNS guru.. by romandas2004-06-29 12:05:06
    'Biggest' doesn't necessarily mean 'sufficient' by romandas2004-06-29 10:56:40
      Cold War thinking. by raptillicus2004-06-29 14:40:26
  My thoughts.. by romandas2004-06-29 10:23:14
    Then do you think the US is not getting by buddha2004-06-29 11:33:03
      Well.. for good or bad.. by romandas2004-06-29 12:03:33
        You could be right. It would be interesting by buddha2004-06-29 14:27:22
  Depends on it's purpose by hyzenthlay2004-06-29 10:17:41
  To fight off the valiant Canadians by watsondog2004-06-29 10:12:11
    Don't forget the Mounties by littleblue2004-06-29 10:15:28
      And Lloyd Robertson as well by watsondog2004-06-29 10:25:17
      The Musical Ride? A secret elaborate code by watsondog2004-06-29 10:19:58
      and hockey sticks (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-06-29 10:17:56
  Well, we need bigger occupation forces by ionFreeman2004-06-29 10:12:03
    Actually by DesertRat662004-06-29 10:30:09
  I thought that was just what imperialists did. by Ravenlock2004-06-29 10:04:59
    silly Ravenlock... by dire_lobo2004-06-29 10:10:30
      *Sigh* I know. Bye everyone. :-p (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-06-29 10:12:52
        The weather's nice this time of year by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 10:18:44
Firefox is being strange by Spudd862004-06-29 09:54:07
  Have you tried by imrambi2004-06-29 09:59:46
Can you disprove any of these so-called facts? by j.butterfly2004-06-29 09:53:07
  aeiou by monika_krug2004-06-29 17:40:30
  6 months at a red light? by Matthewdba2004-06-29 12:57:45
    wow, I wanna live where you are! by niwikki2004-06-29 16:15:28
    well just on my way to work and by P.Buttercup2004-06-29 13:10:29
      It's certainly possible by Matthewdba2004-06-29 13:26:49
  Full Moon by Matthewdba2004-06-29 12:46:05
    Correction... by Matthewdba2004-06-29 13:34:28
  Change for a dollar by Matthewdba2004-06-29 12:25:30
  $5.00 bill - the definitive answer by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Rhymes by hadji2004-06-29 11:28:30
    BTW, in German there is no word that by monika_krug2004-06-29 17:48:38
    Incorrect, hadji. by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I believe I've seen it used before... by Matthewdba2004-06-29 12:29:27
        Aha! Google is our friend. by jugulum2006-11-19 12:55:59
          But the factoid still stands true by BaruMonkey2004-06-29 15:18:36
  Lincoln Memorial - false by Morely2006-11-19 12:55:59
    it's about the $5 bill, not the memorial itself (n/t) by niwikki2004-06-29 12:13:09
  the goldfish one is wrong by FireballMatt2004-06-29 11:09:55
    doh, already been said...didnt read em all, sorry! by FireballMatt2004-06-29 11:17:01
  It isn't that difficult by xcheopis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  How do you "lollipop"? by Yadot2004-06-29 10:46:56
    What don't you believe about it? (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-06-29 12:21:53
  allwords.com supports "dreamt" by farfalla2004-06-29 10:35:00
  Dragonfly is wrong by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Winston Churchill's birthplace link by watsondog2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The world according to ... by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Whereas ... by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
      two differnt dollar coins by Nightwind2004-06-29 15:29:08
  QE2 burns a gallon every 50ft. by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Decapodous & palladous also end in "dous" by Bellator2004-06-29 10:20:08
    "Doubbles"? by wheresthefish2004-06-29 10:22:32
      Hehehe yeah by Bellator2004-06-29 10:26:31
  If we still had a two-dollar bill by watsondog2004-06-29 10:18:52
  Two off hand by DarthSane2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The kneecap misconception comes from by watsondog2004-06-29 10:23:29
      I don't have a Gray's handy anymore by DarthSane2004-06-29 10:43:18
      They are in fact not... by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
        From The Physics Factbook by DarthSane2004-06-29 10:49:07
  The goldfish one is wrong by VCA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You can blink with your eyes open. (n/t) by buddha2004-06-29 10:04:23
    Impossible (n/t) by Helgon2004-06-29 10:18:33
      Yea, your eyes will pop out! Ah no by buddha2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I still refuse to belive that you can blink with by Helgon2004-06-29 16:13:31
          Just because you refuse to believe it by buddha2004-06-29 16:35:13
            I know by astro-g2004-06-29 16:45:24
              Ok, now I see. Density is running pretty high by buddha2004-06-29 17:13:12
                Now I'm afraid to reread my other posts. by buddha2004-06-29 17:15:11
  I think the scissors one is wrong: by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The definition of "jiffy" is incomplete: by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Another by imrambi2004-06-29 09:58:51
  I belive the following are wrong... by littleblue2004-06-29 09:58:44
    I believe the domesticated animals thing by romandas2004-06-29 10:47:12
      Wikipedia to the rescue! by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Thanks :) by romandas2004-06-29 11:05:00
      Hard to say, we've been killing of whole species by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 10:53:15
        Well.. we haven't made a habit of killing off by romandas2004-06-29 10:54:20
          That hamburger used to be a domesticated cow. by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 11:00:52
            That's not killing off the species.. by romandas2004-06-29 11:04:19
            We're killing off cattle as a species? Really? by Arcanum2004-06-29 11:03:14
              My bad. We're not killing them off so much as by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 11:05:59
    That's right, eh. by aix tom2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Not yet it isn't... (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-29 10:15:05
        Turns up the volume ..... by aix tom2004-06-29 10:34:47
    The skunk by imrambi2004-06-29 10:05:24
      Ferrets by DarthSane2004-06-29 10:09:34
Ooooh, GURPS 4th Ed. Deluxe! by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Holey (char) sheet! by bugarup2004-06-29 11:51:13
    No! Don't feed the evil person! by williamashbless2004-06-29 11:52:37
  Sigh, you evil evil person. by williamashbless2004-06-29 11:02:50
    *cackles gleefully* by Arcanum2004-06-29 11:04:40
      This _might_ call for a UFie GURPS game though... by williamashbless2004-06-29 11:08:21
UF MotD by krikkert2004-06-29 09:41:56
  Mission Accomplished! by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Too easy! by amanita2004-06-29 13:01:29
  I surprised a close friend last weekend.. by ubergeek22004-06-29 10:33:29
  Are translations allowed ? by Cokish2004-06-29 09:54:48
    You don't have to say 'sentient' by krikkert2004-06-29 09:57:15
      Jawohl by Cokish2004-06-29 11:08:39
  That should be easy enough by AshyRaine2004-06-29 09:49:28
    Hey AshyRaine! by Spud312004-06-29 09:54:36
      Well since I took the congestion meds by AshyRaine2004-06-29 10:00:47
        Feelin' better yet? (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 10:10:05
          aside from being loopy, yes by AshyRaine2004-06-29 10:14:47
      I'm NOT going to comment.... (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-29 09:55:29
        Good. by Spud312004-06-29 09:58:13
          *peeks down from by krikkert2004-06-29 10:00:04
            *cuts krikkert's legs off* (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 10:09:01
              *applauds Spud31* (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-06-29 10:09:55
                Thank you, thank you!!! (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 10:10:28
                  Hm, odd, I'm still taller than both of you. (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-29 10:12:34
                    *cuts krikkerts head off* (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 10:14:28
                      *regenerates* by krikkert2004-06-29 10:16:38
                        That figures. ;-P (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 10:18:26
                          Whaat? by krikkert2004-06-29 10:21:18
                            Actually, I just thought you looked like one. by Spud312004-06-29 10:40:15
                              *smacks the Spud* by krikkert2004-06-29 10:41:49
                                I'm telling jerseygirl!! by Spud312004-06-29 10:44:10
                                She's okay with it. (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-29 10:48:48
                                Wonderful. by Spud312004-06-29 10:58:40
                                *slaps* by krikkert2004-06-29 11:07:02
                                Thanks! by Spud312004-06-29 11:09:15
