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Cartoon for Apr 17, 2004
Strip for Apr 17, 2004
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Is there an ET game on tonight? by DesertRat662004-04-18 19:29:43
almost structured poems by dennismv2004-04-17 23:24:50
  hickory dickory dock by cybergeek2004-04-17 23:46:01
    that's cool by dennismv2004-04-17 23:59:49
Sorry folks gotta go to bed by DesertRat662004-04-17 23:14:57
  G'night by oot2004-04-17 23:28:10
  'night. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-04-17 23:19:12
  I must try to sleep also. by Adiplomat2004-04-17 23:18:46
  I want to go to bed too but I also want to see the by techi8702004-04-17 23:18:30
  Good Night DR66! (n/t) by shorty822004-04-17 23:16:38
someone else with gentoo on around? by Celticess2004-04-17 23:14:25
  cvs-src (n/t) by imperito2004-04-17 23:16:04
    ty (n/t) by Celticess2004-04-17 23:20:56
More drink needed... by LthrOttr2004-04-17 22:38:33
  Damn! Bad day for UFies! by Adiplomat2004-04-17 23:15:09
    {{{Adiplomat}}} {{{other UFies having a bad day}}} by oot2004-04-17 23:25:02
I love their eyes (in cartoon) by dennismv2004-04-17 22:27:24
  lol. (n/t) by ubergeek22004-04-17 22:32:45
Things to do in England when you're dead by fore_deck2006-11-19 12:55:59
"Warning: This medication may cause drowsiness" by silvermoon822004-04-17 21:16:47
  ok... by DigitalNY20002004-04-17 23:26:25
    hope by Nightwind2004-04-17 23:32:03
  right his IP goes to by DragonLady2004-04-17 22:52:54
    Oh, thank %DEITY... (n/t) by themadkansan2004-04-17 23:00:19
    Are we overreacting here? by alter3d2004-04-17 22:59:55
      if you see my post farther down it explains it by Celticess2004-04-17 23:20:35
      Better safe than sorry by oot2004-04-17 23:02:56
        No, worse case if he's not in danger by alter3d2004-04-17 23:08:22
        If somebody thought I was in danger, by shorty822004-04-17 23:05:30
    yay for DL! by cybergeek2004-04-17 22:58:30
      He's right, you know by benmiller2004-04-17 23:02:41
      My $diety! by shorty822004-04-17 23:02:23
        i think i just explained the situation poorly by cybergeek2004-04-17 23:05:01
          It's still better for the police to go and check by shorty822004-04-17 23:08:02
  whois roosenmaallen.com (n/t) by Myke2004-04-17 22:45:53
  Do we have any MODS in the house? by Myke2004-04-17 22:30:08
    OK, who has a moderator's phone number? by oot2004-04-17 22:34:20
      I think I found KS's #. It matches with the by techi8702004-04-17 22:35:46
        Email it to him by oot2004-04-17 22:41:22
          whoa whoa - he's not trying to kill himself. by Myke2004-04-17 22:42:10
            Understood on that, but that combo kills. by themadkansan2004-04-17 22:46:36
            I know by oot2004-04-17 22:44:26
            Whether he is trying to kill himself or not by shorty822004-04-17 22:43:52
        If he does want it, e-mail it to him by shorty822004-04-17 22:37:03
          posting it would be bad (n/t) by techi8702004-04-17 22:39:30
            you're closer to him. I'm in Toronto. by Myke2004-04-17 22:41:17
        I'm calling Nawft (n/t) by ubergeek22004-04-17 22:36:40
          OK, If that doesn't work I do have KS's numbers. (n/t) by techi8702004-04-17 22:38:56
          he's not answering... (n/t) by ubergeek22004-04-17 22:37:28
            left a message to call me back. (n/t) by ubergeek22004-04-17 22:38:19
  I sawa ritalin bottle with a warnin against... by raptor_872004-04-17 22:11:18
    it is speed by Nightwind2004-04-17 22:19:04
      no on those it works well on it has a by Celticess2004-04-17 22:29:26
        i'm add by Nightwind2004-04-17 22:46:01
          well diffrent strokes for diffrent folks by Celticess2004-04-17 23:39:25
        IIRC, ritalin is not paradoxal effect by oot2004-04-17 22:32:46
          well it varies with ADHD/ADD by Celticess2004-04-17 23:42:41
            tryptophan, eh? by cybergeek2004-04-17 23:49:56
              yea they had a bad batch of it once by Celticess2004-04-17 23:54:18
          increases everything! by Nightwind2004-04-17 22:47:53
            info on seratonin and ritalin by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Yeah, I phrased that badly by oot2004-04-17 22:50:24
              true... by Nightwind2004-04-17 23:08:04
                {{{Nightwind}}} by oot2004-04-17 23:08:48
                  thanks by Nightwind2004-04-17 23:12:06
  ALCOHOL AND BARBITURATES DO NOT MIX!!! by themadkansan2004-04-17 22:03:15
  Alcohol may increase the effect PERMANENTLY! by SnappingTurtle2004-04-17 21:36:07
    might be too late by Nightwind2004-04-17 22:08:16
      Let us hope it isn't. (n/t) by shorty822004-04-17 22:09:29
        should I call him? it's 0110 here now. (n/t) by Myke2004-04-17 22:11:16
          yes, immediatly, please! by Nightwind2004-04-17 22:13:31
            I agree! by shorty822004-04-17 22:18:07
            CONCUR! by themadkansan2004-04-17 22:17:50
            4 rings and then voicemail by Myke2004-04-17 22:17:28
              but by Nightwind2004-04-17 22:23:23
              Do you have his real name? by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Do you know his full name? by shorty822004-04-17 22:19:58
                yes, by Myke2004-04-17 22:21:27
                  His last name is spelled on his website by oot2004-04-17 22:25:27
                  to try to wake him by Celticess2004-04-17 22:25:20
                  Ask if he was serious, that he mixed the two. by themadkansan2004-04-17 22:24:51
                  Ask him if he really did mix sleeping pills with by shorty822004-04-17 22:24:27
                    called home number (I assume) by Myke2004-04-17 22:27:05
                      It would be a VERY good idea to contact emergency by shorty822004-04-17 22:30:13
                        I serious as this could be. by Myke2004-04-17 22:31:48
                          reverse lookup on the # by Nightwind2004-04-17 22:38:23
                            no, I don't know where SILVERMOON is. by Myke2004-04-17 22:39:30
                              DragonLady posted it by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
                              unless it's a modem by Nightwind2004-04-17 23:01:00
                                Even if it is a modem by oot2004-04-17 23:04:11
                          you've got a good point by Celticess2004-04-17 22:35:12
                            ok by Celticess2004-04-17 22:51:10
                              checked on pub med and yes by Celticess2004-04-17 23:06:49
                            Celticess can you contact KS? (n/t) by techi8702004-04-17 22:41:04
                              not really other than here by Celticess2004-04-17 22:54:21
                            One thing that I do know is that mixing by shorty822004-04-17 22:39:41
                            No I don't know. by Myke2004-04-17 22:38:35
                              nite nite and actually he says what it is by Celticess2004-04-17 23:52:51
                              'Night, Myke. by themadkansan2004-04-17 22:41:31
                      Keep calling by oot2004-04-17 22:29:42
                        they might not BE there by Myke2004-04-17 22:30:45
                          mods! by Nightwind2004-04-17 22:32:36
                            it's a home1.cgocable.net address by Kickstart2004-04-17 23:08:30
                    Also, tell him NOT to drive himself. by shorty822004-04-17 22:25:58
Who would'a thunk it? Canucks *might* pull it off by aG_wyvern2004-04-17 20:32:14
  Uh-oh. 4-1. by aG_wyvern2004-04-17 20:34:11
    Make that 4-2. by Atrahasis2004-04-17 20:38:33
      Whoops. 4-3. (n/t) by aG_wyvern2004-04-17 21:14:56
        Yeah. 4-4. by Atrahasis2004-04-17 21:29:27
