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Cartoon for Jun 20, 2004
Strip for Jun 20, 2004
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*Waves to board* by SaleGamine2004-06-20 23:32:57
  It's not quite yet the first day of summer by abaron2004-06-20 23:55:55
    I know that feeling. by imperito2004-06-20 23:59:18
    Yes it is. by SaleGamine2004-06-20 23:58:13
      It might, but I don't have one... by abaron2004-06-21 00:03:29
  Yup! by ideur2004-06-20 23:47:09
    Happy Birthday! by SaleGamine2004-06-20 23:57:09
      Thanks by ideur2004-06-20 23:59:05
  but . . . but . . . but . . . by hadji2004-06-20 23:46:01
    Unfortunatly not. by SaleGamine2004-06-20 23:56:31
      Ok, then . . . by hadji2004-06-20 23:59:52
  I'm here. by imperito2004-06-20 23:41:50
    Now that on the other hand is a little on the by SaleGamine2004-06-20 23:55:35
      I'm here! by Electric Storm2004-06-20 23:57:44
        Hello. by SaleGamine2004-06-20 23:59:24
  I wouldn't call it summer by Pic2004-06-20 23:37:27
    It's not much better here by SaleGamine2004-06-20 23:42:11
      Yuck by Pic2004-06-20 23:46:23
        Ufies are good at that by SaleGamine2004-06-21 00:00:29
        *throws out blankets and sweaters* :-) (n/t) by hadji2004-06-20 23:52:04
  I'm more of anoval, but yeah... by AG_wyvern2004-06-20 23:34:04
    Lucky you, oval is good by SaleGamine2004-06-20 23:39:43
      tired and annoyed by AG_wyvern2004-06-20 23:41:18
        So am I! by SaleGamine2004-06-20 23:51:45
          And, unfortunately, awake. :-( (n/t) by hadji2004-06-20 23:53:11
I learnd something... by c3po2004-06-20 23:10:27
Death by TLA! by MrTrick2004-06-20 22:43:58
  They give you a glossary? by ToLazyToThink2004-06-20 22:58:49
Ow.. there's a change by Freakazoid2004-06-20 22:26:08
  I just built myself by astro-g2004-06-20 22:44:23
  I'm gonna say the same thing... by retiqlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yup, already know that :) by Freakazoid2004-06-20 22:53:25
    Yep. Thanks for the info. by shorty822004-06-20 22:49:09
  Yay, carpal tunnel syndrome... ~>:P (n/t) by themadkansan2004-06-20 22:29:57
    I'm trying to prevent getting that. by shorty822004-06-20 22:36:04
    Yup, there's a reason my computer has 3 mice :) by Freakazoid2004-06-20 22:33:33
      Trackball good. :) by themadkansan2004-06-20 22:40:50
        well I don't like using the trackball for games by Freakazoid2004-06-20 22:51:14
          What kind of trackball? by themadkansan2004-06-20 23:01:59
            Logitech Trackman Wheel by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Oh, yuck. Those thumb-balls are worthless. by themadkansan2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Sounds like you'll fit right in in the year 5555. (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-06-20 23:04:21
Spam Of The Week by MrTrick2004-06-20 22:18:31
  How's this for an idea? by retiqlum22004-06-20 22:35:58
    Because the listing is only allowed 4 letters. (n/ (n/t) by MrTrick2004-06-20 22:43:11
      That's the short subject line problem again, isn't by retiqlum22004-06-20 22:58:12
Holy crap, when did it get to be 11:00? by Llyr2004-06-20 22:08:19
  Yesterday. Good morning folks. (n/t) by Khaar2004-06-20 22:57:01
  An hour and a half ago. (n/t) by shorty822004-06-20 22:25:40
  50 minutes from now. (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-06-20 22:10:32
Time check by Khaar2004-06-20 20:23:33
  Spring! by SaleGamine2004-06-20 23:13:04
    Actually I've just realised that for me it's now by SaleGamine2004-06-20 23:33:36
  23:36 CDT by ChuckAB2004-06-20 21:36:51
  6:29 am Monday morning. (n/t) by klaranth2004-06-20 21:28:23
  20:56 2004/206/20 by abaron2004-06-20 20:55:30
  11:51:00 EST (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-06-20 20:51:58
  Check 1, 2, 3... by thewrongcrowd2004-06-20 20:41:13
  4 years into the third millenium, CE (n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-20 20:33:58
  22:35 here by friareriner2004-06-20 20:30:37
  Time to get a watch by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  9:29pm mountain time (n/t) by Llyr2004-06-20 20:29:20
    In fact, here's a clicky by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Interesting, but not accurate where it comes to by klaranth2004-06-20 21:30:20
        Wrong, by shorty822004-06-20 21:33:55
  2004. (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-06-20 20:26:45
  23.31 (n/t) by imrambi2004-06-20 20:24:11
Some people are so funny by imrambi2004-06-20 20:04:20
  I don't get it. How is telling a customer there's by Adiplomat2004-06-20 21:14:32
  I totally wouldn't have caught that by Kickstart2004-06-20 20:44:39
W:et game? by imperito2004-06-20 19:44:19
  Help: I just downloaded the software. by retiqlum22004-06-20 20:35:18
    There's no help for you now, you're doomed! (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-06-20 22:01:15
    Did you patch it? (n/t) by Egaeus2004-06-20 20:36:21
      Where's the patch? (n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-20 20:41:18
        Probably the same place you got the game by Egaeus2004-06-20 20:46:00
          Thanks to you, by retiqlum22004-06-20 22:15:25
Rhebus-madness by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  BTW, it's "rebus" by Llyr2004-06-20 20:44:38
  IDGI (n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-20 20:11:10
    which part? (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-06-20 20:13:16
      The whole thing, I assume. by BaruMonkey2004-06-20 20:22:00
