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Cartoon for May 19, 2004
Strip for May 19, 2004
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The PDA menagerie grows by kahuana2004-05-20 20:58:32
<Deleted><Deleted>2004-05-23 23:00:58
PING!!!!!!! by MrTrick2004-05-19 23:33:30
  PONG!!!!!! (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 23:40:29
  ZZZZzzzz...*snort* Huh? Wha...? by Avium2004-05-19 23:36:02
    I was in Hawksbury today eh... by Myke2004-05-19 23:37:49
  That's because Illiad got into #SPORKS again... by Myke2004-05-19 23:35:26
    I thought #SPORKS was shutting down? by Avium2004-05-19 23:37:56
      HUH? by Myke2004-05-19 23:41:10
        Didn't realise the date on that one. by Avium2004-05-19 23:53:25
Happy Birthday To Me. by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-19 22:36:36
  Happy Birthday. by mcnutcase2004-05-19 23:35:37
  Happy birthday :) so what micheif you up for? (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-19 23:35:31
  No way by Spisefisken2004-05-19 22:59:43
  Sweet! by gaygeek2004-05-19 22:48:40
  Woo! The big two-one? by Illiad2004-05-19 22:44:01
    getting s**t-faced is overrated. by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-19 22:47:41
      It also causes one to have lapses in judgement. by Illiad2004-05-19 22:48:52
        heh. Frosh week. Never again. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-19 22:51:17
        You really mean it the next time too!(n/t) by retiqlum22004-05-19 22:50:54
  Do you know what you just did?!?! by DesertRat662004-05-19 22:43:59
    Uh, dude... by themadkansan2004-05-19 22:46:24
  Legal for what? by retiqlum22004-05-19 22:42:17
    smoking by arachn1d2004-05-19 22:49:46
    drinkin'. by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-19 22:45:42
      I plead the fifth! by retiqlum22004-05-19 22:48:59
        You "read" Playboys? by Illiad2004-05-19 22:49:48
          You mean to say there is text? by Spisefisken2004-05-19 23:01:44
            Try reading that magazine's web site... by rorajoey2004-05-20 05:53:55
          Well, what do you do when caught in the act? (n/t) by retiqlum22004-05-19 22:51:54
            in the act of reading a playboy? by Illiad2004-05-19 22:54:29
              Sounds like a healthy relationship to me. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-19 22:55:44
                Yeah, she's muy cool. by Illiad2004-05-19 22:56:26
          I do. by Avium2004-05-19 22:51:46
            Heck, I am too. by Illiad2004-05-19 22:53:24
              I'm not that 'worldly.' by Avium2004-05-19 23:00:26
          Do the Gahan Wilson cartoons count? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-19 22:50:50
  Happy birthday! by Bellator2004-05-19 22:39:34
Goin down to China gonna have myself a time... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ok curiosity just how brave by Celticess2004-05-19 22:39:04
    Want to here of some real 'interesting' Chinese de by retiqlum22004-05-19 22:44:44
      well my inlaws claimed this one was true by Celticess2004-05-19 23:47:11
      I'd be shocked... by Illiad2004-05-19 22:47:50
        well for me chickens walk around in their doo doo by Celticess2004-05-19 23:50:29
        But turtles are amphibians... by Avium2004-05-19 23:18:22
        You ever hear of 'sam she'(spelling) by retiqlum22004-05-19 22:57:51
          Ya. by Illiad2004-05-19 23:03:44
            That's just 'freshly dead.' by retiqlum22004-05-19 23:05:45
              Yup, been there. by Illiad2004-05-19 23:08:57
                Those were shrimp. by retiqlum22004-05-19 23:11:53
                  Yes... by Illiad2004-05-19 23:14:06
                    Hmmm.. by orionrobots2004-05-20 04:18:41
                    I thought that was on the sub-continent?(n/t) by retiqlum22004-05-19 23:54:51
          Hell, they have that in Alberta. by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-19 22:59:06
            Nope. Far worse.(n/t) by retiqlum22004-05-19 23:04:39
    Chicken feet are gross. by Illiad2004-05-19 22:42:55
      triple looks chewy by Celticess2004-05-19 23:53:36
        ack tripe not triple (sleep typing again) (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-19 23:55:52
    Personally, I'll try most things at least once. by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-19 22:40:36
      Eeeewwww. by Avium2004-05-20 00:14:27
      My mom said they put some sauce on haggis by Celticess2004-05-19 23:55:12
  Just try not to anger the government, mmm'kay? (n/ (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-19 22:38:27
    they like unix maybe they'll ask him to a con.. (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-20 00:00:30
Well, I'm off to bed. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 22:30:02
AAAAAAAGH! TOO QUIET!!! by themadkansan2004-05-19 22:27:21
  ssshhhh!!!! by niwikki2004-05-19 22:28:49
Well my life sucks by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm so sorry this is affecting you! by niwikki2004-05-19 22:32:01
    Well..... by ToLazyToThink2004-05-19 22:51:33
      California, southern by niwikki2004-05-19 22:56:51
        You already have service? by ToLazyToThink2004-05-19 23:04:40
          yeah, I'm fine with all that by niwikki2004-05-19 23:28:24
    Amen to that. by themadkansan2004-05-19 22:41:11
      I hope they get it fixed for you by ToLazyToThink2004-05-19 23:09:25
  My experience has always been that unions suck. by retiqlum22004-05-19 22:22:13
  yikes! by LunarRainn2004-05-19 22:16:18
  Good luck to you! by DesertRat662004-05-19 22:13:28
    From what I understand by ToLazyToThink2004-05-19 22:16:07
      Strikes are never pretty by DesertRat662004-05-19 22:20:25
  Aww... -hugs- (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 22:11:17
<sniff> Angel is over by spiffikins2004-05-19 22:06:15
  I still maintain that the WB are morons by pk23172004-05-19 22:58:55
    they did the same thing by niwikki2004-05-20 00:02:09
  the last scene I didn't like by Celticess2004-05-19 22:11:00
    Spoilers above and below, possibly. by ag_wyvern2004-05-19 22:17:42
      doubtful... by spiffikins2004-05-19 22:22:37
        I think Angel characters would make a good one by Celticess2004-05-19 22:31:03
        We'll see :-) by ag_wyvern2004-05-19 22:24:39
          there's a definite window of opportunity by spiffikins2004-05-19 22:26:35
      Yes it was they knew it because by Celticess2004-05-19 22:19:54
        Hmmm.... by ag_wyvern2004-05-19 22:22:55
          I like spike he was neat by Celticess2004-05-19 22:28:47
            oh one other thing ... conner by Celticess2004-05-19 22:29:23
              mmm there was a whole thing.. by spiffikins2004-05-19 22:41:12
    re: fred by spiffikins2004-05-19 22:15:23
      The lie.. by ag_wyvern2004-05-19 22:19:16
      so was it a good diety or evil? by Celticess2004-05-19 22:17:32
        Would have to say.... cranky-godlike. by ag_wyvern2004-05-19 22:20:53
  <sniff also> :-( by ag_wyvern2004-05-19 22:10:06
    hehe - i'm not as good <spoiler> by spiffikins2004-05-19 22:20:38
/me decides he wants an iBook by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nice machines. by silvermoon822004-05-19 22:28:04
  I have an older iBook around here somewhere by DesertRat662004-05-19 22:09:04
  I WANT ONE. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 22:02:21
Well, my internet deadline is fast approaching. by bassplayer2004-05-19 21:55:11
  'night. -hugs- (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 21:59:08
  You haven't hacked your way around that yet? by themadkansan2004-05-19 21:56:13
    No puedo hackar, compa. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-19 21:58:17
      Well, get busy learning then. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-19 22:00:01
        Where to learn? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-19 22:00:42
          Experiment. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-19 22:01:18
i picked up my cap and gown today by LunarRainn2004-05-19 21:44:29
  congrats :) by Celticess2004-05-19 22:15:47
  congrats! I'm jealous! by niwikki2004-05-19 21:54:29
    keep on trucking... by LunarRainn2004-05-19 22:14:53
  ... yeah. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 21:50:05
  learn from me: by michaelsoft2004-05-19 21:48:01
    steam the gown; take a hot shower! (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2004-05-19 21:57:24
  I picked those things up a month ago. by bassplayer2004-05-19 21:48:01
  Congrats! (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-19 21:46:10
Who's Larry Ellison? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-19 21:23:59
  That's what God said (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 21:26:17
    OT: check your email by Celticess2004-05-19 22:08:45
  He's the founder of Oracle. by Llyr2004-05-19 21:25:58
    More importantly... by Illiad2004-05-19 21:43:20
      Ahhh. So, he can pay up. Ah. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-19 21:46:27
Stupid question for Microsoft Word by MrTrick2004-05-19 21:14:22
I forget...what's that site with newspaper logins? by Atrahasis2004-05-19 21:14:04
  Bugmenot. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-19 21:15:02
    Thanks (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-05-19 21:27:29
      NP. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-19 21:27:56
Calgary is so LOUD!! =p by abstrackt2004-05-19 21:01:53
Automated registry updates... by MrTrick2004-05-19 20:42:39
  Can you do it in C? by silvermoon822004-05-19 21:15:12
    Ooh!... sounds good. by MrTrick2004-05-19 21:32:15
      winreg.h, advapi32.lib by silvermoon822004-05-19 22:13:19
Calgary 2 (or 3) San Jose 1 FINAL!!! by watsondog2004-05-19 20:34:18
  So a Canadian team makes it to the final by DaNutBall2004-05-19 20:56:00
  3 to 1 final score! GO FLAMES! by abstrackt2004-05-19 20:54:15
  Some "final" I know... by watsondog2004-05-19 20:34:53
Attn: Llyr by oot2004-05-19 20:33:14
  By the Good Lord, by bassplayer2004-05-19 21:20:51
    Me and Josh Bluth made it up one night (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-19 21:25:11
      Oookaaay... what is it? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-19 21:31:20
        Whenever someone says the word by Llyr2004-05-19 21:35:17
          Yeah. I know those. by bassplayer2004-05-19 21:38:10
            FUEGO!! by Llyr2004-05-19 21:41:23
              For better brownies? by bassplayer2004-05-19 21:48:45
                Mmm...brownies... by Avium2004-05-19 21:53:26
                  Dude. That was, like, so deep man. Like, dude. by bassplayer2004-05-19 21:57:46
                    What if d - o - g really spelled... by Avium2004-05-19 22:00:48
  Hey, my middle name is Vincent! (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 21:19:51
    Oww. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-19 21:20:03
  Oww! by Llyr2004-05-19 20:43:51
    Aah.... by imperito2004-05-19 21:01:31
ATTN: Alltel DSL Customers by krisguy2004-05-19 20:25:59
  congrats! by niwikki2004-05-19 22:06:52
    YAWHOL! (n/t) by krisguy2004-05-20 06:10:00
  I skeered... <n/t> by tesla_koil2004-05-19 20:51:31
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
Arg, just when I thought thinks were looking up... by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 19:56:11
  That sucks. But I somewhat know the feeling. by bassplayer2004-05-19 21:10:26
    Heh, yeah. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 21:36:44
      Well, there's desire, by bassplayer2004-05-19 21:45:42
        Heh. That's not always a good predictor. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 21:58:32
          Heheh. You should see some stats in this area. by Avium2004-05-19 22:04:47
            I'd believe it. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 22:18:04
              Good for you. by Avium2004-05-19 22:35:34
                Well... by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 22:53:23
                  G'night. by Avium2004-05-19 23:11:17
              Only 2/3?!?!?! by DesertRat662004-05-19 22:24:39
  {{{lucidpsyche}}} by oot2004-05-19 20:25:33
    -hugs- by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 20:35:07
  What? by Reddy2004-05-19 20:05:41
    Oh, I plan to -- most definitely. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 20:33:55
      thats why you take their money by michaelsoft2004-05-19 21:27:19
  What an opportunity! by thewrongcrowd2004-05-19 20:05:00
    I agree. Take them to the cleaners. (n/t) by retiqlum22004-05-19 20:07:22
      I really ought to. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 20:28:02
        you shouldnt worry by astro-g2004-05-19 22:40:27
          198 cm by Nightwind2004-05-20 04:47:27
        Let's see by DesertRat662004-05-19 21:37:31
          Heh. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 21:39:19
            I was hoping to make you feel better by DesertRat662004-05-19 21:46:39
              By the way by DesertRat662004-05-19 21:49:42
                Sounds familiar, actually. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 21:55:10
                  Not only that by DesertRat662004-05-19 22:04:32
                  Short ladies are sometimes the most intimidating. by shorty822004-05-19 21:59:57
                    It's even scarier if they're by DesertRat662004-05-19 22:15:17
                      Haha, well, I'm no redhead. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 22:16:55
                        You're from California... by DesertRat662004-05-19 22:22:59
                          Ayup. ;-) by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 22:27:26
                            Never worked that way for me by DesertRat662004-05-19 22:30:37
                              Heh. I'm 3/4 Armenian. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 22:31:54
        which way has better odds? by wooden352004-05-19 21:26:59
        Ask him to help set it up... (n/t) by Nightwind2004-05-19 20:42:14
        Don't worry about it. by retiqlum22004-05-19 20:35:03
Cal 2 SJ 1 end of 2nd (n/t) by watsondog2004-05-19 19:44:54
  And if they win.. they're in the finals? (n/t) by abstrackt2004-05-19 19:53:57
    Yep, and I hope they do by watsondog2004-05-19 20:25:24
ATTN: NOLAWitch by Nightwind2004-05-19 19:36:59
  I can't help with the pain... by Illiad2004-05-19 20:25:55
    about 6 months in that case by Nightwind2004-05-19 20:47:21
    It was cathartic for me when my ex... by retiqlum22004-05-19 20:39:42
      please do... by Nightwind2004-05-19 20:48:04
        Well, by retiqlum22004-05-19 21:18:47
  {{{Nightwind}}} by Reddy2004-05-19 20:07:55
  Yeah, after the grieving is over...be brief... by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 20:05:16
    another fire... by Nightwind2004-05-19 20:44:51
Alright all you kind and gentle folk... by dire_lobo2004-05-19 19:33:10
  Be EXECELENT to eachother. by Nightwind2004-05-19 20:57:02
  OK Bedtime for me too by Reddy2004-05-19 20:13:00
  I'm outta here. A good book awaits. (n/t) by Spud312004-05-19 19:51:40
  Ditto here by Egaeus2004-05-19 19:45:18
  watch my spelling?? by Reddy2004-05-19 19:35:13
    heh... just bein' a punk - would you expect less? by dire_lobo2004-05-19 19:39:46
      hmmm I'll have to check by Reddy2004-05-19 19:42:58
        I don't think he was talking about *your* spelling (n/t) by Spud312004-05-19 19:49:04
          I usually misspell something everyday by Reddy2004-05-19 19:52:43
LoGD, need a date by Nightwind2006-11-19 12:55:59
  you could always check the married list in chappel by Celticess2004-05-19 19:39:08
    Just propose at random? by Nightwind2004-05-19 20:53:28
    will there be a ceremony by niwikki2004-05-19 20:09:22
      :) by Celticess2004-05-19 20:58:42
        you can always schedule a time by niwikki2004-05-19 21:07:38
          eh I've never thought about that. :) by Celticess2004-05-19 22:23:28
            He's going to think up something to act it out :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-19 23:58:53
              woo! (n/t) by niwikki2004-05-20 00:02:59
        devoce and do them both on the right day? (n/t) by Nightwind2004-05-19 21:01:59
Damned SuSE... by Arivia2004-05-19 19:13:23
  Oh, and the end of Angel was pure genius. (n/t) by Arivia2004-05-19 19:15:29
    hey I still have to watch that after enterprise by Celticess2004-05-19 19:30:25
  yes actually by Celticess2004-05-19 19:15:20
    Sure. (n/t) by Arivia2004-05-19 19:17:07
      here you go by Celticess2004-05-19 19:27:32
        Mmkay, thanks. by Arivia2004-05-19 19:29:31
          when I first did grub btw I found it confusing by Celticess2004-05-19 19:34:09
Calling all Linux users running Nvidia Geforce FX. by asayogure2006-11-19 12:55:59
  SUCCESS! by asayogure2004-05-19 23:57:54
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-05-19 23:59:34
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-05-19 23:59:48
      ????? by asayogure2004-05-20 01:00:18
  The only thing that I can suggest is gentoo by Freakazoid2004-05-19 19:23:06
    there is a driver for the card in default x stuff by Celticess2004-05-19 19:37:27
      [sigh] I am just about ready to give up on Linux by asayogure2004-05-19 19:41:44
        hmm got someone you trust with by Celticess2004-05-19 19:47:53
          Don't know anyone that I could give root by asayogure2004-05-19 19:56:39
            have you tried "rpmfind.net"? by Celticess2004-05-19 20:59:32
              I have never heard of it, but I will certainly by asayogure2004-05-19 21:01:01
                I should have redhat/fedora rpm, mandrake, and by Celticess2004-05-19 22:24:26
        Don't. by Arivia2004-05-19 19:43:45
          I don't know if it is worth this level of... by asayogure2004-05-19 19:53:08
            Mandrake by orionrobots2004-05-20 04:56:20
            It's reading stuff like this that by shorty822004-05-19 19:58:47
              I like what I have seen so far, and what I have by asayogure2004-05-19 20:09:32
