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Cartoon for Mar 26, 2004
Strip for Mar 26, 2004
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Latecomers thread by astreius2004-03-26 23:53:46
  Yay! It's almost rollover. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 23:58:34
    T - 1 minute and counting! (n/t) by shorty822004-03-27 00:00:02
  still kicking... by scragman2004-03-26 23:57:38
  Good morning. (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 23:54:53
Jump. (n/t) by ag_wyvern2004-03-26 23:20:35
  For my love? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-26 23:48:14
  How high? (n/t) by friareriner2004-03-26 23:41:41
  Van Halen! (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 23:27:40
    Are you as excited as I am by coffeeman2004-03-26 23:31:08
  Fall (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 23:25:11
Does anyone know if C:\do.exe is a by bordertech2004-03-26 22:03:41
  microsoft's site is giving hits from many products by lenmear2004-03-26 22:09:16
  IIRC, no by raptor_872004-03-26 22:08:59
    It's most likely a dropped executable. by themadkansan2004-03-26 22:17:06
      Try this first... by nagromo2004-03-27 06:57:37
Good night. I must get up early tomorrow. by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Lucky you -- I'm going to the doctor's. by lucidpsyche2004-03-26 23:07:50
TTGTB by silvermoon822004-03-26 21:55:57
  This is amusing: by silvermoon822004-03-26 22:04:46
    CYA from the company by DaNutBall2004-03-26 22:13:40
Attn: Mac and/or BSD UFies: by talon07202004-03-26 21:40:10
"With Jesus, in a bowl of dirt..." by SuaveRedSalami2004-03-26 21:35:35
  "Jesus is dead and buried" .... (n/t) by lenmear2004-03-26 22:11:18
  What to do: by bassplayer2004-03-26 21:47:17
    I don't drink. by SuaveRedSalami2004-03-26 21:48:36
HO. LY. CRAP. by bassplayer2004-03-26 21:29:00
  the dirrect aproach by Nightwind2004-03-27 20:23:16
  Eeek ... stalkers are no fun. by lucidpsyche2004-03-26 23:06:29
  Send her back a link to your UF diary, by Atrahasis2004-03-26 23:01:20
  This one time...at band camp...(n/t) by babywhizAR2004-03-26 22:09:23
  You could...... by Kickstart2004-03-26 21:54:50
    And the Light of Reason shines through the fog... by bassplayer2004-03-26 21:59:30
  Llyr, any suggestions? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 21:48:39
  Crazy stalker girl! by SuaveRedSalami2004-03-26 21:38:21
    Er...about interest... by bassplayer2004-03-26 21:57:15
    Which see already does. by bassplayer2004-03-26 21:45:19
      just tell her you cant make it... by friareriner2004-03-26 21:47:29
And now I've lost my book. by silvermoon822004-03-26 21:10:27
  Clancy isn't a story teller, so he mixes by webishop2004-03-26 21:44:38
  Precis, please? I can probably name it for you. by Adiplomat2004-03-26 21:22:19
    OK, it's a Jack Ryan book. by silvermoon822004-03-26 21:38:06
      Debt of Honor. Easter egg? I'll have to re-read. by Adiplomat2004-03-26 21:43:13
        That was a good one. Also, gave a real by bordertech2004-03-26 22:06:57
        Cool, thank you. by silvermoon822004-03-26 21:53:08
Distelfink! by Adiplomat2004-03-26 21:07:01
  It's a real word, you know! (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-26 23:03:20
  bloof. by cgmeister2004-03-26 21:11:56
    Baddarflapf. by themadkansan2004-03-26 22:18:24
      BlanaBlanaBlana by nagromo2004-03-27 07:10:06
ATTN: Llyr by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  :D by Llyr2004-03-26 20:42:29
Crap! by Llyr2004-03-26 20:28:05
  Picture linky, por favor? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 21:19:02
    De by Adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Muchas gracias. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 21:34:21
  Wuza "dremel"? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 20:39:19
    Small, versatile power tool. by silvermoon822004-03-26 20:42:22
      This is why people should be *cautious* with by Llyr2004-03-26 20:43:08
        I *am* being cautious. by silvermoon822004-03-26 20:50:15
          The hypnotic quality, eh? by ag_wyvern2004-03-26 20:53:02
            I know that feeling... by silvermoon822004-03-26 20:57:57
          I have rather good fine motor control. by Llyr2004-03-26 20:52:01
I found my clock. :) by silvermoon822004-03-26 20:19:29
  {{{Silvermoon}}} by Reddy2004-03-26 20:22:18
    {{{Reddy}}} by silvermoon822006-11-19 12:55:59
  I found my dremel. :) (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 20:21:43
    What of the fingers? by tnglives2004-03-26 20:30:28
      There's a reason for that... by silvermoon822004-03-26 20:36:56
      I know! by Llyr2004-03-26 20:31:31
I. (n/t) by ag_wyvern2004-03-26 20:12:03
  In Latinam: Ego (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 20:13:33
    Nihongo de Watashi wa. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 20:16:26
      There you are. by Llyr2004-03-26 20:18:56
        The peachiness never ends: by bassplayer2004-03-26 20:23:21
          I didn't know you were in track. by Llyr2004-03-26 20:25:19
Bedtime by Reddy2004-03-26 20:09:58
  YOU KIDS GET TO BED OR by shorty822004-03-26 20:23:29
    Stop that. by bassplayer2004-03-26 20:25:32
    They got to by Reddy2004-03-26 20:24:52
      STOP JUMPING AND GO TO SLEEP by shorty822004-03-26 20:27:49
sitting in my dorm room... by scragman2004-03-26 19:55:20
  anyone else think of Aqualung when they read that by friareriner2004-03-26 20:01:19
    Sitting in a dorm room by silvermoon822004-03-26 21:12:49
      phew, I'm not the only one... (n/t) by friareriner2004-03-26 21:30:30
    Not me by Reddy2004-03-26 20:07:38
W:ET Victims needed by DesertRat662004-03-26 19:51:01
Is it "Ufies" OR "UFies" ??? by dire_lobo2004-03-26 19:36:18
  Yes. (n/t) by ag_wyvern2004-03-26 19:37:42
    Such insight.. I have to agree. =) (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-26 19:45:15
      I agree also ;) (n/t) by Reddy2004-03-26 19:45:57
        Yup. Totally, definately, and positively so. (n/t) by oot2004-03-26 19:52:44
          1 (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-26 19:58:20
    I agree, it is (n/t) by scragman2004-03-26 19:43:13
So, I finally get the office wireless network up by wisteria4562004-03-26 19:33:23
  Is the card set to audibly scan for wireless ap's? by delltech2004-03-26 20:49:15
  Got any old headphones you can sacrifice? by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-26 19:36:02
    Man, that's the best idea I've heard so far! (n/t) by wisteria4562004-03-26 19:38:36
Earth! Fire! Water! Wind! (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 19:30:46
  Salt! Sugar! Fat! Chocolate! (n/t) by webishop2004-03-26 19:38:36
  Heart! (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-03-26 19:33:14
    go captain planet! (n/t) by lenmear2004-03-26 19:38:59
      your powers have combined by CaptainPlanet2004-03-26 20:55:15
        Is it not "By your powers combined..."? (n/t) by arktus2004-03-26 22:53:55
          by your powers combined. (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-03-26 23:17:59
    That was the lamest ring. No doubt about it. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-26 19:37:45
      And the lamest kid, too. by Llyr2004-03-26 19:53:56
        That's what happens when by ToLazyToThink2004-03-27 16:28:36
Heart. (n/t) by ag_wyvern2004-03-26 19:22:32
  Arrrrrggghhh!!! Dog and Butterfly by lab rat2004-03-26 19:47:12
  soul ....(n/t) by tajomaru2004-03-26 19:34:28
  Barracuda (n/t) by DesertRat662004-03-26 19:31:25
    Jug-jigga-jug-jigga-jug-jigga-jug-jigga-jug-jigga by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
      ahh thats a good one (n/t) by friareriner2004-03-26 23:41:23
      meedley meedley meedley meedley (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-03-26 19:47:19
      The Attack of the Missing <br> Tags! (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 19:40:29
    black on black ii (n/t) by lenmear2004-03-26 19:38:14
  Spades (n/t) by Reddy2004-03-26 19:25:11
    Clubs (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 19:25:47
  Liver (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 19:24:12
    Kidneys (n/t) by oot2004-03-26 19:24:39
TTGDRAOKTGHAS thread by dire_lobo2004-03-26 19:20:18
  ahhh by Reddy2004-03-26 19:22:40
  If your friend's going to be there a while... by abstrackt2004-03-26 19:22:25
    He's been in for a little over 4 weeks this time.. by dire_lobo2004-03-26 19:33:59
      Ah crap man.. that sucks... by abstrackt2004-03-26 19:47:03
      {{{Dire Lobo}}} by Reddy2004-03-26 19:44:53
:O by Llyr2004-03-26 19:06:16
  Oh bah. by Llyr2004-03-26 19:06:32
    Why not just skip Institute class? (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 19:08:34
      'Cause I like Institute. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 19:09:06
        You might try talking to your teacher by Reddy2004-03-26 19:10:52
          Institute == Institute of Religion by Llyr2004-03-26 19:12:56
            but does he teach by Reddy2004-03-26 19:15:59
              Oh right. by Llyr2004-03-26 19:22:43
                you could always ask (n/t) by Reddy2004-03-26 19:24:48
                  True. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 19:32:02
        But the colloquium sounds like more fun. (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 19:10:32
    4 letters: S-K-I-P (n/t) by lenmear2004-03-26 19:08:25
      Gotcha beat! 5 letters: D-I-T-C-H by dire_lobo2004-03-26 19:12:36
        Answer's always "no" anyway... by Adiplomat2004-03-26 19:16:48
          Not always. by silvermoon822004-03-26 20:54:15
          *snerk* how long have you been in my class?!? by dire_lobo2004-03-26 19:24:21
Wichita Ufies be careful!!! This is scary. by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I wouldn't worry that much if I ran into the jerk by talon07202004-03-26 21:37:38
    These days, he's quite likely to get shot. by themadkansan2004-03-26 22:27:51
  Jack Straw from Witchitaw, Cut his buddy down? by llamatron2004-03-26 19:18:29
    "Jack Straw" by dire_lobo2004-03-26 19:42:40
      See, Nea? by Egaeus2004-03-26 20:08:03
        I didn't say it didn't ever come up... by Nea2004-03-26 22:01:07
          No, you didn't by Egaeus2004-03-27 06:34:38
    '71, gah, and about some historical dude... (n/t) by llamatron2004-03-26 19:20:28
  You beat me to it. I saw that in our "Quick" by Adiplomat2004-03-26 18:41:52
  I'm glad I don't live there. Be careful Wichita by shorty822004-03-26 18:36:33
Thinking about a UF:UT2004 game tonight. by Adiplomat2004-03-26 18:26:25
  Oooooo! by Ravenlock2004-03-26 19:01:40
Proof that I'm not all there: by lucidpsyche2004-03-26 18:17:29
  well you know what they say... by fireballmatt2004-03-26 19:32:42
    Around here, they say "Cowboy up, by webishop2004-03-26 19:44:29
  Chasing cows on a friday night eh? by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:51:56
    Nope, Los Angeles county. ;-) (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-03-26 23:09:29
  Totally bad idea. by BrainBug2004-03-26 18:35:57
  doesn't sound like a good idea at all... by j.butterfly2004-03-26 18:23:09
    No worries, I will... by lucidpsyche2004-03-26 18:27:57
  sounds fun by Reddy2004-03-26 18:22:54
    Horses? (n/t) by gryphin2004-03-26 19:10:18
      *grins* by Reddy2004-03-26 19:13:34
Funny comic in my school paper today by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  NEW URL FOR PIC by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hmmm by Reddy2004-03-26 20:24:04
      I don't know. by shorty822004-03-26 20:34:40
        It's leech-protected. by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
          I'll just leave it up at my site for a while (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-26 22:37:11
            Thanks abstrackt for the offer! by shorty822004-03-26 23:26:24
            Finally, a link guaranteed to work! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
              I guess it remembered my IP addy. by shorty822004-03-26 23:24:31
  Here is the by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    Cleaned up version at this addy by abstrackt2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thanks! by shorty822004-03-26 18:25:10
        Not a problem, was fun to play. =) by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:27:32
          It's alot better, by shorty822004-03-26 18:31:34
      Oops.. blurred author's name. by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:23:32
  erm.. why are they skulls? by SuaveRedSalami2004-03-26 18:07:41
    I guess that's what the artist wanted them to be. by shorty822004-03-26 18:49:32
  haha.. printing that one off by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:06:57
    Glad you like it! by shorty822004-03-26 18:09:34
      No worries, gives me something to do. by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:11:01
        Is vector and bitmap drawing/manipulation program by dire_lobo2004-03-26 18:26:56
          heh Paint Shop Pro 7 is my proggy of choice by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:28:29
            I got an educational version of MX suite... by dire_lobo2004-03-26 18:37:15
              That's what I have. by shorty822004-03-26 18:40:45
            Do you know where and how much I can find by shorty822004-03-26 18:33:08
              Not sure, to be honest. by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:35:12
                Thanks, by shorty822004-03-26 18:38:46
                Direct! by JillSwift2006-11-19 12:55:59