        Here's what I got: by retiqlum22004-06-20 20:45:08
          Spoiler: by phezult2004-06-20 20:46:58
            Pretty much :-) by AG_wyvern2004-06-20 21:35:53
            I went through all that just to get... by retiqlum22004-06-20 21:09:54
              ATTN: retiglum2 by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Lear Music? by retiqlum22004-06-20 22:45:32
                  No silly.... by AG_wyvern2004-06-20 22:47:48
                    **Carves name on largest bullet** by retiqlum22004-06-20 22:59:54
                      Admit it... by AG_wyvern2004-06-20 23:06:04
                        I admit NOTHING! (n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-20 23:38:30
                arrrghhhh.... by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh geez. (n/t) by Llyr2004-06-20 19:57:07
    <snicker> (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-06-20 20:12:58
  Are you a dabus? by raptor_872004-06-20 19:38:26
    Alas, I don't have time to learn... by AG_wyvern2004-06-20 19:48:47
      a lonely wyrm? by raptor_872004-06-20 20:27:13
Miaow.... by MrTrick2004-06-20 18:03:51
  If you're pulling a cat's tail in New York... by mwq2004-06-20 18:18:52
    /me looks at cat scratches all over his hand by MrTrick2004-06-20 18:31:26
NTFS back to FAT by dennismv2004-06-20 16:38:12
  to finalize by dennismv2004-06-23 21:17:35
  Copy out, not convert (long) by jsheep2004-06-20 22:20:25
  Best solution - yank data, format drive... by ecthelion2004-06-20 20:44:14
  is there a way to get into NTFS by dennismv2004-06-20 19:01:31
    there is. by retiqlum22004-06-20 20:03:36
      thanks by dennismv2004-06-20 20:38:00
  As to "uninstalling" win2k by Freakazoid2004-06-20 17:23:08
  About recovering the files: by shorty822004-06-20 17:16:02
    s/of/or/ (n/t) by shorty822004-06-20 17:16:19
  Here's an Answer,,, by Dad2TZK2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Erm.. that's not conversion by Freakazoid2004-06-20 17:19:50
  I Hate Back Fat... (n/t) by hooray4nsa2004-06-20 17:08:54
    You don't like love handles? by Naruki2004-06-20 17:11:09
  Win2K is just a bunch of files. by Naruki2004-06-20 16:46:28
    a floppy would be nice by Dad2TZK2004-06-20 17:08:13
      Two things... by Naruki2004-06-20 17:10:44
        As to toastin WinNT folder... by ecthelion2004-06-20 20:49:05
          Only an annoyance if by Slamlander2004-06-20 23:06:44
          yes by astro-g2004-06-20 22:06:16
          Nope. by Naruki2004-06-20 20:53:40
  Can you not... by imperito2004-06-20 16:43:33
    not really by dennismv2004-06-20 18:18:32
      Partition Magic does work in dos by Freakazoid2004-06-20 19:20:51
        further looking by dennismv2004-06-20 19:28:34
          Erm.. go back and read that post by Freakazoid2004-06-20 19:33:49
            For v8 the "rescue disk" stuff (ala dos version) by Freakazoid2004-06-20 19:42:57
Went fishing. by toxin2004-06-20 16:25:30
  So the river finally unfroze? by retiqlum22004-06-20 17:02:34
    Things thaw. Even up here. Not by much, by toxin2004-06-20 17:11:25
      I keep telling ya to move to a decent climate. by retiqlum22004-06-20 19:55:48
Beard trimmers suck. by silvermoon822004-06-20 15:58:28
  I know I'll get LARTed for this, but by shorty822004-06-20 18:39:59
    I've been ordered not to ditch the goatee by harold2004-06-20 21:39:45
    Some women actually appreciate a beard. by retiqlum22004-06-20 19:59:44
    Having a beard and still looking semi-civilised is by silvermoon822004-06-20 19:38:05
    No, no. We want to _look_ too lazy to shave. by tnglives2004-06-20 19:18:15
      But look very cool... by thewrongcrowd2004-06-20 20:36:48
  Amen, Amen, *A*M*E*N* by LthrOttr2004-06-20 18:35:32
  Amen brother! (n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-20 16:59:52
  Even worse... by julius.apweiler2004-06-20 16:59:05
  I understand by imrambi2004-06-20 16:53:15
    Alternative to beard trimmer... by ecthelion2004-06-20 21:04:32
      aye, seconded by friareriner2004-06-20 21:31:08
The Centrist Revolution? by Kickstart2004-06-20 15:41:46
  Viva la Revolution! by ecthelion2004-06-20 21:38:57
  Pointing out a fatal flaw by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    As much as I hate to say it... by Kickstart2004-06-20 19:12:28
      I believe you're wrong by Egaeus2004-06-20 20:26:11
        Agreed. by Naruki2004-06-20 22:31:38
          Yes, contrary to some by Slamlander2004-06-20 22:40:30
      On that we are in agreement by DesertRat662004-06-20 19:16:29
    In that case... by imperito2004-06-20 18:55:55
  Just a quick observation by billbellevuene2004-06-20 17:50:59
    "Iraq was one of those places" by Kickstart2004-06-20 18:11:26
      A connection has been shown by DesertRat662004-06-20 18:16:49
        Links, please. You know better. by Adiplomat2004-06-20 18:19:57
          Here's one by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
            The Feds (whose veracity we are questioning) by Adiplomat2004-06-20 18:32:35
              As far back as 1998? by DesertRat662004-06-20 18:59:35
                Ah yes...when pushed, bring up infidelity by Kickstart2004-06-20 19:15:24
                  My point was by DesertRat662004-06-20 19:24:36
                    Who is this "many" you speak of? by Naruki2004-06-20 22:29:13
        That's because the evidence is poor by Kickstart2004-06-20 18:19:02
          What do you define as good evidence? by DesertRat662004-06-20 18:54:12
