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Cartoon for May 13, 2004
Strip for May 13, 2004
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Oh no, they're coming for us! by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dangit, wrong day... :( (n/t) by BrainBug2004-05-14 07:46:54
ATTN: Illiad, my book arrived by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
Ugh, well, I'm off. by lucidpsyche2004-05-13 23:51:37
  Good night. by shorty822004-05-13 23:52:39
*goes to bed* by Llyr2004-05-13 23:51:06
  'night you. -hugs- Happy birthday. (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-05-13 23:52:06
  Good Night (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 23:51:33
  *frags Llyr 17 times* Night! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-05-13 23:51:29
*KAFF* *KAFF* *KAFF* *C A C K!!!* by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Phlegm is a good thing! by saminz2004-05-13 23:46:58
  Oh, it's the strep throat... by JillSwift2004-05-13 23:18:11
    No, that's me. by Arivia2004-05-13 23:22:03
      Pardon me for asking the obvious: by JillSwift2004-05-13 23:36:03
        Yes, I have... by Arivia2004-05-13 23:37:58
          Oh man. by JillSwift2004-05-14 00:02:22
  Too funny. by AG_wyvern2004-05-13 23:03:10
    Hahaha! by Egaeus2004-05-13 23:08:04
ATTN: Lord_Dolphin by AG_wyvern2004-05-13 22:35:22
Well my bag is packed I'm ready to go by Egaeus2004-05-13 22:28:10
  im a leaving on a jet plane (n/t) by joecrouse2004-05-14 14:42:30
  Drive savely by ideur2004-05-13 23:45:03
  Have fun. by Arivia2004-05-13 22:38:13
    Will do by Egaeus2004-05-13 23:05:15
  Have a safe trip! (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 22:30:01
    I'll try by Egaeus2004-05-13 22:40:28
      Hopefully I will be able to find the by shorty822004-05-13 22:59:05
        Well good luck by Egaeus2004-05-13 23:08:31
          G'Night (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 23:13:26
well, im off to bed by noose2004-05-13 22:17:52
  and in other news, in a related story- by noose2004-05-13 22:18:45
    I concur. by Arivia2004-05-13 22:19:35
If Microsoft only made Flight Simulator... by watsondog2004-05-13 22:14:30
  But Flight Simulator is for TERRORISTS! by tnglives2004-05-13 23:16:37
    Thank you Donald Rumsfeld by watsondog2004-05-14 01:19:30
    I actually have tried multiple times by Alcyone2004-05-13 23:58:10
That was a much better series finale. by AG_wyvern2004-05-13 22:11:49
  Dammit...I was hoping to catch that. by Arivia2004-05-13 22:13:21
    Haven't seen the previews. by AG_wyvern2004-05-13 22:25:41
FTP program by ToLazyToThink2004-05-13 22:11:14
  FileZilla by abaron2004-05-13 23:00:20
  leechftp by spiffikins2004-05-13 22:58:59
i saw one of these on the road recently by noose2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A friend of mine got to drive one of these: by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
    best part of the whole page.. by Ubergeek22004-05-13 22:35:56
    ahhhhh damn! nice! by noose2004-05-13 22:12:58
  Looks lamborghinish. (patents new word) (n/t) by MrTrick2004-05-13 22:07:51
    For some reason... by Arivia2004-05-13 22:10:13
So instead of buying a diploma by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Only if it's Baron Munchausen (n/t) by MrTrick2004-05-13 22:00:22
  Now that's just wrong. by AndyA2004-05-13 21:51:16
  Oh then you're really gonna hate me by DesertRat662004-05-13 21:47:52
  I don't need it by abaron2004-05-13 21:42:06
Llyr: I'd like to apologise. by JillSwift2004-05-13 21:34:20
  Perhaps by DesertRat662004-05-13 21:49:32
    I'd say... by JillSwift2004-05-13 21:53:29
  LOL - thanks. :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 21:35:50
So, how's Opera for a web browser? by bassplayer2004-05-13 21:26:56
  Opera is very good by Control2004-05-13 23:29:42
  ive been using opera for a while... by out2lunch2004-05-13 22:14:07
    I like opera by astro-g2004-05-13 22:31:17
  And those who use Opera tend to love it. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 21:44:58
  You have to ask?! by Arivia2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Firefox by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    Don't try it, it's slooooow by Control2004-05-13 23:30:31
      Firefox is not slow. by shorty822004-05-13 23:41:12
      Are you insane? by Arivia2004-05-13 23:37:00
    Seconded. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 21:42:46
      -1ed. by Arivia2004-05-13 21:45:21
    Here is the link to my links: by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    y'know...i keep TRYING to like it... by spiffikins2004-05-13 21:34:50
      A thought, by shorty822004-05-13 21:53:33
      Very, Very strange by abaron2004-05-13 21:49:37
      thoughts on your crashing by deadweasle2004-05-13 21:48:59
      Hmm... by Arivia2004-05-13 21:44:05
        Agreed by shorty822004-05-13 21:48:11
          i know it's weird! by spiffikins2004-05-13 22:38:04
      That... is very, very odd. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 21:44:04
Hey Ben. by Llyr2004-05-13 21:25:59
  Dude. by bassplayer2004-05-13 21:31:41
    heh, no problem. Tell me by Llyr2004-05-13 21:36:18
things Windows shouldn't allow... by spiffikins2004-05-13 21:16:07
  Did the DNS record map to by hadji2004-05-13 21:24:21
    nope, it mapped to their valid IP address (n/t) by spiffikins2004-05-13 21:24:48
  What? The luser named his computer localhost? (n/t by shorty822004-05-13 21:22:30
    yep by spiffikins2004-05-13 21:23:30
      I hope they use a fireax for the job :) by shorty822004-05-13 21:26:34
Attn: Maths and electronic logic boffins... by MrTrick2004-05-13 21:09:52
  I know the odds of the normal attempt: by MrTrick2004-05-13 21:20:25
    I can't confirm this but... by AndyA2004-05-13 22:04:53
So a guy escapes from the mental hospital by bassplayer2004-05-13 20:58:15
  At least he didn't hurt some body. (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 21:06:54
  At least you were fortunate enough by Spisefisken2004-05-13 21:01:03
    Precisely what my brother said. :) (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-13 21:12:23
Interesting idea... by Arivia2006-11-19 12:55:59
'Night UFies. by Adiplomat2004-05-13 20:44:16
  G'Night (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 20:46:45
What the Q is wrong with this server?! by bassplayer2004-05-13 20:30:49
  Um, help? Please? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-13 20:41:50
    It's only been 10 minutes, (now ~20) by shorty822004-05-13 20:49:20
      No ideas? IDEAS? Any ideas? by bassplayer2004-05-13 20:52:12
        bandwidth = amount of data sent or recieved by polveroj2004-05-13 21:18:41
          Hey, dude. Are you an Esperantist? by bassplayer2004-05-13 21:21:29
        Sorry, I am not sure what bandwidth is either, by shorty822004-05-13 20:57:05
Awesome. :D by Llyr2004-05-13 20:22:16
  don't let rain wash it away! (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-05-13 20:27:54
    Unlikely, in Utah :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 20:28:33
      ...in the late spring by bassplayer2004-05-13 20:31:40
        It's actually been rather cool here lately. by Llyr2004-05-13 21:24:32
Attn: All ET players by DesertRat662004-05-13 20:21:06
  might be back (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-05-13 20:28:31
  Maybe in a few minutes. by shorty822004-05-13 20:24:25
    well you can say someone by Dad2TZK2004-05-13 20:30:44
      Someones. by Naruki2004-05-13 22:14:44
      Ahhh! I understand. (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 20:32:28
    *can't help giggling* (n/t) by Arivia2004-05-13 20:28:00
    My patience. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 20:26:39
  Be there innashort. by themadkansan2004-05-13 20:23:45
  In a sec. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 20:22:40
TTGTB by oot2004-05-13 19:39:23
  *also sleeps* (no cello here, though) (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-13 19:46:40
  {{{oot}}} by radiowave9112004-05-13 19:46:22
  Good night. by shorty822004-05-13 19:43:23
  'night. -hugs- sleep well! (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-05-13 19:42:15
PHP & SQL RDMBS' - Scalability and benchmarks by Arachn1d2004-05-13 19:34:56
yay bad weather days! by noose2004-05-13 19:33:43
You know, Illiad... by Arivia2004-05-13 19:16:17
  Not to me. by Illiad2004-05-13 19:23:48
    Kudos to Yohimbe, then. by Arivia2004-05-13 19:26:09
Cello baaaad... by oot2004-05-13 19:09:51
  And BTW by hadji2004-05-13 20:51:39
    Thanks! (n/t) by oot2004-05-14 05:21:51
  Maybe this will help..... by radiowave9112004-05-13 19:23:27
    *giggle* by oot2004-05-13 19:29:24
      I have been following your threads. by radiowave9112004-05-13 19:35:48
        *Hands you a chocolate muffin labelled "orange"* by oot2004-05-13 19:38:11
          hacker humor? by Nightwind2004-05-13 21:35:13
            Nah, not hacker by oot2004-05-14 05:21:02
          That's not looniness, really. It's synesthesia. by bassplayer2004-05-13 20:41:23
          *takes muffin* by radiowave9112004-05-13 19:45:13
            Does it smell of the color nine? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-05-13 20:40:10
              feels like the letter Q to me. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 21:36:37
  s/tim/time (n/t) by oot2004-05-13 19:18:20
Would you all hate me... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Would you "hate" yourself? That's the only by Adiplomat2004-05-13 20:26:10
  But do employers check the source? by AndyA2004-05-13 19:34:58
    Very, very rarely. by Kickstart2004-05-13 20:04:14
    Does anybody check the source by watsondog2004-05-13 20:01:18
  No by oot2004-05-13 19:26:36
  It raises an interesting point. by Illiad2004-05-13 19:22:16
    But look at the friends you've made by hadji2004-05-13 21:32:07
    Canadian Corporate culture vs. by LthrOttr2004-05-13 21:12:54
    using the knowledge by AG_wyvern2004-05-13 20:25:17
    Poor Illiad. Forced to live by his word(s)! :+) by Adiplomat2004-05-13 19:50:19
      Down Under by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Did I say that? Oops! Dang that strikeout! by Adiplomat2004-05-13 20:30:16
  Hate you? No, but.... by radiowave9112004-05-13 19:15:33
  By asking this question by whoami2004-05-13 19:06:01
    Nah...it's highly doubtful I'd actually do it by Kickstart2004-05-13 19:08:15
      It flippin' HAS to be! A given system is by Adiplomat2004-05-13 19:14:22
Lovely by amanita2004-05-13 19:02:13
  Tell them... by Pyrion2004-05-13 21:15:26
  I can relate... by j.butterfly2004-05-13 19:04:52
    Ours was an by amanita2004-05-13 19:08:47
      Actually, I lived on a farm by j.butterfly2004-05-13 19:10:36
Cooking Dinner by Bastetsmuse2004-05-13 18:53:29
  Got some Jalapeno's to go with that? by radiowave9112004-05-13 19:26:57
  Thanks, but no thanks by shorty822004-05-13 19:07:52
  Me! by Arivia2004-05-13 18:55:43
    Behold the power of CHEESE! (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-05-13 19:01:37
      I need no lessons in that. Who would DARE by Adiplomat2004-05-13 19:33:37
        You mean, I have a contender?? by j.butterfly2004-05-13 20:12:21
          Webster household? by shorty822004-05-13 20:43:59
          Trust me, I am NO contender for ANYthing in the by Adiplomat2004-05-13 20:37:43
        Not me. by Arivia2004-05-13 19:35:13
One expensive Weenie! by j.butterfly2004-05-13 18:46:42
  Likely puppy mill dogs, too by watsondog2004-05-13 20:11:20
  And they probably don't roast well, either! by Adiplomat2004-05-13 18:49:13
    hehehe :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-05-13 18:58:19
Rawr. by lucidpsyche2004-05-13 18:46:18
  Whenever people blame me for computer problems... by Pyrion2004-05-13 21:17:42
    Unfortunately, I can't do that. by lucidpsyche2004-05-13 23:48:47
  Let it burn. by themadkansan2004-05-13 20:25:36
  I got given that reputation once... by MrTrick2004-05-13 19:26:38
  {{{lucidpsyche}}} by shorty822004-05-13 19:11:27
  Start taking notes by Arcanum2004-05-13 19:07:36
    Go BOFH on her by ToLazyToThink2004-05-13 19:42:14
  Refuse. Tell her she can live with the problems by Adiplomat2004-05-13 18:55:30
    Hah, like that would work with my family. by lucidpsyche2004-05-13 18:58:43
      So? by BaruMonkey2004-05-13 19:23:28
        Ooh, and another thing! by BaruMonkey2004-05-13 19:24:33
      Good! Let him! by Adiplomat2004-05-13 19:20:38
  lucidpsyche ... by Bastetsmuse2004-05-13 18:52:15
    Oh no. by lucidpsyche2004-05-13 18:56:35
      w00t! by benjy2004-05-13 19:13:55
        That's what I would do. by shorty822004-05-13 19:30:59
W:ET 7 on... by imperito2004-05-13 18:33:46
  Make that 6 and JillSwift is kicking Heinie (n/t) by DesertRat662004-05-13 18:46:45
Was there talk of a UF D&D campaign? by krisguy2004-05-13 18:01:14
  Hmm.. by Arivia2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Try the DND user diary by diorama2006-11-19 12:55:59
Anyone interested in... by Arivia2004-05-13 17:57:55
  Mycroft ... Mycroft ... Hmmm.... by ChuckAB2004-05-13 21:36:40
    Well, not exactly. by Arivia2004-05-13 21:41:05
  That sounds interseting. by shorty822004-05-13 17:59:51
    When do you think you will have it ready? by shorty822004-05-13 18:29:20
      First try... by Arivia2004-05-13 18:33:45
        Sure, I'd love to. by shorty822004-05-13 18:59:52
          Sent! by Arivia2004-05-13 19:39:01
            Recieved! by shorty822004-05-13 19:45:32
              Problem by shorty822004-05-13 19:53:18
                Basic Coding Rule #1: by Arivia2004-05-13 19:59:35
                  True, so true. (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 20:01:05
                    *pulls hair out* by Arivia2004-05-13 20:05:58
                      Today, May 13, 2004, 9:47:09 PM by shorty822004-05-13 20:11:15
                        Well, that's earlier than the timestamp I've got. by Arivia2004-05-13 20:18:11
                          Got it. by shorty822004-05-13 20:28:40
                            Just signed in. by Arivia2004-05-13 20:35:36