          2nd OT now (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-17 22:29:09
            3rd OT now (n/t) by techi8702004-04-17 23:13:27
              5-4 Vancouver. by Atrahasis2004-04-17 23:33:04
                And there is much rejoicing - g'night (n/t) by theanomaly2004-04-17 23:37:46
                  Q'night to you too! :) (n/t) by shorty822004-04-17 23:39:39
W:ET Players needed by DesertRat662004-04-17 20:13:41
  gimme about 30 minutes. by themadkansan2004-04-17 20:26:24
  Let me get a bath, and I may join in. (n/t) by shorty822004-04-17 20:22:24
attn: british UFies by Egaeus2004-04-17 20:11:19
  We know. by AndyA2004-04-17 21:32:04
networking ufies - help! by spiffikins2004-04-17 19:53:24
  I didn't like Nagios by Myke2004-04-17 20:09:29
    resources are spread thin :) by spiffikins2004-04-17 22:11:33
      IIRC by Myke2004-04-17 22:14:00
        testing modules aren't the problem by spiffikins2004-04-17 22:23:41
Need help with a movie by Formynder2004-04-17 19:33:38
  "Love at First Bite" by SnappingTurtle2004-04-17 21:27:00
  Wes Craven's "Dracula 2000" by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oops. Re-clicky: by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dracula 2000? (n/t) by rshepard2004-04-17 19:37:37
    yeah, thanks by Formynder2004-04-17 19:42:08
W:ET I Don't Get It by Nightwind2004-04-17 19:26:52
  keep them as .pk3 files by Egaeus2004-04-17 19:47:26
  Did someone get the BitTorrent? :P (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-17 19:28:58
    Temple_final.pk3 by Nightwind2004-04-17 19:33:25
      Pro 3 is coming by Egaeus2004-04-17 20:03:55
    <Deleted><Deleted>2004-04-17 19:44:41
      double post :P (n/t) by DragonLady2004-04-17 19:45:11
        Isn't that somewhat counter productive? by liava2004-04-17 20:45:09
          Not really by Egaeus2004-04-17 20:48:22
            As long as you're aware by liava2004-04-17 20:52:01
        thanks. by Nightwind2004-04-17 19:49:08
Hope is but a fleeting whisper.... (n/t) by Dshade2004-04-17 19:01:17
  What happened? (n/t) by oot2004-04-17 21:45:50
    Just a brief look at my life...I'm okay now. by Dshade2004-04-18 03:47:45
Invoke (Adiplomat) by lab rat2004-04-17 18:55:23
  Sort of. Was playing NWN and drinking by Adiplomat2004-04-17 19:12:19
    Yep, they are here as well. (n/t) by lab rat2004-04-17 20:03:19
      Shall we send them home (to Miami) in the by Adiplomat2004-04-17 20:13:48
        Yes, please. (n/t) by lab rat2004-04-17 20:21:58
Canucks vs Flames by theanomaly2004-04-17 18:50:07
  GO CANUCKS!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!! by Illiad2004-04-17 23:39:20
    3OT... that's not easy to do. (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-17 23:40:07
  so much for the 'nucks being out... by Atrahasis2004-04-17 20:31:00
    Auld did well by theanomaly2004-04-17 20:51:10
      Sure, he's solid. by Atrahasis2004-04-17 21:04:22
        Hmmm. Good question. by theanomaly2004-04-17 21:28:36
  Eww, why leafs? (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-17 19:01:29
    Eh - out of the .ca teams that have a chance... by theanomaly2004-04-17 19:06:26
      I'm not so sure Toronto's the best .ca chance by DaNutBall2004-04-17 19:51:18
        Ottawa and Vancouver are good, yes. by theanomaly2004-04-17 20:08:22
  Go Leafs! (n/t) by Myke2004-04-17 18:53:58
  GO FLAMES GO!!!!!!! 9 minutes to game start :) (n/t) by techi8702004-04-17 18:52:52
    GO FLAMES GO! </Wild fan> (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-17 19:29:21
      Well, 1st period went well :) (n/t) by theanomaly2004-04-17 19:52:23
        For Vancouver anyway :P (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-17 19:53:48
          Well, the second period was decent. by theanomaly2004-04-17 20:51:46
            Third period is looking good 4-4 less than 5 mins by techi8702004-04-17 21:33:37
              Any predictions for overtime? by Atrahasis2004-04-17 21:42:36
                I want Vancouver to win... but, nope. by theanomaly2004-04-17 21:53:01
                  2nd period of OT now. Flames will have power play by techi8702004-04-17 22:30:21
                    Yay! by theanomaly2004-04-17 23:36:44
              OT Time.... (n/t) by theanomaly2004-04-17 21:41:44
LOL - Miss Congeniality is on CBS by Llyr2004-04-17 18:44:30
  Is serious babe, but Kirsten Dunst grew up by Adiplomat2004-04-17 19:19:31
  Sandra Bullock == Babe! (n/t) by DesertRat662004-04-17 18:48:58
    Are you mad?! by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Agree. Yow. (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-17 19:03:44
Well, that was odd... by imperito2004-04-17 18:34:50
  even more interesting by h_kitsune2004-04-17 18:45:31
    imperito has a girlfriend? by Myke2004-04-17 18:47:04
02:15 & I can't sleep thread by fore_deck2004-04-17 18:13:19
  SPORK! (n/t) by Myke2004-04-17 18:51:02
  Wak. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 18:18:19
    Copy & Paste by oot2004-04-17 21:42:41
    <hands gift-bag to LionsPhil> by aG_wyvern2004-04-17 18:29:51
    Sure you didn't spill blood on it? by kahuana2004-04-17 18:25:40
  I find walking at that time of morning is nice. by silvermoon822004-04-17 18:17:27
    If you've got friends around at that hour... by Myke2004-04-17 18:52:26
  Lower head. Run into brick wall. by Adiplomat2004-04-17 18:15:15
    Nah, I haven't been drinking Canadian Whisky... by fore_deck2004-04-17 18:16:47
I hate word limits. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 18:06:06
  Is this a school project? by SnappingTurtle2004-04-17 18:10:11
    University. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 18:14:25
Worms, can of, one (1), open (web design) by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
  For the copy-n-paste challenged by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Working clicky by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "Error executing query." by LionsPhil2004-04-17 18:08:26
Hey Canadian UFies! Your whiskey SUCKS! by Adiplomat2004-04-17 17:37:24
  Best. Whiskey. Ever. by Blackbyrd22004-04-17 23:38:35
  I'd say that American beer has ruined your taste. by kahuana2004-04-17 18:32:58
    And vodka by Egaeus2004-04-17 18:38:45
  I have lots of braincells remaining, by lab rat2004-04-17 18:26:17
    Functional, m'dear rattus, functional. by Adiplomat2004-04-17 19:17:58
      So, have another dribnk (n/t) by lab rat2004-04-17 19:59:56
  try crown royal (n/t) by Celticess2004-04-17 18:02:08
    Yes, Crown Royal nice. (n/t) by Avium2004-04-17 18:23:27
    When I get a job, m'dear Celticess... by Adiplomat2004-04-17 18:08:45
      Mmm, Glenfiddich... (n/t) by lab rat2004-04-17 18:23:56
  Your whiskey sucks too! by Bellator2004-04-17 17:59:40
    Scots make scotch.Canadians make rye. by delltech2004-04-17 21:51:48
  That's why... by Illiad2004-04-17 17:59:02
    Canadian Terrorists Strike! Film at 11! by Adiplomat2004-04-17 18:06:56
      Nah by liava2004-04-17 20:59:47
  How, um, diplomatic by SnappingTurtle2004-04-17 17:51:13
    Read below. by Adiplomat2004-04-17 17:55:14
  I take it that means you're been drinking? by nix2004-04-17 17:49:15
    That's what my "lumber" comment was all about. by Adiplomat2004-04-17 17:51:53
      Welcome to Prohibition 2.0! by LionsPhil2004-04-17 18:11:35
        Bin-GO! Cromwell -er- Ashcroft is determined by Adiplomat2004-04-17 18:14:24
  a baby seal walked into a bar.... by tajomaru2004-04-17 17:42:50
    I'm pretty far gone, methinks... by Adiplomat2004-04-17 17:45:36
      it's the annual joke show!! by tajomaru2004-04-17 17:50:54
why is dumbya like... by tajomaru2004-04-17 17:36:21
Phenomenon (n/t) by williamashbless2004-04-17 17:30:10
