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Cartoon for May 18, 2004
Strip for May 18, 2004
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I'm clean!! by PJM2004-05-19 04:34:19
Now that I'm done with that dratted poster... by lucidpsyche2004-05-18 23:53:12
Im BORED :P by DragonLady2004-05-18 23:31:18
  mmmmmmm starburst (n/t) by purplepineapple2004-05-18 23:47:58
    mmm would prefer ? fruitbombs? by DragonLady2004-05-19 00:00:07
  Starburst Babies? by Arivia2004-05-18 23:42:47
    I think it's like jelly babies by Celticess2004-05-18 23:47:43
  please give me some of that bored by Celticess2004-05-18 23:39:57
  Think of the problems if it turned out wrong... (n/t) by MrTrick2004-05-18 23:36:57
    hmmm .. not many at this stage by DragonLady2004-05-18 23:45:42
Attn: Shorty82 by SaleGamine2004-05-18 23:28:27
  Sure thing, SG by shorty822004-05-18 23:54:50
  Well... by Arivia2004-05-18 23:33:56
Attn Clutter Squad by schwing12004-05-18 23:04:45
  My bad, the only one I had was NOT Modded (n/t) by schwing12004-05-18 23:09:22
Guess Where? by snArl2004-05-18 22:27:48
  What on earth for? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-18 22:52:04
    Some sorta odd pride in it, I guess. by Adiplomat2004-05-18 22:55:28
      hmm I just had to look up what that ment again by Celticess2004-05-18 23:18:59
        I've got that shirt! by snArl2004-05-19 00:00:16
          no that doesn't bother me by Celticess2004-05-19 00:03:10
        I can't understand why the need to... by retiqlum22004-05-18 23:56:57
Attn: Atkins Diet UFies by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ok.... some help please by purplepineapple2004-05-18 23:47:19
    Carbs are sugars and starches. by retiqlum22004-05-18 23:54:40
  low carbing by Bastetsmuse2004-05-18 22:46:08
    Same here, to lesser extent by Control2004-05-18 23:25:49
  south beach by Nightwind2004-05-18 22:32:10
From bbspot: by MrTrick2004-05-18 22:02:18
Ewww. by MrTrick2004-05-18 21:55:04
Schools shouldn't make students work after APs. by lucidpsyche2004-05-18 21:54:49
  {{{lucidpsyche}}} by shorty822004-05-18 21:55:54
LotGD *spoilers* FUll day... by Nightwind2004-05-18 21:44:39
  btw for those on upper levels by Celticess2004-05-18 23:22:19
  also... by imperito2004-05-18 21:53:04
    I've been dead at level 1 by Nightwind2004-05-18 21:55:48
      precisely. by imperito2004-05-18 21:59:01
        not sure about hauntings by Nightwind2004-05-18 22:03:47
          well by niwikki2004-05-18 22:16:02
            i'm very carefully tweeked by Nightwind2004-05-18 22:24:07
              yes, by niwikki2004-05-18 23:40:25
  you know stealing from the church in the game by Celticess2004-05-18 21:46:50
    stoped giving me spells by Nightwind2004-05-18 21:51:06
    Its luck. by imperito2004-05-18 21:50:19
      well I have got in 3 times and it says by Celticess2004-05-18 23:20:02
The official Non-Sober thread by corsicagt2004-05-18 21:24:08
  Wasted, but still able to type correctly... by NuclearWinter2004-05-18 23:11:42
  I not am by schwing12004-05-18 22:46:11
  Sorry by snArl2004-05-18 22:20:47
  Yup, just a hair tipsy. by williamashbless2004-05-18 22:17:47
  Tee-totalled and dead-silent. by themadkansan2004-05-18 21:31:16
    (((HUG))) by corsicagt2004-05-18 21:34:35
      Think I just need to go to bed. by themadkansan2004-05-18 21:41:50
        I know the feeling buddy! by corsicagt2004-05-18 21:43:26
...My amplifier just died. :'( by themadkansan2004-05-18 20:59:58
  Mine died last night by Tawnos2004-05-19 10:49:08
  ...and now I just broke my favorite tumbler. by themadkansan2004-05-18 21:47:19
    'night! -hugs- (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-05-18 22:01:42
    G'Night! by shorty822004-05-18 21:50:27
    Night. (n/t) by Arivia2004-05-18 21:50:08
  Sucks to be you by JMoon5FTM2004-05-18 21:42:34
  I have a pair of by hadji2004-05-18 21:26:33
    No worries. I'll scrounge something up tomorrow. by themadkansan2004-05-18 21:30:18
      It's an open offer if you change your mind. by hadji2004-05-18 21:31:54
  Sorry about that. You should give it a Viking by plucky2004-05-18 21:13:06
    It's a boat anchor now. :( by themadkansan2004-05-18 21:15:37
  Poor mad kansan... by Arivia2004-05-18 21:07:46
    Sound card was plugged into the amp. by themadkansan2004-05-18 21:10:04
      Studio? by Arivia2004-05-18 21:12:06
        Just studio monitors, not studio. by themadkansan2004-05-18 21:14:32
  if the silence is too much, headphones... (n/t) by Nightwind2004-05-18 21:06:33
    Headphones have the big plug on them. by themadkansan2004-05-18 21:07:59
      sounds like a trip to the store by Nightwind2004-05-18 21:17:22
        Or an adaptor (n/t) by shorty822004-05-18 21:18:46
          I have exactly... $.23 in my pocket. by themadkansan2004-05-18 21:19:55
            OWWW! by shorty822004-05-18 21:20:52
              Tell me about it. by themadkansan2004-05-18 21:22:13
                Ow. by Arivia2004-05-18 21:24:40
                  I usually get freebies at work. by themadkansan2004-05-18 21:27:45
  dearly beloved we are here... by kahuana2004-05-18 21:04:08
  I feel no sympathy. by shorty822004-05-18 21:03:59
    Is what was powering my computer speakers. by themadkansan2004-05-18 21:05:18
      I'm sorry to hear that, by shorty822004-05-18 21:07:59
And miles to sleep before I go. by tnglives2004-05-18 20:39:56
Re: breakning up by Nightwind2004-05-18 20:26:41
  Read "counceler" as "cucumber". I have problems. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-18 20:28:48
    Yeah. Maybe you should see a cucumber about that. by hadji2004-05-18 21:15:51
Invoke [jevin] by webishop2004-05-18 19:40:37
The touching story, now for sale on eBay by watsondog2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ebay is getting *way* out of control by asayogure2004-05-18 19:52:44
Job searching is depressing. by silvermoon822004-05-18 19:07:38
Any experience with VMware? by hadji2004-05-18 18:42:43
  Either you can use a virtual disk (read file(s)) by airRaid52004-05-18 20:15:27
  It is an app that you run in the "host" os by blindman2004-05-18 19:14:24
    I tried that by hadji2004-05-18 20:23:32
  It isn't like a dual boot- by rshepard2004-05-18 19:01:38
eh by Celticess2004-05-18 18:39:58
For guys with poor aim: by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I've never understood the desire... by mcnutcase2004-05-18 23:55:25
  No, teaching would be running a current thru by Adiplomat2004-05-18 23:00:35
  And who's to sat that would stop them? by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 20:02:09
    8. PROFIT!! (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-18 20:29:10
      That would be be great! I'd drink water all day... by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 20:30:42
    s/sat/say/ (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 20:02:22
  guys with bad aim ... by wiredprogrammer2004-05-18 19:08:28
  erm sometimes it's not aim by Celticess2004-05-18 18:34:59
    Not just that, it's also splashback by SnArL2004-05-18 18:53:18
      what we dont understand .. by DragonLady2004-05-18 18:57:17
        I don't understand that either by SnArL2004-05-18 19:00:00
          well in a home with multiple males you get by Celticess2004-05-18 19:02:23
      oh no I understand that part by Celticess2004-05-18 18:56:00
  what, in case it overflows? ; ) (n/t) by rlundy2004-05-18 18:33:08
  Temperature doesn't concern me by DesertRat662004-05-18 18:32:23
  Well, it's ice cold, of course. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 18:32:09
  But the worst offenders by Egaeus2004-05-18 18:32:01
  I'll teach them... by evilsysadmin2004-05-18 18:27:55
Attn: Pic by Dad2TZK2004-05-18 18:04:57
You have encountered Romulan by Spud312004-05-18 17:20:48
  know what cracked me and DaNutBall up yesterday? by Celticess2004-05-18 18:09:04
    uhoh... you SURE you want people to know by DaNutBall2004-05-18 22:44:18
      but he's my Viking Teddybear by Celticess2004-05-18 23:23:25
what happens when by lord_dolphin2004-05-18 17:19:21
  Call the pros! by LenTheLurker2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What kind of jelly do you like? by SnArL2004-05-18 18:42:08
  umm question by Celticess2004-05-18 18:06:21
    all the other important stuff is backed up onto by lord_dolphin2004-05-18 19:31:07
    Er by Arachn1d2004-05-18 18:42:26
      yes and no by lord_dolphin2004-05-18 19:32:51
        I wouldn't trust tape media. by kahuana2004-05-18 20:51:06
          yes by Celticess2004-05-18 22:01:58
      yes and tape is a recordable media by Celticess2004-05-18 18:54:16
        Problem with removable drives by Arachn1d2004-05-18 19:14:47
        The Shark is the IBM ESS by SnArL2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Can't tell you how many times I've heard by SnArL2004-05-18 18:38:11
      isn't that a bad approach tho? by Celticess2004-05-18 18:41:43
        Exactly by SnArL2004-05-18 18:48:54
          Doesn't help you if the building burns down either (n/t) by Arachn1d2004-05-18 19:15:22
            that's what offsite backup storage is for... by Nightwind2004-05-18 22:00:31
  If the data is that critical by glitch2004-05-18 17:42:50
  Also depends on failures.... by whoami2004-05-18 17:41:04
    Don't you need a clean room? by glitch2004-05-18 17:43:32
      No by Arachn1d2004-05-18 17:46:25
  Depends on the RAID level by Arachn1d2004-05-18 17:23:24
can anyone reccommend a good video editor? by pseudonihm2004-05-18 17:06:17
  which operating system? by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ok found some free ones for windows by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Try VirtualDub by killster2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Sweet, thanks! by pseudonihm2004-05-18 17:26:51
w:et game on, and physics question... by imperito2004-05-18 16:16:34
  Sure, assuming pointlike rifleynade by Llyr2004-05-18 17:49:00
  Is the game's physics engine really that accurate? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-18 16:50:08
  we DO have the game on, btw... by imperito2004-05-18 16:42:17
    *whimpers* by MrTrick2004-05-18 16:50:40
  Probably not... by MrTrick2004-05-18 16:36:00
  Well by Pic2004-05-18 16:21:47
  yes assuming no energy is lost by diorama2004-05-18 16:18:10
    Also... by YakkoWarner2004-05-18 16:26:24
    Its a very nearly elastic collision I would think by imperito2004-05-18 16:23:28
      I think it's related to the angle the nade hits by Pic2004-05-18 16:26:04
    Also assuming you fired it at a by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 16:22:21
      Discounting the vertical component by imperito2004-05-18 16:25:17
    It's actually a collision issue by DaNutBall2004-05-18 16:21:30
Now THIS is a prank! by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  wheeeeeeeeeeeee! by asayogure2004-05-18 19:57:58
  So it has happened by eeke42eeke2004-05-18 19:03:00
  *snort*... fair enough. (n/t) by MrTrick2004-05-18 16:38:03
Yeaaaa! by SnArL2004-05-18 15:56:43
  hey there Snarl, can I get you to email me by nawft2004-05-18 16:03:28
    Okey-dokey (n/t) by SnArL2004-05-18 17:09:09
      You're awfully cheery for someone with a chunk of by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 17:48:53
        It stopped bleeding today by SnArL2004-05-18 18:23:58
          That's a GOOD reason to be cheery! by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 18:33:34
          it took that long to stop? yeowch by Celticess2004-05-18 18:32:48
            It HURT like a M*****F***** by SnArL2004-05-18 19:13:05
              question by Celticess2004-05-18 23:24:32
                There's no real reason to by snArl2004-05-19 07:22:26
        :) by Celticess2004-05-18 17:50:17
          <AustrianAccent>Want to watch me pump some iron? by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 18:57:32
            why am I now thinking that song: by Celticess2004-05-18 19:03:21
              Because I am the Queen of Earworms! by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 20:02:16
Buy more L.L. Bean... by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
  From where are the pop-ups coming? by YakkoWarner2004-05-18 16:04:26
    Gator's HQ should be razed. by nin_man2004-05-18 16:10:47
  VERY good people. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 15:56:16
Clocking Time Wasted in Messenger by ralph2004-05-18 15:31:10
  <plug type="shameless"> by Arachn1d2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Looks Good by ralph2004-05-18 17:57:55
  I guess it would be fairly easy to knock one up by MrTrick2004-05-18 16:41:55
    Alas I'm no windows programmer either (n/t) by ralph2004-05-18 17:59:04
This disturbeth me. Doth it disturbeth you? by GuyMontag2006-11-19 12:55:59
  [sigh] by asayogure2004-05-18 20:05:28
  I don't know about the details of the people, by retiqlum22004-05-18 15:59:40
