The Daily Static
  The Daily Static
UF Archives
Register
UF Membership
Ad Free Site
Postcards
Community

Geekfinder
UFie Gear
Advertise on UF

Forum Rules
& FAQ


Username

Password


Create a New Account

 
Previous Cartoon Email the strip to a friend Cartoon Search Random Cartoon Next Day's Cartoon
Cartoon for Apr 04, 2004
Strip for Apr 04, 2004
  Post new comment   Hide User Comments  Expand Top-Level 
Show Subjects Only  Expand All 
 
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-06-14 09:43:10
  Moderated: unobfuscated email (n/t) by Nea2006-06-14 09:43:28
Norton AntiVirus: Symantec ERROR(nt) by Frogz2004-04-05 08:59:57
Voy para dormir. by bassplayer2004-04-04 23:43:04
  Uhh, good luck with the homework by dodrian2004-04-05 00:01:14
    "Voy a Dormir" is good too by Velfegor2004-04-05 11:19:09
  <Nounours>Bon-ne nuit! </Nounours> (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-04-04 23:51:43
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  mod for nonFYOS links by DragonLady2004-04-04 23:57:40
  that'll get modded. (n/t) by Myke2004-04-04 23:35:23
    Why? by bassplayer2004-04-04 23:36:40
      Must thinky before linky. by themadkansan2004-04-04 23:40:06
        That reminds me so much of Yoda. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-04-04 23:43:37
          I can find nothing offensive, please explain. (n/t) by astreius2004-04-04 23:55:02
            Bash.org link. by themadkansan2004-04-04 23:58:23
            bash by Pic2004-04-04 23:57:59
Okay, what does this mean: (polite request) by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  here's your answer by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hmm... by bassplayer2004-04-04 23:30:30
      Myself, I'd actually be somewhere between LN & LG by Cural2004-04-05 06:30:11
  Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) by lenmear2004-04-04 23:24:39
Need to sleep, wake up, do pratice test by Adiplomat2004-04-04 23:00:27
Okay, I'm seriously disgusted. by bassplayer2004-04-04 22:56:34
  Insert statement of support here by Egaeus2004-04-04 22:58:24
  References might be nice... by Adiplomat2004-04-04 22:57:59
    I was perusing this site in particular: by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Agreed by SparcMan2004-04-06 00:30:26
      Yep, that's one of the bad ones by Egaeus2004-04-04 23:22:14
      you think that's bad... by michaelsoft2006-11-19 12:55:59
        *cackle* by deadweasle2004-04-04 23:52:19
        Can we say extremely paranoid? by bassplayer2004-04-04 23:28:13
          Durn Straight!! by shorty822004-04-04 23:30:33
ATTN: Lord Dolphin by ag_wyvern2004-04-04 22:43:24
I love dave barry by Egaeus2004-04-04 22:41:10
What will gas cost next week in Vancouver? by bassplayer2004-04-04 22:39:54
  If they equal prices in Switzerland by Control2004-04-04 23:31:42
    Dang straight! by Pic2004-04-04 23:43:33
      Ay...that's about $3-4/gal. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-04-04 23:44:22
    !!! by bassplayer2004-04-04 23:32:52
  My guess: by Egaeus2004-04-04 22:41:55
    What my real question is: by bassplayer2004-04-04 22:45:12
      It is a project KS's employer is working on. (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-04 22:54:33
      To shill for KS's service, of course. by Adiplomat2004-04-04 22:50:43
CARP! My heating oil just ran out. by retiqlum22004-04-04 22:28:43
  {{{retiglum2}}} by shorty822004-04-04 23:04:52
*sings* All we are say-ing, is give peace a chance by kahuana2004-04-04 22:19:00
  I always do. by themadkansan2004-04-04 22:21:21
    I usually have enough by Alcyone2004-04-04 22:43:49
    I agree. by Arcanum2004-04-04 22:35:35
We just watched "Duplex" with by j.butterfly2004-04-04 22:15:43
This coming week's photoschlock pic posted early by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I never saw "Yohimbe Vs Kickstart" in my youth! by Adiplomat2004-04-04 22:15:07
    Hehehe... :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-04 22:17:40
      Which is which btw? (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-04 22:17:54
        I'd say "Yohimbe" sounds better as a monster name, by Adiplomat2004-04-04 22:21:40
          :-) Hmmm...I guess the best question would by j.butterfly2004-04-04 22:24:02
            Safer, at least until you see WebDiva again... :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-04-04 22:46:16
So a battery in my mouse literally exploded... by abstrackt2004-04-04 21:56:51
  That happened to a co-worker here last week! by kiroh2004-04-05 05:48:49
  I'm using a USB optical shrew ATM. by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hey! I own the same mouse! by shorty822004-04-04 22:19:17
      I'm still getting used to it. by kahuana2004-04-04 22:25:24
        Yeah, The best thing is that it does not require by shorty822004-04-04 23:02:40
    Whatever you do, DON'T try taming it! by Adiplomat2004-04-04 22:13:46
  Sounds bizarre to me... by JMoon5FTM2004-04-04 22:01:06
    Its those mice with fricking laser beams!</evil> by kahuana2004-04-04 22:08:08
      Seabass. Gotta have seabass. (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-04-04 22:15:56
        Shouldn't you be cramming? :-> (n/t) by kahuana2004-04-04 22:26:47
          Done for now, 48/50 correct. by Adiplomat2004-04-04 22:51:52
I hate DST. I'm going to bed. :/ (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-04 21:48:08
  No DST in AZ... by JMoon5FTM2004-04-04 21:51:31
trying to translate this.. by dennismv2004-04-04 21:41:01
  oh ya, the linky by dennismv2006-11-19 12:55:59
Oh, by the way... by Llyr2004-04-04 21:40:22
  BAHA? by JMoon5FTM2004-04-04 21:48:25
I reach down between my legs... by NedLudd2004-04-04 21:26:00
  Car seat! Geeeeezzzze! (n/t) by kahuana2004-04-04 21:48:02
  PANAMA!!! (n/t) by DesertRat662004-04-04 21:27:35
*shakes head* by Reddy2004-04-04 21:13:20
  you have my empathy by nobius2004-04-04 21:19:15
  Hehe by Pic2004-04-04 21:18:34
Why do people with MSN baseball caps... by llamatron2004-04-04 21:09:02
  forgot question mark, despicable error by llamatron2004-04-04 21:12:03
Fnord Quality is Job #1. (n/t) by kahuana2004-04-04 21:06:06
  High Quality #2 (from a healthy (fnord!) diet!) (n (n/t) by oot2004-04-04 21:08:07
ATTN: Egaeus by Llyr2004-04-04 21:00:34
ET newbie by Xeno_Akhur2004-04-04 20:54:02
  We were all n00bs when we joined. by MajorG172004-04-04 20:54:59
    heh, ok, watch for dying n00bs... (n/t) by Xeno_Akhur2004-04-04 20:57:12
