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Cartoon for Mar 18, 2004
Strip for Mar 18, 2004
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Latecomers thread by astreius2004-03-18 23:36:33
  *waves* by SaleGamine2004-03-18 23:55:05
    *waves back* by astreius2004-03-18 23:56:03
  I love the smell of panzerfaust in the morning! (n (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-03-18 23:47:14
    But be sure to stay out of the by astreius2004-03-18 23:52:41
Wonderfalls is a very odd show by friareriner2004-03-18 23:10:35
  seems to me by niwikki2004-03-18 23:40:15
    Tracheotomy!!!! AAAUUUGGHHH! by ag_wyvern2004-03-18 23:46:57
      you call that jam packed? by niwikki2004-03-19 00:06:12
        Oh yeah, and Tru Calling for me also :-) by ag_wyvern2004-03-19 00:13:10
  I wanted to see that. by Blackbyrd22004-03-18 23:32:19
Arrrghhh!!! by tms17912004-03-18 22:30:19
Forget basketball and hockey... by rapido752006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: Clutter Squad! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
From Dallas to Vancouver: Awwww... by Adiplomat2004-03-18 21:42:47
  I didn't catch it but I know my son was quite by Celticess2004-03-18 23:02:06
  Yeah well they'll get the 4th seed by DaNutBall2004-03-18 21:44:16
    Not sure if you mean the Stars or the 'nucks... by Atrahasis2004-03-18 22:18:45
      The Cannots (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-03-18 22:44:51
    You know more than I, sir. I don't follow hockey by Adiplomat2004-03-18 21:49:50
      Night (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-03-18 21:55:49
New Wordperfect for linux?! by mstandfest2004-03-18 19:59:15
  Probably a hoax. by alter3d2004-03-18 20:07:23
    no there is WP for linux by Celticess2004-03-18 23:04:01
    No, it is out there! by Anton L.2004-03-18 22:33:51
      Hmm... I knew they made Linux versions. by alter3d2004-03-18 23:32:13
UGH ... my room is a mess. by lucidpsyche2004-03-18 19:57:12
  Bookshelves are wonderful things. by silvermoon822004-03-18 21:09:57
    Good idea... by lucidpsyche2004-03-18 22:27:32
  Sure. by Arcanum2004-03-18 20:04:14
    the floor is just the biggest shelf in the house ( (n/t) by friareriner2004-03-18 20:06:19
      No, that's what the bed's for. (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-03-18 20:18:49
        only the innoccent say that. (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-03-18 22:09:54
  Can you put it somewhere other than your room? by MajorG172004-03-18 20:00:03
    Well... by lucidpsyche2004-03-18 20:18:16
      Dump your mum's crap on her bed... by McNutcase2004-03-18 20:20:37
        I'm sure she'd appreciate that. (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-03-18 20:38:25
          As much as you appreciate HER crap in YOUR space? by McNutcase2004-03-18 20:43:47
            Mum's mad enough at me these days. by lucidpsyche2004-03-18 21:48:52
Unofficial "I Love Programmers" thread. by hadji2004-03-18 18:53:45
  I love programmers by sparkz2004-03-18 19:16:22
  what did he do? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-18 18:55:27
    I'm not sure I can say. . . by hadji2004-03-18 18:58:25
      Sounds like it was.... by pyrogator2004-03-18 22:05:37
Speaking of W:ET by DesertRat662004-03-18 18:52:04
  Great. I show up, and everyone leaves. :'( (n/t) by themadkansan2004-03-18 20:18:50
    Well I was about to come in... by DaNutBall2004-03-18 23:35:14
  3v2 now. More players please? (n/t) by DesertRat662004-03-18 19:27:53
    I'm having to download Service Packs atm by DaNutBall2004-03-18 19:33:23
Argh! by Llyr2004-03-18 18:48:05
  Better make that three. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-18 20:49:04
    colon pee. four... Arizona lost too. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-18 20:58:34
  blah by friareriner2004-03-18 19:39:17
    Heh, no. by Llyr2004-03-18 19:44:25
      Oh sure complain that WI is underranked by DaNutBall2004-03-18 20:27:37
        Ah, but they will. by Llyr2004-03-18 20:59:05
      you know, I really don't know anything about by friareriner2004-03-18 20:05:43
        *gigglesnort* by Llyr2004-03-18 20:14:03
      Is there a team called "Mushrooms", too? (n/t) by oot2004-03-18 19:45:07
        Unfortunately no. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-18 20:17:36
        The badgers lose to the mushrooms... by friareriner2004-03-18 20:03:49
  Uh-oh... by oot2004-03-18 19:16:04
    It IS Michigan State by DaNutBall2004-03-18 19:20:21
      I don't care about the game/teams by oot2004-03-18 19:40:28
        *sigh of relief* by oot2004-03-18 19:44:20
          TTGTB by oot2004-03-18 19:47:28
      Meh. by Llyr2004-03-18 19:24:07
        NCAA smoke crack by DaNutBall2004-03-18 19:34:08
          Oh, and WHERE THE CRAP by Llyr2004-03-18 19:34:55
            in utah I imagine... by friareriner2004-03-18 19:37:29
Man...some W:ET players by Kickstart2004-03-18 17:38:50
  Here is how you handle that! by naturallylit2004-03-18 18:41:47
    *fires a Death's Head* by McNutcase2004-03-18 18:43:57
  It's 1v2 and I'm kicking butt!!! by ChuckAB2004-03-18 18:17:36
  There's a few on right now by DaNutBall2004-03-18 18:08:21
  If he shows up on the UF server by DaNutBall2004-03-18 18:07:17
  if I'm on, yell at me. by McNutcase2004-03-18 17:43:05
    speeking of toaster by Nightwind2004-03-18 17:45:16
      Don't run. Walk. by McNutcase2004-03-18 17:47:25
        Oh, and go easy on the loud pedal. by McNutcase2004-03-18 17:51:06
          I think I need by Nightwind2004-03-18 17:56:28
            for me, tapping x puts me prone. by McNutcase2004-03-18 17:59:08
              maybe by Nightwind2004-03-18 18:07:35
      Don´t walk forwards.... by OsteSpiser2004-03-18 17:47:20
        yes by Nightwind2004-03-18 17:50:28
          Strafe like mad... by McNutcase2004-03-18 17:52:25
            swapping to ... by Nightwind2004-03-18 17:54:20
              Got a wheel mouse? by McNutcase2004-03-18 17:57:35
                they are by Nightwind2004-03-18 18:06:16
                  But you tie them down for that long. by McNutcase2004-03-18 18:12:24
                    I've held by Nightwind2004-03-18 18:37:11
                      Flamethrowers by tumppu2004-03-18 23:00:15
Anyone have experience with the by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
  Soyo has been kinda spotty. by themadkansan2004-03-18 22:39:57
  Not that particular one but by naturallylit2004-03-18 18:56:39
30 minutes o'fun. Think "gravity gradient" by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You sir are an evil man by DaNutBall2004-03-18 18:27:42
  Anyone else left arrow-key-less? by oot2004-03-18 17:53:53
    use your mouse instead (n/t) by Illiad2004-03-18 17:54:44
      you realise by Nightwind2004-03-18 18:41:31
      Thank you by oot2004-03-18 18:32:23
  You truly are thoroughly evil. ^n.n^ (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-18 17:38:15
    :-D (n/t) by Illiad2004-03-18 17:46:22
  ye gods man, how do you get any work done at all? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-18 17:21:36
    I don't play... by Illiad2004-03-18 17:22:57
      U 3VIl 0ne!! (n/t) by OsteSpiser2004-03-18 17:33:39
Help copying large files over gigabit network by coffeeman2004-03-18 17:17:04
  I found this... by RoboticGolem2004-03-18 17:55:42
    Yikes! by coffeeman2004-03-18 18:44:08
W:ET someone? anyone? I have 1/2 an hour to kill by techi8702004-03-18 17:06:14
  I was actually making some progress on CAEN by ChuckAB2004-03-18 17:33:24
    A transcription by ChuckAB2004-03-18 17:44:16
      I use the line by Nightwind2004-03-18 17:50:07
  uh... whazzat? *gets out panzerfaust* (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-03-18 17:08:38
Fame for all... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ok now you know you have to make Columbia Internet by Celticess2004-03-18 17:55:01
  awesome! (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-03-18 17:07:50
  So, by LionsPhil2004-03-18 17:05:51
Spirit sees the Viking 2 orbiter? by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I hope you didn't think that the by mayo2004-03-18 21:54:45
Mysterious Window Screwup by IronHelix12004-03-18 16:57:23
  Slightly confused by phezult2004-03-18 17:13:30
    Applet Webpage by phezult2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Run antivirus, spybot and hijackthis by techrealm2004-03-18 17:09:00
    Ohh yeah here are the links... by techrealm2006-11-19 12:55:59
One for the road...(quick survey that is) by dire_lobo2004-03-18 16:08:49
  I have two sort of by SaleGamine2004-03-18 23:46:24
  No. I yam who I yam. by Blackbyrd22004-03-18 22:40:42
  No, we don't have an alternate person by Spisefisken2004-03-18 22:06:26
  Yes by crash_2004-03-18 20:34:32
  Not in that sense. No. Never. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-18 20:01:18
  I am an alternate persona. by vetitice2004-03-18 18:59:56
  No, but my other self might. by hadji2004-03-18 18:51:30
  yes I did and no not anymore by Celticess2004-03-18 17:49:08
  Not yet.... by radiowave9112004-03-18 17:38:09
  on this site, no. (n/t) by niwikki2004-03-18 17:23:51
  negative (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-03-18 17:20:14
  nope (n/t) by dissociated2004-03-18 17:19:01
  Niet (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2004-03-18 16:51:36
  Yes. One. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 16:49:41
  Yes. (n/t) by SNUGGLEBUNNIES2004-03-18 16:43:09
  None that I have active now. by McNutcase2004-03-18 16:39:48
  none for me... by friareriner2004-03-18 16:34:27
  Yes. by theymustbidiots2004-03-18 16:25:35
  Of course I do. by vampiresquirrel2004-03-18 16:25:35
  No. by AISB2004-03-18 16:25:02
  nope (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-03-18 16:24:01
  Sort of... by phezult2004-03-18 16:23:49
  Yes. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-18 16:15:59
    Several, in fact. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-18 16:16:05
HA!! A complete loss of maturity. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *snerk!* thanks for sending me home with a smile by dire_lobo2004-03-18 16:11:14
OK, TTGTBT by SaleGamine2004-03-18 15:34:23
  g'night! (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-03-18 15:38:34
  Have fun ;) (n/t) by quilting_kitty2004-03-18 15:37:01
    Sis! by subbywan2004-03-18 15:58:53
The solution to internet advertising woes by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Do you by any chance know a guy named... by bwkaz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Spam! by BloodyViking2004-03-18 15:33:27
  Oooh! Minesweeper! (n/t) by kahuana2004-03-18 15:30:49
Somebody submit this to Slashdot by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A little blurb like that wouldn't get on :/ by DaNutBall2004-03-18 15:57:10
xcheopis by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You're welcome. :) by xcheopis2004-03-18 19:31:42
  A completely wasteful situation all around. by quilting_kitty2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ok, this may not be in good taste... by dire_lobo2004-03-18 15:46:28
      We've already by xcheopis2006-11-19 12:55:59
      The DAs office said that by tigermouse2004-03-18 16:06:15
        Oye by theanomaly2004-03-18 16:14:14
      gah I object to this phrase/mentality repeated by Celticess2004-03-18 16:04:45
Syracuse over BYU, no surprise there. by Llyr2004-03-18 14:40:49
  Fie on the 'Tide anyway! (n/t) by theymustbidiots2004-03-18 14:42:18
    Fie, indeed, upon them. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-18 14:43:30
I think that's excessive gun-geekery... by McNutcase2004-03-18 14:31:03
  and more excessive gungeekery. by McNutcase2004-03-18 16:08:54
  Yes, by LionsPhil2004-03-18 15:22:16
    What gets me is the attention to detail. by McNutcase2004-03-18 15:26:21
  every time I try a Glock by DesertRat662004-03-18 14:36:45
    That's the thing with Glocks by Illiad2004-03-18 14:52:32
      Naah the kick isn't all that bad by DesertRat662004-03-18 16:26:37
      I've never noticed that. I do remember firing a by techi8702004-03-18 15:07:10
      I've never found that to be the case by Slamlander2004-03-18 14:58:41
        Heh I can go you one better by DesertRat662004-03-18 16:29:59
        Biggest kick I ever got was from by dire_lobo2004-03-18 15:38:02
        For excessive slap, the .440 Cor-Bon. by McNutcase2004-03-18 15:02:17
          Not quite correct by Slamlander2004-03-18 15:14:58
            True, there is that. by McNutcase2004-03-18 15:24:43
              Semi-autos can be very accurate by Slamlander2004-03-18 15:31:40
                Can be. by McNutcase2004-03-18 15:38:21
      I think DR66's problem is the grip. by McNutcase2004-03-18 14:56:06
        Exactly.... by krisguy2004-03-18 17:41:22
          Size is a factor... by McNutcase2004-03-18 17:46:29
        It's like a keyboard layout by Slamlander2004-03-18 15:00:35
          Indeed so. by McNutcase2004-03-18 15:03:47
            No one is saying he should by SaleGamine2004-03-18 15:05:37
              I know. by McNutcase2004-03-18 15:07:06
    Yeah, you'd probably love an Infinity. by McNutcase2004-03-18 14:39:12
      Not really my style by DesertRat662004-03-18 16:42:24
        Fair enough. by McNutcase2004-03-18 17:45:08
      by the way... by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
With all the strife and unrest in the world... by kahuana2004-03-18 14:26:25
  "I'd like to teach the world to sing" (n/t) by techi8702004-03-18 14:27:23
    "in perfect har-mo-nee" (n/t) by tigermouse2004-03-18 14:52:47
      "I'd like to buy the world a coke" (n/t) by techi8702004-03-18 15:08:16
        "And keep it company." (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2004-03-18 15:15:55
      Singing hurts your knee? by Nea2004-03-18 15:05:44
        Piffle! by tigermouse2004-03-18 15:30:30
        Tigermouse no longer needs the wierding module. (n (n/t) by JillSwift2004-03-18 15:17:28
          Baby, I am the wierding module by tigermouse2004-03-18 15:36:45
    See, they were very educational times :-) (n/t) by kahuana2004-03-18 14:28:27
Stolen and cleaned up from Bash by Kickstart2004-03-18 14:25:59
  Too much politics. I read "Bash" as "Bush", at 1st (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-18 14:33:26
    *snerk* (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-03-18 15:48:41
  LOL (n/t) by techi8702004-03-18 14:27:46
ISAoTD(S) # And this love! fool! osophy is killing by Irrelevant2004-03-18 14:16:32
  G'night all! (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-03-18 14:17:15
Liebnitz Aproximation of Pi by Que1010102004-03-18 14:16:03
  [spoiler] by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-18 19:53:41
    eek.. it's not a very efficient algorithm. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-18 19:56:08
  From one of the googled sites: by williamashbless2004-03-18 14:31:04
    wellllll by Que1010102004-03-18 14:35:51
      if (count%2==1) term = -term; (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-18 19:29:21
      Ah. Either two terms at a time or a flag for - (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-18 14:36:50
        see the prog has to by Que1010102004-03-18 14:43:37
          The amount your adding, in magnitude... by williamashbless2004-03-18 14:49:55
    Assuming you wanted the formula, not java help. :) (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-18 14:35:39
