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Cartoon for May 03, 2004
Strip for May 03, 2004
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By the way, it didn't happen. by toysbfun2007-03-29 15:53:30
BOOO! This is Terrible. by pat01012004-05-04 08:59:06
  ah, but it is ironic by Dailator2004-05-04 11:12:06
    Sigh... by pat01012004-05-05 05:42:51
      You mean just like Muhammad? by daffy2011-11-05 03:09:23
Attn: TrueDrezzer by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
  degrees by TrueDrezzer2004-05-04 15:24:23
Boy am I buzzed.(n/t) by retiqlum22004-05-03 23:53:25
  well well well... by JG12004-05-04 08:40:28
UNIX/SQL plus help by Spisefisken2004-05-03 22:58:59
  what database-software? by c3po2004-05-03 23:20:38
    It is oracle by Spisefisken2004-05-03 23:26:07
      Dynamic link? by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 23:27:28
        Perhaps by Spisefisken2004-05-03 23:41:51
          dynamic link by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 23:44:50
            tatata by c3po2004-05-03 23:47:20
              Thanks both of ya by Spisefisken2004-05-03 23:56:31
    OK, sqlplus by c3po2004-05-03 23:25:09
      C3po is correct - here's a few more details by inittab2004-05-04 00:37:06
Portable washer/dryer by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 22:51:12
  :-) garsh.. by jevin2004-05-03 22:58:15
  Portable? by SuaveRedSalami2004-05-03 22:57:37
    derrrh! :) I immediately thought by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It's called a "bucket." (n/t) by Hassan2004-05-03 22:58:12
so here're my options... by niwikki2004-05-03 22:43:08
  You are not the first... by retiqlum22004-05-03 23:50:10
  There are no wrong choices. by Atrahasis2004-05-03 23:46:43
  You're sure that "other" option isn't available? by Adiplomat2004-05-03 22:54:35
    it's my grades by niwikki2004-05-03 23:04:35
      I think you just answered your own question :P by DragonLady2004-05-03 23:13:27
        well... by niwikki2004-05-03 23:34:50
          so if you have an opportunity to get into by DragonLady2004-05-03 23:51:51
      Um... Make a deal with the counselor. by Adiplomat2004-05-03 23:11:47
        hrm... by niwikki2004-05-03 23:43:36
  Take over the world... by jevin2004-05-03 22:53:14
it is official I am an idiot. My already gimpy by lab rat2004-05-03 22:25:01
  K&B purple? by ideur2004-05-03 23:59:39
  (((Brainiac/Lab_Rat))). Ouch! by Adiplomat2004-05-03 22:44:03
    <nelson>Ha Ha</nelson> by lab rat2004-05-03 22:58:42
      I broke mine, and rebroke it the 2nd time. by Adiplomat2004-05-03 23:01:56
  My head is lying acorss my desk.. by Her Geekship2004-05-03 22:28:29
    Yep, the lab rat has zero self contorl when by lab rat2004-05-03 22:56:40
      Spelling cells turn off, too! **sticks tongue out* by Adiplomat2004-05-03 22:59:12
        MAIN SPELLCHECKER TURN ON!! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-05-04 02:04:54
        Guess what , I do not care. I have had a useless by lab rat2004-05-03 23:05:41
          Sounds familiar. I probably have more use than you by Adiplomat2004-05-03 23:14:52
            Tremor not good, I will pray they go away (n/t) by lab rat2004-05-03 23:28:52
Calgary wins! by DaNutBall2004-05-03 22:21:52
  And to think... by firehawk2004-05-03 23:09:38
    Actually, there are two schools of thought on that by Atrahasis2004-05-03 23:38:50
    Um...) had to close that dangling parenthesis (n/t) by firehawk2004-05-03 23:10:11
  *tok* Detroit wins... by nix2004-05-03 23:06:52
  I can hear the horns honking and people screaming by watsondog2004-05-03 22:34:36
  Yup! Way to go, Flames! by Atrahasis2004-05-03 22:28:05
  woot!! (n/t) by scragman2004-05-03 22:25:03
    This "w00t" thing. by Her Geekship2004-05-03 22:34:05
      What is the etymology of "woot" anyways? (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-05-03 22:53:32
        As a language geek.. by Her Geekship2004-05-03 22:56:09
          Wikipedia by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
          ESR can by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
      "w00t" is exclaimation of joy by DaNutBall2004-05-03 22:41:46
        yes.. I know.. but thats not my point.. by Her Geekship2004-05-03 22:48:44
          of course by DaNutBall2004-05-03 22:58:38
  YAYYYYYYY! </special Ed> (n/t) by krisguy2004-05-03 22:23:05
no classes for me tomorrow... by scragman2004-05-03 22:20:29
Any Kung Fu geeks? by jevin2004-05-03 22:06:05
  I can sing "Kung Fu Fighting" (n/t) by lab rat2004-05-03 22:22:26
    Strange... I've been having that as an earworm for by Adiplomat2004-05-03 23:04:53
      Do you need to get rid of that earworm? (n/t) by talon07202004-05-04 07:44:38
  I once took Kung Fu from the janitor by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 22:09:04
    Janiors are sometimes the wisest people at school by jevin2004-05-03 22:43:30
      Talon's automatic click repair service by talon07202006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'd just like to say. by Ubergeek22004-05-03 22:15:55
      THANKS! :-D by jevin2004-05-03 22:44:43
ATTN: Bellator... by Ubergeek22004-05-03 21:59:24
  If I could fix it I would but I don't have access by Celticess2004-05-03 22:09:39
    no rush or anything. by Ubergeek22004-05-03 22:15:15
      No ayttm(my IM client in nix) is off by Celticess2004-05-03 22:24:33
Ladies and Gentlemen! by radiowave9112004-05-03 21:36:03
  'night! Sleep well. :-) (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-05-03 21:38:11
  G'night! (n/t) by shorty822004-05-03 21:36:32
hmm question on court by Celticess2004-05-03 21:05:43
  What is the trial about? by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 21:27:37
    Spousal and Child Support by Celticess2004-05-03 21:53:30
    Divorce Court. The settlement has to go to trial by toxin2004-05-03 21:32:52
      no *not* divorce court... Family Court(Maintance) (n/t) by Celticess2004-05-03 21:41:28
        btw non contested divorce is in finalization by Celticess2004-05-03 21:44:28
  Fear is not your friend. YOU have to move on. by toxin2004-05-03 21:21:13
    well this isn't trial so it wont delay it by Celticess2004-05-03 21:40:57
      Regarding this ... by toxin2004-05-03 21:57:44
        I know by Celticess2004-05-03 22:17:59
          His Family by Tully_marrs2004-05-03 23:18:54
  I don't know what your question is so I can't help by shorty822004-05-03 21:18:00
    Pepper spray is only legal as dog repellent by toxin2004-05-03 21:39:30
      before the law some people used it on buses by Celticess2004-05-03 21:55:34
    wondering if I should include the latest report by Celticess2004-05-03 21:27:29
      autism? by Nightwind2004-05-03 22:15:00
        hmm? by Celticess2004-05-03 22:31:04
          high functioning by Nightwind2004-05-03 22:34:34
            hmm by Celticess2004-05-03 22:51:22
      Say this to the judge... by toxin2004-05-03 21:48:48
        yes thats what I did last time by Celticess2004-05-03 22:04:31
          Inform the lawyer of the harassing letters by toxin2004-05-03 22:14:51
            well he's not done the letters since by Celticess2004-05-03 22:44:01
      I don't know whether you should include it or not. by shorty822004-05-03 21:35:10
        reasons why it became illegal by Celticess2004-05-03 22:06:46
Cal 0 Det 0 end 2nd (n/t) by watsondog2004-05-03 20:44:30
  FLAMES WIN! 1-0 in OT!!! (n/t) by watsondog2004-05-03 22:22:10
  at first I thought it was calculator keystrokes... (n/t) by llamatron2004-05-03 21:39:19
  Overtime, still 0-0 (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-05-03 21:33:23
  Could you please make a TLP in your diary? by radiowave9112004-05-03 20:49:35
    Please check your e-mail (n/t) by watsondog2004-05-03 21:09:07
      replied! (n/t) by radiowave9112004-05-03 21:21:38
        Thanks! (n/t) by watsondog2004-05-03 23:33:51
  Surprisingly! by Atrahasis2004-05-03 20:48:55
Eek. The AP Stat exam is in less than 24 hours. by lucidpsyche2004-05-03 20:38:59
  An exam on wireless Access Point log analysis? Wow (n/t) by tnglives2004-05-03 22:01:46
    ;-P to you too. by lucidpsyche2004-05-03 22:07:04
  *sends luck/skills/whatever* by scragman2004-05-03 21:17:18
  {{{lucidpsyche}}} by shorty822004-05-03 20:40:21
Hey Illiad! More Copper Thieves! by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Maybe they were building a cyborg... by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 21:25:46
  Hehehe... by silvermoon822004-05-03 21:21:54
    Yeah really, by Myke2004-05-03 21:42:35
  Worse yet - Packet thieves: by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ohhhhh! The humanity! (n/t) by shorty822004-05-03 20:56:47
    I can't imagine there would be much of a black by radiowave9112004-05-03 20:55:36
  BZZZZZZT! (n/t) by radiowave9112004-05-03 20:50:35
  I have seen a building slated for demolition by toxin2004-05-03 20:39:47
    Doesn't surprise me. by Myke2004-05-03 20:48:46
Naruki Thinks Rush Is Right! (Film @11) by Adiplomat2004-05-03 20:34:02
  Rush is Always Wrong. Ergo... by LionsPhil2004-05-04 02:02:04
  Nice knowing you Adiplomat. by shorty822004-05-03 20:42:30
    Not as much fun when the blasted Whatsis by Adiplomat2004-05-03 21:04:04
    * calls medics, tells them to bring mop & bucket * (n/t) by radiowave9112004-05-03 20:51:32
  11:30 in Newfoundland (n/t) by watsondog2004-05-03 20:39:09
    Proudly Canadian, eh? (n/t) by toxin2004-05-03 20:47:04
So... by radiowave9112004-05-03 20:23:37
  Happy Jack, obviously (n/t) by llamatron2004-05-03 22:07:10
  They MUST use Behind Blue Eyes at some point... by llamatron2004-05-03 21:44:55
  Hmm... by feather8022004-05-03 20:34:53
    That last one sounds like it has a shot. by radiowave9112004-05-03 20:42:15
      Oh I hope they don't... by feather8022004-05-03 20:47:22
        s/show/should (n/t) by feather8022004-05-03 20:47:53
  Boris the Spider by plucky2004-05-03 20:31:14
    Boris happens to be one of my favorite Who tunes by radiowave9112004-05-03 20:32:26
      Good song but I love to listen to "Who's Next". by plucky2004-05-03 20:40:00
        isn't that abotu the devil? by Nightwind2004-05-03 21:03:38
        They have a lot of good material by radiowave9112004-05-03 20:45:18
This is just SAD! by hadji2004-05-03 20:16:58
  i'm surprised the terminals weren't locked up! by lenmear2004-05-03 20:33:46
    Depends on who installed them by radiowave9112004-05-03 20:39:31
    When I first moved in here by hadji2004-05-03 20:38:21
    I am too. by shorty822004-05-03 20:37:07
      depends on the floorplans by lenmear2004-05-03 20:44:27
        Not only that but they aren't very secure. by jayfarm2004-05-04 08:45:59
  Any empty apartments in your building? by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 20:23:39
    I think there might be one empty by hadji2004-05-03 20:30:59
  Just go to Radio Shack. by retiqlum22004-05-03 20:21:05
    Yeah, but that will have to be tomorrow. by hadji2004-05-03 20:28:38
      * eyes box of F connectors * by radiowave9112004-05-03 20:31:28
        Well, it's a condo, so we don't have a landlord. by hadji2004-05-03 20:35:23
The New UF Store by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hmm question by Celticess2004-05-03 21:11:11
    Yes, Yohimbe's by Illiad2004-05-03 21:38:05
  Make ya a deal: Get me a job, I'll buy stuff! :+) by Adiplomat2004-05-03 20:07:37
    Can I say the same Dippy? by Dad2TZK2004-05-03 21:39:04
  ::Enjoys:: by raptor_872004-05-03 19:59:45
there's no panic... by Nightwind2004-05-03 19:46:09
  ATTN: Trillian users by Nightwind2004-05-03 20:24:57
    Manually's no good for you, I guess? by Atrahasis2004-05-03 20:51:48
      icq dosent, yet by Nightwind2004-05-03 21:29:05
        ICQ used to. by silvermoon822004-05-03 21:36:56
          profiles by Nightwind2004-05-03 21:49:37
jury duty (n/t) by dennismv2004-05-03 19:29:50
  For some reason, I've never been called by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 19:59:25
    I have only been once by Reddy2004-05-03 20:04:32
  Excempt. Classified as a "Peace Officer" by toxin2004-05-03 19:43:30
    I wonder if I'd be exempt by Celticess2004-05-03 19:49:28
  I wanted to serve once by Reddy2004-05-03 19:40:45
  Tell them you're majoring in math by Egaeus2004-05-03 19:32:15
Is it just me by Egaeus2004-05-03 19:21:18
  It's just you :-) by AG_wyvern2004-05-03 19:38:31
So how would *you* respond? by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{Snapping Turtle}}} by Reddy2004-05-03 19:39:26
  {{{SnappingTurtle}}} by Lady-Luna2004-05-03 19:31:16
  You're not going to like this, but you asked. by Adiplomat2004-05-03 19:27:35
    There is such a thing as being able to help by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 19:48:20
      :( by Celticess2004-05-03 19:52:51
    I suspect by Celticess2004-05-03 19:31:40
      But it's still not that person's fault. by Adiplomat2004-05-03 19:43:37
        Can't? by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I know what you mean by Reddy2004-05-03 20:44:46
  :( by Celticess2004-05-03 19:23:24
  offhandedly by Nightwind2004-05-03 19:22:29
    hmmm by Celticess2004-05-03 19:28:48
I love not having people here by Egaeus2004-05-03 19:07:47
  so it's by Nightwind2004-05-03 19:23:15
    You mean etpro? by Egaeus2004-05-03 19:26:47
      only thing i can think by Nightwind2004-05-03 20:45:42
  I bet it is nice. by shorty822004-05-03 19:21:59
    wine by Egaeus2004-05-03 19:25:17
ET anyone? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-05-03 18:56:21
  I would by Egaeus2004-05-03 19:16:04
  We got 5 need more by DesertRat662004-05-03 19:12:59
  As long as there are more than 2 of us. by ChuckAB2004-05-03 19:06:54
    See here. by YakkoWarner2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Pick a server. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 19:01:55
    Pyro's server. Got it. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 19:08:08
      Yep. by Egaeus2004-05-03 19:12:05
        Maybe people will now that the by shorty822004-05-03 19:25:14
          No reason to, really by Egaeus2004-05-03 19:28:45
            It's always a good idea to have backup servers. by shorty822004-05-03 19:32:01
              Yep by Egaeus2004-05-03 19:34:16
                That would be a good idea. by shorty822004-05-03 19:38:06
  Sure... by imperito2004-05-03 18:57:52
Strip the Vote! by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hanging chads get a whole new meaning! (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-05-03 19:18:42
