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Cartoon for Apr 11, 2004
Strip for Apr 11, 2004
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..... IKEA by JinXxX2004-04-13 04:46:09
The IKEA assortment police objects by avajadi2004-04-13 02:12:15
  Meet Billy by efti2006-11-19 12:55:59
Reminder for next year by Kickstart2004-04-11 22:56:47
  My Inlaws had to remind the kidlets to not... by retiqlum22004-04-12 00:48:47
  My neighbors by SnArL2004-04-11 23:09:34
    Not watercolors... by Giranan2004-04-11 23:32:30
      Yummy! American Wedding, anyone? (n/t) by SnArL2004-04-11 23:44:46
Naming conventions by Control2004-04-11 22:50:00
  A day late, but... by lonegunman2004-04-12 14:39:58
  A bit late but... by boomerdragon2004-04-12 08:34:14
    Pronunciations by w_hairst2004-04-12 11:48:04
  At a sign shop... by rorajoey2004-04-12 07:42:50
  Fantasy and Norse gods by Astreja2004-04-12 07:22:46
  Greek and Roman mythology by w_hairst2004-04-12 06:12:09
  The new one is Plato, the old one is Socrtates. by Irrelevant2004-04-12 03:19:21
  Asian Porn Stars. by retiqlum22004-04-12 00:52:33
  Me & mine are boring. by silvermoon822004-04-12 00:04:45
  what about europa? by michaelsoft2006-11-19 12:55:59
  At my place by ppineapple2004-04-11 23:23:54
    Forgot to mention the diversions... by ppineapple2004-04-11 23:28:17
  My computer == Stan. Why? by abstrackt2004-04-11 23:11:26
  Nothing original, yet. by shorty822004-04-11 23:09:53
  Fantasy / Sci-Fi by tweak2004-04-11 23:06:39
  Brainstorm!!! by SnArL2004-04-11 23:04:48
  This one is Bastet by Celticess2004-04-11 22:56:37
  Historical figures by Illiad2004-04-11 22:52:24
    I can only guess by Control2004-04-11 22:58:05
      Nope... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
        So is Mowbray a dual boot system, by any chance by Control2004-04-11 23:07:58
So, I saw Hellboy today by SnArL2004-04-11 22:40:48
  Yea I've heard rave reviews on it by Celticess2004-04-11 22:52:51
    Van Helsing looks badass! by SnArL2004-04-11 23:03:24
weird windows font problem by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  nm problem fixed (n/t) by Celticess2004-04-11 22:32:12
I need a hostname for my new PC by SnArL2004-04-11 21:55:52
  ok here are some I found on Encylopedia Mythica by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyou! by SnArL2004-04-11 23:27:12
  Gabrielle by SnappingTurtle2004-04-11 22:51:17
    My other 2 machines are Seymour and Euclid by SnArL2004-04-11 22:59:32
      Then may I suggest "lukasiewicz"... by SnappingTurtle2004-04-11 23:07:29
  How about 'Hermes' by Control2004-04-11 22:40:06
    Sorry, by SnArL2004-04-11 22:42:34
  Well, she's not a god, but what about "Calliope"? (n/t) by kahuana2004-04-11 21:59:47
    Ah, the inventor of joint custody by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    But she crashed to the ground. by Avium2004-04-11 22:03:24
      Might be appropriate. by kahuana2004-04-11 22:08:19
        Right-o by SnArL2004-04-11 22:26:43
        LOL. by Avium2004-04-11 22:13:00
I'm an absolute idiot by niwikki2004-04-11 21:38:47
  I was disturbed by the previews by Kickstart2004-04-11 22:23:59
    Statement 1: Not true at all. by BaruMonkey2004-04-11 22:36:58
    Yeesh by Illiad2004-04-11 22:28:59
      I guess that's what Ronnie meant... by SnArL2004-04-11 22:48:06
      slanted advertizing != slanted storytelling by niwikki2004-04-11 22:36:13
        Indeed... by Illiad2004-04-11 22:49:54
          personally, I think by niwikki2004-04-11 23:08:18
  Oh man, what a flashback by SnappingTurtle2004-04-11 21:53:53
    sorry about that by niwikki2004-04-11 22:01:00
      You would have seen news on pretty much every by shorty822004-04-11 22:21:25
Woo! Canucks win game 3!! by Illiad2004-04-11 21:37:13
  What do you mean "no telling". by ag_wyvern2004-04-11 21:39:33
Night folks! (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-11 21:34:00
  Night! (n/t) by shorty822004-04-11 21:56:34
Cisco Aironet 340 Series Security Question... by cmantito2004-04-11 21:29:09
  My Thoughts... by DigitalNY20002006-11-19 12:55:59
  You can hook into it via a the serial port by kahuana2004-04-11 21:41:36
    straight? by Myke2004-04-11 21:51:33
      Yup. I'm hooked into mine as I type. by kahuana2004-04-11 21:57:00
Who says you can't get the NwN movies on Linux. by Sim2006-11-19 12:55:59