Anyone have a good recipe for teriyaki sauce? by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:05:28
  Teriyaki marinade: by AndyA2004-03-26 21:34:06
  here you go to both those by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I had one by Reddy2004-03-26 18:20:29
    I found one for soy sauce by Reddy2004-03-26 18:53:26
      *droool* Sounds tasty... thank you. =) (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:54:48
        My fav cookie by Reddy2004-03-26 18:59:57
  Yeah, Just go down to the nearest Chinese by shorty822004-03-26 18:07:39
    I would.. but I don't want to leave the house. =p by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:10:14
      1 out of my 4 asian cookbooks has a recipe by lenmear2004-03-26 18:18:58
        Ahh.. that's easy enough. Thank ya by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:22:05
          only one for you?! ;) (n/t) by lenmear2004-03-26 18:26:10
            Well I've already had like 5 *hic* =p (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:29:36
              Hey, could you send some Saki my way? by shorty822004-03-26 18:34:46
                It'd probably be an empty bottle by the time I by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:37:12
                  Thanks anyway! by shorty822004-03-26 18:42:07
                    That's what I find so odd about that stuff.. by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:44:19
                      Yeah, I hear it is powerful sh***. (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 18:46:47
                        And you either love it, or hate it. (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:48:25
                          I'll have to try to get my hands on some one day. by shorty822004-03-26 18:51:28
                            Drink it warm, most tasty like that. by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:53:42
                              I thought you didn't want to leave the house? (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 18:55:00
                                I didn't, but now I don't want to cook either!! =( (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:55:30
                                I understand 100% ;-) (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 18:56:05
                                heh Now to rectify the hunger situation.. by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:58:47
                            - whole lot; + whole lot of anything (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 18:52:15
                      err.. need FOR moderation* (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-26 18:44:42
      But the packets are made on a machine in a factory by shorty822004-03-26 18:15:50
I just wanted to say thank ALL y'all... by dire_lobo2004-03-26 17:52:39
  A) You're welcome. The pleasure is mine. by Llyr2004-03-26 18:57:14
    Thanks 'lil Ute... by dire_lobo2004-03-26 19:08:46
      Heh. Anytime, my good Lobo. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 19:54:36
  Anytime you need us, were here for you by demonhedge2004-03-26 18:46:57
    I'm beginning to realize just how potent by dire_lobo2004-03-26 19:05:03
  {{{Dire Lobo}}} by Reddy2004-03-26 18:17:07
    {{{Reddy}}} by dire_lobo2004-03-26 18:32:40
  This sounds a little like good bye and thanks for by Unfair2004-03-26 18:08:34
    wow... lotsa insight...very intuitive by dire_lobo2004-03-26 18:52:44
  {{{dire_lobo}}} by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks again by dire_lobo2004-03-26 18:54:31
      :-) by oot2004-03-26 19:10:22
  {{{dire_lobo}}} by j.butterfly2004-03-26 17:56:01
    They will eventually... I do know that by dire_lobo2004-03-26 18:57:01
  a) You're a fine person to associate with =p by abstrackt2004-03-26 17:54:26
    a) as are you! by dire_lobo2004-03-26 18:33:30
I just was this on the news...EWWWW! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Only thing I haven't tried out of that list... by abstrackt2004-03-26 17:57:22
    Alligator is yummy, just tough. :-D (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-03-26 18:14:13
      Nah, alligator's nothing special. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 18:26:59
  You were that on the news? Weee! ;P (n/t) by BrainBug2004-03-26 17:44:20
    HaHa...yeah I saw that after I posted. (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-03-26 17:45:12
      some hors d' ouevres are for sight alone. :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-26 18:07:41
Aaarrrggghhh! (again) by tms17912004-03-26 17:37:33
  OK this is how it works: by frause2004-03-26 23:31:46
Ignore Richard Clarke... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Unofficial UF Book Club Reminder Post by karaken122006-11-19 12:55:59
  Update by karaken122006-11-19 12:55:59
engfeh! by dissociated2004-03-26 16:50:59
  With or without by thewrongcrowd2004-03-26 17:15:58
    We've come for your liver. by karaken122004-03-26 17:29:37
      Sorry. by thewrongcrowd2004-03-26 17:46:28
  yeah, but what about us old sour Ufies? ;-) (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-03-26 17:10:00
Bought me an LCD monitor by Kickstart2004-03-26 16:41:58
  Nice. by wisteria4562004-03-26 16:52:36
    Mine's lasted over a year now by abstrackt2004-03-26 17:02:23
      That's why I use a laptop for everything, by delltech2004-03-26 20:54:01
    According to some references... by Kickstart2004-03-26 17:01:41
Ahh... double-garlic spaghetti. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-26 16:41:56
  But, uhh, we've _all_ been eating DGS.... by williamashbless2004-03-26 16:44:12
    Only you geeks... by SuaveRedSalami2004-03-26 16:45:29
      Part of the RAE/RVAN accord of 1909 by williamashbless2004-03-26 16:47:47
        Which was codified in 1998 as part of the by dire_lobo2004-03-26 17:09:14
          w00t! w00t! =)=)=) (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-26 17:17:18
I'm surrounded by cardboard boxes! by IByte2004-03-26 16:35:41
  oooh play time save them! by Celticess2004-03-26 16:37:33
    Which reminds me of this week's university news- by IByte2004-03-26 17:30:00
    Nah, already done that before... by IByte2004-03-26 17:11:42
    I can't get James to do that by Reddy2004-03-26 16:49:48
      I used to use couch cushions as a little girl by Celticess2004-03-26 17:15:42
        two chairs & the couch by Reddy2004-03-26 17:19:15
          every chair, by lenmear2004-03-26 17:27:40
This could have been a jolly evening tonight, by UnFair2004-03-26 16:15:25
  {{{Unfair}}} by Reddy2004-03-26 16:54:30
    Thanx, I just needed to cool off a little by UnFair2004-03-26 17:09:39
      Fahrenheit by Reddy2004-03-26 17:23:29
OH-HOHOHOHOHO by Llyr2004-03-26 16:13:26
  that subject line by Nightwind2004-03-26 20:44:15
  Try microwaving a lightbulb, plenty fun! by lab rat2004-03-26 16:39:17
    CDs are good. by wheresthefish2004-03-26 17:19:18
      Best use of AOL discs EVAR. (n/t) by bikke2004-03-26 18:07:11
        A few more uses for AOL discs: by shorty822004-03-26 18:21:26
  Eggs do have a bubble inside. (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-26 16:35:25
  You didn't know that? by LionsPhil2004-03-26 16:18:34
    I'm thinking about going to a thrift store to get by Llyr2004-03-26 16:19:01
      After you blow out the magnetron, maybe by dire_lobo2004-03-26 17:13:40
      Some suggestions on it by raptor_872004-03-26 16:40:49
      Yeah, well, be ready to cut the power. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 16:23:41
        Heh. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 16:24:01
I hate people! by harold2004-03-26 15:56:40
  {{{Harold}}} by Reddy2004-03-26 16:58:27
  Yeah... People stink. by Psycl0ne2004-03-26 16:44:59
  ok, that is much worse than my evening by UnFair2004-03-26 16:22:25
  I'm sorry that you were stolen from. by shorty822004-03-26 16:10:01
Dream computer ... 4x4x4x4 by Slamlander2004-03-26 15:26:56
  More power and goodies than I'd ever use... (n/t) by wisteria4562004-03-26 16:55:44
  no because... by Celticess2004-03-26 16:39:37
  Pentii? Blech. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 15:44:55
    lets hope he's not using raid4 (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-03-26 15:50:49
      I prefer RAID10, even over RAID5 by Slamlander2004-03-26 16:20:35
  Can't be long though. by julius.apweiler2004-03-26 15:42:39
    4x4 Gb Ram, then... by Rattler2004-03-26 15:46:22
      Mmmh, that's more like it. by julius.apweiler2004-03-26 15:54:01
  Scrap the P4s. Go Opteron! (n/t) by Tomo2004-03-26 15:28:36
    Only 1.8GHz? Why? (n/t) by Slamlander2004-03-26 15:42:00
Glade. (n/t) by ag_wyvern2004-03-26 15:26:34
  libglade.so not found by PsychoI3oy2004-03-26 16:01:59
Polysyndeton by Llyr2004-03-26 15:20:35
  What does it mean? (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 15:21:41
    Repeating conjunctions in close succession by Llyr2004-03-26 15:22:15
      Ahh! Thanks! (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 15:23:43
        Np. Example: by Llyr2004-03-26 15:25:59
          Other examples by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
            In Latin: by Llyr2004-03-26 15:30:28
Global Heresy by BrainBug2004-03-26 15:04:02
Maybe Kerry is just like Clinton... by Kickstart2004-03-26 14:44:46
  The US go metric? by wheresthefish2004-03-26 17:21:19
    Never! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  My name anagrams to worse. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-03-26 16:46:23
  Better plan by Morely2004-03-26 16:31:52
  What's that you say, Mr. Brewster Egg? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-26 16:31:41
    Don't you mean by Kickstart2004-03-26 17:11:30
      So, from the remaining letters by BrainBug2004-03-26 17:39:42
  I still say they just need to elect me dictator :D (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-26 14:46:34
    you got my vote... by friareriner2004-03-26 14:48:49
    Why, what do you anagram to? (n/t) by krikkert2004-03-26 14:47:39
      6 off my nick, 177 off my name. (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-26 15:44:45
What the FSCK?! by LionsPhil2004-03-26 14:39:41
  It must be bedtime.... by babywhizAR2004-03-26 20:43:18
TTGTBT by Tomo2004-03-26 14:37:19
BURN IT! by LionsPhil2004-03-26 14:23:48
  Lock on phasers! Prepare to fire! (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 14:47:41
    "Launch Quantum (TM) torpedos!" by LionsPhil2004-03-26 14:50:27
      DAM IT! by hyzenthlay2004-03-26 15:10:23
        Dammit, Jim! I'm an actor, not an engineer! (n/t) by pas512004-03-26 15:12:12
          <scotty>Captain! I think I can double the power of by shorty822004-03-26 15:19:12
  Class IV device? (n/t) by pas512004-03-26 14:36:27
  Burn all the LOSERS! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-26 14:32:47
  LAZERS (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 14:28:21
    Light amplification by... WTH? (n/t) by karaken122004-03-26 16:15:47
    L4Z0RZ!!!1!!1!! (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 14:28:59
      B|00 |4z0rZ (n/t) by Myke2004-03-26 14:29:56
      Beer. (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-26 14:29:17
Question: ok so the wisdom teeth by P.Buttercup2004-03-26 14:23:26
  Don't know.... by TheyMustBIdiots2004-03-26 17:14:12
  swollen lips? by Celticess2004-03-26 16:41:54
    well the bottom two by P.Buttercup2004-03-26 17:53:28
  Don't know... by Rattler2004-03-26 15:12:46
  sounds normal to me by Reddy2004-03-26 14:30:32
    well I only have 3 by P.Buttercup2004-03-26 14:36:32
      I think that nerve by Reddy2004-03-26 14:39:34
        same here by P.Buttercup2004-03-26 14:47:06
  6-12 hours - normal, 24 hours - medical care by toxin2004-03-26 14:28:14
    I'm not to terribly worried by P.Buttercup2004-03-26 14:33:57
Microsoft: Does this scare anyone else? by Kewl2004-03-26 14:18:23
  *sees Microsoft ad* by Shadowclaw2004-03-26 14:52:05
  Hey, does this mean that MS are going to advertise by LionsPhil2004-03-26 14:21:05
  What? It's just good ol' capitalism. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 14:20:06
  AAAHHHH!!! by Llyr2004-03-26 14:19:35
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
Repost: finding the stupidest thing by Kickstart2004-03-26 14:13:42
  True story.... by Electric Storm2004-03-27 00:15:28
  calling the cops.... by tajomaru2004-03-26 19:36:46
  If this comedy routine were true... by toxin2004-03-26 14:57:49
    This is also made into a folksong "why Paddy can't by Unfair2004-03-26 19:28:55
      It also made it onto the show "MythBusters" by shorty822004-03-26 19:32:09
    I've read that before. by Avium2004-03-26 15:06:01
      Told me by... by Rattler2004-03-26 15:09:45
  Calling said customer support, by Scirocco2004-03-26 14:18:20
    he then calls back saying he forgot by lenmear2004-03-26 15:05:06
  Taking off the gas tank cap of a lawn mower and by talon07202004-03-26 14:17:24
    The only thing that could make that stupider... by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-26 16:40:13
    I can beat that with personal experience by Kickstart2004-03-26 14:31:15
      Reaching into a running Combine... by Rattler2004-03-26 14:55:48
        A large number of the old farmers I've met by ToLazyToThink2004-03-26 20:17:08
        Was he allowed to procreate? by toxin2004-03-26 15:00:16
      And for your entertainment, by Tomo2004-03-26 14:33:04
        *Holds lit match to Kickstart's mouth* by shorty822004-03-26 14:45:02
  *waves* (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 14:16:31