  *refuses to go "doooo-dee doo doo doo"* by Llyr2004-04-17 18:00:31
    w00t! (n/t) by williamashbless2004-04-17 18:06:57
  Pentimento (n/t) by kahuana2004-04-17 17:43:30
Too cool. by Llyr2004-04-17 17:12:07
  And now I'm going to go read a book on the couch by Llyr2004-04-17 18:07:46
I've been accepted! by Egaeus2004-04-17 17:05:26
  Congrats (n/t) by Nath32004-04-17 19:37:27
  excellent!! Hope the presentation goes well! (n/t) by Zandermann2004-04-17 19:18:11
  'gratz! (n/t) by Sim2004-04-17 17:18:07
  Cool! An actual, published UFie! by Adiplomat2004-04-17 17:16:34
    Not yet by Egaeus2004-04-17 17:19:19
      If I can get a job, and time off, it'd be nice to by Adiplomat2004-04-17 17:22:09
        That'd be cool by Egaeus2004-04-17 18:05:33
          It'd be nice, but unlikely. Need a job, by Adiplomat2004-04-17 18:10:40
    I've had a story or two published before... by Sim2004-04-17 17:17:46
      Most certainly! by Adiplomat2004-04-17 17:19:41
        No. (n/t) by Sim2004-04-17 17:23:49
          'Twas a joke. :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-04-17 17:27:00
  This calls for a celebration! by chrisP2004-04-17 17:14:52
    Oh, thar be text there by Egaeus2004-04-17 18:36:33
  Hurrah! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-04-17 17:10:43
  Congrats! (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-17 17:07:24
NAT problem... by Khaar2004-04-17 15:49:26
  Mmmh ok, by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Uh... stop using SBS2K3 as a NAT? by kahuana2004-04-17 16:02:09
    Yeah, I've been thinking about that already. by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
      If that's an option, go for it. by chrisP2004-04-17 16:30:54
        there is allways other software by astro-g2004-04-17 18:46:59
        Any reason *why* the blue ones are better? by kahuana2004-04-17 17:02:00
          Yup. by chrisP2004-04-17 17:12:40
  Clicky by Dshade2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Your google foo is weak :P by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Looks like we had the same idea... (n/t) by Dshade2004-04-17 16:01:09
      Yup, I already tried that too. by Khaar2004-04-17 16:05:43
google skills lacking: looking for info on Canada by Dazed2004-04-17 15:42:48
  I think by Illiad2004-04-17 15:43:59
    Well, sort of by oot2004-04-17 16:17:42
      Yes they are: by pas512004-04-17 16:20:14
    yes! Order! That's it! by Dazed2004-04-17 15:50:46
Good night Ufies all by SaleGamine2004-04-17 14:58:32
Illiways Mugs - The Dealine Looms!! by fore_deck2004-04-17 14:41:29
  :-D by Didactylos2004-04-17 14:57:46
Great cat toy by Lis772004-04-17 14:40:47
  but if you spend by Nightwind2004-04-17 18:30:28
Sometimes I wonder why I bother with the world! by Adiplomat2004-04-17 14:22:24
  {{{Adiplomat}}} by SaleGamine2004-04-17 21:04:04
  {{Adiplomat}} by esbita2004-04-17 18:19:48
  Some folks wouldn't know a good time if it bit by NOLAWitch2004-04-17 16:58:44
    cutthroat scrabble? by Nightwind2004-04-17 18:31:49
      Well, you see... by Avium2004-04-17 18:34:47
    Must go buy some rum and it is NOLAWitch's fault! (n/t) by lab rat2004-04-17 17:23:40
      I'd invite ya to have some of mine, but plane by Adiplomat2004-04-17 17:28:09
        I could drive, but my dog would have to come with. by lab rat2004-04-17 17:32:33
          About that, if I remember my '98 trip by Adiplomat2004-04-17 17:39:18
    Mmm, Rum and coke. Don't forget the lime (n/t) by lab rat2004-04-17 17:14:15
      Will Rose's Lime do? I keep it around by Adiplomat2004-04-17 17:26:31
        Look for Cuba Libre. Do not know about by lab rat2004-04-17 17:30:27
          Rose's lime works well! A bit sweet, but just fine by Adiplomat2004-04-17 18:12:34
          Cool. I'll do one of those, and then maybe I'll by Adiplomat2004-04-17 17:32:50
    Slice 'em once for me! by Adiplomat2004-04-17 17:02:42
      Thanks, but go ahead and get loaded. by NOLAWitch2004-04-17 17:19:48
        "buttload of vowels" by kahuana2004-04-17 17:34:55
      *hic* *hoc* by LionsPhil2004-04-17 17:12:24
        "If it isn't, it oughta be!" - Roscoe Lee Browne (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-04-17 17:23:40
  I know how you feel, humans can really s*ck by lab rat2004-04-17 16:44:24
  Dude, by Egaeus2004-04-17 16:38:13
  That sucks by oot2004-04-17 16:11:20
  Bummer! by chrisP2004-04-17 16:04:15
  Have a drink or five. by retiqlum22004-04-17 15:59:28
  Sorry to hear it didn't go well. by thewrongcrowd2004-04-17 14:36:24
  I get the impression by Didactylos2004-04-17 14:35:46
  I've been there by elrak2004-04-17 14:35:24
  It doesnt get much worse than being by McGowan2004-04-17 14:28:33
    Same here, it sucketh, {{Adip}} by jeff_uk2004-04-17 16:49:52
    No vodka, but lots else available. by Adiplomat2004-04-17 14:32:21
      Ok but promise me something. by McGowan2004-04-17 14:40:51
        *sends the apostrophe police after McGowan* (n/t) by Didactylos2004-04-17 15:00:26
Linux file hierarchy by xenode2004-04-17 14:14:37
  What's wrong with what we have? by bwkaz2004-04-17 18:40:58
    Nothing wrong, per se by xenode2004-04-17 21:03:39
  Flame!!! by Dazed2004-04-17 15:48:03
    Lode{Linux|Runner} by xenode2004-04-17 15:57:01
The new UF sponsor ad..... and SCO.... by McGowan2004-04-17 14:11:39
  Uh... by Illiad2004-04-17 17:36:18
    I believe he meant... by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I believe he was referring to by liava2004-04-17 21:15:11
    only one head? by runnerboy2004-04-17 18:39:35
I consider myself graduated! by ChuckAB2004-04-17 13:41:43
  congratz! I graduated just a week ago too. by Dracarys2004-04-17 13:53:43
    Can I join the groub celebration? by McGowan2004-04-17 14:31:14
      Sure! Welcome to the group! by ChuckAB2004-04-17 14:33:09
        *pulls out his 6 shooter* by McGowan2004-04-17 14:43:24
The Israelis capped another one by nix2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There is no answer...that is the answer. (n/t) by Dshade2004-04-17 16:13:51
    There is one by Egaeus2004-04-17 17:15:17
  You're absolutly sickening me by TheRagingTowel2006-11-19 12:55:59
    {{{TheRagingTowel}}} by kahuana2004-04-17 15:21:18
      wrong by TheRagingTowel2004-04-17 15:23:59
        I feel the need to present a different view by llamatron2004-04-17 15:53:53
          <Deleted><Deleted>2004-04-17 16:38:40
            and when every remaining terrorist is killed? by llamatron2004-04-17 16:47:23
              Bad association. by ManiacJoe2004-04-17 17:05:36
              and... by TheRagingTowel2004-04-17 16:50:47
            Moderated for language (re-post) by Nea2004-04-17 16:39:40
            I have to wonder by Bob30852004-04-17 16:38:12
              now you're being silly by swisscheese2004-04-17 17:24:45
            Are you advocating genocide? (n/t) by TKirk2004-04-17 16:33:52
              no way! (n/t) by TheRagingTowel2004-04-17 16:35:43
                Tomorrow, please explain how point 'e' by kahuana2004-04-17 17:28:35
                the subject of the <parent> should have n/t in it by TheRagingTowel2004-04-17 16:36:32
                  Didn't see that by TKirk2004-04-17 17:01:09
          There is a major difference in targeting. by retiqlum22004-04-17 16:03:13
            It's not so clear to palestinian non-terrorists by swisscheese2004-04-17 16:37:08
              I partialy agree by TheRagingTowel2004-04-17 16:43:38
                agreed. by swisscheese2004-04-17 17:24:02
            My point is leverage by llamatron2004-04-17 16:07:49
          and don't forget who assasinated an Israeli prime by swisscheese2004-04-17 16:02:51
            grrrrrrrrrrr by TheRagingTowel2004-04-17 16:34:09
              like I said; they are on both sides. by swisscheese2004-04-17 16:42:00
