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Cartoon for Jun 07, 2004
Strip for Jun 07, 2004
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bad things happen to wizards who meddle with time (n/t) by dennismv2004-06-07 23:53:16
  Don't you mean "will have happened"? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-07 23:57:10
    humm, perhaps I do by dennismv2004-06-08 00:02:49
  Unless they're trying to fit in more classes! (n/t) by tonza2004-06-07 23:55:22
  IDGI? (n/t) by shorty822004-06-07 23:54:45
    Don't mind him. He's channelling Rincewind... by tnglives2004-06-07 23:56:15
      Actually... that line was from Harry Potter by Freakazoid2004-06-07 23:56:59
        Still, if you happen to see Luggage. ;-p by tnglives2004-06-08 00:03:15
        Been awhile since I read that one. by shorty822004-06-07 23:59:26
          Last one out by doc0292004-06-08 14:00:28
ATTN: lord_dolphin --> Khaar can't access UF right by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 23:25:53
OK, this is wierd. by retiqlum22004-06-07 23:12:27
  Mine's been doing this too by Slamlander2004-06-08 01:43:21
  The easy, simple, MS Way.... by tonza2004-06-07 23:57:39
    Hey now! XP is the most stable release of Windows by shorty822004-06-08 00:02:17
  Clear the history and set it down a few days by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Did the shell or the browser crash? by themadkansan2004-06-07 23:51:37
    Nothing crashed. by retiqlum22004-06-07 23:54:31
  Oy, Flames to /dev/null all right. grr. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-07 23:48:24
    But /dev/null doesn't exist in Windows... :) (n/t) by shorty822004-06-07 23:52:35
  I should mention, by retiqlum22004-06-07 23:17:15
Wow... Venus by c3po2004-06-07 23:08:19
  so small :/ by cuboci2004-06-07 23:47:10
    Still, a pretty impressive speck of dust. (n/t) by bugarup2004-06-07 23:49:35
  just checked it myself by stacato2004-06-07 23:15:33
    you need goooooood glasses by c3po2004-06-07 23:21:42
  Shucks :( by michaelsoft2004-06-07 23:10:24
    There's a lot of webcasts ... by bugarup2004-06-07 23:47:04
    sorry, by c3po2004-06-07 23:18:14
Soo, now that the game is over... by imperito2004-06-07 22:59:50
  Tampa Bay didn't win.... by Kickstart2004-06-07 23:10:06
    Lol by tonza2004-06-07 23:54:09
    okay... by imperito2004-06-07 23:16:32
  I sure hope not :( by DaNutBall2004-06-07 23:06:26
Wish I new when this will be seen in Europe ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Michael Moore is a big fat idiot. by krupa2004-06-07 22:42:18
    MM not idiot by Raffy91102004-06-08 20:38:50
    Yeah! by Estimator2004-06-07 22:49:08
      Meh by LooseChanj2004-06-08 11:05:12
      He has a mental disease that seperates him from... by retiqlum22004-06-07 23:05:32
        Sure by Estimator2004-06-07 23:14:08
          It became too expensive to build cars there. by retiqlum22004-06-07 23:26:23
            Think about... by Estimator2004-06-07 23:29:58
              That would be true... by retiqlum22004-06-07 23:59:16
      Yes... by krupa2004-06-07 22:53:06
        Thought so by Estimator2004-06-07 22:59:40
          Intolerance by Raffy91102004-06-08 20:30:34
          How do I say this politely... by krupa2004-06-07 23:09:24
            I can see your point... by Estimator2004-06-07 23:22:36
              actually... by krupa2004-06-07 23:26:51
            He does serve a purpose by Kickstart2004-06-07 23:12:01
              Still... by imperito2004-06-07 23:25:56
              but really... by krupa2004-06-07 23:16:59
          You all be nice by Kickstart2004-06-07 23:05:50
            too late... by krupa2004-06-07 23:10:50
            Oh, its a fight you want? Namecalling and insults? by imperito2004-06-07 23:08:11
              Oooooooooh. you're gunna get in trooouuuble! (n/t) by michaelsoft2004-06-07 23:09:28
A question about refunds by michaelsoft2006-11-19 12:55:59
  IMO, no it isn't. by shorty822004-06-07 22:33:24
    tell that to William Brown by michaelsoft2004-06-07 22:35:47
Yo Illiad... by krupa2004-06-07 22:17:18
That's really funny. Firefox is broken. by bassplayer2004-06-07 22:03:04
  I use Firefox for almost everything; by Dracarys2004-06-07 22:18:50
  Works for me in Firefox. by shorty822004-06-07 22:07:29
    Yeah. Use that. But normally it gives alerts when by bassplayer2004-06-07 22:10:48
      Disable it. by shorty822004-06-07 22:26:06
  what version? by krupa2004-06-07 22:07:21
    Same. I don't know what the issue is. I press refr by bassplayer2004-06-07 22:08:28
      Only time I have that problem by etwas_egal2004-06-07 22:29:07
      interesting... by krupa2004-06-07 22:11:08
I've been asked to spread this around, so ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  God, this subject line above... by Her Geekship2004-06-07 22:02:45
**Tonza Surfaces from the dregs of University** by tonza2004-06-07 21:44:04
  Welcome Back!!!!! by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 21:58:33
  YAAAAY!!!!!!11 by bassplayer2004-06-07 21:50:49
Zone Alarm ??? by schwing12004-06-07 21:19:46
  My suggestion is... by krupa2004-06-07 22:05:48
  ok two clickies for you by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Zone alarm is good by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  sygate by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Sygate's been good to me so far... by MrTrick2004-06-07 21:44:03
  Sygate Personal Firewall? (n/t) by vetitice2004-06-07 21:22:41
C++ Dependencies... graphical by MrTrick2004-06-07 21:02:55
  doxygen with graphviz installed (n/t) by cuboci2004-06-07 23:42:55
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  A word of warning from native Americans. (REPOST) by bassplayer2004-06-07 21:37:03
  LOL!! (n/t) by Llyr2004-06-07 21:04:40
  Modded for language! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-07 20:52:52
  Language?!?! by DesertRat662004-06-07 20:52:03
  LMAO! by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 20:49:07
  ROFL! by krikkert2004-06-07 20:48:23
Damn, Damn, Damn! by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  well that's a boring statistic. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-07 21:16:33
    Taint a stat by Kickstart2004-06-07 22:47:48
  "Can't be helped"? Or is it... by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 20:46:07
    too bad the results can't be by Celticess2004-06-07 22:04:53
    Third option by Kickstart2004-06-07 20:48:19
      Gotcha. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 20:49:28
Today just sucks in general . . . by amanita2004-06-07 20:40:16
  Don't do anything or don't attend the scene? by abaron2004-06-07 22:43:19
    Both. by amanita2004-06-07 22:58:49
      Dang that sucks! by abaron2004-06-07 23:06:55
  re the cops... sounds like where I am :( by Celticess2004-06-07 21:11:37
  Several ideas by DesertRat662004-06-07 21:08:54
  huh? by Reddy2004-06-07 20:52:59
    Yeah, I thought of moving. by amanita2004-06-07 23:02:44
  Whazzahunh? Where do you live? by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 20:44:21
    Northern California . . . by amanita2004-06-07 22:59:48
:'( Radeon problems by Dracarys2004-06-07 20:33:39
  Good hardware, drivers bite... by markf11382004-06-07 21:25:28
    My mobo is only a few months old by Dracarys2004-06-07 22:16:16
  Latest drivers? by Freakazoid2004-06-07 21:15:26
    I'm pretty sure they're recent, I'll check (n/t) by Dracarys2004-06-07 22:04:08
Maxtor drives . . . anyone else think they by amanita2004-06-07 20:29:49
  refrigerator ? by dennismv2004-06-07 22:08:44
    Putting a crashed HDD in the refrigerator may give by shorty822004-06-07 22:10:32
      That was the theory. by amanita2004-06-07 22:21:18
        If the files on the drive are important or by shorty822004-06-07 22:30:26
          Heh . . . I Googled by amanita2004-06-07 22:49:52
  *looks over at three systems running maxtors* by theanomaly2004-06-07 21:54:46
  Older WD drives seem to be practically bulletproof by romandas2004-06-07 21:48:56
  I have had the opposite experience... by asayogure2004-06-07 21:20:49
  Agreed by Kickstart2004-06-07 20:50:57
  There was another UFie Maxtor failure recently. by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 20:38:26
    *sigh* by amanita2004-06-07 20:41:09
      As for the replacement drive by Freakazoid2004-06-07 21:17:14
      *listens* by Bastetsmuse2004-06-07 20:52:42
        You just decided that? by shorty822004-06-07 21:15:48
    Oops. by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 20:38:59
ChaosUT2004 rocks me. by Ravenlock2004-06-07 20:28:30
  Double kill! Multikill!! MegaKill!!! by Arcanum2004-06-07 21:12:41
  I've played ChaosUT. by YakkoWarner2004-06-07 20:45:17
  ChaosUT2004? Wazzat? (n/t) by Dracarys2004-06-07 20:34:59
    UT = Unreal Tournament (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 20:39:25
Attn: krikkert by Egaeus2004-06-07 20:15:44
  Update your diary. by krikkert2004-06-07 20:41:42
ATTN: lord_dolphin by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 19:55:41
Tampa wins (n/t) by Myke2004-06-07 19:51:45
  wins what?? by Reddy2004-06-07 20:33:13
    The cup of Lord Stanley, of course :-) by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 20:35:29
      no no no! by DaNutBall2004-06-07 21:02:08
        Now go away before I insult you a second time :P (n/t) by theanomaly2004-06-07 21:47:26
      hmmmm by Reddy2004-06-07 20:54:06
        Hockey (n/t) by radiowave9112004-06-07 20:54:53
          Thank you by Reddy2004-06-07 20:56:50
  WAAAAHHH! by watsondog2004-06-07 20:23:34
  Congratulations Tampa. by Llyr2004-06-07 20:07:33
    Amen, amen. by theanomaly2004-06-07 20:20:12
  And it's all due to the CBA! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-06-07 20:05:18
  I really should have bet on the series. by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 19:53:08
    I chafe at Tampa's win. by Illiad2004-06-07 19:59:35
      No, my dear Mr. Frazer, you're a BOLT! by Adiplomat2004-06-07 20:05:51
        A "bolt"? by Illiad2004-06-07 20:07:37
          Yeah, and how about the Heat of the NBA? by Llyr2004-06-07 20:43:03
            A Trogdor, obviously (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 20:53:10
          A Nordique, of course. (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 20:36:19
          "a flake" (n/t) by Myke2004-06-07 20:12:10
OK Problem kinda solved by Dad2TZK2004-06-07 19:41:08
  It might be a good idea to contact the TS people by shorty822004-06-07 19:44:19
    Downloaded file is fine try installing it though!! (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-06-07 19:52:56
      OK Team Speak forums by Dad2TZK2004-06-07 20:04:42
        I wonder why they haven't fixed their installer. ( (n/t) by shorty822004-06-07 22:00:41
The Dolphin is *NOT* for sale!!!! by lord_dolphin2004-06-07 19:00:46
  Congratulations. by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 20:19:19
  *puts away the "lord dolphin for sale" sign* by shorty822004-06-07 19:57:54
    No thanks, I've already got one! by fx2004-06-07 20:14:59
  {{{Lord_Dolphin}}} by Reddy2004-06-07 19:17:41
    Agreed by jmoon5ftm2004-06-07 19:19:13
  For a seconed I had visions of canned dolphin. by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-07 19:07:12
Weird ad problem. by shorty822004-06-07 18:48:19
  Weird AL Problem ?? (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-06-07 20:06:18
  Also, if I use "view only this frame" by shorty822004-06-07 18:59:17
    Is it something in your firewall settings? by Matthewdba2004-06-07 19:04:28
      I don't think so. by shorty822004-06-07 19:42:36
        Interesting, I'm getting something similar by Matthewdba2004-06-07 19:52:02
          I don't know, maybe it is some quirk in Firefox. by shorty822004-06-07 19:54:36
            Just think of it as a science lab experiment :-) ( (n/t) by Matthewdba2004-06-07 19:58:23
              It also happens in IE. by shorty822004-06-07 20:20:21
Well, after having to deal with a break-up from my by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Er...sorry for complaining. by bassplayer2004-06-07 18:46:15
    {{{Bassplayer}}} by Reddy2004-06-07 19:18:58
    That's fine. It's not a problem. by shorty822004-06-07 18:49:21
Who's excited about the Nvidia GeForce 6 series? by asayogure2004-06-07 18:03:21
  WANT NEW TOY! by themadkansan2004-06-07 23:37:44
  Card looks nice... by YakkoWarner2004-06-07 20:47:34
  linky? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-07 18:21:54
    Clicky enclosed. by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Linkys for all! by asayogure2006-11-19 12:55:59
  huh. by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-07 18:20:30
    The GeForce FX line... by asayogure2004-06-07 18:24:58
    GeForce FX == GeForce 5 by Scirocco2004-06-07 18:23:03
  Meh. It's just hardware. by Arcanum2004-06-07 18:14:40
    [sputters] JUST HARDWARE! by asayogure2004-06-07 18:22:27
      See that sorta thing annoys me... by vampiresquirrel2004-06-07 19:11:09
        Here's a secret for you: by Arcanum2004-06-07 20:04:09
        Not to mention two points by Freakazoid2004-06-07 19:28:26
          In Windows anyway... by bwkaz2004-06-07 20:25:43
          I have an annoying problem with my Radeon. by Arcanum2004-06-07 20:06:36
        My last ATI card... by jmoon5ftm2004-06-07 19:15:27
  Niiiiiccceee triangles! ;) (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-06-07 18:14:25
The saga of my car accident continues... by esbita2004-06-07 18:01:51
  You have the license by Kickstart2004-06-07 22:50:05
  You don't have uninsured motorist protection? by hadji2004-06-07 18:19:00
    Nope... by esbita2004-06-07 18:35:26
      That's not true. by hadji2004-06-07 19:29:17
        likewise here as well by fireballmatt2004-06-07 20:19:33
          w/o insurance... by Raffy91102004-06-08 20:50:57
LJ help please: how do you do the inlinking in by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I mentioned how to do it when nightwind got his lj by Celticess2004-06-07 18:28:36
    Which is the best client again? by bassplayer2004-06-07 18:39:19
      It's ok... lochjournal has the most features/ by Celticess2004-06-07 18:46:57
        Thank you very much. by bassplayer2004-06-07 18:52:05
  <lj-cut text="click here..."> text here </lj-cut> (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-07 18:19:18
    Thank you. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-06-07 18:24:31
  Meant to ask this question yesterday when dosman by shorty822004-06-07 18:02:27
    Illiad posted it some time ago... (n/t) by Winsmith2004-06-07 18:07:06
Who want's to get W:ET? by ChuckAB2004-06-07 17:53:27
  Will head in after the hockey game ends in an hour by theanomaly2004-06-07 19:01:13
  3v3 more victims, I mean targets, I mean players by DesertRat662004-06-07 18:20:07
  TechisSO may smack me when I get home but by techi8702004-06-07 18:07:09
  Don't worry, Chuck. by krikkert2004-06-07 18:06:36
  count me in (n/t) by demonhedge2004-06-07 18:06:09
  ill hop on in 20 (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-06-07 17:54:56
    same. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 17:57:17
Now that's a cute spot for DP... by IByte2004-06-07 17:52:31
  At least DP doesn't have claws... by esbita2004-06-07 18:10:25
  You mean like by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
Just got 10 Bulverde CPUs by AndyA2004-06-07 17:30:06
  Building cell phones? by ChuckAB2004-06-07 17:43:25
    PDA type thingy. by AndyA2004-06-07 18:28:53
Hi, Spud! by ChuckAB2004-06-07 17:18:16
  Didn't made it to the Ren Faire, but by Spud312004-06-07 17:26:54
    Since it looks like you missd my other posts by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Glad to hear that you had so much fun! by Spud312004-06-07 18:26:18
        The glasses would be fun - because they'd be by ChuckAB2004-06-07 20:53:08
It is one of those hate/love relationships... by j.butterfly2004-06-07 17:09:08
  {{{j.butterfly}}} by shorty822004-06-07 19:50:57
  {{{J.Butterfly}}} by Reddy2004-06-07 19:16:06
  Ohh... :( <hug> (n/t) by farfalla2004-06-07 19:14:49
  {{{{J.butterfly}}}} by Celticess2004-06-07 17:22:28
    {{{celticess}}} by j.butterfly2004-06-07 17:51:28
      how did your mom handle it? by Celticess2004-06-07 18:50:03
        That sounds familiar... by j.butterfly2004-06-07 19:03:03
          he's already trying to bond to Nick... it's kinda by Celticess2004-06-07 19:16:45
  {{{Jen}}} by krikkert2004-06-07 17:15:20
    I think you already know what the problem is... by j.butterfly2004-06-07 17:21:04
      There's a difference.. by krikkert2004-06-07 17:25:21
        Thank you! by j.butterfly2004-06-07 17:50:33
  {{{Jen}}} by Spud312004-06-07 17:13:57
    Thanks. :) by j.butterfly2004-06-07 17:18:12
*cough cough* Stanley Cup Finals Game 7 time!!! by theanomaly2004-06-07 17:06:29
  Tampa Bay wins the Stanley Cup: 2-1 final score by theanomaly2004-06-07 19:58:49