  ok ... :) by DragonLady2004-05-03 19:13:27
  Damn. by MrTrick2004-05-03 19:03:19
Woot. Got Firebird working on AIX by jedidiahstott2004-05-03 18:43:59
So ... hot ... ugh. by lucidpsyche2004-05-03 18:42:23
  Come to VT by phezult2004-05-03 19:02:52
  Snow? What is this "snow" thing? :) by shorty822004-05-03 18:51:19
    Eee... by lucidpsyche2004-05-03 18:53:50
      I'm in Texas. I have an idea. I WANT SNOW!!! by Adiplomat2004-05-03 21:06:58
        Hehe, it sounds like you live in the panhandle... by Amander2004-05-04 00:19:39
  Take some of mine. Snowed today. by toxin2004-05-03 18:46:37
    So you'd rather be hot than cold? by lucidpsyche2004-05-03 18:56:12
      I want to go for a walk where it does not by toxin2004-05-03 19:05:41
        emigrate :) by DragonLady2004-05-03 19:22:05
strtok problems: by MrTrick2004-05-03 18:42:20
  Have a look at libpcre :) by imperito2004-05-03 18:49:48
    /me proceeds to roll his own.... (n/t) by MrTrick2004-05-03 18:55:51
Observations on the dosman situation by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  How about you all cool it? by DragonLady2004-05-03 20:15:36
  About the "useless troll" part: by shorty822004-05-03 19:49:50
    Looking through the links you gave, toxin by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
      Note the lack of capitallization in that section? by toxin2004-05-03 20:03:41
        It doesn't matter how he spells! by shorty822004-05-03 20:13:57
          Heh! by Naruki2004-05-03 20:15:59
            IMHO, he is trolling. by shorty822004-05-03 20:20:40
              Your opinion is neither humble nor correct. by Naruki2004-05-03 20:26:14
                Maybe he is not being a troll. by shorty822004-05-03 20:28:46
                  ;-) by Naruki2004-05-03 20:29:45
                    You asked for it! :) by shorty822004-05-03 20:32:50
                      Inuendo,,, by Nightwind2004-05-03 21:24:13
                        Oww! That smarts! by shorty822004-05-03 21:27:53
                      LART! by Naruki2004-05-03 20:34:50
                        Ha Ha! by shorty822004-05-03 20:44:04
                          **watches multiple Shorty82s go by in face paint by Adiplomat2004-05-03 20:48:05
                            Ahh! The mental image is disturbing! by shorty822004-05-03 20:53:48
              I don't think Naruki's taking issue with your by Adiplomat2004-05-03 20:24:42
      I think I'll let you try for a while, Shorty82. by Adiplomat2004-05-03 20:03:27
    Note my post. by Adiplomat2004-05-03 19:53:26
      Your post is why I decided to reply. by shorty822004-05-03 20:08:39
        Um... by Naruki2004-05-03 20:13:20
          Ok, I was mistaken, by shorty822004-05-03 20:22:39
            True, but that was so blatant that nobody by Naruki2004-05-03 20:28:34
          reminds me of healthy newsgroups by Nightwind2004-05-03 20:21:21
        I think he's learning, if we'll just let him. by Adiplomat2004-05-03 20:11:14
          No... by Naruki2004-05-03 20:13:56
            The point of this TLP was captured here by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Try replying under the topic in question, by Adiplomat2004-05-03 20:40:07
              Well... by Naruki2004-05-03 20:38:30
                I blame phonics for the similarity in styles by toxin2004-05-03 20:51:32
                  german origin? by Nightwind2004-05-03 21:10:48
                    You misunderstand. They are likely American. by toxin2004-05-03 21:30:09
  Toxin: I seriously question your judgement here. by Adiplomat2004-05-03 19:40:33
    There seems to be confusion between by toxin2004-05-03 19:55:22
      Again you fail. Are you literally unable to see by Adiplomat2004-05-03 20:01:41
        Again you fail. Are you literally unable to see by toxin2004-05-03 20:16:53
          adip by Nightwind2004-05-03 20:18:54
            Eggzacktly, Nightwind. by Adiplomat2004-05-03 20:21:44
              your not a diplimat by Nightwind2004-05-03 20:25:44
                I ain't a dipLOmat, neither! **snicker, hee-hee, by Adiplomat2004-05-03 20:41:22
                  but you where smart enough to read it. by Nightwind2004-05-03 21:07:16
                    "Bothers" is too strong a word, but it can by Adiplomat2004-05-03 21:16:08
                      However, an online comment board by LionsPhil2004-05-04 02:11:05
                      that is a useful tool by Nightwind2004-05-03 21:19:26
  on some muds by Nightwind2004-05-03 19:38:36
    Was your typing badly due to sneering by toxin2004-05-03 20:00:23
      sometimes i was by Nightwind2004-05-03 20:07:07
        Ahem. by Naruki2004-05-03 20:08:28
          one of the retired admin by Nightwind2004-05-03 20:14:48
          Sneakin' around 5 levels down are we? by Adiplomat2004-05-03 20:13:55
            It's to late captain! by shorty822004-05-03 20:17:31
attn: NOLAwitch, atschool by DragonLady2004-05-03 18:33:28
  If NOLAwitch were to get angry at oot, would she by toxin2004-05-03 19:11:47
    Oh, NOLA is good at newting people by DragonLady2004-05-03 19:24:19
speeking of rp, SHADOWRUN by Nightwind2004-05-03 18:25:51
  Who owns the Shadowrun rights nowadays? by Scirocco2004-05-03 18:55:11
    mine by Nightwind2004-05-03 19:31:09
      Whizkids bought FASA, IIRC by raptor_872004-05-03 20:01:45
        gritty by Nightwind2004-05-03 20:08:34
***LOW CLUTTER ALERT*** by Dracarys2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You're the one that needs clutter! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-05-03 18:26:45
    ok, clutter away. At least I have that welcome. (n (n/t) by Dracarys2004-05-03 18:49:49
Ugggghhh! by shorty822004-05-03 17:54:29
Netgear Router Firmware? by cmantito2004-05-03 17:52:44
  I have no clue, seeing how I just got my Netgear by shorty822004-05-03 18:10:58
    Random stuff... by cmantito2004-05-03 18:28:49
      I also hate the frames. by shorty822004-05-03 18:34:01
        Blocking Page by cmantito2004-05-03 18:36:02
          I can see why you want to change the blocked pages by shorty822004-05-03 18:46:54
            I see what you say... by cmantito2004-05-03 18:52:47
              On your site the frames are fine. by shorty822004-05-03 19:01:49
                Well thanks! by cmantito2004-05-03 19:22:02
Too Lazy to Send Kickstart a Separate Email With a by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 17:39:23
  Heh. Here's one he'll never use! by Adiplomat2004-05-03 20:58:31
    All of them. by shorty822004-05-03 21:11:40
      Ohh yeah, by shorty822004-05-03 21:13:01
  Okay, but it 's not a question: I'm very demanding by skeegenin2004-05-03 18:13:43
    My favorite is by Egaeus2004-05-03 20:00:48
      It's better in the original Klingon. by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 21:39:46
  Hey ,cut him some slack. (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-05-03 17:49:55
    No, cut him some Gentoo! by LionsPhil2004-05-03 18:17:55
      Lasers. That's soooo 20th century. by skeegenin2004-05-03 18:24:11
    Um, that's his own religious/cultural choice by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 17:53:27
  TLtSKaSEWaQoTDT by pas512004-05-03 17:49:52
    that is the joke by Nightwind2004-05-03 18:10:25
  What's your most heinous habit? by tigermouse2004-05-03 17:45:31
  Why were you too lazy to send Kickstart a by IByte2004-05-03 17:43:15
  Invent a new Internet Acronym (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 17:39:59
    IANIA (n/t) by Dracarys2004-05-03 17:40:55
    Oops, forgot... by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 17:40:27
      *giggles* by Reddy2004-05-03 17:52:22
XP rebooting problem by phezult2004-05-03 17:38:49
  Run updated anti-virus and McAfee's Stinger by demonhedge2004-05-03 18:03:46
  That would be the sasser worm... by phezult2004-05-03 18:03:14
    The sasser worm, eh? by shorty822004-05-03 18:55:01
    No problem, just read you post and thought that wa by blindman2004-05-03 18:39:49
      Will find out later by phezult2004-05-03 19:04:59
        With the right equipment and software by blindman2004-05-03 19:10:18
  What is this fsashell.exe?? by Scirocco2004-05-03 17:50:26
    I think it might be spyware. by shorty822004-05-03 17:57:58
      I just checked my brother's computer by shorty822004-05-03 18:06:45
Buh... by dire_lobo2004-05-03 17:35:48
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Moderated for non-FYOS safe link (re-post) by Nea2004-05-03 17:56:52
      Ooops, sorry by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 19:06:18
        friendlyuser.org by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    Not in UFie. by pas512004-05-03 17:46:47
    Darn. This is going to get modded. by ChuckAB2004-05-03 17:43:03
      acronymfinder.com is your saviour in AcronymLand. (n/t) by Scirocco2004-05-03 17:51:32
ET: Where have all the servers gone? by imperito2004-05-03 17:35:46
  Ah, there they are... by imperito2004-05-03 17:39:39
w00t! finished my custom comp! by Dracarys2004-05-03 17:33:34
  Not bad at all... by imperito2004-05-03 17:37:39
    The mobo is a Gigabyte GA-K8NNXP. What's distcc? ( (n/t) by Dracarys2004-05-03 17:39:10
      distcc by imperito2004-05-03 17:42:45
        Cross-platform? I'm one of those all to common... by Dracarys2004-05-03 17:52:09
      oh yeah, the sound is decent onboard 6.1 channel by Dracarys2004-05-03 17:40:13
Ah, SuSE 9 install is complete by IByte2004-05-03 17:11:06
I've changed my mind. Death is to good for virus by AndyA2004-05-03 17:08:01
  Death is also too good for license server coders by VCA2004-05-03 17:48:41
    'Trust' is no longer industry best pratice, by pas512004-05-03 17:51:41
      one spelling of 'practi(c|s)e' is incorrect. by pas512004-05-03 17:52:39
Gramer and speling dont mater! by sofaspud2004-05-03 17:05:24
  is it that the don't matter, or that they by dire_lobo2004-05-03 17:13:37
I'm bored. Bored, bored, ... by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Play UT04! (n/t) by Dracarys2004-05-03 17:31:02
  gee, for some reason, I get the feeling that by dire_lobo2004-05-03 17:12:24
  I'm downloading ET for Windoze by krisguy2004-05-03 17:01:05
    I'll be watching. by ChuckAB2004-05-03 17:02:57
      Just did a few maps 1v1 with CyberKnight by ChuckAB2004-05-03 19:05:28
        If it makes you feel any better... by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 21:45:09
Contract Computer Geek has hit town. by toxin2004-05-03 16:50:12
  Have you read Ian & Will Ferguson's by j.butterfly2004-05-03 18:40:39
    Haven't heard of it. Accurate though. by toxin2004-05-03 18:49:41
      When I get finished with it, I can send it by j.butterfly2004-05-03 20:00:17
        Thanks, but not at the moment. Too much school by toxin2004-05-03 21:00:29
          {{{toxin}}} by j.butterfly2004-05-03 21:27:53
  Snort... by watsondog2004-05-03 17:33:08
    My former employer had a staff member by toxin2004-05-03 17:39:17
      We had those too by watsondog2004-05-03 20:22:07
        i've had to bring in the dog by Nightwind2004-05-03 20:49:56
        BTDT (Been There, Done That) - Safety Inspector by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Man, I gatta tell you I love these reports from by dire_lobo2004-05-03 17:04:53
    Use it as you wish. (n/t) by toxin2004-05-03 17:09:26
  Is it too nosy to ask... by sofaspud2004-05-03 17:00:40
    Check my diary. Well... by toxin2004-05-03 17:06:50
      It's not on CBC North tonight? (n/t) by watsondog2004-05-03 17:31:23
      Oh and around -10C and snowing today. (n/t) by toxin2004-05-03 17:07:47
        Brrr. sound cold even in farfegnugnheight ;-) by dire_lobo2004-05-03 17:16:14
        Current connection speed 21.6 kbps by toxin2004-05-03 17:11:22
Hm. There is only one piece of clutter in by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
Why are people soooo stupid? by McGowan2004-05-03 16:45:41
  They want to be around other people? (n/t) by watsondog2004-05-03 17:34:41
    He said there were many laptop users. (n/t) by Dracarys2004-05-03 17:37:59
TV Tuner Card by Patch2004-05-03 16:26:54
  Pay for delivery and you can HAVE mine. by McGowan2004-05-03 16:30:49
    lol.. I'm guessing that is a bad thing? by Patch2004-05-03 16:33:14
      Not true. by McGowan2004-05-03 16:35:02
        Kewl.. you have a link to show me what kind by Patch2004-05-03 16:35:59
          Unfortunatly I don't by McGowan2004-05-03 16:38:45
  I liked my Hauppauge card by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 16:28:22
I can't believe this is actually happening... by McGowan2004-05-03 16:24:52
  Hey! Virgin! by sofaspud2004-05-03 17:02:18
    Maybe I should have starred out the operator. by McGowan2004-05-03 17:03:49
  Yay! (I think - this is a good thing right?) (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-05-03 16:28:20
    Tis a very good thing! by McGowan2004-05-03 16:35:29
  *snerk* by Naruki2004-05-03 16:27:35
    *G* by McGowan2004-05-03 16:29:58
*heads off to the Pie to pick a pizza up* (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-03 16:12:57
  Mmm....... Pizza. by silvermoon822004-05-03 16:14:55
ATTN: Spud31 by ChuckAB2004-05-03 16:10:36
$670 (US) in damage to my car by lenmear2004-05-03 15:51:29
  go aftermarket by TrueDrezzer2004-05-03 17:15:55
    i can't afford the rest of the body kit by lenmear2004-05-03 20:24:59
  {{lenmear} No Meat-Ware damaged = good. by jeff_uk2004-05-03 15:55:18
    everyone is insured by lenmear2004-05-03 16:03:18
    Mismatched braces! by LionsPhil2004-05-03 15:57:15
I'm baking b-a-n-a-n-a bread! MMMMmmmm. (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-05-03 15:47:58
  *puts on kickstart mask* by jeff_uk2004-05-03 15:51:09
    *Zoinks* :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-05-03 15:55:04
      that's scoobied, just plain scoobied by dire_lobo2004-05-03 16:03:06
  dang girl, take a nap (welcome back home by the wa by dire_lobo2004-05-03 15:50:21
    I did take a nap...I could have slept all day. by j.butterfly2004-05-03 15:54:28
      10 bucks! (and LOOK at the new name for KS) by dire_lobo2004-05-03 16:14:42
        Me likes it. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-05-03 16:46:19
          uhm... ok, but I didn't mean to infer that by dire_lobo2004-05-03 17:10:42
ATTN: Tuesday Writer's Club UFies by mortaine2006-11-19 12:55:59
A picture of my new shiny dome, by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  CueBall!!! (n/t) by themadkansan2004-05-03 23:55:35
  AAHHH!! by TheyMustBIdiots2004-05-03 16:03:41
    I shot him with my Gay Ray (TM). by EvilLionsPhil2004-05-03 16:11:32