      I've been playing for months by Egaeus2004-04-04 22:43:41
Gentoo 2004.0 and Apache 2.0.48-r1 by kahuana2004-04-04 20:53:20
  You need to to edit a config file. by Arcanum2004-04-04 21:00:54
  D'oh! by kahuana2004-04-04 21:00:07
  Took me a while to figure that one out by Pic2004-04-04 20:58:57
    Ayup. (n/t) by kahuana2004-04-04 21:03:06
Adiplomat is studying right now... by Adiplomat2004-04-04 20:49:58
  Good luck by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    wow, multiple choice questions... by friareriner2004-04-04 22:36:04
      Try "Which solution works with the least amount by Adiplomat2004-04-04 22:49:07
        ahh by friareriner2004-04-04 23:01:31
    Not polite... I expect to have to take that one by Adiplomat2004-04-04 22:09:29
    250 questions? 6 hours? Ouch! by feather8022004-04-04 21:34:06
  {{{Adiplomat}}} Good luck! Hope you do well. (n/t) by shorty822004-04-04 21:21:06
  {{{Adiplomat}}} by Reddy2004-04-04 20:52:09
    Cisco Certified Network Architect (IIRC) (n/t) by oot2004-04-04 21:02:58
      Admin, actually, but close! by Adiplomat2004-04-04 21:10:41
        My apologies, Oot! We were BOTH wrong! by Adiplomat2004-04-04 22:12:14
Aaaaand I'm back. by Llyr2004-04-04 20:39:10
  Yes, for we didn't have... by DaNutBall2004-04-04 20:54:38
    Aww. by Llyr2004-04-04 20:59:03
    *Points, sillilessly* (n/t) by MajorG172004-04-04 20:55:46
  What? You left? We never noticed. :) (n/t) by shorty822004-04-04 20:42:52
    I'd be hurt, but I get that a lot. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-04-04 20:52:41
  Ugh. I'm leaving. by Avium2004-04-04 20:40:56
    {{{Avium}}} by Reddy2004-04-04 20:42:45
For those who may be interested in such things: by themadkansan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ahem by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Eh? by themadkansan2004-04-04 20:41:59
      np by Egaeus2004-04-04 22:27:26
      sunburn?? by Reddy2004-04-04 20:51:04
        Nah. I'm stupid like that. by themadkansan2004-04-04 21:07:37
          I was out by Reddy2004-04-04 21:10:14
            Farmer tan. by themadkansan2004-04-04 21:18:39
  Careful of the rug... by DaNutBall2004-04-04 20:23:36
    Now cut that out! by themadkansan2004-04-04 20:26:35
  *goes for a quick marge in the vegetable patch* by EvilLionsPhil2004-04-04 20:22:50
    There is no typographical error fnord. by EvilLionsPhil2004-04-04 20:24:18
    Who is "marge?" by Avium2004-04-04 20:24:14
      Apparently, being gone for by EvilLionsPhil (n/t) by oot2004-04-04 20:35:00
ACK! What's going on?? by purplepineapple2004-04-04 20:00:20
  Must be you. by bassplayer2004-04-04 20:03:15
    Who said anything about clicking? by purplepineapple2004-04-04 20:09:56
      Reboot? by Pic2004-04-04 20:11:08
        what's the third R? by michaelsoft2004-04-04 22:06:26
          reinstall? re-animate? regurgitate? (n/t) by friareriner2004-04-04 22:39:17
            Recycle PC and buy a new one? (n/t) by Alcyone2004-04-04 22:48:13
        *sigh* by purplepineapple2004-04-04 20:17:36
AUGH! Even Worse Than a 404! by bassplayer2004-04-04 19:55:33
  *giggles* by Reddy2004-04-04 19:59:30
    Hey, something for you: by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
      *giggles* by Reddy2004-04-04 20:35:47
ET problem by krisguy2004-04-04 19:51:54
  not to my knowledge. by Egaeus2004-04-04 20:28:57
New pointless fun site: by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
need to kill some time online... by ubergeek22004-04-04 19:29:54
  I want to kill sometime, too. (n/t) by tnglives2004-04-04 23:32:19
  bash dot org (n/t) by MajorG172004-04-04 20:27:00
  Here: by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ok by Celticess2004-04-04 19:58:07
  Googlewhack! by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-04 19:38:28
    i'm horrible at googlewhacking. (n/t) by ubergeek22004-04-04 19:50:10
  Hmmm by Reddy2004-04-04 19:32:58
    email is good. (n/t) by ubergeek22004-04-04 19:34:44
      *grins* by Reddy2004-04-04 19:39:19
  'Puter still ain't fixed, I take it? by themadkansan2004-04-04 19:32:48
    I'm flat broke. :( by ubergeek22004-04-04 19:34:26
      Joy. ~>X[ (n/t) by themadkansan2004-04-04 19:40:34
beep beep beep beep CANTELOPE by oot2004-04-04 18:59:03
  For today you should have used by Spud312004-04-04 20:10:53
  Thanks for the warning oot! by shorty822004-04-04 19:17:47
  Pshaw! by tigermouse2004-04-04 19:16:08
  SPLAT!!!!!! (n/t) by Spud312004-04-04 19:14:07
  that would be bad (n/t) by Reddy2004-04-04 18:59:51
Should be called GotMail by jholzman2004-04-04 18:39:45
  that'd probably tick aol off at the same time :) by PsychoI3oy2004-04-04 19:19:00
    Could get Yahoo in there too... and grammar nazis by oot2004-04-04 20:22:38
*giggle* *giggle* *snort* *blush* *hide* by oot2004-04-04 18:24:04
  Bwahahaha! by Pic2004-04-04 20:10:17
  You are a sick, sick woman. by subbywan2004-04-04 19:00:53
    I see that your D&D alignment is Chaotic Neutral by inittab2004-04-04 19:34:01
      Close :D Chaotic Good *grin* (n/t) by subbywan2004-04-04 19:37:20
    *grin* (n/t) by oot2004-04-04 19:01:51
  You, lady, are twisted by IByte2004-04-04 18:30:54
    *bnlseg* (n/t) by oot2004-04-04 19:02:51
      Syntax error at line 1 by IByte2004-04-05 06:05:32
        Big non-literal stuff-eating grin (n/t) by oot2004-08-07 21:14:56
Name That Sample! by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-04 18:00:23
  Holy Cheesy Sample Sources, Batman! by SuaveRedSalami2004-04-04 19:11:35
Sorry, I can't resist. I found this too amazing. by ChuckAB2004-04-04 17:21:57
  Hey aleast yours turns off right? by airRaid52004-04-04 19:40:01
    At my parents' summer cottage by Alcyone2004-04-04 23:04:48
    Less painful way by Egaeus2004-04-04 22:55:23
    err.. atleast :P (keyboard no worky) (n/t) by airRaid52004-04-04 19:40:38
  Heh. by Naruki2004-04-04 18:14:09
    I'm allergic to grass by Spud312004-04-04 19:13:36
  HTML formatting bug in Mozilla Waterpanda. by jugulum2004-04-04 17:55:23
    Doh! by jugulum2004-04-04 17:57:20
  *giggle* Lawnmower tipping! by vampiresquirrel2004-04-04 17:47:10
Hey, ET anyone? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-04 17:08:06
Well, St. Louis was excellent. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-04 16:34:58
  Wow! One busy weekend! by Electric Storm2004-04-04 21:12:39