  SCORRRREE - Calgary gets one by theanomaly2004-06-07 19:31:32
    Silly Canuckistani, hockey's for >35 deg C places by tnglives2004-06-07 19:57:26
      Just do: by shorty822004-06-07 19:59:41
  1-0 Tampa at the end of the 1st (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-06-07 17:54:44
    2-0 Tampa at the end of the 2nd (n/t) by theanomaly2004-06-07 18:58:39
  SCOOOOREEEEE!!!! by imperito2004-06-07 17:42:06
    *hits Brad Richards with a tranquilizer dart* by theanomaly2004-06-07 18:02:40
      Could be next year. by Spud312004-06-07 18:27:46
      YOUR PENSACOLA ICE PILOTS ARE ON A POWERPLAY!!!!!! by shorty822004-06-07 18:10:51
        The Lightning announcer is similar by theanomaly2004-06-07 18:28:22
          Ours does the same thing when the Pilots come out. (n/t) by shorty822004-06-07 18:35:50
  GO FLAMES GO!!!!!! by techi8702004-06-07 17:33:32
  Go Tampabay!!! by imperito2004-06-07 17:21:00
Excel experts! Help!!! by farfalla2004-06-07 16:50:31
  is it possible to ... by dennismv2004-06-07 22:21:20
  I'd suggest making sure 'Read-Only' isn't set. by Amander2004-06-07 17:25:39
  Any error messages when saving files? by Spud312004-06-07 16:52:16
    Not a one by farfalla2004-06-07 16:59:58
      Can you mail me a copy of one of them? by Spud312004-06-07 17:07:12
        Yeargh by farfalla2004-06-07 17:20:57
Atlantis is found? by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Again? by SuaveRedSalami2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I have an idea! by bassplayer2004-06-07 17:27:49
  Fascinating, if it's true. by bassplayer2004-06-07 17:02:33
  I though they'd found it in south america. by AndyA2004-06-07 17:01:02
    A lot of places have been suggested.. by krikkert2004-06-07 17:03:07
      Santorini Greece was another by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Greece!? by krikkert2004-06-07 17:18:56
          :) by Celticess2004-06-07 17:24:36
If you were limited to one drama show on TV... by Illiad2004-06-07 16:48:09
  Stargate SG1 by vampiresquirrel2004-06-07 18:12:28
    Yep. Not the most plausible, best-written drama, by tnglives2004-06-07 18:58:20
      No lie! by vampiresquirrel2004-06-07 19:05:38
        indeed by astro-g2004-06-08 01:13:38
  CSI (n/t) by radiowave9112004-06-07 17:57:29
  Fuhgeddabowdit. by nin_man2004-06-07 17:43:04
  24 (n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-07 17:38:22
  CSI (n/t) by Celticess2004-06-07 17:32:31
  X-Files by michaelsoft2004-06-07 17:07:08
    every mon/tues/weds from 11pm-3am here :) (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-06-07 17:09:07
      Nice. I'll remember that when I have TV/cable (n/t) by michaelsoft2004-06-07 17:10:42
  can it be one thats been discontinued? by fireballmatt2004-06-07 17:06:08
    SeaQuest! now that was a good series by Freakazoid2004-06-07 21:31:47
  Definitely CSI - the original. (n/t) by Village Idiot2004-06-07 17:03:04
  Touching Evil (n/t) by JustnCase2004-06-07 16:53:45
  America's Funniest Home Videos by farfalla2004-06-07 16:53:20
  TV? by Reddy2004-06-07 16:52:48
  John Doe. by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 16:50:51
    Good show, was shot locally.. by Village Idiot2004-06-07 17:44:41
      Every time we see a show that does a plot twist by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 19:51:39
    He said no sitcoms! (n/t) by gblues2004-06-07 16:53:09
  Law and Order by imrambi2004-06-07 16:50:45
  I don't have a TV. (n/t) by mwq2004-06-07 16:49:21
    None. I have a TV, but don't use it. by Spud312004-06-07 16:50:53
      What's the point of watching OTHER people play a g by mwq2004-06-07 16:56:01
        I can't skate. (n/t) by Spud312004-06-07 17:08:33
Whoa! WHOA! Did you all notice that ... by Winsmith2004-06-07 16:39:06
  Yesterday, I... by Illiad2004-06-07 16:40:29
    Yeah, well the police said... by tnglives2004-06-07 18:19:50
    You too? I thought it was *really* unlikely that by Winsmith2004-06-07 16:42:53
    But I thought *I* was going to do ... by ChuckAB2004-06-07 16:41:28
Oh, I LOVE the dramatic irony. by bassplayer2004-06-07 16:27:52
  Hey, thanks for reminding me of that! by fx2004-06-07 20:13:13
HEH. This email just in. by Illiad2004-06-07 16:25:42
  We call it educated beyond their inteligence. (n/t) by evilsysadmin2004-06-07 19:33:33
  Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking? by Naruki2004-06-07 18:23:49
    Hmm. Illiad is technically a mod. We have a gag by tnglives2004-06-07 19:04:04
      Technically a mod? He is *the* mod! by shorty822004-06-07 19:56:05
  Heh. I love people that get bent out of shape... by asayogure2004-06-07 18:11:44
  And the reply by Illiad2004-06-07 16:40:00
    well on first glance of the comic by Celticess2004-06-07 17:27:38
    hmm, I interpreted it differently by michaelsoft2004-06-07 16:48:12
      Obsolescence... by Illiad2004-06-07 16:49:11
        Yeah. I'm glad I'm upgrading soon. :) by Arcanum2004-06-07 17:39:47
          Yeah from 3 months to 4 months (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-06-07 18:16:51
        :( you're making me cry over my slow computer(n/t) by michaelsoft2004-06-07 16:50:55
  Dangit Illiad! You have to be more realistic! by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 16:35:13
    And if they *were* able to by tigermouse2004-06-07 16:44:51
  Nobody pooped in his Cheerios... by dire_lobo2004-06-07 16:34:03
  My father has a name for people like that: by bassplayer2004-06-07 16:31:21
    That's the word he got from being in the military? by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 16:36:32
      Maybe he was self-censoring. ;-) by bassplayer2004-06-07 16:40:16
  Espically considering by Freakazoid2004-06-07 16:30:20
    At the risk of letting reality get in the way... by AndyA2004-06-07 16:40:20
      You could do something like Hercules did ... by ChuckAB2004-06-07 16:47:20
    Yeah, the whole point of the comic is that it by bassplayer2004-06-07 16:32:17
  Wow, intelligent people sure are stupid. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-07 16:29:06
Well, I'm single. Again. by bassplayer2004-06-07 16:22:00
  Just one question.. by krikkert2004-06-07 17:21:22
    Well, to tell the truth, I had already decided. by bassplayer2004-06-07 17:43:12
      Sorry man. That sucks. I certainly hear you... by asayogure2004-06-07 18:13:54
  {{{bssplayer}}} by Nightwind2004-06-07 17:01:46
Y'all have fun by dire_lobo2004-06-07 16:21:47
Oooh, neat! by amanita2004-06-07 16:16:18
  Oh no! by krikkert2004-06-07 17:00:30
  {{{amanita}}} by shorty822004-06-07 16:32:27
  Oh, that sucks. {{{amanita}}} by bassplayer2004-06-07 16:24:54
Way past TTGTB by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Tell that to mini_fore_deck! by fore_deck2004-06-07 16:17:33
    mini_fore_deck! Go to bed right now! (n/t) by shorty822004-06-07 16:28:07
*crash!*THUD by Llyr2004-06-07 15:59:39
  spl... uh, ok--splee... right, I'll get over this. by tnglives2004-06-07 18:26:57
  Hmmm by Reddy2004-06-07 16:01:19
from the funny things kids say file by Celticess2004-06-07 15:40:56
  Okay, this clearly loses in translation... by BrainBug2004-06-07 16:03:56
    hahahaha by Celticess2004-06-07 16:11:45
    Explain what the individual morphemes mean and it' by bassplayer2004-06-07 16:11:12
  Or from the mouth of the child of a friend of mine by ChuckAB2004-06-07 15:52:28
    my son used to say fork very very wrong by Celticess2004-06-07 15:57:31
Farewell, cruel world! by fore_deck2004-06-07 15:36:14
  All my MI games by krikkert2004-06-07 16:13:48
    MI 4 is misbehaving on XP... by fore_deck2004-06-07 16:18:44
      Did you try compatiblity mode? by MikeCDN2004-06-07 16:36:59
  Dang, dang, dang! by fore_deck2004-06-07 16:12:00
    Why would you want to ruin a new laptop by shorty822004-06-07 16:26:01
  it's ok, MI is worth it... by Nightwind2004-06-07 15:48:37
Vancouver Ufies? by JustnCase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  We even have ones that say by j.butterfly2004-06-07 15:26:22
    You can get FREE nuclear weapons there? by dire_lobo2004-06-07 16:12:02
      Only for the first 30 days. by Spud312004-06-07 16:47:49
  Yes, it certainly does! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-07 14:55:01
    I knew I wanted to go to Vancouver for a reason. (n/t) by JustnCase2004-06-07 14:57:22
      we get ones for other things too by Celticess2004-06-07 15:05:03
        Someone has a pet sasquatch? Wow! :) (n/t) by JustnCase2004-06-07 16:49:11
Xerox has left the building! by JustnCase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  that is a huge printer by Celticess2004-06-07 15:00:25
    Dang. I would order it. by aix tom2004-06-07 15:06:31
      with none of the gadgets and doodads it has a by JustnCase2004-06-07 16:46:03
      We just measured the elevator and it barely fits by JustnCase2004-06-07 16:43:19
    The ink is really quite light because it's dry by JustnCase2004-06-07 15:05:52
      the cylinders of powder still must be huge by Celticess2004-06-07 15:09:21
        Beyond complexity, there's quality. by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 15:46:46
          There actually is a roll feeder for the 6180 by JustnCase2004-06-07 16:39:03
  A $1 million printer? by DaNutBall2004-06-07 14:51:04
    Oh and the Million Dollar thig is just what I by JustnCase2004-06-07 14:56:34
    It prints 100 pages per minute in full color. by JustnCase2004-06-07 14:52:51
      One of my clients... by VCA2004-06-07 15:19:14
      Does it make coffee? (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2004-06-07 15:16:22
        It would make an excellent coffee warmer, as does by JustnCase2004-06-07 16:47:19
        oooh nice warm tanning bed (thinking of warm spot) by Celticess2004-06-07 15:23:29
The French are at it again! by ToeDruid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  After an hour's worth of raising one's hands by hadji2004-06-07 14:58:00
You don't see this everyday... by LooseChanj2004-06-07 14:27:48
  My personal opinion... by Kickstart2004-06-07 14:51:29
    umm I've by Celticess2004-06-07 15:21:17
      {{{Celticess}}} (n/t) by Reddy2004-06-07 15:31:17
        thanks by Celticess2004-06-07 15:34:23
          ah yes by Reddy2004-06-07 15:40:49
            nope not heard of that but what they have been by Celticess2004-06-07 15:46:41
              This has the B6/B12 by Reddy2004-06-07 15:55:22
                I'm not active in those groups anymore by Celticess2004-06-07 16:03:39
                  Lavender can provoke seizures? by Matthewdba2004-06-07 16:07:13
                    yes in some people... I found that out when my by Celticess2004-06-07 16:14:14
                      A link and a quote by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Its just as well... by friareriner2004-06-07 14:37:02
Attn: Los Angeles UFies by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 14:24:43
  I left them a mesege by raptillicus2004-06-07 15:20:20
  sure by niwikki2004-06-07 14:32:21
  Good luck (n/t) by Reddy2004-06-07 14:29:58
MS need to learn to use their own software. by AndyA2004-06-07 14:17:11
odd nyetworking problem by Schol-R-LEA;22004-06-07 14:10:41
  What's the problem? by shorty822004-06-07 16:17:40
    You mean like trying to sell by ChuckAB2004-06-07 16:59:11
  I've seen similar problems by AndyA2004-06-07 14:36:39
  I had much the same issue... by McNutcase2004-06-07 14:12:04
    *smacks forehead* I didn't try that...yes, it does (n/t) by Schol-R-LEA;22004-06-07 14:21:38
      Beyond that, I dunno. by McNutcase2004-06-07 14:22:45
Hmmm... Need some opinions on tail lights please by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Easy decision! by tms17912004-06-07 15:45:51
    If I had a use for one I'd own one. by DesertRat662004-06-07 18:16:45
  #3, or, if I _had_ to, #4 by divinar22004-06-07 14:41:18
  I'd go with 2. by McNutcase2004-06-07 14:25:33
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-06-07 14:26:30
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-06-07 14:26:42
    Opps MODs sorry (n/t) by techi8702004-06-07 14:24:37
  I like #1 (n/t) by techi8702004-06-07 14:24:20
  Choice 1 for a white car by gregg_hughes2004-06-07 14:23:13
  Do any of them... by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 14:21:49
    No by DesertRat662004-06-07 14:24:31
      Stuff that. by McNutcase2004-06-07 14:27:13
        Shhhhh! by DesertRat662004-06-07 14:28:20
          Make sure you get the tyre shredder as well by McNutcase2004-06-07 14:29:41
  Whichever one is cheap and bright by ToolGeek2004-06-07 14:20:08
    It's cheaper to drive daily than by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
      True. by ToolGeek2004-06-07 14:27:53
  They all look the same to me. blank pages. by kahuana2004-06-07 14:18:24
  What's the difference between 3 & 4? by ChuckAB2004-06-07 14:14:43
    The ones I have? I don't like the way they look. by DesertRat662004-06-07 14:20:33
      Hot Rodders disease. by ToolGeek2004-06-07 14:22:05
        Looks are important too (n/t) by DesertRat662004-06-07 14:23:23
  option 1 by Elessar2004-06-07 14:13:29
ATTN: lord_dolphin khaar Tonza Ubergeek2 Defect by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 14:08:08
  I have Ubergeek2's and Defect's sets. by Khaar2004-06-07 14:26:17
    No problem... by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 14:34:57
It's only when you explain it to someone else... by McNutcase2004-06-07 14:02:19
  I once got into an argument about how gauge was by techi8702004-06-07 14:27:07
    If it was straight bore diameter... by McNutcase2004-06-07 14:28:20
      I have a friend that used to work in a coal fired by techi8702004-06-07 14:35:08
        Where does he get shells for it? Industrial supply (n/t) by LurkerMo2004-06-07 16:01:07
        I want that job! by McNutcase2004-06-07 14:37:18
          I think they only do it once every year or two. by techi8702004-06-07 14:46:43
            A laser sight. On a shotgun. Is that anything like by Arcanum2004-06-07 15:47:10
              Heh. =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-07 16:32:55
  that was nice to know by Reddy2004-06-07 14:06:16
    because of what I submitted to Warehouse 23 by McNutcase2004-06-07 14:07:08
      ahh ok by Reddy2004-06-07 14:08:44
Weird censorship... by Naruki2004-06-07 13:34:01
  I thought the reason was obvious. by bassplayer2004-06-07 16:36:23
  Perhaps that first word wasn't "mother"? (n/t) by Khaar2004-06-07 14:07:04
    What naughty words start with M? by Naruki2004-06-07 14:10:21
      Microsoft! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-07 15:01:02
      Well... by Spud312004-06-07 14:16:23
      Likely some unspeakable word. by Khaar2004-06-07 14:16:06
  Bad timing, I suppose. (n/t) by Pyrion2004-06-07 13:45:25
    I'll say. by Naruki2004-06-07 13:47:40
  For this reason: by pas512004-06-07 13:41:45
  They were concerned about upsetting his mother. by Spud312004-06-07 13:36:08
Cool new place in Vancouver by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That is neat. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-06-07 13:36:49
    I saw an article about it on the news by Celticess2004-06-07 13:39:57
W:ET by stacato2004-06-07 13:18:44
  On my way! (n/t) by Tomo2004-06-07 13:19:07
<Deleted><Deleted>2004-06-07 13:25:28
  Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-06-07 13:25:45
    Thanks Nea by Glytch782004-06-07 13:33:29
    You might want to look down at TheRaven's by Naruki2004-06-07 13:29:15
  Sorry mods. by Glytch782004-06-07 13:08:28
    3, 2, 1.... by Glum_Reaper2004-06-07 13:14:36
UFies, geeks, posters. Lend me your brains. by Glytch782004-06-07 13:08:00
  I think I can answer this.. by darkphoenix2004-06-07 13:52:13
    possiable by Glytch782004-06-07 13:58:42
      Let me know how it goes (n/t) by darkphoenix2004-06-07 14:00:06
        will do (n/t) by Glytch782004-06-07 14:19:21
  Is the dialup set up for a proxy server? (n/t) by DesertRat662004-06-07 13:16:34
    nope. All proxies are turned off by Glytch782004-06-07 13:20:56
      usually by DesertRat662004-06-07 13:24:32
        Already ran Adaware by Glytch782004-06-07 13:32:23
  Why in the world are you dealing with this machine by dosman2004-06-07 13:16:31
    it's his job (n/t) by plblark2004-06-07 13:17:16
      Yea. by Glytch782004-06-07 13:19:51
        Oh i see,... by dosman2004-06-07 13:39:54
  getting desperate for brains? (n/t) by plblark2004-06-07 13:10:26
    we ran out over here. (n/t) by Glytch782004-06-07 13:10:55
      I'm using mine, small help that is :-) (n/t) by plblark2004-06-07 13:11:51
Its a good thing that I keep the Oosik at home. by techi8702004-06-07 12:59:43
  When you said "Plug it in" he knew what he forgot! (n/t) by divinar22004-06-07 14:45:04
    I checked that part when it was at his desk. (n/t) by techi8702004-06-07 15:09:04
    <Deleted><Deleted>2004-06-07 15:23:54
      Twice in the same day thats it I'm going home. (n/t) by techi8702004-06-07 15:29:23
      Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-06-07 15:24:07