  Not sure on the article, but by bwkaz2004-05-18 15:39:30
    Get Opera. by Naruki2004-05-18 15:40:38
    And watch out for popups if you don't block them ( (n/t) by bwkaz2004-05-18 15:40:13
  It definitely sounds scary. by Naruki2004-05-18 15:37:33
    True it is. by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hoo boy by Matthewdba2004-05-18 16:06:41
    I'm not certain yet. by GuyMontag2004-05-18 15:49:40
Sweet! by Llyr2004-05-18 15:24:21
  Whoa! by Llyr2004-05-18 15:48:33
    damn! by noose2004-05-18 15:50:53
      So I should just like, by Llyr2004-05-18 15:57:28
        yeah, its gonna be hella bodacious by noose2004-05-18 16:20:25
  *sigh* by Ston2004-05-18 15:41:16
    Maybe I'll buy you a ticket. by Llyr2004-05-18 15:42:11
      Actually, I don't know by Ston2004-05-18 15:56:55
        $26-$36. by Llyr2004-05-18 15:57:48
          Don't worry about it by Ston2004-05-18 16:14:46
            Correction: It's NEXT friday by Llyr2004-05-18 18:24:18
  do you realize... by noose2004-05-18 15:30:18
    Heh. by Llyr2004-05-18 15:31:34
      oh yeah, i forgot the innocence part by noose2004-05-18 15:36:33
        I don't like Journey. by Llyr2004-05-18 15:37:55
          thats what im talkin about by noose2004-05-18 15:41:47
            is dweebo == lawrence gowan? by spiffikins2004-05-18 16:10:28
              wait wait wait wait wait wait wait by noose2004-05-18 16:22:55
                k, now i'm confused :) (n/t) by spiffikins2004-05-18 16:46:26
            but aside from all that by noose2004-05-18 15:42:52
              ... do you feeeeel... (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-18 15:48:48
                ... like i dooo... (n/t) by noose2004-05-18 15:52:00
Star Trek: Enterprise renewed for another season. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *does happy dance* by kahuana2004-05-18 20:36:35
  I hate the current Star Trek... by asayogure2004-05-18 20:10:29
  I haven't seen it since the pilot. by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-18 17:40:27
    yes and no by Celticess2004-05-18 18:48:11
  If mediocrity was good enough for the original, by LurkerMo2004-05-18 16:20:14
  No I don't feel that way by Celticess2004-05-18 15:34:52
  I am very happy to see that by donldson2004-05-18 15:33:59
  I like it by Bellator2004-05-18 15:33:49
    DS9 by Celticess2004-05-18 15:36:07
      I liked DS9 by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-18 17:39:31
  I like it. by Naruki2004-05-18 15:28:04
    "Whacky?" by tnglives2004-05-18 15:30:43
      And I thought by Egaeus2004-05-18 18:34:25
  I wouldn't say "mediocrity" by Llyr2004-05-18 15:27:45
  OH turd. by subbywan2004-05-18 15:26:43
Oh, I am *so* going to hell for this... by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Heh. Funny. I asked it to translate Shakespeare. by asayogure2004-05-18 20:22:02
  ALAS POR WORLD WUT TREASURE HAST THOU LOST1!1!111 (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2004-05-18 17:23:48
  Uh... FYOS? by gblues2004-05-18 16:13:53
    It has passed muster in the past by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 18:21:29
      yea note the by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Heh. Checked the page out by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 18:45:32
          LOL, really? (n/t) by asayogure2004-05-18 20:24:04
  Oh yes you are. by krikkert2004-05-18 15:47:54
    So what are the other 3 missing commandments? by DaNutBall2004-05-18 16:00:28
      Let's see.. by krikkert2004-05-18 16:08:39
        You had me going there... by DaNutBall2004-05-18 16:16:51
          All right, you want the God-ish version. by krikkert2004-05-18 16:35:04
            Oh ... much better [waggles eyebrows] (n/t) by asayogure2004-05-18 20:23:13
  SAY HALALUJAH MEN BROTH3R11!1!! WTF LOL by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 15:46:09
  YES, YOU ARE!!!. OMG!!! LOL!!! WTF!!! (n/t) by retiqlum22004-05-18 15:30:47
Awww, poor Rumsfeld by Illiad2004-05-18 15:17:10
  They're all douchebags. by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 15:21:41
    OK, I was in a hurry. Impeached was the wrong word by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 17:48:02
      Why impeach someone when a by webishop2004-05-18 19:45:10
    "impeached" right? ;-) (n/t) by HeyRef2004-05-18 16:07:06
    That's actually quite the funny word. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-18 15:22:36
  *punches ballot for Kerry* by DaNutBall2004-05-18 15:20:35
    You didn't punch the ballot hard enough by raptor_872004-05-18 15:36:36
      I'm not in Florida by DaNutBall2004-05-18 15:58:51
        Then don't punch your ballot by raptor_872004-05-18 16:10:50
Honey, you did WHAT? by sofaspud2004-05-18 14:51:04
  I initially read that as "incapitate" by gblues2004-05-18 16:24:19
  My SO doesn't know any specific martial art. by Illiad2004-05-18 15:20:44
    A Spanish temper?!?! by shorty822004-05-18 19:20:32
    I thought "Ho-down" was the ghetto martial art?? (n/t) by subbywan2004-05-18 17:26:36
  Nice CGI :) (n/t) by huitzilopochtli2004-05-18 15:13:31
  My wife by gregg_hughes2004-05-18 15:01:27
    I hear ya by sofaspud2004-05-18 15:06:14
  maybe she knows the Vulcan death squeeze? (n/t) by Gargravarr2004-05-18 14:57:49
    What's halfway between the Vulcan by gregg_hughes2004-05-18 15:02:49
    Uh, Vulcans haven't used that in a few K years :) by subbywan2004-05-18 15:01:03
    that would be the "Vulcan nerve pinch" (n/t) jeez. by maximumbob2004-05-18 15:00:00
      "What the he[ck] do you think you're doing?" by gblues2004-05-18 16:27:15
      I dunno about Vulcan, but yeah. by sofaspud2004-05-18 15:02:39
        Wrist lock/nerve pinch? by Ston2004-05-18 15:35:21
        oh yeah ... very sensitivate area if you grab it by subbywan2004-05-18 15:07:49
          Many, many years ago... by Naruki2004-05-18 15:22:56
  You've been warned by Merlin2004-05-18 14:55:43
For the Millenium junkies amongst us by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
Trying to prevent a misunderstanding by Sieldan2004-05-18 13:54:19
  It definitely sounds like by LurkerMo2004-05-18 14:31:43
    More info: by Sieldan2004-05-18 14:45:32
  F4 it, sent anyway. by Sieldan2004-05-18 14:07:08
    Heh. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 14:13:57
      Thanks by Sieldan2004-05-18 14:19:43
        Same backacha. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 14:39:00
Anyone up for ET? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-05-18 13:49:54
  Wish I could. by shorty822004-05-18 14:08:45
  Probably about 1700 UF Time by DesertRat662004-05-18 14:05:52
I see Paris, I see Troy... by rorajoey2004-05-18 13:49:27
  I see Almonds got Joy by Celticess2004-05-18 14:49:44
  I see Paris by Lis772004-05-18 14:02:34
  So how was Troy? by Winsmith2004-05-18 13:50:54
    I posted my opinion by hadji2004-05-18 14:16:45
    Long and har- by nin_man2004-05-18 14:07:42
My very own tech-support incident! by tomisaac2004-05-18 13:40:06
  Had a friend once ask me to come over to look at by asayogure2004-05-18 20:32:01
  The first and last time that happened by VCA2004-05-18 14:43:08
  ROFLMAO! by talon07202004-05-18 13:59:35
Attn: Wichita UFies.... by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 13:22:51
  Attn: thewrongcrowd by HeyRef2004-05-18 14:58:01
    Gotcha. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 15:03:38
  wish I could... by Nessalc2004-05-18 13:27:07
    Wichita here. by talon07202004-05-18 13:55:22
      Hey Talon... by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 14:41:53
    Maybe next time by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 13:30:48
ATTN: anyone with car tech knowledge by Farmer2004-05-18 12:58:22
  Thanks for all the answers! by Farmer2004-05-18 13:39:21
  car problems... by talasian2004-05-18 13:19:45
  If this is just some surface rust by JPaganel2004-05-18 13:18:35
  It likely is. by nin_man2004-05-18 13:16:23
  Heres what I think by FenderSRV22004-05-18 13:13:43
  Rusty rotor = not a problem by Sieldan2004-05-18 13:12:06
    out of round by talasian2004-05-18 13:23:52
      Or 44 inches tall in my case. by Sieldan2004-05-18 13:47:32
        I think that's about as tall as my daily driver by DesertRat662004-05-18 14:08:20
          See pics here: by Sieldan2004-05-18 14:12:22
            Interesting by DesertRat662004-05-18 14:18:53
              Well, that is just a playtoy by Sieldan2004-05-18 14:49:01
                nice ride (and cats) by talasian2004-05-18 15:31:51
                  Cats by P.Buttercup2004-05-18 16:28:01
  A-yes, B-no (n/t) by dals_rule2004-05-18 13:10:40
  not a car expert but I would think that the rust by techi8702004-05-18 13:10:13
From the inbox by diGriz2004-05-18 12:36:11
  I like it by Spisefisken2004-05-18 12:42:56
  get j00 butt online :) (n/t) by stacato2004-05-18 12:42:45
  hic! Thanks!! (n/t) by plblark2004-05-18 12:41:03
What are we reading these days? by voxwoman2004-05-18 12:31:34
  History, although in my case... by carl522004-05-18 16:31:24
  "Submerged" by mortaine2004-05-18 15:04:41
  The Kindness of Strangers, Kate Adie by purplepineapple2004-05-18 15:01:03
  Non fiction stuff by Celticess2004-05-18 14:51:33
  Im finishing Pattern Recognition by William Gibson by Bellator2004-05-18 14:25:56
  the princes of ireland by edward rutherfurd by dailator2004-05-18 14:13:11
    My best friend just loaned me that today. by Spud312004-05-18 14:20:42
    Ooh! by TechisSO2004-05-18 14:16:56
      only 1/4 of the way through by dailator2004-05-18 14:24:44
  Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them by gibuu2004-05-18 13:55:15
  Wild Cards: Aces High by Spud312004-05-18 13:50:23
  That Darcy, That Dancer, That Gentleman by pjm2004-05-18 13:49:04
  Try "Headcrash" by Bruce Bethke :) (n/t) by rorajoey2004-05-18 13:47:47
  The subtle Knife by Winsmith2004-05-18 13:47:44
  The French Executioner by TechisSO2004-05-18 13:41:25
  The Telecommunications Technologies Reference by VCA2004-05-18 13:37:38
  The Cat Who books by hyzenthlay2004-05-18 13:32:47
  Let's see... by Farmer2004-05-18 13:32:41
  Just finished Jennifer Government by AndyA2004-05-18 13:28:31
  RFC 2821 edited by J. Klensin (n/t) by Morely2004-05-18 13:24:18
  Star Diaries of Ijon Tichy by Stanislaw Lem by JPaganel2004-05-18 13:14:46
  Starship Trooper by Heinlein by Sieldan2004-05-18 13:13:53
  P. J. O'Rourke by HeyRef2004-05-18 13:04:07
  Lamb by Number_Six2004-05-18 13:03:18
  The Wreck of the 'River of Stars' by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 12:59:00
    a new goal to shoot for by voxwoman2004-05-18 13:09:27
      So far by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 13:17:47
  "Night Watch" - Terry Pratchett by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 12:51:33
    Same here. by hadji2004-05-18 13:18:34
    That one's one of my favorites by dodrian2004-05-18 12:52:53
      Woah, where did my brain go on that post? by dodrian2004-05-18 13:06:05
        Oh yes. by Winsmith2004-05-18 13:52:39
          "grammar" (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2004-05-18 14:35:34
      Yeah, I'd be hard pressed to pick just one as a by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 12:58:25
      Ditto. by skeptic2004-05-18 12:57:46
        I prefer the ones with Vimes by dodrian2004-05-18 13:02:47
          Haven't read Reaper Man. by hadji2004-05-18 13:20:19
  A translation of the Egyptian Book of the Dead by DarthSane2004-05-18 12:48:11
  The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen by ErniePi2004-05-18 12:48:09
  The list is currently standing at: by wheresthefish2004-05-18 12:44:08
  Red Rabbit, Tom Clancy n/t by RigbyReardon2004-05-18 12:43:29
  American Gods by BrainBug2004-05-18 12:38:12
    hey, wanna see lucy's t**s? by noose2004-05-18 16:24:51
    I liked it, too. by Spud312004-05-18 13:45:36
    really? I quite liked American Gods by voxwoman2004-05-18 12:47:51
      Hmmm... by BrainBug2004-05-18 13:13:16
        i could relate to shadow a lot by noose2004-05-18 14:47:42
  Just finished "Around the World in 80 Days" by tigermouse2004-05-18 12:38:00
  "The Witching Hour", Anne Rice (n/t) by Patch2004-05-18 12:36:45
    Just re-read the whole trilogy. Excellent books. by Spud312004-05-18 13:44:36
    It will make you long for New Orleans. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 12:52:37
      Oh no it won't :) by hyzenthlay2004-05-18 12:57:57
        So? Where is the problem? (n/t) by ideur2004-05-18 13:07:12
        You say that like it's a bad thing. ;) (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 13:00:51
          Well, humidity sure is! by hyzenthlay2004-05-18 14:29:25
      Personally I think Rice went a little nuts around by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-18 12:57:05