        There may of been a connection, but by shorty822004-06-20 18:18:45
  A few problems... by imperito2004-06-20 15:57:43
    But even your examples have middle-grounds... by ecthelion2004-06-20 21:25:32
      Still, most of those would please no one. by imperito2004-06-20 22:29:08
        You're still not thinking this out by Kickstart2004-06-20 23:03:47
          But find those majorities by imperito2004-06-20 23:29:16
        I think you <censored> the wrong party. by Naruki2004-06-20 22:32:51
          Hehe by imperito2004-06-20 22:44:23
    'Centrist' doesn't mean wishy-washy by Kickstart2004-06-20 16:35:44
      Really? Got a clicky? by Naruki2004-06-20 16:42:47
        Yeah, I'm not explaining well (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-20 17:01:08
      But to what extent? by imperito2004-06-20 16:42:09
        Lobbyists and special interest groups by Kickstart2004-06-20 17:03:44
          Perhaps... but again, what about the minority? by imperito2004-06-20 17:13:15
            Would the majority agree those are important? by Kickstart2004-06-20 17:18:10
              Would they really? by imperito2004-06-20 17:27:36
            The thing is, we shouldn't favor the minorities by Naruki2004-06-20 17:15:08
              "all things"? by imperito2004-06-20 17:49:07
                That's probably a safe bet for using an absolute by Naruki2004-06-20 17:50:56
                  Well, when talking to certain people... by imperito2004-06-20 18:00:13
          Ban lobbying entirely. It defeats the democratic by Naruki2004-06-20 17:07:39
            Devil's Advocate... by Kickstart2004-06-20 17:14:25
              Nothing so complicated. by Naruki2004-06-20 17:33:49
                While we're at it, what we really need... by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Every belief can be taken to an extreme. by mwq2004-06-20 15:59:39
      A good point... by imperito2004-06-20 16:01:56
ad server irritable? by imperito2004-06-20 15:12:18
  I think so. by shorty822004-06-20 16:39:03
To all the other dads out there, by demonhedge2004-06-20 15:10:00
  My first... by ecthelion2004-06-20 21:46:28
Will a referee please report to the ET server by DesertRat662004-06-20 14:45:27
  Grrrr by pyroteknix2004-06-20 19:43:58
    Hmmm... Why did I get an Image of Bester? by Adiplomat2004-06-20 20:49:01
      (and why did I capitalize "image"? Weird. by Adiplomat2004-06-20 20:51:46
    You want to vote again? by Naruki2004-06-20 20:11:40
      There's an option in the config file by Egaeus2004-06-20 20:16:45
    According to the stats page there are 5 on now. (n (n/t) by shorty822004-06-20 19:47:17
      Be right there! (n/t) by themadkansan2004-06-20 19:48:21
  Well. Pyro has mail. by themadkansan2004-06-20 18:24:16
  Why am I not surprised? by shorty822004-06-20 16:46:18
    It'd be nice if the Semi Admins were reinstated. by Naruki2004-06-20 16:48:54
      That's just lovely. by shorty822004-06-20 16:50:15
        I suspect they DO play on their own server. by Naruki2004-06-20 16:59:01
          The SA password?!?! That's not good. (n/t) by shorty822004-06-20 17:01:52
            It's hard to avoid... by Naruki2004-06-20 17:08:59
              Aye. SA is nonfunctional. :( (n/t) by themadkansan2004-06-20 17:11:12
  And now they have left (n/t) by DesertRat662004-06-20 14:48:41
    To their credit, only Blu was being an arse. by themadkansan2004-06-20 17:10:14
      Agreed by DesertRat662004-06-20 17:25:07
    Go ahead and ban blue. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-06-20 15:02:13
      Not your problem by DesertRat662004-06-20 15:11:51
        You could do what I'd do... by Illiad2004-06-20 15:18:40
          Part of the problem now is that by shorty822004-06-20 16:57:57
            Bad idea. by Naruki2004-06-20 17:01:16
              Then they can register so they can look at it by shorty822004-06-20 19:58:55
              Better idea... by imperito2004-06-20 17:22:23
                What's are PKI setups and keyring servers? (n/t) by shorty822004-06-20 17:26:57
                  They are.... by imperito2004-06-20 17:37:56
                    OK, Thanks. by shorty822004-06-20 17:41:50
                      True. by imperito2004-06-20 17:46:44
                        Yes it is. by shorty822004-06-20 17:49:43
                          Actually, there may be a way. by retiqlum22004-06-20 20:20:05
                            That is a very good idea. (n/t) by shorty822004-06-20 20:24:22
                          There's a way to dropkick lamers. by themadkansan2004-06-20 17:53:13
                            To an extent... by imperito2004-06-20 18:03:41
                              I know, but what other choice is there? by themadkansan2004-06-20 18:05:32
                                I'm not saying its a bad thing... by imperito2004-06-20 18:08:14
                                BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! by themadkansan2004-06-20 18:12:25
                                Out of curiosity: Is the security any tighter by shorty822004-06-20 18:15:42
                                CW? (n/t) by themadkansan2004-06-20 18:17:05
                                Whatever ET is based on. I may of gotten the name by shorty822004-06-20 18:20:15
                                Oh, RtCW. by themadkansan2004-06-20 18:21:42
                                Allright. I thought maybe they put less effort by shorty822004-06-20 18:22:43
                                But not even that much... by imperito2004-06-20 18:14:00