NOW I'm upset. by ChuckAB2004-06-07 12:55:31
I'm back and safely moved! Yay! by vampiresquirrel2004-06-07 12:53:29
  *hugs quad* by SaleGamine2004-06-07 13:41:48
    Me too! *cuddles quad* by vampiresquirrel2004-06-07 14:23:01
      oh that is easy by Reddy2004-06-07 15:27:45
  Welcome back! by McNutcase2004-06-07 13:09:48
    Ooooh! by vampiresquirrel2004-06-07 13:19:52
      s' a Real Job. by McNutcase2004-06-07 13:42:59
        Ohhh! That kinda sounds like fun! by vampiresquirrel2004-06-07 14:21:54
          Running the warehouse, basically ^^ by McNutcase2004-06-07 14:30:55
            Oooh! Will you drive a forklift? by vampiresquirrel2004-06-07 14:32:58
              No, sadly not... by McNutcase2004-06-07 14:35:24
  Being bored can be very educational. by Avium2004-06-07 12:57:53
    See...I don't have a cat... by vampiresquirrel2004-06-07 13:15:16
    Not for nothing is it said by pas512004-06-07 12:59:33
      Speaking of screwdrivers... by Avium2004-06-07 13:07:55
        I prefer to shoot them then take them apart and by techi8702004-06-07 13:33:37
        I once knew a guy.... by dosman2004-06-07 13:09:41
          I was asked not to do that anymore. by Avium2004-06-07 13:12:34
          About the only use for them. (n/t) by shorty822004-06-07 13:10:25
            coasters. by pas512004-06-07 13:12:24
              Like I said: _about_ the only use. by shorty822004-06-07 13:14:44
                Here it is! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
                DOMINATE! DOMINATE! by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
                  I have that one up on my wall. (n/t) by techi8702004-06-07 13:50:42
New UFI Board Tool: Work in Progress! by duesentrieb2006-11-19 12:55:59
  that would be cool by TheRaven2004-06-08 11:41:54
  The second part of that request... by Kickstart2004-06-07 13:38:11
  Suggestion: Look at existing code of IByte's by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Post the Source, Luke! ...Hello? IByte? by duesentrieb2004-06-07 12:58:23
      I'll post the source tomorrow by IByte2004-06-07 17:44:55
Hello Ya'll by Alera20012004-06-07 12:34:41
  Where are you in Alberta? (n/t) by techi8702004-06-07 12:44:56
message boards by dennismv2004-06-07 12:32:28
Job woes by imrambi2004-06-07 12:29:56
  Check with your contractor by gregg_hughes2004-06-07 14:26:24
  What are you putting in the powerpoint? by tompaine2004-06-07 13:36:45
    slides by imrambi2004-06-07 16:49:17
  Never hurts to look by osg2004-06-07 13:01:21
  Stay where you are... by esbita2004-06-07 12:45:27
  My only advice is this... by oldschool_coder2004-06-07 12:45:21
  Tread lightly my friend by Dad2TZK2004-06-07 12:42:48
    wasn't planning on it by imrambi2004-06-07 12:45:34
      Only get references from people you know by LurkerMo2004-06-07 13:04:34
WooHoo! by airborneric2004-06-07 12:24:27
  Sounds like fun to me! Dust & Diesel fumes... by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
I would like to apologize by dosman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What imeant to say was by dosman2004-06-07 12:52:21
    Yes, the plate would be lifted. by talon07202004-06-07 13:55:59
      What would happen if ... by dosman2004-06-07 20:44:34
  Whoa, we have to apologize... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Naw.. by krikkert2004-06-07 12:33:20
Dell: "So you haven't received the computers?" by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 12:06:54
  Oh... THOSE computers... by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 12:20:57
    You need some coffee or something? (n/t) by airborneric2004-06-07 12:22:47
Now where have I seen this before? by SuaveRedSalami2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Only in Europe, you say? by LurkerMo2004-06-07 12:09:11
    We need something like that in the States by dosman2004-06-07 13:11:45
      Incandescent bubls go dim by LurkerMo2004-06-07 13:26:43
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Does anyone want to know how to launch ET by Naruki2004-06-07 13:11:44
    Works Perfectly by ChuckAB2004-06-07 15:40:31
      Set up a batch file to delete it? (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-07 16:16:49
    Now, how do you launch ET as PRO by ChuckAB2004-06-07 14:02:59
    Thanks I'll have to set that up when I get home. (n/t) by techi8702004-06-07 13:51:47
    ETmin offers you the option to do that. by AndyA2004-06-07 13:50:41
      I run my windowed at close to the same by ChuckAB2004-06-07 14:17:51
      I was looking at one of those minimizer by Naruki2004-06-07 14:09:23
        It's not the most user friendly thing. by AndyA2004-06-07 14:41:55
    Wahey! Thanks very much! by Tomo2004-06-07 13:14:02
      got TheAllSeeingEye doing that for me by stacato2004-06-07 13:21:29
        Same here, but I use GameSpy. by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 13:26:23
      Why would you want two of me? (n/t) by shorty822004-06-07 13:19:25
  just a FYI by FireballMatt2004-06-07 12:48:42
    Ah, good.. by krikkert2004-06-07 13:05:15
      well FBM has the stats worked out by stacato2004-06-07 13:20:13
Anyone who wants to study Japanese... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ah, that would have been nice! by bassplayer2004-06-07 16:08:40
  Very nice! (n/t) by kiroh2004-06-07 12:40:24
  Wow! Thanks! by DesertRat662004-06-07 12:17:50
  Blocked. by ChuckAB2004-06-07 12:02:26
    Got to at least look at the front page. by ChuckAB2004-06-07 12:05:45
  Dang. That's pretty cool. by Ravenlock2004-06-07 12:00:45
So question for the ladies by MikeCDN2004-06-07 11:42:54
  How did the date go (in your opinion)? by tzulah2004-06-07 12:40:43
    It seemed to go good by MikeCDN2004-06-07 13:49:24
  Date? What's that?? by Spud312004-06-07 12:34:47
    An unknown phenomenon by krikkert2004-06-07 12:44:08
      Yeah, it's been a long time since the last one... by Spud312004-06-07 13:26:27
  Nope. Im a big Fan of food by Alera20012004-06-07 12:30:33
  no that sounds strange (n/t) by Celticess2004-06-07 12:07:12
  I was taught the opposite.... by esbita2004-06-07 11:55:28
    no I don't. Sometimes I order seconds. (n/t) by awelux2004-06-07 19:06:22
  Depends by tigermouse2004-06-07 11:53:14
    Was me... by MikeCDN2004-06-07 12:08:05
  Allow me to explain by Illiad2004-06-07 11:49:47
    My First Serious Chuckle Of The Day by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 16:56:44
    only times I avoided eating on a date were by Celticess2004-06-07 12:47:25
      oops or by Celticess2004-06-07 12:48:26
    ...or toot the whistle on which we sit (n/t) by firehawk2004-06-07 12:02:35
  If there is, it must be in the same league with by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 11:49:42
  *giggle* *snort* *chuckle* (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 11:49:18
  Many of us are taught... by esbita2004-06-07 11:47:51
    Not to be piggy? by MikeCDN2004-06-07 12:06:27
      LOL Well, I've been told that pasta by amanita2004-06-07 12:51:55
        Which begs the question, by pas512004-06-07 12:58:04
          Becuase... by MikeCDN2004-06-07 13:43:34
          cuz it tastes good? by Patch2004-06-07 13:02:07
            I should have been more specific. by pas512004-06-07 13:07:30
              ya good questions. by Patch2004-06-07 13:09:20
                Speak for yourself. by LurkerMo2004-06-07 13:11:40
                  Of course not. by tnglives2004-06-07 18:42:46
      See my other post in the thread. by esbita2004-06-07 12:28:01
  It's rule #6 in the Ditz Handbook. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-07 11:47:28
    There's a handbook? by airborneric2004-06-07 11:49:26
      What, you don't think they can remember it all? by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-07 11:52:03
        I thought bathroom trips... by Illiad2004-06-07 11:56:24
          I always thought it was just by DesertRat662004-06-07 12:01:52
            Yeah, you'd BETTER run, man. :) (n/t) by Illiad2004-06-07 12:02:32
              He'll be caught in the end. by krikkert2004-06-07 12:04:24
                I wonder if that explains the dreams? (n/t) by DesertRat662004-06-07 12:06:06
          Now that is a truly twisted mental image. by Avium2004-06-07 12:00:37
          Bathroom trips made en masse by thewrongcrowd2004-06-07 12:00:13
            See, guys can't do this. by Illiad2004-06-07 12:02:00
              I have done that. by evilsysadmin2004-06-07 12:06:05
                The point of going to the bathroom together... by kelli2172004-06-07 12:17:36
                  Oh, didn't know that. by awelux2004-06-07 18:54:02
                  With who? by airborneric2004-06-07 12:20:25
                    You missed the part about "while the ladies are... by kelli2172004-06-07 12:42:51
                      Ohhh. We usually talk about sports :) (n/t) by airborneric2004-06-07 12:44:13
                    Indeed. It's a real no-no... by Illiad2004-06-07 12:23:43
                      I always enter a concealed stall. Period. (n/t) by mwq2004-06-07 13:16:16
                      You know whats funny? This ties into by airborneric2004-06-07 12:27:26
                        You'd really love the movie ads then. by Avium2004-06-07 12:34:50
                          ESPNzone in Baltimore by airborneric2004-06-07 12:38:02
                      You're saying men have no pride by thewrongcrowd2004-06-07 12:25:33
                        Men DO have pride of possession. by LurkerMo2004-06-07 13:14:37
                      Laughing not good either... (n/t) by airborneric2004-06-07 12:25:16
                      Or, by krikkert2004-06-07 12:25:05
                      it's better than... by GuyMontag2004-06-07 12:24:43
                  *ahem* by DesertRat662004-06-07 12:19:45
                    Helloooooo, nurse! (n/t) by kelli2172004-06-07 12:45:09
                    Agh.. I need to poke out my inner eye now.. (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-07 12:22:15
                I have to do that sometime.. by krikkert2004-06-07 12:09:10
              Oh, I can see that happening.. by krikkert2004-06-07 12:03:28
  Thats how I knew one girl liked me by airborneric2004-06-07 11:45:34
Official Romandas and Daswife Annoyance Thread by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 11:37:38
  I actually find very little annoying about her.. by romandas2004-06-07 21:42:34
    I'll just second what he said... by daswife2004-06-07 23:15:42
      Hopefully you two will be back together soon. by shorty822004-06-07 23:28:25
  But.. but.. if I don't put my arm under her pillow by romandas2004-06-07 21:40:41
  Sure, get them to fighting before he gets home! by Patch2004-06-07 11:46:21
  Such a nice idea (n/t) by plblark2004-06-07 11:41:56
Question for the Dutch contingent here : by klaranth2004-06-07 11:24:58
  Een paar plaatsjes by noos2004-06-08 00:27:34
  Nu en dan is er EU Job posting by scissors2004-06-08 00:21:35
  Ik begint nu the EU Job Center by Slamlander2004-06-07 15:40:14
    Beetje roestig, slamlander ? :) (n/t) by Yaeger2004-06-08 00:31:41
  Jeez you weren't kidding! (n/t) by airborneric2004-06-07 11:48:25
    Don't you just love the multilinguality here? (n/t by klaranth2004-06-07 14:00:45
Implied Contracts and Ethics by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I simply don't go to sites with pop-ups by Slamlander2004-06-07 15:44:55
  My 2c by sofaspud2004-06-07 15:33:39
    Illiad has said before that he hates pop-ups and by shorty822004-06-07 15:46:40
  A problem with comparisons by kambrose2004-06-07 14:33:48
  Overall, tend to agree... by Elessar2004-06-07 13:48:42
  I block ads on most sites. by shorty822004-06-07 13:07:40
    The adserver... by Illiad2004-06-07 16:43:05
      Thanks. by shorty822004-06-07 16:46:44
    ^^ Illiad, please look here, I have a question ^^ (n/t) by shorty822004-06-07 16:40:38
  My widdle opinion by Kickstart2004-06-07 13:03:48
    Sounds about the same as me... by Spud312004-06-07 13:42:06
      partial season ticket? by Matthewdba2004-06-07 13:56:50
        They aren't ripped off! by Spud312004-06-07 14:00:38
  An implied contract isn't worth the paper it isn't by LurkerMo2004-06-07 12:58:37
  No ad is ever going to by mwq2004-06-07 12:41:05
    "Making them pay" by Illiad2004-06-07 12:43:25
      How is that different? by mwq2004-06-07 12:56:00
        They have no way of knowing that. by pas512004-06-07 13:03:40
          Exactly. by mwq2004-06-07 13:07:00
            Oh, and one other thing by Illiad2004-06-07 16:19:13
            And yet... by Illiad2004-06-07 16:14:22
            They have less faith in your willpower. (n/t) by TheGM2004-06-07 13:47:20
  My thoughts by demonhedge2004-06-07 12:05:47
    Your car analogy there is a bit flawed.. by krikkert2004-06-07 12:11:01
      Picky Picky (n/t) by demonhedge2004-06-07 12:38:26
      not if hir didn't see the person... (n/t) by airborneric2004-06-07 12:17:09
  Nitpick by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 11:50:52
    Technically agree by TheGM2004-06-07 11:52:28
  This is a tricky question by dodrian2004-06-07 11:47:26
  My take on this issue: by talon07202004-06-07 11:40:17
    They do that here. by ToolGeek2004-06-07 12:11:55
      Yes, but do they pull out in front of you, by talon07202004-06-07 14:51:03
  If they were +just+ ads... by themadkansan2004-06-07 11:39:45
  I tend not to 'see' advertising anymore. by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-07 11:37:19
    The Truth Will Out by Illiad2004-06-07 11:38:59
      haha.. by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-07 11:40:35
        Did your mother annoy you? (n/t) by InflatableFreud2004-06-07 11:42:36
          He's a fake! by krikkert2004-06-07 11:47:24
            Your mutter, she is annoyink you, ja? (n/t) by pas512004-06-07 11:48:11
            How does one type a German accent? (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-07 11:48:10
              never mind. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-07 11:48:39
          Why yes she does. by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-07 11:45:06
        The freudian typo? by TheGM2004-06-07 11:41:46
  You just inspired me to become a sponsor by airborneric2004-06-07 11:31:11
    Me too. by aix tom2004-06-07 11:44:38
      Same here. I'm a sponsor, but I usually keep the by Spud312004-06-07 12:48:12
        I'm a member, I keep Ads on by plblark2004-06-07 14:00:30
    And thank you for supporting UF!! by Illiad2004-06-07 11:38:10
      UF has an 'explicit' contract? Sign me up! ;p (n/t) by tnglives2004-06-07 12:23:45
  Actually, by krikkert2004-06-07 11:30:44
  pop ups and banner ads by imrambi2004-06-07 11:29:37
  Popups violate accessability guidelines by TheGM2004-06-07 11:29:32
    sites need to ad more lynx friendly links by Celticess2004-06-07 12:19:27
  somewhere between ontopic and offtopic by Celticess2004-06-07 11:29:18
    oh a thing about those floaters by Celticess2004-06-07 11:35:38
      "Floaters" by Illiad2004-06-07 11:36:48
        hrm... we always called those "floaties" by niwikki2004-06-07 15:05:00
          ewww now thinking of a certain name that could be by Celticess2004-06-07 15:37:09
        yes I know lol and I pointed that out to Nick (n/t) by Celticess2004-06-07 11:39:11
  my views by lord_dolphin2004-06-07 11:29:17
    I block certain banner ads. by McNutcase2004-06-07 14:22:00
      I set animaged images to only loop once by niwikki2004-06-07 14:49:44
        Download the Flashblock extension. by shorty822004-06-07 15:52:09
          it's perfect!!! thanks! (n/t) by niwikki2004-06-07 23:13:19
        Have a look at adblock by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
        bah. "animated". I even was careful on preview!! (n/t) by niwikki2004-06-07 14:50:36
  I think pop-ups are bad advertising. by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-07 11:28:36
    They Do Work by evilsysadmin2004-06-07 11:45:09
    A good question... by Illiad2004-06-07 11:34:15
      I do skip commericals by ToolGeek2004-06-07 11:56:31
      Question back, Illiad : by aix tom2004-06-07 11:53:26
        I sure do. by Illiad2004-06-07 11:59:17
          Hmm... <looks at the UFie CD he was given> by MikeCDN2004-06-07 14:32:27
          Good. by aix tom2004-06-07 12:03:04
        I would argue that by Tomo2004-06-07 11:58:43
      Pop-ups and TV commercials. by thewrongcrowd2004-06-07 11:50:42
      the usual excuse applies I think... by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-07 11:38:59
pet the mod by TheRaven2004-06-07 11:20:56
  *pets mods* by shorty822004-06-07 13:30:17
  Pets Kickstart. by LurkerMo2004-06-07 13:29:34
  *pets Nea's boobies* by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oh my! by Nea2004-06-07 13:51:03
      You should have known by Spud312004-06-07 13:59:37
        It wasn't my fault! by Naruki2004-06-07 14:08:12
          but not *blue* webbed feet by zelda2004-06-07 15:35:30