  If you see danutball try him by Celticess2004-05-19 19:10:02
    Danutball ... where are you??? (n/t) by asayogure2004-05-19 19:16:38
      *blink* by DaNutBall2004-05-19 20:20:19
        Can you walk me through it? by asayogure2004-05-19 20:25:11
          Did you install gcc? (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-05-19 21:22:59
            gcc = ? (n/t) by asayogure2004-05-19 21:24:09
              The GNU C Compiler by DaNutBall2004-05-19 21:24:50
                To be really pedantic. by Avium2004-05-19 21:56:12
                tried ftp option, no luck by asayogure2004-05-19 21:27:33
                  gcc-3.3.2-6mdk.i586.rpm (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-05-19 21:33:50
                    have it installed, tried again, still no luck (n/t by asayogure2004-05-19 22:12:37
                    will snag it now (n/t) by asayogure2004-05-19 21:35:58
Go see Shrek 2 right now. by nin_man2004-05-19 18:49:00
  AGREED by michaelsoft2004-05-19 21:46:55
  This guy didn't like it: by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  cool... that reminds me I still need to be shrek1 (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-19 18:51:21
    oh btw while I remember by Celticess2004-05-19 18:52:34
      That seems to be the way it's done here. by nin_man2004-05-19 18:58:27
        yea thats what they do in the city here now by Celticess2004-05-19 19:14:07
          We get to choose...well, everything. by nin_man2004-05-19 19:28:53
            So what are you all doing with the extra space? by Celticess2004-05-19 19:43:24
Cal 1 SJ 0 end 1st by watsondog2004-05-19 18:48:28
  San Jose! All the way! by Adiplomat2004-05-19 19:49:43
  Go Flames! Down w/the Sharks! (n/t) by Spud312004-05-19 18:59:13
  |\|0 1337!!!!!!!1111 by oot2004-05-19 18:53:41
    *pulls oot out from under bed* by dire_lobo2004-05-19 19:11:29
Wouldn't it be nice...? by sofaspud2004-05-19 18:47:02
  You must be LARTed now. by Avium2004-05-19 22:06:47
  If I don't recognize the number, by hadji2004-05-19 18:58:50
    Me, too by tigermouse2004-05-19 19:52:10
      Me, three. by ChuckAB2004-05-20 09:57:37
  If you are in the US put your number on the Do Not by shorty822004-05-19 18:52:15
    It is. Unfortunately, by sofaspud2004-05-19 18:53:07
      Check this out.... by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
      You couldn't claim it as a terrorist threat by Naruki2004-05-19 18:56:46
        Hmm... by oot2004-05-19 19:01:45
          Get a sailing whistle, by shorty822004-05-19 19:03:03
    s/csll/call/ (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 18:52:37
I *have* to study now... by niwikki2004-05-19 18:40:58
  12.5 pages done! by niwikki2004-05-19 20:44:35
    ooh ooh ooh!! 14 pages done!! by niwikki2004-05-19 22:28:09
      DONE! and printing! by niwikki2004-05-19 23:05:51
  you got it... good luck! by dire_lobo2004-05-19 18:42:58
  goodluck :) by Celticess2004-05-19 18:42:16
eh new nigerian scam in my inbox by Celticess2004-05-19 18:36:01
YOU GUY WON'T BELIVE WHAT JUST HAPPEN by dosman2004-05-19 18:22:02
  OW! by oot2004-05-19 18:57:33
    My stepdad's name is Vincent *evil grin* (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-05-19 19:51:08
      OW! by oot2004-05-19 20:06:42
        only sometimes... (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-05-19 20:30:22
  Heh. by Naruki2004-05-19 18:35:24
    hopefully the kid will learn from it by Celticess2004-05-19 18:44:40
    I was gonna say by dire_lobo2004-05-19 18:41:43
      I say that all the time by tigermouse2004-05-19 19:10:02
      No no, that's better. by Naruki2004-05-19 18:43:40
  Interesting... by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 18:30:15
    I noticed the same thing (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 18:39:43
  awwww... I'm all busted up. by dire_lobo2004-05-19 18:27:29
    Welome to jarglng w/dosman. by Spud312004-05-19 18:43:51
      Should read Welcome. by Spud312004-05-19 18:44:37
  out of curiosity as you know the kid by Celticess2004-05-19 18:25:55
    well i think hes trying to be funny by dosman2004-05-19 18:27:21
      Ask him... by Illiad2004-05-19 18:44:16
        If its true what was said by Celticess2004-05-19 18:46:53
  SOMEONE SET YOU UP THE BOMB (n/t) by JPaganel2004-05-19 18:25:54
Ugh. I guess the stress *did* catch up to me. by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  -hugs- Take zinc. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 18:43:40
  log off, go have a BIG cup of hot tea by dire_lobo2004-05-19 18:39:36
Does anyone know a place by Spud312004-05-19 17:47:35
  Religious Fanatic? by bob30852006-11-19 12:55:59
    Is that her church or did you just google for one? (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 18:38:14
      Not mine. We don't have a web page. (n/t) by Spud312004-05-19 18:40:03
        Why not? by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
          Because we have too many people who want to build by Spud312004-05-19 18:58:06
            Oh, we're good at that by bob30852006-11-19 12:55:59
              We don't have enough people. The same by Spud312004-05-19 19:12:25
                Does that mean you are in a small church? by shorty822004-05-19 19:14:06
                  Yes, we're at about 100 people right now. by Spud312004-05-19 19:45:39
                    Only 100 people? by shorty822004-05-19 19:50:33
              I'm lucky, by shorty822004-05-19 19:11:44
            I wish we had that problem. by shorty822004-05-19 19:00:48
              I don't know enough. by Spud312004-05-19 19:04:42
                I bet, kids can be a handful. by shorty822004-05-19 19:06:46
                  I definetely will. Free is good. Thanks. (n/t) by Spud312004-05-19 19:08:37
                    Free is great. by shorty822004-05-19 19:13:09
        OK, he must of Googled then. by shorty822004-05-19 18:41:50
          Actually by bob30852004-05-19 18:42:22
            OK, by shorty822004-05-19 18:43:53
              Allright! Now we've got a little Methodist club! by Spud312004-05-19 18:46:18
              At least three by bob30852004-05-19 18:45:04
                Yep. (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 18:45:47
  Actually, I'm going to invite the entire town to by Spud312004-05-19 18:07:08
    I should have figured it out when you said by dire_lobo2004-05-19 18:38:07
      Someone will, hopefully. :-P by Spud312004-05-19 18:39:16
    wait your sending relgious fanatic spam by dosman2004-05-19 18:16:15
      MY GAWD! by shorty822004-05-19 18:18:16
        sorry sorry i wasent trying to be mean (n/t) by dosman2004-05-19 18:22:56
          'member to add <sarcasm> or <JK> or some such carp by dire_lobo2004-05-19 18:35:05
            Nice Tags, bad parenthesis by orionrobots2004-05-20 06:07:40
          So why did you insult her and her beliefs? (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 18:26:11
            i wasent i was being srcastic by dosman2004-05-19 18:33:31
              Okay, really, dosman. by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 18:46:57
  only post offices or libraries by Celticess2004-05-19 17:52:51
  *dosman erects possible spammer sign (n/t) by dosman2004-05-19 17:51:01
  Bad Spud! by krikkert2004-05-19 17:50:19
    nor shall we be seduced into coming over to see by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
W:ET Help!!! by merlin2004-05-19 17:40:45
  I need help too! by sofaspud2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You drop the .pk3 files into the directory. (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 19:08:07
      Uh... right. But... by sofaspud2004-05-19 19:09:20
        Unzip them? by DesertRat662004-05-19 21:52:47
        I don't know what the problem is by shorty822004-05-19 19:19:40
  Some ideas by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The earlier post by merlin2004-05-19 17:44:39
      It's changed, by shorty822004-05-19 18:04:53
      Oh, and the reason you couldn't download it by Egaeus2004-05-19 17:56:16
      Yes, it has. (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-19 17:48:33
  Google for it by Pic2004-05-19 17:43:07
  Get ETPro 3 from the internet...a google will help (n/t) by benmiller2004-05-19 17:42:49
Instead of an engagement RING for your geek girl.. by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's not even cordless.... by watsondog2004-05-19 18:40:56
    It's butt-ugly, too by tigermouse2004-05-19 19:16:35
      Gets his chrstmass present out of the box. by Nightwind2004-05-19 19:56:40
        Now that might be quite effective! by tigermouse2004-05-19 20:02:05
  reminds me of michael jacksons glitter glove (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-19 17:53:54
    *giggles* me too (n/t) by Reddy2004-05-19 18:03:33
  Only if it's optical (n/t) by merlin2004-05-19 17:32:03
    Yes, and a Logitech also (n/t) by feather8022004-05-19 17:41:02
Just got GRPS internet for my PDA by archnerd2004-05-19 17:23:52
  s/GRPS/GPRS/ (n/t) by archnerd2004-05-19 17:24:22
Dangit! by Egaeus2004-05-19 17:12:18
  What is wrong with coming to Pensacola? (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 17:53:45
    Well, it's far away by Egaeus2004-05-19 17:57:56
      I was only kidding. by shorty822004-05-19 18:15:15
        I'm not sure (n/t) by Egaeus2004-05-19 18:56:51
          It would most likely be at the by shorty822004-05-19 18:58:36
Now this is just WRONG! by spiritfire2004-05-19 16:57:23
  You will note, by GuyMontag2004-05-19 17:00:39
    Bah...it's still just wrong. by spiritfire2004-05-19 17:54:08
    Replace back with Lunch. (n/t) by Dshade2004-05-19 17:34:21
      Hey I would care if I never got Lunch! (n/t) by Matthewdba2004-05-19 19:53:39
DWD now illegal in california by niwikki2004-05-19 16:50:12
  they can already do that where I am by Celticess2004-05-19 19:41:03
  things I've witnessed people doing while driving: by spiffikins2004-05-19 17:36:18
    I once saw a woman by watsondog2004-05-19 18:43:05
    you can do anything if you can steer with ur leg by dosman2004-05-19 17:40:00
      Only so many times before you die. by toxin2004-05-19 18:00:41
        Really? Ever seen a Canadian Cruise Control? by dire_lobo2004-05-19 19:17:51
      I can steer with my leg by niwikki2004-05-19 18:00:34
        true not on the freeway (n/t) by dosman2004-05-19 18:03:43
  Dumb. by archnerd2004-05-19 17:28:26
    the vast majority of "criminal" laws look at your by niwikki2004-05-19 17:55:09
      Shouldn't consider state of mind by archnerd2004-05-19 18:08:06
        please remind me what country you live in by niwikki2004-05-19 18:15:28
          Correct by archnerd2004-05-19 18:33:04
            it's not a different crime by niwikki2004-05-19 18:39:02
              Manslaughter by archnerd2004-05-19 19:35:54
              I think it is, by definition. by Naruki2004-05-19 18:54:20
    wow arnold must have been really cuckoo by dosman2004-05-19 17:37:13
  Like they can't find a dozen other reasons by DesertRat662004-05-19 17:07:52
    true... by niwikki2004-05-19 17:26:49
  hmmm by Reddy2004-05-19 17:00:18
  hm is loading a gun and turning up nos distracting (n/t) by dosman2004-05-19 16:57:54
    I swear you pronounced that by DesertRat662004-05-19 17:09:17
      Works for me too! by dire_lobo2004-05-19 17:14:25
      its cause im NFC isnt it by dosman2004-05-19 17:13:23
        Not necessarily a viking just by krikkert2004-05-19 17:27:04
          quiet.... by dosman2004-05-19 17:33:02
            Hey, at least *I* actually hail from the original by krikkert2004-05-19 17:35:30
              I need to find out by niwikki2004-05-19 18:02:18
                Give me some details sometime. by krikkert2004-05-19 18:07:57
                  you know back that far? by niwikki2004-05-19 18:22:53
                    ok! it's ready! by niwikki2004-05-19 18:42:21
              ill sick Linus Trovalds on your little Bellator (n by dosman2004-05-19 17:38:32
rule name change rule by dosman2004-05-19 16:44:53
  Dosman, you've got a ways to go before by Adiplomat2004-05-19 19:36:04
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  why is when i go golfing the board goes nuts? by fireballmatt2004-05-19 18:17:07
    Sure. Golfing. That's your cover? by Avium2004-05-19 22:45:04
  Even better suggestion by archnerd2004-05-19 17:46:49
    or... by dosman2004-05-19 17:49:05
  Suggestion by archnerd2004-05-19 17:39:44
  Moderated for language by Nea2004-05-19 16:43:37
    DANG... I miss ALL the weirdness by dire_lobo2004-05-19 17:13:18
      You can still see it by oot2004-05-19 17:27:35
        yeah, I know, but I was trying to make it more fun by dire_lobo2004-05-19 18:23:28
          was between jobs at that time, iirc by Nightwind2004-05-19 20:58:42
          whats a charter member (n/t) by dosman2004-05-19 18:41:05
            Charter member - one who by dire_lobo2004-05-19 19:09:03
              Google IPO by Nightwind2004-05-19 20:59:51
            One of the first members maybe? by shorty822004-05-19 18:54:34
          {{{dire_lobo}}} by oot2004-05-19 18:30:50
      once apon a time by dosman2004-05-19 17:19:38
        That's all true, except for the part about by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 17:48:47
        heh... *rejoices mightily* by dire_lobo2004-05-19 17:27:25
        *pouts* by Reddy2004-05-19 17:21:06
          *princess kisses dosman all rejoyce (n/t) by dosman2004-05-19 17:43:27
            Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Reddy2004-05-19 18:05:46
          ewwww... by BrainBug2004-05-19 17:32:59
          well Princess, by dire_lobo2004-05-19 17:31:17
            but every bedtime story by Reddy2004-05-19 17:32:27
              ok, I gotta admit, I had a GREAT by dire_lobo2004-05-19 17:51:02
                hmmm by Reddy2004-05-19 17:59:07
              or do I watch too much Disney??? (n/t) by Reddy2004-05-19 17:36:42
                Way too much. (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-19 17:37:00
                  I think I have all animate Disney but 5 by Reddy2004-05-19 18:03:05
                    suspision alert by dosman2004-05-19 18:11:24
                      suspision alert by orionrobots2004-05-20 06:53:25
                      My good sir, by bassplayer2004-05-19 18:14:01
                      nope by Reddy2004-05-19 18:13:39
    fewf.. by dosman2004-05-19 16:47:24
      *urk* number conflict by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:51:16
        no no no by dosman2006-11-19 12:55:59
          no no no by shorty822004-05-19 17:03:48
    Thank you! (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:45:43
    Thank you very much! (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 16:44:10
  wow its been quite a while now.... by dosman2004-05-19 16:31:35
    Yes, an entire nine minutes. by LionsPhil2004-05-19 16:36:09
      If it isn't modded by 17:00 I'll send an by shorty822004-05-19 16:38:35
        Yes, lets spam the mods, by LionsPhil2004-05-19 16:43:47
          Don't have to now, it's been modded. by shorty822004-05-19 16:45:02
      as i said they could be hunting (n/t) by dosman2004-05-19 16:37:46
    Or Bill hunting. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:32:23
      thats the point... by dosman2004-05-19 16:33:42
        Point? Ruining? Joke? by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:37:40
  so info you all may like by dosman2004-05-19 16:28:52
    i mean some info you all may like (n/t) by dosman2004-05-19 16:29:42
      Either way it makes no sense. (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 16:31:14
  F4ing? by LionsPhil2004-05-19 16:26:17
    LOL! by shorty822004-05-19 16:27:30
    Speak for yourself.... LOL (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-19 16:27:10
      He did. by Avium2004-05-19 16:45:32
        and some of us even get some "action" now and by dire_lobo2004-05-19 17:06:04
          Hey! I'm married! by Avium2004-05-19 22:10:43
          so wait you use windows which means.. by dosman2004-05-19 17:16:54
            Yes... by Nightwind2004-05-19 20:39:04
  I smell an IP ban in making... (n/t) by BrainBug2004-05-19 16:25:57
    That's nice - I just smell. by dire_lobo2004-05-19 17:15:41
    Sadly I doubt that will work. by shorty822004-05-19 16:26:45
      Meh. by LionsPhil2004-05-19 16:29:21
        Plus a wildcard option on name banning. (n/t) by AndyA2004-05-19 16:30:27
        How do we know it is anonymous? by shorty822004-05-19 16:30:18
          Does not compute. by LionsPhil2004-05-19 16:40:25
            I don't understand what an anonymus proxy is. by shorty822004-05-19 16:42:07
              It's a server by GuyMontag2004-05-19 16:45:10
                It would probaly be a good idea to block by shorty822004-05-19 16:47:47
                  *zing* (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:49:33
                    ??? (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 16:50:02
                      Y'know? A zinger? A stinging shot at somebody? (n/ (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:52:52
                        *hits forehead with palm of hand* by shorty822004-05-19 16:56:24
              Mmmh... by LionsPhil2004-05-19 16:44:39
                As opposed to...? by Avium2004-05-19 16:47:18
  skipping school today eh (n/t) by dosman2004-05-19 16:24:43
  CALLING ALL MODS!! CALLING ALL MODS!!! (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 16:24:22
  MODS!!!!!! (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 16:23:38
    AGREED!!! DISABLE THIS NUT!!! (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:24:33
      They have! by shorty822004-05-19 16:25:44
        What? This guy was already diabled? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:30:55
          I thought he was. by shorty822004-05-19 16:32:48
            it was windows4eva2 last time... by dosman2004-05-19 16:34:58