                              Same here (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 20:37:54
                          That's weird. by shorty822004-05-13 20:22:01
                            I'm in a different time zone. by Arivia2004-05-13 20:28:39
                              OK, by shorty822004-05-13 20:29:52
          Do the number stay in the addy? (n/t) by Arivia2004-05-13 19:26:48
            Yes. (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 19:35:03
              Yeah they stay, by shorty822004-05-13 19:41:17
            s/number/numbers. by Arivia2004-05-13 19:28:06
              I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken, (n/t) by radiowave9112004-05-13 19:31:16
        And v. 0.1 will be missing sidebar support. (n/t) by Arivia2004-05-13 18:49:52
          That won't be a problem for me by shorty822004-05-13 19:09:07
    Because it's based off... by Arivia2004-05-13 18:05:34
      Yep, thanks (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 18:06:18
Tricky Electronics question by MrTrick2004-05-13 17:34:50
  Wait, how about this by MrTrick2004-05-13 18:07:08
    OK so you want to avoid a 555/external IC's... by AndyA2004-05-13 18:22:52
      Does not have to be that consistent. by MrTrick2004-05-13 18:31:35
        If you have space in the CPLD by AndyA2004-05-13 19:38:18
  probably not a good idea... by dals_rule2004-05-13 17:48:38
  how about a 555 timer? or would that take up to by techi8702004-05-13 17:48:29
  Wait, maybe I'd better elucidate: by MrTrick2004-05-13 17:47:57
    555 would work you could have the input pulse by techi8702004-05-13 17:50:19
      hmm... by MrTrick2004-05-13 17:54:29
        simple rc should work by dals_rule2004-05-13 18:38:03
    go with the '555, then by dals_rule2004-05-13 17:49:25
WAN suddenly dropping out by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  do you have by astro-g2004-05-13 17:46:25
    Yes, by shorty822004-05-13 17:49:45
      Different ports for one thing. by hadji2004-05-13 18:23:29
        Different protocols too. by radiowave9112004-05-13 18:34:03
          I also use hardware firewalls. by shorty822004-05-13 19:02:24
        Ok, by shorty822004-05-13 18:26:36
  s/sometime/sometimes/ (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 17:16:05
"Terry Pratchett." by hadji2004-05-13 17:03:59
  Tell them to ask the Librarian by jedidiahstott2004-05-13 17:14:25
WOW -- an anti-HIV virus by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  see, I knew I needed to go into genetics by AshyRaine2004-05-13 18:03:00
  So... by imperito2004-05-13 17:13:09
STOB! by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
Spaghetti, beer and Slackware. by silvermoon822004-05-13 16:45:08
ARGH! I can't believe they are doing this! by lord_dolphin2004-05-13 16:39:27
  Your management are nuts! O_O by diorama2004-05-13 16:44:57
    well, they have good reasons... by lord_dolphin2004-05-13 17:03:37
      If you've already sold 55K by diorama2004-05-13 17:10:57
        Devil's advocate - by jedidiahstott2004-05-13 17:17:43
          Nothing venture nothing gained by diorama2004-05-13 17:21:36
            venture should be ventured.... (n/t) by diorama2004-05-13 17:22:04
Used Cars by hadji2004-05-13 16:32:37
  So I see an ad for a . . . by hadji2004-05-13 18:20:24
  yes if they are paying costs of having it checked by Celticess2004-05-13 17:38:25
  Yes, in fact you'd better by Slamlander2004-05-13 17:12:57
    Well, I'm the prospective buyer. by hadji2004-05-13 17:22:45
  Yes. by MrTrick2004-05-13 16:46:29
  Yes. by Illiad2004-05-13 16:40:45
    yes I was thinking the same by Celticess2004-05-13 17:40:12
    Illiad, you've got a by hadji2004-05-13 16:50:51
  Fair and agreeable, yes. by Llyr2004-05-13 16:36:39
Dammit.(useless rantings inside) by Arivia2004-05-13 16:20:52
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
USA Trip - Update # 3 by karaken122004-05-13 16:09:09
PHP gurus by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  maybe this will help? by tigermouse2004-05-13 16:48:24
  Hmm, I've done something like this before by IByte2004-05-13 16:33:03
    Oh, here's the link to that page by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I might be able to help. by Pic2004-05-13 16:13:31
    code, output by SnappingTurtle2004-05-13 16:47:16
      Are you sure that tm_wday is an int? by Pic2004-05-13 16:54:01
Pleased, but also strangely let down :-) by AG_wyvern2004-05-13 15:41:54
So now we find out... by Kickstart2004-05-13 15:26:42
  Ordered to hold the leash . . . by hadji2004-05-13 16:20:10
    Maybe im just confusing reality with by gibuu2004-05-13 16:24:12
      She was a private, what could they do? by watsondog2004-05-13 19:49:17
      The old system: by Illiad2004-05-13 16:29:00
        The current system by snake2004-05-13 17:23:23
        quite open to abuse this system methinks (n/t) by diorama2004-05-13 16:33:53
      IIRC the Nuremberg (sp?) trials ruled by Pic2004-05-13 16:26:28
        I think this would qualify as vile. (n/t) by hadji2004-05-13 16:30:05
          Vile isn't even its first name by Pic2004-05-13 16:33:52
  What's to dispute? by Morely2004-05-13 15:40:06
    You commanded a Bradley? by Illiad2004-05-13 15:44:14
  The military tries, but it is awfully difficult by pk23172004-05-13 15:38:29
  Do you have a link? by Lis772004-05-13 15:37:34
Dang, how did it know THAT ? by aix tom2004-05-13 15:09:36
  I guess it's not too surprising that it didn't get by amanita2004-05-13 18:06:19
  Failed horribly on tank by jedidiahstott2004-05-13 17:33:09
    Same here. by Arivia2004-05-13 17:34:41
  It's impressive... by friekatoni2004-05-13 16:13:08
  Holy Moley, did it veer away from the answer by AG_wyvern2004-05-13 15:59:12
  Got a dragon. by Arivia2004-05-13 15:46:47
    What the hell? by Arivia2004-05-13 15:52:43
      This is even weirder... by Arivia2004-05-13 16:01:52
        It's alive! by Helgon2004-05-13 17:11:36
        Apparently its also farmed :-s (n/t) by diorama2004-05-13 16:06:58
      LOL (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 16:00:12
  Classified as Other (a.k.a. NOT ANIMAL) by BaruMonkey2004-05-13 15:34:37
  not too shabby by AG_wyvern2004-05-13 15:28:07
    this one was just weird... by AG_wyvern2004-05-13 15:31:04
      And the final one... it didn't guess this one by AG_wyvern2004-05-13 15:36:48
        tada! by AG_wyvern2004-05-13 16:00:14
Just saw the best tag line yet: by ChuckAB2004-05-13 14:55:52
  "If at first you don't suceed ... by BaruMonkey2004-05-13 15:35:16
    I was going to say: by subbywan2004-05-13 15:37:55
      Yes. Yes, that would also have fit. by BaruMonkey2004-05-13 15:41:06
        *grins* (n/t) by subbywan2004-05-13 15:43:20
Ridiculously slow disk spin up, driving me crazy.. by asayogure2004-05-13 14:46:53
  Control Panel -> Power Options by wheresthefish2004-05-13 15:25:48
    Thank you, I have turned off the power setting by asayogure2004-05-13 15:57:23
  The 189 GB is correct though. by julius.apweiler2004-05-13 15:24:26
    well, the problem lies in the disk manufacturers by Freakazoid2004-05-13 15:40:33
  turn off your sleep mode settings (n/t) by DarthSane2004-05-13 14:55:37
Well, it looks like my efforts are bearing fruit by lord_dolphin2004-05-13 14:35:14
  Congratulations! (n/t) by Lis772004-05-13 15:20:34
  Very impressive by diorama2004-05-13 14:40:55
  .... by Arivia2004-05-13 14:39:23
    Give that man a blank cheque to write his own rais by AG_wyvern2004-05-13 15:39:58
where have all the packets gone??? (n/t) by out2lunch2004-05-13 14:30:11
  They're all stuck on the socket (n/t) by jedidiahstott2004-05-13 17:38:29
  I stole them all!!! by shorty822004-05-13 15:23:25
    hmm... by Myke2004-05-13 20:54:43
  Same place as the cowboys. (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-05-13 15:23:02
  Pratchetian answer: by LionsPhil2004-05-13 14:59:01
  long time pinging! by parastra2004-05-13 14:48:51
    Is that a fan that always blows to the left (n/t) by version0.12004-05-13 15:14:11
  To the tune of that Sam Roberts song? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-13 14:47:34
    Where have all the Good People Gone? by Arivia2004-05-13 14:49:56
  Can't think of anything (n/t) by IByte2004-05-13 14:37:12
  <nickelbackinterpretation> by Arivia2004-05-13 14:36:26
    Good Times Gone. (n/t) by Myke2004-05-13 14:36:55
      You're right! by Arivia2004-05-13 14:40:51
        Door C (n/t) by Myke2004-05-13 16:47:49
          *spins around* by Arivia2006-11-19 12:55:59
            That's on MY SERVER! by Myke2004-05-13 20:50:32
              Oops...sorry...didn't know... by Arivia2004-05-13 21:06:02
                Krikkert's a client of mine :) by Myke2004-05-13 21:33:11
                  You do that yourself? by Arivia2004-05-13 21:38:09
                    there's ways to find out: by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      I am going to have to remember you when I set by shorty822004-05-13 21:51:20
                        Works for me :) by Myke2004-05-13 21:52:09
                      Yeah, I get that... by Arivia2004-05-13 21:49:41
                        Understood. by Myke2004-05-13 21:54:02
                          *needs checkbook* by Arivia2004-05-13 21:58:35
                            w00t! by Myke2004-05-13 22:05:03
                              Hamilton, Ontario. by Arivia2004-05-13 22:08:32
                                Same here by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Which one? :p by Arivia2004-05-13 22:17:31
                                I'm on the left. by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Are you the guy in the chair lift? by Arivia2004-05-13 22:27:07
                                aye. by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Have a nice time. by Arivia2004-05-13 22:38:25
  Technology gap (n/t) by Myke2004-05-13 14:35:29
  Oklahoma (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-13 14:31:44
ATTN: Winsmith by diorama2004-05-13 14:13:15
ATTN: krikkert by Arivia2004-05-13 14:03:14
  Will do. by krikkert2004-05-13 16:26:57
    Thanks. by Arivia2004-05-13 16:30:27
    Done. (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-13 16:30:20
I have come up with a new drink. by nin_man2004-05-13 13:56:04
  Much hot sauce and boiling water (n/t) by llamatron2004-05-13 19:01:02
  My highschool cousin and 3 of his buddies by justwanderin2004-05-13 14:21:32
    your highschool cousin? by noose2004-05-13 14:26:40
      heh... no my cousin the highschool... by justwanderin2004-05-13 14:49:26
  Ask Illiad. by Naruki2004-05-13 14:16:24
    Ya by Illiad2004-05-13 14:19:12
      Don't remind me by Egaeus2004-05-13 14:23:22
        Aside from penicillin... by Illiad2004-05-13 14:34:28
          Strep is painful and not fun by watsondog2004-05-13 15:05:36
            Re: Strep is painful and not fun by Eric3_141592004-05-13 16:15:30
            Madre de Dios by Illiad2004-05-13 15:16:51
              Rheumatic fever by watsondog2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I just remember by Egaeus2004-05-13 15:01:04
            I just remember by BloodyViking2004-05-13 15:03:41
            And Chloraseptic by Egaeus2004-05-13 15:02:56
          Juice popsicles by LthrOttr2004-05-13 14:38:50
  everclear, moonshine, sun flower seed shells? (n/t by noose2004-05-13 13:58:35
    *Hurk* (n/t) by xenode2004-05-13 14:12:55
ufie recipe time! the wicked witch of the south by noose2004-05-13 13:52:53
  Amatuer by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    nevr siad ay cuud spel (n/t) by justwanderin2004-05-13 14:13:43
    Hmmm... in response to nin_man's observation... by justwanderin2004-05-13 14:05:04
  There's a reason you sleep alone. by nin_man2004-05-13 13:54:14
    How do you put skid marks by DesertRat662004-05-13 13:56:21
    nobody can take the bed races... by noose2004-05-13 13:55:17
Has anyone ever done a graphic of dustpuppy by blindman2004-05-13 13:37:09
  I use this one: by frause2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Now I have. by wheresthefish2004-05-13 15:09:19
  You mean like this? by Glum_Reaper2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That's the one I remember seeing, thanks. (n/t) by blindman2004-05-13 18:57:39
  i think so... by noose2004-05-13 13:54:22
    anyways, it wouldnt be too hard to make one by noose2004-05-13 13:57:12
      most phones support GIF and JPEG by duesentrieb2004-05-13 14:11:12
        It's no problem by Illiad2004-05-13 14:36:57
          Slightly off-topic... by Naruki2004-05-13 14:49:02
            They probably just assume you're a clan player. by wheresthefish2004-05-13 15:00:39
              IIRC "DD" == "Death Dealers" (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-05-13 18:45:56
              That's why I chose that notation. by LionsPhil2004-05-13 15:15:39
        oh, and by duesentrieb2006-11-19 12:55:59
Has anyone... by Arivia2004-05-13 13:32:52
  What's "American Songwriter"? by voxwoman2004-05-13 13:34:55
    Some sort of substitute. by Arivia2004-05-13 13:44:19
About 6 or so (out of 55) people got this in my by ChuckAB2004-05-13 13:32:34
  I hope it doesn't make it here!!! by DesertRat662004-05-13 13:36:12
    Did you get both of my e-mails? by ChuckAB2004-05-13 13:41:49
      Yup I did by DesertRat662004-05-13 13:50:43
emerge is on 26 of 154 by imperito2004-05-13 13:25:01
  Heeheehee. by LionsPhil2004-05-13 14:57:29
PHP: Sun, Sat of week by SnappingTurtle2004-05-13 13:16:43
  *weeps* I'm just not getting it by SnappingTurtle2004-05-13 15:13:43
    I don't know PHP, but by oot2004-05-13 18:32:48
    i have no idea what php is but by gibuu2004-05-13 15:58:16
  Hmm... by pas512004-05-13 13:41:11
  I assume your week starts at Sunday and ends on by skeptic2004-05-13 13:36:51
    Thanks dude(ette)! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-05-13 13:55:37
      If you want these to not have the current hour, by skeptic2004-05-13 13:57:47
Things I don't want to do on my birthday: by Llyr2004-05-13 12:51:52
  Things I don't want to do on my birthday (again) by mortaine2004-05-13 16:25:17