  Have you read Queen of Angels yet? by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-18 12:36:10
    argh by voxwoman2004-05-18 12:38:48
  Spider Queen/Star Wars by evilsysadmin2004-05-18 12:35:50
    My brother just handed me the first by Spud312004-05-18 13:51:44
  "Flowers for Algernon" by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Why did I think that was by Asimov?? (n/t) by hadji2004-05-18 14:10:30
    Hmm brings back memories of 8th grade by crash_2004-05-18 13:05:02
    That takes me back by HeyRef2004-05-18 12:46:36
  Oryx and Crake. by Arivia2004-05-18 12:34:14
  Candide by Voltaire, The Iliad by Homer by Pic2004-05-18 12:33:22
    I read Candide last year.. by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-18 12:58:10
      Candide was a bit of a dirty book. by crash_2004-05-18 13:06:32
        Wait for it... by nin_man2004-05-18 14:09:39
    I think Illiad should write a Simpson's episode by plblark2004-05-18 12:52:17
    That prompted a strange earworm by voxwoman2004-05-18 12:34:48
Game News by evilsysadmin2004-05-18 12:13:16
  More game news: by YakkoWarner2004-05-18 13:27:08
  Just started KOTOR 1 by wiredprogrammer2004-05-18 13:13:41
  characters return? by evilsysadmin2004-05-18 12:32:16
    My Dark Side experience (and stuff) (spoiiers?) by YakkoWarner2004-05-18 13:20:01
      s/spoiiers/spoilers (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-05-18 13:28:51
    Ooh! you can get bastila to go evil? do tell. by Freakazoid2004-05-18 13:07:02
      After you save Juhani go bad.SPOILERS!!!!! by evilsysadmin2004-05-18 19:43:44
      She most definitely does not "stay good" by YakkoWarner2004-05-18 13:26:18
        That part of the story is constant. by krikkert2004-05-18 13:30:24
        Yes, she does, sorta by Freakazoid2004-05-18 13:30:04
          Well, *possible spoiler* by krikkert2004-05-18 13:31:36
            re-read what I said *and* what I said ealier by Freakazoid2004-05-18 13:34:48
              Ah, sorry. I got the impression you hadn't. by krikkert2004-05-18 13:37:11
      You can get Bastila to stay evil, yeah. by krikkert2004-05-18 13:23:40
  KOTOR was crap (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-05-18 12:21:08
    Disagree. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-05-18 12:59:14
  WANTS! by krikkert2004-05-18 12:15:47
  That's still almost a year! *whines* (n/t) by BrainBug2004-05-18 12:15:33
Summer Classes by evilsysadmin2004-05-18 12:07:10
Quote: Once you start down the dark path by shimguts2004-05-18 11:59:01
  Bah, the know nothing little muppet. by DarthSane2004-05-18 12:44:52
    So, you're saying that.. by krikkert2004-05-18 13:36:25
      Close but no lightsabre by DarthSane2004-05-18 19:02:31
      The command line is NOT ugly! by IronPIP2004-05-18 13:48:02
        Read my post again. by krikkert2004-05-18 15:05:50
  That reminds me... by Amander2004-05-18 12:06:57
  Consume you it will. (n/t) by Spud312004-05-18 12:00:05
    Give you heartburn, it will by Blackbyrd22004-05-18 12:14:41
just finished 1st level demo of FAR CRY by Dad2TZK2004-05-18 11:37:57
  Yeah. Much later :) (n/t) by huitzilopochtli2004-05-18 15:29:54
    Was this supposed to be a response to by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Fun game. by AndyA2004-05-18 13:36:58
    Something about the sniper rifle I learned from a by Arcanum2004-05-18 18:09:03
    I did the same thing by pseudonihm2004-05-18 16:53:46
  ATTN: Dad2TZK by Pic2004-05-18 12:04:33
  Uhmm... by BrainBug2004-05-18 11:44:47
    Try tweaking the CryVision mode. by Arcanum2004-05-18 13:27:38
    Bah, you don't NEED it by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 12:14:52
      There's a lot of very very dark areas... by BrainBug2004-05-18 12:18:41
    What is this Cry Vision thing? (n/t) by demonhedge2004-05-18 11:52:49
      Nightvision by Bellator2004-05-18 11:55:36
        Ah ok, yes a handy tool. (n/t) by demonhedge2004-05-18 13:18:38
You know it's time to clean your desk by voxwoman2004-05-18 11:27:06
  Thanks. Now *my* contacts feel dry. by Spud312004-05-18 11:58:51
  Did you check in if you have some solution left in by ideur2004-05-18 11:36:50
    I found a bottle in my purse. by voxwoman2004-05-18 11:52:23
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
Time to play our favorite game, "LART the user"! by Jeeper_sysadmin2004-05-18 11:19:16
  Pretty funny. by Naruki2004-05-18 11:21:39
    I didn't really think I needed to, by Jeeper_sysadmin2004-05-18 11:31:43
      It seems to have here... by ChuckAB2004-05-18 12:22:39
      Well now you know. :-) by Naruki2004-05-18 11:49:49
        Deja vu, or copy-paste? by LionsPhil2004-05-18 11:50:54
      Might do. by LionsPhil2004-05-18 11:43:58
Question for Eclipse users by fireballmatt2004-05-18 11:15:10
  Not used the GUI plugin, by LionsPhil2004-05-18 11:47:04
    arg...3M8 is the one thats got the latest VM stuff by fireballmatt2004-05-18 12:05:23
      Try Jigloo by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
        ooo this works nice :) by fireballmatt2004-05-18 12:53:36
    Hey, LionsPhil by BrainBug2004-05-18 11:52:56
      I voted for a bug by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ah. by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
W:ET Tactics QOTD by DaNutBall2004-05-18 11:12:22
  I'm thinking of switching to only public servers. by Naruki2004-05-18 15:26:12
  My answer. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-05-18 14:15:55
  Do we have to pick one from the list? by AndyA2004-05-18 13:51:27
  My answers by DaNutBall2004-05-18 13:07:15
    I disagree with you on that. by AndyA2004-05-18 14:03:20
      Who said it was a bunching up? by DaNutBall2004-05-18 15:17:42
        Ufies are a partly disciplened bunch. by AndyA2004-05-18 15:55:10
        Worked pretty well last night. by YakkoWarner2004-05-18 15:45:48
      Not if you shoot the panzers in the face first :D (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-05-18 14:07:41
        The trouble with ambuses is by AndyA2004-05-18 14:09:21
          s/ambuses/ambushes/ (n/t) by AndyA2004-05-18 14:14:12
  6. by LionsPhil2004-05-18 11:52:35
    Throw the translocator over the wall... by YakkoWarner2004-05-18 13:33:06
  This really depends on who's playing.. by krikkert2004-05-18 11:18:24
    I wonder why FO wasn't mentioned. by Naruki2004-05-18 11:26:33
      Check option #2 again. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-05-18 11:38:46
        :-) by Naruki2004-05-18 11:46:04
  My answers by demonhedge2004-05-18 11:15:17
The language list by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 11:07:33
  Babelfish! by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 14:26:40
    I like the Korean :-P (n/t) by Matthewdba2004-05-18 14:52:35
  Chu vi parolas Esperanton? by oot2004-05-18 14:13:44
  Wilaayinhl Simalgax? by gibuu2004-05-18 13:57:15
    underline x in Simalgax (nt) by gibuu2004-05-18 14:02:08
  Hey, hadji is on the board. by skeptic2004-05-18 13:54:20
  Ta Gaeilge agat? by Matthewdba2004-05-18 13:49:09
    Hmm... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
      That's Scottish by Matthewdba2004-05-18 14:47:15
        As a *really simple* example by Matthewdba2004-05-18 14:49:17
  Do you speak Czech? by axtheb2004-05-18 13:35:58
    Hey, by axtheb2004-05-18 13:38:19
      Here... by kelli2172004-05-18 14:19:18
      It happens when you don't have any HTML. by skeptic2004-05-18 13:44:39
      Ars isn't friendly to funky cer values by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nitpick on your German. by krikkert2004-05-18 13:29:11
    Actually, it means neither "you" nor "she" by Farmer2004-05-18 13:44:32
    That's just sooo pre-Rechtschreibreform... by BrainBug2004-05-18 13:33:55
      I'm boycotting this so-called "reform"!!! by Farmer2004-05-18 13:55:42
        I concur. Fully. by BrainBug2004-05-18 14:31:36
      Yeah, yeah.. I live in Norway, by krikkert2004-05-18 13:39:39
    Danke by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 13:33:34
      Heck, mine's no better. :-) (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-18 13:34:15
  Ook ook OOOOK ook? by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 13:03:11
    Nah. That translates to "I'm the AOL Librarian!" (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-18 13:46:41
      /me waits for someome to catch my reference (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 14:21:17
        What, you want the specific book in which by skeptic2004-05-18 14:26:16
          Sorry, but it really looked like you missed it by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 15:12:52
            No, but I was making fun of the capital OOOOK. (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-18 21:30:14
    Ook. (n/t) by Morely2004-05-18 13:26:33
  xu do kakne lenu cusku bau la lojban by tiberias2004-05-18 12:58:45
    Yeah. That's right. by tiberias2004-05-18 14:42:14
  Czy mówisz po polsku? by aix tom2004-05-18 12:40:14
  nay gung mat? by Celticess2004-05-18 12:34:47
    In my Cantonese dialect (Guangdong/Hong Kong) by kyrasantae2004-05-18 12:52:39
      hmm I always thought that by Celticess2004-05-18 14:56:24
        It's all a matter of tone. by kyrasantae2004-05-18 17:11:13
          hmm in my ex's dialect by Celticess2004-05-18 18:29:14
      Could you put it into... by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 13:32:40
        btw something about words for language by Celticess2004-05-18 15:00:50
          Toisan dialect is part of Cantonese too by kyrasantae2004-05-18 17:13:02
            I find vietlamese seems intresting by Celticess2004-05-18 18:30:53
  Do you speak Hebrew? by skeptic2004-05-18 12:23:50
    For those who can't READ Hebrew: by retiqlum22004-05-18 14:55:43
    By the way, that was the male mode. For females, by skeptic2004-05-18 13:37:59
    *smacks forehead* by Pic2004-05-18 12:36:14
      ... And we get two virtually identical posts, by nix2004-05-18 12:42:05
    At first, I thought that was an empty post. by nix2004-05-18 12:36:13
      I didn't notice till you pointed it out by Spisefisken2004-05-18 12:46:16
        He hee. We Jews are a sneaky folk! (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-18 13:00:32
          What language do they speak in Isreal? by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 13:30:10
            I once went through languages by Matthewdba2004-05-18 15:04:11
            Hebrew is the official language, by skeptic2004-05-18 13:33:15
            Hebrew, I believe.. (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-18 13:32:46
  Which reminds me of the joke ..... by aix tom2004-05-18 11:59:28
  OK, first draft is up by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    About the people who can't read ..... by aix tom2004-05-18 12:08:33
      Languages != Countries by skeptic2004-05-18 12:16:57
        No, but it makes good sense. by shorty822004-05-18 13:29:26
          The fact that Disney does it doesn't mean much. by skeptic2004-05-18 14:15:22
            Not the point by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 14:34:18
              Didn't you say that you don't put all the flags? by skeptic2004-05-18 21:26:36
              Especially if all the flags that share by Naruki2004-05-18 14:46:21
        True, but what other symbols are there ? by aix tom2004-05-18 12:24:24
          Well, a picture of La Sagrada Familia? by skeptic2004-05-18 12:27:48
            That would be recognicable. by aix tom2004-05-18 12:33:17
              Then what is he doing in SnappingTurtle's Mission? (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-18 12:46:08
          someone laughing themselves silly? (n/t) by subbywan2004-05-18 12:25:37
        I think it would be unlikely that they by Naruki2004-05-18 12:18:01
    No drafting. by Spisefisken2004-05-18 12:07:24
  What is it going to be used for? by skeptic2004-05-18 11:29:16
    For figuring out what language someone speaks by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 11:40:20
      Why not? You already have the Russian and Japanese by skeptic2004-05-18 11:52:34
        We'll get to people who can't read, too by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 11:56:04
  Govorite li vy po russki? by JPaganel2004-05-18 11:17:39
  nihongo ga hanashimasu ka? by kiroh2004-05-18 11:17:00
    How do you get Firefox by Michiel_H2004-05-18 14:03:09
      You use Unicode. JIS-whatever is useless. (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-18 14:18:38
        Wrong! by Naruki2004-05-18 14:44:49
          For firefox? I believe you won't get far with it. (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-18 21:27:25
    ah well, still can't get japanese chars working (n (n/t) by kiroh2004-05-18 11:17:44
      You don't want the subject particle there. by Naruki2004-05-18 11:25:09