          The webbed feet are not my fault! by Nea2004-06-07 14:19:09
            So you are a controlled substance? by Naruki2004-06-07 14:28:41
              Nah, that's just wishful thinking. by Nea2004-06-07 15:31:09
          *snerk* by Spud312004-06-07 14:14:40
    Those are Nea's!? Are they real? (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 13:29:36
      You could try touching them to find out... by Naruki2004-06-07 13:34:50
  ...met the pod. by themadkansan2004-06-07 11:43:52
  Mod the Pet... by fore_deck2004-06-07 11:33:20
    cut & shunt, respray, jack it up at the back, by pas512004-06-07 11:49:53
  *pets DragonLady* (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-07 11:32:21
What's up with the catheter? by martin832004-06-07 11:13:40
  Erm... once I saw that title... by McNutcase2004-06-07 11:14:39
    Unless you meant... by McNutcase2004-06-07 11:15:14
      I thought he meant the nozzle... by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-07 11:30:03
        Yes... Miranda's by martin832004-06-07 11:40:58
MS give away free license by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The link has been UFied! :) (n/t) by shorty822004-06-07 12:46:37
    Works for me. by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 13:16:46
      Now it works. by shorty822004-06-07 13:22:07
  Funny. But... by Khaar2004-06-07 11:23:47
    Yeah, it does make some sense. by AndyA2004-06-07 13:48:11
    Isn't this kind of usage covered by 'fair use' by LurkerMo2004-06-07 13:39:09
      Backup system, not backed up OS. by Khaar2004-06-07 14:02:45
    Ooooohhhhh. OK, thanks for the clarification. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 13:28:01
Do you ever think to yourself... by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 10:56:48
  You don't like the pieces falling from the sky? by Khaar2004-06-07 11:28:57
  i loved that game...wait...i still do (n/t) by JG12004-06-07 11:26:39
  My sister did once... by McNutcase2004-06-07 11:18:00
  can't reach level 13 today? by Celticess2004-06-07 11:04:11
  yes by raptillicus2004-06-07 11:02:43
Saying it officially by Kickstart2004-06-07 10:50:35
  Or add a tag or something to make it clear by tigermouse2004-06-07 12:07:46
    sticking "j/k" after it would work (n/t) by Celticess2004-06-07 12:32:29
    Wolf! Wolf! by BloodyViking2004-06-07 12:25:27
      *eats BloodyViking* by tigermouse2004-06-07 12:32:50
        "'Scuse me while I whip this out." by BloodyViking2004-06-07 12:39:37
          It's supposed to be a letter! by Naruki2004-06-07 13:49:53
            It's OK by tigermouse2004-06-07 15:09:35
          *yawns* by tigermouse2004-06-07 13:08:35
            *Smacks BloodyViking about heads & chest* by Spud312004-06-07 13:45:10
        *hands tigermouse pillow and blanket* by Spud312004-06-07 12:33:35
          *snores* *drools* by tigermouse2004-06-07 12:40:11
            Tell you what... by Spud312004-06-07 13:27:17
              I think I munched on it, too by tigermouse2004-06-07 15:10:29
  What he said! by Nea2004-06-07 11:18:50
    hmm someone took something wrong? by Celticess2004-06-07 11:21:49
      I think both KS and Nea are referring by thewrongcrowd2004-06-07 11:34:10
        Ahh I've not noticed those by Celticess2004-06-07 11:37:34
          ok just did now by Celticess2004-06-07 12:23:12
            No, not that one. by shorty822004-06-07 12:43:48
            Probably not that one by thewrongcrowd2004-06-07 12:30:17
            No, that was serious. by Spud312004-06-07 12:27:26
              ahh ok by Celticess2004-06-07 12:34:19
      That's a good point, and a good suggestion. (n/t) by oldschool_coder2004-06-07 11:25:05
  *pets kickstart* by TheRaven2004-06-07 11:10:35
  feeds Kickstart his caffeine of choice by Bastetsmuse2004-06-07 11:05:21
    umm sugar and caffine? wouldn't that make it worse by Celticess2004-06-07 11:09:20
    Well I guess we now know where by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  had a bad day today? :( by Celticess2004-06-07 10:53:32
    He's in a Mid-Monday Mod Mood (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 10:55:22
      Mid-Monday MAD Mod Mood (n/t) by mwq2004-06-07 11:02:48
        Massively (n/t) by TheGM2004-06-07 13:55:50
      Don't practice your alliteration at me!(n/t) by retiqlum22004-06-07 11:00:53
gah! "major" news days = nothing good on tv by niwikki2004-06-07 10:36:58
  The president's on! He's on every channel! by shorty822004-06-07 10:40:34
  Bummer. No Spongebob... (n/t) by Spud312004-06-07 10:39:38
    Spongebob is on cable... some things are by dire_lobo2004-06-07 11:09:00
    can not resist temptation... look at above thread by Celticess2004-06-07 10:45:58
      unfortunately no by niwikki2004-06-07 10:54:18
        eeeeek!!! now it's teletubbies!! by niwikki2004-06-07 11:10:21
        ahh the hype of it all by Celticess2004-06-07 10:59:55
        just be thankful by imrambi2004-06-07 10:57:52
          Or Ni!, even... (n/t) by Spud312004-06-07 11:01:39
OJ spilled on keyboard... by McNutcase2004-06-07 10:33:40
  well.... by imrambi2004-06-07 10:37:15
    rubbing alcohol isn't too good by dals_rule2004-06-07 11:05:49
      New keyboard: £5. by McNutcase2004-06-07 11:08:11
    New one, then. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-06-07 10:38:48
Anybody want to be an accessory? by harold2004-06-07 10:32:07
  You know it's a bad sign by harold2004-06-07 23:12:57
  I'd say you had a pretty good defense by niwikki2004-06-07 10:39:35
    Yeah, I know by harold2004-06-07 10:44:30
Take my files . . . please, take my files. by hadji2004-06-07 10:27:46
  Why applications programmers by Slamlander2004-06-07 10:38:56
  sounds like a plan by imrambi2004-06-07 10:34:16
    Almost as stupid as Admins. ;-) by aix tom2004-06-07 10:51:16
      Needed: by kelli2172004-06-07 12:33:22
looks like #sporks is by laserman2004-06-07 10:25:00
  Ringing :) by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  Connectivity issues, it seems. by krikkert2004-06-07 10:47:37
Now this is just wrong. by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Pigs have been flying here by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I wish I understood cricket by FireballMatt2004-06-07 09:48:44
    Really, really definitive version... by fore_deck2004-06-07 10:13:44
      LOL! by thewrongcrowd2004-06-07 10:24:37
    Cricket explained: by fore_deck2004-06-07 09:52:53
      But Seriously... by fore_deck2006-11-19 12:55:59
        *quickly scrolls through* by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
          Waddaya mean? by fore_deck2004-06-07 10:22:19
            Oh. by thewrongcrowd2004-06-07 10:25:29
      huuuh? (n/t) by esbita2004-06-07 09:56:21
        exactly! (n/t) by FireballMatt2004-06-07 09:56:56
          More Complete: by fore_deck2004-06-07 10:04:23
            I'm scared. by Avium2004-06-07 12:02:04
            That somehow reminds me of ... by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
              VG! by fore_deck2004-06-07 10:16:56
            What exactly do you MEAN.. by esbita2004-06-07 10:11:30
              <Deleted><Deleted>2004-06-07 10:32:34
                Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by FireballMatt2004-06-07 10:32:48
                MODS!! - Exploder, double-post... (n/t) by fore_deck2004-06-07 10:23:43
              Hidden in this thread by fore_deck2004-06-07 10:23:03
              Cricket is really easy to understand. by ToolGeek2004-06-07 10:16:02
            *holds head and groans* (n/t) by FireballMatt2004-06-07 10:08:48
I was at Pride Saturday. by kelli2172004-06-07 09:24:22
  OK, I question your usage of "distaff" by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 10:31:43
    At a Pride festival, it does... :) (n/t) by kelli2172004-06-07 12:46:15
      Ah, subcultural context by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 13:53:46
    Not quite. by Naruki2004-06-07 11:12:20
      No, wasn't trying to make a joke by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 11:15:36
        Get a better dictionary, then? by Naruki2004-06-07 11:51:24
          And in the context by thewrongcrowd2004-06-07 11:57:38
  Eagerly waiting for 2 by gaygeek2004-06-07 09:55:52
    hmm you mean those guys that only wear by Celticess2004-06-07 10:07:08
      That's one example, yup. by gaygeek2004-06-07 10:17:00
      body paint is usually a latex paint by FireballMatt2004-06-07 10:10:34
        well though they were naked they did look warm by Celticess2004-06-07 10:14:17
  You're a queer woman? That's odd... by Naruki2004-06-07 09:28:41
    Ah, but straight guys, we're gorgeous by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 10:28:17
      LOL by Celticess2004-06-07 11:06:51
        A lot of us would by krikkert2004-06-07 11:15:44
          geeks don't just list as such over appearnce by Celticess2004-06-07 11:18:31
      You forgot to scratch your crotch. (n/t) by Illiad2004-06-07 11:04:13
        And do the Bundy. (n/t) by krikkert2004-06-07 11:13:17
          Don't Bundy that book! by Naruki2004-06-07 11:14:05
        *scratches tree fork* by Naruki2004-06-07 11:09:49
          A tree fork? by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-07 15:09:32
    The 'phobes are full of stereotypes. by kelli2172004-06-07 09:33:04
      You don't need to tell me... by McNutcase2004-06-07 09:41:06
        Or anything else for that matter... by fore_deck2004-06-07 09:49:45
        Agreed by TheGM2004-06-07 09:49:30
        *puts a bag over her head and hands McNutcase by JG12004-06-07 09:48:38
          In that case, keep the Jack ;) by McNutcase2004-06-07 09:50:19
            That's about as blunt a come-on as I've ever seen. by kelli2172004-06-07 10:27:13
              hmm that a come on? by Celticess2004-06-07 10:32:38
                That depends entirely on your intentions. by kelli2172004-06-07 12:49:42
                I saw it as a come-on... by McNutcase2004-06-07 10:35:08
                  eh at least you can tell by Celticess2004-06-07 10:44:15
                    It's an offshoot of my passion for word games. by McNutcase2004-06-07 13:13:19
              I am bilogically incapable of taking such things.. by McNutcase2004-06-07 10:30:27
ATTN: LionsPhil by Naruki2004-06-07 09:18:41
  I see. Interesting, thanks! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-06-07 13:49:11
  That seems unlikely by tigermouse2004-06-07 09:58:51
    Probably because the quote is also by Naruki2004-06-07 10:08:13
      Why wierd? by tigermouse2004-06-07 10:18:22
        Tell you what... by Naruki2004-06-07 10:24:02
          I'm just saying I think it's pure speculation now by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Both sources mention the reason I am talking by Naruki2004-06-07 11:04:41
              That's why I linked them, natch by tigermouse2004-06-07 11:51:02
  Curiosity. by thewrongcrowd2004-06-07 09:50:24
    Actually 'Brithish' style is 'new' by carl522006-11-19 12:55:59
    I can't recall... by Naruki2004-06-07 10:04:50
Harry Potter 3 by tran2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I enjoyed watching it <spoilers> by Ston2004-06-07 11:19:48
  For those who haven't read the book by hadji2004-06-07 10:01:46
    IIRC, by krikkert2004-06-07 10:12:06
      The button... by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 10:47:57
        Ah, the car-attacking tree.. by krikkert2004-06-07 11:04:19
    Oh yeah, and I really liked the movie also. by hadji2004-06-07 10:08:28
  My son didn't like the movie he said it was soso (n/t) by Celticess2004-06-07 09:45:32
    My eight year old daughter by tran2004-06-07 10:28:25
      My sons 12... He loved shrek and wants to see by Celticess2004-06-07 10:50:45
  My thoughts are back... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Good comments, and thanks for by tran2004-06-07 10:24:57
War: Pop-up ads vs. Pop-up blockers by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I hate those fricken things by Celticess2004-06-07 09:46:57
    Really nice if you're on dialup!! (n/t) by Spud312004-06-07 10:01:54
      I'm on broadband but I hate it as by Celticess2004-06-07 10:25:24
  Right. by nin_man2004-06-07 09:10:06
    Awww Poor You by MikeCDN2004-06-07 09:14:28
      Awww Poor Them by chrisP2004-06-07 10:59:55
      There is a difference between by jayfarm2004-06-07 09:23:36
        Slight difference there by MikeCDN2004-06-07 09:28:03
          I'm not lazy, I'm annoyed. by packet-rat2004-06-07 09:54:21
          Agreed to a certain extent... by esbita2004-06-07 09:38:33
            I agree by MikeCDN2004-06-07 09:44:55
            There was an award a while ago by TheGM2004-06-07 09:44:17
          Your argument seems a bit lopsided there. by jayfarm2004-06-07 09:37:04
            So your comparing commercial to non profit? by MikeCDN2004-06-07 09:43:50
              Um, no. by Spud312004-06-07 09:52:18
                That was my intention by jayfarm2004-06-07 10:00:34
              Let's try this again. by jayfarm2004-06-07 09:46:34
                Different by MikeCDN2004-06-07 09:50:55
                  So it's okay to kill any window by jayfarm2004-06-07 09:56:35
                    Hmm by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:28:21
                      I've already pointed out the mistake in your by Naruki2004-06-07 10:48:02
                      Internet Explorer. by Tomo2004-06-07 10:29:28
                        Yes and a Window comes up by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:31:58
                          Not always. by shorty822004-06-07 12:24:55
                  Popup ads are ineffective in selling. by McNutcase2004-06-07 09:52:40
                    Ineffective in selling *to you* by Spud312004-06-07 09:54:39
                      Either that... by McNutcase2004-06-07 09:58:59
                        For the sake of accuracy by Illiad2004-06-07 10:09:45
                          Since pop% ads seems to be so obnoxious to us by Matthewdba2004-06-07 10:13:39
                            We don't make up a majority of... by Illiad2004-06-07 10:22:31
                              Heeheehee. Illiad said 'we'. by LurkerMo2004-06-07 15:43:24
                              I once said I'd *never* pay for content on the web by Spud312004-06-07 10:24:21
                            90% of everything is S4 by McNutcase2004-06-07 10:16:01
                          Then I salute you for resisting them... by McNutcase2004-06-07 10:12:41
          Are you completely mad? by Naruki2004-06-07 09:31:09
            Not exactly by MikeCDN2004-06-07 09:35:00
              Okay consider this by Matthewdba2004-06-07 10:01:38
              Whereas... by nin_man2004-06-07 09:42:42
                Nah by MikeCDN2004-06-07 09:52:34
                  So, you've never encountered... by McNutcase2004-06-07 09:56:34
                    Can't say that I have by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:02:40
                      "Perhaps you should check your security settings" by Tomo2004-06-07 10:04:39
                        Nope, just protecting my computer by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:12:42
                          Oh, but doing real alterations and installing by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 10:18:12
                            That would be the Kazaa argument :-) (n/t) by Matthewdba2004-06-07 10:21:48
                              And the argument still holds by TheGM2004-06-07 10:45:12
                                What MikeCDN is suggesting (or seems to be) by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 10:56:34
                                Something like that by MikeCDN2004-06-07 11:00:59
                                No difference according to what you've said. by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 11:45:24
                                Excuse by TheGM2004-06-07 11:03:36
                                Usually I won't ever again by MikeCDN2004-06-07 11:04:31
                      When it's a w*** computer and I have no admin righ by McNutcase2004-06-07 10:04:32
                Mind if I steal your analogy? by jayfarm2004-06-07 09:44:46
                  By all means. by nin_man2004-06-07 09:47:45
                    Woo! (N/T) by jayfarm2004-06-07 09:50:52
                      I never did (n/t) by TheGM2004-06-07 09:58:07
              Make your mind up... by McNutcase2004-06-07 09:36:59
                Neither by MikeCDN2004-06-07 09:37:55
                  and i have the right by duesentrieb2004-06-07 09:42:43
                    Not ethically, not always. by Illiad2004-06-07 10:56:33
                    You do have the last word, don't visit the site by MikeCDN2004-06-07 09:48:53
                      You don't have the choice by TheGM2004-06-07 09:56:34
                        How? by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:00:01
                          If you flick past the adverts by TheGM2004-06-07 10:04:48