W:ET anyone? by imperito2004-03-26 13:48:13
  I'm already there. Come on, 2 ain't enough! (n/t) by Tomo2004-03-26 13:48:45
invoke (a cappella fans (SoCal)) by niwikki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Way Cool! by hyzenthlay2004-03-26 15:04:54
  Wheee! & CD Advice? by Catharsis2004-03-26 14:10:31
  *Bugs off* by BloodyViking2004-03-26 13:41:21
  Dang. Wish I was in SoCal. by McNutcase2004-03-26 13:39:32
    A capella? That means "In the nude" right? by vetitice2004-03-26 14:06:01
      Erm... sort of :-/ by McNutcase2004-03-26 14:07:24
        :-D by vetitice2004-03-26 14:13:02
Perl::DBI ... HELP!!! by TrogL2004-03-26 13:29:07
  Look here: by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I must have had sense of humour that day by TrogL2004-03-26 13:35:14
Gah. by McNutcase2004-03-26 13:27:44
  McNutcase, don't unplug the router by Tomo2004-03-26 13:33:35
    Somewhat. by McNutcase2004-03-26 13:37:59
      Sounds like fun. by Tomo2004-03-26 13:45:33
        don't like poker? by McNutcase2004-03-26 13:48:28
          Nor do I. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 14:13:49
            It's easy. by McNutcase2004-03-26 14:45:17
          Yeah, strange I know. by Tomo2004-03-26 13:49:52
            Read that as "Contact Bridge" hehehehe [n/t] by jeff_uk2004-03-26 14:32:25
              You, sir, are not alone. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 15:37:55
              Have to suggest that to our social sec. by Tomo2004-03-26 14:34:31
            Never tried bridge of any kind. by McNutcase2004-03-26 13:55:08
Waitress applicants videotaped naked by quilting_kitty2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey ! I expected a link to the tape(s) >:) by Cokish2004-03-26 13:38:55
    Sorry to disappoint! I'll try to do better next ti by quilting_kitty2004-03-26 13:44:54
  Hooters. If I want to see naked women, by toxin2004-03-26 13:36:46
    So you can't go anymore...at least by quilting_kitty2004-03-26 13:47:44
      My arms aren't THAT long. She - Vancouver by toxin2004-03-26 13:55:52
Help with proposal (final repost) by tiberias2006-11-19 12:55:59
Things you don't see in airports down south: by toxin2004-03-26 12:52:53
  Things you don't see in airports up north: by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Venison-like, with more fat - depending on time by toxin2004-03-26 13:28:38
      elk tends to be very lean... by dire_lobo2004-03-26 13:58:12
        It does have a rhyme to it. by toxin2004-03-26 14:03:15
          'bou sashimi. Frozen, raw, paper thin slices. by toxin2004-03-26 14:05:12
          Hmmm by Reddy2004-03-26 14:04:57
ATTN: Winsmith by Myke2004-03-26 12:51:47
  What about 'woot@'? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-26 14:34:46
  *inserts a helpful "not" in the appropriate place* (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 13:50:13
    Was it a slip not? by dire_lobo2004-03-26 14:11:10
  Briefly did that last night. by julius.apweiler2004-03-26 13:27:04
Need BeOS Help!!! by delltech2004-03-26 12:45:15
  Yipes, it's been ages since I Be'd it up. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 13:03:17
    Just finished the network config. by delltech2004-03-26 13:54:15
  shutdown -h now [ENTER] --? by ChuckAB2004-03-26 12:47:49
    It worked, shutdown (no -h)! by delltech2004-03-26 13:03:38
need help finding a link ... on cats by rottweiler2004-03-26 12:14:37
  Toxoplasmosis (n/t) by Egaeus2004-03-26 12:25:56
    Yuck! (n/t) by Cokish2004-03-26 14:02:00
Forest. (n/t) by ag_wyvern2004-03-26 12:02:48
  foret, skogen, les by TrogL2004-03-26 13:36:46
  This is a large forest,... by HeyRef2004-03-26 13:27:43
    Cast flamey deathness on the trees to the North. by Irrelevant2004-03-26 13:35:44
  This is a dimly lit forest,... by HeyRef2004-03-26 13:12:23
    Climb tree, by shorty822004-03-26 14:08:22
      Does anybody here remember Zork? by HeyRef2004-03-26 14:11:23
        Zork game online: ... 404 Error: Now what??? ... by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Chirp at higher pitch :-) by ag_wyvern2004-03-26 13:18:08
  Run! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-26 12:53:06
  Lost (n/t) by techi8702004-03-26 12:50:07
    Found (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 12:50:48
  Moose. (n/t) by Spud312004-03-26 12:24:10
    Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-26 12:31:53
      That's nothing! by Tomo2004-03-26 13:35:34
        Actually, I'd rather not... (n/t) by Spud312004-03-26 14:27:27
  Bear. (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-03-26 12:07:35
    Fuzzy, was he? (n/t) by version0.12004-03-26 12:16:37
      Nope, that was the duck. (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-03-26 12:21:11
        Duck, its the fuzz. by version0.12004-03-26 12:57:59
    Bear with me (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-26 12:09:57
  Trees (n/t) by techi8702004-03-26 12:04:28
    a shrubbery! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-26 12:06:18
      A path, a path! (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-26 12:09:21
        Shhhh! (n/t) by jugulum2004-03-26 12:12:55
          I'm huntin' wabbit (n/t) by justducky2004-03-26 14:21:24
            What's up, doc? (n/t) by pas512004-03-26 15:16:43
              Wabbit Season! by shorty822004-03-26 15:20:33
          Why is something nearby? Perhaps a by DesertRat662004-03-26 12:31:03
            Or maybe a Snaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkeeeee! (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 12:36:22
              You called? (n/t) by Rattler2004-03-26 12:39:48
    Herring! (n/t) by DesertRat662004-03-26 12:05:11
      Red? (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-26 12:44:52
Looks like I am taking a trip to Alabama soon! by j.butterfly2004-03-26 11:49:19
  Ahhhhh by Reddy2004-03-26 12:30:59
  Mmm think of the food you by naturallylit2004-03-26 12:10:22
    Mouth is watering just thinking about it!! :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-03-26 12:14:54
  Have fun on your visit (n/t) by techi8702004-03-26 12:02:30
    Thanks. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-03-26 12:15:12
  I suppose I should tell you before you get there. by nin_man2004-03-26 11:55:43
    So any idea when by DesertRat662004-03-26 12:04:42
      So it's apes vs. the Chimp now? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-26 12:07:01
        You're right by DesertRat662004-03-26 12:08:42
          as opposed to hard-drinkin' hard-snortin' Bush (n/ (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-26 12:10:56
            At least he doesn't look bad wearing a lampshade! (n/t) by DesertRat662004-03-26 12:19:04
              He wasn't wearing it... by Kickstart2004-03-26 12:25:43
                No! No! No! by DesertRat662004-03-26 12:29:09
                  Finally, I can believe something about Bush! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-26 14:14:18
    Heh, yeah ok. Thanks!! :) I am looking forward to by j.butterfly2004-03-26 12:01:35
    And this is news? (n/t) by Demonhedge2004-03-26 11:58:31
    But I thought you moved to Florida...? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-26 11:57:30
      Yes, we're trying to branch out. (n/t) by nin_man2004-03-26 11:59:41
Just had a bizzare thought ... by subbywan2004-03-26 11:45:29
  He doesn't need to. by karaken122004-03-26 11:53:22
    So ESR is just Illiad in disguise?? by subbywan2004-03-26 12:23:34
      And teh good news is... by Morely2004-03-26 16:34:59
  I hope to discover that next year... by Lady-Luna2004-03-26 11:53:01
Aaand down again. Certainly feels bipolar :( (n/t) by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Are you getting help? by silvermoon822004-03-26 21:32:34
    AFAIK you need to be 21 to even get diagnosed... by Irrelevant2004-03-27 01:37:57
  Have you tried exercise? by Egaeus2004-03-26 12:03:11
    I have, on occasion. by Irrelevant2004-03-26 12:26:32
  Any reason for the down? by karaken122004-03-26 11:43:02
    How long do you have? by Irrelevant2004-03-26 12:15:59
      While I disagree about "the third time" deal by Myke2004-03-26 14:32:50
        I'm lacking logs, but IIRC it went something like: by Irrelevant2004-03-26 14:48:23
          now I remember by Myke2004-03-26 18:16:16
            "touchy"? Note post from 03/25: by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
      That's more than enough. by karaken122004-03-26 12:42:26
EV1 Whoops? by noprob2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Isn't EV1 UserFriendly's host? by shorty822004-03-26 17:15:04
  The lying weasel! by Morely2004-03-26 16:39:19
  heh... /. post was at 1:06 pm... by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yeah, I was shocked... by noprob2004-03-26 12:29:53
Quick C++ class question: by wheresthefish2004-03-26 11:22:03
  A quick way to find out: by inittab2004-03-26 12:21:00
    if you want a direct way to examine memory of obj- by inittab2004-03-26 14:16:31
  Realistically, you should abstract this. by williamashbless2004-03-26 12:09:20
    OK, thanks for the help. by wheresthefish2004-03-26 12:20:22
  I think it depends on the system. by Irrelevant2004-03-26 11:28:52
  typically yes, you are correct. by Patch2004-03-26 11:28:35
  Why should you care? by Didactylos2004-03-26 11:28:30
    OK then, by wheresthefish2004-03-26 11:31:56
      If you're trying to do file I/O, do each... by Irrelevant2004-03-26 11:35:44
        The normal way by Didactylos2004-03-26 11:46:41
          Practically, this isn't going to be used by wheresthefish2004-03-26 11:48:59
            If you want portable. by Avium2004-03-26 14:51:01
      Attack what? by karaken122004-03-26 11:33:59
        Problem as follows: by wheresthefish2004-03-26 11:46:57
          memory vs disk by ManiacJoe2004-03-26 11:57:01
          I don't think this is a good by Patch2004-03-26 11:51:23
            2d and 3d is a red herring. by wheresthefish2004-03-26 12:01:31
            Mmmm... Erotic cakes... (n/t) by karaken122004-03-26 11:54:28
          I'm afraid I don't see how you can do it. by karaken122004-03-26 11:50:37
            The file header specifically defines that by wheresthefish2004-03-26 11:57:30
Hey, Llyr! by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Heh yeah, I found those. :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 13:43:39
  I won Linux! w00t!!!111oneoneone (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-03-26 11:24:14
    Yeah, but you used the cheat codes. by karaken122004-03-26 11:33:21
      'Nightmare'? Let's see you do it on 'Helldesk'. (n/t) by krikkert2004-03-26 14:30:16
        Hee hee hee. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 16:07:22
    Yeah, I heard the end guy was really hard (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-26 11:27:48
  *snerk* "Cheat codes" by DaNutBall2004-03-26 11:15:54
    "HAXOR" *ponders* ... Stands up with >pride<. by ChuckAB2004-03-26 11:23:24
Good news (for me. Only about 4 ufies care...) by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Keys and cellphone? by SaleGamine2004-03-26 20:58:47
  Cool! (n/t) by silvermoon822004-03-26 15:05:43
  Yay! (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 13:46:38
  HAH! by my count, I'm number 7... by dire_lobo2004-03-26 12:30:08
    No, you're number six - *I'm* number 7! by ChuckAB2004-03-26 12:40:49
      no, you're number 6, count the names in the thread by psychoi3oy2004-03-26 12:42:35
        *D'oh!* by ChuckAB2004-03-26 12:46:43
          no, but 2 wrights made an airplane by psychoi3oy2004-03-26 12:51:44
  Cool by Reddy2004-03-26 12:19:39
  That is good news by DesertRat662004-03-26 12:07:21
  w00t good to hear by psychoi3oy2004-03-26 11:57:48
    yeah - but... by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, either I'm one of them or you underestimated by Adiplomat2004-03-26 11:15:07
    Thanks :) by Myke2004-03-26 11:16:25
      I know how that feels! (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-26 11:17:02
Do any UFies want to play UT:2004 tonight? by Adiplomat2004-03-26 11:09:49
  Ok, by LionsPhil2004-03-26 14:15:58
  Aye! by Arcanum2004-03-26 12:46:34
  Didn't particularly enjoy the demo myself. by Tomo2004-03-26 11:13:13
    Maybe it was the fact that the game felt "slow"? by lonegunman2004-03-26 11:34:00
      Yes, that's it. by Tomo2004-03-26 13:29:49
        Depends on what gametype you're playing. by Arcanum2004-03-26 13:50:19
          Actually, that's where I first noticed the problem by lonegunman2004-03-26 14:43:20
Can someone post a link to the domain registering by techi8702004-03-26 11:07:25
  Here 'tis by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
    thanks (n/t) by techi8702004-03-26 11:46:50
    Oooh! and you even got UF the clickthru by Adiplomat2004-03-26 11:25:52
      **kicks Patstart in the head** by dire_lobo2004-03-26 13:03:17
Hey NOLAWitch, remember the hurricane you imagined by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That was only a hallucination...or a videotape by NOLAWitch2004-03-26 12:19:21
  Blame It On El Nino! by crash_2004-03-26 11:44:17
    Take it from some one who lived there... by feather8022004-03-26 12:43:13
  Its gotta be Global Warming!!! (n/t) by Demonhedge2004-03-26 11:20:24
    You even got the "!!!" right. I'm so prouda you... (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-26 11:21:54
      Gee thanks, I try to please :p (n/t) by Demonhedge2004-03-26 11:25:21
    Nah, it's a secret US weapons test (n/t) by BrainBug2004-03-26 11:21:50
