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Cartoon for Jun 16, 2004
Strip for Jun 16, 2004
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Wired mentions UF! by Havoc2007-05-22 06:28:26
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  Moderated: unobfuscated email address (n/t) by Nea2007-05-22 08:29:47
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-05-22 08:30:02
    Moderated: unobfuscated email address (n/t) by Nea2007-05-22 08:30:11
    Thoughts on AOL's reverse dns anti-spam rule by glitch2004-06-18 06:39:13
  Somebody who has your email in their address book by shorty822004-06-16 23:39:29
    Minor, but important, correction: by Cokish2004-06-17 01:13:03
    aaaaah by purplepineapple2004-06-16 23:50:37
      Maybe it was. That is quite possible by shorty822004-06-16 23:53:40
        You could always use mailinator ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I recieve almost no spam by shorty822004-06-17 00:01:32
            <Deleted><Deleted>2007-05-22 08:30:23
              Moderated: unobfuscated email address (n/t) by Nea2007-05-22 08:30:30
I having trouble connecting by shorty822004-06-16 23:35:54
  Ok here. by purplepineapple2004-06-16 23:53:15
    When I try to I get "connection refused" by shorty822004-06-16 23:56:55
Late/earlycomers thread by Spisefisken2004-06-16 22:57:16
  It's 4.30pm local time by purplepineapple2004-06-16 23:37:33
    s/surround/surrounding (n/t) by purplepineapple2004-06-16 23:37:48
  simple answer by c3po2004-06-16 23:32:27
    Same reason here (n/t) by ixeian2004-06-16 23:38:18
  @ work by diGriz2004-06-16 23:32:22
    *Comforts* (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-06-16 23:33:41
      Reminds me of a gospel song by diGriz2004-06-16 23:35:04
        Poor you... by saminz2004-06-16 23:37:41
          Since I couldn't fall asleep again... by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
            I have been trying this... by saminz2004-06-16 23:45:31
              Hmm. works with Mozilla by diGriz2004-06-16 23:52:15
                Just checked by diGriz2004-06-16 23:59:40
                Safari, too... by saminz2004-06-16 23:54:15
  Europe is waking up ... (n/t) by klaranth2004-06-16 23:21:27
    What other choice do we have? by SaleGamine2004-06-16 23:30:27
  *mumble* by Myke2004-06-16 23:12:49
  Where else could I be? by SaleGamine2004-06-16 22:59:58
    A bit stiff in the knee but that is all by Spisefisken2004-06-16 23:57:58
      forgot by Spisefisken2004-06-16 23:58:14
    Yeah, right... by saminz2004-06-16 23:23:29
      Yes isn't it? by SaleGamine2004-06-16 23:26:46
        Good Idea! by saminz2004-06-16 23:35:19
          *Is sorely tempted* by SaleGamine2004-06-16 23:48:47
            Same here, of course. by saminz2004-06-16 23:52:47
              You just can't fight that early conditioning.... (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-06-17 00:02:46
  I'm usually here at this time. by shorty822004-06-16 22:59:31
Problem with AIM Games. by shorty822004-06-16 22:57:13
  The fact that only one IP address can connect ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I thought that too. by shorty822004-06-16 23:29:08
To bed! by bassplayer2004-06-16 22:48:51
  Hairpieces for Asian men? (n/t) by kahuana2004-06-16 22:50:38
Attn: shorty82 by romandas2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ok by shorty822004-06-16 22:42:50
I was just looking for a Linux ATI Radeon driver.. by swisscheese2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The O'Reilly book includes by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Only set up for the american market, I see. by klaranth2004-06-16 23:28:21
Time to shutdown for the night. by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 22:08:18
  Agrees. by kahuana2004-06-16 22:52:42
  >waves< by themadkansan2004-06-16 22:09:18
    <particles> by hadji2004-06-16 22:15:28
      <>duality<> (n/t) by williamashbless2004-06-16 22:49:04
        =string theory= (n/t) by bassplayer2004-06-16 22:50:21
They've come to snuff the rooster... by bassplayer2004-06-16 21:59:21
  Well, most of what I've understood about that song by romandas2004-06-16 23:10:05
    Ah, here's the explanation: by romandas2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You mean they came to choke the chicken? by JPaganel2004-06-16 22:14:31
    Well, it's simple really. by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 22:48:06
  ...Probably never will, either. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2004-06-16 22:03:56
Adiplomat: Illiad, you got signal! by Adiplomat2004-06-16 21:43:36
  Check the Signial Hudson! by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 21:47:29
    **Answers** by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 21:59:33
    **SPOILER** by Adiplomat2004-06-16 21:52:10
      Close enough by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 22:00:58
And Zebedee said... by Avium2004-06-16 21:34:48
  He told me he worked in the morning by hadji2004-06-16 21:38:21
{{{Llyr}}} (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-16 21:33:36
  ¿Por qué? by bassplayer2004-06-16 21:38:23
Should I get Firefox 0.9? by bassplayer2004-06-16 21:31:00
  i would say wait by stacato2004-06-16 22:45:47
  Get it. Running it now am I. :) by themadkansan2004-06-16 21:49:20
    What are some of the advantages of upgrading? (n/t by shorty822004-06-16 21:51:47
      Copied from Mozilla website: by themadkansan2004-06-16 21:56:24
        Thanks. (n/t) by shorty822004-06-16 21:58:09
      Besides talking like Yoda? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-06-16 21:55:28
        Like you I do. Funny you are. by themadkansan2004-06-16 21:59:29
          Looks aren't everything. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-06-16 22:00:36
            In this world, they are. (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-16 22:02:17
              Then UFies are pretty much screwed, eh? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-06-16 22:04:07
                ...Like we care. :) by themadkansan2004-06-16 22:07:22
                  Although UFies as a race would die out in the end. (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-16 22:23:19
                    There's something to be said for dying happy. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2004-06-16 22:27:08
        Yes, besides talking like Yoda. :) (n/t) by shorty822004-06-16 21:56:46
  I think I'll wait for 1.0 (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 21:43:12
  I'm happy with 0.8 by MrTrick2004-06-16 21:34:11
  I'm going to wait awhile before upgrading. by shorty822004-06-16 21:32:28
winlogon.exe by hadji2004-06-16 21:01:17
  What Does the mem command say about it by littleblue2004-06-16 21:30:32
    Or they could just look in Task Manager by Adiplomat2004-06-16 21:49:48
  reboot with it unplugged from net by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 21:06:50
    That's what I advised, but by hadji2004-06-16 21:08:49
      well atleast I know my TS skills by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 21:12:40
        ok lookie here by Dad2TZK2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Dad, Send me an email. by hadji2004-06-16 21:31:51
            Done ! Mail on the way! (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 21:39:25
              Replied. (n/t) by hadji2004-06-16 21:46:38
        Either that or mine are horribly obsolete. by hadji2004-06-16 21:23:57
G4TechTV - 42 open positions by nvparrothead2004-06-16 20:45:10
  probably some of the Tech TV staff saw by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 20:51:17
DP easter eggs in Quake III Arena. by hadji2004-06-16 20:32:32
  oops, linky by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Those easter eggs are what made me come here. (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 20:41:52
      I actually found those by looking for by hadji2004-06-16 20:46:12
        Nope none created as of yet by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 20:52:52
          *scratches head* by hadji2004-06-16 20:55:36
            good place to look for skins though by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 20:57:56
              polys, is there a limit in quake for skins? by dotCOMmie2004-06-16 21:05:25
              Thanks. :-) (n/t) by hadji2004-06-16 21:02:30
        many months ago I was loking found nothing by dotCOMmie2004-06-16 20:52:25
Obligatory Play Nice game: Word Association: bunny by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 20:25:38
  Playboy by DesertRat662004-06-16 20:26:41
    bruce (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 20:27:34
      Lee (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 20:55:34
        Windward (n/t) by webishop2004-06-16 20:58:36
          blue (n/t) by bassplayer2004-06-16 21:01:16
            IBM (n/t) by littleblue2004-06-16 21:33:23
              linux (n/t) by bassplayer2004-06-16 21:38:54
      Wayne (n/t) by justducky2004-06-16 20:34:47
        swell (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 20:36:01
          ice (n/t) by hadji2004-06-16 20:36:31
            tea (n/t) by bassplayer2004-06-16 21:01:31
  snugglebunnies. (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-16 20:26:31
    sluggy (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 20:29:15
      freelance (n/t) by bassplayer2004-06-16 21:00:42
        unemployed (n/t) by littleblue2004-06-16 21:16:38
          me! (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 21:25:44
            Windows (n/t) by hadji2004-06-16 21:29:18
              bluescreen (n/t) by bassplayer2004-06-16 21:30:18
                death (n/t) by shorty822004-06-16 21:40:18
                  six feet under (n/t) by bassplayer2004-06-16 22:01:19
                format and reboot! (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 21:35:33
                  marines (n/t) by bassplayer2004-06-16 21:39:10
                    Aliens! (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 21:43:51
                      sigourney weaver (n/t) by bassplayer2004-06-16 21:51:15
                        Jill Swift in WET (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 22:02:06
                          bikini by bassplayer2004-06-16 22:05:40
There are times that the 'net is a wonderful thing by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 20:23:43
AAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH! by Kickstart2004-06-16 20:21:16
  ??? by SaleGamine2004-06-16 23:00:52
    Nothing today that I can see. by shorty822004-06-16 23:04:04
  My oh my, what *have* I missed? (n/t) by Llyr2004-06-16 21:03:50
  Rough day in the inbox again? by DesertRat662004-06-16 20:26:06
  Been reading LJ's again? (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-16 20:25:38
W:ET we need players please (n/t) by DesertRat662004-06-16 20:07:35
  Never mind by DesertRat662004-06-16 20:20:33
I know that Winblows likes to communicate by shorty822004-06-16 20:04:54
  I think you're being a little paranoid on this... by nate_t_g2004-06-16 21:28:22
    I'm not paranoid. by shorty822004-06-16 21:37:00
      Ah. Sorry. Some people are about these things... (n/t) by nate_t_g2004-06-16 21:44:29
        NP (n/t) by shorty822004-06-16 21:50:49
  For the online help at MSDN? by ManiacJoe2004-06-16 21:19:54
    If I want supplimental help from online by shorty822004-06-16 21:35:08
      The reasons and advantages of doing so... by nate_t_g2004-06-16 21:47:19
        but newer help files are *less* informative by swisscheese2004-06-17 01:38:00
        Then it should ask if I want to update. by shorty822004-06-16 21:50:26
  Port 80 isn't that http by littleblue2004-06-16 20:11:10
    Yep. That it is. by Avium2004-06-16 20:38:33
    I don't know why. It's annoying though. by shorty822004-06-16 20:17:26
G4TechTV by jj294062004-06-16 19:43:18
  You know you have a point.. by littleblue2004-06-16 20:06:21
I heard bagpipes outside by Kickstart2004-06-16 18:52:47
  LOL by Llyr2004-06-16 21:25:35
  And the LAST sound you'll hear is... by Evil_Minion2004-06-16 19:21:59
    Where I used to live in New Zealand.. by Her Geekship2004-06-16 19:27:20
      Great in a resort neighborhood... by esbita2004-06-16 20:14:15
        The bagpipes are not annoying. by Avium2004-06-16 20:46:07
  Haggis Truck? by krikkert2004-06-16 18:53:56
    It's like the Ice Cream Truck by Kickstart2004-06-16 18:55:28
      It's monkey meat by subbywan2004-06-16 20:12:47
      I know what Haggis is.. by krikkert2004-06-16 18:57:18
Calling all BC ufies | Travel tips requested. by abaron2004-06-16 18:51:35
  You have any idea which route you are doing? by Kickstart2004-06-16 19:00:43
    it's very casual by abaron2004-06-16 19:10:01
  Let us know when your in Banff. If we're not by techi8702004-06-16 18:58:55
Not that I expected McDonalds to be less scummy... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  But how will I get my Happy Meal fix?? :-( by thewrongcrowd2004-06-16 19:53:28
    S8? by Naruki2004-06-16 21:12:29
      Here you go... by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 21:16:43
  Then again, the news report does say by krikkert2004-06-16 18:53:19
    also said "HE RAMED THE RESTERAUNT" by Nightwind2004-06-16 19:12:24
      the person who died... by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-16 19:13:14
    It's a lawsuit, they have to say that (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-16 18:55:50
Attn: readers of the translations thread by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Looks good. I especially like the background. by ErniePi2004-06-16 18:47:06
    Yup by diGriz2004-06-16 18:50:06
      I now added... by diGriz2004-06-16 19:13:26
        I actually like the one-comic-per-page style by ErniePi2004-06-16 23:40:53
  I don't know German, by shorty822004-06-16 18:33:08
    Thank you by diGriz2004-06-16 18:57:05
W:ET 3 on server man I need help!!!! (n/t) by demonhedge2004-06-16 18:23:22
  I need flash to get W:ET! (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-16 18:27:38
    Try here. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
      The irony: Two seconds after you posted that, by krikkert2004-06-16 18:50:07
    No you don't! (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-06-16 18:29:12
      Bah, you just want to kill me. (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-16 18:59:50
Cat cuteness pic. by JillSwift2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cute! (n/t) by Lis772004-06-16 19:28:15
Shameless Diary Plug (for a friend) by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
Question for German speaking UFies. by shorty822004-06-16 17:50:08
  Geistfahrer?? by Her Geekship2004-06-16 17:51:09
    Close. by julius.apweiler2004-06-16 18:05:12
      That's it, thanks. by shorty822004-06-16 18:21:48
      Funny... it's 2 am here too.. by Her Geekship2004-06-16 18:07:37
    Almost: Geisterfahrer is correct. (n/t) by ErniePi2004-06-16 17:58:06
      That's it, thanks. (n/t) by shorty822004-06-16 18:20:30
    Maybe. by shorty822004-06-16 17:54:11
ROFLMFAO! Gosh, I love Bash! by bassplayer2004-06-16 17:42:08
  Okay. *That* was priceless. (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 23:19:18
  This one's good, too: by bassplayer2004-06-16 17:44:40