FYI News Update: Madrid 'ringleader' dies in blast by jeff_uk2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Looks for Murphy Brown... by kahuana2004-04-04 16:52:53
    in syndication by friareriner2004-04-04 22:37:38
'Wonderfalls' is cancelled. by ag_wyvern2004-04-04 16:03:24
  hrm... nobody told the LA Times "TV Times" staff by niwikki2004-04-04 18:48:21
  I was all ready to watch it friday night... by friareriner2004-04-04 16:48:26
  already?? by niwikki2004-04-04 16:34:47
    Probably sabotage. by LionsPhil2004-04-04 16:48:35
      Or was it ... snobotage? by kahuana2004-04-04 16:54:26
    linked in other post. by ag_wyvern2004-04-04 16:40:28
  well shoot... by friareriner2004-04-04 16:15:27
  WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! by packet-rat2004-04-04 16:14:39
    Here's the link by ag_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
Apparently it's April's birthday ;-) by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's been there for days (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 16:00:46
    Oops... just noticed it today by oot2004-04-04 16:10:59
    intresting goggle let him do it :) by Celticess2004-04-04 16:03:50
*Sigh* What's going on with my Knoppix? by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What network card? (n/t) by magus4242004-04-04 17:38:20
how do i find which domains are at an ip? by mstandfest2004-04-04 15:45:57
  For what you want to do - you can't by deadweasle2004-04-04 17:38:13
  Arin whois? (n/t) by oot2004-04-04 16:02:50
*Sigh* by Glum_Reaper2004-04-04 15:31:30
  ooops... by Glum_Reaper2004-04-04 15:41:02
    if your brain is fried, maybe you shouldn't ... by mstandfest2004-04-04 16:23:39
Question of the Day: by subbywan2004-04-04 15:27:01
  Man, i do way too much HTML stuff lately... by duesentrieb2004-04-04 17:15:35
Adaptive Radio by Winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
  One word: by BlurOfSerenity2004-04-04 17:32:11
w00t by elrak2004-04-04 15:02:56
  Sorry, but the Vogons aren't due 'til Thursday by kahuana2004-04-04 15:27:11
A dyslexic man walks into a bra! by Irrelevant2004-04-04 15:02:26
  So the bratender says: by IByte2004-04-04 16:38:11
    "Just keep these cups filled..." (n/t) by tigermouse2004-04-04 16:54:39
      So the lush says "I'll take a double." (n/t) by version0.12004-04-04 19:54:14
        "1's not enough? Afraid I'll have to cut you off." (n/t) by tnglives2004-04-04 20:20:10
      LOL (n/t) by IByte2004-04-04 17:05:35
  Who do you think you are? Tigger? (n/t) by kahuana2004-04-04 15:25:53
  oh, what beautiful squares (n/t) by elrak2004-04-04 15:06:20
Shoelaces of the world, untie! (n/t) by pas512004-04-04 14:59:20
  *trips* by kahuana2004-04-04 15:01:25
So I played a game like I use too by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hehe by Pic2004-04-04 16:11:55
  Boy, you musta been playing a long time for that. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 15:42:07
  What a freaky game... by Spud312004-04-04 15:32:02
  *tries* by bailey2004-04-04 15:28:35
Brilliant Illiad! Absolutely brilliant! by oot2004-04-04 14:50:55
  That's a long list! (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2004-04-04 15:06:38
    Definately! (n/t) by oot2004-04-04 15:22:59
Hey Tomo. by wheresthefish2004-04-04 13:55:21
CBC Cross Canada Checkup (on the air now) by kahuana2004-04-04 13:41:18
  *tunes in...* by Myke2004-04-04 14:08:44
    Heh, I heard some of that. (n/t) by kyrasantae2004-04-04 14:15:26
    CRIA's spokespuppet was a guest caller. (n/t) by kahuana2004-04-04 14:12:02
      Is the host Rex Murphy right now? (n/t) by Myke2004-04-04 14:23:43
        Yup. (n/t) by kahuana2004-04-04 14:43:32
Tigger gets fresh. by Atrahasis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  how can you by elrak2004-04-04 13:48:31
  maybe the right, maybe the left....... by dals_rule2004-04-04 13:40:28
  Eight days later? by LionsPhil2004-04-04 13:39:41
    People react strangely to things sometimes by oot2004-04-04 15:03:17
    Getting the photos developed? by NedLudd2004-04-04 14:05:52
      good point , by elrak2004-04-04 14:31:53
        Priors? by feather8022004-04-04 16:20:28
    Maybe he wan't the only one by pas512004-04-04 13:43:31
      If you know the time and location you saw a by shorty822004-04-04 19:09:28
      I don't know. I would have thought it was obvious by ag_wyvern2004-04-04 13:46:11
        Is that by pas512004-04-04 13:50:40
    Maybe she was dyslexic too? (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 13:42:20
ATTN: lord_dolphin by ag_wyvern2004-04-04 13:22:32
  i'm in the drk right now by lord_dolphin2004-04-04 15:09:48
    Talk to Khaar, I guess :-) by ag_wyvern2004-04-04 15:23:04
      5 will drop, but gotta decide who by lord_dolphin2004-04-04 18:31:36
        I'm sorry, I don't have anyother version by ubergeek22004-04-04 19:06:23
How to sign up for Gmail? by fx2004-04-04 12:27:38
  how to sign up ? by danny_light20042004-04-14 00:28:09
  nothing else that you can do for now by mstandfest2004-04-04 14:00:50
    so it wasn't just an april fool's day thing? by llamatron2004-04-04 14:22:13
      Google's April Fools joke was about a moonbase. by shorty822004-04-04 19:05:52
        me too, obviously... (n/t) by llamatron2004-04-04 21:07:22
          "Interested in an account?" by chicken422004-04-06 03:10:34
does daylight savings change tonight or has it by Celticess2004-04-04 12:24:11
  It changed last night...(n/t) by babywhizAR2004-04-04 12:25:15
    No, a week ago :-) (n/t) by Farmer2004-04-04 12:47:51
      You may recall hearing the Germans whine about it by Atrahasis2004-04-04 13:08:30
        Hey now, I love that week. by perpeduumimmobl2004-04-04 13:23:10
        I never whined about it! :-) by Farmer2004-04-04 13:10:45
          Well, maybe just the other ones? by Atrahasis2004-04-04 13:14:39
            My whining was concerning the missing of rollover by UnFair2004-04-04 15:22:35
Oz smokers: get that boob job before it's too late by Atrahasis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Grrrr.... by oot2004-04-04 15:10:31
    Devil's advocate. by kahuana2004-04-04 15:24:19
      But it's a risk for anybody by oot2004-04-04 16:08:17
        You're comparing elective and non-elective surgury by kahuana2004-04-04 16:49:07
          I didn't say anything about non-elective surgery by oot2004-04-04 17:18:26
          Gah! My bad grammar! by kahuana2004-04-04 16:50:51
  Smokers ALREADY pay a premium. by Slamlander2004-04-04 14:57:51