                There is no armor by TheRagingTowel2004-04-17 16:46:23
                  that's undoubtably why by swisscheese2004-04-17 17:18:00
  Peace of the graveyard is the only peace by kahuana2004-04-17 15:00:01
  Clay Bennet by elrak2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It's stupid by TheRagingTowel2004-04-17 15:14:14
  They get what they bargain for by Bellator2004-04-17 14:12:45
    Could be a nice place. by ManiacJoe2004-04-17 14:19:30
      If they were to do that, it'd be a paradise.(n/t) by retiqlum22004-04-17 15:53:29
  Civilian Casualties by jeff_uk2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hamas are a 'criminal organisation' by jeff_uk2004-04-17 14:05:53
    Capture is too costly in lives. by ManiacJoe2004-04-17 14:15:00
      Perhaps so, by runnerboy2004-04-17 14:29:05
        It is a numbers game. by ManiacJoe2004-04-17 14:36:44
          oops! by runnerboy2004-04-17 14:41:10
            Rereading you post, by ManiacJoe2004-04-17 14:51:46
      One possible solution: by jeff_uk2004-04-17 14:21:54
        Why the extra step? by ManiacJoe2004-04-17 14:30:56
          Righteous Righteous Righteous (sp?) by llamatron2004-04-17 16:28:48
            You missed the point. by ManiacJoe2004-04-17 16:39:13
              I express myself better somewhere else but: by jeff_uk2004-04-17 16:55:25
                In general it works that way. by ManiacJoe2004-04-17 17:14:06
    No they should execute every last one of them. by retiqlum22004-04-17 14:11:56
      I Totally Agree: by jeff_uk2004-04-17 14:14:34
        So, you'd prefer the innocent massacres be by Adiplomat2004-04-17 14:28:51
          Oh yes of course, by jeff_uk2004-04-17 14:34:41
            They HAVE failed, repeatedly. by Adiplomat2004-04-17 14:40:09
              there's a double standard here... by swisscheese2004-04-17 15:56:44
              The last time Israel gave in... by retiqlum22004-04-17 15:48:11
                Offering 95%? Where is it then? (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-04-17 16:44:40
                  That was what Clinton brokered by Egaeus2004-04-17 17:13:46
                  Where is what? by ManiacJoe2004-04-17 16:52:03
          No. by runnerboy2004-04-17 14:31:39
            Not possible by ManiacJoe2004-04-17 14:43:28
            THAT I'll agree with, but getting a sniper in by Adiplomat2004-04-17 14:34:36
              Sniper firing from a helicopter? by runnerboy2004-04-17 14:38:14
                Absentee Trials? by jeff_uk2004-04-17 14:44:08
                  For people like Rantisi by runnerboy2004-04-17 14:51:42
                    in that situation by astro-g2004-04-17 18:59:35
                    If it's so obvious he needs to be killed by jeff_uk2004-04-17 14:55:07
                      The only concern I'd have by runnerboy2004-04-17 15:09:01
  They are constantly redefining by elrak2004-04-17 13:58:38
Literature citation formats and Chinese names by nix2004-04-17 12:40:40
  This technique always worked for me: by SnappingTurtle2004-04-17 12:51:11
    I'm just thinking of next year by nix2004-04-17 12:56:18
      Depends on your field of study by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
        "Non-Roman names"? by SnappingTurtle2004-04-17 13:05:38
          Yeah. You know, like by thewrongcrowd2004-04-17 13:21:05
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
Gossip mags.... by McGowan2004-04-17 11:51:33
Linspire (Lindows) being offered for free? by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Is it worth trying out? (n/t) by Khaar2004-04-17 12:24:08
    Thanks. by Khaar2004-04-17 15:15:53
      AND - they STILL want your credit card number! by ChuckAB2004-04-17 15:26:11
        They don't want that for downloading it by Bellator2004-04-17 16:39:41
        Let me guess. by Khaar2004-04-17 15:35:38
          Worse: It's disabled after 15 days.(n/t) by retiqlum22004-04-17 15:49:05
    got the LiveCD lying around somewhere... by elrak2006-11-19 12:55:59
    it's linux with optimized wine... I don't think so by Celticess2004-04-17 12:47:26
      Isn't transgaming's WineX by LionsPhil2004-04-17 16:42:37
Slow is slow, but the Clutter Cult must clutter on by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Mission Accomplished, Me Capitan!! (n/t) by shorty822004-04-17 18:11:14
"Maybe it ordered itself..." *insane chuckle* by LionsPhil2004-04-17 11:00:04
  Someone must do it, so... by Ghezahn2004-04-17 13:24:19
    Ooh, ta. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 16:34:18
      Ah, that's just their "Linux child" ones, though. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-04-17 16:40:31
  "Like an airbag." by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oh, the irony by nix2004-04-17 12:45:03
      Not irony. Selective advertising! by Khaar2004-04-17 12:55:02
        I still don't own a ThinkPad. by nix2004-04-17 12:57:16
          But ThinkPads come with Windows pre-installed. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 16:35:53
          I do by elrak2004-04-17 14:55:19
          Those are for Windows-only users. :-P (n/t) by Khaar2004-04-17 12:58:21
What WLAN card is better? SDIO or CF? by Khaar2004-04-17 10:52:10
  My brief experience.... by McGowan2004-04-17 14:34:30
    Thanks. I'll take CF then. by Khaar2004-04-17 15:08:44
      The spare battery is required by liava2004-04-17 15:47:12
  I've never used SDIO by liava2004-04-17 11:50:35
Great. Now hamsters are taking over music! by rapido752006-11-19 12:55:59
  Far out! by silvermoon822004-04-17 18:04:54
  Dude. This is cool! (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-17 10:29:55
  What, again? by LionsPhil2004-04-17 10:27:06
Ah, the fun of having digital-tv-over-multicast. by fudje2004-04-17 10:11:16
Dude, that was cool. by Llyr2004-04-17 09:49:11
ok need help badly win 98 msconfig by Dad2TZK2004-04-17 09:23:26
  Well... by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
    And 5 *more* places by kahuana2004-04-17 17:51:27
      !!! by oot2004-04-17 21:47:26
  And you can try reinstalling IE by liava2004-04-17 15:35:17
  Get yerself... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wherever msconfig tells you. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 09:52:59
  Removing autorun files by deadweasle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Install Win2K or WinXP. Win98 is deprecated. by Slamlander2004-04-17 09:26:37
    *actually* MS considers 98 the equivalent of *-Pro by kahuana2004-04-17 10:22:32
    I'm quite happy with running Win95 on one of my by Bellator2004-04-17 10:04:50
      Do you enjoy the cool hugging jacket? by LionsPhil2004-04-17 10:12:56
        Yes, it's very comfy by Bellator2004-04-17 10:15:52
          *attaches cheese grater to a fishing line* by LionsPhil2004-04-17 10:17:12
            *Grips the cheese grater with my teeth* by Bellator2004-04-17 10:22:28
      Good for you. by Didactylos2004-04-17 10:06:33
        Yeah, and playing old games is fun. by Bellator2004-04-17 10:14:56
    Don't forget to upgrade to Office XP, too. by EvilLionsPhil2004-04-17 09:56:28
  It depends. by krikkert2004-04-17 09:25:22
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-04-17 09:22:02
invoke(UFies who enjoy solving Linux problems); by krikkert2004-04-17 09:19:53
  Okay, I found the slacker by krikkert2004-04-17 15:58:26
  uh... 2.2.20 is VERY OLD by DaNutBall2004-04-17 11:44:37
  Let me guess.. by krikkert2004-04-17 09:38:09
    My guess: Fried hardware by Thurog2004-04-17 10:18:55
  Check for errors in syslog.... (n/t) by fudje2004-04-17 09:27:57
  What does modprobe/insmod say ? by Yaeger2004-04-17 09:23:36
    "device busy" - same error as if the device didn't by krikkert2004-04-17 09:25:58