  Yes. by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
    .... by Que1010102004-03-18 14:31:18
      Just being facetious.... by Didactylos2004-03-18 14:51:38
      I suppose by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
        its not that i want someone else to do my homework by Que1010102004-03-18 14:45:51
      Actually, given that I found it in mere seconds... by williamashbless2004-03-18 14:32:52
        oh by Que1010102004-03-18 14:37:58
Adobe Premeir Pro Question by Que1010102004-03-18 14:10:53
  1) Zoom in all the way. by winsmith2004-03-18 14:14:24
    mark the last frame.. by Que1010102004-03-18 14:27:40
On detaining Enemy Combatants by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's scarey, very scarey .... not to mention by Slamlander2004-03-18 14:56:24
  Remember Manzanar? by Slamlander2004-03-18 14:43:49
    Remeber?!?! by DesertRat662004-03-18 16:45:57
  Linkies for them as wants em by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It wasn't ok then and it's not ok now. (n/t) by raptillicus2004-03-18 14:10:57
  Legal precedent and the Bible. by Adiplomat2004-03-18 14:10:54
    except in the case of Legal Precedent by DesertRat662004-03-18 14:16:52
      Until it's tried by judicial review by infogeek2004-03-18 14:20:53
        I'm hoping it will be by DesertRat662004-03-18 14:26:43
          I ALWAYS have a problem with detention by Slamlander2004-03-18 14:46:52
          I'd have no problem with his detention, by Adiplomat2004-03-18 14:31:35
            According to that argument (court) by Slamlander2004-03-18 14:50:26
              They better be prepared to prove I'm Al-Queda! by Adiplomat2004-03-18 15:05:25
                Not according to them by Slamlander2004-03-18 15:18:12
                  And besides, proof denies faith. by kahuana2004-03-18 15:19:34
                    That's an unamerican thought by Slamlander2004-03-18 15:28:45
  They're after our brides? Bastards! by Naruki2004-03-18 14:06:33
    Just when you thought you were safe with by DesertRat662004-03-18 14:17:51
    Blowing 'em up, too! by Adiplomat2004-03-18 14:14:35
      ROFL! by Naruki2004-03-18 14:19:49
    I won't disagree with you by DesertRat662004-03-18 14:12:42
      "enemy belligerent". An enemy doesn't exist by Adiplomat2004-03-18 14:20:11
      So? by Spiff2004-03-18 14:20:01
Ambiguous CNN headlines of the moment by ag_wyvern2004-03-18 14:01:25
Saturn's moon Titan looks like Canada by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
My friends wants to format a pc... but... by Trinity_Quasar2004-03-18 13:59:32
  Not that I'm going to mention.(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-18 15:08:19
  So that's where my laptop went by DarthSane2004-03-18 14:05:44
  Yeah. Go hand it in at the train offce ... (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-18 14:01:31
    if it were windows... by tegan2004-03-18 14:57:31
      even if it were windows, think of the pooooor one (n/t) by saeckereier2004-03-18 17:15:01
    Xactly, do as Subbywan says... (n/t) by nelzie2004-03-18 14:03:10
      I would, but it's not my choice. by Trinity_Quasar2004-03-18 14:28:50
        Actually, it's your friends choice. by subbywan2004-03-18 14:48:13
        Well, in that case... by Naruki2004-03-18 14:31:51
    seconded (n/t) by winsmith2004-03-18 14:02:54
Busy Bees by DarthSane2004-03-18 13:51:46
  He He (n/t) by techi8702004-03-18 13:56:35
  Now that is evil ;) (n/t) by winsmith2004-03-18 13:55:32
    Thank you, thank you by DarthSane2004-03-18 14:03:58
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
Does anybody know what happened to Funky_monkey? by quilting_kitty2004-03-18 13:49:49
  maybe he has been disabled? by winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Wow! That's a lot of moderation! (n/t) by schwing12004-03-18 14:34:37
      but he was here actively posting by rottweiler2004-03-18 14:45:33
    I saw that, but there's no explanation by quilting_kitty2004-03-18 14:00:52
      Also, he posted in the TLP after the by quilting_kitty2004-03-18 14:02:09
Haha! Manhatten over Florida! (n/t) by theymustbidiots2004-03-18 13:41:44
I just saw The Asteroid :) by winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Could just be atmospheric dispersion by subbywan2004-03-18 13:35:58
    Maybe, but then I think it would be less clear. by winsmith2004-03-18 13:38:34
      The two parts is easy. by subbywan2004-03-18 13:44:20
        Solar winds? Inside the atmosphere? by winsmith2004-03-18 13:47:26
          Not inside by subbywan2004-03-18 13:55:38
          It's not in the atmosphere. 26,400 miles by Adiplomat2004-03-18 13:55:18
            So how can it glow? by winsmith2004-03-18 14:01:36
              The glow is a result of thawing. by subbywan2004-03-18 14:04:43
                wee-laa, thanks :) by winsmith2004-03-18 14:08:30
      Probably outgassing. Lotsa cold stuff getting by Adiplomat2004-03-18 13:42:59
BAH! by Llyr2004-03-18 13:26:59
  Pssst: by SaleGamine2004-03-18 13:47:44
    :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-18 14:37:07
Want to play a 'fun' game? by winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Variation #345,456,865,357 on that game.. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-18 19:17:28
    Annoyance level with said game: by McNutcase2004-03-18 20:28:39
  Whoa, I already have 25 liters of blood! by winsmith2004-03-18 13:52:47
  Uh is that german I was just bitten in... (n/t) by Demonhedge2004-03-18 13:34:42
    heh, german vampires eat blood too, you know (n/t) by winsmith2004-03-18 13:39:12
      suck, rather (n/t) by winsmith2004-03-18 13:40:40
        This just in, German vampires suck! by tigermouse2004-03-18 13:41:37
          However, the fact that one sucks doesn't make one by winsmith2004-03-18 13:43:10
(dangles DessertRat bait) by swisscheese2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And yet again by BloodyViking2004-03-18 14:06:57
  Interesting by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Sorry by BrainBug2004-03-18 14:01:30
      Except now Kerry has to explain by DesertRat662004-03-18 14:25:29
        Actually he did vote for it on it's first by demonhedge2004-03-18 15:45:40
          So you want to let him have it both ways? by DesertRat662004-03-18 16:50:55
            congress members don't get line-item veto by niwikki2004-03-18 17:25:25
        I'd like to know too, but... by Kickstart2004-03-18 15:30:41
          Actually by DesertRat662004-03-18 17:14:08
        Why should he explain? by Naruki2004-03-18 14:27:23
          I'm sure that undecided voters by DesertRat662004-03-18 14:35:13
            You have experience on me, but possibly not by Adiplomat2004-03-18 14:38:17
              MOPP IV Desert Environment by DesertRat662004-03-18 17:12:51
    {sigh} (n/t) by swisscheese2004-03-18 13:43:18
      ???? by DesertRat662004-03-18 13:49:53
        I was hoping, that with that (sardonic?) TLP title by swisscheese2004-03-18 15:15:26
          The problem is by Spiff2004-03-18 15:39:13
            Depends on the subject at hand by DesertRat662004-03-18 17:04:00
  That page has ridiculous small lettering... by UnFair2004-03-18 13:32:51
    oops. That was just plain careless... by swisscheese2004-03-18 13:36:59
    You've obviously never attended by DesertRat662004-03-18 13:34:59
      I was more thinking of the last course at a troll by UnFair2004-03-18 13:46:17
      Mmm! Those sound... by JillSwift2004-03-18 13:36:06
        Oh come now by DesertRat662004-03-18 13:39:09
          Here ya go. by JillSwift2006-11-19 12:55:59
            LOL!!! (n/t) by DesertRat662004-03-18 16:51:21
A morning's research into the Bush Administration by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Anyone willing to collect that much evidence by Irrelevant2004-03-18 13:29:35
    I'm just jealous that he actually had the TIME by subbywan2004-03-18 13:32:27
      I think he needs to find himself a girl by DesertRat662004-03-18 13:37:08
        I'm sorry - that font is a bit small for me - by LurkerMo2004-03-18 13:39:39
        Depending on what he does with her by subbywan2004-03-18 13:38:14
Shameless Diary Plug by AshyRaine2006-11-19 12:55:59
for all the cell phone users out there ... by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It will be geared to the current US moral clima- by LurkerMo2004-03-18 13:16:38
    that made me giggle the most, I think. (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-03-18 13:20:14
  Don't know whether or not to believe it... by YakkoWarner2004-03-18 13:10:40
  Just imagine getting that one mixed up with by Naruki2004-03-18 13:06:34
    OUCH! Naruki, how can you contemplate that by Adiplomat2004-03-18 13:32:18
When people move from country X to country Y they by techi8702004-03-18 12:58:49
  Are you talking about my Dad? by TechisSO2004-03-18 14:49:00
  Yeah, I know. I see that several times a month. by LurkerMo2004-03-18 13:17:56
    Was the driver even steering? by techi8702004-03-18 13:24:16
      They have to. In Saskatchewan, all cars by LurkerMo2004-03-18 13:27:41
        Gravel roads are a luxery by Rattler2004-03-18 13:29:24
      Oooh, Mountains... by Rattler2004-03-18 13:26:37
        Maybe not mountains. But in Edmonton we get trees! (n/t) by LurkerMo2004-03-18 13:44:49
          Calgary has trees there one in my front yard (n/t) by techi8702004-03-18 13:51:25
            Sure - in Calgary. But Calgary is not in by LurkerMo2004-03-18 14:27:37
        I really missed the mountains the year and a half by techi8702004-03-18 13:39:30
      Saskatchewan drivers' ed by watsondog2004-03-18 13:25:35
        Traffic Light !?!? by Rattler2004-03-18 13:27:44
We'll I guess it isn't completly unkown anymore. by ToLazyToThink2004-03-18 12:54:08
  The last funny thing I found in code was .... by aix tom2004-03-18 13:27:40
    Browse the Linux kernel source. by Avium2004-03-18 13:42:51
      don't link to kernel.org or prepare to be modded ( (n/t) by llamatron2004-03-18 14:05:30
  Exactly by dire_lobo2004-03-18 13:10:23
  <giggle> that's AWESOME!!! (n/t) by spiffikins2004-03-18 13:10:20
    I got the ticket in the middle of our staff meetin by ToLazyToThink2004-03-18 13:30:27
I was just thinking by Demonhedge2004-03-18 12:37:29
  What'd I ever do to you? by nin_man2004-03-18 14:03:08
    Mangy hamster, how did that sneak in? by demonhedge2004-03-18 15:54:16
    why would you want to be Hillary Clinton?(n/t) by nawft2004-03-18 14:23:01
      I think her knockers... by nin_man2004-03-18 14:33:12
        how come I read that as "kickstart" by rottweiler2004-03-18 14:39:52
          If Hillary's knockers are around Kickstart... by nin_man2004-03-18 14:45:16
            So now your saying j.butterfly is Hillary by demonhedge2004-03-18 15:56:03
              j.butterfly isn't a Canadian Citizen by Nea2004-03-18 16:22:29
                I thought she applied for citizenship and got it by demonhedge2004-03-18 17:02:34
                  She applied for residency by Nea2004-03-18 17:58:05
  Psst Demonhedge, joke's on you. by thewrongcrowd2004-03-18 13:01:57
    You weren't supposed to tell anybody! by winsmith2004-03-18 13:41:52
    Are not. (n/t) by tigermoose2004-03-18 13:08:55
      Are too. by werefish2004-03-18 13:16:17
      LOL! by thewrongcrowd2004-03-18 13:12:10
    Very good.... (n/t) by Demonhedge2004-03-18 13:04:28
  Who gives 2 beans! by XndeX2004-03-18 12:59:31
    Hey I wasn't trying to be like all serious and by Demonhedge2004-03-18 13:04:05
  Yo Demonhedge... by dire_lobo2004-03-18 12:51:53
    Sorry it doesn't (n/t) by Demonhedge2004-03-18 13:02:55
  Naruki might be a joke account by winsmith2004-03-18 12:50:21
    Since Naruki by xcheopis2004-03-18 12:52:27
      Naruki, Naruki, Naruki... by UnFair2004-03-18 13:00:36
        aaaggh! you said it 3 times! by rottweiler2004-03-18 13:03:06
          Hey, where you going? by Naruki2004-03-18 13:07:10
            Hey, it worked! I'm using that instead of ATTN: by UnFair2004-03-18 13:12:41
              Illiad Illiad Illiad. Fhtagn. by winsmith2004-03-18 13:50:32
                *BAMF* [account disabled] by Illiad2004-03-18 15:39:32
                You have tempted me sorely. by Adiplomat2004-03-18 14:08:35
                At least... by heh2004-03-18 14:07:20
            You just answered your own question. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-18 13:11:03
  crash_ may kill you. by Naruki2004-03-18 12:43:32
    And you'll regret it til your dying day by tigermouse2004-03-18 12:57:28
    Look! violence inherent in the system! by MajorG172004-03-18 12:49:14
  And crash_ is in on the conspiracy? (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-18 12:40:05
    Of course, and so is bassplayer and Llyr (n/t) by Demonhedge2004-03-18 12:58:10
      Nah, bassplayer doesn't know. by YakkoWarner2004-03-18 13:03:13
        Hey whoa there. by Llyr2004-03-18 13:28:10
          Well, it's the same letters, but... by Naruki2004-03-18 13:37:29
    Isn't crash_ a joke account? by Slacktime2004-03-18 12:43:03
  I thought nin_man was the SO by Slacktime2004-03-18 12:39:51
    The SO, though, is a "she". by winsmith2004-03-18 12:45:41
      my assessment: by McNutcase2004-03-18 12:51:09
        Mine is simpler... by nelzie2004-03-18 13:47:04
          nyet. by McNutcase2004-03-18 14:25:21
            No. by nelzie2004-03-18 14:31:09
              not that simple by dissociated2004-03-18 14:36:29
                It's one thing one... by nelzie2004-03-18 19:39:22
          We're down to 3 now? by Naruki2004-03-18 14:03:31
            Not the keeper... by nelzie2004-03-18 14:16:29
              You just mentioned genders, not preferences. by Naruki2004-03-18 14:18:26
                Well... by nelzie2004-03-18 14:22:28
                  At least one thing has changed... by Naruki2004-03-18 14:25:57
                    Gender is a physical thing... by nelzie2004-03-18 14:37:17
                      the other way round please by dissociated2004-03-18 14:45:12
                        You mean like... by nelzie2004-03-18 19:15:39
                      cool book (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-18 14:40:28
            It's my humble opinion... by nelzie2004-03-18 14:09:33
              Don't take it personally... by Naruki2004-03-18 14:17:29
                Some people do give dishonest opinions by UnFair2004-03-18 16:00:41
        Best go with "D" (other) by dire_lobo2004-03-18 12:58:01
          I don't have a tail :( by McNutcase2004-03-18 13:01:51
            but you're McNutcase... by dire_lobo2004-03-18 13:36:51
            Eh, d-tails, d-tails... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-18 13:12:12
      crash is already going to kill me... by Slacktime2004-03-18 12:47:47
        chicken by rottweiler2004-03-18 12:48:51
          well then it all depends on how nin by Slacktime2004-03-18 12:53:13
            and here I thought nin stood for by Demonhedge2004-03-18 13:01:12
              That sounds female too... by Slacktime2004-03-18 13:03:42
  If they were the same person... by Nea2004-03-18 12:39:51
    Ok hadn't really thought that far into it.... by Demonhedge2004-03-18 12:41:54
      So, you think the shock to his brain by Naruki2004-03-18 12:44:17
        or the shock to your brain.. (n/t) by Demonhedge2004-03-18 12:59:34
  Thinking? Dangerous passtime, that. (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-03-18 12:39:32
    What other choice do I have by Demonhedge2004-03-18 13:17:07