                                ... by krikkert2004-06-29 11:13:54
                                You're basing this on? (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 12:52:15
                                Your nickname. by krikkert2004-06-29 12:59:02
                                My LJ pic? by Spud312004-06-29 13:49:10
            freakin' tall people...scary by AshyRaine2004-06-29 10:02:16
  I called a friend by Kickstart2004-06-29 09:46:39
    I guess he succeeded in the mission instead :-) by wheresthefish2004-06-29 09:50:35
  Oh yeah. I took a piece of cake to my friend. by Spud312004-06-29 09:44:03
    Good Spud! *pets* (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-29 09:45:13
      Thanks. He liked the cake. by Spud312004-06-29 09:53:45
        *jealous* (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-29 09:54:29
OMG Commondore finally has a site by littleblue2006-11-19 12:55:59
Spud's Word of the Day (SWOD): Nerdtastic by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
  Similarly: geekilicious (desirable to geeks) (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 09:39:41
Hard Drive Questions by schwing12006-11-19 12:55:59
  XP most certainly WILL recognize 160GB drives. by kahuana2004-06-29 09:35:34
    Servie pack? by gamble6x2004-06-29 10:35:01
      I don't by schwing12004-06-29 11:07:44
  Pardon my question.. but why do you believe WinXP by romandas2004-06-29 09:33:38
    The "Requirements" by schwing12004-06-29 09:36:31
      IIRC, by krikkert2004-06-29 09:54:11
        Good Point. by schwing12004-06-29 10:17:16
      SP1 comes down as a Critical Update. (n/t) by kahuana2004-06-29 09:38:31
  XP & Big Drives by tms17912004-06-29 09:33:25
Network commands by littleblue2004-06-29 09:24:15
  Here's a couple more.. by romandas2004-06-29 09:39:40
  Far out! by silvermoon822004-06-29 09:27:29
    Wait... by littleblue2004-06-29 09:29:13
      anyone know where I can get by Spudd862004-06-29 09:50:40
        MinGW / msys. by silvermoon822006-11-19 12:55:59
        You can try here.. by romandas2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Doesn't work in DOS mode. by silvermoon822006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yes. by aix tom2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Cool by littleblue2004-06-29 09:35:44
          its takes forever to do the download in the setup (n/t) by littleblue2004-06-29 10:00:16
  CORRECTION: I hit the wrong button by littleblue2004-06-29 09:26:59
    You'll need to use something to parse the output. by silvermoon822004-06-29 09:30:11
      /me doesn't know perl.. by littleblue2004-06-29 09:31:32
        Hmmmmm.... by aix tom2004-06-29 09:41:19
          ok never used perl before.... by littleblue2004-06-29 09:49:02
            You need perl installed on your machine. by silvermoon822006-11-19 12:55:59
NEW TOOL:Try the UF RSS Feed ! by duesentrieb2006-11-19 12:55:59
Not nice! by j.butterfly2004-06-29 09:04:00
  We received telephone spam yesterday by watsondog2004-06-29 10:39:24
  Probably those darned Harper supporters ;-) by kahuana2004-06-29 09:10:30
    I heard about it on CBC by MikeCDN2004-06-29 09:16:12
      Bless the CBC. Our taxes at work. (n/t) by farfalla2004-06-29 09:19:41
    no, I didn't. (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-06-29 09:12:30
Gmail invite trading by gmail2006-11-19 12:55:59
long time for xp to log on to domain... by out2lunch2004-06-29 08:37:38
  DNS is very important to AD by altordwm2004-06-29 08:39:22
    event log is full of dns errors... by out2lunch2004-06-29 08:53:40
      Just a hunch... by lonegunman2004-06-29 11:07:43
    dns is running but... by out2lunch2004-06-29 08:50:07
The nUFie Cluebat by duesentrieb2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I have a couple of questions by oldschool_coder2004-06-29 09:31:39
    Pants is an English thing, not a UFie thing. by BloodyViking2004-06-29 10:57:00
      I OBJECT! (n/t) by PAnts2004-06-30 05:11:53
      That was my best guess too. (n/t) by oldschool_coder2004-06-29 11:58:19
    A cluebat is a type of ... by nix2006-11-19 12:55:59
      and in that entry by psychoi3oy2004-06-29 09:45:47
        My interpretation was correct. Thanks. (n/t) by oldschool_coder2004-06-29 09:57:21
          oh, you're a little over-cautious. by duesentrieb2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Thanks, by oldschool_coder2004-06-29 12:01:49
  One idea. by AndyA2004-06-29 08:40:14
    Like READ THIS! by duesentrieb2004-06-29 08:54:47
      Or Newbies / Lurkers start here. by AndyA2004-06-29 08:57:36
        Or that you're getting ready to beat the newcomers by Amander2004-06-29 09:17:33
          heh, yea, one can read this to sound nasty... by duesentrieb2004-06-29 10:03:16
        >>>>> Newbies / Lurkers: come here! <<<<< by duesentrieb2004-06-29 09:15:22
          Get DragonLady to add it to her Lurker/Newbie by Spud312004-06-29 09:17:36
            And maybe the Lurker/Newbie thread could be by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 09:19:20
              Yep. by Spud312004-06-29 09:21:50
                when i saw the thread by DreagonLady by duesentrieb2004-06-29 10:05:34
Which way should I write this... by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 08:26:46
  first one... I just think it sounds better) by dire_lobo2004-06-29 08:28:53
    Agreed, that's how I think of it. by plblark2004-06-29 08:31:05
      Every manual I've read by krisguy2004-06-29 08:33:32
        That's what I figured by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 08:38:36
Thank you all who didn't vote conservative! by MikeCDN2004-06-29 08:26:17
  This outcome was about the best I could hope for. by LurkerMo2004-06-29 08:46:06
  Actually the Liberal/NDP only hold 50% They need 1 by techi8702004-06-29 08:41:51
    Maybe if they buy Chuck Cadman flowers by farfalla2004-06-29 09:21:19
      'Independent' is an arbitrary term... by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 09:26:14
        There's a flaw in that logic too. by kahuana2004-06-29 09:31:53
          That's the whole point.... by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 10:34:00
          McG's budget was more like a surprise party :) (n/t) by farfalla2004-06-29 09:33:29
            I was alluding to a rumour that the Dalton gang by kahuana2004-06-29 09:37:07
              Really? Ick. (n/t) by farfalla2004-06-29 10:37:19
        They're hardly in a position to refuse him by farfalla2004-06-29 09:31:52
    Could make an "AKA" the Speaker. by kahuana2004-06-29 09:08:15
      Interesting if the liberals make one of their own by techi8702004-06-29 10:24:01
  Greens got 4%, enough to easily qualify by toxin2004-06-29 08:32:19
    I'm glad to see that it will shake up the bigger by Celticess2004-06-29 12:32:26
    In my riding by Kickstart2004-06-29 08:41:11
      The Greens got 7.63% here by nix2004-06-29 09:28:26
    Yep 4.3%, I'm happy to see it by MikeCDN2004-06-29 08:36:14
Attn: littleblue/gwbush/dosman by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 08:07:03
  One side note thou... by littleblue2004-06-29 08:15:01
    Use the five minute rule... by dire_lobo2004-06-29 08:27:21
      So.. by romandas2004-06-29 09:31:19
        It's 5-minute funny to me by plblark2004-06-29 09:42:59
    I recommend a five minute rule. by toxin2004-06-29 08:24:43
      That's an excellent idea, and by Matthewdba2004-06-29 08:35:47
        I assume that last part was for littleblue and not by Spud312004-06-29 08:47:34
          Even Toxin can apply it to remain an important by romandas2004-06-29 09:27:21
      Arrrgh! by dire_lobo2004-06-29 08:30:49
        so Pirate his message and take it to Cuba (n/t) by plblark2004-06-29 08:31:58
          Are those pirates left over from yesterday? (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 08:33:14
            If so, I want some of the gold! by Matthewdba2004-06-29 08:36:51
            We've got Pirates down here, maties! by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 08:36:42
              My daughter loves pirates. (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 08:56:03
              I hope they're careful. by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 08:40:07
      Good point. _I_ shoudl do this when I find myself by plblark2004-06-29 08:29:30
        now Naruki's Curse will follow me all day (n/t) by plblark2004-06-29 08:31:28
    Invoke(Naruki's Curse) by plblark2004-06-29 08:22:25
  Glad I didn't write my message, yours is much by Adiplomat2004-06-29 08:14:17
  Well said by plblark2004-06-29 08:10:40
    Seconded. (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 08:12:40
  *takes hint (n/t) by littleblue2004-06-29 08:09:44
ATTN: ILLIAD, YOHIMBE, UF ADMINS... by Adiplomat2004-06-29 08:07:01
  I've had 'connection refused' messages all morning by silvermoon822004-06-29 08:24:56
  I haven't had any issue (n/t) by imrambi2004-06-29 08:07:54
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-06-29 08:05:10
  Atari parts by littleblue2004-06-29 08:20:52