    For good reason... by Anonymous Freak2004-04-04 16:09:56
  Selective Health Care aka by Slamlander2004-04-04 14:52:40
    Oh come on! by kahuana2004-04-04 15:06:07
What do you get... by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I suppose there's no... by Michiel_H2004-04-04 12:15:07
  Too busy too get a linky, by retiqlum22004-04-04 12:08:04
    hehehe by Winsmith2004-04-04 15:04:30
  Those crazy Swedes, what will they think of next? by Atrahasis2004-04-04 11:50:07
    I just heard on the news... by IByte2004-04-04 18:14:36
Netsky, what a wonderful little critter! by Spiff2004-04-04 11:31:24
  Oh, 6 more arrived while I was typing the TLP... (n/t) by Spiff2004-04-04 11:32:49
Brining Post to top. by Njg29822004-04-04 11:28:24
  clicky for the lazy by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
    thanks. lol (n/t) by Njg29822004-04-04 14:43:24
Which character are you?(scifi/fantasy) by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cool by Reddy2004-04-04 18:44:53
  heh, cool by purplepineapple2004-04-04 17:39:29
  Hmmm... Marcus Cole... by vetitice2004-04-04 17:32:02
  G'Kar by mirage2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Richard Wakefield by PsiXi2004-04-04 16:29:54
    Oops! by PsiXi2004-04-04 16:34:21
  Marcus, and I like it. by Anonymous Freak2004-04-04 15:59:56
  Same as last time, by EvilLionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Mr Anderson = Neo by monika_krug2004-04-04 18:37:30
      *crushes monika_krug with a dumpster truck* by EvilLionsPhil2004-04-04 20:16:48
  Jean-Luc Picard by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Im Gimli by Njg29822004-04-04 14:49:54
  Worf by elrak2004-04-04 14:21:56
    Have you tried Swords Online? by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Elrond by Formynder2004-04-04 14:06:33
  John Sheridan by whoami2004-04-04 13:52:11
  I'm wondering, WTH are there no Farscape chars? (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-04-04 13:46:58
    Any why no BtVS chars? by pas512004-04-04 13:51:53
      Ah, as the man says: by Atrahasis2004-04-04 14:22:58
        What? No mention by name? by pas512004-04-04 14:57:50
      s/y w/d w/ (n/t) by pas512004-04-04 14:16:49
      Here be answers... by ag_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Jean-Luc Picard by Khaar2004-04-04 13:46:30
    Yes. Yes it is. :) (n/t) by Michiel_H2004-04-04 14:11:37
      It is indeed by IByte2004-04-04 16:59:21
  You're not Gandalf! *I'm* Gandalf! by ag_wyvern2004-04-04 13:18:51
    And my opposite is Lord Voldemort by ag_wyvern2004-04-04 13:37:48
      My opposite is Mr Morden from Babylon 5. by Irrelevant2004-04-04 13:45:12
        Aauggh! Another one? by ag_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Annoyingly, by pas512004-04-04 13:10:54
    Agreed. by MajorG172004-04-04 16:00:25
    Oooo - wicked! :) (n/t) by Farmer2004-04-04 13:11:48
      It's only just. by pas512004-04-04 13:47:35
  Spock? by pseudonihm2004-04-04 13:10:46
    Same here by DeskTop_Ron2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Jean Luc Picard by dals_rule2004-04-04 13:08:31
    O Cluttersquad! by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
  No! I'm not Wesley Crusher! by IronPIP2004-04-04 13:06:23
    Apparently, I fit Wesley closest, too... by Irrelevant2004-04-04 13:21:02
    "Sir Not Appearing in this Survey" Ha! (n/t) by IronPIP2004-04-04 13:13:13
    (after reading the other possibilities) by IronPIP2004-04-04 13:11:30
      Yeah, thanks for giving that knife a twist... :-) (n/t) by Farmer2004-04-04 13:12:55
  Damn! I'm Yoda by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Apparently, I'm Yoda... (n/t) by VCA2004-04-04 12:37:10
  gimli ??? by dissociated2004-04-04 12:31:42
  I'm Kosh? That's.. interesting.. by romandas2004-04-04 12:20:07
  I'm Data (n/t) by pas512004-04-04 12:19:25
    Me too. (n/t) by monika_krug2004-04-04 17:13:58
  Uhmm... It's Harry Potter for me (n/t) by Farmer2004-04-04 12:10:42
    *openly mocks you* (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2004-04-04 15:15:16
  Elrond by salix2004-04-04 12:03:16
  Inigo Montoya by Atrahasis2004-04-04 12:00:22
  I'm Elrond (n/t) by TechisSO2004-04-04 11:59:02
  I'm James T. Kirk! by niwikki2004-04-04 11:58:23
    or when in a more social mood, I'm Susan Ianova by niwikki2004-04-04 18:30:45
  Interesting.... by Avium2004-04-04 11:56:01
    Neither are we. by ag_wyvern2004-04-04 13:41:58
  John Sheridan by ixeian2004-04-04 11:55:13
    Me three. (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-04-04 12:25:45
      me four (n/t) by polarkitten2004-04-04 13:03:18
  I'm Samwise Gamgee. hmmmm. (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-04 11:54:27
    That means your friends can rely on you. by monika_krug2004-04-04 17:17:27
  Agent Smith (n/t) by imperito2004-04-04 11:47:33
    uh-oh, somebody call Neo, fast (n/t) by ixeian2004-04-04 11:57:48
  Who the heck is Marcus Cole? by skeptic2004-04-04 11:44:03
    Same result, same question. by Znirk2004-04-04 11:56:30
      Heretic! Get thee hence to a video store by ag_wyvern2004-04-04 13:40:29
    Me too by frause2004-04-04 11:48:40
      Marcus was cool! by Spud312004-04-04 11:55:45
  Aragorn by DaNutBall2004-04-04 11:38:24
  I'm Jean-Luc Picard. by Michiel_H2004-04-04 11:36:16
    I am Picard also (n/t) by friareriner2004-04-04 12:57:33
  Galadriel by Spud312004-04-04 11:30:38
    <aol> Me too! </aol> by gaygeek2004-04-04 11:38:55
  According to them, I'm Yoda (n/t) by airRaid52004-04-04 11:27:16
    Yoda I am, yeeeeeeeess.... (n/t) by Didactylos2004-04-04 11:39:31
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There is a game in progress. More players == good. by Irrelevant2004-04-04 11:20:47
From bash... by Kickstart2004-04-04 11:14:46
  So I tried this on Windows like you suggested... by IByte2004-04-04 17:11:26
  ROFLMFAO! by DaNutBall2004-04-04 11:46:16
    Always log in as root! by LionsPhil2004-04-04 15:01:14
  Or if you have great backups :) (n/t) by romandas2004-04-04 11:43:51
ATTN Brainbug by mstandfest2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yup, got it. (n/t) by BrainBug2004-04-04 11:16:49
Lol... Nice bash.org quote: by perpeduumimmobl2004-04-04 11:11:09
A note to internet people by Kickstart2004-04-04 10:54:08
  Also the word "lose" as in cannot find. (n/t) by MajorG172004-04-04 16:02:58
  Yup, five exclamation marks. by pas512004-04-04 13:03:49
    I thought it was a sign of by Atrahasis2004-04-04 13:39:57