Thanks to everyone who by bladedancer2004-03-18 12:26:27
  Use leather gloves, they work the best. by techi8702004-03-18 12:30:45
    Holy cow. That's a pretty sticky situation. (n/t) by bladedancer2004-03-18 20:12:58
People who actually learn stylesheets by SnappingTurtle2004-03-18 12:24:09
  dunno about unusual, but by dissociated2004-03-18 14:24:32
  I use CSS, but I'm st00pid, so I can't agree (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-03-18 13:25:12
  Love them! by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Why, back in MY day... by rorajoey2004-03-18 12:55:35
    And forms were done with <ISINDEX ...> by SnappingTurtle2004-03-18 12:57:27
  Yes. it has been is mine...` by dire_lobo2004-03-18 12:48:13
    Sure, I'll teach you CSS by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *looks smug* by winsmith2004-03-18 12:33:34
  I havn't done much web work in years by friareriner2004-03-18 12:32:56
  Why thank you. by Didactylos2004-03-18 12:32:01
    *raises hand* by niwikki2004-03-18 15:33:16
  yes ... by rottweiler2004-03-18 12:30:20
St. Pat's Beer Fiasco by mortaine2004-03-18 12:16:03
  Ever had a Gin Ceaser (bloody mary)? by techi8702004-03-18 12:39:34
    Nope. by mortaine2004-03-18 15:42:33
  The one that still gets me... by Nea2004-03-18 12:30:11
    I don't know about that by mortaine2004-03-18 15:44:59
  Half-beer-half-coke? by julius.apweiler2004-03-18 12:27:03
    Maybe someone at the bar was German, then. (n/t) by mortaine2004-03-18 15:43:10
    Yeah, but when someone asks for beer, by raptillicus2004-03-18 12:29:12
  Guiness is better anyway.... (n/t) by raptillicus2004-03-18 12:22:21
    bleah. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-18 13:05:35
    Well, yes. by mortaine2004-03-18 12:26:07
      Undoubtedly (n/t) by raptillicus2004-03-18 12:28:28
McCain supports Kerry on national security by cristobal2006-11-19 12:55:59
  LOL funny one, cristobal. by gdgrimm2004-03-18 12:20:38
    I never said he didn't support Bush as well by cristobal2004-03-18 12:30:54
      you're sounding fanatical by gdgrimm2004-03-18 12:38:27
        How about this for distancing? by cristobal2004-03-18 12:43:29
          ??????? by gdgrimm2004-03-18 13:36:03
            Definition time by cristobal2004-03-18 19:53:30
            So once again McCain by DesertRat662004-03-18 13:44:09
  So? by DesertRat662004-03-18 12:16:17
    yeah... he resembles a centrist Dem... by dire_lobo2004-03-18 12:46:24
      Vote early and often, eh? :-) (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2004-03-18 13:00:05
      Brought to you by the Redundant Department of by talon07202004-03-18 12:52:06
    <Deleted><Deleted>2004-03-18 13:09:37
    <Deleted><Deleted>2004-03-18 13:09:10
      Moderated: triple (almost) post (n/t) by Nea2004-03-18 13:09:28
  A republican I would actually vote for... by dire_lobo2004-03-18 12:13:58
    I don't agree with him -- but I *do* respect him. by swisscheese2004-03-18 13:33:44
I'm reposting this so that maybe it stops the... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Kickstart... Bad move. by Adiplomat2004-03-18 13:00:29
    The whole thing is a waste of space. by nin_man2004-03-18 14:24:12
      Speaking of reprimanding other posters... by Adiplomat2004-03-18 14:51:29
        Who's reprimanding? by nin_man2004-03-18 15:22:07
          Specious - get stuffed. by Adiplomat2004-03-18 15:40:20
            Specious? by Blackbyrd22004-03-18 22:37:42
            Hey...that was over the line. (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-18 18:17:58
              I was over the line? by Adiplomat2004-03-18 18:59:57
            You know, at this point by nin_man2004-03-18 17:20:35
              You know, since you read this board, by Adiplomat2004-03-18 18:58:36
        If you examined Kickstart's post by BloodyViking2004-03-18 15:05:24
          There are those who disagree with your and by Adiplomat2004-03-18 15:15:22
            And again, no he didn't. by BloodyViking2004-03-18 15:26:00
    Doesn't sound very "square middle" to me. by Naruki2004-03-18 13:16:37
      My main point is, though, that you can go on by Adiplomat2004-03-18 13:27:21
        and the answering point is... by swisscheese2004-03-18 14:35:05
          I like that. by Blackbyrd22004-03-18 22:50:24
        And just where did he do that? by BloodyViking2004-03-18 14:16:47
        If you'd stopped at "Naruki is female"... by Naruki2004-03-18 13:43:08
          The "female" comment was a joke, Naruki. by Adiplomat2004-03-18 13:52:51
            "girls" ?! .... by rottweiler2004-03-18 14:17:25
              Okay, then... by Naruki2004-03-18 14:21:43
                ouch by rottweiler2004-03-18 14:29:05
                Thanks for drawing her fire, Naruki! (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-18 14:23:44
                  you aren't out of the playhouse yet! by rottweiler2004-03-18 14:31:19
                    Sorry, no can do. by Naruki2004-03-18 14:35:23
                      injunction smunction by malibu_barbie2004-03-18 14:36:58
        Well, that's precisely why I'm giving all by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 13:42:20
          NOLA, I try not to argue with someone who's by Adiplomat2004-03-18 13:48:43
            But you see, I'm giving all the opportunity by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 14:41:52
            So you still haven't figured it out, then? by Naruki2004-03-18 14:11:49
        Yeah, watch out by tigermouse2004-03-18 13:33:31
          <GWB>Bring it on!</GWB> by Adiplomat2004-03-18 13:35:24
    Hypocritical? by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-18 13:08:04
      Was Whitman schizophrenic?.. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-03-18 13:16:25
      Ok... :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-18 13:14:09
      Oh! I like that! *makes note to remember it* (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-18 13:08:38
    The problem is that phrase by hyzenthlay2004-03-18 13:07:18
      Oh? Computer piracy, music downloading, hacking by Adiplomat2004-03-18 13:20:12
        So if it is such a great example, by BloodyViking2004-03-18 14:50:52
          Those three examples by TheGM2004-03-18 16:49:47
        *those* are arguements about how the basics apply. by swisscheese2004-03-18 14:22:15
          Same goes for "Christian Values". by mwq2004-03-18 14:30:46
  *sigh* by Slacktime2004-03-18 11:51:25
    Noted, and forwarded to the Ministry of by dire_lobo2004-03-18 11:59:19
      I comand you to stop this thread right now! by MajorG172004-03-18 12:10:02
        Ah well, there is silliness and then there is by Slacktime2004-03-18 12:28:46
  Oh yeah? Then, Mr. Know-It-All, explain how by Naruki2004-03-18 11:28:02
    but I know Chris Montoya and Chuck Barry by Slamlander2004-03-18 13:38:53
    do *you* know Bo Diddley?! by rottweiler2004-03-18 11:53:55
      In the Biblical sense? by Naruki2004-03-18 12:06:04
        That was bad. by Avium2004-03-18 13:30:14
        well, in the Biblical sense by rottweiler2004-03-18 12:07:13
    That's harsh by DesertRat662004-03-18 11:41:17
    Well it is said very well in "The Big Lebowski" by Spisefisken2004-03-18 11:39:50
    It must be true! by nelzie2004-03-18 11:34:47
      OCEANA FOREVER!!! (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-18 11:35:43
        REUNITE GONDWANALAND! by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
        No, Eurasia is our ally and has always been by talon07202004-03-18 11:42:31
          When did everyone move to Eastasia? (n/t) by McNutcase2004-03-18 11:43:34
            Well... 'Nobody' seems to ever... by nelzie2004-03-18 11:57:11
              seems to be a bit of dissention...why not come by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
                I call dibs on Pegasi (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-18 12:05:00
                  You got it! by dire_lobo2004-03-18 12:08:43
                    well, they were a close second for me ... by rottweiler2004-03-18 12:45:19
                      hmmm to take a challenging role... by Slacktime2004-03-18 12:57:00
    Jesus??? *blushes* by subbywan2004-03-18 11:32:46
      'Salright. by thewrongcrowd2004-03-18 12:41:23
        Praise Wayne! by SuaveRedSalami2004-03-18 13:19:52
Song of the day by Kickstart2004-03-18 11:15:07
  mmm....Moxy Fruvous! (n/t) by TechisSO2004-03-18 12:43:25
"I gotta slow down, by silvermoon822004-03-18 11:12:06
  Boom Box seat belt no problem (n/t) by miathet2004-03-18 11:18:06
  Get a tape-to-CD converter. by Llyr2004-03-18 11:12:35
    phbbbbbbbbbt! by silvermoon822004-03-18 11:15:37
OBL caught/killed?? by subbywan2004-03-18 11:10:41
  This is just in: by winsmith2004-03-18 11:13:40
    *laughs* (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-18 11:14:07
      But still, nobody discovered today's by winsmith2004-03-18 11:15:02
        We're ALL GONNA DIE!!! by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Oh no! Panic! Panic! by JillSwift2004-03-18 12:26:58
  The BBC have it: by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ta :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-18 11:13:23
One day, the current Chinese government... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I hope so. by Didactylos2004-03-18 11:04:16
    Not if capitalists and corrupt politicos by dire_lobo2004-03-18 12:19:24
Windows trojan or something? by pecosdave2004-03-18 10:45:08
  That sounds more like a rootkit than by DesertRat662004-03-18 11:44:21
  Don't recognise the symptoms. by Didactylos2004-03-18 11:09:37
  Don't really know about a trojan. by ErniePi2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: SaleGamine by abaron2004-03-18 10:43:24
  I don't know about chartreuse... by retiqlum22004-03-18 12:39:02
  Do you need sugestions for the fondue sauces? by SaleGamine2004-03-18 12:24:48
    Ooooh sure! Please. (n/t) by abaron2004-03-18 13:15:10
      Ok, here goes: by SaleGamine2004-03-18 13:46:14
        mm those sound good, one more question by abaron2004-03-18 14:21:45
          Proportions are about 1.2 deciliter of oil to by SaleGamine2004-03-18 15:32:14
  Red wine and real chocolates... *droools* (n/t) by Spiff2004-03-18 11:42:23
  Ok, with the beef fondue a fairly heavy red by SaleGamine2004-03-18 11:38:57
    Ohh! I forgot the Chartreuse. by SaleGamine2004-03-18 11:45:06
      Thanks, that helps alot. by abaron2004-03-18 11:51:10
        Dices pear is good. by SaleGamine2004-03-18 12:02:30
    If I may ask.... by McNutcase2004-03-18 11:42:25
      Not really by SaleGamine2004-03-18 12:10:32
        at the risk of being called a heretic by dissociated2004-03-18 13:51:50
          Just don't drink it cold by SaleGamine2004-03-18 13:58:08
            ouch, that sounds nasty by dissociated2004-03-18 14:07:10
            BTW, the "official" drinks with cheese fondue are by SaleGamine2004-03-18 14:00:13
        Hmmmm. Tea might work then. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-03-18 12:11:18
EU vs M$ by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
I tried a new drink last night. by retiqlum22004-03-18 10:36:45
  Thats not the recipe I knew for it .. by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I call it... by nelzie2004-03-18 10:47:10
    Not made better... by retiqlum22004-03-18 12:22:53
    Chilled whiskey? by McNutcase2004-03-18 11:03:15
      That name does no justice! by nelzie2004-03-18 11:40:19
        So, do you chill beer? by McNutcase2004-03-18 11:45:32
          Chill it? by Naruki2004-03-18 11:51:18
            Yeah, but what do you drink? by McNutcase2004-03-18 11:53:18
              While out in Cinci I found a bar that served Bod. by wheresthefish2004-03-18 12:03:32
                Budweiser? by nelzie2004-03-18 12:11:52
                I sincerely hope you demanded a refund. by McNutcase2004-03-18 12:07:12
                  I left it to stand for thirty minutes. by wheresthefish2004-03-18 12:15:39
              Hey, I am snooty beer drinker too... by nelzie2004-03-18 12:01:40
                I drink Sleeman's Dark or Honey Brown by delltech2004-03-18 14:02:43
                  I am kind of a... by nelzie2004-03-18 14:06:26
                    You should check out Unibroue.com by delltech2004-03-18 14:17:31
                      Are you kidding? by Naruki2004-03-18 14:24:03
                mmmmmm Chimay mmmmmmm (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-18 12:05:49
                  Seconded!(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-18 12:18:20
        Philistine yourself. by wheresthefish2004-03-18 11:43:02
          That depends... by nelzie2004-03-18 12:10:01
    I agree! by abaron2004-03-18 10:51:45
      Bleah by swingfroggy2004-03-18 18:50:39
Computers and Japanese and Windows... by Naruki2004-03-18 10:36:09
  Comforters of Japaneese Widows... by inittab2004-03-18 15:24:41
  The Computer by laserman2004-03-18 11:29:09
    arigato! by Naruki2004-03-18 11:43:54
  The WinXP MUI by mors_d2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Dang! by Naruki2004-03-18 11:16:36
      Yeah... by mors_d2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Can you claim to be a student? by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Multi-OS machine? by subbywan2004-03-18 10:45:47
    Probably. by Naruki2004-03-18 11:24:41
      They should. by subbywan2004-03-18 11:33:57
  Don't hit me, but... by retiqlum22004-03-18 10:45:46
    *hits you* by Naruki2004-03-18 11:22:00
  Dual boot? You would have to get an install by LurkerMo2004-03-18 10:43:48
    That's the plan. by Naruki2004-03-18 11:19:06
      Funny about that rumour. by LurkerMo2004-03-18 12:46:24
        I would assume that they are made by Naruki2004-03-18 12:59:09
  *chuckle* (n/t) by winsmith2004-03-18 10:39:25
Calling Gentoo Users; Newbie needs help. by abaron2004-03-18 10:22:35
  Module snd_au8830 not found. by Pic2004-03-18 10:48:02
    I had... by abaron2004-03-18 11:02:11
      hmmm by Celticess2004-03-18 13:44:06
UT 2004 Released Today by YakkoWarner2004-03-18 10:08:49
  Purchased Tuesday by noprob2004-03-18 17:59:29
  Confirmed - Best Buy's got it for $25! by Ravenlock2004-03-18 13:52:42
  If you want the info by hyzenthlay2004-03-18 13:02:12
  AAH! MEANT TO PRE-ORDER THAT FOR CHEAPNESS! by LionsPhil2004-03-18 12:04:10
    MISSION FAILED! by YakkoWarner2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Downloading Demo Now by DesertRat662004-03-18 12:02:50
    Call first. by YakkoWarner2004-03-18 13:00:19
      They'll do rainchecks on the sale, though. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Nope. They won't. I asked. by YakkoWarner2004-03-18 14:11:45
          That's odd, as I have one. by Ravenlock2004-03-18 15:25:18
            Interesting. I will do that. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-18 16:04:48
              For some reason, *this* Best Buy won't by YakkoWarner2004-03-18 18:06:51
  Downloading Server now... by YakkoWarner2004-03-18 11:03:43
    You rock :) by winsmith2004-03-18 11:11:26
  I hope they nerfed those mantas... by Scirocco2004-03-18 10:44:38
    I disagree. by LionsPhil2004-03-18 12:01:19
    Yeah, Scorpions are well-balanced. by McNutcase2004-03-18 11:07:10
      There never were any vehicles in 2003 where there? by Scirocco2004-03-18 11:16:59
        Start a game.... by McNutcase2004-03-18 11:19:25
          Not unkillable. by LionsPhil2004-03-18 12:02:09
            Yeah. Needing TWO direct Redeemer hits... by McNutcase2004-03-18 12:09:55