                            I've bought things from ads before by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:10:31
                              Like I said, we've all bought from them by TheGM2004-06-07 10:16:04
                                It still makes an impression on the eye by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:23:53
                                I take it back by TheGM2004-06-07 10:28:58
                      Magazine analogy is fatally flawed. by Naruki2004-06-07 09:54:13
                  So you're for them. by Naruki2004-06-07 09:39:00
                    Nope Compleatly Different by MikeCDN2004-06-07 09:46:57
                      One big assumption I'm seeing by Matthewdba2004-06-07 09:54:06
                        As I asked elsewhere by MikeCDN2004-06-07 09:57:26
                          LOL! by Naruki2004-06-07 10:00:15
                            Hey it is linked by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:08:51
                              No, I'm not. by Naruki2004-06-07 10:10:08
                            Tch Tch Naruki by Matthewdba2004-06-07 10:05:41
                      Really? How, by psychically detecting by Naruki2004-06-07 09:52:14
                        Compleatly Different Naruki by MikeCDN2004-06-07 09:55:27
                          Several webcomics have them (n/t) by TheGM2004-06-07 11:20:49
                          Looping, no. by Tomo2004-06-07 10:01:40
                            I don't like flyers either by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:06:19
                              With a real paper by Tomo2004-06-07 10:12:27
                                In that case... by McNutcase2004-06-07 10:14:26
                          I have. by McNutcase2004-06-07 09:57:16
                            Then perhaps you should take that up with ufie.org (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-06-07 09:58:30
                              But it's OK. You said so yourself. by McNutcase2004-06-07 10:01:48
                                Well if you don't like whats being served to you by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:05:07
                                Well if you don't like my using a popup blocker by Naruki2004-06-07 10:11:55
                                Yes but by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:13:16
                                Then I should charge THEM by Tomo2004-06-07 10:13:59
                              Or perhaps the fact that such things exist... by Ravenlock2004-06-07 10:00:32
                                Nope by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:04:17
                                "Kill IE in the task manager" by Tomo2004-06-07 10:06:07
                                Once again, your choice to visit the site by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:07:37
                                CNN. by Tomo2004-06-07 10:18:48
                                Okay, and I've never seen an abusive ad on CNN by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:22:09
                                There doesn't need to be one. by Ravenlock2004-06-07 10:27:26
                                There was all right. by McNutcase2004-06-07 10:37:44
                                Well, Moz blocked a popup from it. by Tomo2004-06-07 10:25:40
                                Um that would have been the popup by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:29:31
                                Really? The code doesn't say that by Tomo2004-06-07 10:33:13
                                The german edition of cnn serves awful lots of pop by chrisP2004-06-07 10:38:34
                                No, I just got an ad there. by Spud312004-06-07 10:31:46
                                Yes, he does think that way. by Naruki2004-06-07 10:46:12
                                I must agree. (n/t) by Spud312004-06-07 10:54:02
                                Erm, I mean I must agree w/Naruki's by Spud312004-06-07 10:55:19
                                Well then they must serve differnt things by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:34:47
                                The problem with that is by Matthewdba2004-06-07 10:42:24
                                I've had pops and floaters there. by McNutcase2004-06-07 10:27:02
                                I just got a popup there. by Spud312004-06-07 10:29:29
                                You're very arrogant. by Naruki2004-06-07 10:14:01
                                Hey by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:15:57
                                See what I mean? by Naruki2004-06-07 10:21:57
                                I know you are by MikeCDN2004-06-07 10:22:29
                          LOL! You know that, do you? by Naruki2004-06-07 09:57:12
                            ;-) (n/t) by Spud312004-06-07 09:59:42
                    Well Naruki... by jayfarm2004-06-07 09:42:58
    You should be so impressed that they got past your by Spud312004-06-07 09:11:39
  This is fun too... by fore_deck2004-06-07 09:07:48
    *giggles* niiiiice moooove! (n/t) by JG12004-06-07 09:23:13
  thank you for the info :) the rest of the site by JG12004-06-07 08:55:25
  One more reason not to use IE. by AndyA2004-06-07 08:51:22
    I have no choice but to use IE :-( by crash_2004-06-07 08:58:19
      Same here. by AndyA2004-06-07 09:11:44
      Same here. by Spud312004-06-07 08:59:41
        What functions? by imrambi2004-06-07 09:08:24
          I think you have it backwards. by Spud312004-06-07 09:10:35
            No that is the point being made, by talon07202004-06-07 09:38:57
              Doesn't help us, though. by Spud312004-06-07 09:56:42
    what do you use then? (n/t) by JG12004-06-07 08:56:42
      Mozilla. (n/t) by AndyA2004-06-07 09:12:21
  Google isn't working as well anymore by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 08:41:15
    thing is...there are certain windows by JG12004-06-07 09:21:13
      ctrl & click will stop google by jayfarm2004-06-07 09:37:56
        Whoa, please don't stop google by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 11:39:00
        yes ive known of that function for a long time now (n/t) by JG12004-06-07 09:46:40
      Does telling it not to block that site help? by Spud312004-06-07 09:23:18
    Try firefox by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Agreed, I haven't gotten one pop-up since I by shorty822004-06-07 11:39:07
      Firefox + adblock + Flash Click2Play = no ads by Scirocco2004-06-07 08:52:25
        confirmed. works great. (n/t) by duesentrieb2004-06-07 09:34:13
    Google is completely useless today for me by crash_2004-06-07 08:45:36
      I get no popups at CNN (Opera) (n/t) by TheGM2004-06-07 08:50:05
  Yup. Those scare me. by Khaar2004-06-07 08:36:42
Looking for a notebook by Michiel_H2004-06-07 08:16:17
  Check out Los Alamos Computers.. by romandas2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Do not Purchasr from Alienware!!! by tesla_koil2004-06-07 11:11:51
    Funny... they've got loads of good reviews... by sofaspud2004-06-07 15:42:04
  I recently bought a Dell... by Elessar2004-06-07 09:53:03
    Well, I'd really rather not use Windows at all. by Michiel_H2004-06-07 10:16:31
      EULAs by Elessar2004-06-07 10:33:53
      EULA == End User License Agreement. by ChuckAB2004-06-07 10:33:17
        Not every boot... by Elessar2004-06-07 10:36:37
          If you had to accept them without seeing them... by McNutcase2004-06-07 11:01:38
    Compac does the same thing with drivers on some of by techi8702004-06-07 09:59:30
  Laptops are like motorcycles by Slamlander2004-06-07 09:04:54
    How quickly? (n/t) by Michiel_H2004-06-07 09:08:42
      Up to 5 times the system cost by Slamlander2004-06-07 09:23:26
        'Run their configuration' by Michiel_H2004-06-07 09:34:50
          Here's the link by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Thanks, but I already found it. by Michiel_H2004-06-07 10:58:50
        BTW, that laptop is Gyrfalcon by Slamlander2004-06-07 09:25:00
  More information by Michiel_H2006-11-19 12:55:59
    HP Laptop by spanzano2004-06-07 09:20:20
  HP by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I got myself Dell Latitude X300. by Khaar2004-06-07 08:42:55
    How do you like it? by ChuckAB2004-06-07 09:04:47
      I really like it. by Khaar2004-06-07 10:19:42
      We have several of the x200's ( the previous model by blindman2004-06-07 09:08:01
  Just hooked my neighbor up by airborneric2004-06-07 08:35:55
  I prefer spirals by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 08:18:30
    Loose leaf by airborneric2004-06-07 08:32:59
      ooo i like the perforated kind :-P (n/t) by JG12004-06-07 08:59:22
        Leather bound! (n/t) by pas512004-06-07 12:02:21
Woah! by Khaar2004-06-07 08:15:17
  move and get a child, than ask your bank ;-) by ranja2004-06-07 11:28:26
I GOT THE JOB !!!!!! by klaranth2004-06-07 08:05:32
  Hurray! by ranja2004-06-07 11:17:48
  Congrats!! *High Five* (n/t) by spanzano2004-06-07 09:21:21
  Congrats! (n/t) by Spud312004-06-07 09:02:33
  Yay! Congrats :) (n/t) by chrisP2004-06-07 08:39:00
  Bravo! by SaleGamine2004-06-07 08:34:32
  *high five* by stacato2004-06-07 08:19:18
  Is it Hand out jobs-day today or something? :) by Scirocco2004-06-07 08:07:09
    i started back at the bar i used to work at. (n/t) by JG12004-06-07 09:05:19
    I hope so for adiplomat's sake. (n/t) by DesertRat662004-06-07 08:11:39
      *Throws support in the by Ravenlock2004-06-07 08:13:52
    I'll take one, too, then ;-) by Ravenlock2004-06-07 08:10:42
    I dont know. I dont care.... I got a JOB !!!! :) by klaranth2004-06-07 08:10:28
      I don't know. Are you? ;-P by afterburner2004-06-07 08:15:48
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by JediMarcus2006-11-19 12:55:59
I GOT MY WORK CONTRACT !!! by stacato2004-06-07 07:45:31
  congrats and a glass of champain to celebrate! by ranja2004-06-07 11:30:43
  Congrats!! (n/t) by spanzano2004-06-07 09:22:18
  congrats n good luck!! :)))) (n/t) by JG12004-06-07 09:18:33
  Congratulations! by ChuckAB2004-06-07 09:07:21
  Congrats! (n/t) by Spud312004-06-07 09:02:18
  Cool! by chrisP2004-06-07 08:40:29
  Congratulations. Great to hear that :) (n/t) by klaranth2004-06-07 08:07:04
  Cool, congrats! (n/t) by silvermoon822004-06-07 07:57:26
  *bounds in* by Syren2004-06-07 07:54:38
    *open arms* come and pounce some by stacato2004-06-07 08:18:09
  Not exactly sure what that means by DesertRat662004-06-07 07:53:34
    for a job :) (n/t) by stacato2004-06-07 08:17:04
  Hurrah! (n/t) by treehugger2004-06-07 07:51:32
  Bravo :-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-06-07 07:51:31
  awesome man by Nickface2004-06-07 07:49:43
  Good Luck by ideur2004-06-07 07:49:42
  Bravo! by SaleGamine2004-06-07 07:47:39
Reagan Economic vision by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  More facts by Slamlander2004-06-07 10:44:13
    More equine excrement. by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 10:48:42
      I would by DesertRat662004-06-07 11:49:28
        And yet he was willing to blow by thewrongcrowd2004-06-07 12:08:32
          SDI is some how a bad thing? by DesertRat662004-06-07 12:31:01
            I don't understand your comment about by Naruki2004-06-07 14:02:05
              Straight ticket voters by DesertRat662004-06-07 14:17:23
                By that logic by thewrongcrowd2004-06-07 14:34:10
                But how do you factor in an unknown? by Naruki2004-06-07 14:31:23
            You can have all the directives you want, by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 12:51:00
              Simple by DesertRat662004-06-07 13:12:48
                Ahahahaha. by thewrongcrowd2004-06-07 13:22:44
                  Interesting by DesertRat662004-06-07 13:53:44
                    You'se gotsa the mosta friendsa meesa by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
        You're forgetting all the machinations to make by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 12:06:33
          *Rolls eyes* by DesertRat662004-06-07 12:15:35
            Silly troll. by Naruki2004-06-07 14:06:23
          Psst. by thewrongcrowd2004-06-07 12:14:23
            Yeah, I forgot and I don't even have kilos of by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 12:47:55
  Didn't he believe in the 'trickle down' theory by LurkerMo2004-06-07 10:11:26
    Wrong characterisation. by Slamlander2004-06-07 10:25:29
      LOL! by Naruki2004-06-07 10:29:40
        The hyperbole is all on the by Slamlander2004-06-07 10:35:36
          ROFL! by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Ah, no data then, by Slamlander2004-06-07 15:28:18
              From you, perhaps. I gave some, though. by Naruki2004-06-07 16:13:30
          Unemployment rose under Reagan. by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
            unemployment fell from 11.3% to 5.5% by Slamlander2004-06-07 15:18:54
              Volcker was a 1979 Carter appointee by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
                It is your fault. by buddha2004-06-07 17:24:42
                  Nah, it's very late where he is (n/t) by tigermouse2004-06-07 17:48:11
              Where did you get the unemployement stats? (n/t) by buddha2004-06-07 15:35:25
                www.cnbc.com by Slamlander2004-06-07 15:49:13
                  Didn't find any supporting document there. by buddha2004-06-07 16:15:10
                    Opps, my mistake annual unemployment was 7.1% by buddha2004-06-07 16:50:54
            From the Bureau of Labor Statistics by buddha2006-11-19 12:55:59
            I'm still reading it by Slamlander2004-06-07 12:32:05
              Go categorical. That's what I do when someone by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 12:43:05
                Excuse me, this is your source by Slamlander2004-06-07 13:33:23
                  I know it's my source. I pulled it off of Google. by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 13:43:34
                    I misread your answer and am doing detailed. by Slamlander2004-06-07 14:22:36
            Interesting by DesertRat662004-06-07 12:00:34
              He wasn't a prof. He was still a student. by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
                I'm not even going to try... by Naruki2004-06-07 16:14:47
              You can fool all of the people some of the time. by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 12:44:40
    Yep, Urine the money! Urine the money! by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 10:14:14
      Into dogma today are we? (n/t) by Slamlander2004-06-07 10:26:23
        No more than you or anyone else are. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 10:29:21
          you missed the pun by Slamlander2004-06-07 10:41:18
            Look up. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 10:43:42
W:ET Newbie by silvermoon822004-06-07 06:55:21
  Don't worry too much about the XP. by AndyA2004-06-07 08:57:50
    Yup. Battle Sense XP have helped me WAY more... by McNutcase2004-06-07 09:07:24
      True by AndyA2004-06-07 09:38:18
        True, the Luger or Colt on its own is pretty puny. by McNutcase2004-06-07 09:44:31
          Only until you get akimbos. by themadkansan2004-06-07 11:22:46
            Exactly. by McNutcase2004-06-07 12:54:30
        I asked this many times in-game... by Naruki2004-06-07 09:44:01
          IIRC: by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 09:51:32
          Taken from the manual... by McNutcase2004-06-07 09:49:26
            Finally! by Naruki2004-06-07 10:07:22
              No by imperito2004-06-07 10:17:18
                That would be due to their powerbar usage. by McNutcase2004-06-07 10:20:48
                  Not to be a nitpicker, but... ;-) by Naruki2004-06-07 12:50:07
                    slingable, meaning you can sling it about with gay by McNutcase2004-06-07 13:00:37
                    Yes, there is some overlap by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 12:58:53
                  ^^^ Good Explanation! ^^^ (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 12:01:43
            Yeah, what he said. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 09:53:02
  now is a good time if you want an intro by stacato2004-06-07 07:44:14
    Cool! by silvermoon822004-06-07 07:49:44
      Be warned by DesertRat662004-06-07 07:52:26
        Is the server still at wolfet.gadgeteer.net? (n/t) by silvermoon822004-06-07 07:54:17
          no by DesertRat662004-06-07 07:55:59
            i'll be nice (n/t) by stacato2004-06-07 08:20:28
              Figured you would by DesertRat662004-06-07 12:37:09
  Also, be prepared for disagreements. by Naruki2004-06-07 07:23:40
    As for spawn activities ... by ChuckAB2004-06-07 09:10:04