      That's three, isn't it? (n/t) by pas512004-04-04 14:04:46
        Ah, could be. by Atrahasis2004-04-04 14:29:10
          No, on further review I was right to begin with. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 15:57:28
          Which discworld book is this from? (n/t) by oot2004-04-04 15:13:03
            Maskerade! by Atrahasis2004-04-04 15:56:56
  for me it's a look alike word so I mess it up by Celticess2004-04-04 12:53:12
    You're excused by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I have enough dyslexics in my family to say by Celticess2004-04-04 16:02:06
        Well, what I do know about dyslexics... by IByte2004-04-04 16:36:10
  Wasn't that one 'u' ???? ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2004-04-04 12:37:03
  I agree. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 11:17:22
  That depends on how tight they are ;} by Slamlander2004-04-04 11:07:04
  what loosers ;) (n/t) by stacato2004-04-04 10:57:11
CSS madness by BrainBug2004-04-04 10:42:07
  Gotcha! by perpeduumimmobl2004-04-04 13:19:10
    Well, this only works in quirks-mode by Michiel_H2004-04-04 13:31:16
      Yup. I was just guessing. by perpeduumimmobl2004-04-04 13:42:31
    Still good solution, by perpeduumimmobl2004-04-04 13:29:22
      Solution for this problem, too: by perpeduumimmobl2004-04-04 13:48:16
        Addition: by perpeduumimmobl2004-04-04 13:52:59
          Again, this only works if... by Michiel_H2004-04-04 13:54:49
        The problem here... by Michiel_H2004-04-04 13:52:15
          Ah, I see. by perpeduumimmobl2004-04-04 13:56:48
            Not my Internet Explorer. :) by Michiel_H2004-04-04 13:59:06
              No problem here. But by perpeduumimmobl2004-04-04 14:03:37
                Yup, by Michiel_H2004-04-04 14:09:34
  I've been searching for an answer to that one... by Michiel_H2004-04-04 11:31:38
    Another one by BrainBug2004-04-04 11:42:47
      i thought that was position:relative; ? by dissociated2004-04-04 12:15:11
        Not really by Michiel_H2004-04-04 12:16:40
          true, my bad by dissociated2004-04-04 12:21:02
      That one's possible by Michiel_H2004-04-04 11:55:30
        Success! I think I solved the height problem. by Michiel_H2004-04-04 12:03:16
          Well, it sort of works in Firefox, anyway. :P by Michiel_H2004-04-04 12:11:44
Would the following people please send me an email by Egaeus2004-04-04 10:41:29
  v14 by themadkansan2004-04-04 20:43:53
  Sending in 5... (n/t) by theanomaly2004-04-04 20:36:59
  Sent. (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-04-04 16:48:06
  Sent. (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-04-04 16:06:38
  I don't think TMBI is around right now by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
    None have posted today, except Naruki by Egaeus2004-04-04 15:42:15
This is a test by Egaeus2004-04-04 10:27:14
  Just what kind of alcohol by Bob30852004-04-04 10:52:12
    I was given a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red Label by delltech2004-04-04 13:47:13
    Just some 180 proof isopropyl by Egaeus2004-04-04 10:54:32
Catholics will be decreasing... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good thing I am not a Catholic... by Spittledung2004-04-04 19:32:44
  hmmmm.... by DaNutBall2004-04-04 11:44:13
  Agreed, they've been letting American Catholics by Slamlander2004-04-04 11:21:23
when did winlogon.exe become a 16 bit dos app? by lenmear2004-04-04 10:00:12
  What makes you say that? by Didactylos2004-04-04 10:49:32
    a bug in my dad's laptop by lenmear2004-04-04 10:52:54
      No, wowexec hosts 16bit apps. by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
        it actually turned out be as simple as by lenmear2004-04-04 21:15:44
PING! by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "He's Ping" by ag_wyvern2004-04-04 13:44:29
  hmmm by polarkitten2004-04-04 13:26:06
  All right.. how do I take the leaflet??? by romandas2004-04-04 10:14:25
    read leaflet (n/t) by pas512004-04-04 12:16:56
    The first worked for me. (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-04-04 10:17:09
      Hmm.. odd browser error.. it works after refresh. (n/t) by romandas2004-04-04 10:36:05
  facenating by Nightwind2004-04-04 10:02:16
    It appears to be playable. by Irrelevant2004-04-04 10:06:24
  pong. (n/t) by pas512004-04-04 10:01:59
gad! by maximumbob2004-04-04 09:44:21
  This might help by Arman X2006-11-19 12:55:59
Has anyone done this? by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Hey everyone!! by Her Geekship2004-04-04 09:30:15
  Good Luck! by ChuckAB2004-04-04 16:49:36
  Good luck! (n/t) by oot2004-04-04 15:32:00
  Good luck! (n/t) by Michiel_H2004-04-04 10:29:05
  best of luck :) (n/t) by dissociated2004-04-04 10:14:16
  Good Luck! (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-04-04 10:11:12
  Good luck! (n/t) by monika_krug2004-04-04 09:55:29
  Sure thing (n/t) by Farmer2004-04-04 09:50:58
  good luck and have fun!! (n/t) by lenmear2004-04-04 09:33:17
Knoppix HD install, here we go! by Ravenlock2004-04-04 09:21:42
  NTFS by Pic2004-04-04 09:37:38
  Hrm. I see. by Ravenlock2004-04-04 09:30:06
Can you say "Copyright Infringement?" by gordonf2004-04-04 08:26:03
  They already have a logo. by Didactylos2004-04-04 08:39:38
    MSN has bugs? (n/t) by greybeaver2004-04-04 08:45:25
      Even their logo is a bug ;-) (n/t) by Didactylos2004-04-04 09:12:12
        Which if you think about it, is pretty... by abstrackt2004-04-04 09:35:07
From usenet: by pas512004-04-04 08:16:58
Attn: Canadian Ufies by ixeian2006-11-19 12:55:59
  looks like it's time for some letter writing by deadweasle2004-04-04 08:43:05
  Not easy to define "Heritage Ministry" by gordonf2004-04-04 08:23:04
    Except as "waste of money" (n/t) by Kickstart2004-04-04 09:05:36
    Thanks for the info by ixeian2004-04-04 08:40:51
    At least the name isn't an oxymoron by pas512004-04-04 08:32:22
Whoa - is that strange, or what?!? by Farmer2004-04-04 07:25:59
  brainwash. fnord. (n/t) by polarkitten2004-04-04 07:42:11
Sunburnt Ollie is back. by McGowan2004-04-04 06:21:54
  Are you the guy from hotels.com? ;-) (n/t) by ag_wyvern2004-04-04 06:40:24
    *snicker* nice. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 10:18:44
ATTN: elrak by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-04-04 06:15:16
  don't you mean emptomologists? ;) (n/t) by pas512004-04-04 08:31:03