                                I wish it were that obvious to them. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2004-06-20 18:16:11
                            Then the SA should be reenabled. by shorty822004-06-20 17:55:16
                              It was, originally. by themadkansan2004-06-20 17:59:05
                                I will check that tomorrow by Egaeus2004-06-20 19:53:13
                                Okay, I checked the password by Egaeus2004-06-20 20:05:54
                                I say reenable it and change the SA password by shorty822004-06-20 18:25:38
                                True, but Pyro's a busy person. by themadkansan2004-06-20 18:28:11
                                I understand that. by shorty822004-06-20 18:30:26
                                Egaeus is able to, IIRC. by themadkansan2004-06-20 18:32:06
                                I think so. I think about the only think he can't by shorty822004-06-20 18:36:37
                That'd be interesting by Freakazoid2004-06-20 17:25:25
                  Precisely. by imperito2004-06-20 17:34:55
Googlewhack! ausgemusterte löschanlagen by Medentic2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What exactly is a Googlewhack? (n/t) by shorty822004-06-20 18:13:41
    Try looking a bit... by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ahh, like the old Johnny Carson skit... by ecthelion2004-06-20 21:51:52
      Thanks. by shorty822004-06-20 19:39:52
  Unless there is a different Googlewhack... by Naruki2004-06-20 17:04:29
    Well... by imperito2004-06-20 18:12:23
  disharmonious semaphores by imperito2006-11-19 12:55:59
    i still don't understand by Nightwind2004-06-20 15:56:56
      It will eventually. by shorty822004-06-20 16:38:03
      eventually, possibly... by imperito2004-06-20 15:58:43
        why not put them in body by Nightwind2004-06-20 16:04:19
          Well, in a sense, thats a good thing. by imperito2004-06-20 18:06:37
YE FRICKING GODS by Illiad2004-06-20 14:05:04
  There are freaks on both sides. by retiqlum22004-06-20 14:43:15
    Exactly, extremists are the problem by Slamlander2004-06-20 14:51:07
  The USA is heading toward one of by webishop2004-06-20 14:18:26
    Or, indeed, by pas512004-06-20 14:23:12
      Possible....consider the impact on by webishop2004-06-20 14:27:15
        In that case, most of the rest of the US by Slamlander2004-06-20 14:47:06
          That, and the fact by Egaeus2004-06-20 20:12:17
            This is the primary point I was looking at. by webishop2004-06-20 20:24:54
  That's how I see all Bushites. by Naruki2004-06-20 14:11:48
    Mods ? Shouldn't that be Bush*tes ? by Cokish2004-06-20 14:17:56
      I wonder what about Bushiite would be like. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-20 14:21:14
        Opposite of Busunni? (n/t) by pas512004-06-20 14:49:42
  "Do not meddle in the affairs of Neocons, by pas512004-06-20 14:11:43
    Neocon != Fascist! by Slamlander2004-06-20 14:22:30
      Ok, so could you define Neocon for us? by Kickstart2004-06-20 14:29:39
        And those in the public eye who... by retiqlum22004-06-20 14:45:38
          They're not even crackers. by mwq2004-06-20 14:50:12
        I'll defer to DR66's definition by Slamlander2004-06-20 14:43:43
    Careful... by Naruki2004-06-20 14:14:39
      Just like Hacker != Craker by Slamlander2004-06-20 14:23:41
        I know I do. by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-20 14:28:21
          Simple. by LionsPhil2004-06-20 15:27:46
          hacker (n/t) by pas512004-06-20 14:29:30
            So what's a cracker? by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-20 14:32:43
              jargon file: by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
      Since you insist, by pas512004-06-20 14:19:44
      I just don't get the "neo" part. by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-20 14:19:17
        Not new, renewed. by mwq2004-06-20 14:45:28
          I think that you need to understand America better by Slamlander2004-06-20 14:49:13
            You must really hate him by LionsPhil2004-06-20 15:33:37
            Semantic Rant by sims_mom2004-06-20 15:11:51
              As a Canadian... by Kickstart2004-06-20 17:08:32
                Yer a Canuck! Deal with it, ye Molson-swilling by Adiplomat2004-06-20 18:06:39
              Who is Iliad? by Naruki2004-06-20 16:39:37
                Candian? by Kickstart2004-06-20 17:06:13
                  Oh, yeah? You want sum a me, punke? by Naruki2004-06-20 17:13:14
                    HA_HA!!! Naruki falls victim to own law! by Adiplomat2004-06-20 18:04:51
                      That won't be 11, then. by Naruki2004-06-20 20:10:35
                        Dang! He's learning... :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-06-20 20:17:08
              That's not what people mean when they say American by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-20 15:17:27
            I'd rather not. (n/t) by mwq2004-06-20 14:51:32
        Neocon 101: by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
          Just as scary as I originally thought by Kickstart2004-06-20 14:35:53
            ...and from the horse's mouth: by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
        What's new is the shiney wrappers they use. (n/t) by webishop2004-06-20 14:22:55
This'd be an interesting variation on James Bond by Pic2004-06-20 13:37:30
  Let me guess, by pas512004-06-20 13:39:47