        Doh! It's been a while. by kiroh2004-05-18 11:29:27
          Because every time I've heard the question... by Naruki2004-05-18 11:43:08
            That makes sense! by kiroh2004-05-18 12:23:56
          You put the unicode values of the chars by skeptic2004-05-18 11:32:47
            Oh, goodness no! by Naruki2004-05-18 11:43:47
              Well, if you use Mozilla, it does that for you. by skeptic2004-05-18 11:50:19
  Praat jy Afrikaans? (n/t) by subbywan2004-05-18 11:15:48
    Spreekt u Nederlands? (formal) by kyrasantae2004-05-18 12:17:25
      Almost. by Michiel_H2004-05-18 13:08:09
        So... which is it? by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 13:31:27
          Spreekt u Nederlands? / Do you speak Dutch? (n/t) by Michiel_H2004-05-18 13:46:50
            Thank you! by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ok who is going to do Elvish?? by Reddy2004-05-18 11:15:40
    I'll sneak Elvish, Klingon, l33t in later... by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 13:37:08
    *gyrates hips* by kahuana2004-05-18 11:46:30
      LART! LART! LART! by Naruki2004-05-18 12:14:47
    Variation on elvish by subbywan2004-05-18 11:17:47
  Nihongo wo hanasemasu ka? by Naruki2004-05-18 11:14:49
    Watashi wa Nisaga jin desu by gibuu2004-05-18 13:59:39
      Um... by Naruki2004-05-18 14:42:34
        I am from the Nisga'a Nation by gibuu2004-05-18 14:46:08
          Okay, then... by Naruki2004-05-18 14:58:25
            thanks :) by gibuu2004-05-18 15:10:54
              He he he. by Naruki2004-05-18 15:20:34
      Whasaaaaahbi! by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 14:09:49
        You could drop the "h". Both of them. by Naruki2004-05-18 14:17:05
        Nothing much. Drinking a bud, watching the game :D (n/t) by subbywan2004-05-18 14:14:35
    I would really like to learn japanese.... by Farmer2004-05-18 13:41:23
    chigaimasu, nihongo ga hanasemasen by Spisefisken2004-05-18 12:14:57
      Ara! Pera pera da yo! Nihongo ga umai! by Naruki2004-05-18 12:16:41
        Hai! by Spisefisken2004-05-18 12:26:07
          Wasuremashita, arigatoo Naruki-san! by Spisefisken2004-05-18 12:29:39
    What language is that? by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 11:41:03
      there are at least 4 letter systems in Japan by gibuu2004-05-18 14:33:46
      As subby said, Japanese. by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Japanese (n/t) by subbywan2004-05-18 11:42:08
  Do you speak English? :P (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-05-18 11:14:09
  Puhutko suomea? by AOK2004-05-18 11:13:12
  Talar du Svenska? by Bellator2004-05-18 11:09:30
Blatantly Left-Slanting Song Post by LthrOttr2004-05-18 10:55:33
Fedora Core 2 released by phenyl2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thanks... (n/t) by Arivia2004-05-18 12:30:02
Guess the Donation by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If a Russian buys it then he'll say Spacibo. (n/t) by Dshade2004-05-18 11:08:00
    spacibo == gazebo? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 11:09:45
      spasebo (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2004-05-18 11:22:47
        spa-SEE-boh by rorajoey2004-05-18 11:34:02
          Oh, ok, glad I know that by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 11:51:08
            That request would have overtones by JPaganel2004-05-18 12:21:31
  a Gazebo? (n/t) by voxwoman2004-05-18 10:53:01
    Gazeeeeebo. by kahuana2004-05-18 10:54:44
      blubber (n/t) by Matthewdba2004-05-18 13:58:14
    DING DING DING! by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 10:54:42
  Suntan lotion? (n/t) by kahuana2004-05-18 10:51:41
  an El Camino? (n/t) by voxwoman2004-05-18 10:50:33
  AMINO acids? You know, something with protein? by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 10:50:03
  NOT NECESSARILY FOOD by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 10:48:15
  I would say... by rorajoey2004-05-18 10:47:51
    Well, I mean... by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 10:49:43
      Toledo's baseball team is the Mudhens. by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 10:51:03
  a hot tob? by voxwoman2004-05-18 10:45:36
    tub! tUb! (n/t) by voxwoman2004-05-18 10:46:48
  Cheetos? by Pic2004-05-18 10:45:20
  When this round is done, I need someone to ... by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 10:37:49
    Speedo == swimming == beach == sand? by ChuckAB2004-05-18 11:07:35
      Not so hard by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 11:08:12
        Hm. by ChuckAB2004-05-18 13:48:47
    My actual guess was avocados by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 10:47:20
      Ah, got it. (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 10:47:45
  Tae Bo lessons ? (n/t) by Number_Six2004-05-18 10:35:48
  Tostitos? (n/t) by tnglives2004-05-18 10:34:51
  Guacamole! (Avocados). (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 10:33:45
  Sand? (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-05-18 10:31:06
Off to interviews. Two in a day! by Adiplomat2004-05-18 10:02:46
  Best of luck! :-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-05-18 17:04:06
  *lights green candle for Dippy* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 13:28:43
  Good Luck I did that yesterday by miathet2004-05-18 11:41:45
  Adiplomat by Bastetsmuse2004-05-18 11:23:42
  Good luck (n/t) by Reddy2004-05-18 10:59:05
  That is encouraging! Good luck! (n/t) by le_jawa2004-05-18 10:59:02
  I really would like to hear some good news. by toxin2004-05-18 10:54:09
  Some day they'll get bored of interviewing you by wheresthefish2004-05-18 10:32:20
  good luck! (n/t) by spiffikins2004-05-18 10:11:01
Will it work? by techi8702004-05-18 10:00:48
  Should work fine! by Tomo2004-05-18 10:06:42
    That was what I was thinking too. I think I'll go by techi8702004-05-18 10:16:44
Hello from Prince George, BC!! by j.butterfly2004-05-18 09:58:47
  wow already? that is a long drive. enjoy the trip! (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-18 11:27:13
  Sounds fun (n/t) by Reddy2004-05-18 11:00:03
  your almost here! :) by gibuu2004-05-18 10:17:47
    North of Terrace?! by abaron2004-05-18 10:56:23
      the Nass Valley is north of Terrace by gibuu2004-05-18 14:04:02
  You met Prince George in BC? by Spisefisken2004-05-18 10:12:34
    Yeah, I didn't even know that called princes ... by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 10:25:47
      British columbia/Columbie Britanique by Celticess2004-05-18 19:00:00
  Hope the temp at night is warmer that what I had by techi8702004-05-18 10:01:59
  You too, Jen! (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-05-18 10:00:17
Hmm... all of my "shortcut" icons are missing. by kahuana2004-05-18 09:56:07
  All your 'swooshy' arrows are belong to us! (n/t) by hadji2004-05-18 10:01:19
  There's a registry value to turn it on and off. by ErniePi2004-05-18 09:59:23
    Clicky for TweakUI by Elessar2006-11-19 12:55:59
    How to replace in XP (without TweakUI) by michaelsoft2004-05-18 10:23:22
      And they're *still* there! Thanks! by kahuana2004-05-18 11:04:40
      That (and a restart) did the trick. by kahuana2004-05-18 10:31:45
        windows being windows. 'nuff said (n/t) by michaelsoft2004-05-18 11:13:49
What environment is best for Palm applications? by Khaar2004-05-18 09:55:31
  And now for the innuendo sub-thread: by LurkerMo2004-05-18 14:28:05
  About 72F, moderate humidty... by Morely2004-05-18 13:28:12
  Possibly a bit out of date... by Elessar2004-05-18 10:37:51
  Tropical or subtropical. They can't really survive by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 10:20:54
    Drat you Nola! You took my joke! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 10:27:02
      I'm not giving it back either! We're going to by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 10:29:34
        You're going to a tuba? by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 10:30:14
          Sousaphone? No, but if she does, I'll take a by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 10:32:00
    Good. by Khaar2004-05-18 10:24:12
  Hot and Sunny. by vetitice2004-05-18 10:19:44
    I hate both Hot and Sunny. by Khaar2004-05-18 10:23:16
Come to Kenya! by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh dear lord. ;-) by asayogure2004-05-18 20:34:44
  BWAHAHAHAA!!! by Farmer2004-05-18 14:08:59
  It was posted as a .mov-file a while ago by Spiff2004-05-18 13:28:50
  Those are not lions... (n/t) by kelli2172004-05-18 11:47:41
  new to me by Nightwind2004-05-18 11:03:55
  Downloaded that one a couple of weeks ago. (n/t) by techi8702004-05-18 09:55:09
    New to *me* then, okay? by Tomo2004-05-18 09:58:26
      Yes, but did anyone pick it up? (n/t) by Khaar2004-05-18 10:05:28
Anyone ever have the Flame Thrower burger from DQ? by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
  I've had it before by P.Buttercup2004-05-18 10:37:18
Habla espanol? Sprechen sie Deutsch? Do you Urdu? by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 09:37:07
  Taler du dansk? by Spisefisken2004-05-18 10:55:14
    OK, so, just double checking by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 11:05:41
      Heh. I managed to do a "confuse-a-turtle" by Spisefisken2004-05-18 11:50:33
      Yeh. (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-18 11:20:29
    That should be "Country of Denmark" by Spisefisken2004-05-18 10:56:10
  Snakker du Norsk? by Pic2004-05-18 10:40:09
    Added to list by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 10:41:46
Did I just pop into an alt. universe? by hadji2004-05-18 09:27:04
  which pill did you take? Red? or Blue? (nt) by gibuu2004-05-18 10:02:41
  One of our duty managers... by sofaspud2004-05-18 09:47:56
    Well, the thing is . . . by hadji2004-05-18 09:51:46
  Accept it and then get him sacked by Winsmith2004-05-18 09:36:56
  Of course you should, as any respectable BOFH. (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-18 09:28:22
  Do it! (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-18 09:28:04
  Yes. And change your name to Mordak. (n/t) by Spud312004-05-18 09:27:50
**whimper** WHY do I have the theme from the by Adiplomat2004-05-18 09:10:55
  try this instead! by suzisuzisuzi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Do you want to get the song out of your head? (n/t) by talon07202004-05-18 09:38:29
    NEVER! Mwahahahaha... by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Gaaaaaaaaaah! by ErniePi2004-05-18 09:53:56
        Nothing to add here :/ by chrisP2004-05-18 10:00:26
  You watched the latest Weebl & Bob again? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-05-18 09:36:05
  scary song! by gibuu2004-05-18 09:33:09
  You think that's bad? by Naruki2004-05-18 09:22:15
    hehe did a quick search and found this by gibuu2004-05-18 10:00:31
    Poor Naruki! At least mine has no lyrics. by Adiplomat2004-05-18 09:24:31
      . . . can't . . . stop . . . myself . . . by hadji2004-05-18 09:31:50
  I know why by Spisefisken2004-05-18 09:21:01
ATTN: Mods by Celticess2004-05-18 09:01:03
  Kickstart's on vacation by Nea2004-05-18 09:08:39
    yea I know but it by Celticess2004-05-18 09:15:56
      ok you and Matt now have a copy by Celticess2004-05-18 09:20:25
Web hosting by SkyHi2004-05-18 08:57:00
  I like Readyhosting by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
  I hate to say it, but... by sofaspud2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sadly, I don't know any run by chickens... by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
When your electric bread knife can't cut thru by Adiplomat2004-05-18 08:52:57
  I saw the ba in bagel and for some reason thought by techi8702004-05-18 08:59:46
    I think I know why. by Naruki2004-05-18 09:15:46
      and a ge too ;-) (n/t) by techi8702004-05-18 09:21:42
        Bagel bagel bagel bagel by Spisefisken2004-05-18 09:24:30
          Well how about by Matthewdba2004-05-18 11:46:08
  I use a bagel guillotine by crash_2004-05-18 08:58:52
    Yeah, and I forgot to mention that I'd used my by Adiplomat2004-05-18 09:06:27
    Heh. by Naruki2004-05-18 09:04:39
      When you guillotine a bagel... by nin_man2004-05-18 09:48:10
        No, silly. by Naruki2004-05-18 10:45:57
        Liberté! Egalité! Fraternité! (n/t) by raptor_872004-05-18 09:51:28
          Colin Mochrié! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-05-18 12:40:54
          The Revolution has no need of bagels! (n/t) by pas512004-05-18 09:54:25
  Don't eat it if you value your teeth! by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 08:56:01
    Toast it is! I got about 1/3 of the way cutting by Adiplomat2004-05-18 08:58:23
  Or you might need to pay the electric bill (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 08:53:56