  If you want to start by walking around by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 07:20:26
    oops. by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 07:21:27
  post something in the evening and I'm sure that by techi8702004-06-07 07:12:46
31?! Already? Anyone on the South wants to trade? by Khaar2004-06-07 06:51:45
  31??? by LooseChanj2004-06-07 14:25:28
  Oh, I thought you meant... by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 07:23:10
    31's my favorite number. by Spud312004-06-07 09:02:02
Romandas' snail mail by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 06:42:26
  Uh...I do... by daswife2004-06-07 06:50:03
    My email by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 07:03:00
    Does that in anyway hint he maybe by SaleGamine2004-06-07 06:51:49
      Well... by daswife2004-06-07 07:00:20
        So how long does it take... by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 08:17:59
          I don't snore.. and since I fall asleep first.. by romandas2004-06-07 09:01:39
            HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! by daswife2004-06-07 10:59:09
        *comforts* by SaleGamine2004-06-07 07:33:18
        How long has he been in country now? (n/t) by DesertRat662004-06-07 07:09:09
          I arrived in theatre 3 May 2003, just so ya know.. by romandas2004-06-07 09:00:39
            Did you ever get my e-mail I sent from my w*** by ChuckAB2004-06-07 09:13:32
          Too long by daswife2004-06-07 07:12:53
            Sounds like too long all right by DesertRat662004-06-07 07:17:49
            Ouch {{{daswife&Romandas}}} (n/t) by techi8702004-06-07 07:13:59
  What happened? by Slamlander2004-06-07 06:46:18
Attn: C&C RA2 Experts... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:36:58
  do you mean by varikin2004-06-07 06:38:33
    Yes, correct... by badmagicnumber2006-11-19 12:55:59
    izzat so? by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:40:24
      Modder, are you? by Arivia2004-06-07 06:45:00
        if I can get an editor to open that 200M+ by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:47:29
          Get (g)vim look at vim.org by scissors2004-06-07 08:29:34
          Emacs probably could... by Arivia2004-06-07 06:51:12
      huh? rdalert.mix? rules.ini? by varikin2004-06-07 06:43:31
        I used to tweak it to experiment... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:45:46
Anybody got some ideas by Spisefisken2004-06-07 06:30:41
  find a good book (n/t) by varikin2004-06-07 06:37:20
    Yeah I should finish the my current book by Spisefisken2004-06-07 06:40:05
      Forgot a thanks for the reminder by Spisefisken2004-06-07 06:40:59
    Try some Perry Mason books. by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:38:01
      perry mason as in laywer on tv? (n/t) by varikin2004-06-07 06:39:13
        The books came first. by Nea2004-06-07 08:29:34
        dunno about the tv... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:40:56
  W:ET by demonhedge2004-06-07 06:33:35
    You got sarnathed. (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-07 06:39:21
      KILL ME NOW. by Arivia2004-06-07 06:40:56
    Having to respawn every 3 milliseconds by Spisefisken2004-06-07 06:35:32
      Cmon pal... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:38:38
        You're invulnerable for about 3 sec by Tomo2004-06-07 06:53:58
          Okay then I respawn every 3003 millis by Spisefisken2004-06-07 06:56:20
  Play insanely large amountfs of... by Arivia2004-06-07 06:32:54
    FPS is not my cup of tea by Spisefisken2004-06-07 06:34:04
      If I wasn't absolutely buried... by Arivia2004-06-07 06:36:13
        NWN?? by Spisefisken2004-06-07 06:36:59
          Neverwinter Nights. by Arivia2004-06-07 06:38:54
            CRPG just isn't the same by Spisefisken2004-06-07 06:58:30
              True, true, very true. (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-07 06:59:25
      How about C&C Red alert? by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:36:01
        I might do a little civ III by Spisefisken2004-06-07 06:38:59
          Tell you what... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:42:05
            We are not there yet by Spisefisken2004-06-07 06:43:23
              hey... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:48:47
                Bad experience with it by Spisefisken2004-06-07 06:54:06
Announcement: Several UF Services Down by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 06:29:24
  Don't like the sound of "until further notice" by dire_lobo2004-06-07 08:14:28
    Thanks, no, nothing to do for now by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 08:29:38
  phew... by saminz2004-06-07 06:32:32
  ok now... where are those two services? by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:30:47
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA.... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:24:32
  Is it something you want by Spisefisken2004-06-07 06:45:47
    I think I'll wait for by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:49:26
  Congrats... Can you get me in? :) (n/t) by ecthelion2004-06-07 06:30:33
    Let me see anyway... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:31:50
  That's it. by EvilLionsPhil2004-06-07 06:26:35
    I can't.... by Arivia2004-06-07 06:29:17
      try this, you'll love it... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:32:26
        *drinks* by Arivia2004-06-07 06:33:37
          Wide awake now...? by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:35:03
    YUCK! by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:28:07
Invoke:Dayton Ufies! by ecthelion2004-06-07 06:22:58
  Individual company sites by kambrose2004-06-07 10:39:15
    Good idea... Yes, need companies... by ecthelion2004-06-07 12:44:48
      Other Companies by kambrose2004-06-07 13:57:56
        Don't forget the possibility of a govt/mil job by pk23172004-06-07 14:47:09
  Hey... we are hiring... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:25:28
    LOL... Sad, isn't it? by ecthelion2004-06-07 06:29:07
      well... we dont take outsourced crap... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:30:02
  I recognize your name... by Arivia2004-06-07 06:23:51
    No, just using a Tolkin based handle... N/T by ecthelion2004-06-07 06:26:48
      Sorry bout the mixup. by Arivia2004-06-07 06:29:20
        BTW... by ecthelion2004-06-07 06:40:42
          Oh, christ, my LJ... by Arivia2004-06-07 06:43:20
            Take it your LJ is a bit out of date? by ecthelion2004-06-07 06:47:37
              No, it really isn't... by Arivia2004-06-07 06:50:46
                Ah so... Well work IS boring... by ecthelion2004-06-07 06:55:48
        That's okay... by ecthelion2004-06-07 06:34:56
I am officially asleep. by Arivia2004-06-07 06:16:00
  i hear ya by retiqlum22004-06-07 06:44:16
    Hey, are you still interested in playing D&D? by Arivia2004-06-07 06:46:01
      to tell you the truth...ive never played D&D by JG12004-06-07 06:48:30
        When I posted, I didn't know it was you... by Arivia2004-06-07 06:52:40
          ive seen him play...but im not into pc games by JG12004-06-07 07:09:36
            meant to say "thank you" :) (n/t) by JG12004-06-07 07:10:26
              No problem. (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-07 07:14:46
    oops this is JG1 by retiqlum22004-06-07 06:45:35
      Ignore my other comment, then... by Arivia2004-06-07 06:46:37
        im on cup #4...im starting to pass out again...zzz (n/t) by JG12004-06-07 06:49:26
  Here's one... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:23:31
    UFP virus? by Arivia2004-06-07 06:24:50
      I put 'em to sleep... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:26:01
        Ah okay. by Arivia2004-06-07 06:27:22
Some A4hole is using my domain as return-address by Winsmith2004-06-07 06:14:13
  Joe-jobs suck. by asayogure2004-06-07 18:16:47
  Tips (but no magic bullet) by Geline2004-06-07 07:35:57
    This happened to me, too by voxwoman2004-06-07 07:52:30
  I can lend you some of my old cannons... by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:34:16
  Install SPF tools on your mail server(s) by scissors2004-06-07 06:20:50
    Woudn't help. by AndyA2004-06-07 09:00:01
    Can't. by Winsmith2004-06-07 06:23:23
      Ask the ones running it by scissors2004-06-07 06:29:08
  Strangle the guy. (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2004-06-07 06:16:11
    Good idea! by Winsmith2004-06-07 06:17:16
      *bites Winsmith's throat* by EvilLionsPhil2004-06-07 06:21:12
        So, was it you? (n/t) by Winsmith2004-06-07 06:24:18
          I have a few packets gone missing... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2004-06-07 06:27:11
Well that rocked.. quite literally. by Glum_Reaper2004-06-07 06:12:33
  Literally? by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 06:39:20
    Or by basher202004-06-07 08:26:39
KILL! ALL! ILECs!!! by Myke2004-06-07 05:59:57
  DESTROY ALL EVERYTHING!! (n/t) by DeathRobot2004-06-07 06:11:58
    MAKE IT BROKENED!! (n/t) by Myke2004-06-07 06:15:05
      Um, it's an ILEC. Isn't it brokened already? (n/t) by tnglives2004-06-07 13:43:07
  Welcome to the club :) by Slamlander2004-06-07 06:07:04
    Who's got the ICBM? (n/t) by Myke2004-06-07 06:08:27
      The FCC or the local PUC by Slamlander2004-06-07 06:12:19
        Declare bankruptcy by ToLazyToThink2004-06-07 09:06:14
        That would a good thing by Myke2004-06-07 06:14:39
          Gotta know some good lawyers then by Slamlander2004-06-07 06:19:35
  Good Morning Myke! by ideur2004-06-07 06:04:04
  what's going on ? by stacato2004-06-07 06:03:11
Memorable Reagan Quotes by crash_2004-06-07 05:53:59
  My fellow Americans... by Pyrion2004-06-07 09:29:33
    See, Reagan can say something like that by Naruki2004-06-07 09:38:18
      Even Reagan caught Hell for it. (n/t) by Ston2004-06-07 09:58:42
        Yeah, but the Russian's didn't. by Ravenlock2004-06-07 10:02:19
          s/Russian's/Russians (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-06-07 10:02:40
      Dubya said it?! by Ravenlock2004-06-07 09:40:50
        You'll never get far enough... by Naruki2004-06-07 09:48:17
      Here Naruki you dropped this -- **BOOOOM** (n/t) by Patch2004-06-07 09:40:03
  Today we did what we had to do. by airborneric2004-06-07 08:15:35
    a clear message, delivered clearly. (n/t) by plblark2004-06-07 11:53:22
  This is amazing by colmtourque2004-06-07 07:30:47
    Official Warning by Nea2004-06-07 09:02:03
    Insulter, see thyself! by Naruki2004-06-07 08:50:25
    I didn't start the TLP to bash Reagan by crash_2004-06-07 08:44:24
    So, tell us what you REALLY think... by dire_lobo2004-06-07 07:50:17
    *LART*. by Ravenlock2004-06-07 07:41:18
      Well said! by Naruki2004-06-07 08:52:01
        Thanks. :) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-06-07 09:30:18
      He was a swell guy. Unfortunately, he was the by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 08:04:20
        Now now, don't return hir favor. by Ravenlock2004-06-07 08:07:39
          Thanks. Haven't you noticed that up until by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 08:25:40
            Yeah, but usually not so much on UF. by Ravenlock2004-06-07 08:34:01
              Usually not so much? by Naruki2004-06-07 08:54:06
                That's a different behavior. by Ravenlock2004-06-07 09:18:35
      Yeah by colmtourque2004-06-07 07:55:32
        That wasn't a stab at Reagan by crash_2004-06-07 08:50:47
          Apology for speaking for you, by Ravenlock2004-06-07 09:19:19
            No need to apologize :D by crash_2004-06-07 09:33:11
        ...You're joking, right? by Ravenlock2004-06-07 08:02:40
          s/Hinkley/Hinckley (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-06-07 08:08:57
          And it's "vitriol". by Ravenlock2004-06-07 08:04:29
            grinn ... as in alumin_i_um by scissors2004-06-07 08:35:41
              *hands "iieet.ile'i."* (n/t) by chrisP2004-06-07 08:43:47
              *points and laughs* by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 08:43:23
        I have by DesertRat662004-06-07 07:59:21
  Challenger speech by snake2004-06-07 07:13:11
    Challenger exploded on January 28, 1986 (n/t) by Dshade2004-06-07 08:55:15
      So you think it was a conspiracy? by Naruki2004-06-07 08:56:16
        Me. No, just correcting a date. (n/t) by Dshade2004-06-07 08:59:47
  Reagan asks his surgeon.... by crash_2004-06-07 06:56:09
    Remember what he said that day to his wife? by DesertRat662004-06-07 07:06:35
      I can remember seeing the shooting over and over by crash_2004-06-07 09:02:20
  Here's a few of my favorites by DesertRat662004-06-07 06:33:10
    LOL! by Naruki2004-06-07 06:47:18
      Some people seem to disagree by BloodyViking2006-11-19 12:55:59
      You may want to look at the second quote by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
        Slight correction by DesertRat662004-06-07 06:58:34
          It must be nice to be a conservative. by Naruki2004-06-07 07:03:36
            Need an example from a public figure? by VivianC2004-06-07 07:23:34
              No, I don't need an example of something by Naruki2004-06-07 07:26:01
                Oh, ok. by VivianC2004-06-07 10:15:25
                  Not true, but that's ok. by Naruki2004-06-07 10:21:11
            Yes it is sad isn't it.. by Patch2004-06-07 07:05:01
              At least I'll admit that not all conservatives by Naruki2004-06-07 07:08:38
                Wish I could say the same about liberals by DesertRat662004-06-07 07:30:23
                  :-) by Naruki2004-06-07 08:48:10
  He was a decent actor, but a crappy president. by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 06:12:44
    1 more and a repeat by colmtourque2004-06-07 06:29:44
      Oh now that's funny by crash_2004-06-07 07:02:21
        But Michael was the bad guy, IIRC. by Slamlander2004-06-07 07:44:52
          And the good guy ... [spoilers] by TheGM2004-06-07 10:53:54
          Course he was the bad guy by crash_2004-06-07 08:55:20
    Bush Senior? by crash_2004-06-07 06:24:09
    You don't remember but by Slamlander2004-06-07 06:16:08
      Look up "mental health" and see what he did to by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 06:30:42
        re: "mental health" by Wotan2004-06-07 07:30:34
          In California, Jerry Brown decided by Slamlander2004-06-07 07:37:30
            Detroit has the same thing by plblark2004-06-07 07:41:41
              Yep, and Reagan had nothing to do with that (n/t) by Slamlander2004-06-07 09:08:56
                That was generally the point (n/t) by plblark2004-06-07 11:49:54
        Pssst by DesertRat662004-06-07 06:40:07
        Well, that war on drugs thing by Patch2004-06-07 06:39:26
          The "Just say no" campaign by DesertRat662004-06-07 06:44:37
            But all anti-drug campaigns have been failures by tran2004-06-07 06:57:44
            And law enforcement is losing the "war on drugs". by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 06:52:14
        This is also a good one. by colmtourque2004-06-07 06:39:04
        That wasn't Reagan that was your local State Gov by Slamlander2004-06-07 06:38:48
      I remember by DesertRat662004-06-07 06:26:06
  Here are some by colmtourque2004-06-07 06:03:01
    So he was an actor, and a rhetorian. by scissors2004-06-07 06:17:40
  Well..... (n/t) by airborneric2004-06-07 05:59:29
  Here are some by Control2004-06-07 05:59:13
Procrastinating on Monday Morning Work Thread by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 05:36:16
  Posting, reading the board, by Spud312004-06-07 09:26:05
  Took most of the day off. by silvermoon822004-06-07 07:47:42
  Trying to "fix" my Access database by TechisSO2004-06-07 07:12:43
    Oooh dear... by darkphoenix2004-06-07 07:48:10
  Trying to get Kissmet working by demonhedge2004-06-07 06:46:35
  Trying to find another job... by defiler2004-06-07 06:16:55
  Trying to get the "So, who's on the board?" script by Naruki2004-06-07 06:13:04
    Sorry about that. Um... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
      No problem. by Naruki2004-06-07 06:57:21
  I've been XP'd on. I'm trying to figure out how by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 06:04:14
    There isn't any way by Matthewdba2004-06-07 06:25:05
    Set your theme to Windows 95 (or 2000 or whatever) by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 06:24:38
      See, I like the new stuff... by Arivia2004-06-07 06:26:42
        Oh, you mean for folder views... by Arivia2004-06-07 06:31:28
          One thing that *really* bugs me... by waveydavey2004-06-07 07:57:29
            I'm finding all sorts of nasty quirks I don't like by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 08:07:31
              Drop me a line if ya think I can help ya any by sieldan2004-06-07 08:33:45
          I never use the Windows Explorer... by Naruki2004-06-07 06:59:10