    {Grin} by swisscheese2004-06-16 20:42:55
UFies, I need an image! by Evil_Minion2004-06-16 17:41:29
  Be sure to give me a link to your site. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-06-16 18:18:25
    Same here (n/t) by shorty822004-06-16 18:19:41
      Will do "When it's done" It may take some time by Evil_Minion2004-06-16 19:18:28
  Working on one now... (n/t) by shorty822004-06-16 18:04:29
    Done. by shorty822004-06-16 18:17:33
      Email, please. That way I can get 'em anywhere. by Evil_Minion2004-06-16 19:10:05
        Mail sent to evil_minion at you know where. (n/t) by shorty822004-06-16 19:32:47
          Message bounced. by shorty822004-06-16 19:44:52
            Thank you. I failed to specify. :+) (n/t) by Evil_Minion2004-06-16 19:58:57
              NP. (n/t) by shorty822004-06-16 19:59:43
    Thanks! (n/t) by Evil_Minion2004-06-16 18:09:32
  That's either nick. Evil_Minions want to by Evil_Minion2004-06-16 17:57:11
Communication for the masses! by LurkerMo2006-11-19 12:55:59
W:ET in 30 min!?! by demonhedge2004-06-16 17:15:16
  I'll probably join. Can't guarantee though. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-06-16 17:17:40
    Bah. Tool request (well not tool, but by BaruMonkey2004-06-16 17:28:22
      Because the post number is not assigned at preview by Avium2004-06-16 18:44:03
      I've got a tool for that right here! by tigermouse2004-06-16 17:41:19
        <Sigh> Females and "tool envy".... (n/t) by Evil_Minion2004-06-16 18:05:28
          What envy? by tigermouse2004-06-16 18:25:11
      Because then Nea would have nothing to do all day! by LionsPhil2004-06-16 17:29:14
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-06-16 17:25:48
    Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2004-06-16 17:26:03
Rumsfeld ordered prisoner 'hidden' from Red Cross by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Just to be pedantic... by Naruki2004-06-16 17:34:39
  £$%&£)$^£(& MSNBC. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 17:07:30
    That is proof that Opera is broken! :) by shorty822004-06-16 17:09:45
      Only it's not. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 17:12:23
        Wouldn't surprise me. by shorty822004-06-16 17:14:01
          They are. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 17:16:16
            Here's the wierd thing. by ChuckAB2004-06-16 18:47:24
  Why do I doubt Rumsfeld will be tried as a by shorty822004-06-16 16:52:45
    Isn't that why the US didn't declare war? by Dazed2004-06-16 17:21:54
      I thought for awhile it was an actual war. (n/t) by shorty822004-06-16 17:22:35
        Depends who you ask. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 17:26:47
          Except that wasn't an official war either by Kickstart2004-06-16 18:41:59
            Officially by DesertRat662004-06-16 20:30:38
              You sure about Vietnam? by ManiacJoe2004-06-16 21:37:15
    Might be by DesertRat662004-06-16 17:01:29
      There are no enemy troops any more. by LurkerMo2004-06-16 17:47:19
        Well, the Geneva conventions might apply by tigermouse2004-06-16 18:55:27
          Just an FYI by DesertRat662004-06-16 19:17:59
        Finally, someone said it out loud. (n/t) by ManiacJoe2004-06-16 18:39:30
      I've heard this argument more than once... by GigiNYC2004-06-16 17:22:45
      It's still a war crime. by Tomo2004-06-16 17:14:37
        Which international law? by DesertRat662004-06-16 17:42:35
      I hate to get involved in this... by JillSwift2004-06-16 17:13:32
        Oh don't worry, I don't bite by DesertRat662004-06-16 17:23:50
          Still not sure. by JillSwift2004-06-16 17:40:52
            Yes we should hold ourselves to higher standards by DesertRat662004-06-16 20:24:22
          Ok you two, on the W:ET Server now by demonhedge2004-06-16 17:34:11
            I have to cook dinner and then feed my animals by DesertRat662004-06-16 17:41:39
              Poor DR. by JillSwift2004-06-16 17:42:32
ATTN: dosman by LittleBlue2004-06-16 16:34:31
  You should post this in a few days. by shorty822004-06-16 16:37:07
    Ok.. by littleblue2004-06-16 17:31:59
      I meant AFAIK. by shorty822004-06-16 17:35:10
Typo-punning by Kickstart2004-06-16 16:28:53
  To find some diry (and therefore funny) ones... by BaruMonkey2004-06-16 17:05:57
USB memory devices by LittleBlue2004-06-16 16:27:57
  You can boot from a keychain USB flash drive. by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-16 19:20:46
Sitting at a table, (NOT in a cube) waiting by Evil_Minion2004-06-16 16:11:06
  Did you check out the LOTD? by tigermouse2004-06-16 16:44:58
  I'm going to bed. by wheresthefish2004-06-16 16:18:28
I'm tired. by j.butterfly2004-06-16 16:02:43
Welshman in need of technical aid. by McGowan2004-06-16 15:48:24
  I don't know about Wales but.. by LittleBlue2004-06-16 15:57:23
    Worth checking in Jessops or similar. by wheresthefish2004-06-16 16:03:15
  cheaper to install a USB card methinks by Slamlander2004-06-16 15:50:31
    Yep. USB 1.1 cards are absolutely dirt cheap now by Tomo2004-06-16 17:19:09
      Problem is by McGowan2004-06-16 20:28:37
compact flash (card) Lexar or Sandisk? by dire_lobo2004-06-16 15:47:53
  They all contain the same chips. by AndyA2004-06-16 21:05:10
  Many thanks y'all! by dire_lobo2004-06-16 18:20:06
  Lexar, by phezult2004-06-16 17:30:34
    Arrr matey, I trust only myself (but it's nice whe by dire_lobo2004-06-16 18:26:09
  Lexar by JillSwift2004-06-16 17:23:34
  Lexar by theother2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not Sandisk. by wheresthefish2004-06-16 16:28:33
  Hitachi by ErniePi2004-06-16 16:05:21
    It's for work - and out of my budget - but thanks by dire_lobo2004-06-16 16:37:05
Scary spam... by mwq2004-06-16 15:46:15
Darwin? by McGowan2004-06-16 15:45:45
  Maybe the web looked like a flower. by Avium2004-06-16 19:14:59
  Obviously it was contemplating suicide (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-16 16:46:00
  Makes sense. by mwq2004-06-16 15:49:04
Anyone for W:ET? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 15:30:11
  Sorry working late tonight. (n/t) by techi8702004-06-16 15:42:22
PING: Krikkert... by asayogure2004-06-16 15:02:51
  Sure, we can. by krikkert2004-06-16 17:59:50
Attn LionsPhil: I said "more slackS" by tnglives2004-06-16 14:57:33
  Who with the what now? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 15:01:19
Help me! Ok, so I picked up Quake III Arena by blindman2004-06-16 14:55:00
  Well now that you're up to speed on FPS's... by AndyA2004-06-16 15:30:54
    I have actually downloaded that somewhere by blindman2004-06-16 20:18:36
  Bueller? by blindman2004-06-16 15:23:48
    Uriel is a crack shot with the rail gun. by Illiad2004-06-16 16:28:56
      That's Xaero, not Uriel. by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-16 19:18:23
        yep, that's him by blindman2004-06-16 20:17:37
    from what I found, you have to turn them on by Freakazoid2004-06-16 15:31:16
    What's the level arrangement? by Tomo2004-06-16 15:27:25
      no, it's the one that is completely fogged in by blindman2004-06-16 20:21:50
Essential Linux software by Michiel_H2004-06-16 14:50:40
  ok by mirage2004-06-16 16:55:36
  Useful responses so far. by Michiel_H2004-06-16 15:45:32
  My apps by Pic2004-06-16 15:40:57
    Thanks. by Michiel_H2004-06-16 16:08:04
  Hmm, I can only help with a few... by feather8022004-06-16 15:35:08
    I think I'll try Thunderbird first, by Michiel_H2004-06-16 16:15:34
  A few answers by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hm.. Miranda appears to be a windows-app. by Michiel_H2004-06-16 15:54:10
  A few options: by wheresthefish2004-06-16 15:03:31
    You can clearly see... by Michiel_H2004-06-16 15:10:14
      Well, from what I can tell of the virtual CD drive by wheresthefish2004-06-16 15:25:33
        Thanks. That was very helpful. by Michiel_H2004-06-16 15:36:20
          Eeep. Rather you than me. by wheresthefish2004-06-16 15:59:16
            Hehe. Alright, so I'll try Mandrake first. ;) by Michiel_H2004-06-16 16:11:33
              Slackware is not really difficult. by Avium2004-06-16 18:56:33
              Acutally.. slack's better for a starter by Freakazoid2004-06-16 16:50:14
                I wouldn't say nothing. by ImDead2004-06-16 18:16:49
                  my 2 bits worth by swisscheese2004-06-16 21:57:41
Is is journaling or journalling? by j.butterfly2004-06-16 14:42:19
  Same principle as "travelling", I'd think by farfalla2004-06-16 15:03:17
    I went with one "L" my spell checker didn't like by j.butterfly2004-06-16 15:58:15
3 Doors down are way too cool by Spisefisken2004-06-16 14:38:00
  Nickelback, on the other hand, by BaruMonkey2004-06-16 14:59:47
    Yeah, that's about as convincing by LionsPhil2004-06-16 15:08:25
      I know how fake it is by BaruMonkey2004-06-16 15:32:07
        Not suprising, though. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 17:09:35
      On the other hand... by nin_man2004-06-16 15:18:27
        You can make braindead fanboys agree to anything. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 17:10:33
  Thanks for the report by ixeian2004-06-16 14:47:46
    It will be that expensive by Spisefisken2004-06-16 14:51:38
      Will do by ixeian2004-06-16 15:01:36
Teleportation acheived! Uses "Spooky Action" by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *rubs hands* by korazail2004-06-16 14:39:49
    Quantum entanglement theory says by Tomo2004-06-16 14:51:27
      Whoa... does that actually mean FTL? by julius.apweiler2004-06-16 15:53:52
        No *matter* can go faster than light by tigermouse2004-06-16 16:49:06
        Yes and no by mirage2004-06-16 16:22:32
      See, this is why i'm not by korazail2004-06-16 15:23:30
    saps - spooky acts per second by toxin2004-06-16 14:48:42
      Oooh, I like that unit. by Tomo2004-06-16 14:56:07
        The way I understood it by IByte2004-06-16 15:00:11
          Yes, they by mirage2004-06-16 16:15:17
            It destroys the original quantum state. by Tomo2004-06-16 17:27:11
              Ooops by mirage2004-06-16 17:57:36
          They've now figured out the hard bit. by Tomo2004-06-16 15:20:14
          It doesn't sound as though location were by Matthewdba2004-06-16 15:17:40
Voila! le Link O' The Day! by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  speaking of which.. my game's still chugging away by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    hehe, i got one better, my engine turned around by funtime2006-11-19 12:55:59
We recently had two new servers installed. by hadji2004-06-16 14:06:14
  Nuclear LARTs are so, like, last millenium! by Arcanum2004-06-16 14:34:00
Problems with ATI Rage Fury MAXX 128 + Linux by silvermoon822004-06-16 14:04:12
  "Rage Fury Maxx is NOT supported by the DRI" by swisscheese2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sounds pretty unanimous. by silvermoon822004-06-16 20:34:55
  not supported by UberKermit2004-06-16 15:38:17
  Your problems are causing a Rage Fury? by toxin2004-06-16 15:03:40
  It's an ATI card. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 14:45:36
    I have a PCI S3 Virge card around here somewhere. by wheresthefish2004-06-16 14:48:46
      Indeed. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 14:59:57
  Is it really called "Rage Fury MAXX 128"? by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-16 14:33:35
    They could have squeezed in a 'Turbo' or 'Super' by wheresthefish2004-06-16 14:43:55
      Ultra, or MX? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 15:10:48
  Re: drivers by ghostwind2004-06-16 14:25:16
  Check for the kernel module in dmesg? by wheresthefish2004-06-16 14:18:14
Fascinating program about flying saucers on five. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 13:37:01
  Yeah, sure by tigermouse2004-06-16 14:02:13
  Phew ! Finaly you figured us out ! by aix tom2004-06-16 13:46:51
    Oh no, you blew them ALL up at the end of the war, by LionsPhil2004-06-16 14:11:51
  Well duh. It's on five. by wheresthefish2004-06-16 13:43:40
*Drools* OMG Yahoo have done something good by Trinity_Quasar2004-06-16 13:34:13
  It's nice, isn't it? by purplepineapple2004-06-16 17:18:01
  spam spam spam spam spam</monty python> by AshyRaine2004-06-16 13:39:16
    That explains everything! by tigermouse2004-06-16 14:04:33
      Aaahhggahhhdd... my eyes! by sofaspud2004-06-16 14:23:52
    But you can get a lot more now!!! by Spud312004-06-16 13:44:48
      *giggles* by AshyRaine2004-06-16 13:54:26
        That's an interesting backup option... by wheresthefish2004-06-16 14:04:56
          dirtypicturesdivision@thepolice.org.uk ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 14:26:28
            Dirty Pictures Division? by shorty822004-06-16 16:50:57
            hah...it certainly isn't THAT (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-06-16 16:47:31
            Stay outta my pr0ndriv3! by wheresthefish2004-06-16 14:31:18
              Lol... I don't get that much spam... by Trinity_Quasar2004-06-16 15:30:03
        Actually, I just realized that my work account by Spud312004-06-16 14:03:21
Canadians... if you don't plan to vote because... by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 13:30:47
  This is why we need... by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Don't they do that in Germany? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 15:13:12
    I like that :) (n/t) by gibuu2004-06-16 14:57:18
  here its going to be..... by dailator2004-06-16 14:46:40
    wasn't ralph goodale from Regina? by Dazed2004-06-16 17:30:14
      Proof! by Dazed2004-06-16 17:33:32
    the NDP has never won a federal election (n/t) by gibuu2004-06-16 14:54:35
      of course not... by dailator2004-06-16 14:55:39
        ah :) by gibuu2004-06-16 14:58:50
  Yuppers by Illiad2004-06-16 14:18:47
    I'm voting Conservative by Kickstart2004-06-16 14:32:43
      vote your conscience by gibuu2004-06-16 14:52:39
      Let's hope you're right (n/t) by farfalla2004-06-16 14:36:46
    not to mention by gibuu2004-06-16 14:26:23
  Whoa... *Canada* has democracy? by sofaspud2004-06-16 14:15:37
    For the last 2 elections its been a democratic by techi8702004-06-16 14:17:34
      I think the term is "autocracy." by Illiad2004-06-16 14:19:31
        *splort* Gotcha! by sofaspud2004-06-16 14:22:00
          Kre Tyen (n/t) by gibuu2004-06-16 15:19:34
          'cretin' (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-16 14:33:19
            Yes! (n/t) by techi8702004-06-16 14:35:21
Just watched 50 First Dates by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 13:18:13
  Wouldn't it be nice... by michaelsoft2004-06-16 13:33:17
    Came out yesterday... by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 13:41:20
      the album with that song by gibuu2004-06-16 14:17:59
        "Facing Future" and ""Alone in IZ World" by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 14:22:14
Attn: Krikkert by demonhedge2004-06-16 13:17:32
Well, that promo worked better than Dasani! by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  funny (n/t) by TheRaven2004-06-16 13:31:15
  Whoever idotically placed a .bmp over the whole by Winsmith2004-06-16 13:02:13
  Ugh, broken page. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 12:57:38
