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Cartoon for Mar 16, 2004
Strip for Mar 16, 2004
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I have an interview today. by Didactylos2004-03-16 23:48:06
  *Sends self-cofidence to Didactylos* by SaleGamine2004-03-17 04:16:29
Latecomers thread by astreius2004-03-16 23:37:14
  Morning or nite :) by Celticess2004-03-16 23:40:53
    Here, it's former, though I'd rather have latter. (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-16 23:49:48
  Good morning by SaleGamine2004-03-16 23:39:47
    It's a happy day. by astreius2004-03-16 23:48:18
      MIIIIIstaaaake by astreius2004-03-16 23:58:48
Whee. by Llyr2004-03-16 23:16:37
fstab troubles with vfat (saw it coming?) by llamatron2004-03-16 22:58:09
  thanks by llamatron2004-03-16 23:54:22
    hmm by Celticess2004-03-16 23:56:43
  my fstab by Celticess2004-03-16 23:18:06
    devfs! by imperito2004-03-16 23:20:18
  Add it to the options field... by imperito2004-03-16 23:13:41
    ohhhh, dmask, thanks (n/t) by llamatron2004-03-16 23:53:24
March Madness by benmiller2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's pretty cool. by Llyr2004-03-16 23:15:23
  I went for the highly unlikely happening by bassplayer2004-03-16 22:05:41
    HAHAHAHA NO. by Llyr2004-03-16 23:12:13
  Hey, thats pretty neat by friareriner2004-03-16 21:57:13
    Thanks by benmiller2004-03-16 22:16:21
      now are all those teams hard coded? by friareriner2004-03-16 22:20:19
        It's entirely dynamic by benmiller2004-03-16 22:57:09
wOOt! by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Widescreen! :D by Winsmith2004-03-16 23:19:18
  Wonderful!!! by llamatron2004-03-16 21:56:59
  Agreed. by MajorG172004-03-16 21:15:35
  I can finally watch it... by friareriner2004-03-16 21:12:37
Just saw Cold Mountain by Celticess2004-03-16 20:51:32
'bandanaed' or 'bandana-ed'? by Kickstart2004-03-16 20:17:47
  How about bandanarised or bandanarized! by Apfel2004-03-16 23:41:16
  Maybe "Bananarama'ed"? by Adiplomat2004-03-16 21:59:11
  What about "bandana'd"? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-16 21:29:31
    apostrophe'd! (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-03-16 22:20:35
  do i have a problem by PsychoI3oy2004-03-16 20:58:44
  Neither by Egaeus2004-03-16 20:42:01
    hear hear by friareriner2004-03-16 21:03:06
    Should I LART you? :) (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-16 20:52:09
      Sure. :) (n/t) by Egaeus2004-03-16 21:06:54
  Pluralization with a hyphen is never right. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 20:26:29
    Can't use that in this case... by Kickstart2004-03-16 20:30:16
      you could use by FireballMatt2004-03-16 20:30:55
        Cool. I've settled on that. Unwieldy, but workable (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-16 20:51:31
          maybe bandana clad? (n/t) by Egaeus2004-03-16 21:32:29
            bandana-sportin' (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2004-03-16 22:27:31
    I see your point, and raise you a correction! by MajorG172004-03-16 20:30:05
  googling for it i see both by FireballMatt2004-03-16 20:22:57
    Great minds... (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-16 20:25:36
      was thinking the same :) (n/t) by FireballMatt2004-03-16 20:27:35
  Hmmm... by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
Problems with dial-up and XP by cgmeister2004-03-16 20:15:42
  Blaster Worm by AntiSane2006-11-19 12:55:59
  blah. by cgmeister2004-03-16 20:39:51
Little shell util thread by SnappingTurtle2004-03-16 20:08:17
  resize.sh by refried-bean2004-03-16 22:36:28
    mmm by refried-bean2004-03-16 22:36:58
weird vfat mount (linux) problem by llamatron2004-03-16 20:07:14
  Yeah, a permission problem, sorta. by fx2004-03-16 20:29:01
    I thank you greatly by llamatron2004-03-16 21:54:02
Attn: Illiad by Llyr2004-03-16 19:32:59
UF Tuesday Writers Group by Kickstart2004-03-16 19:28:40
  What the heck. I'm in. by ag_wyvern2004-03-16 22:29:28
    Added! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-16 23:09:50
  count me in! by FireballMatt2004-03-16 20:20:12
    Added! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-16 20:22:06
  any length restrictions? (n/t) by lenmear2004-03-16 20:08:11
    nope...minimum 1 paragraph by Kickstart2004-03-16 20:16:35
    nevermind, the answer is in the tlp (n/t) by lenmear2004-03-16 20:15:55
  i'll join by lenmear2004-03-16 19:56:38
    Added! It will be posted at 1:30am Tuesdays (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-16 20:04:23
  This will be the weekly TWG post! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-16 19:29:37
    I'll join by Egaeus2004-03-16 19:33:04
      By the way by Egaeus2004-03-16 20:05:03
        Been a while for me too by Kickstart2004-03-16 20:07:01
      Added! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-16 20:04:43
Oh, WOW. by MajorG172004-03-16 19:03:22
  Except the best three singers in the first year... by SnappingTurtle2004-03-16 19:22:38
question for you OOP people out there by FireballMatt2004-03-16 18:36:17
  Perhaps your problem might benefit by webishop2004-03-16 21:07:05
    I agree by ManiacJoe2004-03-16 22:16:58
      as big of a picture as i can make by FireballMatt2004-03-16 22:31:19
  UML is done by FireballMatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
    i've never seen this design software before by lenmear2004-03-16 20:00:01
      ok basically by FireballMatt2004-03-16 20:12:50
        hmm by lenmear2004-03-16 20:48:03
          i also think by mayo2004-03-16 21:18:26
          not quite by ManiacJoe2004-03-16 21:16:41
            if both by mayo2004-03-16 21:52:17
              im not sure i get what you are saying by FireballMatt2004-03-16 22:08:08
                I wasn't implying that you put all booth/user/etc by mayo2004-03-16 22:22:28
                  well, this is getting built using the machii frame by FireballMatt2004-03-16 22:33:31
            exactly by FireballMatt2004-03-16 21:31:34
              i'm starting to think i misread the whole thing (n (n/t) by lenmear2004-03-16 21:37:32
          ok basically by FireballMatt2004-03-16 21:08:52
            so it sounds to me... by lenmear2004-03-16 21:29:03
  The structure looks odd by Arachn1d2004-03-16 19:17:18
  need more info by ManiacJoe2004-03-16 18:57:17
    i'm worried about so much inheritance by lenmear2004-03-16 19:04:26
    the UML is almost done by FireballMatt2004-03-16 19:03:49
Bonzi Buddy ads in Opera? by Egaeus2004-03-16 18:33:52
  I have no ads on by michaelsoft2004-03-16 19:26:35
    I haven't gotten around to paying for it yet by Egaeus2004-03-16 19:42:37
  I have text ads on by MajorG172004-03-16 19:16:04
  *blink* (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-03-16 19:05:58
Wow only three people playing W:ET?!?! by DesertRat662004-03-16 18:24:05
  my excuse is by ParityBit2004-03-16 23:54:33
  I was at w##k. by themadkansan2004-03-16 22:26:45
  My box won't even RUN the game. by Animefreak2004-03-16 18:48:59
    Not much of anything I'd imagine by Egaeus2004-03-16 19:01:51
      Best I could get it to do...... by krisguy2004-03-16 20:26:01
        In Linux by Egaeus2004-03-16 20:44:43
  As stated so many times before.... by McNutcase2004-03-16 18:41:51
    As stated so many times before.... by Egaeus2004-03-16 18:48:24
      If we promise to be good and not complain, by Llyr2004-03-16 19:00:19
        Some others who were accused by Egaeus2004-03-16 19:02:47
          Hey, what do you know by Egaeus2004-03-16 19:21:09
            In light of that, I'll disable PB by Egaeus2004-03-16 19:31:06
              Awesome. Thank you, sir. by Llyr2004-03-16 19:34:24
                but if there are any more by Nightwind2004-03-16 21:32:46
          But... by McNutcase2004-03-16 19:04:02
            I don't by Egaeus2004-03-16 19:06:50
              So, people whining that they object to PB... by McNutcase2004-03-16 19:08:28
                It doesn't interrupt my game by Egaeus2004-03-16 19:09:28
                  True. by McNutcase2004-03-16 19:10:50
                    Yes, I do by Egaeus2004-03-16 19:16:11
      Well, while PB is on, I will NOT join. by McNutcase2004-03-16 18:53:27
        In a perfect world.... by Egaeus2004-03-16 19:00:35
      ah so it finally got to you too eh ;) by FireballMatt2004-03-16 18:50:43
        Yeah, you didn't warn me by Egaeus2004-03-16 19:08:40
          hehe you think I was gonna warn you? by FireballMatt2004-03-16 19:46:45
            Oh thanks... by Egaeus2004-03-16 20:40:21
              oh doh...i knew that by FireballMatt2004-03-16 21:13:10
                What I want to know now by Egaeus2004-03-16 21:28:40
  test tomorrow. (n/t) by Egaeus2004-03-16 18:34:14
    Pish-tosh! by xcheopis2004-03-16 18:49:49
      I do the same thing by Egaeus2004-03-16 19:03:34
        You bet! by xcheopis2004-03-16 19:19:13
    Then what are you doing here? by Nea2004-03-16 18:38:44
      On and off by Egaeus2004-03-16 18:43:25
        You don't have to stop looking at them. by Nea2004-03-16 18:58:34
          You're right! by Egaeus2004-03-16 19:04:27
  the only machine i can play ET on is DEAD. (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-03-16 18:26:40
songfly.com by out2lunch2004-03-16 18:10:16
  Tis a hoax my friend by demonhedge2004-03-16 18:48:22
*dah dah doot doot* Every body knows it... (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-03-16 18:08:24
  Everybody knows it's true... (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-03-16 18:08:38
    Oh yea, you gotta do the best you can (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-03-16 18:11:08
      Work out twice a day... (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-16 18:13:33
        don't ask me why i said it (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-03-16 18:20:27
          'Cause I already forgot. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-16 18:24:52
    Don't ask me why I said it by Llyr2004-03-16 18:09:14
Being married to a hippie chick by SnappingTurtle2004-03-16 17:38:53
  Yes you are... A Lucky Guy by inittab2004-03-16 19:29:36
    I put a little difference by Nightwind2004-03-16 21:38:51
  "She's a nitemare hippy girl..." by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 18:34:34
  *makes notes about haircolour* :D (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-16 17:47:38
  *blink* by Ubergeek22004-03-16 17:45:35
AAAAARRRGGH! must .... have..... Ufie..... by PathOGene2004-03-16 17:25:45
Somebody remind me tomorrow... by nin_man2004-03-16 17:11:47
ET! Anybody feel like kicking me up the keister? by Tomo2004-03-16 16:56:35
compiling apache 2.0.48 on RH ES 3.0 by spiffikins2004-03-16 16:18:44
Ripping SW suggestions please? by McNutcase2004-03-16 16:04:16
  Well, Goldwave (shareware, .com URL) by LionsPhil2004-03-16 16:10:33
There's a lot of talk about taxes here by Kickstart2004-03-16 15:50:05
  Hmm, move to Bermuda! (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-16 21:57:49
  Absolutely. Flat sales tax. by rapido752004-03-16 17:24:40
  Why not just income tax, no sales by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I don't know what the deal with all those taxes is by leibold2004-03-16 16:54:53
    Because... by Arachn1d2006-11-19 12:55:59
      thanks by leibold2004-03-16 22:01:54
  Try this one on for size... by alatar2004-03-16 16:45:53
  I would suggest a flat tax with a large by LurkerMo2004-03-16 16:41:26
  I'm a jerk to the rich... by DaNutBall2004-03-16 16:37:23
  expand 'sin' taxes... by feather8022004-03-16 16:37:19
    No, it won't. by JPaganel2004-03-16 17:27:01
      Sure it will, the same incentives can be applied. (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-16 21:59:52
  Tax freedom day info: by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Flat income tax by Slamlander2004-03-16 16:08:50
  It should be the opposite, I think... by nate_t_g2004-03-16 16:01:42
  Forget taxes! How did it go? :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-03-16 16:00:56
  no income and sales by tegan2004-03-16 15:59:56
    You're thinking employment insurance... by Kickstart2004-03-16 16:23:40
      Do you really? by JPaganel2004-03-16 17:24:58
        Look at it this way... by Kickstart2004-03-16 18:07:53
  I like it, but . . . by hyzenthlay2004-03-16 15:59:53
    "Kids" comment a little cheap... by nate_t_g2004-03-16 16:08:45
      No, it wasn't. Too many people live to the very by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 16:14:09
        I agree about living in our means... by nate_t_g2004-03-16 16:29:50
          That's the problem, though, we can't by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 16:42:53
        Cos the entire US economy is based on credit by subbywan2004-03-16 16:18:48
          It's not just the credit card companies' faults. by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 16:29:40
            No, it's not all their fault. they're catering to by subbywan2004-03-16 16:32:36
              I'm not part of that "we", pal. by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 16:47:08
                *swoons* (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-03-16 18:33:46
                We bought a far cheaper house than they said by tigermouse2004-03-16 17:25:38
                  *sighs enviously* by subbywan2004-03-16 17:27:06
                    Credit is not necessarily bad by tigermouse2004-03-16 17:38:23
                      No, it's not. My beef is with how it's used. by subbywan2004-03-16 17:44:20
                        That's a sale pitch by tigermouse2004-03-16 17:51:30
                          Oh, you can *always* get credit somewhere by subbywan2004-03-16 19:23:35
                    and... by Arachn1d2004-03-16 17:37:04
                      You say that like it's a BAD thing :P by subbywan2004-03-16 17:38:31
                        So instead by Arachn1d2004-03-16 17:41:41
                *grins* by subbywan2004-03-16 17:19:02
  Well... by Arachn1d2004-03-16 15:58:30
  Just a flat tax. by Illiad2004-03-16 15:57:00
    that doesnt help by tegan2004-03-16 16:05:20
    That's a lot/too much, IMHO... by nate_t_g2004-03-16 16:04:40
      30% of US income is taxed by DaNutBall2004-03-16 16:06:56
        Yes, but... by nate_t_g2004-03-16 16:17:57
      *shrug* by Illiad2004-03-16 16:05:50
        That is my preferred tax method... by nate_t_g2004-03-16 16:12:32
          But... by Arachn1d2004-03-16 16:21:49
            Add to that the loopholes by abaron2004-03-16 16:28:59
        Oh spend and cut taxes of course! by DaNutBall2004-03-16 16:07:42
  Nope. That's what it SHOULD be. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-03-16 15:56:07
    Easy to scrap UK income tax: by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
Oh, McNutCase! Check your email. by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 15:46:38
  I just did. by McNutcase2004-03-16 15:55:02
    i'm glad by Nightwind2004-03-16 21:44:07
    Are you going to make the edits and send me a by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 15:57:56
      I'll do so soonish... by McNutcase2004-03-16 16:01:52
        Take your time. Writing is an inexact art. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 16:15:16
whoo! by cgmeister2004-03-16 15:46:02
  on a similar train of randomness, by cgmeister2004-03-16 15:49:05
    well at least he didn't call you Miss Piggy (n/t) by cgmeister2004-03-16 15:50:33
      we already went over this. by cgmeister2004-03-16 15:54:05
ah, I love sisters. by Llyr2004-03-16 15:36:24
  Dude, that's sick! by Naruki2004-03-16 16:15:03
    Here we mean a platonic kind of love. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-16 16:22:24
      Dude, that's even sicker! by Naruki2004-03-16 16:25:12
        You, good... whatever, are truly a sicko. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-16 16:28:24
          Thank you, thank you. by Naruki2004-03-16 16:44:45
  "kyfed"? by McNutcase2004-03-16 15:37:23