The one thing better than Easter... by Giranan2004-04-11 21:11:15
hackers and programmers by dennismv2004-04-11 21:02:03
  There is always someone smarter than you. by tnglives2004-04-11 21:17:14
  OK... thorough explanation. by alter3d2004-04-11 21:16:19
    hey by dennismv2004-04-11 21:54:30
      Yup. by alter3d2004-04-11 22:15:03
        Those of you who think you know it all by SnArL2004-04-11 22:52:16
Billy IS a chair... by Illiad2004-04-11 20:49:53
  Tonight on Fox.. When Cartoonists Snap. (n/t) by abstrackt2004-04-11 20:52:35
    I think he already snapped by Dad2TZK2004-04-11 21:05:35
      No shoes? No *shoes*? Try no feet! by kahuana2004-04-11 21:34:33
        Heyyyy.... by SnArL2004-04-11 21:59:27
    Hey now... Even Fox has its limits. ;-p (n/t) by tnglives2004-04-11 20:59:18
      But ya never know.. ;) by abstrackt2004-04-11 21:01:27
The Official Where the heck is the Book Club Post by NedLudd2004-04-11 20:35:47
The Nick & Jessica Variety Hour by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It was a talentless "Sonny and Cher" knockoff by kahuana2004-04-11 22:06:14
    Did you notice that Kenny Rogers... by SnappingTurtle2004-04-11 22:21:27
  Who are those idiots? by SuaveRedSalami2004-04-11 21:07:37
    They're a couple of people who are SO stupid... by SnappingTurtle2004-04-11 21:52:31
    they're singers by niwikki2004-04-11 21:28:02
      That's debatable. by Avium2004-04-11 21:50:28
        hrm... by niwikki2004-04-11 22:09:35
speedfan/computer temperature question by shorty822004-04-11 20:24:53
  Those sound very high... by vetitice2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I've downloaded MB Monitor 5, now what do I do by shorty822004-04-11 21:10:08
  Specs? by phezult2004-04-11 20:40:53
    Specs: by shorty822004-04-11 21:03:28
I don't get it .. by dennismv2004-04-11 20:08:40
  The founder/owner IKEA by Pic2004-04-11 20:10:44
    oh hmm by dennismv2004-04-11 20:15:36
      its a hoax by vmax2006-11-19 12:55:59
WOW! by friareriner2004-04-11 20:05:46
  i have done so with the wrapper from a chupa-chups by dissociated2004-04-11 20:34:33
  did you know by dennismv2004-04-11 20:17:28
  oh really? by Reddy2004-04-11 20:07:22
And, in conclusion, by LionsPhil2004-04-11 19:44:23
  Excuses, Excuses! by shorty822004-04-11 19:52:54
How do you know options for a module by oot2004-04-11 18:34:52
  Try by axtheb2004-04-11 19:24:13
    Thank you by oot2004-04-11 19:35:26
      Hmm... something of a form-letter that message :> (n/t) by kahuana2004-04-11 20:10:20
        Sorry by oot2004-04-12 13:06:21
  Use the Source, Oot.... by dals_rule2004-04-11 19:22:28
    Thanks by oot2004-04-11 19:35:29
      Probably a good idea to go ALSA anyway by Freakazoid2004-04-11 19:59:32
  ? (n/t) by oot2004-04-11 18:41:11
UF-Idol.org is back online. by Khaar2004-04-11 17:01:03
  Yup, connecting just fine! (n/t) by airRaid52004-04-11 17:06:47
At last a voice of reason in the UK ID card debate by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I don't know... by Didactylos2004-04-11 17:15:46
    It would help if it had a hope of working. by AndyA2004-04-11 20:28:49
    Thus far, by TheGM2004-04-11 18:43:32
  What's wrong with ID cards? (n/t) by Khaar2004-04-11 17:07:08
    By their deeds shall you know them by jedidiahstott2004-04-11 23:04:08
    They're already talking about... by TheGM2004-04-11 18:46:57
Build a better mouse? by CestusGW2004-04-11 16:36:47
  Oddly enough... by Llyr2004-04-11 19:08:55
  Build a better mousetrap? by MajorG172004-04-11 18:27:53
  Perhaps by astro-g2004-04-11 17:32:14
    no can do :( by CestusGW2004-04-11 17:48:13
      Try this: by Arman X2004-04-11 19:39:10
  Cordless mice by Didactylos2004-04-11 17:21:56
  maybe this? by elrak2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You dropped this: " (n/t) by kahuana2004-04-11 18:32:32
  These Kensington trackballs are kind of 'spensive by flatlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Try the Kensington PilotMouse Optical Pro by demonhedge2004-04-11 16:48:48
  Heh. I use an optical shrew. by kahuana2004-04-11 16:44:06
    Crazy! O_o (n/t) by CestusGW2004-04-11 16:52:38
      It's taking some getting used to this 'shrew'. by kahuana2004-04-11 18:40:52
Poll on Canoe.ca by Kickstart2004-04-11 15:44:32
  The 'no' side would probably be a lot higher by abstrackt2004-04-11 15:47:02
    As if the nationcentric U.S. cares what other by justwanderin2004-04-11 15:52:32