    works fine with ..a...Mozilla Superlemur! (n/t) by blindman2004-06-16 13:12:42
      also works in Lightningbadger ^_^ (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-06-16 13:20:45
        And presumable in KenyaLion by blindman2004-06-16 13:22:40
          yarr *goes off in search of another earworm* (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-06-16 13:28:06
    Mebbe in opera by Freakazoid2004-06-16 13:06:40
      How big is the BMP for you? by LionsPhil2004-06-16 13:19:34
        Moz shows it to be 720x480 by Freakazoid2004-06-16 13:24:27
          Ah, I see what's happened. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 13:32:29
    Sorry. Didn't know. (n/t) by toxin2004-06-16 12:59:14
      No probs... by LionsPhil2004-06-16 13:00:15
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Would it be possible to include by Merlin2004-06-16 14:39:08
    Add by shorty822004-06-16 16:34:07
    On Windows, you can use ETMin by ahecht2004-06-16 16:29:32
    Must have missed that one, I will look. (n/t) by demonhedge2004-06-16 15:05:49
  The bold should be moved to Pyro's server by shorty822004-06-16 12:37:48
    Changes made by demonhedge2004-06-16 13:13:45
      Thanks (n/t) by shorty822004-06-16 16:11:44
      also, I've made changes to by FireballMatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Any chance on getting the stats page back? (n/t) by demonhedge2004-06-16 13:18:59
          technically it could be done by FireballMatt2004-06-16 13:50:06
            No, doesn't sound worth it. (n/t) by demonhedge2004-06-16 13:51:50
              while I was hosting I began writing by FireballMatt2004-06-16 13:57:00
                Let's budge Pic into it! ;-D (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-16 18:01:34
        Will get in there, thanks (n/t) by demonhedge2004-06-16 13:18:38
ATTN::chaotic by stacato2004-06-16 12:31:59
  Didn't you read todays joke ? by Cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
    i don't get scared off that easy by stacato2004-06-16 14:25:42
The Promiscuous Vole by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  yet still there's toom much missing pieses (n/t) by TheRaven2004-06-16 13:33:12
  Interesting. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 12:41:04
    I can visualise my spamtrap in 10 years time: by pas512004-06-16 12:45:36
Repost: Disneyland? Cali Adventure? Interested? by niwikki2006-11-19 12:55:59
Cover letters make you sound conceited ... by j.butterfly2004-06-16 12:05:37
  Thanks everybody!! by j.butterfly2004-06-16 13:51:08
  {{{Jen}}} by Spud312004-06-16 13:22:57
  Cover letters are very important by BuggedEyes2004-06-16 13:13:12
    But the resume should have the detail by hyzenthlay2004-06-16 13:22:07
      you should also spell check your cover letter by niwikki2004-06-16 14:29:49
      GRAMMAR (n/t) by kelli2172004-06-16 14:22:13
        Well, by hyzenthlay2004-06-16 14:26:14
        Nazi by Spud312004-06-16 14:25:30
  Check into HRDC's Job Club program. by toxin2004-06-16 13:10:02
  They are tough to be sure. by tzulah2004-06-16 13:02:21
  only if you don't do it right ;) by niwikki2004-06-16 12:29:40
    Thanks for the input. :) by j.butterfly2004-06-16 12:33:28
      oh, another suggestion -- by niwikki2004-06-16 15:10:07
        already done & approved. :) Thanks! (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-06-16 15:57:11
  I know what you mean by Lis772004-06-16 12:07:51
    I have never had to have one... by j.butterfly2004-06-16 12:12:42
EXCELLENT! by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  They should stick to the cafeinated drinks by Cokish2004-06-16 13:11:55
  *would rather drink sewage (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-16 12:42:57
    Don't be absurd. by nin_man2004-06-16 13:36:10
    One of their sources was the Thames. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 12:43:44
      Be fair, by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
  The BBC just did a special programme on it. by Tomo2004-06-16 12:11:39
    Yup. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 12:14:10
First mobile phone virus? by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
  But switch from News to Web (on Google)... by Khaar2004-06-16 11:55:54
ATTN: LOGD TEST SERVER by Nightwind2004-06-16 11:37:57
gentoo installation question by Gak2004-06-16 11:25:34
  thank you, my leettle helpers :-) (n/t) by Gak2004-06-16 11:46:12
  CHOST should be "i686-pc-linux-gnu". by LionsPhil2004-06-16 11:43:58
  and since I'm asking by Gak2004-06-16 11:31:58
    I think by imrambi2004-06-16 11:34:53
      the choices are by Gak2004-06-16 11:41:37
        When you build the kernel by imrambi2004-06-16 11:53:34
need a freebie CD burning utility by gblues2004-06-16 11:25:13
  cdrecord by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What windows? by duesentrieb2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What OS? by talon07202004-06-16 11:32:11
    Windows 2000/XP, or Mac OSX Panther by gblues2004-06-16 11:41:02
      solution: by Cokish2004-06-16 13:56:23
        You, Cokish, are almost *too* clever... (n/t) by Spud312004-06-16 14:08:50
The car got a boo-boo today. :( by photoschlock2004-06-16 11:10:38
  If you're okay, it's all okay (n/t) by farfalla2004-06-16 14:44:31
    If everyone's okay, its all okay (n/t) by dotCOMmie2004-06-16 15:03:18
  Could be worse. by abaron2004-06-16 12:23:30
    ick! Yeah, it could be way worse. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-06-16 12:37:41
  Sounds like something TechisSO did. by techi8702004-06-16 11:28:16
    My sister did that once by farfalla2004-06-16 14:46:03
    I actually didn't dent it, so that is good. :) (n/ (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-06-16 12:04:06
  oops I hav been posting as photoschlock this by j.butterfly2004-06-16 11:12:06
    Well, it would make a good photoschlock... (n/t) by shorty822004-06-16 12:26:07
    Your slip is showing .... by Slamlander2004-06-16 11:55:13
9/11 Panel: No Al-Qaeda cooperation with Iraq by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  In other news... by mwq2004-06-16 15:23:39
  If this report is true, then Al-Queda might best by LurkerMo2004-06-16 14:39:04
    sounds like a paraphrasing of by gibuu2004-06-16 15:27:33
  Right now... by Illiad2004-06-16 11:57:16
    Not really by DesertRat662004-06-16 15:01:38
    Nah, the crow they already have by SaleGamine2004-06-16 12:00:43
  I bet there's no elves in Saddam's garden next! by TheGM2004-06-16 11:34:34
    Of course there aren't by Matthewdba2004-06-16 12:00:15
      Open Source GUI in links to Al Quaeda! Film at 11! (n/t) by TheGM2004-06-16 12:04:00
        No wonder Microsoft is anti-Open Source by Matthewdba2004-06-16 14:15:30
  Reportedly, Cheney said there was only Monday by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Personally... by GigiNYC2004-06-16 16:48:36
  Untrue ! by Number_Six2004-06-16 11:14:30
Now this is a police car I would love to be pulled by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nice car! by gaygeek2004-06-16 22:34:20
  "...usually weary of the police..." by silvermoon822004-06-16 10:58:42
  ooo shiny ! (n/t) by Cokish2004-06-16 10:58:39
  Wouldn't it be cooler to be able to outrun it? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 10:56:39
    only if I was in a aircraft. 300 km/h is plain by techi8702004-06-16 11:04:59
      One wrong move and my road pizza what? (n/t) by pas512004-06-16 12:34:42
      Nah. Ford GT. :) by themadkansan2004-06-16 11:41:48
        "Gets Tickets" (n/t) by bassplayer2004-06-16 17:06:25
        how bout that viper bike.... by dailator2004-06-16 13:10:47
          Fall off of that, by LionsPhil2004-06-16 13:34:04
        But what happens when someone doesn't see you and by techi8702004-06-16 11:44:13
          ...You gots to be quick. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2004-06-16 11:46:51
          Of course they won't see you. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 11:45:36
  The coolest thing about that car... by JillSwift2006-11-19 12:55:59
    They are quite impressive. by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  WOW! by shorty822004-06-16 10:37:00
  Sweet! (n/t) by Shirt Guy Bug2004-06-16 10:34:32
  I can't believe the date of that article. by Naruki2004-06-16 10:34:27
    Must be a slow news day. by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I think I've seen that somewhere before... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
    IIRC it was about 2 months ago. by AndyA2004-06-16 10:37:21
Policy, may I introduce Reality? by sofaspud2004-06-16 10:29:43
  ROFLMFAO!!!! by GigiNYC2004-06-16 15:21:36
Linux help needed by imdead2004-06-16 10:24:33
  are youusing offical kernel from kernel.org ? by TheRaven2004-06-16 13:28:42
    I'm using the Fedora release kernel by ImDead2004-06-16 14:30:08
      Didn't work by ImDead2004-06-16 14:47:32
  What hardware? by nhlinux2004-06-16 10:40:03
    The hardware by imdead2004-06-16 11:09:43
9 million angry bees spilled on the highway by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  You'd be angry too if your house was wrecked and by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 10:51:04
  Wow. by Naruki2004-06-16 10:32:38
  Wow. What a mess. by Spud312004-06-16 10:29:30
    It said honey bees... by nate_t_g2004-06-16 10:44:06
      Nope, there are many, many types of honey bee by Tomo2004-06-16 10:49:03
        'Xactly. Probably any of them would be upset by Spud312004-06-16 11:29:20
From the inbox. by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oi, you startin' summat? by pas512004-06-16 12:39:58
  Heh heh heh. ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 12:19:00
  After reading yesterday's thread by Nea2004-06-16 10:47:31
    I think that's more just a reaction by AndyA2004-06-16 12:28:04
  Hear, hear! (n/t) by Shirt Guy Bug2004-06-16 10:18:41
  I like the web site on the banner by ChuckAB2004-06-16 10:14:49
Newbie IRC questions... by tzulah2004-06-16 09:57:38
  thanks everyone by tzulah2004-06-16 10:22:20
  Trillian is not really geeky. by silvermoon822006-11-19 12:55:59
  Trillian is an all-round IMer. by Shirt Guy Bug2004-06-16 10:03:36
    i.e. it is bloated ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 10:05:07
      Hey! I like my software bloated... by deadweasle2004-06-16 10:36:59
      That's one way of looking at it ... :) by Shirt Guy Bug2004-06-16 10:11:28
  Sporks has a diary. by Naruki2004-06-16 09:58:51
    and i agree with Myke about mIRC by TheRaven2004-06-16 13:38:14
Murphy's Law of Rain: by esbita2004-06-16 09:52:11
  You underestimate Murphy by papadixon2004-06-16 12:08:30
    No, that happens when... by esbita2004-06-16 12:56:21
Another advertising push by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not the worst Scheem by Spudd862004-06-16 11:32:49
    Whoa! Are we related? (n/t) by Spud312004-06-16 11:33:44
      That makes 3, with sofaspud by tigermouse2004-06-16 11:47:11
  I bet it does it client-side, using Javascript. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 11:25:57
    If not, it should. (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2004-06-16 11:38:39
  How would that work on a dynamic page like UF? by ChuckAB2004-06-16 10:42:13
    The only place I've ever seen it is by shorty822004-06-16 12:20:34
      Were the linked words in the forum messages by ChuckAB2004-06-16 14:06:18
        In the messages themselves. (n/t) by shorty822004-06-16 16:04:12
  I'd say it's an improvement. by Arcanum2004-06-16 10:30:55
    Of course, that assumes near-perfect technology. by Arcanum2004-06-16 10:35:26
      I don't think it does. by shorty822004-06-16 10:38:42
  Mostly depends on implementation. by silvermoon822004-06-16 10:28:34
  Acceptable to me by DarthSane2004-06-16 10:23:56
  what about the annoying ad... by JerseyGirl2004-06-16 10:20:27
  Ew! Ew! by Didactylos2004-06-16 10:07:21
    No. This is done at the source. by BloodyViking2004-06-16 10:10:16
      *like* it, I said. by Didactylos2004-06-16 10:37:12
  Didn't M$ do something like that in Office XP? by ChuckAB2004-06-16 10:01:16
  It sounds okay to me. by BloodyViking2004-06-16 10:00:24
  Lots. by nin_man2004-06-16 09:58:56
    What about color blind people? by Patch2004-06-16 10:01:33
      What about blind people? by BloodyViking2004-06-16 10:09:08
        ohh... good question by Patch2004-06-16 10:12:21
      It is also double underlined. (n/t) by nate_t_g2004-06-16 10:03:10
      Double-underlining, then. by nin_man2004-06-16 10:02:52
    Unline? Unlike, rather. (n/t) by nin_man2004-06-16 09:59:49
      All the same... by nin_man2004-06-16 10:01:23
  That's what they did on Kings of Chaos. by Naruki2004-06-16 09:57:20
Forbidden Planet by imrambi2004-06-16 09:45:36
  Wohoo! by Spiff2004-06-16 14:42:29
  Great movie, but one thing's sure: by Khaar2004-06-16 14:25:16
  The effects were outstanding for 1956... by HeyRef2004-06-16 11:59:28
  The hardest thing about watching it... by basher202004-06-16 10:11:38
    Very true. by ChuckAB2004-06-16 10:13:46
      *feels old with ChuckAB* by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 11:09:12
        True. Must be a sign of a good actor. (n/t) by Spud312004-06-16 11:32:19
          Did you know his brother was Deputy PM? by toxin2004-06-16 13:03:02
  If you have ever seen the TV series by ChuckAB2004-06-16 10:09:46
    It's been in quite a few movies / shows. by Khaar2004-06-16 13:27:31
    Well, you would have to have seen by BloodyViking2004-06-16 10:11:05
      The "right episode"? by ChuckAB2004-06-16 10:13:01
        It should have said by divinar22004-06-16 11:16:49
        Nope. That's a different robot. by BloodyViking2004-06-16 10:18:29
          Dang! I'm getting old ... by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Robby's not evil! by tigermouse2004-06-16 11:53:26
            Robby has her own cast page on IMDB by JillSwift2006-11-19 12:55:59
              "Busy" almost doesn't cover it. by ChuckAB2004-06-16 10:50:04
          Crush, kill, destroy! by Naruki2004-06-16 10:19:38
        Nope ... by packet-rat2004-06-16 10:17:22
  It's a classic. by BloodyViking2004-06-16 09:59:19
  Are you talking about the one done... by nate_t_g2004-06-16 09:59:06
  Got linky? by Tomo2004-06-16 09:54:33
    Yes its the film (n/t) by imrambi2004-06-16 09:58:50
Reviewing the Act & all Regulations on too little by toxin2004-06-16 09:44:02
So this past weekend I visited my dad... by Naruki2004-06-16 09:11:56
  i have the cd by theother2004-06-16 10:18:05
    Time for Zen Bomberman! by Naruki2004-06-16 10:21:59
      drop a note to by theother2004-06-16 10:59:16
        If you add a joystick, you can get 3 players. by Naruki2004-06-16 11:24:25
      That sounds like a fun game. by Shirt Guy Bug2004-06-16 10:39:08
Question about Firefox.. by slackware982004-06-16 09:07:23
  Firefox is pretty clean. by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-16 11:16:44
  Should play nice. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 09:09:04
    It'll ask by imrambi2004-06-16 09:11:50
      Okie.. by slackware982004-06-16 09:15:34
        Unlikely. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 09:16:38
          Firefox & Javascript by imrambi2004-06-16 09:28:54
I hate rain!!! by Spud312004-06-16 08:44:16