    check newsgroup: PDX.FORSALE by Morely2004-06-29 11:04:45
  Laser printers by imrambi2004-06-29 08:12:49
    I just sent you mail by Tully_marrs2004-06-29 12:38:02
JobCenter Daily reminder post! by Adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
attn: Swedish UFies, regarding UFie meet? by Scirocco2004-06-29 07:59:46
  Somewhere in Malmo perhaps? by ts0032004-06-29 13:33:58
    Heck, I might show up then. by bugarup2004-06-29 15:39:03
  attn: German, Norweigan and Danish UFies too! :) by Scirocco2004-06-29 08:00:29
    Sweden! by Winsmith2004-06-29 08:52:38
      Well, if enough people from far away would by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'd love it by chrisP2004-06-29 08:22:56
Wave goodbye to Atkins by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Did you read actually read the article? by xcheopis2004-06-29 09:45:25
  All the more reason to stay on Atkins by crash_2004-06-29 09:22:29
    hmm how come you don't get by Celticess2004-06-29 12:37:24
    If you're 100% sure you don't want kids, by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 09:26:29
      No doctor will even consider it at my age by crash_2004-06-29 14:24:04
      i've thought about that by psychoi3oy2004-06-29 09:50:01
        I saved up for about a year before I could afford by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 09:55:04
      ive wanted to have your procedure... by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 09:30:30
        Bovine residue. If you're still in New Jersey, by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 09:42:31
    same here, don't want any PsychoI3abies!! (n/t) by psychoi3oy2004-06-29 09:24:20
    Don't blame you by MikeCDN2004-06-29 09:24:20
      *snerk* Did we all think that? >:-) (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 09:26:11
  Less fertility by monika_krug2006-11-19 12:55:59
  im sooo sick of hearing about these "fad" diets by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 09:05:05
    That's odd by crash_2004-06-29 09:20:13
      i eat whatever i want....but ill admit... by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 09:26:55
        Told by whom? by xcheopis2004-06-29 09:52:11
          I agree with you there by crash_2004-06-29 14:28:14
            I've finally resorted to by xcheopis2004-06-29 18:07:47
      *Me wants cheeseburger now. Must stop at Rally's by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 09:21:53
    Cheeseburgers? Plural? by nin_man2004-06-29 09:10:44
      yeah im eating 2 cheeseburgers (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 09:13:09
  Is it a problem? by scissors2004-06-29 08:12:03
  If you want to have a baby by airborneric2004-06-29 08:04:17
  Yeah, right. by Spud312004-06-29 08:03:18
    Not the same ketosis by snowblind2004-06-29 08:17:46
      Ketotic diets are sometimes recommended by Matthewdba2004-06-29 08:43:27
        Epilepsy by monika_krug2004-06-29 08:53:30
          Interesting. by Spud312004-06-29 08:55:28
      The issue I have w/the whole Atkins thing by Spud312004-06-29 08:31:47
        You are pointing by snowblind2004-06-29 11:38:09
          OK, true. by Spud312004-06-29 12:35:42
          I don't believe Atkins by monika_krug2004-06-29 12:00:03
            Heh. I don't believe Atkins is concerned by amanita2004-06-29 13:09:28
    yep by plblark2004-06-29 08:06:53
  i know for my wife by psychoi3oy2004-06-29 08:02:44
  and an odd side note by plblark2004-06-29 07:55:59
    The Atkins Contracteptive lifestyle by plblark2004-06-29 07:58:58
      Isn't that the whole point of the Atkins diet? by Arcanum2004-06-29 08:03:14
        true that. by plblark2004-06-29 08:08:49
          for as long as ive known...theres always by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 09:17:57
Stumbling along by BuggedEyes2004-06-29 07:47:35
  Don't forget the muscle aches by mortaine2004-06-29 12:53:22
  {{{BuggedEyes}}} by chrisP2004-06-29 08:28:31
  Thank you UFies... by BuggedEyes2004-06-29 08:23:58
  you have my sympathies by plblark2004-06-29 08:16:11
  I've given up my Dr. Pepper (mostly) cause of my by Spud312004-06-29 08:05:51
  Ok who puts what in there coffee by littleblue2004-06-29 07:59:07
    black with ice by psychoi3oy2004-06-29 08:06:31
    It's very insensitive to ask that by Spud312004-06-29 08:04:52
      yes i suppose you'r right... (n/t) by littleblue2004-06-29 08:11:54
        Thanks, but I don't mind. by BuggedEyes2004-06-29 08:16:04
          Ok, vicariously it is then by plblark2004-06-29 08:27:38
            Hey! I want a Dr. Pepper, then! (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 08:34:07
            OMG that sounds so good! Thanks! 8) (n/t) by BuggedEyes2004-06-29 08:29:35
  {{{{BuggedEyes}}}} by imrambi2004-06-29 07:55:38
  holy carp by psychoi3oy2004-06-29 07:55:06
    222's Work good for headaches... by Rattler2004-06-29 09:19:49
    They can pry you coffee from your cold dead hands? (n/t) by techi8702004-06-29 07:58:51
      does your coffee ever get cold enough for your by plblark2004-06-29 07:59:53
        i actually add ice by psychoi3oy2004-06-29 08:03:51
          I do it so I don't burn my mouth (n/t) by airborneric2004-06-29 08:06:08
            Point taken by plblark2004-06-29 08:11:55
  Good luck! I had to deal with that a few years ago by Adiplomat2004-06-29 07:54:10
  Right now I have too much blood in by airborneric2004-06-29 07:52:01
  hehe BuggedEyes takes on a whole new meaning (n/t) by FireballMatt2004-06-29 07:48:53
    oh yeah, good luck with that and all by FireballMatt2004-06-29 07:49:12
Hmm little question by Spudd862004-06-29 07:46:16
  beta testing by imrambi2004-06-29 07:58:37
This may sound odd but by littleblue2004-06-29 07:43:21
  so if it sounds odd by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What's that by Spudd862004-06-29 07:52:20
    Its a compiler for basic (n/t) by littleblue2004-06-29 07:54:29
Post your Text Messaging times! by glitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  About 15 seconds... by PAnts2004-06-29 15:29:14
  This is about the only time I'll ever say this... by purplepineapple2004-06-29 07:56:25
  220 seconds(n/t) by Helgon2004-06-29 07:42:52
  Can I add all the odd words to the dictionary by Scirocco2004-06-29 07:42:29
    "Competitors are not allowed to use spelling aids by Helgon2004-06-29 07:43:43
      how about mail2sms ? by Cokish2004-06-29 07:47:01
      Oh, so it's "the old version" of SMS that it's by Scirocco2004-06-29 07:45:48
  78 seconds here (n/t) by glitch2004-06-29 07:35:37
P4 question. by concolor222004-06-29 07:29:53
  Maybe? by Arcanum2004-06-29 07:51:42
  You may need by imrambi2004-06-29 07:31:50
The greatness of the "puppy" by Merlin2004-06-29 07:26:43
  Taking a picture of a black dog by watsondog2004-06-29 10:11:17
  what did you name her by littleblue2004-06-29 07:28:58
    puppy.name == "Snowball" by Merlin2004-06-29 07:51:16
    and what happens by dennismv2004-06-29 07:49:51
      She's pretty much full grown since she's 2. by Merlin2004-06-29 07:52:19
    Haven't yet by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
      Xavier (n/t) by littleblue2004-06-29 07:40:45
      Call it Brain. by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 07:39:28
      Name it Dust Puppy by littleblue2004-06-29 07:36:25
      Ugh need coffee! (n/t) by DesertRat662004-06-29 07:35:13
Remember the Iraq uranium "purchase" from Niger? by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  More rumors and innuendos, no solid facts. by buddha2004-06-29 09:42:38
    I bet you liked the movie this weekend too by DesertRat662004-06-29 10:44:26
    Saddam & Co. were _very_ bad people. by kahuana2004-06-29 09:50:42
      Actually as potential allies by DesertRat662004-06-29 10:41:22
        Very odd response, that... by GigiNYC2004-06-29 13:27:41
          I think you missed my point by DesertRat662004-06-29 13:59:32
  Let's talk about those movie numbers. ;-) by Ravenlock2004-06-29 09:04:56
    It's a common tactic... by Illiad2004-06-29 09:07:34
      The funny thing, as you alluded to... by Ravenlock2004-06-29 09:13:01
  Still beating a dead horse, I see? by LurkerMo2004-06-29 08:42:27
    From what I've been able to gather... by Illiad2004-06-29 08:56:22
      Hmmm... by GigiNYC2004-06-29 17:06:55
        well said! by zelda2004-06-29 19:44:53
  Niger or Nigeria? by wheresthefish2004-06-29 07:50:52
    What about.... by littleblue2004-06-29 08:03:44
      More like Nigerian 404 scam by scarabus2004-06-29 08:32:04
      What about it? by wheresthefish2004-06-29 08:07:44
  My caravans are just starting to carry oil, by romandas2004-06-29 07:44:20
  Would you care to explain how the "scam" by Adiplomat2004-06-29 07:42:19
    Well knowing what it will take to satisfy by DesertRat662004-06-29 08:18:23
      Even if a warehouse full of nukes is found, by wheresthefish2004-06-29 08:36:25
      Actually, warehouse after warehouse of WMD by aix tom2004-06-29 08:33:51
        "Fair and balanced documentary" </Fox> (n/t) by LurkerMo2004-06-29 08:50:39