    Roughly, yes (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-16 15:38:45
      *cough*joinsporks*cough* (n/t) by McNutcase2004-03-16 15:42:07
        Nasty cough you've got there (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-16 15:43:24
College recommendations? by subbywan2004-03-16 15:01:03
  thanks all :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-16 19:24:40
  According to US News by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
  UCLA, I think. by lucidpsyche2004-03-16 16:26:48
    UCSD by kwyn2004-03-16 18:17:55
    Calif state colleges aren't taking out of state by subbywan2004-03-16 16:29:44
  I can definitely recommend by Morely2004-03-16 15:20:33
    *laughs* There's a specific reason i'm doing by subbywan2004-03-16 15:22:13
  Where about? by feather8022004-03-16 15:10:22
    Don't mind the leaning. by subbywan2004-03-16 15:13:36
      In my experiance... by feather8022004-03-16 15:19:46
  What country? (n/t) by Lis772004-03-16 15:08:12
    oops *blush* US. (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-16 15:09:41
Y'all have FUN! by dire_lobo2004-03-16 14:57:28
  Oh, you're no fun any more! (n/t) by Morely2004-03-16 15:24:25
Help with Lisa's homework? by oot2004-03-16 14:51:57
  You removed a solution by Majromax2004-03-17 06:02:14
  possibly too late, but... by karlan2004-03-16 16:10:29
  Erk... by Arachn1d2004-03-16 15:54:53
    ask and ye shall receive... by Atrahasis2004-03-16 16:11:40
      eh? by Arachn1d2004-03-16 16:25:31
        how can you do predicate logic without... by Atrahasis2004-03-16 16:31:01
          Ok, then by Arachn1d2004-03-16 16:37:37
            assuming s is true, ~s is true? by Atrahasis2004-03-16 16:42:41
              Actually by Arachn1d2004-03-16 16:45:16
      The answer is: by LionsPhil2004-03-16 16:15:05
  soh cah toa by gibuu2004-03-16 15:28:01
    can sophomores do limits? by Atrahasis2004-03-16 15:32:57
  Thank you everybody! by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *blushes* by Atrahasis2004-03-16 15:15:17
  hmmm.... by DaNutBall2004-03-16 15:08:33
    I ALWAYS make that mistake! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-03-16 15:51:05
    Idiot! by Didactylos2004-03-16 15:15:08
      IDIOT!? by DaNutBall2004-03-16 15:50:37
        I also demand an apology by DaNutBall2004-03-16 15:56:59
          I am sorry: by Didactylos2004-03-16 16:10:01
            Ijiot ;) by DaNutBall2004-03-16 16:40:34
    Umm... nope. by karaken122004-03-16 15:13:42
    Bad Nutball! Pythagorus would be displeased! by Atrahasis2004-03-16 15:12:38
      (a + b)² = a² + b² + 2ab + delicious fruity chunks (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-16 15:15:00
        <pendant> nuh uh uh... no delicious fruity chunks! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-03-16 16:03:56
          come back with our delicious fruity chunks! by Atrahasis2004-03-16 16:16:08
  sin(x)/cos(x) + 1 = 1/cos(x) by LionsPhil2004-03-16 14:59:19
    But both sides are being squared by oot2004-03-16 15:01:43
      Yes, by pas512004-03-16 15:42:30
      I wasn't stating an identity, by LionsPhil2004-03-16 15:03:20
        no, no, silly. by Atrahasis2004-03-16 15:08:47
          Yes, by LionsPhil2004-03-16 15:11:41
        You're right (of course) by oot2004-03-16 15:08:36
    Wait...sin(x)+cos(x)=1? by LionsPhil2004-03-16 15:01:42
      no it's not by DaNutBall2004-03-16 15:09:23
        Is too. by LionsPhil2004-03-16 15:13:05
      That's what I got. by Didactylos2004-03-16 15:08:52
  did you try inspection? by Atrahasis2004-03-16 14:55:43
    Neat, but she has to show step-by-step proof by oot2004-03-16 14:59:15
      Well, that`s why you`re dividing by 0, though by Atrahasis2004-03-16 15:00:09
        Oh! I see! Thanks! by oot2004-03-16 15:03:16
          let`s see... by Atrahasis2004-03-16 15:08:01
            Er, not x = 270: by pas512004-03-16 15:35:48
              Ack! Bad pas51! by pas512004-03-16 15:46:58
              good point! by Atrahasis2004-03-16 15:44:14
                I don't think that's the problem. by pas512004-03-16 15:50:38
                  you're right...that's odd... by Atrahasis2004-03-16 16:00:56
            Great! Thank you! (n/t) by oot2004-03-16 15:10:23
15 minutes and counting! by Kickstart2004-03-16 14:51:01
  {{{{Sweetie}}}} by j.butterfly2004-03-16 15:47:47
  Most people aren't that eager by Naruki2004-03-16 15:33:01
  Nostril and ear hairs removed? :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-16 14:53:58
    - just how close IS this anticipated inspection ? by inittab2004-03-16 14:59:53
      Wrong context- just found earlier posting. by inittab2004-03-16 15:15:54
    oooh... on first read, I missed "hairs" and by dire_lobo2004-03-16 14:55:25
Beginner singing by Romnin2004-03-16 14:39:43
  I don't know if there are any, by karaken122004-03-16 15:33:31
    I agree you can only effectively be taught by niwikki2004-03-16 21:21:17
      I like the fruit metaphor! (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-16 21:23:52
        you can thank my first voice teacher by niwikki2004-03-16 21:33:28
# There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium... by Irrelevant2004-03-16 14:39:05
  Flash video of song --> by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
    That's exceedingly well done. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-16 15:10:04
  Can't remember if this was a LOTD, but: by karaken122006-11-19 12:55:59
  ARGH I don't want to look at chemistry! :P (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-03-16 14:57:56
  All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon by karaken122004-03-16 14:54:11
  Tom Lehrer - a long time favorite... by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  These are all the elements... by pas512004-03-16 14:44:16
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
Question for those using opera 7.5 by Celticess2004-03-16 13:55:40
  starting with no pages open? by nG2004-03-17 05:06:20
  Are you restoring a saved session? by LionsPhil2004-03-16 14:47:37
    I'd done that but it was doing it all the same :( (n/t) by Celticess2004-03-16 20:53:49
  hit F4 to make it go away once loaded by dire_lobo2004-03-16 14:02:45
need a good laugh by mstandfest2004-03-16 13:54:46
  I saw that the other day. by retiqlum22004-03-16 15:05:27
  clickable version of link by mstandfest2006-11-19 12:55:59
    is it just me, or is that...oh - yup, it's strange (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-03-16 14:32:46
now that's what I call truth in spamming! by niwikki2004-03-16 13:46:35
  I once got a spam message that said by mwq2004-03-16 15:36:46
  Sure your ISP or workplace by LionsPhil2004-03-16 13:48:26
    it's yahoo. they don't do that. by niwikki2004-03-16 13:52:14
      is fuzzy spam like fuzzy math? (n/t) by mstandfest2004-03-16 13:56:31
        Don't eat the fuzzy spam... (n/t) by Spud312004-03-16 14:11:04
        No, more like lint-il loaf... (n/t) by tigermouse2004-03-16 14:04:17
Scorched Earth Fans! by naturallylit2004-03-16 13:33:18
  this game is great (n/t) by mstandfest2004-03-16 16:37:30
  Sweet by alagachak2004-03-16 15:37:34
  Good game! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-16 15:33:08
  Sweet.. need to blow more stuff up >=| (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-16 14:56:50
  Windeful game, people. by Sim2004-03-16 14:37:43
  Wow, cool by ahecht2004-03-16 14:13:48
  I'll try it tonight :-) by Elessar2004-03-16 14:11:21
  Downloading. :) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-03-16 13:45:47
  I'll certainly check it out as time allows! (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-03-16 13:42:46
Karl Rove by dire_lobo2004-03-16 13:15:39
  #^?$% by Egaeus2004-03-16 17:03:44
  He's an evil, nasty spindoctor (oops, redundancy by Adiplomat2004-03-16 13:21:40
  George Bush's brain. (n/t) by pas512004-03-16 13:21:01
  Or just cuss. by thewrongcrowd2004-03-16 13:18:00
  Jerk, jackass or genius? by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 13:17:59
    Asshat? *gd&r* (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-03-16 14:35:19
    "And now it's time to play..." by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 13:24:03
    TMDMIA? :-O (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-03-16 13:19:43
More banana types! by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Bah, I never get the nucleur banana by friareriner2004-03-16 13:29:38
Good Natured Bible Jokes by subbywan2004-03-16 12:43:58
  Wasn't Boaz a Dick by Slamlander2004-03-16 14:17:52
  About those pastors... by BrainBug2004-03-16 13:36:40
  I don't get half of them by Spisefisken2004-03-16 13:28:04
    that's ok, only half of 'um were funny ;-) by dire_lobo2004-03-16 13:42:08
  Oy, Gevald. by skeptic2004-03-16 13:03:55
    You know... by Naruki2004-03-16 13:27:17
    Umm, regarding that prophet thing... by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
      According to jewish scholars by Slamlander2004-03-16 14:23:46
        In Jewish thought, Moses outranks almost everybody by skeptic2004-03-16 23:23:59
    That's why it's called a "joke" ;P (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-16 13:09:56
  Hehe. by McGowan2004-03-16 12:46:04
"The system is shutting down..." by Winsmith2004-03-16 12:40:41
  Good night. (n/t) by Slamlander2004-03-16 14:18:39
237 specific misleading statements by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What war and why does it matter? by Slamlander2004-03-16 14:30:50
    I'm not in favour of pulling out by Kickstart2004-03-16 14:40:14
      Granted, it's wrong by Slamlander2004-03-16 14:48:25
        Bring Back Nixon, you say? Taft? Grant? by Adiplomat2004-03-16 14:52:22
          I'm not saying that at all, although Huhey P Long by Slamlander2004-03-16 14:59:21
            And those that DON'T but get steamrollered? by McNutcase2004-03-16 15:09:51
              The problem with a democracy by Slamlander2004-03-16 15:15:24
                While that's a conviently banal phrase by LionsPhil2004-03-16 15:24:17
                  Maybe that's because by Slamlander2004-03-16 15:27:17
                    Ah, I see. by LionsPhil2004-03-16 15:30:05
                      Well reasoned supported theory: by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  I've given up expecting solutions... by McNutcase2004-03-16 15:26:26
                    BTW, that *is* an ad hominem attack by Slamlander2004-03-16 15:52:08
                      Well, I don't much like you. by McNutcase2004-03-16 16:06:07
                        What brought that on? by Slamlander2004-03-16 16:11:25
                          Do you want the list? by McNutcase2004-03-16 16:16:08
                            this, I think, is better taken to closed session by Slamlander2004-03-16 16:19:07
                              I don't particularly. by McNutcase2004-03-16 16:21:33
                                There is a by Slamlander2004-03-16 17:20:19
                                Nope. by Slamlander2004-03-16 16:24:50
                    Geez, I go away for a fews days by Slamlander2004-03-16 15:30:05
      Nuke the Earth by Morely2004-03-16 14:47:37
        Gee, I wish by Slamlander2004-03-16 14:49:35
          Oh, *I* know by Morely2004-03-16 15:30:36
            four (n/t) by Slamlander2004-03-16 15:35:42
              Well... by Naruki2004-03-16 15:37:52
                you mean that I'm prez now? by Slamlander2004-03-16 15:41:40
          Heck, who cares by tigermouse2004-03-16 15:10:15
  UFie celebrity deathmatch! by Ravenlock2004-03-16 12:46:30
    Can I be the guy on the outside with a chair? by Adiplomat2004-03-16 12:55:37
      Okay by me, but if they... by Ravenlock2004-03-16 12:57:45
        Whoo! Tag team chair whacking! by thewrongcrowd2004-03-16 13:02:31
          Let me guess: from memory, right? by Naruki2004-03-16 14:29:30
          It's a Con-chair-to! by nin_man2004-03-16 13:04:44
    *walks around, selling hotdogs* by LionsPhil2004-03-16 12:49:24
      *flashes buns* by Naruki2004-03-16 14:06:42
      weiners without buns? Bizarre! (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-16 12:55:22
        I relish the thought (n/t) by crash_2004-03-16 12:59:02
        Yeah, Vienna's a strange place... (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-16 12:56:40
          Wien certainly is. (n/t) by pas512004-03-16 13:14:44
      Can I get wafers with that? by wheresthefish2004-03-16 12:54:54
        Just one, Mr Creosote. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-16 12:56:46
  From Henry "nostrilitis" Waxman no less by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Was that decision based by wheresthefish2004-03-16 12:54:10
      Most likely it was based on the same info by DesertRat662004-03-16 12:56:48
    It doesn't matter! by Kickstart2004-03-16 12:45:31
      OK by DesertRat662004-03-16 12:54:59
        Hans Blix BELIEVED Iraq had WMDs, too! by Naruki2004-03-16 14:03:32
          Oooh... by Illiad2004-03-16 14:06:39
            I swore off zealotry and joined by Slamlander2004-03-16 15:18:50
            I dunno... I'm such an idiot, I can't spell by dire_lobo2004-03-16 14:30:12
              oh, but I'm a zealot when it comes to being goofy by dire_lobo2004-03-16 14:44:37
            I don't. by Naruki2004-03-16 14:28:12
              I'll agree with that stipulation by Slamlander2004-03-16 14:57:12
            That would entirely depend by xcheopis2004-03-16 14:25:10
        DR, you can make some good points - and I like by dire_lobo2004-03-16 14:00:38
          You may wat to read further by DesertRat662004-03-16 14:11:11
            my point would be: by dire_lobo2004-03-16 14:54:19
              The problem is by DesertRat662004-03-16 18:13:00
                And according to the link by tigermouse2004-03-16 18:26:29
                  Which link by DesertRat662004-03-16 20:46:51
                    Did you read it? by tigermouse2004-03-17 06:44:04
              He wants to continue to frighten everyone by Slamlander2004-03-16 15:13:40
            And those actions were triggered by thewrongcrowd2004-03-16 14:31:40
              huh? by dire_lobo2004-03-16 14:42:23
                Relativity of time... by thewrongcrowd2004-03-16 14:53:53
                  On going hindered inspections by DesertRat662004-03-16 18:14:09
        immaterial. by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
          You are asking me to use hindsight by DesertRat662004-03-16 13:55:45
            Er... no. by pas512004-03-16 15:10:47
              Actually some things did turn up by DesertRat662004-03-16 18:17:42
        Answers by Kickstart2004-03-16 13:04:10
          In short no they did not by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
            That's about the only credible conclusion by Slamlander2004-03-16 15:08:40
              This just in: Slamlander is, in fact, Iraq! by Naruki2004-03-16 15:35:28
                yeah, yeah, yeah by Slamlander2004-03-16 15:38:35
          My response by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
            My response to your response by dire_lobo2004-03-16 13:35:27
              And George Bush couldn't have been elected prez by Feng_Li2004-03-16 13:43:58
                hell, I know a lot of people that did... by dire_lobo2004-03-16 14:19:27
              HEH by Illiad2004-03-16 13:39:21
                <innocent look>Which era of Imperialism by Adiplomat2004-03-16 14:47:43
                  Roman? by pas512004-03-16 15:12:13
        Erroneous assumption: by Adiplomat2004-03-16 13:02:55
          on your part by DesertRat662004-03-16 13:54:12
UFies, help! I ran netstat, and I'm getting by Adiplomat2004-03-16 12:24:10
  same command on my unix box gets: by Celticess2004-03-16 14:01:48
    btw one other thing by Celticess2004-03-16 14:05:07
  Hmm by Bellator2004-03-16 13:19:21
    Correct. And it's connecting to a Charter by Adiplomat2004-03-16 13:24:57
      Hmm, interesting... by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ok, scratch that by Bellator2004-03-16 13:58:59
