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Cartoon for Apr 22, 2004
Strip for Apr 22, 2004
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Attn: cristobal by romandas2004-04-22 23:55:30
Just gotta ask, by corsicagt2004-04-22 23:46:49
  hmmm... by corsicagt2004-04-22 23:58:52
The spam said... by Kickstart2004-04-22 22:41:02
  Bad RLS night, Kick? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 23:26:54
    Not bad with that...but a nasty thigh cramp by Kickstart2004-04-22 23:35:37
      Yuck, the kind where... by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 23:42:59
        Exactly so. :( by Kickstart2004-04-22 23:47:37
  You were a Marx nose-and-glasses on your .....? (n (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-04-22 22:55:10
  .... by MrTrick2004-04-22 22:50:44
    s/taste/fashion sense by MrTrick2004-04-22 22:51:18
eye contact and behavior by dennismv2004-04-22 22:35:25
  if i don't know a person by Nightwind2004-04-23 12:56:12
  Misunderstood subject line ... by scissors2004-04-23 03:31:08
    geesh, he was insecure of her, he (n/t) by dennismv2004-04-24 18:43:10
  My eye-contact is horrible. by Molybdenum2004-04-22 23:45:20
  My eye contact is generally by Celticess2004-04-22 23:11:52
    shaking hands by dennismv2004-04-22 23:52:51
  Beyond eye contact, by fudje2004-04-22 22:43:14
Some Bash goodness before I sleep. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 22:26:51
Where on the web do I find by astreius2004-04-22 22:09:00
  Versuch mal hier: by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
  software or just weather? by Celticess2004-04-22 23:17:31
  On a server in Bern? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 22:11:57
More C++ q's (this is getting pathetic, I know) by MrTrick2004-04-22 22:00:55
  Union? by benb2004-04-23 07:18:15
  you may find this interesting by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I saw that. And it does look good by MrTrick2004-04-22 23:12:36
  An idea, more OO than I usually manage, by fudje2004-04-22 22:33:40
    Another option along the same lines, by fudje2004-04-22 22:36:24
      overloading is what I'd do... by MrTrick2004-04-22 22:40:28
        Spiffy overloaded union! by fudje2004-04-22 23:51:51
        I had been wondering about that... by fudje2004-04-22 22:50:38
          I have a test case that works, by fudje2004-04-22 23:15:17
            be carefull with that by ToLazyToThink2004-04-22 23:26:11
              Isn't that equivalent to test = 'b'; ??? (n/t) by fudje2004-04-22 23:27:40
                Almost, by ToLazyToThink2004-04-22 23:39:56
                  I see.... by fudje2004-04-22 23:49:09
  What exactly are you trying to do? by ToLazyToThink2004-04-22 22:09:02
    okay. by MrTrick2004-04-22 22:13:44
      Okay by ToLazyToThink2004-04-22 22:26:34
        NOTE by ToLazyToThink2004-04-22 22:37:38
        Thank you. by MrTrick2004-04-22 22:35:25
          what is the error msg? (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-04-22 22:38:41
            it says that it is missing the ; after the vector. by MrTrick2004-04-22 22:42:19
              typedef std::vector<...... works. by MrTrick2004-04-22 22:46:20
              how about by ToLazyToThink2004-04-22 22:46:19
        Of course by ToLazyToThink2004-04-22 22:33:35
I'm so low, I'm 2-dimensional. by themadkansan2004-04-22 21:54:04
  Well, I've started the laundry now, at least. by themadkansan2004-04-22 23:19:56
  {{{TMK}}} by Llyr2004-04-22 22:46:35
  {{{themadkansan}}} by SaleGamine2004-04-22 22:43:43
  {{{themadkansan}}} by shorty822004-04-22 21:55:39
I am going to bed. Click here to find out details. by bassplayer2004-04-22 21:50:28
  Good night! by shorty822004-04-22 21:52:16
Avalanche: "WAH! WAH!" by DaNutBall2004-04-22 21:37:03
  Big surprise isn't it... by Illiad2004-04-22 22:21:21
This is how the game has started out. (Civ3) by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  this is civ 3.. remmeber by Nightwind2004-04-23 13:11:00
  Ah. Limitation of Civ3 by jedidiahstott2004-04-22 22:02:10
    i seem to remember by Nightwind2004-04-23 13:32:45
      Correct. by LionsPhil2004-04-24 16:12:50
  I just realized: I'm Carthage! Against Rome! by bassplayer2004-04-22 21:36:58
    Make sure you treat your elephant cavalry well, by Llyr2004-04-22 21:42:06
  Call Asterix and Obelix! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 21:34:52
    By Toutatis, must we start that again? by bassplayer2004-04-22 21:36:21
  As soon as you can hit them with several units. by Adiplomat2004-04-22 21:24:42
    I concur. by retiqlum22004-04-22 21:36:43
      Oh, you also asked when: by retiqlum22004-04-22 21:40:58
        Or, essentially, when I get enough units. by bassplayer2004-04-22 21:45:46
    Not that much. by bassplayer2004-04-22 21:31:15
      Wuss. (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-22 21:32:33
        Not me! It's an old British schoolboy poem. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-04-22 21:35:11
          It seems I've heard it before. by Llyr2004-04-22 21:36:39
            I think that's where I got it, too. by bassplayer2004-04-22 21:37:53
              Yes. by Llyr2004-04-22 21:41:20
                Ah, yes. by bassplayer2004-04-22 21:44:58
                  Heh. (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-22 21:46:56
                    The tales of Vercingetorix were good too. (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-22 21:47:13
                      Yeah, the choose-your-own-adventure-style thing th by bassplayer2004-04-22 21:51:44
to local ufies: whats coquitlam steamtrains name? by Celticess2004-04-22 21:05:51
  nm found it (linky) by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
One of my life's goals: by Llyr2004-04-22 21:03:58
  really, what is your life's goal ? by dennismv2004-04-22 22:07:46
    I honestly don't know. by Llyr2004-04-22 22:11:56
      cool by dennismv2004-04-22 22:38:41
  Oh, thanks. by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Llyr, are you particular about banana cream? by tnglives2004-04-22 21:13:30
      See, it's the overdone-ness that makes it funny. by Llyr2004-04-22 21:18:15
        its a waste of a perfectly good pie... by friareriner2004-04-22 21:27:50
          Banana cream pies are cheap. (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-22 21:32:49
      If he were me and I were him and you were by BaruMonkey2004-04-22 21:16:49
        But fortunately I am not me... by tnglives2004-04-22 21:21:39
      Hot meat pie to the groin, maybe...? (n/t) by abstrackt2004-04-22 21:14:50
  i'll make sure that happens. (n/t) by ubergeek22004-04-22 21:05:34
    Good. (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-22 21:07:54
What a fun weekend in Florida! by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
Oh my gosh. I am going to slay OpenOffice by Llyr2004-04-22 20:38:32
  Under "Tools"... by Avium2004-04-22 20:57:53
    aHA! by Llyr2004-04-22 20:59:58
      It ypes of astt hati sn'tap roblem. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-04-22 21:03:13
        It took a minute, but I actually figured it out! by ChuckAB2004-04-22 21:05:43
        Don't do that when I already have a headache. (n/t by Llyr2004-04-22 21:04:43
  Why is it a problem? by Pic2004-04-22 20:39:46
    It just pisses me off, largely. (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-22 20:40:38
      The worst is not, So long as we can say, by tnglives2004-04-22 20:50:44
        Weirdo. :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-22 20:53:23
          Now what do I do with the rest of my life? by tnglives2004-04-22 21:00:30
      Fair 'nuff by Pic2004-04-22 20:45:33
Attn: Ubergeek2 by oot2004-04-22 19:58:42
  I got on, you got kicked. by ubergeek22004-04-22 21:11:49
INVOKE: Quilting_Kitty, Reddy, and SnArl... by Adiplomat2004-04-22 19:52:54
"10226111 minutes remaining" by hadji2004-04-22 19:48:36
  According to Windows Calculator ... by ChuckAB2004-04-22 21:19:26
  So what is this thing that takes 19.4560711 years? (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-04-22 21:13:52
  sounds by Nightwind2004-04-22 21:05:17
    Yep. by hadji2004-04-22 22:37:44
  For my Master Plan to come to fruitition ? by Number_Six2004-04-22 19:52:15
    So, what are we going to do tonight, Brain? (n/t) by hadji2004-04-22 19:55:41
      The same thing we do every night... (n/t) by abstrackt2004-04-22 20:51:46
        Try to take over the world! by bassplayer2004-04-22 21:04:53
        drink mint juleps with little umbrellas? (n/t) by tnglives2004-04-22 21:02:45
        Narrrrrrrf! *poit* (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-04-22 21:01:36
Damn! Did you see this? N.Korean Train crash by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ... that trains were held up ... causing problems by scissors2004-04-23 03:05:37
  Heard a little about it at work by Formynder2004-04-22 21:14:47
  I saw it this morning about 9:00 am board time by shorty822004-04-22 20:29:47
  The number I keep seeing by version0.12004-04-22 19:49:40
    I hope you're right by Control2004-04-22 19:54:20
      The numbers were... by retiqlum22004-04-22 21:17:46
Handy little ImageMagick shell script by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 19:29:27
  here might be it tho not by someone here afik by Celticess2004-04-22 21:31:02
  Just 'man convert' by Kickstart2004-04-22 19:41:39
    OK, already did that. but... by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 19:42:12
      I never used this by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Hmmm, why didn't I... by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 22:07:08
      Why STDOUT? by Kickstart2004-04-22 20:02:01
  A quick apache/mod_perl question if you would? by Pic2004-04-22 19:34:26
    I'm pretty ignorant on that stuff by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thank you muchly! by Pic2004-04-22 19:43:09
And Calgary SCHOOLS Detroit! (n/t) by nix2004-04-22 19:22:50
  WUUUNNNDDDERBAR! by DaNutBall2004-04-22 20:33:59
  Score? (n/t) by abstrackt2004-04-22 19:31:32
    2-1 OT (n/t) by watsondog2004-04-22 19:34:55
      Sweeeeet.... =p (n/t) by abstrackt2004-04-22 19:42:32
W:et team practce by Nightwind2004-04-22 19:16:02
  My guess would be the server by Freakazoid2004-04-22 19:21:09
    thanks by Nightwind2004-04-22 19:28:19
      From what I understand, EG's had it offline allday (n/t) by shorty822004-04-22 19:29:37
Hmm.. NFS question for everyone. by Freakazoid2004-04-22 19:02:52
  Another q: turning off the screen blanking by Freakazoid2004-04-22 19:19:22
Kickstart and superglue do not mix by Kickstart2004-04-22 18:42:13
  Acetone will dissolve superglue. by themadkansan2004-04-22 21:39:16
  Jason? Is that you? ;-) by Avium2004-04-22 20:29:55
  ROFLMAO! That's the best laugh I've had in weeks! by delltech2004-04-22 20:25:50
  You or Jen on any acne meds? by oot2004-04-22 20:23:07
  Repeat of earlier warning by version0.12004-04-22 20:18:29
    No worries...it won't be used again (n/t) by Kickstart2004-04-22 20:36:35
  Spray paint and wind by phezult2004-04-22 19:48:00
  I disagree. They mixed quite well, by your by Adiplomat2004-04-22 19:25:53
  LOL by Llyr2004-04-22 19:09:13
  HEHEHEH by Dad2TZK2004-04-22 19:04:21
  get jen's by Reddy2004-04-22 18:43:59
Geekly spam by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Funny thing happened to me at CompUSA yesterday... by asayogure2004-04-22 18:08:55
  Heh, I've seen the bloody things in a Burger King by Frogboy2004-04-22 18:45:07
    Coasters are so unimaginative. We need to think of by asayogure2004-04-22 19:01:47
      Skeet shooting. by esbita2004-04-22 20:08:25
      You could make an AOL CD Mobile by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
      Over a glass of water in the microwave by abstrackt2004-04-22 19:03:03
  My dad tried turning the discs into coasters. by mew_at_heart2004-04-22 18:43:48
    I took a bunch to the park once, and tried to play by asayogure2004-04-22 18:59:44
      They work better as moving targets for my blowgun. (n/t) by ironblood2004-04-22 23:25:09
  Good lord! I had trouble with their by vampiresquirrel2004-04-22 18:37:56
    [sigh] been there. (n/t) by asayogure2004-04-22 18:58:55
  My cousin had a evil habit. by royr2004-04-22 18:36:00
  Ah, but they DO make money off it. by abstrackt2004-04-22 18:33:36
    I know, but it is just so ... dirty [shudders] (n/t) by asayogure2004-04-22 18:58:15
      hehe This seems somewhat appropriate by abstrackt2006-11-19 12:55:59
        That is one of my favorite ones ever! by asayogure2004-04-22 19:03:23
          I have it on my wall.. right between,... by abstrackt2004-04-22 19:04:49
            UF = Best. Comic. Ever! by asayogure2004-04-22 19:05:53
              If UF makes you sane, you make me worried. ;) by abstrackt2004-04-22 19:07:10
                It's more of an affirmation, let's me know i am by asayogure2004-04-22 20:38:00
                Err.. worry.. not worried.. heh (n/t) by abstrackt2004-04-22 19:08:35
  They were helpful and knowledgeable? by divinar22004-04-22 18:33:35
    Heh, as retailers go, I generally don't have by asayogure2004-04-22 18:57:52
      I've never had any problems with Best Buy's by shorty822004-04-22 21:06:24
      Why so? (n/t) by Nath32004-04-22 20:43:23
        Had a very ugly problem with them, they were awful (n/t) by asayogure2004-04-22 21:55:42
Official What Are You Doing Thread by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 17:38:26
  Played some need for speed underground... by scragman2004-04-22 21:57:41
  Reading news by runnerboy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Critical updates on all our servers. (n/t) by hadji2004-04-22 18:36:56
  Cgy 1, Det 1 mid 3rd period (n/t) by watsondog2004-04-22 18:36:25
  Reading online by phezult2004-04-22 18:26:20
  Watching Spike TV's XMC, by justwanderin2004-04-22 18:23:51
  Integrals. by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 18:21:05
    I just hope you're not drinking! by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 18:22:58
  Preparing for a mini-holiday by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That sounds fun by Reddy2004-04-22 18:25:18
  Arguing w/Dad about Uno rules. (n/t) by Spud312004-04-22 18:17:56
  Surfing and (attempting to) debug mod_perl/apache by Pic2004-04-22 18:12:36
  Reading UF. (sheesh... and they say I'm oblivious) by silvermoon822004-04-22 18:06:25
    "oblivious"? by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 18:10:42
      Probably not. by silvermoon822004-04-22 18:14:50
  Trying to get out of the office. by AndyA2004-04-22 17:59:47
  Surfing the web praying... by gryphin2004-04-22 17:59:44
  I just came in from the garden by Reddy2004-04-22 17:57:38
    Garden?! by feather8022004-04-22 18:26:33
      oh yes by Reddy2004-04-22 18:33:50
        Care to sent some north of the border? by feather8022004-04-22 18:37:53
          If I thought it would keep by Reddy2004-04-22 18:42:31
    Ohhh man, garden fresh lettuce by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 18:04:53
      I love it by Reddy2004-04-22 18:35:00
  Drinking a beer, and watching... by esbita2004-04-22 17:53:15
    Nice son! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 18:03:49
      Um, or daughter (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 18:04:02
        *chuckles* (n/t) by esbita2004-04-22 18:16:03
  Procrastinating, what else? by feather8022004-04-22 17:51:08
    Hi by Reddy2004-04-22 18:04:20
      Dunno, minds work in mysterious ways ;) by feather8022004-04-22 18:19:14
        found it by Reddy2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I remember that post... by feather8022004-04-22 18:31:43
            yes, this & the Thin Mints by Reddy2004-04-22 18:35:57
  Work and wondering how the Red Sox by vampiresquirrel2004-04-22 17:50:46
    Sox are currently winning 3-1 (n/t) by tigermouse2004-04-22 18:14:17
      Doh. 3-2 now. (n/t) by tigermouse2004-04-22 18:15:16
        Tied. *sigh* (n/t) by tigermouse2004-04-22 18:17:47
          And I'm even wearing my Red Sox Cap! by vampiresquirrel2004-04-22 18:23:42
            Well, here's hoping the hat will prevail by tigermouse2004-04-22 18:32:22
              *Laughs* Sok! by vampiresquirrel2004-04-22 18:33:29
                8th, I think, in Toronto. (n/t) by tigermouse2004-04-22 18:37:50
                  7-3 Jays now by tigermouse2004-04-22 18:39:59
                    *curles up in the corner with you* by vampiresquirrel2004-04-22 18:46:41
                      I hope there's one, too by tigermouse2004-04-22 19:06:06
                        *perks* What movie? by vampiresquirrel2004-04-22 19:12:33