      At that time, though, many people felt that they.. by abstrackt2004-04-11 15:59:41
        Ack.. reading that over.. hope it made sense. =( ( (n/t) by abstrackt2004-04-11 16:01:05
Linux sound issues by oot2004-04-11 15:31:12
Romandas Update by daswife2004-04-11 15:28:45
  Thank you for sharing! by UnFair2004-04-11 16:43:23
  That is great news! by j.butterfly2004-04-11 16:06:38
I don't get women by Spisefisken2004-04-11 14:35:51
  Ignore it. by Illiad2004-04-11 21:39:57
  I think she thinks you're now safe to flirt with by sparkz2004-04-11 19:25:45
  Totally different take than the rest by chatgris2004-04-11 15:56:55
  hey, you're a nice guy, she likes you :) by dissociated2004-04-11 15:37:13
  That is a good king of confuseness. by huitzilopochtli2004-04-11 15:32:05
  well... look at it this way... by defdood2004-04-11 14:46:01
    That is kind of neat way too lok at it by Spisefisken2004-04-11 14:47:45
  You don't need to understand 'em ... by kahuana2004-04-11 14:43:26
    Not understanding them is half the fun. by abstrackt2004-04-11 15:21:53
      And by "you", I mean Spisefisken. ;) (n/t) by abstrackt2004-04-11 15:23:46
For all Writers out there ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Buggy little creatures came to visit your site too by huitzilopochtli2004-04-11 15:36:28
Faces.BSD (artwork) by Ghezahn2006-11-19 12:55:59
  sweet. by Winsmith2004-04-11 15:18:03
Shame on you, PETA! by LionsPhil2004-04-11 13:40:51
  Linkin Park by LooseChanj2004-04-11 14:04:08
    very bad. by SuaveRedSalami2004-04-11 18:23:50
  Far too busy insulting Vancouver's missing women by watsondog2004-04-11 13:58:37
The Darkness by Winsmith2004-04-11 13:24:30
  The Only Reason by LooseChanj2004-04-11 14:13:08
  The joke's wearing thin now. by wheresthefish2004-04-11 13:46:24
  Yeah, they're good. by LionsPhil2004-04-11 13:33:14
  I'm still predicting them as a one-hit-wonder. by SuaveRedSalami2004-04-11 13:25:49
    I'm still hoping they're not. by karaken122004-04-11 14:25:15
    Erm... Polish your crystal ball.. by jeff_uk2004-04-11 13:33:08
    Usually I don't even notice the one-hit-wonders. by Winsmith2004-04-11 13:32:01
The Passion of the Christ is back on top by lord_dolphin2004-04-11 13:07:13
  Well what's it competing with? Scooby Doo 2? by SuaveRedSalami2004-04-11 13:14:34
    Or the 'Dawn of the Dead' spoof... by karaken122004-04-11 14:26:48
  Duh, it's Easter. by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-11 13:12:40
Obscure PHP syntax of the week: by pas512004-04-11 12:29:34
  Meh. by LionsPhil2004-04-11 12:35:52
    Imagine, if you will, by pas512004-04-11 12:39:50
      .... by ToLazyToThink2004-04-11 18:40:12
        *hands you pair of curly brackets* {} by dissociated2004-04-11 19:52:01
      what about using by dissociated2004-04-11 16:00:01
      Seems like your SQL table is the obscure part. by kahuana2004-04-11 13:52:24
        How about a few hundred columns like those? by Khaar2004-04-11 13:55:56
          Expandable though it may be. by kahuana2004-04-11 13:57:15
            For expandable I use... by Khaar2004-04-11 14:15:35
              *aiiiieee!* XML!!! *runs away* by kahuana2004-04-11 14:19:32
                I prefer simplicity too, but... by Khaar2004-04-11 14:44:45
                  How appropriate is it for real time ... by kahuana2004-04-11 15:10:58
                    What kind of data are you talking about? (n/t) by Khaar2004-04-11 15:27:15
                      Mostly the kind of stuff pumped over J1939 ATM. by kahuana2004-04-11 16:34:05
  "Associative array notation" by Pic2004-04-11 12:32:40
    I'm talking about the for loop. by pas512004-04-11 12:33:48
      The only odd thing about the for loop by IByte2004-04-11 14:31:53
      What's so obscure about that? by retiqlum22004-04-11 12:38:06
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A game is on ATM! PS: s/Irrelevant/EnemyTerritory/ by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hmmm... by Thurog2004-04-11 13:14:38
      Try canelling (esc) and trying again. by Irrelevant2004-04-11 15:04:08
        That's what I'm always trying, by Thurog2004-04-11 17:06:51
need help by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
This coming week's photoschlock pic is now posted by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Boy, is that dolphin jumpy. by Khaar2004-04-11 12:03:04