  Holy Crap! Lions Tours. by Animefreak2004-05-03 16:03:04
  Now you need the gray suit, by LionsPhil2004-05-03 15:52:53
    He doesn't have a Mini-Him. by EvilLionsPhil2004-05-03 16:12:57
      Oh GOD! by krikkert2004-05-03 16:30:40
    I don't have any cats. by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Dogs don't work. by LionsPhil2004-05-03 15:59:39
        Meh. You've never seen Devil Dogs. by Naruki2004-05-03 16:23:14
        Angora also seems to work. by Llyr2004-05-03 16:04:21
  dude, the "hair' (um, or "not hair" in this case) by dire_lobo2004-05-03 15:46:06
    LOL (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-03 15:56:37
  Very nice, but we want to see an ariel view. (n/t) by lab rat2004-05-03 15:44:15
    Under the seeeeeeeea (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-05-03 15:46:42
      Strange, I watched The Little Mermaid last night by lab rat2004-05-03 15:51:57
      *applauds* I couldn't have done it better! (n/t) by Spelling_Nazi2004-05-03 15:51:11
Be afraid, be very afraid... by LthrOttr2004-05-03 15:08:13
  Trimmed your bear! Attacking a bear with by toxin2004-05-03 18:05:46
  awww zz Ufie top fuzzy wuzzies gone missing by Celticess2004-05-03 16:00:46
    *grin* by LthrOttr2004-05-03 16:30:02
  WOW! thought I sensed a disturbace in the face... by dire_lobo2004-05-03 15:37:53
    ...as if thousands of follicles were crying out by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 15:41:25
      do you think it has anything to do with the by dire_lobo2004-05-03 15:48:24
  He he he! Too bad you couldn't donate the by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 15:35:37
  {{{LthrOttr}}} by Reddy2004-05-03 15:31:24
  {{LthrOttr}} by feather8022004-05-03 15:26:57
    Working on it... by LthrOttr2004-05-03 16:32:37
A question for Germans by TrueDrezzer2004-05-03 14:53:06
  hey there. This is how I am doing it by stacato2006-11-19 12:23:33
  There are several Job search engines by UnFair2006-11-19 12:55:59
    info by TrueDrezzer2004-05-03 17:10:08
      Quite probable you apply in German, so the HR by UnFair2004-05-03 17:55:05
    DANG! y'all are tough... they want a by dire_lobo2004-05-03 15:40:12
      That's the difference beween sign and signature by UnFair2004-05-03 16:12:32
  Well ... by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
    degree by TrueDrezzer2004-05-03 17:03:17
  Okay... by anno16022004-05-03 15:12:19
    mmmkay... by TrueDrezzer2004-05-03 17:00:10
Ooh by Llyr2004-05-03 14:49:31
  All riiiight! by Llyr2004-05-03 15:10:37
    You shaved your head, not just the face? (n/t) by UnFair2004-05-03 16:19:13
      Duh. by Naruki2004-05-03 16:21:57
ARGH!!!! My DVDRs are STUCK *AGAIN* by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 14:47:37
  **UPDATE** by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 15:30:51
    *crosses more fingers* by chrisP2004-05-03 15:38:41
      *crosses toes* by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 15:39:47
        Gggnnnnnnnnn ... by chrisP2004-05-03 15:43:42
          Stick your finger in there and pry 'em loose. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 15:44:26
            FNARR! FNARR! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-05-03 16:15:39
  Who is the shipping company? (n/t) by nate_t_g2004-05-03 15:27:05
    RoadEx by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 15:29:49
  Is there a .ca versoin of the BBB? by Freakazoid2004-05-03 14:49:38
    yes we have one and we have consumer and corporate by Celticess2004-05-03 16:02:56
    And if you do lose the account, by pas512004-05-03 14:51:21
      well, it would be hard to proove by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 14:56:53
    I think that the supplier of the DVDRs by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 14:51:00
OK here is the explaination by dosman2004-05-03 14:38:54
  *erects "Don't feed the troll" sign* by Arachn1d2004-05-03 14:48:04
  Apparently he also picked up your typing skillz. by Llyr2004-05-03 14:45:32
    Actually, he seems to have made an by toxin2004-05-03 17:43:22
Just out of interest, by friekatoni2004-05-03 14:38:09
  Other than built onto some video cards, not that by radiowave9112004-05-03 15:06:07
  Not really by Arachn1d2004-05-03 15:01:55
  As far as I know, no, there isn't by Freakazoid2004-05-03 14:46:40
  Most graphics cards have an s-video out port. by Llyr2004-05-03 14:43:52
    Oh. Chaintech GeForce 4 Ti/4200 by Llyr2004-05-03 14:44:43
      My graphics card also has S-Video Out capability. by BaruMonkey2004-05-03 15:22:49
      Yeah, three weeks ago now. by friekatoni2004-05-03 14:52:03
        ooer, that sucks. by Llyr2004-05-03 15:08:03
          Well, by friekatoni2004-05-03 15:51:50
That selfish, ungrateful little....OOOOOH! by KingOfFools2004-05-03 14:34:34
  Right, well, I've calmed down a great deal now. by KingOfFools2004-05-03 21:42:11
  That's nasty... by IByte2004-05-03 17:19:53
  {{{KingOfFools}}} by LurkerMo2004-05-03 15:57:05
  {{{KingOfFools}}} by UnFair2004-05-03 15:56:13
  {{{KingOfFools}}} (n/t) by chrisP2004-05-03 15:25:36
    {{{chrisP}}} by KingOfFools2004-05-03 15:34:13
  Vent away by radiowave9112004-05-03 15:25:28
    codependants and by Celticess2004-05-03 15:56:38
    Oh, I'm sure there will be more. by KingOfFools2004-05-03 15:33:39
      well if you need someone that understands by Celticess2004-05-03 15:58:02
  as a person twice divorced by voxwoman2004-05-03 15:18:49
    you forgot something by Celticess2004-05-03 16:09:21
    I don't know if I'd have even thought of that. by KingOfFools2004-05-03 15:27:44
      you never know until it's too late. by voxwoman2004-05-03 15:37:17
  {{{KingOfFools}}} by Spud312004-05-03 15:03:55
    {{{Spud31}}} by KingOfFools2004-05-03 15:12:13
  Yeesh by Illiad2004-05-03 14:47:09
    *smiles* always the voice of reason... by KingOfFools2004-05-03 15:10:04
      well now THAT doesn't make sense... by KingOfFools2004-05-03 15:28:51
        it's now two years by Nightwind2004-05-03 16:13:24
          The saying goes... by Illiad2004-05-03 16:21:42
            I am an enabler by Nightwind2004-05-03 16:28:53
  ouch {{ KOF }} (n/t) by rottweiler2004-05-03 14:40:10
    {{rottweiler}} (n/t) by KingOfFools2004-05-03 15:04:00
  {{{KOF}}} by Llyr2004-05-03 14:39:06
    {{{Llyr}}} by KingOfFools2004-05-03 15:03:23
  Ouch.. that sounds bad. by krikkert2004-05-03 14:37:36
    Thank you. by KingOfFools2004-05-03 15:01:52
      Everything will work out in the end. by krikkert2004-05-03 15:08:43
  I THINK I kept it FYOR safe... by KingOfFools2004-05-03 14:36:10
    {{{KingOfFools}}} by Reddy2004-05-03 20:01:47
    {{{{KingOfFools}}}} by Celticess2004-05-03 14:48:06
      {{{{Celticess}}}} by KingOfFools2004-05-03 15:00:41
TTGTBT by McNutcase2004-05-03 14:27:54
Hello from Albany, NY State Capital! by karaken122004-05-03 14:16:52
*listens to 10,000 Maniacs MTV Unplugged CD* (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-03 14:14:55
Browser/XML question by rorajoey2004-05-03 14:09:17
  Well,... by BrainBug2004-05-03 15:09:38
    Thank ye muchly. :) by rorajoey2004-05-03 16:10:05
  Forgot to mention... by rorajoey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Is it getting confused between titles? by wheresthefish2004-05-03 15:10:18
Well, I have a C: drive, but I want a :D drive. (n (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-03 13:46:13
  ow yea by dosman2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Turbolinux user eyh? by cokish2004-05-03 14:52:54
      not really by dosman2004-05-03 18:13:44
    Error: by pas512004-05-03 14:35:18
      solution: remove last part from URL by cokish2004-05-03 14:48:23
        The parent url is not FYOS safe. by pas512004-05-03 14:50:18
          well yes thats true but so is the page (n/t) by dosman2004-05-03 18:12:00
      Heh.. I didn't run into any problems :) by Freakazoid2004-05-03 14:39:55
    Simple trick, non? by krikkert2004-05-03 14:34:52
      PROMPT :D (n/t) by dosman2004-05-03 14:43:34
      export PS1=':D' by cokish2004-05-03 14:36:08
  You might have done tech support before if... by nate_t_g2004-05-03 14:10:56
    that or you speak Indian by dosman2004-05-03 14:16:54
    Heh. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-03 14:15:18
  go out and buy one, ow and its D: as in D:\windows by windows4eva22004-05-03 14:10:47
    user diabled (again) for trolling by Nea2004-05-03 14:38:24
    i still dont get it (n/t) by dosman2004-05-03 14:17:56
      CORRECTION: I still do get why this guy is back ( (n/t) by dosman2004-05-03 14:19:36
        My, you're a lousy troll. by LionsPhil2004-05-03 15:35:57
          Tragic, by EvilLionsPhil2004-05-03 15:50:52
        Take a close look at the nick by Pic2004-05-03 14:23:25
          What do you think I'm counting for? (n/t) by Spud312004-05-03 14:24:07
            What about techi870 ? by cokish2004-05-03 14:31:46
              LOL! (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-03 14:38:28
              And what about me? by pas512004-05-03 14:38:19
                You have 819 accounts left by cokish2004-05-03 14:54:36
            Hey, by Pic2004-05-03 14:25:39
              Aww, be nice. by LionsPhil2004-05-03 15:55:29
        I have a sneaking suspicion they're the same perso by Llyr2004-05-03 14:23:22
          And show up at the same time... by Spud312004-05-03 14:27:02
            Yes. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-03 14:29:27
    10...9...8...7.... (n/t) by Spud312004-05-03 14:14:33
    You missed it entirely... (besides - be nice). (n/t) by nate_t_g2004-05-03 14:12:00
  I could send you a spare drive by ideur2004-05-03 14:06:10
    Heh, that's okay, but thanks anyway. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-03 14:08:28
      TTGTB anyway by ideur2004-05-03 14:11:29
  You have a smiley drive but want a laughing smiley by cokish2004-05-03 13:58:35
    Precisely. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-03 14:00:52
      mkdir ':D' ; mount /dev/cdrom ':D' by cokish2004-05-03 14:05:56
        I wish this was a Unix system. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-03 14:08:06
          This is cool. Now I have an evil drive '>:)' by cokish2004-05-03 14:13:33
            better: by pas512004-05-03 14:23:06
              You use strange smileys... by cokish2004-05-03 14:29:06
                Bah. by pas512004-05-03 14:34:22
  \swodniw\:D dc < (n/t) by pas512004-05-03 13:54:54
  newegg.com has DVD drives for under $50. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 13:51:50
    Oh really? by Llyr2004-05-03 14:01:29
      O'Really by Pic2004-05-03 14:03:49
      <Deleted><Deleted>2004-05-03 14:06:04
        Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-05-03 14:06:17
        MODS! by Pic2004-05-03 14:04:51
          Bad Pic. No cookie. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-03 14:06:13
            And, with that sublime blooper by Pic2004-05-03 14:10:07
  You, sir by Pic2004-05-03 13:50:38
    Thank you, I try. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-03 14:01:50
      I thought dire_lobo was strange by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
        !thgir thguoht uoY by dire_lobo2004-05-03 16:01:00
i gotta make a stuffer chicken... by JG12004-05-03 13:35:24
  there where some good ones by Nightwind2004-05-03 20:38:39
  Take one can of beer.... by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 13:38:34
    been there done that (n/t) by JG12004-05-03 14:17:18
Dave Barry brilliance, as usual. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wants registration :( (n/t) by McNutcase2004-05-03 13:31:10
    Well I want replies to my LART's. :-p by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Bookmarked. by wheresthefish2004-05-03 13:59:08
      *bookmarks* by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 13:52:18
So... *sips Earl Grey tea* by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 13:17:35
  Too much.... by Animefreak2004-05-03 14:03:21
  try lady grey it's very tasty :) by Celticess2004-05-03 13:37:05
    *nods* by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 13:52:39
      I have two books out by Celticess2004-05-03 14:25:10
  Actually quite a bit now that I think about it. by Ubergeek22004-05-03 13:22:25
    *nods* *makes notes* by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 13:24:07
      Legend of the Green Dragon... by Ubergeek22004-05-03 13:42:22
        "baby unicorns" Hmmm... by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 13:44:32
          Unicorns and Rainbows. by Ubergeek22004-05-03 13:48:55
  Well, ya see doc by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 13:19:13
    I'm not a doctor by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 13:24:50
      It's okay by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 13:25:29
        Do you watch a lot of tv? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 13:26:06
          Not too terribly much. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 13:31:02
            thewrongcrowd, the reason I ask is... by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 13:35:47
              *notices cracks in ceiling* by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 13:42:15
    *nods* Certainly... by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 13:22:20
      *twiddles with shirt buttons* by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 13:24:55
Dungeons and Dragons -- Satan's Game! by Winsmith2004-05-03 13:04:37
  Well, I know Illiad's game provokes murderous rage by Kickstart2004-05-03 14:59:44
    I LOVE IT by Nightwind2004-05-03 16:41:11
  Heck no, it encourages religion... by Spud312004-05-03 14:25:44
    "Need a Cleric!" by krikkert2004-05-03 14:33:53
      I, uh, I once killed a... uh... cleric... by freon2004-05-03 15:11:19
      I almost always play a cleric by diorama2004-05-03 14:57:36
      Note: I've *never* played a cleric... (n/t) by Spud312004-05-03 14:49:57
  Does it have to be his bowels? by Naruki2004-05-03 13:51:26
  hmm my kids didn't care for it by Celticess2004-05-03 13:39:43
  Warning--Dangers of RPG's by evilsysadmin2004-05-03 13:18:52
    wife and banning by thoromyr2004-05-03 14:51:20
    I call em 'caltrops' (n/t) by IronPIP2004-05-03 14:46:52
    Reminds me of this comic by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
    OOOOWWWWWCHHH!!! (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-03 13:38:51
    You're all just... by asayogure2004-05-03 13:37:07