      Sounds like the modules is stuck trying to by liava2004-04-17 11:54:57
Wrapping OO C in C++? by fudje2006-11-19 12:23:33
  No matter how you slice it, this doesn't work by Schol-R-LEA;22004-04-17 12:03:56
    actually it can by DaNutBall2004-04-17 12:19:38
      Again, thanks for the correction by Schol-R-LEA;22004-04-17 12:24:23
        Actually by liava2004-04-17 12:25:50
          Indeed (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-17 12:28:37
        I didn't see the other correction :) by DaNutBall2004-04-17 12:25:03
    Wrong in several areas by liava2004-04-17 12:13:40
      Thank you for the corrections (n/t) by Schol-R-LEA;22004-04-17 12:16:58
  Depends what you're trying to do by liava2004-04-17 12:01:54
  hmmmm.... by DaNutBall2004-04-17 11:50:40
    But C++ is a superset of C. by Avium2004-04-17 11:57:38
      Not really by liava2004-04-17 12:10:16
        You can use variable-sized arrays in C99? How? by nix2004-04-17 12:48:56
          Same as a normal array by liava2004-04-17 12:49:59
            OK, I see what you mean by nix2004-04-17 12:53:47
              I wish by liava2004-04-17 13:03:07
                ... or if you passed a pointer to one by nix2004-04-17 13:12:58
        Sorry about that. by Avium2004-04-17 12:17:03
          If used properly by liava2004-04-17 12:44:55
          STL can be implimented properly by DaNutBall2004-04-17 12:22:15
            Implementation wouldn't be a problem... by Avium2004-04-17 12:35:50
              I don't think this is caused by by liava2004-04-17 12:42:10
                You're right. by Avium2004-04-17 12:56:38
                  Inline is pretty handy here (n/t) by liava2004-04-17 12:58:33
                    Usually, yes. by Avium2004-04-17 13:07:08
                      Heh, yes indeed by liava2004-04-17 13:13:30
                Make that ostringstream, sorry (n/t) by liava2004-04-17 12:48:07
      Yes I know it was. by DaNutBall2004-04-17 12:08:50
        There was a valid reason for namespaces. by Avium2004-04-17 12:20:15
    no... wrong on the bar struct by DaNutBall2004-04-17 11:52:11
  You can cast structs like that? by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-17 09:34:08
    You can. You shouldn't. by Didactylos2004-04-17 09:50:08
      I see how it works... by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-17 09:54:54
        Yes. by Didactylos2004-04-17 09:58:35
          You can make some pretty damned ugly C code... by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-17 10:02:00
            Yep, like all those guys by Slamlander2004-04-17 10:03:18
              You mean VFS? by bwkaz2004-04-17 18:53:13
                Not really by liava2004-04-17 20:40:59
          Are you saying it is valid C++, by fudje2004-04-17 10:01:43
            Any valid C is valid C++. by Didactylos2004-04-17 10:10:42
              ISO != ANSI by Slamlander2004-04-17 10:38:29
                A lot of you can't read American. by Slamlander2004-04-17 14:18:35
                  Could you be more specific? by liava2004-04-17 14:41:34
                    History lesson tomorrow by Slamlander2004-04-17 14:47:41
                      The switch for ARPANET happened by liava2004-04-17 14:50:15
                        Ah, here we go by liava2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          It's not quite right by Slamlander2004-04-17 15:03:05
                "What's wrong with TCP/IP?", by LionsPhil2004-04-17 11:01:49
                  The traditional problem by liava2004-04-17 12:06:35
                    Hmm by liava2004-04-17 12:20:37
                  Check the history by Slamlander2004-04-17 11:24:46
                  Don't be too sure. by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-17 11:05:50
                    My C++ prof was a Language Laywer by DaNutBall2004-04-17 12:05:24
                    It depends on the lecturers. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 11:12:40
              Not quite by nix2004-04-17 10:22:46
              Well the compiler has to place the struct in by fudje2004-04-17 10:13:29
      I don't know of anyone who does this in raw C++. by fudje2004-04-17 09:52:14
    It's not cast it to any given part of the struct. by fudje2004-04-17 09:49:45
      Actually, that union thing is incorrect. by fudje2004-04-17 10:00:05
  *!!!unclean!!!* by Slamlander2004-04-17 09:16:48
    I know what yabk means, by fudje2004-04-17 09:25:19
      Not being as familiar with Gnome by Slamlander2004-04-17 09:44:31
        YOu don't need the gnome environment, by fudje2004-04-17 09:51:09
          I'm afraid that all I have here is Cygwin by Slamlander2004-04-17 09:52:32
The mekkanik is around... by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 08:46:41
  So, where will hems be in May? by Adiplomat2004-04-17 09:19:41
  No List ? :( by Yaeger2004-04-17 09:12:28
    I've run out... :) (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 09:12:54
      Do a list of lists by Yaeger2004-04-17 09:15:25
        Singly-linked lists are annoying. by fudje2004-04-17 09:17:00
  I'll get the spray. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-04-17 08:49:12
    Reaches for trusty by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 08:50:18
      *walks up in Timberwolf Battlemech* by scragman2004-04-17 10:37:39
        *sprays with water* by thewrongcrowd2004-04-17 11:25:02
          I don't think so... by scragman2004-04-17 13:50:01
            *uses mirror to deflect laser* by thewrongcrowd2004-04-17 14:13:44
              *locks on to target* by scragman2004-04-17 14:44:03
                Size isn't everything. ;) by thewrongcrowd2004-04-17 16:13:12
Remember .the .product? by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Just about useless with this card. by Khaar2004-04-17 09:00:03
    Get a 6800...TWICE the performance of a 9800XT (n/t) by benmiller2004-04-17 17:13:40
  Cool cool cool cool by Bellator2004-04-17 08:35:28
Urban legend? Can you potty train a dog? by UnFair2004-04-17 08:14:11
  yes. (and cats too, if you're lucky) (n/t) by swisscheese2004-04-17 14:10:48
  Could be. by Khaar2004-04-17 08:41:08
    the dog did not need to balance by UnFair2004-04-17 09:04:05
    Bruce Almighty dog :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-04-17 08:55:59
      ? wat that supposed to mean? by UnFair2004-04-17 09:07:43
        Bruces dog was difficult to train by Celticess2004-04-17 09:16:59
          ok, I got to see that film someday by UnFair2004-04-17 09:39:32
        Instant training. by Khaar2004-04-17 09:09:57
  sounds a little crack-potty to me... by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 08:18:39
    Give a dog crack, it goes potty? (n/t) by fudje2004-04-17 09:15:30
There hasn't been a TLP in 52 minutes thread by fudje2004-04-17 07:46:14
  Sounds fuzzy to me... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 08:16:05
  *cowers* by Myke2004-04-17 07:59:59
ATTN: Kelli217 by nelzie2004-04-17 06:54:53
  Go any tips on by JPaganel2004-04-17 07:39:16
    Well, if I can do it, I am certain that many... by nelzie2004-04-17 09:08:52
    Yeah, by LionsPhil2004-04-17 07:44:44
      a needle throught your cable wire by ToLazyToThink2004-04-17 08:02:22
Dang! I'm actually getting more that I paid for! by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Here's the results from DSLReports by ChuckAB2004-04-17 15:22:50
  Here too (on a MUCH lower level) by julius.apweiler2004-04-17 07:40:24
  Yeah, by LionsPhil2004-04-17 06:53:55
  <sigh> Now it's time to go play in the dirt. by ChuckAB2004-04-17 06:22:14
    Gate post planted! by ChuckAB2004-04-17 11:46:54
    Post holes thread hijack by aG_wyvern2004-04-17 08:26:27