      If it blows over a Catholic (or Lutheran, etc.) by Adiplomat2004-03-26 11:23:56
        an act of Glod!!! (n/t) by dissociated2004-03-26 13:13:25
        Terrorists! by wheresthefish2004-03-26 11:25:03
          That storm is an Evil Doer (n/t) by crash_2004-03-26 11:45:06
  Weird... by Adiplomat2004-03-26 11:12:38
Chatlog time by Llyr2004-03-26 10:17:22
  coulda been worse by psychoi3oy2004-03-26 12:28:44
  I've been known to throw both fists in the air and by romandas2004-03-26 10:54:56
    both fists != fish bits, right? by tnglives2004-03-26 17:17:54
    Do you have a scanner? by ChuckAB2004-03-26 11:00:09
      Currently, I do not.. but hopefully I can take it by romandas2004-03-26 12:14:58
  OHNOES!!!1 (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-26 10:45:57
  You actually said "Teh"? by BrainBug2004-03-26 10:23:04
    Yes. :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 10:25:11
  I have been known... by wheresthefish2004-03-26 10:22:11
    Heh. by Llyr2004-03-26 10:25:31
      Eyebrows mainly. by wheresthefish2004-03-26 10:41:41
        That's what ^^ meant, I think... (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-26 11:01:48
          Is it? by wheresthefish2004-03-26 11:10:10
so if you're pulling an all nighter by leunnammi2004-03-26 10:03:04
  Traditional student here, I suppose. by krikkert2004-03-26 14:45:34
  When I sleep. by korazail2004-03-26 13:45:35
  When it's too late to go to bed. by julius.apweiler2004-03-26 11:38:49
  At 8am when the rest of my coworkers start by Demonhedge2004-03-26 11:23:53
  Midnight of course. by Didactylos2004-03-26 11:09:34
  at dawn if i'm not sleeping at all by dissociated2004-03-26 10:36:10
    funny -- exactly the same here! by WiNsMitH2004-03-26 11:40:11
    dawn is natures way of telling you to go to bed. by jayfarm2004-03-26 10:52:25
  4-5 a.m. by esbita2004-03-26 10:05:25
    so when by leunnammi2004-03-26 10:09:18
      for me half an hour before I have to get up again. by aix tom2004-03-26 10:12:21
Bush's Iraq WMDs joke backfires by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
  What I don't understand by version0.12004-03-26 11:46:22
    Talk about a stupid joker by Morely2004-03-26 16:42:00
  Well, who can say that they're suprised? by abstrackt2004-03-26 10:55:53
    Yeah somewhere a pooch is whimpering... by Adiplomat2004-03-26 11:28:52
FAO UK UFIES: RE NEW KIT KAT!!!! by jeff_uk2004-03-26 09:54:57
  they are available in the US in limited supply by krisguy2004-03-26 11:11:17
  Ooohh. by Llyr2004-03-26 10:00:16
  But! by Tomo2004-03-26 09:55:46
    yes they are by leunnammi2004-03-26 10:05:03
      What did Nestlé do again? by Irrelevant2004-03-26 10:11:15
        What happened? I'm not up-to-date with news... (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-26 10:16:25
          basically by leunnammi2004-03-26 10:18:32
            Interesting... (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-26 10:25:58
        except for being repeatedly told by leunnammi2004-03-26 10:13:30
          They are? I appear to have been misinformed. by Irrelevant2004-03-26 10:16:47
            apparently they didn't by leunnammi2004-03-26 10:19:57
              Fair enough. Got clickies? (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-03-26 10:21:19
                here goes by leunnammi2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  If they're still at it since 77, they need LARTed. by Irrelevant2004-03-26 10:33:09
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll by Llyr2004-03-26 09:45:58
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-03-26 11:53:50
    modded for breaking board by Kickstart2004-03-26 11:49:40
    MODS! Horizontal-scroll breaking! by Irrelevant2004-03-26 11:34:16
      No scroll break here. by kelli2172004-03-26 11:39:40
        Don't do that again please by Kickstart2004-03-26 11:54:56
        SCroll BReak!!! by friareriner2004-03-26 11:42:31
        On a laptop? by julius.apweiler2004-03-26 11:41:35
  Phenomenon.... (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-26 09:51:28
    doo doo be doo doo (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-26 10:04:10
      "To do is to be." (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-26 11:16:26
      Ma na ma na (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-03-26 11:07:58
  I disagree! (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-26 09:48:40
  marklar? (n/t) by scragman2004-03-26 09:48:27
  --------------------------------- (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-26 09:47:52
    .................................................. (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-03-26 09:48:22
      oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 09:53:44
        MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-26 12:11:58
          STOP IT, all of you. by Kickstart2004-03-26 12:14:16
While I am not a fan of MS Rice, CNN has been... by Tran2004-03-26 09:39:23
  Don't they do that for everyone? (n/t) by version0.12004-03-26 11:50:52
Whee! by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You, sir, are slightly warped. =) (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-26 09:47:36
    And WWII was a minor dustup, right? by Adiplomat2004-03-26 10:57:35
    *bow* by Llyr2004-03-26 09:53:59
      Not trying hard enough if it's only slightly ;) (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-26 12:59:50
  Impressive ID-guessing, there. by EvilLionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    True, true. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 09:43:45
  Why does this post have two Reply links? (n/t) by Scirocco2004-03-26 09:34:21
    So you can reply to either of his personalities. by karaken122004-03-26 09:38:58
      ^^ by Llyr2004-03-26 09:45:37
    ... by Llyr2004-03-26 09:36:19
Excite. (n/t) by ag_wyvern2004-03-26 09:29:37
  YAHOOOOOOOOoooo! (n/t) by Tran2004-03-26 09:31:04
    *gobble goggle gobble* (n/t) by Scirocco2004-03-26 09:32:26
      Hey, where'd my sandwich go? (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-26 12:44:39
OK, I don't work for Panda by Slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I was once given a trial CD to test it before... by Khaar2004-03-26 10:33:11
Those Japanese, when will they learn? by Atrahasis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yes, but can it transform ? (n/t) by Cokish2004-03-26 10:45:11
  thats ok... by scragman2004-03-26 10:02:53
  Domo arigato Mr. Roboto! by NedLudd2004-03-26 09:06:28
    Bah! by Llyr2004-03-26 09:13:09
      ARGHL! by Nichiran2004-03-26 12:37:14
Random nonsense from my bookmarks: by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I really like the fact that Greg is quoted... by Scirocco2004-03-26 09:30:13
You remember that gross kid in 4th grade? by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So THAT's why I never got sick (n/t) by IronPIP2004-03-26 12:32:27
  Remembers me of others things that are healthy... by Cokish2004-03-26 11:18:35
  Wow I'm already feeling healthier by Demonhedge2004-03-26 09:53:21
  That was me! =P </embarassing-revelation> (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-03-26 09:07:09
    You're gonna live FOREVER!!! ;) (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-26 09:25:58
  Wow ... I don't think I'm going to show by rottweiler2004-03-26 09:06:37
  Makes me glad I don't particularly care about by BrainBug2004-03-26 09:04:48
    I'd rather have unhealthy food... by jeff_uk2004-03-26 09:50:14
  Yay! by Tomo2004-03-26 08:54:43
Pardon me while I cry.... by Nashville2004-03-26 08:51:26
  could be worse... I don't have a clue by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Fabio is still a hot topic?!? by rottweiler2004-03-26 09:04:56
    Is he?? by Reddy2004-03-26 09:08:36
  Aiee... (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-03-26 08:57:05
JavaScript, Forms, XHTML 1.0 Strict. by silvermoon822004-03-26 08:45:30
  Found it. GIMF* by silvermoon822004-03-26 08:56:39
I'm reorganizing my bookmarks by TrogL2004-03-26 08:34:40
  I've got... by Irrelevant2004-03-26 08:38:29
    There's a thought by sqd2004-03-26 09:10:52
Hardware vs. software firewall? by romandas2004-03-26 08:33:17
  it's like RAID... by myke2004-03-26 09:08:32
    ok ...but by ParityBit2004-03-26 09:42:39
      How about a really old PC? by AndyA2004-03-26 09:51:19
        they are easy to get by ParityBit2004-03-26 09:59:45
          A 486 should have PCI by AndyA2004-03-26 10:16:07
      Not really. by Tomo2004-03-26 09:51:12
        Last time I looked Linksys used a motorola CPU by AndyA2004-03-26 10:20:40
          P.S. The StrongARM last time buy was Q3 last year. by AndyA2004-03-26 10:25:37
          You're probably right about the Motorola ones by Tomo2004-03-26 10:23:45
    Not the best analogy by AndyA2004-03-26 09:41:14
  both by psychoi3oy2004-03-26 08:34:41
    So you can have a Cisco stateful firewall inspect by romandas2004-03-26 08:53:17
      Grr.. s/can/can't (n/t) by romandas2004-03-26 08:53:52
Elvis vs. Jesus by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Elvis is in everybody! by hyzenthlay2004-03-26 08:51:23
    Elvis is Everywhere by SarekOfVulcan2004-03-26 09:37:17
  Wow, those are thin. by MajorG172004-03-26 08:47:02
  Jesus and Tarzan... by BrainBug2004-03-26 08:23:28
Novell ad by BrainBug2004-03-26 08:20:09
  Let us know when you find it by shaddai2004-03-26 08:57:24
Are animals self aware? (n/t) by hadji2004-03-26 08:13:38
  monkeys are, cats arn't (sorry polarkitten) by Cokish2004-03-26 09:07:48
    Are dogs self-aware? (n/t) by romandas2004-03-26 11:40:32
  Is ice-cream strawberry flavour? (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-03-26 08:48:10
    yes (n/t) by frause2004-03-26 09:26:29
  yes I am (n/t) by polarkitten2004-03-26 08:32:07
  yes by rottweiler2004-03-26 08:31:53
  What does it matter? (n/t) by BrainBug2004-03-26 08:27:27
    Simply curious. (n/t) by hadji2004-03-26 09:41:47
      Ah okay. by BrainBug2004-03-26 10:07:37
Anybody got a spare 750 mhz or 1 ghz CPU to spare? by TrogL2004-03-26 08:11:01
  Anyone got a spare 3Ghz Pentium IV? by romandas2004-03-26 12:52:55
    Shaddap, you. >:P by themadkansan2004-03-27 10:28:17
  Details? by themadkansan2004-03-26 10:16:20
    Generic clone motherboard... by TrogL2004-03-26 13:41:35
      SlotA/SocketA? (n/t) by themadkansan2004-03-27 10:27:43
For those who don't know what the OMB is by buddha2004-03-26 07:57:47
  and you knew this by Slamlander2004-03-26 08:02:07
    I thought that the OMB worked for the by buddha2004-03-26 08:07:55
      Because it doesn't change the point by Slamlander2004-03-26 08:25:44
        I don't agree with your wording. by buddha2004-03-26 09:10:29
          Please note that by BloodyViking2004-03-26 13:12:50
            The point I was making is that by buddha2004-03-26 13:25:57
              The President has nothing to do with the budget, by Slamlander2004-03-26 13:36:36
                Not quite. by BloodyViking2004-03-26 13:52:49
                  Correction: by Slamlander2004-03-26 14:02:48
                Creating the budget and sending it to by buddha2004-03-26 13:49:24
                  Budget -Proposal-. by BloodyViking2004-03-26 13:54:11
                    Calling it a proposed budget or the President's by buddha2004-03-26 14:18:47
                      The Prez does not 'approve' by Slamlander2004-03-26 14:35:35
                        Ok, approve is not a good word by buddha2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          Already had that, years ago. by Slamlander2004-03-26 15:09:22
                            The Office of the President thinks by buddha2006-11-19 12:55:59
                              This have been happening for about 20 years by Slamlander2004-03-26 16:06:50
                                It looks like Bush is trying to get line item by buddha2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Every President tries to get it by Slamlander2004-03-26 16:40:28
                                I agree with you. by buddha2004-03-26 17:31:59
                    There is insufficient by Slamlander2004-03-26 14:01:24
          Determined ignorance, I see by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
            And that says exactly how the budget process by buddha2004-03-26 13:38:19
              You haven't brought a single link to the table by Slamlander2004-03-26 13:58:31
Leavin' on a jet plane for I-Con 23 by Illiad2004-03-26 07:50:19
  Zey have raided ze beer fridge (n/t) by stacato2004-03-26 07:52:39
    Zey have stolen ze first keg! by theanomaly2004-03-26 08:50:21
      Zey haff stolen ze second keg! by themadkansan2004-03-26 10:19:54
        **BLAM!!!** ::themadkansan shot the beer:: by Adiplomat2004-03-26 11:05:35
        CALL IN A BEERSTRIKE! (n/t) by ParityBit2004-03-26 10:33:27
          "Firing for effect!" (n/t) by Tomo2004-03-26 10:38:31
            "On my (hic) way!" (n/t) by themadkansan2004-03-26 11:07:31
Casket names by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Do they have an edible one? by Adiplomat2004-03-26 07:53:19
    mmmmmm, Soylent Green, Tasty! (n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 11:11:50
One more link from me - this is fascinating! by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
Attn Kickstart: by BloodyViking2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Critique away :) by Kickstart2004-03-26 08:34:58
Funeral costs by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Consider donating your body to by justducky2004-03-26 14:30:28