  Better than having a frickin' national disaster on by Spud312004-05-13 12:54:52
    I beg to differ. by Naruki2004-05-13 13:24:47
      I'm confused (n/t) by Egaeus2004-05-13 13:32:19
        The US bombing Japan killed a heck of a lot by Spud312004-05-13 13:34:50
          You mean Atomic bombing by DesertRat662004-05-13 13:38:17
            its awful that you by gibuu2004-05-13 14:01:03
              War sucks. by BloodyViking2004-05-13 14:21:17
              The health effects of Sept 11th have yet by DesertRat662004-05-13 14:09:55
                Well..... by watsondog2004-05-13 14:25:10
                  IIRC the American terms were by DesertRat662004-05-13 14:28:58
                    It wasn't unconditional, not by a long shot by watsondog2004-05-13 14:43:21
                we dont and cant by gibuu2004-05-13 14:23:08
                  The fact is that Japan and its allies by BloodyViking2004-05-13 14:28:05
                    rationalization for greater evil by gibuu2004-05-13 14:38:35
                      How is it greater evil? by BloodyViking2004-05-13 14:51:42
                        the Chicago Way by gibuu2004-05-13 15:29:16
                        The point is by friekatoni2004-05-13 15:03:23
                          That depends on what the normal bombing hit. by BloodyViking2004-05-13 15:16:18
              I think he is talking about the fact that the by techi8702004-05-13 14:05:38
                I know, that is exactly what he by gibuu2004-05-13 14:14:18
          Ah, I didn't know what days that happened (n/t) by Egaeus2004-05-13 13:37:03
      I should be more specific by Spud312004-05-13 13:26:07
        Gotcha. by Naruki2004-05-13 13:26:45
          Sorry to hear that. (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 13:27:52
    {{{everyone}}} Thanks for the sympathy. by Spud312004-05-13 13:16:13
    We know a couple who's wedding anniversary is by techi8702004-05-13 13:03:05
      I have a coworker who's in the same boat. by mortaine2004-05-13 16:22:49
        Oww, that's not a good day for an anniversary. by shorty822004-05-13 16:27:30
      What? I didn't know Canadian flights got by shorty822004-05-13 13:06:08
        It was 2-3 days before flights resumed. The by techi8702004-05-13 13:17:18
          I bet it was strange. by shorty822004-05-13 15:07:41
          It was also strange by watsondog2004-05-13 14:48:06
            That would be very eerie. by shorty822004-05-13 15:08:37
        what country's weren't? (n/t) by dailator2004-05-13 13:07:09
      That sucks. by Spud312004-05-13 13:05:12
    Ouch... by krikkert2004-05-13 13:00:43
    I'm sorry. by shorty822004-05-13 12:59:52
    I don't imagine the last two being fun either. by wheresthefish2004-05-13 12:57:22
      It's getting better. by Spud312004-05-13 13:01:22
    Oooohh. Ouch. True. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 12:57:22
  BTW on my second-to-last birthday by watsondog2004-05-13 12:54:49
    Heh. True. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 12:57:04
  Is it trash day? by DesertRat662004-05-13 12:54:12
  Is that legal where you live? by watsondog2004-05-13 12:53:40
    They shouldn't be legal anywhere. by BloodyViking2004-05-13 13:17:01
      Even Scouting for Food? by Spud312004-05-13 13:18:09
        Yes. (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-05-13 13:19:30
          You're tough. (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 13:20:53
            It's spam. by Naruki2004-05-13 13:26:17
    We're putting them under doormats. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 12:56:49
      Do a lot of people read under their doormats? by Spud312004-05-13 12:57:36
        You can use the flyer as one! (n/t) by dodrian2004-05-13 12:59:09
          Oh yeah! Llyr, swing by my house! by Spud312004-05-13 13:02:18
            *grin* (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 13:02:42
        In that case, I just stick 'em on the porch (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 12:59:00
More Canadian D-Day vets get to go back by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Bravo to you... by Illiad2004-05-13 13:41:44
    It's very sad how the US forgets Canada by DaNutBall2004-05-13 17:00:35
      great by astro-g2004-05-13 18:47:31
      I suppose it's because we're forgettable... by Illiad2004-05-13 17:23:07
        Nah we have "selective hearing" >:) (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-05-13 18:10:13
  Sad thing is many of them are dead by Celticess2004-05-13 12:56:53
    So true too (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-05-13 12:57:46
subject lines by dennismv2004-05-13 12:43:52
  whole subject lines would be more interesting (n/t by Dzozef2004-05-14 15:06:56
  No stats for "<Deleted>"?? >;-) (n/t) by hadji2004-05-13 12:50:15
    deleted 0.0050 (n/t) by dennismv2004-05-13 17:38:45
    probably be to high of a count (n/t) by dailator2004-05-13 12:52:06
      Unofficial light hearted by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
*Throws kisses to everyone* by Spud312004-05-13 12:39:42
  I can't believe that chocolate tastes good w/root by Spud312004-05-13 13:06:55
    heh, without reading the post content by dodrian2004-05-13 13:20:14
      I am the Queen of the Vegetables!!!!!!!! by Spud312004-05-13 13:21:46
        *runs to hide under covers* by dodrian2004-05-13 13:26:41
    Really? by JillSwift2004-05-13 13:14:11
      Hmmm...Don't think I've ever seen such a thing. (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 13:17:16
  Strange. by JillSwift2004-05-13 12:52:02
    That's common. (n/t) by hadji2004-05-13 12:53:27
      Common what? (n/t) by JillSwift2004-05-13 12:54:54
        *Sigh* by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
          Ooops. by JillSwift2004-05-13 13:05:40
            As you can see, I fell for it yesterday. by Spud312004-05-13 13:12:21
          :-) (n/t) by hadji2004-05-13 12:57:08
  *Catches* Ummmm, chocolate! (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 12:49:58
    I didn't know elephants liked chocolate. by Spud312004-05-13 12:51:15
  Nea, have some chocolate! You're overworked! (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 12:48:39
    mmmmm.... by Nea2004-05-13 13:43:33
      Sure! Whatever you like! (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 13:52:40
  Potato kisses? by krikkert2004-05-13 12:41:53
    Were they anything like by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Darnit, Coconut! I don't like coconut! by Spud312004-05-13 13:29:53
    Where did you grow up? Idaho? (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 12:42:46
      Norway, actually. by krikkert2004-05-13 12:44:13
        Riiiiiight. Here, have some chocolate. by Spud312004-05-13 12:46:12
          Sorry, I don't go hyper from sugar. by krikkert2004-05-13 12:47:55
            Thanks! (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 12:49:00
  And watch the mods mod that one just for spite by dodrian2004-05-13 12:40:25
    *Tosses one to dodrian* (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 12:41:30
      Wheee! More sugar!!!! (n/t) by dodrian2004-05-13 12:42:39
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moderated for language in link (re-post) by Nea2004-05-13 12:37:43
    Sorry! (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2004-05-13 14:42:29
    o.O by Llyr2004-05-13 12:38:33
      Click on the link by Nea2004-05-13 12:40:51
      SNAFU by Winsmith2004-05-13 12:40:06
        Well, it's a one-link-deep policy. by Llyr2004-05-13 12:49:20
          And it's getting pretty deep in here today. by Spud312004-05-13 12:50:36
      Oh there it is. Never mind. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 12:39:54
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Worst.Troll.Ever... (n/t) by comicbookguy2004-05-13 13:16:56
    I disagree. by LionsPhil2004-05-13 15:18:20
    Heh. by Naruki2004-05-13 13:22:11
  Ummm, there is nothing in there by shorty822004-05-13 12:37:00
    Correction: by shorty822004-05-13 12:37:37
  Where did that page mention Linux? by Naruki2004-05-13 12:35:30
    Yes it does (n/t) by mojan272004-05-13 12:39:18
      LART! LART! LART! by Naruki2004-05-13 13:11:58
        How about... by bobmon2004-05-13 13:22:30
          That question starts with "can". by Naruki2004-05-13 13:28:46
            Then how about . . . by hadji2004-05-13 13:57:26
              That's not a question. by Naruki2004-05-13 14:14:14
        I think he left, 'Ruki. by Spud312004-05-13 13:13:40
      Where? I used find in page and got no hits. (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 12:39:50
        I just scanned every post there and not by shorty822004-05-13 12:48:25
          yeah but by mojan272004-05-13 14:00:16
    I think it was just a post-and-run. by Winsmith2004-05-13 12:37:17
  Huh? (n/t) by JPaganel2004-05-13 12:34:52
  Moderated for language in link (n/t) by Nea2004-05-13 12:29:07
    Language? There was language in that link? by oot2004-05-13 12:53:40
      *stares blankly at screen* by oot2004-05-13 12:58:12
        Your browser must of fritzed out. (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 13:01:14
      I can still read it. by shorty822004-05-13 12:57:35
    One minute! The mods are on top today (n/t) by dodrian2004-05-13 12:31:47
      Yeah, I hit refresh and it was already modded. by shorty822004-05-13 12:34:19
        Actually, look down a couple TLPs... tsk tsk (n/t) by dodrian2004-05-13 12:35:50
          There we go! (n/t) by dodrian2004-05-13 12:39:07
  Two things: by Winsmith2004-05-13 12:28:25
Seen on a license plate frame... by rorajoey2004-05-13 12:03:04
  Be vawwy vawwy quiet - I'm hunting corn! (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 16:09:54
  Being a veggie myself... by Toedruid2004-05-13 13:43:39
    Reclaim the *top* of the food chain! by bobmon2004-05-13 14:10:12
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moderated for language in link (re-post) by Nea2004-05-13 12:39:15
    me bad by dailator2004-05-13 12:43:00
      Note about sig's like that by Freakazoid2004-05-13 15:01:09
        I can recall someone getting modded by wheresthefish2004-05-13 15:35:33
      Do you have to add that to every post? by Naruki2004-05-13 13:18:07
  Oh there's some non-fyos-compliant stuff in there. by wheresthefish2004-05-13 12:29:18
    Read The Fine Manual? by watsondog2004-05-13 12:51:54
  There's a bit of non-FYOS stuff in there. by ArcCoyote2004-05-13 12:26:00
Something Strange. Slow internet connections by glitch2004-05-13 11:46:12
  Is there something special about that server? by wheresthefish2004-05-13 12:02:48
    It's easy to remember.. by ArcCoyote2004-05-13 12:41:07
Attn: McNutcase by oot2004-05-13 11:27:29
  Nevemind, I'm back (n/t) by oot2004-05-13 12:02:53
    *inserts missing "r"* (n/t) by oot2004-05-13 12:04:50
      You're brack? by Naruki2004-05-13 12:24:35
        Hey! Look! Shiny thing! by oot2004-05-13 12:27:32
          Sorry, not shiny enough. (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 12:28:48
            *hands shorty82 a mirror* by oot2004-05-13 12:29:42
              Oooo! I am one good looking elephant! (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 12:32:22
                For an elephant... :-\ by Spud312004-05-13 13:04:19
          *peeks out* by oot2004-05-13 12:28:45
            Look! It's Narrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruki! (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 13:03:22
Hmmm....My boss is off to a videoconference by Spud312004-05-13 11:22:36
Well THIS is a good birthday present by Llyr2004-05-13 11:00:17
  Happy Birthday by diorama2004-05-13 14:10:40
  Happy Birthday! by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yay! -claps- and Happy Birthday! by lucidpsyche2004-05-13 12:16:02
    Thanks! (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 12:17:56
  Wait, Llyr with a JOB!? by krikkert2004-05-13 12:03:13
    Easy by DesertRat662004-05-13 12:14:01
      So he works hard now? by Naruki2004-05-13 12:23:53
      Urrh.. by krikkert2004-05-13 12:20:40
        So are bullets from by DesertRat662004-05-13 12:26:50
          Nah, by krikkert2004-05-13 12:34:32
            Guess I'd best start playing CovOps more then by DesertRat662004-05-13 12:40:47
              Heh, I'm happy with you as an engineer.. by krikkert2004-05-13 12:45:19
            My rifleynades seem to be attracted as well. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 12:40:39
              Your rifleynades? by krikkert2004-05-13 12:50:31
    Well, you never *were* able to... ;) (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 12:06:46
      Heh, by krikkert2004-05-13 12:10:57
        Eeeexcellent. All goes according to plan. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 12:12:55
          Yes, there is. (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-13 12:14:46
  Cool. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 11:00:56
    Thanks ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 11:02:39
help... oh lordy please help by glytch782004-05-13 10:55:28
  Double-check by downloading Stinger from McAfee. by Adiplomat2004-05-13 12:08:00
    Thanks for pointing out Stinger... by Ravenlock2004-05-13 14:38:11
  Solution from bash.org... by BaruMonkey2004-05-13 11:15:49
    now that's funny. (n/t) by glytch782004-05-13 11:28:57
  Throw the windows... by duesentrieb2004-05-13 11:05:05
  What OS? (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 11:02:36
  she needs the critical update by searstowerbecky2004-05-13 11:02:23
    heh, yea by duesentrieb2004-05-13 11:13:41
      Kerio seconded. Love it. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-05-13 14:38:31
      doh! s/Kero/Kerio/ (n/t) by duesentrieb2004-05-13 11:15:51
    <OT> >waves at the lurker< by themadkansan2004-05-13 11:10:35
    that KB 823980? by glytch782004-05-13 11:08:38
Mods... by Kickstart2004-05-13 10:54:09
  have you tried webmail? by Celticess2004-05-13 11:40:25
  I should be around. by Nea2004-05-13 11:31:53
  *Points further down the board* by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