reminds me of a Novell ad (n/t) by mstandfest2004-04-04 06:10:40
  clicky by mstandfest2006-11-19 12:55:59
Anyone used the expat XML parser library? by Irrelevant2004-04-04 04:52:58
  If it helps, the dir listings: by Irrelevant2004-04-04 04:59:00
I finally did it :-) by Farmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  About your site... by shadowsystems2004-04-04 05:57:59
    Thanks for the remarks by Farmer2004-04-04 06:36:25
MWUHAHAHAHAAA! by LionsPhil2004-04-04 04:11:13
  I must be out of the loop... by dexter1812004-04-04 05:40:55
    Aaaah...CLICK! by dexter1812004-04-04 05:43:13
      You may need to replace that bulb. by Avium2004-04-04 07:48:59
  Awesome! :) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-04-04 05:31:27
  That is the greatest, Illiad! (n/t) by varikin2004-04-04 04:30:57
My local church just burnt down :( by DragonLady2004-04-04 04:04:02
  {{{{DragonLady}}}} (n/t) by Celticess2004-04-04 12:54:02
  Sorry to hear that... by Spud312004-04-04 11:36:50
  Just remember by Bob30852004-04-04 10:42:29
  {{{ DragonLady }}} by monika_krug2004-04-04 10:03:52
  It wasn't me! by Naruki2004-04-04 09:40:09
  post made at 04/04/04 04:04... wow! by lord_dolphin2004-04-04 06:42:42
  Sorry about that, DragonLady. Maybe the Catholic by Adiplomat2004-04-04 06:07:14
    they may ... but the church hall was by DragonLady2004-04-04 07:09:16
  {{{DragonLady}}} by j.butterfly2004-04-04 05:29:46
  Maybe it will get rebuild in 3 days? by Cokish2004-04-04 04:30:37
    It's not my religion, but I say: bah! by polarkitten2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *LART* by DaNutBall2004-04-04 12:04:27
    Bad move. DL is sad enough. by Adiplomat2004-04-04 06:06:15
    you should have resisted. by j.butterfly2004-04-04 05:34:25
  {{{DragonLady}}} :( by Electric Storm2004-04-04 04:10:39
Attn: Creative Ufies ineterested in $$$$ by Electric Storm2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, boohoo... by Farmer2004-04-04 07:18:50
  Strange. None of the entries use the emotive words by UnFair2004-04-04 04:21:20
    Yeah, something like "Sellers beware" by Dazed2004-04-04 16:02:49
Wow. I just had a lost time experience... (n/t) by Cokish2004-04-04 03:19:53
  How long for? by oot2004-04-04 15:44:58
    *slaps forehead* by oot2004-04-04 15:52:21
      *lends oot his rock* by tnglives2004-04-04 17:10:33
        *Hides under pebble* (n/t) by oot2004-04-04 17:20:27
gee, it's been dead around here for the last hour by PsychoI3oy2004-04-04 03:11:45
  And not getting lively anytime it seems by UnFair2004-04-04 03:57:10
  ROFL by polarkitten2004-04-04 03:16:47
Does this seem right? by Atrahasis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I can see the porn charges, by LionsPhil2004-04-04 04:31:38
    It's Politically Correct to do so by Illiad2004-04-04 09:59:24
    bad precedent by polarkitten2004-04-04 05:55:29
  I'm surprised that they're not charging the parent by Slamlander2004-04-04 03:01:13
  Wasn't there a case like this by Control2004-04-04 01:58:36
    Dunno. by Atrahasis2004-04-04 03:01:08
  well... by polarkitten2004-04-04 01:44:15
I just had a boring time on W:ET. by shorty822004-04-04 01:18:31
  i've done that by Nightwind2004-04-04 10:14:09
Audrey Tautou. Mmm. by Kickstart2004-04-04 01:17:48
  And how! by harold2004-04-04 07:43:10
  (Psst, j.butterfly!) by LionsPhil2004-04-04 04:25:26
  I second that. by Cokish2004-04-04 01:58:52
    that swimming scene... by sirme2004-04-04 03:10:15
      If there wasn't a 'No swimming sign' by Cokish2004-04-04 03:28:39
A week ago I posted a few email adresses. by Winsmith2004-04-04 00:44:24
  I've got seven(ish) email addresses. by wheresthefish2004-04-04 03:49:05
  I could forward all of the spam i get :-) by ideur2004-04-04 01:14:11
  And you are feeling left out? by SaleGamine2004-04-04 00:48:12
    Oh, I get enough spam. by Winsmith2004-04-04 00:51:54
      *Grin* by SaleGamine2004-04-04 00:54:56
        You don't get the "Free Car" ones? by Winsmith2004-04-04 00:57:04
          No, none of those by SaleGamine2004-04-04 01:03:17
            Is my mind in the gutter? by Atrahasis2004-04-04 01:06:33
              Yes it is. by SaleGamine2004-04-04 01:11:52
                I use "foo" and "bar"... by Irrelevant2004-04-04 08:56:19
                We never had much titi in my classes. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 01:13:41
                  *Grin* by SaleGamine2004-04-04 01:16:54
          Don't you get the Free Business Card ones? by Atrahasis2004-04-04 01:02:27
            *tries to remain _very_ silent* (n/t) by Winsmith2004-04-04 01:06:24
              Be vewwy vewwy quiet...we're hunting spammers... (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 01:08:06
                What's up, doc? by pas512004-04-04 05:19:18
  Give it time. :-) by Farmer2004-04-04 00:47:55
  You're lonely? Feeling rejected? by Atrahasis2004-04-04 00:46:07
    Just wanted to test wether all this by Winsmith2004-04-04 00:46:57
      The CCC Cologne is doing just this ... by BlueTiger2006-11-19 12:55:59
        do they have any stats on it yet? (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 14:39:35
      It usually takes one or two months by Cokish2004-04-04 03:06:11
      Put it in your diary. by Atrahasis2004-04-04 00:50:59
      Obviously it works....No spam ;) (n/t) by vampiresquirrel2004-04-04 00:47:44
      But now that you mention it... by Winsmith2004-04-04 00:47:28
        {{{Winsmith}}} by SaleGamine2004-04-04 00:48:49
        *gives ampiresquirrlie cuddles* by vampiresquirrel2004-04-04 00:48:27
          As long as I don't turn into a vampiresquirrel my by Winsmith2004-04-04 00:55:14
            *snicker* by vampiresquirrel2004-04-04 00:57:03
Ravenlock, Ravenlock, Ravenlock by Winsmith2004-04-04 00:43:06
  Sweet! by Ravenlock2004-04-04 07:23:34
    Where do you sign up for that newsletter? (n/t) by Farmer2004-04-04 07:28:02
      Right there: by Winsmith2004-04-04 14:51:52
Nice logo :D (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-04-04 00:31:23
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
The UF Weekly photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hello all! by chrisP2004-04-04 03:11:37
  hello! by polarkitten2004-04-04 01:45:16
    *enjoys new cd* (n/t) by polarkitten2004-04-04 01:46:46
  Sounds like just the thing! by Electric Storm2004-04-04 01:26:16
    {{{Electric Storm}}} by SaleGamine2004-04-04 01:35:48