                          Oops, sorry, got caught up by tigermouse2004-04-22 20:40:40
                  *ugh* Close game... by vampiresquirrel2004-04-22 18:39:45
          Don't wear out your groan machine by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 18:19:29
            There's no such thing as curses by tigermouse2004-04-22 18:23:03
    Is that baseball? by Reddy2004-04-22 18:02:53
      Yesyes..It is baseball.. by vampiresquirrel2004-04-22 18:07:05
        cool by Reddy2004-04-22 18:13:56
  talking on the irc, unwinding and pondering by Celticess2004-04-22 17:47:13
    hmmm by Reddy2004-04-22 17:58:51
      well I'd get delivered by Celticess2004-04-22 18:04:31
        bummer by Reddy2004-04-22 18:07:19
          And I have some leftover pizza by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 18:11:22
            what are thin mints? by Celticess2004-04-22 18:14:45
              My dear friend, do you really not know? by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 18:18:20
                you can send them to me ;) (n/t) by Reddy2004-04-22 18:19:47
                  I suppose they'd survive the trip... by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 18:21:45
                    you could let by Reddy2004-04-22 18:27:28
                      Well, it seems to me... by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 18:42:50
                        cool by Reddy2004-04-22 18:46:43
                          OK, um, for real... by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 19:02:38
              Girl Scout Cookies by Reddy2004-04-22 18:15:34
                hmm ok I didn't know they were called that by Celticess2004-04-22 18:24:40
                  They are about 2 cm wide by Reddy2004-04-22 18:30:31
                    I thought those things were size of by Celticess2004-04-22 21:31:54
            *throws pillow at ST* by Reddy2004-04-22 18:14:43
        ahh might of talked my roommate into by Celticess2004-04-22 18:07:10
          yummy by Reddy2004-04-22 18:17:12
            what thease subs are by Celticess2004-04-22 18:30:18
              leave off the pepperoni & tomato by Reddy2004-04-22 18:37:33
                they have good chocolate mousse and cheesecake by Celticess2004-04-22 20:56:23
  Listening to Red Sox v. Bloopie Jays by tigermouse2004-04-22 17:44:28
    Just be careful with the dryer... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Open end. by tigermouse2004-04-22 18:12:37
  reading the UF comment board. Duh by Cokish2004-04-22 17:41:50
  Dragging myself kicking and screaming off to bed (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-04-22 17:39:47
Was it a HUMMER? by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Think of the children! by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Think of the insurance adjusters face! by Celticess2004-04-22 21:19:53
  ROFL!! (n/t) by Celticess2004-04-22 21:03:08
Well! That was a fun day. by ChuckAB2004-04-22 17:31:20
  Wow, computing by candlelight by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 17:35:26
    Maybe they just can't use twentieth century stuff. (n/t) by version0.12004-04-22 17:41:33
      Ofcourse! The computer was there BEFORE electric by Cokish2004-04-22 17:45:07
        They are using twenty-first century computers (n/t by version0.12004-04-22 19:45:57
Back from my tests :) by Celticess2004-04-22 16:51:17
  thanks everyone and I'll say when I find out (n/t) by Celticess2004-04-22 17:49:42
  {{{Celticess}}} by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 17:21:27
  {{{Celticess}}} by Llyr2004-04-22 17:16:20
  {{{Celticess}}} by SaleGamine2004-04-22 16:58:39
  oh? by Reddy2004-04-22 16:57:07
    the main test I took by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's good to hear it went fine by DaNutBall2004-04-22 16:54:07
    yes and no by Celticess2004-04-22 17:00:50
Holy freakin' crap! by Animefreak2004-04-22 16:50:03
  Many congratulations!(n/t) by runnerboy2004-04-22 18:49:08
  Brilliant! by lucidpsyche2004-04-22 17:32:17
  Omedetou gozaimasu! by Naruki2004-04-22 17:24:28
    hehehe by Animefreak2004-04-22 17:39:51
      End of June. by Naruki2004-04-22 20:25:39
      I doubt you could get close to hir. by shorty822004-04-22 18:19:07
  Sayonara! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 17:22:24
  congrats... :) Jamboree or an exchange? (n/t) by Celticess2004-04-22 17:15:30
    exchange (n/t) by Animefreak2004-04-22 17:37:54
  Dude, that's awesome. Have fun! (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-22 16:59:47
    Thanks! And I'm sure I will, too. :-) (n/t) by Animefreak2004-04-22 17:04:43
  Congrats! by shorty822004-04-22 16:53:18
    :-D (n/t) by Animefreak2004-04-22 16:56:47
  congrats by Reddy2004-04-22 16:52:15
    Basically just do some sightseeing. by Animefreak2004-04-22 16:55:29
IDGI: mozilla and javascript ? by dennismv2004-04-22 16:48:30
  Perfectly by cedricshock2004-04-22 17:08:00
    cool thanx (n/t) by dennismv2004-04-22 21:21:12
    Ahhh! by shorty822004-04-22 17:11:49
      Ohh yeah. Thanks! (n/t) by shorty822004-04-22 17:12:14
  You ain't the only one. I don't get it either. (n/t) by shorty822004-04-22 16:49:23
LINUX SUX by windows4eva2004-04-22 16:45:08
  A matter of perception by GeoffT2004-04-22 19:54:05
  *hehehehehNEHAHAHAHA* by JediTheDuck2004-04-22 19:19:36
  Which Eva? by Naruki2004-04-22 17:23:01
    Is she single ? (n/t) by Cokish2004-04-22 17:25:32
      No... by Naruki2004-04-22 17:26:42
        Good. I'm not oriented *that* way by Cokish2004-04-22 17:32:12
  *hits windows4eva with lightspeed in the head* (n (n/t) by frisbee2004-04-22 17:06:04
  I'll start charging up the capacitors by jeff_uk2004-04-22 17:00:44
    6% complete. (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-04-22 17:14:02
      25% ... OOPS, accidental discharge by jeff_uk2004-04-22 17:24:14
        Apostrophe for pluralisation... kill me now ufie's (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-04-22 17:24:58
          *kills jeff_uk* by Cokish2004-04-22 17:28:46
            can I have a go with the stakegun? by elrak2004-04-22 17:51:03
            You got it right - BFG10K by ChuckAB2004-04-22 17:34:49
              Does it exist in Qwuake ]I[ ? by Cokish2004-04-22 17:38:10
  *thinks about putting up a do not feed sign* by AndyA2004-04-22 16:55:34
    NOOOOOOOOOO 111111 by elrak2004-04-22 17:35:03
      Budweiser got the contract for beer supplier by toxin2004-04-22 17:37:25
        not much of a beerdrinker myself, by elrak2004-04-22 17:47:56
          Canadian Bacon? (n/t) by toxin2004-04-22 17:52:25
            yes by elrak2004-04-22 17:57:35
    Well, slayer's not around these days, by LionsPhil2004-04-22 17:11:59
  LOLOLOLOLOLOL JEFFK!!!!111!11 (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 16:54:56
  Let's see here.... by Animefreak2004-04-22 16:53:49
    Can someone tell me why these people so often by jedidiahstott2004-04-22 20:59:25
    Not much ignoring going on. by LionsPhil2004-04-22 16:54:30
      Quite certainly. :-) (n/t) by Animefreak2004-04-22 16:56:13
  Try the other way around... by feather8022004-04-22 16:53:30
  OMG OMG OMG HAHAHA LOL by LionsPhil2004-04-22 16:52:20
    Durn AOL script kiddies, ya gotta hate 'em! by shorty822004-04-22 16:56:02
  Linuxsux ?Hmm. New os ? by Cokish2004-04-22 16:50:23
    Drunk scrabble is the best game in the world!!!! (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-04-22 17:12:52
      Ever played it computer geek style ? by Cokish2004-04-22 17:24:09
  You are about to get larted big time. by shorty822004-04-22 16:47:26
  ATTN: Naruki by ChuckAB2004-04-22 16:46:20
    This, I think, is a good call. :-) by Naruki2004-04-22 17:22:21
    I fit looks like a troll, by shorty822004-04-22 16:48:23
      hmm, no diary by Reddy2004-04-22 16:50:49
        Smart trolls don't create diaries. by shorty822004-04-22 16:52:05
Flash vs animated gifs by subbywan2004-04-22 16:42:04
  M$ version by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Somehow I read that as... by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 17:28:33
    You need help ;-) (n/t) by AndyA2004-04-22 18:00:56
  animated gifs by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
The Saga of C++ woes cont: by MrTrick2004-04-22 16:34:29
  Look like a missing vector template class include by Cokish2004-04-22 16:55:26
    ah! by MrTrick2004-04-22 17:02:07
      Don't forget the namespace. by royr2004-04-22 18:30:23
      Now bow... (n/t) by Cokish2004-04-22 17:29:50
UF Book Club eveningly reminder post. by NedLudd2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Spud31 says she is now done w/the book. by Spud312004-04-22 18:13:37
    Ack! when did you start! I'm just dusting mine of by NedLudd2004-04-22 18:21:31
  I need a good C++ book. Got any advice ? (n/t) by Cokish2004-04-22 16:47:40
    I can't think of the title off the top of my head. by NedLudd2004-04-22 18:14:08
I just dropped KS's irreplaceable by j.butterfly2004-04-22 16:10:56
  Not irreplaceable by Spisefisken2004-04-22 22:29:30
  Find a picture of a cute puppy. by jeff_uk2004-04-22 17:04:45
    Heh. Try this picture which was posted previously by Cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Just say to him... by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 16:31:03
  Hmm, *somebody's* sleeping on the couch tonight by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 16:29:27
  I've dropped many a mug in my day... by feather8022004-04-22 16:23:15
    Most geeks' kitchens aren't "food safe". by NedLudd2004-04-22 16:24:55
      "food safe"? Who has time for "food safe"? by shorty822004-04-22 17:04:44
        Hey some geeks can cook... by feather8022004-04-22 17:19:22
          But can you trust the food? That is the question. (n/t) by shorty822004-04-22 18:15:35
      My kitchen is barely safe for bacteria! (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-04-22 17:02:41
  uh oh... better head south for a while, by dire_lobo2004-04-22 16:22:58
  Just the hand broke? by Reddy2004-04-22 16:22:07
  Restore from backup? ;-) by NedLudd2004-04-22 16:14:01
  check your hardware stores by subbywan2004-04-22 16:12:57
    Be careful by version0.12004-04-22 16:20:37
  {{{j.butterfly}}} by abaron2004-04-22 16:12:39
    He still loves me, but I stil feel bad. (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-22 16:14:02
Three pictures worth viewing. (cat - dustpuppy) by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Is that kitty for sale ? by Cokish2004-04-22 17:01:39
  That is one cute kitty! by shorty822004-04-22 16:29:08
  That is one contented kitty! by funtime2004-04-22 16:13:58
    Kittens are always cute =p by abstrackt2004-04-22 16:27:06
      There are bonsai cats to resolve that problem... ( (n/t) by Cokish2004-04-22 17:34:44
        Sometimes even Samurai Pizza Cats... (n/t) by Frogboy2004-04-22 18:48:50
  Hehehe... by Glum_Reaper2004-04-22 16:11:18
  Confession time: by NedLudd2004-04-22 16:10:10
    I retyped and ran it... by Khaar2004-04-22 16:17:17
      Now hiring ? by Cokish2004-04-22 16:26:15
        Sure enough that's what I got (n/t) by NedLudd2004-04-22 16:29:32
          Vitice was a little bit faster and more accurate by Cokish2004-04-22 16:40:57
  Most amusing. by vetitice2004-04-22 16:07:09
    heh, sorry.... by Scirocco2004-04-22 16:09:06
      It reads by vetitice2004-04-22 16:16:16
  ahhh by Reddy2004-04-22 16:02:08
Are you in favour of compulory voting? by Kickstart2004-04-22 15:58:10
  Nope. by alter3d2004-04-22 17:50:01
    But would you rather no politicians? by GeoffT2004-04-22 19:59:10
  Yes, but with a penalty for not voting... by feather8022004-04-22 16:19:52
  Only if there is a space on the ballot for by LurkerMo2004-04-22 16:05:42
    I like the "none of the above" option, but leaving by subbywan2004-04-22 16:07:41
      Since the work of politicians is to come to by LurkerMo2004-04-22 16:45:09
        Yes, you have :P by subbywan2004-04-22 16:47:14
  Yes, I am by subbywan2004-04-22 16:02:53
Does this count as a first post? by AndyA2004-04-22 15:37:52
  Nah, the "first posts" that we don't tolerate here by BaruMonkey2004-04-22 15:52:04
    Good. Now if only I could get the range up. by AndyA2004-04-22 16:18:32
      Won't you look rather silly using GPS in a meeting by NedLudd2004-04-22 16:23:58
        No, we design them. by AndyA2004-04-22 16:35:10
        "Nah. I'm just using it to steer clear of all the by subbywan2004-04-22 16:27:24
Java, BufferedReaders, and InputStreams. by LionsPhil2004-04-22 15:33:26
  You'll loose everything from the buffer (n/t) by BrainBug2004-04-22 15:37:09
    Rats. by LionsPhil2004-04-22 16:06:36
Attn: Egaeus by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 15:23:31
  still down? by Nightwind2004-04-22 19:09:28
  It is by Egaeus2004-04-22 15:36:14
Attention All Clutterers!! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  I've thrown a lot of frisbees today... (n/t) by Spud312004-04-22 16:02:21
    I have a special on frisbees right now if you need by shorty822004-04-22 16:37:31
      No, I've got plenty. by Spud312004-04-22 18:17:30
      s/alos/also (n/t) by shorty822004-04-22 16:37:50
    And I keep catching them. *ouwtch* (n/t) by Cokish2004-04-22 16:32:04
  I haven't cluttered this much... ever. (n/t) by Scirocco2004-04-22 15:24:57
    It sure is a busy day for use clutterers :) (n/t) by shorty822004-04-22 15:26:31
      s/use/us (n/t) by shorty822004-04-22 15:26:43
  And here's yet another one! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    Missed me... by c51L2004-04-22 15:17:09
      Sorry, I only sic the clutter squad on n00bies, by shorty822004-04-22 15:25:44
Free Windoze CDA to MP3 software? by jeff_uk2004-04-22 14:58:36
  /me likes CDex by Spiff2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You should find something in this list by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    WinAmp plugin for direct dump to .mp3 is in there! (n/t) by Scirocco2004-04-22 15:09:52
Oooooh! El Reg's got a new layout! by Winsmith2004-04-22 14:50:52
  Changed it a week or so ago. (n/t) by version0.12004-04-22 15:12:18
Gotta see this by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Star Trek's "Borg" with a bit of "Matrix" mixed in (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-04-22 15:59:09
  *drools* by Glum_Reaper2004-04-22 15:21:34
  Agreed. This looks *very* promising! (n/t) by Scirocco2004-04-22 14:47:41
  Illiad, heard back from your contact yet? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 14:43:00
    Nyet by Illiad2004-04-22 14:47:44
  Oh, yes. by JillSwift2004-04-22 14:39:14
are people influenced by other people or not by dennismv2004-04-22 14:20:26
  You are describing, by saminz2004-04-22 23:31:30
  Influenced, sure, but always self-responsible by Zzyzzx2004-04-22 17:29:56
    yes, that makes sense by dennismv2004-04-22 21:20:26
  *snerk* by Naruki2004-04-22 15:11:49
  Driving in traffic by sjay2004-04-22 14:35:34
  You are responsible for your actions. by BloodyViking2004-04-22 14:30:37
  You chose your position as a social animal by Dazed2004-04-22 14:29:34
  Influenced, yes definitely. by subbywan2004-04-22 14:29:29
Ha! "Errors on this site are intentional, ... by z1root2006-11-19 12:23:33
  That reminded me of AngelFire's 404s... by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Notnet have some funny ones.. by Glum_Reaper2004-04-22 15:32:44
      LOL! by shorty822004-04-22 15:34:16
  clicky by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
1 more hour of Copyright law. by klaranth2004-04-22 14:06:06
So, tell me am I the last one to notice that the by afterburner2004-04-22 13:43:39
  5000/2000/1000ms by Kickstart2004-04-22 14:34:47
    Maybe... by JillSwift2004-04-22 14:40:49
    Sloppy design, no question. by Illiad2004-04-22 14:40:30
  wait for it, or refresh the screen ... (n/t) by dennismv2004-04-22 14:02:23
    Without cache refresh you can wait by afterburner2004-04-22 14:14:03
  Oh Cool! :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-22 13:55:26
    You haven't left yet? by afterburner2004-04-22 14:17:20
      Nope, I leave in the morning. by j.butterfly2004-04-22 14:45:29
        have you got everything done yet? by Reddy2004-04-22 15:11:30
          I'm getting there. (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-22 16:15:47
  I saw it by Reddy2004-04-22 13:45:12
    well, the graphic at least :-) by AG_wyvern2004-04-22 14:14:05
  It does? by Winsmith2004-04-22 13:44:45
    No Canada day is July 1st and on that day I will by techi8702004-04-22 13:46:59
      So why is it "Proud to be a Canadian day" today? (n/t) by Winsmith2004-04-22 13:47:43
        It isn't. by Illiad2004-04-22 13:50:50