              He also skipped "1" for some reason(n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 16:54:24
                How odd. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-19 17:40:31
              Because 3 is not a valid integer. by LionsPhil2004-05-19 16:37:02
          Um...insert an "s". (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:31:32
    He is most definatly in breach of the FYOLU rule! (n/t) by McGowan2004-05-19 16:24:19
      FYOLU? What does that mean? (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 16:25:02
        Forteen Year Old Linux Users? (n/t) by abaron2004-05-19 16:32:46
I just bid 100k for a phone on ebay. by McGowan2004-05-19 16:18:13
  You bid how much on what? o.O (n/t) by BrainBug2004-05-19 16:27:00
woot...woot...w00t...w00t...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!! by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:18:10
  -hugs- Congrats! :-) (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 18:40:52
  way to go! by dire_lobo2004-05-19 17:19:55
  congrats (n/t) by Reddy2004-05-19 17:03:30
  Congrats :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-19 16:18:49
  YEAH! (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 16:18:48
I have "The Birdie Song" in my head. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's so much better with the lyrics. (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-19 17:47:55
  WTF is up with that SONG?! by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:23:31
    Your sound card is broken, obviously. by LionsPhil2004-05-19 16:27:59
W:ET NON-tactics QOTD. by LionsPhil2004-05-19 16:11:16
  3) Very annoying (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 17:19:17
  I go with 1 and 10 here. by krikkert2004-05-19 17:00:10
  10) Subject to LP whining >:) (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-05-19 16:56:51
  2,3,4,5,6 (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 16:14:38
Is maiming a co-worker legal in california? by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ok, down to 10mph now. by AndyA2004-05-19 16:22:30
  A kite can lift you off the ground? (n/t) by glitch2004-05-19 15:59:09
    If it's big enough, and the wind is strong enough. by Avium2004-05-19 16:08:04
      In this wind a good 3-4m is enough. by AndyA2004-05-19 16:12:18
      Er...s/up/up to/ by Avium2004-05-19 16:12:05
    Well size is important. by AndyA2004-05-19 16:07:56
Yo! Cluttersquad! by VCA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Mission Accomplished! (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 15:57:26
Im job shadowing Bill Gates by dosman2004-05-19 15:50:11
  if it's true, tell him he still owes that guy in by dire_lobo2004-05-19 17:37:04
    yes you must have been the guy who.. by dosman2004-05-19 17:56:18
  if it's true by Celticess2004-05-19 16:13:38
  Hmm...you in high school? by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:12:24
    um if your question isnt sarcastic then yes (n/t) by dosman2004-05-19 16:15:26
      No if it was sarcastic? by Naruki2004-05-19 18:40:37
      Not sarcastic. by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:21:20
  This had better be a joke. Even so, it's not funny by toxin2004-05-19 15:58:51
    Very True by glitch2004-05-19 16:02:38
  *hands Linux CD to dosman* by BrainBug2004-05-19 15:56:47
    *Hands Bill CD by dosman2004-05-19 16:11:32
    I doubt he would even get through the front doors by shorty822004-05-19 16:00:32
      Or beards. by LionsPhil2004-05-19 16:02:23
        C'mon, now - it's WINDOWS. by sofaspud2004-05-19 17:24:55
  That would be kind of cool. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-05-19 15:56:39
Quick openoffice question by Freakazoid2004-05-19 15:45:57
  But it's a feature, to make it like MS Office! by LionsPhil2004-05-19 16:00:11
  Tools -> Options -> OpenOffice.org -> general -> by shorty822004-05-19 15:49:59
    Thanks! by Freakazoid2004-05-19 15:58:48
I wish I was shooting with larry. (n/t) by geekgrrl_ca2004-05-19 15:34:28
  Could you create a diary with a TLP? by shorty822004-05-19 15:43:32
  Shooting hoops with Larry Bird? (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 15:41:51
    Oh, right, there's a comig up there. by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 15:44:48
      and by comig I mean comic. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 15:45:16
        A comic?!?!?! by shorty822004-05-19 15:46:47
          People by geekgrrl_ca2004-05-21 15:32:11
ATTN: imperito by Pic2004-05-19 15:22:07
  Ah, yes by imperito2004-05-19 15:31:13
    It works! by Pic2004-05-19 17:02:57
    I'm using the via82xx module by Pic2004-05-19 16:53:50
  ??? by oot2004-05-19 15:27:44
    We were talking about it in the ET game. by imperito2004-05-19 15:31:49
      Hmm... by oot2004-05-19 15:45:44
        Come and join in anyway. by AndyA2004-05-19 16:05:21
          :-P (n/t) by oot2004-05-19 16:11:02
            We could give you the mortar. by AndyA2004-05-19 16:21:12
              Ooh... kaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! by oot2004-05-19 16:29:27
this is unbelievable! by lord_dolphin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Didn't the doctor in Catch-22 mention something li by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:15:05
    Yes. Almost exactly the same. by AndyA2004-05-19 16:37:28
      Really? I thought he was talking about when he was by bassplayer2004-05-19 16:39:39
        I think it was there. by AndyA2004-05-19 16:47:41
  Damn. by LionsPhil2004-05-19 15:53:26
  Is that a bell I by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  So that is how it happens... by evilsysadmin2004-05-19 15:32:26
  Enough Christian bashing! by Naruki2004-05-19 15:30:34
    How about some Christian korning? by hadji2004-05-19 19:05:29
    Hey by Ston2004-05-19 16:03:23
    hey, I *AM* Christian :P (n/t) by lord_dolphin2004-05-19 16:02:10
      Then you should know better by LionsPhil2004-05-19 16:03:15
        Maybe he likes it. by Avium2004-05-19 16:09:08
  *GASP* eww... by noose2004-05-19 15:24:48
  Neither could many of us, down below. (n/t) by toxin2004-05-19 15:22:00
its the size of a sport compact van! by noose2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Holy clap! by Naruki2004-05-19 15:11:32
    <Deleted><Deleted>2004-05-23 23:01:33
      Here I sit, broken hearted by ChuckAB2004-05-19 17:14:33
    I agree. Imagine if someone had tried to get into by techi8702004-05-19 15:13:57
      HEY ZEKE! by noose2004-05-19 15:17:34
Who wants to help me setup my graphics and sound? by asayogure2004-05-19 14:42:36
  SUCCESS! by asayogure2004-05-19 23:55:36
  hmmm by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks for links, I will check them out (n/t) by asayogure2004-05-19 15:40:29
  Video ,,, by Dad2TZK2004-05-19 15:20:21
    I don't run X by default... by asayogure2004-05-19 15:28:34
      no worries by Dad2TZK2004-05-19 15:44:21
        /etc/X11/XF86Config-4 by imperito2004-05-19 15:45:18
          I have found the /etc/X11/XF86Config-4 file by asayogure2004-05-19 15:56:40
  Answers! by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I have their driver package... by asayogure2004-05-19 15:26:44
      No it compiles a MODULE by DaNutBall2004-05-19 16:58:39
        installing the dev86 packages now by asayogure2004-05-19 17:32:19
          installed dev packages... by asayogure2004-05-19 17:43:20
      Fails how? by LionsPhil2004-05-19 16:24:00
        according to their directions... by asayogure2006-11-19 12:23:33
          ars.userfriendly.org ate the link by asayogure2004-05-19 16:32:14
  Which Linux distro? (n/t) by hadji2004-05-19 15:01:30
    Mandrake Community 10.0 right now by asayogure2004-05-19 15:14:20
      Sorry for the late reply . . . by hadji2004-05-19 19:11:09
        yeah... by asayogure2004-05-19 19:21:09
  might be able to by imperito2004-05-19 14:49:02
    amixer command output by asayogure2004-05-19 15:06:13
      Hmm, you may need to install alsa-tools by imperito2004-05-19 15:09:31
        er, alsa-utils, sorry by imperito2004-05-19 15:10:47
          sound is now working [yay!] by asayogure2004-05-19 16:17:36
          Checking package service for it now (n/t) by asayogure2004-05-19 15:15:55
    Output from Lsmod command: by asayogure2004-05-19 15:04:45
      Yeah, you need to install that to get 3d working. by imperito2004-05-19 15:10:09
so today on oprah by fireballmatt2004-05-19 13:49:46
  Heh, she does by mirage2004-05-19 15:22:57
  Save it for the divorce lawyers. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 14:21:46
    hmmm... two words... by dire_lobo2004-05-19 14:30:42
  hmmm by Celticess2004-05-19 14:02:23
    I'd elope by geekgrrl_ca2004-05-19 14:46:56
      but would it buy a diary TLP? (n/t) by imperito2004-05-19 15:01:02
    Course they probally wouldn't let you (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-05-19 14:26:59
      So buy a bunch of sealed, non-perishable food by oot2004-05-19 14:34:35
        Buy a bunch of seals by geekgrrl_ca2004-05-19 14:45:39
  Why were you watching Oprah? by nin_man2004-05-19 14:01:50
    my guess was channel surfing by Celticess2004-05-19 14:04:10
      actually nope...i have to capture our newscast by fireballmatt2004-05-19 14:07:30
        ahh ok :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-19 14:13:32
Like A E Poe of ages yore, by retiqlum22004-05-19 13:48:27
  was anyone else with you? (n/t) by Reddy2004-05-19 15:09:20
  Was anyone with you... by YakkoWarner2004-05-19 14:39:46
    Well, Lenore was. by retiqlum22004-05-19 14:47:52
      Did she live near the bar? by tigermouse2004-05-19 15:07:40
        It was quite a hike. by retiqlum22004-05-19 15:55:42
          Try hitting the bar again. by YakkoWarner2004-05-19 15:58:30
  Is there an "alternative" newspaper there? by dire_lobo2004-05-19 14:26:39
    She lives in Philadelphia, by retiqlum22004-05-19 14:31:38
      what about trying to stimulate your memory? by kelli2172004-05-19 14:35:06
        Won't work. by retiqlum22004-05-19 15:56:35
        Examples: by kelli2172004-05-19 14:57:55
  I'm sorry to hear that. by shorty822004-05-19 14:01:23
  That would be E A Poe. by shorty822004-05-19 13:54:52
    Great sympathy... (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-19 13:58:41
biddy-biddy biddy-biddy by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 13:26:02
  Call NASA! We found Buck Rogers! (n/t) by gblues2004-05-19 16:54:05
    I wondered how long it would take someone... by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 20:30:54
  btw just wondering by Celticess2004-05-19 13:31:48
    Oh sorry, no I didn't get it by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 13:43:07
      no it was from my shaw account by Celticess2004-05-19 13:47:48
        resent now (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-19 13:53:30
          Okay. <hufffysniff>I can't BELIEVE you did that! by ag_wyvern2004-05-19 14:06:10
            Hee hee hee! by tigermouse2004-05-19 14:11:53
              hmm by Celticess2004-05-19 14:15:09
                I know by tigermouse2004-05-19 14:22:25
                  hmm btw by Celticess2004-05-19 14:25:01
                    "resent" is correct, just not used very often. (n/ (n/t) by rshepard2004-05-19 14:32:26
                    No, it was exactly the right word by tigermouse2004-05-19 14:31:20
                      :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-19 14:59:17
Enough Already!!!! Forecast for 2-day blizzard by toxin2004-05-19 13:14:30
  Oops, sorry 'bout that by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 13:22:55
    7 days until I start travelling south. by toxin2004-05-19 13:27:58
      Oh, bad mistake! by Naruki2004-05-19 13:43:49
        As long as there are no horses, I'm going to be OK (n/t) by toxin2004-05-19 14:10:04
          *pushes big moose up to toxin's gate* by tigermouse2004-05-19 14:13:10
            No meese up here (Ed or otherwise) by toxin2004-05-19 14:42:48
              As it's two stories tall by tigermouse2004-05-19 14:58:52
                Wood, huh? No trees up here, either. by toxin2004-05-19 15:20:30
                  Foolish mortal! You don't burn god-gifts! by tigermouse2004-05-19 15:40:41
                    Beleiving in god-gifts pre-supposes beleiving by toxin2004-05-19 15:43:03
                      But it's a giant wooden moose! by tigermouse2004-05-19 15:54:14
                        Krispy Kritters! Carbohydrates are bad for you! by toxin2004-05-19 16:02:16
                          I'm not saying you should eat it by tigermouse2004-05-19 16:11:53
                            Carbs are bad. Just watch, we will be getting by toxin2004-05-19 16:16:59
                              Fine, burn it by tigermouse2004-05-19 18:12:24
            Maybe if we tried a large wooden Mongo.... (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-05-19 14:15:31
              Ah, poor Mongo by tigermouse2004-05-19 14:24:11
          So, mirrors and Helens share the same penalty? by Adiplomat2004-05-19 14:12:43
        I don't think they'll get all thousand ships there (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-05-19 14:04:56
      Does that ever cause you system shock since moving by Celticess2004-05-19 13:35:59
        I avoid going outside. Walking around when it by toxin2004-05-19 14:08:50
      Wait-a-minute by Ston2004-05-19 13:34:34
        I am in Rankin Inlet. Not one of those NWT wusses. by toxin2004-05-19 14:07:05
          Could you guys please take your spitting by LurkerMo2004-05-19 14:17:08
            At those temps the spit might freeze before it by techi8702004-05-19 14:20:33
Gah! by Glum_Reaper2004-05-19 12:45:05
  "What do you mean... by geekgrrl_ca2004-05-19 14:52:04
  "Is Windows down today?" by Spud312004-05-19 13:11:48
  would a... by dailator2004-05-19 12:49:25
Looking for an online store... by Bastetsmuse2004-05-19 12:34:12
  If you don't mind paying a little more ... by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  www.thinkgeek.com by glitch2004-05-19 15:54:44
  pricewatch.com might have stuff like that by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 13:01:13
  Thinkgeek is a start (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-05-19 12:37:51
    if you find others in the US, I'd love to see them (n/t) by plblark2004-05-19 12:49:55
New Kid in Town by Garath2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Great! Welcome Florian! by UnFair2004-05-19 14:59:32
  the name: by Garath2004-05-19 13:54:08
    Named after Florian Schneider of Kraftwerk? (n/t) by kelli2172004-05-19 14:27:02
    named him after a saint :) by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Congrats! (n/t) by Spud312004-05-19 13:03:59
  Herzlichen Glückwunsch! by Farmer2004-05-19 13:03:46
  Congrats (n/t) by techi8702004-05-19 13:01:53
  Congrats! by shorty822004-05-19 12:59:53
  Woo! Congrats :) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-05-19 12:47:10
  Congrats :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-19 12:42:31
  Congrats! :) (n/t) by Bellator2004-05-19 12:38:54
  Congratulations! :) (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-05-19 12:33:03
Attn: Team UF:ET players by TheyMustBIdiots2004-05-19 12:30:38
Looking for a watch with a compass by airborneric2004-05-19 12:19:05
  Unless you're a pilot... by retiqlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
    Looks at username of original poster by mortaine2004-05-19 15:11:32
      *snerk* by Naruki2004-05-19 15:12:32
    There's a problem with digital compasses. by shorty822004-05-19 13:58:12
      its the declination... by gibuu2004-05-19 14:25:19
        How off can that be? by glitch2004-05-19 15:53:43
          the declination here is prolly between 20 and 25 by gibuu2004-05-19 15:56:54
        Actually I compared it to the compass in the car I by shorty822004-05-19 14:37:08
          with the strong field in the car by Nightwind2004-05-19 14:38:10
            I got the same readings out of the cars. by shorty822004-05-19 14:48:16
              My vehicle's compass was never off by glitch2004-05-19 15:49:40
                I'm talking about the compass that is part of by shorty822004-05-19 15:55:00
                  it shouldnt change that much either by gibuu2004-05-19 16:00:14
                    This happened 2 years ago and I had the watch for by shorty822004-05-19 16:06:13
                      lol it shouldnt matter by gibuu2004-05-19 16:08:29
  Step 1: Stand with hour hand pointing north by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 13:07:40
where did the clue bat go? by emlaabs2004-05-19 12:09:57
  I need a dozen by gregg_hughes2004-05-19 14:07:09
  *throws frisbee* by Spud312004-05-19 13:33:46
    *tries to catch frisbee and misses* (n/t) by dailator2004-05-19 13:40:54
  Cluebat by Egaeus2004-05-19 12:15:49
    Attn: Egaeus by TheyMustBIdiots2004-05-19 12:19:38
      Sure by Egaeus2004-05-19 17:06:45
      sure, just take over my thread.. by emlaabs2004-05-19 12:51:32
        Sorry about that, I'd been trying to get a hold of by TheyMustBIdiots2004-05-19 13:53:06
          Did you try email by Egaeus2004-05-19 17:10:03
        Wolfstein game thingy. (n/t) by toxin2004-05-19 13:06:40
      Cool finally a practice I can attend. (n/t) by techi8702004-05-19 12:21:10
W:ET Tactics QOTD by DaNutBall2004-05-19 11:51:52
  My answers by DaNutBall2004-05-19 15:05:17
  my 2c by langly2004-05-19 14:52:29
  Let's see.. by krikkert2004-05-19 13:56:28
  Here you go by demonhedge2004-05-19 13:26:32
  *sheepishly raises hand* by sofaspud2004-05-19 13:21:44
    Yes! Come! Join! by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 13:26:40
      And find a quite time to play the first few times. by AndyA2004-05-19 14:05:38
        Brutal? o:) by DaNutBall2004-05-19 15:10:03
          v10 by AndyA2004-05-19 15:28:25
            Reminds me of the time... by YakkoWarner2004-05-19 16:10:44