  Err... IPs? by Sim2004-03-16 12:39:25
    Well, that begs the question: by Adiplomat2004-03-16 12:51:08
      Besides, the problem only arises when: by abaron2004-03-16 12:55:19
  looks like.. by garadon2004-03-16 12:31:00
    The problem is, I hadn't just shut down a mail app by Adiplomat2004-03-16 12:43:56
  hmm got an irc program? by Celticess2004-03-16 12:29:09
  Fport by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    A good assumption... by Naruki2004-03-16 12:30:37
      Skipped right over that by DesertRat662004-03-16 12:32:32
        Good tool, it alleviated my worry about by Adiplomat2004-03-16 12:47:30
          Virus Scan? by DesertRat662004-03-16 12:58:56
            Scan for both virii and spyware is negative. by Adiplomat2004-03-16 13:07:26
              Concerning, by LionsPhil2004-03-16 13:15:56
          Yes, or some other port (HTTPS). by LionsPhil2004-03-16 12:54:26
Need help with a topic for a paper by Freakazoid2004-03-16 12:22:34
  Homosexuality by mortaine2004-03-16 15:23:11
  Renaissance period Florentine artists? by wheresthefish2004-03-16 14:40:04
  Write about the Medici family! by niwikki2004-03-16 14:02:28
  Fashion? Entertainment? by tzulah2004-03-16 12:34:54
  Cultural differences between by miathet2004-03-16 12:34:03
  Oh, and the taken subjects by Freakazoid2004-03-16 12:25:55
The pre 9/11 Warning Senator Kerry ignored by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  He didn't ignore it by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Shouldn't you be taking the high road? by nin_man2004-03-16 12:33:44
    Maybe he is high. I hear there's some good by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 13:30:25
      I noticed the other day... by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 13:31:23
    Even FDR took the high road and refused by DesertRat662004-03-16 12:36:25
      So everyone does it, then. by nin_man2004-03-16 12:40:02
        Which is precisely my point by DesertRat662004-03-16 12:43:09
          Really? by thewrongcrowd2004-03-16 12:47:58
          *looks down the board* by wheresthefish2004-03-16 12:45:45
            Example by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
              Example of what? by wheresthefish2004-03-16 13:21:48
              Yes, THAT's representitive of all Bush-bashers! ;P (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-16 13:06:56
            Can't we just say by McGowan2004-03-16 12:50:26
              Except for two years ago, he promised he wouldn't. by nin_man2004-03-16 12:58:04
Alaska/Northen Canada... by subbywan2004-03-16 12:16:29
Needed: literary characters named "Angus" by SnappingTurtle2004-03-16 12:11:22
  Angus Bethune (n/t) by harold2004-03-16 18:53:55
  Angus dei by Feng_Li2004-03-16 13:47:07
    Um, that's Agnus... (n/t) by tigermouse2004-03-16 14:00:35
      Yes, I know. (n/t) by Feng_Li2004-03-16 14:07:37
        Couldn't be sure by tigermouse2004-03-16 14:10:12
  Angus McLeod. by chrisP2004-03-16 12:53:16
    Do you mean Connor's Couzin? (n/t) by Ston2004-03-16 13:04:58
      Don't know if he's a cousin. by chrisP2004-03-16 14:25:25
  If I recall correctly by MarthVader2004-03-16 12:48:22
    You are correct, sir. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-16 13:02:58
  *points down the board* by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Would "Agnes" be an acceptable spelling variation? (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-16 12:14:35
    K. Nutter (n/t) by Spud312004-03-16 13:21:36
Political Quagmire Quandary by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 12:00:46
  OK.. wow by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 13:44:02
    Good grief no... by Illiad2004-03-16 13:47:15
  MISTAKE NO. 1 by evilsysadmin2004-03-16 13:41:13
  Easy by hyzenthlay2004-03-16 13:40:01
  Then don't join a union or get an abortion by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 12:46:04
    Its a matter of right/wrong by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 12:57:28
      The area around the spreme court by hyzenthlay2004-03-16 13:45:31
      all the writings of the founding fathers by DarthSane2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Founding Fathers by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 13:20:17
          For every revisionist reference you can find by DarthSane2006-11-19 12:55:59
            So... by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 13:28:51
              and.. by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 13:30:27
                I'm looking for the truth by Illiad2004-03-16 13:34:02
                  I can deal with that by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 13:37:26
                    This is interesting... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      A quick Googling... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        Illiad and Tesla_Koil, please read the above. by Ravenlock2004-03-16 14:28:37
      Like it or not, you're WAY wrong. by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 13:07:26
        My ILK!!!! by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 13:18:48
          Full of equine excrement you are. by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 13:24:06
            Pagans are.... by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 13:36:40
              I follow the Rede and do not associate with by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 13:47:22
                Isaac... yeah party with him in cleveland by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 13:50:43
                  Oh my bad... by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 13:52:41
              CEASE FIRE!!! by Illiad2004-03-16 13:45:13
              YO, ILLIAD! by Naruki2004-03-16 13:42:10
                thank you kindly :-) (n/t) by Illiad2004-03-16 13:44:37
              You know, when someone says "laughable beliefs", by LionsPhil2004-03-16 13:40:02
                Granted... Apologize.. NOLAwitch by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 13:47:50
                  Clarification- My Apolize to NOLA by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 13:59:10
                    LOL... My Apologies To NOLAwitch. by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 14:14:41
                    Um. by Naruki2004-03-16 14:09:35
                  Question: English is NOT your native language? by Naruki2004-03-16 13:53:30
                    Just horrible lazy grammar by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 13:58:40
                      Don't let your grampar hear you say that about his by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 14:32:28
                    Since he's partied with Bonewitz, I'm thinking by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 13:55:59
                      I did not inhale I promise by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 13:57:50
                        I didn't believe Clinton when he said that and I by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 14:00:45
                Yeah, I mean the Noah thing? Really now. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 13:42:28
          whoa. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 13:21:45
            No, it makes you a disestablishmentarian. (n/t) by pas512004-03-16 13:28:30
            Wait, that was NOLA, not Naruki. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 13:22:14
              No problem. by Naruki2004-03-16 13:31:25
                *wails pitifully* by thewrongcrowd2004-03-16 13:33:34
                  I wish. by Naruki2004-03-16 13:43:15
      I don't know much about U.S. history... by Illiad2004-03-16 13:05:25
        Exactly. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 13:09:31
      scary. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 13:01:05
        Democracy vs Democratic Republic by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 13:02:27
          say... by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 13:17:46
            A few years in ancient Athens? by pas512004-03-16 13:24:12
              Nope. by Naruki2004-03-16 13:29:36
            simplest example by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 13:22:49
              Not a very clever boy are you? by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 13:25:45
              No, that's anarchism. by pas512004-03-16 13:25:34
              That's anarchy. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 13:25:28
          I expect no less an obvious fabrication by Naruki2004-03-16 13:15:22
          And the US system of government is perfect? by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 13:06:44
  There's a candidate that supports gay marriage? by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 12:30:51
    Not a REAL candidate, no. by nin_man2004-03-16 12:36:52
      The states can decide, as long as they decide by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 12:44:13
  Given the issues mentioned, by BloodyViking2004-03-16 12:17:14
    it would seem... by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 12:19:28
  Aren't there any third-party candidates? by Atrahasis2004-03-16 12:13:29
    Every vote you give to a 3rd party, by crash_2004-03-16 12:35:26
      That is foolishness. by BloodyViking2004-03-16 12:45:41
        If all the folks who voted 3rd party by crash_2004-03-16 13:02:40
          The invalid assumption by BloodyViking2004-03-16 13:16:34
        It's a vote that helps him get elected. by nin_man2004-03-16 13:01:42
          That depends entirely by BloodyViking2004-03-16 13:08:19
            If you really believe that, by crash_2004-03-16 13:16:50
              And it doesn't take a brain surgeon by BloodyViking2004-03-16 13:23:49
                No, it's not. by nin_man2004-03-16 13:43:53
                  Wrong again. How simple do I have to make this? by BloodyViking2004-03-16 13:55:08
                    Simple enough for you to get it. by nin_man2004-03-16 14:24:02
                      That is all irrelevant to the original claim that by BloodyViking2004-03-16 14:42:05
                    How about this: by Naruki2004-03-16 14:14:28
                      Ignoring where the vote would have otherwise gone by BloodyViking2004-03-16 15:41:12
                      Unless it would have gone to Bush. by BloodyViking2004-03-16 14:33:05
                        Ah, that's clearly wrong. by Naruki2004-03-16 16:04:40
                          No. That requires a one sided view, by BloodyViking2004-03-17 06:01:54
                  Not to mention Foulwell's lunatic votes. by Naruki2004-03-16 13:49:03
      I see pk2317 was dead-on by Atrahasis2006-11-19 12:55:59
    write in by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 12:17:35
      He was a good governor in Georgia by crash_2004-03-16 12:33:48
      can't anyone run for president? by Atrahasis2004-03-16 12:24:23
        Zel Miller- Democrat-GA by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 12:27:06
  Uhm, whichever candidate supports by thewrongcrowd2004-03-16 12:11:38
    :P by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 12:16:04
      Hehe. by thewrongcrowd2004-03-16 12:24:16
  Here's an idea to consider... by Naruki2004-03-16 12:11:32
  "Anybody but Bush" by pk23172004-03-16 12:05:37
    its more of throwing my hands up by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 12:14:22
      That depends by Egaeus2004-03-16 13:21:21
      What part of Georgia are you from? by crash_2004-03-16 12:41:32
        Stupid Income tax thingee by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 12:45:37
      taxing your *tax refund*.....???? by swisscheese2004-03-16 12:41:19
        She is as serious as a heart attack by crash_2004-03-16 12:44:13
          has to cough at the doctors by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 12:47:20
            <Austin powers>She's a Man baby!</Austin Powers> by crash_2004-03-16 12:58:14
      I wouldn't mention that here by DesertRat662004-03-16 12:23:13
        Nothing wrong with tax cuts per se. by pas512004-03-16 12:45:49
        If you're a reactionary fool, maybe. by Naruki2004-03-16 12:31:46
          A fool? by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 12:49:20
            Read again: reactionary fool. by Naruki2004-03-16 13:35:06
          However by DesertRat662004-03-16 12:34:35
            You wanna take your words outta my mouth please? by Kickstart2004-03-16 12:39:57
              I would rather by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 12:52:12
              Interesting by DesertRat662004-03-16 12:48:16
                Strawman argument, once again by Kickstart2004-03-16 12:54:56
                  Oh the rich pay taxes by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:23:33
                    Broke the link by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Rich don't pay taxes??????? by evilsysadmin2004-03-16 13:52:07
                  And just what is wrong with rich getting richer? by esbita2004-03-16 13:43:37
                    And just what is wrong with giving you food? by Naruki2004-03-16 13:52:02
                      Jumps off the deep end... by BloodyViking2004-03-16 14:02:03
                        Go on! by Naruki2004-03-16 14:12:48
                    Flat tax! You seek a flat tax! by nin_man2004-03-16 13:50:15
                      Yes, a flat tax would be ideal... by esbita2004-03-16 19:06:59
                      Nope by DesertRat662004-03-16 14:27:19
                        Nope. by Naruki2004-03-16 14:30:24
                          Fair?!?! by DesertRat662004-03-16 18:20:49
                      Not to mention that by BloodyViking2004-03-16 14:05:27
                        Is that so bad? ;) (n/t) by nin_man2004-03-16 14:26:18
                          It is when people are already upset by BloodyViking2004-03-16 14:57:57
                  The people who make huge gobs of money by BloodyViking2004-03-16 13:34:37
  Cthulhu (n/t) by DesertRat662004-03-16 12:03:59
    Hastur. by williamashbless2004-03-16 12:05:32
      Hastur... (n/t) by friareriner2004-03-16 12:08:12
        Hastur! by DarthSane2004-03-16 12:08:44
          You rang? by hastur2004-03-16 12:53:25
            About time by DarthSane2004-03-16 12:55:32
              There are baby dark-gods on the way... by hastur2004-03-16 12:59:03
                Are they tentacled? (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-16 13:33:18
          Cthugha by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 12:22:13
            Yog-Sothoth has a certain irridescent appeal... (n/t) by williamashbless2004-03-16 12:41:28
I need help, working on a Compaq. by Ubergeek22004-03-16 11:51:42
  Compaq BIOS uses non-standard keys to get in by kiroh2004-03-16 11:57:50
    I think it was ESC on mine by friareriner2004-03-16 12:05:55
      On my Compaqs it's by ChuckAB2004-03-16 13:15:44
        You think Compaq believe in by LionsPhil2004-03-16 13:16:58
          No, just want to be proprietary. by ChuckAB2004-03-16 13:18:59
            Well, Compaq are, IIRC, by LionsPhil2004-03-16 13:24:32
      Bios boot partition? ehww by Freakazoid2004-03-16 12:12:15
        its more of a setup utilitiy I guess by friareriner2004-03-16 20:21:21
  What does the bluescreen say? by chrisP2004-03-16 11:55:19
    when the machine is turned on.. by Ubergeek22004-03-16 11:59:29
LOTD by Winsmith2004-03-16 11:50:31
  I still believe him to be a cynic by Spisefisken2004-03-16 13:31:03
  After reading this, I had to go see the LOTD by pk23172004-03-16 11:59:14
  Huh? by nelzie2004-03-16 11:56:28
    Ehehe... by nelzie2004-03-16 12:03:29
    <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Moderated for direct linking to LOTD by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Uhhhhh OK? (n/t) by Winsmith2004-03-16 12:05:20
          Your link did not have... by Nea2004-03-16 12:18:39
            Okay, I'll take notice of that next time. But, by Winsmith2004-03-16 12:22:00