  Sorry but *sings* "Blame it on the rain that was by techi8702004-06-16 09:25:22
    Don't you mean *lipsyncs* (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-06-16 09:49:29
      No I can actually sing :) (n/t) by techi8702004-06-16 09:57:41
  Here it's mosquitos by basher202004-06-16 09:24:01
    ;-) Our town sprays. by Spud312004-06-16 09:25:27
  Hehehe 360 days of clear skies by DesertRat662004-06-16 09:23:03
    11 hours of sleep sounds good right now. by Spud312004-06-16 09:24:40
  I like rain. by YakkoWarner2004-06-16 09:21:47
  I like Rain. by kahuana2004-06-16 08:54:57
  Me too, but for a different reason by FireballMatt2004-06-16 08:48:25
    Man, that musta really... by SnappingTurtle2004-06-16 09:00:41
      You might say he ... by ChuckAB2004-06-16 09:07:24
        Are you saying by tigermouse2004-06-16 09:15:14
  Send it here. by McNutcase2004-06-16 08:47:39
    DITTO! by LionsPhil2004-06-16 08:55:46
    *sends rain storms to McNutcase* by Spud312004-06-16 08:52:46
    what does 'ruddy' in that sense mean? by FireballMatt2004-06-16 08:49:02
      It's the polite form of Bl**dy (n/t) by treehugger2004-06-16 08:54:31
        is Bl**dy un-fyos as well? by Winsmith2004-06-16 09:30:18
          "Misbegotten... wretch, so you are." by pas512004-06-16 09:33:22
shameless TRY MY NEW TOOL thread by duesentrieb2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Subscribed. by korazail2004-06-16 12:53:49
    thanks, typo corrected. by duesentrieb2004-06-16 13:13:04
      Just got it. by korazail2004-06-16 13:33:06
        It seems to alert you if by korazail2004-06-16 14:15:19
          Yes, that is so. by duesentrieb2004-06-16 14:43:15
            Gotcha. by korazail2004-06-16 15:36:51
              Let's see now... by duesentrieb2004-06-16 16:19:20
                Since I havn't seen the code, by korazail2004-06-16 17:17:09
                  Another possible feature: by BaruMonkey2004-06-16 17:26:07
                    all right... by duesentrieb2004-06-16 18:10:01
  ATTN: Mercury Subscribers by duesentrieb2004-06-16 09:44:58
    I like the idea of defaults, but by BaruMonkey2004-06-16 10:16:32
      hmmm.... ok. by duesentrieb2004-06-16 10:48:23
        No more mail. Last night's was enough. by BaruMonkey2004-06-16 11:39:50
  Please by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I will, once this is official... by duesentrieb2004-06-16 09:40:24
LOTD by imrambi2004-06-16 08:37:53
  Hehe! It does work! by BaruMonkey2004-06-16 09:27:10
    hehe... so I got bored... and... uhh... by Trinity_Quasar2006-11-19 12:55:59
Internet Oracularity #1362-08: by pas512004-06-16 08:36:13
  WOW by Spudd862004-06-16 11:40:02
  This is scary - I was actually able to READ that! (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-06-16 09:11:20
    Don't worry. That was L33T L1T3. by bugarup2004-06-16 09:28:05
      1F '/0U C4|\| r34D 7|-|15 by pas512004-06-16 09:44:45
        ()|-| |°|J|-||_3323. by Shirt Guy Bug2004-06-16 10:10:04
          Translation for the weak and feeble (or sane): by LionsPhil2004-06-16 10:54:44
          *grabs gun* *fires wildly at Shirt Guy Bug* (n/t) by nate_t_g2004-06-16 10:15:25
            don't know what you said, but you should be shot.. (n/t) by nate_t_g2004-06-16 10:16:25
              Eeep! Aaah! *dodges left and right* by Shirt Guy Bug2004-06-16 10:21:05
        |\|0, by LionsPhil2004-06-16 10:03:19
          umm... wait a minute, that means.. *grabs gun* (n/t) by nate_t_g2004-06-16 10:13:46
        \/\/|-|'/ 7|-|3 |_U|\|65? (n/t) by nate_t_g2004-06-16 09:47:43
          34513R 2 |-|17 by pas512004-06-16 09:50:01
            ;-) ... I rarely use |_337, but I couldn't resist by nate_t_g2004-06-16 10:09:54
              It's a thirteen thirty-seven thing. by Shirt Guy Bug2004-06-16 10:14:20
                "teh unwarranted abuse of the English language..." (n/t) by pas512004-06-16 12:53:15
          (reposted in body to avoid underlining confusion) by nate_t_g2004-06-16 09:49:07
        s/./!!!!!!!11!!!!!/ obviously. (n/t) by pas512004-06-16 09:47:28
          I'd go a bit further. by Shirt Guy Bug2004-06-16 10:41:08
      Aaargh! Zombie! Die, Hellspawn! by Shirt Guy Bug2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And you try to tell in the geek code, that you by ideur2004-06-16 09:03:43
    Maybe I should update that. by pas512004-06-16 09:05:38
If someone calls me by hadji2004-06-16 08:33:00
  I usually don't leave voicemail by Tomo2004-06-16 09:58:54
    They didn't send an email either. by hadji2004-06-16 11:35:17
  Perhaps they've dealt with someone in the past by thewrongcrowd2004-06-16 09:31:53
    Hence the phenomenon of a phone ringing all the by Spud312004-06-16 10:04:38
  If a tree falls in the forest... by Number_Six2004-06-16 08:37:41
    Technically, it does not make noise. by toxin2004-06-16 09:51:40
    If a tree falls in the forest by pas512004-06-16 08:44:23
      If a tree fall in the forest by talon07202004-06-16 09:48:43
        If a mime mimes and there's noone to not listen by pas512004-06-16 09:52:01
      Yes. It hurts the tree. by Spud312004-06-16 08:45:12
        Poor tree! by treehugger2004-06-16 08:46:23
    If a man speaks in the forest... by HeyRef2004-06-16 08:41:10
      Here's another one by Number_Six2004-06-16 08:48:27
    Well of COURSE! by hadji2004-06-16 08:41:01
      A falling tree is a portent of doom ?! by Number_Six2004-06-16 08:55:31
  because... by papaloco2004-06-16 08:35:39
    Caller ID didn't say "You Won!" (n/t) by hadji2004-06-16 08:37:48
I just crashed on my bike by Spisefisken2004-06-16 08:31:52
  {{{{Spisefisken}}}} by photoschlock2004-06-16 11:08:41
    This was me, sorry. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-06-16 11:13:39
  {{{Spisefisken}}} by amanita2004-06-16 09:21:09
    Although there are many stupid bikers. by Tomo2004-06-16 09:47:57
      Did he though? by BloodyViking2004-06-16 09:52:54
        I didn't hit him by Spisefisken2004-06-16 14:46:45
      PS - I'm UK and so drive on the left. (n/t) by Tomo2004-06-16 09:48:44
  {{{Everybody}}} by Spisefisken2004-06-16 08:52:29
    Glad of that. by McNutcase2004-06-16 09:00:07
    {{{Spisefisken}}} by chrisP2004-06-16 08:56:07
  {{{Spisefisken}}} by treehugger2004-06-16 08:37:23
  No witnesses who might have seen his plate number? (n/t) by hadji2004-06-16 08:34:25
    There where witnesses by Spisefisken2004-06-16 08:45:21
      I'd at least file a police report by hadji2004-06-16 08:58:46
        Wait a second. by BloodyViking2004-06-16 09:27:34
          You have a point, but still . . . by hadji2004-06-16 11:39:17
            If you notice, perhaps. by Naruki2004-06-16 13:17:07
        Nah. Police just files it under irrelevant by Spisefisken2004-06-16 09:00:29
          That's just WRONG. :-( by hadji2004-06-16 09:04:28
  {{{Spisefisken}}} by SaleGamine2004-06-16 08:34:12
  Those are a4holes! by Winsmith2004-06-16 08:33:54
  how are you doing? by imrambi2004-06-16 08:33:51
  I hope YOU're ok (n/t) by plblark2004-06-16 08:33:50
Content Management Systems .... recommendations? by rottweiler2004-06-16 08:23:46
  Plone by nhlinux2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There's also WebGUI by Illiad2004-06-16 09:16:25
  Anyone ever use RedDot? by rottweiler2004-06-16 09:05:56
  ATG Dynamo by Slamlander2004-06-16 08:40:11
  check out typo3 by FireballMatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That was one I'd found already ... by rottweiler2004-06-16 09:03:52
      I would say that it by FireballMatt2004-06-16 09:14:28
  Support your fellow UFies and keep me employed! by foredeck2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Just for comparison, how "not cheap" is it? by Khaar2004-06-16 10:50:04
      To be completely honest by foredeck2004-06-16 14:36:32
        Eesh, several times more than our largest projects (n/t) by Khaar2004-06-16 15:48:38
    Well, so do we. by Khaar2004-06-16 08:52:57
    I've used BroadVision it's good by Slamlander2004-06-16 08:41:06
  Have look at zope by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
I HATE hardware issues... by foredeck2004-06-16 08:23:11
  Yup. And they took the software renderer out, IIRC by LionsPhil2004-06-16 14:44:28
  IIRC MI4 ran just fine on my WinXP PC. (n/t) by Shirt Guy Bug2004-06-16 10:54:47
    I'm sure it did... by foredeck2004-06-16 14:37:52
The ultimate fundraiser. by subbywan2004-06-16 07:41:41
  it wouldn't matter who was president by altordwm2004-06-16 08:26:14
    Ask Leno and Letterman... by dire_lobo2004-06-16 08:35:01
  sell 'um? heck auction 'um off! by dire_lobo2004-06-16 08:07:11
    save face? by FireballMatt2004-06-16 08:08:17
      Lame? by dire_lobo2004-06-16 08:26:04
  heck...i think it would be better if you by FireballMatt2004-06-16 07:50:46
    dunking booth ... by subbywan2004-06-16 07:54:17
      but if you used REAL whipped cream by dire_lobo2004-06-16 08:19:44
      "American Candidate" by pas512004-06-16 07:57:09
  Dude! I'd pay $100 (n/t) by treehugger2004-06-16 07:48:36
    You can ... just buy 100 chances *grin* (n/t) by subbywan2004-06-16 07:49:54
  You could probably get away with 5 or 10 bucks. (n (n/t) by hadji2004-06-16 07:42:47
    And for $50 by pas512004-06-16 07:44:43
    i'd want to make it accessible to *everyone* (n/t) by subbywan2004-06-16 07:44:25
      It's got to cover the cost of the pie though. (n/t by Tomo2004-06-16 07:44:58
        for this fundraiser, whipped cream is fine *grin* (n/t) by subbywan2004-06-16 07:46:31
I FINALLY did it! by hadji2004-06-16 07:41:35
  heck, I did that AND made a comment on yesterday's by plblark2004-06-16 08:19:36
    not wasted... by dire_lobo2004-06-16 08:21:43
      well, it's still true, and still gets me agrivated (n/t) by plblark2004-06-16 08:29:41
  I once had to browse back 3 days... by Cokish2004-06-16 07:51:09
From the inbox - huh? by ChuckAB2004-06-16 07:36:06
  Maybe "hardware software" == drivers? (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-06-16 07:38:24
    Or missing "and". (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 07:40:16
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-06-16 07:30:51
  Anybody got DLT III tapes they want to get rid of? (n/t) by talon07202004-06-16 09:54:06
Are people who decide not to vote in a election by techi8702004-06-16 07:26:18
  I note something here... by kelli2172004-06-16 15:56:00
    I'd cast the distinction differently by zelda2004-06-16 16:25:05
  Possibly, but there is one exception by Dazed2004-06-16 11:11:48
  1'|\/| PR0-1337 4|\|D 1 \/073!!!!11!!!!! by pas512004-06-16 09:58:40
    *puts pas51 through the de-leeter* by LionsPhil2004-06-16 10:06:11
      Not the ba-leeter? (n/t) by Shirt Guy Bug2004-06-16 10:36:42
  A question: by treehugger2004-06-16 09:04:16
    Sure does by tigermouse2004-06-16 09:19:16
      lol! by thewrongcrowd2004-06-16 09:34:01
    A sub-question by treehugger2004-06-16 09:15:56
      So that I don't specifically insult any UFies... by Naruki2004-06-16 09:46:07
        Off topic question by BloodyViking2004-06-16 09:48:44
          In my head. by Naruki2004-06-16 09:53:04
            Okay. by BloodyViking2004-06-16 10:04:18
      It depends on the complaint. If they are by techi8702004-06-16 09:20:57
    Not to mention by Slamlander2004-06-16 09:09:16
    Sure they can complain they didn't have the by techi8702004-06-16 09:07:07
    Of course it does. by Naruki2004-06-16 09:05:31
  They are perfectly entitled to bitch about it and by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 08:41:14
    LOL (n/t) by techi8702004-06-16 09:05:50
    As I can YOURS. by Naruki2004-06-16 08:59:19
      Such a nice person. by kelli2172004-06-16 09:27:42
        LOL! by Naruki2004-06-16 09:38:38
          You miss the point. by kelli2172004-06-16 10:52:15
            I didn't miss the point. by Naruki2004-06-16 11:04:57
              Naruki, you cant use logic for everything by gibuu2004-06-16 16:47:56
                It's certainly possible to do just that. by Naruki2004-06-16 17:23:55
              Is "insulting" automatically "unnecessarily" so? by kelli2172004-06-16 14:12:27
                What's good for the goose... by Naruki2004-06-16 14:28:19
                  Actually... by kelli2172004-06-16 15:27:32
          We do assign credibility to people's opinions by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 10:02:36
            I know we do, because we're foolish. by Naruki2004-06-16 10:10:04
              But his veracity is in question. by kelli2172004-06-16 10:57:15
                That is a logical fallacy. It may surprise you to by Naruki2004-06-16 11:19:51
                  *Sigh.* by kelli2172004-06-16 14:01:23
                    I thought that by Matthewdba2004-06-16 15:11:28
                    His veracity about what, though? by Naruki2004-06-16 14:34:12
                  Just trying to clarify things for myself by Matthewdba2004-06-16 11:41:01
                    No, but one or the other MUST be false. by kelli2172004-06-16 13:55:50
                      That's true; however by Matthewdba2004-06-16 14:29:34
                        Right. by Naruki2004-06-16 14:37:50
                          Exactly by Matthewdba2004-06-16 14:52:13
                            Beware. by kelli2172004-06-16 15:14:45
                              I can't be run over at the next crosswalk by Matthewdba2004-06-16 15:23:51
                            I live in fear that one day... by Naruki2004-06-16 15:01:51
                              That'll never happen by Slamlander2004-06-16 15:39:51
                              Working out the axiom set right now :-D (n/t) by Matthewdba2004-06-16 15:12:05
                    I think you made it a bit too complex. by Naruki2004-06-16 11:59:33
                      If you're making the general argument by Matthewdba2004-06-16 12:16:02
                        No problem. by Naruki2004-06-16 13:09:42
              I think this analogy-business is somehow confusing by chrisP2004-06-16 10:25:19
                Those are all good arguments... by Naruki2004-06-16 10:29:38
                  I don't think that you can prove that by chrisP2004-06-16 10:35:22
            One more analogy: "I'm a good driver." by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 10:04:45
              OK, that's two analogies. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 10:05:13
                Both inappropriate. by Naruki2004-06-16 10:11:16
                  Dating tips from a hermit? Golf tips from a by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 10:26:29
                    Missing the point? by Naruki2004-06-16 10:27:50
                      ...from someone with bad depth perception? by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 10:46:51
                        Some points by BloodyViking2004-06-16 11:26:56
                          Some counterpoints. by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 11:35:03
                        Re #3 by Matthewdba2004-06-16 11:09:14
                          I disagree, we have four candidates by Slamlander2004-06-16 11:30:03
                          Jury pools used to be exclusively gleaned from by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 11:16:36
                            Hmm, Okay (files new fact away) Thanks! (n/t) by Matthewdba2004-06-16 11:20:34
                              In Rhode Island, they also use Drivers' Licences. by Naruki2004-06-16 11:22:28