OK, so I'm surfing on Mozilla instead of Opera now by Winsmith2004-04-11 11:23:20
  Firefox has a mouse gestures extension (n/t) by Dracarys2004-04-11 11:26:46
Heh, update on my horse (for those who want it) by lucidpsyche2004-04-11 10:45:03
  *hugs* by Linden G2004-04-11 16:09:37
  {{{lucidpsyche}}} {{{horse}}} by oot2004-04-11 10:51:38
    If he is all/part Quarter Horse by oot2004-04-11 11:01:50
      Yeah, well I'm half as... er, donkey. ;-p (n/t) by tnglives2004-04-11 11:20:41
        Erm. Obviously my sleep is not enough. (n/t) by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Some good HYPP info by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Well, he's not a QH. by lucidpsyche2004-04-11 12:21:20
What are eyeblasters, please? by Irrelevant2004-04-11 10:30:47
  From the spin of an advertising company... by AndyA2004-04-11 10:34:58
    So, it's just intrusive internet ads, then? (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-04-11 10:36:51
      Blatantly. (n/t) by themadkansan2004-04-11 10:37:58
    a bit more detail... by AndyA2004-04-11 10:36:34
      Oh, those. Engfeh. by Irrelevant2004-04-11 10:41:05
  It's a company that does pop-up ads, I think (n/t) by oot2004-04-11 10:31:38
    They're those ads that plaster over a page. by themadkansan2004-04-11 10:37:04
      Oh yeah, browser-crashers by oot2004-04-11 10:49:42
        The flash plugin for Linux, by LionsPhil2004-04-11 10:57:58
          Very true. by Winsmith2004-04-11 11:17:42
            A suggestion by oot2004-04-11 16:00:39
              Also, if you're using ARTS by fx2004-04-11 16:56:42
          *nods* by oot2004-04-11 11:03:26
I have eaten 2 Cadbury Eggs in a span of by crash_2004-04-11 10:21:59
  Thorntons pwnz Cadbury any day. by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
    They started as a toffee company, by AndyA2004-04-11 10:40:37
      They still pwn at making chocolate. (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-04-11 10:42:03
        Confiserie Sprungli am Paradeplatz. by kahuana2004-04-11 11:35:03
          City? (n/t) by pas512004-04-11 12:12:56
            Oh, its in Zurich. by kahuana2004-04-11 13:48:18
              agree on both counts. though the best ever by dissociated2004-04-11 16:31:22
  You should try the UK versions. by AndyA2004-04-11 10:32:03
    One of my cats would probably agree. by LionsPhil2004-04-11 10:51:16
  Sugar Shock... as long as you don't think about... by justwanderin2004-04-11 10:30:22
  Sugar and caffeine gives better effect by dodrian2004-04-11 10:30:21
  2 in 4 hours, and you're going into sugarshock? by Sim2004-04-11 10:28:04
Attn: Myke by lord_dolphin2004-04-11 09:32:23
  wait a second... by Winsmith2004-04-11 11:09:04
    many many many moons ago by Myke2004-04-11 11:22:34
      I originally decided to let by lord_dolphin2004-04-11 13:01:54
        Fully agree. by Winsmith2004-04-11 13:23:33
          yeah, it was mIRC.... by lord_dolphin2004-04-11 14:50:15
          I don't think Myke knows it either... by kahuana2004-04-11 14:04:39
            You kidding? by Myke2004-04-11 14:50:33
              Oh - and about my site... by Myke2004-04-11 14:53:34
  Will send email momentarily. (n/t) by Myke2004-04-11 09:45:18
    doh, did something to mozilla. by Myke2004-04-11 09:56:35
      sent (n/t) by Myke2004-04-11 10:32:03
        replied ;-) (n/t) by lord_dolphin2004-04-11 10:51:13
Security question for home systems... by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, your timing is peculiar... by IByte2004-04-11 14:39:27
    Good Luck!!!!!!!! by justwanderin2004-04-11 15:47:43
      Oh, I have some leverage by IByte2004-04-11 16:00:12
        Hasn't worked with my dad yet... by justwanderin2004-04-11 16:07:13
  That's almost exactly the regime I use. by wheresthefish2004-04-11 12:59:25
    *hands wheresthefish the 'n' he dropped* by Naruki2004-04-11 13:31:47
      Help the clueless? by wheresthefish2004-04-11 13:36:10
        Regimen. by Naruki2004-04-11 15:53:52
          actually, he's right by Arman X2004-04-11 19:51:24
  Well... by DesertRat662004-04-11 09:38:15
  Reading your post set me to wondering... by webishop2004-04-11 09:37:08
    Thanks. Good idea. I'm going to look into it. by justwanderin2004-04-11 09:55:33
      Oh man, I hear you. I am the official (free) tech by asayogure2004-04-12 00:45:59
      But if the only change you do is to by webishop2004-04-11 10:03:47