  lol! by MaW2004-06-20 13:39:27
    now there's a contradiction in terms... (n/t) by pas512004-06-20 13:40:41
<Deleted><Deleted>2004-06-20 14:11:09
  Sorry. I saw it listed as free on a couple of... by retiqlum22004-06-20 14:49:08
  Abandonware is NOT free by Kickstart2004-06-20 14:11:01
    Proof of freeness by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Still not proof by Kickstart2004-06-20 14:37:41
        Josh Mandel by oot2004-06-20 14:50:18
        Followup... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I've run quite a few dos4gw games under W2K by aix tom2006-11-19 12:55:59
<W:ET> >writes name in air with flamethrower< by themadkansan2004-06-20 10:37:16
  I've always wanted to... by retiqlum22004-06-20 13:12:19
    Its private by imperito2004-06-20 13:17:52
      No it's not. by LionsPhil2004-06-20 15:20:00
      I got a protocol error. by retiqlum22004-06-20 15:05:10
        Patch up. by LionsPhil2004-06-20 15:21:40
  Any more out there? :) by themadkansan2004-06-20 12:16:28
  TMBI and TMK: by shorty822004-06-20 11:43:31
    No offense meant. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-06-20 14:59:47
    Oh, grow up. by LionsPhil2004-06-20 13:20:14
    Sorry. My bad. I didn't see it. by themadkansan2004-06-20 12:15:28
    They may not have heard. by Tomo2004-06-20 11:46:43
      There was no firefight. They were chatting. by shorty822004-06-20 11:58:07
        This WE:T is that a CHAT server ??? by Cokish2004-06-20 12:06:12
  Wish I could. by shorty822004-06-20 11:27:06
  Maybe after lunch (n/t) by techi8702004-06-20 10:59:14
  Darn! Just getting ready to go to the store by ChuckAB2004-06-20 10:56:59
  BLAM! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-20 10:52:13
  Ah yes, assuming I can rearrange my room by Tomo2004-06-20 10:40:04
    'k. by themadkansan2004-06-20 10:43:54
      Hmm, this position is doable. by Tomo2004-06-20 10:52:24
        Ow. by themadkansan2004-06-20 10:53:58
          The problem is the keyboard. by Tomo2004-06-20 10:55:41
            ah, MUCH better! by Tomo2004-06-20 11:01:22
In keeping with today's comic by stephystar2004-06-20 10:34:40
  What's your favourite type of exercise? by Dazed2004-06-20 12:10:41
    Middle-Eastern dance, by xcheopis2004-06-20 18:40:45
    Canoeing. by retiqlum22004-06-20 12:51:37
    living in a 3rd floor walkup by Nightwind2004-06-20 12:40:03
      Why don't you lift the heavy objects by shorty822004-06-20 12:42:00
        you don't lift with your arms and back by Nightwind2004-06-20 12:58:42
          'Heavy object' by pas512004-06-20 13:04:00
            i wish it was only 20kg by Nightwind2004-06-20 13:08:33
              You don't need to lose weight. by retiqlum22004-06-20 13:15:24
                190 lbs 6'5" tall by Nightwind2004-06-20 16:06:00
                  Wow, I only weigh five pounds less by retiqlum22004-06-20 16:52:00
                    i eat everything by Nightwind2004-06-20 17:38:07
                    I once knew a guy by niwikki2004-06-20 16:57:19
                      Sounds like me. by shorty822004-06-20 17:00:22
                        are you missing some internal organs? by niwikki2004-06-20 17:20:37
                          I guess you're right. by shorty822004-06-20 17:29:56
                            then it could be 210 by Nightwind2004-06-20 17:39:41
                              No, he's extremely skinny. (n/t) by Egaeus2004-06-20 20:41:37
                              Maybe. by shorty822004-06-20 17:43:17
                                If the old scale I just found is accurate I weigh by shorty822004-06-20 17:45:49
                                your handle by astro-g2004-06-20 22:21:53
                                Shorty is a nickname by brother gave me by shorty822004-06-20 22:24:39
    sleep by imrambi2004-06-20 12:37:59
    Good luck and a hint.. by lemmie2004-06-20 12:34:43
      archery sure is fun. :) by Dazed2004-06-20 12:55:48
        Sorry for the confusion by lemmie2004-06-21 11:23:27
Anyone seen krikkert? by Winsmith2004-06-20 10:16:19
  He made a very early post this (EU) morning. by Cokish2004-06-20 10:39:49
If a hair dryer dries hair, by LionsPhil2004-06-20 09:47:07
  It does. by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-20 11:54:37
    Yeah, but it can ruin the spin. by pas512004-06-20 11:59:01
  The same reason a towel bar doesn't serve liquor. (n/t) by tnglives2004-06-20 09:49:34
    Or, in fact, towels. (n/t) by Llyr2004-06-20 10:25:59
    If a tin whistle is made out of tin, by ideur2004-06-20 10:14:55
      what about a dongbeetle ? (n/t) by Cokish2004-06-20 10:25:14
        Dongs. by Tomo2004-06-20 10:53:10
          I thouht it was Dung ??? by Dad2TZK2004-06-20 10:55:46
            You're right! But typos can be funny sometimes (n/ (n/t) by Tomo2004-06-20 11:29:59
      Horn, obviously. (n/t) by Llyr2004-06-20 10:24:33
Argh, one of those days... by Winsmith2004-06-20 08:53:12
  Canned coffee by sims_mom2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You can drink coffee from a can? by Myke2004-06-20 09:08:16
    starbucks doubleshot expresso? (n/t) by Nightwind2004-06-20 12:57:09
    Pot, I mean. by Winsmith2004-06-20 10:06:48
      ENGFEH! by ENGFEH2004-06-20 10:26:11
      You were correct (i hope) by Cokish2004-06-20 10:09:40
        Indeed. Thanks. by Winsmith2004-06-20 10:11:06
          I don't know. Is he ill ? by Cokish2004-06-20 10:18:24
    UK definition of noun 'can' by Cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Who with the what now? by LionsPhil2004-06-20 10:43:34