                          In -some- states, the jury pool by BloodyViking2004-06-16 11:15:23
                        Ignore away. by Naruki2004-06-16 11:08:27
                  Why? Analogies aren't valid argument by Slamlander2004-06-16 10:21:25
                    They are in widespread use. by Naruki2004-06-16 10:27:13
                      I haven't seen that work yet by Slamlander2004-06-16 11:19:07
                        Not always. by BloodyViking2004-06-16 11:35:19
        Nice (n/t) by demonhedge2004-06-16 09:36:41
          Sure, if you toss out all sense. by Naruki2004-06-16 09:39:54
      Put it into computer terms. by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 09:08:25
        ERROR: Bad analogy - does not compute. by Naruki2004-06-16 09:20:24
          Agreed. Naruki's analogy is much more relevant by BaruMonkey2004-06-16 09:32:50
            Yeah, but I'm less tolerant of illogic. by Naruki2004-06-16 09:40:37
        Nice analogy ... by chrisP2004-06-16 09:10:49
          Mostly applies to M$ products. You're right. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 09:19:18
    I would never give a non-voter that! by schwing12004-06-16 08:49:10
      Oh come on. by mwq2004-06-16 15:32:22
  You are entitled to complain by pas512004-06-16 08:28:28
  why choose, if there is no real choice? by duesentrieb2004-06-16 08:26:35
    Terribly written, but well put.;-P (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-06-16 09:10:12
    Can we have that in bullets? by Slamlander2004-06-16 08:44:14
  Yes, under one condition. by mwq2004-06-16 08:25:41
  Absolutely. by chrisP2004-06-16 08:07:05
    Negative Votes by dotCOMmie2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yes! my thought exactly! by duesentrieb2004-06-16 09:14:28
      It's not honest by Slamlander2004-06-16 08:49:44
        They you get an ever wose choice of candidates by dotCOMmie2004-06-16 08:54:30
          Or a better Dem. There are a lot of Reps by Slamlander2004-06-16 09:01:11
            I'm not so sure Clark could have won, by BloodyViking2004-06-16 09:12:31
              He had a better chance than Kerry. by Slamlander2004-06-16 09:15:09
                Neither has Kerry. by Naruki2004-06-16 09:29:10
                  A pox on both their houses <sigh> by Slamlander2004-06-16 09:37:30
                    Where can I get some of those rose-colored-glasses by BloodyViking2004-06-16 09:43:49
                      Yep. (n/t) by Slamlander2004-06-16 09:45:51
      It already happens by tigermouse2004-06-16 08:42:17
      That I like. by BloodyViking2004-06-16 08:39:14
        I think it would confuse people. by pas512004-06-16 08:42:45
          Someone always screws up anyway by dotCOMmie2004-06-16 08:48:36
            colored ballots :) by gibuu2004-06-16 16:24:22
    I don't think so... by foredeck2004-06-16 08:26:52
      Sure he can. by Naruki2004-06-16 08:55:25
        Picky, picky... by foredeck2004-06-16 14:40:53
          Hey... by Naruki2004-06-16 15:00:23
      The latter is what I do, basically. by chrisP2004-06-16 08:54:46
  No. End of discussion. by dire_lobo2004-06-16 08:04:59
    Good morning :-)! by saminz2004-06-16 08:07:14
    There is no end to this discussion, by BloodyViking2004-06-16 08:06:45
      No, no is the right answer.... by demonhedge2004-06-16 08:18:39
        You ASSume that one vote can make a difference. by BloodyViking2004-06-16 08:29:24
          And the more people who feel by demonhedge2004-06-16 08:49:28
            Not quitre correct, it's the Electoral College by Slamlander2004-06-16 09:06:32
              Yes but the end point remains the same by demonhedge2004-06-16 09:17:57
                Thank you by Slamlander2004-06-16 09:20:54
        If none of the candidates are worth voting for by pas512004-06-16 08:19:40
          Only if you qualify by Slamlander2004-06-16 08:52:19
          But don't go complaining about by demonhedge2004-06-16 08:25:43
            You make a bad assumption. by Naruki2004-06-16 08:53:10
              actually, he assumes not voting by gibuu2004-06-16 16:19:53
              Now that is a stretch!!!! by demonhedge2004-06-16 09:06:58
                In addition to Slamlander's points... by Naruki2004-06-16 09:26:13
                  Oh I understand analogies and by demonhedge2004-06-16 09:32:37
                    Your feelings are both incorrect by Naruki2004-06-16 09:43:19
                You are most certainly doing something by Slamlander2004-06-16 09:13:29
            Assuming there is a change one can vote for by Matthewdba2004-06-16 08:29:53
              You pay attention to their stands by demonhedge2004-06-16 08:34:52
                Kinda difficult with Chamelion Kerry. by Slamlander2004-06-16 08:56:18
                  Carrot (n/t) by demonhedge2004-06-16 09:04:25
                    banana (n/t) by Slamlander2004-06-16 09:08:10
                      Thought we were supposed to use veggies? :) (n/t) by demonhedge2004-06-16 09:10:08
                        freeedom fry. (n/t) by pas512004-06-16 09:11:54
                          Surely you mean battered freedom fries? by SaleGamine2004-06-16 11:33:30
                          Ugh (n/t) by demonhedge2004-06-16 09:29:57
                I'm not speaking about... by Matthewdba2004-06-16 08:51:04
          You may not be eligible. by Matthewdba2004-06-16 08:23:43
          So, now we ask by tigermouse2004-06-16 08:22:50
            Not all voters can run for all offices by Slamlander2004-06-16 08:53:29
            If we can know that we could not win, by BloodyViking2004-06-16 08:32:01
            And then we ask by pas512004-06-16 08:24:56
              Or could one complain by tigermouse2004-06-16 08:31:08
            I'm not eligible to run for the positions I by Arcanum2004-06-16 08:24:13
            Me for president! by chrisP2004-06-16 08:23:49
  Are they justified praising officials? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-06-16 07:57:38
    Nope. They had their chance to "opt-in"! by Adiplomat2004-06-16 08:16:26
  Right to complain not connected to having voted by flatlander2004-06-16 07:57:16
    Thats why I asked if they were justified. I know by techi8702004-06-16 08:03:56
      I see the distinction you're trying to make by flatlander2004-06-16 09:07:07
  I might point out that voters for a candidate that by Slamlander2004-06-16 07:56:02
    Yep. but you have actually "earned" that "right" (n/t) by subbywan2004-06-16 07:56:50
      If you had to 'earn' it, it isn't a 'right'. by Slamlander2004-06-16 09:33:19
        at the risk of starting a whole new TLP .. by subbywan2004-06-16 09:50:35
          Well, they haven't got around by Slamlander2004-06-16 10:01:51
            Would those be the ones where you write your vote by Naruki2004-06-16 10:12:36
              SG just pointed out the typo you were refering to by Slamlander2004-06-16 11:34:14
  It depends by basher202004-06-16 07:42:06
    It also may depend on where they live by tigermouse2004-06-16 08:00:59
      And don't forget Louisiana by altordwm2004-06-16 08:17:59
        My goodness by tigermouse2004-06-16 09:12:43
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-06-16 07:43:45
    It's only hypocritical if by BloodyViking2004-06-16 07:52:07
    modded double post (n/t) by FireballMatt2004-06-16 07:43:53
  Of course they are. by Naruki2004-06-16 07:38:04
    I do! ;) (n/t) by demonhedge2004-06-16 08:14:35
  No, they are not. "Those who pay the piper by Adiplomat2004-06-16 07:37:58
    and if the piper ain't worth paying? by Slamlander2004-06-16 07:45:27
      Or "remove" him. That's my point. by Adiplomat2004-06-16 07:47:06
        What if they all suck equally? by Arcanum2004-06-16 08:19:46
          No at worst you are telling the politicians by demonhedge2004-06-16 08:29:42
            I agree to an extent... by Matthewdba2004-06-16 08:38:00
              Hear hear!!!! by Slamlander2004-06-16 09:18:16
            If you vote for one of them you're saying that by Arcanum2004-06-16 08:37:35
        and if you can't remove him? by Slamlander2004-06-16 07:50:32
  Newp by SoylentGreen2004-06-16 07:29:58
  I wonder .... by aix tom2004-06-16 07:28:51
    I believe it's called a "write-in vote" by BaruMonkey2004-06-16 07:33:28
      Not all voters are allowed a write-in. (n/t) by Slamlander2004-06-16 07:34:40
    Which MIGHT even work. by aix tom2004-06-16 07:30:32
      Right. That sure works in Somalia... by Adiplomat2004-06-16 07:36:31
        But a decrease could be healthy. by aix tom2004-06-16 07:45:01
  I'd say no by subbywan2004-06-16 07:27:05
    I strenuously disagree by Slamlander2004-06-16 07:41:56
      There is always a way of saying none of the above by Spisefisken2004-06-16 21:51:57
      spoil your ballot... by gibuu2004-06-16 15:49:59
        they blame the voting system :P (n/t) by subbywan2004-06-16 15:55:53
      Yeah, the one who is trying to avoid by Naruki2004-06-16 09:02:12
        Did I? I was looking for the nearest trivial by Slamlander2004-06-16 09:24:28
          Not in Florida, here Jury duty is by Patch2004-06-16 12:57:09
          Agreed. That was my point. by Naruki2004-06-16 09:27:48
      This is why America needs a Raving Loony Party. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 08:27:54
        National Discordian Party Untie! by Arcanum2004-06-16 08:53:41
          Shoelaces of the world, untie! (n/t) by pas512004-06-16 09:00:00
      That is true by subbywan2004-06-16 07:45:17
        Therefore you have to assume the latter by Slamlander2004-06-16 07:46:27
          in some places it is a responsibility by gibuu2004-06-16 15:52:09
          Ignorance implies apathy. by esbita2004-06-16 09:37:24
            That is so close to being almost correct by Slamlander2004-06-16 09:44:28
              A small minority there... by esbita2004-06-16 12:01:33
                It's still a valid minority by Slamlander2004-06-16 12:09:34
              I forgot the US Virgin Isles (n/t) by Slamlander2004-06-16 09:49:49
                That's okay. by Naruki2004-06-16 09:53:55
            Nope. by Naruki2004-06-16 09:41:33
          like hell :P by subbywan2004-06-16 07:47:42
            Here there are only 2 by Matthewdba2004-06-16 08:02:58
            Nothing freaky by Slamlander2004-06-16 07:52:06
              Yes, but on the ballot itself, there will be more by subbywan2004-06-16 07:56:11
                So you feel that throwing away a vote by BloodyViking2004-06-16 08:00:50
                  You'll be wanting by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
                    I'd prefer a straight "None of the above". (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-06-16 09:45:48
                  Because it shows the independents there ARE people by subbywan2004-06-16 08:23:15
                    But that is the Wrong Message! by BloodyViking2004-06-16 08:37:27
                      That's what I said earlier ... by subbywan2004-06-16 08:52:12
                        Sure they are. by BloodyViking2004-06-16 09:05:04
                    But that's dishonest by Slamlander2004-06-16 08:33:33
                      I don't agree with that statement by treehugger2004-06-16 08:39:53
                        Personally by pas512004-06-16 08:58:45
                          sounds like a cool game :) (n/t) by gibuu2004-06-16 15:56:00
                  voting for a third party is *not* a throwaway by FireballMatt2004-06-16 08:07:13
                    You forget that by BloodyViking2004-06-16 08:54:03
                    It's wasted in the sense that you by Slamlander2004-06-16 08:36:09
                      no...what im saying here is by FireballMatt2004-06-16 08:42:07
                        And if there are NO candidates by BloodyViking2004-06-16 08:51:20
                          heh run for office :) by gibuu2004-06-16 15:54:22
                    Well put! (n/t) by demonhedge2004-06-16 08:20:12
                  If the independents start getting more votes it by techi8702004-06-16 08:06:23
                    Unlikely. by BloodyViking2004-06-16 08:09:09
              Realistically, there are only two. by BloodyViking2004-06-16 07:55:40
                Agreed and that *is* the real problem by Slamlander2004-06-16 07:57:55
    My opinion exactly. (n/t) by techi8702004-06-16 07:34:33
JobCenter Daily reminder post! by Adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
I regret my part in yesterday's "festivities" by Adiplomat2004-06-16 07:22:24
  Having read your post yesterday by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    The initial one, maybe, but I should've maybe let by Adiplomat2004-06-16 07:51:42
      Well two nights ago I can see an issue by DesertRat662004-06-16 08:02:33
ok what is up with posting comments by JerseyGirl2004-06-16 07:13:31
  hehe i stand corrected *pats herself on the back* (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-16 07:19:55
    wow...your imaginary friend is good! by FireballMatt2004-06-16 07:49:11
holy gorgonzola. by Glytch782004-06-16 07:11:45
  Model info? by spanzano2004-06-16 07:31:45
    don't sweat it. by Glytch782004-06-16 07:34:19
  Antiques machine... by spanzano2004-06-16 07:16:11
    yea. by Glytch782004-06-16 07:21:19
      Cheap? by spanzano2004-06-16 07:24:57
        i hate people like that (n/t) by Glytch782004-06-16 07:33:46
Kings get the sword by treehugger2006-11-19 12:55:59
  But I dont WANT realplayer. :( by Winsmith2004-06-16 07:36:41
    Perhaps they're subsidised? (n/t) by treehugger2004-06-16 07:39:03
  Knight jump the Queen! by Avium2004-06-16 07:20:50
    I say! Isn't the queen a good sport! (n/t) by subbywan2004-06-16 07:22:26
  Bah. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I liked the voice in the animated series by Pic2004-06-16 06:59:55
      Christopher Lee? (n/t) by Star Warrior2004-06-16 08:10:41
    Oh. I thought it worked by treehugger2004-06-16 06:54:59
      I think it's too breathy. by Tomo2004-06-16 07:00:54
        VISUALised? ;) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 07:04:02
          Nope, he made at least a cameo in every book until by Arcanum2004-06-16 07:24:54
          I'm a lampy, not a noise boy. by Tomo2004-06-16 07:05:06
Jihad of the Day! by LionsPhil2004-06-16 06:46:40
  Garbage collection? Vectors? by wheresthefish2004-06-16 12:00:34
    It's the Jihad. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 12:15:46
      That's a lot of work for a single letter. by Khaar2004-06-16 12:25:23
        It had to be thirty-seven miles in diameter, tho'. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 12:59:44
  Agree. As long as it doesn't add any code size. by AndyA2004-06-16 09:18:04
  LionsPhil, you ignorant slut. by nin_man2004-06-16 08:48:50
    Slut? by LionsPhil2004-06-16 09:07:24
      The rest of us don't. ;) by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I tried to disagree with you. by mwq2004-06-16 08:24:17
  Languages created for incompetent dummys... by Cokish2004-06-16 07:58:42
  Could we do that for English? by Adiplomat2004-06-16 07:40:18
  Shooting yourself in the foot by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    JAVA: by pas512004-06-16 08:06:25
    thats great (n/t) by imrambi2004-06-16 07:29:49
  Real programmers aren't afraid of pointers. by BloodyViking2004-06-16 07:05:04