  I'm gonna check out the demo by friareriner2004-03-18 10:35:38
  I know :-/ by DesertRat662004-03-18 10:12:18
    Seconded. by Ubergeek22004-03-18 11:44:15
    It's only $40 by hyzenthlay2004-03-18 10:46:26
      Someone posted advice about cheap prices ($25) by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Danke sehr! by YakkoWarner2004-03-18 11:02:11
    Check your ICQ (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-18 10:23:15
      Yay! I remembered the password! (n/t) by DesertRat662004-03-18 11:45:12
      Oops by DesertRat662004-03-18 10:29:20
    Good man. by Ravenlock2004-03-18 10:15:41
      Is it download only? by DesertRat662004-03-18 10:22:55
        Demo is out on several sites... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Thanks! (n/t) by DesertRat662004-03-18 10:28:41
    YAY by Illiad2004-03-18 10:15:32
      There was a time by DesertRat662004-03-18 10:21:09
        There is a demo. by silvermoon822004-03-18 10:51:37
          Seconded! by McNutcase2004-03-18 11:09:03
            Best new feature: voice support (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-18 11:40:23
              Like, built-in Teamspeak? by McNutcase2004-03-18 11:47:25
                And better. by LionsPhil2004-03-18 12:03:06
                Yes, just like that. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-18 11:48:48
                  Dang. Need £££. by McNutcase2004-03-18 11:49:48
      Did you omit an 's' from that warm thing? by Naruki2004-03-18 10:18:07
I think these would do pretty well in N.A. by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It shouldn't be that difficult by Slamlander2004-03-18 10:11:49
    re: process: 5 by friareriner2004-03-18 10:32:05
Are democrat's starting to suffer buyer's remorse? by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh for Pete's sake, who freekin cares? by crash_2004-03-18 11:02:59
    actually, under NAFTA the US does the dictating... by swisscheese2004-03-18 14:03:02
    THAT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT QUOTE! by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 12:45:24
      the difference only matters in the USA... by swisscheese2004-03-18 13:57:37
    You missed a classic flip-flop-flip by DesertRat662004-03-18 12:10:11
    influence != dictate by BloodyViking2004-03-18 12:09:22
    But I thought Cheney... by Illiad2004-03-18 11:11:15
      Duh! You are so right! by crash_2004-03-18 11:41:45
  My goodness! You're right! by dire_lobo2004-03-18 10:23:33
  Hey dude.... by Kickstart2004-03-18 10:02:39
    This is my only one for today by DesertRat662004-03-18 10:16:15
    People were complaining about the anti-dem posts?? (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-18 10:10:49
      Some were complaining about the spamming. by Naruki2004-03-18 10:15:06
        what's spam? by dire_lobo2004-03-18 10:26:39
          Sure, no problem. by Naruki2004-03-18 10:36:59
          anyone remember listserv@brownvm? :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-18 10:27:14
            no...... (n/t) by tajomaru2004-03-18 10:36:25
              It hosted a list of about 9000 mailing lists by subbywan2004-03-18 10:37:57
Mobo Update. Pictures from the damage by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
  View the images @ 25% by theanomaly2004-03-18 09:59:08
    Worst one I've seen had a hole burned right by techi8702004-03-18 10:11:43
  Camera was to close to items being photographed by techi8702004-03-18 09:56:34
  Whoa, badly blurinated! by LionsPhil2004-03-18 09:41:53
    as i said. this cam has absolutely no focus by stacato2004-03-18 09:43:27
      Have you tried adjusting the distance to the by talon07202004-03-18 09:57:16
        lol. well, there is no focus function by stacato2004-03-18 10:02:25
  Linky no worky (for me at least; sever not found) (n/t) by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:39:02
    try again. it should work. by stacato2004-03-18 09:39:49
      Ah, works now. Wonder what was wrong. (n/t) by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:44:01
What, no 'elf' file-format joke? by jsbiff2004-03-18 09:35:33
It's amazing how bind... by retiqlum22004-03-18 09:33:34
Adobe Premier 7 Pro by Que1010102004-03-18 09:30:35
Topic for MAJOR debate... by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A comment.... by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:54:22
    Ah, but you forget... by Naruki2004-03-18 10:05:00
      Well, then there are those... by nelzie2004-03-18 10:38:59
        I prefer to argue against my convictions. by McNutcase2004-03-18 11:02:12
      I AM wholly principaled... by dire_lobo2004-03-18 10:30:05
        least least least least least least by dire_lobo2004-03-18 10:34:08
  Currently, we need more debate! (UK) by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:51:46
  Debate is important by abstrackt2004-03-18 09:33:26
    Get better at W:ET? by Naruki2004-03-18 09:36:03
      Not likely by DesertRat662004-03-18 09:45:42
        Getting shot a lot. by Naruki2004-03-18 10:02:25
          Yeah, I noticed that your... by nelzie2004-03-18 10:37:10
            They are? by Naruki2004-03-18 10:42:20
              I play to have fun and try to win... by McNutcase2004-03-18 11:00:51
                Eh... Maybe that's just my... by nelzie2004-03-18 11:12:37
                  Nah, it's you being normal. by McNutcase2004-03-18 11:17:53
                    Uhh... That's near the top of mine as well... by nelzie2004-03-18 11:26:59
              Yep, they are pretty low... by nelzie2006-11-19 12:55:59
                That's why I take Engi, all right. by Naruki2004-03-18 11:08:36
                  All this talk... by nelzie2004-03-18 11:16:04
                    You'd be welcome by DesertRat662004-03-18 12:24:22
                      Naw, can't be true. by Naruki2004-03-18 12:57:47
                        Actually... by nelzie2004-03-18 13:09:26
                      Heheh... by nelzie2004-03-18 12:46:30
          Exhausted? by DesertRat662004-03-18 10:10:02
            True. by JillSwift2004-03-18 10:26:17
              hehe by DesertRat662004-03-18 10:33:38
                Okay, then. by Naruki2004-03-18 10:38:08
                  Uh oh... by JillSwift2004-03-18 10:42:26
                    Grr... by Naruki2004-03-18 11:01:59
                      I dunno by DesertRat662004-03-18 12:21:02
                        What *really* burns my britches... by Naruki2004-03-18 12:42:37
                          Hmmm an Idea by DesertRat662004-03-18 12:49:46
                            Please yes! by McNutcase2004-03-18 12:57:14
                        I've run over my mines before. by JillSwift2004-03-18 12:32:03
                          Last night I had three choices by DesertRat662004-03-18 12:40:54
      hehehe (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-18 09:42:59
Scorched Earth 3D Fans! by naturallylit2004-03-18 09:24:26
  First time I've played this by kiroh2004-03-18 13:29:06
  OK, how do I specify my name when I join the game by blindman2004-03-18 10:39:12
    When picking your tank... by McNutcase2004-03-18 11:22:56
      that is a blast, a very fine follow up to the old by blindman2004-03-18 12:37:28
UF Book Club Daily Reminder Post by UF Book Club2006-11-19 12:55:59
  attn: karaken12 by dissociated2004-03-18 13:38:28
Test-taking time by Lis772004-03-18 08:42:08
  Squirts a load of luck into a cream pie... by dire_lobo2004-03-18 09:29:24
  Look out! by theanomaly2004-03-18 09:08:27
Upgrade to KDE 3.2? by duesentrieb2004-03-18 08:41:14
  why should upgrading KDE warp your system? by Winsmith2004-03-18 09:06:28
    Oh, i don't know... by duesentrieb2004-03-18 09:11:11
    Because KDE thinks it IS the system. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-03-18 09:07:05
      Well, it takes up enough disk space to be one. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-18 09:18:34
        Not to mention several times as much memory... by McNutcase2004-03-18 09:19:33
Has anybody heard of... by Rattler2004-03-18 08:38:25
  Best guess by Didactylos2004-03-18 08:59:47
    Verification: by Didactylos2004-03-18 09:12:39
      Great, thanks. by Rattler2004-03-18 09:36:13
        Yes I've seen messages like that by talon07202004-03-18 10:00:52
  Yeah, I have! by nelzie2004-03-18 08:52:36
Tell me if you'd be worried. by nin_man2004-03-18 08:32:21
  Sounds like that guy by merryj2004-03-18 11:50:01
  *has Coupling flashback* by quilting_kitty2004-03-18 11:30:54
    ROFL... ;) (n/t) by highly2004-03-18 11:41:43
      Hi sweetie! by quilting_kitty2004-03-18 11:59:13
  I'd say that wasn't any serial cable I know of! by Adiplomat2004-03-18 09:16:58
    No, the big, scary machine pulls 300 amps. by nin_man2004-03-18 10:06:10
      Sure, now there's now power running through it by talon07202004-03-18 12:59:12
    From what I know by sqd2004-03-18 09:41:11
      He also made videos. by nin_man2004-03-18 10:07:21
      You've got it backwards by Gorgar2004-03-18 09:59:53
        Oops, my bad. <n/t> by Gorgar2004-03-18 10:52:45
    300 amps by LionsPhil2004-03-18 09:21:23
      Not likely. The cable would have to be .04 ohms by kahuana2004-03-18 09:27:32
  You use a serial cable... by BrainBug2004-03-18 09:15:15
  Engh? by sqd2004-03-18 09:01:28
    Of course it should. by chrisP2004-03-18 09:03:02
      My bad by sqd2004-03-18 09:16:16
        Methinks... by highly2004-03-18 11:42:13
  MacGyver techsupport, yeehaw! by thewrongcrowd2004-03-18 08:48:18
  lasers? by Didactylos2004-03-18 08:47:50
    No no no. by Naruki2004-03-18 09:12:55
      We have a "Big Frickin'" Laser... by nelzie2004-03-18 12:16:37
        You just havn't asked the right people... by vetitice2004-03-18 12:33:21
          It could go through two or three people... by nelzie2004-03-18 12:41:36
            Ohh, I want one. by vetitice2004-03-18 12:44:06
              Do you have a spare 1/2 Mil? by nelzie2004-03-18 12:47:07
                1/2 mil for 30s work? by vetitice2004-03-18 13:17:58
                  'We' don't do that... by nelzie2004-03-18 13:53:18
  Nah. But I'm used to 'big scary machines' by kahuana2004-03-18 08:45:17
  Be glad you don't have hair like mine. by McNutcase2004-03-18 08:33:32
post axioms/sayings in programming language game by psychoi3oy2004-03-18 08:24:43
  HTML (and many others): by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hurrah! by LionsPhil2004-03-18 11:57:29
      Ook! by wheresthefish2004-03-18 12:07:51
  SUBROUTINE FUN by wheresthefish2004-03-18 11:33:51
    Ack! FORTRAN! by pas512004-03-18 11:40:27
  Axiom by pas512004-03-18 11:27:22
  people.types = 10; by MajorG172004-03-18 10:19:46
    else{ by MajorG172004-03-18 10:21:33
  if (you.do()); damned(); // (n/t) by kahuana2004-03-18 10:10:15
  eat(), drink() && bemerry(); day++; die(); (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-03-18 10:03:06
    knowledge.restsUpon != truth;... by Irrelevant2004-03-18 10:16:24
  if (pain == false ) by tigermouse2004-03-18 09:50:58
    /* in other words */ gain = pain; // (n/t) by kahuana2004-03-18 10:02:12
  spoon == NULL by polarkitten2004-03-18 09:33:36
    Hmmm... by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:43:14
  Quux? by LionsPhil2004-03-18 09:29:50
    OK, once more with subtitles... (n/t) by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:35:37
      Or in a...*different* language by LionsPhil2004-03-18 09:38:54
        Oh, right. by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:40:48
  from Harry Potter by polarkitten2004-03-18 09:27:36
    spoiler by polarkitten2004-03-18 09:29:42
  $rex=dog_teach("fetch") or exit("too old"); (n/t) by tigermouse2004-03-18 09:22:32
  I like this one by polarkitten2004-03-18 09:21:52
    not a saying, but why not... by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:25:44
  #include <cMotherInLaw.h> by flatlander2004-03-18 09:21:50
  not sure about this one by polarkitten2004-03-18 09:09:27
  hmmm by polarkitten2004-03-18 09:04:38
    Not surprising if she's scorched! by treehugger2004-03-18 09:05:39
      oops, non-native speaker here! (n/t) by polarkitten2004-03-18 09:06:25
        I forgot the : ) sorry! by treehugger2004-03-18 09:11:19
          the moment you pointed that out... by polarkitten2004-03-18 09:16:58
  Not really a saying... by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ehhh forgot about SQL by polarkitten2004-03-18 09:20:28
      African || European (n/t) by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:23:10
        If ($answer==NULL){fnToss(self,ravine.doom)} (n/t) by JillSwift2004-03-18 09:28:05
    echo release Brian | sed -e s/r/w/ by polarkitten2004-03-18 09:13:13
      *Hurls Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at ... by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:16:37
        thou.shaltcount(range(1,3)) (n/t) by polarkitten2004-03-18 09:18:04
          !2. !4. 3. 5=rightOut. (n/t) by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:23:56
    You are clearly a most clever knight... by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:07:57
      My liege! I would be honored. (n/t) by BrainBug2004-03-18 09:10:06
        Can you say "NI!"? by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:11:52
          Aye, my liege by BrainBug2004-03-18 09:39:14
            Most excellant, sir knight. by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:41:50
              I'm sorry my liege. by BrainBug2004-03-18 09:49:35
                OK; I'll just have to pretend I've muffled... by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:55:57
          ni ni ni by polarkitten2004-03-18 09:14:25
            "It can't be done!" by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:17:14
  go fuzzy... by BrainBug2004-03-18 08:56:13
  The classic (obfuscated slightly): by Irrelevant2004-03-18 08:54:34
    sans obfuscation: by Irrelevant2004-03-18 09:03:10
    To be or not to be, that is the question. (n/t) by stujlaird2004-03-18 08:56:03
    ah yes, forgot about that one (n/t) by psychoi3oy2004-03-18 08:55:33
  try{ by tigermouse2004-03-18 08:51:34
    hehe by psychoi3oy2004-03-18 08:53:04
  Hmm, ok: by chrisP2004-03-18 08:49:14
    looks like python by polarkitten2004-03-18 08:51:45
      Python yes. by chrisP2004-03-18 09:02:04
  mine by polarkitten2004-03-18 08:44:56
    make: don't know how to make lemonade. stop. (n/t) by pas512004-03-18 11:37:29
    another one by polarkitten2004-03-18 08:49:50
      and another by polarkitten2004-03-18 08:56:20
        yet another (oneliner, easy one!) by polarkitten2004-03-18 08:56:54
    bash scripting? by psychoi3oy2004-03-18 08:49:31
      it's bash by polarkitten2004-03-18 08:50:32
  Well let's try by Spisefisken2004-03-18 08:36:38
    my guess by psychoi3oy2004-03-18 08:39:07
      It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings by stujlaird2004-03-18 08:41:52
  What do you mean by "knowledgeable"? by stujlaird2004-03-18 08:29:27
    ∀x is cloud ⇒ x has silver lining by Pic2004-03-18 08:36:56
      ∀cloud ∃silver lining (n/t) by pas512004-03-18 11:18:42
      Thanks, but what do you type to get them? by stujlaird2004-03-18 08:38:54
        It's not too hard by Pic2004-03-18 08:54:58
          Ah. And one more detail I forgot by Pic2004-03-18 08:57:42
            Trying again... by stujlaird2004-03-18 08:59:28
              Ah, thanks!!! (n/t) by stujlaird2004-03-18 08:59:40
          Testing. by stujlaird2004-03-18 08:57:33
            Drat. (n/t) by stujlaird2004-03-18 08:57:40