        If it's a single one you want by DesertRat662004-06-29 08:46:43
          You mean the decayed remnants of VX? by kelli2172004-06-29 09:00:38
            None the less by DesertRat662004-06-29 09:24:23
              Out of a total stockpile of how many? by wheresthefish2004-06-29 09:32:44
                70 Artlillery shells by DesertRat662004-06-29 10:37:38
                  Guys are always bragging about how much they have. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 10:48:36
      Every day I wonder by scarabus2004-06-29 08:30:40
        Technicly the US was already at war with Iraq by Spudd862004-06-29 08:45:27
      And the only thing that satisfies people like by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 08:30:16
        Telll you what by DesertRat662004-06-29 08:44:30
          You must be insane to think they trucked all by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 09:05:09
            No by DesertRat662004-06-29 09:20:46
              why do I see by gibuu2004-06-29 09:23:50
                More is missing by DesertRat662004-06-29 09:25:24
                  i dont recall hearing about Iraq plans by gibuu2004-06-29 09:27:56
                    Yes you did by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                      The date on that is 2004. That story didn't come by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 11:09:36
                        The date on the story may be 2004 by DesertRat662004-06-29 11:20:07
                          i vaguely remember when you first by gibuu2004-06-29 15:08:31
                            I wasn't trying to link Iraq to 9/11 with that by DesertRat662004-06-29 16:17:58
        The point was they thought they had a good reason by Spudd862004-06-29 08:43:27
Does anyone have any experience with by nin_man2004-06-29 07:24:24
Degauss time.... by littleblue2004-06-29 07:19:58
  Done! (n/t) by delltech2004-06-29 07:31:20
  When are you getting kicked out again? (n/t) by Myke2004-06-29 07:29:36
    I dont know by littleblue2004-06-29 07:33:12
      so your computer goes here by itself? by plblark2004-06-29 07:40:25
  my clock seems to be off.... by littleblue2004-06-29 07:20:46
Gmail v. Hotmail by hammychang2004-06-29 07:07:19
  Not bribed, suckered. by talon07202004-06-30 10:11:38
  GMail's interface >> Hotmail's interface. by Ravenlock2004-06-29 08:21:50
    It's a concensus by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 08:56:42
      I rememember the a time... by darkphoenix2004-06-29 09:00:47
  It's really not the amount of gigs you get... by Michiel_H2004-06-29 07:11:16
    I agree by JohnLynch2004-06-29 07:37:08
    My reason I like gmail over hotmail by imrambi2004-06-29 07:21:13
      I feel the sae way (n/t) by Spudd862004-06-29 07:32:17
    Its how you use them (n/t) by littleblue2004-06-29 07:15:04
    I have some users where I work by airborneric2004-06-29 07:13:45
      around here that can be a necessity. by JustnCase2004-06-29 07:27:52
        I am pretty sure that is why they do it by airborneric2004-06-29 07:41:14
          That is why they are cutting us back to 100 MB by JustnCase2004-06-29 07:46:24
uuhhhmm. Cluttersquad ? by Cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  More clutter neaded in the above diary by Cokish2004-06-29 07:26:15
    mission accomplished (n/t) by duesentrieb2004-06-29 08:12:13
Okay new inspiration needed by Spisefisken2004-06-29 07:01:44
  because i haven't seen it yet by psychoi3oy2004-06-29 08:33:31
    I have Evanescence by Spisefisken2004-06-29 13:36:38
  Korn. by Spud312004-06-29 08:10:37
    Only their first album. by nin_man2004-06-29 08:51:25
      Blind's still my favorite. by Spud312004-06-29 09:24:24
  A few: by Myke2004-06-29 07:36:21
    Thanks by Spisefisken2004-06-29 07:47:55
      You should come into #SPORKS by Myke2004-06-29 12:45:26
    I have. by nin_man2004-06-29 07:41:02
      Don't judge a band by an overplayed single. by Myke2004-06-29 07:42:01
  *puts S.C.I.E.N.C.E. in the player..continues w**k (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 07:36:14
    She blinded me with... by kelli2172004-06-29 09:02:01
      Call that obscure? by bugarup2004-06-29 13:43:40
  Not exactly in the genre by FireballMatt2004-06-29 07:33:28
    I've tried those by Spisefisken2004-06-29 07:34:55
  Toolbox Classics by Woody Philips! by JustnCase2004-06-29 07:30:49
  Incubus isnt on there??? wha wha wha what? (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 07:19:55
    Forgot about those by Spisefisken2004-06-29 07:23:50
      Korn and Disturbed are both on my mp3 list (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 07:30:06
        I heard a couple of their songs by Spisefisken2004-06-29 07:31:44
    Incubus? by nin_man2004-06-29 07:21:44
      dont get me wrong..i looove rock... by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 07:28:49
      Good thing I am older then. :-) by Spisefisken2004-06-29 07:25:13
        took a look at your diary, your 2 years older! by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 07:43:28
          Yeah I am only 24 and some months by Spisefisken2004-06-29 07:51:43
        yes...older is better (in some circumstances) (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 07:31:49
  I only see two good bands in THAT list. by nin_man2004-06-29 07:06:54
    Which two if you don't mind me prying by Spisefisken2004-06-29 07:10:30
      Live and Garbage. by nin_man2004-06-29 07:20:16
        hehe exactly! (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 07:21:31
I want ... by dennismv2004-06-29 06:50:56
  I want by MarcVasquez.com2004-06-29 13:09:28
  Special K with chocolate milk... by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 08:53:27
  Try the Spongebob stuff. by Spud312004-06-29 08:14:42
    Look at that. ^ A migratory apostrophy. by Spud312004-06-29 08:15:34
  How does it feel to want? by NavyJoe2004-06-29 07:46:17
    well by dennismv2004-06-29 07:51:33
  well i want a by littleblue2004-06-29 07:17:28
    well by dennismv2004-06-29 07:50:23
  I want.... by saminz2004-06-29 06:59:03
  Total with a lot of sugar on it. by airborneric2004-06-29 06:55:33
    dude ! by dennismv2004-06-29 07:04:11
      sweat cardboard..... ick.... by dailator2004-06-29 07:56:56
  I want my MTV! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 06:54:41
    i want my MTV2...at least they play "good" music (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 07:22:40
      Yeah, MTV is in Dire Straits for music. by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 07:31:24
        did you know that Sting sings the backup vocals? (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 07:33:11
          Yep. The '80s were my college days. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 07:34:39
            Which century ? by Cokish2004-06-29 07:42:17
              Why the 1680s of course. That's when those awful by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 07:52:34
Satanic appliance update ... by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I wonder what the guy downstairs is up to... by Bellator2004-06-29 08:33:49
  haha i liked Fire Breathing Buses Threaten London (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 06:37:45
New Orleans area UFies: Come geek with me by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 06:28:13
  I would enjoy GeekFesting with the gang at NOLA's by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sounds like fun! :) I wish we could come. (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-06-29 09:06:56
Argh! Nethack! by cmantito2004-06-29 06:27:49
look at the 1st panel of today's cartoon... by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 06:13:45
  Lloyd Robertson by watsondog2004-06-29 10:59:09
  Looks like George Will to me (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-06-29 06:21:35
    who? (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 06:32:14
Datyon area UFies, I need help by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
CSS Help please by waveydavey2004-06-29 06:05:54
  Missile launch on W3C HQ ... 3 ... 2 ... 1... by Slamlander2004-06-29 06:09:38
    Damn. Abort Abort Abort. by waveydavey2004-06-29 06:14:10
      You just reminded me of Claw from Inspector Gadget by Spudd862004-06-29 07:42:15
      Damn! I soooo wanted to nuke 'em! by Slamlander2004-06-29 06:45:03
        Wuss! Wuss! by LionsPhil2004-06-29 14:23:00
        There are tools you know... by Bellator2004-06-29 08:18:32
      As far as I know... by Didactylos2004-06-29 06:30:52
  you can externally link to more than 1 (n/t) by saoi2004-06-29 06:07:56
    Indeed. by Didactylos2004-06-29 06:14:28
To: The land of Oz! by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh Dear, I remember that one (n/t) by dazlord2004-06-29 07:01:58
  Funny man! by DragonLady2004-06-29 06:30:19
    telestra never heard of multi-homing by Slamlander2004-06-29 06:40:04
Bagdad area Ufies by littleblue2004-06-29 05:49:16