              Important tactics question. by AndyA2004-05-19 16:16:03
                Shoot it. by krikkert2004-05-19 17:11:45
    Ok. I'm stoopid. Sorry. by sofaspud2004-05-19 13:25:02
  answers by DesertRat662004-05-19 13:21:07
  My answers... by McNutcase2004-05-19 12:47:55
  My answers,,, by Dad2TZK2004-05-19 12:15:32
  let's see. by AndyA2004-05-19 12:15:14
  My opinion by techi8702004-05-19 12:12:18
  *sharpens pencil* by YakkoWarner2004-05-19 12:10:26
  My opinion by vectorz2004-05-19 12:01:19
Attn: oot by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nope. Attention span ran out by oot2004-05-19 12:27:58
    SanppingTurtle throws data... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Oot throws water balloon... by oot2004-05-19 13:49:41
        ARRG, OOT!!! by Nightwind2004-05-19 14:41:41
    Graphy Linky by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thanks! by oot2004-05-19 13:49:58
The Internet health as a whole? by asayogure2004-05-19 11:41:02
  It's running fine here (Midwest). (n/t) by Spud312004-05-19 12:27:40
  Slow as molasses on the east coast by airborneric2004-05-19 12:04:15
    Huh. Is that why things died off this morning? by bobmon2004-05-19 13:07:48
    [sigh] That is probably what is happening here too by asayogure2004-05-19 12:10:58
  I'm not having any problems by Celticess2004-05-19 11:50:40
    Yeah ... but you are in Canada by asayogure2004-05-19 12:07:55
  SQL worms by Morely2004-05-19 11:46:01
    Running Linux when I ran the tests by asayogure2004-05-19 12:00:30
      Hmmm. by Morely2004-05-19 12:09:53
        [cries] (n/t) by asayogure2004-05-19 12:13:27
  Just checked internetpulse.net by asayogure2004-05-19 11:45:57
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Spawn Question: by shorty822004-05-19 12:16:19
    Hit 'L' for "Limbo screen" by YakkoWarner2004-05-19 12:19:09
    Hit your button to go to the limbo menu. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-05-19 12:18:15
      Thanks (n/t) by shorty822004-05-19 12:18:39
        On certain maps that won't work... by Naruki2004-05-19 12:25:07
          If there is a flag, it is a spawn point by DaNutBall2004-05-19 12:26:39
            There will also be a number next to it. by AndyA2004-05-19 12:31:55
  Team UF ET Practice, this Thursday by TheyMustBIdiots2004-05-19 12:15:45
    no promises by DesertRat662004-05-19 12:32:29
  I already hear the cheers. by YakkoWarner2004-05-19 12:15:26
  A comment on how play on the UF server is changing by AndyA2004-05-19 11:49:13
    Agreed. by shorty822004-05-19 12:23:49
      I know what you mean by DesertRat662004-05-19 12:39:28
    Actually, I'm going to agree with this. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-05-19 12:12:09
      That's a good way to avoid getting yelled at back. by Naruki2004-05-19 12:27:47
      Oh dear... by YakkoWarner2004-05-19 12:15:01
      I also resolve the same by DaNutBall2004-05-19 12:14:33
        I know it can be hard at times. by AndyA2004-05-19 12:22:40
        Also, that's why I wanted a Tactics QOTD by DaNutBall2004-05-19 12:19:26
          You may be aiming it a bit too high at times. by AndyA2004-05-19 12:29:24
            I turned on hit noises lately by DaNutBall2004-05-19 12:32:02
...Now *that's* a knife. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The Skaarj are coming!!!!!!!! (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-19 14:04:16
    *hefts Razorjack* by McNutcase2004-05-19 14:05:14
  The customs guy in the picture by hyzenthlay2004-05-19 12:29:18
  *looks at teaspoon* by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 11:57:30
    "I see you know how to play knifie spoonie." </sim by talon07202004-05-19 12:38:07
  I think that sort of knife's mainly for decoration (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-19 11:40:42
  cool knife by Celticess2004-05-19 11:35:20
  Decoration? (n/t) by BrainBug2004-05-19 11:35:06
  I can't see that being a very effective weapon. by silvermoon822004-05-19 11:33:51
    The only thing you could really do by Llyr2004-05-19 11:41:40
      None of you by raptillicus2004-05-19 14:04:48
        Some-one who knows what they are doing... by toxin2004-05-19 14:34:59
          Unless they are geeks. by Naruki2004-05-19 15:14:20
            If the species is fictional, the spelling also is. (n/t) by toxin2004-05-19 15:24:29
              I agree that none in their right mind by raptillicus2004-05-19 15:34:14
                A simple sword would beat that thing by toxin2004-05-19 15:40:14
        Ah, but what you don't understand is... by Naruki2004-05-19 14:07:18
          I am a self-professed expert by silvermoon822004-05-19 14:18:19
            Either way, by raptillicus2004-05-19 14:31:21
              In my defense, I never claimed to be an expert. by silvermoon822004-05-19 20:51:02
        Not against me. by McNutcase2004-05-19 14:06:57
      Still pretty dangerous. by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-19 11:46:05
      Against a trained knife-fighter, it could be by toxin2004-05-19 11:44:11
  What an incredibly stupid blade (or set thereof)! by Adiplomat2004-05-19 11:31:47
    Indeed. Looks like part of a Supervillain costume (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-19 11:42:52
    Heh. Point. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-05-19 11:34:11
      Quite a few points. </rimshot> (n/t) by GuyMontag2004-05-19 11:54:22
  OMG! It's Edward Scissorhands! (n/t) by Egaeus2004-05-19 11:29:42
    That's a whole ScissorFist! (n/t) by subbywan2004-05-19 11:39:53
  Nah, it's just a fancy can opener (n/t) by EnemyTerritory2004-05-19 11:29:19
    I would pay money by JPaganel2004-05-19 13:10:46
      Does the soup have to stay in the can? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-05-19 14:29:29
I know a few here use icecast... just got an alert by Celticess2004-05-19 10:51:01
  eeep and alert to kde users by Celticess2004-05-19 11:47:56
Forget Atkins, you just need a better mouth by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That is ridiculous.(n/t) by retiqlum22004-05-19 14:44:35
  But then you can't eat a low carb double burger. ( (n/t) by AndyA2004-05-19 10:57:49
  Sorry. Cannot reply to that article. by Spud312004-05-19 10:31:07
    Actually they have a point ... by miathet2004-05-19 11:51:00
      But if you need to pay $500 for a dental appliance by Spud312004-05-19 12:00:43
  geez and what about those with tmj who already by Celticess2004-05-19 10:28:42
    Those of us with TMJ by thewrongcrowd2004-05-19 10:34:11
      well when my jaw locked by Celticess2004-05-19 10:44:06
        Mine locked closed by thewrongcrowd2004-05-19 10:52:29
Adware, Malware, and Spyware oh my! by NuclearWinter2004-05-19 10:04:22
  if you're paid by the hour, by michaelsoft2004-05-19 12:17:35
Simple UFie poll: Do you have a Leatherman tool? by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 09:41:03
  Just a small one... by sloth_guy2004-05-19 15:47:09
    Well, I like the ones Craftsman has. by shorty822004-05-19 16:11:01
      Thanx for the tip.. by sloth_guy2004-05-19 16:22:01
  No (nobody's bought me one!) :> (n/t) by rorajoey2004-05-19 15:25:14
    That's the logic! (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-19 15:34:53
  Results: About 85% of UFies have at least 1 by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 14:46:34
  No, no Wave yet :-( (n/t) by Medentic2004-05-19 14:41:04
  Nope (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-19 14:07:24
  Yes, the standard, classic version. by Plucky2004-05-19 14:06:18
  1 yes (n/t) by evilsysadmin2004-05-19 13:53:07
  Yes: Wave by Spiff2006-11-19 12:55:59
  1. Yes. Of course. (n/t) by IronPIP2004-05-19 13:22:07
  Yes, Wave (n/t) by Control2004-05-19 13:06:42
  Yes: Gerber Scout by ttlogic2004-05-19 12:50:59
    Yes they are. by shorty822004-05-19 12:57:26
  I got two :D by red_leader2004-05-19 12:26:37
  Yes, A Craftsman Professsional by shorty822004-05-19 11:54:49
  Yup.. Got a leatherman wave by frohike2004-05-19 11:53:09
  Yes, several by Morely2004-05-19 11:49:20
    You're forgetting one invention: by ttlogic2004-05-19 12:53:29
      Ah, but... by Morely2004-05-19 15:32:15
  Swiss army knife. by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-19 11:44:17
  1) Leatherman Super by talasian2004-05-19 11:35:35
  3. 'Alltrade' brand. by silvermoon822004-05-19 11:28:58
  1: Mini (n/t) by McNutcase2004-05-19 11:14:41
  Yes - not sure of model (n/t) by grremlins2004-05-19 11:06:15
  3) A very small, no-name knockoff (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-19 11:04:57
  Gerber Legend by hooper5712006-11-19 12:55:59
  3) Gerber tool (cont'd below) by Sol Rosinberg2004-05-19 10:55:35
  1. by frause2004-05-19 10:55:04
  1), 3) by bobmon2004-05-19 10:49:44
  1. (Leatherman Super Tool 200) by Gargravarr2004-05-19 10:47:32
  2) No need. by BrainBug2004-05-19 10:37:58
  yes, Gerber multi-tool (n/t) by gristle2004-05-19 10:36:15
  No--that's what three toolboxes are for by VCA2004-05-19 10:27:26
    what about portability? by gristle2004-05-19 10:47:03
      Ewww by orionrobots2004-05-20 08:11:53
      Don't forget! by Naruki2004-05-19 10:50:26
        Good point. by gristle2004-05-19 11:36:23
  3) coleman tool by emlaabs2004-05-19 10:27:13
  Yes, the orginal by DarthSane2004-05-19 10:23:57
  3) I have two Swiss army knives by abaron2004-05-19 10:20:09
  3. Gerber Multi-Tool (2 of them) by DesertRat662004-05-19 10:16:00
    My PST does have a lanyard attachment. by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
      When I bought mine by DesertRat662004-05-19 10:28:30
  Yes: Leatherman Micra by Merlin2004-05-19 10:14:41
  yup (nt) by gibuu2004-05-19 10:11:56
  2. by kahuana2004-05-19 10:08:23
  1) Yes, a Leatherman Wave by Arcanum2004-05-19 10:06:25
  Yup! by Zzyzzx2004-05-19 10:06:08
  3. But I do have a Swiss Army Knife. by Spud312004-05-19 10:04:19
  Yes. Super Tool. by wheresthefish2004-05-19 10:04:07
  (2) I have no use for it. (n/t) by pas512004-05-19 10:03:32
  I have 3 or 4 I think? by Dad2TZK2004-05-19 10:02:13
  3) It broke (n/t) by runnerboy2004-05-19 10:00:57
  Yes, A Wave. (n/t) by hemlock2004-05-19 09:58:56
  Nope. Never felt the need. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-05-19 09:58:13
  Yes. Leatherman WAVE. (n/t) by JPaganel2004-05-19 09:58:10
  Yes -- Leatherman Micra by tzulah2004-05-19 09:57:43
  2) by Spisefisken2004-05-19 09:54:39
  I misread your subject (transposed a space): by Naruki2004-05-19 09:53:54
    Laughing Out Loud! (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 09:59:18
    There Ottr be a way! (n/t) by toxin2004-05-19 09:55:54
  3) dunno what type by Reddy2004-05-19 09:53:19
  1) Yes (Leatherman Super Tool) (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-05-19 09:50:39
  I have a no-name copy by Bellator2004-05-19 09:50:39
    After getting a real Leatherman by Spiff2004-05-19 13:30:09
  3) Cheap 'n' cheerful one. by Tomo2004-05-19 09:47:26
  Yes Original by airborneric2004-05-19 09:45:54
    Leatherman was by my side for by airborneric2004-05-19 12:13:50
    I bought myself a Kershaw lockblade about 2 months by techi8702004-05-19 10:07:15
      I love that little knife! (n/t) by airborneric2004-05-19 12:10:21
  3) Uhhh.... it looks kinda like a Leatherman. ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2004-05-19 09:44:21
  1) Yes, PST (Clicky to image) by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Own: yes, Type: SideClip (n/t) by blindman2004-05-19 09:42:50
  leatherman super*mokey*wave by dros422004-05-19 09:42:23
    Yay monkey! by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    super*mokey*? Quoi? (n/t) by toxin2004-05-19 09:49:39
  nope but I wish I had a cybertool and regular one (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-19 09:42:05
    oh and the why not is cost of them (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-19 09:42:18
  Yes. Wave. (n/t) by toxin2004-05-19 09:41:59
  Yes Leatherman WAVE (n/t) by techi8702004-05-19 09:41:57
#1 rule for computing by diGriz2004-05-19 09:19:16
  And don't put it under the monitor, by AndyA2004-05-19 10:24:16
    My speakers do weird things by MikeCDN2004-05-19 12:10:12
      different bands by dailator2004-05-19 12:52:14
        Interesting application of apostrophes there. by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 12:59:50
          sorry.. mind fried.. by dailator2004-05-19 13:39:36
    And if the screen on the phone looks completely... by Avium2004-05-19 11:06:46
  #2: Don't try to grab the coffee pot ... by aix tom2004-05-19 09:24:11
    You can't create a desktop shortcut? (n/t) by hadji2004-05-19 09:28:02
      Not the pot by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Or indeed by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
          augmented by by ttlogic2006-11-19 12:55:59
            All these apps are written in Java, right? by Spud312004-05-19 13:13:49
  #0: Don't buy a phone that looks like a mouse. (n/t) by pas512004-05-19 09:21:12
    You haven't heard of the MousePhone? by kahuana2004-05-19 10:17:28
An Apology to Ufies... by tesla_koil2004-05-19 08:52:25
  You make that sound like a bad thing (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-19 14:08:55
    what <n/t> by tesla_koil2004-05-19 14:17:58
      I meant by raptillicus2004-05-19 14:28:11
        Claps... by tesla_koil2004-05-19 14:31:04
        Which "secular society" are you talking about? by Naruki2004-05-19 14:30:59
          Think by raptillicus2004-05-19 14:42:45
            I already did the thinking bit. by Naruki2004-05-19 15:05:20
              But thats my point!! by raptillicus2004-05-19 15:09:07
                And I quote: by Naruki2004-05-19 15:17:03
                  Do you define the US as a secular society? by raptillicus2004-05-19 15:23:23
                    I am neither certain what you just said... by Naruki2004-05-19 15:29:40
  In order to accomodate a variety of religions, by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 10:25:15
    I agree, well said! (n/t) by Matthewdba2004-05-19 11:29:00
    Well said, but we must be careful of who defines by Adiplomat2004-05-19 11:25:48
      To your sensibilities maybe. If you consider the by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 11:55:17
        and the secularists (I guess) don't? by Matthewdba2004-05-19 13:21:12
          Need a clue? I AM religious. I would trust by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 13:39:10
            It's not about religious prefernce. by raptillicus2004-05-19 14:23:25
              Then at least secularist honk off all religions by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 14:39:36
                I agree. by raptillicus2004-05-19 14:44:42
                  Ooh, good and bad points. by Naruki2004-05-19 14:56:42
                    Yes, but by raptillicus2004-05-19 15:03:31
                      I didn't say it should. by Naruki2004-05-19 15:08:07
                        Hey, waitaminit. UFies are secular? by LurkerMo2004-05-19 15:16:14
                        we shouldnt confuse secular with anti religion by gibuu2004-05-19 15:14:08
                          Whoops! by Naruki2004-05-19 15:21:10
                          I know they aren't the same. by raptillicus2004-05-19 15:18:39
                            A religious person can make decisions based on by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 16:59:40
                              UFIE NAKED MOON MEET NEXT WEEK... by tesla_koil2004-05-19 17:32:23
                                Cantaloups are tastier. Or honeydews. Mmm. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 18:04:07
                                ewww Strawberries and Grapes....yum by tesla_koil2004-05-19 18:15:29
                                I avoided watching it. I hate "reality" TV. by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 18:56:08
                        Whats a "neutral manner"? by raptillicus2004-05-19 15:12:35
                  Nixon was elected. Didn't make him right by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 14:53:57
                    No it didn't. by raptillicus2004-05-19 15:05:37
            Oops sorry by Matthewdba2004-05-19 13:48:20
              Does it FORCE that religion to do something by Naruki2004-05-19 13:56:57
                Let me try... by Matthewdba2004-05-19 14:12:53
                  What a slippery slope. "it is immoral to allow by toxin2004-05-19 15:16:15
                    Just a interjection by tesla_koil2004-05-19 17:39:24
                      Any links for that? by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Wow. by Naruki2004-05-19 15:22:27
                      I have been studying hard, oh master-debator... by toxin2004-05-19 15:36:04
                  Those religions are exactly the reason by Naruki2004-05-19 14:29:41
                  F4 them, then. They're denying the so-called by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 14:26:33
                    Not all are free willist by tesla_koil2004-05-19 17:35:05
                    It sounds then by Matthewdba2004-05-19 14:41:47
                      I feel you are beyond correction. by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 14:48:43
                        Supposing by Matthewdba2004-05-19 14:51:42
                          They can have any belief they want. by Naruki2004-05-19 15:00:54
                            see my above reply to NOLAWitch (n/t) by Matthewdba2004-05-19 15:14:15
                              (Below, I guess...directionally challenged) (n/t) by Matthewdba2004-05-19 15:19:50
                                Heh, that happens here. by Naruki2004-05-19 15:25:49
                          Of course I defend that. Do you see the difference by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 14:58:20
                            I understand, and by Matthewdba2004-05-19 15:12:37
                              Please don't. by Naruki2004-05-19 15:23:50