        yes he would by justwanderin2004-04-11 10:19:40
          CDs are good. Even better to hear by webishop2004-04-11 10:34:07
            which is why I worry about his computer security by justwanderin2004-04-11 10:50:31
UF membership question by oot2004-04-11 09:13:51
  Only applies... by Illiad2004-04-11 09:27:06
    How long does it take to get set as a member? by Myke2004-04-11 10:01:25
      Eh... by Illiad2004-04-11 10:08:31
        aye. (n/t) by Myke2004-04-11 15:00:22
    Thank you for clarifying by oot2004-04-11 09:58:48
      Oh, and by oot2004-04-11 10:00:16
        I'm assuming you mean... by Illiad2004-04-11 10:06:01
          Yeah, I did mean popups by oot2004-04-11 10:10:20
            Yes, thank you! :-D by lucidpsyche2004-04-11 10:34:49
Happy Easter by Arcarius2004-04-11 09:06:10
uf-ido.org appears to be down... by TheHexagon2004-04-11 07:24:39
  Then you should come to #SPORKS! by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thanks for info. by Khaar2004-04-11 07:58:11
attn: Illiad re: our discussion last night by dissociated2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good heavens... by Illiad2004-04-11 07:08:37
    I missed out on a rather educational discussion by crash_2004-04-11 10:12:44
      Using Opera (as I am) by ChuckAB2004-04-11 10:57:22
    You're not much of a leftist? by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-11 08:56:34
      You're right, I'm not. by Illiad2004-04-11 09:30:00
        "over-regulation" by tajomaru2004-04-11 09:53:22
          Aye... by Illiad2004-04-11 10:00:49
            heh....."Canuckistan" by tajomaru2004-04-11 10:07:23
              First Afganistan, now Iraqistan... by webishop2004-04-11 10:37:29
      left vs right.... by tajomaru2004-04-11 09:08:35
        I blame Jean Chrétien. by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-11 09:14:13
          better oxymoron: by pas512004-04-11 12:32:37
          Now, now. All good right-thinking folk know by webishop2004-04-11 09:40:22
            funny song...... by tajomaru2004-04-11 10:03:24
            Seajus dyed for your shins! by LionsPhil2004-04-11 09:54:19
    thank you :) by dissociated2004-04-11 08:48:21
>>> by DEATH2004-04-11 05:59:43
  He ain't here... but comes back soon... by jashunghan2004-04-11 13:46:42
  Look behind the couch. (n/t) by gaygeek2004-04-11 12:32:38
  ::Welcomes death's visit:: by Yog_Sothoth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Duh! He's living in Southpark, Colorado by crash_2004-04-11 10:20:16
  Sorry he got deleted by DesertRat662004-04-11 07:44:42
  He is not here: for he is risen by DragonLady2004-04-11 07:20:15
    King James version is prettier, DL by flatlander2004-04-11 07:47:38
      Have just heard/seen some of by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
        That's quite an interesting theory by flatlander2004-04-11 08:06:13
          Dunno ... this one, tho by DragonLady2004-04-11 08:19:53
  I hear you'll want this guy's help by TheGM2006-11-19 12:55:59
  He ain't here dude. And please lower your voice by UnFair2004-04-11 06:14:26
  Well I have only heard of one by Spisefisken2004-04-11 06:13:23
    Uhm... there's several thousand (million?) of them by oot2004-04-11 09:24:01
      Depends which religion you listen to by TKirk2004-04-11 10:15:17
        It was ... Brian! (n/t) by kahuana2004-04-11 11:56:14
Blessings to all of you on this wonderful Easter. by Adiplomat2004-04-11 05:52:26
  Same to you! (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-04-11 06:10:00
  Got a picture of this Joy? Thanks for hooking us by tnglives2004-04-11 06:04:11
    Here is a pic of Joy. *pulls out wallet* by Tully_marrs2004-04-11 12:47:28
Ah, paska by SnappingTurtle2004-04-11 05:43:53
  ATTN: SNappingTurtle by Pic2004-04-11 06:06:28
    Why thank you! by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Cheers! (n/t) by Pic2004-04-11 07:22:26
  **remembers Beach Boys' "Little Old Lady by Adiplomat2004-04-11 05:50:47
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-04-11 05:42:54
  Sun Ultra 1's by DigitalNY20002004-04-11 11:20:04
    More details posted in diary. (n/t) by DigitalNY20002004-04-11 22:54:42
  Bouviers des Flandres by flatlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
Easter Candy, anyone? by Bastetsmuse2004-04-11 05:05:01
  I'll take the Dove Truffle eggs by ChuckAB2004-04-11 11:05:56