              To chose the pick of the week. (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-03-16 12:29:56
          The difference is that the "proper" link... by Naruki2004-03-16 12:16:19
      Better link you should use by pk23172006-11-19 12:55:59
An argument presented to me... by nelzie2004-03-16 11:46:48
  Don't bother by Morely2004-03-16 15:35:42
  An argument by emtieswall2004-03-16 12:44:09
    That is still based on preference of partners by Ston2004-03-16 14:00:10
      let me try again.... by emtieswall2004-03-16 14:07:25
        redundant redundancy.... by emtieswall2004-03-16 14:09:54
    Good point! (n/t) by chrisP2004-03-16 12:45:15
  First of all it's a false slippery slope argument. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 12:39:08
    I belive it's an extreams argument. by Nightwind2004-03-16 14:12:40
    I don't think that the argument is so much that by Feng_Li2004-03-16 13:56:46
      I can't help thinking that the same argument ... by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 18:30:22
      How about these? by MarthVader2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Maybe you should start by by Slacktime2004-03-16 12:17:59
    OK then.. by MarthVader2004-03-16 13:06:57
      My post by Slacktime2004-03-16 13:22:40
        not quite by MarthVader2004-03-16 13:34:32
          There is... by Naruki2004-03-16 14:24:57
            Question: by chrisP2004-03-16 14:32:08
              Yep. Absolutely. by Naruki2004-03-16 14:41:01
                Ok. That's consistent, then. (n/t) by chrisP2004-03-16 14:55:25
                  Just checking to see.. by MarthVader2004-03-16 16:30:23
                    Not quite straight. by Naruki2004-03-16 16:55:28
            well... by MarthVader2004-03-16 14:30:07
              The good laws... by Naruki2004-03-16 15:27:30
          Thank you by Slacktime2004-03-16 13:38:43
            YW by MarthVader2004-03-16 13:46:14
              As I understand it by Slacktime2004-03-16 13:50:08
  Are you looking for a non-Biblical answer? by MarthVader2004-03-16 12:14:35
    Non-Biblical is the key... by nelzie2004-03-16 12:33:49
    Marriage originating in the Bible = false. by Ravenlock2004-03-16 12:23:50
      God Created It! IMHO by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 12:30:19
        Which God? by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 12:40:56
          JHWH by MarthVader2004-03-16 12:52:45
            So was every other god by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 12:55:01
              IF you listen.. by MarthVader2004-03-16 12:59:36
                huh? by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 13:04:21
                  re: huh? by MarthVader2004-03-16 13:14:29
                    Look at almost any culture on Earth.. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 13:16:32
                      yeah, but.. by MarthVader2004-03-16 13:20:34
                        You seem to think Adam and Eve were the first by Arcanum2004-03-16 17:21:40
                          mmmkay by MarthVader2004-03-16 17:48:15
                        By... by thewrongcrowd2004-03-16 13:28:57
                          But then by MarthVader2004-03-16 13:39:40
                            Cause and effect, cause and effect. by thewrongcrowd2004-03-16 14:45:48
                            I can prove it. I have photos! by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
                              Seems a nice place by MarthVader2004-03-16 14:39:55
                                Strictly speaking, by chrisP2004-03-16 15:42:07
                                Nicely done. by Naruki2004-03-16 16:22:11
                              There's no sun in that picture! by Egaeus2004-03-16 14:35:12
                            Do you know how to breathe? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-16 13:43:44
                            You might get some takers... by Ravenlock2004-03-16 13:43:10
                              UR absolutely right by MarthVader2004-03-16 13:56:19
                                Hence, again, by Ravenlock2004-03-16 14:13:24
        Rephrase for clarity: the social institution... by Ravenlock2004-03-16 12:32:58
Interesting theory SCO/M$ Fud by Slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
  can this be explained by Nightwind2004-03-16 12:26:22
    What are you referring to? by Slacktime2004-03-16 12:35:14
  Oh GOD please no... by Illiad2004-03-16 11:41:50
    Sorry Illiad didn't mean to make work for you by Slacktime2004-03-16 11:43:33
      Oh hell by Illiad2004-03-16 11:46:25
        Wish I had the bandwidth by Morely2004-03-16 15:38:33
          I wouldn't do that to anyone by Illiad2004-03-16 17:05:46
Psychedelia without Drugs by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What is that image in the background? by ChuckAB2004-03-16 17:32:00
  very kewl<n/t> by Tesla_Koil2004-03-16 11:44:00
  Simple, but effective. =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-16 11:42:12
Spring is arriving, so the *Duck Pond* is now open by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *twitches* by LionsPhil2004-03-16 11:47:15
    Take it slow, don't sprain your *CLICKY* finger... by inittab2004-03-16 13:51:47
  *Grabs the Nintendo gun!* by Kickstart2004-03-16 11:37:50
    Yipe Yipe -- by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *meep* by wheresthefish2004-03-16 11:34:12
  What's with the links? o.O; (n/t) by arktus2004-03-16 11:33:46
Why so many americans vote Republican... by swisscheese2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I noticed. So? Nothing new, no solution truly by Adiplomat2004-03-16 11:28:54
    I think it was meant for european readers... by swisscheese2004-03-16 11:54:34
  I read it by Egaeus2004-03-16 11:20:21
FUEGO! by friareriner2004-03-16 10:57:21
  Tierra Del! by BloodyViking2004-03-16 10:58:31
    hey... that's MY line by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  FUEGO! by McNutcase2004-03-16 10:58:10
Oh crap. by Kickstart2004-03-16 10:42:00
  hmm by Celticess2004-03-16 12:31:53
  Deep breath... by LthrOttr2004-03-16 12:18:25
    What a teaser THAT would have made! (n/t) by nin_man2004-03-16 13:51:21
  To bad you didn't have a UF shirt there (n/t) by techi8702004-03-16 10:58:56
  call back, and ask them to bring you ... by Atrahasis2004-03-16 10:53:55
  will it be broadcast live? (: (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-16 10:48:24
    Nope, luckily! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-16 10:51:34
  Piece o' cake, bud. by Illiad2004-03-16 10:47:28
    Good advice. by Naruki2004-03-16 10:48:28
      f-ing rights! ;) (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-16 10:52:09
        see if you can work a 'smeg' or two in. :-D (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 13:12:46
        Be sure to say 'eh' by abstrackt2004-03-16 10:53:37
          An be shure, too..... by aix tom2004-03-16 11:02:39
        Unless... by Naruki2004-03-16 10:53:26
  I thought you were just an admin for them? (n/t) by DesertRat662004-03-16 10:44:08
    In a small company... by Kickstart2004-03-16 10:47:35
  Did you shave and put on a clean shirt? by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 10:43:33
    Heh. I didn't shave and I'm wearing... by Kickstart2004-03-16 10:46:41
      Borrow someone else's shirt. White reads crappy by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 10:53:31
        Yuppers by Illiad2004-03-16 10:58:03
        then you have an excuse to get out of it! by Ubergeek22004-03-16 10:56:48
Grab your LARTS by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Please note by Morely2004-03-16 15:45:44
  His wife must make good money, because in by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 10:42:26
  Won't work. by Naruki2004-03-16 10:42:19
Time Waster: Gold Miner by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  $20,147 (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-16 20:47:59
  Holy $deity! Popups and downloads... by McGowan2004-03-16 10:54:00
    Pop-what and down-things? by wheresthefish2004-03-16 11:49:09
      Or run it off of a USB key. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-16 11:50:16
        Will it run off a 128sd card and usb card reader? (n/t) by McGowan2004-03-16 12:13:03
          Yup, as long as you can read and write to it. by Freakazoid2004-03-16 12:18:03
            Errrm by McGowan2004-03-16 12:20:52
              It's been renamed, it's Firefox now by Freakazoid2004-03-16 12:25:04
                Excellent, installed and working. by McGowan2004-03-16 12:32:05
                  *is depressed again* by McGowan2004-03-16 12:44:27
                    Set up a link like this by ToLazyToThink2004-03-16 13:38:39
                    Hmm.. well, that's going to be a bit tricky. by Freakazoid2004-03-16 12:49:47
                      What about writing over the default by afterburner2004-03-16 12:56:41
                      Ergh... too much effort, plus the con is on by McGowan2004-03-16 12:51:59
                        It's less effort by LionsPhil2004-03-16 13:03:55
  Fun! Thanks :) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-03-16 10:42:32
Woohoo!!! by Illiad2004-03-16 10:21:43
  At last ! by Medentic2004-03-16 13:37:48
  About bloody time. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 12:55:41
    :) by Celticess2004-03-19 12:06:06
  hahahaha by Egaeus2004-03-16 10:31:00
  (!) by LionsPhil2004-03-16 10:23:11
test, test, test, one, two, three ... by chrisP2004-03-16 10:10:37
  *is envious* by Naruki2004-03-16 10:19:36
    19" racks? by wheresthefish2004-03-16 10:38:56
      And once again ... by chrisP2004-03-16 10:45:02
        *takes pity and explains* by oot2004-03-16 13:42:06
          Thanks ;) (n/t) by chrisP2004-03-16 14:40:41
          Well, at least until someone designs an upper body by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Looks like she got trapped in a sliding door. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-16 15:06:40
            Eww... by oot2004-03-16 14:54:24
        No, it's not that by afterburner2004-03-16 10:48:38
          That's our faces. by Naruki2004-03-16 10:49:55
            Hey, 58" by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
              The Gutter rack! Perfect! by Naruki2004-03-16 12:18:43
      I'm not picky. by Naruki2004-03-16 10:42:51
        Like they say by DesertRat662004-03-16 10:45:18
    Not mine ... by chrisP2004-03-16 10:30:30
  cool. (n/t) by Winsmith2004-03-16 10:16:40
Joy in Mudville by mortaine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If I were you... by nin_man2004-03-16 10:09:39
    Hee hee hee! by mortaine2004-03-16 11:41:32
    For real, that gives me chills thinking about it. (n/t) by crash_2004-03-16 10:45:25
Guinness record for world's smallest disk drive by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
  right now up to 4 Gbs (n/t) by techi8702004-03-16 09:59:21
  Up to 4GB by Tomo2004-03-16 09:59:00
    Ups, sorry. I must have missed that bit. by Khaar2004-03-16 10:02:31
      More information: by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Drives that size are going to get broken by McGowan2004-03-16 10:59:54
          Drives that size aren't going to be by themselves by Freakazoid2004-03-16 11:33:16
            Yeah yeah I know by McGowan2004-03-16 11:45:52
iTunes Music Store by saxguy022004-03-16 09:53:14
  the one song I'm wanting to get right now by niwikki2004-03-16 11:49:51
  Jamiroquai and Vanessa-Mae. by Irrelevant2004-03-16 10:03:14
  Hmm let me think by Spisefisken2004-03-16 09:56:31
ATTN: Ontario/Quebec (&N.NY?) UFies! Please read! by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I tell you what.... by McGowan2004-03-16 11:12:53
    Well, I now own all my gear by Myke2004-03-16 14:46:17
  Wish I could. by silvermoon822004-03-16 10:11:47
    you'd also have to crash here Thursday night by Myke2004-03-16 14:46:53
  Okay. Got one person. by Myke2004-03-16 09:53:42
The American Empire Project by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Mac-and-cheese?? by subbywan2004-03-16 10:14:54
    Actually, I thought y'all called it 'Kraft Dinner' by romandas2004-03-16 10:39:40
      We all do. ;) by Illiad2004-03-16 11:32:31
        I look forward to it's completion :) by romandas2004-03-16 12:23:20
        That'll teach you to use Winders. by LionsPhil2004-03-16 11:43:31
a little samba help by Emanon2004-03-16 09:35:24
  So... what you want is to give normal users... by Sim2004-03-16 10:16:04
    what i want is by Emanon2004-03-16 10:20:04
      Sorry, I was thinking of something else entirely. by Sim2004-03-16 10:24:14
    Waitaminute.... by Sim2004-03-16 10:17:33
      uh, by Emanon2004-03-16 10:21:11
  Does the share have a 'valid users' parameter? (n/t) by shrapnel2004-03-16 10:02:35
    no... by Emanon2004-03-16 10:07:42
      No... by shrapnel2004-03-16 10:40:06
        well, thanks anyway... by Emanon2004-03-16 10:43:58
  Samba doesn't work by Egaeus2004-03-16 09:54:29
    okay.. by Emanon2004-03-16 09:58:50
So Bush wants Kerry to name the world leaders... by nin_man2004-03-16 09:33:45
  "foreign leaders" was misquoted by reporter by goulo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    more == foreign?? by subbywan2004-03-16 11:03:52
      No, more --> world. (n/t) by nin_man2004-03-16 11:41:17
      Someone looking for a good headline? by McGowan2004-03-16 11:09:17
        Could well be by subbywan2004-03-16 11:11:49
  Partial list by DesertRat662004-03-16 10:31:58
    What a biased load of crap. by Kickstart2004-03-16 10:39:28
      Really? Then explain if you will by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
        Wouldn't you? by thewrongcrowd2004-03-16 12:18:20
          Most certianly by DesertRat662004-03-16 12:30:45
            You mean the guy who dodged Vietnam (n/t) by buddha2004-03-16 13:26:41
            Likewise, by TheGM2004-03-16 12:40:05
        most of the world is PO'd at Bush... by swisscheese2004-03-16 11:35:24
        ADIPLOMAT SUPPORTS DR66 FOR SUPREME UFIE! by Adiplomat2004-03-16 11:26:03
          You didn't bother with the Google search did you by DesertRat662004-03-16 11:57:35
            Oooohhhh... I CAN'T have done my research, because by Adiplomat2004-03-16 12:30:19
              Since you choose not to be rational by DesertRat662004-03-16 14:22:25
                Yeah, your argument. ;-) by Naruki2004-03-16 14:34:23
                  One problem with that by DesertRat662004-03-16 18:22:51
            Of course he does. by LionsPhil2004-03-16 12:01:54
      I think that was supposed to be humerous... (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-03-16 10:47:47
        Instead, it seems to be a little tibious... (n/t) by JPaganel2004-03-16 10:53:35
          I found it to be fib-ulous. *snerk* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 10:54:17
            After scapulous examination, no doubt... by JPaganel2004-03-16 11:05:53
              Ulna have you ribbing me like that! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 11:12:30
                Admit it, you kneeded that. by JPaganel2004-03-16 11:16:32
  I guess Bush's intelligence team is too busy by kahuana2004-03-16 09:52:31
  Well count the stateminister of Denmark out by Spisefisken2004-03-16 09:50:06
  Their request shows the failures in diplomacy by Kickstart2004-03-16 09:37:00
    It would be way cool... by BrainBug2004-03-16 09:47:24
  Not quite every one. by McNutcase2004-03-16 09:35:11
    Is he going to be around after the next round? by nin_man2004-03-16 09:37:35
      Don't count on it. by McNutcase2004-03-16 09:38:49
        he's more electable than IDS. (n/t) by pas512004-03-16 11:41:31
          So's my ingrowing toenail. (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-03-16 11:58:27
            Are you a haddock? by Adiplomat2004-03-16 13:16:22
              Nope, I'm just a pain in the by wheresthefish2004-03-16 13:40:11
          So is a haddock. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-03-16 11:55:27