    Yea they are by imrambi2004-06-16 07:09:22
  And anyone who agrees is a by mekkanik_mike2004-06-16 06:50:42
  I disagree! by foredeck2004-06-16 06:48:50
    and then by imrambi2004-06-16 06:50:48
      for you are a poopy head :) (n/t) by Merlin2004-06-16 06:53:58
  don't forget by imrambi2004-06-16 06:48:43
    and self-documenting!!!!!! (n/t) by Merlin2004-06-16 06:53:34
      If you can't figure it out. reading the source... by fluzwup2004-06-16 07:02:29
        Then maybe by imrambi2004-06-16 07:11:23
          Mark another one down on that list. by Avium2004-06-16 07:14:27
        Ugh. Don't remind me. by Avium2004-06-16 07:10:55
      Why document? by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ergo, Java is the best language in the world. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 06:54:38
        And you have plenty of time to surf the web... by fluzwup2004-06-16 06:59:43
          Universal assembler ports pretty well by Slamlander2004-06-16 07:23:58
            Isn't that sort of like... by fluzwup2004-06-16 07:44:32
              In my experience, that depends on by bwkaz2004-06-16 16:08:57
  I have no idea what you just said (n/t) by airborneric2004-06-16 06:48:01
    Sort of a C vs. Java rant. by Avium2004-06-16 07:01:48
      Some benchies by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Bazillions of factors, I expect. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 07:34:15
          I expect the hotspot compiling...(wow this's long) by Avium2004-06-16 14:21:23
            But for Fibonacci, by bwkaz2004-06-16 16:02:09
              Right, but... by Avium2004-06-16 18:01:32
      It doesn't help that Java is interpretive by Slamlander2004-06-16 07:13:32
        But...but...Java compiles the code. by Avium2004-06-16 07:19:29
    You are not by imrambi2004-06-16 06:54:11
      not verbal languages? by Merlin2004-06-16 06:55:26
        Read? by LionsPhil2004-06-16 07:02:20
          Yea.... by imrambi2004-06-16 07:04:18
            But not C#? by foredeck2004-06-16 07:05:10
              D♭ (n/t) by pas512004-06-16 07:10:35
                Ooooh!</impressed> (n/t) by tigermouse2004-06-16 07:13:37
                  ♪♫♫♫♪♪ so there! by Tomo2004-06-16 07:33:10
                    eighth-box-box-box-eighth-eighth? by bugarup2004-06-16 08:12:20
                      We calls them quavers, master by treehugger2004-06-16 08:20:08
                      The boxes are tied eighths by tigermouse2004-06-16 08:16:57
                      Switch to Unicode (UTF-8) or ISO-8859-15 (n/t) by Tomo2004-06-16 08:15:13
                        Did the unicode switch and got the same results. (n/t) by bugarup2004-06-16 08:22:53
                          Font error. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 08:30:33
                            I would, but 'tain't mine. by Shirt Guy Bug2004-06-16 09:33:15
                              Dead bugarup day, eh? by LionsPhil2004-06-16 11:50:46
                      Your browser is having unicode problems. by pas512004-06-16 08:14:51
                    *bats eyelashes coquettishly* by tigermouse2004-06-16 08:07:58
                    I want to learn that ! by Cokish2004-06-16 07:54:25
              Nope by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
                I've looked at that, by LionsPhil2004-06-16 07:12:21
                  It's the libraries Luke, there ain't any! by Slamlander2004-06-16 07:22:12
                    It can work with C[++] ones, IIRC, by LionsPhil2004-06-16 07:38:43
                  looks like by imrambi2004-06-16 07:16:34
Sid needs a line to his dialogue. by kelli2172004-06-16 06:43:17
  Fixed now. Yay secret Illiad! (n/t) by kelli2172004-06-16 09:29:56
  did you notice that Sid is pointing... by JerseyGirl2004-06-16 07:16:07
  OK, corrected by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    looks like by imrambi2004-06-16 06:53:26
    Not bored, are you? ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 06:52:32
    Wow, you really are feeling silly, aren't you...:) (n/t) by kelli2172004-06-16 06:52:29
10 Most recent posters! by SnappingTurtle2004-06-16 06:40:50
  Hey! Don't dump my core! I was using it! by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 06:56:26
    Um... it seemed funny by SnappingTurtle2004-06-16 07:09:06
  Serves you right by LionsPhil2004-06-16 06:44:39
  core dump eh? by mekkanik_mike2004-06-16 06:42:23
  Hehe... by saminz2004-06-16 06:42:06
  Who's this "core dump"... by McNutcase2004-06-16 06:41:46
    *waves her magic wand over McNutcase... by JerseyGirl2004-06-16 07:18:18
    puts nutcase into italiciser... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-16 06:49:35
Woogy woogy woogy by mekkanik_mike2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You need to find a hobby by LionsPhil2004-06-16 06:39:42
    I can suggest one by nhlinux2004-06-16 07:57:15
    I got one... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-16 06:40:31
  awwww :) (n/t) by Winsmith2004-06-16 06:38:20
While I was by hadji2004-06-16 06:32:35
  *takes hadji's temprature* by Slamlander2004-06-16 06:46:46
  *dials 800-bellvue* (n/t) by Merlin2004-06-16 06:34:11
Happy Birthday to me!!!!! by Merlin2004-06-16 06:23:13
  Er... Self-plugging? EWWWWW! Happy Birthday! by Adiplomat2004-06-16 07:44:38
    *LART* (n/t) by Merlin2004-06-16 09:12:58
  Seriously? It's my birthday too! (n/t) by airborneric2004-06-16 06:51:03
    Hands airborneric a big thick slice by Merlin2004-06-16 06:52:01
      Thank you very much! by airborneric2004-06-16 06:52:56
  Happy birthday fella...(n/t) by orionrobots2004-06-16 06:45:38
  Happy Birthday. by treehugger2004-06-16 06:41:14
  Happy Birthday!!!! :-D (n/t) by hadji2004-06-16 06:33:32
  happy birthday merlin.... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-16 06:28:30
    *must stay FYOS safe . . . . . . . . . .* :) (n/t) by Merlin2004-06-16 06:31:00
      My mind was already gutter diving... by Avium2004-06-16 06:44:53
      *g* (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2004-06-16 06:31:45
        I can't find it right now, but I used to have by Merlin2004-06-16 06:33:27
          I've got that CD. by Shirt Guy Bug2006-11-19 12:55:59
          That's one of Nanny Oggs favourite by ErniePi2004-06-16 06:34:45
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-06-16 06:26:55
  *Offers slice of cake and glass of champagne* by SaleGamine2004-06-16 06:26:38
    thankee, thankee by Merlin2004-06-16 06:30:32
  Happy Birthday! by chrisP2004-06-16 06:25:02
Oh Bloody Hell by MikeCDN2004-06-16 06:21:16
  More likely... by davethecompguy2004-06-16 06:24:10
    Never assumed it was coming from me by MikeCDN2004-06-16 07:04:26
It's linky time! by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  btw... by mekkanik_mike2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's blinky time... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-16 06:09:31
  Wow! I'm the millionth visitor to UComics AGAIN! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 06:05:32
    That is a seriously nasty site. by BloodyViking2004-06-16 07:08:51
    me thinks there's a time space continnum lapse... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-16 06:10:17
      Hey, LP, what's that between your ears? by Naruki2004-06-16 07:16:43
        Har Har. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 07:42:30
Disk recovery tools? by Arivia2004-06-16 05:56:18
  Look for a program called "Flipflop" from by airRaid52006-11-19 12:55:59
  Drive Rescue by altordwm2006-11-19 12:55:59
  you can try NDD by mekkanik_mike2004-06-16 06:13:32
    I have a drawer that has about 500 by ChuckAB2004-06-16 06:52:02
    I'll take them. by spanzano2004-06-16 06:37:53
      dunno... find out and lemme know... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-16 06:38:57
        Shipping? by spanzano2004-06-16 07:03:31
    shipping by TheRaven2004-06-16 06:17:21
      I said pays... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-16 06:39:36
  Googled a few... by microchip2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks. by Arivia2004-06-16 06:09:32
  judsoft bad copy by TheRaven2004-06-16 05:59:42
    I second the motion... by GigiNYC2004-06-16 15:58:07
    Huh? Google isn't turning up any results. (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-16 06:00:44
      it's jufsoft sorry (n/t) by TheRaven2004-06-16 06:10:24
        Clicketh by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
Uhg.. great (icky! large bug) by Freakazoid2004-06-16 05:48:03
  Okay. Time for a show of hands. by Avium2004-06-16 06:52:45
    Well, obviously by IByte2004-06-16 08:25:42
    *raises hand 1/2 way* by dotCOMmie2004-06-16 07:51:50
    Aye, that I did. (n/t) by Tomo2004-06-16 07:48:22
    *raises hand* (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-06-16 07:38:32
  would this be anything like.... by buzzin2004-06-16 06:27:31
  Bah, figures by Freakazoid2004-06-16 06:03:38
  bugs are delicious (n/t) by TheRaven2004-06-16 05:50:43
  yum lunch by imrambi2004-06-16 05:49:36
    protein rich stuff... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-16 06:14:49
      and they... by imrambi2004-06-16 06:16:54
  uhg.. greeeeat by Freakazoid2004-06-16 05:49:25
    wget -c by Myke2004-06-16 05:57:12
      That's the problem by Freakazoid2004-06-16 05:58:04
        at least you're at by Myke2004-06-16 06:12:01
          *twitch* no thanks.. by Freakazoid2004-06-16 06:25:46
Snoopy Happy Dance! by gary_72004-06-16 05:45:24
  Tell your auto insurance! by SnappingTurtle2004-06-16 06:32:20
  Congrats... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-16 06:16:08
    well, there's two GPA systems (that I know about) by Freakazoid2004-06-16 06:18:01
      And don't forget the 4.0+ system, by Merlin2004-06-16 06:26:40
  Congrats by imrambi2004-06-16 05:48:26
I used to work there! And now they don't like it? by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
it never freakin ends... by JerseyGirl2004-06-16 05:38:30
  No chance of installing a proper OS I presume? (n/t) by Winsmith2004-06-16 05:55:49
    nope..this pc was built and given to me for free.. by JerseyGirl2004-06-16 06:00:25
  There is no such thing as a free lunch by Spisefisken2004-06-16 05:47:00
    Tanstaafl! (n/t) by davethecompguy2004-06-16 06:15:00
      That sounds a bit like a region in by Winsmith2004-06-16 06:39:58
        There's no such thing as a free lion? (n/t) by pas512004-06-16 07:58:47
  download adaware by imrambi2004-06-16 05:44:21
    i have that and it only stops some of them (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-16 05:46:27
      Spy bot seek and destroy? by Glytch782004-06-16 05:47:53
Yesterdays Internet problem by airborneric2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thanks, and a better linky by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Question: Why can't duplicates be helped? by Michiel_H2004-06-16 12:04:42
  we want the source code KS (n/t) by TheRaven2004-06-16 05:31:35
    He posted it a few days back. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 06:12:07
      me looks for it (n/t) by TheRaven2004-06-16 06:21:03
i got a job by TheRaven2004-06-16 05:29:54
  Good luck and remember, no matter what by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 06:12:57
  Congratulations (n/t) by noos2004-06-16 05:50:50
  I'll keep my fingers crossed for you... by diGriz2004-06-16 05:34:08
    it must be by TheRaven2004-06-16 05:37:06
  *Cheers!* by treehugger2004-06-16 05:33:45
    *dances back* (n/t) by TheRaven2004-06-16 05:38:11
      *giggles* by treehugger2004-06-16 05:44:31
  Well done. by SaleGamine2004-06-16 05:32:32
    *wishes back* (n/t) by TheRaven2004-06-16 05:38:58
  sounds good...congrats & good luck! (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-16 05:30:47
    *congrats back* (n/t) by TheRaven2004-06-16 05:39:16
Bizzarre: News from the US Federal gov by Slamlander2004-06-16 04:52:24
  Apply a salt coating by thewrongcrowd2004-06-16 09:11:53
  Who goes around assaulting french fries?!? by tnglives2004-06-16 09:00:07
    And now for something completely different... by GigiNYC2004-06-16 17:55:41
    Yeah, I'd better watch out for them... by Spud312004-06-16 09:11:39
      Mmmm, baked potato... (n/t) by tigermouse2004-06-16 09:24:51
  Most other frozen fries had been on the list.. by buzzin2004-06-16 06:34:40
  You get the seeds in the hardware store by ideur2004-06-16 05:21:05
  Its freedom fries... by oldschool_coder2004-06-16 04:57:53
    i thought tomatoes were considered a fruit? (n/t) by JerseyGirl2004-06-16 05:40:42
      Fruits are vegetables. by kelli2172004-06-16 06:50:43
      But ketchup is a processed food. by Slamlander2004-06-16 05:44:23
        Tomatoes of course *are* a fruit by MaW2004-06-16 05:54:51
    Nah, Ketchup failed the classification. by Slamlander2004-06-16 05:03:19
  The clicky by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    registration required.. by Freakazoid2004-06-16 04:59:41
      www.bugmenot.com by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Washington Post clicky: by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Reg still required. (n/t) by Tomo2004-06-16 05:17:02
          Bah! *Googles AGAIN* by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
"They stole his mind, now he wants... by Tomo2004-06-16 04:24:02
  "Moon River, wider than... by pas512004-06-16 04:46:36
    *snerk* by Naruki2004-06-16 05:07:41
  That show gets less funny by LionsPhil2004-06-16 04:25:04
    Humph's script has gone down the pan. by pas512004-06-16 04:30:01
    ?? by Slamlander2004-06-16 04:27:27
      Sweetheart by SaleGamine2004-06-16 04:52:13
      "'I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Clue': by LionsPhil2004-06-16 04:30:39
        Don't get Radio 4 in CH by Slamlander2004-06-16 04:33:32
          Get Radio 4 here! by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Is that Brits-English? by Slamlander2004-06-16 04:39:29
              Yep. It's the BBC after all. by Tomo2004-06-16 04:41:55
                Pfft. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 04:46:57
                  Translation: by pas512004-06-16 04:55:14
                  What's a 'toff'? by Slamlander2004-06-16 04:48:40
                    A word in the dictionary. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Since when was slang in the dict? by Slamlander2004-06-16 05:05:13
                        My paperback dictionary does by Spiff2004-06-16 07:08:14
                        Since people wanted to look it up. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-06-16 05:07:30
                    A posh person. (n/t) by Tomo2004-06-16 04:49:38
cyberpunk time line by TheRaven2004-06-16 04:20:52
  Interesting -- hmmm... by GigiNYC2004-06-16 14:58:34
  Indeed. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 06:41:07
  term 'matrix' first seen in 'neuromancer' by Cokish2004-06-16 04:29:10
    Also look at Shadowrun. (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-16 04:39:03
    cyberspace is invented by Gibson by TheRaven2004-06-16 04:34:05
      FidoNet was using 'cyberspace' long before by Slamlander2004-06-16 05:32:15
        I doubt it. by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I thought I remembered Ward Christiansen by Slamlander2004-06-16 05:47:53