  I'll have the jelly bellys! by TKirk2004-04-11 10:11:40
  How's this for overbuying? by TechisSO2004-04-11 06:46:53
  MMM chocolate by Lis772004-04-11 05:06:57
Software needed..... by McGowan2004-04-11 04:20:46
  I use the Magical Jelly Bean Dictionary by fraek2004-04-11 13:14:55
  Gdict by RoboticGolem2004-04-11 11:06:04
  If you have Office 2003 installed... by Khaar2004-04-11 09:42:53
  Online Cambridge Dictionary: by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
UF NetHack Server by arachn1d2006-11-19 12:55:59
Attn: Any UFies w/ Legal Background... by NuclearWinter2004-04-11 03:31:17
  Problem resolved (n/t) by NuclearWinter2004-04-11 03:42:24
Motorcycle stolen. by McGowan2004-04-11 02:24:16
  My condolences by bikerray2004-04-11 12:14:26
  Slimes! I hope it's found OK. by Adiplomat2004-04-11 05:33:13
  Why wouldn't the insurance pay? by skeptic2004-04-11 04:11:41
    It is covered. by McGowan2004-04-11 04:17:57
  Hope it wasn't taken like a co-workers' was... by Electric Storm2004-04-11 02:49:29
    There was a story in the echo about that. by McGowan2004-04-11 04:03:22
  {{{McGowan}}} by Bellator2004-04-11 02:47:04
    Thanks. by McGowan2004-04-11 04:01:27
      May i suggest an old-style goalie's mask? by kahuana2004-04-11 11:37:36
  {{{McGowan}}} (n/t) by Lis772004-04-11 02:43:41
SETI@Ufie by Afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
  SETI on XP Pro??? by Bastetsmuse2004-04-11 05:09:26
    No (major) problems here, so far. by chrisP2004-04-11 07:03:29
      setihide & command line seti by schneigl2004-04-11 17:10:38
What will face Ikea? by steeljam2004-04-11 02:14:36
  In retaliation to Ikea... by abstrackt2004-04-11 10:26:47
    And the only tool available by pas512004-04-11 12:16:36
      lol (nt) by really-joel2004-04-11 16:33:21
    Sounds like Slackware... (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-04-11 10:32:31
Billy is NOT a Chair. by ddoeiring2004-04-11 02:14:13
  True, but *I'm* a chair. by ag_wyvern2004-04-11 12:19:22
  And a pretty famous one... by Klok-Erik2004-04-11 04:58:22
    Yup, thats the first thing that crossed my mind by frause2004-04-11 10:28:47
Sorry I can't bring the cupcakes... by daswife2004-04-11 02:10:38
  Have you heard from him lately? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-04-11 05:50:29
    With the U.S. Military by DesertRat662004-04-11 07:48:25
      True by daswife2004-04-11 09:05:23
        In my case by DesertRat662004-04-11 09:48:28
          The military is trying to get better. by ChuckAB2004-04-11 11:16:40
  {{{daswife}}} by SaleGamine2004-04-11 02:14:33
I got bounteous hardware! by retiqlum22004-04-11 02:08:19
  1cent on the Dollar is still a $1000 (n/t) by Tully_marrs2004-04-11 13:01:33
  Throw it up in Kickstart's Bazaar... by DigitalNY20002004-04-11 11:26:39
It's late and I'm stooopid by Kickstart2004-04-11 02:08:07
  Oooh. You want me to do trig on a Sunday morning? by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Have a diagram too: by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thanks, the diagram helps by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Well we still need to know what t is by wheresthefish2004-04-11 13:33:56
          :) thanks. by Kickstart2004-04-11 15:20:45
  About the angle... by BrainBug2004-04-11 03:55:07
    Ick! by BrainBug2004-04-11 04:01:35
for some reason that pic reminds me of by Celticess2004-04-11 02:03:38
Not that I don't like to see Bill Gates annoyed by skeptic2004-04-11 01:58:47
  Lets hope he became wiser in the passed 50 years ( (n/t) by UnFair2004-04-11 02:38:33
    Sure did (n/t) by Klok-Erik2004-04-11 05:14:34
      Why, have you seen a statement anywhere by skeptic2004-04-11 05:16:56
        like to see that also. by UnFair2004-04-11 05:57:15
          Hasn't he already? by Helgon2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Does that sound plausible to you? by skeptic2004-04-11 08:12:06
              Yes, it does. by opaldraggy2004-04-11 09:53:58
              It's the decent thing by TheGM2004-04-11 08:56:44
            OK, fully re-established in my point of view by UnFair2004-04-11 06:34:32
              At his age it is rare to find by DragonLady2004-04-11 08:15:06
Weird Al's parents found dead by Lis772004-04-11 01:50:29
  Link to News Story by cantus2006-11-19 12:55:59
    :( (n/t) by Nickface2004-04-11 09:13:02