    Well I think it would be more healthy for him by Spisefisken2004-05-18 09:34:13
prodigal daughter returneth by kelli2172004-05-18 08:43:41
  {{{kelli217}}} by shorty822004-05-18 13:05:57
  Welcome back. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 08:51:32
  tell you what... by Winsmith2004-05-18 08:44:45
    Thinking... by spanzano2004-05-18 08:47:50
      You don't. by Winsmith2004-05-18 08:51:58
I spend too much time programming ^^ by Winsmith2004-05-18 08:27:56
  Seems to be ATP day today... (n/t) by BrainBug2004-05-18 08:39:53
    toxin's ATP post reminded me that by Winsmith2004-05-18 08:42:15
      LK oder Grundkurs? (n/t) by BrainBug2004-05-18 08:44:05
        Bio GK by Winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Treffender Domain-Name by BrainBug2004-05-18 08:57:10
            Ich hätte auch Bio LK nehmen sollen. by Winsmith2004-05-18 09:20:45
  Non sequitur... by asayogure2004-05-18 08:32:04
    I leant PHP before perl by Pic2004-05-18 08:39:51
      I prefer PHP. by pas512004-05-18 08:42:13
        perl enforces some different types by Pic2004-05-18 08:51:34
        shoot yourself in the foot... by kelli2172004-05-18 08:45:48
          Here's one by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
            Ok, now my co-worker is definitely sure that I'm by chrisP2004-05-18 09:28:49
          Indeed. by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:47:32
    Let's both learn python then. by Winsmith2004-05-18 08:39:00
      Nah. One more language in there, and I will start by asayogure2004-05-18 09:47:41
      Definitely Python (n/t) by miathet2004-05-18 09:30:57
      No, Ruby! by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:40:45
        It's a brave man who writes CGI in C. by Pic2004-05-18 08:43:17
        No, VBScript! (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2004-05-18 08:42:15
          Bah. by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:45:18
          Emacs! (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-18 08:42:38
            Vi! (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-18 08:42:44
              Pico! (n/t) by pas512004-05-18 09:00:26
                nano! (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-18 09:26:14
                  ed! (n/t) by pas512004-05-18 09:34:09
        Can't do web pages in C++... (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-18 08:41:31
          Yes you can... by BrainBug2004-05-18 08:43:00
          Can too. by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:42:35
            True. I've never looked into that though. by Winsmith2004-05-18 08:43:27
              Depends on what you mean by scripting by Pic2004-05-18 08:45:32
              If you mean "Is It Evil", by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:44:33
SOTM by chrisP2004-05-18 08:24:59
Poll for male UFies: by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The sink. by Morely2004-05-18 13:33:33
    That wound up being a problem when I lived in the by ChuckAB2004-05-18 14:11:45
  I always go to a stall. Period. (n/t) by mwq2004-05-18 12:17:42
    Well, duh. by LionsPhil2004-05-18 12:43:06
  The higher one by shorty822004-05-18 11:27:24
  That depends if I need to clean my shoes or not. ( (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-05-18 10:16:10
  OK I am so buying a Whizzy! by crash_2004-05-18 09:03:00
    Another device by Elessar2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It said (EWWWW!) reusable, and they're by Adiplomat2004-05-18 09:08:35
  Stall but not for a "usual" reason by DesertRat662004-05-18 08:54:18
  Because I am a foot taller than the average... by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 08:53:16
    6'10" ...wow. (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-05-18 09:31:40
  No need for devices for women. by kelli2172004-05-18 08:52:01
  I usually go for the stalls if they're free (n/t) by hadji2004-05-18 08:45:33
  The top one. by Voltigeur2004-05-18 08:43:04
  The stall by Alcyone2004-05-18 08:42:30
  In thet order: by Number_Six2004-05-18 08:37:12
    s/thet/that (n/t) by Number_Six2004-05-18 08:37:59
      s/that/this/ by pas512004-05-18 08:44:19
        !... Thanks. :-) (n/t) by Number_Six2004-05-18 09:08:05
  This thread by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Strike it lucky made me think of.... by Voltigeur2006-11-19 12:55:59
  H (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-18 08:30:23
  Higher! (n/t) by airborneric2004-05-18 08:27:58
  The higher one. by Tomo2004-05-18 08:25:46
    You sure about that? by Naruki2004-05-18 09:08:54
      Documentation from previous visits ... by ChuckAB2004-05-18 10:23:05
        Hmmm... "i"s and "n"s don't want to stay in line. by ChuckAB2004-05-18 10:29:34
    Ah, true, I hadn't thought of that. by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 08:35:49
  What about if it has thong panties on it? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 08:25:14
    That's one weird dude... (n/t) by airborneric2004-05-18 08:27:36
    Then it gets tough. (n/t) by Tomo2004-05-18 08:26:20
      Easily distracted, eh? by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 08:28:11
  The lower one is for boys, I thought. by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:24:38
  s/inces/inches/ (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 08:23:40
ATP - Acute Testosterone Poisoning by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hormones are only part of the problem. by YakkoWarner2004-05-18 08:56:04
    There are a LOT of adult teens, then. by Naruki2004-05-18 10:47:08
    Studies often describe tendencies by skeptic2004-05-18 10:13:22
      I was reading a story once... by Amander2004-05-18 12:33:13
        Many people use different ringtones. by skeptic2004-05-18 13:25:05
    In that case, I was never a teenager... (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-18 08:58:20
  Reading that made me shudder by crash_2004-05-18 08:55:59
    *most* stuff in a school lab is selected to be by toxin2004-05-18 09:01:40
      How about nitric acid? by Adiplomat2004-05-18 09:18:54
        lol by gibuu2004-05-18 09:25:42
          It's worse than that. by Naruki2004-05-18 11:10:26
          Hey, for my A-level chem practicals... by mcnutcase2004-05-18 09:27:34
          No, that's a good excuse to get out of chem lab... by Spud312004-05-18 09:27:07
      A teacher in our highschool by gibuu2004-05-18 09:12:33
        That'd be ammonium tri-iodide. by mcnutcase2004-05-18 09:21:47
          heh, my chem teacher did that... by spiffikins2004-05-18 10:08:58
          Hey is that the stuff they were using by TKirk2004-05-18 09:32:18
            IIRC the iodide will leave stains by Spiff2004-05-18 13:37:23
            No idea, I'm not a TV watcher. by mcnutcase2004-05-18 09:34:34
      We still get picric acid calls down here by crash_2004-05-18 09:12:25
        Dried Picric Acid - Less powerful, but less stable by toxin2004-05-18 09:15:42
          And usually when you find it by crash_2004-05-18 09:33:32
  I observed ATP in a young man. He was about by toxin2004-05-18 08:34:35
  Idiot! I hope the pediatric ward is FILLED with by Adiplomat2004-05-18 08:25:47
  What a waste of ATP... by BrainBug2004-05-18 08:23:40
  What are the most dangerous words by airborneric2004-05-18 08:23:25
    closely followed by: by TKirk2004-05-18 09:28:41
  School report: by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:23:19
  Well, I doubt he'll do it again. (n/t) by Tomo2004-05-18 08:22:57
*assorted sounds of jubilation* by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:09:45
  Presentation tomorrow for me! by jeff_uk2004-05-18 08:38:25
HMO vs. PPO by crash_2004-05-18 08:02:05
  PPO over HMO any day. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 08:35:54
    here here!!! by P.Buttercup2004-05-18 10:35:48
  Just say no to HMOs! by VCA2004-05-18 08:25:33
    Oh I envy you by crash_2004-05-18 08:35:37
  HMO is the way to go. by crankshaft-jr2004-05-18 08:20:03
    The prevention stuff is a piece of cake by crash_2004-05-18 08:31:38
      hmmm... HMO vs PPO by plblark2004-05-18 10:53:11
  huh-huh, he said "pee pee" (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 08:09:57
  Not if there's family involved, certainly. by Adiplomat2004-05-18 08:06:16
    That's the key word--Healthy by crash_2004-05-18 08:09:03
      Has he chopped anything off lately? by Adiplomat2004-05-18 08:13:09
        I keep the power tools and knives hidden by crash_2004-05-18 08:20:02
          If he orders a woodchipper as well, check for by Adiplomat2004-05-18 08:22:05
            Hope I didn't offend, Sometimes my humor needs by Adiplomat2004-05-18 08:45:57
            Ahh... Divorce Connecticut Style... by eatcode2006-11-19 12:55:59
          They are actually pretty safe. by Tomo2004-05-18 08:21:38
  You already know what I think. by nin_man2004-05-18 08:04:55
    Who said YOU got any input? :+) by Adiplomat2004-05-18 08:08:32
*sigh* Excel gets very BORING after a while... by mcnutcase2004-05-18 08:02:02
  I like Excel when I'm programming in it.. by Amander2004-05-18 12:39:26
    That's pretty much what I do with it. (n/t) by Spud312004-05-18 14:09:43
  No it doesn't by Spisefisken2004-05-18 08:06:24
    don't get SASsy wit me boy! (n/t) by plblark2004-05-18 12:38:33
    Not for the temp (me)... by mcnutcase2004-05-18 08:07:30
  Ditto by treehugger2004-05-18 08:04:18
    At least the typing off paper is nearly finished.. by mcnutcase2004-05-18 08:05:56
What is defeating the US in Iraq? WMP by toxin2004-05-18 08:00:34
  Heh, I first thought Windows Media Player. by YakkoWarner2004-05-18 08:59:27
Have to change my password today. by hadji2004-05-18 07:56:29
  sklurdenpfiffle! (n/t) by kelli2172004-05-18 09:25:16
  Hey, did I miss the chocolate bars? by Spud312004-05-18 08:40:33
    *gives chocolate* (n/t) by treehugger2004-05-18 08:41:00
      Excellent. by Spud312004-05-18 08:42:46
  use this: " " by dodrian2004-05-18 08:23:12
    That reminds me . . . by hadji2004-05-18 08:29:52
      Or my friend, who had just opened a... by Alcyone2004-05-18 08:36:38
  The longest I ever used was... by Alcyone2004-05-18 08:18:20
    type a bad poem, with no spaces. by Nightwind2004-05-18 08:43:12
    Just remembered, you can use my old.. by Alcyone2004-05-18 08:22:48
    That seems daft to me. by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:21:24
      Would you remember 64 chars of a random PW? (n/t) by Alcyone2004-05-18 08:24:07
        Well, exactly. by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:25:41
          Well... by Alcyone2004-05-18 08:28:35
      That is probably by hadji2004-05-18 08:23:26
        I mixed natural language words with numbers by Alcyone2004-05-18 08:26:34
          Heh heh heh. by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:28:09
  I'll give you my password... by rorajoey2004-05-18 08:09:21
    I'll give you a red herring by pas512004-05-18 08:14:57
      What would you take by hadji2004-05-18 08:22:02
      Done! by treehugger2004-05-18 08:15:29
        My IP is 127.65.78.234 by pas512004-05-18 08:18:15
          *sells info on EBAY* by treehugger2004-05-18 08:24:26
            If you liked that, by pas512004-05-18 08:30:09
              s/255/256/ (n/t) by pas512004-05-18 08:30:46
                and I've got ocean-front property in Arizona.. :> (n/t) by rorajoey2004-05-18 09:30:48
                  That's nothing. by pas512004-05-18 09:33:00
                    In Tenn. it's illegal to shoot whales from your by Amander2004-05-18 12:53:09
  what about ********* ??? (n/t) by Garath2004-05-18 08:08:55
    You'd never remember one that long. by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:10:22
  Try '*****'. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:08:08
    LOL! (n/t) by Garath2004-05-18 08:09:17
  Might as well use "abcd", as anything you by Adiplomat2004-05-18 08:03:11
    You do realize, I just asked for fun, right? :-) by hadji2004-05-18 08:05:27
      No, I didn't. We have some people right here by Adiplomat2004-05-18 08:11:44
        *ick* I think I missed that one. by hadji2004-05-18 08:18:09
          I caught some malware despite a NAT hardware by Adiplomat2004-05-18 08:28:58
            Probably from IE or a download. by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:34:46
          feel=fell (n/t) by hadji2004-05-18 08:19:58
  Wanna know my mail account password? by BrainBug2004-05-18 08:00:09
  Password by spanzano2004-05-18 07:59:38
  "password" by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 07:58:35
    I can't use "password" by hadji2004-05-18 08:00:28
      It's okay, different computers, so it is fine to u by Jeeper_sysadmin2004-05-18 08:37:44
    1n53Cure by pas512004-05-18 08:00:09
    123456 by Spisefisken2004-05-18 08:00:06