            oh yeah, WC invented BBS's by Slamlander2004-06-16 05:49:35
              hmmm XMODEM by TheRaven2004-06-16 06:01:27
                They've gone online by Watson21122006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Damn! It even looks like you can get by Slamlander2004-06-16 06:41:56
        Oh yeah? by Bellator2004-06-16 05:40:44
          six months is a long time, in this business by Slamlander2004-06-16 05:51:03
            Yeah, but books don't get written and published by Bellator2004-06-16 08:30:01
      and Gibson's matrix is a little different by TheRaven2004-06-16 04:36:37
  and for us lazy folks by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
    for lazy ARS hackers by TheRaven2004-06-16 04:26:02
ATTN: AshyRaine by McNutcase2004-06-16 04:08:51
  *jealous* by Nichiran2004-06-16 04:23:55
    Don't worry. by McNutcase2004-06-16 04:27:39
      Easy: by Nichiran2004-06-16 04:28:56
        hmm...I'm actually using by AshyRaine2004-06-16 04:40:35
          Vinegar bath by plblark2004-06-16 05:28:43
  good lord... by AshyRaine2004-06-16 04:23:19
    You always nick the nice guys away from me! by Nichiran2004-06-16 04:26:15
      It's just a flirtation... by McNutcase2004-06-16 04:30:11
        aye, happily taken too by AshyRaine2004-06-16 04:39:07
    Sorry. by McNutcase2004-06-16 04:25:04
      hope it does too {{{McNutcase}}} (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-06-16 04:27:38
Eclipse CDT question by Slamlander2004-06-16 04:06:14
  Try '#include "porting.h"' by pas512004-06-16 04:14:14
  Wouldn't that be "porting.h? by Freakazoid2004-06-16 04:08:07
    Damn you're good! ... by Slamlander2004-06-16 04:11:50
      Heh, I rember borland turbo c++ by Freakazoid2004-06-16 04:21:41
        and TurboDebugger better than CodeView. by Slamlander2004-06-16 04:26:05
          Well, what DO you debug a debugger with? ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 04:33:36
            With a bug ... you have to feed them. by Slamlander2004-06-16 04:35:28
              Heh heh heh. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 04:48:21
                ROTFLMAO! by Slamlander2004-06-16 04:55:30
    erm.. whups, that should be "porting.h" ? (n/t) by Freakazoid2004-06-16 04:10:23
STOP! by LionsPhil2004-06-16 04:04:24
  STOP! by Dad2TZK2004-06-16 10:02:02
  No No STOP! PANZER TIME (n/t) by techi8702004-06-16 07:37:17
  *gets hammered on drinks* by buzzin2004-06-16 06:38:53
  TREMBLE, MORTAL, BEFORE THE WRATH OF THOR!! by pas512004-06-16 04:16:13
    Two of these posts make for really easy Manowar.. by Arivia2004-06-16 04:21:29
  *takes out special geologist hammer* by TheRaven2004-06-16 04:07:25
    Raven, don't hurt 'em. (n/t) by talon07202004-06-16 06:45:36
    Don't hack randomly, hack LionsPhil (n/t) by demonhedge2004-06-16 05:42:56
  Carry On! by treehugger2004-06-16 04:05:11
Gah! by foredeck2004-06-16 03:52:20
herkez almanca mesaj atýyor by TheRaven2004-06-16 03:52:02
  Be that as it may... by saminz2004-06-16 04:40:05
    nope (n/t) by TheRaven2004-06-16 04:53:02
Ei, schee, poscht vom schtaggo. :) by Winsmith2004-06-16 03:40:26
"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! by Cokish2004-06-16 03:27:25
  Bwahahahahahurrrgh! *thud* (n/t) by bugarup2004-06-16 09:24:53
  Uhhh... *why* should it kill all the germans? by Winsmith2004-06-16 05:52:21
    It's available by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Link with pictures by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Try to say: by ideur2004-06-16 03:59:13
    Sushi... Ni ! by Cokish2004-06-16 04:05:03
      Nee sushi is goed! Heel erig Leker. (n/t) by Slamlander2004-06-16 04:30:59
  It was a fantastic success: by LionsPhil2004-06-16 03:39:11
    Which one was that? by Slamlander2004-06-16 03:47:32
      "Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, by Cokish2004-06-16 04:08:46
        If I didn't know that you actually spoke by Slamlander2004-06-16 04:29:39
          hey! it's monthy python speak ! by Cokish2004-06-16 04:31:08
      This one by genocide782004-06-16 04:02:44
  *disintegrates* (n/t) by chrisP2004-06-16 03:32:31
From the inbox: by RichLondoner2004-06-16 03:12:32
  Carlsberg *does* send emails. by davethecompguy2004-06-16 06:19:52
  Carlsberg don't dope players, by pas512004-06-16 03:20:03
    Carlsburg don't kill people, by LionsPhil2004-06-16 03:44:17
      OK, it's time: by pas512004-06-16 03:46:10
        ...they might be able to stop lying by LionsPhil2004-06-16 03:51:39
          I did notice this: by pas512004-06-16 03:57:41
          They don't give it to the Danish people by Spisefisken2004-06-16 03:55:59
            I'm not suprised. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 03:58:27
    Carlsberg do? Not does? by Gak2004-06-16 03:42:51
something very wrong going on.. i feel it... by papaloco2004-06-16 03:00:47
  *goes wrong* by TheRaven2004-06-16 03:24:23
  We can fix that... by foredeck2004-06-16 03:05:21
    IAO by papaloco2006-11-19 12:55:59
      hehe by papaloco2004-06-16 03:27:03
Take THAT, Microsoft!! by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Which reminds me .... by aix tom2004-06-16 07:09:15
  Do you think that there is a connection by Slamlander2004-06-16 03:54:40
    As if the US government would be so childish. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 03:57:06
Lost + Found by foredeck2004-06-16 02:52:32
  You call that full? by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *insert obligatory Opera plug here* ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 03:24:24
      *insert obligatory opera bashing here* by Freakazoid2004-06-16 03:51:50
        Blows, actually. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 03:55:04
          or just hit mcnutcase.pihost.us... by McNutcase2004-06-16 04:06:57
      Go & see La Traviata at the Mayflower Theatre by foredeck2004-06-16 03:50:07
    Heck, MINE'S a bit twitchy... (n/t) by McNutcase2004-06-16 03:01:36
    It's full enough that I can't find anything... by foredeck2004-06-16 03:00:46
  Well at least you picked one that by SaleGamine2004-06-16 02:55:21
    Yeah, after the last couple of days... by foredeck2004-06-16 03:02:28
    Who is fo-red-eck ? (n/t) by Cokish2004-06-16 03:01:05
      No, it's for-ed-eck by Nea2004-06-16 10:42:43
Ummm... gentoo/linux help please? by Winsmith2004-06-16 02:38:18
  Backup, backup, backup ,backup, backup, by ideur2004-06-16 02:50:25
    regularly. (n/t) by Winsmith2004-06-16 02:55:35
    But I just did (n/t) by afterburner2004-06-16 02:52:26
    Whatchu gonna do now? by LionsPhil2004-06-16 02:51:48
  Check if you are still in the group "wheel" by ideur2004-06-16 02:42:19
    Under gentoo, by LionsPhil2004-06-16 02:45:53
    Worx! Thanks! by Winsmith2004-06-16 02:44:29
      Das is ein alter gebrauch, um dir das leben zu er- by ideur2004-06-16 02:47:14
        Mergen fleegen bonken. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 02:49:02
          *speaks translated killer joke from Monthy Python* (n/t) by Cokish2004-06-16 02:57:18
            See tlp: by Cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
      You don't. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 02:46:54
  Can you log in as root? by LionsPhil2004-06-16 02:39:34
    bootdisk time ? by aix tom2004-06-16 02:45:58
    I can. I just can't use su as user. (n/t) by Winsmith2004-06-16 02:41:25
      Then you've not broken the password. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 02:43:52
ATTN: LionsPhil by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Don't be preposterous. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 02:33:27
    Like you wouldn't use codenames... by McNutcase2004-06-16 02:35:51
New BOFH!! Jay ! by saeckereier2006-11-19 12:55:59
  O K, I was LATE (n/t) by saeckereier2004-06-16 02:33:44
    Happy pregnancy! by Naruki2004-06-16 05:09:36
  Today, at any rate ;) by McNutcase2004-06-16 02:30:13
    Oh no, too ashaming, by saeckereier2004-06-16 02:33:29
      No, no shame in it. by McNutcase2004-06-16 02:36:43
        But I usually read at least the TLP's of every day by saeckereier2004-06-16 02:54:53
from the fortune file by friareriner2004-06-16 02:07:51
You ever have a really good bout of headpicking? by Illiad2004-06-16 02:07:03
  *Hands you bottle of Denorex* by esbita2004-06-16 07:04:22
  Can't say that I have. by JillSwift2004-06-16 02:39:25
  So that's why Illiad ... by klaranth2004-06-16 02:36:39
    It's his lunch sack. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 02:38:11
  Yes. (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-16 02:28:17
  Nah. I'm more concerned at the moment... by McNutcase2004-06-16 02:26:45
  Is this FYOS save ? by Cokish2004-06-16 02:11:41
  Not really. by SaleGamine2004-06-16 02:11:24
  did we really need to know this? :) by DragonLady2004-06-16 02:11:23
  Er, no. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 02:09:47
    indeed. by saminz2004-06-16 02:12:19
      He know that most of us wish to loose weight by SaleGamine2004-06-16 02:13:21
        That certainly helps... by foredeck2004-06-16 03:38:53
        Yep, certainly. by saminz2004-06-16 02:15:48
          :) by SaleGamine2004-06-16 02:19:39
I didn't know Google could do by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  define: fnord by tnglives2004-06-16 09:26:17
  I initially read that as... by arachn1d2004-06-16 02:00:39
    Oh I want one! by treehugger2004-06-16 02:01:41
      you must really want one... (n/t) by friareriner2004-06-16 02:03:53
      MODS!!! I'm really sorry. by treehugger2004-06-16 02:02:21
    <Deleted><Deleted>2004-06-16 02:12:05
      double post :P (n/t) by DragonLady2004-06-16 02:12:26
attn: noos by noose2004-06-16 01:51:06
  It's just a bad coincidence by noos2004-06-16 05:05:30
    Hmmm I wasn't paying attention by noos2004-06-16 05:23:56
      just a technicality here by noose2004-06-16 14:29:49
        So I had it right the first post by noos2004-06-16 15:30:20
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
Right, that's it. Bed for me. by themadkansan2004-06-16 01:36:23
  *envies themadkansan* by Cokish2004-06-16 02:23:19
  night night! (n/t) by suzisuzisuzi2004-06-16 01:37:58
Happy Bloomsday! by DragonLady2004-06-16 01:24:41
  Confoozled. by sofaspud2006-11-19 12:55:59
  oops .. make that 100 years :P by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Can someone please explain... by McNutcase2004-06-16 03:36:02
      have you read any of his work? by DragonLady2004-06-16 04:23:14
  ;-)! by saminz2004-06-16 01:35:41
    Im going to ignore that last bit :P by DragonLady2004-06-16 02:17:17
      Eeeek... by saminz2004-06-16 02:34:09
        that hole is getting deeper :P by DragonLady2004-06-16 02:41:06
          Nah, don't worry. by saminz2004-06-16 03:44:20
  ? by themadkansan2004-06-16 01:26:36
    See Google for the skinny. (n/t) by JillSwift2004-06-16 01:34:44
anent last nights stupid hardware question... by swisscheese2004-06-16 01:02:09
Anybody awake? I'm not doing so well by TrogL2004-06-16 00:48:17
  {{{TrogL}}} (n/t) by Spud312004-06-16 07:32:37
  {{{{TrogL}}}} (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-06-16 03:21:45
  {{{Trogl}}} (n/t) by saeckereier2004-06-16 02:59:07
  {{{TrogL}}} by LionsPhil2004-06-16 02:08:56
  {{{TrogL}}}} by photoschlock2004-06-16 01:59:14
    This was me, sorry. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-06-16 11:14:20
  *hugs TrogL* by treehugger2004-06-16 01:09:12
  {{{TrogL}}} by abaron2004-06-16 01:05:15
  Sorry, not much one can say to help by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 01:03:09
    My family doesn't do "upset" by TrogL2004-06-16 01:13:26
      Humour...! by saminz2004-06-16 01:37:28
  *offers two-handed cluebat* by themadkansan2004-06-16 01:01:45
  {{{TrogL}}} by chrisP2004-06-16 00:57:14
  {{{TroqL}}} by Spisefisken2004-06-16 00:53:35
  {{{{TrogL}}}} by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:52:04
woot! I'm gonna rock da house! by chrisP2004-06-16 00:34:52
  *starts playing drums* by Cokish2004-06-16 01:13:12
  Where? I've got keyboards! by TrogL2004-06-16 00:49:13
    Only in Kenya ... by chrisP2004-06-16 00:53:35
      you are evil! by suzisuzisuzi2004-06-16 01:12:37
        It's fun to walk along Oxford Street singing it :) by McNutcase2004-06-16 03:05:44
          Got a video? by chrisP2004-06-16 03:37:24
            Are you kidding? by McNutcase2004-06-16 03:41:45
              I see. by chrisP2004-06-16 03:48:06
                The best bit... by McNutcase2004-06-16 03:50:17
                  For sure! (n/t) by chrisP2004-06-16 03:51:54
  when you find you have a need by niwikki2004-06-16 00:45:59
The UF 2-a-month photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
Folding@Home Team Ufie Stats by JediMarcus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  projected team rank on July 1st by goodyca2004-06-16 04:27:18
Euro-UFie Job Center by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
Comparing Yahoo and Topica list groups: by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-06-16 00:10:04
  Lambpirgange: by Tomo2004-06-16 02:13:29
    Furgauge by JillSwift2004-06-16 02:34:33
      Feliquadrel by McNutcase2004-06-16 03:24:16
        Uxoriplatchet by Matthewdba2004-06-16 06:10:04
I PASSED! by suzisuzisuzi2004-06-16 00:03:58
  Yay! Congrats! :) (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-06-16 03:23:00
  Congratulations and good luck with the internship (n/t) by afterburner2004-06-16 02:08:43
  Hurrah! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 01:54:22
  Huzzah! by JillSwift2004-06-16 01:37:51
    oh god by suzisuzisuzi2004-06-16 01:39:53
  *sings* Congratulations" by treehugger2004-06-16 01:12:47
    stop that, by suzisuzisuzi2004-06-16 01:22:59
      *bows lower* by treehugger2004-06-16 01:23:57
  Brava! by saminz2004-06-16 00:49:05
  Congratulations! by diGriz2004-06-16 00:47:05
    LOL I wish by suzisuzisuzi2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Congrats (n/t) by Wolven2004-06-16 00:17:40
    CLUTTER PATROL! give us a TLP please? by suzisuzisuzi2004-06-16 01:05:45
  Awwww, you poor girl. by aix tom2004-06-16 00:10:04
    mostly geek by marriage... by suzisuzisuzi2004-06-16 00:12:39
      Geek doesn't necessarily imply computers by Pic2004-06-16 00:41:39
        From Ye Olde Jargon File: by themadkansan2006-11-19 12:55:59
          geek in partial denial then? by suzisuzisuzi2004-06-16 00:56:18
            Differing modes of insanity seem the norm. :) by themadkansan2004-06-16 00:58:13
              *tosses an inkblot or 2 in* (n/t) by suzisuzisuzi2004-06-16 00:59:50
                Ooooooo. ~8) by themadkansan2004-06-16 01:03:19
                  I don't even wanna TRY to analyze that... (n/t) by suzisuzisuzi2004-06-16 01:06:32
                    *snerk* by themadkansan2004-06-16 01:19:30
  Congrats! by chrisP2004-06-16 00:07:29
  Conga Rats and good luck by ideur2004-06-16 00:07:09
  Bravo!!!!! (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:07:09
  Congrats Doctor! (to be) (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 00:05:25
    Wow. 3 responses from across the globe at once... by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 00:07:18
      YUP! by suzisuzisuzi2004-06-16 00:10:06
  Congrats! (n/t) by Freakazoid2004-06-16 00:05:23
  congrats by stacato2004-06-16 00:05:20