                                I appreciate that - thank you (n/t) by Matthewdba2004-05-19 15:38:37
                      That word does not mean what you think. by Naruki2004-05-19 14:47:44
                    That would be poetic justice, at least. by Naruki2004-05-19 14:39:18
                    You know by tigermouse2004-05-19 14:38:12
    Well said NOLA (n/t) by HeyRef2004-05-19 11:17:05
      Except for that misplaced comma. Grrr! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 11:23:12
  Local area Principal took all the school rules by toxin2004-05-19 09:45:46
    Depends on by Matthewdba2004-05-19 10:29:07
      Well, now, EVERYTHING depends, doesn't it? by Naruki2004-05-19 10:35:21
        Kids do have a pretty good grasp on the by toxin2004-05-19 10:42:35
          Yep. by Naruki2004-05-19 10:45:35
            You ask? by Avium2004-05-19 11:12:53
              Yeah, I'm a coward. by Naruki2004-05-19 12:21:45
    Local area = 2 hours on snowmobile over the ice by toxin2004-05-19 09:47:42
      *shakes head* by Reddy2004-05-19 10:02:38
        Racing or work? Work ones can go by toxin2004-05-19 10:10:04
          for your local area by Reddy2004-05-19 10:26:14
            Actually, closer to 50 miles. You do not travel by toxin2004-05-19 10:38:52
              remind me when it comes out by Reddy2004-05-19 10:50:22
          I take it those speeds or over rough ground. I've by techi8702004-05-19 10:17:10
            Those are cross-country / sea-ice speeds. by toxin2004-05-19 10:28:58
  Do no harm is a pretty good basis by hyzenthlay2004-05-19 09:41:08
  Common sense by Spisefisken2004-05-19 09:03:10
    There is one more element necessary in this logic. by LurkerMo2004-05-19 10:13:24
      Well there is why I included my kinda dislaimer by Spisefisken2004-05-19 23:25:31
    so basically by tesla_koil2004-05-19 09:05:11
      Basically yes by Spisefisken2004-05-19 09:06:56
        Common Sense... by tesla_koil2004-05-19 09:08:58
          isn't so common (n/t) by dailator2004-05-19 09:16:34
          Nahh that is called deception by Spisefisken2004-05-19 09:09:39
      plausable theory (n/t) by Nightwind2004-05-19 09:06:13
        <nitpick>Hypothesis by Spisefisken2004-05-19 09:08:24
          No, theory is correct. by pas512004-05-19 09:14:20
            Then it is just my English-FU that is bad by Spisefisken2004-05-19 09:16:43
              On the right track, though. by hadji2004-05-19 09:38:46
                hypothesis == necessary precondition by pas512004-05-19 09:42:25
  same thing all non-religious people use. by niwikki2004-05-19 08:55:39
    I mean as a basis of system of law... by tesla_koil2004-05-19 08:59:46
      IMO it by mirage2004-05-19 15:20:04
      Laws assume independent adults. Children by LurkerMo2004-05-19 10:24:32
      hmm as a survivour of both mentioned things by Celticess2004-05-19 10:08:41
      Survival of genes. by mcnutcase2004-05-19 09:08:13
        Beware of social darwinism by skeptic2004-05-19 10:18:28
        another thought by tesla_koil2004-05-19 09:12:39
          Well different circumstances by Spisefisken2004-05-19 09:14:37
          Only if you consider the baby offspring (n/t) by Merlin2004-05-19 09:13:59
            I Do.. by tesla_koil2004-05-19 09:21:18
              Why is it wrong? by hyzenthlay2004-05-19 10:01:26
              Let those who want to have abortions by Egaeus2004-05-19 09:43:42
                Is it ethical by Matthewdba2004-05-19 10:23:02
                  If you truly believe by Egaeus2004-05-19 11:24:26
                    I'd tend to disagree because by Matthewdba2004-05-19 12:52:31
                  Yes, it's ethical to keep your nose in your own by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 10:27:39
                    outside of religious context by tesla_koil2004-05-19 13:52:01
                      this is the current debate even in secular circles by niwikki2004-05-19 14:23:21
                      You can think anything you want, but if you by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 14:21:16
                      It's her body - tough. by Naruki2004-05-19 14:03:33
                        What about her decisions? by Merlin2004-05-19 15:14:49
                          while I agree with your first and second statement by gibuu2004-05-19 15:23:22
                            also, you cannot say that in ALL instances by niwikki2004-05-19 15:44:55
                              *consentual* by merlin2004-05-19 17:15:53
                                Adoption... by tesla_koil2004-05-19 18:01:50
                                so because someone else might want my child by niwikki2004-05-19 18:10:04
                                Special Needs by tesla_koil2004-05-19 18:13:39
                        Consensual -> Partnership by tesla_koil2004-05-19 14:07:13
                          TOUGH. (I thought I made that clear.) by Naruki2004-05-19 14:23:32
                    His original post by Merlin2004-05-19 10:30:03
                      What? I was replying to his post, not yours. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 10:34:10
                        My apologies by Merlin2004-05-19 15:10:16
                        Maybe he thought your answer was unethical. by Naruki2004-05-19 10:40:05
                          Tough toenails. It was still legal and FYOSS. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 10:46:43
                  I believe so . . . by Merlin2004-05-19 10:26:18
                    You might want to change your subject. by Naruki2004-05-19 10:39:15
                      Yeah, yeah by Merlin2004-05-19 15:09:32
              Traditionally by force. by Naruki2004-05-19 09:25:39
                Opinion? by Matthewdba2004-05-19 10:08:34
                  Convert or die! The Crusades. The Inquistion. by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 10:39:31
                    In south America by gibuu2004-05-19 14:55:54
                    I'm not arguing by Matthewdba2004-05-19 10:55:16
                      the theory posed by niwikki2004-05-19 11:02:34
                        nor does it mean by Matthewdba2004-05-19 13:06:10
                          I didn't think I was making arguments by niwikki2004-05-19 14:09:07
                            Whoa, whoa, calm down! by Naruki2004-05-19 14:19:14
                              nope. by niwikki2004-05-19 14:24:22
                                Depends... by Naruki2004-05-19 14:35:46
                                you know by niwikki2004-05-19 15:06:16
                                That is so wrong... by Naruki2004-05-19 15:08:41
                                why? by niwikki2004-05-19 15:11:08
                      Read again. by Naruki2004-05-19 10:59:58
                        Okay, I went back by Matthewdba2004-05-19 13:03:48
                          Mohammed by tesla_koil2004-05-19 13:54:21
                            Check your history. by PathOGene2004-05-19 14:52:42
                              true... by tesla_koil2004-05-19 18:17:41
                            Fair enough by Matthewdba2004-05-19 13:58:02
                              Different Aims... by tesla_koil2004-05-19 14:05:35
                                Unless you hate yourself. ;-p by Naruki2004-05-19 14:11:21
                              Buddhism is not a religion. by Naruki2004-05-19 14:04:46
                                was not aware by Matthewdba2004-05-19 14:17:52
                                Oh, that's a "concession", is it? by Naruki2004-05-19 14:32:40
                                Its the following by tesla_koil2004-05-19 14:14:03
                                LOL! by Naruki2004-05-19 14:18:23
                                ROFLMAO @ Naruki by tesla_koil2004-05-19 14:26:08
                                Umm Tesla... by Matthewdba2004-05-19 14:31:29
                                Having studied it... by Naruki2004-05-19 14:35:05
                                Umm - question by mirage2004-05-19 15:55:24
                                if its worth doing.. by tesla_koil2004-05-19 14:40:56
                                Whatever floats your boat. by Naruki2004-05-19 14:45:36
                                ouch.. excellent... </nt> by tesla_koil2004-05-19 18:04:12
                                if you read enough... by tesla_koil2004-05-19 14:35:03
                                While you're on the floor there... by Naruki2004-05-19 14:43:36
                                ? <n/t> by tesla_koil2004-05-19 18:04:48
                      Are you really that dense? Sure, the fanatics by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 10:59:43
                        Its a good thing we aren't by raptillicus2004-05-19 14:13:45
                        We could talk about .... by tesla_koil2004-05-19 13:57:49
                          WTF? by Naruki2004-05-19 14:04:09
                            Left Hand Path by tesla_koil2004-05-19 14:10:11
                              You're being deliberately obtuse after you by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 14:32:20
                                It was the Catholic Church by tesla_koil2004-05-19 14:37:46
                                At the time, they WERE Christianity. by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 14:43:27
                                If I can insert a little note here? by LurkerMo2004-05-19 15:23:58
                                Um... by Naruki2004-05-19 15:28:12
                                You assure her? How do you come to know by Naruki2004-05-19 14:42:44
                                Absolute Correctness... by tesla_koil2004-05-19 18:10:45
                              Personally, I don't see ANY Pagan beliefs by Naruki2004-05-19 14:15:56
                  When you get absurd, everything we think by Naruki2004-05-19 10:18:40
                    You're avoiding the question by Matthewdba2004-05-19 10:33:12
                      Forcing beliefs? by gibuu2004-05-19 14:41:17
                      *You* are avoiding the question. by Naruki2004-05-19 10:41:36
                        Document proof? by Matthewdba2004-05-19 10:57:59
                          *sigh* by Naruki2004-05-19 12:16:37
                That is very well written by Spisefisken2004-05-19 09:27:14
        BC by tesla_koil2004-05-19 09:10:10
          no propagation of genes predisposing toward $TRAIT by mcnutcase2004-05-19 09:11:55
        Path of least harm. (n/t) by TheGM2004-05-19 09:09:45
  We're fairly forgiving folk. by mcnutcase2004-05-19 08:54:29
LotgD Place a personal add by Nightwind2006-11-19 12:55:59
anyone know what twtini.inf is? by diorama2004-05-19 08:39:04
  transpoder infestation by Celticess2004-05-19 08:43:56
    Ack! Well I don't actually have to use by diorama2004-05-19 08:45:09
      btw there are more files with it by Celticess2004-05-19 09:06:36
        Thanks. Will do. (n/t) by diorama2004-05-19 09:07:16
  Tell your local admins. by pas512004-05-19 08:43:40
    it's a spyware when I googled for it (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-19 08:44:21
Overdue backups, flaky CD-Rs, and network woes by Schol-R-LEA;22004-05-19 08:38:09
  What are the network problems? by Avium2004-05-19 11:03:37
JobCenter Daily reminder post! by Adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-05-19 08:30:57
hee hee hee... by Winsmith2004-05-19 08:22:28
  In canada it wouldn't be a slap it would be a by Celticess2004-05-19 08:41:45
    Oh, you mean this? by LurkerMo2006-11-19 12:55:59
      PETA seems to love that also: by runnerboy2006-11-19 12:55:59
        TOFU?! That's a hanging offense, that is. by Naruki2004-05-19 09:40:17
          oddly tofu pie isn't too gross by Celticess2004-05-19 09:48:56
          Tofu is a hanging offense in and of itself. by pas512004-05-19 09:45:16
            you can cok tofu in food well by Nightwind2004-05-19 13:03:02
      hehehe yea but there have been several by Celticess2004-05-19 09:10:20
  They are just copy cats by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
    But a slap in the face is just so much more by Winsmith2004-05-19 08:47:30
  And bags full of paint hit Blair the next day .. by aix tom2004-05-19 08:31:10
    Please, revolution is *so* 1848. by pas512004-05-19 09:15:32
      But ..... by aix tom2004-05-19 09:18:20
        Isn't that the Bill of Rights? (n/t) by pas512004-05-19 09:25:16
        Actually, we're going backwards, so it'd be by krikkert2004-05-19 09:21:49
    I hope it doesn't kick right off just yet... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 08:43:44
      But it would make traveling SO much more .... by aix tom2004-05-19 09:13:05
  Which Americans are YOU thinking of? by Naruki2004-05-19 08:29:20
    You know... by BrainBug2004-05-19 08:31:59
      Me too. by Naruki2004-05-19 08:35:16
  Did they mention an adress .... by aix tom2004-05-19 08:26:17
OMG... by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Did they not have a TV? (n/t) by AndyA2004-05-19 08:41:24
    Maybe it's a distant relative of oot. by Naruki2004-05-19 09:09:10
      Nah. She has enough sense to look for information. (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-19 09:10:19
        Yeah... looking for information is fun by oot2004-05-19 12:48:35
          </montey python>Naughty, naught girl oot</python> by Nightwind2004-05-19 13:01:26
            I'll take that as a compliment :-) by oot2004-05-19 15:14:36
            Is that kinda like trousers? (n/t) by Spud312004-05-19 13:06:09
              Yeah, but the Wrong Trousers! (n/t) by hadji2004-05-19 15:10:49
        She's also not going to have offspring by Naruki2004-05-19 09:30:14
          s/any time soon/ever by oot2004-05-19 12:52:53
          I don't, by pas512004-05-19 09:34:50
            You think the BBC isn't worth watching? by AndyA2004-05-19 10:22:55
              and BBC has less commercials afik by Celticess2004-05-19 10:33:06
                It's the movies that get me. by AndyA2004-05-19 11:00:01
                  it's getting to be the timeslot is swallowed by by Celticess2004-05-19 11:09:50
                    ands coming up at 5:30.....commercials (n/t) by dailator2004-05-19 11:16:12
  I don't know, sounds improbable by MikeCDN2004-05-19 08:40:56
  Why do I have a feeling we will read about it in by skeptic2004-05-19 08:38:06
  I just do not believe it. by Adiplomat2004-05-19 08:26:20
    I find it hard to believe too by Celticess2004-05-19 08:33:12
      oh and nearly forgot by Celticess2004-05-19 08:37:30
        Not to mention that any farmboy/girl has by Adiplomat2004-05-19 08:40:45
          Yes I know by Celticess2004-05-19 08:46:19
      Not to mention that they knew enough to seek by Adiplomat2004-05-19 08:36:43
        yes it's odd by Celticess2004-05-19 08:40:32
          That would be more understandable than by Adiplomat2004-05-19 08:43:28
            In theory, the couple could be Jewish. by skeptic2004-05-19 08:52:46
              I don't think you need an 'e' in Rabbis. by Naruki2004-05-19 09:04:04
                ROFL (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-19 09:11:43
                Oh, and you think that's a typo? ;-) (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-19 09:06:42
                  Heh. by Naruki2004-05-19 09:08:26
            you know that brings up another point by Celticess2004-05-19 08:49:51
              Hey, bring on the second coming by force :) by MikeCDN2004-05-19 08:51:35
                Unfortunately for that theory, a birth will not be by Adiplomat2004-05-19 09:22:07
                  What movies? by MikeCDN2004-05-19 10:12:26
                  Hey, no spoilers! (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-19 09:53:30
                    :+) ! (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-05-19 09:58:55
                    It's the butler who does it. by pas512004-05-19 09:56:08
                  Read The Bible II, have we? (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-19 09:31:03
                    Never heard of it. Revelations is my guide, there. by Adiplomat2004-05-19 10:04:29
                      out of curiosity by Celticess2004-05-19 10:13:09
                        the same people who use the bible by gibuu2004-05-19 10:32:41
                          ROFL! Really? hehehe (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-19 10:33:36
                        Oh, Christ's appearance in most depictions by Adiplomat2004-05-19 10:25:00
                          thanks for the answer :) by Celticess2004-05-19 10:31:04
                            I understand. (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-05-19 10:38:32
                    that's not out yet... by Gargravarr2004-05-19 09:38:26
                      Huh? It's been out for way more than a year.. (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-19 09:44:30
                        ah. didn't realise it actually existed (n/t) by Gargravarr2004-05-19 10:41:30
                        I'm waiting for the cut-price DVD. (n/t) by pas512004-05-19 09:49:31
            Of course for that to be significant you'd have by MikeCDN2004-05-19 08:47:23
              to continue dogma... by Nightwind2004-05-19 08:48:52
                well religious wise by Celticess2004-05-19 08:56:32
                  You might have tried reading a King James Bible. by Spud312004-05-19 09:32:39
                  My understanding was this: by talon07202004-05-19 09:05:18
                    The Bible doesn't say either way. by Spud312004-05-19 09:30:53
    But then a fair number of UFies (usually QUITE by Adiplomat2004-05-19 08:29:44
      It is possible by oot2004-05-19 13:18:10
        While I don't like debunking... by BrainBug2004-05-19 14:26:05
          Yeah... by oot2004-05-19 15:04:07
            A bit of both and neither of them... by BrainBug2004-05-19 15:48:18
            Until you consider that the initial offender by Naruki2004-05-19 15:19:02