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
  projected rank on July 1st by goodyca2004-04-11 05:55:01
Hmm..who deserves candy?... (n/t) by Easter Bunny2004-04-11 01:35:10
  Candy's dandy. by thewrongcrowd2004-04-11 05:55:01
    I love Ogden Nash (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-04-11 07:41:52
      heard the one.... by tajomaru2004-04-11 12:17:40
  A bit of white choco, please. by justducky2004-04-11 05:51:40
  *lies very low in grass* by LionsPhil2004-04-11 03:56:11
    BAD LionsPhil! by Lis772004-04-11 05:02:15
    Oh, do you want candy? (n/t) by Easter Bunny2004-04-11 04:02:21
      *pounces* by LionsPhil2004-04-11 04:50:26
        EEE! *falls down* eep... by Easter Bunny2004-04-11 14:32:11
        Good Phil! Niiice Lion! by Adiplomat2004-04-11 05:47:20
  Oh no... is it Easter already? by Winsmith2004-04-11 02:06:36
    Perhaps...want anything? *grins* (n/t) by Easter Bunny2004-04-11 02:09:42
  Me! me! me! by Lis772004-04-11 01:39:16
    *distributes a basket* by Easter Bunny2004-04-11 01:40:27
      Yay! Thank you! by Lis772004-04-11 01:43:43
  Not me. by SaleGamine2004-04-11 01:37:27
    not me either thanks by Celticess2004-04-11 01:56:22
    How about some for Illiways? by Easter Bunny2004-04-11 01:38:09
      Celebrate Easter?? Nah by Bastetsmuse2004-04-11 05:25:52
      Go ahead by SaleGamine2004-04-11 01:44:53
Yeah I'd be annoyed too by Lis772004-04-11 01:22:30
Well!, according to this Chinese DVD cover... by glenalec2004-04-11 01:21:07
  And, of course, by glenalec2004-04-11 01:31:35
I'm tired! by niwikki2004-04-11 01:03:33
  Goodnight by Lis772004-04-11 01:26:15
Tinyurl Of The Day by ag_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "No web site is configured at this address" by Spisefisken2004-04-11 00:47:06
    Made complete sense... by Arivia2004-04-11 00:56:22
      Other than the fact that the URL by DragonLady2004-04-11 02:13:22
        The point..... by ag_wyvern2004-04-11 12:17:42
        thats what tinyurl is for? :P (n/t) by McGowan2004-04-11 02:29:38
The UF Weekly photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
Billy chair:$47, Billy table:$200 by DragonLady2004-04-11 00:29:05
Arivia : re Dijkstra by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways Mugs! by fore_deck2006-11-19 12:55:59
IKEA actually is... by BorgSquirrel2004-04-11 00:16:53
Illiways, The Café at the end of the Ufiverse. by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Happy $CulturallyAppropriateSpringRenewalRitual by flatlander2004-04-11 07:10:52
    Strangely appropriate to be moving to a new home. by tnglives2004-04-11 10:03:14
  *crawls in* by chrisP2004-04-11 07:06:49
  Just came back from the marché by Lis772004-04-11 05:05:53
    No sugar here by SaleGamine2004-04-11 05:43:00
  Morning! by Didactylos2004-04-11 03:36:27
    Poor treehugger by SaleGamine2004-04-11 03:47:56
      :-) by Didactylos2004-04-11 03:49:38
  Hello, happy Easter, UFies! by UnFair2004-04-11 02:49:33
    After Googling... by Didactylos2004-04-11 03:47:50
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-04-11 03:47:05
      Danke! Hmmm. I like that. by UnFair2004-04-11 04:23:57
  Hello, all! by Easter Bunny2004-04-11 01:47:02
    Sounds like fun! by Lis772004-04-11 01:52:44
    Me! That's I will do with great pleasure. by SaleGamine2004-04-11 01:49:54
      *mysteriously presents all kinds of dyes* by Easter Bunny2004-04-11 01:51:19
        *Lights stove on northen side of bar* by SaleGamine2004-04-11 02:05:51
        *picks up an egg* by Lis772004-04-11 01:54:15
  Good morning by Lis772004-04-11 01:46:40
    *Serves hot chocolate* by SaleGamine2004-04-11 01:48:47
      Merci by Lis772004-04-11 01:55:28
        De rien. by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Morning! by Electric Storm2004-04-11 01:22:29
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-04-11 01:31:26
  Morning! by TKirk2004-04-11 01:05:50
    It a sweet bread made in the shape of a plait. by SaleGamine2004-04-11 01:30:47
      That sounds yummy by TKirk2004-04-11 02:11:28
  Morning by Bellator2004-04-11 00:17:32
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-04-11 00:44:28
      Thank you by Bellator2004-04-11 01:10:35
        That sounds ominous. by SaleGamine2004-04-11 01:32:06
          {{{SaleGamine}}} by Bellator2004-04-11 01:40:43
            Just make sure you keep in mind by SaleGamine2004-04-11 01:43:48