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-06-16 00:03:39
  Answer by astro-g2004-06-16 00:58:26
    Vroomfondel and Majicksize by foredeck2004-06-16 03:41:40
    do'oh by astro-g2004-06-16 00:59:13
  It's a shame by billcow2004-06-16 00:14:37
    I sowwy. by themadkansan2004-06-16 00:30:34
ROFL! Excellent one, Illiad! :D (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-06-16 00:03:10
  It's disturbing how true it is (n/t) by MaW2004-06-16 00:08:09
    yes, that's why I ended up laughing (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-06-16 00:10:12
Oh, OW. by themadkansan2004-06-16 00:02:15
  VG CATS did a good strip on it a few back. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-16 02:35:03
    Bwhahahaaa ;) (n/t) by Winsmith2004-06-16 03:09:01
    Which I was just looking for. by System Breaker2004-06-16 02:38:51
  And in my minds eye... by System Breaker2004-06-16 02:22:12
  very true by noose2004-06-16 01:15:24
  scary isnt it..... by bbr2004-06-16 00:08:35
    I stopped watching TV long ago. by themadkansan2004-06-16 00:10:00
      I go the weird al way... by billcow2004-06-16 00:12:44
        Shows like that drive me insane. by themadkansan2004-06-16 00:17:54
          They all beat by Wolven2004-06-16 00:31:23
            When you apply for the realityshow. by Helgon2004-06-16 00:38:37
            Oh, do NOT get me started on those. ~>X[ by themadkansan2004-06-16 00:34:49
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *flys in* by TheRaven2004-06-16 03:14:15
    Iced coffee? by SaleGamine2004-06-16 03:32:54
      woot by TheRaven2004-06-16 03:40:29
        I'm fine. by SaleGamine2004-06-16 04:06:31
          how much fine are you ? by TheRaven2004-06-16 04:08:58
            So was I, but now I have work! by SaleGamine2004-06-16 05:04:09
  Morning! No BAS, Got an Anti-BAS? by Electric Storm2004-06-16 02:28:35
    Camomille tea is the best I can think of by SaleGamine2004-06-16 02:58:53
      Sounds good to me! by Electric Storm2004-06-16 03:02:57
        True. by SaleGamine2004-06-16 03:32:12
  Morning by afterburner2004-06-16 02:13:58
    Ow! by SaleGamine2004-06-16 02:17:38
      It's my own fault by afterburner2004-06-16 02:25:59
        Yes, exercice is good by SaleGamine2004-06-16 03:30:20
  hot chocolate please by chaotic2004-06-16 01:45:24
    *Comforts* by SaleGamine2004-06-16 01:47:01
      *sips chocolate* thanks by chaotic2004-06-16 01:57:03
        Sleep well. by SaleGamine2004-06-16 01:59:24
          *yawn* thanks, I do. by chaotic2004-06-16 02:20:38
  I join you for a BAS by Erwin Blonk2004-06-16 01:34:47
    Trod on what? by SaleGamine2004-06-16 01:44:57
      Darn by Erwin Blonk2004-06-16 01:52:43
        I know, terrible isn't it. by SaleGamine2004-06-16 01:56:10
          Don't I know it ;) by Erwin Blonk2004-06-16 02:05:59
            *giggle* by SaleGamine2004-06-16 02:09:16
  *tosses a few more papers on the table* by suzisuzisuzi2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Can you do me a favour? by SaleGamine2004-06-16 01:44:22
  Please to be serving the iced BAS by treehugger2004-06-16 01:10:31
    No, not a peep. by SaleGamine2004-06-16 01:42:59
      Thankyou petal by treehugger2004-06-16 01:47:26
        I think she has taken the day off by SaleGamine2004-06-16 01:54:51
          Ah, clever apprentice master by treehugger2004-06-16 02:00:11
            Not much by SaleGamine2004-06-16 02:06:26
              Wishes luck. by treehugger2004-06-16 02:11:28
                *Refill mug* by SaleGamine2004-06-16 02:18:13
  I think I'm hung over by TrogL2004-06-16 00:50:19
    {{{TrogL}}} by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:53:07
      Sometimes it helps crawling 'mentally' on the by Cokish2004-06-16 01:10:29
  Morning! by Pic2004-06-16 00:45:10
    *Serves a basket of "viennoiseries"* by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:49:31
      Thank you! by Pic2004-06-16 00:53:56
        Yes, a job you enjoy. by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:55:48
          I guess you could call them drawbacks by Pic2004-06-16 01:08:06
            *Giggle* by SaleGamine2004-06-16 01:37:45
              Ah, yes by Pic2004-06-16 01:48:52
                :) by SaleGamine2004-06-16 01:58:05
  Moin, SaleGamine! by diGriz2004-06-16 00:44:03
    *Serves hot strong tea* by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:48:15
  morning all by Klymer2004-06-16 00:35:17
    Good morning! by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:37:25
  <yawn> by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:34:44
  Morning by Bellator2004-06-16 00:32:06
    Hello. by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:34:18
      I'm quite ok by Bellator2004-06-16 00:38:29
        More people with holidays... by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:50:24
  Goodm..*zzz* by Cokish2004-06-16 00:31:37
    Another person in need of BAS by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:33:11
      *zzzzzzzzz* by Cokish2004-06-16 00:33:49
        *covers with quilt and leaves to sleep* (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:35:31
          *mumbl* IV *snooooorrrr* (n/t) by Cokish2004-06-16 00:40:24
            *Sets up IV* by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:43:52
              Sleep she is for the weak by Cokish2004-06-16 00:54:59
                Yes, I know and I'm not ashamed by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:59:14
                  That is the problem. 'normal' was 'late by Cokish2004-06-16 01:06:58
                    Eek. by SaleGamine2004-06-16 01:17:25
                      I think it will resolve in time by Cokish2004-06-16 01:26:16
                        :) by SaleGamine2004-06-16 01:40:31
  Goodmorning by noos2004-06-16 00:23:39
    I know the feeling by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:24:47
      *yawn* by noos2004-06-16 00:28:47
        Oh I don't know by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:31:31
          I like the daystar by noos2004-06-16 00:43:09
            {{{noos}}} by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:46:30
              {{{SaleGamine}}} by noos2004-06-16 00:51:36
                Indeed I could use it. by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:54:19
                  *serves BAS* by noos2004-06-16 01:00:43
                    :) by SaleGamine2004-06-16 01:03:52
                      forbidden BAS? by noos2004-06-16 01:14:24
                        By my cardiologist actually by SaleGamine2004-06-16 01:41:44
                          Hmmm that's not good by noos2004-06-16 02:05:56
                            I know, but we wants one. by SaleGamine2004-06-16 02:07:30
                              be strong by noos2004-06-16 02:39:56
                                But, but...I like BAS. by SaleGamine2004-06-16 03:34:05
                                you can try the cafe latte ... by noos2004-06-16 05:31:09
                                I know, and it's not bad by SaleGamine2004-06-16 06:28:38
  Morning! by chrisP2004-06-16 00:08:56
    *Comforts* by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:11:02
      *sips* by chrisP2004-06-16 00:16:26
        I'll make sure a plentiful supply is by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:18:51
          I appreciate that! by chrisP2004-06-16 00:20:34
            You're welcome. by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:22:25
  Morning! by Syren2004-06-16 00:06:34
    -27 ? by Cokish2004-06-16 00:27:17
    Ick, that is hot. by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:10:06
      Oh dear - Does he by Syren2004-06-16 00:34:37
        He did grow up in California after all by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:36:22
          Hehe :) by Syren2004-06-16 00:42:38
            Oy! the tube. by treehugger2004-06-16 01:15:17
            Aya! by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:44:50
              Absolutely - we need s good downpour here. by Syren2004-06-16 00:59:53
                I'd send you our rotten weather by SaleGamine2004-06-16 01:01:32
Translations by Nea2004-06-16 00:01:02
  Züritüütsch by saminz2004-06-16 01:07:03
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  German / Deutsch (top) by stacato2004-06-16 00:01:37
    by dvi by dvi2004-06-16 02:18:57
    Saarlännisch / Rheinfränkisch by lurker692004-06-16 02:09:04
    Dumme-Sprüche-Thread by lurker692004-06-16 01:56:04
      Wer andern eine Grube gräbt by dr.seltsam2004-06-16 06:28:10
        Wer andern ... by chrisP2004-06-16 09:21:07
      Der Freund eines Nachbarn... by diGriz2004-06-16 04:19:43
        Das schlägt doch by murphy2004-06-16 05:14:43
      Wenn alle Stricke reißen by murphy2004-06-16 04:08:17
      Andere Variante: by chrisP2004-06-16 03:50:34
      Au weia! by diGriz2004-06-16 01:58:18
        oder: by saminz2004-06-16 02:05:20
          und natürlich by lurker692004-06-16 02:11:22
            ein Nützliches: by saminz2004-06-16 02:18:53
              Besser: by diGriz2004-06-16 02:33:11
                Aha. Männer... *seufz* by saminz2004-06-16 02:35:50
                  wie wärs damit by stacato2004-06-16 03:21:31
                    *Räusper* by Petrus2004-06-16 03:42:34
                      wann sind meine Äußerungen jemals ... by stacato2004-06-16 06:51:38
                      Na wunderbar. by saminz2004-06-16 03:47:02
                        Hey ! didn't you read: by Cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          Sure. by saminz2004-06-16 04:41:34
    by UnFair by UnFair2004-06-16 00:55:55
    by diGriz by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Gefällt mir. :) (n/t) by Winsmith2004-06-16 02:05:04
      Attn: dvi by diGriz2004-06-16 01:46:05
        Jau! Super by dvi2004-06-16 02:24:53
        Hehehe... by saminz2004-06-16 01:54:34
    by Farmer by Farmer2004-06-16 00:10:43
      s/Soundtreck/Soundtrack/ (n/t) by Farmer2004-06-16 00:11:18
    by LsH by LsH2004-06-16 00:06:41
      und dann brauchst du 6 Minuten? ;-) by chaotic2004-06-16 00:55:19
        Vielleicht war das ja Absicht... by diGriz2004-06-16 01:12:08
          kann auch sein by chaotic2004-06-16 01:34:48
            Ähhh...nein by LsH2004-06-16 04:27:15
UFie Meet::Karlsruhe, Germany || Linux Tag by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey, by alphascorpii2004-06-16 09:00:38
  ATTN::chaotic by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
    die Idee ist auch cool :-) by chaotic2004-06-16 00:50:09
    Das zweite... by diGriz2004-06-16 00:35:43
      bin auch der meinung ... by stacato2004-06-16 00:52:45
        Gute Idee by chaotic2004-06-16 01:09:15
          ich wollte es ja so haben by stacato2004-06-16 01:17:07
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Fred Garvin - Male prostitute by hooray4nsa2004-06-19 17:18:26
  100 grand for a ride! by hadji2004-06-16 21:22:14
  You have been chosen... by feather8022004-06-16 11:14:35
  WILL WRITE POETRY FOR A RIDE (n/t) by tompaine2004-06-16 10:26:27
    You're lucky your nick isn't tombombadil. ;) (n/t) by Shirt Guy Bug2004-06-16 10:45:22
  "If I flag you down ... by bugarup2004-06-16 08:26:48
  "I have chocolate" (n/t) by tigermouse2004-06-16 07:22:44
    "Will swap chocolate for car keys" (n/t) by pas512004-06-16 07:32:34
  $DESTINATION AND BIG BUST by NOLAWitch2004-06-16 06:07:32
    Somehow, I don't think you're gonna need a sign :) (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-16 14:11:31
  STOP OR I USE THE STINGER MAT (n/t) by Tomo2004-06-16 05:20:27
  SOMEBODY SET UP ME THE RIDE? (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-06-16 05:17:49
  FREE SEX WITH PICK UP by Naruki2004-06-16 05:16:48
    Wow, 'Ruki by tigermouse2004-06-16 08:19:34
    I like the by BaruMonkey2004-06-16 05:42:09
      Pervert! by Naruki2004-06-16 06:02:20
  I'LL SHOW YOU MY BOOBIES FOR A LIFT by nin_man2004-06-16 04:44:51
  WILL HELP AVOID SPEED CAMERAS by pas512004-06-16 03:49:28
  Been there, but not any more! by Electric Storm2004-06-16 03:31:28
  THERE IS A BOMB IN YOUR CAR. by EvilLionsPhil2004-06-16 02:31:01
  GET OUT OF THE CAR OR THE PUPPY GETS IT. by LionsPhil2004-06-16 02:04:26
  Thumbing, Thumbing, Thumbing, by timberwolf01222004-06-16 01:50:48
  Too Inifinity and Beyond! by timberwolf01222004-06-16 01:48:54
  Good storyteller needs ride to $place. by JillSwift2004-06-16 01:33:41
  $_DESTINATION please. (n/t) by Voltigeur2004-06-16 01:27:45
  The place I want to go to... by noos2004-06-16 01:26:26
  adbucted me and use as sex object for hotties by noose2004-06-16 01:22:59
    oh poop, thats 'abduct me...' (n/t) by noose2004-06-16 01:23:46
  Two section answer by treehugger2004-06-16 01:22:32
  Sign? Wouldn't we use Electronic Thumbs? by tnglives2004-06-16 00:46:23
    A kind of "Toothing" perhaps? by Spisefisken2004-06-16 00:51:43
  "If I can find 6 degrees of separation, by Dazed2004-06-16 00:28:06
  Hitchhiking is NOT a option! by ideur2004-06-16 00:12:31
    That's just silly. by nin_man2004-06-16 05:53:11
      I would pick him up by Spisefisken2004-06-16 06:49:59
    Based on what stats or info? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-16 00:27:34
      My own experience! by ideur2004-06-16 04:55:29
  best ever... by billcow2004-06-16 00:09:54
  "FNORD" by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-16 00:09:33
    You just want them to feel vaguely ill at ease? (n/t) by bugarup2004-06-16 08:04:19
  He who picks up hitchhiker will not reach by Slamlander2004-06-16 00:08:53
  "I will answer your computer questions for a ride" (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-16 00:07:07
    A note about me and this question by Kickstart2004-06-16 00:15:40
      Friends father once picked up 3 hitchhikers. After by techi8702004-06-16 07:31:32
  I'll walk. by themadkansan2004-06-16 00:05:31
    I'm a weirdo, But I don't pick up Hitchikers - by hieraco2004-06-16 15:51:08
    Geez. Hitch a lift for sure, then! by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 00:09:02
      The wierdos are the ones driving. o.O by themadkansan2004-06-16 00:13:23
        'I' before 'E' except after 'C'; by LionsPhil2004-06-16 02:06:08
        the way I remember it is: by niwikki2004-06-16 00:15:25
  As a female alone I DO NOT HITCHIKE by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:03:31
    I think the point is to by hadji2004-06-16 21:18:18
    you're so right! (n/t) by ranja2004-06-16 10:37:59
    ditto (n/t) by niwikki2004-06-16 00:04:21
      You both are missing the point by Kickstart2004-06-16 00:06:17
        actually no, we're not. by niwikki2004-06-16 00:13:33
          I'm male and I don't understand hitchhiking either (n/t) by mwq2004-06-16 03:52:33
          please read my other post (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-16 00:16:23
        Nope I'm not by SaleGamine2004-06-16 00:08:20
  Will juggle for a lift in direction of <precise lo by AG_wyvern2004-06-16 00:01:33
  I never put up a sign by Spisefisken2004-06-16 00:01:03
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  font color=saffronmainlinedintothejugular? by themadkansan2004-06-16 00:27:11
  lime green in Opera (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-16 00:07:57
  oooh. pink in ie. pretty (n/t) by billcow2004-06-16 00:07:09

 

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