          Might have something to do with this... by Myke2004-04-22 14:44:50
          Oh my... by Winsmith2004-04-22 13:51:46
            Oh heck, don't worry by Illiad2004-04-22 13:53:28
              Ah, that explains why I didn't see it every time ( (n/t) by afterburner2004-04-22 13:59:53
              OK, so by Winsmith2004-04-22 13:59:50
                We have won the lottery called by toxin2004-04-22 14:06:41
                  Personally I like it by DesertRat662004-04-22 14:24:26
                  Oh good! by Winsmith2004-04-22 14:20:21
                    Try living next to "them guys"... (n/t) by toxin2004-04-22 14:26:31
                      Huh? by Winsmith2004-04-22 14:35:16
                        We deal with an attitude (by some USians) by toxin2004-04-22 15:21:18
                        I acheived nationality... by Illiad2004-04-22 14:38:06
                          Hey, I'd be happy to live there as well. by Winsmith2004-04-22 14:41:10
                            Maybe missing the point. by Illiad2004-04-22 14:43:26
                              Think German by monika_krug2004-04-22 15:42:54
                                I'm a little more extreme. by Naruki2004-04-22 15:49:35
                              Clear, I guess. by Winsmith2004-04-22 14:46:49
                  Toxin did you see..... by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Your disguise (mid-40's, blond, female) was by toxin2004-04-22 14:24:33
                      LOL, at least I didn't have to dye my hair (n/t) by techi8702004-04-22 14:36:01
        It's always Proud to be Canadian Day (n/t) by techi8702004-04-22 13:50:43
sin(2:36pm, 2:37pm, 2:38pm...) (n/t) by williamashbless2004-04-22 13:41:34
  0.48323879, -0.475603221, -0.9971778 (n/t) by pas512004-04-22 13:45:00
You have gotta be crappin' me... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'd get one, but.... by mortaine2004-04-22 16:19:43
  *craps Illiad* by Naruki2004-04-22 13:50:29
    *hands Naruki some Pepperation H* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 13:51:39
      Oh, thank you! by Naruki2004-04-22 14:13:11
        *hands 'Ruki a spool of 3-0 suture and a Payr* (n/ (n/t) by JillSwift2004-04-22 14:18:53
  After Plush Cthulu, nothing seems strange :) (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-04-22 13:48:43
    That is the one I'm wanting now if by Reddy2004-04-22 13:54:50
  Hmm... Fluffy crustaceans... by vetitice2004-04-22 13:48:20
  you DO remember the Hulk plush toy dont you? (n/t) by FireballMatt2004-04-22 13:45:30
  it's not as bad as that Japanese by subbywan2004-04-22 13:43:42
  First we have bondage pictures, by Winsmith2004-04-22 13:42:36
  dude! by FireballMatt2004-04-22 13:42:00
    Oooh, me too! by Arcanum2004-04-22 16:00:14
    That was your reaction too? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 13:42:48
So, how's everybody's concentration span? by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 13:27:20
  15 seconds by oot2004-04-22 20:44:53
  My concentration span is fi- whoah! A butterfly! by silvermoon822004-04-22 17:57:43
  see what blue sky (zzzzzzzzzz) huh? (n/t) by rorajoey2004-04-22 15:55:14
  Bad. by Animefreak2004-04-22 15:38:24
  I was just thinking about this... by Kickstart2004-04-22 14:10:17
    I am posting a post on userfriendly which will by Winsmith2004-04-22 14:18:51
  i was ummm...supposed to tell you something by FireballMatt2004-04-22 13:43:29
    Last weekend in May by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 14:06:19
      coolies, just let me know :) (n/t) by FireballMatt2004-04-22 14:09:36
    "That's it, by pas512004-04-22 13:48:55
      Priceless quote! heh... (n/t) by Scirocco2004-04-22 15:28:22
  Completely Shot. by sieldan2004-04-22 13:40:38
    poison ivy? by Reddy2004-04-22 13:49:27
      I had some growing in the back yard by sieldan2004-04-22 14:22:52
        ahhh that would be nice by Reddy2004-04-22 14:52:05
  What? Oh sorry (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 13:37:49
  What is the subject? (n/t) by Reddy2004-04-22 13:29:33
    The subject was "What is the subject?" by pas512004-04-22 13:35:03
      & you want me to remember that? by Reddy2004-04-22 13:37:21
        Yes. by pas512004-04-22 14:20:26
          huh? by Reddy2004-04-22 14:58:18
    Subject of what? by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 13:31:01
      dunno by Reddy2004-04-22 13:31:46
  I forget. by pas512004-04-22 13:29:02
Would somebody... by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 13:23:37
free linspire 4.5 by Dad2TZK2004-04-22 13:16:51
I just noticed the link of the day, and by LurkerMo2004-04-22 13:13:19
  Harley? Where? by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 13:22:12
  Nope, I wish! What a nice bike! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 13:17:44
My mother is to blame by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Giving account info to a scammer isn't a good idea by feather8022004-04-22 13:17:30
    Well she didn't send any money by Spisefisken2004-04-22 13:18:46
      But did she send her account info? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-04-22 14:36:34
        AFAIK yes by Spisefisken2004-04-22 22:07:16
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wow. I was the advice special. I feel so special. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 12:58:07
    TONIGHT'S MENU: TMBI (s)platter special by DesertRat662004-04-22 13:05:13
      Can we roast TMBI? by DaNutBall2004-04-22 13:09:39
        If you want to bust out the flamer, be my guest. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 13:11:30
      Bring it, rodent boy! by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 13:06:41
        You and me vs. Krikkert right? by DesertRat662004-04-22 13:09:57
          *lol* Absolutely! (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 13:10:50
            AGH! VETO! VETO! (n/t) by krikkert2004-04-22 13:14:25
              Say goodbye, fragbait!!! by DesertRat662004-04-22 13:17:56
                Yes. (n/t) by krikkert2004-04-22 13:19:05
                  You're learning by DesertRat662004-04-22 13:35:07
                    Well... by krikkert2004-04-22 13:37:10
                      See ya tonight! by DesertRat662004-04-22 13:38:49
                        You were joking by DaNutBall2004-04-22 13:40:18
                          That wouldn't be any fun!!! by DesertRat662004-04-22 13:43:15
                            Sheesh.. by krikkert2004-04-22 13:50:29
                              I would by DesertRat662004-04-22 14:27:54
                              *raises hand* by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 13:53:14
                              Yo! Right here. by Naruki2004-04-22 13:52:34
                                Oh, great, Naruki too.. by krikkert2004-04-22 14:02:24
                                You don't like me? by Naruki2004-04-22 14:11:48
                                Of course I don't. by krikkert2004-04-22 14:13:43
                                Dealers in secrets? by Naruki2004-04-22 14:17:08
                                No. (n/t) by krikkert2004-04-22 14:21:19
                                What is a secretist then? by Naruki2004-04-22 14:58:55
                                Dunno. by Winsmith2004-04-22 14:04:50
                                Oh and since you just asked on Sporks: by Winsmith2004-04-22 14:23:34
                            Playing on a Ufie skirmish team should be fun. by techi8702004-04-22 13:50:07
                              Not for me! (n/t) by krikkert2004-04-22 13:51:24
                          Thats when krikkert decides to play on your team. by techi8702004-04-22 13:41:10
                            F1 (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 13:42:22
                              You dodn't get booted the first time you do it. (n/t) by techi8702004-04-22 13:48:01
              You forbid? Twice? Well, I'll just have to by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 13:16:52
                for($i=0,$i>-1,$i++) { print "VETO!"; } (n/t) by krikkert2004-04-22 13:20:08
    Don't be. Pic was it yesterday :-P by krikkert2004-04-22 13:04:12
      linky? by Nightwind2004-04-22 18:53:31
    Ow. Poorly phrased. Feel all warm and fuzzy :D (n/ (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 12:59:30
    *grows jealous* >;) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 12:59:29
Oh that's just WRONG by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's horrible by Bellator2004-04-22 13:14:00
  LOL! Wow. My entire dorm just heard me laughing. ( (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 13:01:10
  Oh, that was FUNNY! Sick, but funny. (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-04-22 12:59:20
  That's terrible lol (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 12:56:52
  Ha! Reminds me of this one time I stepped in dog by talon07202004-04-22 12:55:58
    I've tried worse by Spisefisken2004-04-22 13:04:31
  Oh, ick! by amanita2004-04-22 12:54:31
  *grmpf ... gnrrrzzzzz* by chrisP2004-04-22 12:54:29
  Good gracious. by nin_man2004-04-22 12:53:01
    It takes you that long to get a poo-poo joke? by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 12:54:17
      I wanted to believe it was mud. by nin_man2004-04-22 12:56:28
        The fact that nobody could smell it by Naruki2004-04-22 13:41:57
          You're telling me. by LionsPhil2004-04-22 16:59:13
          It does make sense by Illiad2004-04-22 13:49:50
          Not to mention that she couldn't feel the wet by subbywan2004-04-22 13:45:25
  eww. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 12:52:54
    Double EWWW!!! (n/t) by nate_t_g2004-04-22 12:55:13
  *literally laughing out loud* by AG_wyvern2004-04-22 12:52:34
  I feel dirty now, I think I need a shower (n/t) by cristobal2004-04-22 12:49:10
Illiad's head-- bag or cylinder? by zylon2004-04-22 12:43:50
  No, that's actually his head by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 12:49:38
  I've met him. It's a paper bag. by Kickstart2004-04-22 12:45:06
    It's not widely known... by JillSwift2006-11-19 12:55:59
      <Paper bag rattle>Illiad! I am your father! by Adiplomat2004-04-22 13:42:53
        If you are the father, then who is his mother? (n/t) by Winsmith2004-04-22 14:42:25
          Dunno, but... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
I was just in a meeting by TrogL2004-04-22 12:39:30
  ... and you got to drink some bad coffee (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 12:59:18
<Deleted><Deleted>2004-04-22 12:39:31
  So... ah... Norway... by IronPIP2004-04-22 15:35:08
  Moderated while I check content by Kickstart2004-04-22 12:39:55
    Well, that's a first. by nin_man2004-04-22 12:47:53
      damn now i'm curious what was there n/t by dros422004-04-22 13:10:32
        Pssssst... by nin_man2004-04-22 13:15:28
          s/right/left/ by pas512004-04-22 13:21:57
            But I mouse with my right hand. by nin_man2004-04-22 13:29:25
              *snerk* I had to laugh when I read your subject by AG_wyvern2004-04-22 13:37:12
                Hopefully you landed on something soft. by pas512004-04-22 13:51:26
      But she didn't even tell us where to look by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 12:50:03
        Did so. by nin_man2004-04-22 12:55:33
          Dude. by krikkert2004-04-22 13:24:11
            Dude? by nin_man2004-04-22 13:28:03
              Let's see... by krikkert2004-04-22 13:30:31
                As long as you didn't look. by nin_man2004-04-22 13:32:03
                  Ah, sounds like my little brother then. (n/t) by krikkert2004-04-22 13:35:22
          Dude!!! by hellahulla2004-04-22 13:00:41
            I HAVE TEH POWARRR!!!11 by nin_man2004-04-22 13:07:09
              Well... by hellahulla2004-04-22 13:28:25
                the latter is 18 in the UK. by pas512004-04-22 13:32:03
                18 in Norway. by krikkert2004-04-22 13:31:55
              that's the principle I usually go by by SuaveRedSalami2004-04-22 13:09:24
            Even younger in Ontario. by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 13:01:59
          duh, I'm blind. by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 13:00:19
            Blind because you couldn't see it? by nin_man2004-04-22 13:08:24
              'salt'? by pas512004-04-22 13:13:53
                salt? by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 13:15:35
                  Maybe if you thought about... by nin_man2004-04-22 13:16:52
                    ... by afterburner2004-04-22 14:22:56
                    Well, I'm not explaining it. by pas512004-04-22 14:02:51
              Never put salt in your eyes! by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 13:11:26
    Ohh.. by Ebony2004-04-22 12:42:00
      Might violate? by shorty822004-04-22 15:49:53
        Ohh yeah, BTW, by shorty822004-04-22 22:07:53
      Read the FAQ, and then I'll consider by Kickstart2004-04-22 12:42:39
    Yep, definitely. (n/t) by Kickstart2004-04-22 12:41:28
      OK. Sorry. (n/t) by Ebony2004-04-22 12:42:53
        Hey don't be :) by hellahulla2004-04-22 13:06:23
Greetings! by amanita2004-04-22 12:34:41
  Sorry, the cats have already taken over by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 12:52:09
    No by amanita2004-04-22 12:57:14
  I am nowhere near California (Geographically and by toxin2004-04-22 12:47:27
    Thanks! by amanita2004-04-22 12:56:27
  Welcome to the madness! by Illiad2004-04-22 12:45:59
    I noticed . . . by amanita2004-04-22 12:55:12
Hi UFies by dros422004-04-22 12:24:28
  Hallo fellow Colorado-an! by val_parthen2004-04-22 15:20:03
  Welcome aboard by Spisefisken2004-04-22 12:29:02
    ok diary is up i guess by dros422004-04-22 13:07:01
      What ChrisP said by Spisefisken2004-04-22 13:20:11
      UhOh ... by chrisP2004-04-22 13:12:31
        Oh, and btw by chrisP2004-04-22 13:13:09
  Please to be creatink diary and TLP by DaNutBall2004-04-22 12:27:50
    Beat me to it. Me dangit by Spisefisken2004-04-22 12:29:43
  What part of Colorado? by crash_2004-04-22 12:27:17
    Denver n/t by dros422004-04-22 12:54:49
Cisco 1600 thingy apparently needs power by toxin2004-04-22 12:15:59
  I admit it. It was me..... by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
we need cluttter here!! by scragman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good one!! (n/t) by Spud312004-04-22 12:13:51
    My diary has minimal clutter, by kelli2172004-04-22 12:20:16
Stupid retarded name-matching fails again by Kickstart2004-04-22 12:09:40
  Should I be worried traveling under the name by j.butterfly2004-04-22 13:15:28
    Hmm... by Kickstart2004-04-22 17:54:47
  My word. by wheresthefish2004-04-22 12:15:01
    I guess they just haven't updated the list yet. (n (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 12:21:10
  what's the soundex on the names? by psychoi3oy2004-04-22 12:13:45
    Soundex's dead simple and there'd be no match here by Khaar2004-04-22 13:13:40
      Although... by Khaar2004-04-22 13:16:42
        Oh, sorry. by Khaar2004-04-22 13:18:33
  Sorry, here's the link by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
    HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE EMPORER! by DaNutBall2004-04-22 12:12:03
I HATE tax time. by Number_Six2004-04-22 12:09:10
  I did my taxes by SMS earlier this week by Spiff2004-04-22 15:24:27
  A week late aren't you? by crash_2004-04-22 12:25:38
    We have until april 30th. by Number_Six2004-04-22 12:36:53
    Canada = April 30 deadline. (n/t) by toxin2004-04-22 12:33:43
      Ah ok (n/t) by crash_2004-04-22 12:44:00
Remember Max Payne? by McNutcase2004-04-22 11:48:59
  The 1st one? by Winsmith2004-04-22 12:20:49
    The first. by McNutcase2004-04-22 12:23:36
  Dedication (n/t) by scragman2004-04-22 12:07:38
    It's certainly painstaking... by McNutcase2004-04-22 12:10:34
      that would do it... by scragman2004-04-22 12:12:30
        well, after discovering this... by McNutcase2004-04-22 12:15:56
This is outrageous. by nix2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ergh... by lucidpsyche2004-04-22 12:56:54
  Er... by pas512004-04-22 12:33:32
  Binding in what way? by LurkerMo2004-04-22 11:46:09
  Resolutions of opinion are never binding. (n/t) by kelli2172004-04-22 11:41:58
    unless of course by dire_lobo2004-04-22 12:04:47
      My personal life is none of your business! by kelli2172004-04-22 12:06:41
        That's right! by AG_wyvern2004-04-22 12:15:28
Guess I should get back to work... by wisteria4562004-04-22 11:20:30
So. Wings Flames tonight. Who wins? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 11:11:49
  Wings... at least it better be... by nelzie2004-04-22 13:35:41