        You did get the 'Yikes' from Mykes ? by Cokish2004-06-20 10:47:59
          That wasn't my line of thought... by Myke2004-06-20 17:12:23
          I wondered. by LionsPhil2004-06-20 10:52:54
            Is it like 'can' in 'canned' food ? by Cokish2004-06-20 10:55:41
              Yes. No. No. by LionsPhil2004-06-20 10:56:43
                *eats LionsPhil* by VanillaCokish2004-06-20 10:58:36
            Not so. by Tomo2004-06-20 10:54:23
              "Caution: by pas512004-06-20 11:30:23
                It does say something like that on the tin! (n/t) by Tomo2004-06-20 11:31:20
  take a nap (n/t) by imrambi2004-06-20 08:59:42
    not a bad idea actually. by Winsmith2004-06-20 09:00:44
      nope. by Cokish2004-06-20 10:02:48
Hmm.. Google no function Mozilla good without :P by romandas2004-06-20 07:50:09
  Does the "Fr" look like this? by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That's exactly the 'Fr' I was looking for.. ;) by romandas2004-06-20 23:14:09
  just an idea by ParityBit2004-06-20 08:26:23
    Nada.. and now it just fixed itself after being by romandas2004-06-20 08:51:53
  have you tried by defdood2004-06-20 08:19:37
    I set mine by astro-g2004-06-20 22:31:48
      I did clear my cookies.. along with everything els by romandas2004-06-20 23:16:49
  Btw.. by romandas2004-06-20 07:51:06
    Maybe that's the problem... by bwkaz2004-06-20 09:06:52
Back from camp counseloring. by Ravenlock2004-06-20 07:45:24
What is a geek? What is a nerd? by purplepineapple2004-06-20 06:58:10
  A nerd is ususally socially inept, but a geek by delltech2004-06-20 20:49:45
  Ask Cecilia: by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
  Think most here would agree w/Jargon... by tangentblade2006-11-19 12:55:59
    One thing I disagree with... by Naruki2004-06-20 16:54:01
  USA (Colorado) by cencithomas2004-06-20 07:19:42
    see, thats where purplepineaple is coming from by DragonLady2004-06-20 07:40:59
      Yes, well.. by purplepineapple2004-06-20 07:47:11
        *shrug* pay attention to how the words are used by DragonLady2004-06-20 07:52:46
          At uni I associate in two distinct groups by purplepineapple2004-06-20 08:10:38
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-06-20 06:43:01
  Desk for sale (repost) by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Anyone want a corset? by random_c2004-06-20 08:13:47
    I would love a corset... unfortunately by P.Buttercup2004-06-20 10:10:26
      Dark garden managed it for me... by random_c2004-06-20 10:53:53
        I have 2 bustiers that no longer fit me by P.Buttercup2004-06-20 14:15:15
          Interesting thread :) by ecthelion2004-06-20 22:06:09
Folding@Home projected team rank on July 1st by goodyca2004-06-20 05:42:23
  so -close-! by Didactylos2004-06-20 07:15:59
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Happy Father's Day! by AshyRaine2004-06-20 05:14:54
  Oh crap. by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-20 12:02:09
Palm and Thunderbird/Mozilla by JohnLynch2004-06-20 04:17:08
Hooray! by LionsPhil2004-06-20 03:34:46
  no more diet! :-b (n/t) by papaloco2004-06-20 04:01:11
Now why don't I want to... by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
  reassurance.... by Didactylos2004-06-20 03:02:08
  Because it's a badly constructed fake? (n/t) by freon2004-06-20 02:41:41
    No it's not by blowdart2004-06-20 02:52:56
      Whether or not it was real or fake, by shorty822004-06-20 11:05:35
      That may be so, but... by Khaar2004-06-20 03:05:23
    A fake? Oh my. by Khaar2004-06-20 02:47:47
Happy Pride Edmonton!! by gaygeek2004-06-20 02:23:14
  Damn, missed it by TrogL2004-06-21 09:48:19
  the festivities are just starting in Toronto... by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-20 12:01:18
    I watched the parade, by gaygeek2004-06-20 12:05:36
  Word Usage by sims_mom2004-06-20 11:02:00
  Ye gods I wish I was there... by Illiad2004-06-20 09:25:51
    You could always join my friends and I by gaygeek2004-06-20 10:43:36
  Gay Pride in Aus by DragonLady2004-06-20 07:45:59
    Ours is fun, too by gaygeek2004-06-20 10:40:40
  I'd like to make one small protest, here. by Adiplomat2004-06-20 06:35:02
    Language is not owned by any one people. by NOLAWitch2004-06-20 08:46:48
      Well said. by gaygeek2004-06-20 10:33:52
        It seems to me Adip didn't have an issue with by shorty822004-06-20 11:02:21
          Precisely. "Gay pride" is properly descriptive. by Adiplomat2004-06-20 18:14:24
      Actually, I think I'll have to agree with Dippy by Kickstart2004-06-20 09:52:15
        interesting - I never thought of it as exclusive by Dazed2004-06-20 12:27:31
        I have pride of lions! by pas512004-06-20 11:32:32
        but it's just ordinary language abbreviation by goulo2004-06-20 10:08:40
    yeah! And stop misusing "computer" and "geek" :) by goulo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What I find nice about 'prides' is that by Cokish2004-06-20 02:48:44
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Technical question. Does anyone know if the data by NOLAWitch2004-06-20 08:23:24
    The didn't BOINC by plblark2004-06-21 06:25:09
So my brother is getting married. by retiqlum22004-06-20 01:33:24
  Emulate his behaviour. by AG_wyvern2004-06-20 18:55:11
  Wait until the next time he does one of those by Adiplomat2004-06-20 06:48:46
  Bring by astro-g2004-06-20 02:55:48
    Poker instruction?? :-) (n/t) by OsteSpiser2004-06-20 03:40:18