    well known, by psychoi3oy2004-03-18 08:34:44
      FYI by Naruki2004-03-18 08:37:15
        thanks (n/t) by psychoi3oy2004-03-18 08:39:27
WAHOOO by laserman2004-03-18 08:02:38
  and the crowd goes WILD! by dire_lobo2004-03-18 08:07:11
    we are a by laserman2004-03-18 08:22:51
  congrats! :) (n/t) by JustnCase2004-03-18 08:05:04
yay! yeti sports 3: Seal Bounce by polarkitten2006-11-19 12:55:59
  finally! 1667.25 total, 406.87 best by niwikki2004-03-18 18:18:19
  460,5 highest throw (n/t) by UnFair2004-03-18 16:55:02
    awwwwwww, shucks! by merryj2004-03-19 06:48:55
  459.84 by merryj2004-03-18 14:39:10
  wait4it, wait4it...... **1698.2** by ag_wyvern2004-03-18 12:59:40
    I beat you! by MajorG172004-03-18 15:59:52
  294.17 unassisted (no seal pokes) (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-18 12:52:10
  Going for smallest non-zero score: 14.8 (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-18 10:37:01
    14.06 (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-18 10:39:22
      13.99 (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-18 21:32:16
        7.11 by merryj2004-03-19 14:42:24
  Total score: 1642.1 by MajorG172004-03-18 09:22:53
    Nuts... 1625.43 by ag_wyvern2004-03-18 10:49:01
      1645.93 B-D (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-18 12:23:48
  Total Movement for 1 throw: 1418! by MajorG172004-03-18 09:04:03
    1425.74... by MajorG172004-03-18 09:59:00
  365.47 / 1412.89 best so far... addicted... (n/t) by silvermoon822004-03-18 08:47:06
  Yesterday's thread, with scores: by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
  433 / 1412 (n/t) by polarkitten2004-03-18 08:36:56
  419,58! Wooot!! (n/t) by ErniePi2004-03-18 08:29:53
    442.7 by Ubergeek22004-03-18 08:37:22
      448.57, but only 1508.06 total :-( (n/t) by ag_wyvern2004-03-18 12:13:25
    Dang. Nice. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-03-18 08:33:35
  I keep getting part 2 (n/t) by talon07202004-03-18 08:26:23
    Clicky the picture, not the text. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-03-18 08:27:28
      290.21 high 1153.78 total (n/t) by talon07202004-03-18 08:38:48
  352.31 highest throw, 1128.89 total. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-03-18 08:15:24
  Adicted already. by treehugger2004-03-18 08:11:03
    417 highest throw by treehugger2004-03-18 08:23:49
School vouchers by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm against vouchers. Here's why. by niwikki2004-03-18 10:45:49
    That's the debate I usually hear by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
      How come all you ever hear about is teacher cuts? by jsbiff2004-03-18 12:05:42
        If I had a choice... by Nea2004-03-18 12:25:47
    Disagree by hyzenthlay2004-03-18 10:57:52
      There's something to be said for having a wide by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 11:02:09
        What makes you think they'll mix anyway? by hyzenthlay2004-03-18 11:11:25
          They may not mix socially, but they will interact by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 11:20:38
            Yes by hyzenthlay2004-03-18 11:44:05
              Well, you're never going to give anybody a hand up by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 11:52:06
                Well by hyzenthlay2004-03-18 12:58:53
    You have a good point. Here in New Orleans, by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 10:53:19
  I am all for it by evilsysadmin2004-03-18 08:38:01
    Logic error (in my opinion) by stujlaird2004-03-18 08:43:33
      One word for you: Yugo... by esbita2004-03-18 08:56:00
        True enough, but... by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:02:16
      Exactly by voxwoman2004-03-18 08:48:15
        I can say "VHS", but I won't sully my lips with... by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:05:17
  Well... by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
    explanation of vouchers by BrainBug2004-03-18 08:18:47
      I have several problems with vouchers by voxwoman2004-03-18 09:03:26
        So what do you do with the ADD kids? by hyzenthlay2004-03-18 11:04:30
          What used to happen to the disruptive kids? by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 11:09:21
        'double burden' and taxes by jsbiff2004-03-18 09:56:20
        What does a school need ziploc bags for? by McNutcase2004-03-18 09:05:41
          For storing/distributing project materials by voxwoman2004-03-18 09:08:36
            I suppose it does work out marginally cheaper... by McNutcase2004-03-18 09:10:11
              that's ok by voxwoman2004-03-18 09:13:33
          ROFL (n/t) by BrainBug2004-03-18 09:07:04
            well, it's about all I can think of.... by McNutcase2004-03-18 09:08:28
              obviously you've never done by voxwoman2004-03-18 09:11:58
                I was lucky enough to avoid those at school... by McNutcase2004-03-18 09:15:12
                  trays are also nice by voxwoman2004-03-18 09:20:20
                    OK. Ziplocs are the best solution then... by McNutcase2004-03-18 09:23:19
                      I try, really. by voxwoman2004-03-18 09:27:32
              What's he supposed to be trying to say? by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:10:17
                It's a South Park reference. by McNutcase2004-03-18 09:13:19
                  Thanks, I got the reference, I was asking about.. by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:14:58
                    Believe it or not.. some people use that word by abstrackt2004-03-18 09:27:42
                      Thanks. Question? by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:38:24
      I would have a problem with that... by BrainBug2004-03-18 08:41:23
      My £0.02 by stujlaird2004-03-18 08:37:39
        not all private schools are religious by evilsysadmin2004-03-18 08:40:17
          I know that; we had a rugby rivalry with one... by stujlaird2004-03-18 08:44:54
            can't have been my lot... by McNutcase2004-03-18 08:58:05
              That was the Nottingham boys High School by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:04:20
                Ah, right. by McNutcase2004-03-18 09:06:39
                  Our rugby teams traveled about quite a lot... by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:13:41
                    Oi. Don't diss the rugby teams. by McNutcase2004-03-18 09:16:46
                      Sorry, nothing against you; there were a number of by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:21:17
                        Oh gawd, THAT lot. by McNutcase2004-03-18 09:26:54
                          Good ideas. Sadly.... by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:47:30
          But by BrainBug2004-03-18 08:43:47
            OH yeah! by stujlaird2006-11-19 12:55:59
So, you where innocent? And we locked you up? by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And people wonder by raptillicus2004-03-18 12:06:03
  That's *got* to be fiction. by kahuana2004-03-18 09:58:43
    It's not fiction by TheGM2004-03-18 10:24:57
      Hmm. Well, in *that* case ... by kahuana2004-03-18 10:47:01
        I have a better idea by TheGM2004-03-18 18:30:55
  Do they bill criminals as well? by Kickstart2004-03-18 09:27:44
  Blunkett... by Illiad2004-03-18 08:51:41
    Definately by oot2004-03-18 09:38:12
    Indeed. by syren2004-03-18 09:07:33
      I'm sure there's somewhere we can find.... by McNutcase2004-03-18 09:18:47
    It doesn't strike you... by Didactylos2004-03-18 09:06:33
      Biased it may be... by Illiad2004-03-18 09:28:28
        Bad example. by Didactylos2004-03-18 09:37:45
          How is it fair? by tigermouse2004-03-18 10:06:54
          What if... by Illiad2004-03-18 09:57:05
            Still won't work. by Didactylos2004-03-18 10:00:35
              One thing... by Illiad2004-03-18 10:21:33
              OK... by Illiad2004-03-18 10:04:28
                Not just.... fair. by Didactylos2004-03-18 10:10:30
                  *gives up* (n/t) by Illiad2004-03-18 10:11:28
                    Best idea you had. by Naruki2004-03-18 10:15:58
          Where do you get "fair"? by Naruki2004-03-18 09:47:06
            So, how would you calculate by Didactylos2004-03-18 09:55:10
              I wouldn't. by Naruki2004-03-18 10:07:34
                But more to the point... by Illiad2004-03-18 10:10:29
      Please tell me how it is biased. by Naruki2004-03-18 09:09:48
        Oh, come on.... by Didactylos2004-03-18 09:24:17
          LART! by Naruki2004-03-18 09:43:12
            Duh! by Didactylos2004-03-18 09:50:52
              Slander/Libel are proveable. by Naruki2004-03-18 10:10:01
                *snigger* by Didactylos2004-03-18 10:28:36
                  Yeah, still Earth. We've been here before. by Naruki2004-03-18 10:38:57
                    The one that blames rape victims for being raped. (n/t) by kahuana2004-03-18 11:02:32
                      Now now... by Naruki2004-03-18 11:05:55
          Fair charges??? by chrisP2004-03-18 09:33:35
          23% (compounded) interest rate isn't fair by scissors2004-03-18 09:30:42
            It's not compound interest. by Didactylos2004-03-18 09:42:47
          That's no reason to charge an innocent person... by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:28:17
            Don't get me wrong... by Didactylos2004-03-18 09:30:49
              No it is not. by Naruki2004-03-18 09:41:37
                I'm not falling for it. by Didactylos2004-03-18 09:45:53
                  You're kidding, right? by Ravenlock2004-03-18 09:48:38
                    No. by Didactylos2004-03-18 09:53:22
                      You're confusing "logical" and "legal." by Ravenlock2004-03-18 10:07:46
                  Yeah, Earth. by Naruki2004-03-18 09:47:43
              Logic is overrated by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:33:17
      I don't know... by Illiad2004-03-18 09:08:10
        It seems to vary: by kahuana2004-03-18 09:14:05
        Yet by DarthSane2004-03-18 09:10:06
  Fair compensation by Didactylos2004-03-18 08:45:22
    Mh, if I was held in prison innocently for by chrisP2004-03-18 08:59:05
      I'd do something to justify them, probably. by Naruki2004-03-18 09:10:56
        Like how? by scissors2004-03-18 09:26:36
          I didn't say it'd be legal. by Naruki2004-03-18 09:45:30
    Now that you mention it... by thewrongcrowd2004-03-18 08:52:39
      That is absolutely true and absolutey sooo wrong! by Slamlander2004-03-18 10:00:42
        What's worse is if they're actually put to death by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 10:16:48
          *Nod* Ditto. by Ravenlock2004-03-18 10:19:06
  China has been accused of billing families of by Adiplomat2004-03-18 08:19:29
    Different matter, though. by Naruki2004-03-18 08:21:31
  That's insane! by Spiff2004-03-18 08:15:28
    Sorry about that... by Spiff2004-03-18 08:30:20
      The point is... by McNutcase2004-03-18 08:32:15
        "If you don't vote, the wrong lizard will get in" by kahuana2004-03-18 08:49:33
        They won't need to by syren2004-03-18 08:47:01
      Er... by Naruki2004-03-18 08:32:14
  Oh, crap. Do you know what you've done?! by Naruki2004-03-18 08:09:49
  *drops jaw* by Mysmask2004-03-18 08:09:18
  OMG! by syren2004-03-18 07:57:23
    We should start our own country... by friareriner2004-03-18 08:43:19
      As long as we can string up by syren2004-03-18 08:45:10
        Perfect form of goverment? by stujlaird2004-03-18 08:53:50
          Do you know what a true democracy is? by leistico2004-03-18 10:45:34
            Unproven assumption. by Naruki2004-03-18 11:04:48
              Well, sure it does. by mwq2004-03-18 13:45:17
          Democracy killed Aristotle: perfect? by scissors2004-03-18 09:20:56
            I thought a stomach illness killed Aristotle by tigermouse2004-03-18 10:26:47
              Socrates killed himself, no? (n/t) by TheGM2004-03-18 10:33:23
                Yes, but it was "on orders" by tigermouse2004-03-18 10:54:04
            Not a "true" Democracy. by Naruki2004-03-18 09:46:34
            I was being a bit sarcastic. That's what point 2.. by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:31:02
              I hope you're still being sarcastic by leistico2004-03-18 10:55:39
                BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! by McNutcase2004-03-18 11:13:22
          Thats the only fair way to do things... by friareriner2004-03-18 09:08:01
            Communist! by shimguts2004-03-18 11:25:12
              yeah, maybe on paper it does look good by friareriner2004-03-18 19:34:16
          2 MIGHT be solved by good education. (n/t) by Winsmith2004-03-18 09:02:33
            In other words, people vote for by mwq2004-03-18 13:42:18
          Tyrrany of the Majority by Egaeus2004-03-18 08:59:13
            Better than Tyrany of the minority... by stujlaird2004-03-18 09:31:56
              I don't see how by Egaeus2004-03-18 09:42:45
                ...or tyranny, either.... (n/t) by tajomaru2004-03-18 10:34:22
                  :) (n/t) by Egaeus2004-03-19 06:10:17
  I'm saddened... by McNutcase2004-03-18 07:51:40
Gah! I should play my horn more often.. by Pic2004-03-18 07:47:49
  Your lip is going to be dead tomorrow by treehugger2004-03-18 08:40:10
  YOU obviously survived, but... by Nichiran2004-03-18 08:31:43
Cluttersquad! I refer you to a NEW TLP in a by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You know,nobody has ever clutterbombed mine... by delltech2004-03-18 12:29:13
    situation resolved ;) (n/t) by dissociated2004-03-18 17:34:25
  fine by me. . . by jsbiff2004-03-18 07:52:31
invoke(LaTeX gurus) by pas512004-03-18 07:43:28
  Problem solved. (n/t) by pas512004-03-18 08:13:17
    How ? by aix tom2004-03-18 08:45:11
      If you insist: by pas512004-03-18 11:23:15
Potato Pancakes by SnappingTurtle2004-03-18 07:40:13
  Very fresh firm potatoes!!!! (n/t) by miathet2004-03-18 08:06:02
  Sautee onion first. by esbita2004-03-18 07:49:09
    Boiling first by SnappingTurtle2004-03-18 08:07:38
      A matter of taste. by esbita2004-03-18 08:44:42
A MS Office problem that has me stumped by Bellator2004-03-18 07:39:08
  Word and Office by naturallylit2004-03-18 08:14:02
  Check for viruses, especially Word macro viruses. by Adiplomat2004-03-18 07:44:45
    Looky by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
"In the beginning, the Universe was created." (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-18 07:14:01
  This has made a great many people very angry by UF Book Club2004-03-18 09:23:51
    Most races believe that the universe was created.. by williamashbless2004-03-18 09:38:12
  Well, you see ...... by aix tom2004-03-18 08:48:32
  Shortly thereafter, by pas512004-03-18 07:48:43
  NOT YET!!! by DesertRat662004-03-18 07:17:11
    Now, really. I called _months_ ago. (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-18 07:21:36
      But you only created Time yesterday! by Naruki2004-03-18 07:23:47
        Time's an Illusion; Lunchtime Doubly So. by williamashbless2004-03-18 07:26:32
      But I just got the paperwork this morning! by DesertRat662004-03-18 07:23:13
        Mm, good point. (phones Secreteraphim(tm) pool) (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-18 07:25:24
      You're using that excuse too often! (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-18 07:22:45