And I'm Done by treehugger2004-04-17 05:23:09
  See ya. by krikkert2004-04-17 05:38:34
Iterators in C++? (attn: williamashbless ?) by Scirocco2004-04-17 05:20:11
  To everyone who replied! by Scirocco2004-04-17 11:49:06
  Here's a resource for you... by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Okay, Iterators. by williamashbless2004-04-17 09:30:10
    Steady on there.... by Didactylos2004-04-17 10:05:01
      Full agreement by Slamlander2004-04-17 10:47:54
        Well, I haven't had the pleasure... by williamashbless2004-04-17 17:22:28
    More... by williamashbless2004-04-17 09:31:22
      Finally... by williamashbless2004-04-17 09:31:51
        I have quickly read through your three posts by Scirocco2004-04-17 11:42:13
          w00t! Virtual Big Rock Honey Brown! =) (n/t) by williamashbless2004-04-17 17:21:05
        BTW: Very nice write up. by Slamlander2004-04-17 10:49:35
  iterators are an abstract class by Slamlander2004-04-17 08:41:44
    As demonstrated in my post below :) by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 08:43:59
      Pretty good, we just got back from by Slamlander2004-04-17 08:48:57
        Ooooohhh cobblestoned streets... by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 08:49:41
          We were looking at a new Cathedral by Slamlander2004-04-17 08:53:53
            Sounds like you had a real good time... by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 08:56:40
              India has more history by Slamlander2004-04-17 09:02:58
                Not enough money... by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 09:05:47
                  TN?? by Slamlander2004-04-17 09:07:35
                    Tamil Nadu... by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 09:09:07
                      Sounds like a nice destination by Slamlander2004-04-17 09:12:40
  well... as you said... by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 08:39:27
    ATTN: This post has sample code! Almost complete :) (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 08:42:50
  uh .. am I missing something here? by DragonLady2004-04-17 06:46:35
    As he said... by Didactylos2004-04-17 06:55:20
  Depends on exactly what the iterator is for.... by fudje2004-04-17 06:31:58
    Let me tell you one thing... by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 08:41:16
      I'm sorry, 1.5 semesters of coding in Eiffel, by fudje2004-04-17 08:59:28
        hey... no offense... I was trying to pull your leg by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 09:00:49
          My lecturer, too, by fudje2004-04-17 09:02:59
            My religion is C++... by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 09:06:31
            And what is wrong with B. Meyer?!?! by Slamlander2004-04-17 09:06:12
              That and every Eiffel program on the planet by fudje2004-04-17 09:13:58
                That's simply an implementation problem by Slamlander2004-04-17 09:19:29
      Agreed! (n/t) by Slamlander2004-04-17 08:43:38
  Well, I'm not sure but, by Michiel_H2004-04-17 05:56:09
    You underestimate the craziness of C++. by Didactylos2004-04-17 06:03:59
      Not only that... by Michiel_H2004-04-17 06:11:49
        Well, it's something like that... by Scirocco2004-04-17 06:28:14
          Iterators are basically a pointer class by sereth2004-04-17 09:06:47
            Yulch!! iostream, yabk* by Slamlander2004-04-17 09:11:19
              dont blame it... by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 09:12:10
                But it's nowhere near C by Slamlander2004-04-17 09:20:56
                  That depends by sereth2004-04-17 09:31:13
                  I spent fully three weeks trying to work out what by fudje2004-04-17 09:26:30
                printf rulez! (n/t) by fudje2004-04-17 09:14:35
          I see. Can't help you there. Good luck! (n/t) by Michiel_H2004-04-17 06:29:53
  No, it's not your fault. by Didactylos2004-04-17 05:54:54
    I'll try that. Thanks! (n/t) by Scirocco2004-04-17 06:28:29
ATTN: Ravenlock by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
Not three minutes from my home you can find: by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What the heck by Egaeus2004-04-17 09:15:38
  GPS Co-ordinates please... by mekkanik_mike2004-04-17 08:55:49
  BBC could give a link to a map. by UnFair2004-04-17 08:09:57
  Interesting line in boarding-up:P by DragonLady2004-04-17 06:40:33
    If, as the wossname says, by Didactylos2004-04-17 06:44:39
      true, and UK weather by DragonLady2004-04-17 06:48:16
  I've seen worse. by Didactylos2004-04-17 04:36:27
    Have they finished Centenary sq yet? by treehugger2004-04-17 04:40:11
      No. by Didactylos2004-04-17 04:42:29
        Not knocked down broadway either? by treehugger2004-04-17 04:51:14
          No, I think they have finally started. (n/t) by Didactylos2004-04-17 04:56:42
            Thanks. You're a great spy. by treehugger2004-04-17 04:58:14
Missing Illiad's reference? by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There was also some news of a russian by afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
  because it was recent. by dissociated2004-04-17 04:36:03
    And because it was mysterious by UnFair2004-04-17 08:46:58
      Just my 2 pence. by McGowan2004-04-17 11:54:24
        loads of crackpot theories about tunguska by dissociated2004-04-17 16:20:23
The Word Association Game. by Winsmith2004-04-17 04:03:08
  Moose -> Pine'o'Cleen by fudje2004-04-17 10:19:07
    Pine 'o' Cleen -> Moose by LionsPhil2004-04-17 10:21:08
      Moose -> Pine'o'Cleen by fudje2004-04-17 10:27:44
        Pine'o'Cleen -> Moose by LionsPhil2004-04-17 10:30:11
  Flatline by Didactylos2004-04-17 06:47:22
    Moose. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 06:52:07
      Elk by fudje2004-04-17 06:54:28
        Lions by NOLAWitch2004-04-17 06:56:49
          Tigers by fudje2004-04-17 06:59:58
            Moose. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 07:05:18
              Yak by NOLAWitch2004-04-17 07:10:35
                Herd. by fudje2004-04-17 07:16:05
                  Moose. by McNutcase2004-04-17 07:21:41
                    Volvo! by fudje2004-04-17 07:26:31
                      Saab. by McNutcase2004-04-17 07:32:18
                        Mercedes by fudje2004-04-17 07:36:32
                          Lander by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-17 09:36:22
                            Llamatron. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 09:59:09
                              Illiad. by fudje2004-04-17 10:03:40
                                Odyssey by SuaveRedSalami2004-04-17 10:16:09
                                Whitewater by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-17 10:17:25
                                river by Dailator2004-04-17 10:41:06
                                Moose. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 10:15:31
                                Squirrel. by kahuana2004-04-17 10:26:35
                                Rocky by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-17 10:42:01
                                Dr. Scott! (n/t) by Nightwind2004-04-17 19:32:15
  Robots by Farmer2004-04-17 04:13:58
    Jones by fudje2004-04-17 04:16:06
      Okay, then... Indiana. by Farmer2004-04-17 04:21:43
        Oracle by arachn1d2004-04-17 04:30:49
          Not anymore from Indiana! .-) by ideur2004-04-17 04:57:11
          DB2 (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-04-17 04:34:52
            PostgreSql by Winsmith2004-04-17 05:00:35
              Cabbage. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 05:03:07