shameless lj plug - finally finished my reunion by niwikki2004-06-20 01:02:13
All fad diets are idiotc ... 'nuff said (n/t) by asayogure2004-06-20 01:01:53
  Speeking as an overweight geek... by ellakano2004-06-20 09:11:25
    I'm surprised you can exercise very well by Dazed2004-06-20 12:51:31
      Admitidly... by ellakano2004-06-20 18:47:38
      I never before heard of "burning brain cells" by UnFair2004-06-20 13:26:22
      need to do some checkout on the subject... by leistico2004-06-20 13:05:02
      southbeach by Nightwind2004-06-20 13:00:37
  A balanced diet and plenty of exercise by AshyRaine2004-06-20 04:11:06
    carbohydrates give energy by joecrouse2004-06-20 14:44:19
  Funny thing about the Atkins diet... by skippy-ish_guy2004-06-20 01:30:56
    Sources? (n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-20 01:34:15
      A couple of sources... by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Mom works in a nifty place called a "Hospital" by skippy-ish_guy2004-06-20 01:38:14
        I'm sorry, but I think that that is... by retiqlum22004-06-20 01:46:44
          didnt Dr Atkins by astro-g2004-06-20 03:51:52
            Yes. by LionsPhil2004-06-20 08:25:47
            Sigh. by Okatha2004-06-20 04:38:27
              yeah, I know, by Star Warrior2004-06-20 05:22:24
                I found one by Star Warrior2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Depends on the fat procentage by Spisefisken2004-06-20 06:53:12
                    You're probably right, by Star Warrior2004-06-20 09:12:21
            and I believe he was by Star Warrior2004-06-20 03:54:35
              ARGH! Flippin' PETA propaganda by leistico2004-06-20 13:14:02
                Propaganda against propaganda? by UnFair2004-06-20 13:31:35
                  Allow me to add a source by ellakano2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I think you have an extra word in there... by firehawk2004-06-20 01:11:16
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Does illiways have a notice board? by random_c2004-06-20 04:15:19
    Not that i know of, but i can build one :-) by ideur2004-06-20 05:12:55
      Should be fine by random_c2004-06-20 08:12:47
        household chores ??? by Cokish2004-06-20 09:54:29
          Well... by random_c2004-06-20 10:55:19
            I know, but thought it was only one week by Cokish2004-06-20 11:08:35
              Two weeks in Delft, working... by random_c2004-06-20 12:27:30
                just dropped a line in your diary by Cokish2004-06-20 13:26:55
  *drags self in* by ParityBit2004-06-20 02:10:50
    *serves coffee,scrambled eggs and croissants* by Electric Storm2004-06-20 02:15:32
      thanks by ParityBit2004-06-20 02:18:59
  Usually I just sit in the corner... by retiqlum22004-06-20 01:54:44
  *Ducks inside* by ixeian2004-06-20 01:47:15
    May I help? by Electric Storm2004-06-20 01:59:49
      Thank you by ixeian2004-06-20 02:06:53
  *engfeh* by Cokish2004-06-20 01:00:49
    *Serves a cup of thick syrypy/muddish stuff* by SaleGamine2004-06-20 01:07:40
      *licks BAS syrup* , *gulps coke* by Cokish2004-06-20 01:19:04
        Funny thing is: by retiqlum22004-06-20 01:39:32
          Like with many 'addictive' things by Cokish2004-06-20 02:02:54
            The 'Game Addict' was yesterday, by retiqlum22004-06-20 02:13:07
              Just not trying/experimenting is the best thing by Cokish2004-06-20 02:35:02
      Turn the basement into a Dutch consulate. by klaranth2004-06-20 01:11:19
        It would not be the first consulate that gets by ideur2004-06-20 01:25:19
          Technically, soft drugs arn't legal in NL by Cokish2004-06-20 01:37:38
  {{{Salegamine}}} *serves VERY hot tea* by Electric Storm2004-06-20 01:00:46
    Yes I saw by SaleGamine2004-06-20 01:04:40
      You're welcom by Electric Storm2004-06-20 01:16:33
i've lost almost 40lbs on atkins by Psychoi3oy2004-06-20 00:49:29
  and your doctor has said by Nightwind2004-06-20 12:44:59
  Wow! by stephystar2004-06-20 10:23:20
    It does ususally push the cholesterol by UnFair2004-06-20 12:15:08
      Everyone I know on Atkins had lower cholesterol by crash_2004-06-20 14:00:59
        Yup. My tryclerides dropped almost by P.Buttercup2004-06-20 14:20:14
  Just a thought... by random_c2004-06-20 08:16:44
    If you come off suddenly, you'll make by P.Buttercup2004-06-20 10:14:31
      What's this 2-3 months stuff? by crash_2004-06-20 14:03:50
        I ment 2-3 months after stopping the diet by P.Buttercup2004-06-20 14:18:07
    You're not supposed to suddenly "come off" it. by LionsPhil2004-06-20 08:29:05
  it worked for me too.... by lord_dolphin2004-06-20 01:59:24
  It worked well for me... by retiqlum22004-06-20 01:24:26
    Uhg.. Getting tonsils out is painful as hell by Freakazoid2004-06-20 01:31:27
      the "tonsils out" diet works well, indeed by AshyRaine2004-06-20 04:53:40
        supposed to be "suppress" by AshyRaine2004-06-20 04:54:42
      I don't want either... by Electric Storm2004-06-20 01:42:05
        I refused it. by retiqlum22004-06-20 02:04:19
          Did the doctors mention the C-Pap? by Electric Storm2004-06-20 02:12:51
            CPAP or BiPAPs are great..... by krisguy2004-06-20 10:12:43
            A) Didn't work by retiqlum22004-06-20 02:19:43
The UF 2-a-month photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
Nifty Tech Support Spheres for Sale!! by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Error: 423 Locked by friareriner2004-06-20 00:56:20