  Actually... by Naruki2004-03-18 07:16:25
    The step from atheism to deism by pin0cchio2004-03-18 22:06:58
      Curious here. by Blackbyrd22004-03-18 23:00:27
    Wouldn't debate the point. Not the point. =) (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-18 07:17:06
  But God saw it was flawed, so He created by subbywan2004-03-18 07:15:32
    Yes! Yes! Closer! =) (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-18 07:17:40
Old Will . . . by xunil2004-03-18 07:05:19
  Down by the river. by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
    many thanks by xunil2004-03-18 09:51:30
    *Nod* The Rivserside is pretty amazing. by Ravenlock2004-03-18 07:15:23
  I've got an Arden Shakespeare by Pic2004-03-18 07:08:39
Holy... remember the C-section woman? by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Isn't it her choice though? by jayfarm2004-03-18 10:25:21
  Gaining more insight by xcheopis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Her past convictions are immaterial by thewrongcrowd2004-03-18 07:18:46
  Careful now by xunil2004-03-18 07:03:07
    I was slapped as a child. by McNutcase2004-03-18 07:49:57
      Why'd it hurt them? by Naruki2004-03-18 08:11:07
        They didn't want to have to do it. by McNutcase2004-03-18 08:25:39
  Methinks in this case, by theanomaly2004-03-18 07:00:34
  Come on! If marriage and childrearing were as by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 06:57:47
    You know the trouble? by McNutcase2004-03-18 07:42:50
      guess that means that being smart by friareriner2004-03-18 08:34:27
        Intelligence is not a survival trait... by McNutcase2004-03-18 08:39:27
    I take exception to that. by theanomaly2004-03-18 07:21:13
    If there was ever a reason to by syren2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Who are "y'all", exactly? by Ravenlock2004-03-18 07:01:13
      *shiver* by rottweiler2004-03-18 07:11:13
        Honestly, I haven't the faintest... by Ravenlock2004-03-18 07:21:34
          understood (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-18 07:26:21
  Jaw... by MajorG172004-03-18 06:53:57
Scorch still up I see, but no players...*taps fot* by alagachak2004-03-18 06:48:47
  Where to download it? by silvermoon822004-03-18 07:48:59
  I've been trying to download it by blindman2004-03-18 07:07:41
Is it just me? It seems kinda quiet here today... by Farmer2004-03-18 06:42:03
  AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-18 10:10:38
  hang-what? by Winsmith2004-03-18 06:45:07
    Got your glasses back? (n/t) by ErniePi2004-03-18 06:48:42
      yup. by Winsmith2004-03-18 08:23:33
        Sweet! (n/t) by ErniePi2004-03-18 13:58:34
    soooo ... by rottweiler2004-03-18 06:45:36
ARGH! by Formynder2004-03-18 06:41:12
  Appeal to your CO by Slamlander2004-03-18 10:19:16
Washington Woman on Trial for being a Lesbian by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  What I find interresting is that they are having a by JustnCase2004-03-18 08:02:31
    Yes, and I am tired of people insisting that by Adiplomat2004-03-18 08:17:42
      I am a member of the Methodist Church by shorty822004-03-18 21:48:14
      Agreed entirely, provided... by Ravenlock2004-03-18 08:22:42
        If the church uses a trial by jury they may well by JustnCase2004-03-18 14:10:54
      Give us some names. by Naruki2004-03-18 08:22:38
        Here, anyone supporting this minister would by Adiplomat2004-03-18 08:34:44
          Not quite what I was asking. by Naruki2004-03-18 08:42:56
            I will have to withdraw any implication by Adiplomat2004-03-18 08:58:04
              I don't insist on it. by Naruki2004-03-18 09:05:28
                Reservation accepted. Sorry about the proof by Adiplomat2004-03-18 09:11:25
                  Damn. by Naruki2004-03-18 09:50:10
                  Lol. Oh but it might've been funny. ;-) by Ravenlock2004-03-18 09:13:55
          Minor reservation. by Ravenlock2004-03-18 08:38:07
            I accept that reservation, and I'd also like to by Adiplomat2004-03-18 08:42:04
              There's an "add" missing between the subject by Adiplomat2004-03-18 08:43:16
                Got it, and yes, agreed. :) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-03-18 08:53:48
  I think both your post and the CNN article by Adiplomat2004-03-18 07:37:10
    Please read my other posts in this thread by DesertRat662004-03-18 08:27:59
      Prove a double standard. I've seen no such by Adiplomat2004-03-18 08:38:43
        Distorted what fact? by DesertRat662004-03-18 09:43:18
          I can stand up for dippy on that one, actually. by Ravenlock2004-03-18 09:54:07
            But if their "sin" is so egregious by DesertRat662004-03-18 10:06:32
              On that I agree, which... by Ravenlock2004-03-18 10:09:40
                Sorry about what? by DesertRat662004-03-18 10:27:16
                  You're right. Sorry about being sorry. ;-p by Ravenlock2004-03-18 11:20:03
            I should clarify again... by Ravenlock2004-03-18 09:58:02
              thanks (n/t) by DesertRat662004-03-18 10:07:12
    Yes and no. by thewrongcrowd2004-03-18 07:50:35
      The only argument against deliberate deception by Adiplomat2004-03-18 08:12:34
        It's an interesting issue. by thewrongcrowd2004-03-18 08:45:29
          Your friends have the option of starting by Adiplomat2004-03-18 09:06:48
            Indeed they do have that option. by thewrongcrowd2004-03-18 09:45:00
            It is not, however, by Ravenlock2004-03-18 09:12:20
  Mixed feelings. by Naruki2004-03-18 06:30:36
    Hmmm ... lisdexia is an odd thing, by JustnCase2004-03-18 07:57:55
      Heh. by Naruki2004-03-18 08:13:15
    Agreed by DesertRat662004-03-18 06:51:28
      Oh, I'm definitely concerned. by Naruki2004-03-18 06:55:02
        Now I know why were getting 2 snow storms by Demonhedge2004-03-18 07:07:51
          Be warned by DesertRat662004-03-18 07:12:51
            Well, they're ice skating in Dis. by thewrongcrowd2004-03-18 07:23:10
        Hey!!! by DesertRat662004-03-18 07:02:08
    But the "secular world" IS involved by scissors2004-03-18 06:41:50
      Unruly mobs have *always* been illegal. by Naruki2004-03-18 06:52:38
        Kent State? by nitpickin2004-03-18 08:26:18
          You might want to keep reading. by Naruki2004-03-18 08:27:43
          Guess I'm a little slow today n/t by nitpickin2004-03-18 08:27:25
            Not *too* slow. by Naruki2004-03-18 08:28:09
        I think you mean Kent State(n/t) by jsbiff2004-03-18 07:16:49
          Well, *I* think... by Naruki2004-03-18 07:21:34
            Well, hey... by thewrongcrowd2004-03-18 07:26:30
        Adding another thought to the pile by jayfarm2004-03-18 07:16:23
          True enough. by Naruki2004-03-18 07:23:08
      Most likely they will be charged with by DesertRat662004-03-18 06:48:38
    Indeed. by Ravenlock2004-03-18 06:34:46
Cheap real estate available in upstate New York by cristobal2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Mission Accomplished! by Naruki2004-03-18 06:07:43
    Gotta 'love' the irony by cristobal2004-03-18 06:23:18
      As I understood it by merryj2004-03-18 07:00:34
        You are on the right track by crash_2004-03-18 07:41:59
      Yet another notch in Bush's War on God. by Naruki2004-03-18 06:32:31
      If they get caught in a Superfund, they still pay by crash_2004-03-18 06:31:49
USA <> a "Christian" nation by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  School Vouchers (slightly OT) by jsbiff2004-03-18 07:02:51
    Well... by BrainBug2004-03-18 07:51:51
      explanation of vouchers by jsbiff2004-03-18 08:10:25
        Meh, didn't work :( by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
      NOTE: Please reply in new TLP instead by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Get your own TLP, pal! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 07:26:38
      The irony of all this by jsbiff2004-03-18 07:41:41
        It's just the way this board works by Spiff2004-03-18 07:57:00
        Let me show you how it's done. Look up by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 07:47:32
    Eh? Why not make this a separate TLP? (n/t) by Spiff2004-03-18 07:08:46
      Well. . . by jsbiff2004-03-18 07:13:02
        It's more of a derailment attempt. by Naruki2004-03-18 07:18:09
          So why not make the TLP topical by jsbiff2004-03-18 07:21:20
            I'm trying to be nice, here. by Naruki2004-03-18 07:31:25
              Suggestion... by stujlaird2004-03-18 08:25:54
                How about people READ the post and discern by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 08:49:35
                No, please... by Spiff2004-03-18 08:40:26
                You have a year? by Naruki2004-03-18 08:31:18
              whoa ... by rottweiler2004-03-18 07:34:58
    You call that SLIGHTLY off topic?! by Naruki2004-03-18 07:07:18
      Well, it's in the realm of church and state by jsbiff2004-03-18 07:10:41
  Let the founding fathers speak for themselves... by jorowi2004-03-18 06:44:03
    Ok, that's a great idea...here you go! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yep, bookmarked that one (and another good link) by swisscheese2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Nicely done. Jorowi, please read the above. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-03-18 09:42:52
    The inclusion of words like "religion" by tigermouse2004-03-18 07:42:42
    And if specific references to Chrisitianity by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 06:50:49
      I don't think so... by jorowi2004-03-18 07:08:44
        Prove it. by Naruki2004-03-18 07:11:45
          Unfortunately... by jorowi2004-03-18 07:21:52
            What a LAME response! by Naruki2004-03-18 07:57:28
            Sometimes. by Ravenlock2004-03-18 07:41:12
      Slightly OT by subbywan2004-03-18 06:56:10
        2 more views? by whythen2004-03-18 07:43:41
        Their relative importance is immaterial by BloodyViking2004-03-18 07:41:58
          But it's unrealistic to think that'll happen by subbywan2004-03-18 07:47:33
            This oughta be good: voting against bills by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 07:51:15
              That's just the point. it doesn't *have* to be by subbywan2004-03-18 08:39:18
                Your example is flawed. Even if there are a by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 08:43:42
                  Why not? That's what the majority of the by subbywan2004-03-18 08:49:56
                    Did you forget the phrase "tyranny of the majority by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 08:53:36
                      Majority rules, minority rights by subbywan2004-03-18 08:56:20
                        Homosexual persecution *does* happen. by Naruki2004-03-18 09:01:45
                        If you're able to obtain a license to sell any by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 09:00:03
        May they're equal in importance? by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 07:07:46
          Agreed. Esp about the *specific* religion. by subbywan2004-03-18 07:10:53
        And somehow BOTH views are spectacularly bad. by Naruki2004-03-18 07:00:49
          But arent they more improtant than the other by DesertRat662004-03-18 07:10:50
            separate but equal... bah. by whythen2004-03-18 07:26:23
              So you think that leaders should bring by buddha2004-03-18 09:35:34
                about to go to lunch by whythen2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Beating a dead horse by buddha2004-03-18 10:52:41
                    well by whythen2004-03-18 11:37:01
              You missed by DesertRat662004-03-18 07:42:05
                so stockpiling against the babylonian gov't by whythen2004-03-18 08:53:04
                  precisely (n/t) by DesertRat662004-03-18 09:49:08
              Hey, you. by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
                baroo??? by whythen2004-03-18 08:01:34
                  I didn't forget the tags - they weren't apropos. by Naruki2004-03-18 08:19:36
                    Aside from me? by whythen2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Look up. by Naruki2004-03-18 08:53:40
                        never said _zero_ by whythen2004-03-18 09:36:20
                      The parent post scolds you and sends you to bed by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 08:47:26
                        but what will I do without cold gruel for supper? by whythen2004-03-18 08:59:59
                          And I was steering the thread back on topic. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 09:01:55
                      The church is not a politician by Spiff2004-03-18 08:46:35
              Don't you know?? by subbywan2004-03-18 07:35:27
            Of course. by Naruki2004-03-18 07:13:13
    You lose. by Naruki2004-03-18 06:47:33
  Is it important? They APPEAR to be by scissors2004-03-18 06:11:25
    You're missing it. There have been assertions by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 06:14:25
      ouch... by whythen2006-11-19 12:55:59
  On the risk of geting more than LARTED: by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Can't take the article seriously by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
      First link not working by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Thanks by DesertRat662004-03-18 07:51:56
        What the flip is a Colorado Senator by rottweiler2004-03-18 07:24:50
          Notice my lack of surprise to find Mr. Brownback by thewrongcrowd2004-03-18 07:34:31
            I'll have to keep an eye on the NE contingent ... by rottweiler2004-03-18 07:36:33
      It says "sycophants" by scissors2004-03-18 06:54:08
      Well, it's hardly an unbiased source, is it? ;P (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-18 06:47:58
        The source is irrelevant in this case (n/t) by DesertRat662004-03-18 06:57:13
          I meant the source of the article. by subbywan2004-03-18 06:59:29
            Ah meaning the author and not the site? by DesertRat662004-03-18 07:04:27
              da (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-18 07:04:58
    It's about time we got something like that. by subbywan2004-03-18 06:37:21
    Having read that link by DarthSane2004-03-18 06:23:19
      Consider the source by nitpickin2004-03-18 06:32:57
        Which is why I also don't want that. by Naruki2004-03-18 06:38:59
          so long as they don't abridge the rights of others by whythen2004-03-18 06:54:47
            sharing implies a two way exchange ... by rottweiler2004-03-18 07:20:00
            What do you think? by Naruki2004-03-18 07:02:16
              missed that link by whythen2004-03-18 09:14:36
                That's what I expected. by Naruki2004-03-18 10:00:07
                  well enough (n/t) by whythen2004-03-18 11:35:30
        If you look in the foot notes, there's a link by DarthSane2004-03-18 06:36:31
          Covers Supreme Court jurisdiction only by nitpickin2004-03-18 07:36:53
            Not just states by tigermouse2004-03-18 08:36:35
              Couldn't the Supreme Court just rule by buddha2004-03-18 10:19:02
                To do so, someone would have to bring a case by tigermouse2004-03-18 10:41:31
                  I'm not so sure. by buddha2004-03-18 10:50:59
                    I don't think they can, either by tigermouse2004-03-18 11:14:59