            Got a linky? by Matthewdba2004-06-07 09:05:25
              Happy to oblige! by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
            *wistful sigh* I am stuck with what they give us. by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 07:22:02
    Yup, it does straight out the box by sieldan2004-06-07 06:18:17
  Trying to sleep. by Arivia2004-06-07 05:55:41
  Figuring out if I will be off on Friday by airborneric2004-06-07 05:51:11
    I was wondering if that means no mail on Friday by crash_2004-06-07 05:54:59
      I am a contractor - so I know the by airborneric2004-06-07 06:00:11
  Listening to Bill Hicks by fore_deck2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Reading www.vibrugerikke.dk by Spisefisken2004-06-07 05:47:37
  reinstalling Slack9.1 and cursing about this D3LL by stacato2004-06-07 05:42:49
    Did you try "VESA" as video card in the X11 config by ideur2004-06-07 05:57:47
    "S3 Trio32/64" onboard ? by ideur2004-06-07 05:47:21
      no, i think it is actually an ATI by stacato2004-06-07 05:56:23
        Two places to check: by ideur2004-06-07 06:01:06
          Info by stacato2004-06-07 06:11:15
            Let's see: by ideur2004-06-07 06:16:09
  LoGD (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 05:40:44
NOW I understand! by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  wow! (n/t) by varikin2004-06-07 06:42:40
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-06-07 04:31:53
  looking for an extrenal 56K modem by plblark2004-06-07 13:02:00
JobCenter Daily reminder post! by Adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
*LARTs, in alphabetical order... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There, there. by thewrongcrowd2004-06-07 07:34:45
  alphabetical order ? by aix tom2004-06-07 05:32:53
    Capitals sort before lowercase by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 05:35:13
      Ah. Forgot about that. by aix tom2004-06-07 05:39:25
        Oops. by Naruki2004-06-07 06:04:08
      Interesting. by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 05:36:43
        Everything that's case sensitive. (n/t) by Khaar2004-06-07 05:37:42
          *Opens the only program I've ever used to sort* by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 05:53:02
            Don't make us hit you with the ClueX4. by Naruki2004-06-07 06:06:18
              Alphabetical sort by scissors2004-06-07 06:25:38
                That's what's so confusing by Matthewdba2004-06-07 06:32:59
                  Caps first <i>within group</> ? by scissors2004-06-07 07:32:06
                    where did that i go? by scissors2004-06-07 08:04:27
              *Re-opens Excel* by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 06:11:51
          depends how you want the output realy by stacato2004-06-07 05:39:02
        umm, that is sort. the program by stacato2004-06-07 05:37:34
    ASCIIbetical, then. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-06-07 05:34:10
      Yes, and if you 'd sort EBCDIC-al by scissors2004-06-07 05:49:33
  {{{Naruki}}} by treehugger2004-06-07 04:27:17
    Hey, that's toilet tissue! by Naruki2004-06-07 04:29:51
      Calm down, it's never fresh after you used it. by chaotic2004-06-07 04:42:18
      Gotcha! by treehugger2004-06-07 04:32:13
  I'm sorry... by Arivia2004-06-07 04:21:15
Want to be a real geek? by McGowan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What's so geeky about those things anyway? (n/t) by Winsmith2004-06-07 03:50:33
    The linked one looks geeky by scissors2004-06-07 06:08:08
    Nothing..... but builkding your own? by McGowan2004-06-07 03:53:19
      specially writing your own code and all by stacato2004-06-07 04:00:26
        I almost considered it by McGowan2004-06-07 04:02:13
          aye ... by stacato2004-06-07 04:07:48
cannot beat working at a ski field by astro-g2004-06-07 03:45:06
Welcome to LOGD by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Just so you know by Nightwind2004-06-07 08:31:01
  So people know Lady_Butterfly by Celticess2004-06-07 07:22:47
BLEGH ... i need my irc input by stacato2004-06-07 03:24:52
  Hmmmm; looks like the IRC server fell over by ideur2004-06-07 03:35:30
    nar, it lived: by Myke2004-06-07 06:21:05
    yah ... round robbin ain't working by stacato2004-06-07 03:50:51
      Whole thing's fallen over, I'm afraid. by McNutcase2004-06-07 04:42:33
        yah by stacato2004-06-07 04:51:50
          I was on ottawa1 just now... by McNutcase2004-06-07 04:54:00
            Myke doesn't know what's up... by McNutcase2004-06-07 04:57:50
              ouch indeed. a great way to start the week (n/t) by stacato2004-06-07 05:24:31
Alan Turing's 50year death anniversary by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cryptonomicon by FenderSRV22004-06-07 10:59:20
    yup! by Winsmith2004-06-07 16:29:12
  AI by gaygeek2004-06-07 09:42:41
  *raises glass* (n/t) by polarkitten2004-06-07 07:55:27
  *raises glass of water* by LionsPhil2004-06-07 06:15:18
  Also talented long distance runner by SnappingTurtle2004-06-07 04:18:16
  Weird coincedince by arachn1d2004-06-07 04:05:27
  Alan Turing was one of the creaters of digital by TheRaven2004-06-07 03:21:18
  I don't have my cup yet, but by Winsmith2004-06-07 03:19:18
    Same here :) by chrisP2004-06-07 03:29:28
Why is DP sitting on AJs head? by Winsmith2004-06-07 03:07:16
AGG! what the?! by noose2004-06-07 03:05:28
What's the point of explaining when... by Khaar2004-06-07 02:33:31
  Sorry, what did you just say ? ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2004-06-07 05:19:02
  What happened? by Spisefisken2004-06-07 02:36:10
    Oh, the usual. No, it wasn't you. by Khaar2004-06-07 03:12:08
      No no, we are just the same idiots and morons by Winsmith2004-06-07 03:14:59
        No, you guys at least listen and react. by Khaar2004-06-07 03:23:50
          hmmn, by astro-g2004-06-07 03:33:56
  Pro Forma compliance ... by Slamlander2004-06-07 02:35:27
    Yeah, but what's the point of spent time... by Khaar2004-06-07 04:27:38
      It should be relieving yours :) by Slamlander2004-06-07 04:51:29
Wish me luck ... by klaranth2004-06-07 02:11:49
  $klaranth['luck']++15; (n/t) by Winsmith2004-06-07 03:15:59
  (setq klaranth '(luck klaranth)) by TheRaven2004-06-07 03:11:31
  Good luck. Been there myself for the last months by Cokish2004-06-07 02:56:28
  good luck (n/t) by stacato2004-06-07 02:37:23
  Good Luck !!! n/t by zipkoppie2004-06-07 02:32:29
  M*rd* alors! (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-06-07 02:25:51
  Good luck! (n/t) by chrisP2004-06-07 02:25:13
  Good Luck! (n/t) by fore_deck2004-06-07 02:21:12
  {{{klaranth}}} Good luck! (n/t) by chaotic2004-06-07 02:20:56
UF Illiways Mugs by fore_deck2004-06-07 02:04:49
  I asked for one, but never heard any more! by dagna2004-06-07 05:09:45
    Hey there... by fore_deck2004-06-07 05:16:59
      I missed that thread... by dagna2004-06-07 05:54:51
        And on Monday, I get my life back... by dagna2004-06-07 13:42:31
  The money for my mug will arrive this evening or by chaotic2004-06-07 04:38:33
    Many thanks by fore_deck2004-06-07 04:44:43
  I'll take it by Spisefisken2004-06-07 02:51:56
    GBP 6.76 by paypal or similar by fore_deck2004-06-07 03:02:41
      Money have been sent through Pay Pal by Spisefisken2004-06-07 03:37:06
        Thanks (n/t) by fore_deck2004-06-07 04:15:22
  Just one left! by fore_deck2004-06-07 02:37:40
    All gone... (n/t) by fore_deck2004-06-07 04:15:43
  Gronk. by McNutcase2004-06-07 02:09:58
  o.O Why didn't anyone tell me of those? by bugarup2004-06-07 02:09:15
    I told you.... by fore_deck2004-06-07 02:18:53
      Yeah, but ... I wasn't on for so long .. by bugarup2004-06-07 02:34:57
        Received... by fore_deck2004-06-07 02:37:09
          Hmmm ... the broken handle one. (n/t) by bugarup2004-06-07 02:42:45
SETI@Ufie by SETIUFie2006-11-19 12:55:59
Warehouse 23 have done a Bad Thing. by McNutcase2004-06-07 01:47:45
  You open one of the 999 boxes on this floor by Nightwind2004-06-07 16:13:14
  You open one of the 999 boxes on this floor and... by Nightwind2004-06-07 16:11:37
  You open one of the 1000 boxes on this floor: by polveroj2004-06-07 16:09:07
  what's the point of going.. by Nightwind2004-06-07 16:04:26
    once you start getting repeats, you can switch (n/ (n/t) by polveroj2004-06-07 16:08:16
  You open one of the 1000 boxes on this floor and f by dagna2004-06-07 14:12:50
  I looked in the Dumpster... by fore_deck2004-06-07 10:00:44
    Another dumpster... by mwq2004-06-07 10:45:50
      Dump, dump, dumpitty dump... by mwq2004-06-07 10:49:51
        And now for something less violent... by mwq2004-06-07 10:53:07
          I got to the bottom of the dumpster! by mwq2004-06-07 10:59:53
  ooooooh. "You open one of the 1000 boxes..." by bladedancer2004-06-07 09:47:31
  You open one of the 1002 boxes on this floor... by mwq2004-06-07 07:08:44
    More... by mwq2004-06-07 07:45:28
      The Clothes Hanger of Turin. by mwq2004-06-07 13:23:05
        A flat metal disc the size of a silver dollar. by mwq2004-06-07 19:53:18
  Living under non-gaming rock, so... by ecthelion2004-06-07 06:26:00
    Click... by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
      space munchkin 2 Clown wars.... by Nightwind2004-06-07 16:20:54
  Now that's just silly. by Tomo2004-06-07 05:38:02
  I WANT one of these!! by Tomo2004-06-07 05:33:44
  You open one of the 1002 boxes on this floor... by McNutcase2004-06-07 05:31:58
  Hee hee! by Voltigeur2004-06-07 05:29:51
  You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor... by Tomo2004-06-07 05:21:56
    Now those I could use! by fore_deck2004-06-07 05:25:02
      My thought exactly! by Tomo2004-06-07 05:31:03
  You open one of the 999 boxes on this floor... by Tomo2004-06-07 04:55:55
  oh no! by Winsmith2004-06-07 04:39:25
  You open one of the 997 boxes on this floor... by VCA2004-06-07 04:35:42
  You open one of the 1001 boxes on this floor... by pas512004-06-07 04:13:01
    I wouldn't. by Arivia2004-06-07 04:15:05
  You open one of the 1001 boxes on this floor... by Tomo2004-06-07 04:04:50
  You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and fi by Winsmith2004-06-07 03:23:24
    You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and fi by McNutcase2004-06-07 03:26:54
      Ooooh, I like this one... by McNutcase2004-06-07 03:32:25
  Aaargh, no! by Winsmith2004-06-07 03:16:48
  damage and noise of a 30mm by Slamlander2004-06-07 02:55:09
    This IS Warehouse 23. by McNutcase2004-06-07 03:14:37
LOTD by chrisP2004-06-07 01:47:08
  Other June 7 things: by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 05:44:23
    Funny. by pas512004-06-07 06:46:32
    Rebuild Your Life Month ?!? by chrisP2004-06-07 05:57:33
  Uh oh... "National Hug Holiday?" by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 05:06:25
US wants to make International gambling illegal by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Needs registration, and the BugMeNot... by Ravenlock2004-06-07 06:05:14
    new one does by Nightwind2004-06-07 15:44:31
  Taken in context... by Pyrion2004-06-07 05:55:43
    But that's not the context by Slamlander2004-06-07 06:10:09
  But then on the other hand: by ideur2004-06-07 01:50:08
    So selling taxed hash would be OK? by scissors2004-06-07 02:10:18
      The local lottery is paying 35% of the ticket by ideur2004-06-07 02:18:17
        Odd by scissors2004-06-07 03:28:58
  How long have they been trying to do this? (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-07 01:33:01
    I've seen their efforts escalate more by Slamlander2004-06-07 01:42:07
      I'm a bit confused, but that's probably by Naruki2004-06-07 04:56:25
just coming back... by ljens2004-06-07 01:23:49
CNN headlines of the day by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 01:22:31
  I wouldn't say "mourning". by Pyrion2004-06-07 05:47:47
  Who's grieving? Not me. by Control2004-06-07 01:53:30
    I like your response. by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 01:59:42
invoke('UFicle') by Control2004-06-07 01:04:17
  OpenOffice's Drawing. by Arivia2004-06-07 01:10:24
    That worked, thanks by Control2004-06-07 01:47:59
      It takes awhile to get used to. by Arivia2004-06-07 01:53:07
    Oh, and you get a free office suite as a bonus. by Arivia2004-06-07 01:35:28
      It is pretty cool, yup. by bugarup2004-06-07 02:22:37
      And if you go for a compile... by McNutcase2004-06-07 01:50:30
        Wha..What? (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-07 01:55:45
          the source is 1.5GB. by McNutcase2004-06-07 01:57:03
            Indeed. by LionsPhil2004-06-07 05:16:48
            Wow. (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-07 03:31:32
    Or-pseudo 3D. by Arivia2004-06-07 01:12:39
      Can I rotate the cylinders in space? (n/t) by Control2004-06-07 01:13:35
        Yes, in all dimensions. (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-07 01:19:50
          All 11?! by Frogboy2004-06-07 01:22:46
            O_O by Arivia2004-06-07 01:23:46
              How do they decide on the order? (n/t) by Khaar2004-06-07 01:31:00
                I think it has to do with the way we interact with by Frogboy2004-06-07 01:35:42
                More importantly: by Khaar2004-06-07 01:32:04
                  Length, Width, Depth... by Frogboy2004-06-07 01:37:33
                    Which one is length if obj. is placed diagonally? by Khaar2004-06-07 01:43:09
              Well, it's 10 or 11, depending on who you ask. by Frogboy2004-06-07 01:27:40
                No, unfortunately not.. by Arivia2004-06-07 01:28:58
                Not 27? by Khaar2004-06-07 01:28:34
                  not clue. by Frogboy2004-06-07 01:30:08
WAISAWIWPTFMTGTBT? by hadji2004-06-07 00:56:07
  G'night by Electric Storm2004-06-07 01:26:34
  Heh. by Arivia2004-06-07 00:57:02
It was kind of like this... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If it were less social still... by Naruki2004-06-07 04:49:38
  Membership Renewal Question by fore_deck2004-06-07 04:21:50
    Delays do occur... by Illiad2004-06-07 07:49:47
      Paid USD 36.00 on 24 May... by fore_deck2004-06-07 09:03:01
        Updated manually by Illiad2004-06-07 09:05:35
          Many thanks (n/t) by fore_deck2004-06-07 09:20:02
  Sorry Illiad, but the left-side ads by scissors2004-06-07 02:38:20
  I like the UF ads by dodrian2004-06-07 01:05:30
    Yeah. by Khaar2004-06-07 01:19:00
      If you have a credit card you don't need paypal. by afterburner2004-06-07 01:20:48
        Via what? by Khaar2004-06-07 01:24:04
          I used the "become a sponsor" link by afterburner2004-06-07 02:01:08
            I *can't*. by Khaar2004-06-07 02:20:03
              *shrug* by afterburner2004-06-07 02:30:37
                I did. But I think that this is their problem. by Khaar2004-06-07 02:33:19
                  It could be that they don't trust by afterburner2004-06-07 02:39:25
  Case for use of cluebat: perfect. by McNutcase2004-06-07 00:51:51
Attn Illiad, RE tshirts by arachn1d2004-06-07 00:38:50
  You betcha. by Illiad2004-06-07 00:46:41
    Request by stacato2004-06-07 00:54:20
      Done! (n/t) by Illiad2004-06-07 00:57:09
        w00t by stacato2004-06-07 01:06:35
  s/that tshirt/that tshirt in the store/ (n/t) by arachn1d2004-06-07 00:41:59
European Job Centers by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  monster.be for Belgium by scissors2004-06-07 03:41:41
  The Monter links for France and Switzerland are by chaotic2004-06-07 02:38:19
    Corrected post: European Job Centers by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ero-Ufies? by SaleGamine2004-06-07 03:25:14
  ATTN: Adiplomat by Slamlander2004-06-07 02:36:24
Does A.J. do *any* work at all? by Khaar2004-06-07 00:34:59
  This is coming from.. by orionrobots2004-06-07 03:30:11
    As much as I do? *checks board* by Khaar2004-06-07 04:18:02
      *quickly slaps on foul tasting hair gel....* by orionrobots2004-06-07 06:51:48
  He is a web designer. by Winsmith2004-06-07 03:04:34
  I'd only go ballistic by hadji2004-06-07 00:39:38
    Actually... by rojsmith2004-06-07 01:20:52
      That was years ago. by Khaar2004-06-07 01:33:24
        <pssssst> by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 01:53:21
The UF 2-a-month photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
I did something bad. by Khaar2004-06-07 00:13:44
  Why is everyone by hadji2004-06-07 00:34:05
    'cause it's fun! (n/t) by shorty822004-06-07 00:35:09
      but . . . but . . . but . . . by hadji2004-06-07 00:37:00
  engfeh *twitch* by hadji2004-06-07 00:17:16
    Oh... you mean to say... by imperito2004-06-07 00:27:02
      Wouldn't that be something that EvilLionsPhil by shorty822004-06-07 00:32:05
      Ooooh...OWW.. Bad! by Frogboy2004-06-07 00:30:20
    *Pokes hadji's backup server with a stick* by Frogboy2004-06-07 00:25:37
    *touches hadji's backup server* by shorty822004-06-07 00:18:32