                Suspenders by ideur2004-04-17 05:04:55
                  green by Dailator2004-04-17 05:42:17
                    Soylent by nin_man2004-04-17 05:59:28
                      McDonalds by LionsPhil2004-04-17 06:06:24
                        Happy by nin_man2004-04-17 06:16:32
                          Google by fudje2004-04-17 06:22:17
                            NewSpeak by ChuckAB2004-04-17 06:23:22
                              Apple! by morose2004-04-17 06:28:37
                                Mozilla! by fudje2004-04-17 06:34:49
                                Godzilla by nin_man2004-04-17 06:43:07
                                Ugly by fudje2004-04-17 06:53:05
                                Naru... by LionsPhil2004-04-17 06:57:57
                                Tokyo (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-04-17 06:51:09
                                Matchstick City by Stephystar2004-04-17 10:05:08
                                cigarette by Dailator2004-04-17 10:39:56
                                lucky by papadopo2004-04-17 11:12:52
                                CHARMS! (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-04-17 13:54:38
                                Leprechauns. (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2004-04-17 14:19:47
Clutter Squad to the rescue !!! by Cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Mission Accomplished, Me Capitan!! (n/t) by shorty822004-04-17 18:00:31
Shameless LJ plug! by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
My fellow UFies, the time has come, by fudje2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Don't do it! It's a trap! by LionsPhil2004-04-17 04:34:16
    Damn you! by fudje2004-04-17 06:58:16
Tunguska "nuclear wessels" by oreo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I doubt he meant they were related by harold2004-04-17 07:55:24
  Assuming "nuclear wessels"... by Voltigeur2004-04-17 03:26:02
  but that's ghostbusters ! by Cokish2004-04-17 02:52:01
    Sorry, more text AFTER ghostbusters... by Cokish2004-04-17 02:54:51
PayPay account? by chaotic2004-04-17 02:06:14
  I think there is a fee if you receive by jeaux bleaux2004-04-17 04:55:04
  My experiences... by Amander2004-04-17 02:24:00
    hmm what if your bank doesn't do paypal? by Celticess2004-04-17 07:29:40
      It's not really the bank/credit union doing by P.Buttercup2004-04-17 14:56:11
        oh I can't do that with mine by Celticess2004-04-17 16:56:47
  some answers: by Winsmith2004-04-17 02:08:55
    And another thing... by fore_deck2004-04-17 02:12:16
SETI@Ufie by Afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
Attn: KS or jbutterfly..... by Electric Storm2004-04-17 01:37:12
  Yep! by Kickstart2004-04-17 08:55:57
    Well... by Electric Storm2004-04-17 13:49:40
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
  projected rank on July 1st by goodyca2004-04-17 06:03:29
    improving then. by McNutcase2004-04-17 06:49:44
Why the strange font color names in the appeal? by raptor_872004-04-17 00:46:57
  i have wondered about that too.. by dissociated2004-04-17 01:31:40
    Yes, Firefox has probably got it right. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 03:41:00
      The rule seems to be by oot2004-04-17 17:57:36
      well, IIRC... by McNutcase2004-04-17 03:45:52
        Yeah, exactly. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 04:07:52
          definitely but safari's behaviour is much more fun (n/t) by dissociated2004-04-17 04:28:59
Whoa. My dorm is having a lan party tommorow. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-17 00:36:05
  And on that note, good night. (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-17 00:36:24
    what's a lan party? by themachine2004-04-17 01:15:02
      get togetter by TheRaven2004-04-17 01:18:35
        Not to forget W:ET :-D by krikkert2004-04-17 02:21:23
The UF Bi-Monthly photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
After yesterday by liava2004-04-17 00:24:03
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  A couple hundred acres by Kickstart2004-04-17 23:02:15
  Musical instruments. by esbita2004-04-17 19:27:37
  Animal rescue by oot2004-04-17 17:47:56
  Never to have to worry about working again, by j.butterfly2004-04-17 10:32:40
    ...and watching soap operas by Lis772004-04-17 13:28:22
  Flying my own personal Airbus A346 (n/t) by freon2004-04-17 10:14:48
  everything that I want to do now by stephystar2004-04-17 09:27:48
  finding people that irk me and giving them $500 by joecrouse2004-04-17 08:33:27
    Don't do that. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 09:14:29
      The practical joke QOTD had a solution for that by IByte2004-04-17 12:43:30
  Outsourcing the housework (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-04-17 08:30:41
  Fabergé eggs. Just like Bleeding Gums Murphy (; (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-17 08:21:28
  I'd buy a nice garage by JPaganel2004-04-17 07:48:10
  Big yachts by SnappingTurtle2004-04-17 07:37:48
  Travelling all over the world (n/t) by monika_krug2004-04-17 06:03:32
  '67, '68 and '69 muscle cars. by nin_man2004-04-17 06:01:41
    Like the Volswagen Beetle? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-04-17 07:09:32
      Yesterday driving home from w**k I saw Herbie! by kahuana2004-04-17 10:31:40
    I see... you're another V8 addict, then? by McNutcase2004-04-17 06:53:08
      Not them, specifically. by nin_man2004-04-17 07:05:17
        Indeed, tilting and all that. by theanomaly2004-04-17 07:20:58
          For the longest time... by nin_man2004-04-17 07:44:13
            Written like true motorhead. by Slamlander2004-04-17 09:00:12
            and what about those of us that want to build a by Celticess2004-04-17 08:02:03
              So attach them to a large, stuffed panda. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 08:51:47
            Hmmm by Bellator2004-04-17 07:48:26
  collectable games by Dailator2004-04-17 05:54:50
  Vintage computational equipment by VCA2004-04-17 05:46:40
  Computer games and gigolos. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-04-17 05:42:14
  A butler, chambermaid, cook and other staff, by saminz2004-04-17 05:18:39
  Sound & Light by count_02004-04-17 05:01:38
  Poker and cars. by McNutcase2004-04-17 03:55:33
  Large enough to crush puny humans. (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2004-04-17 03:37:56
  Gambling by Bellator2004-04-17 03:21:37
  Travel, without a doubt(n/t) by Lis772004-04-17 03:17:34
  Human board games by PrinceToma2004-04-17 03:02:15
    Would you have a cannon by krikkert2004-04-17 03:46:51
  I'd like to perform my daily commute by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Nah, by LionsPhil2004-04-17 04:11:23
      Yeah, by wheresthefish2004-04-17 04:21:05
        you can buy anything by astro-g2004-04-17 05:57:32
        Realism? Bah. by LionsPhil2004-04-17 04:27:11
  hmm...online gaming by AshyRaine2004-04-17 02:29:42
  ********rector of iTU by TheRaven2004-04-17 01:19:35
    You want to asterisk him ? by Cokish2004-04-17 02:59:52
  travel.. by dissociated2004-04-17 00:44:35
  an expensive vice? by BastetsMuse2004-04-17 00:33:19
  Getting my personal LARP actors by Winsmith2004-04-17 00:24:41
  Well I'd spend the winter at a ski resort by SuaveRedSalami2004-04-17 00:23:19
  Travel by Celticess2004-04-17 00:17:38
  Travel the 190 odd countries in the world and by hieraco2004-04-17 00:17:38
  Books with time to read them. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-17 00:16:52
    That's not a vice. by McNutcase2004-04-17 04:31:47
      It is a vice if you do nothing else (n/t) by liava2004-04-17 14:09:06