      +5? What kind of a low-level by krikkert2004-05-03 13:40:21
        Apparently a damn ugly one ;P by BrainBug2004-05-03 13:46:59
          Well ... yeah! Otherwise I would have said... by asayogure2004-05-03 14:29:43
        +5 as in *bonus*, yeah baby! by asayogure2004-05-03 13:46:14
          +8 bonuses are by diorama2004-05-03 14:13:39
            [whimpers] ... but ... but ... I ... by asayogure2004-05-03 14:30:51
              except evil bugger like me by diorama2004-05-03 14:35:57
                [hides under desk] (n/t) by asayogure2004-05-03 14:36:46
                  Fear IS respect! ;-) (n/t) by diorama2004-05-03 14:53:35
    YYYYEEEAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! (n/t) by talon07202004-05-03 13:31:47
    OHHHHH OW. by Llyr2004-05-03 13:27:37
      especially the caltrap model by pas512004-05-03 13:56:15
        I have caltrap d6 by Nightwind2004-05-03 16:21:39
  Hmm... by Arivia2004-05-03 13:18:37
  Of course it does by evilsysadmin2004-05-03 13:13:20
  thats why i play Call of Cthulhu ... by ParityBit2004-05-03 13:09:45
    pokethulu... by scragman2004-05-03 13:35:08
    I was with you all the way up to by Tomo2004-05-03 13:27:37
    The "mglw'nafh" part. (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-03 13:11:13
  I cast Magic Missile (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-05-03 13:07:52
    You're attacking the darkness! (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-03 13:10:43
      Where's the Mountain Dew? (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-05-03 13:13:43
        In the fridge, duh! (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-03 13:17:26
          I'm outside at the bar! by Ubergeek22004-05-03 13:18:45
            There you have it! (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-03 13:41:47
            You guys can talk now. by BaruMonkey2004-05-03 13:21:03
            *rolls* Yeah, you're getting drunk. (n/t) by Llyr2004-05-03 13:19:53
              Is this where I invoke by pas512004-05-03 14:27:21
                Possibly... by rorajoey2004-05-03 14:35:15
                  If all else fails, by pas512004-05-03 14:48:30
                    In a blue Viagra shaped bottle? (n/t) by Spud312004-05-03 14:51:06
                      I wouldn't know. by pas512004-05-03 15:03:29
                        Further spoiler: by pas512004-05-03 15:06:08
      snort snort by hyzenthlay2004-05-03 13:13:39
        They're in the fridge! (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-03 13:14:00
          The Cheetohs!? by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 13:17:14
Limiting TV as a parent by ralph2006-11-19 12:55:59
  1.5 to 2.0 hours per day by dire_lobo2004-05-03 16:50:47
  Easy. Run the antenna cable out of the room to by JPaganel2004-05-03 16:48:18
  Two hour limit by version0.12004-05-03 15:48:10
    I ask tough questions by ralph2004-05-03 16:11:17
      That's a really good plan! by amanita2004-05-03 19:59:02
      Excellent parenting by version0.12004-05-03 16:18:10
        i was given a vt, and a limit by Nightwind2004-05-03 19:53:17
  Parking meter by version0.12004-05-03 15:43:50
    Someone actually makes a product by amanita2006-11-19 12:55:59
  We have our child earn time by voxwoman2004-05-03 15:30:44
    How old? by ralph2004-05-03 15:56:06
  Best solution: by Arcanum2004-05-03 13:22:48
    If it absolutely has to go in there by wheresthefish2004-05-03 13:25:21
  Just make the rule.. by evilsysadmin2004-05-03 13:16:48
  Why? by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 13:16:01
    Smaller House by ralph2004-05-03 13:36:54
      Understandable. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 13:47:54
    Plus which, it defeats the punishment of by subbywan2004-05-03 13:29:21
      Unless you turn on the Game Show Channel by version0.12004-05-03 16:19:41
        wouldn't work by Nightwind2004-05-03 19:16:46
    I have to agree by ShadoCat2004-05-03 13:23:39
    I appreciate that they're doing it resposibly. by Ubergeek22004-05-03 13:17:56
      Well that's different. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 13:22:29
        I had a TV in my room from age 4-6. by McNutcase2004-05-03 13:28:35
          I don't understand by version0.12004-05-03 16:12:33
            Ye Ancient Monitors by krikkert2004-05-03 16:41:48
          Oh dear. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 13:34:42
  At least in the US by shorty822004-05-03 13:07:53
    Forgot, thanks. by ralph2004-05-03 13:27:34
  What I would do... by McNutcase2004-05-03 13:03:46
Auuugh! Is Google down??? by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 12:51:48
  Nope. (n/t) by Spud312004-05-03 12:56:43
  It's up here. (n/t) by shorty822004-05-03 12:56:42
Uhh I am soo ready for Saturday by Spisefisken2004-05-03 12:40:20
  hehe similar thing here by JG12004-05-03 13:27:28
  I can't wait for tomorrow by Reddy2004-05-03 12:49:53
    What is happening tomorrow? by Spisefisken2004-05-03 13:13:05
  What exactly is a 'predate'? (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-05-03 12:42:22
    Well officially we are not supposed to date by Spisefisken2004-05-03 12:44:04
      Ahh...? by Atrahasis2004-05-03 12:46:53
        Yes we do by Spisefisken2004-05-03 13:05:22
grrr....*STILL* waiting.... by lord_dolphin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  <mexicanaccent>Hello? Hello? by Winsmith2004-05-03 12:34:26
    wouldn't that be <mexicanaccent>Bueno? Jello? (n/t) by Patch2004-05-03 12:54:26
      no that would be "hola" (n/t) by JG12004-05-03 13:33:30
        the custom I've observed by zelda2004-05-03 17:31:10
      Don't know. Am not mexican enough. (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-03 12:56:31
  I package I ordered two weeks ago... by Khaar2004-05-03 12:33:12
    ouch! that must have been a pain! (n/t) by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 12:34:02
      "Have been"? It's still in Sierra Leone... by Khaar2004-05-03 12:43:52
        DHL eh? Sounds sparky by diorama2004-05-03 15:25:36
  I am *SO* bored..... by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 12:30:48
    Here's something for killing time: by Winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ding-dong! by shorty822004-05-03 12:30:17
    Umm, for that much money I could by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 12:32:03
      <evil overlord voice> by shorty822004-05-03 12:36:54
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I wonder if we should just move to NHB play. by Naruki2004-05-03 13:33:58
    Another option by BaruMonkey2004-05-03 16:04:18
      That's one that I never understood. by Naruki2004-05-03 16:20:52
        I have to agree with Naruki on this one. by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 22:19:46
    I appreciate your point by wheresthefish2004-05-03 15:23:30
      I'm not sure you do. by Naruki2004-05-03 15:41:52
      Heh. DD opened a 55 gallon drum of whoop*** on us. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-05-03 15:36:22
        On the team side of things.... by AndyA2004-05-03 17:35:00
    I think that would be a bad move. by AndyA2004-05-03 14:05:02
      And that's a big problem. by Naruki2004-05-03 14:07:32
        Although with NHB by Dad2TZK2004-05-03 14:15:17
          Secret Bay. by krikkert2004-05-03 14:26:27
    Well I tend to agree by Dad2TZK2004-05-03 13:41:50
      Yeah, that's what I suspected. by Naruki2004-05-03 14:05:51
A question to Wiccan UFies... by McNutcase2004-05-03 12:02:39
  if i had my own time/place/space by Nightwind2004-05-03 15:52:52
  hmm by Celticess2004-05-03 12:51:56
    It's one more night in that month by ShadoCat2004-05-03 13:41:29
  Don't look at it!!! by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 12:22:17
    Yeah... solar ones, you do best with a welding mas by McNutcase2004-05-03 12:24:59
      Short subjects? by ChuckAB2004-05-03 14:41:31
  Aside from it being way cool, I'm not aware of any by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 12:19:17
    it has more astrological significance by voxwoman2004-05-03 15:42:43
    I prefer to use my binoculars with Solar eclipses by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 12:23:07
      I'm sure you can get a white can and a Seeing Eye by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 12:25:34
        meh. Vision; she is for the weak :P (n/t) by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 12:30:01
          Are you gonna learn to echolocate maybe? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 12:31:47
            I think humans can do that to some extent already by McNutcase2004-05-03 12:34:35
              I've seen on TV before about blind people by shorty822004-05-03 12:40:03
                I practice by snapping my fingers. by ChuckAB2004-05-03 14:37:13
            echolocating is easy! it's trying to by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 12:33:00
    Fair enough. by McNutcase2004-05-03 12:21:32
  tonight? by Winsmith2004-05-03 12:17:43
    Times says tonight... by McNutcase2004-05-03 12:18:50
      You're quite right... by McNutcase2004-05-03 12:20:03
        Of course the Times is wrong, by shorty822004-05-03 12:22:45
          It's the London one. by McNutcase2004-05-03 12:23:43
            That's what I figured. by shorty822004-05-03 12:46:17
              well, let me put my opinion of it like this... by McNutcase2004-05-03 12:50:24
            What, you don't like Rupert's giant spinning by dire_lobo2004-05-03 12:43:19
Browser Hijacking?? by wisteria4562004-05-03 12:01:20
  Install Spybot by evilsysadmin2004-05-03 12:38:13
  Lock IE Home by spau72004-05-03 12:30:49
  It's a registry setting, or two. by Atrahasis2004-05-03 12:03:42
    You can set Permissions by krikkert2004-05-03 12:10:20
      Why, so you can. by Atrahasis2004-05-03 12:19:54
        Yes, you can. by krikkert2004-05-03 13:03:01
          Oh yeah? Right on, thanks. by Atrahasis2004-05-03 13:15:59
acrobat reader? by Dad2TZK2004-05-03 11:42:04
  OK; lets see by ideur2004-05-03 12:00:32
    It works for me! by ideur2004-05-03 12:16:27
      well that kinda worked? by Dad2TZK2004-05-03 12:45:38
        Try to log on as root and try again by ideur2004-05-03 13:06:55
        You're lacking ed. by McNutcase2004-05-03 12:51:22
          Ahhh ok by Dad2TZK2004-05-03 12:58:07
            No worry. by McNutcase2004-05-03 12:59:33
              Installed and lookin at pdf's thanks all (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-05-03 13:08:51
The things people try by Egaeus2004-05-03 11:36:56
  Incredible by Bob30852004-05-03 18:53:45
  heh... I can relate... I had a student by dire_lobo2004-05-03 12:24:28
How's this for strange? by Kickstart2004-05-03 11:31:49
  the pizza and pop is to make sure they aren't torn by techi8702004-05-03 11:37:30
    Yeah, by pas512004-05-03 13:49:49
Opera users... by Naruki2004-05-03 11:18:34
  Surely we have more Opera users than that! by Naruki2004-05-03 13:52:57
    It works fine for me. by Nea2004-05-03 14:05:39
      Thanks. by Naruki2004-05-03 15:01:38
  Works like a charm in 7.5b by Winsmith2004-05-03 11:26:19
  You forgot something by Egaeus2004-05-03 11:25:38
    You are perfectly right. Sorry. by Naruki2004-05-03 11:30:15
Travel time will soon be here again... by j.butterfly2004-05-03 11:04:36
  oh dress/pack for warm weather by Celticess2004-05-03 12:58:34
  Aw, I thought that said 'time travel' at first... (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-05-03 12:21:31
    Now that would be a trip, eh? (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-05-03 12:40:50
    wasn't just me made that mistake then? (n/t) by McNutcase2004-05-03 12:27:45
      I was just the first bold enough to admit it, then (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-05-03 12:36:27
      Nope, I also thought it said "Time Travel" (n/t) by shorty822004-05-03 12:32:59
  Welcome back! by Lis772004-05-03 12:01:40
    Thanks! by j.butterfly2004-05-03 12:40:02
H&F Question. by McGowan2004-05-03 11:01:08
  I've seen some machines by wheresthefish2004-05-03 11:48:01
  Losing the gut by snake2004-05-03 11:25:27
  And I have a fat backside by Tomo2004-05-03 11:14:09
    Same problem :( by McGowan2004-05-03 11:15:29
    Skating. by McNutcase2004-05-03 11:14:57
      Hmm, that's an idea. by Tomo2004-05-03 11:16:56
        You could always ice skate. by McGowan2004-05-03 11:20:20
  There's no exercise by Egaeus2004-05-03 11:13:10
    Who wants to be normal. by McGowan2004-05-03 11:14:27
      Genetics by mortaine2004-05-03 11:55:12
        Yup. I could be severely underweight... by McNutcase2004-05-03 11:57:46
linux laptop question by varikin2004-05-03 10:58:07
  mine did that too by fireballmatt2004-05-03 12:48:16
    taking the ACPI module out? by varikin2004-05-03 12:52:59
  I don't think it's a Linux issue. by hadji2004-05-03 12:05:26
  Heating problem maybe? (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-05-03 11:31:22
  Randomly as in... by nelzie2004-05-03 11:07:39
    randomly as in i never know by varikin2004-05-03 12:56:23
Good place to buy monitors? by subbywan2004-05-03 10:51:11
  thanks guys :) will check those out. (n/t) by subbywan2004-05-03 12:58:41
  dump/land fill "swap shop" (n/t) by dosman2004-05-03 11:58:56
  Ripped straight from a recent Slashdot article: by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
I don't believe it. by McGowan2004-05-03 10:39:49
  Ouch, been there... by asayogure2004-05-03 13:43:00
  Thats why the language of choice is QBasic (n/t) by dosman2004-05-03 12:03:47
  Only 1 hour? by snake2004-05-03 11:29:39
    LOL by McGowan2004-05-03 11:44:53
  Cranial Flatulence - Don't Let This Happen To You! by Adiplomat2004-05-03 10:52:44
    Hey thats pretty dumb. by McGowan2004-05-03 10:56:48
  The reason it took you a full hour to discover by toxin2004-05-03 10:44:56
  I once spent 20 minutes searching by Tomo2004-05-03 10:43:46
  At least it was only an hour. I once spent 1-2 by techi8702004-05-03 10:42:39
    What makes me cry a little bit by McGowan2004-05-03 10:46:33
      First rule of debugging: by Tomo2004-05-03 10:47:54
        I spent ten minutes on that today; by dodrian2004-05-03 12:57:52
          I have spent longer than that by shorty822004-05-03 16:43:19
Ah, the "joys" of working on a > 200MB .psd file. by Winsmith2004-05-03 10:27:31
  Perhaps you could by Didactylos2004-05-03 10:41:23
    Good idea. by Winsmith2004-05-03 10:49:06
Cluttersquad... by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