      *gets medieval on shorty82* (n/t) by hadji2004-06-07 00:23:36
        Glad I'm wearing this suit of armor! :) (n/t) by shorty822004-06-07 00:24:16
          The Doctor is waiting for a patient! by DocRudy2004-06-07 00:27:15
            You have a patient waiting for cure by afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
          *casts heat metal on shorty* by Arivia2004-06-07 00:25:08
            *throws in a few "knock" spells.* (n/t) by hadji2004-06-07 00:26:39
            AWWW! OWWW! by shorty822004-06-07 00:26:23
              *puts a banana in the exhaust pipe.* (n/t) by hadji2004-06-07 00:28:04
                Sorry, the motors not running, I'm just sitting by shorty822004-06-07 00:29:16
                  s/motors/motor's/ (n/t) by shorty822004-06-07 00:29:47
              *casts telekinesis* by Arivia2004-06-07 00:27:28
                OK! OK! by shorty822004-06-07 00:28:23
                  *casts domination on shorty* by Arivia2004-06-07 00:29:39
                    *commands shorty to by hadji2004-06-07 00:31:17
                      Surprisingly restrained by orionrobots2004-06-07 03:46:25
                      Yes Master! (n/t) by shorty822004-06-07 00:32:30
                  *gives the million dollars from QOTD to Arivia* (n (n/t) by hadji2004-06-07 00:29:24
                    Spends it all on... by Arivia2006-11-19 12:55:59
Wine, continued. by hadji2004-06-07 00:12:45
Did I miss something? by billcow2004-06-07 00:12:42
  Alpha testing has begun. by Arivia2004-06-07 00:14:25
l want lquid nitrogen cooled video card too (n/t) by mayo2004-06-07 00:12:20
  kinda expensive tho. (n/t) by bbr2004-06-07 02:09:53
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-06-07 00:10:01
  Sordenous: by dire_lobo2004-06-07 08:36:55
    Worg: by gibuu2004-06-07 14:41:29
Yes AJ, you'll need that much video card power by DaNutBall2004-06-07 00:06:58
  for D3 by stacato2004-06-07 00:08:02
    *rubs eyes* by stacato2004-06-07 00:09:09
      More than a freezer! by shorty822004-06-07 00:14:24
        it freezes. by my deffinition it is a freezer :) by stacato2004-06-07 00:23:50
The placement of the tank nozzle is interesting. by bassplayer2004-06-07 00:05:32
Illiways, the cafe at the end of the Ufiverse by Firemiteswarm2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *walks in* by polarkitten2004-06-07 08:02:23
    (but not as evil as vanilla coke) (n/t) by polarkitten2004-06-07 08:06:55
      Oh, and I'm sorry for my comment about the QOS by polarkitten2004-06-07 08:10:28
        do you often talk to yourself in an empty cafe? (n (n/t) by polarkitten2004-06-07 08:11:14
          all the time (n/t) by polarkitten2004-06-07 08:11:26
  I need coffee!!! by esbita2004-06-07 07:17:28
    So do I. by SaleGamine2004-06-07 08:02:01
  Can I get another iced chocolate to go, please? by chaotic2004-06-07 06:46:43
  *sneaks in, searches a quit and shady place* by ranja2004-06-07 03:35:49
    *Waves* by treehugger2004-06-07 03:57:03
      better than nothing ;-) thanks by ranja2004-06-07 04:06:10
        Not that I know of... by treehugger2004-06-07 04:10:09
    *brings snuggly blankie, puts it around little boy by chaotic2004-06-07 03:47:30
      thanks, he's sleeping, and seems to dream a lot... by ranja2004-06-07 03:51:08
  *flys in with black crow* by TheRaven2004-06-07 03:14:12
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-06-07 03:26:39
      not at all by TheRaven2004-06-07 03:40:30
  Hello everyone! by fore_deck2004-06-07 01:54:26
  *looking for BAS* by Erwin Blonk2004-06-07 01:38:41
  Good morning! by chrisP2004-06-07 01:33:05
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by Electric Storm2004-06-07 01:05:58
    how are you ? (n/t) by TheRaven2004-06-07 03:52:05
  morning, can I get an Iced chocolate? by chaotic2004-06-07 00:55:15
    *serves iced chocolate in take-away cup* by Electric Storm2004-06-07 01:04:03
      Thanks {{{Electric Storm}}} *sips chocolate* by chaotic2004-06-07 01:08:54
  Lovely weekend now over? by treehugger2004-06-07 00:53:31
    3 months of pure lazyness now over ? by Cokish2004-06-07 02:10:54
      {{{Cokish}}} by treehugger2004-06-07 02:13:12
        Thanks. {{{treehugger}}} by Cokish2004-06-07 02:29:01
  *dizzily spins as people whiz past him* (n/t) by hadji2004-06-07 00:44:46
    *whizzes by* (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-07 00:46:35
      *falls over and bumps noggin* by hadji2004-06-07 00:49:54
        well... by Arivia2004-06-07 00:53:53
          Doing well, but by hadji2004-06-07 00:58:52
            Early morn, like you, I presume. (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-07 01:00:06
  Good morning ! by Cokish2004-06-07 00:44:44
    Can I get out of... by Arivia2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Take a look at by Cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
        *drinks* by Arivia2004-06-07 00:55:28
          Oh, and I am officially addicted to green tea, by Arivia2004-06-07 00:59:16
            Tea, she is for the weak. by Cokish2004-06-07 01:29:22
              But it tastes good cold... by Arivia2004-06-07 01:32:12
                *calculates again*. Hmm. 10 litres of Iced Tea ? by Cokish2004-06-07 01:42:37
                  I meant a flask of coffee. by Arivia2004-06-07 01:43:54
  *Runs in* by Bellator2004-06-07 00:42:42
    Hi sweetie by Celticess2004-06-07 00:45:30
      Morning dear by Bellator2004-06-07 00:46:51
  Errrr . . . hi. I just came in looking for a by hadji2004-06-07 00:42:33
    Go to the brown cow outside by Cokish2004-06-07 00:54:44
    *serves Chocolate milk* by Slamlander2004-06-07 00:52:58
  *Runs in* by SaleGamine2004-06-07 00:32:21
    {{{SaleGamine}}} by treehugger2004-06-07 00:54:03
Speculations on the tank? by Freakazoid2004-06-07 00:01:43
  It would be Liquid N2 by zombieengineer2004-06-07 02:07:38
    FET defined by Slamlander2004-06-07 03:05:09
      Somewhat akin to SEDs by McNutcase2004-06-07 05:09:29
  Liquid Helium ofcourse. Is there anything colder? by Cokish2004-06-07 00:35:45
    Not likely.. by binkley2004-06-07 04:38:34
    your mom! by noose2004-06-07 00:47:07
      Huh? by Arivia2004-06-07 00:49:11
        *sigh* by noose2004-06-07 01:05:32
          Well, you talked about 'minus kelvin' by Cokish2004-06-07 01:35:59
            yo mothah dont go by laws she dont know! by noose2004-06-07 02:27:39
            well by the laws of physic... by count_02004-06-07 02:03:05
              NO, there's a difference. by chaotic2004-06-07 06:59:59
              Micro-vorticies... by zombieengineer2004-06-07 02:22:36
              Maybe they have thrown themself to the ground by Cokish2004-06-07 02:07:26
              Actually, they fly because the model is incorrect. (n/t) by bugarup2004-06-07 02:06:39
    Wow! That's cold! by shorty822004-06-07 00:38:15
      About -200°C. by julius.apweiler2004-06-07 00:57:03
        -195.8°C (n/t) by Tomo2004-06-07 06:13:39
        how about diamont by Cokish2004-06-07 01:39:46
          Fun stuff with super-conductors by zombieengineer2004-06-07 02:15:07
            nanotech not really needed. Go parallel and by Cokish2004-06-07 02:43:45
  Liquid Hydroxyl Acid by Slamlander2004-06-07 00:20:59
    Di-Hydroxy-Monoxide? by zombieengineer2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yep, universally used as a coolant though. by Slamlander2004-06-07 02:33:02
        Mixed with alcohol ? Jummy by Cokish2004-06-07 02:47:04
          Hazardous materiel to your health by Slamlander2004-06-07 02:53:09
    Say what? by dodrian2004-06-07 00:24:39
    *Sets Slamlander ablaze* by Frogboy2004-06-07 00:22:28
      *enjoys heat* Thanks! by Slamlander2004-06-07 01:08:36
      Salamanders are immune to fire! by Arivia2004-06-07 00:23:03
  It looks to me like LiOH by dodrian2004-06-07 00:12:37
    Ditto. by bugarup2004-06-07 02:04:37
  eh I'm sleepy I thought that said spank not tank (n/t) by Celticess2004-06-07 00:06:51
    "Speculations on the spank"... by Frogboy2004-06-07 00:09:23
    :o (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-06-07 00:09:04
  I'm thinking liquid nitrogen. (n/t) by shorty822004-06-07 00:02:49
  Liquid nitrogen? (n/t) by cuboci2004-06-07 00:02:33
    A little n2 *would* make for quite the coolant.. by Frogboy2004-06-07 00:04:49
      And if I recall correctly, by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
I'd be more concerned by cuboci2004-06-07 00:01:39
  I don't remember when... by AG_wyvern2004-06-07 00:18:35
  Foxtrot tribute? (n/t) by hadji2004-06-07 00:09:09
Translations by Nea2004-06-07 00:01:02
  Low German/Plattdü(ü)ts(ch) (top thread) (n/t) ;-) by bandra2004-06-07 07:08:53
    by bandra by bandra2004-06-07 07:10:49
      <maus>Das war Westfälisch</maus> (n/t) by bandra2004-06-07 07:15:07
  Danish by ymx22004-06-07 01:18:06
  German / Deutsch (top thread) (n/t) by Farmer2004-06-07 00:01:30
    Saarlännisch / Rheinfränkisch by lurker692004-06-07 10:55:54
    Saarländisch (niemals wort-wörtlich) by jhechadon2004-06-07 09:54:24
      herzlich willkommen... by lurker692004-06-07 10:48:38
        E gudden merci ! by jhechadon2004-06-07 12:36:09
    by Bazz by Bazz2004-06-07 02:16:15
    by sl1210 by sl12102004-06-07 00:47:44
    by Stacato by stacato2004-06-07 00:20:13
    by UnFair by UnFair2004-06-07 00:15:38
      ist schön dich wieder zu haben by stacato2004-06-07 01:09:53
    by Farmer by Farmer2004-06-07 00:06:08
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-06-07 00:00:04
  Bone made for the center-front of a corset so you by romandas2004-06-07 05:58:53
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  1 $1M hooker, or 1M 1$ hookers? (n/t) by PAnts2004-06-08 05:12:54
  but not a real green dress... (n/t) by tnglives2004-06-07 19:49:15
    ... that's cruel. (n/t) by korazail2004-06-08 10:49:04
  brusters millions by Nightwind2004-06-07 15:09:15
  My Step Father, I'd Buy him all new farm equip. by Alera20012004-06-07 12:40:09
  Bills by imrambi2004-06-07 09:22:54
  <Homer>Doughnuts.... by dire_lobo2004-06-07 08:43:38
  Buy my way into the Senate. (n/t) by kahuana2004-06-07 07:58:03
  Travel the world on a quest for the... by TechisSO2004-06-07 07:25:07
  Giant Ufie Meet!!! by Spud312004-06-07 07:12:32
    Nobody would attend. by Naruki2004-06-07 07:24:58
      Well, sure, if you're going by height. by nin_man2004-06-07 08:22:55
        A lot of us would probably qualify... by Spud312004-06-07 09:04:55
        <Wayne>Party on, Girth!</Wayne> (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 08:27:22
          Excellent! by Naruki2004-06-07 09:21:23
    Sorry. That would be useful. by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 07:23:56
      Yes, but we'd be drunk. by Spud312004-06-07 09:07:04
        We are more useful drunk than lusers are sober. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 10:23:59
          You may have a point there. by Spud312004-06-07 10:38:32
            Rather than a party, how about a flash mob? by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 10:45:11
              Does it count as a flash mob if I fly people in by Spud312004-06-07 11:00:59
                I don't know the rules for flash mobs so I can't by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 11:08:22
                  There was a site posted a while back, by Spud312004-06-07 12:31:20
  Microsoft products (n/t) by demonhedge2004-06-07 07:00:15
  User computer training by sloth_guy2004-06-07 06:09:55
  I'd parcel it out among ditzy pop divas. by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 06:07:02
    Yes, I know that "ditzy pop divas" is redundant. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-06-07 06:09:42
  Biodiesel futures. (n/t) by Pyrion2004-06-07 05:41:16
  Buy then use nuclear bombs -> nothing useful left by cyrek2004-06-07 05:38:40
  Getting George Bush to tell the truth. by Naruki2004-06-07 04:32:22
    You can't handle the truth! by nin_man2004-06-07 05:10:28
    Either cannot be done or by scissors2004-06-07 05:09:56
  i'd spend it on ms products by TheRaven2004-06-07 04:06:27
  Turn it over to the strategic rail authority. (n/t) by pas512004-06-07 03:44:35
  Huge donations by orionrobots2004-06-07 03:35:55
    Oh And... by orionrobots2004-06-07 03:37:30
  R&D on Sinclair C5 Mark II (n/t) by Voltigeur2004-06-07 03:11:33
  Collectible air guitars. (n/t) by bugarup2004-06-07 02:28:46
  Starting with a Lotus by treehugger2004-06-07 01:19:50
    I would then run away in either/both by treehugger2004-06-07 01:24:49
  SCO? by ymx22004-06-07 01:14:59
  Buy a small Start-up Company by rojsmith2004-06-07 01:13:22
  i'd buy a few really decent cars by noose2004-06-07 00:59:58
    the rundown by noose2004-06-07 03:01:38
    K-cars and Trabants! by Arivia2004-06-07 01:00:50
      I sold my K-car... by veran2004-06-07 11:22:28
      Hooray for Trabants! by bugarup2004-06-07 02:24:55
  A bunch of trips to Canada. (n/t) by Bellator2004-06-07 00:44:07
    Just move there! by treehugger2004-06-07 01:28:10
  I'd buy my w*rkplace. by skippy-ish_guy2004-06-07 00:43:46
  boo.com redux by Slamlander2004-06-07 00:43:37
  "High yield" investments.... by Hemulen2004-06-07 00:31:06
  Errr . . . nothing useful left? by hadji2004-06-07 00:25:34
    LOL! (n/t) by Arivia2004-06-07 00:26:10
  A Michael Moore Production (n/t) by hooray4nsa2004-06-07 00:20:14
    you mean 50 michael moore productions? (n/t) by noose2004-06-07 02:31:34
  Linux by dodrian2004-06-07 00:17:08
  Hehe... by imperito2004-06-07 00:15:24
  practice my dollar-bill origami (n/t) by polarkitten2004-06-07 00:13:33
  One million worth of MS Windows copies. by Farmer2004-06-07 00:09:08
    on what kind of medium? by lord_dolphin2004-06-07 00:16:42
      No, no, I meant the regular issue by Farmer2004-06-07 00:22:00
    Yes that WOULD be a waste (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-06-07 00:11:47
  Smarty Jones 2$ win tickets. (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2004-06-07 00:09:07
  A very big yacht! by shorty822004-06-07 00:08:47
    $1M isnt enough for a big yacht by Cobra02004-06-07 00:52:42
  A beuwolf of 8-Way Operton machines by DaNutBall2004-06-07 00:08:23
    That's your idea of by scissors2004-06-07 05:00:27
      Oh I'm impressed by DaNutBall2004-06-07 14:57:09
  A trip around the world. by aix tom2004-06-07 00:07:38
    Travel. by hadji2004-06-07 00:21:49
    Me 2. (n/t) by inter2004-06-07 00:09:44
  hmmm adventure and helping others :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-06-07 00:05:39
    I can see how helping others by Spisefisken2004-06-07 00:07:39
  Animal neutering. by Illiad2004-06-07 00:03:54
    You have to waste the money. by shorty822004-06-07 00:05:55
      I thought it waste in sense you have nothing by Celticess2004-06-07 00:23:56
      Read the question again ... by aix tom2004-06-07 00:09:38
        It says and I quote: by shorty822004-06-07 00:10:24
          Hmmmmm...... by aix tom2004-06-07 00:11:29
  Intellectual properties. by Arivia2004-06-07 00:03:37
    Sounds useful to me! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-07 00:04:30
      Especially as not seeing Ed's true Realms is... by Arivia2004-06-07 00:07:51
  UF. by bassplayer2004-06-07 00:03:30
    You'd spend it on ducks?? (n/t) by hadji2004-06-07 00:46:22
      I don't think he will by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Party at my place! (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-07 00:03:06
  Girls and booze by Spisefisken2004-06-07 00:03:00
    It's $1,000,000 dude. by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-07 00:03:52
      So how's your party gonna cost $1M? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-07 00:05:38
        Airfare for all my friends. by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-07 00:07:26
          Don't forget the band lineup! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-06-07 00:08:28
            Indeed. by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-07 00:09:54
              I used to have a bookmark by Kickstart2004-06-07 00:11:34
                I wonder how much $ it would take... by BlurOfSerenity2004-06-07 00:13:26
        he's going to rent a small island by lord_dolphin2004-06-07 00:07:25
          She. by SuaveRedSalami2004-06-07 00:08:01
            sorry, I forgot that Salami was a by lord_dolphin2004-06-07 00:10:16
      Or by Spisefisken2004-06-07 00:05:06
  politics ;-) by lord_dolphin2004-06-07 00:02:08
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Pretty South-Pacific blue in IE. by bassplayer2004-06-07 00:07:30
    South-Pacific-beach-sand yellow in Opera. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-06-07 06:20:05
    I love that musical! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    as opposed to North-Pacific? (n/t) by lord_dolphin2004-06-07 00:18:25
  ? cyberwarelaserguidedankles ? by ideur2004-06-07 00:03:44
    I'll take eight! (n/t) by bugarup2004-06-07 02:41:20

 

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