Weird windows/mouse problem by AndyA2004-05-13 10:52:14
  Accessability Options? by ChuckAB2004-05-13 14:23:17
  Try unplugging and plugging back in by airborneric2004-05-13 10:53:38
    Done that. Rebooted. Tried a different USB port... (n/t) by AndyA2004-05-13 10:57:08
  Void the warranty... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 10:53:31
    Also, you may wish to remove the PCB... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 10:59:04
      I've switch which hand it's on by AndyA2004-05-13 11:01:43
        That's a good idea... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 11:05:15
          It is a good idea with one drawback. by AndyA2004-05-13 11:09:34
            Therefore, by LionsPhil2004-05-13 11:58:22
              :-( Confirmed H/W fault. by AndyA2004-05-13 14:32:36
Anyone know much about copyrights? by friekatoni2004-05-13 10:32:34
  yes she can copy it for a backup by dros422004-05-13 10:35:12
  In the USA, YES. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 10:34:42
    And in canada by Celticess2004-05-13 10:51:12
      We don't have fair use, but... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 10:52:17
        Ahh I know that they were making a fuss by Celticess2004-05-13 11:42:04
          as far as sheet music goes by voxwoman2004-05-13 12:35:21
            There are certain conditions where multiple copies by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Depends a bit on by krikkert2004-05-13 10:34:23
    Cool. by friekatoni2004-05-13 10:38:09
      Over here? You're FINE. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 10:40:21
        Heh. Thanks :) (n/t) by friekatoni2004-05-13 10:50:39
Word assocation: acronym (n/t) by Kickstart2004-05-13 10:17:49
  pseudonym (n/t) by rorajoey2004-05-13 12:06:50
    alias (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-05-13 12:52:03
      false (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:30:59
  LASER (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-13 11:05:44
    LIDAR. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 11:08:08
      GAYDAR. by Naruki2004-05-13 12:14:57
        Fallible. (n/t) by JillSwift2004-05-13 12:37:26
          BOOP (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-13 13:19:03
            Betty (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-05-13 13:25:27
              Veronica (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:26:06
                Lake (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-05-13 14:58:21
                  Fish (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 15:35:34
      Ticket. (n/t) by JPaganel2004-05-13 11:33:09
        master (n/t) by hadji2004-05-13 12:07:37
          Darth (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:25:21
            Vader (n/t) by cokish2004-05-13 13:30:21
              Valen (n/t) by voxwoman2004-05-13 13:37:02
                Van Halen (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:43:13
                  Van Helsing (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-05-13 14:58:03
                    Dracula (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 15:32:10
  Carrot (n/t) by hadji2004-05-13 10:31:47
    Spud!!!! (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 10:35:08
      Taters. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:40:18
        Hobbit (n/t) by Kickstart2004-05-13 10:52:04
          Sting (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-13 11:00:09
            Orcrist. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 11:05:07
              Biter. (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-13 11:05:52
                Beater. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 11:07:27
                  Bludger (n/t) by Kickstart2004-05-13 11:16:26
                    >Bzzzzt!< Wrong! by themadkansan2004-05-13 11:17:42
                      LART! by Naruki2004-05-13 12:14:05
                        chastise (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-05-13 12:22:42
                          Dirty eyes. by Naruki2004-05-13 12:25:06
                            Visene (n/t) by voxwoman2004-05-13 12:44:38
                              Ben Stein by Spud312004-05-13 12:52:43
                                money by BloodyViking2004-05-13 13:01:36
                                Apparently you are right. by Naruki2004-05-13 13:37:18
                                pit. by Spud312004-05-13 13:20:10
                                stick (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:24:28
                                dough (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:16:09
                                playdoh! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-05-13 14:04:29
                                flour by gibuu2004-05-13 14:30:25
                              drops (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-05-13 12:52:35
                                water (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:35:10
                                passing by Kickstart2004-05-13 14:04:10
                                stones by Naruki2004-05-13 14:14:58
                                rolling (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 14:25:48
                                pin (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-05-13 15:01:47
                                needle (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 15:34:43
                      It was word association by Kickstart2004-05-13 11:51:47
                      Narsil (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 11:21:55
                        Aiglos. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 11:23:12
                          Igloos (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:23:34
    Ironfoundersson (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-13 10:32:21
      Gold (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 10:33:31
        Gold (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-13 10:34:44
          Gold? (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:35:41
            Glod (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-05-13 12:20:24
              Rock (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 12:53:30
                Music (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-05-13 13:11:15
                  melody (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:19:36
            Gold (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 10:36:12
              Silver? (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:37:32
                Hawks (n/t) by hadji2004-05-13 10:41:32
                  Eagles (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:42:54
                    Birds (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:23:06
              Haihi Haiho... (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-13 10:36:42
                Off to work we go... (n/t) by hadji2004-05-13 10:37:29
                  I owe, I owe, so... (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:38:01
                    Io (n/t) by hadji2004-05-13 10:38:35
                      Europa (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:39:24
                        Miranda (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-13 10:52:02
                          Jupiter, not Uranus! by themadkansan2004-05-13 11:06:29
                            Jove (n/t) by voxwoman2004-05-13 12:43:42
                              Jehovah (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:17:23
                                stoning (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-05-13 13:20:25
                                Stephen (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 13:24:00
                                martyr (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:30:00
                                martini (n/t) by voxwoman2004-05-13 13:36:29
                                James Bond (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:46:06
  Acerbic. by Naruki2004-05-13 10:21:44
    Wit (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-13 10:22:05
      Nit (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 10:23:05
        Twit (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-13 10:23:32
          Twerp. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:26:30
            pipsqueek (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 10:31:51
              lemming. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:32:25
                Weasel (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:22:36
                  Dog by Spud312004-05-13 13:24:53
                    Track (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-05-13 13:26:59
                      Field (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:29:31
          You know, the temptation to post someone's name by Naruki2004-05-13 10:24:13
            Isaac Newton. by Adiplomat2004-05-13 10:27:37
              Carl Sagan. by Naruki2004-05-13 12:09:24
                Contact (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 12:53:06
                  Reach (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:22:12
              Stephen Hawking. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:28:02
                Loogie. by Naruki2004-05-13 12:09:45
                  booger (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:20:05
                    nerd by Naruki2004-05-13 13:42:33
                      geek (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:45:22
              Fig Newton (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 10:27:52
                Fig Leaf (n/t) by plblark2004-05-13 11:20:26
                  Adam (n/t) by Nea2004-05-13 12:26:21
                    Eve (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:20:30
                      6 (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 13:27:36
                        5 (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:28:57
                          Fore! (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-05-13 14:59:20
                            Duck! (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 15:34:03
            I'm glad by raptillicus2004-05-13 10:24:49
              Bags. by Naruki2004-05-13 12:10:51
                plastic (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:21:00
              Sad (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 10:27:36
                mad (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-13 10:29:09
                  darn by raptillicus2004-05-13 10:29:37
                    w00t! by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:30:21
                      oot (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-13 10:32:40
                        elephant. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:33:04
                          White Stripes (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-13 10:35:06
                            Seven Nation Army. by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:36:39
                              Diplomacy (n/t) by Kickstart2004-05-13 10:51:50
                                Gunboat. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 11:04:31
                                Rambo (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:19:12
                                Rocky (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 13:24:17
                                shores (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:28:29
                Mad! :) (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:29:06
                  Cow (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 10:32:45
                    Where??? (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:33:32
                      There -------> (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 10:34:35
                        >Blam!< by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:35:10
                          Prion by Spud312004-05-13 10:35:54
                            D'oh! (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:39:01
                              Bread (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 10:44:22
                                Donuts... by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:45:30
                                holes (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:18:49
                                porn by Naruki2004-05-13 13:43:51
                                prawn (n/t) by pas512004-05-13 13:46:19
                                jumbo (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:47:58
                                porn again. by Naruki2004-05-13 14:15:30
                                born again (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 14:26:21
                                Christian (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-05-13 15:00:26
                                Pagan (n/t) by Nea2004-05-13 15:03:04
                                NOLAWitch (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-05-13 15:18:03
                                Naruki by gibuu2004-05-13 15:33:25
  acrobatic (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-05-13 10:21:23
    Circus (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-13 10:21:48
      clowns (n/t) by Sieldan2004-05-13 10:22:08
        scary (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-13 10:22:37
          movie (n/t) by hadji2004-05-13 10:23:24
            ugh by raptillicus2004-05-13 10:24:05
              Blech. by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:36:07
                Yogurt (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 12:00:11