  Funerals are for the living by Ston2004-03-26 10:32:14
  Cut out all the useful bits then burn the rest. by wheresthefish2004-03-26 09:33:55
  having lived through this by Celticess2004-03-26 09:27:45
    oh and oops missed something by Celticess2004-03-26 09:29:05
      That's it. No burial... by esbita2004-03-26 10:17:00
        Where I am in canada you can't that cheap (n/t) by Celticess2004-03-26 10:24:20
          US$... by esbita2004-03-26 10:48:43
            Doesn't matter ;-) by ag_wyvern2004-03-26 10:59:23
              Widely varies here... by esbita2004-03-26 12:23:54
  Business in Sweden (I think) by hyzenthlay2004-03-26 08:44:01
  There is a company that does Space Burials by Spiff2004-03-26 08:21:21
  What's really nice... by Spud312004-03-26 07:48:25
    My Grangmother burial by hyzenthlay2004-03-26 08:46:57
      My Dad's funeral.... by ag_wyvern2004-03-26 11:08:45
      Erg 'Grandmother's' thank you (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-03-26 08:47:21
  Wheatgrass juice? by BloodyViking2004-03-26 07:41:28
  I don't care by Spisefisken2004-03-26 07:40:50
  No funeral for me, too. by aix tom2004-03-26 07:40:37
    Same here. by saminz2004-03-26 07:44:07
  Can I read a limerick? :+) by Adiplomat2004-03-26 07:38:25
    ROFL! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-03-26 07:40:57
  You're in a cheerful mood today. :p by silvermoon822004-03-26 07:36:58
    Well, at least there's no major controversies by Spud312004-03-26 07:59:35
  Geez, I didn't mean to make everybody all morbid. by Ravenlock2004-03-26 07:35:12
  A pine box and a shovel aren't expensive. by nin_man2004-03-26 07:33:39
    $795.00 for a "Pine Box" by DarthSane2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Quite. by nin_man2004-03-26 07:46:20
        hey! Nin_man! by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Now THAT is cool. by Tomo2004-03-26 14:42:42
        Careful. by BloodyViking2004-03-26 07:48:50
      Make your own box. by Tomo2004-03-26 07:45:49
        That's almost tacky. by nin_man2004-03-26 07:47:55
          Nearly all pieces included... by wheresthefish2004-03-26 09:26:24
          Olaf, our new all-pine casket :P (n/t) by BrainBug2004-03-26 07:54:47
            No no, the casket "Nergrävd" by Spiff2004-03-26 07:58:19
              Here you go, the perfect casket! by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Requires some "bodywork" as well... by Spiff2004-03-26 08:10:12
                  It shouldn't be too hard. by nin_man2004-03-26 08:16:11
                    Bit of time with a hydraulic press... by Tomo2004-03-26 08:49:52
          "It's time to die, unlimited!" (n/t) by Tomo2004-03-26 07:48:37
    $1,559 for a casket??? by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
      dying la vida loca. ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2004-03-26 07:42:34
        Dying la muerta loca? (n/t) by JillSwift2004-03-26 07:43:41
Need a recommendation on firewalls by Control2004-03-26 07:15:56
  Kerio by Slacktime2004-03-26 07:55:37
  I use Sygate Personal Firewalls (recommended) by stacato2004-03-26 07:48:57
    It's a wonderful product to be sure by DesertRat662004-03-26 08:01:31
  Set up them the NAT by Slamlander2004-03-26 07:34:05
  Don't get one by Spisefisken2004-03-26 07:25:25
  Kerio. More questions, by retiqlum22004-03-26 07:25:15
    Seconded, although I didn't test the current by ErniePi2004-03-26 07:52:40
  Easy simple and somewhat effective solution by DesertRat662004-03-26 07:24:35
  I use ZoneAlarm by karaken122004-03-26 07:23:03
    Is it worth buying the Pro version? by Control2004-03-26 07:36:22
      I use the free one, and it works fine for me! by karaken122004-03-26 17:35:40
HEAD UP. Bagle.U has started to spread by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Bounces. Never had any trouble with Trend around. (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-26 11:16:11
  Let me guess: by retiqlum22004-03-26 07:17:42
  info by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
Graphical User Interface History by Garath2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I love the obits. by silvermoon822004-03-26 07:33:24
  I think they are incomplete, in the worst way. by Adiplomat2004-03-26 07:20:25
    Staggering possibilities... by frause2004-03-26 13:23:05
    It's there by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Cool. Of course, I was thinking about the by Adiplomat2004-03-26 07:29:52
  Perhaps I'm being dense (or just rushed), by LionsPhil2004-03-26 07:16:42
    what article do you mean? (n/t) by Garath2004-03-26 07:28:30
      Oh, right. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 08:54:09
  I thought I was the only one that remembered GEOS. by DarthSane2004-03-26 07:12:56
    Heck, I've programmed in GEOS! by HeyRef2004-03-26 08:16:41
      I remember writing programs on the C64 by Spud312004-03-26 08:45:57
        hey, i did that too by dissociated2004-03-26 09:04:12
    No, I definitely remember GEOS (n/t) by Spud312004-03-26 07:16:17
      That's good by DarthSane2004-03-26 07:18:28
        Anybody want it? by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
        To make you feel better... by Spud312004-03-26 07:28:09
Want to go back to sleep thread by SnappingTurtle2004-03-26 06:51:30
  Zzzzzzzzzzz... by Tozzi2004-03-26 07:40:47
    Yyyyyyyyyyy.... by williamashbless2004-03-26 08:44:20
      Xxxxxxxxxxx.... by pas512004-03-26 08:48:20
        Wwwwwwwwww.... by williamashbless2004-03-26 09:45:42
          Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv... by Tomo2004-03-26 09:54:54
            Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... by shorty822004-03-26 12:48:44
  I can't find my clock. by silvermoon822004-03-26 07:06:50
    I almost screen-sprayed coffee, you lout by williamashbless2004-03-26 07:35:34
      Heh. I'm glad my misery brings you joy. :p by silvermoon822004-03-26 07:50:29
        Aww, I'm sorry. :( Didn't mean it like that. by williamashbless2004-03-26 08:10:49
          Meh. I'm laughing at my misery, too. by silvermoon822004-03-26 09:11:14
            :) (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-26 09:46:21
  oh jeah back to bed .... by ParityBit2004-03-26 07:04:27
  <couch> SnappingTurtle? by retiqlum22004-03-26 07:01:57
    Couch: 1; SnappingTurtle: 0 (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-03-26 07:32:39
      Good thing there's no couch here at work by Spud312004-03-26 07:50:11
        Why is there a couch in the bathroom? (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-26 08:53:10
          You know, I'm not sure. by Spud312004-03-26 09:21:30
  ...No fair reminding me...zzZZZZzZZzzz (n/t) by ts0032004-03-26 06:58:41
  Hmmm by Reddy2004-03-26 06:53:37
JobCenter Daily reminder post! by Adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
*reads "S*P" * by cybergeek2004-03-26 06:48:22
  Go back one. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 06:49:32
    oh. (n/t) by cybergeek2004-03-26 06:58:06
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-03-26 06:47:41
  One brain... by Spud312004-03-26 09:24:38
    After 5:00 pm, slip brains through slot in door. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-26 10:07:29
Do you care what's done with your body... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  get composted by dissociated2004-03-26 10:00:57
  Well.. I don't plan on ever being done with it by romandas2004-03-26 09:47:58
    Depolymerization! by JPaganel2004-03-26 11:59:08
    Soylent Green, anybody? :)(n/t) by shorty822004-03-26 11:36:42
      Hmm.. that'd be an interesting story idea.. by romandas2004-03-26 11:50:53
        some aboriginal cultures by gibuu2004-03-26 14:38:54
        It's been done. by JPaganel2004-03-26 11:58:28
          Ni! Ni! :) by romandas2004-03-26 12:49:57
  cremation by Celticess2004-03-26 09:31:36
  Yeah by Kickstart2004-03-26 08:32:05
  My mother's an MD, and according to her... by Irrelevant2004-03-26 08:08:07
    Yeah, if they take out your brain, there's a good by romandas2004-03-26 08:26:27
      Doctoor, Doctoor...My Brain Hurts!!!! by Spud312004-03-26 08:51:58
      I don't think they usually take out your brain. by Irrelevant2004-03-26 08:34:17
        Nah, if they crack the skull, they take your brain by romandas2004-03-26 10:50:41
      parts is parts (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-26 08:27:35
        Heh, nice Cyberpunk reference (n/t) by romandas2004-03-26 10:48:21
  really don't care as long as by rottweiler2004-03-26 07:43:23
    Big gold eye-in-pyramid? by Irrelevant2004-03-26 08:14:37
      you take ALL the good ones! by rottweiler2004-03-26 08:24:58
  I care about one thing... by BrainBug2004-03-26 07:40:36
  I have donated everything by Spisefisken2004-03-26 07:38:59
    You *have* donated everything? by SnappingTurtle2004-03-26 07:52:29
      Well I have a card in my wallet by Spisefisken2004-03-26 08:03:10
      No kidding. by nin_man2004-03-26 07:56:08
        And he's got no stomach for controversy by SnappingTurtle2004-03-26 08:01:25
  Donate to Science - possible options by hyzenthlay2004-03-26 07:13:41
    *can't wait to see what a national prak is :)* (n/t) by romandas2004-03-26 11:02:01
  One irrational sticking point... by esbita2004-03-26 07:08:53
    For me, it's the skin thing by Dazed2004-03-26 10:00:55
      Skin grafts... by esbita2004-03-26 17:26:30
  I do Not want by BloodyViking2004-03-26 07:03:53
  I know some people who won't donate. by nin_man2004-03-26 07:02:24
    It's about the definition of dead. by chrisP2004-03-26 07:43:05
    So you think _crash should have you stuffed? by Tomo2004-03-26 07:03:47
      Not from behind, that's for sure. by nin_man2004-03-26 07:05:56
      As frequently as possible, I expect. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 07:04:32
  It's not about YOUR body. by retiqlum22004-03-26 06:59:35
  Call me squeamish... by Adiplomat2004-03-26 06:51:55
    Warning to cannibals about eating me: by SnappingTurtle2004-03-26 06:54:16
      Ever read Heinlein's "Stranger in a Strange Land"? (n/t) by esbita2004-03-26 08:12:10
      *giggles* by Reddy2004-03-26 06:56:32
        You mean by airborneric2004-03-26 07:37:10
          Watch??? by Reddy2004-03-26 08:34:09
  I am dead by airborneric2004-03-26 06:50:16
    Not for eternity by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So long as I'm definitely not using it any more, by silvermoon822004-03-26 06:46:40
    That's my attitude about it. (n/t) by ShadoCat2004-03-26 07:06:09
    Bring out yer dead! by MajorG172004-03-26 06:50:02
      Wrong film. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 07:01:27
BAHAHAHAHAHA by Llyr2004-03-26 06:37:21
  Darn! by retiqlum22004-03-26 06:40:40
Thankfully, Romania's got the vampire problem... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *cough* by vampiresquirrel2004-03-26 18:27:09
    You?? by Reddy2004-03-26 19:18:54
  Didn't they know that they should of called Buffy, by shorty822004-03-26 11:27:15
    LART! That's "should HAVE"! (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-03-26 11:33:26
      *ducks LART* by shorty822004-03-26 11:37:52
  I don't know whether to be proud or sad. by ShadoCat2004-03-26 07:04:53
    be proud ... by rottweiler2004-03-26 07:16:13
  That can't be good for your health. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 06:57:21
    But it worked, so it must be okay. by ag_wyvern2004-03-26 09:39:15
  Sidenote by airborneric2004-03-26 06:31:24
    Nope, born in TX (not something I'm proud of), by Ravenlock2004-03-26 06:50:43
    Why, do they have a lot of undead in Kansas? by SnappingTurtle2004-03-26 06:33:50
      That's why I moved :) (n/t) by airborneric2004-03-26 06:38:51
  Wonderful story - thanx for the laugh! (n/t) by saminz2004-03-26 06:19:27
  Should have left it to the professionals... (n/t) by pas512004-03-26 06:17:34
Blow up a cow with a rocket launcher, USD $400. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "Unexploded Cow"? by Tozzi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I like the quote at the end of that article... by Farmer2004-03-26 07:08:04
Syracuse falls. by nin_man2004-03-26 05:56:52
  Fie upon you all. :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 06:39:12
    You'll be thinking fie... by nin_man2004-03-26 06:58:51
      I'm holding out by thewrongcrowd2004-03-26 07:21:23
  You from Alabama? (n/t) by Demonhedge2004-03-26 06:34:32
    What gave it away? :D (n/t) by nin_man2004-03-26 06:56:16
      Went high school in Alabaster by Demonhedge2004-03-26 07:48:32
        I'm from the other side of Birmingham by nin_man2004-03-26 08:00:38
A interesting read on the current 'Pledge' case by cristobal2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Very good article... by nelzie2004-03-26 07:41:34
  One comment i heard on one of the news by Tran2004-03-26 06:35:33
    Then they are acting unprofessionally (n/t) by BrainBug2004-03-26 06:45:10
  Good article by airborneric2004-03-26 06:20:46
  "It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." by Ravenlock2004-03-26 06:02:27
Attn: Stacato by syren2004-03-26 05:15:11
  I'd like to know about the problems you're having by Myke2004-03-26 14:31:35
  Attn: syren by stacato2004-03-26 05:57:47
Make your own God! by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Does it have to be a nice god? <n/t> by Chronos12004-03-26 07:30:25
  1.0 ..Freebie. :D (n/t) by ts0032004-03-26 06:53:23
  Chances that I'm God: 1.0 by Tomo2004-03-26 06:39:48
    I liked the all-loving, living forever... by Cokish2004-03-26 07:26:38