              No, just his own reputation by oot2004-05-19 15:42:43
      Why are YOU assuming they're Christian and by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 10:17:21
        Um... I'm not. Either making that assumption by Adiplomat2004-05-19 10:36:57
          Why is anything hard to believe these days? by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 10:45:30
            Because they weren't *real* Christians. by Naruki2004-05-19 10:48:52
              Now now Naruki by gibuu2004-05-19 11:01:01
                Going on past performance, here. by Naruki2004-05-19 12:32:57
              Well, I'll stay out of this sub-thread from now on by Adiplomat2004-05-19 10:58:13
                I'm back to the grind for now. by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 11:05:07
                  Cool! Hope the exhibit goes well! (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-05-19 11:10:51
          LOL! by Naruki2004-05-19 10:42:28
        Religions tend to self-preservation by skeptic2004-05-19 10:22:37
          Not likely. by Naruki2004-05-19 10:32:47
            Don't make that assumption by skeptic2004-05-19 11:03:05
      wel,l i think the wording is a bit inconclusive by Gargravarr2004-05-19 08:49:16
        Y'know, this is NOT as unbelievable... by sofaspud2004-05-19 17:40:36
        Hardly surprising, by pas512004-05-19 08:51:37
          Ah. Then you get 1 result but nothing to do with by Gargravarr2004-05-19 08:59:12
            Although by pas512004-05-19 09:01:03
      Oh, please, great Master of All Knowledge... by Naruki2004-05-19 08:36:48
        Stung, are we? GOOD! (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-05-19 08:44:41
          Not at all, your Inestimable Greatness. by Naruki2004-05-19 08:57:28
            Interesting to see by skeptic2004-05-19 09:01:49
              If it gets modded, then I hope that his by Naruki2004-05-19 09:06:04
                Ah, well by skeptic2004-05-19 09:08:42
                  If that one was a crack at me, I don't appreciate by Adiplomat2004-05-19 09:48:20
                    I think it's more just "people are crazy" by oot2004-05-19 13:40:59
                    Add Logic Lord, then. by Naruki2004-05-19 09:58:05
                      You can lie in it all you want, I've had my say. by Adiplomat2004-05-19 10:01:09
                        So you're done being an insulting jerk? by Naruki2004-05-19 10:05:50
                          [wonders off in search of a Moderator] by skeptic2004-05-19 10:11:31
                            Ahem. by Naruki2004-05-19 10:21:44
                              Probably. No spilling choker available right now. (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-19 10:24:21
                                what about a spolling chiker? (n/t) by dailator2004-05-19 10:37:50
                                a wrestling move (nt) by gibuu2004-05-19 10:38:59
                        "Lie"!="untruth" in this case. I meant it by Adiplomat2004-05-19 10:02:54
                          If that's what you *really* want... by Naruki2004-05-19 10:05:24
                    *Shrug* I "swallowed" it simply because... by Ravenlock2004-05-19 09:55:58
                      First paragraph there is also how I feel. by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 09:58:18
                    Editorial failure! by Adiplomat2004-05-19 09:52:53
                  I often wonder. by Naruki2004-05-19 09:28:43
                    "Your mother was a hampster, by Tomo2004-05-19 09:32:32
      tongue-in-cheek, by Tomo2004-05-19 08:36:18
        You weren't one of those I was aiming at. by Adiplomat2004-05-19 08:38:11
  Obviously needed a session at my church. by Tomo2004-05-19 08:26:18
  wow.... by Gargravarr2004-05-19 08:25:30
    Woohoo! lol (nt) by gibuu2004-05-19 10:45:14
  I saw that a couple days ago... by Naruki2004-05-19 08:24:40
  brain failure. Restarting... (n/t) by pas512004-05-19 08:24:14
  I can't help it, by Nea2004-05-19 08:24:14
    Not to mention the stuff in Demolition Man... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 08:25:33
      You're missing the important point... by Naruki2004-05-19 08:26:27
  Wow... by Egaeus2004-05-19 08:19:30
  *wibble* (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-19 08:18:35
    Wall? by Nightwind2004-05-19 08:31:03
My kitty needs a home... by Val_Parthen2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Argh. D@mn these 'no pets' clauses. by themadkansan2004-05-19 11:20:40
  as for the biting by Nightwind2004-05-19 08:33:58
    I take such nips from my cat as love bites by Celticess2004-05-19 09:14:21
      heh, I try to take it like that... by Val_Parthen2004-05-19 14:10:20
  She is cute by Spisefisken2004-05-19 08:20:41
    I know it is....and I hope I am!! by purplepineapple2004-05-19 17:16:16
  Too far and too soon by Egaeus2004-05-19 08:17:06
  aww... kitty by P.Buttercup2004-05-19 08:14:29
Has anybody tried Zoemail? by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  They're freaking aliases! by Arcanum2004-05-19 12:52:55
    Yes, potentially. by Ravenlock2004-05-19 14:58:55
  when that goes pop by Nightwind2004-05-19 08:35:43
    Pop! goes the email.... by Egaeus2004-05-19 11:17:25
      in retro, i got... by Nightwind2004-05-19 11:34:10
Murphy's law kicked in again.... by buzzin2004-05-19 07:50:03
  nope, stupid users :) (Novell server) by buzzin2004-05-19 12:42:05
    and that proves my point by buzzin2004-05-19 12:44:35
  Sounds like you're using Windows... (n/t) by Myke2004-05-19 08:08:09
So what were you doing on Aug14th?! by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Snopes already knew that... by pk23172006-11-19 12:55:59
  The article, posted here by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 07:57:32
  You near KC? by airborneric2004-05-19 07:55:48
    Nope. by Myke2004-05-19 08:03:51
  Warning: registration required. by pas512004-05-19 07:47:57
    Doh. by Myke2004-05-19 08:03:20
  No, registrating :/ (n/t) by chrisP2004-05-19 07:47:07
  BugMeNot wins again (n/t) by Control2004-05-19 07:46:41
Getting ready to lose my temper on someone by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 07:43:10
  My reply by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 08:14:08
    Hear Hear!! (n/t) by talasian2004-05-19 15:04:51
    *applauds* (n/t) by oot2004-05-19 14:10:30
    Excellent response. Some anger IS righteous, by Adiplomat2004-05-19 10:18:00
    Just got a nice reply back by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 09:39:50
      There is a time and a place to indulge your pet... by Naruki2004-05-19 10:02:22
    Another possible reply by talon07202004-05-19 09:19:58
      That's a bit of a misconception. by YakkoWarner2004-05-19 09:33:31
      Yeah, but... by Naruki2004-05-19 09:32:29
    Good reply. by Spud312004-05-19 08:52:59
    Meh. by Naruki2004-05-19 08:31:07
      OK, how about this by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 08:32:11
        I hope at least... by BrainBug2004-05-19 08:35:24
          OK, I exaggarated by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 08:37:13
            Well, okay... by Naruki2004-05-19 08:40:28
    Good job (n/t) by Egaeus2004-05-19 08:20:08
    *applauds* (n/t) by BrainBug2004-05-19 08:18:58
  Remember the Crusades? by toxin2004-05-19 07:56:24
    Huh? by DesertRat662004-05-19 07:59:50
      Aerocephalic moment. You got the meaning right. by toxin2004-05-19 08:08:41
      Maybe he meant by Egaeus2004-05-19 08:08:29
      religion as a basis for evil? by evilsysadmin2004-05-19 08:07:52
    Some people put patriotism ahead of religion also. by Spud312004-05-19 07:59:45
      Yeah, prices will go up by pas512004-05-19 08:02:00
        Yay, that's the spirit. by chrisP2004-05-19 08:08:32
    Er... by pas512004-05-19 07:58:27
      My guess is that it was just a typo by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 08:10:31
  Ouch. I hope you are able to help them change by Spud312004-05-19 07:47:39
Nice of my boss to tell me by JustnCase2004-05-19 07:34:32
  At least it wasn't this morning... by miathet2004-05-19 07:36:38
How ironic.... by P.Buttercup2004-05-19 07:27:48
  I bet Mel is actually pleased. by hadji2004-05-19 08:18:49
    yeah right. by Winsmith2004-05-19 08:25:53
      I didn't say not at all. by hadji2004-05-19 09:47:47
      Think of it as his Sistine Chapel. by toxin2004-05-19 09:34:55
  hahaha by Egaeus2004-05-19 07:57:18
    Because... by BrainBug2004-05-19 07:59:44
      As good a reason as any by Egaeus2004-05-19 11:26:14
        Yeah... by BrainBug2004-05-19 11:32:36
  Star Wars ep 1 where they cut out Jar Jar? (n/t) by evilsysadmin2004-05-19 07:52:19
  When I worked at Blockbuster... by Val_Parthen2004-05-19 07:46:51
    I guess who ever was stealing it didn't by P.Buttercup2004-05-19 07:55:26
  Kill Bill Volume 2? (n/t) by Bellator2004-05-19 07:33:49
  The Passion of the Christ? (n/t) by jevin2004-05-19 07:29:42
  "Passion of Christ"? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 07:29:15
    I can understand that... by BrainBug2004-05-19 07:37:22
      I don't follow. by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 09:20:25
        Before he spoiled it by responding... by Naruki2004-05-19 10:14:52
          And some big budget movies. by Ravenlock2004-05-19 11:04:28
        No... by BrainBug2004-05-19 09:50:33
          That was a line of "if" statements. by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 10:06:15
    Ding Ding Ding!!! by P.Buttercup2004-05-19 07:36:20
      *smirks mightily* "Thou shalt not steal." by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 07:46:42
        "They"? by Adiplomat2004-05-19 08:22:48
          Woah - please calm down. I did not see any by LurkerMo2004-05-19 08:51:42
            First, the whole thrust of that post was calm. by Adiplomat2004-05-19 09:16:15
              Can you say why anybody other than a Christian by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 10:56:01
                I don't consider myself a Christian, but I am by LurkerMo2004-05-19 12:29:04
                I'm going to watch it by Bellator2004-05-19 12:28:35
                People who want to understand Christian beliefs by Adiplomat2004-05-19 11:15:32
                  I might see it for curiosity sake by Celticess2004-05-19 12:34:55
                    It is exactly the chance of running into people by LurkerMo2004-05-19 13:46:08
                      that is probably how I'll see it to if I do (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-19 17:59:52
                  Eek, I should hope not on the last one! :-o by Ravenlock2004-05-19 11:23:31
                    As I said earlier... by BrainBug2004-05-19 11:28:40
                      But *liking* the violence? by Ravenlock2004-05-19 11:32:58
                        Point. by BrainBug2004-05-19 11:41:59
                          I can't argue that he was successful, by Ravenlock2004-05-19 12:00:41
            1) I think NOLA did imply X-ians dl'ing it by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 09:13:35
        not all of us... by jevin2004-05-19 08:01:37
        That was one of the reporters by P.Buttercup2004-05-19 07:49:45
          I thought... by snArl2004-05-19 07:56:47
            lol... I know, some people by P.Buttercup2004-05-19 08:03:01
      I heard that, too by tigermouse2004-05-19 07:40:26
        yup.... thats where I got it. by P.Buttercup2004-05-19 07:46:24
      Did you hear about the new Snoop Dogg movie? by snArl2004-05-19 07:37:53
        booo hisss.... by P.Buttercup2004-05-19 07:46:56
    Beat me to it. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-05-19 07:29:42
Invoke [webishop] by jevin2004-05-19 07:27:11
Attn: Swiss UFies going to Linuxtag by Control2004-05-19 07:20:18
Heh. by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There's a whole lotta... by BrainBug2004-05-19 07:25:43
    Blasted Reuters... by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
      ATTN: Yohimbe by chrisP2004-05-19 07:32:19
        Here's a working clicky to the article, by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Is that what it is? by mcnutcase2004-05-19 07:36:27
          Seems to be (new attempt inside:) by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Nope... by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Same (n/t) by BrainBug2004-05-19 07:28:27
        Linkage to Reuters is odd... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 07:29:34
    OMG!! Alaister Campbell got there first! by pas512004-05-19 07:26:58
Theory: A band's first album is their best. by Spud312004-05-19 07:03:50
  Iron Maiden..... Not one bad album.. by tesla_koil2004-05-19 08:33:35
  Elvis and the Beatles think you're a poopyhead. by Naruki2004-05-19 08:27:19
    Is this today's Jihad? (n/t) by pas512004-05-19 08:47:33
      Nope. by Spud312004-05-19 08:55:07
        No, no you didn't. by Naruki2004-05-19 09:33:47
          The ASPCA protects YOU?!? by Spud312004-05-19 09:37:44
            They sure do, but that's beside the point. by Naruki2004-05-19 09:43:28
  I can't agree by diorama2004-05-19 08:10:07
  metallica by langly2004-05-19 07:52:30
    metallica.. before the fall <n/t> by tesla_koil2004-05-19 08:36:24
      Before the bus crash :( (n/t) by Yaeger2004-05-19 10:02:57
  Counter examples by Bellator2004-05-19 07:47:59
  Counter-example: Radiohead by ttlogic2004-05-19 07:36:21
    Am I a creep by hadji2004-05-19 08:20:20
      Perish the thought! by Naruki2004-05-19 08:27:54
        Phew! That's a relief! :-D (n/t) by hadji2004-05-19 19:15:57
  Nah, Wham's 2nd was much better (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 07:30:52
  Counter-example: U2 (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-19 07:28:31
    Counter-Example: Pink Floyd by Medentic2004-05-19 08:17:48
  you forgetting something by TheRaven2004-05-19 07:21:31
    Yes, it is. by Spud312004-05-19 07:22:28
      yeah Jeremy (n/t) by TheRaven2004-05-19 07:25:43
        ...spoke in...class today. (n/t) by firehawk2004-05-19 07:26:14
          Gah! Earworm! by Spud312004-05-19 07:29:02
            You're never gonna... by kelli2172004-05-19 08:44:02
              just reminded me of a cranberries song by tesla_koil2004-05-19 08:53:51
  korn by TheRaven2004-05-19 07:20:59
    Heh. Whatever. (n/t) by Spud312004-05-19 07:21:36
  Counter-example: the Levellers - Zeitgeist by mcnutcase2004-05-19 07:06:19
Today is May 19th. by nin_man2004-05-19 06:52:21
  What kind of gas? Hydrogen? Helium? by DaNutBall2004-05-19 09:43:51
    Methane? (n/t) by rorajoey2004-05-19 15:39:08
  Boss: Why didn't you come in to work today? by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 08:16:03
  I boycot buying gas MOST days by dickh2004-05-19 07:48:07
  I pay about $120 to fill my tank by snArl2004-05-19 07:33:17
  My tank is full, I don't need gas by crash_2004-05-19 07:28:45
  As a treehugger... by treehugger2004-05-19 07:11:12
    :-D *silly ol bear* (n/t) by jevin2004-05-19 07:28:55
    *flys to treehugger with bottle of cold water* by TheRaven2004-05-19 07:28:02
      *Drinks it all in one gulp* by treehugger2004-05-19 07:48:39
  Why would people boycott buying gas? by silvermoon822004-05-19 07:02:23
    Yeah, silly you... by BrainBug2004-05-19 07:06:03
      Until last Thursday, $0.84 was the highest I've by silvermoon822004-05-19 07:07:58
  Why would i buy gas? And which kind? by scissors2004-05-19 07:01:09
    Here's what it's about: by nin_man2004-05-19 07:04:16
      :-( I have not received this letter once by crash_2004-05-19 07:33:00
      So it's a CHAIN LETTER IN ALL CAPS by scissors2004-05-19 07:13:33
        Well, nobody. by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
          $75 to fill up a "suburban" ... by scissors2004-05-19 07:26:38
            Now you're talkin' crazy. by nin_man2004-05-19 07:36:25
              sorry for sloppy calcs by scissors2004-05-19 07:48:42
                Oil lobby by DarthSane2004-05-19 08:21:12
              159 LITRES!!! by Tomo2004-05-19 07:45:16
                Trips to the mall... by nin_man2004-05-19 07:51:42
                  Ever tried to move furniture in a Suburban? by silvermoon822004-05-19 08:07:37
                    Yep, moved furniture by Matthewdba2004-05-19 12:21:01
                    Have they shrunk or something? by ToLazyToThink2004-05-19 10:30:26
                    if a minivan is what I think it is... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 08:15:01
                      We got a fridge in the back of a Micra. by wheresthefish2004-05-19 10:59:54
                      That's the Yoyota Tardis. by pas512004-05-19 08:17:49
                        It's been done. by kelli2172004-05-19 08:51:51
                    I think you could move an Explorer in a Suburban. by nin_man2004-05-19 08:12:36
              I'm supposed to be taking by Egaeus2004-05-19 07:43:33
              Here's what you do, nin_man... by Spud312004-05-19 07:42:15
                *twitch* by nin_man2004-05-19 07:48:03
                  Hmmm...interesting by snArl2004-05-19 08:02:35
                    Right through the engine compartment. by nin_man2004-05-19 08:09:28
                  I don't think I'll be able to look at cars w/o by Spud312004-05-19 07:50:48
                  So what do you drive then, nin_man? by Tomo2004-05-19 07:49:32
                    Who's _crash? ;) by nin_man2004-05-19 07:54:26
                      Sloppy underscoring, my bad. by Tomo2004-05-19 08:00:06
                        You are wrong. by JPaganel2004-05-19 08:34:51
                        They can't. by nin_man2004-05-19 08:07:39
                          I suppose you're right. by Tomo2004-05-19 08:21:35
                            1 cylinder worth of fuel by JPaganel2004-05-19 08:45:18
                              more to it then even that by basher202004-05-19 09:55:40
                              I'm assuming everything else is equal. by Tomo2004-05-19 08:58:06