  If you want to by Winsmith2004-05-03 10:36:14
  done! (n/t) by blindman2004-05-03 10:21:58
muther of all defunk products I've purchased... by scragman2004-05-03 09:51:57
  AHH MAN by dosman2004-05-03 12:00:31
    apparently you don't know... by scragman2004-05-03 12:43:34
    sad.... by ParityBit2004-05-03 12:19:17
    Grow up. Or shut up. (n/t) by toxin2004-05-03 12:07:43
      Yeah dosman, by shorty822004-05-03 12:12:59
  On the brass by DesertRat662004-05-03 10:58:30
  G3 Sporter rifle? by JohnRyan2004-05-03 09:56:34
    I don't really have the money for that... by scragman2004-05-03 09:58:18
      Understandable. by JohnRyan2004-05-03 10:04:55
        it's very reliable... by scragman2004-05-03 10:12:31
          LOL. by JohnRyan2004-05-03 10:19:33
  {{{scragman}}} by Spud312004-05-03 09:54:24
    don't worry, it's already in the box... by scragman2004-05-03 09:56:44
Grrrr... by McNutcase2004-05-03 09:51:18
  Key assignments? by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oh, you're using WinXP? by Tomo2004-05-03 10:03:20
      Mine normally gets on fine with adjusting the volu by McNutcase2004-05-03 10:05:04
        How do you work that? by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 10:47:31
          When I hit a media key and nothing's running... by McNutcase2004-05-03 10:50:44
    It's not Linux, it's XP Pro. by McNutcase2004-05-03 10:01:56
  Logitech? by JillSwift2004-05-03 09:55:22
    Nope. Mentor. by McNutcase2004-05-03 09:59:37
      OK... it appears to be a generic multimedia keyboa by McNutcase2004-05-03 10:15:06
        Restarting the program now has it working fully. by McNutcase2004-05-03 10:16:39
Virus writers should be shot. by AndyA2004-05-03 09:50:27
  Unless your the network admin... by McGowan2004-05-03 10:40:42
    That would be nice. by AndyA2004-05-03 11:28:34
      should have by Nightwind2004-05-03 15:48:38
Well, I done gone and did it. by JillSwift2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Congratulations! by ChuckAB2004-05-03 16:33:59
  Congratulations! (n/t) by diorama2004-05-03 14:27:34
  Congrats by Reddy2004-05-03 12:54:40
  congratulations! (n/t) by rottweiler2004-05-03 12:12:05
  {{{JillSwift}}} by demonhedge2004-05-03 11:07:32
  Welcome to the dark side :-) by gaygeek2004-05-03 10:42:58
  So, need a replacement tech? :+) by Adiplomat2004-05-03 10:42:13
  Tchaggaaa! by Winsmith2004-05-03 10:36:53
  Congratulations! by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 10:29:05
  Outstanding. (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-05-03 10:26:10
  Let us know... by saminz2004-05-03 10:20:13
  Mazel tov. (n/t) by kelli2172004-05-03 10:19:27
  Has your hair gone pointy yet? by BloodyViking2004-05-03 10:19:24
    Send nin_man a picture. by Spud312004-05-03 10:24:09
      Actually, she should. First act as boss, posting by toxin2004-05-03 10:38:57
  OK boss. by wheresthefish2004-05-03 10:13:50
  Congratulations by version0.12004-05-03 09:59:30
  Congratulations. (n/t) by JohnRyan2004-05-03 09:58:41
  Bravo. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-05-03 09:58:30
  Congratulations ! by Number_Six2004-05-03 09:56:00
  Congrats! by dire_lobo2004-05-03 09:55:54
  {{{JillSwift}}} by Spud312004-05-03 09:51:14
must...be....patient.... by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 09:30:27
  A stupid question... by JohnRyan2004-05-03 09:32:12
    hehe, umm.... well.... by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 12:14:01
    He told me recently in a secret IM session: by Winsmith2004-05-03 10:32:33
      *gets calculator* by Khaar2004-05-03 10:51:37
        Hey what? (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-03 10:56:42
          Get the calculator. (n/t) by Khaar2004-05-03 11:02:51
            IDGI :·( (n/t) by Winsmith2004-05-03 11:20:45
              Here: by Khaar2004-05-03 12:06:34
                Sure, if you group them all together all weird by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 12:19:30
                  I know, I know... by Khaar2004-05-03 12:23:40
                    Well, I blame the Pentium. by Winsmith2004-05-03 12:25:44
    Hey, he LIKES MOVIES! by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 10:21:23
    He works for a company that deals in them. by ChuckAB2004-05-03 09:35:53
      Yep. Lord_dolphin is the local (on UF) by Adiplomat2004-05-03 09:42:51
        A-ha. by JohnRyan2004-05-03 09:44:47
          depends on the quantity by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 12:15:20
            *ears perk up* (n/t) by Spud312004-05-03 12:22:38
              *dito* by Winsmith2004-05-03 12:23:52
                Well, in a month or so.... by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 12:39:27
    backups? (n/t) by frause2004-05-03 09:32:58
      I'd say that a MO-drive is cheaper. by JohnRyan2004-05-03 09:36:04
Thank you Ufie's. by ydwor2004-05-03 09:29:16
  *nods sagely* We are the million monkeys. by Nightwind2004-05-03 19:28:12
  Your welcome by Celticess2004-05-03 13:02:03
  You are most welcome! And thank you. by Adiplomat2004-05-03 10:47:18
  Hey Illiad, how's *this* for a reader testimonial? (n/t) by IByte2004-05-03 10:34:35
  umm... you're welcome? by Winsmith2004-05-03 10:25:15
    Ditto from me. (: by Atrahasis2004-05-03 11:02:51
  Danke sehr! by Naruki2004-05-03 09:40:13
    yeah, like cousin "it" said... by dire_lobo2004-05-03 09:53:05
      Do faces come out of the rain? by hadji2004-05-03 10:16:20
After carrying a 35lb pack for 5 hours. by techi8702004-05-03 09:21:04
  60lbs, 3.5 hours, and OW. by sofaspud2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Let's see Rich wieghts by Reddy2004-05-03 12:56:48
    included 6-10lbs of water (n/t) by techi8702004-05-03 13:00:29
  Ah, lightweight. by snake2004-05-03 11:42:11
    In waist deep snow too. (n/t) by techi8702004-05-03 11:59:35
  You're complaining about 35lbs?!?! by DesertRat662004-05-03 11:03:20
    Not really, the way I had the pack setup it wasn't by techi8702004-05-03 11:34:49
    That's what I said! (n/t) by TechisSO2004-05-03 11:17:30
      Ok the next time we go for a hike I'll get you a by techi8702004-05-03 11:32:53
        Bring it on by TechisSO2004-05-03 11:59:35
          I'm sooooo bookmarking this post. :-) (n/t) by techi8702004-05-03 12:00:17
            I'm sooooo deleting your bookmarks :P (n/t) by TechisSO2004-05-03 12:01:04
              on all of my computers? (n/t) by techi8702004-05-03 12:04:42
        Did (or do) you have a pack to carry by Spud312004-05-03 11:34:37
          No she either walks, rides in the wagon or rides by techi8702004-05-03 11:36:15
            We actually did part of the Appalachian Trail by Spud312004-05-03 11:38:56
  So do you enjoy search and rescue then? by McGowan2004-05-03 10:43:20
    I'm still doing my initial training but so far I'm by techi8702004-05-03 11:04:20
*bites nails* by Nichiran2004-05-03 08:49:38
  Two sets are in. by Khaar2004-05-03 09:14:05
    I only had 1 set in this morning by lord_dolphin2004-05-03 09:22:10
  as for judges....Naruki could be Simon by JG12004-05-03 08:56:53
    Is it weird that I don't get it? by Nichiran2004-05-03 09:14:02
      I think they're talking about American Idol. by Khaar2004-05-03 09:16:04
        Oooh! by Nichiran2004-05-03 09:17:40
          POP IDOL then. :) (n/t) by kelli2172004-05-03 12:15:30
            Doesn't do Nichiran a whit of good... by McNutcase2004-05-03 12:29:22
              Um... Eurovision Song Contest! (n/t) by kelli2172004-05-03 13:18:05
          That's ok... he's a bloody Brit import by dire_lobo2004-05-03 09:21:57
            Yeah, he made his millions by friekatoni2004-05-03 11:50:40
              He's that good, eh? by Naruki2004-05-03 13:53:57
                BAH!!! by friekatoni2004-05-03 17:13:16
    Heh, it *would* be... by Naruki2004-05-03 09:05:41
      if ya know how to whistle...you're golden (n/t) by JG12004-05-03 09:07:04
        Nope. by Naruki2004-05-03 09:10:31
          HAH! I can whistle in and out... by dire_lobo2004-05-03 09:34:19
            Special... like a fox! by Naruki2004-05-03 09:36:48
Question for mathematicians by version0.12004-05-03 08:43:43
  Elliptic curve by cperciva2004-05-03 22:42:55
  Let's have a look... by pas512004-05-03 16:26:19
    correction: by pas512004-05-03 16:35:59
      It is late and my brain is foggy by version0.12004-05-03 19:49:41
    Thank you by version0.12004-05-03 16:30:24
      not bad for a fluid dynamicist (n/t) by pas512004-05-03 16:51:42
  so its a parabola by gibuu2004-05-03 15:53:32
    Not a parabola by version0.12004-05-03 15:59:31
      well sure, call it whatever you want by gibuu2004-05-03 16:08:01
  Quite simple, really. by huitzilopochtli2004-05-03 12:49:57
    No, by pas512004-05-03 14:45:13
    Simple, they don't intersect at any positive value by Khaar2004-05-03 13:34:46
    I don't quite follow by version0.12004-05-03 13:20:25
    Yep, that makes perfect sense to me by funtime2004-05-03 13:10:32
      But you are comparing F(x) and G(y) by version0.12004-05-03 13:29:08
        wha....? by gibuu2004-05-03 13:52:35
          Sorry I got the numbers reversed by version0.12004-05-03 14:32:00
          closer to the initial question... by gibuu2004-05-03 13:58:52
            I think I see the problem you are looking at by version0.12004-05-03 14:36:06
  Need proof: x > y by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 09:21:17
    For sufficiently large y, by pas512004-05-03 09:58:47
      WHY? by Naruki2004-05-03 11:20:20
    It is so simple that you can say by Didactylos2004-05-03 09:28:09
      Prove it by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 09:29:37
        One of those things by Didactylos2004-05-03 09:39:04
          Doesn't that come from the definition by jugulum2004-05-03 12:04:38
        Far from a proof, but... by Khaar2004-05-03 09:32:26
  To reduce your work by a third, by pas512004-05-03 09:17:10
    With a brute force solution by version0.12004-05-03 09:44:01
    Efficiency isn't the question, the proof is by version0.12004-05-03 09:37:54
    Please explain by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 09:19:15
      given x, by pas512004-05-03 09:37:55
        Let's go back a step by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 09:58:33
          Remainder by version0.12004-05-03 10:01:27
          remainder on dividing by 3. (n/t) by pas512004-05-03 10:00:50
      Since 0 is not an acceptable value, by BaruMonkey2004-05-03 09:26:08
  I don't see anything exciting. by Didactylos2004-05-03 08:50:02
    Not really by version0.12004-05-03 08:58:54
      So you just want to prove by Didactylos2004-05-03 09:01:09
        Yes I would like the proof by version0.12004-05-03 09:16:33
  Details please by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 08:49:28
    which would be a bad way to go about it by pas512004-05-03 09:33:50
    I tested all possible values of x and y by version0.12004-05-03 08:55:17
      Yeah, I got the same by dodrian2004-05-03 09:00:44
        It is an unusual equation by version0.12004-05-03 09:12:03
          have you graphed it? by gibuu2004-05-03 09:38:09
            No by version0.12004-05-03 09:44:41
              Here's a little something. by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
                i'm curious about by gibuu2004-05-03 11:17:44
                  Weird... by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    calculating the values in excel by gibuu2004-05-03 15:32:18
                Thanks. (n/t) by version0.12004-05-03 10:48:49
Wreck Beach question by TrogL2004-05-03 08:40:47
  I don't think so by Celticess2004-05-03 08:53:26
  I believe boats have run into things there. (n/t) by toxin2004-05-03 08:42:54
  I don't think so. by Illiad2004-05-03 08:42:24
    *snerk* Ain't that big of a deal to those of us by dire_lobo2004-05-03 08:53:33
Bah, Sasser. by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I take it my NAT router will protect me by Tomo2004-05-03 09:06:47
    If you're firewalled, you're safe. by nin_man2004-05-03 09:25:16
      Hence why right now I am behind two hardware by shorty822004-05-03 12:19:35
  No problem if you've been running Windows Update by IByte2004-05-03 08:48:09
    We're fine over in this office. by nin_man2004-05-03 08:56:52
  NTL are blocking all associated ports. by wheresthefish2004-05-03 08:44:12
    Yeah, same for me on NTL. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:46:21
      They can do something right :-) by wheresthefish2004-05-03 09:08:31
        DON'T talk to me about Slammer... by McNutcase2004-05-03 09:31:34
          Rather daft getting the virus by Tomo2004-05-03 10:06:15
Score another for Texas today... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A late reply, but... by radiowave9112004-05-03 14:59:25
  My grandfather got an operator fired by pecosdave2004-05-03 08:25:39
    {{{Pecosdave}}} by Reddy2004-05-03 12:48:28
      fortunately my heart was still beating by pecosdave2004-05-03 14:13:13
    (tangent) My favorite pay phone prank by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 08:54:00
    Dang dude! by dire_lobo2004-05-03 08:53:53
Bubblewrap is fun! :D by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  i work with bubble wrap... by JG12004-05-03 09:10:09
  Not ringing, but it is a bit old. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-05-03 08:18:12
    Only old if you've seen it before... by dire_lobo2004-05-03 08:55:27
      One of the TV stations did that once... by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 10:53:46
Wow, smells like rain by Control2004-05-03 08:00:21
  I got soaked last night by TrogL2004-05-03 08:52:58
Geek Standup Routine Thread by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 07:59:25
  **spastic twitches, blinks and tremors** by Adiplomat2004-05-03 09:40:14
    Hey! I resemble that remark! by Spud312004-05-03 09:44:42
      Change "association" to "institute", and I'll by Adiplomat2004-05-03 10:58:18
        Very good! I like that better. IFAT it is! (n/t) by Spud312004-05-03 11:06:55
          Oh, come on. Institute for More Fair and [...] ;-p (n/t) by tnglives2004-05-03 14:10:11
          Sorry...IFATT... (n/t) by Spud312004-05-03 11:07:21
  Newton asks by tigermouse2004-05-03 08:19:09
  the best stand up comedy is observational by niwikki2004-05-03 08:11:22
    if you can find it by zelda2004-05-03 16:59:02
    Right you are by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 08:30:10