      Clicky: by Cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Omniscience and omnipotence gets me 0.9 by IByte2004-03-26 06:30:03
    Omnipotence disqualifies itself by Control2004-03-26 06:37:14
      My high school math teacher had a similar one by IByte2004-03-26 06:48:02
        They didn't :P by chrisP2004-03-26 06:58:09
        Easily. by pas512004-03-26 06:55:45
          I know how to show that inconsistency... by IByte2004-03-26 07:01:50
  "Battleground God" by Catharsis2004-03-26 06:19:00
    "if you completely disagree, read the faq" by polarkitten2004-03-26 09:29:25
      Rational vs logical by Catharsis2004-03-26 14:06:40
    Here are my results... by nelzie2004-03-26 08:46:28
    how stupid! (theory/belief) by polarkitten2004-03-26 06:41:29
      Actually... by Catharsis2004-03-26 06:56:45
        english failing, trying to translate from dutch... by polarkitten2004-03-26 07:06:44
          That helps. by Catharsis2004-03-26 07:12:09
            rational belief is an oxymoron (n/t) by polarkitten2004-03-26 07:37:03
    Made it unscathed by Control2004-03-26 06:34:14
      Fine achievement indeed! by saminz2004-03-26 06:38:54
    Challenging, and fun! by saminz2004-03-26 06:27:41
      Sounds just like my first try... by Catharsis2004-03-26 06:44:48
        Grr... by pas512004-03-26 09:32:12
        Yeah, more or less. by saminz2004-03-26 07:02:36
        what about a god who is not the creator? by polarkitten2004-03-26 06:51:51
          Such as yourself? ;-) by Catharsis2004-03-26 07:19:27
            ok so by your definition by polarkitten2004-03-26 07:33:02
              We are already... by Catharsis2004-03-26 08:09:36
                god, root, what's the difference? =) (n/t) by polarkitten2004-03-26 08:11:34
    I used to be an atheist, but became agnostic by polarkitten2004-03-26 06:26:13
      You have seen the light by Cokish2004-03-26 06:42:42
        thanks, but I still wonder why catharsis did the by polarkitten2004-03-26 06:48:34
          Then you stil don't know a basic rule in agnostic- by Cokish2004-03-26 07:12:02
            read my post about belief vs theory by polarkitten2004-03-26 07:25:26
              Compare... by Catharsis2004-03-26 07:38:08
                agreed by polarkitten2004-03-26 08:14:42
          Because... by Catharsis2004-03-26 07:03:20
            I would call the existence of such particles by polarkitten2004-03-26 07:11:17
              Ockham's Razor... by Catharsis2004-03-26 07:21:37
                I have to disagree by polarkitten2004-03-26 07:30:13
                  What I'm saying... by Catharsis2004-03-26 07:45:18
                    agreed, again by polarkitten2004-03-26 08:16:21
                      Apparently not... by Catharsis2004-03-26 13:38:59
  Definately ... biased and illogical by scissors2004-03-26 06:15:41
    Actually... by Catharsis2004-03-26 06:26:55
      True, by chrisP2004-03-26 06:46:09
        Well... by Catharsis2004-03-26 07:09:19
          Of course. by chrisP2004-03-26 07:14:26
  I don't get it: 0.9 by polarkitten2004-03-26 05:56:40
    RTFM ? by Cokish2004-03-26 05:59:26
      Oops. Read the ... Post ? (alternative explanation by Cokish2004-03-26 06:10:35
        Is it really so strange to say by polarkitten2004-03-26 06:19:33
          It simply wasn' t taken into the model by Cokish2004-03-26 06:31:20
            creator => no by polarkitten2004-03-26 06:58:32
              Invalid? by chrisP2004-03-26 07:01:00
                sure by polarkitten2004-03-26 07:08:59
                  Question has no meaning by Control2004-03-26 07:22:02
                    yes, and if there is an error in the question by polarkitten2004-03-26 07:26:35
                  That one is easy, before the beginning of time by Cokish2004-03-26 07:21:30
                    Unlike Earth... by Catharsis2004-03-26 07:43:19
                      That assumes that... by tiberias2004-03-26 09:03:43
                        Good question... by Catharsis2004-03-26 14:25:21
                    What i wanted to point out by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  That's what metaphysik is all about. by chrisP2004-03-26 07:17:31
          Maybe he just doesn't agree with that, by pas512004-03-26 06:26:10
      I know. This proves they are clueless. by polarkitten2004-03-26 06:02:15
        They are only clueles... by nelzie2004-03-26 07:31:21
          huh? the universe is "everything" by polarkitten2004-03-26 07:34:34
            The universe != God... by nelzie2004-03-26 07:57:46
              whatever. I don't get it. (n/t) by polarkitten2004-03-26 08:23:44
  The chance that I'm god=0.9 by Cokish2004-03-26 05:56:29
    Now bow for me... (n/t) by Cokish2004-03-26 06:17:30
  I could say that it... by nelzie2004-03-26 05:46:43
  Plausibility Quotient = 1.0 by Control2004-03-26 05:46:12
    Cleverle!!! by saminz2004-03-26 05:48:42
  Eris is 1.0 plausable. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 05:27:31
  Plausibility Quotient = 0.9 by pas512004-03-26 05:19:07
    Interesting... by fore_deck2004-03-26 05:33:14
      Oh, the site is biased, no question. by Ravenlock2004-03-26 05:39:02
        Definitaly biased since the problem of 'suffering' by Cokish2004-03-26 06:50:38
        Biased... by Catharsis2004-03-26 06:32:46
          As other have mentioned, there... by Ravenlock2004-03-26 06:53:33
      Depend on which Christians you talk to, by LionsPhil2004-03-26 05:35:14
        Wihout pain there can be no pleasure... (n/t) by Cokish2004-03-26 07:50:27
  Interesting indeed, thanks! by saminz2004-03-26 05:15:20
    Also 1.0 by fjgumby2004-03-26 05:59:57
      Well. by saminz2004-03-26 06:08:44
        What about the Greeks? by pas512004-03-26 06:10:36
          Greek gods by fjgumby2004-03-26 06:56:57
            worms, can of, open, one (1). by pas512004-03-26 07:59:04
              Worms, fishing, for the use of by fjgumby2004-03-26 08:11:57
                There has been topic drift. by pas512004-03-26 08:45:18
          Yeah, right, now I think of it... by saminz2004-03-26 06:16:57
    I got that. by syren2004-03-26 05:27:16
      Yippie... by saminz2004-03-26 05:29:47
Ah. So it's one of *these* Fridays... by Bushido2004-03-26 04:58:04
  Been there, done that. by retiqlum22004-03-26 05:49:18
  It's FRIDAY?! *checks calendar* by Khaar2004-03-26 05:38:02
  Suddenly I like natural gas even more. I have had by techi8702004-03-26 05:16:49
  Hehehe... by saminz2004-03-26 05:02:28
    It's really embarrasing ... by Bushido2004-03-26 05:15:49
      Good for you! by saminz2004-03-26 05:22:20
  You could always push... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Don't you know that you should <i>never</i> push by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
      Clicky will work till tommorow, then I take by shorty822004-03-26 11:05:53
    Or, how about by fore_deck2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Oooh, that's a good 'un. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-03-26 05:32:46
Help please .. Mac UFies by DragonLady2004-03-26 04:39:33
  the two might be unrelated by flatlander2004-03-26 05:01:17
    thanx .. will pass it on :P (n/t) by DragonLady2004-03-26 06:25:20
Poor Microsoft..... by CapnCoder2004-03-26 04:23:10
  That's not what the case was for. by AndyA2004-03-26 08:41:18
  Bad example by DarthSane2004-03-26 05:52:00
    Not really.... by CapnCoder2004-03-27 10:54:51
  From another point of view by airborneric2004-03-26 05:36:43
    Curious. I've never had trouble removing OE... by lonegunman2004-03-26 14:19:50
    Try by Alcyone2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Have you tried Media Player Classic? by LionsPhil2004-03-26 05:18:04
  The point is by BrainBug2004-03-26 05:17:34
  You shoud read more Slashdot by TuringTest2004-03-26 05:05:00
    Arrrggghhh... by stefanek2004-03-26 05:27:15
      It's About Perspective by Rodrin2004-03-26 12:18:30
      It's not about those who don't want it... by BrainBug2004-03-26 05:32:04
        That argument invalidates itself. by retiqlum22004-03-26 06:05:29
          Let me rephrase by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
          erm by edgerobber2004-03-26 06:12:35
            erm - edgerobber? by saminz2004-03-26 06:17:53
            This behavior could also be interpretted as... by retiqlum22004-03-26 06:17:37
  just my 2 cents: by buzzin2004-03-26 04:52:30
    Why should windows be just an OS? by frause2004-03-26 09:11:52
    Other companies aren't helping things. by Ravenlock2004-03-26 04:58:43
      It's a little like DirectX, that way. by Ravenlock2004-03-26 05:00:47
        A home OS has good reason for that. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 05:23:31
          Okay, but by the same token, by Ravenlock2004-03-26 05:38:21
            Umm by kuuran2004-03-26 18:06:41
            OpenGL is an alternative to Direct3D, not DirectX. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 06:02:58
  Oddly enough by Indy2004-03-26 04:49:37
  Why hasn't the EU sued Apple... by jorowi2004-03-26 04:48:27
    Because Apple isn't a monopoly. by julius.apweiler2004-03-26 05:07:42
    Nope, it's because it's about a monopoly by BrainBug2004-03-26 05:01:27
    Not true.. they are not making the by Patch2004-03-26 04:59:22
      Bull pucky. by retiqlum22004-03-26 05:55:31
        Legally, Business Methods Make a Monopoly by Rodrin2004-03-26 09:58:51
        Bull pucky by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
          OK I accept your definition. by retiqlum22004-03-26 06:21:12
            Well by BrainBug2004-03-26 06:32:07
              Well, again: by retiqlum22004-03-26 06:39:29
                Nobody claimed that. by BrainBug2004-03-26 07:07:30
        Actually by us and european laws, they are by Patch2004-03-26 05:59:27
          Who cares if they are there? by retiqlum22004-03-26 06:12:10
  Heh, I hear ya there. by krikkert2004-03-26 04:46:25
    I agree! and.... by CapnCoder2004-03-27 10:52:27
"Cup holder? Bah, Sandwich holder!" (^____^) by ts0032004-03-26 04:18:32
  Cheese Sandwich by Village Idiot2004-03-26 17:30:50
  Hey! Good idea! by ag_wyvern2004-03-26 11:22:31
  I must dig out the ultimate story now. >:) by themadkansan2004-03-26 10:26:51
  ... Wow. What a fantastic idea! (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-26 06:34:35
    hahahaha.. one which shouldn't be carried out yes. (n/t) by ts0032004-03-26 07:02:47
  Thank you. I haven't laughed this hard in ages (n/t) by PAnts2004-03-26 05:41:03
    well. i haven't laughed this hard for.. a few days (n/t) by ts0032004-03-26 06:33:50
Attn: Slamlander, re: how can you not learn... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Okay, maybe it was a long time ago by Slamlander2004-03-26 05:12:19
    The US History classes I had by BloodyViking2004-03-26 06:18:09
      Since when can you understand by Slamlander2004-03-26 06:58:33
        Since when did he claim anything else? by Adiplomat2004-03-26 07:16:20
          Sort of by Slamlander2004-03-26 07:43:53
        But learning the history teaches you nothing by BloodyViking2004-03-26 07:10:06
          I can concede that point. by Slamlander2004-03-26 07:38:32
      Disturbing and quite possibly true. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-03-26 06:27:35
    I'm aware of the civics test - by Ravenlock2004-03-26 05:27:37
      But everyone DID have these classes by Slamlander2004-03-26 06:55:40
        First of all, as BloodyViking pointed out, by Ravenlock2004-03-26 07:22:45
          Okay, I can concede by Slamlander2004-03-26 07:56:06
            Agreed. And I hope they do. by Ravenlock2004-03-26 08:31:29
              The curriculum is mainly set at the state or local by BloodyViking2004-03-26 11:42:24
        I didn't. Am I not anyone? by BloodyViking2004-03-26 07:15:36
eBayers anyone? Let's mock you. by Unfair2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Greatest. Weird Al Song. Ever. (n/t) by asayogure2004-03-26 12:50:10
  Cool... by fore_deck2004-03-26 03:42:37
    Next time you sell ... by Medentic2004-03-26 04:09:18
  Roflmao! by chrisP2004-03-26 03:35:06
for great geekness by TheRaven2004-03-26 02:53:55
  ::Ping TheRaven:: by scragman2004-03-26 08:39:32
  for sed awkness by pas512004-03-26 04:38:17
  Noooooooooo, don't do it!!! (n/t) by Lady-Luna2004-03-26 03:21:48
  *snore* (n/t) by treehugger2004-03-26 03:12:05
  ::ping:: (n/t) by stacato2004-03-26 03:11:40
    ::pong:: (n/t) by Alcyone2004-03-26 03:51:10
      TTL 40 min according to board timestamp. (n/t) by pas512004-03-26 06:08:20
        I know by Alcyone2004-03-26 23:56:16
  Something. by Glum_Reaper2004-03-26 03:01:48
SETI@Ufie by Afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
D-Link Printserver & HP Laserjet -> ARGH! by PapaLoco2004-03-26 01:36:38
  Hm, what port are yo using? by Apfel2004-03-26 03:52:38
Folding@Home : Team Ufie stats by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
  origami ? by Cokish2004-03-26 04:04:06
    Whah ? (n/t) by chichiwawa2004-03-26 04:15:17
      protein origami ? by Cokish2004-03-26 04:23:36
        Yeah Gods by chichiwawa2004-03-26 04:25:09
          The aliens are already amongst us ! by Cokish2004-03-26 04:46:44
            Yes, it is. by krikkert2004-03-26 04:51:09
              Just started the linux client by Cokish2004-03-26 05:17:18
                As soon as by chichiwawa2004-03-26 05:20:39
  some ideas by stacato2004-03-26 03:11:08
    Sounds Good by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
      who is oot ? by stacato2004-03-26 03:39:09
        One of the original Ufie folders, I think (n/t) by chichiwawa2004-03-26 04:10:13