      MMMMmm yum! I'm fine... chiilled? only if by Electric Storm2004-04-04 01:55:13
  *Wanders in* by ixeian2004-04-04 01:11:23
    Good morning. by SaleGamine2004-04-04 01:13:20
      Good idea by ixeian2004-04-04 01:21:17
        There is a coat rack by the door. by SaleGamine2004-04-04 01:35:03
          *hangs coat up to dry by the door* by ixeian2004-04-04 01:52:26
            Have to go again... by ixeian2004-04-04 03:14:10
  *pounces her qudruplets* by vampiresquirrel2004-04-04 00:38:28
    Hello! by SaleGamine2004-04-04 00:39:57
      busy n stuff. by vampiresquirrel2004-04-04 00:41:50
        You and me both eh? by SaleGamine2004-04-04 00:46:04
  Morning SaleGamine, you forgot: wet ... by Medentic2004-04-04 00:36:39
    Poor you by SaleGamine2004-04-04 00:39:06
      Mmmmmmmmm, by Medentic2004-04-04 00:48:55
        You are very welcome by SaleGamine2004-04-04 00:49:52
          Yup, ... by Medentic2004-04-04 00:55:21
            LOL by SaleGamine2004-04-04 00:58:32
  Moin, SaleGamine! by diGriz2004-04-04 00:32:16
    *Serves tea* by SaleGamine2004-04-04 00:37:15
      Not masochistic... by diGriz2004-04-04 00:40:26
        Oh. by SaleGamine2004-04-04 00:45:30
          I separated from my wife by diGriz2004-04-04 00:57:37
            You lost more than by SaleGamine2004-04-04 01:01:45
              Frustfresser by diGriz2004-04-04 01:03:25
                Ah, ok by SaleGamine2004-04-04 01:05:06
  "Grey and dismal Sunday".... by fudje2004-04-04 00:31:16
    Ok, BAS it is by SaleGamine2004-04-04 00:36:24
      Thankyou. by fudje2004-04-04 00:41:32
        You're welcome by SaleGamine2004-04-04 00:44:28
          I guess so, by fudje2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Ah. Her autumns tend to be very wet. by SaleGamine2004-04-04 01:10:59
  Morning by Bellator2004-04-04 00:28:12
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-04-04 00:29:13
      Oh, I'm quite fine by Bellator2004-04-04 00:48:24
        Do you actually get any worth watching? by SaleGamine2004-04-04 00:50:34
          Sometimes yes by Bellator2004-04-04 00:52:44
            No way you can go back to bed? by SaleGamine2004-04-04 00:56:22
              No, I'm wide awake by Bellator2004-04-04 01:05:04
                A point. by SaleGamine2004-04-04 01:05:58
                  Also good to curl up by Electric Storm2004-04-04 01:23:53
                    Well yes of course. by SaleGamine2004-04-04 01:34:26
                      Besides... the spiders! by Electric Storm2004-04-04 01:56:45
eBay posting critique requested by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Besides the things that are already fixed... by KingOfFools2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Guaranteed to be fixed by SnappingTurtle2004-04-04 17:10:26
  I would re-word this part... by ubergeek22004-04-04 07:44:57
    Yuppers by SnappingTurtle2004-04-04 17:13:29
  *Left* knee? (n/t) by frause2004-04-04 05:54:07
    doh! by SnappingTurtle2004-04-04 07:15:47
  Is something from 1947 really antique? by Control2004-04-04 03:01:07
    [ insert random elGooged website here] says... by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
      technological items seem to 'age' faster by dissociated2004-04-04 04:28:20
  "A particularly scary looking doohicky." :D by Winsmith2004-04-04 00:33:35
    speaking of the doohicky... by harold2004-04-04 07:48:33
      I googled "walking foot"... by SnappingTurtle2004-04-04 17:13:11
        Well... by harold2004-04-04 23:18:56
  looks good to me by PsychoI3oy2004-04-04 00:31:46
    Yuppers by SnappingTurtle2004-04-04 07:16:20
hmmm - its one of *those* days again - by DragonLady2004-04-04 00:24:00
  apparently also the 40th birthday of someone one by PsychoI3oy2004-04-04 00:27:05
    his 10th birthday party, no less... (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-04-04 00:27:38
I seem to be too dense... :-) by Farmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You got it by monika_krug2004-04-04 10:21:32
    Thanks :-) by Farmer2004-04-04 12:21:03
  No, it's just not funny. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 00:19:11
    "There's nothing funny about a colonoscopy!" (n/t) by fudje2004-04-04 00:54:35
  Not coffee ... by DragonLady2004-04-04 00:16:11
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  joggle by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
    emptomologist: noun by Irrelevant2004-04-04 09:00:57
      coriblet : noun by tajomaru2004-04-04 09:19:33
        garglanator by pas512004-04-04 09:36:35
          anticrastinate: verb by Irrelevant2004-04-04 09:47:06
That's becoming politically incorrect. by fudje2004-04-04 00:06:39
Am I the only one thinking 'frankengarlic' by Atrahasis2004-04-04 00:06:10
  Heh. (n/t) by fudje2004-04-04 00:09:07
  It will never be the same for me now! by challinor2004-04-04 00:07:01
    You're welcome (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 00:09:09
Uh .. I understand Gmail ..but the logo? (n/t) by DragonLady2004-04-04 00:03:41
  Swatting all the by n4zhg2004-04-04 06:58:44
  Oh, that. by kierthos2004-04-04 00:05:34
  flyswatted msn butterfly logo (n/t) by vampiresquirrel2004-04-04 00:05:02
    {{{VampireSquirrel}}} by klaranth2004-04-04 00:09:40
      Writeing has been on and off by vampiresquirrel2004-04-04 00:11:27
        Started on NaNoEdMo here last month, but ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I didn't do NaNoEdMo.... by vampiresquirrel2004-04-04 00:34:16
    Ooo-oo-ooh! by DragonLady2004-04-04 00:06:36
      *laughs* Their commercials crack me up though by vampiresquirrel2004-04-04 00:10:48
        Butterfly-guy should go to the same therapy by hieraco2004-04-04 00:21:09
        we dont get those ... by DragonLady2004-04-04 00:20:06
          It's great, ain't it? by fudje2004-04-04 00:21:54
Where are the eyes? (n/t) by ideur2004-04-04 00:02:32
Huh? by Nightshade2004-04-04 00:02:29
  Ask April? (n/t) by vetitice2004-04-04 08:06:09
  Invitation only by challinor2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *lol* by DragonLady2004-04-04 00:09:26
      IE - Firefox - Mozilla - Netscape by klaranth2004-04-04 00:13:06
      worksforme in Mozilla Waterunicorn/Linux (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-04-04 00:11:49
        WFM, SCO Iceweasel by magus4242004-04-04 00:36:46
          I thought they were calling it Elementanimal now(; by Atrahasis2004-04-04 00:44:55