  I believe that TSN's macaque predicted Calgary. (n (n/t) by nix2004-04-22 12:00:27
    YAY for monkies! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 12:06:04
  Go Lightning! by nin_man2004-04-22 11:51:18
    *burns nin_man at the stake* (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 11:54:57
      You could at least call it what it is. by nin_man2004-04-22 11:58:49
        I didn't name hockey! by DaNutBall2004-04-22 12:02:31
          Oh, sure. Blame Canada. by nin_man2004-04-22 12:05:52
            *checks sports history book* by DaNutBall2004-04-22 12:08:14
            It is, you Americans just misspell it by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 12:07:30
              No kidding. by nin_man2004-04-22 12:15:59
                Cripes, for you guys to spell anything right... by Illiad2004-04-22 12:20:14
                  "And it's pronounced 'Zed', not 'Zee', 'Zed!'" by SuaveRedSalami2004-04-22 12:23:01
                    If it's pronounced 'Zed' by nin_man2004-04-22 12:34:11
                      Certainly. by pas512004-04-22 12:45:13
                        Not really. by nin_man2004-04-22 12:50:46
                          That's rich... by Illiad2004-04-22 12:56:35
                            It's not like we want them. by nin_man2004-04-22 13:11:52
                              Isn't the fishing decent there? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 13:12:59
                                Nowhere near as good as the inbreeding. by nin_man2004-04-22 13:21:39
                        I'm waiting... by Illiad2004-04-22 12:49:00
                          Allegedly... by Naruki2004-04-22 13:18:20
                          So why is it pronounced 'ZEbra'? by pas512004-04-22 13:05:16
                    Naw, Her Majesty had nothing to do with it. by Illiad2004-04-22 12:25:38
                No, dull is spelt... by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 12:20:06
                  The NFL *is* a bit of a joke. by nin_man2004-04-22 12:37:22
                    I thought the XFL or whatever it was called by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 12:38:31
                      It was a grand *idea* by nin_man2004-04-22 12:42:50
                  Lame is spelt "C-F-L" by DaNutBall2004-04-22 12:21:44
                    And that's why Linux is more popular than by LurkerMo2004-04-22 12:43:35
                    I'm starting to like Rugby myself (n/t) by techi8702004-04-22 12:33:34
                    No argument there... by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 12:24:24
                      It's funny. by nin_man2004-04-22 12:41:23
                        I initially read that as "strippers" by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 13:04:19
                          Now that you mention it... (n/t) by nin_man2004-04-22 13:13:14
                          s/stripper/cheerleader/ by pas512004-04-22 13:09:13
                            "Bend it like Beckham?" by DaNutBall2004-04-22 13:12:07
                              Coward. by pas512004-04-22 13:18:36
                                First we need to know... by nin_man2004-04-22 13:21:03
                                Find which one isn't by pas512004-04-22 13:24:53
                      And no argument there by DaNutBall2004-04-22 12:26:34
                        I disagree. by pas512004-04-22 12:28:22
                          I love watching cricket. by Illiad2004-04-22 12:29:28
                            blah cricket by DaNutBall2004-04-22 12:32:55
                              That's a good thing, surely? by pas512004-04-22 14:15:36
                                Hey we 'mericans aren't lazy! by DaNutBall2004-04-22 14:19:58
                                Nah, can't be asked. by pas512004-04-22 14:26:09
              *ZING!* by Illiad2004-04-22 12:08:48
                Playing Who's Got the Dumbest Syntax again? by Naruki2004-04-22 13:20:43
  Don't care... by Illiad2004-04-22 11:44:23
    are they really that arrogant? by dire_lobo2004-04-22 12:01:50
      Da. by Illiad2004-04-22 12:06:54
      Avs:hockey::Yankees:baseball by DaNutBall2004-04-22 12:04:26
    Amen! by DaNutBall2004-04-22 11:45:27
      Go Nordiques! (n/t) by AG_wyvern2004-04-22 11:47:01
        *ahem* They have not been in Quebec... by DaNutBall2004-04-22 11:57:34
          Let's all cheer for the Jets instead ;) (n/t) by abstrackt2004-04-22 12:05:30
            Where are the Jets now anyways? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 12:25:25
              phoenix by AG_wyvern2004-04-22 12:31:20
                It's still wrong by DaNutBall2004-04-22 12:34:30
                  This is not like European football, where by LurkerMo2004-04-22 12:59:01
                No wonder I haven't heard anything about them. (n/ (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 12:34:08
            Go Grizzlies! by AG_wyvern2004-04-22 12:10:47
              ??? by Spud312004-04-22 12:15:11
                Or the Olds Grizzlies which are a WHL hockey team (n/t) by techi8702004-04-22 12:31:37
                They could probably beat *our* old Grizzlies by AG_wyvern2004-04-22 12:16:41
                  The problem was obviously Vancouver >:) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 12:19:56
                  Ahhh... *light bulb is back on* (n/t) by Spud312004-04-22 12:19:08
  Canucks! Err...wait... by Kickstart2004-04-22 11:38:49
    You mean GOTO by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
      GOTO considered harmful ;) (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 11:53:14
    After the season ends, by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
    Done (n/t) by Spud312004-04-22 11:43:05
    Done (n/t) by techi8702004-04-22 11:42:38
  methinks it matters not, for thine by dire_lobo2004-04-22 11:32:09
  Depends on relative size... by rorajoey2004-04-22 11:18:22
    Or if the wing gets to close to the flame the by techi8702004-04-22 11:24:35
  ABC by LurkerMo2004-04-22 11:15:32
    *ahem* by DaNutBall2004-04-22 11:17:03
      That perfectly illustrates the rivalry between by LurkerMo2004-04-22 11:51:05
        Yeah I gathered that :) (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 11:52:40
      That fan isn't bitter at all </sarcasm> (n/t) by techi8702004-04-22 11:21:22
    But people in Edmonton are buying tons of Flames by techi8702004-04-22 11:16:49
      Yeah, I know. At least we keep the rivalry by LurkerMo2004-04-22 12:45:55
  Flames, but I'm in Calgary (n/t) by techi8702004-04-22 11:14:07
    quick question: by dire_lobo2004-04-22 11:22:25
      The first one is most common. (n/t) by techi8702004-04-22 11:25:40
        thanks! by dire_lobo2004-04-22 11:41:51
  Wings. by Spud312004-04-22 11:13:07
    Bought vs Bought for the Western Conference? (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 11:27:14
      Much better at buying than the Blues, by Spud312004-04-22 11:30:19
        And better than the Rangers too >:) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 11:36:01
          I think the season'll start late next year by Spud312004-04-22 11:39:49
  The networks (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 11:12:28
Why a duck? (n/t) by raptillicus2004-04-22 11:09:16
  When a turkey? (n/t) by pas512004-04-22 12:29:48
  Cause it remindes me of Babylon 5 by talon07202004-04-22 12:16:15
  What duck? Buggerit! (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-04-22 12:07:40
  Why not a duck? (n/t) by crash_2004-04-22 11:59:12
    Finally! (n/t) by raptillicus2004-04-22 12:01:20
      What, you expected the obvious? From UFies? (n/t) by LurkerMo2004-04-22 12:05:42
  One of the legs is the same! (n/t) by jugulum2004-04-22 11:41:06
    One of the eggs is teh lame! (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-04-22 11:59:25
    Run for your lives! It's the Poetic Fiend! by wheresthefish2004-04-22 11:55:41
  Because the monkey fell out of the tree. (n/t) by rorajoey2004-04-22 11:19:51
    *CRASH* by BaruMonkey2004-04-22 12:01:54
  Its feet are bigger and therefore better to stamp by techi8702004-04-22 11:15:17
    Why do elephants have flat feet? by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 11:15:47
      No torturing of the ducks! by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Now thats a Gangsta duck. (n/t) by techi8702004-04-22 11:27:02
          Yea, gotta protect the duckies... by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Because dog soup is just gross. (n/t) by wisteria4562004-04-22 11:12:54
  Because the chicken crossed the road. (n/t) by LurkerMo2004-04-22 11:12:43
  Because a duck floats on water! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 11:10:30
    A Witch! n/t by dros422004-04-22 11:53:57
    Build a bridge out of her!! (n/t) by wisteria4562004-04-22 11:16:07
      Ah, but can one not also build bridges of stone? (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-04-22 11:47:36
        very small rocks? n/t by dros422004-04-22 11:54:46
          An apple!! (n/t) by wisteria4562004-04-22 11:59:02
            Bread! (n/t) by raptillicus2004-04-22 12:00:31
            Churches! Churches! (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-04-22 12:00:14
  The cow was mad!! (n/t) by Spud312004-04-22 11:10:02
    mad cows think they are helicopters by scragman2004-04-22 12:15:14
      Ooh, I wouldn't want to get a helicopter mad. by BaruMonkey2004-04-22 12:25:42
You mean someone who's native language is Punjab.. by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Am I the only one who sees a conflict of interest by jedidiahstott2004-04-22 21:56:24
  Psst... by deadweasle2004-04-22 11:43:02
    Does it matter? >;) (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 11:58:41
      One would hope it does by deadweasle2004-04-22 12:35:24
        This was meant as a jab at the CEOs by DaNutBall2004-04-22 12:54:00
          Arabic? (n/t) by Nath32004-04-22 17:30:03
  I would think the time difference would be a facto by YakkoWarner2004-04-22 11:25:21
    according to the article they're 2 days off by psychoi3oy2004-04-22 12:27:12
    These days they use satellites. by retiqlum22004-04-22 11:55:03
      Much faster? by YakkoWarner2004-04-22 13:17:01
  Not for anyone who doesn't speak Punjab. by nin_man2004-04-22 11:17:51
    Yup (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 11:19:59
What is this 'science' thing anyways? by LurkerMo2004-04-22 11:01:34
  Tolerant of new/unproven/heretical ideas, yes; by BloodyViking2004-04-22 13:09:39
    Oh, really? by LurkerMo2004-04-22 13:42:38
      Yes, really. by BloodyViking2004-04-22 14:22:23
        If you sincerely believe that you should not by LurkerMo2004-04-22 15:24:41
          Again, you misinterpret what I said. by BloodyViking2004-04-22 15:56:31
            I am advocating tolerance. You specifically stated by LurkerMo2004-04-22 16:41:00
              Where did belief come into this? by BloodyViking2004-04-23 07:29:42
              You are mistaken. by Naruki2004-04-22 17:29:52
          That's a gross overgeneralization. by Naruki2004-04-22 15:32:28
            Nice twist, Naruki. Always twist things so the by LurkerMo2004-04-22 16:02:26
              I'll give you a concrete example... by Naruki2004-04-22 17:20:26
  Well stated. by rorajoey2004-04-22 11:58:04
    "Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." by krikkert2004-04-22 13:46:52
    To carry that thought forward... by PathOGene2004-04-22 12:47:11
    Thanks for the kind words, and for the quotes. by LurkerMo2004-04-22 12:15:25
  Predicated on a false assumption. by kelli2172004-04-22 11:27:23
    Don't the lazy also deserve tolerance? by LurkerMo2004-04-22 11:49:01
      No by TrogL2004-04-22 12:37:04
        Isn't it a bit harsh to damn them? by LurkerMo2004-04-22 13:21:53
      Tolerance? by kelli2172004-04-22 11:56:16
        Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. by LurkerMo2004-04-22 12:04:32
WinXP question (and rant) by BrainBug2004-04-22 10:42:15
  Right-click Start button, select properties. by wheresthefish2004-04-22 11:03:10
    I already got those covered. by BrainBug2004-04-22 11:35:31
      Simple: don't use exploder by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I already use Opera. by BrainBug2004-04-22 14:40:37
          If you want a file browser, use Total Commander! by Naruki2004-04-22 17:31:04
      Think you have to live with them. by wheresthefish2004-04-22 11:37:35
    on the Task Bar, not the Start Button (n/t) by ouvrebyte2004-04-22 11:21:29
      Works fine on both. (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-04-22 11:36:23
is this irony? by niwikki2004-04-22 10:26:47
  Is it just me or is it ironic.. by AndyA2004-04-22 11:49:12
  An irony example (I think) by Kickstart2004-04-22 11:36:18
    Yes, that is irony(n/t) by retiqlum22004-04-22 12:02:19
  Irony: Wow! My ship finally came in! * by Adiplomat2004-04-22 10:56:13
  here's a sample of irony by dros422004-04-22 10:37:36
    are you sure? by niwikki2004-04-22 10:39:20
      Agreed. by Naruki2004-04-22 10:58:42
      According to some English teachers, it is... by AG_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
        that link contains an example almost exact to by FireballMatt2004-04-22 10:46:37
          you don't say? n/t by dros422004-04-22 12:11:02
      i believe sarcasm by FireballMatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
  sorry not irony by dros422004-04-22 10:34:55
    Actually, no :-) by AG_wyvern2004-04-22 10:45:29
    According to the OED: by wheresthefish2004-04-22 10:45:02
    Like this: by Scirocco2004-04-22 10:41:48
      The irony would be in the situation. by Naruki2004-04-22 11:01:40
      That's just sarcasm. (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-04-22 10:46:04
        Can't somebody post an example of irony then? by Scirocco2004-04-22 10:57:40
          Irony by retiqlum22004-04-22 12:00:59
            not lucky, I was prepared by niwikki2004-04-22 13:54:31
          According to "Brain Droppings" by markbark2004-04-22 11:13:58
          According to Dictionary.com by kiroh2004-04-22 11:01:06
          i did... by FireballMatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
            That's not an example, it's a definition(n/t) by retiqlum22004-04-22 12:01:44
              its got an example in it...re-read (n/t) by FireballMatt2004-04-22 12:25:58
  its like staaaaaaayyin' up to late by FireballMatt2004-04-22 10:33:39
    :D hehehe (n/t) by Winsmith2004-04-22 10:37:15
      glad *someone* liked that at least (n/t) by FireballMatt2004-04-22 10:47:26
Number 8 of 200. I'm officially an Evil GIT. by wheresthefish2004-04-22 10:14:22
  Effort in vain by Rhakeios2004-04-22 13:55:11
    Which level sponsorship did you get? by pk23172004-04-22 16:46:17
      Yes EGIT it is, by Rhakeios2004-04-23 09:49:08
  #31 of 200 (n/t) by techi8702004-04-22 10:27:42
    59 of 200 (n/t) by Shadowclaw2004-04-22 10:36:42
      Its a new Ufie collectible. Who will be the first by techi8702004-04-22 10:53:27
  silly question ... by subbywan2004-04-22 10:15:43
Repurposing "in use" equipment... by justwanderin2004-04-22 10:07:17
  CAUTION!!!! by dals_rule2004-04-22 10:49:03
  LOL I'll have to tell that to my manager. (n/t) by techi8702004-04-22 10:28:18
Attn: Electric Storm by romandas2004-04-22 10:06:58
Clutter Squad ??? by Cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Teach him to brag.... by wisteria4562006-11-19 12:55:59
Well Guys, I leave in the morning for the by j.butterfly2004-04-22 09:54:45
  Have a good visit by amanita2004-04-22 12:36:20
  Ah coming back to the states are we? by DaNutBall2004-04-22 10:58:37
    I'm afraid you can't keep me away from my KS . :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-22 11:02:49
      Nah we're shipping him down too (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 11:10:58
  Safe Journeys by DesertRat662004-04-22 10:03:33
    Thanks. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-22 10:30:27
  Good luck, and have fun! by Adiplomat2004-04-22 10:03:32
    Only you! Dippy only you.... by j.butterfly2004-04-22 10:25:13
      Yep. Might want to announce loudly, by Adiplomat2004-04-22 10:58:17
    Dippy, you are an Evil Doer by crash_2004-04-22 10:16:26
  Have a great time! (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2004-04-22 10:01:35
    Thanky very much! :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-22 10:32:05
  Have fun! by Naruki2004-04-22 09:59:15
    I will! Thanks... by j.butterfly2004-04-22 10:31:38
  have fun by Reddy2004-04-22 09:59:09
    Thanks, I'll need it...especially since by j.butterfly2004-04-22 10:30:55