                  frozen (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:17:54
                    penguin (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 13:20:33
                      tuxedo (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:27:25
                        wedding (n/t) by voxwoman2004-05-13 13:37:40
                          white (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:43:59
      Solar. by Naruki2004-05-13 10:22:04
        heat (n/t) by hadji2004-05-13 10:22:50
          sweat (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-13 10:23:11
            salt (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:25:34
              pretzels (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-13 10:26:12
                Beer. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:26:49
                  Guiness (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-13 10:27:21
                    Alec (n/t) by hadji2004-05-13 10:27:56
                      Smart. by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:28:39
                        Dubya. by Naruki2004-05-13 12:12:39
                          George (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:18:20
                            monkey by Naruki2004-05-13 13:43:14
                              silly (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:43:39
                      Baldwin (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-13 10:28:23
                        smart and bladwin don't go together (n/t) by airborneric2004-05-13 10:57:15
                          Smart-Alec. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 11:03:36
                        shadow (n/t) by hadji2004-05-13 10:29:19
                          light (n/t) by kahuana2004-05-13 10:30:15
                            bulb (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:30:55
                              tulip (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 10:31:16
                                rose (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:31:33
                                Pretty (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-13 10:33:02
                                pink (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:36:07
                  Ale (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 10:27:18
                    Stout. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-13 10:27:35
                      rotund (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 13:21:17
ATTENTION: Crawfish Boil Attendees by NOLAWitch2004-05-13 10:07:53
  I have one by Egaeus2004-05-13 16:05:07
    That's it. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-13 17:54:00
  I can look you up in the phone book by ideur2004-05-13 14:47:19
  Awww! I want to come! by shorty822004-05-13 12:23:24
    *eyes 10-foot pole* by Naruki2004-05-13 12:25:56
      ?????? by shorty822004-05-13 12:41:30
        It's quite simple, really. by Naruki2004-05-13 13:14:46
          Nuki has porn on the brain today lol (nt) by gibuu2004-05-13 16:27:45
  I wanna come too :·( by Winsmith2004-05-13 10:27:55
    picture mini lobsters (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-05-13 10:29:27
      yum yum ... by Winsmith2004-05-13 10:30:38
        hopefully we all will be too :-) (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-05-13 10:31:28
  I need it please by Sieldan2004-05-13 10:21:27
  Just post it! You need more spam in your life! :+) by Adiplomat2004-05-13 10:16:27
  Oh and question by P.Buttercup2004-05-13 10:12:46
  Sieldan and I do not have it. by P.Buttercup2004-05-13 10:10:19
<Deleted><Deleted>2004-05-13 10:16:24
  ATTN: MODS by shorty822004-05-13 16:02:29
    Thank you to whoever modded that. (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 16:45:05
    Is more than a warning in order? by Arivia2004-05-13 16:05:43
      I don't know. by shorty822004-05-13 16:19:12
        You would *have* emailed... by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Your are welcome. by shorty822004-05-13 16:32:44
            s/your/you/ (n/t) by shorty822004-05-13 16:33:08
              Okay, if that... by Arivia2004-05-13 16:34:11
                What? Making a grammer mistake by shorty822004-05-13 16:41:00
        KS@here? by Arivia2004-05-13 16:23:54
          The only one I know is by shorty822004-05-13 16:38:30
  Moderated for trolling by Kickstart2004-05-13 10:17:12
    Let me see if I get th is straight by colmtourque2004-05-13 14:27:55
      Nope. You didn't get it straight. by Naruki2004-05-13 14:50:35
    No trolling intended, but saw post, but no outrage (n/t) by colmtourque2004-05-13 12:50:44
      Then why did you repost it? by shorty822004-05-13 13:04:01
        You mean as opposed to all those other places by Naruki2004-05-13 13:19:36
    Sorry, Kickstart. by Adiplomat2004-05-13 10:20:34
    Trolling is moddable?!?! (n/t) by DesertRat662004-05-13 10:19:21
      Should have been modded by raptillicus2004-05-13 10:21:17
      We're screwed. by Naruki2004-05-13 10:20:27
        Are y'all EVER gonna have fun! :+) by Adiplomat2004-05-13 10:26:32
        Having a Dry Spell Naruki? ;) by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
        My condolences Naruki by DesertRat662004-05-13 10:25:34
          She didn't. by Naruki2004-05-13 12:17:32
            I'd thought I'd warned you about by DesertRat662004-05-13 12:43:42
              Yeah, but you say a lot of dumb things. by Naruki2004-05-13 13:15:35
                Oh I don't know... by DesertRat662004-05-13 13:26:15
                  I just thought she was kinky. by Naruki2004-05-13 13:44:37
          Anyone good at eulogies? (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-05-13 10:28:51
  Thanks EVER so muchly, what we really need more by Adiplomat2004-05-13 10:12:20
  discussed here by deadweasle2006-11-19 12:55:59
FYOSR applies to Gnomes as well by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Victoria's Secret by gregg_hughes2004-05-13 12:48:47
    Ads? What are they? by shorty822004-05-13 12:52:16
  wow. I wonder by voxwoman2004-05-13 12:42:52
  Swindle! by mcnutcase2004-05-13 10:37:43
Distribued Processing/Clustering by rafferl2004-05-13 09:52:16
  linpack by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
Awww my dog is scared. by Ubergeek22004-05-13 09:50:01
  It's probably blowing out her eardrums... by Pyrion2004-05-13 12:56:49
  awww poor puppy by Reddy2004-05-13 10:20:40
  Here's what my wife and I do... by justwanderin2004-05-13 09:54:21
  I wonder what thunder sounded like... by Naruki2004-05-13 09:51:30
    Like saw blades by Celticess2004-05-13 10:47:29
      Nah, saw blades are too high-frequency... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 10:49:19
        umm have you seen an industry saw blade? by Celticess2004-05-13 11:43:11
    There has always been cookie sheets by crash_2004-05-13 09:56:01
      duh. they sounded just like by justwanderin2004-05-13 09:57:47
        Dangit! You owe me a keyboard! by VCA2004-05-13 10:00:13
    Or the days by raptillicus2004-05-13 09:55:51
Help that little bastidge? by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So, is the thing on the right a lawyer? (n/t) by Lews_Therin_T2004-05-13 09:40:40
    SCO, or MS-grade. by krikkert2004-05-13 09:43:44
  I'll help 'im! Just let me get in boot range... by Adiplomat2004-05-13 09:38:48
  The wake-up call was issued by MS. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 09:38:33
    Actually by delcted2004-05-13 09:42:00
      Sincerely F4'd up, it is! by Slamlander2004-05-13 11:05:54
        let him squirm... by plblark2004-05-13 11:16:22
      How about I come break your car so you won't by Adiplomat2004-05-13 09:44:35
        Precisely. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 09:52:24
  I'd donate $.02 USD except that he wouldn't get it (n/t) by justwanderin2004-05-13 09:38:27
mysql problem with php (supersimple I guess) by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hmm... ok, so I figured out where the file goes... by Scirocco2004-05-13 10:07:08
    Bah, took the wrong dll, works now. (n/t) by Scirocco2004-05-13 10:09:24
      you see, by Winsmith2004-05-13 10:31:53
        Yupp, I know... It's great how just putting by Scirocco2004-05-13 12:51:12
From the inbox. by ChuckAB2004-05-13 09:28:35
  Shelly Berman by bob30852004-05-13 19:08:56
  so... 16 odd days residence? by justwanderin2004-05-13 09:36:21
  Read it before.. by krikkert2004-05-13 09:32:23
I think I need to reinfect myself w/the UFPV... by Spud312004-05-13 09:24:15
Adobe Acrobat Non-Editable Form question by justwanderin2004-05-13 09:10:29
  Acrobat... by BrainBug2004-05-13 09:22:29
    sigh... just gotta love proprietary software... by justwanderin2004-05-13 09:29:34
  I guess you don't want to buy the full version by Spud312004-05-13 09:22:28
    I've got Acrobat v4.0. It just won't cooperate. :( (n/t) by justwanderin2004-05-13 09:24:42
      yeah. Acrobat isn't backwards compatible by voxwoman2004-05-13 12:47:19
      A suggestion... by BrainBug2004-05-13 09:28:47
        Thanks! :) by justwanderin2004-05-13 09:31:23
          I think you should do it, though. by Spud312004-05-13 09:43:12
      Oh. Sorry. I thought you meant Acrobat reader. by Spud312004-05-13 09:26:37
  I'd still like to know... by justwanderin2004-05-13 09:18:33
  I read that as "non-edible". (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-05-13 09:10:59
    Haven't had your doughnut this morning? :) (n/t) by justwanderin2004-05-13 09:16:46
What kind of beard should get? by Winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Easy. by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
    how do you pronounce "Alois" ? by bobmon2004-05-13 12:19:50
      1) (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-13 12:21:08
        ah, thanks. (n/t) by bobmon2004-05-13 12:56:45
  The one in the middle by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Heh... by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What shape of face do you have? by Celticess2004-05-13 09:18:55
    Sorta like mine but thinner... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 09:19:41
      *thinner* than you? by Winsmith2004-05-13 09:36:46
Attn: mcNutcase by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
  I saw. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 09:08:48
Help? Opera won't let me log in. by LurkerMo2004-05-13 09:04:26
  Tip: by LionsPhil2004-05-13 09:07:16
  Yes it does! by mcnutcase2004-05-13 09:07:09
    Hey, how about that! It does have tabs. by LurkerMo2004-05-13 09:14:52
      Get FireFox and the gesture extension. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 09:17:46
        Really? by Ravenlock2004-05-13 14:49:32
    Mozilla doesn't have MDI, though. by LionsPhil2004-05-13 09:10:37
      MDI? by mcnutcase2004-05-13 09:13:59
        You get tabs, though. by LionsPhil2004-05-13 09:15:13
  Make sure you didn't add UF to the by Naruki2004-05-13 09:06:02
    Wow. That helped. by LurkerMo2004-05-13 09:12:04
ATTN: Treehugger by mcnutcase2004-05-13 09:01:52
  Cheers! by treehugger2004-05-13 09:09:20
    Or you could do what a friend did. by Tomo2004-05-13 09:12:35
      I know people that wouldn't work for... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 09:15:41
        Melons? (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-13 09:33:40
          Watermelons, in a few cases. (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-13 09:35:48
            you made me hungry by Reddy2004-05-13 09:40:37
    I suspect they'll find a niche... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 09:12:33
      It'll be similar to post-it notes. by Tomo2004-05-13 09:14:38
        It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature! (n/t) by pas512004-05-13 09:15:23
Anybody else having delay problems with by Adiplomat2004-05-13 08:34:12
  Nope, it just keeps being VERY nasty with pop-ups. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 08:36:15
    Here neither... but what I have done is by justwanderin2004-05-13 09:49:11
      You can find 64 meg pendrives cheap! :) by justwanderin2004-05-13 09:50:14
        it's just an internship. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 09:53:23
          ebay is your friend... by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Two words: Atlantic Ocean. (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-13 10:02:59
              oh.. then here... by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
Ouch! I hate touth-ache! by duesentrieb2004-05-13 08:25:40
  Change? by papaloco2004-05-13 08:53:24
JobCenter Daily reminder post! by Adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-05-13 08:17:40
IE mystery problem by Egaeus2004-05-13 07:58:43
  Okay, I come in to work by Egaeus2004-05-13 14:02:08
  I think the entire problem is you by shorty822004-05-13 12:10:04
    Hehe, yeah, you'll learn about that by Egaeus2004-05-13 14:05:21
      quirky? by frause2004-05-13 20:43:53
  Okay, off to work by Egaeus2004-05-13 08:50:17
  Have you done the usuals? Temp files, by Adiplomat2004-05-13 08:23:24
    Also, check for proxies. Are you all on the same by Adiplomat2004-05-13 08:27:46
      Well by Egaeus2004-05-13 08:33:08
        Well, check anyway, because of things like by Adiplomat2004-05-13 08:35:30
  Similar... by papaloco2004-05-13 08:05:09
    Which is strange by Egaeus2004-05-13 08:34:24
  No idea if this will help... by Naruki2004-05-13 08:05:06
    I am going to try that by Egaeus2004-05-13 08:36:19
    The same files? by Egaeus2004-05-13 08:09:04
      You said "download". by Naruki2004-05-13 08:09:53
        Wow, sensible people are so wrong! by LionsPhil2004-05-13 08:15:22
          Eeeek, a ghost! by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
          That may be true sometimes... by Naruki2004-05-13 08:30:08
            True, I'm not being insane here. by LionsPhil2004-05-13 08:32:49
              It's all perception. You speak of "sunrise", by Adiplomat2004-05-13 08:38:21