              The goal is to demonstrate what pain is by Bellator2004-04-11 01:56:21
              hmmm by Celticess2004-04-11 01:54:19
                Don't worry. I trust bellator with that axe by UnFair2004-04-11 03:17:20
                  thanks by Celticess2004-04-11 13:36:40
                    You've got nothing to worry about in #SPORKS (n/t) by Myke2004-04-11 14:59:38
                      ok (n/t) by Celticess2004-04-11 16:06:18
Boring birthday Romandas by SaleGamine2004-04-11 00:10:14
  {{{{Romandas}}}} Happybirthday by Celticess2004-04-11 13:38:37
  {{{Romandas}}} by chrisP2004-04-11 07:05:12
  Intensely boring birthday wishes, Romandas! by Adiplomat2004-04-11 05:37:09
  Much boredom by daswife2004-04-11 02:12:58
  Oh definitely! as boring as possible romandas! by DragonLady2004-04-11 00:27:18
  seconded by Control2004-04-11 00:24:39
  ...AND KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 8) by themadkansan2004-04-11 00:23:58
  Amen. (n/t) by gaygeek2004-04-11 00:13:59
  Happy...*snort*..birthday...*guffaw*...Romandas. ( (n/t) by Arivia2004-04-11 00:11:47
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-04-11 00:10:02
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2004-04-11 00:01:36
  had to defeat princes Lum in a game of tag!!! by Que1010102004-04-11 00:35:03
    A luck dragon (from Neverending story) by zombieengineer2004-04-11 03:53:55
Translations by Nea2004-04-11 00:01:02
  German / Deutsch by Farmer2004-04-11 12:59:03
  Züritüütsch by Catharsis2004-04-11 02:25:48
    Aso rüüdig... by saminz2004-04-11 04:24:24
      Jaja, ich sälber bruuchs eigetli au nie. by Catharsis2004-04-11 05:22:10
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-04-11 01:20:07
  Esperanto by goulo2004-04-11 01:13:09
  German / Deutsch by diGriz2004-04-11 01:05:53
    ::mecker:: by Catharsis2004-04-11 02:32:29
      Nach Jahrzehten Charles M Schulz by UnFair2004-04-11 03:39:16
        ich wuerde es als by Shotglass2004-04-11 07:19:47
    Bevor wieder jemand meckert by diGriz2004-04-11 01:34:22
    Wieso... by diGriz2004-04-11 01:06:59
      Weshalb... by Addis2004-04-11 02:07:00
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  One Bina and One cat with an option by hieraco2004-04-11 22:42:10
  2 pillows... by feather8022004-04-11 13:33:44
  Pingu by monika_krug2004-04-11 12:55:50
  Stuffed penguin named Dirac. (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-11 11:44:49
  4 pillows and my Tux blanket by nawft2004-04-11 10:56:20
  Other than KS, 3-4 pillows ...pico isn't by j.butterfly2004-04-11 10:48:13
  I always liked sleeping with my dog by crash_2004-04-11 10:19:19
    Oh it is a she by Spisefisken2004-04-11 14:17:02
  I slept with a stuffed dog until I was 18 or 19. by silvermoon822004-04-11 06:35:52
  Two cats by thewrongcrowd2004-04-11 05:57:30
  No SO. Just a couple of pillows. by freon2004-04-11 05:53:02
  poohbear, who sleeps in my arms. by dissociated2004-04-11 05:44:39
  Books. I usually have a book or three on the by Adiplomat2004-04-11 05:41:08
  A teddy bear that Sieldan gave me and by P.Buttercup2004-04-11 04:36:59
  Cats. by skeptic2004-04-11 01:37:19
    Cats for me too, at my feet and on top of me. by NOLAWitch2004-04-11 07:40:15
    mmmm kitties by P.Buttercup2004-04-11 04:41:41
    cats too... by rnilz2004-04-11 04:06:23
  I have three places... by Lis772004-04-11 01:04:47
    Oh, an no by Lis772004-04-11 01:21:26
  Just pillows, one for me... by Kickstart2004-04-11 00:55:55
  Just Call Me Strange by PrinceToma2004-04-11 00:53:17
    that sounds like castmirr, by P.Buttercup2004-04-11 04:43:37
    I sleep with a wakizashi under the bed by Bellator2004-04-11 01:15:36
    Isn't that mildly dangerous?!! (n/t) by Arivia2004-04-11 00:55:50
      Only MIldly by PrinceToma2004-04-11 01:15:58
  I have a big teddy dog I sleep with by Spisefisken2004-04-11 00:21:30
  hmm by Celticess2004-04-11 00:18:26
  Two pillows, one comforter, one blanket by Bellator2004-04-11 00:14:50
  Just pillows. Four of them. by Arivia2004-04-11 00:09:03
    there are several lake monsters in canada by Celticess2004-04-11 01:34:16
  Not much. by gaygeek2004-04-11 00:05:58
    Yes there is! How can society permit by tnglives2004-04-11 09:52:59
  I have a bear that my gf gave me by friareriner2004-04-11 00:03:04
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

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