  Let's have the next UFie meet on Mars. by mwq2004-06-29 06:42:49
    At least he didn't say Uranus... (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 08:34:57
      Ha! I'd just finished my coffee. by thewrongcrowd2004-06-29 08:50:14
        I meant the PLANET. SERIOUSLY. by mwq2004-06-29 20:50:34
        Dangit! One more monitor/keyboard survives! (n/t) by Spud312004-06-29 09:33:10
    Just cos that's where women come from by treehugger2004-06-29 06:47:17
      HA: s/there/their by Cokish2004-06-29 07:31:14
        I did notice, by treehugger2004-06-29 08:12:41
      Women? Nah, I didn't mean THAT Venus ;) (n/t) by mwq2004-06-29 06:50:19
        You obviously never read the book by Cokish2004-06-29 06:58:11
  a little more maturity would go a long way by DragonLady2004-06-29 06:32:24
  Not amusing (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-06-29 06:30:18
    yah its geting kinda old... by littleblue2004-06-29 06:32:35
  Oh, how funny... by diGriz2004-06-29 06:18:08
    sorry... (n/t) by littleblue2004-06-29 06:29:51
  and by "bagdad" I mean "Baghdad" (n/t) by littleblue2004-06-29 05:52:31
Place your bet on who the Half Blood Prince is by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Harry himself? by saoi2004-07-01 04:06:57
  I think by mirage2004-06-29 08:12:56
  Cornelius Fudge by AG_wyvern2004-06-29 07:15:37
  Its me by airborneric2004-06-29 07:03:04
  Oh, wow... by GigiNYC2004-06-29 07:01:33
    that was one of my 2 guesses. by P.Buttercup2004-06-29 07:36:25
      It looked to me like by Michiel_H2004-06-29 07:38:21
        thats what I thought by P.Buttercup2004-06-29 07:54:44
          I hope he does. by Michiel_H2004-06-29 08:06:04
            It would be just like JKR to bring him back by plblark2004-06-29 08:14:03
              Um... by GigiNYC2004-06-29 08:33:39
  well we know it's not by P.Buttercup2004-06-29 06:33:14
    Narcissa Black Malfoy... by GigiNYC2004-06-29 07:10:26
      He's dead, though. by Michiel_H2004-06-29 07:14:01
        JKR's a bit of a tricky one, remember... by GigiNYC2004-06-29 08:42:05
          She did by mirage2004-06-29 08:51:31
          I think Sirius said by Michiel_H2004-06-29 08:49:19
            Possible... by GigiNYC2004-06-29 11:11:21
        He's gone, maybe not dead by sysangel2004-06-29 08:35:26
    it's Hagrid IMnsHO by plblark2004-06-29 06:53:48
    She could have a sex change by treehugger2004-06-29 06:36:24
      Wonder what the spell would be for THAT. by nin_man2004-06-29 06:48:47
        Not so difficult. Use a polyjuice potion. (n/t) by Michiel_H2004-06-29 06:52:51
          Or "Phallus Accide" by nin_man2004-06-29 06:56:05
            Hm.. Don't remember that one. (n/t) by Michiel_H2004-06-29 06:58:25
        Grow a new one? (n/t) by treehugger2004-06-29 06:49:22
      True I forgot that by P.Buttercup2004-06-29 06:47:01
        How bout you come get them? :) by Sieldan2004-06-29 08:33:57
          hmmm... I don't know, I always by P.Buttercup2004-06-29 08:51:38
      She's a full-blood dentist. ;) (n/t) by Michiel_H2004-06-29 06:37:15
    There are, however, by Michiel_H2004-06-29 06:35:57
  or maybe its a totally new character :P (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 06:10:23
  I was thinking 'Neville Longbottom', but by Michiel_H2004-06-29 05:59:44
    Who's to say Draco isn't half muggle? by crash_2004-06-29 06:45:43
      That'd explain why he makes such a deal about by Spud312004-06-29 08:22:03
    I'm hoping it's Draco by merryj2004-06-29 06:22:54
    isn't Hagrid half giant? (n/t) by saoi2004-06-29 06:10:31
      Like Thurog said, by Michiel_H2004-06-29 06:15:24
    I would not be at all surprised by Thurog2004-06-29 06:03:39
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wow, somebody actually visited me? by crash_2004-06-29 05:42:00
It's audit day! Yay! by TechisSO2004-06-29 04:57:29
  Opening Meeting - Complete! by TechisSO2004-06-29 07:22:46
  ISO 9000? by Slamlander2004-06-29 05:28:04
    Weee! ISO 9001! by TechisSO2004-06-29 05:43:40
  Tell him to clean your office then :) (n/t) by techi8702004-06-29 04:58:50
    Hmmm.... by TechisSO2004-06-29 05:03:48
Mozilla Firefox 0.9.1 *final* is out! by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'll keep 0.9 for a while by scissors2004-06-29 06:39:53
  Like it so far. by Ravenlock2004-06-29 06:21:12
  Bug! by papaloco2004-06-29 06:16:27
  Ahh geez, I JUST did a 0.9 reinstall yesterday. by Ravenlock2004-06-29 05:57:10
    Me too. </AOL> (n/t) by talon07202004-06-29 06:39:49
    Ditto, on WinXP by bobmon2004-06-29 06:27:44
      It's playing nice with me. by Ravenlock2004-06-29 06:29:31
  hmmm the exe is smaller than the zip by glitch2004-06-29 05:52:16
  downloaded, installed and running and..... by blindman2004-06-29 05:44:50
  Seems to work by ideur2004-06-29 04:51:59
    what bug would that be? by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 05:08:47
      My issues with 0.9 by imrambi2004-06-29 05:41:10
      For me this worked: by scissors2004-06-29 05:27:38
      Tools-> Options ->General by wheresthefish2004-06-29 05:24:32
      OK, the page was "wiggling" while loading by ideur2004-06-29 05:18:51
NiGhT, All!</onlysevencups> (n/t) by AriviaOnCoffee2004-06-29 03:55:39
Met the grandparents... by Naruki2004-06-29 03:38:42
  *Blink* Mo's Burger? I did not know I had by LurkerMo2004-06-29 09:00:50
  Enjoy your vacation. Definitely post pictures by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 05:28:23
  get the Mos Spicy Cheezeburger, it's better (n/t) by saoi2004-06-29 05:23:24
Great, now I'm a terrorist by TheCatMan2004-06-29 03:33:04
  In a state of emergancy by Nightwind2004-06-29 13:33:33
    And that's precisely why I'm doing protective by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 13:37:50
      he could declair by Nightwind2004-06-29 13:45:44
  Bad definition. by retiqlum22004-06-29 04:48:47
    Ensleigh Insurance breakdown cover by TheCatMan2004-06-29 05:36:48
  Are you saying that it's a wee bit too broad? by Slamlander2004-06-29 04:41:53
  Voting is now considered a scare tactic? by SaleGamine2004-06-29 03:35:17
    Of course it is by Control2004-06-29 06:15:42
    No, no, no... by watsondog2004-06-29 04:47:44
      All candidates are equal by Matthewdba2004-06-29 05:20:18
        Please...don't get me started! by GigiNYC2004-06-29 12:46:40
        Wrong wording: by ideur2004-06-29 05:40:23
          That won't work for me by Matthewdba2004-06-29 08:53:27
    Sshhhhh... by friekatoni2004-06-29 04:36:08
    It was put the public in fear OR influence govemnt by Scirocco2004-06-29 04:10:57
Sure, *now* it hurts. by Khaar2004-06-29 03:32:29
  And have your day-off spoiled? by scissors2004-06-29 05:39:01
  Conquer the pain! by Slamlander2004-06-29 04:43:19
  *Comforts* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 03:35:53
  {{{Khaar}}} by chaotic2004-06-29 03:35:40
Music in Iraq by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You've made it too obscure for me. by retiqlum22004-06-29 04:53:14
    triplej has a program guide pulldown (n/t) by DragonLady2004-06-29 06:34:07
MCGOTD by treehugger2004-06-29 02:41:53
  New Game started by someone else by treehugger2004-06-29 06:49:03
    I have no idea how it goes by noos2004-06-29 06:51:51
      South Kensington by treehugger2004-06-29 06:53:01
        Piccadilly circus by noos2004-06-29 06:55:29
          Oxford Circus by treehugger2004-06-29 07:03:50
            Baker street by noos2004-06-29 07:11:59
              Kings Cross - St Pancreas by treehugger2004-06-29 07:13:12
                Can't I go to Morning Cresent from there? (n/t) by noos2004-06-29 07:15:17
                  and Can't = Can by noos2004-06-29 07:18:11
                    It might still be blocked by treehugger2004-06-29 07:24:11
                      I dunno... by noos2004-06-29 07:28:32
                  s/Morning Cresent/Mornington Crescent/ (n/t) by noos2004-06-29 07:17:14
                    Monty Python Square ! by Cokish2004-06-29 07:23:32
  Elephant & Castle! by Pic2004-06-29 04:34:04
    MorningSIDE Crescent by PAnts2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Where can I find a map of the London underground? (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-06-29 03:37:21
    London underground by treehugger2004-06-29 03:38:11
      Clicky from here by treehugger2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I like this part re The Game: by airborneric2004-06-29 03:33:49
    Geez I'm glad I live in Calgary by watsondog2004-06-29 05:33:49
    So, I am afraid I have by Thurog2004-06-29 03:40:41
      hee hee by airborneric2004-06-29 03:45:27
        You're a child care expert? by SaleGamine2004-06-29 04:11:24
          Oops sorry MR Spock by airborneric2004-06-29 04:17:40
            Nah, only those of us without any can feel expert by SaleGamine2004-06-29 04:19:27
  I'm in an ambitious mood, by wheresthefish2004-06-29 03:29:08
    oooh! Green Park (n/t) by treehugger2004-06-29 03:29:47
      Baker Street by DragonLady2004-06-29 03:36:24