    I second that. (n/t) by liava2004-04-17 00:21:45
      I third, fourth and fifth :-) (n/t) by krikkert2004-04-17 02:19:11
        Schizophrenia? by liava2004-04-17 11:44:46
  A giant waterbed shaped like an electric guitar! by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-17 00:16:44
  travelling on a whim by Illiad2004-04-17 00:15:19
    Illiad::Have a look at this mans story: by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You Need Walls by merfax2004-04-17 00:40:26
    That sounds like fun. by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-17 00:18:56
  Sapphires and emeralds n/t by watsondog2004-04-17 00:15:17
  jumping out of airplanes by Nessalc2004-04-17 00:14:14
Ahahaha! by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-17 00:10:24
  But the question is... by nin_man2004-04-17 06:03:40
  Murr? Who is Kevin McDonald? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-17 00:22:34
    one of the Kids in the Hall. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-17 00:25:29
      Oh, them. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-17 00:27:01
        Heathen. by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-17 00:29:27
          Blasphemer. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-17 00:31:25
            Infidel. by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-17 00:54:06
              Hey, watch it, bub. by nin_man2004-04-17 06:05:16
  the hell? by SuaveRedSalami2004-04-17 00:20:02
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-04-17 00:10:02
  partuffal by Nessalc2004-04-17 00:22:10
hahaha ikea pig farmer commercial (n/t) by Celticess2004-04-17 00:04:19
  ?!?!?! Pig farmer comercial??? IKEA???? by hieraco2004-04-17 00:09:58
    Not sure which country it normally shows in by Celticess2004-04-17 00:14:19
      Oh, that one by monika_krug2004-04-17 06:09:05
        lol by Celticess2004-04-17 07:43:59
Gotta get me a Nuke Wessels by hieraco2004-04-17 00:03:37
  ah, Bester. by merfax2004-04-17 00:45:23
    ahh bester by astro-g2004-04-17 06:00:53
    Oh, that is ownage. by alagachak2004-04-17 02:20:29
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2004-04-17 00:03:32
  not sure by Nessalc2004-04-17 00:43:47
    well, since it times out anyway... by count_02004-04-17 04:44:19
      New Question by Illiad2004-04-17 15:42:49
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey shorty. You'r doin alright I see by Cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
    shorty ? by Cokish2004-04-17 02:42:19
  *takes some hugs* by treehugger2004-04-17 01:09:22
    *sneaks up on treehugger* by krikkert2004-04-17 02:23:35
      *ruffles hair* by treehugger2004-04-17 02:30:59
        Hehe, not allowed to drive a car unless by krikkert2004-04-17 02:43:12
    {{{trehugger}}} by shorty822004-04-17 01:11:29
      Still at work by treehugger2004-04-17 01:15:48
        Do you get compensation for that by Cokish2004-04-17 02:20:05
          monday = meeting by treehugger2004-04-17 02:31:31
            Usually overtime means 150-200% compensation by Cokish2004-04-17 02:48:49
              Got no appetite today by treehugger2004-04-17 02:50:24
                Thanks. by Cokish2004-04-17 03:18:50
        Bye! Don't work too hard! (n/t) by shorty822004-04-17 01:17:32
  Thanks for the Breakfast folks. Tomorrow is a big by hieraco2004-04-17 00:41:23
    Good night hieraco! by shorty822004-04-17 00:42:31
  Morning all! by Electric Storm2004-04-17 00:38:31
    {{{Electric Storm}}} by shorty822004-04-17 00:39:23
      *enjoys tea* TY by Electric Storm2004-04-17 00:56:14
        I am doing fine. by shorty822004-04-17 00:59:02
          Well thatsounds like it could be fun! (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-04-17 01:00:10
            It is. by shorty822004-04-17 01:09:27
  {{{shorty82}}} by dissociated2004-04-17 00:12:17
    {{{dissociated}}} by shorty822004-04-17 00:16:42
      a delightful little fairy-tale by dissociated2004-04-17 00:42:53
        *serves espresso* by shorty822004-04-17 00:47:09
          i ought to re-read that one of these days by dissociated2004-04-17 01:07:01
          I have the BBC episodes on DVD. by Electric Storm2004-04-17 00:59:19
            i've thought of getting the bbc radio episodes by dissociated2004-04-17 01:19:47
            Didn't know there was ever a tv series of it. by shorty822004-04-17 01:02:11
              Why is that a problem? by Electric Storm2004-04-17 01:29:45
                Blockbuster doesn't have the series for rent. by shorty822004-04-17 01:35:56
                  Or what about music CD stores? by Electric Storm2004-04-17 01:43:37
                    Yeah, we have similar stores. by shorty822004-04-17 01:46:20
                      Or there is of course .... by Electric Storm2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Just me this morning. Click the link to see by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    LOL! by shorty822004-04-17 00:06:42
      {{{Shorty82}}} - I'll settle for a short-stack by hieraco2004-04-17 00:08:48
        {{{hieraco}}} by shorty822004-04-17 00:11:54
          Hope she's having a grand time by hieraco2004-04-17 00:31:08
            *brings whipped butter and Canadian Maple Syrup* by Electric Storm2004-04-17 00:34:00
            So do I. She could probaly use a break. by shorty822004-04-17 00:33:46
UF NetHack Server! by nethack2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Grrr by xenode2004-04-17 09:15:01
  so by astro-g2004-04-17 06:02:21
Weeee ;) by Winsmith2004-04-17 00:01:19
Translations by Nea2004-04-17 00:01:02
  Esperanto by goulo2004-04-17 09:32:18
  Züritüütsch by Catharsis2004-04-17 04:33:59
  Finnish / Suomi by afterburner2004-04-17 02:53:54
    Typerän kirjoitusvirheen korjaus by afterburner2004-04-17 07:24:32
  German / Deutsch by Farmer2004-04-17 00:26:41
    Hmmm. by Farmer2004-04-17 00:31:59
      "Nucular Wessels" by Winsmith2004-04-17 02:06:27
    Gut recherchiert by diGriz2004-04-17 00:29:42
      Kann sein... by Farmer2004-04-17 00:34:39
        Checkov-Zitat by Offliner2004-04-17 02:16:35
          Wenn ich von "geflügeltem Wort" spreche, by Farmer2004-04-17 02:34:59
            Wenn du davon ausgehst,... by Offliner2004-04-17 02:45:49
              Ganz, ganz GANZ ehrlich?!? by Farmer2004-04-17 03:05:36
                Wenn es nicht gerade zuvor um das Thema... by Offliner2004-04-17 06:28:21
        Ich denke, meine Zuordnung war richtig :) by Farmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Ich möchte dich ja nicht enttäuschen... by diGriz2004-04-17 00:52:33
            Say what? by Farmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-04-17 00:26:16
  German / Deutsch by diGriz2004-04-17 00:07:35
    Siehe weiter oben... by Catharsis2004-04-17 04:15:38
    Tunguska by Painkiller2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Danke by diGriz2004-04-17 00:25:31
    Das war echt schnell. by Winsmith2004-04-17 00:09:59
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "<font color=codwithguns>" by Winsmith2004-04-17 02:12:30
    Nope. (n/t) by krikkert2004-04-17 02:22:00
  Why not "CowsWithGuns"? (n/t) by ideur2004-04-17 01:53:45
  KS, you have way too much time on your hands to be by shorty822004-04-17 00:09:06
  i wish i knew.. by dissociated2004-04-17 00:07:03
  ooh, codwithguns.. Nice reddish today :-D (n/t) by krikkert2004-04-17 00:07:01
    tis a terrible grey-green lime in Opera :P (n/t) by DragonLady2004-04-17 00:16:25
      Another reason not to use Opera :P (n/t) by krikkert2004-04-17 00:24:37
      same here by michaelsoft2004-04-17 00:24:16
      Looks like normal black text in Firefox. (n/t) by alter3d2004-04-17 00:17:52

 

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