        Vote Liberal Democrat! by LionsPhil2004-03-16 10:24:41
          Yeah, they haven't had a chance for years! by Tomo2004-03-16 10:25:43
            Exclusive: The reason I vote Liberal Democrat by TheGM2004-03-16 10:45:36
UF Book Club Daily Post by UF Book Club2006-11-19 12:55:59
  By the way, I post this from work during lunch. by UF Book Club2004-03-16 09:31:27
    Just out of curiosity, who are you? by oot2004-03-16 13:59:38
200,000 Centrino laptops for Essex schoolkids by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Reminded of something they tried here by hyzenthlay2004-03-16 09:31:58
    Hehe by theanomaly2004-03-16 09:45:53
God creates the world... by Winsmith2004-03-16 09:24:44
  Wow. An account that counts money. by skeptic2004-03-16 10:35:09
    Well, duh. by Naruki2004-03-16 10:39:01
  GOL! by Naruki2004-03-16 09:33:17
    GOL? by MajorG172004-03-16 09:37:04
      Not quite that extreme. by Naruki2004-03-16 09:43:26
        Your grins make *noise*?! by Illiad2004-03-16 09:44:30
          It's hir face cracking ;) (n/t) by McNutcase2004-03-16 09:47:21
            Is that a crack about my face? by Naruki2004-03-16 09:48:11
LOTD comment by Spisefisken2004-03-16 09:23:59
  With all the legal considerations.... by McGowan2004-03-16 11:17:01
ATTN: ErniePi by c3po2004-03-16 09:20:20
  Just found my way to my computer. by ErniePi2004-03-16 10:45:41
    Holymoly! by ErniePi2004-03-16 12:22:17
ATTN: NOLAWitch by McNutcase2004-03-16 09:07:16
  you have mail by Nightwind2004-03-16 14:05:10
    Fankles! by McNutcase2004-03-16 14:57:31
      I thought by Nightwind2004-03-16 21:28:17
  Is it good and juicy? *pants excitedly* by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 09:10:24
    I think it counts as such, yes... by McNutcase2004-03-16 09:16:08
      *claps* Goody! Let 'er rip, baby. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 09:21:25
        It's on its way :) by McNutcase2004-03-16 09:22:29
          Perverts R Us? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 09:23:20
            No, just that... by McNutcase2004-03-16 09:24:58
              I'm your source, then. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 09:30:18
                Thought you might be. by McNutcase2004-03-16 09:31:54
                  I just have to jump in here and point out... by Ravenlock2004-03-16 10:07:03
                    If you want a copy... by McNutcase2004-03-16 10:12:21
                      right, no more copies... by McNutcase2004-03-16 12:35:52
                      sure, I'll bite... by Nightwind2004-03-16 12:19:11
                      *Shrug* by Ravenlock2004-03-16 10:37:48
                        it's sent. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-03-16 10:52:05
                          Received - thanks :) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-03-16 12:04:13
                      You've got mine by DarthSane2004-03-16 10:15:04
                        Um, since the experience I lacked in this... by McNutcase2004-03-16 10:16:36
                          *Cough* I'm a guy too, ya know. ;-) by Ravenlock2004-03-16 11:13:47
                            because I've been reading you wrong... by McNutcase2004-03-16 11:20:08
                              Apparently not. Is okay. ;-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-03-16 11:21:51
                          I kind of figured that's the kind of experince you by DarthSane2004-03-16 10:51:43
                            o_O by McNutcase2004-03-16 10:55:42
                              I am read many ways by DarthSane2004-03-16 11:08:44
But I don't want to go to the NT conference. by Khaar2004-03-16 09:05:07
Where can I get a copy of the US budget? by romandas2004-03-16 09:02:01
  Here by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    I thought it was kind of funny... by nin_man2004-03-16 09:08:25
      Considering the function of those two departments by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
      63MB zipped!?!?! by psychoi3oy2004-03-16 09:14:18
ATTN: Kickstart by IByte2004-03-16 09:00:06
  Not yet...I've forwarded a request to Illiad (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-16 09:37:44
    Went into the mail yesterday! (n/t) by Illiad2004-03-16 10:00:37
      Thanks! by IByte2004-03-16 10:26:37
Legal question about divorce and trials by Naruki2004-03-16 08:53:36
  I'm not sure they can compel her to testify by BloodyViking2004-03-16 11:16:50
    That much makes perfect sense. by Naruki2004-03-16 12:23:34
      Even if they do, by BloodyViking2004-03-16 12:40:21
        Yep. by Naruki2004-03-16 13:40:02
  My understanding... by basher202004-03-16 11:02:28
    There are also the spouse's rights to consider. by Naruki2004-03-16 12:24:39
  They can make her talk by Celticess2004-03-16 09:50:19
    No, they cannot make her talk. by Naruki2004-03-16 09:57:09
      Ve haff vays uff making her talk. (n/t) by nin_man2004-03-16 10:08:39
        Yeah, I forgot to put a smiley in my first by Naruki2004-03-16 10:12:39
  It doesn't, really. by xcheopis2006-11-19 12:55:59
    notice: the above linked file is a PDF (n/t) by niwikki2004-03-16 09:22:00
  They're having to subpoena character witnesses? by wheresthefish2004-03-16 09:09:25
    That would be logical... by BrainBug2004-03-16 09:22:50
    Character witnesses for prosecution. by Naruki2004-03-16 09:12:53
      I see your point... by wheresthefish2004-03-16 09:23:15
        What tax benefits... it used to be a tax by Patch2004-03-16 10:26:08
          Over here it used to be a benefit. by McNutcase2004-03-16 10:28:23
  Because they are no longer married? by DesertRat662004-03-16 08:57:57
    But WHY? by Naruki2004-03-16 09:01:28
      Not sure of the exact details but I'll give it by DesertRat662004-03-16 09:11:45
      You no longer have a single by miathet2004-03-16 09:10:20
Anyone know where I can buy licenses for Win 98 by techi8702004-03-16 08:36:00
  In know a place that deals in secondhand licenses. by JPaganel2004-03-16 09:10:25
    I thought licsences weren't transferable (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-03-16 09:13:09
      That's if the OS is preloaded I believe. (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-03-16 10:52:01
  pricewatch by Glytch782006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm pretty sure... by Didactylos2004-03-16 08:39:42
    Already have a full MSND sub for our Dept. I had by techi8702004-03-16 11:12:07
      Shhh. by tnglives2004-03-16 15:14:10
    At what price ? by scissors2004-03-16 08:46:21
      Good grief no. by Didactylos2004-03-16 08:54:37
        If you're a student, it's under $200. by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Hmmm by phezult2004-03-16 10:10:51
From the command line: ls -lart by talon07202004-03-16 08:30:00
  But don't try by Rhakeios2004-03-16 12:24:10
    Why not? (n/t) by oot2004-03-16 14:07:23
      It can go on for quite some time if, by Rhakeios2004-03-17 11:22:24
  Heh. by silvermoon822004-03-16 09:08:07
    That stinks. ;o) (n/t) by talon07202004-03-16 11:32:50
  Heh. by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Google actually returns results for "ls lart". by Naruki2004-03-16 09:09:53
Yo! Cluttersquad! by julius.apweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Is this number four today? (n/t) by ErniePi2004-03-16 08:53:07
    Yes. (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-16 08:56:59
ATTN: SnappingTurtle by Didactylos2004-03-16 08:02:57
  Will do (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-03-16 12:42:08
Political extremists run site showing private info by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  They must be kidding... by BrainBug2004-03-16 09:01:42
    They could be by DesertRat662004-03-16 09:24:07
      Specifically... by BrainBug2004-03-16 09:28:01
        Probably by RigbyReardon2006-11-19 12:55:59
  They have it wrong and they by Slamlander2004-03-16 08:23:41
    Captain Non Sequitur strikes again! by Naruki2004-03-16 08:36:57
      Duh! by Slamlander2004-03-16 16:05:23
  What I want to know... by Naruki2004-03-16 08:20:03
  Oh my. by wheresthefish2004-03-16 08:12:28
    Have you tried the obvious URLs? by pas512004-03-16 12:39:55
      Bit of a long story, by wheresthefish2004-03-16 13:00:01
    I can't stand tabloids anyway... by McNutcase2004-03-16 08:14:40
      Oh, I don't know... by fore_deck2004-03-16 08:16:39
        Do they? by wheresthefish2004-03-16 08:20:22
          It's a bit of a shock to the system.. by fore_deck2004-03-16 08:41:12
        the Times changed too? by McNutcase2004-03-16 08:19:34
          Eeeeew. You TORY you :p (n/t) by wheresthefish2004-03-16 08:21:10
            nonsense. by McNutcase2004-03-16 08:23:04
              You and me both. by wheresthefish2004-03-16 08:33:00
                I just gave up on newsprint. by McNutcase2004-03-16 08:34:15
                  I'm mildly allergic to the print. by wheresthefish2004-03-16 08:40:51
                  Ha! by Tomo2004-03-16 08:36:27
Birthday present for a geek? by winsmith2004-03-16 06:41:00
  something a bit more retro? by tomisaac2004-03-16 14:41:21
  Maybe this? by Farmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Nice. However, it is said to debut on the CeBIT. by winsmith2004-03-16 07:17:04
      ACK :) by Farmer2004-03-16 07:20:56
        as it was said last time it was mentioned by stacato2004-03-16 07:35:36
          What's the point then? by vetitice2004-03-16 11:00:21
          AFAIK the USB Stick is removable, too. (n/t) by Farmer2004-03-16 07:45:11
        For myself, yes :P (n/t) by winsmith2004-03-16 07:23:25
  External DVD/CDRW (n/t) by miathet2004-03-16 06:56:36
    why external? (n/t) by winsmith2004-03-16 07:02:03
      easy to use on multiple computers by dodrian2004-03-16 07:57:22
      So you can watch DVD by miathet2004-03-16 07:56:21
  A Palm? by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    interesting, GetDigital have a new site design. by winsmith2004-03-16 06:57:53
      There are still some PDA's... by diGriz2004-03-16 07:23:39
      You could buy pocket pc and by afterburner2004-03-16 07:11:18
        Ah, but a Pocket PC is a LOT more expensive by winsmith2004-03-16 07:15:44
          Yes, but... by Khaar2004-03-16 07:28:41
Jobless recovery?!?! by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well! No vested interest there! WOOHOO! by Adiplomat2004-03-16 11:37:06
  Very misleading, for the UK anyway, by Tomo2004-03-16 07:07:59
  Sorry, but after the last two years, by talon07202004-03-16 06:43:46
  Sorry, not time to read all that ATM by SaleGamine2004-03-16 06:40:52
    Now I am confused :-/ by crash_2004-03-16 06:55:48
      The easy solution by DesertRat662004-03-16 07:08:29
        That is not as easy as you think by crash_2004-03-16 07:17:03
          No, by Patch2004-03-16 07:34:41
            And all the Palmetto bugs you can eat! by Naruki2004-03-16 08:03:06
              Palmetto bugs are tasty, almost as tasty as baby by Patch2004-03-16 08:05:19
            Isn't that kinda small for a house? by crash_2004-03-16 07:45:40
              You are spoiled rotten then :P by Patch2004-03-16 07:58:36
                That's what they go for here too by crash_2004-03-16 08:02:49
            That's what I was figuring on by DesertRat662004-03-16 07:41:56
              Cost of living is really cheap here to by Patch2004-03-16 08:01:02
          Even if they didn't by DesertRat662004-03-16 07:24:29
            Oh and just so you know by DesertRat662004-03-16 07:31:17
            Oh so you don't have a job offer yet? by crash_2004-03-16 07:28:53
              No job offers by DesertRat662004-03-16 07:34:33
                You know what? MY company is hiring. by Naruki2004-03-16 08:05:58
      Not only that, dearie, but the increase in wealth by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 07:02:02
    28% of 16,000 companies surveyed said they by DesertRat662004-03-16 06:51:38
      What they don't tell you is by Demonhedge2004-03-16 08:30:26
      Exactly what type of jobs are being increased? by crash_2004-03-16 07:01:34
      Why don't you call it "good news" when by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 06:59:57
        You know it's interesting to watch by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
          What has Bush really done? by buddha2004-03-16 08:33:19
          If you call that kludgy cluster**** of a Medicare by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 07:25:23
            It may be flawed by DesertRat662004-03-16 07:28:15
              What planet have you been living on? by Naruki2004-03-16 07:50:19
                Is that the same commercial by crash_2004-03-16 08:59:50
                  Yep. by Naruki2004-03-16 09:02:20
                There were enough Democrats in the Senate by DesertRat662004-03-16 07:53:14
                  Depends on your opinion of that 'something'. by wheresthefish2004-03-16 08:04:13
                    I hope he doesn't program that way. by Naruki2004-03-16 08:18:30
                  Given the plan that was rammed through...nothing. by thewrongcrowd2004-03-16 08:01:30
                    Ah so that explains why every election season by DesertRat662004-03-16 08:05:45
                      Big difference between NEED and being able by thewrongcrowd2004-03-16 08:08:25
                        Doesn't answer the question by DesertRat662004-03-16 08:10:53
                          Depends which question. by thewrongcrowd2004-03-16 08:31:00
                  Bad logic. by Naruki2004-03-16 08:01:18
                    40 years by DesertRat662004-03-16 08:07:48
              No tweaking will occur that won't inure to the by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 07:30:24
                Then pinch me now by DesertRat662004-03-16 07:40:02
                  That information is already all over TV. by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 07:53:26
                    Incorrect by DesertRat662004-03-16 08:01:56
                      No, there is no outcry because people are idiots. by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 08:15:19
                        Love the country by DesertRat662004-03-16 08:19:17
                  indeed so... by McNutcase2004-03-16 07:42:01
                    Maybe by DesertRat662004-03-16 07:50:21
            I just wish we could find a way by BloodyViking2004-03-16 07:28:12
              How do ppl feel about nader? by gibuu2004-03-16 14:02:32
              Me too by DesertRat662004-03-16 07:45:55
        Sheeple don't think like that. by BloodyViking2004-03-16 07:17:01
          Gee, I wonder if that downturn might have been in by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 07:28:21
            Unlikely. The dotbomb bust was the by BloodyViking2004-03-16 08:06:57
did the terrorists win? by tajomaru2004-03-16 06:25:23
  Before bombings the gov't was 4% ahead by McGowan2004-03-16 11:25:48
  the Spanish people are courageous by goulo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Muchas gracias. by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 11:16:43
  But why Spain anyway? by Bushido2004-03-16 09:31:56
    They thought it would work (maybe) by RigbyReardon2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Could be but they are definitely insane. by Bushido2004-03-16 13:32:09
    A large percentage of the UK were against it too. by wheresthefish2004-03-16 10:19:25
  That's what they asked when Gow died by TheGM2004-03-16 08:40:51
  the spanish public was never for the war by stacato2004-03-16 07:31:01
    In a hurry? by Egaeus2004-03-16 09:17:12
      Maybe more... by BrainBug2004-03-16 09:29:20
    also by stacato2004-03-16 07:51:27
  That subject line, insensitive as it is, by winsmith2004-03-16 06:49:09
  Yes and no. by BloodyViking2004-03-16 06:41:28
    I do wonder, however by skeptic2004-03-16 07:02:05
    There were other things involved though... by BrainBug2004-03-16 06:52:29
    That's my read of it too. by wheresthefish2004-03-16 06:50:21