            Elementfauna, actually by Znirk2004-04-04 11:35:33
      works fine for me in Firebird (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 00:11:44
        but not in Netscape 4.7, if it's any consolation. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 00:17:04
          The "About Netscape 4.7" page does't work in NS47 (n/t) by fudje2004-04-04 00:19:20
            Sure it does! How else would I know it was 4.7? (n (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 00:22:41
  1Gb sounds about right to me. by hieraco2004-04-04 00:04:41
    1048576k should be enough for everyone. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 00:07:07
      That's a good size to store a movie ... (n/t) by klaranth2004-04-04 00:16:11
      Yeah. At once. (n/t) by fudje2004-04-04 00:13:04
      That goes well with: by ideur2004-04-04 00:12:38
        I believe that's exactly why he said it ;) (n/t) by romandas2004-04-04 07:26:41
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2004-04-04 00:01:04
  s/Jungle/Djungle/...... (n/t) by tajomaru2004-04-04 07:09:32
Translations by Nea2004-04-04 00:01:01
  Esperanto by goulo2004-04-04 06:28:47
  Züritüütsch by Catharsis2004-04-04 04:50:08
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-04-04 00:20:56
    Kleiner Hinweis by diGriz2004-04-04 00:25:31
      Klingt irgendwie ... by BlueTiger2004-04-04 00:30:41
        Exakt by diGriz2004-04-04 00:34:09
        Klar by Farmer2004-04-04 00:33:44
      Kiek an, dat heff ik nich wussen. by Farmer2004-04-04 00:30:12
        Es gibt diverse Übersetzungen dafür... by diGriz2004-04-04 00:34:58
  Dansk / Danish by k2OS2004-04-04 00:11:47
  German / Deutsch by diGriz2004-04-04 00:03:18
    Okay, ich spare mir meins heute :-) by Farmer2004-04-04 00:09:01
      Vielen Dank für den Tipp by diGriz2004-04-04 00:23:21
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Death. by bassplayer2004-04-04 23:35:57
  the columbia internet staff by lenmear2004-04-04 23:33:31
  Anatomy teachers who talk to dissected stuff (n/t) by freon2004-04-04 12:37:49
    i read: "dissected staff" :-P (n/t) by dissociated2004-04-04 13:36:56
    Alas, poor Yorick. by pas512004-04-04 13:05:23
  Politicians, religious zealots and by sloth_guy2004-04-04 09:12:45
    Sorry! What I meant to say was... by sloth_guy2004-04-04 09:20:54
      Politicians and religious zealots by monika_krug2004-04-04 10:40:56
  People the world over, and especially Americans, by Adiplomat2004-04-04 06:12:00
  That guy standing behind your right shoulder... by Irrelevant2004-04-04 04:42:08
    Shows what you know! by tnglives2004-04-04 17:01:19
  snakes (n/t) by schwing12004-04-04 00:41:53
  A surgical operation by Alcyone2004-04-04 00:30:37
    'who'? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-04-04 01:07:02
  Those people here in Germany who by Farmer2004-04-04 00:20:36
    agreed by showdogg2004-04-04 04:21:52
  You're not cleared for that infnordmation. by tnglives2004-04-04 00:20:30
    You suffer from the dark lucid's? by fudje2004-04-04 00:24:42
  earwigs and maggots by Celticess2004-04-04 00:17:13
    So, you actually didn't change your answer there? (n/t) by fudje2004-04-04 00:20:15
      well he's not an earwig by Celticess2004-04-04 00:26:24
        That's cruel.... by fudje2004-04-04 00:35:30
          for ct's and mri's they don't particularly by Celticess2004-04-04 00:38:58
            Funny. My head was pinned down in this cage. by fudje2004-04-04 01:02:44
              diffrent types of machines and depends by Celticess2004-04-04 10:50:39
  George W. Bush. by fudje2004-04-04 00:15:54
    Karl Rove. by pas512004-04-04 13:01:58
    Worse, GWB winning again (n/t) by magus4242004-04-04 00:40:10
  I think it's a tie... by Kickstart2004-04-04 00:15:12
    Or Springer himself, for that matter. (n/t) by pas512004-04-04 05:22:03
  Spiders by Bellator2004-04-04 00:13:16
    Oh, the question was who... by Bellator2004-04-04 00:24:45
      No one can destroy the planet! by Atrahasis2004-04-04 00:28:50
        From my POV it doesn't really matter does it? by Bellator2004-04-04 00:37:28
          Sure, it's a whole different order of destruction. by Atrahasis2004-04-04 00:41:54
        Except Unicron and Darth Vader, that is. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 00:34:40
          Foolish human. by tnglives2004-04-04 00:38:14
          What about Evil Emperor Zurg? by fudje2004-04-04 00:37:48
            Disney? I thought it sounded like HHGTG. by Atrahasis2004-04-04 00:54:06
              The Vogons by felinoid2004-04-04 03:01:41
                Yeah, but wasn't there a particular Vogon? (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-04-04 10:53:34
                  The captain? by Spiff2004-04-04 12:19:47
                'twas called "Graveheart" by fudje2004-04-04 07:04:15
              They probably copied Adams... by fudje2004-04-04 01:00:43
                There was an animated Buzz Lightyear movie, too... by Spud312004-04-04 11:44:58
                He was also in Toy Story 1. by mwq2004-04-04 05:38:09
                  I wouldn't exactly call that a part.... (n/t) by fudje2004-04-04 07:00:20
    Don't worry dear I'll deal with the spiders by Celticess2004-04-04 00:15:50
  Christians by Control2004-04-04 00:12:46
    Add the Jewish zealots to that by skeptic2004-04-04 03:05:56
      Smooth and closed in itself? ;-) by Catharsis2004-04-04 04:53:21
        Both. (n/t) by skeptic2004-04-04 05:17:47
      Nice figure of speech by Control2004-04-04 03:36:24
  Well... by daswife2004-04-04 00:02:58
  spiders (n/t) by challinor2004-04-04 00:02:46
    why are you afraid of a snooker rest? by pas512004-04-04 09:07:51
    Agreed! (n/t) by vampiresquirrel2004-04-04 00:04:42
  The MSN butterfly. (n/t) by hieraco2004-04-04 00:02:35
    You call it a butterfly, by pas512004-04-04 09:06:47
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

[Todays Cartoon Discussion] [News Index]

Come get yer ARS (Account Registration System) Source Code here!
All images, characters, content and text are copyrighted and trademarks of J.D. Frazer except where other ownership applies. Don't do bad things, we have lawyers.
UserFriendly.Org and its operators are not liable for comments or content posted by its visitors, and will cheerfully assist the lawful authorities in hunting down script-kiddies, spammers and other net scum. And if you're really bad, we'll call your mom. (We're not kidding, we've done it before.)