  No no, Rene Descartes walks into a bar by Winsmith2004-05-03 08:01:49
    groan by pas512004-05-03 08:05:44
  when Schroedinger may or may not have joined them (n/t) by pas512004-05-03 08:01:04
Cool software for OO / Kpresenter users: by Winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thanks! (n/t) by Arivia2004-05-03 13:03:09
LOL! I think the Texans might be a bit repressed. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  sounds like something that'd happen on the 4th by dodrian2004-05-03 09:22:14
Tribute or rip-off? :) by kelli2172004-05-03 07:33:14
  Simply stated, it's by dire_lobo2004-05-03 08:26:24
  Uh oh. Jihad coming your way! by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Well... by Naruki2004-05-03 09:35:46
  My guess is homage by Egaeus2004-05-03 08:00:38
  similar plot device. (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-05-03 07:46:38
    By rip-off, I only meant "derivative"... :) (n/t) by kelli2172004-05-03 09:18:19
      Kelli, you might consider the possible negative by Adiplomat2004-05-03 09:28:59
        There are those who would say... by kelli2172004-05-03 10:36:31
          There are always people with dumb ideas. by Naruki2004-05-03 11:27:57
            As you say. by kelli2172004-05-03 12:23:07
              Connotation by consensus? by Naruki2004-05-03 12:33:28
                Connotation is subjective. by kelli2172004-05-03 13:00:19
                  comunication is relitive by Nightwind2004-05-03 18:44:34
                  Ah, you are an absolutist. by Naruki2004-05-03 13:54:56
        That was "you'll note", not "you'll not". Sorry. (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-05-03 09:30:10
What to do about those who abused Iraqi Prisoners? by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Are violations of the Geneva Convention... by kelli2172004-05-03 09:23:38
    Nah... during the whole Baltic thing, by dire_lobo2004-05-03 09:47:35
      Balkan. You did not have to invade Latvia. (n/t) by toxin2004-05-03 10:19:04
        No, maybe he did mean Baltic. by kelli2172004-05-03 10:38:02
          That's Avenue by tigermouse2004-05-03 10:57:10
            Hey, a hotel room there only costs about $10, by kelli2172004-05-03 11:46:09
              I accept PayPal! by tigermouse2004-05-03 13:49:10
              And besides... by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 12:36:47
  A reprimand. Get tough on abusers! by toxin2004-05-03 09:13:01
  Would US accept ANY non-US court by scissors2004-05-03 08:14:19
    US law is capable of dealing with by jedidiahstott2004-05-03 19:52:15
    Yes they would by DesertRat662004-05-03 08:27:26
      then explain this... by ttlogic2004-05-03 09:00:06
        I read through the reasoning by hyzenthlay2004-05-03 09:41:17
          crime definitions by ttlogic2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Crimes _Such As_ by BloodyViking2004-05-03 10:06:31
            Uhm yeah by hyzenthlay2004-05-03 10:05:05
              clarifications by ttlogic2004-05-03 10:36:45
                You are assuming things will be fair by hyzenthlay2004-05-03 10:52:05
                  Given the US track record by ttlogic2004-05-03 11:55:16
                    You're naive by hyzenthlay2004-05-03 12:12:14
                      Just one thing... by McNutcase2004-05-03 12:16:09
                        When did America riducule it? by hyzenthlay2004-05-03 12:24:58
        scrap that first "not" by ttlogic2004-05-03 09:10:17
        Impartiality by DesertRat662004-05-03 09:10:05
          On the other hand by ttlogic2004-05-03 09:23:33
        Absolutely by Kickstart2004-05-03 09:03:49
          To the contrary by DesertRat662004-05-03 09:15:26
  me thinks the folks here dont know how harsh by joecrouse2004-05-03 08:03:49
    I'm well aware how harsh it can be by DesertRat662004-05-03 08:06:57
      So you admit it. by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:09:39
        he means save face as an nco to a trainee by joecrouse2004-05-03 09:58:36
        Wrong. by BloodyViking2004-05-03 08:18:23
        No by DesertRat662004-05-03 08:13:07
          The US has very little face to lose. by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:20:21
            Why wont justice be served by an by demonhedge2004-05-03 08:33:12
              An Iraqi trial with a US-built legal system by toxin2004-05-03 09:19:25
                Sort of like the Hong Kong legal system? by Naruki2004-05-03 09:27:05
                  How long would they be waiting for trial. by toxin2004-05-03 10:37:06
                    Err...the courts are brand new by Kickstart2004-05-03 11:33:43
                      The courts already have endemic corruption by toxin2004-05-03 11:50:01
                    Nice how you almost totally ignored the point. by Naruki2004-05-03 11:00:25
                      This whole thing is perceptions. by toxin2004-05-03 11:39:17
  Straight forward case of military discipline by jedidiahstott2004-05-03 08:03:31
    Did they swear loyalty to ... by scissors2004-05-03 08:28:56
      all us soldiers swear to uphold the geneva convent by joecrouse2004-05-03 10:00:58
  UCMJ covers this one by fritz_t_coyote2004-05-03 07:50:19
  This actually sounds like a good idea by demonhedge2004-05-03 07:45:47
  Why is the world court out of the question? by wheresthefish2004-05-03 07:42:08
    The U.S. does not recognize the World Court by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 08:05:45
      They ALMOST threatened to bomb The Hague by scissors2004-05-03 08:19:41
        Eh. How does one "almost threaten" someone. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 08:25:14
          Almost threaten==make statements that could be by delcted2004-05-03 08:28:44
            Those are no less threats than the more blatant by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 08:36:43
            Right, and ... by scissors2004-05-03 08:36:17
      Yes, because heaven forfend that Americans... by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:07:02
        Because, of course, there is NO chance by BloodyViking2004-05-03 08:16:17
          And of course there's NO chance by tigermouse2004-05-03 09:05:11
            Please restate. by Naruki2004-05-03 09:07:23
              oops, dropped an " n't " (n/t) by tigermouse2004-05-03 09:23:27
          And will the US's OWN proceedings be seen as fair? by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:21:43
            He had a good point. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 08:28:33
            If they are public and fair, by BloodyViking2004-05-03 08:28:05
              Those people, friend... by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:32:58
                You missed an earlier point by DesertRat662004-05-03 08:41:14
                  Apart from the major fact... by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:45:37
                The accountability every other nation has? by Ravenlock2004-05-03 08:36:59
                  I thought the US forced that accountability? by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:40:28
                    LART! by Ravenlock2004-05-03 09:14:18
  Why is international court out? by delcted2004-05-03 07:39:45
  World Court is the only possibility by Control2004-05-03 07:36:52
    Is the World Court really neutral? by JPaganel2004-05-03 09:02:58
    The world court requires by DesertRat662004-05-03 07:44:23
      Surely that sovereignty has already been by wheresthefish2004-05-03 07:57:37
        No by DesertRat662004-05-03 08:22:57
          Justice. by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:26:12
          Simply starting the Iraq war was a violation of by delcted2004-05-03 08:26:12
      Better yet, by BloodyViking2004-05-03 07:51:30
        I didn't make that clear did I? by DesertRat662004-05-03 07:53:12
          Excellent idea! (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-05-03 07:57:40
            Yes, isn't it just? by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:04:00
              And what is that vested interest? by BloodyViking2004-05-03 08:13:01
                You don't have to accept that premise. by wheresthefish2004-05-03 08:59:19
                  It is the one his primary objection relys on. by BloodyViking2004-05-03 09:53:31
              Not exactly correct by DesertRat662004-05-03 08:10:16
                Thanks, you've just given me another good hater. by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:15:25
                  He is being tried twice for one crime but not by DesertRat662004-05-03 08:20:02
                    Legal nitpicking. by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:22:57
                      As much as I like to wrestle with DR66, by Ravenlock2004-05-03 08:34:08
                        No good. It's still ONE incident. by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:39:04
                          You are wrong. by Naruki2004-05-03 08:47:18
                            I think the objection by pas512004-05-03 10:30:50
                              I thought they usually debated by tigermouse2004-05-03 10:55:13
                                Righto. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 11:26:40
                            You want to tell me... by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:55:15
                              No, I don't. I am merely telling you by Naruki2004-05-03 09:09:01
                          You are forgetting by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 08:44:26
                            There is that... by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:48:33
                              Not necessarily. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 08:59:34
    One problem though... by kiroh2004-05-03 07:41:15
      Not quite. by BloodyViking2004-05-03 07:47:17
        Sounds like an excuse, not a reason... by kiroh2004-05-03 09:37:55
          It *is*? by Naruki2004-05-03 09:41:29
            Yes indeed by kiroh2004-05-03 10:03:09
              LOL! by Naruki2004-05-03 11:05:48
Well, I'm back.... by j.butterfly2004-05-03 07:28:04
  Sleep tight. by krikkert2004-05-03 07:30:22
Thunderbird 0.6 is out! by Ravenlock2004-05-03 07:25:47
  Installed and running... by Ravenlock2004-05-03 08:12:18
sigh... no hot water. ::pout:: by niwikki2004-05-03 07:15:05
  bah by niwikki2004-05-03 08:01:33
  In the US, hot water is considered a basic by Slamlander2004-05-03 07:49:24
  Hmm... YMCA nearby? (n/t) by oot2004-05-03 07:34:57
  Been there a few times...it really sucks. :( by j.butterfly2004-05-03 07:21:35
  You could alway heat the water at the stove by afterburner2004-05-03 07:20:17
    Ew, marinating in dirt... by McNutcase2004-05-03 07:21:24
      You can chage the water in between if you are that by afterburner2004-05-03 07:28:08
        You're still ending up sat in dirty water. by McNutcase2004-05-03 07:29:22
          Well, I'm not fan of bathing myself by afterburner2004-05-03 07:34:01
            There's no dedicated shower here... by McNutcase2004-05-03 07:36:32
              I don't think you're going to throw off by Egaeus2004-05-03 08:03:37
                Maybe not, but I AM going to... by McNutcase2004-05-03 08:05:47
  Aww... by krikkert2004-05-03 07:16:44
First aid suggestions? by atschool2004-05-03 06:50:08
  Aloe vera by Blackbyrd22004-05-03 14:50:05
    This isn't my first seeping burn by atschool2004-05-03 15:15:29
      leaf by Nightwind2004-05-03 16:14:48
        Ah... found it! by atschool2004-05-03 16:57:22
  should i ask the er? by Nightwind2004-05-03 09:13:17
    Thanks by atschool2004-05-03 10:02:05
      hope your reading from home by Nightwind2004-05-03 16:10:18
        Thank you by atschool2004-05-03 16:57:47
  ironing is a good excuse by DragonLady2004-05-03 07:08:03
    Thanks by atschool2004-05-03 07:28:17
      From my experience... by McNutcase2004-05-03 07:32:06
        OK... thanks by atschool2004-05-03 07:40:13
          join debate? by Nightwind2004-05-03 09:10:35
        <Deleted><Deleted>2004-05-03 09:14:37
          Fixed by Kickstart2004-05-03 09:16:35
            And thanks for doing the editing by atschool2004-05-03 10:00:37
              that's from me too by Nightwind2004-05-03 16:04:44
                Thank you by atschool2004-05-03 17:06:05
            Thank you by atschool2004-05-03 09:59:43
          Moderated as requested (n/t) by Nea2004-05-03 08:15:32
            Perfectly readable ;) (n/t) by delcted2004-05-03 08:23:08
            Thank you!!! (n/t) by atschool2004-05-03 08:19:54
          Oops... DragonLady? by atschool2004-05-03 07:39:37
            kickstart? by Nightwind2004-05-03 09:07:02
              Thanks, but it doesn't matter by atschool2004-05-03 09:51:21
                On second thought, thanks for suggesting that by atschool2004-05-03 12:53:44
                  he made another to appolgise by Nightwind2004-05-03 16:01:16
              Caveat Expositor, probably. by Naruki2004-05-03 09:24:11
  Abrasion first aid (I am a sort-of paramedic) by toxin2004-05-03 07:07:39
    Thank you by atschool2004-05-03 07:25:27
      It would be better if it wasn't airtight. by delcted2004-05-03 07:50:54
        I'll keep moving it by atschool2004-05-03 07:56:15
          Sorry by delcted2004-05-03 07:59:24
            Yeah, I phrased that badly (n/t) by atschool2004-05-03 08:19:11
  Oh, come *on*, nin_man. by Naruki2004-05-03 07:01:07
    not nin_man - wrong side of the country :) (n/t) by DragonLady2004-05-03 07:14:17
      DragonLady, did you get my email? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 07:23:39
      Well, he didn't mention Sharpies or Bic razors... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 07:20:47
  If you can get any... by McNutcase2004-05-03 06:56:30
    The bugbite thing sounds quite plausible. by IByte2004-05-03 09:13:19
      Thanks (n/t) by atschool2004-05-03 09:50:12
    Thanks by atschool2004-05-03 07:06:06
      much as I hate to be nasty... by McNutcase2004-05-03 07:15:17
        Yes by atschool2004-05-03 07:22:35
          ouch... by McNutcase2004-05-03 07:24:44
            Thanks by atschool2004-05-03 07:26:10
              Be careful. by kelli2172004-05-03 07:37:49
                Thanks by atschool2004-05-03 07:42:20
                  You need a punching bag besides yourself, maybe. by kelli2172004-05-03 10:43:53
                    Not really available, but thanks by atschool2004-05-03 13:02:55
                      Okay then. by kelli2172004-05-03 13:22:32