        Liverpool lime street by treehugger2004-06-29 03:37:39
          Bank by DragonLady2004-06-29 03:43:41
            shephards bush by treehugger2004-06-29 03:47:15
              Paddington by DragonLady2004-06-29 03:55:52
                Reading (n/t) by treehugger2004-06-29 03:57:00
                  ??? how did you get there? by DragonLady2004-06-29 04:18:40
                    Every 5 mins from paddington by treehugger2004-06-29 04:20:12
                      Notting Hill Gate (n/t) by DragonLady2004-06-29 04:28:53
                        I think I'll jump in with a rather ambitious move; by friekatoni2004-06-29 05:09:48
                          Are we playing the Liverpool Variation? by PAnts2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            If so: Wigan Nor'Western (n/t) by treehugger2004-06-29 06:10:53
      Mutliple playing threads ? Geez You're good. by Cokish2004-06-29 03:33:49
        Holburn by treehugger2004-06-29 03:36:53
          Doesn't that contradict the move in your previous by Cokish2004-06-29 03:43:43
            Blast! You're right by treehugger2004-06-29 03:45:20
              Embankment by DragonLady2004-06-29 03:51:11
                I think the reverse circle line could be use here by Cokish2004-06-29 03:53:39
                Mornington Crescent! by treehugger2004-06-29 03:52:32
                  darn to late. by Cokish2004-06-29 03:54:15
                    Good game though. by treehugger2004-06-29 03:57:38
  You really are bored today. Arn't you? by Cokish2004-06-29 03:04:44
    We were playing yesterday, by treehugger2004-06-29 03:05:57
      I know it is a 'game' but I still don't get it. by Cokish2004-06-29 03:09:03
        linky by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Well, as my friend said on Jabber by julius.apweiler2004-06-29 03:45:14
            Found a card version of the 'The Original Game' by Cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Whatever refreshes your gourd by treehugger2004-06-29 03:49:10
              That's kinda what I meant. by julius.apweiler2004-06-29 04:18:09
          Rebutted by treehugger2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I just started playing the game... by Cokish2004-06-29 03:32:33
          Awww. Ah well! Rumbled! by treehugger2004-06-29 03:31:23
            Dutch equivalent of the game is called 'stiften' by Cokish2004-06-29 03:37:50
              s/new let/never let/ by Cokish2004-06-29 03:45:27
        I'm so sorry. by treehugger2004-06-29 03:12:13
          that is just mean by DragonLady2004-06-29 03:18:34
          *starts at Mornington Crescent* by Cokish2004-06-29 03:14:37
            Hmm, *checks rule book* by treehugger2004-06-29 03:18:55
              Sorry forgot, but I'm new so let me think a while (n/t) by Cokish2004-06-29 03:31:09
                We'll say you did, by treehugger2004-06-29 03:32:32
                  Umm... by waveydavey2004-06-29 03:41:43
                    Neasden by treehugger2004-06-29 03:48:19
                  Rumpoles street ...Gloucester Road (n/t) by DragonLady2004-06-29 03:39:02
                    Bristol parkway by treehugger2004-06-29 03:40:54
                      Chippenham (n/t) by DragonLady2004-06-29 04:27:11
                        Tunbridge Wells by treehugger2004-06-29 04:28:11
                          Well,if you're playing by THOSE rules, by PAnts2004-06-29 05:02:17
                            From Liverpool St... by foredeck2004-06-29 06:06:42
                              Cardiff Central by treehugger2004-06-29 06:08:56
                          Bath by DragonLady2004-06-29 04:30:25
                            Oho class is it? St Johns Wood (n/t) by treehugger2004-06-29 06:17:45
                              Mornington Crescent! by DragonLady2004-06-29 06:37:05
                                Gah! Cheated of my sucess! by treehugger2004-06-29 06:48:27
                                sorry .. spent too much time on these :P (n/t) by DragonLady2004-06-29 07:13:09
  MY BRAIN HURTS ALREADY. by AriviaOnCoffee2004-06-29 02:56:02
    Wikipedia has the answers. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-29 03:17:24
I'm sorry Illiad, that's just nasty.(n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-29 02:02:12
  What are you sorry for? by Illiad2004-06-29 07:57:13
  hehe....youve just taken that trip too many times (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 02:11:30
  With a capital NASTY!(n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-29 02:02:42
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
  OK, babywitch again with making the Rank Mover by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 05:38:35
    People could be moving to boinc by afterburner2004-06-29 07:50:56
      She can just type emails. She's not going to BOINC by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 07:54:58
        Now that you pointed it out... ;) (n/t) by afterburner2004-06-29 08:30:23
          When I first saw the acronym by Geline2004-06-29 08:48:14
            Bruce Willis still had hair! I loved that show. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 09:08:00
Expensive morning this has been by Spisefisken2004-06-29 01:35:45
  Check the HDD warranty by Slamlander2004-06-29 01:42:42
    5 years? by Spisefisken2004-06-29 01:45:47
      yes, some are even more then that by Slamlander2004-06-29 01:56:07
        Mfg?? by Spisefisken2004-06-29 02:01:42
          Sorry, American abbreviations by Slamlander2004-06-29 02:04:32
            It worked for me. by Electric Storm2004-06-29 02:17:23
              Western Digital is good for RMAs as well. by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 08:18:06
  Ohh, that's not nice. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:37:16
ILIAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by silentcoder2004-06-29 01:34:41
  * Tries to insert 'L' * by Cokish2004-06-29 03:05:58
    *tries to move 'L'* by Khaar2004-06-29 03:40:32
      *tries to repair 'L'* by chrisP2004-06-29 04:02:31
        *tries to repair broken 'L'* by chaotic2004-06-29 04:09:08
          *tries to further the healing process* by Thurog2004-06-29 04:11:53
            *speeds up healing proces* by Cokish2004-06-29 04:29:34
              *looks worried* by chrisP2004-06-29 04:34:44
                *eats 'L'* by stacato2004-06-29 05:38:45
                  Ouch by chrisP2004-06-29 05:44:48
                    *tries to make two L's* by Khaar2004-06-29 06:07:15
                      Heh, Domino Day :) by chrisP2004-06-29 06:24:14
                    7 doctors already and still ILL-iad? (n/t) by scissors2004-06-29 05:59:49
  Wrong guy. You need to go speak to Homer down... by AriviaOnCoffee2004-06-29 01:47:10
UF Tuesday Writers Group by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Sigh. by mortaine2004-06-29 10:02:35
  WHEE! IT'S TUESDAY!</onlyfourcupssofar> (n/t) by AriviaOnCoffee2004-06-29 01:32:05
just complaining, don't mind me by niwikki2004-06-29 00:41:21
  im hung over...HA! btw {{{niwikki}}} (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-29 05:14:36
    me too - candidate's party/drunken orgy (n/t) by TrogL2004-06-29 07:57:23
  {{{Niwikki}}} by Nightwind2004-06-29 04:38:21
  {{{niwikki}}} by chaotic2004-06-29 01:09:50
  {{{niwikki}}} (n/t) by buzzin2004-06-29 01:09:39
  {{{{{niwiki}}}}} by Electric Storm2004-06-29 01:06:45
  {{{niwikki}}} (n/t) by Bellator2004-06-29 01:04:16
  ooooOOOOOH *BIG HUG!* by treehugger2004-06-29 00:52:14
    what's a mexican wave? (n/t) by niwikki2004-06-29 01:00:57
      Happens in stadiums... by treehugger2004-06-29 01:06:12
        that's mexican? by niwikki2004-06-29 01:09:43
          I think it started in mexico by treehugger2004-06-29 01:17:27
            It was first seen at the Mexico '86 World Cup. by wheresthefish2004-06-29 01:29:53
              OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! by ppyo2004-06-29 10:40:46
  Future date a post well into the future by Celticess2004-06-29 00:48:12
  {{{niwikki}}} by abaron2004-06-29 00:47:21
    3 things I like? by niwikki2004-06-29 01:00:16
      No eating of hot dog buns! by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
      There, now forget about that long list... by abaron2004-06-29 01:07:36
  {{{niwikki }}} by Slamlander2004-06-29 00:46:28
  {{{niwikki}}} by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:44:24
  (((((HUG)))))) by corsicagt2004-06-29 00:43:34
    interesting by corsicagt2004-06-29 00:44:17
      on thursday, the apartment management announced by niwikki2004-06-29 00:50:11
        lol by corsicagt2004-06-29 00:51:48
nerdtastic! by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-29 00:40:37
  Finally someone who thinks alike. by cuboci2004-06-29 01:05:04
  hahaha "nerdtastic" lol! (n/t) by corsicagt2004-06-29 00:44:37
A breakthrough in beer research! by Apfel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Why did you Brits... by retiqlum22004-06-29 04:44:16
    And mileage. by wheresthefish2004-06-29 05:20:18