      That's what I use on my luggage! (n/t) by airborneric2004-05-18 08:08:04
Aw man, Tony Randall died by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  He was 84 when he died. by nin_man2004-05-18 08:03:10
  Busy bee, wasn't he? by Adiplomat2004-05-18 07:52:32
    That's idiotic and you know it. by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 07:57:43
      Where did I say it WASN'T idiotic, NOLA? by Adiplomat2004-05-18 08:14:42
        I guess I detected a *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 08:17:40
          Yep. And they'll know Daddy didn't give a hoot, by Adiplomat2004-05-18 08:19:58
            At least he's better in a way: he left them money. by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 08:24:21
      Maybe his wife wanted kids? by watsondog2004-05-18 08:07:12
        Maybe... by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 08:08:58
        She should have waited for him to die and by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 08:08:40
          how nice of you... I disagree by jeff_uk2004-05-18 08:15:38
            <GenePolice>Drop your willie, Randall! by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 08:19:21
              While I agree with your assessment by Blackbyrd22004-05-18 11:08:48
      Even Anna Nicole Smith wasn't that stupid (n/t) by crash_2004-05-18 08:04:02
        I beg to differ. by Naruki2004-05-18 08:08:15
          Now how do you know that :P by crash_2004-05-18 08:15:59
          And besides... by nin_man2004-05-18 08:10:12
            What child? I understood these were his first. (n/t) by Blackbyrd22004-05-18 11:09:44
              Wrong guy. by Naruki2004-05-18 11:18:00
                Ah.. by Blackbyrd22004-05-18 11:21:52
            I'm wondering who is the father of her kid. by Naruki2004-05-18 09:13:06
              Her first husband. by nin_man2004-05-18 09:24:49
            Wasn't the offspring even older than she was? by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 08:11:53
              You're being redundant again. ;) by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:18:03
  Selfish bastidge had kids too. by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 07:45:59
    Yo, Nola, you get my email of last night? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 07:47:24
      Dunno, I got home late from writers' group by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 07:50:34
        Only increased? Not possible. by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 07:57:27
          "Crazed weasels"? Youse guys make it so hard not by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 07:59:35
            *Dangles crack pipe* by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
              The first puff won't cost you anything by crash_2004-05-18 08:05:24
                *resists urge to click--especially at work* by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 08:10:13
                  Resistance is futile by Bellator2004-05-18 08:18:30
            Color me clueless by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 08:01:09
              See hamster references below. by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 08:09:38
Howdy y'all... by dire_lobo2004-05-18 07:41:44
  O'kay, we p'ay nithe Mith-ter by treehugger2004-05-18 07:57:31
    **shudders in fear** (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-05-18 09:21:38
JobCenter Daily reminder post! by Adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-05-18 07:37:27
ATTN: Kirkkert by demonhedge2004-05-18 07:27:22
  Yes please. by krikkert2004-05-18 09:21:06
    No problem, I fully understand!! (n/t) by demonhedge2004-05-18 09:47:58
  Aside -- I like the W:ET TQOTD. Keep it up! (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 07:31:07
Cable modem death by LooseChanj2004-05-18 07:27:07
  point your browser to... by ArcCoyote2004-05-18 11:07:25
    But afterwards... by Morely2004-05-18 13:40:40
  Call your service provider by Egaeus2004-05-18 08:53:24
  Most likely you have a crack in your feeder line by DarthSane2004-05-18 07:45:12
    Hmm by LooseChanj2004-05-18 08:09:33
      Typically here those symptoms indicate by DarthSane2004-05-18 10:16:41
  I would suspect that as such a device by webishop2004-05-18 07:34:26
Windows XP problem... by spanzano2004-05-18 07:26:25
  Make sure it is seen by the BIOS. by shorty822004-05-18 11:04:46
  Could be the drive... by trapperjohn2004-05-18 08:35:14
    Drive by spanzano2004-05-18 08:46:33
  Something that worked for me by HobsonsChoice2004-05-18 07:54:39
  One thing I ran into... by evilsysadmin2004-05-18 07:49:36
    Settings... by spanzano2004-05-18 07:56:01
  First thing to try: by thepb2004-05-18 07:33:50
    IDE Chipset by spanzano2004-05-18 07:38:47
      RE: IDE Chipset by thepb2004-05-18 07:54:09
  More info plz by LooseChanj2004-05-18 07:29:51
    More info... by spanzano2004-05-18 07:32:09
      Drive letter? by LooseChanj2004-05-18 07:37:32
        Drive letter by spanzano2004-05-18 07:40:35
          Is it alone on the IDE bus? by BrainBug2004-05-18 07:48:57
            No, its also connected to by spanzano2004-05-18 07:52:06
              Give it a try... by BrainBug2004-05-18 07:56:29
  I don't know. by mcnutcase2004-05-18 07:28:14
    Same here. by kyrasantae2004-05-18 11:38:30
      Results... by spanzano2004-05-18 11:44:16
    Bitter?? by spanzano2004-05-18 07:33:17
It is Spring. Snow and Ice hide a multitude of by toxin2004-05-18 07:15:16
  Yeee Ha... 4x4 season! ;) (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-18 12:33:08
  Potholes?? by spanzano2004-05-18 07:27:48
    Potholes?? by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 07:40:33
      Potholes. Saw them dragging the bottom to get by toxin2004-05-18 07:45:39
        You know it a big pothole when . . . by talon07202004-05-18 07:53:36
          Nah. That's the golf courses in Timmins. by kahuana2004-05-18 11:42:42
          In Soviet Russia, ducks risk your a$$! by Adiplomat2004-05-18 07:55:42
        Now that is a big pothole. (n/t) by techi8702004-05-18 07:46:56
          Did you get my schedule, posted yesterday? (n/t) by toxin2004-05-18 07:53:54
            Yes it looks good. Has the email address you sent by techi8702004-05-18 08:48:57
              No change. by toxin2004-05-18 09:04:34
Embedded Linux/C/C++ Programmer needed by jevin2004-05-18 06:44:28
  Drop me a line.... by jevin2004-05-18 08:03:20
  Sounds interesting.... by webishop2004-05-18 07:32:00
  As in the Fresno area? by vetitice2004-05-18 06:54:58
ATTN VWOFL: by jeff_uk2004-05-18 06:29:12
  yup, it's Douglas Adams. by Gargravarr2006-11-19 12:55:59
Anyone read Oryx and Crake? by Arivia2004-05-18 06:17:12
Not Fair! by BrainBug2004-05-18 05:27:14
  Heheh - yeah, that one looked pretty great. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That movie rocked. by evilsysadmin2004-05-18 06:41:08
  There are some jewels... by diGriz2004-05-18 05:49:00
    But I wanna see them in cinema... *pouts* (n/t) by BrainBug2004-05-18 05:54:32
Attn: UF staff by diGriz2004-05-18 04:28:59
  Fixed!! by Illiad2004-05-18 10:01:24
    Thanks by diGriz2004-05-18 14:43:56
  took about 2 weeks to "reactivate" me by ideur2004-05-18 04:51:03
  Well... by Arivia2004-05-18 04:32:37
Welcome to LOGD by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
  While attempting to rescue a prince, by DarthSane2004-05-18 19:05:11
    tonights princesss by Nightwind2004-05-18 21:34:55
  improper goings on at the church *spoilers* by Nightwind2004-05-18 11:42:47
  LOGD Hacked? by Naruki2004-05-18 10:34:50
    ARIN lookup is an intresting thing by Celticess2004-05-18 13:18:36
      ok nm by Celticess2004-05-18 15:57:12
    It was just some 14 year old scriptkiddy wannabees by Bellator2004-05-18 10:38:29
      Falls over laughing by asayogure2004-05-18 11:31:06
        *snorts and laughs derisivly in the general.. by Nightwind2004-05-18 11:36:15
      Thanks. by Naruki2004-05-18 11:19:07
        I'd go at them with a bat, a big baseball bat by Bellator2004-05-18 11:27:50
  Hm. Troll alert. by rorajoey2004-05-18 09:54:12
    Yeeha! by rorajoey2004-05-18 10:09:23
  Hm...what generated this event? by rorajoey2004-05-18 09:46:42
    Leaving the Outhouse without by krikkert2004-05-18 10:07:44
  9 gold? by asayogure2004-05-18 09:04:42
    it wasn't FYOS... by Nightwind2004-05-18 09:10:56
      I tried that rescue thing 4 times... by rorajoey2004-05-18 10:16:00
        So, back to my, "why only 9 gold?!" rant.. by asayogure2004-05-18 11:10:40
          you wen't that good.... by Nightwind2004-05-18 11:12:18
            ouch, thats cold... by asayogure2004-05-18 11:28:09
              *nods sagely* by Nightwind2004-05-18 11:31:28
                Violet can't get married! by asayogure2004-05-18 11:45:58
                  tis what the damesles are for, yar... (n/t) by Nightwind2004-05-18 16:47:30
                  ::snickers:: by Amander2004-05-18 13:09:45
                    She ... she ... lied to me? She said I was the by asayogure2004-05-18 14:41:43
                  she's not choosy:-) (n/t) by plblark2004-05-18 13:07:52
      But the "something" specials are *fun!* (n/t) by asayogure2004-05-18 09:12:06
  I just fought a whale. by Ravenlock2004-05-18 07:52:51
    Ut oh. I smell another Ishmael in the making ... by asayogure2004-05-18 08:30:30
  Beaten by a Wonder Hampster by DarthSane2004-05-18 05:09:23
    Was it Harvey? (n/t) by Bellator2004-05-18 07:55:33
      Gah! He's after me again! by DarthSane2004-05-18 11:36:30
        kill it! kill it! kill it! kill it! kill it!!!! (n (n/t) by asayogure2004-05-18 11:46:36
          I did. Twice by DarthSane2004-05-18 12:37:06
      Don't recall by DarthSane2004-05-18 08:08:11
    Hey, I gave up on Ultima Online after I was by Adiplomat2004-05-18 07:43:06
  Question on the game and the specialties by chaotic2004-05-18 04:17:40
    Answers by Bellator2004-05-18 05:46:49
      there are hints at charm level however by Celticess2004-05-18 12:41:51
        You get the protection with the NPCs too. by Amander2004-05-18 13:06:45
          Yes I know you do with NPC's however by Celticess2004-05-18 16:00:59
            gotta get one of my flirt buddies adicted.... by Nightwind2004-05-18 16:49:19
              understanding partnership hmm? by asayogure2004-05-18 17:01:03
                yup, it is a game by Nightwind2004-05-18 20:28:01
                  There are personal ads? by asayogure2004-05-18 20:39:12
                    I was going to start the thread, first thing... (n/t) by Nightwind2004-05-18 20:59:33
          Answers. by krikkert2004-05-18 14:49:43
      I'm OOOGLY. by sofaspud2004-05-18 09:01:43
        I didn't think the ugly stick was ON this server.. by Amander2004-05-18 13:04:27
        I've got good news for you... well, not bad anyway by Bellator2004-05-18 09:13:47
          And if someone whacks you with the ugly stick... by mcnutcase2004-05-18 09:23:45
            Can you also make the pretty stick gain charm? (n/t) by mwq2004-05-18 09:27:22
        lower limit? by Nightwind2004-05-18 09:06:41
      *spoiler* by Nightwind2004-05-18 08:39:20
        I am well aware of how to guage charm levels by asayogure2004-05-18 08:43:41
      Yeah... but *HOW* do you get married by asayogure2004-05-18 08:28:40
        There is also a minimum level you have to be by Bellator2004-05-18 08:57:58
          Ah, well see -- I was not aware of that by asayogure2004-05-18 09:13:18
            better off offering money in the church by diorama2004-05-18 16:36:52
              money in the church gets you charm points?? by asayogure2004-05-18 16:59:01
      Earth Fist: 2; Siphon Life: 3 (n/t) by Nosebud2004-05-18 06:57:08
        Lighting Aura: 5 (n/t) by Amander2004-05-18 13:01:30
          any others? by Nightwind2004-05-18 16:51:18
      thanks for your answer next question: by chaotic2004-05-18 06:18:17
        Suck it 'n' see :D (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-05-18 06:29:46
          ok, I'll try out as soon as a new day begins (n/t) by chaotic2004-05-18 06:37:24
            attack spell by Nightwind2004-05-18 09:05:44
              I found it out by now. seems helpful :-) (n/t) by chaotic2004-05-18 12:00:32
  why didn't you tell me that the game is addicting? by chaotic2004-05-18 04:13:14
    You haven't been reading this thread daily. by Spud312004-05-18 08:25:34
Making a game for Tungsten E. Yay! by Khaar2004-05-18 03:31:39
  If you're making a game by Winsmith2004-05-18 08:15:24
    Although, if you want to play a game... by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Won't be much of a game. by Khaar2004-05-18 09:11:31
  I had the same problem. by nevdull2004-05-18 05:18:30
    I don't think so. by Khaar2004-05-18 06:05:20
I am addicted to the internet.. arrrgh by jeff_uk2004-05-18 03:06:23