    That and the fact that many of the Spaniards by SaleGamine2004-03-16 06:48:46
  They will think they did by DesertRat662004-03-16 06:37:49
    Inside they would think so anyway by scissors2004-03-16 06:54:26
  No, the outgoing government was a sphincter by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 06:32:45
    I'm not sure that Iraq was a significant factor by BloodyViking2004-03-16 07:07:54
  NPR by LooseChanj2004-03-16 06:31:17
    Advice taken (n/t) by Egaeus2004-03-16 09:20:08
      Succinct. by Naruki2004-03-16 09:30:05
    call in??? by tajomaru2004-03-16 06:36:39
  No. by SaleGamine2004-03-16 06:30:18
    So by leistico2004-03-16 09:35:53
      What should they have done? by Spiff2004-03-16 10:05:12
        Absolutely by TheGM2004-03-16 10:39:13
          Not even logical by leistico2004-03-16 11:15:07
            No logical counterarguments? by Spiff2004-03-16 13:13:40
              I forgot to add: by Spiff2004-03-16 13:22:26
                The real question by TheGM2004-03-16 13:29:08
            Not at all by TheGM2004-03-16 11:31:04
              Mock the polls by leistico2004-03-16 11:38:28
                My opinion is this by TheGM2004-03-16 11:59:20
      So by BrainBug2004-03-16 09:42:02
        The polls by leistico2004-03-16 11:29:22
          Nope... by BrainBug2004-03-16 13:43:44
Darn - And the furthest one only got about 8 miles by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  so who made it furthest? (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-16 11:38:24
  haha.. that's gotta suck (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-16 08:23:59
Looking for keyboard recommendations. by wheresthefish2004-03-16 06:19:27
  Cherry G80-3000 by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That's the sort of thing. by wheresthefish2004-03-16 06:35:29
      Blimeh, they're not cheap. by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Hmmm... by BrainBug2004-03-16 07:01:29
          Oh... by BrainBug2004-03-16 07:03:39
        £29.37... by RichLondoner2004-03-16 06:59:21
          That one looks interesting. by wheresthefish2004-03-16 07:20:30
          G80-3000 for £42.89 inc vat by RichLondoner2004-03-16 07:02:41
  IBM Model "M" by ideur2004-03-16 06:25:27
    Seconded! The IBM Model Ms are the best! by VCA2006-11-19 12:55:59
      My model M kills win2k and XP. by Ubergeek22004-03-16 10:55:29
Attn::Cluttersquad. by ErniePi2006-11-19 12:55:59
SOTM by Spiff2004-03-16 06:09:10
BSOTD..... by tajomaru2004-03-16 06:01:27
  Yes this is my truck by ydwor2004-03-16 09:59:50
  "If you can read this... by Irrelevant2004-03-16 09:13:16
  "So many pedestrians, by ErniePi2004-03-16 06:08:46
  Stupid BSOTD by ChuckAB2004-03-16 06:06:55
    Both are true, of course. by Naruki2004-03-16 09:17:41
I have found my truth!!! by nelzie2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *snicker* by Naruki2004-03-16 07:20:03
    I didn't find anything either by Egaeus2004-03-16 09:52:29
    Then use... by nelzie2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Lot of conflicting information... by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 07:02:09
    Since you won't be able to defend yourself... by Naruki2004-03-16 07:39:52
      Whatever... by nelzie2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I don't think Naruki was talking to you, by quilting_kitty2004-03-16 08:52:11
          Partially correct... by nelzie2004-03-16 09:37:27
    The journal you speak of... by nelzie2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Okay, then, if you want more recent examples by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 08:18:43
        Just a few comments... by nelzie2004-03-16 09:31:41
          Not necessarily... by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 09:59:05
            That term... by nelzie2004-03-16 10:21:27
              Not quite... by Naruki2004-03-16 10:34:30
                Fine... by nelzie2004-03-16 10:49:26
                  I wasn't arguing with the rest of the post. by Naruki2004-03-16 10:52:40
            Addendum by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 10:11:47
        If they were so enamored of religion in government by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 08:21:56
          Or it was in response to by pk23172004-03-16 08:29:13
          Because they did not want by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 08:29:06
            It goes to show that there were whacko twerps by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 08:33:07
              Thank you for conceding my point. by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 08:39:56
                No, whacko twerps are the ones who insist on by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 08:56:44
                  *shrug* Either way by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 09:02:32
                    Swell for him, but the issue doesn't remain one's by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 09:07:59
            WURP! WURP! RELIGIOUS BIAS ALERT! by McNutcase2004-03-16 08:32:05
              *sigh* by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 08:35:28
                He didn't twist it. by BloodyViking2004-03-16 10:32:24
                I twisted it not one jot. by McNutcase2004-03-16 08:39:12
                  Possibly. by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 08:46:22
                    Your bad grammar is not his fault. by Naruki2004-03-16 08:50:43
                      Okay, as I ALREADY did above... by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 08:59:33
                        As I said before, kiddo... by Naruki2004-03-16 09:05:41
                          Follow your own advice, and I might be inclined to by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 09:18:43
                            MODS! by Naruki2004-03-16 09:27:38
                            I'd hardly call your original post ambiguous. (n/t by McNutcase2004-03-16 09:20:28
                          I freely admit my pull-up was nasty. by McNutcase2004-03-16 09:11:11
                            Thank you by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 09:24:54
                            I disagree. by Naruki2004-03-16 09:16:22
                        Thankyou. by McNutcase2004-03-16 09:02:24
                          Mostly... by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 09:05:29
                            You are wrong. by Naruki2004-03-16 09:07:43
                              If it had been pointed out... by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 09:23:11
                                It cannot be interpreted any other way. by Naruki2004-03-16 09:29:03
                                Again... by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 09:42:53
                                Again... by Naruki2004-03-16 09:53:04
                                So statement of a topic by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 10:09:38
                                That's not what you did. by Naruki2004-03-16 10:16:56
                                Please reference by fiordhraoi2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Please reference by Naruki2004-03-16 10:37:45
                                sheesh! talk about a tempest in a teapot! by gibuu2004-03-16 10:21:54
                                Get stuffed. by Naruki2004-03-16 10:46:50
                                ?? keep it by gibuu2004-03-16 11:26:04
                                You basically told me to shut up. by Naruki2004-03-16 12:27:11
    Hehe... by Catharsis2004-03-16 07:34:07
      I found that statement... by nelzie2004-03-16 07:49:48
        The "maturity" part by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 08:43:54
        Low expectations? ;-) by Catharsis2004-03-16 08:01:47
        Being capable of basic hygiene... by McNutcase2004-03-16 07:55:51
          That's just... by nelzie2004-03-16 08:02:00
            I say again... by McNutcase2004-03-16 08:07:22
  I know the feeling. by Catharsis2004-03-16 06:26:05
    By the time I found out about Humanism... by Naruki2004-03-16 07:43:00
      It's interesting... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Regarding #2 by BloodyViking2004-03-16 10:50:54
          It says... by Catharsis2004-03-16 11:01:10
            You can also turn to science instead of praying by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 11:21:28
          Not necessarily. Is a vaccine for a disease by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 10:57:20
            Good point. (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-03-16 11:11:49
            Excellent points. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-03-16 11:04:15
        Glad to hear it. by Catharsis2004-03-16 10:38:18
        Beats me, I don't usually *join* groups. by Naruki2004-03-16 10:10:37
          Boo to your comment about #20. by Ravenlock2004-03-16 10:19:49
            Boo back, in spades. ;-) by Naruki2004-03-16 10:28:42
              True and false. by Ravenlock2004-03-16 10:57:46
              More accurately,... by Catharsis2004-03-16 10:42:51
      I felt the same way about Wicca by rottweiler2004-03-16 07:46:42
        Interesting. by Catharsis2004-03-16 07:57:50
          According to studies, we're the fastest growing by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 08:53:06
            Only because Christians have finally discovered by Naruki2004-03-16 08:55:20
          I believe that it is mostly... by nelzie2004-03-16 08:37:26
            There's quite a few in Britain by TheGM2004-03-16 14:01:23
          Wide-spread? by Naruki2004-03-16 08:07:24
      Actually,... by Catharsis2004-03-16 07:46:07
    I am far from that... by nelzie2004-03-16 06:35:47
      I would disagree with your conclusions... by pk23172004-03-16 06:42:10
Time to renew my domain name. by Zyxian2006-11-19 12:55:59
  my brother's a registrar by spiffikins2004-03-16 09:52:57
  PairNIC by rottweiler2004-03-16 07:21:13
  Off to work. Will use most voted 4 when I get home (n/t) by Zyxian2004-03-16 06:25:57
  I use Dotster via DrakNet by voxwoman2004-03-16 05:48:52
  Godaddy by DarthSane2004-03-16 05:47:01
    seconded, I use GoDaddy, too by flatlander2004-03-16 05:54:04
      a third for GoDaddy! :) by lord_dolphin2004-03-16 06:46:53
        got 1 domain at godaddy by dissociated2004-03-16 09:41:29
Marriage by hadji2004-03-16 05:34:49
New BOFH (n/t) by Control2004-03-16 05:34:40
  he he BOFH gets a taste of his own medicine :) (n/t) by techi8702004-03-16 08:33:39
    Stupid slow network MODS please fix (sorry) (n/t) by techi8702004-03-16 08:34:25
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-03-16 08:56:50
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-03-16 08:57:04
  where? (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-16 05:48:21
    always the same place by Control2004-03-16 05:52:37
      /content/30/index.html (n/t) by ErniePi2004-03-16 05:56:47
      read the FAQ by TheRaven2004-03-16 05:56:31
        got modded on the last one :) (n/t) by Demonhedge2004-03-16 06:01:19
          It had bad words on the last one. by Naruki2004-03-16 08:38:06
        Sometimes it gets modded. by Didactylos2004-03-16 05:59:06
Cluttersquad, ten HUT! Double duty. by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
Anyone here know of LiveJournal's IP policy? by McNutcase2004-03-16 05:10:48
  Check the TOS by kiroh2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Aha... thanks! by McNutcase2004-03-16 05:42:27
      Happy writing! by kiroh2004-03-16 06:05:45
        I'd already written them. by McNutcase2004-03-16 06:08:58
          Tip: make them FO by mortaine2004-03-16 09:40:43
Attn: ClutterSquad by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
<delurk> Matrix Scrennsaver anyone? by Bushido2004-03-16 04:47:36
  Well, there's XMatrix and GLMatrix, by fudje2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I tried a Linux install ... by Bushido2004-03-16 09:14:05
  After a "quick and dirty" search by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Did that on Google too by Bushido2004-03-16 09:05:43
Man, are some people slow. by Khaar2004-03-16 04:43:12
  So how does this fit in? by hadji2004-03-16 05:28:14
    Funny. by Didactylos2004-03-16 06:05:08
      I did check. by hadji2004-03-16 06:40:12
Looking to get a dog prefer Boxer by airborneric2004-03-16 04:42:57
  LOVE boxers, but they have a cancer predisposition by missavril2004-03-17 10:03:20
  Boxers are nice by Egaeus2004-03-16 09:28:38
  I really miss my boxer, Peanut. by schwing12004-03-16 09:25:18
  I'm not sure... by Illiad2004-03-16 07:36:59
  well, you know what my favorite it <grin> by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I loved my Boxer and I highly recommend them by crash_2004-03-16 06:34:47
  My Grandfather had a Boxer named Penny by DarthSane2004-03-16 05:37:00
  I suggest a bouvier by flatlander2004-03-16 05:34:36
    Bouvs are very nice ... by rottweiler2004-03-16 07:36:45
    I miss my Bouvier mix by DarthSane2004-03-16 05:40:26
    Geez, how can something with that much hair not by Patch2004-03-16 05:39:13
      They don't by DarthSane2004-03-16 05:41:30
        I can attest to lab shedding... I have a 90lbs one (n/t) by Patch2004-03-16 05:43:32
          Heard that labs - by airborneric2004-03-16 11:34:04
  Looking to get a dog by luckypup2004-03-16 05:17:57
    Want a REAL dog? by shadowsystems2004-03-16 06:52:36
    Those I met though would make rotten by SaleGamine2004-03-16 05:25:15
      ahhhh the Power of Slobber :P (n/t) by Patch2004-03-16 05:26:43
    Watch out though... by McNutcase2004-03-16 05:19:34
  Well, you might prefer briefs... by MajorG172004-03-16 05:08:27
  I must first ask, what mentality by Patch2004-03-16 04:55:39
    What I want.. by airborneric2004-03-16 04:59:40
      Look at a German Sheppard... by nelzie2004-03-16 05:57:19
      Hmm... by Patch2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Of those three, I'd go for a springer... by McNutcase2004-03-16 05:17:44
          I've heard that before with by Patch2004-03-16 05:23:36
            In American bloodlines, yes. by McNutcase2004-03-16 05:44:09
          Neighbor had a Doberman - by airborneric2004-03-16 05:22:17
  All cons, no pros. by fudje2004-03-16 04:50:30
    What are they? by airborneric2004-03-16 04:56:06
      No, they are not good with kids by Patch2004-03-16 04:57:54
        I haven't seen that by kambrose2004-03-16 08:12:10
        Good to know - thanks (n/t) by airborneric2004-03-16 05:00:05
Death to all pollen bearing lifeforms. by AshyRaine2004-03-16 04:36:15
  Before taking advice by xcheopis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Come to Philly by Lis772004-03-16 07:00:44
  Get some Honey dangit! by nelzie2004-03-16 05:54:39
  Plants should not and cannot die if we are to live by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 05:39:57
  I feel for you by crash_2004-03-16 05:11:18
  I left advice in your LJ. (n/t) by McNutcase2004-03-16 04:59:49
  The Polinator! by RoboticGolem2004-03-16 04:55:08
    I know I cant spell <nt> by RoboticGolem2004-03-16 04:57:34
      No worries by SaleGamine2004-03-16 05:04:27
  *atchy!* by SaleGamine2004-03-16 04:39:13
    I'll third it! (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-16 04:40:11
Wish me luck, all ... by klaranth2004-03-16 04:07:14
  Update : Looks good. by klaranth2004-03-16 07:26:36
    Woooot-wooot. by ErniePi2004-03-16 08:24:58
    *crosses fingers knocks on wood* (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-16 07:47:34
  Good luck (n/t) by talon07202004-03-16 06:29:39
  I'll keep my fingers crossed by diGriz2004-03-16 04:45:04
  *wishes luck* by Electric Storm2004-03-16 04:38:00
  g'luck! (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-03-16 04:28:31
  Wishes luck so you don't have to make the by ErniePi2004-03-16 04:26:10
  *wishes lots of luck* by SaleGamine2004-03-16 04:18:53