  Now what? by Khaar2004-03-26 01:47:39
    No! But everybody can get back to SETI@Home :-) (n (n/t) by ideur2004-03-26 02:10:18
      Until I see them, I wont go looking for them. by Khaar2004-03-26 02:26:19
      I hope ... by chichiwawa2004-03-26 02:15:39
        That is why they don't show themself :-) (n/t) by ideur2004-03-26 02:26:41
    Nope by chichiwawa2004-03-26 01:49:29
      My current target... by Khaar2004-03-26 02:02:11
        My current target is to at least regain by ErniePi2004-03-26 02:05:48
          Team Target by chichiwawa2004-03-26 02:14:43
            Nope. Machines running as always. by ErniePi2004-03-26 02:37:23
              Mayhap by chichiwawa2004-03-26 03:26:09
                I don't like hopping - uhm - hoping. by ErniePi2004-03-26 05:52:35
                  Just one downside : by chichiwawa2004-03-26 06:03:24
                    Why not? by ErniePi2004-03-26 06:53:42
                      I could do ... by chichiwawa2004-03-26 06:57:11
                        There is no list-of-all-teams ranking? by ErniePi2004-03-26 11:14:41
                          Not a static one by chichiwawa2004-03-26 14:11:10
The 3-Line song quotes thread by silentcoder2004-03-26 01:21:42
  These are the worms that infect my ears. by Helgon2004-03-26 03:03:19
  The artist is... by deviantrunfactr2004-03-26 01:38:01
    dude... by lithite2004-04-15 19:54:54
      oh, yeah 3 lines by lithite2004-04-15 19:58:54
    Nyet. by Glum_Reaper2004-03-26 03:07:58
      Yeah, I'm gonna be singing that all day... =) (n/t) by Spud312004-03-26 07:03:52
    let's go international by lenmear2006-11-19 12:55:59
Anyone got some spare clue about mySQL? by Control2004-03-26 01:20:19
  If you've got php+apache installed somewhere... by gibbo_monster2006-11-19 12:55:59
  mysql newbie here too by dissociated2006-11-19 12:55:59
  try MySQL CC by electrokid2004-03-26 01:25:24
    Just noticed it's also available for Linux by electrokid2004-03-26 01:32:37
      Oh it runs ok, but still no clue by Control2004-03-26 01:34:25
        Ok, found it by Control2004-03-26 01:47:12
          Thanks for all the help everyone (n/t) by Control2004-03-26 01:47:40
        Uhm, by chrisP2004-03-26 01:38:27
        Usually, you connect to your database server. by krikkert2004-03-26 01:38:18
          Username by chichiwawa2004-03-26 01:46:56
all your ONQ are belong to us by TheRaven2004-03-26 01:04:15
Attn: Her Geekship by diGriz2004-03-26 00:50:44
  Yeah, right: by saminz2004-03-26 01:04:02
    Sounds like a song by Billy Joel by diGriz2004-03-26 02:00:43
      Right again :-)! by saminz2004-03-26 02:03:52
OMG I finally finished! by karlan2004-03-26 00:33:16
  congrats (n/t) by Reddy2004-03-26 06:58:04
  Congrats! (n/t) by kiroh2004-03-26 05:24:06
  Congrats !! by inittab2004-03-26 04:21:25
  Bravo :-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-03-26 04:18:39
  Yay!!! by Lis772004-03-26 03:34:56
  Wonderful! by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:21:34
  Champagne in Illiways to celebrate with....:) (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-03-26 01:59:36
  trumpets and a big hurrah for you (n/t) by ranja2004-03-26 01:44:20
  Congrats! (n/t) by gibbo_monster2004-03-26 01:42:29
  Bravo! (n/t) by saminz2004-03-26 01:41:48
  Huzzah! (n/t) by JillSwift2004-03-26 01:40:53
  Congrats! (n/t) by chrisP2004-03-26 01:28:58
  Hurrah! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-26 01:28:05
  Congrats! (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-03-26 01:02:06
  congrats :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-03-26 00:56:02
  congratulations (n/t) by leunnammi2004-03-26 00:52:09
  congratulations! (n/t) by lenmear2004-03-26 00:49:10
  damn i never finish uni (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-26 00:43:33
    yeah, what is it with you? (n/t) (; by Atrahasis2004-03-26 00:46:06
      i am studying geology for 5 years now by TheRaven2004-03-26 00:48:22
        that's a long time. by Atrahasis2004-03-26 00:50:26
          i am hoping so (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-26 00:54:28
  way to go. by Atrahasis2004-03-26 00:40:10
    DOH, should've remembered that by karlan2004-03-26 19:16:12
  Congratulations! (n/t) by Nea2004-03-26 00:34:13
The UF Weekly photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
Trying to reach Slamlander's site ... by klaranth2004-03-26 00:23:46
  I manually fixed it by Slamlander2004-03-26 02:42:43
  He has a problem with the DNS updater utility by SaleGamine2004-03-26 00:32:56
    Dang. Looking for that URL where by klaranth2004-03-26 00:37:27
      Oh, I can help you there by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
        So here's where I've been: by Winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Here's mine by Alcyone2006-11-19 12:55:59
TFHBWATS. TFMTGSS. by kahuana2004-03-26 00:22:36
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-03-26 00:10:02
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-03-26 00:08:53
  Chrysler ME Four-Twelve by maxor2004-03-26 00:20:00
    Larry Masinter by Village Idiot2004-03-26 00:26:03
so I'm furious by leunnammi2004-03-26 00:05:00
  drink tea with some muffins (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-26 01:59:40
  loud music helps me by ranja2004-03-26 01:49:36
  Always... by saminz2004-03-26 01:40:33
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Moderated: non-FYOS safe site by Nea2004-03-26 00:31:13
      Sorry. :( by klaranth2004-03-26 00:39:10
        but it was amusing (n/t) by leunnammi2004-03-26 00:39:44
    I don;t have flash by leunnammi2004-03-26 00:27:49
  Find an inoffensive cushion to beat up. by SaleGamine2004-03-26 00:20:48
    I used tea rather than chocolate by leunnammi2004-03-26 00:23:47
      {{{leunnammi}}} by SaleGamine2004-03-26 00:28:06
  alcohol (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 00:09:06
    turn over is by leunnammi2004-03-26 00:10:41
      Never too early for a nice pint of beer! by Apfel2004-03-26 00:42:28
        yes it is by leunnammi2004-03-26 00:44:36
          Never! by Apfel2004-03-26 00:46:48
            adrenalin junkie by leunnammi2004-03-26 00:48:40
              Well problem solved! ;o) by Apfel2004-03-26 00:53:49
                the trouble is by leunnammi2004-03-26 00:58:37
                  Got a fast bike or car? by Apfel2004-03-26 01:05:31
                    I'm a cyclist by leunnammi2004-03-26 01:08:33
      tea and crumpets? by Atrahasis2004-03-26 00:11:39
        breakfast by leunnammi2004-03-26 00:12:50
    NO alcohol! (n/t) by astreius2004-03-26 00:10:02
      ganja? (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 00:10:41
        Bad idea! by ideur2004-03-26 00:14:29
          so far by leunnammi2004-03-26 00:18:03
        don't have any by leunnammi2004-03-26 00:11:32
          Well there are other ways to consume ;o) by Apfel2004-03-26 00:45:45
            the only way I've tried by leunnammi2004-03-26 00:49:28
              Now that is... by Apfel2004-03-26 00:56:27
                more specifically by leunnammi2004-03-26 00:59:16
                  Yum sounds just right! by Apfel2004-03-26 01:02:31
                    like cheese on toast by leunnammi2004-03-26 01:03:09
                      Hm, think I'll have to look out for... by Apfel2004-03-26 01:07:37
                        In Amsterdam ... by chrisP2004-03-26 01:10:37
                          Damn was working there once... by Apfel2004-03-26 01:14:38
                            Tastes strange, imho. by chrisP2004-03-26 01:23:22
          good for you! (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 00:13:10
Ain't it the truth? :) by DaNutBall2004-03-26 00:01:53
Translations by Nea2004-03-26 00:01:01
  Russian / Russkij (Transliterated) by Jaguar2004-03-26 09:51:30
  Russian / Русский by Jaguar2004-03-26 09:47:59
  Esperanto by goulo2004-03-26 08:18:45
  Finnish / Suomi by afterburner2004-03-26 04:02:56
    Töissä tulee niin laiskaksi, by Alcyone2004-03-26 04:48:29
      laiskaksi ?! by saminz2004-03-26 04:58:30
        At least you're having fun by Alcyone2004-03-26 05:40:24
          And then... by saminz2004-03-26 05:44:16
            looks interesting, even by saminz2004-03-26 05:47:36
              I have to eat plenty of it during easter by Alcyone2004-03-26 05:57:39
                Bye, Alcyone, en Guete :-)! (n/t) by saminz2004-03-26 06:01:06
    Fascinating by diGriz2004-03-26 04:13:13
      Geee... by saminz2004-03-26 04:30:34
        I just ment it in the old Spock way by diGriz2004-03-26 04:43:52
          But, but... by saminz2004-03-26 04:55:29
    Fascinating by diGriz2004-03-26 04:12:27
      Hoppala by diGriz2004-03-26 04:14:01
  Züritüütsch - naja -eigeni Variante... by saminz2004-03-26 00:43:59
    Rein inhaltlichs Züüg... by Catharsis2004-03-26 04:19:25
      Rächt häsch. by saminz2004-03-26 04:26:12
        Autsch! by Catharsis2004-03-26 06:21:50
          Allerdings. by saminz2004-03-26 06:29:51
        Ah. Mischt... by saminz2004-03-26 05:08:34
        Trotzdem: by saminz2004-03-26 04:32:37
      Geht das schon wieder los? by diGriz2004-03-26 04:22:18
        Sure we are! by saminz2004-03-26 04:28:56
    599'999'400 $ US Nitpick by Control2004-03-26 00:58:07
      uuups... by saminz2004-03-26 01:03:24
    Es heißt ja auch by murphy2004-03-26 00:49:17
  Low German / Deutsch by diGriz2004-03-26 00:27:59
  German / Deutsch by diGriz2004-03-26 00:07:11
    Slap on the wrist by NE02006-11-19 12:55:59
    COMBO -> Happy Meal ;) by stacato2004-03-26 00:23:52
    Paket! by murphy2004-03-26 00:19:05
      Ah! by diGriz2004-03-26 00:24:46
        Combo == by murphy2004-03-26 00:30:54
          Paket, jawoll! by saminz2004-03-26 00:46:54
            Wieso, Sonderangebot paßt doch sinngemäß? (n/t) by murphy2004-03-26 00:51:04
              Ich hoffe doch :-) by saminz2004-03-26 01:07:04
          Rundumsorglospaket (n/t) by diGriz2004-03-26 00:33:04
            Genau! (n/t) by murphy2004-03-26 00:39:21
    Combo by buggy2004-03-26 00:15:49
    Combo by Addis2004-03-26 00:10:55
      Das hatte ich auch schon vermutet by diGriz2004-03-26 00:17:58
        SuperSparMenü? by Addis2004-03-26 00:24:17
  German / Deutsch by Nosebud2004-03-26 00:05:48
    Einigung? by diGriz2004-03-26 00:09:24
      Den sehe ich auch nicht. by Nosebud2004-03-26 00:12:22
        Ist doch in Ordnung by Farmer2004-03-26 00:34:26
          Jaja, wo der Ivar hinschlägt... by add21k2004-03-26 01:53:04
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  walks in .... by ParityBit2004-03-26 07:17:42
    {{{ParityBit}}} by Reddy2004-03-26 09:13:57
  Water??? by Reddy2004-03-26 06:59:28
  *Drinks espresso in a latte mug* by esbita2004-03-26 06:51:24
  Am I late? by Erwin Blonk2004-03-26 03:21:01
  *runs out* storm too close for comfort! by Electric Storm2004-03-26 02:48:00
  *rolls in backwards* by Polarkitten2004-03-26 02:12:57
    *Pets kitten* by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:20:16
      quite fine by Polarkitten2004-03-26 02:23:12
        *Serves another tea* by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:27:07
          somebody set up us the friday! by Polarkitten2004-03-26 02:31:09
            Ooooh. Lucky you by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:35:39
              Oh? Coming home for lunch? by Slamlander2004-03-26 02:47:51
  Aaah... by Arivia2004-03-26 02:09:24
    What type of something? by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:19:27
      Sweet. by Arivia2004-03-26 02:42:21
  *brings out a case of Champagne* by Electric Storm2004-03-26 01:58:48
    Wow! Congratulations! by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:16:50
      Congratulations indeed by fore_deck2004-03-26 05:24:59
  Wanders in, in _far_ too good a mood by gibbo_monster2004-03-26 01:57:40
    Fine, fine by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:15:45
    *serves LARGE BAS* by Electric Storm2004-03-26 02:03:34
  wohooo, evil day star is shining ;-) by ranja2004-03-26 01:40:19
    Weekend is always a reson to celebrate! by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:12:05
      just the celebrate day by ranja2004-03-26 03:15:58
  Good Morning! by fore_deck2004-03-26 01:34:47
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-03-26 01:55:41
      Thank-you by fore_deck2004-03-26 02:54:38
  *flys in* by TheRaven2004-03-26 01:26:10
    {{{Ozan}}} by SaleGamine2004-03-26 01:54:59
      i'm doing fine by TheRaven2004-03-26 02:06:02
        I know. Isn't that nice. by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:25:58
          *hugs, pets, hugs again* by TheRaven2004-03-26 02:29:14
            *hugs back* by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:37:05
    *serves huggable mug of coffee w/ water* by Electric Storm2004-03-26 01:39:16
      how are you my electronic friend (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-26 01:49:06
        I'm fine my feathered turkish friend by Electric Storm2004-03-26 01:54:52
          i'd run off by TheRaven2004-03-26 01:57:40
            These are spic 'n span clean.... by Electric Storm2004-03-26 02:01:32
              you are a man or what ? (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-26 02:04:23
                Yes, but not in the mood tonight.... by Electric Storm2004-03-26 02:07:32
                  weekand rules by TheRaven2004-03-26 02:13:21
  G'morning from 50.5830°N, 8.5330°E by Fritriac2004-03-26 01:16:41
    Do you really want the tea? by SaleGamine2004-03-26 01:19:58
      I've to drive later today ... by Fritriac2004-03-26 01:28:08