      me too by Reddy2004-04-22 10:51:23
Well I'll be danged... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Would he be stripped by version0.12004-04-22 10:39:27
    No. by LthrOttr2004-04-22 14:20:42
    Appropriate punishment... by AG_wyvern2004-04-22 10:46:55
      Still may be interesting to see him stripped. (n/t by version0.12004-04-22 11:29:50
        ...of his office. (n/t) by kelli2172004-04-22 13:40:25
  Well... by Naruki2004-04-22 09:58:21
  Does the law state... by nelzie2004-04-22 09:56:38
    You can transport a gun by airplane by Slamlander2004-04-22 10:27:21
      You are wrong on one point. by shorty822004-04-22 18:33:34
        They've been waffeling there by Slamlander2004-04-22 22:23:48
        Sort of by pk23172004-04-22 20:09:02
      another requirement for that is by niwikki2004-04-22 10:30:00
        State Law varies by jsrustad2004-04-22 11:26:56
        A lotta things he should have done first by Slamlander2004-04-22 10:33:43
          I think that's why the congressman is argueing pos by plblark2004-04-22 11:01:13
            Like I said, you need an appointment by Slamlander2004-04-22 11:23:59
Is it a UFieverse record? by Feng_Li2004-04-22 09:44:24
  Only about 3 months for me by kambrose2004-04-22 10:58:42
  hmm by kiroh2004-04-22 10:56:56
  1 day isn't breaking anything I reckon by Spisefisken2004-04-22 09:50:29
  ! My first UFie price ! by cokiSH2004-04-22 09:49:43
    A little more than 5 hours doesn't give you much by Spisefisken2004-04-22 09:52:37
      Actually it is 1 year, 6 months and19 days. by Cokish2004-04-22 10:02:31
        Well there was no possibility of cluttering it by Spisefisken2004-04-22 10:42:20
Buying a New Computer by Naruki2004-04-22 09:43:26
  Here is my recommended system list... by nate_t_g2004-04-22 13:30:23
    Naruki, if you want a detailed list for... by nate_t_g2004-04-22 15:14:18
      No, that's fine so far. by Naruki2004-04-22 15:24:53
  My recommendation by IronPIP2004-04-22 10:37:12
  Can you still buy 40GB HDDs? by Slamlander2004-04-22 10:30:43
    I put the + signs to indicate "or better". by Naruki2004-04-22 10:31:33
      You can still get 2GB drives. by Tomo2004-04-22 10:33:13
  I just built a new system by abaron2004-04-22 10:28:27
    Ye gods!!! You have my system! by vetitice2004-04-22 10:39:47
      That is close by abaron2004-04-22 10:43:42
        Seem to be a couple of recommendations for Sonata by vetitice2004-04-22 10:47:07
          The Sonata case looks very nice to me. by Tomo2004-04-22 10:50:58
            Mine does :-D by vetitice2004-04-22 11:02:19
  Full computer systems from retailers are by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Actually they are rarely ever cheaper... by nate_t_g2004-04-22 10:24:08
      Whoa, whoa. by Ravenlock2004-04-22 10:33:18
        Service complaints on Dell systems... by nate_t_g2004-04-22 11:01:08
          From the experience of company purchased laptops by kambrose2004-04-22 11:19:38
    yes, but you can't tinker with them without by subbywan2004-04-22 10:14:48
      Sclew the warranty, I think. by Naruki2004-04-22 10:16:51
        You do want that :) by subbywan2004-04-22 10:20:06
          Simply didn't have a problem with mine by Tomo2004-04-22 10:27:49
  Anticipated use? by nate_t_g2004-04-22 09:56:37
    Rhode Island. by Naruki2004-04-22 10:16:05
      New games in three years, huh? by Ravenlock2004-04-22 10:23:23
  What kind of needs do you have? by nelzie2004-04-22 09:55:03
    Mostly basic, but... by Naruki2004-04-22 10:09:36
      Oh carp by DesertRat662004-04-22 10:24:29
      A Dell laptop... by nelzie2004-04-22 10:17:09
  Shop around at some of the following sites: by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I've bought several systems by binkley2004-04-22 10:21:47
      Pricewatch *can* be better, but you have to be by subbywan2004-04-22 10:23:34
    I am preference free, in that regard. by Naruki2004-04-22 10:02:46
      I'd base my preference then off the motherboard by subbywan2004-04-22 10:08:15
  You can start by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Not a problem at all. by Naruki2004-04-22 10:00:44
      DEFINITELY order from NewEgg! by nate_t_g2004-04-22 10:03:17
  40 GB hard drive is a little low if you don't want by Adiplomat2004-04-22 09:51:32
    Actually several medium size drives is better.. by nate_t_g2004-04-22 10:01:54
      Plus in the event of drive failure you won't lose by techi8702004-04-22 10:08:11
        RAID by krylion2004-04-22 11:00:41
          RAID on IDE or SATA works just fine, too. (n/t) by nate_t_g2004-04-22 11:04:14
        But harddrives generate A LOT noise.. by Scirocco2004-04-22 10:34:00
          Sure they make some noise, but... by nate_t_g2004-04-22 11:03:28
            I *want* some noise ... That's what tells me by subbywan2004-04-22 11:20:39
    I have a 40 GB HDD and I'm doing just fine. by BaruMonkey2004-04-22 09:57:15
Fadi Fadel interview by farfalla2004-04-22 09:41:32
Thanks everyone for hugs by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{{j.butterfly}}}} (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-22 11:12:07
  {{{Sieldan & J. Butterfly}}} (n/t) by Spud312004-04-22 10:30:31
  This was posted on my weblog in the comments of my by j.butterfly2004-04-22 10:29:43
  Yes, thanks to everyone. by Sieldan2004-04-22 10:00:25
    {{{Sieldan & JButterfly}}} (n/t) by Reddy2004-04-22 10:08:59
  Oh dear! by thewrongcrowd2004-04-22 09:57:01
  I'm a bit late, but I'm here. by Adiplomat2004-04-22 09:53:11
    Thanks Adiplomat :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-22 09:55:16
Kerry Highly Praised in Military Records by cristobal2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Don't we all? by Naruki2004-04-22 09:44:14
    Don't we wish we all did? by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 09:49:53
      re: Don't we wish we all did? by IronPIP2004-04-22 12:42:31
        So you're saying people who order chocolate... by JCOvergaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Um, chill out. I meant don't we wish everyone had by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 12:57:43
          Uh huh by IronPIP2004-04-22 13:36:35
            Don't conform then, damnit! But stop being a jerk! by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 13:38:49
              Shouldn't that be aluminium foil? by BloodyViking2004-04-22 14:26:18
      Well by raptillicus2004-04-22 11:08:44
        It may not immediately qualify him as a better by romandas2004-04-22 11:25:55
          I would like your opinion on something by cristobal2004-04-22 11:51:14
            Here's what I think.. by romandas2004-04-22 23:48:59
            Likely beyond permissible comment. by toxin2004-04-22 12:41:23
              True.. there are limits to my freedom of speech.. by romandas2004-04-22 23:10:05
              Good point, I didn't even think about that (n/t) by cristobal2004-04-22 20:28:59
          +10 empathy points as opposed to -10. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 11:46:57
Help! POP3 download to disk folder by defiler2004-04-22 09:25:40
  fetchmail/procmail by Thurog2004-04-22 09:42:28
Want to femalecanine about Mozilla? by arccoyote2004-04-22 09:18:21
Changing Novell NDS passwords via Web App? by JCOvergaar2004-04-22 09:15:53
Pictures from the flooding damake by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
  After seeing those pics, I'm glad I don't have a by shorty822004-04-22 16:43:35
  Looks like you needed to clean it out anyway by divinar22004-04-22 10:57:24
    In need of cleaning out... by kelli2172004-04-22 13:47:01
    wot ??? that was my arcade machine (n/t) by stacato2004-04-22 13:33:05
  I can't see the damage really by Spisefisken2004-04-22 09:59:57
    wanna rent out my basement then ? ;) (n/t) by stacato2004-04-22 10:02:05
  pictures have been resized by stacato2004-04-22 09:41:40
  Wow, dude... by kelli2172004-04-22 09:27:26
  anybody up to mirroring the pics so my by stacato2004-04-22 09:19:47
    My hubby has a free image site by hyzenthlay2004-04-22 09:40:10
    You should make some thumbnails by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 09:28:11
  I'll let you know what I think after lunch. by nin_man2004-04-22 09:07:34
  6.5 MB of pictures there. TRAFFIC WARNING (n/t) by stacato2004-04-22 09:06:40
    Thought it was taking a while... (n/t) by Tomo2004-04-22 09:09:57
      yeh, sorry. didn't think of making them smaller (n (n/t) by stacato2004-04-22 09:18:09
Question on computer hardware budget by sjay2004-04-22 09:03:59
  Not sure how much this will help, but here's mine: by ChuckAB2004-04-22 11:40:18
    Thanx Chuck by sjay2004-04-22 13:23:44
  Lots of info all. Thanx much! by sjay2004-04-22 10:58:12
  Used to do this for a living... by sofaspud2004-04-22 10:19:29
    Oh couch potato, make a TLP in your by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 11:00:24
      I thought I had... by sofaspud2004-04-23 08:48:14
  When I ran my own shop by Slamlander2004-04-22 09:36:56
  Here's my answers: by nin_man2004-04-22 09:21:24
    Quite the same here. by chrisP2004-04-22 09:38:19
    Thanx nin_man (n/t) by sjay2004-04-22 09:26:35
RealVNC help by ania2052004-04-22 09:02:48
  Nevermind by ania2052004-04-22 09:21:02
    TightVNC has a version that supports file transfer by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
      thanks! by ania2052004-04-22 12:57:50
Attn: ET Players; First Practice by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 09:00:53
  Can't make it tonigh as I have a SAR training by techi8702004-04-22 09:38:00
  Voice chat? by DesertRat662004-04-22 09:21:52
    Stacato gave permission to use his TS server by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 09:23:18
      yeah, no problem. yall have to decide for one by stacato2004-04-22 13:35:21
        uh oh. by Nightwind2004-04-22 18:46:44
  One question by Naruki2004-04-22 09:11:03
    My server will be up by Egaeus2004-04-22 09:39:00
      You have mail. (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 09:53:52
    My suggestion by DesertRat662004-04-22 09:21:04
      Almost sounds like you need a "wargames" server. by YakkoWarner2004-04-22 09:56:00
        These practices aren't going to be that common. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 09:58:33
    That's one of the things I'm trying to work out. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 09:12:32
  What are we practising for? by Winsmith2004-04-22 09:08:08
    Practicing for a scrimmage team. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-22 09:11:12
      Dunny yet. by Winsmith2004-04-22 09:12:04
  Quick question: by Tomo2004-04-22 09:02:33
    GMT+2 atm, summer time by Thurog2004-04-22 09:06:18
      Thanks! by Tomo2004-04-22 09:07:03
    +1 by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
fun with work > CBMS by dros422004-04-22 08:50:31
Invoke "NOLA" by P.Buttercup2004-04-22 08:50:07
  Coolio! I haven't checked my home addy. by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 08:54:11
    Thats fine... by P.Buttercup2004-04-22 09:03:04
      Gotta check moon phases first. by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 09:07:09
        That's fine by P.Buttercup2004-04-22 10:09:37
What does "Scroll Lock" do? by Winsmith2004-04-22 08:40:55
  It'll pause the boot up gibberish when you boot by NedLudd2004-04-22 09:17:34
    In other words, it does the same during Boot up as by hieraco2004-04-22 09:54:52
  You can map it to "crouch" or "wall walk" (n/t) by hadji2004-04-22 08:56:08
  *googles wetware* by sofaspud2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'm impressed! by Naruki2004-04-22 09:09:07
      I wonder how many false search results by afterburner2004-04-22 12:52:37
      Where?? by Spisefisken2004-04-22 09:14:39
        Oh darn forgot by Spisefisken2004-04-22 09:15:44
          On her C: drive. by Naruki2004-04-22 09:17:51
    Hey, thanks! by Winsmith2004-04-22 08:55:20
    Yes, it still does. by Khaar2004-04-22 08:55:02
      Lotus 123 & Symphony compatibility by Slamlander2004-04-22 09:02:26
  It lights up the bulb, where it says "Scroll lock" by Spisefisken2004-04-22 08:48:36
    While I admit that blinkenlights certainly are by Winsmith2004-04-22 08:56:45
      I think that there was some talk by Slamlander2004-04-22 09:04:21
        Yup, that's what I use it for. by Khaar2004-04-22 09:16:16
A virus has eaten all our shared files and left by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 08:25:19
  Must be spreading by crash_2004-04-22 10:55:26
  Obvious question:Is it NTFS? Can you undelete? by cokiSH2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It may be, but not necessarily... by nate_t_g2004-04-22 10:14:54
      Well, the permissions, which are set by our by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 11:03:23
  Count your blessings... by Naruki2004-04-22 09:29:05
  I'll scream with you (or I will when my voice by dire_lobo2004-04-22 08:41:44
    In particular, the twerp responsible for down- by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 08:48:50
  Backups? (n/t) by divinar22004-04-22 08:33:47
    Nightly on the shared drive. by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 08:36:10
      Not trying to qibble.. by divinar22004-04-22 08:49:46
        Yeah, we only send stuff offsite once a week. by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 08:51:44
  We had a similar occurance here about a month ago by DesertRat662004-04-22 08:31:10
    Any idea what particular virus it was? by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 08:33:58
      I'll have to check my logs by DesertRat662004-04-22 08:47:05
      De Moines? by nelzie2004-04-22 08:38:24
        Sounds like Indiana: cornfields and cow pastures by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 08:41:35
          You can have... by nelzie2004-04-22 09:30:20
  Happened to use a couple of years ago. (n/t) by techi8702004-04-22 08:30:57
  Well, at least do it in that order. by Ravenlock2004-04-22 08:28:45
    The person who deserves to die also deserves by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 08:31:11
      Oh, I thought you just wanted to kill %PERSON. by Ravenlock2004-04-22 08:37:40
XM Radio by hadji2004-04-22 08:24:04
  Not sure by IgKnight2004-04-22 09:02:05
    *sigh* by hadji2004-04-22 09:16:15
Man's best friend : or <rant> and <redemption> by justwanderin2004-04-22 08:17:12
  :-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-04-22 08:32:26
  *wishes she had her kitties to pet* by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 08:28:44
    OOOH!! Carp! Almost forgot to swap the tapes! by Sieldan2004-04-22 08:30:44
      Don't forget that, dude! Our Technology by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 08:37:53
  I'm torn... by McNutcase2004-04-22 08:28:25
    {{{{{McNutcase}}}}} by oot2004-04-22 16:47:23
    {{{McNutcase}}} by Reddy2004-04-22 08:57:07
    <<<McNutcase>>> (n/t) by justwanderin2004-04-22 08:35:29
      I'm in such a good mood this morning... by justwanderin2004-04-22 08:39:29
  Beautiful, thanks. by saminz2004-04-22 08:25:55
*Screams, grabs shotgun, and aims it at PC* by asayogure2004-04-22 08:11:03
  Did you turn on blue screens? by vetitice2004-04-22 13:45:05
    No I haven't looked at it yet, will do so, thanks. (n/t) by asayogure2004-04-23 01:43:18
  Yup, PSU is likely a cause, get a good one... by McNutcase2004-04-22 08:14:51
    I have a 5600 in my box, in her box a 5200 is fine by asayogure2004-04-22 09:08:47
    *Nod* 5200 hurts me. by Ravenlock2004-04-22 08:36:06
      True... but the box the 5200 is in, isn't a ... by asayogure2004-04-22 09:11:14
    I went with 5200 due to the extra bits by Tomo2004-04-22 08:17:38
Howdy, whadid I miss and my predictions... by dire_lobo2004-04-22 08:11:02
  *giggles* by Reddy2004-04-22 08:58:47
    Lost (n/t) by Spud312004-04-22 09:14:06
Say... want a time travel machine? by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not so nice... by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
Range of bluetooth by c51L2004-04-22 08:01:33
  Thanks all, we'll give it a try (n/t) by c51L2004-04-22 13:15:39
  The spec for bluetooth is quite clear. by AndyA2004-04-22 09:08:19
  Varies by rgusek2004-04-22 08:30:08
  depends on the device by varikin2004-04-22 08:05:57
  Tops out at about 30m IIRC by Tomo2004-04-22 08:04:02
  Some devices will work up to 100m (n/t) by techi8702004-04-22 08:02:32
Lookee who decided to delurk!! by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
  Mission Accomplished, Me Capitan! (n/t) by shorty822004-04-22 11:27:39
  And here: by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