                Bad analogy. by LionsPhil2004-05-13 09:00:24
                  Right. Reason's out the window, and I'm out by Adiplomat2004-05-13 09:06:39
                  Bad attention span. by Naruki2004-05-13 09:04:10
                    Ok, so you "think of" it wrong. by LionsPhil2004-05-13 09:13:40
                      Nope. by Naruki2004-05-13 09:21:56
        Yeah, that was so 90's by Egaeus2004-05-13 08:11:41
  Wow, stupid X-Windows middle-click paste thingy... (n/t) by Egaeus2004-05-13 08:00:07
    So Egaeusformatted is no special magic trick you u by chrisP2004-05-13 08:02:22
      Hey, for me, if it works, it's magic (n/t) by Egaeus2004-05-13 08:04:06
Competing meme: by delcted2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What!!! It is not UFied yet? by delcted2004-05-13 08:07:56
  *LART!* *LART!* *LART!* *LART!* *LART!* *LART!* by mcnutcase2004-05-13 07:54:28
    geez...bet that hurt (n/t) by scragman2004-05-13 07:55:20
      Not really.. by krikkert2004-05-13 07:56:47
        That good, eh? by Naruki2004-05-13 07:58:44
          well... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 08:00:41
            I'm still around by delcted2004-05-13 08:04:20
          That's not hitting, by krikkert2004-05-13 08:00:22
      Darn well should have. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 07:55:58
        well, hope that they have learned their lesson... by scragman2004-05-13 07:57:40
The nest meme by delcted2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *LART! LART! LART!* WARN next time! by mcnutcase2004-05-13 07:53:40
    Sorry by delcted2004-05-13 08:02:37
      *snerk* by Naruki2004-05-13 08:08:20
        Naruki? Ever seen those dual-lead phone sets that by Adiplomat2004-05-13 08:32:41
          Ask me if I care. by Naruki2004-05-13 09:01:41
            That time of the month again, 'ruki? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-05-13 09:37:02
              For you? by Naruki2004-05-13 09:45:36
          Or the luser trying to dial out... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 08:34:49
        hmmmmm by ErniePi2004-05-13 08:20:04
      I don't HAVE any. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 08:06:07
        Okidok by delcted2004-05-13 08:09:18
  misspelling: nest/next (n/t) by delcted2004-05-13 07:51:32
Does anyone remember when Bush was setting aside by Blackbyrd22004-05-13 07:39:18
  The amount set aside... by Pyrion2004-05-13 12:54:44
  Alternative fuel research... by retiqlum22004-05-13 12:39:27
    What does Bush's colon smell like? by Naruki2004-05-13 13:20:36
      Twice as bad as his semicolon. by tigermouse2004-05-13 14:24:32
        Your exclamations are just terrible. by Naruki2004-05-13 14:45:23
  Still on track... by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That's nice, but by Blackbyrd22004-05-13 10:26:08
      You're right... by justwanderin2004-05-13 10:37:15
  "Freedom Fuel"? by JillSwift2004-05-13 08:38:05
    Paltrey and pathetic is right. by Blackbyrd22004-05-13 09:03:33
      You'd think by pas512004-05-13 09:09:39
        Well, you have to understand by Blackbyrd22004-05-13 09:21:05
        It doesn't run out by delcted2004-05-13 09:18:48
    Sadly by DesertRat662004-05-13 08:52:49
      I was surprised that we even got the two by Blackbyrd22004-05-13 09:08:30
        The Toyota Prius is nifty. by Nea2004-05-13 10:08:42
          I've been pondering getting one. by Blackbyrd22004-05-13 10:34:10
            My commute is mostly highway speeds by Nea2004-05-13 10:49:27
              My mother, on mostly short trips, gets 40mpg... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 10:54:50
                If you convert... by Nea2004-05-13 13:55:52
                  I average that in my Celica by DesertRat662004-05-13 14:22:33
Trading neighborhood pictures by Tozzi2004-05-13 07:36:20
  I might have to take this to Usenet by Tozzi2004-05-13 10:25:45
  I used to live in the Bronx by Ston2004-05-13 09:46:16
  I was *just* in Bellevue... by sofaspud2004-05-13 08:31:51
    Bellevue Square by Tozzi2004-05-13 10:23:42
  Well for Plano.TX by Reddy2004-05-13 07:52:58
I started reading His Dark Materials. by Winsmith2004-05-13 07:34:32
  Noooooooooooo!!!!! by hadji2004-05-13 12:16:26
    Get thee to a library! (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-13 12:20:33
      Library???? by hadji2004-05-13 12:22:02
  I dunno, Harry Potter seems rather evil to me by dodrian2004-05-13 07:42:12
  How far have you got? by mcnutcase2004-05-13 07:35:55
    Lyra fled from Mrs Coulter and met the gypsies. (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-13 07:40:28
      Would that be by Egaeus2004-05-13 08:04:52
      It does get a LOT darker :) (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-13 07:40:58
        Cool! Looking forward to that already. (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-13 07:48:16
          This book is cool. by Winsmith2004-05-13 08:31:33
That's puzzling me... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 07:33:39
  Aren't they supposed to be by scissors2004-05-13 08:14:08
    Not quite. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 08:29:02
  Is anybody in Dumbya's Administration speaking on by NOLAWitch2004-05-13 07:36:01
    He's not alone. by Naruki2004-05-13 08:12:33
    On another board we call that the "piehole effect" (n/t) by TrogL2004-05-13 08:04:04
    Not that I know of... Rummy's in Baghdad... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 07:37:12
Male Ufies, a warning: by Sieldan2004-05-13 07:19:15
  Thats why I have a hotel sewing kit in my desk. by techi8702004-05-13 09:39:05
  Easiest way... by basher202004-05-13 07:37:05
    Heh, it was the military that caused me to notice by Sieldan2004-05-13 07:50:26
      I use really thin wire in an emergency by TechisSO2004-05-13 07:55:25
  very true... by scragman2004-05-13 07:26:19
    Holes growing in the washer? by scissors2004-05-13 07:31:40
      no, its the shirts... by scragman2004-05-13 07:35:57
        Yeah, i noticed that by scissors2004-05-13 07:46:17
          OK, peace of mind now by scissors2004-05-13 07:56:11
          um...ok... by scragman2004-05-13 07:51:49
  Why would I want to keep by krikkert2004-05-13 07:23:18
    Too sexy for your shirt? (n/t) by chrisP2004-05-13 07:25:02
  Oh come on... by Spud312004-05-13 07:21:23
    Well, I was thinking that us males (ok me) by Sieldan2004-05-13 07:25:09
  Be grateful it wasn't your PANTS! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-13 07:20:28
    Hmm now that was a fun thought ;) (n/t) by Reddy2004-05-13 07:29:13
      Hey now... that's my guy by P.Buttercup2004-05-13 07:31:38
        I was thinking by Reddy2004-05-13 07:34:41
          lol.... I was just playing. by P.Buttercup2004-05-13 07:35:58
            Thanks for the ego boost. Not. by Adiplomat2004-05-13 09:13:10
              The men I was talking about are by P.Buttercup2004-05-13 09:44:43
                Not really. Your clarification helped a lot. by Adiplomat2004-05-13 09:58:06
                  Thank you, the only time by P.Buttercup2004-05-13 10:06:58
            Well - what you think is cute ;) by Reddy2004-05-13 07:49:34
              ewww.... yeah my luck would be the same by P.Buttercup2004-05-13 07:56:43
              AIEEEEE! by mcnutcase2004-05-13 07:51:38
    True, true, by Sieldan2004-05-13 07:26:23
      Murphy, pin, truck ... by scissors2004-05-13 07:28:00
      He will. by chrisP2004-05-13 07:27:35
Anyone here know fuel cells? by mcnutcase2004-05-13 07:07:33
  A bit, yeah. by nin_man2004-05-13 07:20:38
    Sent. Many thanks in advance for your help :) (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-13 07:25:34
Suppose I want to buy a PC, and I'm a newbie by skeptic2004-05-13 07:00:53
  look for local computer magizines by varikin2004-05-13 11:10:49
    It's supposed to be current by skeptic2004-05-13 13:38:19
  Don't learn QT. by LionsPhil2004-05-13 08:31:19
    I like QT by Dzozef2004-05-14 15:04:37
    And is actually better. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 08:32:57
      [shrug] QT is GPL. And its support for Hebrew is by skeptic2004-05-13 08:36:34
        Bad argument. by LionsPhil2004-05-13 09:03:56
          But its themes are not easily configurable. by skeptic2004-05-13 09:50:25
        KDE: proof OSS does everything better... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 08:43:34
          Actually, I'm a vim person. by skeptic2004-05-13 08:47:25
            KDE's fine by Lews_Therin_T2006-11-19 12:23:33
              No, you see, it's not about *looking* like MacOS X by skeptic2004-05-13 09:56:22
                I recreated the dock in Gnome :) (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-13 11:40:28
            But you'd be wrong. by LionsPhil2004-05-13 09:02:41
            I have to admit to hating *vi* too by mcnutcase2004-05-13 08:54:29
  Just a suggestion by sjay2004-05-13 07:18:31
    I guess I should have mentioned by skeptic2004-05-13 07:32:52
      Then how about you change Windows Managers? by Winsmith2004-05-13 07:39:33
        I guess these are the one I see in online stores by skeptic2004-05-13 07:43:56
          If you are unsure, or want to be really sure by Winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
  AMD is better for Linux than Intel. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 07:12:02
    Thing is, I don't want to do all the Lego. by skeptic2004-05-13 07:18:13
      Right then. Stuff to avoid... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 07:20:33
  I use linux on mac hardware by dodrian2006-11-19 12:55:59
    s/anyway/any way (n/t) by dodrian2004-05-13 07:24:40
    Yellow Dog is getting obsolete. by skeptic2004-05-13 07:20:34
      Well, suits my purposes by dodrian2004-05-13 07:35:50
We Had Kittens this Morning!!!! by jevin2004-05-13 06:58:30
  {{{{{{ Pictures }}}}}} by jevin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oh, too cute! by amanita2004-05-13 12:36:59
    Awwe I take it dady was a tabby :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-13 08:55:11
      :-) by jevin2004-05-13 10:01:58
        cool kitties in love :) by Celticess2004-05-13 10:54:00
    Oooooh! by skeptic2004-05-13 08:39:34
      mamma kat.... by jevin2004-05-13 09:59:28
    :) by chrisP2004-05-13 07:55:28
      ;-) by jevin2004-05-13 08:06:05
        Hey, it's nice as it is now ;) (n/t) by chrisP2004-05-13 08:17:29
          a fellow softie ;-) by jevin2004-05-13 10:05:52
    awww their so cute... I want one. (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-05-13 07:53:33
      I do too by Reddy2004-05-13 07:57:13
        I don't have any right now :-( by P.Buttercup2004-05-13 08:03:31
  awwww by Reddy2004-05-13 07:13:06
  Let mom recover and then spay her! by skeptic2004-05-13 07:07:44
    Good suggestion! (n/t) by Lis772004-05-13 07:29:11
    I second that spaying suggestion. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-13 07:19:03
  {{{{kittens}}}} awwwww! by purplepineapple2004-05-13 07:03:32
    I'll post later ... (n/t) by jevin2004-05-13 07:05:34
  Name one crash_ since it's her birthday too. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-13 07:00:39
    and another one Five! (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-13 07:01:01
      But he said there were only four of them. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-13 07:05:12
        it has to be: by pas512004-05-13 07:37:51
        Right. Crash_, Five, DeePee and Mini-onion! (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-13 07:26:33
          Yay! Mini-onion! (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 08:24:57
          That makes five ... have to leave 'Right' out by scissors2004-05-13 07:42:25
          if there is a dark one they should name it by dailator2004-05-13 07:28:58
            That's the one I nicknamed DeePee. (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-13 07:34:43
              I read that as Dr Peepee by treehugger2004-05-13 07:35:57
                Congraulations! by pas512004-05-13 07:41:58
  How did they taste? (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-13 06:59:37
    Splork! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-05-13 07:04:05
Invoke: Monika_Krug by Winsmith2004-05-13 06:37:06
Treehugger flies with XP! by treehugger2004-05-13 06:36:42
  I love that game by Reddy2004-05-13 07:16:34
  Have turned off annoying sounds! by treehugger2004-05-13 07:05:15
    *Ponk!* by LionsPhil2004-05-13 07:06:33
  I have a knoppix CD around here somewhere... by Winsmith2004-05-13 06:37:46
    I don't want to antagonise my Sysadmins by treehugger2004-05-13 06:43:14
      aren't all IT people easily bribed with chocolate? by buzzin2004-05-13 06:46:32
        or caffine. (n/t) by Val_Parthen2004-05-13 07:05:42
        Beer works better with me.... (n/t) by airborneric2004-05-13 07:05:38
        Did someone say chocolate? by chrisP2004-05-13 06:48:07
          *gives chocolate* by treehugger2004-05-13 06:49:06
            *turns down winamp* what did you say.... by buzzin2004-05-13 06:53:38
            Depends... by Winsmith2004-05-13 06:52:51
              *Gives more chocolate* by treehugger2004-05-13 06:55:11
                At the rate your going.... by buzzin2004-05-13 06:56:18
                  heh :·) by Winsmith2004-05-13 06:58:28
                    You mean to say there are people that don't like by buzzin2004-05-13 07:02:58
                      Reason #4 by raptillicus2004-05-13 09:49:58
            Yum! by chrisP2004-05-13 06:51:37
        It's BOFH-ish to accept bribes, isn't it? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-05-13 06:47:49
          yes, but no by buzzin2004-05-13 06:55:17
            True. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-05-13 06:56:22
              The bribe is for being allowed to make the request by pas512004-05-13 07:22:22
Hi! by PleaseBackSkyHi2004-05-13 06:33:09
  You will need to email Kickstart by DragonLady2004-05-13 07:13:49
    I don't think Kickstart will be so unforgiving. by Winsmith2004-05-13 07:17:50
      bescides by Nightwind2004-05-13 11:03:14