                            Want efficiency? by Egaeus2004-05-19 08:29:38
                              That's comparing apples and oranges. by Tomo2004-05-19 08:40:58
                              FEWER! (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-19 08:39:11
                                Yeah, sorry. by Egaeus2004-05-19 09:07:11
                        I'm far more curious by pas512004-05-19 08:05:14
                          Brainfreeze? by Tomo2004-05-19 08:10:06
                    Or does he not feel the need to compensate? (n/t) by pas512004-05-19 07:51:58
                Making sure to apply the angle grinder. by mcnutcase2004-05-19 07:46:14
                  nin_man + angle grinder? by kelli2172004-05-19 08:55:54
                    zackly... (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-19 08:57:40
            except the export versions of Volkswagen, Mercedes by DarthSane2004-05-19 07:31:09
              Our TDI gets far better by tigermouse2004-05-19 07:51:21
                These are older cars by DarthSane2004-05-19 08:03:52
      "It has been calculated". by mcnutcase2004-05-19 07:08:56
        By the person who first wrote it, of course. by nin_man2004-05-19 07:14:34
          You're my brother? by Naruki2004-05-19 07:25:10
            I ain't heavy. by nin_man2004-05-19 07:39:12
              Heh. by Naruki2004-05-19 08:20:57
          I doubt it... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 07:17:34
  *buycotts buying anti-depresan* (n/t) by TheRaven2004-05-19 07:00:05
    I thought you were dead! IT CAN"T BE KILLED!!!! by toxin2004-05-19 07:06:47
      i coundn't make Reddy sad by TheRaven2004-05-19 07:08:47
        errr Sometimes fear is good. Fear of exams => by toxin2004-05-19 07:15:24
          i (human form) feared of exams by TheRaven2004-05-19 07:19:17
  Kick me... by Spud312004-05-19 06:57:00
    *kicks* (n/t) by TheRaven2004-05-19 07:22:34
      *kicks back* by Spud312004-05-19 07:27:47
    Heh. Gas is US$2.34 for regular unleaded here. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 07:17:28
    That's not boycotting. by nin_man2004-05-19 07:01:28
      Can you not-buy if you really NEED ? by scissors2004-05-19 07:07:16
        Not if you've got somewhere to be. by nin_man2004-05-19 07:09:58
          They won't be shorter by scissors2004-05-19 07:15:17
            I first got it about a month ago. by nin_man2004-05-19 07:22:55
              i've trained by Nightwind2004-05-19 09:12:37
              Yeah, we should be boycotting Bush by snArl2004-05-19 07:29:41
                you could by Nightwind2004-05-19 09:13:23
              You're probably best buying your gas today. by Spud312004-05-19 07:26:01
    Huh? Petrol is cheaper than water over there by Tomo2004-05-19 07:00:40
      No it's not. by spiritfire2004-05-19 07:41:46
        oh, and to clarify by spiritfire2004-05-19 07:52:07
          Grinn, had that talk saturday by scissors2004-05-19 08:03:31
          What dispensers? by mcnutcase2004-05-19 07:55:03
            No, not those. by nin_man2004-05-19 07:57:21
              never seen such by Matthewdba2004-05-19 11:40:14
              Some of it is pretty bad by Egaeus2004-05-19 08:24:42
                reminds me of the farm... by dailator2004-05-19 08:43:40
                  That's "hard," not "heavy." by kelli2172004-05-19 09:01:54
                    good chance its both....... by dailator2004-05-19 09:51:44
                      Doubtful by spiritfire2004-05-19 12:18:12
                    If the gieger counter, she does not click, by Nightwind2004-05-19 09:11:02
              Oh, I see. by Tomo2004-05-19 08:02:25
            Shot too many barrels in Doom? (n/t) by pas512004-05-19 07:56:56
              I think it's Max Payne 2, actually. by mcnutcase2004-05-19 07:58:57
        Another reason to clean the bike (n/t) by scissors2004-05-19 07:50:57
          Where does the (n/t) come from? Is it by scissors2004-05-19 07:51:37
      almost... by dailator2004-05-19 07:09:37
        That's incredibly cheap. by Tomo2004-05-19 07:23:57
          its about .20 more then normal by dailator2004-05-19 07:26:38
        Pah by Pic2004-05-19 07:13:55
          I know. by dailator2004-05-19 07:21:28
            We do, biking that is by scissors2004-05-19 07:33:25
              well.. by dailator2004-05-19 07:36:49
                I'll second that! by thegeneral2004-05-19 08:42:12
      Petrol is liquid, Ozone is gas by scissors2004-05-19 07:03:51
        Petrol is short for 'petroleum' by nin_man2004-05-19 07:19:46
          Nah, petroleum is what you burn. by Tomo2004-05-19 07:26:20
          So what do you make of those countries... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 07:22:58
        Free-translation service. by Tomo2004-05-19 07:12:06
  No! I will NOT buy gas today! by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 06:54:01
    Nor will I buy gas by dodrian2004-05-19 06:57:46
      And I got it on monday. by lucidpsyche2004-05-19 07:06:29
        Anybody know the meaning of boycott? by Naruki2004-05-19 07:21:58
          It's those black bits by Morely2004-05-19 12:58:35
          unintelligible yorkshire ex-cricketer, isn't he? (n/t) by pas512004-05-19 07:26:01
            UnilitelligENT, IMO. by mcnutcase2004-05-19 07:32:11
              Or indeed both. by pas512004-05-19 07:40:33
                In fact, I did not. by Naruki2004-05-19 08:16:19
                  The lowercase word "boycott"... by kelli2172004-05-19 14:50:15
                    So what? by Naruki2004-05-19 15:10:31
                  Are you always this case-sensitive? :P (n/t) by pas512004-05-19 08:35:18
                    Ah, a real hard case, I see. by Naruki2004-05-19 09:35:52
                      um, Naruki by TKirk2004-05-19 10:05:26
                        Spatially challenged today, are we? by Naruki2004-05-19 10:07:20
STALKER: Shadow Of Chernobyl by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I only have one question... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 06:53:57
    That bugs you too? by silvermoon822004-05-19 07:06:17
      Theif 3 is going to do just that. by Ravenlock2004-05-19 07:17:15
        Sweet. by silvermoon822004-05-19 09:17:54
          Thief 1 and 2 are great. by Ravenlock2004-05-19 11:12:14
      I think one game did do it... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 07:13:41
        There was a mod for MP1 that did it. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-05-19 07:17:47
          Then MP2 will do it too. by mcnutcase2004-05-19 07:20:45
            I know - I was providing a proof of concept. by Ravenlock2004-05-19 07:28:45
              well, I explained Max Payne to a friend thus... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 07:35:26
                Yup. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-05-19 07:37:51
                  What REALLY impresses me about Max Payne 2... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 07:40:29
                    It's really a great engine. by Ravenlock2004-05-19 08:10:05
                      Indeed. by mcnutcase2004-05-19 08:22:25
Hilarious cat video mix by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ROFL! (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-05-20 00:45:23
  That's a great mix. by Illiad2004-05-19 11:45:10
  Warning video for cats :) by IByte2004-05-19 07:43:15
  i love cats by TheRaven2004-05-19 07:24:59
    canned raven is better (n/t) by polarkitten2004-05-19 08:57:40
  *grins* by treehugger2004-05-19 07:15:27
  ROFLMAO! (n/t) by snArl2004-05-19 07:12:59
  Thnx Needed that laugh! (n/t) by airborneric2004-05-19 06:49:55
Footage of new Zelda game... yow! by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's about friggin time... by sloth_guy2004-05-19 16:00:24
  *Drools* Nuts now I wish a had a GC. (n/t) by Smimpin J2004-05-19 07:13:04
    Maybe it's even worth buying one. by Michiel_H2004-05-19 10:15:05
hey lookie me... yet another question. by glytch782004-05-19 06:15:20
  Looky ... by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks that worked by glytch782004-05-19 06:34:41
That's insane. by Arivia2006-11-19 12:55:59
  GOT IT by Nightwind2004-05-19 12:40:41
    By that time the AI by Morely2004-05-19 15:41:56
      potentually by Nightwind2004-05-19 19:29:00
  So where's the fine print ..... by aix tom2004-05-19 07:12:09
  RIAAA repository? by scissors2004-05-19 06:45:58
  I woulden't trust by nevdull2004-05-19 06:31:18
  Except it's not quite 1TB by Freakazoid2004-05-19 06:16:12
    Actually... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  See, I don't know about that. by Ravenlock2004-05-19 06:10:09
    Yeah, seriously by dodrian2004-05-19 06:36:45
      Yeah, but do you have the local storage... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 06:49:11
        OF course google has enough! by dodrian2004-05-19 07:02:55
1 TB storage for GMail users? by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Okay, which one of us echoed? (n/t) by Arivia2004-05-19 06:02:15
...Why, George Lucas? Why? by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  it's your father b4 he became vader by plblark2004-05-19 08:58:11
    No way, José! by tigermouse2004-05-19 09:23:57
      that's only because you haven't seen by voxwoman2004-05-19 09:36:43
    And lemme guess... by Ravenlock2004-05-19 09:02:40
      I don't know that all the other changes are ridicu by skeptic2004-05-19 11:38:56
        I didn't like the Jabba scene too much by tigermouse2004-05-19 12:27:09
  And ... is it REAL ? by scissors2004-05-19 06:06:46
    That's way dirty. by nin_man2004-05-19 06:12:11
      It's called by scissors2004-05-19 06:57:22
        There's not such thing as bad publicity by voxwoman2004-05-19 09:26:40
      It's an australian beer. by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
        Put that way, those X'es make a FENCE (n/t) by scissors2004-05-19 06:53:49
        Why did they call it XXXX? by vetitice2004-05-19 06:32:37
        So to answer your question by pas512004-05-19 06:23:02
  *weep* (n/t) by nobius2004-05-19 06:02:27
  Greedo shot first! by nin_man2004-05-19 06:01:02
  He's losing the plot. by pas512004-05-19 05:55:39
  I was going to buy the set. by skeptic2004-05-19 05:52:19
Woo! *pant* *pant* *pant* *pant* *pant* *pant* by Winsmith2004-05-19 05:35:07
  Weren't they the ones... by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 06:57:19
    Bzzzp. Wrong. by Winsmith2004-05-19 08:27:58
    That would be... by BrainBug2004-05-19 07:00:51
  Schandmaul is cool indeed (n/t) by Farmer2004-05-19 06:34:41
  Wau... by Her Geekship2004-05-19 05:36:47
    You might get their new album -- it rocks! (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-19 05:38:09
      Rammstein, or Schandmaul? (n/t) by Her Geekship2004-05-19 05:39:14
        Schandmaul. by Winsmith2004-05-19 05:40:31
          Whooo!... by Her Geekship2004-05-19 05:45:30
            There is more free stuff. by Winsmith2004-05-19 05:54:16
Happy weekend Ufies all. by SaleGamine2004-05-19 05:24:52
  hey, enjoy yr we!!!! (n/t) by loonita2004-05-19 07:17:04
  Have a nice time, SG. by Arivia2004-05-19 06:03:59
  I hope your obligations by Didactylos2004-05-19 05:35:25
Seen in WH Smiths: by pas512004-05-19 05:12:30
  Four pounds per pound? (n/t) by kelli2172004-05-19 08:31:32
Looking for two short one-line commands: by ChuckAB2004-05-19 05:05:15
  ok now... by duesentrieb2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks. by ChuckAB2004-05-19 07:34:47
  For the first by Didactylos2004-05-19 05:15:27
    Nope. by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thanks. tlist was what I was looking for. by ChuckAB2004-05-19 07:11:08
ATTN::GERMAN UFIES by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Danke für den Tipp! by chaotic2004-05-19 05:53:22
    Hast du ein Glück! by diGriz2004-05-19 09:59:55
  Danke für den Tipp by Control2004-05-19 05:28:25
  aargh, stop! Ich hab doch jetzt schon kein Geld :P (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-19 05:15:09
SQL (Oracle) help is very much needed by Spisefisken2004-05-19 04:52:47
  Seems very workable now by Spisefisken2004-05-19 05:31:51
    Oracle Warehousebuilder gives me a warning by Spisefisken2004-05-19 05:39:22
  Sorry, I've not quite understood you date bit. by SaleGamine2004-05-19 05:03:42
    It is explained more thouroghly in my response to by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Sorry, I'm still a bit unclear on what you are by SaleGamine2004-05-19 05:22:23
  Huh? by BrainBug2004-05-19 05:01:55
    Argh! by BrainBug2004-05-19 05:03:27
  I'm sorry, you are not making much sense to me. by skeptic2004-05-19 04:59:32
    Table B has several date in it's columns by Spisefisken2004-05-19 05:06:04
      I think so. by skeptic2004-05-19 05:12:39
        Oops. Replace third "WHERE" with "AND". (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-19 05:36:04
      Oooookay .... by aix tom2004-05-19 05:11:08
        A...forgot the ... by aix tom2004-05-19 05:12:58
Linus answers de Tocqueville by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
  All of that was wonderous. by Arivia2004-05-19 05:57:24
  I loved the part about playing music to newts. (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-19 04:51:02
    I immediately thought of Bellator and Celticess. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 05:53:10
LotDG personals by Nightwind2004-05-19 04:41:43
  One Homegrown Spud of the dwarven persuasion, by Spud312004-05-19 10:35:06
  Darkclaw by Nightwind2004-05-19 04:48:18
    Naughtygirl just might be interested... by SaleGamine2004-05-19 05:28:59
      I should have recoved my connection by then as wel by Nightwind2004-05-19 11:31:43
  "Legend of the Director General?" by pas512004-05-19 04:43:41
Am I the only one who thinks... by ts0032004-05-19 04:37:53
  hmm.. by pica2004-05-19 05:32:36
Phew... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 04:36:58
More frac! by arachn1d2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Some kind of "that was a typo" feature. by silvermoon822004-05-19 09:21:47
  Pain and Music are connected? by Tomo2004-05-19 06:57:03
    listening to bad music can be painful by chaotic2004-05-19 07:19:59
  This one made me laugh: by Winsmith2004-05-19 06:29:00
  aagh! by DragonLady2004-05-19 04:42:42
    What do you mean by 'clean main page'? by arachn1d2004-05-19 04:47:38
      so how can I start over? (n/t) by DragonLady2004-05-19 05:39:25
        Hit refresh or 'try another' by arachn1d2004-05-19 05:50:28
I need some really bad jokes by dodrian2004-05-19 04:07:43
  Three guys coming down the road... by Matthewdba2004-05-19 12:45:47
  Can an antelope? by tigermouse2004-05-19 09:48:21
  Why did the mexican shoot his wife? by TheGM2004-05-19 09:12:26
  And for those of you that can do vector calculus by dickh2004-05-19 08:07:07
    What do you get by pas512004-05-19 08:15:20
      Major owwwww (a compliment) by dickh2004-05-19 08:22:57
        Heisenberg and the traffic cop. by pas512004-05-19 08:30:41
          "Somebody has stolen one of my electrons!" by mwq2004-05-19 12:49:13
            This is the type by Matthewdba2004-05-19 13:43:57
  What's black and white and by dickh2004-05-19 07:59:33
  How do you kill an elephant? by funtime2004-05-19 07:38:21
    More elephants by dickh2004-05-19 07:54:21
  There's more.... by Voltigeur2004-05-19 06:14:06
    What's the difference by pas512004-05-19 06:32:54
  A horse walks into a bar... by grremlins2004-05-19 06:03:35
  I just have to respond to this. by Voltigeur2004-05-19 05:48:54
  Here you go! by Apfel2004-05-19 05:47:26
    One more! by Apfel2004-05-19 06:00:21
      This one made me laugh! by Apfel2004-05-19 06:04:46
  Why was the chicken in the pot? by pas512004-05-19 05:45:44
    Two comedians walk into a bar. by pas512004-05-19 06:02:29
  A man was at a party by pas512004-05-19 05:43:23
  I have five mouths, two noses and one eye. by pas512004-05-19 05:25:49
  Why did the Egyptian cross the road? by pas512004-05-19 05:24:23
    Why did the Egyptian drown? by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 05:28:09
      This wasn't so bad.... by DerSarek2004-05-19 07:17:54
  When is it time to get a new fence? by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 05:13:15
    LMAO..... that's fantastic (n/t) by diorama2004-05-19 05:13:48
  What's Green by Gorgar2004-05-19 05:09:13
    Billy, stop running around in circles by bobmon2004-05-19 09:43:29
  What's a tomohawk? by pas512004-05-19 05:08:06
  A whole bunch for you by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 05:07:28
    What's the best time by pas512004-05-19 05:10:23
    The site I got them from: by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What's black, airborne and looks dangerous? by moddermonster2004-05-19 05:02:11
    What's black and white and airborne? by moddermonster2004-05-19 05:04:12
      What's black and yellow and goes ``zzub, zzub''? by moddermonster2004-05-19 05:05:34
        What's green and runs through the woods? by moddermonster2004-05-19 05:06:20
          What's the difference between a blackbird? by moddermonster2004-05-19 05:08:10
            Three herrings... by moddermonster2004-05-19 05:12:38
              What's invisible and smells like rabbit? by moddermonster2004-05-19 05:14:51
                Core dumped, stand by while rebooting brain... (n/t) by moddermonster2004-05-19 05:15:34
  What is brown and sounds like a bell?? by Her Geekship2004-05-19 04:54:58
  What is green and not a frog ? by cokish2004-05-19 04:43:29
    Yeah, that's the kind of bad I was looking for (n/t) by dodrian2004-05-19 06:42:42
    What is not green and a frog? by pas512004-05-19 04:55:51
      Before or after the blender? (n/t) by scissors2004-05-19 05:39:48
        Eh? by pas512004-05-19 05:57:31
          Depends ... by chrisP2004-05-19 06:04:15
            That is precisely the point. (n/t) by pas512004-05-19 06:05:32