    Lock ia released. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-20 01:21:01
The Adventures of "Mike: Saviour of the World" by fudje2004-06-20 00:10:48
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-06-20 00:10:01
  Stronifel by SnYpEr2004-06-20 05:43:49
*This* strip gets mass-mailed to the old office :- by AG_wyvern2004-06-20 00:02:50
  Just do JD a favor and make sure it's not by Adiplomat2004-06-20 06:38:17
    Nope. always a link to the ad-page version. (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-06-20 08:43:47
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2004-06-20 00:01:30
  Assuming you mean in the US, December 15, 1974. by freon2004-06-20 02:30:58
    The British King died. by ideur2004-06-20 03:17:59
      eh? Victoria's daughter ? She had by jedidiahstott2004-06-20 04:25:06
        King William IV was king of Britain, Ireland AND by ideur2004-06-20 04:36:03
          Cos they drank lime juice by jedidiahstott2004-06-20 05:48:53
            "Black Tot Day" by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
Translations by Nea2004-06-20 00:01:02
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Esperanton / Esperanto by freon2004-06-20 02:14:05
    saluton! by goulo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  German/Deutsch (top) (n/t) by LsH2004-06-20 00:10:34
    by UnFair by UnFair2004-06-20 06:48:14
    by diGriz by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ich hab da mehr an Sacher Torte gedacht by ideur2004-06-20 05:35:30
    by LsH by LsH2004-06-20 00:23:23
      Hat mit der Atkins Diät zu tun. by ideur2004-06-20 00:28:40
        ich finde es interessant, by Star Warrior2004-06-20 03:53:09
        äääh.. by LsH2004-06-20 02:11:41
          Ich hab was vergessen by ideur2004-06-20 02:33:09
      frosted by ripley82004-06-20 00:24:51
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Whereas (n/t) by archnerd2004-06-21 19:01:07
  Whirlyflopter by astro-g2004-06-20 22:39:18
  Squeegee. (n/t) by kelli2172004-06-20 20:59:01
  Bugger!!! by hooray4nsa2004-06-20 17:07:53
  Ineptitude. by LionsPhil2004-06-20 15:32:43
  Stroppy! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-20 15:01:16
    That's a fantastic word. by Hassan2004-06-20 15:30:13
      Well of course they do! by shorty822004-06-20 16:52:17
  Bloke (n/t) by cuboci2004-06-20 11:59:46
    Or 'hidiot' by cuboci2004-06-20 12:10:06
  Bizarro! (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-20 11:55:36
    Don't you mean, "BIZAAAAARO"?? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-20 12:04:13
      Steht nun als Rächer, by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
  Podger and Podging. by Tomo2004-06-20 11:43:18
    Hodge. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-20 15:30:50
  Dongle. by Arcanum2004-06-20 11:37:52
  Osteichthyes by thewrongcrowd2004-06-20 11:07:02
  No one favorite, but "conspiratorial" is nice by tigermouse2004-06-20 10:18:46
  Without the meaning, "murder" is kinda catchy. by tnglives2004-06-20 09:57:51
  Inconceivable! by JPaganel2004-06-20 09:46:58
  "Shoes". by LionsPhil2004-06-20 09:38:01
  Prestidigitation. It's such a Gilbert & Sullivan by NOLAWitch2004-06-20 08:50:07
  My wife is from Sweden and her fav word is . . . by hieraco2004-06-20 08:39:26
    It's an English word by TheGM2004-06-20 10:28:44
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-06-20 09:44:19
    Modded for double post (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-20 09:44:32
  MIne's a title by TechisSO2004-06-20 08:38:26
  Interesting (n/t) by pas512004-06-20 08:05:28
  Excellent. by wheresthefish2004-06-20 05:56:53
    Ehhhhxcellent. (n/t) by pas512004-06-20 07:12:03
  Engfeh by diGriz2004-06-20 05:21:40
  cthtonic by Alcyone2004-06-20 04:30:56
    Or cthonic? :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-06-20 06:40:15
  mangling (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-06-20 04:21:38
  Indubitably (n/t) by Costas2004-06-20 04:20:43
  Conq! by OsteSpiser2004-06-20 03:54:15
  Nimdinrod by Famanoran2004-06-20 03:52:10
    I use Muppet, or Muppeteer. (n/t) by Tomo2004-06-20 11:44:37
      "Creation of Jim Henson" by LionsPhil2004-06-20 15:32:18
  I have two myself by Spisefisken2004-06-20 02:53:44
  Probably "Wankel" by Freakazoid2004-06-20 01:21:27
  sporks/monkey/pickle/sponge. by retiqlum22004-06-20 01:18:22
  squid by bassplayer2004-06-20 01:11:50
  phenomenon! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-20 00:51:36
    dee doo dee doo doo (n/t) by Cokish2004-06-20 13:35:13
  clock (n/t) by niwikki2004-06-20 00:17:47
  Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-06-20 00:16:17
  banana by AG_wyvern2004-06-20 00:16:02
    **prepares LARTS of mass destruction**(n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-20 01:19:43
    Thanks, I just got that out of my head by schwing12004-06-20 00:39:54
  A**hat by schwing12004-06-20 00:14:53
  Wankel. by Illiad2004-06-20 00:10:46
    that's english? (n/t) by niwikki2004-06-20 00:12:04
      Aye by Illiad2004-06-20 00:12:37
        But Dr. Felix Wankel was german! (n/t) by ideur2004-06-20 00:25:11
          WankelWankelWankelWankel... by themadkansan2004-06-20 00:30:47
            Snake ! (n/t) by Cokish2004-06-20 02:06:01
  I have three... by daswife2004-06-20 00:08:04
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  donthatemebecauseIateallthesillyputty? by ideur2004-06-20 00:03:38

 

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