  After reading your postings under that name... by Voltigeur2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What's wrong? by Naruki2004-05-13 06:40:06
    I was... by PleaseBackSkyHi2004-05-13 06:44:35
    Disabled for being obnoxious. (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:40:56
      Clicky to the post where he was being a jerk: by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Correction: by BaruMonkey2004-05-13 06:44:54
          I do realize by PleaseBackSkyHi2004-05-13 06:46:36
            You were VERY lucky to last as long as you did. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:53:09
              Trust me, I am sorry (n/t) by PleaseBackSkyHi2004-05-13 06:54:34
                For what it's worth, I believe you. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:55:47
                  Thanks (n/t) by PleaseBackSkyHi2004-05-13 06:57:14
            Why should you be re-enabled? by Naruki2004-05-13 06:49:17
              Well by PleaseBackSkyHi2004-05-13 06:50:46
                Clicky for reference: by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
                We don't have a say in that. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:53:48
                  He can't -- he's tried by oot2004-05-13 07:03:14
                    OK. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 07:13:35
                      Thank you by PleaseBackSkyHi2004-05-13 07:15:20
                        Yet another tip to improve your acceptance: by Winsmith2004-05-13 07:30:42
                          in German there would be a sense in letting go the by chaotic2004-05-13 07:33:35
                            I think you heard that from Naruki... by Spud312004-05-13 08:13:12
                  Voting on such matter would be fun though :) (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-13 06:55:26
                    We do have rules about kicking people by LionsPhil2004-05-13 06:57:04
                      Rules? by briaman2004-05-13 09:09:37
                      Yes, but this person isn't down. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:59:06
                        I was generalizing. by LionsPhil2004-05-13 07:05:05
                        which is alot more mature than his previous posts by plblark2004-05-13 07:02:16
*commits seppuku* by LionsPhil2004-05-13 06:15:29
  *shakes head* by BrainBug2004-05-13 07:25:05
    Didn't work. by LionsPhil2004-05-13 08:35:28
      Sounds like fun by BrainBug2004-05-13 08:38:16
  *cleans up mess* by chrisP2004-05-13 06:36:35
ATTN: Windows Ufies by The CruftMaster2004-05-13 06:12:06
  You really should claim by krikkert2004-05-13 07:26:20
    In the US, that would be a lawsuit. by Naruki2004-05-13 08:13:49
      No need for one. by krikkert2004-05-13 08:22:35
  make them prove it was you... by scragman2004-05-13 07:24:46
  Date/Time Stamp on the download Installer? (n/t) by jevin2004-05-13 07:02:30
  Find the sofware by PleaseBackSkyHi2004-05-13 06:43:47
  Assert the presumption of innocence. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:14:10
    Yeah, like THAT works in academia. =P (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-05-13 06:16:50
      Then go over the head of the accuser. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:18:30
        Lesbian? by Naruki2004-05-13 06:21:33
          Leather by pas512004-05-13 06:22:41
            Lawyer by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:29:32
              UF's Superhero OTD -- The Lesbian Leather Lawyer! (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-13 06:37:29
                I think you need a different order. by Naruki2004-05-13 06:41:11
                  I thought by ToLazyToThink2004-05-13 07:38:35
                    You'd need a good hiding space. by Naruki2004-05-13 07:56:30
Strange. Very strange by jedidiahstott2004-05-13 06:08:54
  Multiple NICs? by hadji2004-05-13 09:26:56
Ok. any ideas why I have been unable to get to UF by DragonLady2004-05-13 06:03:15
  When next it comes up, by krikkert2004-05-13 07:28:32
    get real :) by DragonLady2004-05-13 08:40:31
Dang you, New Scientist! by mcnutcase2004-05-13 05:31:23
  Wha? by Arcanum2004-05-13 06:34:06
    It's not on the web... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:37:38
      Mmm.. non-Newtonian ness... (n/t) by pas512004-05-13 08:40:03
        Paper: by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
          that's evil... by Winsmith2004-05-13 09:14:17
            The most disturbing part by pas512004-05-13 09:27:42
              that's because by Winsmith2004-05-13 12:26:45
      what *is* ooblick?? (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-13 06:38:30
        Fun. by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
          whoa... cool! by Winsmith2004-05-13 06:46:23
Happy birthday, crash_! (n/t) by nin_man2004-05-13 05:21:47
  You've got ICQ, Jerri by Adiplomat2004-05-13 19:28:22
  Happy birthday crash (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-05-13 12:40:33
  Happy birthday crash_ by Bellator2004-05-13 11:30:13
  Happy birthday! by kahuana2004-05-13 10:10:03
  Happy birthday Crash_ :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-13 08:57:55
  Happy Birthday Crash (n/t) by Reddy2004-05-13 07:31:25
    Hey did you know by Reddy2004-05-13 07:32:55
      Thanks! (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-13 09:29:46
  Happy Birthday!!! (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 06:50:15
  Happy birthday! by lucidpsyche2004-05-13 06:27:47
  *passes bottle of champagne around* by crash_2004-05-13 06:27:26
    Oooooh, champagne :-D by chrisP2004-05-13 06:37:47
      Here's some orange juice by crash_2004-05-13 06:41:03
        *brings ice cubes* by chrisP2004-05-13 06:46:19
          At this rate, I will be blitzed before my party by crash_2004-05-13 06:48:13
            Yep. by nin_man2004-05-13 07:16:48
              When I turn 21 then? (n/t) by crash_2004-05-13 08:01:52
                And not a day before. by nin_man2004-05-13 08:50:03
    yeah, somewhere in the Atlantic. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:28:34
  Happy Birthday! by treehugger2004-05-13 06:18:28
  \o/ Congrats! by Mysmask2004-05-13 06:00:13
  Indeed. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 05:43:47
Network question by delcted2004-05-13 04:26:05
  You haven't told us... by davethecompguy2004-05-13 06:01:29
    Connection was supposed to be ethernet between the by delcted2004-05-13 06:25:39
  Slightly better solution - by Voltigeur2006-11-19 12:55:59
    A NAT box is a LOT less work. by Slamlander2004-05-13 05:47:30
      Less work, by nevdull2004-05-13 06:01:49
      I can't argue... by Voltigeur2004-05-13 06:00:26
        Setting up my NAT box: by Tomo2004-05-13 06:06:57
          Did you try rebooting your cable modem? by Voltigeur2004-05-13 06:35:11
    Oops. by Voltigeur2004-05-13 05:35:46
  For a broadband connection a NAT router is better. by Tomo2004-05-13 05:07:43
    That all depends by nevdull2004-05-13 05:47:09
      I thought BSD called it something different! by Tomo2004-05-13 05:49:10
        In fBSD it's by nevdull2004-05-13 06:00:42
          not just that... by Myke2004-05-13 06:43:26
      It's still exposing a computer by Slamlander2004-05-13 05:48:40
        Yes, and for some people by nevdull2004-05-13 05:58:44
          But you guys are *supposed* to know what you're by Slamlander2004-05-13 07:00:41
            And for them, there's Mastercard ;) (n/t) by Myke2004-05-13 07:17:26
        A computer over which you have full control... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 05:51:51
          Your choice, my paper gave my reasons. by Slamlander2004-05-13 07:05:36
  First of all download and read by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Question for you then, by nevdull2004-05-13 06:14:31
      Have you crashed one of the newer ones? by Slamlander2004-05-13 07:04:27
        Well, by nevdull2004-05-13 07:29:24
  Depends on what kind of connection by ideur2004-05-13 04:39:59
    Some software firewalls pretend to secure by ErniePi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ICS is ok... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 04:33:47
So, can anyone tell me a bit more about Diplomacy? by romandas2004-05-13 03:51:27
  The thing about Diplomacy... by Illiad2004-05-13 09:14:23
    By the way... by reverseengineer2004-05-13 14:39:38
      Yup... by Illiad2004-05-13 16:02:23
  I had to give up the game I was in... by dagna2004-05-13 08:52:45
  Diplomacy is EEEE-VIL!!! by Tozzi2004-05-13 07:29:21
  Ufie Diplomacy anyone by reverseengineer2006-11-19 12:55:59
    First start by reverseengineer2004-05-13 14:44:23
    I probably shouldn't but... by vectorz2004-05-13 12:01:27
    Count me in. (n/t) by raptillicus2004-05-13 09:51:27
    I think Illiad also was going to host a game. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-05-13 08:12:48
      Missed that post by ReverseEngineer2004-05-13 12:24:47
    ooo by langly2004-05-13 06:26:45
  diplomacy is..... by gary_72004-05-13 05:27:49
    Diplomacy is... by bob30852004-05-13 19:12:12
  info by mstandfest2006-11-19 12:55:59
Welcome to LOGD by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Btw use the "petition for help button" to contact by Celticess2004-05-13 11:46:05
  Special Abilities? by YakkoWarner2004-05-13 11:42:07
    It depends by Bellator2004-05-13 12:12:44
      why it will disappear by Celticess2004-05-13 13:40:32
        Actually by diorama2004-05-13 14:05:20
          ok I reversed it :) by Celticess2004-05-13 14:17:39
            Thanks all. by YakkoWarner2004-05-13 17:33:46
            Cool. I was wondering that too. (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 14:20:30
  Game play tips by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    drunk + outhouse by Nightwind2004-05-13 23:48:57
  I have a question by DarthSane2004-05-13 08:04:46
    What admins will do to a character FYI by Celticess2004-05-13 09:06:56
    It isn't hard at all by Bellator2004-05-13 08:21:58
      Thank you very much kind Sir by DarthSane2004-05-13 10:30:32
  I wish to claim deformation of character by treehugger2004-05-13 06:50:50
    I've been planning to change that since I first by Bellator2004-05-13 08:36:40
      You are Evil! by treehugger2004-05-13 08:41:02
        We are talking on it now by Celticess2004-05-13 09:02:58
          Script kiddie, armed with 1337... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 10:51:14
            LOL that might work too :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-13 10:54:50
              I'll e-mail you any more ideas I get :) (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-13 10:57:44
    How about adding some more Ufies to the DB? by Winsmith2004-05-13 07:59:33
      Wouldn't be very threatening, would it? by Naruki2004-05-13 08:55:37
        Btw Naruki by Celticess2004-05-13 09:14:49
          Heh. by Naruki2004-05-13 09:24:11
            I just killed you because you were the only lvl 4 by Spud312004-05-13 09:33:07
            hehehe ok (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-13 09:32:07
              Altering it now btw read my tips farther down by Celticess2004-05-13 09:47:58
                and now it's all changed re the name et al :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-13 09:53:11
    But sometimes you get to beat people up! by Spud312004-05-13 06:52:18
      There are potato monsters? by treehugger2004-05-13 06:54:30
        Yes... there is a Potato Newscaster (n/t) by Bellator2004-05-13 09:10:53
          Oh, no.... (n/t) by Spud312004-05-13 09:12:32
        No, but there should be. by Spud312004-05-13 08:48:01
  Suggestion for a monster... by System Breaker2004-05-13 03:37:19
    We are discussing monster changes by Celticess2004-05-13 09:16:34
    Better post-fight comment by Farmer2004-05-13 03:45:16
      That could work too by System Breaker2004-05-13 05:10:56
        post-fight losing message: by Farmer2004-05-13 06:23:41
          That's not a meme demon. It's just a badger demon. by skeptic2004-05-13 06:28:47
            Then let's do a badger demon and a kenya demon :) (n/t) by Farmer2004-05-13 06:33:19
        Yes. (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-13 05:32:28
          I would guess in this case, the comment would be by skeptic2004-05-13 05:35:49
            Nah - that should be used for another monster. by Farmer2004-05-13 06:22:30
              Nope. Win should be: by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:27:19
                You're right. I had it memorized the wrong way. (n/t) by Farmer2004-05-13 06:32:04
Kinda urgent CSS Question: by jeff_uk2004-05-13 03:23:36
  Uh, by krikkert2004-05-13 03:25:03
    Grrr, i was hoping for some way of setting the... by jeff_uk2004-05-13 03:30:28
Anybody playing www.guildwars.com yet ? by stacato2004-05-13 03:17:17
Yeah, okay.. so my mock board didn't go well by romandas2004-05-13 02:53:16
  have you emailed me yet ? by stacato2004-05-13 03:19:41
    Out with the Spam! NO! by Electric Storm2004-05-13 03:25:33
LOL by Farmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You're welcome (n/t) by Farmer2004-05-13 03:48:31
    What am I? Totally DAFT?!? by Farmer2004-05-13 03:51:10
      that was also fun! by chaotic2004-05-13 04:09:45
        "daft" heißt soviel wie "dumm", "dämlich" ;) (n/t) by Farmer2004-05-13 04:11:24
          danke! - du bist nicht total dämlich! (n/t) by chaotic2004-05-13 04:19:38
      You are... by saminz2004-05-13 03:54:32
  thanks, you lightened up my day! (n/t) by chaotic2004-05-13 02:56:55
Any other Dutch playing Gatekeeper from M$? by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  MS website with a "strange" security certificate? by ideur2004-05-13 01:41:52
    Yeah, loved that one, too. by klaranth2004-05-13 01:54:22
      oh be nice, you got it wrong too. by buzzin2004-05-13 02:13:24
        their .... that'll work :) thanks (n/t) by klaranth2004-05-13 14:48:10
Attn: purplepineapple by Electric Storm2004-05-13 01:25:52