              Heard the joke about the pencil? by mwq2004-05-19 08:48:45
              Uhm, yes. by chrisP2004-05-19 06:31:42
    *screams with laughter* by Her Geekship2004-05-19 04:52:17
  WHY by Bastetsmuse2004-05-19 04:42:15
    What do you call a cow with 2 legs? by rorajoey2004-05-19 15:56:34
      What do you call a cow with no legs? by rorajoey2004-05-19 15:56:51
        What do you call a woman... by rorajoey2004-05-19 15:57:31
          What do you call her in Japan? by rorajoey2004-05-19 15:57:46
            How do you catch a bear? by rorajoey2004-05-19 15:59:54
              How do you catch a polar bear? by rorajoey2004-05-19 16:00:29
                Why do female elephants paint their toenails red? by rorajoey2004-05-19 16:02:58
                  What do you call a man with no arms & no legs... by rorajoey2004-05-19 16:07:43
                    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? by rorajoey2004-05-19 16:08:00
                      How did Tarzan die? by rorajoey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  what is small, black, lives on the meadow and... by chaotic2004-05-19 04:39:24
    what is green and turns red when you push the by chaotic2004-05-19 04:40:49
  What's blue and fluffy by treehugger2004-05-19 04:17:47
  What's black, white, black,... by trystean2004-05-19 04:16:51
    what's white, black, white, black, brown, black.. by Gargravarr2004-05-19 04:44:53
  Why did the rooster cross the road? by AshyRaine2004-05-19 04:14:17
  What's black and blue? by pas512004-05-19 04:10:42
*feeling sorry for herself* by Mysmask2004-05-19 04:06:22
  Update by Mysmask2004-05-19 08:37:38
  *fixes Mysmask some chicken soup* by esbita2004-05-19 07:38:38
  {{{Mymask}}} by Nightwind2004-05-19 04:51:20
  Random Cartoon by Costas2004-05-19 04:11:00
    Ouch... by Costas2004-05-19 04:17:04
Has anyone got any ideas... by Her Geekship2004-05-19 04:03:08
  Pick any mirror of the hackers dictionary by Nightwind2004-05-19 04:54:45
  Random Cartoon by Costas2004-05-19 04:18:28
    Oh.. really good idea.. by Her Geekship2004-05-19 04:24:38
  Play frac! (n/t) by arachn1d2004-05-19 04:17:31
  I you are bored you might like to go ... by Medentic2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A small selection from the bookmarks: by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Isn't just a web comic... by AshyRaine2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Wrong URL by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
      yeah, that one ^_^ by AshyRaine2004-05-19 04:16:55
        What is this "newspaper" you speak of? (n/t) by airborneric2004-05-19 06:02:18
    hmm, that link doesn't appear to work right by AshyRaine2004-05-19 04:12:02
Welcome to LOGD by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Realy? by mwq2004-05-19 12:38:17
    No I'm not :P by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ooops, forgot about that one. (n/t) by Bellator2004-05-19 12:46:25
  personal adds are up by Nightwind2006-11-19 12:55:59
first msg from a FreeBSD Box i installed by TheRaven2004-05-19 03:48:08
  You will get used to it. :-) by ideur2004-05-19 03:51:39
    it is not a etc by TheRaven2004-05-19 04:10:06
      Slow? What kind of crack are you smoking? by DarthSane2004-05-19 05:43:25
      I'm using FreeBSD as webserver by ideur2004-05-19 04:56:02
        i still think by TheRaven2004-05-19 05:14:22
          Nah... by microchip2004-05-19 07:31:20
          Good for you by ideur2004-05-19 05:47:34
Oh, for a proper RDBMS... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 02:56:25
  and now I need a button on my mouse... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 03:32:34
    It's on your keyboard. by aix tom2004-05-19 03:49:17
      sadly, due to the variable ranges... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 03:50:09
        If you don't want to mouse, you might want to by ErniePi2004-05-19 04:04:02
          It gets silly. by mcnutcase2004-05-19 04:18:55
  ARGHHHHHHH....... by McGowan2004-05-19 02:58:56
    Yes, but when working with multidimensional data by mcnutcase2004-05-19 03:02:15
      I don't see you appologising! by McGowan2004-05-19 03:04:31
        well... think of like this... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 03:10:56
          Sounds painful! (n/t) by McGowan2004-05-19 03:13:25
            I have worked out that it's a bit easier... by mcnutcase2004-05-19 03:15:46
          bah... where'd the "it" go? (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-19 03:11:25
Ah, and more news. by Bastetsmuse2004-05-19 02:32:44
  What is going on in your life?? by Her Geekship2004-05-19 02:35:44
    a few different things by Bastetsmuse2004-05-19 02:49:04
      Yes, you are right, I DID ask.. by Her Geekship2004-05-19 03:20:05
        I'd advise a more cautious course of action. by skeptic2004-05-19 03:34:36
          I concur. He may be transitioning from being a by NOLAWitch2004-05-19 05:25:23
            At least, not without 'intervention' by kelli2172004-05-19 10:26:02
        Ditto {{{Bastetsmuse}}} (n/t) by demonhedge2004-05-19 03:24:41
      *brings the blue snuggle blankie* by treehugger2004-05-19 03:00:25
        thanks, everybody.... by Bastetsmuse2004-05-19 04:41:30
New ICQ lite thing.. by Her Geekship2004-05-19 02:25:10
  Have you tried ICQ2Go? by crash_2004-05-19 05:13:52
  Help is on the way..... by Electric Storm2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ancient by gristle2004-05-19 11:39:26
    ELECTRIC I LOVE YOU!!! :) (n/t) by Her Geekship2004-05-19 03:22:23
    or trillian by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I think I need to make a new download by Mysmask2004-05-19 04:02:52
        Mine was too by Spisefisken2004-05-19 04:12:21
          yeah. 0.74 went extremely borky on by stacato2004-05-19 04:14:05
            Wait. You paid for it because the free version... by Ravenlock2004-05-19 05:59:38
              it sounds odd, but it's true by plblark2004-05-19 09:07:11
G'night all! by Electric Storm2004-05-19 02:21:18
New Job by Bastetsmuse2004-05-19 02:17:55
  Oh because you just realised that by McGowan2004-05-19 02:23:03
  You mich have Goal Achieved Depression by treehugger2004-05-19 02:22:06
    McGowan, Treehugger by Bastetsmuse2004-05-19 02:30:34
      *gives warm fuzzies and hugs* by treehugger2004-05-19 02:35:08
        Treehugger! Absolutely not! (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2004-05-19 02:49:48
    Bah! Mich = might (n/t) by treehugger2004-05-19 02:22:21
  Congrats! (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-05-19 02:19:26
Every morning when I wake up by McGowan2004-05-19 02:02:49
  6,000,000,000 : 1 odds... by FurBearnTrout2004-05-19 02:34:36
    Yeah I figure if someone as insignificant as me by McGowan2004-05-19 02:48:34
  Before I put on my make up (n/t) by treehugger2004-05-19 02:03:31
    I say a little prayer for you... (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-05-19 02:07:11
      You have encountered a Karaoke Singer by skeptic2004-05-19 02:11:26
        You counter with "dance-like-yer-dad" by treehugger2004-05-19 02:12:42
          ... to the tune of 'D'ye ken John Peel?' by pas512004-05-19 03:06:52
          *snicker* (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-05-19 02:16:23
Is it Tuesday yet? Where is Tuesdays Writing ??? (n/t) by klaranth2004-05-19 01:39:58
  Did you look in yesterdays board? by ideur2004-05-19 01:46:16
  it's already wednesday by chaotic2004-05-19 01:44:11
  Sleeping. (n/t) by Arivia2004-05-19 01:43:22
    Oh. by klaranth2004-05-19 02:51:20
Hey, Naruki, by LionsPhil2004-05-19 01:38:24
  It's for the children... by Naruki2004-05-19 07:34:03
    My brain uptime is currently ~18 hours, now, by LionsPhil2004-05-19 15:37:50
      Nope. by Naruki2004-05-19 18:34:09
ATTN: Atkins UFies by spiritfire2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Me thinks you forgot an </a> ... by Medentic2004-05-19 03:41:13
    No, I didn't. Link works fine from here. by spiritfire2004-05-19 07:43:30
      Thanks, but still you lost a </a> ... by Medentic2004-05-19 15:04:18
  Another person making a buck by LionsPhil2004-05-19 03:22:39
    How is anyone making a buck? (n/t) by spiritfire2004-05-19 07:44:11
      Write that article for free, did they? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-05-19 16:19:24
      Other than people selling "Atkins-friendly" foods? (n/t) by Spud312004-05-19 09:39:39
ATTN: Folding @home gurus by Celticess2004-05-19 00:31:00
  sounds more like a hardware problem by cokish2004-05-19 03:15:54
    the side pannel is off by Celticess2004-05-19 13:19:57
    well, that doesn't always work though by stacato2004-05-19 04:12:33
  same here by stacato2004-05-19 01:42:58
    Well when I notice the heat get very high by Celticess2004-05-19 13:24:01
The UF 2-a-month photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
The spammers didn't win after all. by skeptic2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hooray! by System Breaker2004-05-19 02:44:53
    He'll get something by Morely2006-11-19 12:55:59
    No real guillotines any more by scissors2004-05-19 03:39:12
  This is making me nervous by dodrian2004-05-19 00:58:26
    Why don't you try reading what you agree to? by skeptic2004-05-19 01:08:51
    If it doesn't ask for a credit card, you did good (n/t) by hooray4nsa2004-05-19 01:06:07
  Hoody Hoo! (n/t) by retiqlum22004-05-19 00:51:31
Nice South African plug by rooijan2004-05-19 00:20:56
  Nice South African plug by ulinsky2004-05-19 01:27:44
  Yeah let the Tokoloshe get Bill >:> (n/t) by DragonLady2004-05-19 00:24:53
  At Least Till Someone Bags Bill... (n/t) by hooray4nsa2004-05-19 00:22:32
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-05-19 00:10:01
  Sahapth by McGowan2004-05-19 03:12:38
Why not Darl McBride? by golem2004-05-19 00:08:40
  McBride to shoot Bill? Nah, don't think so (n/t) by scissors2004-05-19 01:58:06
  He's lower down the list (n/t) by TheGM2004-05-19 01:06:09
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  preparing to drive home by ParityBit2004-05-19 03:36:32
  proper attire by Bastetsmuse2004-05-19 02:14:40
    He's asleep now, by treehugger2004-05-19 02:23:07
  Good morning, everyone by Costas2004-05-19 01:39:52
    *serves* by Arivia2004-05-19 01:49:42
      I'll watch for customers for a while dear! (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-05-19 01:54:52
  *Runs in* by SaleGamine2004-05-19 01:30:13
    *hugs quad* by treehugger2004-05-19 01:45:19
    *weakly waves* by Arivia2004-05-19 01:31:34
      *wraps in snuggle blankie* by treehugger2004-05-19 01:46:08
        That's a...vety...good..idea.. by Arivia2004-05-19 01:51:01
  shorty, please bring more chocolate chips cookies! by chaotic2004-05-19 01:19:30
  {{{Ufies}}} by Electric Storm2004-05-19 00:59:33
    What kind? by Arivia2004-05-19 01:01:49
      Unlike others... by Electric Storm2004-05-19 01:06:36
        *rests head on table*q by Arivia2004-05-19 01:17:05
          *sips tea watching boats on the lake* by Electric Storm2004-05-19 01:31:19
            *thud* by Arivia2004-05-19 01:32:56
  I need a huge cold drink by treehugger2004-05-19 00:47:13
    *serves* by Arivia2004-05-19 00:50:17
      *drinks half of watery drink* by treehugger2004-05-19 00:51:00
        *stretches* by Arivia2004-05-19 00:57:13
          {{{Arivia}}} by treehugger2004-05-19 01:00:43
            Dammit, now Google is failing me. by Arivia2004-05-19 01:04:01
  *makes beeline for coffeepot* by mcnutcase2004-05-19 00:41:35
  *flys in* by TheRaven2004-05-19 00:41:02
    *serves coffee and water* by treehugger2004-05-19 00:52:38
      yeah blood would be good by TheRaven2004-05-19 00:55:41
        *serves caffeinated blood* by treehugger2004-05-19 00:59:34
          *enjoys* (n/t) by TheRaven2004-05-19 01:39:20
    Fairlu well. by Arivia2004-05-19 00:50:35
      i need blood (n/t) by TheRaven2004-05-19 00:56:37
        Um,, okay. by Arivia2004-05-19 01:05:41
  Shorty's off. by Arivia2004-05-19 00:40:46
  *Grabs a tankard of black as sin* by Bellator2004-05-19 00:32:31
    morning dear by Celticess2004-05-19 00:34:44
      morning dear by Bellator2004-05-19 00:39:43
    {{{Bellator}}} by shorty822004-05-19 00:33:44
      Thank you by Bellator2004-05-19 00:40:01
  Morning :) by syren2004-05-19 00:32:06
    Morning! by treehugger2004-05-19 00:50:11
    {{{syren}}} by shorty822004-05-19 00:33:16
      *Munches toast* by syren2004-05-19 00:41:44
  {{{Shorty}}} What's go good with Electronic music by hieraco2004-05-19 00:21:01
    I'm not sure... by shorty822004-05-19 00:23:41
      Sounds good. Keep the muffin plain and the tea by hieraco2004-05-19 00:50:31
  Good Morning by noos2004-05-19 00:18:47
    Sure you can have a BAS! by shorty822004-05-19 00:21:43
      *drinks BAS* by noos2004-05-19 00:30:14
        You are welcome. by shorty822004-05-19 00:32:19
          I think a will call my dad by noos2004-05-19 00:41:25
            I've got food tomorrow by noos2004-05-19 01:34:27
  Morning!! by genocide782004-05-19 00:18:18
    *serves a big mug of BAS* by shorty822004-05-19 00:20:33
  Good morning! by chaotic2004-05-19 00:15:17
    {{{chaotic}}} by shorty822004-05-19 00:16:40
      Thanks *sips juice* by chaotic2004-05-19 00:32:37
        Sorry, by shorty822004-05-19 00:35:27
          *takes chocolate chip cookies* by chaotic2004-05-19 00:50:07
          MmMm chocolate chip cookies by treehugger2004-05-19 00:47:47
            don't steal my cookies! by chaotic2004-05-19 00:51:20
              Stealing's more fun! by treehugger2004-05-19 00:52:01
                but stealing is not fair! by chaotic2004-05-19 01:07:19
                  Hot and sunny here by treehugger2004-05-19 01:09:00
                    not so hot and sunny but a nice spring day here. by chaotic2004-05-19 01:14:02
                      *catches* by Arivia2004-05-19 01:15:15
ROFLMAO! by DaNutBall2004-05-19 00:01:45
  For great justice! (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-19 04:54:53
  Yes, but is it EVIL?? (n/t) by FurBearnTrout2004-05-19 02:01:23
  But would Bill's follow up be better or worse? by klaranth2004-05-19 00:12:09
    Bill's follow-up IS worse already by scissors2004-05-19 02:06:12
Translations by Nea2004-05-19 00:01:01
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-05-19 11:41:48
  Latin by Matthewdba2004-05-19 10:01:51
  Esperanto by goulo2004-05-19 00:23:05
  German / Deutsch (top thread) (n/t) by Farmer2004-05-19 00:02:31
    Hessisch by Thurog2004-05-19 08:38:35
    Saarlännisch vom Lurker by lurker692004-05-19 04:40:37
      Dankeschön by chaotic2004-05-19 07:14:31
    by UnFair by UnFair2004-05-19 01:02:36
    by Farmer by Farmer2004-05-19 00:23:45
    by diGriz by diGriz2004-05-19 00:09:51
      Hinweis by Farmer2004-05-19 00:28:20
        Nun, ich dachte an "Running Man"... by diGriz2004-05-19 00:30:19
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Here it goes.. by sloth_guy2004-05-19 16:19:42
  Don't tell anyone I said this, but... by rorajoey2004-05-19 16:14:37
  Write a wise saying by mwq2004-05-19 10:24:48
  If your boss tells you to take a drug test... by SenexSalax2004-05-19 09:12:16
  Kilroy was here. (n/t) by dickh2004-05-19 08:09:00
  Aw man, I forgot my name! by SnappingTurtle2004-05-19 06:39:28
    Aw man, I don't even have one! (n/t) by IByte2004-05-19 13:01:48
  We are born naked wet and hungry. Then things get by DarthSane2004-05-19 05:35:30
  Mickey's brother Nonny is illiterate. by cyrek2004-05-19 05:22:10
  Life is a sexually transmitted disease (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-05-19 04:22:33
    The #1 cause of death in the world is Life. (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-19 04:54:30
    Mortality is inherited. (n/t) by pas512004-05-19 04:36:44
  Free $whoever ... by dagna2004-05-19 04:15:34
  Man, that guy must earn a fortune in royalties. (n/t) by pas512004-05-19 03:08:10
  Jesus Saves! but Owen scores on the rebound (n/t) by treehugger2004-05-19 01:54:10
    Always liked this one: by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Jesus saves with $bank! (n/t) by pas512004-05-19 04:24:22
    Jesus Saves! But $player gets the rebound, by pica2004-05-19 02:01:55
    Or from /. a while back.. by Arivia2004-05-19 01:55:52
  Free the M25 (n/t) by treehugger2004-05-19 01:51:18
    "Nicely rotted horse manure. Last before M6." by pas512004-05-19 02:07:51
  From the toilet wall by pica2004-05-19 01:37:45
  Popeye, by Voltigeur2004-05-19 01:06:57
  Ok, I think of something. by aix tom2004-05-19 01:03:38
    That is a tricky question by Spisefisken2004-05-19 01:36:25
      You forgot one "c" in zucchini! z-u-C-c-h-i-n-i (n/t) by chaotic2004-05-19 02:00:34
        That's not quite the point... by vyrus2004-05-19 02:22:52
          ok, you're right (n/t) by chaotic2004-05-19 02:42:48
    Zucchini. by Arivia2004-05-19 01:04:41
      Yes, Zucchini is the right spelling. (n/t) by chaotic2004-05-19 01:10:17
        I thought... by diGriz2004-05-19 01:16:08
          *groan* (n/t) by ErniePi2004-05-19 01:38:27
            Torri, Zucchini, what's the difference. ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2004-05-19 01:44:22
  something (n/t) by anonymous12004-05-19 00:15:51
  I would, but by niwikki2004-05-19 00:11:19
  Don't let people drive you crazy by IByte2004-05-19 00:07:53
  From Anonymous - - - - - - - - - - - by hieraco2004-05-19 00:03:40
    More anonymous toilet humor... by SenexSalax2004-05-19 09:21:36
    From the Erlangen university toilets by moddermonster2004-05-19 02:15:51
  um... rather not actually... by DaNutBall2004-05-19 00:02:30
  3 Smart Fellas by hooray4nsa2004-05-19 00:01:49
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It´s not nearly and of this week and... by Medentic2004-05-19 04:05:04
    You're not the only one. by Arivia2004-05-19 05:55:33
      I'm still ill by chaotic2004-05-19 07:15:51

 

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