  I wish you lots of good luck. by Khaar2004-03-16 04:12:14
  Ouch, thats a long time. by McGowan2004-03-16 04:08:54
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *rofl* mod for nonFYOS language by DragonLady2004-03-16 05:37:06
    Ummm by fore_deck2004-03-16 08:15:50
    hmm.. are we getting contradictory signals here? (n/t) by nix2004-03-16 06:08:55
      Nope. by McNutcase2004-03-16 06:17:22
        Sounds more to me... by diGriz2004-03-16 06:44:31
  10...9...8... by McNutcase2004-03-16 03:42:27
    ooops! by fore_deck2004-03-16 04:11:59
New word definitions. by stujlaird2004-03-16 03:35:18
  Ministry of Defense = Agency of War (n/t) by winsmith2004-03-16 06:53:32
    You can do that with pretty much all of them. by mwq2004-03-16 07:32:05
      some you may have missed by Atrahasis2004-03-16 08:46:04
        s/Officoal/Official/g; *sigh* (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-16 08:46:42
  I like the last one. (n/t) by McGowan2004-03-16 04:32:47
Folding@Home : Team Ufie stats by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Holy Moly ... by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
    linky no go anyplace? by DragonLady2004-03-16 06:07:07
      Something very strange going on here ... by chichiwawa2004-03-16 06:09:02
        I get to the root by afterburner2004-03-16 06:14:02
          Thought that too by chichiwawa2004-03-16 06:16:29
            Yes, I tried by afterburner2004-03-16 06:30:42
  What happen? by ErniePi2004-03-16 04:07:59
  Oi! Where's me? by McNutcase2004-03-16 03:29:30
ONQ for lovers: more Coupling by TheRaven2004-03-16 03:02:16
This is so funny! by Apfel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wheeee! by MajorG172004-03-16 04:19:39
SETI@Ufie by Afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
  what happened to daily?? by niwikki2004-03-16 09:25:30
    Because I forgot to remove the extended period :-) by afterburner2004-03-16 10:06:14
      thank you! :) (n/t) by niwikki2004-03-16 21:35:48
  Go me :0 by fudje2004-03-16 04:53:38
    ! yes you should ! (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-16 07:50:14
They know no limits by skeptic2006-11-19 12:55:59
  um .. is it still the case by DragonLady2004-03-16 05:44:55
    Not that I ever heard of by skeptic2004-03-16 06:56:38
  I don't think it's possible... by McNutcase2004-03-16 02:21:53
    Says a lot when you're trying to make by romandas2004-03-16 02:25:32
      It all depends on what you believe. by McGowan2004-03-16 04:01:15
        Ya know, if all these people by binkley2004-03-16 04:30:54
Oh yeah, talk elvish to me, baby... (n/t) by kill.joy2004-03-16 01:42:05
  *Your mother is a hairy pus hog* by treehugger2004-03-16 02:31:37
    *speaks-to-ents* :p (n/t) by pas512004-03-16 02:42:24
      Oooh, there's a great scam idea! by skeptic2004-03-16 02:44:10
        nobody knows Entish (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-16 02:45:41
          That's not a bug, it's a feature! :-) by Farmer2004-03-16 03:07:34
  *talks elvish to kill.joy* (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-16 01:50:09
fountain pen, ball point pen, fineliner or pencil? by ParityBit2006-11-19 12:55:59
  whatever is handy by friareriner2004-03-16 11:05:21
  Depends on the task by mortaine2004-03-16 09:52:01
  propelling pencil (n/t) by winsmith2004-03-16 07:01:38
  Usually whatever happens to be within reach on my by ChuckAB2004-03-16 06:05:20
  Notepad by nin_man2004-03-16 06:01:26
  SHARPIE!!! (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-03-16 05:23:15
  Bic biro, blue. by wheresthefish2004-03-16 05:06:35
  I use gel pens...guess they qualify as ball point (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-03-16 04:19:24
  Fountain pen. (n/t) by version0.12004-03-16 04:07:07
  Ball Point by fraek2004-03-16 03:55:17
  I currently prefer a fineliner (n/t) by Bellator2004-03-16 03:25:01
  Surprised by mrmath2004-03-16 03:24:30
  Definitely a fountain pen by Pic2004-03-16 03:04:19
  Goose feather. Left wing. by jedidiahstott2004-03-16 02:49:25
  0.3 mechanical pencil with hb polymer lead by mayo2004-03-16 02:41:10
    and preferably Staedtler (n/t) by mayo2004-03-16 02:42:51
      No, Rotring better (n/t) by waveydavey2004-03-16 04:39:05
  Fountain Pen by fore_deck2004-03-16 02:36:10
    my writing is always legible... by McNutcase2004-03-16 02:38:55
      Ah, by fore_deck2004-03-16 04:13:27
      Mine too. by Khaar2004-03-16 03:41:51
        If others have to read it.... by McNutcase2004-03-16 03:45:08
          Attended medical school? ;-P (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-16 03:47:42
            Nope. by McNutcase2004-03-16 03:49:36
              And that's the difference: by pas512004-03-16 05:07:27
                Mine doesn't. by McNutcase2004-03-16 05:12:37
  Currently a fineliner by treehugger2004-03-16 02:32:43
  Fountain pen. by julius.apweiler2004-03-16 02:27:04
  Fountain pen by paulcore2006-11-19 12:55:59
  WWhatever I can find. by retiqlum22004-03-16 02:15:40
  Oh. Uhm, heh... Actually... by Farmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  rollerball. by McNutcase2004-03-16 01:59:05
  After my Noblesse Obligé was stolen in the by ErniePi2004-03-16 01:46:22
  of course fountain pen with pencil back-up (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-16 01:42:46
  Same Parker pen for the last 20 years by klaranth2004-03-16 01:39:28
    I have a Parker I picked up just over by merryj2004-03-16 06:50:52
  Depends what I'm writing by SaleGamine2004-03-16 01:34:48
  pencil by ToLazyToThink2004-03-16 01:31:55
  rollerball or 0.5 mm mechanical pencil by Electric Storm2004-03-16 01:30:28
  Ball point. by Khaar2004-03-16 01:29:54
  i like fountain pen but usually use by stacato2004-03-16 01:29:19
    *feel (n/t) by stacato2004-03-16 01:31:33
  Writing.... manually? What's that? :) by alter3d2004-03-16 01:29:01
  I like fountain pens too, by syren2004-03-16 01:27:57
  0.5mm mechanical pencil by tnglives2004-03-16 01:27:44
    I'm on the pencil bandwagon by mrmath2004-03-16 03:21:03
  rollerball (n/t) by pas512004-03-16 01:27:32
Shoe. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-16 00:52:14
  Leather (n/t) by Tully_marrs2004-03-16 08:43:57
  Sock. (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-16 00:52:48
    puppet (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-03-16 00:54:05
      prime minister (n/t) by pas512004-03-16 01:26:17
        Big grin (n/t) by excessive2004-03-16 01:27:57
          big gin (n/t) by magus4242004-03-16 01:29:00
            whiskey (n/t) by murphy2004-03-16 01:52:29
              Hangover (n/t) by fore_deck2004-03-16 02:41:14
                overhang (n/t) by murphy2004-03-16 02:43:43
                  Terrified Plunge to Doom (n/t) by fore_deck2004-03-16 04:14:21
                    Quake with terror (n/t) by pas512004-03-16 05:09:11
                      terrible at Quake (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-16 05:10:31
                        Stef (n/t) by pas512004-03-16 05:25:40
                          butter (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-03-16 06:45:41
                            slap (n/t) by talon07202004-03-16 06:50:50
                    doomsday (n/t) by murphy2004-03-16 04:30:33
            big boy (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-03-16 01:44:57
              hamburger (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-16 09:13:05
      String (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-03-16 00:54:49
        Strung (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 00:57:18
          hung (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-03-16 00:57:37
            gallows (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 00:59:37
              Noose (n/t) by syren2004-03-16 01:00:14
                tie (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-03-16 01:01:30
                  zip (n/t) by tnglives2004-03-16 01:07:58
                    rar (n/t) by murphy2004-03-16 01:09:24
                      tarball (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-16 01:14:44
                        arj (n/t) by mayo2004-03-16 02:38:20
                        tarbaby (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 01:15:59
                          crybaby (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-03-16 01:19:05
                        bzip (n/t) by magus4242004-03-16 01:15:27
                          rock (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-16 01:17:50
                            crack (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-03-16 01:23:17
                              plumber (n/t) by magus4242004-03-16 01:24:00
                                mario (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-03-16 01:25:50
                                yoshi (n/t) by magus4242004-03-16 01:27:44
                                sonic (n/t) by pas512004-03-16 01:29:12
                                chronic (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-03-16 01:33:10
                                tonic (n/t) by talon07202004-03-16 06:51:13
                          unzip (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-03-16 01:17:37
                            undo (n/t) by magus4242004-03-16 01:19:48
                              eraser (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-16 01:20:36
                                Arnold (n/t) by Mysmask2004-03-16 01:21:32
                                governor (n/t) by magus4242004-03-16 01:22:50
                                Conan (n/t) by stacato2004-03-16 01:29:50
                                barber ;) (n/t) by Mysmask2004-03-16 01:35:42
                                Seville (n/t) by pas512004-03-16 01:36:20
                                puppies. (n/t) by tnglives2004-03-16 01:38:15
                                yuppies (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-03-16 01:47:12
                                groupies (mmmmm) (n/t) by stacato2004-03-16 02:02:25
                                Bugs Bunny (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-16 01:38:12
                                Marvin (n/t) by ParityBit2004-03-16 01:45:52
                                martian (n/t) by Mysmask2004-03-16 01:48:33
                                martial (n/t) by murphy2004-03-16 02:36:00
                                jovial (n/t) by pas512004-03-16 02:40:13
                                merry (n/t) by murphy2004-03-16 02:42:40
                                christmas (n/t) by Mysmask2004-03-16 03:11:20
                                tree (n/t) by Medentic2004-03-16 03:39:49
                                root (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-16 03:45:49
                                god (n/t) by murphy2004-03-16 03:51:01
                                dog (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-16 04:15:53
                                dig (n/t) by murphy2004-03-16 04:33:20
                                hole (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-03-16 04:40:06
                                deep (n/t) by murphy2004-03-16 04:41:38
                                trouble (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-16 04:59:31
                                politician (n/t) by Garath2004-03-16 05:08:59
                                Wormtongue (n/t) by murphy2004-03-16 05:15:34
                                Bait (n/t) by ChuckAB2004-03-16 06:09:05
                                Switch (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-16 09:10:48
                                Copper (n/s) by Khaar2004-03-16 09:34:18
                                tone by airborneric2004-03-16 11:37:47
                                deaf (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-03-16 16:37:07
The UF Weekly photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
Well I have bad insomnia again. Anyway by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  insominia is most annoying thing after migraine (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-16 01:28:22
  insomnia is greatly annoying by dissociated2004-03-16 00:33:42
    Insomnia does bite, I have had problems by lab rat2004-03-16 00:39:01
      Then you should by fiordhraoi2004-03-16 06:32:56
  Must sleep, but is the lily "live or Memorex"? by Adiplomat2004-03-16 00:22:45
    Photographed with my Stepfather's by lab rat2004-03-16 00:26:40
JobCenter Daily reminder post! by Adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2004-03-16 00:14:50
IDGIT. by tnglives2004-03-16 00:11:57
  dict.org by Nosebud2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, I don't think that... by Farmer2004-03-16 00:37:06
  I don't get it at all. (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-16 00:26:41
    1-900 lines by abaron2004-03-16 00:38:37
      I still don't get it by skeptic2004-03-16 00:49:06
        Females work the lines earning much money by treehugger2004-03-16 00:52:07
          there might be a market.. by dissociated2004-03-16 00:55:07
            Uhm... by Farmer2004-03-16 01:02:58
              don't look at me! by dissociated2004-03-16 01:36:18
                I'm german, too ;-)) (n/t) by Farmer2004-03-16 01:43:35
                  Bot obviosly the by astreius2004-03-16 02:49:02
                    Perhaps by murphy2004-03-16 02:55:09
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-03-16 00:10:01
Attn: BlurOfSerenity by astreius2004-03-16 00:07:20
  as an aside... by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 00:15:03
    What you need to do is by wheresthefish2004-03-16 09:17:21
    Second - &Sigma; works fine. Σee? by perpeduumimmobl2004-03-16 00:20:43
      Workaround: by perpeduumimmobl2004-03-16 00:25:14
        ???'? ??y (n/t) by perpeduumimmobl2004-03-16 00:30:00
          Heh, kinda double post... ;-) (n/t) by perpeduumimmobl2004-03-16 00:31:47
          That's the same code submitted in preview window. (n/t) by perpeduumimmobl2004-03-16 00:31:21
        λετ'σ τρy (n/t) by perpeduumimmobl2004-03-16 00:29:51
          λ by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 00:31:04
            Works down there by perpeduumimmobl2004-03-16 00:33:00
          That's with going backwards. (n/t) by perpeduumimmobl2004-03-16 00:30:38
      Doesn't work for me. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 00:24:21
        True. See my workaround. (n/t) by perpeduumimmobl2004-03-16 00:26:40
  yes? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 00:12:54
    I think so. by astreius2004-03-16 00:16:17
      Miiiistake! by astreius2004-03-16 00:17:42
        ?? by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 00:18:35
          take ? for sigma (n/t) by astreius2004-03-16 00:20:26
            Ok, this now really works, I think... by astreius2004-03-16 00:23:53
              Arrrgh, missed the line. by astreius2004-03-16 00:25:18
                S --> B isn't included though. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 00:26:32
                  I think, the problem is by astreius2004-03-16 00:37:21
                    OK, I have to leave. by astreius2004-03-16 00:41:28
  Uh? What's the problem? (n/t) by perpeduumimmobl2004-03-16 00:11:54
    That no matter what you do.. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 00:13:49
      Nope (bit of a long story) by reverseengineer2004-03-16 00:51:44
      Yup. That's correct. (n/t) by perpeduumimmobl2004-03-16 00:15:55
    goto yesterday, by astreius2004-03-16 00:13:16
Regarding writing...a challenge! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm game. by mortaine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'd love to.... by McNutcase2004-03-16 02:23:24
  Nope, but the idea is intriguing. by Adiplomat2004-03-16 00:11:19
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{Slamlander}}} by SaleGamine2004-03-16 04:23:14
    Ok list stands as it is by SaleGamine2004-03-16 06:49:47