Folding@Home : Team Ufie stats by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
  projected team rank on July 1st by goodyca2004-05-13 05:13:44
  Last day at work today by chichiwawa2004-05-13 01:04:50
    Huh? It says Folding at HOME ! by cokish2004-05-13 03:20:00
      Yeah well by chichiwawa2004-05-13 03:37:28
Is it possible to get Discworld Noir... by retiqlum22004-05-13 00:56:29
  Buy it from Amazon.co.uk? by vetitice2004-05-13 09:28:54
  I saw it online yesterday by Winsmith2004-05-13 06:27:05
  It might be... by Anton L.2004-05-13 05:03:43
beans... beeeeansss... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 00:51:20
  ...good for your heart... (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-05-13 06:52:34
  Carbohydratesssss... by treehugger2004-05-13 02:52:20
    Have a "Big Breakfast" over at Illiways by ideur2004-05-13 03:03:04
      *Drools* by crash_2004-05-13 05:28:43
    Am currently running on double-strength coffee... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 03:02:47
      coffee IS my breakfast!! (n/t) by retiqlum22004-05-13 05:02:33
        oops that was me... by JG12004-05-13 05:03:38
          Well, I'm at lunch now. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 05:28:22
      {{{McNutcase}}} by treehugger2004-05-13 03:05:16
        Have you seen today's Torygraph? by mcnutcase2004-05-13 03:06:33
          I was on a train at that point - sorry! by treehugger2004-05-13 06:17:38
            Then log in with: by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:19:41
              Interesting by treehugger2004-05-13 06:34:00
                There's a slightly better side-on shot... by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:42:08
                  if you remind me, I'll scan it when I get home (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:43:58
                    Too much effort by treehugger2004-05-13 06:45:06
                      Fairy nuff. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:47:13
          Feh. by pas512004-05-13 03:22:54
            true by mcnutcase2004-05-13 03:28:13
              They have one: by pas512004-05-13 03:41:50
            Can I email you? :) (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-05-13 03:27:05
  *directs mcnutcase into Illiways* by chaotic2004-05-13 00:54:03
    *drinks BAS* by mcnutcase2004-05-13 01:03:24
      *orders more BAS for mcnutcase* by chaotic2004-05-13 01:15:21
Attn: BaruMonkey by Garath2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That didn't do anything for me by BaruMonkey2004-05-13 04:52:10
The UF 2-a-month photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
Decapitated by roterblitz2004-05-13 00:20:04
  Yes, the timing was bad. :( by Illiad2004-05-13 00:23:08
    yeah the timing is bad by stacato2004-05-13 00:30:19
      Alternatively, he could have altered the text. by skeptic2004-05-13 00:36:14
        A fine point. by Illiad2004-05-13 00:40:03
          Already twice today ... by scissors2004-05-13 01:25:25
            I would assume he is using photoshop. by skeptic2004-05-13 01:40:26
          Umm...Illiad by DaveK2004-05-13 01:15:37
            Have you refreshed? (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-13 01:18:22
          I made the corresponding change to my translation. by Farmer2004-05-13 00:46:00
            They are able, but if forced to do so, by mwq2004-05-13 01:04:33
              "Forced"? I never said nothing about "forced" :) (n/t) by Farmer2004-05-13 01:05:57
          Wow, that was quick. by skeptic2004-05-13 00:43:21
      Yep by Illiad2004-05-13 00:32:43
You have encountered SCO Lawyer which lunges... by retiqlum22004-05-13 00:12:50
  Is this more than marketing, then? by scissors2004-05-13 01:34:12
    Methinks someone needs... by Voltigeur2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Remenber Shakespear: by ideur2004-05-13 00:34:53
    s/:$/e:/ (n/t) by pas512004-05-13 02:21:17
    It's also an INWO card. by retiqlum22004-05-13 00:44:01
    Eeeek! s/Remenber/Remember/ (n/t) by ideur2004-05-13 00:36:23
  Nyet. SCO has negative cash flow. (n/t) by tnglives2004-05-13 00:23:06
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-05-13 00:10:01
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, I graduated by treehugger2004-05-13 02:46:51
    *Gives big pile of warm fuzzies* by SaleGamine2004-05-13 03:37:01
      I think I'll be recovered tomorrow by treehugger2004-05-13 06:14:43
        Good idea, two celebrations at once. by SaleGamine2004-05-13 06:22:31
    congratz by noos2004-05-13 03:28:00
    *Serves Big Chocolate Cake* by cokish2004-05-13 03:23:53
    {{{treehugger}}} by krikkert2004-05-13 02:56:39
      My Head A Splode! by treehugger2004-05-13 02:57:39
        You know, by krikkert2004-05-13 03:02:33
          I'm confused... by treehugger2004-05-13 03:04:31
            You encounter Archive-Trawler by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
              Who can I protest to? by treehugger2004-05-13 06:12:58
            None are in there as you. by krikkert2004-05-13 03:16:36
    *serves large glass of water w/ 2 200mg ibruprofen by Electric Storm2004-05-13 02:53:27
      {{{Electric Storm}}} by treehugger2004-05-13 02:54:58
        Nah! no exercise! Fun! by Electric Storm2004-05-13 03:08:00
  *walks in* by polarkitten2004-05-13 01:03:57
    *lands on the pollarkitten by TheRaven2004-05-13 01:10:23
      *looks surprised* by polarkitten2004-05-13 01:36:45
        *hugs pollatkitten with raven size axe* (n/t) by TheRaven2004-05-13 01:41:46
          pollatkitten?? what happened to the name?? (n/t) by chaotic2004-05-13 01:43:57
            misspell it fir first time (n/t) by TheRaven2004-05-13 01:50:11
      Did you really want the coffee? (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-05-13 01:17:50
        if i am on the field by TheRaven2004-05-13 01:24:07
  *wanders in* by maxor2004-05-13 01:02:42
    *BAS served* by Electric Storm2004-05-13 01:13:22
  Morning dear lady! {{{SaleGamine}}} by Electric Storm2004-05-13 00:55:21
  Morning! by chrisP2004-05-13 00:38:12
    *serves large BAS* by Electric Storm2004-05-13 01:11:35
      *sips* by chrisP2004-05-13 04:57:24
  Morning by Bellator2004-05-13 00:34:29
  yay, drink & food! by Jesus2004-05-13 00:23:02
    *serves* by Electric Storm2004-05-13 01:10:38
  Good Morning by noos2004-05-13 00:22:54
    *serves liquified BAS* by Electric Storm2004-05-13 01:09:34
      *drinks* by noos2004-05-13 01:13:20
        Glad to help out. by Electric Storm2004-05-13 01:16:44
          Thanx by noos2004-05-13 03:25:25
  Good morning! by chaotic2004-05-13 00:20:10
    *serves large hot chocolate* by Electric Storm2004-05-13 01:03:22
      thanks, I like cream but no marshmellows by chaotic2004-05-13 01:17:45
  {{{SaleGamine}}} Howdy there! by hieraco2004-05-13 00:16:20
  *comforts* by syren2004-05-13 00:15:50
    {{{Syren}}} by treehugger2004-05-13 02:50:06
      No wonder commuters are stranded by pas512004-05-13 02:53:27
        I ordered this train specially, online by treehugger2004-05-13 02:56:45
          I teleported home one night by pas512004-05-13 04:34:27
            Lol! by SaleGamine2004-05-13 04:39:35
          :) (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-05-13 03:09:05
    Tea & toast? (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-05-13 01:01:36
      Yes please. by syren2004-05-13 01:03:36
        *serves tea and toast* by Electric Storm2004-05-13 01:07:52
          No thanks hun! by syren2004-05-13 01:41:50
    *coats trampoline with superball material* by Electric Storm2004-05-13 00:58:36
      {{{Electric Storm}}} by syren2004-05-13 01:03:04
  *flys in* by TheRaven2004-05-13 00:12:06
    *serves coffee and glass of water* by Electric Storm2004-05-13 00:56:15
..."am *linkink* sound of this" (frame 1)? by skeptic2004-05-13 00:07:31
  What *are* you on about? by Illiad2004-05-13 00:15:32
    Illiad: the stealth editor (n/t) by Lews_Therin_T2004-05-13 09:52:48
    Hehe... Nice disappearing act. (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-13 00:20:12
  I believe it should be (n/t) by MaW2004-05-13 00:12:45
Translations by Nea2004-05-13 00:01:02
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-05-13 14:48:13
  Latin by Matthewdba2004-05-13 04:53:24
    [imagines Pitr in a Toga] Aaaaargh! (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-13 05:58:40
  Bureaucrat by pas512004-05-13 03:15:38
    *applauds* good one :) (n/t) by buzzin2004-05-13 07:01:50
    *clapclapclapclap* (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-13 06:30:28
    Hee Hee Hee :D (n/t) by Matthewdba2004-05-13 04:51:23
    Neat! by Farmer2004-05-13 04:09:37
    absolutely fabulous!!! by saminz2004-05-13 03:57:51
    The frightening thing is by skeptic2004-05-13 03:30:37
    ROFL! This made my day! by krikkert2004-05-13 03:23:49
    great! :-) by chaotic2004-05-13 03:20:12
  Hungarian by Norbert by norbert792004-05-13 02:59:58
  Züritüütsch by saminz2004-05-13 01:54:31
  Esperanto by goulo2004-05-13 01:31:08
  ASCII by maxor2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Suggestion: by Winsmith2004-05-13 06:34:03
  German/Deutsch (n/t) by stacato2004-05-13 00:01:42
    Saarlännisch vom Lurker by lurker692004-05-13 06:54:21
    by UnFair by UnFair2004-05-13 01:26:20
      "Schmierig" vergessen by UnFair2004-05-13 02:04:38
        das Telefon alleine ist zwar unangenehm, ... by chaotic2004-05-13 03:00:49
    by Farmer by Farmer2004-05-13 00:19:54
      s/Körrperr von Geköpftem/frremden Körrper/ by Farmer2004-05-13 00:43:36
      sehr schön... by friese2004-05-13 00:34:43
        zusatz by wingx2004-05-13 00:38:59
          kommt mir bekannt vor... by Winsmith2004-05-13 06:32:06
        Jau, sehr schön! (n/t) by chrisP2004-05-13 00:35:36
    German / Deutsch by diGriz2004-05-13 00:10:24
    Now c'mon, the comic isn't that bad. (n/t) by Sim2004-05-13 00:03:38
    Very informative. :) (n/t) by Egaeus2004-05-13 00:02:25
      This is the top thread for ALL german translations by Farmer2004-05-13 00:07:03
        hehe by Egaeus2004-05-13 00:09:16
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  2 sodas to my younger brother. by bassplayer2004-05-13 20:45:01
  Many people - huge debts of gratitude (n/t) by diorama2004-05-13 17:02:06
  I owe SuaveRedSalami's boyfriend a beer. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-05-13 13:21:57
  Helping Mom . . . by hadji2004-05-13 10:19:46
  Someone owes me 4 deer hides and enough by Spud312004-05-13 08:50:19
    And I owe General Christer a butt-kicking by Spud312004-05-13 10:44:03
  I owe a few people by voxwoman2004-05-13 06:43:50
  I owe five people one hornpipe each by abb3w2004-05-13 06:36:38
  Drunk-and-incapable help... by cyrek2004-05-13 05:16:45
    Good for you. It's good karma too. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 05:24:55
  I owe the world by krikkert2004-05-13 02:54:58
    Are we talking voonerables here? by mcnutcase2004-05-13 03:04:14
      *collapses giggling* by AshyRaine2004-05-13 04:09:57
        Good good. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 04:26:49
  I owe the Oracle by pas512004-05-13 02:50:28
  Sounds trivial, but: by saminz2004-05-13 02:00:33
  My friends by Spisefisken2004-05-13 01:33:38
  a 10' pole, 20' rope by maxor2004-05-13 01:03:52
    this sounds like ... by scissors2004-05-13 01:41:40
      D&D by maxor2004-05-13 03:04:16
      ' is foot, " is inch. by krikkert2004-05-13 02:53:56
  Two skirt textiles/cloths/fabrics by Alcyone2004-05-13 00:26:30
    You don't have the part we do? by krikkert2004-05-13 02:52:20
      No by Alcyone2004-05-13 04:38:04
  I owe... by Illiad2004-05-13 00:16:34
    Then you'd better plan to come down and help eat by NOLAWitch2004-05-13 05:56:51
  I owe the board a picture of my cat. by retiqlum22004-05-13 00:15:06
    I can loan you a picture of one of my cats by hieraco2004-05-13 00:19:31
  Back to that ticket to the Final Four... by skeptic2004-05-13 00:09:55
    why jewish mother? by chaotic2004-05-13 00:27:26
      Go watch 'The Nanny', by krikkert2004-05-13 02:50:18
        I thought she's 25? ;-) (n/t) by ranja2004-05-13 05:47:48
      No, the connection is between Jewish Mothers and by skeptic2004-05-13 00:32:41
        'E's a "mother" all right! Remember the Sun. strip by Adiplomat2004-05-13 09:47:57
  I owe my Sambo by hieraco2004-05-13 00:04:32
  I owe someone a giraffe (n/t) by PrinceToma2004-05-13 00:03:16
    why, thank you... I dont't know you by ranja2004-05-13 05:44:35
    Dare I ask how that debt was incured? (n/t) by hieraco2004-05-13 00:05:14
      Surrealist poker. by pas512004-05-13 04:21:26
        *chokes* too funny! (n/t) by diorama2004-05-13 17:01:09
  I owe several people by Egaeus2004-05-13 00:01:04
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-05-13 00:00:03
  Many possibilities: by DerSarek2004-05-13 01:24:23
    actually i intended to.. by count_02004-05-13 11:49:49
    Because 900MHz range was AMPS/D-AMPS by gundam_rx78nt12004-05-13 06:28:40
      I don't know by DerSarek2004-05-14 00:24:04
    <x-files>the aliens told us to</x-files> ;-p (n/t) by tnglives2004-05-13 02:02:59
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Grey in iCab (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-13 10:31:25
    Grey on black & white monitor B-b by BaruMonkey2004-05-13 11:13:28
  Dark yellow in Opera (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-13 04:45:55
    yellow? its a dull lime green in Opera :P (n/t) by DragonLady2004-05-13 05:57:59
      Let's just say it's this color: by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Lime green, matey. Icky Icky Icky P'tang! (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-13 08:44:44
        Yellow. by mcnutcase2004-05-13 06:12:36
          ok, its #CADA0E by DragonLady2004-05-13 08:43:57
  Red in Konqi (n/t) by skeptic2004-05-13 00:12:11
  cadaversintoyland? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-05-13 00:01:34
  Red in IE. (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-05-13 00:01:08

 

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