  I was addicted to MUDs by dodrian2004-05-18 03:44:22
    Might as well face it... by rorajoey2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Or: by jeff_uk2004-05-18 08:37:17
    I heard a story on a MUD once by TheGM2004-05-18 06:05:52
      heh by dodrian2004-05-18 13:12:56
    Heh. by mcnutcase2004-05-18 04:06:04
      I've done that after some major DFLW sessions. (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-05-18 04:12:04
        yeah, DFLW and similar lend themselves... by mcnutcase2004-05-18 04:17:19
          I ended up with 'banter' message macros :D by jeff_uk2004-05-18 04:21:35
            Headshots were very common in our games... by mcnutcase2004-05-18 04:31:28
              Grah.. knife kills... I Used to LOVE entering a by jeff_uk2004-05-18 04:39:52
                The answer to that one being... by mcnutcase2004-05-18 05:13:09
                  The barret :D by jeff_uk2004-05-18 05:55:13
                    as I always used to put it... by mcnutcase2004-05-18 05:57:31
                      ENOUGH OFTHIS! Nurse McNut... by jeff_uk2004-05-18 06:02:56
                        *draws dart gun* by mcnutcase2004-05-18 06:08:30
  How about starting mail with by cokish2004-05-18 03:12:28
    When I start mails with by Voltigeur2004-05-18 03:57:55
    Or... by Arivia2004-05-18 03:18:32
      Don't try that with my teacher. by krikkert2004-05-18 03:19:53
        HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! by Arivia2004-05-18 03:21:43
          With a d20 system, by krikkert2004-05-18 03:27:18
            House rule. by Arivia2004-05-18 04:29:50
              Oh-and it's still not 5%... by Arivia2004-05-18 04:43:27
    Even worse than that would be by krikkert2004-05-18 03:17:45
      Is that similar to by rorajoey2004-05-18 10:35:54
  Bwahahaha! by krikkert2004-05-18 03:09:38
"Do not use or store this module near... by Khaar2004-05-18 03:01:09
  Does the Earth's magnetic field count? (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-05-18 04:22:50
  ANY electric current causes a magnetic field. by pas512004-05-18 03:42:22
    Not near itself? by Matthewdba2004-05-18 12:00:56
    Well, this *is* a Dell laptop... by Khaar2004-05-18 03:55:56
  Both DVD and HD are not magnetic devices. by cokish2004-05-18 03:23:12
    What do you mean HD is not a magnetic device? by Khaar2004-05-18 03:35:43
      Strong magnetic vs weak magnetic by cokish2004-05-18 04:15:38
Free Association - computer style! by arachn1d2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It gives some odd replys. by AndyA2004-05-18 09:15:38
    But it does learn... by AndyA2004-05-18 09:18:21
  It's getting better. by Arivia2004-05-18 06:41:37
    *ahem* -- it's "misspell." by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Out of interest (really:) by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not looking good... by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 04:43:57
    I set up a nice loop, actually. by Arivia2004-05-18 04:45:59
      Is the game mad at me? by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 04:50:01
        Huh. by Arivia2004-05-18 05:09:31
  This seems to be somewhat similar in spirit by moddermonster2006-11-19 12:55:59
  One problem... by Arivia2004-05-18 02:49:54
    Well... by arachn1d2004-05-18 02:53:48
So I went to the doc today... by diGriz2004-05-18 02:33:31
  Perhaps... by BrainBug2004-05-18 03:56:30
    This bandage... by diGriz2004-05-18 04:18:44
  yellow, red, blue, violet unhealthy? by scissors2004-05-18 02:43:11
    I'm really interested... by diGriz2004-05-18 02:52:23
      PICTURES !!! by stacato2004-05-18 03:02:35
        Work by diGriz2004-05-18 03:39:24
          Michael Schumacer's in me pants! by jeff_uk2004-05-18 04:42:39
            *ba-dum....TISH!!* (n/t) by Tomo2004-05-18 04:48:58
              What goes "Ba-Dum" ? by jeff_uk2004-05-18 05:29:27
                What goes Ba-dum Tshhh? by jeff_uk2004-05-18 05:30:09
          What is? by saminz2004-05-18 03:51:39
            Nuts by diGriz2004-05-18 03:56:51
              Poor thing... by saminz2004-05-18 04:01:03
                Shooting... by diGriz2004-05-18 04:15:27
                  Caution. by saminz2004-05-18 04:17:03
                    Mess on the carpet by diGriz2004-05-18 04:20:08
                also er ist wirklich einer der wenigen by stacato2004-05-18 04:09:03
                  Innerrhalb von 3 Stunden... by diGriz2004-05-18 04:10:39
                    Also manchmal... by saminz2004-05-18 04:15:42
                      Falsch 'rum gedacht by diGriz2004-05-18 04:23:19
                        We sagt denn was von... by saminz2004-05-18 04:27:55
                          Bis mich jemand ärgert... by diGriz2004-05-18 04:30:50
                            Na bravo! by saminz2004-05-18 04:33:56
                              ich aber nicht ... by stacato2004-05-18 06:28:05
                                Stimmt by diGriz2004-05-18 07:16:52
                    Wohlgemerkt by diGriz2004-05-18 04:14:46
New Orleans Jambalaya by wiredprogrammer2004-05-18 02:31:56
  I don't think I ever had a bad meal by voxwoman2004-05-18 06:55:01
    I did. Brennan's reeked. I wanted to go to by Adiplomat2004-05-18 07:04:57
      I was lucky, then, I guess by voxwoman2004-05-18 07:07:15
        Best places to go are neighborhood joints anyway. by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 07:40:05
          Heh. Last time I was in the Big Easy by voxwoman2004-05-18 11:06:45
          Wish I'd known you in '98. by Adiplomat2004-05-18 07:57:38
            You ain't gonna be lonely next time, pal. by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 08:00:43
              *snigger* by treehugger2004-05-18 08:02:03
Help Requested on Win Xp Connecting Drives by vwofl2004-05-18 02:30:09
  Thx ill try the /SAVECRED by vwofl2004-05-18 04:13:25
  Add the parameter /SAVECRED. by krikkert2004-05-18 02:48:15
  Um... by Arivia2004-05-18 02:31:51
Interview #1 Round #2 by stacato2004-05-18 02:23:54
  Congrats! (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-05-18 02:45:53
    seconded (n/t) by plblark2004-05-18 06:20:49
Never a copystand when you need one. by mcnutcase2004-05-18 02:14:20
1337 speach.. by Diosyntaxa2004-05-18 01:49:56
  Jargon File sez by moddermonster2006-11-19 12:55:59
    So we can all blame the computer game? by AndyA2004-05-18 09:23:22
    Damn! I knew I was getting old :) by Diosyntaxa2004-05-18 06:38:56
      I used punch cards by Matthewdba2004-05-18 12:11:49
      Accumulator? by Tomo2004-05-18 08:40:25
        No. The accumulator is a register. by retiqlum22004-05-18 14:06:32
  I've always surmised... by grendelprime2004-05-18 02:49:31
    Pseudo security. by moddermonster2004-05-18 03:29:44
      Assuming that every letter in a word by jeff_uk2004-05-18 04:17:01
        But not all substitutions are equally likely. by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:38:30
  Didn't it come through Quake? by Arivia2004-05-18 01:53:01
    It came from by TheGM2004-05-18 02:12:05
      AAACK. That's the zip code by voxwoman2004-05-18 06:57:07
        tries to put zip code in calculator by Matthewdba2004-05-18 12:08:35
      Busted! by stujlaird2004-05-18 06:12:28
      Where-ever it came from - by jedidiahstott2004-05-18 02:42:24
      Which pocket calculator allows a leading zero? (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-18 02:27:29
        0.7734 (n/t) by Sim2004-05-18 02:29:57
          That would make hell'o by skeptic2004-05-18 02:35:27
            Remember the . doesn't take a character(old calcs) (n/t) by TheGM2004-05-18 06:26:09
            youre to sceptic² (n/t) by vwofl2004-05-18 03:42:52
UF Tuesday Writers Group by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Nothing this week by Egaeus2004-05-18 11:39:46
  Can we say scripted event? by Arivia2004-05-18 01:48:00
Another laptop though the window. Literally. by Khaar2004-05-18 00:55:53
  Ever thought of chaining them? by Celticess2004-05-18 12:31:23
  Break-in through Windows, not unexpected by scissors2004-05-18 01:57:51
  then either dont leave it there. orrr by bbr2004-05-18 01:27:30
    Why not get a desktop instead? by Khaar2004-05-18 02:19:51
  any security now? by acl682004-05-18 01:05:24
    Oh, we have alarm. by Khaar2004-05-18 01:07:20
      Yep by Alcyone2004-05-18 01:48:48
        sure... by acl682004-05-18 06:45:34
          In France? by retiqlum22004-05-18 14:01:32
          In Slovenia it's... by Khaar2004-05-18 07:54:10
  um .. dont leave them in front of windows? :P (n/t) by DragonLady2004-05-18 01:03:58
    Duh. by Khaar2004-05-18 02:15:28
      when we kept losing machines at uni by DragonLady2004-05-18 05:15:08
      Yek ... desk facing window AND a screen on it? by scissors2004-05-18 02:37:49
  {{{Khaar}}} by Electric Storm2004-05-18 01:03:11
    What did I do? Mine's still safe and in my reach. by Khaar2004-05-18 01:15:46
On Role-Playing Games by Illiad2004-05-18 00:33:49
  Top Secret by Celticess2004-05-18 12:29:37
  D&D by mortaine2004-05-18 11:15:29
  Just my opinions. Be gentle. by kambrose2004-05-18 10:45:43
  I dont know a lot about RPG's by gibuu2004-05-18 10:16:34
  I expect to be shot down, but... by sofaspud2004-05-18 09:36:25
  shadowrun by Nightwind2004-05-18 08:56:36
  My answers by kiroh2004-05-18 05:19:57
  GURPS Fantasy setting by bbr2004-05-18 03:48:36
  My answers by splat_ed2004-05-18 03:45:38
  CoC by bobtail2004-05-18 02:21:13
  Answers: by Arivia2006-11-19 12:55:59
    On the third point. by System Breaker2004-05-18 02:07:32
      No, you're not. by Arivia2004-05-18 02:10:09
  Hmm. Not much experience with the less known ones. by perpeduumimmobl2004-05-18 00:55:15
The UF 2-a-month photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
Attn: Uficle, and it's encyclopedic knowledge by Control2004-05-18 00:28:59
  google? by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The first one, thanks by Control2004-05-18 01:10:30
ads by google? by tajomaru2004-05-18 00:28:28
  in the spirit of Snapping Turtle... by gibuu2004-05-18 10:25:28
    hehe only get Spiderman lol go figure (nt) by gibuu2004-05-18 10:26:36
  They are approved. by shorty822004-05-18 00:31:14
    how appropriate... by niwikki2004-05-18 01:19:21
      hehe -- I just got the same for yours B-b (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-18 04:34:16
      Odd. by pas512004-05-18 04:03:38
        hit refresh by gibuu2004-05-18 10:23:44
    Just to expand: by Arivia2004-05-18 00:37:43
      I know that time by shorty822004-05-18 00:41:34
        My Google-ad for the above by Spiff2004-05-18 01:39:16
        thank you! by tajomaru2004-05-18 00:52:50
          And guess what... by MaW2004-05-18 01:14:08
            vanilla mango oil (nt) by gibuu2004-05-18 09:22:02
  they are official ..:P (n/t) by DragonLady2004-05-18 00:29:28
Did Pitr loose his bad fake accent? (n/t) by diGriz2004-05-18 00:14:49
  Nyet. by Arivia2004-05-18 00:18:03
  Nyet. by mcnutcase2004-05-18 00:16:11
    The webski... by Michiel_H2004-05-18 00:40:45
      WEBSKI?! by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
        Was just thinkink that (n/t) by tuxette2004-05-18 05:52:39
          So was I, when I posted it. ;) (n/t) by Michiel_H2004-05-18 05:57:23
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-05-18 00:10:01
  Inscarna: Krakatoan war cry by gibuu2004-05-18 14:13:17
spam. came.. spam spam spam,, hoo boy. by bbr2004-05-18 00:08:00
  how do spammers know if I open the mail? by raptor_872004-05-18 07:57:55
    Logging downloads of embedded images by Tomo2004-05-18 08:32:19
  I'm hoping I don't have to train Thunderbird ;) by mcnutcase2004-05-18 00:11:23
    i'm 1 years, and 2 months without spam so far :P by bbr2004-05-18 01:26:32
      1 year and 2 months, and already on UF ! Quick ! ( (n/t) by scissors2004-05-18 05:26:04
      True, but it's no competition (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-18 04:02:52
From the web came webcomics by chaotic2004-05-18 00:07:44
  You don't say by diGriz2004-05-18 00:10:27
    Seconded by mathwaster2004-05-18 01:25:55
    moin alteeeee. wo warst denn gestern ? (n/t) by stacato2004-05-18 00:15:36
      Ich habe für eine Bekannte JavaScript gebastelt by diGriz2004-05-18 00:27:27
        super. das gefühl kenne ich. by stacato2004-05-18 00:55:18
          Au ja! Bildchen :-)!!! (n/t) by saminz2004-05-18 00:59:56
            Bildchen! by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
              nicht du ... :) (n/t) by stacato2004-05-18 03:03:27
                Na ja, ich weiß, daß dies keine nägel sind, by ideur2004-05-18 03:12:45
                  Na vielen Dank... by saminz2004-05-18 03:18:14
                    DU hast hach einem bild gefragt by ideur2004-05-18 03:49:26
                      Ach ja, die lieben geeks... by saminz2004-05-18 03:55:04
                        Danke by diGriz2004-05-18 04:08:38