  Here's another: by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
  done (n/t) by BaruMonkey2004-04-22 07:56:34
re: As the Ufieverse turns by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I, for one, will be glad when Aspectus by Slamlander2004-04-22 08:15:21
    Depends on what it looks like this time. by thewrongcrowd2004-04-22 09:23:52
    Go Back there? by BloodyViking2004-04-22 08:35:16
      Are you sure? by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Imagine how short the board would be. by nin_man2004-04-22 08:29:39
      Don't forget the translations :) by Farmer2004-04-22 08:33:41
    Hear hear. by Ravenlock2004-04-22 08:29:28
  Peace, love, and frisbees... (n/t) by Spud312004-04-22 07:41:17
    did someone say frisbees? by plblark2004-04-22 07:42:24
      I saw a frisbee in NOLA's diray :-) by P.Buttercup2004-04-22 08:00:04
First Computer Thread by kelli2172006-11-19 12:55:59
  C-64 with 1541 drive and dataset drive by funtime2004-04-22 15:29:32
  I ran a town's taxes, on two 8" floppies & IBM5120 by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  pentium1 100mhz 8mb 1.1gb by mstandfest2004-04-22 11:42:43
  Leading Edge 8086, 4K RAM, 512K HD by JPaganel2004-04-22 11:11:17
    Typo? by kelli2172004-04-22 11:37:38
  C=64 and a 1530 datasette. by YakkoWarner2004-04-22 11:06:30
  C128D by AOK2004-04-22 10:53:42
  Amiga 1000 w/Workbench 1.0 by leistico2004-04-22 10:23:01
  Atari 520STFM, shared between my siblings. by wheresthefish2004-04-22 10:20:13
  ZX81 (n/t) by Stormkitten2004-04-22 09:42:18
  Shameless diary plug: by kelli2172004-04-22 09:29:39
  Amstrad 6128 by Costas2004-04-22 09:23:25
  HP150 by tskelton2004-04-22 09:20:29
  BBC B issue 1. by AndyA2004-04-22 08:57:46
  Commodore 64 SX! by nate_t_g2004-04-22 08:43:22
    Commodore 64 SX! by AOK2004-04-22 10:38:35
      Hmm... by nate_t_g2004-04-22 14:18:01
    You could've had a 1670. by kelli2172004-04-22 09:24:11
      We got our modem, used, from... by nate_t_g2004-04-22 09:42:04
  8080 breadboard by rgusek2004-04-22 08:31:55
  a terminal connected to a Digital VaxVMS. by dimwit flathead2004-04-22 08:28:55
  OSI C4P by bobmon2004-04-22 08:18:29
  An XT. by Khaar2004-04-22 08:08:22
  BBC B by Tomo2004-04-22 07:51:03
  TI-99/4A by HeyRef2004-04-22 07:48:11
    Thirded. by lonegunman2004-04-22 11:46:14
    Same here, I still have it down in the basement. by techi8702004-04-22 07:51:56
  Atari 800 baby! by dros422004-04-22 07:37:20
    At least you had the one with the decent keyboard. (n/t) by kelli2172004-04-22 07:38:12
      I had an Atari 400 too wheee n/t by dros422004-04-22 07:46:45
        Oh so you had the crappy keyboard too. :) (n/t) by kelli2172004-04-22 07:51:41
          Kelli do you live on the east coast of the US? by dros422004-04-22 08:30:18
            Nashville, TN (n/t) by kelli2172004-04-22 09:17:12
  Spectravideo 318 w/MSX adapter by anders_holm_ie2004-04-22 07:35:59
  Commodore 64 by Bellator2004-04-22 07:34:59
    We had to get a second one, too. by Spud312004-04-22 07:40:58
  Commodore 64 (n/t) by Spud312004-04-22 07:31:56
  TRS-80 by bmwolf2004-04-22 07:30:14
  Apple IIe by Number_Six2004-04-22 07:29:31
    Me too, with dual floppies. by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 07:32:46
      Dual floppies--that sounds like a boob nickname by crash_2004-04-22 10:09:17
      Speaking of HD... by Number_Six2004-04-22 07:45:48
        Loves IDE drives, I do. I remember the old by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 07:51:31
          Sounds like my "truck" by Number_Six2004-04-22 08:23:00
  1976 GenRad FutureData Development system by Slamlander2004-04-22 07:28:05
    Wow! 64K in 1976? by kelli2172004-04-22 07:34:17
      It was a development system by Slamlander2004-04-22 07:54:48
        Was it yours or a companies? (n/t) by version0.12004-04-22 07:56:03
          Mine, I bought it from a client by Slamlander2004-04-22 08:01:04
            BTW, I traded it for my first wife by Slamlander2004-04-22 08:50:51
              I bought my Apple ][ + just before the wedding by version0.12004-04-22 09:06:46
                :) Glad to hear it. by Slamlander2004-04-22 09:51:00
  Sharp EL-5400 by Control2004-04-22 07:27:43
    Oh, forgot to add linkage by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Compaq 486 by crash_2004-04-22 07:24:14
  Amiga 500 by Spiff2004-04-22 07:22:47
  C-64 with a... by nelzie2004-04-22 07:20:32
    Never heard of a 1641. by kelli2172004-04-22 07:36:35
      Heheh... Yep! (n/t) by nelzie2004-04-22 07:57:29
  Commodore VC20 by chrisP2004-04-22 07:14:46
    *sighs with nostalgia* by Arcanum2004-04-22 07:22:14
      Uh ... PacMan :) by chrisP2004-04-22 07:40:26
        Easier: Get VICE. by kelli2172006-11-19 12:55:59
          But ... but ... but ... by chrisP2004-04-22 08:14:56
            Then mini-itx.com is your friend... by kelli2172006-11-19 12:55:59
              Cool. by chrisP2004-04-22 09:46:25
  286 machine by Farmer2004-04-22 07:14:03
  I don't know what the first computer I used was by Pic2004-04-22 07:13:32
    MSDOS 6/Win 3.11 on a 486 by pas512004-04-22 07:19:25
      Too fast I reckon by Pic2004-04-22 07:37:36
  Pickett 4-ES Vectorlogt Sliderule by version0.12004-04-22 07:11:41
    I still have my Pickett as well. by Slamlander2004-04-22 07:29:17
  Apple ][ + by Illiad2004-04-22 07:08:28
    OOOoo! You had the 16K expansion card! by ChuckAB2004-04-22 07:45:06
  Spectum 48K, but... by defiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ooh Odyssey, now that brings back memories (n/t) by funtime2004-04-22 15:32:11
  First computer: by McNutcase2004-04-22 07:05:22
  comodore 64 by evilsysadmin2004-04-22 07:01:39
    Same here., except by murphy2004-04-22 07:18:40
  my first was a Pentium 133 (about that) by chaotic2004-04-22 07:00:58
    I could get an old commodore from a friend by chaotic2004-04-22 07:42:36
      Get it if it's free. by kelli2172004-04-22 07:50:57
        When I see him next time, I'll ask him by chaotic2004-04-23 00:19:59
  9 1/2" disks... by rocket_rose2004-04-22 07:00:16
    Well, there are a few. by kelli2172004-04-22 07:15:09
  Timex Sinclair T-1000 (n/t) by DesertRat662004-04-22 06:59:07
    Same for me. by JillSwift2004-04-22 07:45:12
      Well, 16MB, no wonder! by kelli2172004-04-22 11:17:47
        *smack of the forehead* by JillSwift2004-04-22 12:27:20
    Ditto that, I think. by Ravenlock2004-04-22 07:04:18
      yup (n/t) by DesertRat662004-04-22 07:06:49
  I always wanted a 64 by ProfLarry2004-04-22 06:56:30
  My first computer was a TRS-80. by silvermoon822004-04-22 06:55:03
ATTN: Kickstart... by Naruki2004-04-22 06:48:53
  What can I say? by Kickstart2004-04-22 09:41:26
    He he he. by Naruki2004-04-22 09:48:40
Creepy UF Look-alike... by rocket_rose2004-04-22 06:47:29
  Creepy UF Look-alike II by edwardr2004-04-22 07:25:59
    You've never met Silvermoon82... (n/t) by Myke2004-04-22 09:00:13
      Hehe. (n/t) by silvermoon822004-04-22 18:04:34
        (on the sidewalk) by Myke2004-04-22 19:18:11
UFie Idol Round 3: Coming to a close soon by lord_dolphin2004-04-22 06:45:52
  note for next ufie idol (if there is one)... by niwikki2004-04-22 14:47:37
  Letting my voice recover. by lucidpsyche2004-04-22 13:00:27
  Laryngitis by purplepineapple2004-04-22 06:56:18
Shocking News from Iraq!!!! by tajomaru2004-04-22 06:31:19
  Funny, Get Fuzzy is also doing a wonded vet story by version0.12006-11-19 12:55:59
  That was shocking. by Naruki2004-04-22 07:23:05
  Seen today's 30-year flashback? by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
Canadian Students: Wanna come to Germany? by Winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That sounds interesting by Dazed2004-04-22 10:32:18
  Maybe you should've posted... by diGriz2004-04-22 06:27:44
    But the page is in English? (n/t) by bobtail2004-04-22 06:39:30
      Maybe it checks country code or sumthin? (n/t) by Winsmith2004-04-22 07:18:19
    I thought the more intelligent ones would find the by Winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Look at the bottom of the page... ;-) (n/t) by Number_Six2004-04-22 06:29:50
Plunger coffee by purplepineapple2004-04-22 06:19:32
  Speaking of coffee by Costas2006-11-19 12:55:59
  helpful lot, arent they? :D by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "plunger coffee?" I'm not paying $3 for that! by ktownson2004-04-22 06:55:19
    If you put some details in your diary by purplepineapple2004-04-22 06:57:21
  Thanks everyone :) by purplepineapple2004-04-22 06:53:35
  they're made with espresso by kiroh2004-04-22 06:30:58
  Unless I am in need of a similar hat by DesertRat662004-04-22 06:30:36
  Nope, you cannot correctly by Patch2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Seconded: too fine grounds, and a suggestion by plblark2004-04-22 06:42:16
  A good latte... by Number_Six2004-04-22 06:28:12
  Google is your friend. by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
    *phew* by diGriz2004-04-22 06:32:24
Attn: Nelzie by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Alright, time for this thread to stop by Kickstart2004-04-22 14:27:37
    Sorry for the trouble. by Naruki2004-04-22 15:45:07
  When it comes to... by nelzie2004-04-22 07:48:18
    It has been my experience... by Ravenlock2004-04-22 07:57:40
      Well... unless someone draws... by nelzie2004-04-22 08:12:47
        Once again you are wrong. by Naruki2004-04-22 08:41:29
          Fairly certain... by nelzie2004-04-22 09:43:31
            You should stop being "fairly certain" of my by Naruki2004-04-22 09:55:01
              Goodness. by nelzie2004-04-22 10:09:37
                Nope. by Naruki2004-04-22 10:39:51
                  It seems to me that... by nelzie2004-04-22 11:17:33
                    You got some things right. by Naruki2004-04-22 11:51:50
                      Not pathetic at all. by nelzie2004-04-22 12:59:04
          I'm a little confused... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Oh... by nelzie2004-04-22 09:46:49
              Ah. Well, in that case, by Ravenlock2004-04-22 10:12:58
                Well, I was told once... by nelzie2004-04-22 10:23:33
                  You misunderstood. by Naruki2004-04-22 10:47:19
                    People see what they want... by nelzie2004-04-22 11:31:21
                      If malice was not deliberately intended... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        Having played... by nelzie2004-04-22 12:42:20
                          Do you know the meaning of the term Butt Out? by Naruki2004-04-22 13:30:30
                            If you ask... by nelzie2004-04-23 05:21:03
            Beats me. by Naruki2004-04-22 09:14:58
  To the mods: by Adiplomat2004-04-22 06:24:20
    While it is not good to carry an argument by Spiff2004-04-22 07:34:49
      *Nod* That was my reason for posting - by Ravenlock2004-04-22 07:44:26
    A fight? by nelzie2004-04-22 07:32:48
    You can puncture me anytime, baby. by Naruki2004-04-22 06:47:50
    Agreed, and not taken amiss. by Ravenlock2004-04-22 06:37:21
      BTW, thanks. by Ravenlock2004-04-22 06:44:56
    Adiplomat: You have mail (n/t) by Slamlander2004-04-22 06:27:14
      Thanks, Slamlander. (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-04-22 09:33:29
      First an apology and then a clarification by cristobal2004-04-22 07:07:22
        Consider the hatchet buried. by Slamlander2004-04-22 07:38:58
          Understood and thanks (n/t) by cristobal2004-04-22 07:41:42
  You won some? by Naruki2004-04-22 06:23:55
Attn: Dallas/Fort Worth area UFies by Adiplomat2004-04-22 06:02:56
JobCenter Daily reminder post! by Adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-04-22 05:53:04
How stupid do you have to be by P.Buttercup2004-04-22 05:05:36
  Mods! Spam on the board!! (A joke :) (n/t) by PJM2004-04-22 11:32:18
  Are you fencing chick? by Naruki2004-04-22 11:31:03
    yeah I am... :-( by P.Buttercup2004-04-22 11:50:07
      Heh. by Naruki2004-04-22 12:24:44
        *shrug* it all goes into my junk mail and by P.Buttercup2004-04-22 12:59:03
  I've seen those, more cleverly-crafted. by YakkoWarner2004-04-22 10:56:16
  Was yesterday "spam for morons" day? by UFJeff2004-04-22 06:53:33
  When I see spam like this I always go to the link by Scirocco2004-04-22 05:55:27
    you mean I shouldn't have by whythen2004-04-22 06:34:22
  Here's what I would do by Gorgar2004-04-22 05:20:37
    I would but I already deleted it, but by P.Buttercup2004-04-22 05:24:03
      You could copy-n-paste by Gorgar2004-04-22 06:33:15
        or you could forward the mail you sent to Citibank by chaotic2004-04-22 07:06:36
        True.... guess I'm still not awake yet. (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-04-22 07:01:29
  Enough people would... by diGriz2004-04-22 05:15:34
    What gets me is the return by P.Buttercup2004-04-22 05:22:43
      The problem with that is alot of programs by shorty822004-04-22 11:16:27
  obviously even ;-) (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-04-22 05:08:54
Double standards by Voltigeur2004-04-22 04:09:38
  I'd just like to point out, by friekatoni2004-04-22 09:52:46
  Hypocritical.... by anders_holm_ie2004-04-22 07:41:06
    Voltigeur is in the UK, IIRC (n/t) by Spiff2004-04-22 07:44:50
  Did anyone see this? by TechisSO2004-04-22 05:48:22
    there is complete police footage by DragonLady2004-04-22 06:07:09
    yahoo.de says by Farmer2004-04-22 05:51:46
  "Posh trollop"! That's HILARIOUS! by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 05:22:39
    Happy to oblige :o) by Voltigeur2004-04-22 05:27:12
      People over here believe that the entire UK by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 05:35:20
        Something like that! by Voltigeur2004-04-22 05:38:08
  Indeed? by Farmer2004-04-22 05:02:57
    Well... by Voltigeur2004-04-22 05:19:44
      So what? by Farmer2004-04-22 05:30:36
        Sure they do! by Voltigeur2004-04-22 05:35:32
          I would be unimpressed by that by TheGM2004-04-22 06:24:39
          In the UK? Maybe(!) not. by Farmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
    i rather think he meant it slightly else by chaotic2004-04-22 05:13:53
      If it was meant in that way, by Farmer2004-04-22 05:26:16
  DIANA is an acronym, didn't you know? by EvilPhish2004-04-22 04:46:31
    acronymfinder.com says it stands for by chaotic2004-04-22 04:59:38
  perhaps it's because by chaotic2004-04-22 04:24:41
    Nah, it's the British sheeple doing what... by Voltigeur2004-04-22 04:38:52
      yeah, get rid of 'The Sun's readership, anyway! by TKirk2004-04-22 04:53:32
        Fortunately by Didactylos2004-04-22 05:15:11
  JFK was some time ago. by pas512004-04-22 04:13:43
    oh, and by pas512004-04-22 04:21:45
      now i'm hearing you on FM with that one! (n/t) by Voltigeur2004-04-22 04:22:43
    What does time have to do with it? by Voltigeur2004-04-22 04:21:18
I've just found a reason not to get a bluetooth by Spisefisken2004-04-22 03:55:16
  Didn't think you could do that w/o "pairing" by YakkoWarner2004-04-22 10:46:35
    It's due to a few bugs in Nokia firmware by Tomo2004-04-22 10:56:30
      Sony-Ericsson T610 here. by YakkoWarner2004-04-22 11:10:39
  mmm.... redfang.... (n/t) by Myke2004-04-22 07:31:47
  with a good mobilephone, you can switch off by chaotic2004-04-22 04:20:59
    The other reason to turn it of when you're not by ChuckAB2004-04-22 06:25:50
      Hear, Hear! (n/t) by bobtail2004-04-22 06:53:32
    If that fails by pas512004-04-22 04:25:21
      don't know that exactly, by chaotic2004-04-22 04:29:29
  Not really a problem by beget2004-04-22 04:16:44
    How about encrypted protocols? by fudje2004-04-22 04:22:39
      basically no.. by beget2004-04-22 04:26:22
  happens already by stacato2004-04-22 04:01:29
    It's bluesnarfing that worries me. by McNutcase2004-04-22 04:12:52
      IIRC It's called "Bluejacking" (n/t) by nevdull2004-04-22 06:10:10
        The Times calls it bluesnarfing... (n/t) by McNutcase2004-04-22 06:54:26
          BlueFNORD! (n/t) by fudje2004-04-22 09:24:59
      i know by stacato2004-04-22 04:37:49
        It's not YOU I'm worried about. by McNutcase2004-04-22 04:41:54
          you got some dirty pics to hide dontcha ;) by stacato2004-04-22 04:46:11
            Why are you surprised? by Tomo2004-04-22 05:16:45
              well i would have thought that atleast by stacato2004-04-22 05:39:59
USians please explain? by DragonLady2004-04-22 03:42:01
  Slamlander and SaleGamine explained this a while by DesertRat662004-04-22 06:24:04
    It's not only the hoops. by SaleGamine2004-04-22 12:19:35
  uh... we can put in an absentee vote by DaNutBall2004-04-22 05:31:44