      As for the "freeze away the flavour" by scissors2004-06-29 06:14:59
        I should hope NOT!!! by SaleGamine2004-06-29 06:33:11
      Brussels made it illegal to sell in pounds (£)? by scissors2004-06-29 06:09:12
        £ pounds are fine - lb pounds are not by defiler2004-06-29 06:12:30
          Closer to 455g by Cural2004-06-29 06:29:18
          From "Parens" calc for palm: by scissors2004-06-29 06:22:27
            1 Imperial pint = 0.568261485 liters by Khaar2004-06-29 06:26:27
  A perfect pint for everyone? by scissors2004-06-29 02:48:30
    Or you could sell different models by afterburner2004-06-29 04:07:53
  He's testing it with Tennents Export. by wheresthefish2004-06-29 01:46:50
    Duh! You can spill that without grief by treehugger2004-06-29 01:53:05
  Bah, who needs it. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-29 00:33:23
    I do! ;oP (n/t) by Apfel2004-06-29 00:38:39
      Then your beer-fu is weak. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-29 00:41:03
        Anything to improve the chance of having... by Apfel2004-06-29 00:50:44
          Your beer Fu is week by treehugger2004-06-29 00:53:09
            Yes, during the week I use my beer-fu! ;o) by Apfel2004-06-29 00:56:13
The UF 2-a-month photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
Damn you, Illiad! ;-P by IByte2004-06-29 00:28:32
  :-D (n/t) by Illiad2004-06-29 00:30:31
Something seriously weird is going on. by purplepineapple2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Heading off to study more. by purplepineapple2004-06-29 00:52:53
  I had the same problem some time ago by Bellator2004-06-29 00:37:19
    I only found Alexa last time... by purplepineapple2004-06-29 00:39:19
  Restarting Opera fixed it this time but by purplepineapple2004-06-29 00:35:29
  Refresh you network settings by Slamlander2004-06-29 00:30:49
    I have a fixed IP from my ISP... by purplepineapple2004-06-29 00:32:37
      How does an Opera bug affect IE? by Slamlander2004-06-29 00:39:13
        some sort of by astro-g2004-06-29 16:28:33
does everyone but me have big accounts now? by Dazed2004-06-29 00:20:34
  What hotmail? by scissors2004-06-29 06:33:46
  I've had a big account for a LONG time by harold2004-06-29 02:52:17
  Early in the month of July.... by Quck2004-06-29 01:18:55
  I don't =need= a big account. by themadkansan2004-06-29 01:14:20
    Agreed ... but good for a SPAM account... by Quck2004-06-29 01:27:14
  I have small accounts. by julius.apweiler2004-06-29 01:07:40
  watch "today" by dapba2004-06-29 01:03:36
  Me too. by Myen2004-06-29 00:38:33
  Mine is. by AriviaOnCoffee2004-06-29 00:30:53
Euro-UFie Job Center by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
So there was one non-Liberal, non-Tory, non-NDP... by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-29 00:15:17
  So, can I infer that the Conservatives took a by NOLAWitch2004-06-29 05:33:35
    Not so much a spanking as you might think... by Cural2004-06-29 08:29:46
  Not "just" by Illiad2004-06-29 00:30:14
    Apparently he did not even campaign... by abaron2004-06-29 00:52:05
      He has cancer. He was in hospital for by toxin2004-06-29 07:19:59
        And he was basically screwed over by Kickstart2004-06-29 08:24:37
  Just heard it was an independant thats all (n/t) by Celticess2004-06-29 00:28:57
  Independent. (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-29 00:17:50
  Bah, it was just an exiled Tory.. by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
Folding@Home Team Ufie Stats by JediMarcus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm working on my first unit now by friareriner2004-06-29 23:35:48
  projected team rank on July 1st by goodyca2004-06-29 05:48:10
remeber by c3po2004-06-29 00:10:40
  Mr. Creosote by retiqlum22004-06-29 04:35:37
    And don't skimp the pate! (n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-29 04:36:48
  s/eb/emb/ (n/t) by c3po2004-06-29 00:11:07
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-06-29 00:10:01
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hello {{{UFies}}} by astreius2004-06-29 08:53:35
  morning... i take a hot chok please by loonita2004-06-29 03:14:23
    I will do my very best by SaleGamine2004-06-29 03:26:43
      thanks a lot... by loonita2004-06-29 04:20:26
        Interesting is good, so is busy. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 04:23:32
  Can you bring me warm milk with honey by chaotic2004-06-29 03:00:28
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 03:25:55
      yes, soup sounds nice. I take some. by chaotic2004-06-29 03:37:02
        *Serves bowl of soup* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 03:49:10
          *tries soup* tastes very good! by chaotic2004-06-29 04:02:25
            Thank you. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 04:09:48
              That's enough now, thanks by chaotic2004-06-29 04:23:39
                See that you do. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 04:40:18
                  yes, lemon and honey tea is always good :-) (n/t) by chaotic2004-06-29 04:46:37
                    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 04:50:25
                      *drinks tea* refill please? by chaotic2004-06-29 07:44:36
    serves caffee latte with honey by Cokish2004-06-29 03:03:49
  *envies* by chrisP2004-06-29 02:19:45
    *Serves a BAS* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 02:26:32
      Oh, hello! by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
        *Serves desired breakfast* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 02:32:54
          Thanks! by chrisP2004-06-29 02:44:51
            You're welcome by SaleGamine2004-06-29 03:27:37
              Oh yes :) by chrisP2004-06-29 03:32:49
                *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 03:36:25
                  Not really ... by chrisP2004-06-29 03:37:39
    What would you like sir? by Electric Storm2004-06-29 02:22:03
      Mmmhhhh ... by chrisP2004-06-29 02:27:47
        I'll let SaleGamine serve you. She is a way better by Electric Storm2004-06-29 02:29:37
  Moin, SaleGamine! by diGriz2004-06-29 00:52:39
    Ohh, poor you. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:54:41
      Well... by diGriz2004-06-29 01:05:12
        :) by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:08:13
          LOL by diGriz2004-06-29 01:10:13
            Well, at least I made you laugh.... by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:11:44
              The only thing that really teased me... by diGriz2004-06-29 01:34:53
                I can call ya up and sing abit if you want ;) by stacato2004-06-29 03:32:27
                  Don't make me laugh! by diGriz2004-06-29 04:46:02
                See pictures thread by Thurog2004-06-29 03:28:29
                I'm glad you all had fun. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:47:21
  Me please! by Electric Storm2004-06-29 00:51:36
    Chamomille tea? by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:53:41
      Yes plz and maybe something light.... by Electric Storm2004-06-29 01:04:16
        *Serves toast* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:06:58
          *sips tea munches toast* by Electric Storm2004-06-29 01:25:09
            Ahh, that's a wise storm. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:34:08
              Must keep in good graces with immediate by Electric Storm2004-06-29 01:41:02
                Same here. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:49:13
  Me please!! Morning :) by Syren2004-06-29 00:40:59
    How much is a stone in real weight? by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:51:39
      Real weight as in kilos? by Syren2004-06-29 00:58:28
        Of course kilos. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:01:51
          I am better at feet and inches and by Syren2004-06-29 01:04:14
            Osmosis from parents? by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:05:15
              No, Feet and Inches are more logical! by ideur2004-06-29 01:36:05
                *Twap* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:47:49
              Yeah - I have always thought that. by Syren2004-06-29 01:08:55
                *grin* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:09:51
                  Indeed! by Syren2004-06-29 01:10:51
                    Ah, I find a more balanced apportionment by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:12:46
                      Don't do fair in my family. by Syren2004-06-29 01:16:58
      1 stone is equal to 14 pounds by ideur2004-06-29 00:57:39
        So, about 6.5 kilos then? by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:00:58
    G'morning! by treehugger2004-06-29 00:50:04
      {{{treehugger}}} by Syren2004-06-29 00:56:43
        I was so productive yesterday! by treehugger2004-06-29 00:57:44
          I was productive in the morning, by Syren2004-06-29 01:07:23
            I got to watch the first 2 sets by treehugger2004-06-29 01:15:27