                        I know exactly what you're talking about. by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 13:37:41
                          Ah, but see, it's insidious. by kelli2172004-05-03 14:38:14
                            *makes a note* by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 15:16:43
                  {{{ ... }}} by Nightwind2004-05-03 08:56:22
                    Thanks {{{you}}} (n/t) by atschool2004-05-03 09:42:19
                  {{{atschool}}} by Spud312004-05-03 08:06:32
                    Thanks {{{Spud31}}} (n/t) by atschool2004-05-03 08:17:34
                  When you get home, I'm here to talk to. by McNutcase2004-05-03 07:43:48
                    Thank you by atschool2004-05-03 07:54:01
                      they don't keep theirs, you shouldn't keep yours. by McNutcase2004-05-03 07:57:03
                        *Lart* by Ravenlock2004-05-03 08:04:03
                        Hmm... by atschool2004-05-03 08:03:50
      Yeah cause carpet burn by crash_2004-05-03 07:07:54
        Not for someone in atschool's situation... :) (n/t) by kelli2172004-05-03 10:44:54
  This is what happens when you try cooking... by delcted2004-05-03 06:55:42
    Thanks by atschool2004-05-03 07:06:59
    WARNING! by McNutcase2004-05-03 06:57:55
      Yeah... by atschool2004-05-03 07:08:17
        OK, got ice now (n/t) by atschool2004-05-03 07:20:29
  Ironing? Barbecue? Beltaine :-)? by saminz2004-05-03 06:53:46
    Thanks (n/t) by atschool2004-05-03 07:18:55
So apparently there are NWN games going on by Winsmith2004-05-03 06:33:41
  NWN games as in UFie NWN? by BrainBug2004-05-03 12:53:57
  These people are currently on. by delcted2004-05-03 06:46:38
    NWN, not LOGD by Winsmith2004-05-03 06:47:48
      Sorry by delcted2004-05-03 06:48:16
        It's a commercial game. by Winsmith2004-05-03 06:48:34
  There are ways to level up your character... by Amander2004-05-03 06:46:23
I know I probably shouldn't have... by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The author's guilty of his own accusations by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 07:58:42
    He seems to have misread the Framingham study, too by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Well put. by Tran2004-05-03 08:35:30
  Well, yes, I'd like to believe that by Control2004-05-03 07:26:47
  One can easily get the wrong impression by Tran2004-05-03 07:26:41
  One thing worries me about this article by skeptic2004-05-03 06:46:39
    The papers are available to everyone. by McNutcase2004-05-03 06:50:25
      The definitions for ideal weight have indeed been by skeptic2004-05-03 06:57:43
  All of that is true, and by delcted2004-05-03 06:20:08
  Don't have any OCR software? by Naruki2004-05-03 06:17:52
    Sorry, no... by McNutcase2004-05-03 06:19:27
      Sorry, no have. by Naruki2004-05-03 06:21:03
        Oh well, someone will, somewhere. by McNutcase2004-05-03 06:26:37
        NarukiCam? by wheresthefish2004-05-03 06:22:48
          It's not that bad - I'm wearing underwear. by Naruki2004-05-03 06:49:09
  *wide grin* by Winsmith2004-05-03 06:14:04
    It's incredible, isn't it? by McNutcase2004-05-03 06:16:10
      Not so. by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 06:51:48
        That's poly-tricks, not science. by McNutcase2004-05-03 06:53:15
          Then why do they offer courses in "Political Scien by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 07:02:12
            Because people are silly enough to take them. (n/t by McNutcase2004-05-03 07:03:52
              Oh? by lucidpsyche2004-05-03 07:19:50
                Are you suggesting you're NOT silly? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 07:21:41
                  And what if I am? ;-) (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-05-03 07:28:04
                    Then he might still be right by delcted2004-05-03 07:47:01
                      Egh. by lucidpsyche2004-05-03 12:31:57
What the hell? by Clothahump2004-05-03 06:04:29
  Pigmy Swiss Artichoke! (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-05-03 06:29:44
  "Illiad" not "Iliad" (n/t) by tajomaru2004-05-03 06:23:26
    What do you expect from a troll? Ignore it. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 06:25:02
  Sorry, pal... by Naruki2004-05-03 06:09:57
Woo! by friekatoni2004-05-03 05:50:35
Not Carping the Diem Thread by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 05:42:57
  Hmmmm... by dire_lobo2004-05-03 09:17:44
  Hehehe. by fx2004-05-03 08:58:54
  Who's idea *was* morning, anyways? by silvermoon822004-05-03 07:08:23
    Why just *morning*? by ChuckAB2004-05-03 07:22:33
      Monday is my friday. by silvermoon822004-05-03 07:46:12
        Dienstag ist mein Freitag und by delcted2004-05-03 08:01:29
          It's been a while - let's see if I can do this by ChuckAB2004-05-03 09:34:18
  Who knew the diem started so early? by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 07:05:35
  I'm backing up my phone. by wheresthefish2004-05-03 07:01:13
  Hmmm, fiddling with accessing a by ErniePi2004-05-03 06:52:52
  Add me to that list... (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-05-03 06:50:22
  *sighs* by purplepineapple2004-05-03 06:01:45
    {{{purplepineapple}}} by silvermoon822004-05-03 07:05:41
  Can't be asked. by pas512004-05-03 05:44:10
Was looking at the Godaddy ad and saw: by phezult2004-05-03 05:32:06
NEW WINDOWS WORM WARNING: SASSER.B by blindman2004-05-03 05:21:19
  I'll be on it for at least a few days by DesertRat662004-05-03 06:37:47
  Bad. Very bad. by saminz2004-05-03 06:34:25
    When news like these rise their ugly heads... by Farmer2004-05-03 06:36:26
      exactally by Nightwind2004-05-03 15:42:25
      Here's my formula: by Khaar2004-05-03 09:04:01
      I congratulate our admins for running by afterburner2004-05-03 07:22:07
      Or live in NAT space. by Slamlander2004-05-03 07:07:28
      Either that, or run an obscure firewall by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Smoothwall is indeed very very nice by blindman2004-05-03 07:36:38
          500 *Giga*-bytes? (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-05-03 07:44:22
          What are you doing... by McNutcase2004-05-03 07:42:18
            OK, so I mistyped - 500 MB. by blindman2004-05-03 08:46:02
        UPSes are overrated. by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 07:18:45
          As for recycling the batteries, by ChuckAB2004-05-03 07:37:32
      Exaxtly ;-))! by saminz2004-05-03 06:46:01
  we already have Sasser.C itw by chaotic2004-05-03 05:33:09
Who here plays Final Fantasy XI? by kiroh2004-05-03 05:13:51
  only one addiction at a time for me by gryphin2004-05-03 05:22:56
    Heh, that's the last one I played by kiroh2004-05-03 05:26:19
      server Realm? by gryphin2004-05-03 05:30:15
        MLF Hibernia by kiroh2004-05-03 05:41:07
          Hib Percival by gryphin2004-05-03 05:49:37
            Oops by gryphin2004-05-03 05:50:38
  /me waves hand by nevdull2004-05-03 05:15:46
    What server are you on? (n/t) by kiroh2004-05-03 05:27:32
      Diabolos. (n/t) by nevdull2004-05-03 06:02:12
        Cool, same server! (n/t) by kiroh2004-05-03 06:04:03
          Well by nevdull2004-05-03 06:09:09
            Hmm by kiroh2004-05-03 06:22:16
              Not liking the life of a monk? by nevdull2004-05-03 06:24:22
                It's not bad by kiroh2004-05-03 06:28:35
                  As soon as I have my broadband back... by nevdull2004-05-03 06:29:55
                    Good luck! by kiroh2004-05-03 06:38:46
                      Yeah, well by nevdull2004-05-03 06:46:56
Poll: by Arivia2004-05-03 04:36:37
  in high school by zelda2004-05-03 17:21:43
  Certainly by diorama2004-05-03 14:34:22
  Yes, but not since university. by Atrahasis2004-05-03 08:47:18
  I keep a pretty steady intake of caffeine all day. by silvermoon822004-05-03 07:25:37
  All the time at college by kiroh2004-05-03 07:13:46
  Can't anymore. by YakkoWarner2004-05-03 07:11:20
  Every other Wednesday. by julius.apweiler2004-05-03 06:43:31
  coffee and cigarettes by papadopo2004-05-03 06:32:58
  Once a coursework myself. by McGowan2004-05-03 05:41:00
    Same here, for ... 3 assignments by jeff_uk2004-05-03 06:48:33
  Several times. by Winsmith2004-05-03 05:36:07
    You're not supposed to finish your thesis by wheresthefish2004-05-03 07:23:10
  Another "during college". by Ravenlock2004-05-03 05:33:37
  All-nighters only about once in two monts. by Khaar2004-05-03 05:27:58
  Yes, several times by version0.12004-05-03 05:25:21
  *looks at work in front of her* by purplepineapple2004-05-03 05:19:02
  Not since college by crash_2004-05-03 05:16:09
  Have I ever not? by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 05:08:57
  Back at Uni, yes, several times by Control2004-05-03 05:03:15
  Something like 90h/week for 3 weeks in a row? by ideur2004-05-03 05:01:51
  Not since I left uni. by wheresthefish2004-05-03 04:49:13
Welcome to LOGD by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thanks by mrtroll2004-05-03 14:06:32
  Question about resurrection... by Ubergeek22004-05-03 13:34:02
    Re: Resurrection by mrtroll2004-05-03 14:03:04
  I've been hit with an ugly stick! by wheresthefish2004-05-03 11:08:05
    hit me with a stick and +1 charm by Ubergeek22004-05-03 13:28:18
      I've been hit with the pretty by diorama2004-05-03 14:44:55
        Violet and Seth like charming people (n/t) by mrtroll2004-05-03 15:39:59
          I'm at +5 charm by diorama2004-05-03 16:50:47
            There's an aspect of randomness by mrtroll2004-05-03 21:14:02
  Does anybody use any of the other skins? (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-05-03 10:38:46
    Yup. by wheresthefish2004-05-03 11:26:51
  when dead how can you tell the in game time? (n/t by Ubergeek22004-05-03 07:46:07
    The time is displayed on the login screen (n/t) by Bellator2004-05-03 08:09:33
  BTW by Farmer2004-05-03 06:56:27
  If I might... by Amander2004-05-03 06:38:51
    That shouldn't be a problem by Bellator2004-05-03 07:51:07
      Will do! by Amander2004-05-03 17:39:48
    Are you back from the dead yet? (>_<) by Slamlander2004-05-03 07:05:05
      Blah! ::shakes fist:: by Amander2004-05-03 07:14:01
        I was lvl4 when that happened. by Slamlander2004-05-03 09:38:25
          Hehe, it's alright. by Amander2004-05-03 17:39:16
  Ooopppsssss by Clothahump2004-05-03 06:09:12
  Beware: Completely addictive! by Slamlander2004-05-03 04:13:17
    I knew that when I suggested it just not by Celticess2004-05-03 09:23:56
    Dead again. by wheresthefish2004-05-03 04:30:05
      Oh. Errr... sorry about that. ;-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-05-03 05:34:18
        Woooooooo!!!! by wheresthefish2004-05-03 05:55:16
          It cost me a forest fight. Well done! ;-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-05-03 06:43:49
            Hardly worth the effort. by wheresthefish2004-05-03 07:05:16
              Pajamas still intact, by Ravenlock2004-05-03 07:08:09
      Only 1/2 hours (n/t) by delcted2004-05-03 04:32:44
        You're right (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-05-03 04:41:46
Any British Columbians.... by neksys2004-05-03 03:32:06
  all major hospitals still have some protest by Celticess2004-05-03 09:21:48
  Wait a minute... by wheresthefish2004-05-03 05:31:44
    Not even slightly normal by Kickstart2004-05-03 06:39:08
  Agreed! by VeeG2004-05-03 05:03:00
    They DO get more than 9 days by Kickstart2004-05-03 09:18:42
    4 days? That's not legal for full-timers, is it? by Atrahasis2004-05-03 08:44:40
  I'm not from BC and i don't like unions; but look by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
Graduate paper done by BastetsMuse2004-05-03 02:41:24
  Really??? by voxwoman2004-05-03 04:55:34
  Where are you? by purplepineapple2004-05-03 02:58:43
    Oh, hang on by purplepineapple2004-05-03 03:41:13
Here, have an earworm by watsondog2006-11-19 12:55:59
  evil but I LIKE techno... (n/t) by Nightwind2004-05-03 17:43:27
  BabelFISH isn't a worm ! (n/t) by scissors2004-05-03 02:06:40
    They didn't put a fish in Chekov's ear! (n/t) by watsondog2004-05-03 03:28:52
      That was an earwig...or was that a "Twilight Zone" by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 06:11:55
        Night Gallery, not TZ. by hadji2004-05-03 09:12:47
          Thanks. It's tough to keep them differentiated. by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 09:43:18
            Maybe. by hadji2004-05-03 10:13:50
Welcome new EU Countries by stacato2004-05-03 01:43:29
  thanks by papadopo2004-05-03 06:39:01
    You have been assimilated. (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-05-03 06:51:38
      Not again! by Khaar2004-05-03 08:09:31
        we beat you... by papadopo2004-05-03 22:48:09
        yeah, well. it was never yours ;) by stacato2004-05-03 10:12:11
          Fatherland? by Khaar2004-05-03 11:33:13
    European Union enclosed you (n/t) by delcted2004-05-03 06:50:43
JobCenter Daily reminder post! by Adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-05-03 01:29:53
Folding@Home : Team Ufie stats by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
  projected team rank on July 1st by goodyca2004-05-03 04:59:12
  Yea! I made the chart!!!! (n/t) by blindman2004-05-03 04:11:35
  How to launch for optimal performance? by JediMarcus2004-05-03 02:55:48
    -advmethods by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
What a shame. by Khaar2004-05-03 01:14:23
  Please tell me if you find it by SnappingTurtle2004-05-03 05:06:18
    I'd rather patent it. by Khaar2004-05-03 07:50:21
Building Layout Program by stacato2004-05-03 01:14:18
  I use turbo CAD by JustnCase2004-05-03 05:43:06
  Freelance Plus? ;) (n/t) by romandas2004-05-03 04:55:52
  Visio works reasonably. by Slamlander2004-05-03 02:41:50
    Yeah, that's great for building layouts. by Khaar2004-05-03 03:03:58
  Did you look at: Twocows? by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
  SmartDraw ? by scissors2004-05-03 02:10:43
    I used the trial AND AutoCAD 2K (n/t) by plblark2004-05-03 10:57:08
  Autocad ;-) (n/t) by Didactylos2004-05-03 01:33:24
    expensive. (n/t) by stacato2004-05-03 01:46:05
      Been a while since I considered anything else. by Didactylos2004-05-03 01:53:56
        Win32 and pref. the price of a 0.5L beer :) (n/t) by stacato2004-05-03 03:28:32
        Bah, Autocad isn't that good. by Tomo2004-05-03 01:57:46