        Ok, some tea in the splash it is then by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:25:32
  Good morning! by chrisP2004-03-26 01:08:39
    {{{chrisP}}} by SaleGamine2004-03-26 01:13:26
      Yep, but by chrisP2004-03-26 01:19:30
        Bravo! by SaleGamine2004-03-26 01:20:49
          Yay me! by chrisP2004-03-26 01:27:54
            *Grin* (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:24:53
  shhhhhh. by treehugger2004-03-26 00:52:33
    Wow, the trehugger is back :-) by krikkert2004-03-26 01:48:17
      *goes back to sleep* by treehugger2004-03-26 01:52:02
        No, you're not. by krikkert2004-03-26 02:08:18
    He he he... by SaleGamine2004-03-26 01:12:21
      *Takes pills, drinks water* by treehugger2004-03-26 01:17:39
        *Serves water and a pepsi* by SaleGamine2004-03-26 01:19:16
          mmm hugs. by treehugger2004-03-26 01:21:00
            Can you tolerate the thought of food? by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:17:38
              Food would be nice by treehugger2004-03-26 02:48:30
  Morning by Bellator2004-03-26 00:35:18
    *Serves tankard of BAS* by SaleGamine2004-03-26 01:05:23
  Yes please! by Electric Storm2004-03-26 00:31:49
    Ohhh, that's nice. by SaleGamine2004-03-26 01:04:41
      Yum nice tea! TY by Electric Storm2004-03-26 01:14:10
        I wants one! by SaleGamine2004-03-26 01:21:50
          One? by Electric Storm2004-03-26 01:32:47
            A storm was indeed what I wanted (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:22:39
  Moin! by diGriz2004-03-26 00:30:34
    {{{diGriz}}} by SaleGamine2004-03-26 00:58:28
      I'm fine, thanks by diGriz2004-03-26 01:59:07
        If we can help you in any way by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:24:24
          Well... by diGriz2004-03-26 02:40:59
  'Lo! by syren2004-03-26 00:27:23
    Good morning! by SaleGamine2004-03-26 00:52:47
      I wish I wasn't hourly paid, by syren2004-03-26 01:06:41
        I will. On both counts. by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:23:30
  good morning dear :) by dissociated2004-03-26 00:12:57
    *Serves espresso* by SaleGamine2004-03-26 00:19:00
      they're pretty :) by dissociated2004-03-26 00:31:27
        They sound lovely by SaleGamine2004-03-26 00:57:05
          {{{SaleGamine}}} by dissociated2004-03-26 01:12:52
            As long as you are getting rest as well. by SaleGamine2004-03-26 01:53:55
              rest is somewhat elusive by dissociated2004-03-26 02:38:08
  Good Morning! by astreius2004-03-26 00:08:08
    I'll have to look that one up by SaleGamine2004-03-26 00:11:51
      I just took a look at the CVN-HomePage. by astreius2004-03-26 00:15:50
        Yep, grey and cold by SaleGamine2004-03-26 00:16:54
          :-p by astreius2004-03-26 00:20:25
            Not exactly what I had in mind... by SaleGamine2004-03-26 00:21:36
              I have to leave again. by astreius2004-03-26 00:24:26
  As long as the splash is Scotch sure (n/t) by hieraco2004-03-26 00:05:26
    Yes it is. by SaleGamine2004-03-26 00:10:41
  Yes please! by genocide782004-03-26 00:03:43
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-03-26 00:09:53
      I agree! by genocide782004-03-26 01:59:58
        Fine. by SaleGamine2004-03-26 02:20:54
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedly-dee... by bassplayer2004-03-26 21:54:26
  Turn off your TV, we're sick of lying to you (n/ (n/t) by oot2004-03-26 16:55:08
  The Feds are coming for your guns! (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-03-26 09:05:10
    No that's FOX News after a Democrat gets in (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-03-26 12:36:22
  Animals in Cambodia revolt... by scragman2004-03-26 08:44:49
    How about "Animals in Cambodia revolting.."? by Spud312004-03-26 09:28:12
  This space for rent... (n/t) by Spud312004-03-26 08:00:38
    We only accept payment in Euros. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 08:53:35
      All news must be sanitized first... (n/t) by Spud312004-03-26 09:28:57
  Whoopee cushion mistaken for actual flatulence. (n/t) by nin_man2004-03-26 07:07:45
  Kilroy was here by Reddy2004-03-26 07:02:24
  Scapegoat for ... by pas512004-03-26 06:21:34
    s/WND/WMD/ (n/t) by pas512004-03-26 06:33:24
  Bear defecates in wood, film at 11... (n/t) by pas512004-03-26 05:50:58
    Inspections reveal ... by pas512004-03-26 06:31:53
    Good One! (n/t) by plblark2004-03-26 06:11:49
  For Accurate News Watch BBC News 24 (n/t) by pas512004-03-26 05:45:16
    YESSS!! by saminz2004-03-26 05:51:43
  You are reading a ticker. You have no life. by pecosdave2004-03-26 03:51:04
  Running only one day in the year: by Khaar2004-03-26 03:47:16
  .desrever gnieb rekcit eht rof ezigolopa eW by IByte2004-03-26 03:09:19
  ::tap,tap:: Is this on? ::feedback:: Ooops.. (n/t) by ellyssian2004-03-26 03:05:35
  Today in a freak accident involving a wet suit, by AshyRaine2004-03-26 03:00:36
  if you can read this by Polarkitten2004-03-26 02:10:24
  Surgeon General's Warning: by Alcyone2004-03-26 01:40:47
  7|-|is sys73m |-|4s b33n |-|4x3d by lenmear2004-03-26 01:39:48
    j00 |4m3r!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 by mwq2004-03-26 04:03:55
  do not believe us (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-26 01:32:44
  bush extends discrimination amendment by lenmear2004-03-26 01:29:03
  Spam subject lines. by LionsPhil2004-03-26 01:27:29
    it appears some spammers have succeeded at eluding by lenmear2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Governator declares martial law, usurps presidency (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 01:14:04
    tells california, "i'll be back." (n/t) by lenmear2004-03-26 01:18:16
      Tells Bush "Hasta la vista" (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 01:20:32
  Hmmm... by bikke2004-03-26 01:13:24
    Ufie with no diary mobbed. Quote;'had it coming' ( (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 01:15:56
  It's quiet ... Too Quiet ... by treehugger2004-03-26 01:04:15
    mmmm... tastes like chicken by lenmear2004-03-26 01:05:39
  Hello World (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 00:58:29
  the people of the US have authorized Delta Force, by lenmear2004-03-26 00:55:35
    And the people rejoiced in a loud manner. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 01:01:39
  Smashing Pumpkin lyrics. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:53:55
  I am the very model of a modern major general... (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:53:16
    No, *I* am! ;-) (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-26 04:37:20
  Badger. by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:50:56
  Request for urgent.. by Village Idiot2004-03-26 00:50:48
  Jesus is Lord and y'all are going to Hell. by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:47:10
  whoa! check out the freak viewer at <address>. by lenmear2004-03-26 00:45:26
  "Fear me" in Klingon. by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:44:13
  We apologize for the.. by Village Idiot2004-03-26 00:41:54
    We apologize for that too. by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:43:00
      Heh. bang on! (n/t) by Village Idiot2004-03-26 00:43:53
        We are experience more problems. by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:45:19
          My sister was bitten by a moose (n/t) by Nea2004-03-26 00:50:15
            Mexican llamas!! (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:51:35
              we apologize for the mexican llamas. by lenmear2004-03-26 01:06:59
                Ni! Neeeow ... wum ... ping! It! by Alcyone2004-03-26 01:31:48
  Quick! Look behind you! (n/t) by Bellator2004-03-26 00:37:32
    followed by "Fooled You!!!!" (n/t) by lenmear2004-03-26 00:42:02
  Want to see lions? Come to Kenya. (n/t) by Control2004-03-26 00:35:41
    Or Britain. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-26 01:14:24
    Forget Norway! (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 00:42:42
      Yeah, Fortinbras is cooler! (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:52:10
        Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead... (n/t) by pas512004-03-26 05:40:14
          Shall we play at questions? (n/t) by karaken122004-03-26 06:24:56
        Anything in bras is cooler! (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 00:55:51
          Like Ophelia? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 01:02:18
            Before or after offing herself? by Atrahasis2004-03-26 01:04:00
  Bill Gates now owns everything by hieraco2004-03-26 00:35:13
  No News is Good News. Fnord. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 00:34:13
  $current_news_anchor.. by Village Idiot2004-03-26 00:34:09
    ...And we know you're not wearing pants either. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:35:22
      ...Heck, *we* aren't wearing pants. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:35:47
        I hope that was a royal 'we'.. by Village Idiot2004-03-26 00:37:56
          I'm meaning the people writing the marquee. by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:40:32
        ...And that thing on $anchor's head is a toupee. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:37:13
          ...Trust us, we've checked. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:37:38
            ...Don't you hate it when we're drunk? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:38:17
              ...You can't keep a good alien down. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:38:37
                ...Kill Crash and the Karoshi Horns. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:42:13
                  ...Naruki is an ogre. We have mathematical proof. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:48:04
                    ...And Jesus on occassion took a crap. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:48:33
                      ...Don't try Mickelstein's fondue. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:49:36
                        ...We did, wasn't pleasant. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:52:39
  O Captain! my Captain! by DerSarek2004-03-26 00:32:00
    I now know where that came from.. thanks! by Electric Storm2004-03-26 00:59:01
    I admit, by DerSarek2004-03-26 00:33:30
  The winning lottery numbers for next week are... (n/t) by Alcyone2004-03-26 00:28:30
  Ticker message by Village Idiot2004-03-26 00:28:23
    I LIKE that one. LOL :D (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:30:09
  What else? by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:27:19
    ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. by bassplayer2004-03-26 00:31:34
      Al Qaeda set up us the bomb? by IByte2004-03-26 03:01:10
  Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? by DerSarek2004-03-26 00:23:15
  The obvious: "The matrix has you!" (n/t) by DerSarek2004-03-26 00:18:29
    And then: "follow the white rabbit." ? (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 00:47:47
  Hmmm... by Sim2004-03-26 00:15:59
  "Good heavens, something's wriggling... by danielsh2004-03-26 00:15:54
  Move on.... there's nothing to see... (n/t) by count_02004-03-26 00:15:34
    Heh. Would it affect their Nielson ratings? (n/t) by kahuana2004-03-26 00:19:31
      ofc it would... by count_02004-03-26 00:28:09
  Doink Doink Doink Doink!! by maxor2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks for that Link, Now I can sleep well (n/t) by hieraco2004-03-26 00:28:37
  Bring me to your leader (n/t) by ideur2004-03-26 00:10:49
  barney caught fire at 0700 this morning... (n/t) by leunnammi2004-03-26 00:09:20
  "Please add a pinch of salt to everything the by skeptic2004-03-26 00:05:14
    Hey, you're writing PROZE in a CNN scrolling bar? by scissors2004-03-26 01:05:02
  Help! I'm trapped in the CNN server room! (n/t) by kahuana2004-03-26 00:03:10
    *GRIN* (n/t) by saminz2004-03-26 01:08:50
    :-) Awesome (n/t) by danielsh2004-03-26 00:16:31
    Need to say: I really liked this one (n/t) by Defner2004-03-26 00:14:39
  "DaNutBall is new world overlord" (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-03-26 00:02:40
  GWB calls Barney an a**, upsets schoolchildren. by Atrahasis2004-03-26 00:02:18
    Barney Rubble ? by scissors2004-03-26 00:59:29
      Fred Flinstone was the father of Pebbles! (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 01:02:22
        Y're right, realized it whille hitting submit by scissors2004-03-26 01:06:10
          BamBam? (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 01:08:37
            Would it sound "right" in the Bush family? by scissors2004-03-26 01:14:55
    What is GWB? (n/t) by hieraco2004-03-26 00:05:59
      Seriously? by DerSarek2004-03-26 00:07:22
        Ah! just couldn't figure out the initals by hieraco2004-03-26 00:31:28
          Yeah, had to shorten it to fit in the subject line (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 00:34:46
        what really gets me is that he knows Barney, tho! (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 00:27:56
          A secret Identity perhaps by hieraco2004-03-26 00:30:32
  World ended at 11:23 pm EDT . . . No one Noticed ( (n/t) by hieraco2004-03-26 00:01:03
    you're not on Daylight Time yet, are you? (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-26 01:23:49
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

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