  Goord morrow DL by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You can vote if you are overseas by crash_2004-04-22 04:17:08
    Even if you have changed residence, you can vote. by mortaine2004-04-22 10:43:21
    I did think that was the case :) by DragonLady2004-04-22 04:36:22
      Dual residency is easy to understand by crash_2004-04-22 05:43:30
        Cool, so that means I can vote too?? by vetitice2004-04-22 09:49:45
          Hey I'm there! by crash_2004-04-22 10:15:06
            Well, I doubt I'll be here in 8 years. by vetitice2004-04-22 11:30:58
      Dual citizenship also happens by Slamlander2004-04-22 05:17:42
        More a don't ask don't tell. by vetitice2004-04-22 09:32:36
  Compulsory voting? by Dazed2004-04-22 04:06:20
    A corresponding question! Are Homeless people by Dazed2004-04-22 11:03:55
    On the contrary. by Naruki2004-04-22 06:38:18
      I can appreciate your logic by Slamlander2004-04-22 07:17:53
        If you kill the electoral college by hyzenthlay2004-04-22 07:39:23
          Nope. by Naruki2004-04-22 07:40:38
            Never? by thewrongcrowd2004-04-22 09:10:39
              He he he. by Naruki2004-04-22 09:19:28
                How about a 12-year-old with an abacus? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 09:22:18
        I don't think we'd ever get it, but... by Naruki2004-04-22 07:30:39
          Point 5 has no flaws ;) by Slamlander2004-04-22 07:46:48
            I disagree. by Naruki2004-04-22 08:43:06
              Then what's the alterbnative? by Slamlander2004-04-22 09:08:06
                And yet, that's the only fair thing. by Naruki2004-04-22 09:25:31
                  It doesn't scale by Slamlander2004-04-22 10:18:59
                    If you mean 25% of the U.S. electoral vote, by mew_at_heart2004-04-22 14:40:37
    uninformed? with all the discussion that goes on? by DragonLady2004-04-22 04:14:09
      Quick Clarifications: by Dazed2004-04-22 10:53:27
      Unfortunately, it is the state of things here in by talon07202004-04-22 06:31:45
        and that includes the teacher that by Slamlander2004-04-22 06:38:00
      The DragonLady has spoken! by crash_2004-04-22 05:35:20
        Government required in high school? by BloodyViking2004-04-22 08:23:30
          If you gone through an American school system by Slamlander2004-04-22 08:42:14
            Please stop claiming this. by Ravenlock2004-04-22 09:01:20
              I forgot. by Slamlander2004-04-22 10:44:54
            Nope. by BloodyViking2004-04-22 08:54:05
              You are starting to sound like a politician by cristobal2004-04-22 08:59:58
            And then one semester in college by P.Buttercup2004-04-22 08:44:38
              That isn't a requirement everywhere. by BloodyViking2004-04-22 09:04:54
                I didn't think it was. by P.Buttercup2004-04-22 10:13:00
        Responsibilities by purplepineapple2004-04-22 06:48:00
          Funny how things change ... by cristobal2004-04-22 07:11:42
            har ;) (n/t) by purplepineapple2004-04-22 07:52:38
        I, for one, can't really blame them. by Naruki2004-04-22 06:34:14
          Somebody has got to do it though by crash_2004-04-22 07:17:09
            As I indicated in other places... by Naruki2004-04-22 07:38:42
              There was a push to give DL's to illegals here by crash_2004-04-22 08:08:31
                My SO got summoned to jury duty. by Naruki2004-04-22 08:47:47
              I like the idea of dragooning jurors off the by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 07:49:40
                Jury of your peers? by Slamlander2004-04-22 08:06:58
                  Me too. I'd want a few vampires on a jury. by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 08:47:04
                    But the US Constitution guarantees it. (n/t) by Slamlander2004-04-22 10:41:56
                      I think it might depend on the definition of the by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 11:18:42
                        I think it was meant to mean by hyzenthlay2004-04-22 12:28:45
                        Never mind that 6 out of 10 by amanita2004-04-22 12:22:13
                          Have you seen 12 Angry Men? by cristobal2004-04-22 12:38:36
                            Yes, but it's been by amanita2004-04-22 13:05:32
                        That's risky though. by thewrongcrowd2004-04-22 11:34:44
            Co-worker got called by hyzenthlay2004-04-22 07:34:15
              That's ridiculous. by pas512004-04-22 07:40:19
                I disagree. by thewrongcrowd2004-04-22 09:53:35
                It's that last one that cause the problem by hyzenthlay2004-04-22 07:46:34
                  If you're under 18 or have a conviction, by pas512004-04-22 07:51:52
                    You contradicted yourself by hyzenthlay2004-04-22 07:57:06
                      changed my mind. by pas512004-04-22 08:07:41
                        And the Internet sees another first! by mortaine2004-04-22 10:46:04
          Who doesn't try to avoid jury duty? by nin_man2004-04-22 06:43:31
            I don't. by mortaine2004-04-22 10:35:26
              Yeah, how does that work? by amanita2004-04-22 12:10:02
                I don't know by mortaine2004-04-22 13:52:21
            Get the pink one from the Chappelle Show. by Naruki2004-04-22 06:51:29
Searching for a Jukebox-Linux! by Apfel2004-04-22 03:34:48
  This looks interesting! by Apfel2006-11-19 12:55:59
    yes, freevo is good by stacato2004-04-22 04:39:04
      Well I kinda like the idea to be able to do more.. by Apfel2004-04-22 05:02:51
  yes there is by stacato2004-04-22 04:00:05
  On a related note, by silvermoon822004-04-22 03:53:06
    You really need a Pentium by fx2004-04-22 06:06:51
    Hm, guess a CLI based system... by Apfel2004-04-22 05:18:38
Good free versions of linux by McGowan2004-04-22 03:12:09
  check gentoo ppc (n/t) by stacato2004-04-22 03:29:39
  Debian PPC. by McNutcase2004-04-22 03:13:16
    I'm thinking of switching to Debian by skeptic2004-04-22 04:22:44
      Sid is "unstable". by McNutcase2004-04-22 04:32:45
        Isn't the stable called "Woody"? by skeptic2004-04-22 04:47:18
          Debian releases 101 by Thurog2006-11-19 12:55:59
          oops! Yup, I got it wrong.. by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Yeah, I'm sure they explain it very well. by skeptic2004-04-22 05:07:25
    Cool, thanks. (n/t) by McGowan2004-04-22 03:15:07
WoooHooo IT WORKED!` by McGowan2004-04-22 03:07:46
  Last time I had red bull.. by xenode2004-04-22 07:10:32
    i refuse by Nightwind2004-04-22 08:45:49
Speaking of browsers by Spisefisken2004-04-22 03:06:49
  Sure! by vetitice2004-04-22 09:34:28
  *LART* by McGowan2004-04-22 03:08:24
    Ouch by Spisefisken2004-04-22 03:13:25
      You also forgot by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
      :P (n/t) by McGowan2004-04-22 03:14:35
Yeah! Sock it to Mozilla! by Glum_Reaper2004-04-22 02:52:42
  Lynx is fine by xenode2004-04-22 07:12:59
    I tended to use lynx... by McNutcase2004-04-22 07:19:50
  HEY! Don't harp on Lynx. by freon2004-04-22 04:24:11
    no strange scripts that could do anything by chaotic2004-04-22 04:56:53
      Heh. You'd have a real problem with my new project by skeptic2004-04-22 05:02:43
        I don't know anything about your new project by chaotic2004-04-22 06:35:54
          Well, it's in development. by skeptic2004-04-22 11:49:27
Anyone here who uses Oracle Financials? by klaranth2004-04-22 02:45:38
Oh, my nerves... by Khaar2004-04-22 02:39:51
  {{{Khaar}}} I hope everything else works today (n/ (n/t) by chaotic2004-04-22 03:06:09
  {{{Khaar}}} by SaleGamine2004-04-22 02:44:32
Could someone please tell me... by Farmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Egads? (n/t) by klaranth2004-04-22 02:31:21
Is he going to mock firefox, Opera and the rest by Spisefisken2004-04-22 02:03:15
  I'd like to see him mock iCab. by skeptic2004-04-22 02:16:37
    How about Contiki? by NorthernCoder2006-11-19 12:55:59
      or lynx? by chaotic2004-04-22 03:11:39
        why bother..? by Hemulen2004-04-22 03:25:13
          I just really fail to see the point of lynx... by Lews_Therin_T2004-04-22 12:35:14
            It's a system-saver. by McNutcase2004-04-22 14:21:07
          Or barreling shoots in a fishery. (n/t) by kelli2172004-04-22 06:40:54
SETI@Ufie by Afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
Lions, tigers, vultures!!!! I work with animals... by Electric Storm2004-04-22 01:53:20
  **whimper** any Cisco routers? I'm doing my CCNA.. (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-04-22 20:12:04
  Actually it sounds more like hyenas or ... by ChuckAB2004-04-22 07:56:47
    DIE!!! (n/t) by mwq2004-04-23 00:26:35
Attn: diGriz by dagna2004-04-22 01:50:31
  I posted a brief summary... by diGriz2004-04-22 02:01:42
Are we going to see Illiad at ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What about the... by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    What about it? (n/t) by klaranth2004-04-22 01:43:16
      he wants to know if we will see Illiad there by stacato2004-04-22 01:55:46
        I assure you there is no need for Wiener Schnitzel by UnFair2004-04-22 03:58:59
        You WHAT? by saminz2004-04-22 02:13:15
          no no ... i did not feed the great one anything by stacato2004-04-22 02:18:10
            Thanks! by saminz2004-04-22 02:22:09
        If he'll appear... by diGriz2004-04-22 02:03:38
        So why ask me? :) And stop smacking me ... by klaranth2004-04-22 02:00:06
          good luck on the job interview :) (n/t) by stacato2004-04-22 02:02:51
            Tx :) (n/t) by klaranth2004-04-22 02:29:59
              /ctcp klaranth smack by stacato2004-04-22 02:38:39
      *sigh* Will Illiad be there? (n/t) by diGriz2004-04-22 01:54:52
Attn: romandas, stacato, pic, ironblood & Xeno ... by Electric Storm2004-04-22 01:36:53
  coolios. all romandas and i need to know now by stacato2004-04-22 05:38:17
    We'll ee... by Electric Storm2004-04-22 12:04:53
  Thanks! by ironblood2004-04-22 01:59:18
    Not a prob dude! by Electric Storm2004-04-22 02:06:24
      I'm not surprised they'd rather destroy drives, by ironblood2004-04-22 02:31:16
      They're probably right in doing that by Spiff2004-04-22 02:24:04
        Na.... just do what my co did and let employees .. by Electric Storm2004-04-22 03:05:00
Folding@Home : Team Ufie stats by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
  projected team rank on July 1st by goodyca2004-04-22 04:38:44
Wanted: advice on free voice chat software by McNutcase2004-04-22 01:28:20
  Teamspeak ... i even host a server by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
    How easy is privacy? by McNutcase2004-04-22 02:09:42
      easy by stacato2004-04-22 02:14:42
  Yahoo Messenger (n/t) by Slamlander2004-04-22 02:01:53
    *another* IM program... by McNutcase2004-04-22 02:12:07
      Gaim? by purplepineapple2004-04-22 07:01:00
        I'd have to get a webcam... by McNutcase2004-04-22 07:07:06
          Obviously you can chat without cams ;) (n/t) by purplepineapple2004-04-22 08:13:54
            True :) by McNutcase2004-04-22 08:48:00
  MS netmeeting by binabik2004-04-22 01:38:16
    is it installed by default... by McNutcase2004-04-22 01:41:26
      Could be. by Spiff2004-04-22 02:29:30
ATTN: Divinar2 (re: recent Windows problems) by nate_t_g2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thanks - It wsa the problem by divinar22004-04-22 11:15:52
    Hmmm... that is quite interesting... by nate_t_g2004-04-22 14:36:34
Update on the basement flood by stacato2004-04-22 00:56:04
  Do you think you will be able to get a whole by Naruki2004-04-22 06:43:17
  Looks like it's time to move around some equipment by ErniePi2004-04-22 02:28:03
    hehehe ... by stacato2004-04-22 02:37:57
      Shouldn't be to hard to find ... by chrisP2004-04-22 03:22:08
        zat iz very true by stacato2004-04-22 05:41:44
  We had a flood once.... by challinor2004-04-22 01:09:07
    Why "anyone remember AS/400"? I'm working at one! by UnFair2004-04-22 03:34:15
      Ours is finally getting replaced by DesertRat662004-04-22 06:46:52
UF NetHack Server by nethack2006-11-19 12:55:59
Language drift by Slamlander2004-04-22 00:49:10
  Geek? (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-04-22 01:30:53
  Slacker :P (n/t) by Frogboy2004-04-22 00:52:54
    There are other hackers too by scissors2004-04-22 01:44:50
    My daughter tells me by Slamlander2004-04-22 00:55:51
      It has two meanings by oot2004-04-22 18:04:17
        I had 1 in mind because I was feeling evil. by Frogboy2004-04-22 18:40:46
How do I install flash for PPC Linux? by dodrian2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There is no Flash for PPC by skeptic2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nope, sorry... by Anonymous Freak2006-11-19 12:55:59
    bah by dodrian2004-04-22 01:05:17
Stupid admissions thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I own Kittie's first album. by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 11:05:54
    Spot The Present Tense!™ by nin_man2004-04-22 11:57:49
      Well I'd feel bad throwing out a CD. by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 11:59:06
        You've got a microwave. by nin_man2004-04-22 12:13:41
  I owned this one: by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
    And I bet by thewrongcrowd2004-04-22 09:27:17
      don't forget... by niwikki2004-04-22 10:35:00
        That's exactly what I said when it happened by Kickstart2004-04-22 10:57:01
  In a moment of weakness... by xenode2004-04-22 07:16:05
  This week... by defiler2004-04-22 06:54:47
  Oh, Kicky, you're so fine... by kelli2172004-04-22 06:45:32
  The first Album I owned... by kambrose2004-04-22 06:27:28
  I once ran a BBS... by Ravenlock2004-04-22 06:27:00
  I spent days trying to get Slackware by Egaeus2004-04-22 04:46:35
    I spend days trying to get KDE by xenode2004-04-22 07:18:00
  This disproves the old adage by binkley2004-04-22 03:55:30
    what means speedchless? is there a "d" too much?:) (n/t) by chaotic2004-04-22 04:40:56
  Is this a remake of our fleas by Spisefisken2004-04-22 03:42:57
  Wow, you LISTEN to a jpg ? by scissors2004-04-22 02:37:52
    who said listen? by niwikki2004-04-22 10:37:49
  I used to love Air Supply (n/t) by skeptic2004-04-22 01:49:41
  I used to yearn for a computer running Windows. by McNutcase2004-04-22 01:30:48
    don't worry by chaotic2004-04-22 02:46:36
      This thread has been hijacked - FIRST COMPUTER by ChuckAB2004-04-22 06:15:14
        First was a Sinclair Spectrum 48K... by defiler2004-04-22 06:51:23
      HA! I can top that. by talon07202004-04-22 06:11:54
        I used to maintain WANG 8086's and the by ChuckAB2004-04-22 06:18:29
          Built like tanks my gluteous, like bunkers. by talon07202004-04-22 06:53:29
            Sounds like my good camera. by McNutcase2004-04-22 06:57:47
  I know ALL the words to David Essex: Hold me Close by jeff_uk2004-04-22 01:23:03
  I don't need to say anything. by lucidpsyche2006-11-19 12:55:59
PALM OS gadgeteers unite ... by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
The UF Bi-Monthly photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Connection to image is refused ... (n/t) by klaranth2004-04-22 02:01:20
    We've UFie'd the site! (n/t) by Village Idiot2004-04-22 08:52:13
  Anyone else thinking Bi-Mon-Pho-Schlo-Con? (n/t) by imperito2004-04-22 00:32:32
Weird keyboard problem: by lucidpsyche2004-04-22 00:28:17
  Find NumLock key by Slamlander2004-04-22 00:32:59
    Got it. by lucidpsyche2004-04-22 00:35:39
      As with my laptop by Slamlander2004-04-22 00:36:57
  Looks like the num lock is on (n/t) by MrTrick2004-04-22 00:31:05
    and as well... by MrTrick2004-04-22 00:32:17
      Haha, I feel stupid now. :-P by lucidpsyche2004-04-22 00:34:20
        That's ok... by MrTrick2004-04-22 00:35:50
          Bread crumbs under the keys by Slamlander2004-04-22 00:38:33
            I vacuum my keyboard from time to time. (n/t) by skeptic2004-04-22 00:41:19
Does Illiad own a real shirt? by merfax2004-04-22 00:24:54
  He owns at least one shirt. by nin_man2004-04-22 06:45:21
  Selling body parts? Makes you wonder ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
ONQ for lovers by TheRaven2004-04-22 00:19:31
  Nice by tumppu2004-04-22 04:42:01
  Brilliant. (n/t) by silvermoon822004-04-22 03:47:46
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-04-22 00:10:02
  Pamplanous by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 00:19:39
    Cuft by imperito2004-04-22 00:31:17
      Grifflerate by JillSwift2004-04-22 00:48:57
        aphrushometer by pas512004-04-22 03:07:42
          reviscerate by TheGM2004-04-22 05:22:26