          My brother is taught Solidworks and Vellum by IByte2004-05-03 05:06:54
Too late, but I found a flaw in mozilla! by polarkitten2004-05-03 00:56:18
Utility to break up files into 1MB increments? by romandas2004-05-03 00:41:12
  I think there is a program called hjsplit by airRaid52004-05-03 07:26:56
  The File Splitter ? by scissors2004-05-03 01:53:09
  WinRAR by pk23172004-05-03 00:48:32
    But he may need a licence by scissors2004-05-03 02:00:48
      WinRAR is free for the first 30 days, I believe. (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-03 07:39:52
    You don't really need a copy on the receiving by ErniePi2004-05-03 01:37:01
    WinRar is realy your best option by stacato2004-05-03 00:55:59
  Fsplit. by Atrahasis2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Doesn't seem to want to work.. by romandas2004-05-03 01:06:51
      heh, maybe your windows is too modern for it? by Atrahasis2004-05-03 01:12:00
    (doesn't need anything installed by the recipient) (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-05-03 00:53:32
Anyone wanna take my Calc exam? by NuclearWinter2004-05-03 00:40:40
  ...so, how'd it turn out? (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-05-03 08:39:48
  I'll take it by friareriner2004-05-03 00:55:17
  Only if you think you can pass mine in return... by Atrahasis2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I've only got 4 hrs left. Yay. (n/t) by NuclearWinter2004-05-03 00:49:40
      I recommend coffee. by Atrahasis2004-05-03 00:52:32
  You wanted a passing grade? by BastetsMuse2004-05-03 00:43:06
    Oh come on... by NuclearWinter2004-05-03 00:46:05
      I haven't heard of half of those by delcted2004-05-03 04:01:18
      Trust me... by watsondog2004-05-03 01:51:23
The UF Bi-Monthly photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
Dude, you just gave me an AOL flashback by lab rat2004-05-03 00:22:08
  Heh. Evil Illiad... by Adiplomat2004-05-03 01:24:21
  how to spread broadband... by Celticess2004-05-03 00:25:55
  Kids these days... by Atrahasis2004-05-03 00:24:52
    Heh, every time I needed a floppy disk, by romandas2004-05-03 00:38:10
      I just used a pile of them last week by voxwoman2004-05-03 05:06:52
Boo boooo beeeep! by kahuana2004-05-03 00:18:41
AOL already does this by Lews_Therin_T2004-05-03 00:15:33
  That's the joke. by Atrahasis2004-05-03 00:19:58
  methnks that's J.D.'s point... (n/t) by acsronin2004-05-03 00:18:30
  Nope! I get "sparks" by ideur2004-05-03 00:18:11
    i get sparks after 1.5 seconds... hmm (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-05-03 03:16:44
      But you have to stop the oven after maximum by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I chicken out as soon as I see sparks! :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-05-03 06:52:01
    Yes! I will have to show you some of by lab rat2004-05-03 00:24:08
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-05-03 00:10:02
Wikis are cool by Kickstart2004-05-03 00:06:35
  what's a wiki by Celticess2004-05-03 00:23:40
    A wiki is this: by Farmer2004-05-03 00:57:58
  Damn right! by Farmer2004-05-03 00:09:36
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *gulps some strong coffee to wash down ibuprofen* by esbita2004-05-03 06:27:59
  I have a Special Request by jeff_uk2004-05-03 03:14:25
    Whoops, it's in New York City (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-05-03 03:15:19
      Heck, I miss Starbuck's Chai Tea Latte cold ...:( by klaranth2004-05-03 03:44:19
      *serves BAS* by cokish2004-05-03 03:43:12
  *rushes in* by chrisP2004-05-03 02:27:21
  *yawns heavilly* by maxor2004-05-03 01:37:42
  Sheesh... I need something to cheer me up... by cwachter2004-05-03 01:22:19
    *serves big plate of cream filled donuts* by Electric Storm2004-05-03 02:31:13
      Yummy... by cwachter2004-05-03 03:10:05
      {{{ElectricStorm}}} by cwachter2004-05-03 03:05:43
        Can't help you there... by Electric Storm2004-05-03 03:32:17
    *serves HUGE mug of HOT creamy chocolate... by Electric Storm2004-05-03 02:29:39
  Intravenous caffeine please. by NuclearWinter2004-05-03 00:48:45
  The BBC reports... by BastetsMuse2004-05-03 00:42:26
    some places sell it for adults by Celticess2004-05-03 00:46:17
      What???? by BastetsMuse2004-05-03 00:49:56
        14 months then he teethed and yeowch by Celticess2004-05-03 00:56:04
          Wet nurses by watsondog2004-05-03 01:55:28
          oh and forgot there are breast milk banks by Celticess2004-05-03 00:58:05
  *Grabs a tankard of black as sin* by Bellator2004-05-03 00:33:36
    Whoopee!!! by BastetsMuse2004-05-03 00:38:24
    Morning dear by Celticess2004-05-03 00:35:27
      Morning dear *snuggles* by Bellator2004-05-03 00:37:42
        you LOTGD addict you :) by Celticess2004-05-03 00:41:01
          hehehe by Bellator2004-05-03 00:42:29
  Goodies? Thanks SaleGamine. by hieraco2004-05-03 00:09:44
  *yawns and curles up* by vampiresquirrel2004-05-03 00:07:47
    Morning {{{VampireSquirrel}}} by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Not really... by vampiresquirrel2004-05-03 00:15:34
  Bright and bleary eyed. by Arivia2004-05-03 00:04:09
Translations by Nea2004-05-03 00:01:02
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-05-03 23:03:38
  Esperanto by goulo2004-05-03 09:52:05
  German/Hessisch by Thurog2004-05-03 03:09:47
    *g* by Farmer2004-05-03 04:07:11
  Danish / Dansk by jillibob2004-05-03 00:43:57
  ASCII by c3po2004-05-03 00:17:04
    Power to the Lynx!! (n/t) by maxor2004-05-03 01:38:21
    Wow. Just, wow. n/t by BastetsMuse2004-05-03 00:39:18
      thanks :-D (n/t) by c3po2004-05-03 00:43:50
  Norwegian / norsk by Atrahasis2004-05-03 00:16:28
    Corrections / Korrektur by krikkert2004-05-03 02:28:56
      Takk for det! by Atrahasis2004-05-03 08:38:08
        språket deres? by rindmann2004-05-03 11:40:36
          Akkurat. by Atrahasis2004-05-03 11:59:27
          Nei, det er han ikke. by krikkert2004-05-03 11:52:12
  German / Deutsch by sl12102004-05-03 00:08:32
  German / Deutsch by diGriz2004-05-03 00:07:48
    Saarlännisch / Rheinfränkisch by lurker692004-05-03 05:07:57
  German / Deutsch by Farmer2004-05-03 00:06:18
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-05-03 00:00:34
  A square by gundam_rx78nt12004-05-03 05:10:26
    212th MASH by pas512004-05-03 05:31:46
      How did you get the answer? by gundam_rx78nt12004-05-03 09:21:18
        google "mash +iraq -tv" by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
          You are good. (n/t) by gundam_rx78nt12004-05-03 13:10:51
      Louis Davout by Control2004-05-03 07:40:04
        one-sheet hyperboloid by carl522004-05-03 18:17:45
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Weeding out by archnerd2004-05-03 20:39:28
  Somehow muzzle parents who say... by Zandermann2004-05-03 16:39:55
  ensure students learn problem solving skills by lenmear2004-05-03 16:17:41
  Lock them all in all the time by diorama2004-05-03 14:48:52
  Quit trying to "protect" kids. by kelli2172004-05-03 10:56:31
  No more year by year grade levels. by pecosdave2004-05-03 10:08:24
    I got that in one of my schools... by McNutcase2004-05-03 10:38:40
    Very much agree by Kickstart2004-05-03 10:29:12
  Prepare the kids better by RigbyReardon2004-05-03 09:26:46
    That's swell but it doesn't address the QOTD by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 09:45:12
      You're right... by RigbyReardon2004-05-03 13:09:14
        Then again, if the kid is self-motivated, by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 13:22:25
  A couple of things. by hadji2004-05-03 09:18:06
  More beatin's. by nin_man2004-05-03 08:40:11
    "Sir!..Sir!.. Here's a good stick by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 09:05:41
    "The beatings will continue until morale improves. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 08:58:58
      They're stopping then? by nin_man2004-05-03 09:27:36
        Not necessarily. by Naruki2004-05-03 09:32:59
    Teach them... by veran2004-05-03 08:56:57
  first kill school sports by joecrouse2004-05-03 08:23:47
    Just kill over-funded school teams by pas512004-05-03 08:51:04
  End "social" passing. by thewrongcrowd2004-05-03 08:18:25
  Ban any standardized testing! (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-05-03 07:15:09
  Start requiring parental involvement (n/t) by lab rat2004-05-03 06:53:35
  Ditch school league tables by wheresthefish2004-05-03 06:00:58
  If the funding were available by JustnCase2004-05-03 05:59:33
    School uniform is a very good idea by Tomo2004-05-03 08:45:17
  Ditch all school boards and make the curricula by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 05:37:01
    Can we slap the New Orleans School Board Members by lab rat2004-05-03 06:28:25
      They deserve it. They are the prime reason so many by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 06:37:03
        What do you bet their little rug rats are in by lab rat2004-05-03 06:39:30
          You know it, eh? Although some of them are such by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 06:42:21
            You guys are describing Macon, Georgia by crash_2004-05-03 07:13:14
              That's why elected school boards are a stupid idea by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 07:22:44
            OK...graduated from private or parochials schools by lab rat2004-05-03 06:52:42
    Oh, and make classes year-round. by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 06:19:36
      very much agree that schools need to be year round (n/t) by joecrouse2004-05-03 08:33:32
      Perhaps smaller kids are sitting idle by afterburner2004-05-03 06:50:04
      I suspect the teachers may have some views on that (n/t) by pas512004-05-03 06:26:50
        *this* teacher is in favor... by Zandermann2004-05-03 16:46:45
        We all work year-round, don't we? by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 06:41:18
          The students. (n/t) by krikkert2004-05-03 07:06:40
            Let 'em whine. We're still bigger than they are. by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 07:09:06
              Yes, but we'll by krikkert2004-05-03 07:36:22
        Too bad. If they do not like it they by lab rat2004-05-03 06:38:15
  Go back to basics, above all to teach the little by Slamlander2004-05-03 05:10:33
    you let them off lightly there ...:P by DragonLady2004-05-03 07:01:52
      As far as the martial arts... by Naruki2004-05-03 07:09:05
  Well, as a current student of the US system... by freon2004-05-03 04:29:41
    3 & 4 Would scare the heck out of me. by RigbyReardon2004-05-03 09:05:49
    6 & 7 mainly by Alcyone2004-05-03 05:54:35
    Florida has mandatory testing in each grade. by crash_2004-05-03 05:29:01
      The problem with the test they do here is that the by JustnCase2004-05-03 05:53:01
        They pull that crap in Florida too by crash_2004-05-03 06:21:37
  Do what New Zealand did. by bwkaz2004-05-03 04:10:37
    mass exodus by RigbyReardon2004-05-03 09:14:16
    But keep the funding high enough by moddermonster2004-05-03 04:44:40
  Let's see.. by krikkert2004-05-03 02:48:07
  Dump 'em in the Sahara/High Asia. by Adiplomat2004-05-03 01:27:41
  Use of a four-by-clue. Liberally. (n/t) by Voltigeur2004-05-03 00:59:26
    It's a big clue, then, is it? (: (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-05-03 01:05:54
  Like in "Andymon" by murphy2004-05-03 00:23:18
    That is called a "case" if the task is sufficientl by delcted2004-05-03 04:30:29
      cept its usualy the smart kid in every group who by joecrouse2004-05-03 08:27:54
      I think you meant... by Arivia2004-05-03 04:33:59
        No by delcted2004-05-03 06:32:47
  As Elaine Cunningham said,,, by Arivia2004-05-03 00:22:06
    apprenticeship programs and excellent idea by joecrouse2004-05-03 08:26:35
      How about "every person"? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-05-03 08:34:52
    Oh, and if you didn't say that, EC, please don't.. by Arivia2004-05-03 00:59:04
  add a 13th grade to public school, and by lux2004-05-03 00:17:07
    Hmm. We just got rid of a 13th grade... (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-05-03 00:21:02
  Make sure that the teachers have by ideur2004-05-03 00:10:48
    Open book tests. by Tomo2004-05-03 01:46:34
      Just ask some "silly" questions in between! by ideur2004-05-03 03:21:10
  I would reduce the `lecture' format by hieraco2004-05-03 00:07:16
    Manipulating polynomials? Of course! by Atrahasis2004-05-03 00:57:23
    How about ... by BastetsMuse2004-05-03 00:46:11
  Several things. by vampiresquirrel2004-05-03 00:06:50
    Actually by skeptic2004-05-03 02:11:34
    Teach that actions have consequences. (n/t) by BastetsMuse2004-05-03 00:47:06
  not sure right now by Celticess2004-05-03 00:04:39
    tho after what I just went through by Celticess2004-05-03 00:06:07
      predicting a career is hopeless by lux2004-05-03 00:11:52
        hmm wonder what they were by Celticess2004-05-03 00:22:02
  Yank computers out of elementary schools. by kahuana2004-05-03 00:02:35
    what about by lux2004-05-03 00:07:37
      Heh. My "enriched" math teacher was a coach. by kahuana2004-05-03 00:11:35
        My high school math teacher is now by IByte2004-05-03 04:58:46
        better school I suppose? by lux2004-05-03 00:22:01
  Matrix-style direct implant. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-05-03 00:02:08
  give it more money (n/t) by magus4242004-05-03 00:01:24
  knowledge injection (n/t) by test1232004-05-03 00:01:18
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Just bought UserFriendly Book 1 from O'Reilly by blindman2004-05-03 05:50:03
  *stares* You are evil. by vampiresquirrel2004-05-03 00:04:48
    thats not a bad name for those candy eggs :) by DragonLady2004-05-03 00:10:04
      Well, They could call them alien eggs by vampiresquirrel2004-05-03 00:13:43
  *lol* by DragonLady2004-05-03 00:03:12
    You've basically got it... by Arivia2004-05-03 00:06:05
      I make 'em up! Direct from my... by Kickstart2004-05-03 00:07:33
        Always black in Mozilla/Firefox... by asayogure2004-05-03 00:16:30
        Youz should have NOT taken that pill! by ideur2004-05-03 00:15:09
        Well, it doesn't seem like a colour... by Arivia2004-05-03 00:09:42
    Wonderful red in Opera (n/t) by Mysmask2004-05-03 00:04:00
      Pale blue/green in AIEEE!!! 6 (n/t) by kahuana2004-05-03 00:06:45

 

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