            Speaking of nitpickings ... *grin* by subbywan2004-03-18 07:41:24
    The Inquisition, what a show! by talon07202004-03-18 06:13:08
    That blather was added to cash circa the Civil War by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 06:11:41
      So what changed AFTER the by scissors2004-03-18 06:29:35
        Oh yeah! That's a swell idea! Tell other by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 06:37:44
          Definition problem by nitpickin2004-03-18 08:43:59
            Got a dictionary? If no, go get one and see how by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 08:51:16
            Wrong. by Naruki2004-03-18 08:49:22
              What about: by subbywan2004-03-18 08:51:40
                Hyperbole. by Naruki2004-03-18 08:59:46
                  fair enough (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-18 09:03:21
        Huh? by Naruki2004-03-18 06:36:10
    *Blink* (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-03-18 06:09:31
    If I declare that you are Satan... by Naruki2004-03-18 06:09:30
  Sancho! My armor!! by flatlander2004-03-18 06:03:26
  I tend to agree by jsbiff2004-03-18 05:56:42
    I like that answer (n/t) by theanomaly2004-03-18 06:42:08
    Sounds like a good answer to me. by Naruki2004-03-18 06:12:11
  *raises hand* by Khaar2004-03-18 05:46:38
    No. You'll only get LARTed if you subsequently by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 05:54:23
  Oh come on ... by cristobal2004-03-18 05:46:23
    In the interest of fairness, we'll let them try. by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 05:56:09
      I was hoping that the post was so dripping with it by cristobal2004-03-18 05:59:10
        If your nick had been of other UFies known for by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 06:07:26
          Really? by BrainBug2004-03-18 06:32:23
            Those people probably do that anyway. by Naruki2004-03-18 06:37:16
              Enough already, you're killing me (n/t) by cristobal2004-03-18 06:38:43
                You're one, too, eh? by Naruki2004-03-18 06:39:44
                  Thanks by cristobal2004-03-18 06:43:34
          Good point by cristobal2004-03-18 06:14:33
            Reins by wwill2004-03-18 06:46:06
          I thpthink sheth talking abouthth me. by Naruki2004-03-18 06:14:32
            Eeeeeh, what's up, doc? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 06:16:22
            Lol by cristobal2004-03-18 06:15:43
Is Nokia nuts? by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
  C'mon, there's nothing wrong with its looks. by nin_man2004-03-18 06:29:14
  What would you do with UMTS ? by scissors2004-03-18 05:48:27
    UMTS is already supported here. by Khaar2004-03-18 06:31:14
  You don't like how it looks? (n/t) by chichiwawa2004-03-18 05:20:46
    The front *is* somewhat interesting... by Khaar2004-03-18 05:32:13
      LOL by chichiwawa2004-03-18 05:55:27
  Yup. (n/t) by chrisP2004-03-18 05:12:17
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-18 05:07:27
  "Though Amaryllis dance in green..." by treehugger2004-03-18 07:04:37
  FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (n/t) by Dubius2004-03-18 06:58:21
  E-I-E-I-O ... And on that farm, he had a .... (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-18 06:49:36
  JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ (n/t) by stujlaird2004-03-18 05:10:52
    KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK (n/t) by talon07202004-03-18 06:39:26
    KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK (n/t) by pas512004-03-18 06:38:38
      El. (n/t) by Winsmith2004-03-18 06:45:46
        M N O Pants! (n/t) by Nessalc2004-03-18 06:53:57
          queue arse? (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-18 06:55:27
            Tele(uber)vision (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-18 06:57:42
              Euwwwww! Ecks! Why? (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-18 07:06:02
    Isn't this fun! (n/t) by stujlaird2004-03-18 05:11:05
Urinal of the century by Patch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What, why's it gotta be a woman? by IronPIP2004-03-18 19:04:53
  I'm not impressed, and I'm a guy. by delltech2004-03-18 09:55:17
    So? by Naruki2004-03-18 10:14:06
  The urinal of my dreams! by MommaMackie2004-03-18 08:37:41
    Teach your boys to p*ss in women's mouths! by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 09:29:29
  That is so gonna give inferiority complexes. by Naruki2004-03-18 06:58:04
    ROFL (n/t) by Patch2004-03-18 07:04:34
  That is soooo Rolling Stones! by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
    That's what I thought to ... (n/t) by Patch2004-03-18 05:48:11
  That is soooo 1950s!!! by DragonLady2004-03-18 05:41:47
  That is soooo grotesque! by nelzie2004-03-18 05:24:25
    Wouldn't that chaif? (n/t) by Patch2004-03-18 05:33:14
Mainboard recommendation for AMD CPU by stacato2004-03-18 02:55:27
  ASUS A7N8X-E Deluxe, or a relative. by themadkansan2004-03-18 20:43:40
  Whatever you do, by chrisP2004-03-18 05:20:46
    yah, MSI looks to be the winner right now (n/t) by stacato2004-03-18 06:41:56
  Asus all the way. by marduk2004-03-18 05:04:14
    Can I get a HUA for Asus! by schneigl2004-03-18 09:06:03
    but ASUS is also the company by stacato2004-03-18 05:10:00
  If you were in the US I'd suggest getting the ... by Electric Storm2006-11-19 12:55:59
    do you know the UK addy ? (n/t) by stacato2004-03-18 03:37:53
      I'll check and post when I find it. (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-03-18 04:05:46
  What about waranty? (n/t) by ideur2004-03-18 03:02:48
    warranty was 2 years. ran off 2 month ago :( (n/t) by stacato2004-03-18 03:35:50
      I *must* find out how they time it. (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-18 03:54:22
        first time it has happened to me. by stacato2004-03-18 04:01:05
Attn Atrahasis: by arachn1d2004-03-18 02:37:32
  Great! by Atrahasis2004-03-18 19:17:16
SETI@Ufie by Afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
i just reilesed cafeine sets me free (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-18 01:35:20
  Spel chek setts m e fre! :) (n/t) by romandas2004-03-18 01:48:27
    *kicks spellchecker* by TheRaven2004-03-18 02:02:44
      Why are you kicking spellchecker... by Khaar2004-03-18 02:29:37
        they do not work (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-18 02:49:56
          Reminds me of the perpetual typo in "The Truth" by stujlaird2004-03-18 05:14:38
            makes one wonder... by Winsmith2004-03-18 06:42:03
Folding@Home : Team Ufie stats by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
  strike me off the list of producers for now by stacato2004-03-18 02:12:11
    't Is a shame ... by chichiwawa2004-03-18 02:16:49
      beats me. i had following things happen by stacato2004-03-18 02:51:14
        uh oh ...condensator dielectricum fluid leakage by ParityBit2004-03-18 02:55:12
          thanx. exactly what i was thinking by stacato2004-03-18 02:57:04
            guckst du hier (sorry german only link inside) by ParityBit2006-11-19 12:55:59
              kennst du jemanden der sowas reparieren kann ? (n/ (n/t) by stacato2004-03-18 03:39:35
                Mit ein bißchen Bastlergeschick und dem richtigen by ErniePi2004-03-18 06:21:26
                  hah. da hast du mich noch nicht mit einem by stacato2004-03-18 06:45:23
                    ... bist Du verwandt mit nin_man? by ErniePi2004-03-18 06:50:20
  Anybody up for the challenge by chichiwawa2004-03-18 01:19:48
    Off topic by afterburner2004-03-18 01:20:53
      Tiresome :) by chichiwawa2004-03-18 01:29:26
        Sounds good by afterburner2004-03-18 01:36:57
          So far, I have a good record ... by chichiwawa2004-03-18 01:44:47
            Best of luck!! (n/t) by ispc2004-03-18 09:25:28
              Thanks !!! (n/t) by chichiwawa2004-03-18 11:04:47
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-03-18 01:06:04
  Toshiba by fore_deck2004-03-18 01:31:36
WinXP automatic 24h restart by stacato2004-03-18 00:41:58
  Here it is... by firehawk2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Scheduler or Watchdog card (n/t) by ideur2004-03-18 01:44:41
  SiteKiosk? by BorgSquirrel2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Argh! My ears! by Khaar2004-03-18 01:15:43
    well there is not much you can do on the thing. by stacato2004-03-18 01:07:03
      Can you open the stand? by afterburner2004-03-18 01:11:25
        no network and big big BIG lock by stacato2004-03-18 01:13:33
          No keyboard connector either? by Khaar2004-03-18 01:21:37
            you don't see the box from outside the wooden by stacato2004-03-18 01:25:11
          Well you belong to the staff, right? by afterburner2004-03-18 01:18:53
            naw. not worth it. even though the by stacato2004-03-18 01:25:49
              Depends on how big the screen is by afterburner2004-03-18 01:44:35
                Oh, 9'' would be nice too. by aix tom2004-03-18 02:39:23
  use shedule by crazy_gecko2004-03-18 00:47:19
    BFI* Solution by fore_deck2004-03-18 01:33:02
    thanx. worked like a charm (n/t) by stacato2004-03-18 01:11:09
      which looks odd, or don't you need a PSW by scissors2004-03-18 02:12:40
        naw. the box is setup to boot with by stacato2004-03-18 02:14:34
          Thought so, no rights, no psw, no ... (n/t) by scissors2004-03-18 02:17:43
            looks like left hand turns for me... by friareriner2004-03-18 02:36:28
  does win has cron ? by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:47:00
  Why? by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:46:42
HP to ship Comps with Linux!! by hieraco2004-03-18 00:33:38
  I heard about that too by lord_dolphin2004-03-18 00:37:26
    Will let you know how the go! by molsen2004-03-18 00:57:55
The UF Weekly photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
today, I thought about the packets, did you? by lord_dolphin2004-03-18 00:22:20
  Only minutes ago I had to reboot my ADSL modem. (n/t) by mwq2004-03-18 05:22:27
  Well, some of 'em aren't supposed to leave this by IByte2004-03-18 02:52:09
  i just thought about the clusters on my hdd...... by ParityBit2004-03-18 02:51:28
  Ever wonder if one packet turns and says to by romandas2004-03-18 01:22:25
    I think it's more like by Arcanum2004-03-18 05:32:45
  You aren't supposed to think of the packets... by Kickstart2004-03-18 01:02:31
  *thinks of dolphins* by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:33:04
    and sour? (n/t) by friareriner2004-03-18 01:42:49
      They go great with tuna (n/t) by romandas2004-03-18 02:00:12
        yea, catch 'em together, serve both freshly fried (n/t) by scissors2004-03-18 02:15:47
    no, dolphin's are caring, and playful by lord_dolphin2004-03-18 00:36:14
      Sure they are by talon07202004-03-18 06:27:14
        you know, dolphin's are naturally carniverous... by lord_dolphin2004-03-18 06:47:15
          *grabs rolled up news paper* by talon07202004-03-18 07:03:18
      but i find them sweet by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:37:00
        hey, I'm on a diet! (n/t) by lord_dolphin2004-03-18 00:37:42
          i am, too (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:44:14
  i been thinking bout them for 2 weeks by stacato2004-03-18 00:31:20
  We are signed up with a hungry ISP. by ErniePi2004-03-18 00:28:03
    The NIC takes its toll, time for the ETHERKILLER!! (n/t) by llamatron2004-03-18 00:30:30
NOW I can go to sleep. Turnover done, posts by Adiplomat2004-03-18 00:15:57
  hmm no sleep by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:19:51
  {{{Adiplomat}}} by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:16:53
    They will. I keep dogpaddling, and a log comes by by Adiplomat2004-03-18 00:21:55
      I heard you there IT by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:25:12
        Yup, it sucks to be a server right now, by Adiplomat2004-03-18 00:28:10
          Good night. by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:30:49
Illiways, the cafe at the end of the Ufiverse by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Gooood morning UFiedom by binkley2004-03-18 04:09:44
  Good morning by Erwin Blonk2004-03-18 02:29:22
  *wanders in* morning all! by Electric Storm2004-03-18 02:24:10
    Don't worry by SaleGamine2004-03-18 02:36:25
      :) (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-03-18 02:47:56
    *serves tea* by Slamlander2004-03-18 02:33:21
      *sips tea* mmmmm by Electric Storm2004-03-18 02:47:10
  *flys in again* by TheRaven2004-03-18 02:09:26
    Eh? How's that again? by Slamlander2004-03-18 02:13:31
  Good morning! by chrisP2004-03-18 01:51:07
    {{{chrisP}}} *serves valium and BAS* by Slamlander2004-03-18 01:57:05
      I hope the effects add ... by chrisP2004-03-18 02:04:05
        *crawls in* by chrisP2004-03-18 04:54:48
  {{{Slamlander}}} by SaleGamine2004-03-18 01:29:40
    *serves BAS* by Slamlander2004-03-18 01:54:13
      *Drinks gratefully* by SaleGamine2004-03-18 02:23:09
  *Grabs a tankard of black as sin* by Bellator2004-03-18 00:41:27
    *snuggles* morning sweetie by Celticess2004-03-18 00:44:03
      morning dear *snuggles* by Bellator2004-03-18 00:46:26
  G'morning! by treehugger2004-03-18 00:33:30
    Morning! by syren2004-03-18 00:38:09
      Back again! {{{Syren}}} by treehugger2004-03-18 01:13:25
        Heh! Everyones okay if you by syren2004-03-18 01:29:26
          Oh, OK. *Gives Chocolate* by treehugger2004-03-18 01:30:59
            *munches* by syren2004-03-18 01:34:39
              Nothing in RL, got drunk on the board by treehugger2004-03-18 01:35:36
                Lol by syren2004-03-18 01:51:00
    Waves, vaya con dios by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:36:39
      Thank you! {{{Slamlander}}} by treehugger2004-03-18 01:15:11
        *serves BAS* by Slamlander2004-03-18 01:26:37
          Oh yes. Such fun. by treehugger2004-03-18 01:29:58
  'Lo! by syren2004-03-18 00:24:17
    {{{Syren}}} by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:29:31
      Is that a good thing or a bad thing? by syren2004-03-18 00:31:03
        Just something I have to do by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:34:00
          Ahhhh... by syren2004-03-18 00:37:09
            From Neuchatel? by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:42:15
              So yes - it is going to take you a while! by syren2004-03-18 00:47:19
                This'll be the last one by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:50:15
                  Well at least you don't have to be by syren2004-03-18 00:58:39
                    that's both good and bad by Slamlander2004-03-18 01:01:19
  Good Morning! by astreius2004-03-18 00:18:38
    Goede morgen by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:21:39
      *looks it up in Dictionary* by astreius2004-03-18 00:36:52
        LOL! *serves BAS* by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:44:15
          *comes back from shaving* by astreius2004-03-18 00:47:59
            *serves more BAS* by Slamlander2004-03-18 01:04:34
              I have to be strictly clean shaven every day. by astreius2004-03-18 01:14:03
                Oh? No beards allowed? by Slamlander2004-03-18 01:16:46
                  Shall I give him a clout round the ear, SG? by treehugger2004-03-18 01:33:25