            Ziplontical by BaruMonkey2004-04-22 06:03:50
              Grammalicious by Dubius2004-04-22 07:28:18
            ziplontical by fx2004-04-22 06:03:44
              Inghvriksthent by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Blastrolific by pas512004-04-22 07:35:40
                  Evadolific by BaruMonkey2004-04-22 07:53:33
                    Flamtastic by Dubius2006-11-19 12:55:59
On the subject of Angel... by AG_wyvern2004-04-22 00:07:53
  **may have spoilers** I have to admit, I've only by Dazed2004-04-22 01:31:13
    thanks for spoiling :) by ranja2004-04-22 04:19:57
      But but but ... I said spoilers by Dazed2004-04-22 14:31:25
    Gah! She's back? by Dazed2004-04-22 01:40:34
      Spoiler by Ston2004-04-22 08:02:33
  no by imperito2004-04-22 00:25:55
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Being at a Hollywood party/function... by esbita2004-04-22 18:29:43
  I really don't know. by JPaganel2004-04-22 11:17:18
  Right where I am... by Spud312004-04-22 11:11:56
  no internet by Reddy2004-04-22 09:08:00
  Let's see: Banjos, fishhooks, airports... by kambrose2004-04-22 08:06:58
  Working closer to my boss... by defiler2004-04-22 07:02:38
  a back street boys concert (n/t) by firering2004-04-22 06:23:51
  Torture: Children 'singing' (n/t) by cyrek2004-04-22 05:49:44
  $deity's punishment for me would be to have me by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 05:30:31
    *sings* "It's a small world after all..." by esbita2004-04-22 18:40:08
    You left out by BloodyViking2004-04-22 08:20:19
      Those horrors were encapsulated in the whole by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 08:56:28
        You missed that it would need to be a CHRISTIAN by Adiplomat2004-04-22 09:38:31
          That would be worse, but I don't like Pagan kids by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 10:01:20
  Sysadmin to hell: by Voltigeur2004-04-22 03:54:46
    you will never go to hell, as you are by chaotic2004-04-22 04:44:54
  Having to deal with.. by Tourne2004-04-22 03:48:45
  Tough one..given my current situation by romandas2004-04-22 03:17:20
  "It has come to our attention by pas512004-04-22 03:03:52
    Indeed that would suck. by freon2004-04-22 04:27:50
  People with REALLY annoying voices by jeff_uk2004-04-22 01:33:51
  I'll be at the Eminem Tribute Concert. by LooseChanj2004-04-22 01:30:23
  Put me in the company of... by saminz2004-04-22 01:17:01
    Same with me... by diGriz2004-04-22 01:21:32
      Butbutbut: by saminz2004-04-22 01:29:45
        I've met some good looking people... by diGriz2004-04-22 01:36:02
          I've met some ugly people by jeff_uk2004-04-22 02:11:50
            Yeah, think of (uk)- by saminz2004-04-22 02:19:03
              It's sad that that is associated with England... by jeff_uk2004-04-22 15:46:49
            This is what I intended to say by diGriz2004-04-22 02:16:27
          Well, "good looking" by saminz2004-04-22 01:45:45
            Even with their eyes... by diGriz2004-04-22 01:53:58
              I guess you wouldn't believe me, by saminz2004-04-22 04:45:13
                Ach... ach was... by diGriz2004-04-22 04:46:53
                  Spar Dir die Häme :-)! by saminz2004-04-22 04:49:12
                    *gacker* by diGriz2004-04-22 05:07:25
                      Na, na... by saminz2004-04-22 05:10:15
                        Das waren Tränen vom Lachen by diGriz2004-04-22 05:18:58
                          kannst du mir bitte einen Link by chaotic2004-04-22 05:33:10
                            Gips nicht Online by diGriz2004-04-22 06:10:33
                              wie groß ist das Teil? by chaotic2004-04-22 06:41:09
                                Größen by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Forcing me to use windows with a faulty keyboard by dodrian2004-04-22 01:08:05
  complete freedom to do anything I want. by McNutcase2004-04-22 01:07:49
  A pub with no beer ... by Fritriac2004-04-22 00:52:26
    Apfel should be joining you soon. by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 05:53:40
      Also a world with just... by Apfel2004-04-22 10:01:29
    Amen to that by tumppu2004-04-22 04:38:11
  Put we where all the good little christians go (n/t) by Control2004-04-22 00:47:12
    The real ones or by SaleGamine2004-04-22 01:18:47
      Seconded by diGriz2004-04-22 01:32:36
        The 'mental Klein bottle' types by Control2004-04-22 01:53:49
  Send me to heaven. (n/t) by Bellator2004-04-22 00:36:11
  making me use WinXP or ME (n/t) by TheRaven2004-04-22 00:32:21
    making me use _any_ M$ product (n/t) by maxor2004-04-22 01:07:55
      dangit ... I seem to be in hell yet :P (n/t) by chrisP2004-04-22 02:06:33
    ...or making you double post :-) (n/t) by diGriz2004-04-22 00:39:13
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-04-22 15:31:36
    Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2004-04-22 15:31:48
  I think there was a similar question in the past. by skeptic2004-04-22 00:29:18
    I think anything being tortured would be hell. (n/ (n/t) by dodrian2004-04-22 01:09:02
      Nope, I'd relish seeing some deserving bastidges by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 05:50:54
  I'm sure there's a Garcin and Estelle... by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-22 00:27:42
  Rap Music. (n/t) by KryNx2004-04-22 00:12:54
  Listening to Banjo and saxofon music by Spisefisken2004-04-22 00:11:40
  I think that the worst is what My ex-wife by hieraco2004-04-22 00:10:45
    I'll agree with that by McGowan2004-04-22 03:02:05
    If she's in violation by Slamlander2004-04-22 01:02:57
  There are so many, but this one is nasty... by AG_wyvern2004-04-22 00:06:37
  I don't believe in Hell by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 00:06:27
    But does Hell believe in YOU? (n/t) by pas512004-04-22 01:44:13
    I doesn't matter what YOU believe. by jeff_uk2004-04-22 01:32:22
    Question isn't what you believe, it's an IF Q. (n/ (n/t) by hieraco2004-04-22 00:08:55
      Yeah, but I just felt compelled to express it (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 00:09:45
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Huge complaint of the highest order... by hellahulla2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *catches frisbee* by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *catches frisbee**throws frisbee to trivia thread* (n/t) by plblark2004-04-22 07:47:56
  Ow. Anadin ultra please. by treehugger2004-04-22 02:13:51
    Unfortunatly not what you think. by SaleGamine2004-04-22 02:30:26
      {{{SaleGamine & Slamlander}}} by treehugger2004-04-22 02:35:47
        *hugs quad* by SaleGamine2004-04-22 02:42:25
          Best wishes for a great lunch then. by treehugger2004-04-22 02:45:50
            Thanks luv. by SaleGamine2004-04-22 02:47:32
  bounces in in a good mood... by gibbo_monster2004-04-22 02:13:10
    People are ok I think by SaleGamine2004-04-22 02:28:56
      Thanks. by gibbo_monster2004-04-22 02:34:09
        {{{gibbo_monster}}} by SaleGamine2004-04-22 02:43:20
  Hello! by chrisP2004-04-22 01:40:25
    *comforts* by SaleGamine2004-04-22 01:44:59
      Indeed they are ... by chrisP2004-04-22 01:55:03
        A good idea. by SaleGamine2004-04-22 02:45:28
  Back at my desk by Erwin Blonk2004-04-22 01:23:58
    *Serves black as sin* by SaleGamine2004-04-22 01:44:02
      Yes by Erwin Blonk2004-04-22 02:05:13
        That's the nice thing of having been away. by SaleGamine2004-04-22 02:46:39
  Morning sleepy! %-+ poor dear! by Electric Storm2004-04-22 01:20:03
    It taste wonderfully artificial by SaleGamine2004-04-22 01:43:22
      *sends some energy* by Electric Storm2004-04-22 01:59:29
        Yep, and "keep on truckin'" by Slamlander2004-04-22 02:00:56
          Yep! :) Another good one... (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-04-22 02:07:28
  Goodmorning by noos2004-04-22 01:12:55
    Interesting meetings? by SaleGamine2004-04-22 01:15:42
      I saw some nice sales tactics by noos2004-04-22 01:41:16
        Ok, I can understand the socializing aspect by SaleGamine2004-04-22 01:47:17
          I was warned about the salespitch by noos2004-04-22 01:57:30
  Good morning! I hope BAS helps by chaotic2004-04-22 00:59:24
    Good, good! by SaleGamine2004-04-22 01:08:59
      I hope you will be awake soon :) by chaotic2004-04-22 01:24:25
        So do I. by SaleGamine2004-04-22 01:45:34
          {{{SaleGamine}}} hope you can sleep soon and well (n/t) by chaotic2004-04-22 02:22:23
            It's only 11:30 here by SaleGamine2004-04-22 02:31:21
              I understand your problem very well by chaotic2004-04-22 03:01:00
                Yes they are by SaleGamine2004-04-22 04:27:52
  G'morning from 50.5830°N, 8.5330°E by Fritriac2004-04-22 00:43:04
    *Serves BAS* by SaleGamine2004-04-22 01:08:12
  {{{SaleGamine}}} Howdy, What do you have by hieraco2004-04-22 00:32:06
    How 'bout a bottle of "peace of mind"? by Slamlander2004-04-22 01:07:39
      That sounds like a good start by hieraco2004-04-22 02:45:57
      Don't tell me, another of those strange by SaleGamine2004-04-22 01:10:16
        Actually, a SF Bay Area beer by Slamlander2004-04-22 02:04:51
    Humm, camomille, hawthorn, willowbark and rosehip by SaleGamine2004-04-22 01:06:44
  'morning all by lucidpsyche2004-04-22 00:25:17
    Coffee? by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:30:40
      No thanks. by lucidpsyche2004-04-22 00:32:11
        Actually, keyboard problem is all fixed. by lucidpsyche2004-04-22 00:37:48
          *Puts out thermos of hot chocolate* by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:56:13
  SnappingTurtle falls asleep in comfy chair by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 00:21:49
    Well you look as tired as I am. by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:23:20
      *snort* *grunt* by SnappingTurtle2004-04-22 00:25:17
        *tiptoes away* (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:52:52
  Dead Bull? by diGriz2004-04-22 00:18:03
    *Serves tea* by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:22:00
      Got a name for the tool? by diGriz2004-04-22 00:30:38
        Oracle Forms Builder (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:31:18
          I know that one by diGriz2004-04-22 00:37:41
            Yes well my previous experience with the thing by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:52:28
  BAS please by Jesus2004-04-22 00:14:44
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:19:24
  *dashes in* by syren2004-04-22 00:11:17
    *puts a hug on a rocket powered skateboard* by treehugger2004-04-22 02:20:39
    Hello by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:17:51
      Thanks love! by syren2004-04-22 00:24:17
        I'll try. (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:29:12
  *flys in without sleep* by TheRaven2004-04-22 00:10:16
    *Serves BAS and a glass of water* by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:16:41
      *hugs without a reason* by TheRaven2004-04-22 00:21:00
    What is BAS? (n/t) by hieraco2004-04-22 00:11:15
      Coffee by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:27:02
        Hmmmm maybe I'll just chew on a used coffee filter (n/t) by hieraco2004-04-22 02:47:06
      Black As Sin (n/t) by TheRaven2004-04-22 00:13:34
  <yawn> Tea? by Slamlander2004-04-22 00:06:12
    Guten Morgen! by petrus2004-04-22 00:18:12
      If that had actually happened by Slamlander2004-04-22 00:26:21
        Hey! by petrus2004-04-22 03:00:25
          He wasn't snapping at you. by SaleGamine2004-04-22 04:29:05
        I'll live love. by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:30:04
    *Brings Earl Grey* by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:16:04
      I wish you could have had more sleep by Slamlander2004-04-22 00:22:22
        Not your fault love. by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:24:30
          *tempted to go to Bern* by Slamlander2004-04-22 00:28:05
            Will I? by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:53:54
              *grin* I have my ways ;) by Slamlander2004-04-22 01:05:11
                Ohhhhh! by SaleGamine2004-04-22 01:16:17
Farewell Gypsy Rose :( (repost) by j.butterfly2004-04-22 00:01:34
  {{{jen, sasha, daniel}}} by radiowave9112004-04-22 18:22:04
  I am so sorry for you, Jen and Sieldan both by Zandermann2004-04-22 16:42:50
  {{{{Jen & Sasha}}}} by Sieldan2004-04-22 07:08:41
    hugs and cuddles by P.Buttercup2004-04-22 08:35:06
  Poor kitty! {{{j.butterfly}}} {{{Sieldan}}} by NOLAWitch2004-04-22 05:57:01
  {{{Jen, Daniel, and Sasha}}} by P.Buttercup2004-04-22 05:34:33
  {{{{{{{j.butterfly}}}}}}} {{{{{{{Sieldan}}}}}}} (n/t) by mwq2004-04-22 04:39:00
  {{{j.butterfly}}} (n/t) by perpeduumimmobl2004-04-22 02:12:10
  {{{j.butterfly}}} (n/t) by chrisP2004-04-22 01:41:42
  {{{j.butterfly}}} by McNutcase2004-04-22 01:33:22
  {{{Jen}}} by Spisefisken2004-04-22 00:46:52
  {{{j.butterfly}}} {{{Sieldan}}} (n/t) by Bellator2004-04-22 00:44:42
  A tribute by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{j.butterfly}}} {{{Daniel}}} (n/t) by shorty822004-04-22 00:14:26
    {{{shorty82}}} (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-22 00:20:15
  {{{j.butterfly}}} {{{Sieldan}}} (n/t) by Mysmask2004-04-22 00:10:11
    {{{Mysmask}}} (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-22 00:20:36
  {{{j.butterfly}}} {{{Sieldan}}} (n/t) by Nea2004-04-22 00:05:09
    {{{Nea}}} (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-22 00:20:56
  {{{j.butterfly}}} by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:05:07
    Thanks, SaleGamine. by j.butterfly2004-04-22 00:12:42
      You are welcome by SaleGamine2004-04-22 00:18:44
        I know you do... by j.butterfly2004-04-22 00:19:39
  {{{j.butterfly}}} (n/t) by count_02004-04-22 00:03:58
    {{{count 0}}} (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-22 00:21:23
  {{ j.butterfly }} (n/t) by ripley82004-04-22 00:03:19
    I've just seen the picture from yesterday's thread by ripley82004-04-22 00:12:07
      She was beautiful :) by j.butterfly2004-04-22 00:17:05
Translations by Nea2004-04-22 00:01:02
  Finnish / Suomi by afterburner2004-04-22 12:19:03
  Nederlands/Dutch by mtsinot2004-04-22 09:18:38
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-04-22 04:32:39
  German / Deutsch by Farmer2004-04-22 00:28:10
  Esperanto by goulo2004-04-22 00:27:03
  Züritüütsch by saminz2004-04-22 00:18:56
    ZT-Korrektuur: by saminz2004-04-22 01:10:01
      Oder "Schänkelchlopfer" (n/t) by Catharsis2004-04-22 02:35:38
    Chnüüschüss by diGriz2004-04-22 00:23:22
      Ja, so alaMafia ;-)! (n/t) by saminz2004-04-22 01:07:14
  Deutsch / German by UnFair2004-04-22 00:14:06
    Komisch by diGriz2004-04-22 00:21:58
      Stimmt. by UnFair2004-04-22 00:37:15
        Kneejerks... by Catharsis2004-04-22 02:44:40
          Ach Du bist das! (n/t) by petrus2004-04-22 02:47:09
            Shhh, nicht so laut... (n/t) by Catharsis2004-04-22 03:51:01
  German / Deutsch by diGriz2004-04-22 00:11:22
    Auf allgemeinen Wunsch: Korrektur by diGriz2004-04-22 00:19:59
    Knietritte?? Schenkelklopfer! (n/t) by Kiwaiti2004-04-22 00:14:18
      Sorry by diGriz2004-04-22 00:19:06
    Knietritte? by ripley82004-04-22 00:13:25
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-04-22 00:00:03
  Gerald Tarrant by DerSarek2004-04-22 00:18:14
    larry by walla2004-04-22 04:19:49
      Lava Lamp aka "Astro Lamp" by gundam_rx78nt12004-04-22 05:50:23
        Caparra by bmwolf2004-04-22 08:02:56
          Carbon by monika_krug2004-04-22 09:11:21
            Not quite by bmwolf2004-04-23 00:27:17
            Huh, I thought it was C12 and C14. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-04-22 20:48:57
            ozone by TheRaven2004-04-22 09:28:21
              Time's up by monika_krug2004-04-22 14:28:25
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Next = Pepperation H (n/t) by toxin2004-04-22 06:45:24
  Gosh! How do you come up with these color names? by shorty822004-04-22 00:03:31
    Colors don't show by chichiwawa2004-04-22 00:29:46
      in IE it's pink by chaotic2004-04-22 00:56:49
        And a rather garish pink at that (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-04-22 01:48:32
        I know ... by chichiwawa2004-04-22 01:27:48
          passable orange in Opera :) (n/t) by DragonLady2004-04-22 03:32:12
    I get this mental image of a pinata bursting by MrTrick2004-04-22 00:11:35
      Unless they're all like Ralph Wiggam by AG_wyvern2004-04-22 00:15:36
    Exactly right. by AG_wyvern2004-04-22 00:10:55

 

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