              Is this about Wimbledon? by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:19:17
                Playing Lleyton Hewitt by treehugger2004-06-29 01:21:15
                  *Feels small spark of national pride* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:23:33
              He is so much better this year. by Syren2004-06-29 01:18:19
                Heh, My husband has a bet on by TKirk2004-06-29 01:34:43
                  Heh! by Syren2004-06-29 01:37:34
  Good morning by noos2004-06-29 00:37:21
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:45:38
      *drinks and eats* by noos2004-06-29 01:19:05
        Shame that. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:45:08
  Morning by Bellator2004-06-29 00:32:10
    Sorry, if I knew why and how to prevent it by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:42:45
      Hmmm... hmmm... hmmm... by Bellator2004-06-29 01:06:58
        Sorry to bother you. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:09:01
          You aren't bothering me by Bellator2004-06-29 01:17:08
            I don't think so by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:20:40
              Good :) by Bellator2004-06-29 01:32:21
                <Detritus>It was you that done it, wasn't it? by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:35:37
  Me please by chaotic2004-06-29 00:27:56
    What a good idea, by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:38:47
      Thanks :-) by chaotic2004-06-29 01:40:54
  Moosehead, by corsicagt2004-06-29 00:10:28
    Humm, I'm sorry to say I don't know by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:20:23
      lol by corsicagt2004-06-29 00:23:01
        Ahhhhhh. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:37:06
          scary thing... by corsicagt2004-06-29 00:42:14
  Coffee...what's for breakfast? by Arivia2004-06-29 00:08:03
    That's not good. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:19:39
      Um...that and that and that... by AriviaOnCoffee2004-06-29 00:32:19
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by ideur2004-06-29 00:07:47
    You have a good point. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:18:14
      Meaouwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww by Tandy2004-06-29 00:25:02
        *Scritches behind ears* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:35:46
        *wanders over* by treehugger2004-06-29 00:25:46
  *hugs quad on holiday* by treehugger2004-06-29 00:07:34
    Not yet by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:17:02
      lazing. Ooh I wish I was by treehugger2004-06-29 00:18:28
        Well if I had w*** to do I would be doing it. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:21:35
          Soz, I didn't mean to be snappish by treehugger2004-06-29 00:24:29
            There is that by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:40:16
              Let's be grumpy together! by treehugger2004-06-29 00:48:47
                Ok, lets. by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:52:44
                  *all fuzzies fall down* by treehugger2004-06-29 00:54:32
                    *grin* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:55:33
                      *emerges from pile* by treehugger2004-06-29 00:56:37
                        One that's more awake? by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:02:51
                          It might develop an overall state of awakeness by treehugger2004-06-29 01:04:56
                            *tries clumsily to juggle* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:10:25
                              *teaches* by treehugger2004-06-29 01:14:26
                                *improves technique* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:15:13
                                You're doing so well! by treehugger2004-06-29 01:16:40
                                Good idea! by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:21:41
                                *sits with BAS* by treehugger2004-06-29 01:24:00
                                No, no! by SaleGamine2004-06-29 01:32:43
                *sigh* by corsicagt2004-06-29 00:49:49
  I'd have a coffee please (n/t) by bombadil2004-06-29 00:05:50
    *Serves coffee* by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:06:20
      *sips* his coffee by bombadil2004-06-29 00:08:12
        :) (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-06-29 00:20:42
Bad Imagery, Illiad. (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-29 00:01:30
  yes, by corsicagt2004-06-29 00:09:32
  Bad, Illiad ...just bad :P (n/t) by DragonLady2004-06-29 00:05:38
    *Ugh* by GigiNYC2004-06-29 06:45:19
    Wish I could comment...but by purplepineapple2004-06-29 00:08:21
      You're not missing much by treehugger2004-06-29 00:10:23
        You can never have too many! by purplepineapple2004-06-29 00:11:18
      Retried it yet? (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-29 00:10:18
        refreshing constantly, going to go check settings (n/t) by purplepineapple2004-06-29 00:11:59
          Curiouser and curiouser (sp?) by purplepineapple2004-06-29 00:14:46
            if I can get there, you should be able to ... by DragonLady2004-06-29 00:20:43
              Exactly - when I have trouble with UF by purplepineapple2004-06-29 00:28:09
                If Australia is silly... by Illiad2004-06-29 00:32:49
                  *lol* the only silly bit here by DragonLady2004-06-29 00:41:53
                    :D (n/t) by purplepineapple2004-06-29 00:44:43
            Correct spelling-that is odd. by Arivia2004-06-29 00:16:43
Translations by Nea2004-06-29 00:01:01
  Züritüütsch by saminz2004-06-29 00:46:37
    Glarnerdüütsch by Bazz2004-06-29 04:14:10
      Chrüterli ?! by saminz2004-06-29 04:20:10
        Chrüterli... by Bazz2004-06-29 05:39:30
          Gläbs ;-)?! by saminz2004-06-29 06:23:29
            erpressbarer oberst ? by count_02004-06-29 11:31:01
              Hehehe... by saminz2004-06-29 23:40:52
          Hmm... by Thurog2004-06-29 05:50:47
            und sie werden von den anderen kaum beachtet by chaotic2004-06-29 07:47:04
              Die Zwei Türme by Bazz2004-06-29 08:01:34
    Ich liebe es :) by Thurog2004-06-29 03:59:03
      mercimerci! by saminz2004-06-29 04:21:25
        Jaajaa... by Thurog2004-06-29 04:25:05
          Kann nicht stimmen by diGriz2004-06-29 04:25:57
            Murpys Fotografie-Gesetz anders formuliert: by chaotic2004-06-29 04:35:16
              Das kommt hin by diGriz2004-06-29 04:38:11
                Jetzt hört aber auf, sagt mal ;-)! by saminz2004-06-29 06:01:54
                  ok, die LinuxTag-Bilder sind meistens gut geworden by chaotic2004-06-29 07:49:36
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  German / Deutsch (top) (n/t) by stacato2004-06-29 00:06:25
    Hessisch by Thurog2004-06-29 03:04:09
      Genial! :D by bugarup2004-06-29 11:15:21
      wuhaaaaaaaa by stacato2004-06-29 03:27:29
        Naja, ich war mir nicht sicher by Thurog2004-06-29 03:46:35
          frage ist.Wenns auf hessisch ist,wer wills noch by stacato2004-06-29 05:40:51
    by diGriz by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
      ausgezeichnet! - aber: by napalm2004-06-29 03:06:26
        Das wird schwierig... by diGriz2004-06-29 03:24:04
      Gut gemacht, danke! by chaotic2004-06-29 01:43:37
        Das ja nun wirklich by Thurog2004-06-29 03:21:28
      Sehr schön diGriz. by add21k2004-06-29 01:27:40
        Oh, gern geschehen! by diGriz2004-06-29 01:37:34
    by Farmer by Farmer2004-06-29 00:37:59
    by c3po by c3po2004-06-29 00:24:14
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-06-29 00:00:09
  Canadian Capt. Roy Brown by ideur2004-06-29 00:20:17
    A few things. by Illiad2004-06-29 00:26:35
      hundred by DragonLady2004-06-29 00:36:40
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Oogaplop by farfalla2004-06-29 09:26:19
  Glomph by Spud312004-06-29 08:46:02
  VoooOoOooOOO... by cyrek2004-06-29 05:51:23
  RaSHUCK! FNYAAAH! *suuuuuuuuuum* by Thurog2004-06-29 04:14:36
    \_O\_! (n/t) by chrisP2004-06-29 04:36:41
  tsk tsk ... by DragonLady2004-06-29 00:25:44
  Damm, i a'm a geek, not an linguist. (n/t) by inter2004-06-29 00:21:31
    I am a linguiniist by Spisefisken2004-06-29 01:14:17
  Aaahh, the installing of slackware, by skippy-ish_guy2004-06-29 00:12:58
  Hmmm... by gaygeek2004-06-29 00:02:54
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The color is the same in Opera and IE! (n/t) by Niffux2004-06-29 02:26:26
  SC00BYD00doesdallas by ideur2004-06-29 00:02:38
    I don't think it was scooby that did dallas (n/t) by billcow2004-06-29 00:17:20
      Wasn't that Daphne? by treehugger2004-06-29 00:19:38
        Scooby Doo does Daphne? by LionsPhil2004-06-29 14:25:36
      *snicker* but Scooby might have tagged along (n/t) by stacato2004-06-29 00:19:12

 

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