                    mea culpa? (n/t) by Slamlander2004-03-18 01:42:02
                      Indeedy. by treehugger2004-03-18 01:51:40
                        Well the poor dear has had a rough by SaleGamine2004-03-18 02:13:50
                        *takes four asprin* by Slamlander2004-03-18 02:06:30
                      tua culpa! by astreius2004-03-18 01:47:00
                        different global areas by Slamlander2004-03-18 01:50:53
                  Way tooo much info on SG... by astreius2004-03-18 01:23:59
                  Well thank you for pointing that out! by SaleGamine2004-03-18 01:20:47
                    SOrry hon by Slamlander2004-03-18 01:25:14
                      Yep. by SaleGamine2004-03-18 01:49:01
                        Sorry, I wish I could do something by Slamlander2004-03-18 01:52:49
                          *cuddles* by SaleGamine2004-03-18 02:12:13
                            Not a problem by Slamlander2004-03-18 02:38:57
                      {{{SaleGamine}}} by astreius2004-03-18 01:27:25
  *self serves BAS with water abd blood* by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:17:52
    Doin' fine ... sorta by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:23:01
      hungry and sleepy by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:25:17
        How tall are you? by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:27:13
          i am 186 cm (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:27:45
            /me is 194cm / 60kg by polarkitten2004-03-18 00:42:24
              now that will cause lots of problems (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:52:54
                not really (n/t) by polarkitten2004-03-18 00:53:58
                  ok explanation by polarkitten2004-03-18 00:59:45
            That's pretty tall by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:32:58
              not much by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:35:29
                That's true, once it's out of control by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:37:52
                  this think just by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:41:16
                    Eh? How does that by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:47:53
                      he was over weithed by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:49:04
    Hello, raven by polarkitten2004-03-18 00:22:03
      how are you anyway? by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:23:09
        oh, we'll see what this day brings (n/t) by polarkitten2004-03-18 00:28:12
          my day will bring me more geekness by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:29:11
            my day too by polarkitten2004-03-18 00:39:45
              *pets* (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:42:43
                *pets back* by polarkitten2004-03-18 00:46:56
                  *caress polarkitten* (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:48:08
                    umm being a raven... how do you pet someone? (n/t) by polarkitten2004-03-18 00:49:42
                      how did you pet me while being a kitten (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:51:36
                        with retracted claws (n/t) by polarkitten2004-03-18 00:54:23
AMD64 Cool'n'Quiet by znib2004-03-18 00:14:33
  Cool'n'Quiet ??? (n/t) by stacato2004-03-18 00:17:04
Ouch! That hurt ... by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:12:56
  expound? by z1root2004-03-18 00:25:04
    Unified DNS root by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:57:49
      Clarification: the 13 root servers by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:59:45
        I recall you saying sth like that before by scissors2004-03-18 02:25:29
JobCenter Daily reminder post! by adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by adiplomat2004-03-18 00:10:23
  Bouviers des Flandres by flatlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
    oh... email address by flatlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-03-18 00:10:02
  fictugriptannalsac by Stavros2004-03-18 05:41:42
ATTN: Slamlander by Celticess2004-03-18 00:09:48
  cool, I'll check it out. by Slamlander2004-03-18 00:18:27
what is the obvious "bind" joke (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:04:45
  my guess would be... by ItsaCat2004-03-18 03:21:49
    well ... by NE02004-03-18 03:55:14
  whoops, from "man bind"... some socket stuff (n/t) by llamatron2004-03-18 00:24:57
    ...still don't get it... by shneeble2004-03-18 00:33:21
      and to the sockets bind them (n/t) by prat2004-03-18 08:50:10
      And in the darkness BIND them? (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-18 00:35:11
  bind: bind a name to a socket by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  one ring to rule them all... by polarkitten2004-03-18 00:23:19
    one PING to rule them all... by some_geek2004-03-18 03:24:35
      think I've by Nightwind2004-03-18 17:26:53
  Berkely Internet Names (Database?) afaik by llamatron2004-03-18 00:11:18
Translations by Nea2004-03-18 00:01:01
  Slovak version by mayo2004-03-18 21:59:41
    And the comic itself... by mayo2004-03-18 22:16:11
      And I left out diacritic, by mayo2004-03-18 22:18:14
  Russian / Russkij (Transliterated) by Jaguar2004-03-18 14:10:36
  Russian / Русский (Windows-1251) by Jaguar2004-03-18 14:04:45
    Rats! (n/t) by Jaguar2004-03-18 14:05:39
      with these codes... by diGriz2004-03-18 15:03:37
        Thanks! I'll know better next time... (n/t) by Jaguar2004-03-19 19:07:29
        yeah, you need html in your non-ascii text by goulo2004-03-18 16:50:29
        Re-Post by diGriz2004-03-18 15:05:50
          Retroactive correction by Jaguar2004-03-23 11:11:52
  Dansk / Danish by k2OS2004-03-18 02:28:04
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-03-18 00:24:47
  Esperanto by goulo2004-03-18 00:20:19
  German / Deutsch by Addis2004-03-18 00:10:48
    Ah, hi! by alphascorpii2004-03-18 03:11:55
      Richtiger Translator by Addis2004-03-18 07:49:30
      My day? by diGriz2004-03-18 06:26:20
        Sorry, war die falsche Übersetzung by diGriz2004-03-18 06:28:34
    Sehr schön! by diGriz2004-03-18 00:28:13
  German / Deutsch by diGriz2004-03-18 00:04:40
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  miami by secris2004-03-18 17:49:31
  Edinburough. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-18 12:12:20
    Can I come? by Nea2004-03-18 13:01:51
  Let's hitch a lift on a Vogon Constructor ship. (n/t) by rorajoey2004-03-18 12:08:21
  that sounds suspiciously like planning. by McNutcase2004-03-18 09:59:51
  Vancouver Island in 1 month! (n/t) by theanomaly2004-03-18 09:16:36
  HOME! (Barefoot bay Fl) by NavyJoe2004-03-18 08:28:32
  New Star Trek ride in Las Vegas by SnappingTurtle2004-03-18 07:41:50
  Don't you know? Here's how it works: by dire_lobo2004-03-18 07:28:50
  ?S² by pas512004-03-18 06:58:53
    should read ∂S² (n/t) by pas512004-03-18 06:59:56
  Switzerland by defiler2004-03-18 06:45:12
  Hell in a handbasket of course by flatlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ever wonder by thewrongcrowd2004-03-18 08:03:39
  Ireland... I always wanted to visit Ireland by kambrose2004-03-18 06:18:11
    ooooh Ireland.. can I join you? (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-03-18 06:32:16
  Over there (n/t) by cyrek2004-03-18 06:14:10
  New England! (n/t) by freon2004-03-18 05:59:14
    Aaaannnddd... done. by MajorG172004-03-18 06:10:44
  Iceland. With bikes. And tents. (n/t) by BrainBug2004-03-18 05:58:51
  Rhea County, Tennessee. by Ravenlock2004-03-18 05:51:07
    textbooks.. they already have a plethora of SGs (n/t) by Patch2004-03-18 05:53:19
      Point. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-03-18 05:54:57
  Well first we go this way: by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
  BANFF a road trip to Banff would be fun. by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'd go back tomorrow if I could. by wheresthefish2004-03-18 12:34:23
      Does the train still run there? n/t by watsondog2004-03-18 13:30:10
        It did last summer. by wheresthefish2004-03-18 15:01:04
    Wow! That brings back memories! by JustnCase2004-03-18 05:36:20
      Sorry I only have to drive an hour West to get by techi8702004-03-18 10:24:24
  Gulf Breeze, Florida. by NOLAWitch2004-03-18 05:21:14
    Sounds like a typical weekend for me... by Patch2004-03-18 06:11:29
  Second star to the right by MajorG172004-03-18 05:05:45
  Dublin by Wluut2004-03-18 04:29:41
    It's a nice place. by Dazed2004-03-18 05:38:55
  Jersey : don't no-one tell Tim! by gibbo_monster2004-03-18 03:44:38
  straight ahead... by Lady-Luna2004-03-18 02:58:57
  Crazy (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-03-18 02:24:15
    Hey, come visit sometime. (n/t) by mwq2004-03-18 14:37:20
  Bed ! by chichiwawa2004-03-18 02:20:10
    Bed ??? by Medentic2004-03-18 04:06:54
      Hey, I don't mind sharing ... by chichiwawa2004-03-18 04:29:28
  Jamaica or Hawaii by Spisefisken2004-03-18 01:25:16
  France! by treehugger2004-03-18 01:20:27
    How about swimming? by krikkert2004-03-18 03:37:48
      That wouldn't be a "road" trip by treehugger2004-03-18 03:44:44
        Oh, don't worry by krikkert2004-03-18 03:50:30
          That would be the Chunnel - it's already there by treehugger2004-03-18 04:10:21
  Canada! by Bellator2004-03-18 00:43:02
    Your already in Sweden dear unless you mean by Celticess2004-03-18 00:47:37
  Swimming... by fore_deck2004-03-18 00:32:40
  Tuvalu! by diGriz2004-03-18 00:30:58
    already have a TV domain ;P by Slamlander2004-03-18 01:45:26
  Back to Fry's. by MetalMorph2004-03-18 00:30:38
  Pullman. by bassplayer2004-03-18 00:28:30
  Phoenix by DaNutBall2004-03-18 00:27:20
    Come on down! by Sim2004-03-18 02:55:08
  yeah dude sniff that warm asphalt by polarkitten2004-03-18 00:27:14
    %-D (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-18 05:03:54
  to the Cebit in germany ofcourse by stacato2004-03-18 00:19:22
    yay....cebit road trip by ParityBit2004-03-18 03:07:25
      hmmmm ... booth chicks by stacato2004-03-18 04:56:11
  To Workspace 4, where gaim resides (n/t) by llamatron2004-03-18 00:15:16
    mines on 1, xchat on 2, browser on 3, games on 4 (n/t) by Celticess2004-03-18 00:20:12
  Sweden by Celticess2004-03-18 00:10:38
    *LOL* I know the truth about Sweden! by hieraco2004-03-18 00:29:20
      :) by Celticess2004-03-18 00:38:57
        My Swedish Web page by hieraco2004-03-18 01:32:42
          Clicky: by Spiff2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Swinglish 102 by hieraco2004-03-18 01:27:19
          The problem is by Spiff2004-03-18 03:31:02
            Some words in cantonese are funny in english by Celticess2004-03-18 14:06:10
        Swinglish 101 by hieraco2004-03-18 01:25:36
          Yup by Spiff2004-03-18 03:20:20
            lagom == Baby bear from the three bears (n/t) by hieraco2004-03-18 09:52:29
          jag är en galen tysk by stacato2004-03-18 01:28:04
            Yes. Yes you are :-) (n/t) by Spiff2004-03-18 02:50:52
            Jag vet inte by afterburner2004-03-18 01:33:22
              Heh. by krikkert2004-03-18 03:32:33
                yeah right. i don't understand a single word by stacato2004-03-18 04:50:28
                Don't get me started by beget2004-03-18 03:42:11
                  thats true but finnish sound real cool ..... by ParityBit2004-03-18 06:32:56
                  And that makes finnish by Spiff2004-03-18 03:51:41
                    Hm. by krikkert2004-03-18 03:56:09
                    krhm. by beget2004-03-18 03:54:06
                  Hyvää päivää by afterburner2004-03-18 03:45:57
                    well you got to love all those ä and y by ParityBit2004-03-18 06:27:57
                  Hm, mayhaps. by krikkert2004-03-18 03:45:21
                    afaik is finnish and hungarian a standalone by ParityBit2004-03-18 06:29:18
                Oh, don't say that... by Spiff2004-03-18 03:38:37
                  My teacher always said.. by krikkert2004-03-18 03:45:45
                    We finns say that danish is swedish spoken with by afterburner2004-03-18 03:47:09
                      If it was hot, by krikkert2004-03-18 03:49:09
                        Exactly ;-) (n/t) by afterburner2004-03-18 03:51:47
                          Well, to each his taste. by krikkert2004-03-18 03:55:04
              woha. say what ??? (n/t) by stacato2004-03-18 02:15:26
                You was probably right by afterburner2004-03-18 02:45:24
        Tack by hieraco2004-03-18 00:52:09
    swedish chicks. mmm. you know what they say bout by stacato2004-03-18 00:15:24
      Well I'm canadian and a redhead by Celticess2004-03-18 00:19:30
        of all the stereotypes you heaf bout countries by stacato2004-03-18 00:25:20
          more stereotypes by beget2004-03-18 03:26:40
            Hm. I think you'll find better Swedish jokes in by krikkert2004-03-18 03:30:04
              hahaha looking at the conversation below by Celticess2004-03-18 07:18:39
              norskii joke..... by tajomaru2004-03-18 07:05:16
              Hmm.. by beget2004-03-18 03:32:24
                Sweden makes fun of you as well by Spiff2004-03-18 03:44:35
                  Instant Norway jokes by hieraco2004-03-18 09:55:46
                  guys, there is no hatred like the french hate by stacato2004-03-18 05:06:42
                  well actually... by beget2004-03-18 03:48:47
                    So basicly all the time then? by Bellator2004-03-18 03:52:15
                      Well Duh, of course ;) (n/t) by beget2004-03-18 03:54:57
                      :-D (n/t) by Spiff2004-03-18 03:54:22
                  Yeah.. by krikkert2004-03-18 03:48:26
                Afraid it'll come back to bite you by krikkert2004-03-18 03:33:28
                  Well... by Bellator2004-03-18 03:43:01
                    Yeah... by krikkert2004-03-18 03:47:37
                    and again by beget2004-03-18 03:45:34
          hehehe by Celticess2004-03-18 00:29:30
            know them all by stacato2004-03-18 00:36:23
              hehehe the land of where sweden gets all it's by Celticess2004-03-18 00:41:09
                and all swedes come to germany by stacato2004-03-18 01:15:04
        deathm metal rules by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:22:01
  Completely Nucking Futz. by themadkansan2004-03-18 00:07:49
  to no Computer & no MobilePhone country (n/t) by astreius2004-03-18 00:06:35
    *GASP* (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-03-18 00:26:32
  To get a map... (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-18 00:05:56
  Vancouver, of course! by Adiplomat2004-03-18 00:04:11
  to HELL by TheRaven2004-03-18 00:03:23
    This was my first thought, too :) by chrisP2004-03-18 01:52:15
  Rocky mountians on the North American Continent by hieraco2004-03-18 00:03:05
  Hawaii! (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-18 00:02:37
    something that came to mind by beget2004-03-18 03:59:08
  Down, down, down the drain. (n/t) by Sim2004-03-18 00:02:21
  south! (n/t) by Garath2004-03-18 00:00:27
    But not too far! by ideur2004-03-18 00:02:01
      But that's where Tux lives. Let's Visit! (n/t) by hieraco2004-03-18 00:03:48
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  DimGray is such a lame colour. by astreius2004-03-18 00:11:27

 

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