                          selber *hüstel*! by saminz2004-05-18 04:11:49
                            Gesunder Menschenverstand ? by ideur2004-05-18 07:11:40
                              Gute Erklärung, eigentlich... by saminz2004-05-18 07:46:12
        Viel Glück, ich schätze mal... by saminz2004-05-18 00:54:15
          wärs ein Gips, dann auch auf den Geruch. by stacato2004-05-18 00:58:17
      Haha, by krikkert2004-05-18 00:24:00
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  *wanders in looking out of place in a suit* by mcnutcase2004-05-18 05:23:41
    *brings a napkin* by treehugger2004-05-18 05:30:05
      I already finished it, thanks... by mcnutcase2004-05-18 05:35:21
        Indeed. by treehugger2004-05-18 05:58:46
          No thanks, just cookies. by mcnutcase2004-05-18 06:02:58
            Are they the ones I swapped earlier? by treehugger2004-05-18 06:12:41
              no, I ate those... (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-18 06:14:09
  I'll have a half pint of Castrol GTX with by jeff_uk2004-05-18 03:04:51
  *Puts Up Self-Serve Sign* by shorty822004-05-18 01:14:18
    thanks {{{shorty82}}} sleep well (n/t) by chaotic2004-05-18 01:56:37
    Thanks {{{shorty82}}} ! by Electric Storm2004-05-18 01:33:23
    {{{Shorty82}}} Thanks for everything! by treehugger2004-05-18 01:19:36
  Hello! by chrisP2004-05-18 01:11:11
    HI! by shorty822004-05-18 01:12:50
  Tanx for opening by Erwin Blonk2004-05-18 00:58:14
    Shame on it! by Electric Storm2004-05-18 01:01:24
    *Serves BAS* by shorty822004-05-18 00:59:59
  Morning!! by syren2004-05-18 00:42:35
    *Waves from Garden* by treehugger2004-05-18 00:54:30
    *serves tea and toast, to go* by shorty822004-05-18 00:44:28
  good Morning out there by loonita2004-05-18 00:41:45
    {{{loonita}}} by shorty822004-05-18 00:43:32
      hmmm, thanks, happy now {{shorty82}} (n/t) by loonita2004-05-18 00:47:53
        oooh! Chocolate muffins by treehugger2004-05-18 00:55:33
          *passes choc muffin to treehugger* (n/t) by loonita2004-05-18 03:19:05
            {{{Loonita}}} by treehugger2004-05-18 03:28:01
  Good Morning by noos2004-05-18 00:41:37
    *Serves BAS* by shorty822004-05-18 00:42:13
      *drinks BAS* by noos2004-05-18 00:55:06
        *serves muffin* (n/t) by shorty822004-05-18 00:55:48
  Morning all! :) by Electric Storm2004-05-18 00:36:59
    Good Morning! by shorty822004-05-18 00:38:38
      Not right now. *sips tea* TY by Electric Storm2004-05-18 00:42:00
  *Grabs a tankard of black as sin* by Bellator2004-05-18 00:31:56
    {{{Bellator}}} by shorty822004-05-18 00:32:48
      Nah by Bellator2004-05-18 00:34:35
        You're welcome! by shorty822004-05-18 00:35:34
  Yo shorty! Can I have a tall one? by hieraco2004-05-18 00:17:19
    {{{hieraco}}} by shorty822004-05-18 00:18:30
      No thanks, The hug was just what I needed by hieraco2004-05-18 00:48:42
  Goodmorning by Spisefisken2004-05-18 00:16:18
    Good Morning! by shorty822004-05-18 00:17:23
      Umm reheated coffee is good by Spisefisken2004-05-18 00:19:06
  Any reason for.. by Arivia2004-05-18 00:11:50
    "Split Newspaper pile" by ideur2004-05-18 00:27:46
      Ahh, I'll remember that for next time! Thanks! (n/ (n/t) by shorty822004-05-18 00:28:53
        Just copy the pile, then edit out the empty lines. by ideur2004-05-18 00:38:34
          I did check, by shorty822004-05-18 00:39:38
    No clue. by shorty822004-05-18 00:13:54
      Eh, no thanks. by Arivia2004-05-18 00:17:04
        Yah, you've got an OpenRPG to fix :-P (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-18 00:20:34
          I gave up. by Arivia2004-05-18 00:27:36
            FC1 or 2? (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-18 02:01:37
              2. by Arivia2004-05-18 02:05:46
                It's out. A friend of mine just told me. (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-18 02:08:35
                  Okay, thanks. by Arivia2004-05-18 02:10:00
    Cider? At this time of day? by mcnutcase2004-05-18 00:13:42
      Here there is also pear cider... by sims_mom2004-05-18 02:00:32
        That's perry, surely. by jedidiahstott2004-05-18 02:38:34
          Nah. You want Hoegaarden for a summer's day... by mcnutcase2004-05-18 03:35:30
      No, I mean cider... by Arivia2004-05-18 00:17:06
        No such bunny. by mcnutcase2004-05-18 00:21:33
          You sure? by Arivia2004-05-18 00:27:31
            Must be on the west of the Atlantic... by mcnutcase2004-05-18 00:29:34
              It is apple cider... by Arivia2004-05-18 00:33:27
                It's to the west of the atlantic ocean... by mcnutcase2004-05-18 00:37:55
                  What about pear cider? by afterburner2004-05-18 03:35:23
                    There is NO SUCH THING. by mcnutcase2004-05-18 04:03:52
                  Apple cider as opposed to "Hard Cider" ! by Electric Storm2004-05-18 00:47:58
                    so it's just apple juice? by mcnutcase2004-05-18 00:51:01
                      Which might explain it.. by Arivia2004-05-18 00:52:22
                        Excellent point! by Electric Storm2004-05-18 00:58:11
                  But with today's abominations... by Arivia2004-05-18 00:46:49
                    Well as a juice it's not too bad. by Electric Storm2004-05-18 00:53:42
  I just wondered why the newspapers are in a differ by chaotic2004-05-18 00:11:11
    I don't know. by shorty822004-05-18 00:13:05
      a small breakfast please by chaotic2004-05-18 00:16:59
        *Goes out to garden., notepad in hand* by shorty822004-05-18 00:19:58
          Thank, I got cookies from treehugger by chaotic2004-05-18 01:58:41
        *waves* by treehugger2004-05-18 00:18:21
          *waves back* Good morning! by chaotic2004-05-18 00:21:16
            {{{Chaotic}}} by treehugger2004-05-18 00:23:21
              {{{treehugger}}} by chaotic2004-05-18 00:37:06
                I have a never ending pile. by treehugger2004-05-18 00:53:06
                  that's great! by chaotic2004-05-18 01:57:37
  *makes Iced coffee* by treehugger2004-05-18 00:09:38
    Short 82? by Arivia2004-05-18 00:17:28
      #1: The self-destruct system by pas512004-05-18 04:06:19
      Arrgh! Sorry! Excuse = it's early (n/t) by treehugger2004-05-18 00:17:59
    Not a problem. by shorty822004-05-18 00:11:42
      Got any cookies? by treehugger2004-05-18 00:13:41
        No choc-chip here, I'm afraid... by mcnutcase2004-05-18 00:15:17
          Mmmm sounds delicious by treehugger2004-05-18 00:17:19
            I'm fine, thanks ^^ by mcnutcase2004-05-18 00:19:34
        Of course! by shorty822004-05-18 00:14:38
          Thanks! by treehugger2004-05-18 00:16:12
Illiad is havink a jab at himself again! by Arivia2004-05-18 00:04:20
  Dirty bastige. by LionsPhil2004-05-18 01:26:27
    In a bad mood today? (n/t) by Arivia2004-05-18 01:57:00
      EvilLionsPhil stole his computer again. (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-18 03:00:17
Translations by Nea2004-05-18 00:01:02
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-05-18 13:33:16
    Kleine Korrektur by diGriz2004-05-18 14:47:23
  Züritüütsch by saminz2004-05-18 00:50:47
  Esperanto by goulo2004-05-18 00:19:23
  German / Deutsch (top thread) (n/t) by Farmer2004-05-18 00:01:42
    by UnFair by UnFair2004-05-18 01:16:39
      Hurra! by UnFair2004-05-18 01:21:06
        Ähm... by diGriz2004-05-18 02:21:17
    by Farmer by Farmer2004-05-18 00:10:09
    by diGriz by diGriz2004-05-18 00:07:44
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  That perfect, brief moment of silence by bob30852004-05-18 19:34:04
  The summer I was 15 by thewrongcrowd2004-05-18 13:28:27
  that is a hard one by Reddy2004-05-18 11:13:32
  When I found out I was pregnant - by Spud312004-05-18 08:52:52
  Coming home from school each day, by Adiplomat2004-05-18 08:43:37
  Tie between the confusion of... by Ravenlock2004-05-18 07:47:50
    You know, I wasn't terrified so much as angry by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 07:56:10
      I was in shock by voxwoman2004-05-18 11:24:05
      I was impressed. by Tomo2004-05-18 08:18:48
      I was terrified and/or angry by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:13:44
  There have been so many... by voxwoman2004-05-18 07:03:28
    Honestly, I would have left the car with its by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 07:44:16
      There was no time by voxwoman2004-05-18 11:16:49
      On a freeway, STAY IN THE CAR by Tomo2004-05-18 08:12:43
        Depends on situation. by LionsPhil2004-05-18 08:15:51
          You're assuming by Matthewdba2004-05-18 12:23:03
        If something hits me and I'm standing next to by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 08:14:48
  When I saw the face in the backseat by SnappingTurtle2004-05-18 06:31:07
  It'd have to be Oct 2nd 2002 by AshyRaine2004-05-18 05:36:41
  Two scares in one by tuxette2004-05-18 05:34:47
    {{{tuxette}}} by mcnutcase2004-05-18 05:45:27
  Cuban Missile Crisis. by NOLAWitch2004-05-18 05:31:56
  Sears Tower, March 1999 by freon2004-05-18 04:24:05
  Many years ago... by sims_mom2004-05-18 01:54:20
    NEVER EVER run from a bear.... by bbr2004-05-18 03:53:07
      Speaking from experience? by saminz2004-05-18 03:56:50
        north pole? by bbr2004-05-18 07:28:17
          I would suggest that... by saminz2004-05-18 07:48:49
    oh - wow.... by saminz2004-05-18 02:05:23
  Can't recall the year but... by Electric Storm2004-05-18 01:18:42
  Climbing a tree aged 14 by Voltigeur2004-05-18 01:13:23
  I think it was when I was seriously ill by skeptic2004-05-18 01:06:34
  Amsterdam, 76... by saminz2004-05-18 00:58:21
    bull by bbr2004-05-18 01:28:36
      You rat ;-)!!! by saminz2004-05-18 02:01:02
        i live around there :P (nt) by bbr2004-05-18 02:38:30
  I can't decide by Alcyone2004-05-18 00:34:58
  At the birth of my daughter by wayness2004-05-18 00:27:29
    What a way to come into the world :-( by hieraco2004-05-18 00:53:16
  When I ran in on a scrap at the jail. by Illiad2004-05-18 00:26:47
  Strangely enough, it wasn't the time... by kahuana2004-05-18 00:21:01
  When in Bosnia on a convey and I saw by hieraco2004-05-18 00:15:27
  Probably in some dream. I live an uneventful life. (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-18 00:12:09
  hmmm by Celticess2004-05-18 00:10:12
  Whenever I have been near heights by Spisefisken2004-05-18 00:02:55
    Good job I don't have that fear. by Tomo2004-05-18 04:15:52
      I used to be acrophobic. by mcnutcase2004-05-18 04:36:43
        2/3G isn't a problem. by Tomo2004-05-18 04:40:34
    Ever tried standing on a glass ceiling? by treehugger2004-05-18 02:15:26
      The one in the CN tower was fun. by wheresthefish2004-05-18 16:34:24
      Glass FLOORs were OK by scissors2004-05-18 03:00:27
    Same here.... by buzzin2004-05-18 01:52:08
    It's funny by Alcyone2004-05-18 00:51:57
      it's the brain i guess by ranja2004-05-18 01:59:07
        I have been onboard, when... by Alcyone2004-05-18 02:13:56
      It's the window between you and the drop by afterburner2004-05-18 01:20:21
        True, true. by Alcyone2004-05-18 02:01:46
        True.Try opening the balconydoor on the 21st floor by buzzin2004-05-18 01:50:25
          I have the same thing by afterburner2004-05-18 01:55:03
            How about by Alcyone2004-05-18 02:08:49
    with u there, got the same... by loonita2004-05-18 00:46:02
    That form is, yes. by mcnutcase2004-05-18 00:06:30
  When my ex said "yes" to our first date. by mcnutcase2004-05-18 00:02:40
  Right after my father died. (n/t) by Arivia2004-05-18 00:01:28
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Has anyone actually worked out by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hex. by Arivia2004-05-18 05:09:41
      Opera is easy by sereth2004-05-18 17:27:10
      actually... by Nightwind2004-05-18 08:37:31
  KS, would you please change the name of the font by chaotic2004-05-18 00:03:59
    I think we'll have to put up with it for a few day by Electric Storm2004-05-18 02:00:39
      ok, I'll wait until next week and then look for by chaotic2004-05-18 03:27:07
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-05-18 00:00:01
  answer by killerkowboi2004-05-18 00:32:41
    Comanche or Curly by Illiad2004-05-18 00:43:25
      British "strategic" victory.... by tajomaru2004-05-18 00:58:17
        there armor was to thin for the ... by vwofl2004-05-18 04:03:00
          My Shot at the Answer. by wstam2006-11-19 12:55:59
          "Bismarck" in WW I ??? by grmpf2004-05-18 05:27:40
            if the point of the answer is wrong by vwofl2004-05-18 05:56:25
          oepsidaisy by vwofl2004-05-18 04:18:53
            Not a major problem... by mcnutcase2004-05-18 04:20:11
          Wha? by mcnutcase2004-05-18 04:10:20

 

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