    smiley ones? (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-03-16 04:41:49
      Nice biscuits with smiley faces on them by SaleGamine2004-03-16 04:45:07
  *Peeks In* by astreius2004-03-16 02:50:20
    Pardon? by SaleGamine2004-03-16 03:49:24
    *catches, hugs* (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-16 03:03:46
      *Takes out AirGun* by astreius2004-03-16 05:00:39
        Poor Raven by SaleGamine2004-03-16 05:06:02
          don't worry by TheRaven2004-03-16 05:59:09
  Goodmorning by noos2004-03-16 01:07:35
    *Serves BaS* by SaleGamine2004-03-16 01:15:00
      *Drinks BAS* by noos2004-03-16 01:32:02
        Would you like that? by SaleGamine2004-03-16 01:48:12
          Oh yes by noos2004-03-16 01:54:24
            That would be good then by SaleGamine2004-03-16 02:07:59
              It is by noos2004-03-16 02:18:49
                More than a year might be a bit by SaleGamine2004-03-16 02:28:19
  my migrane is killing me softly by TheRaven2004-03-16 00:56:59
    *Offer migraine medicin purloinded from friend* by SaleGamine2004-03-16 01:05:08
      cafeine is good idea with migraine by TheRaven2004-03-16 01:11:17
        That's new. by SaleGamine2004-03-16 01:20:03
          depends on migraine by TheRaven2004-03-16 01:23:25
            AFAIK by merryj2004-03-16 07:32:44
  *grabs cup of chamomile and heads off to bed... by bikke2004-03-16 00:48:18
    {{{bikke}}} by SaleGamine2004-03-16 01:04:13
  Guten Morgen by ParityBit2004-03-16 00:46:12
    I'm fine, and how are you? by SaleGamine2004-03-16 01:03:12
      im fine thanks.... by ParityBit2004-03-16 01:44:55
        Well I know that feeling! by SaleGamine2004-03-16 01:46:52
          i hope it wont be as late as by ParityBit2004-03-16 02:11:17
            *Comforts* by SaleGamine2004-03-16 02:16:43
  Morning by Bellator2004-03-16 00:33:00
    {{{Bellator}}} by SaleGamine2004-03-16 00:59:04
    morning sweetie *snuggles* by Celticess2004-03-16 00:39:28
      Morning dear *snuggles* by Bellator2004-03-16 00:45:25
        :) by Celticess2004-03-16 00:51:04
  Morning dear lady! Yay for you getting to stay ... by Electric Storm2004-03-16 00:29:28
    Not home exactly, but a lot closer by SaleGamine2004-03-16 00:56:36
      Well, that's what I meant...*sips tea* by Electric Storm2004-03-16 01:07:52
        I imagine you keep it fairly clean in anycase. No? by SaleGamine2004-03-16 01:17:46
          ty by Electric Storm2004-03-16 01:26:12
            Well I don't know by SaleGamine2004-03-16 01:45:15
  good morning by dissociated2004-03-16 00:28:09
    *Serves double espresso* by SaleGamine2004-03-16 00:53:59
      ahh, books :) what a wonderful way to induce by dissociated2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Thank you. by SaleGamine2004-03-16 01:11:39
  *Opens door, walks in...* by themadkansan2004-03-16 00:15:17
    Oh dear. by SaleGamine2004-03-16 00:19:00
      *a sparkling cloud appears* by Firemiteswarm2004-03-16 00:23:10
  'Lo! by syren2004-03-16 00:13:24
    {{{Syren}}} by treehugger2004-03-16 00:33:31
      Morning chick! by syren2004-03-16 00:35:16
        Better indeed, by treehugger2004-03-16 00:36:42
          Oh cool. by syren2004-03-16 00:43:15
            The day only by treehugger2004-03-16 00:44:37
              Sounds nice. by syren2004-03-16 00:51:47
    Indeed it is. by SaleGamine2004-03-16 00:16:43
      *Munches and grins* by syren2004-03-16 00:26:31
        Fine, fine by SaleGamine2004-03-16 00:51:34
          Thats always nice - more sleep. by syren2004-03-16 00:59:52
            It does sound like fun by SaleGamine2004-03-16 01:06:26
              Yeah it's a giggle to say the least! by syren2004-03-16 01:10:38
  *hugs quad* by treehugger2004-03-16 00:11:52
    It is, it is. by SaleGamine2004-03-16 00:15:29
      Feeling better by treehugger2004-03-16 00:30:51
        Indeed it is not. by SaleGamine2004-03-16 00:52:16
  *walks in* by astreius2004-03-16 00:10:24
    *Serves BAS* by SaleGamine2004-03-16 00:14:37
      {{{Sale Gamine}}} by astreius2004-03-16 00:19:31
        See you soon I hope. by SaleGamine2004-03-16 00:25:03
          *waves* by astreius2004-03-16 00:26:43
  *yawns* by krikkert2004-03-16 00:08:31
    Wouldn't something to let you sleep by SaleGamine2004-03-16 00:11:11
      No, I'm posting from school by krikkert2004-03-16 00:15:54
        Ah, I see. by SaleGamine2004-03-16 00:24:27
          Naw, just pour it in my pockets. by krikkert2004-03-16 00:26:30
            Ok, up to you. by SaleGamine2004-03-16 00:49:17
*snicker* that took me a few seconds (n/t) by stacato2004-03-16 00:02:22
  Good morning stac by krikkert2004-03-16 00:05:08
    hey krikkert. I am fine. alive and kicking by stacato2004-03-16 00:09:48
      lol! by krikkert2004-03-16 00:18:38
      i see you got oslo1 now eh ??? by stacato2004-03-16 00:11:30
        Thanks by krikkert2004-03-16 00:17:29
          i can't get linked by stacato2004-03-16 00:22:09
            Actually.. by krikkert2004-03-16 00:28:54
              yah, if it wouldn't be for my 24h reconnect by stacato2004-03-16 01:09:15
Well, I made rollover by Llyr2004-03-16 00:02:15
  Sleep tight, Spenc-o (n/t) by krikkert2004-03-16 00:03:02
Good Morning! by wayness2004-03-16 00:01:36
Translations by Nea2004-03-16 00:01:00
  Esperanto by goulo2004-03-16 07:09:53
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-03-16 01:07:06
    Gibt's kein plattdeutsches Wort für Domina? by UnFair2004-03-16 07:13:47
      Nein by diGriz2004-03-16 07:28:47
        Naja, nicht direkt "Domina", aber... by Farmer2004-03-16 07:36:47
      Hehe... by UnFair2004-03-16 07:14:24
  Français/French by SaleGamine2004-03-16 00:50:21
    Pinaillage... by zeiram2004-03-16 13:42:27
  Norsk / Norwegian by krikkert2004-03-16 00:25:29
  German / Deutsch by diGriz2004-03-16 00:11:05
    BTW: Wieso "Antilinguist"? by Farmer2004-03-16 05:35:00
      Loth by diGriz2004-03-16 06:42:42
      Lothlinguist by woozy2004-03-16 05:42:51
        Neeee... by Farmer2004-03-16 05:58:50
    kann mir hier bitte jemand aus dem abwasserkanal by dissociated2004-03-16 00:52:26
      *schlauchbootrüberwerf* by murphy2004-03-16 00:55:14
        Wenn Du Tips zum Aufblasen brauchst, by ErniePi2004-03-16 01:00:35
          LuMa? by diGriz2004-03-16 01:21:25
            mann... ein LuMa ist eine LuftMatr. (n/t) by stacato2004-03-16 01:30:41
          "Wenn du Tips zum 'Blasen' brauchst" by stacato2004-03-16 01:11:16
            Das war schon mein Hintergedanke. by ErniePi2004-03-16 01:48:49
              ach ... ich bin da sehr direkt (n/t) by stacato2004-03-16 02:03:37
                Hab' ich schon gemerkt (c: (n/t) by ErniePi2004-03-16 02:25:07
            *grins* by dissociated2004-03-16 01:31:40
            sorry. konnte mich nicht beherrschen by stacato2004-03-16 01:15:44
    Studenten? by murphy2004-03-16 00:22:40
      Naja... by Farmer2004-03-16 00:44:22
      0800? by diGriz2004-03-16 00:33:41
        RegTP, nicht Telekom by ErniePi2004-03-16 00:58:12
          Vor der RegTP gab es nur die Telekom by diGriz2004-03-16 01:03:59
            also ne nummer aus Bayern ;) (n/t) by stacato2004-03-16 01:17:24
              Jawoll. by ErniePi2004-03-16 01:49:42
                Dafür krieg ich Auslandszulage by astreius2004-03-16 02:43:59
        Oder 0180. by murphy2006-11-19 12:55:59
          0180 = 0800 by diGriz2004-03-16 01:01:22
            0180 != 0800 by murphy2004-03-16 01:04:44
              Ach, nee! by diGriz2004-03-16 01:08:03
                Gerne geschehen. by murphy2004-03-16 01:12:50
                  Einwählen? by diGriz2004-03-16 01:20:15
                  da gibts aber auch fallen ... by stacato2004-03-16 01:18:54
      Klick! by murphy2004-03-16 00:27:53
    ROFLMAO by stacato2004-03-16 00:15:37
      or in babel-english by Egaeus2004-03-16 09:37:35
      Gerade ist mir eine andere Möglichkeit eingefallen by diGriz2004-03-16 00:36:36
        *schüttel Kopf * by ErniePi2004-03-16 00:59:13
NPOTD by astreius2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Don't have a GF by Spisefisken2004-03-16 05:46:25
  Digitally manipulated, yes ;) by romandas2004-03-16 02:34:03
    just gotta make sure people involved by stacato2004-03-16 04:04:14
      Didn't he talk about something completely differen by ErniePi2004-03-16 05:08:07
        Depends on your definition of digit, eh? :) (n/t) by romandas2004-03-16 05:16:16
          Weeeell, it's called digit because you got by ErniePi2004-03-16 05:40:35
            You only have ten digits? by xcheopis2004-03-16 17:36:18
  Nyet by diGriz2004-03-16 01:13:47
  once but he wasn't totally my bf at the time by Celticess2004-03-16 00:44:44
    grammer error s/to those I love/to those I love? (n/t) by Celticess2004-03-16 00:54:28
    s/kow/know (n/t) by Celticess2004-03-16 00:52:01
  Nope. by krikkert2004-03-16 00:02:42
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  "AT:FievelGoesWest": TurningTigerIntoADog by ag_wyvern2004-03-16 09:15:47
  Banana Boat Song scene - BeetleJuice (n/t) by alphapi62004-03-16 08:27:14
  Dogma... the adulterer on the bus by kambrose2004-03-16 07:53:31
  Lenny and Squiggy by SnappingTurtle2004-03-16 07:32:08
  History of the world part 1: by voltigeur2004-03-16 07:07:39
    The book is better :D (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-16 07:58:06
  Grosse Pointe Blank by rottweiler2004-03-16 07:02:41
    Where's my "n"?! by rottweiler2004-03-16 07:03:01
      It's ovner here. (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-16 08:53:50
        thank you! (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-16 09:12:10
  Shrek - The expressions on their faces by BloodyViking2004-03-16 06:36:16
    Welcome to Dulock such a perfect town. We have by techi8702004-03-16 08:32:32
  Return of the Pink Panther by heyref2004-03-16 06:33:43
  Galaxy Quest by voxwoman2004-03-16 05:45:09
    pretty much any scene there ... by rottweiler2004-03-16 06:53:54
  Armageddon right near the begining by techi8702004-03-16 05:42:36
  Machine gun scene from UHF (n/t) by mridenour2004-03-16 05:32:00
  "Shut up! Do you realize that because of you, by wheresthefish2004-03-16 04:50:07
  "You MUST be the WORST pirate I've ever heard of." by babywhizAR2004-03-16 04:33:09
    Yes, but... by JillSwift2004-03-16 06:31:13
      "You've got to find yourself a girl mate." (n/t) by talon07202004-03-16 06:39:00
  "Welcome to the Castle Anthrax..." - Holy Grail (n (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-03-16 04:12:15
    "There's a beacon in the north tower... by MaW2004-03-16 05:11:27
      Allow me? by TheGM2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Yes, that's it by MaW2004-03-16 06:27:20
        /naughty/naught/ by tajomaru2004-03-16 05:28:06
    "The Castle Anthrax?!" by ozjish2004-03-16 05:10:53
  In Indiana Jones by archnerd2004-03-16 04:06:45
    random trivia by gblues2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Also Indiana Jones by TheGM2004-03-16 05:24:12
      "We named the dog Indiana." by talon07202004-03-16 06:40:13
    Ninja?!?(n/t) by Farmer2004-03-16 05:05:07
  I don't know which is funnier... by Electric Storm2004-03-16 01:45:10
  Clue: "To make a long story short" "too late!" by SaleGamine2004-03-16 01:23:07
    "I...am....your singing telegram!" (n/t) by pk23172004-03-16 06:46:49
  Starship Troopers by Alcyone2004-03-16 01:21:02
    "If it moves and it has more than two legs..." by themadkansan2004-03-16 11:31:17
    yeah that was cool (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-16 01:44:48
  any from matrix by TheRaven2004-03-16 01:02:56
  UHF by Farmer2004-03-16 00:52:00
    "SUPPLIES!" by Frogboy2004-03-16 16:47:02
    And... by BrainBug2004-03-16 05:48:37
    AND "Without A Clue", of course! by Farmer2004-03-16 01:42:25
  in Amelie by dissociated2004-03-16 00:40:41
    Amelie by LionsPhil2004-03-16 00:49:31
  Star Wars by hieraco2004-03-16 00:33:29
    er, that scene wasn't in the original release. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 00:39:27
      I havn't seen the documentary by hieraco2004-03-16 09:32:05
        That's not true! by nin_man2004-03-16 09:51:09
          hsa Guiness done anything since SW? (n/t) by hieraco2004-03-16 13:56:58
          Peter Cushing was in "Shock Waves" by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 12:26:14
  "Spaceballs: The Flame Thrower!!!" (n/t) by tuxette2004-03-16 00:29:06
    SpaceBalls: "the twins give good helmet" (n/t) by hieraco2004-03-16 00:35:33
      SpaceBalls: "Megamade has gone from su*k to b*ow!" (n/t) by skeptic2004-03-16 02:40:09
        SpaceBalls: "Comb the desert" by Chronos12004-03-16 06:59:56
          "Man, we ain't found s**t!" (n/t) by nin_man2004-03-16 09:05:52
            Ludicrous speed!!! (n/t) by merryj2004-03-16 13:20:36
  Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo by Kickstart2004-03-16 00:17:27
  Nearly every scene from by astreius2004-03-16 00:12:30
  The scene from Wayne's World with Garth and the by dodrian2004-03-16 00:08:42
    "If you're gonna spew, spew into this..." by Spud312004-03-16 07:20:40
    I love the part when they end up at the gay bar... (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 00:12:14
  "Good Ol' Shoe..." by Adiplomat2004-03-16 00:08:13
    And then there's the "horse in the office" scene by Adiplomat2004-03-16 00:19:14
  On a side note...KS wrote this QOTD 2 weeks ago by j.butterfly2004-03-16 00:05:23
  Dragnet. by Llyr2004-03-16 00:04:47
    Oh oh oh and: Groundhog Day by Llyr2004-03-16 00:07:15
  From 'The Blues Brothers': by themadkansan2004-03-16 00:04:41
    "Uneccesary violence in the apprehention of the by talon07202004-03-16 06:36:29
    Several scenes by diGriz2004-03-16 00:24:27
    We have that poster in the livingroom. (n/t) by imperito2004-03-16 00:13:39
    The "Penguin" scene... by Adiplomat2004-03-16 00:09:11
  All in Young Frankenstein (n/t) by ideur2004-03-16 00:04:07
    Igor saying "Walk this way" by dickh2004-03-16 07:37:54
      <Frankenstein>Igor, help me with the bags. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 08:35:52
    Me too. I never get tired of that movie and it by NOLAWitch2004-03-16 05:33:39
      Frau Blücher! by rottweiler2004-03-16 07:05:51
  The scene in While You Were Sleeping by j.butterfly2004-03-16 00:04:03
    Ooh! Argh! by krikkert2004-03-16 00:07:21
  Always look on the bright side of life... (n/t) by perpeduumimmobl2004-03-16 00:03:25
    In life of Brian, the scene after he "did it" by skeptic2004-03-16 02:38:28
  Police Academy 1 - Horses Bum (n/t) by wayness2004-03-16 00:03:01
  Shanghai Knights by Illiad2004-03-16 00:02:37
    The scene with the hat makes me laugh. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-16 00:03:34
  The "Stone Henge" scene from This Is Spinal Tap. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-16 00:02:35
  Any from the Holy Grail by krikkert2004-03-16 00:00:37
    Castle aaaaaaaaagh... by rorajoey2004-03-16 11:02:42
    mrrreeow! THUD (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-16 06:50:24
    some call me.....Tim? by tajomaru2004-03-16 05:29:58
    Not to mention Chaplin's The Great Dictator! (n/t) by krikkert2004-03-16 00:09:24
    I second that... by zeiram2004-03-16 00:07:39
      I third it (n/t) by freon2004-03-16 17:50:08
      "One day, my son, all of this shall be yours!" by tigermouse2004-03-16 06:53:21
      I told them "we already got one". by treehugger2004-03-16 00:42:24
      Your mother was a 'ampster, and your father smelt by dodrian2004-03-16 00:28:25
        "Fetchez la vache !" (n/t) by zeiram2004-03-16 00:41:10
        "Maybe if we built a large wooden badger..." (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-16 00:31:47
        God, I have to see that film again.. (n/t) by krikkert2004-03-16 00:29:57
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-03-16 00:00:02
  tenin by TheRaven2004-03-16 01:25:38
    that's not the answer i was looking for by psychoi3oy2004-03-16 11:54:35
    His mother? (n/t) by voxwoman2004-03-16 05:52:14
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

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