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Cartoon for Mar 12, 2004
Strip for Mar 12, 2004
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Almost forgot to mention about the cartoon by Dazed2004-03-12 23:48:31
starscape by Nightwind2004-03-12 23:13:55
  I bought it, nifty game. If you like by lab rat2004-03-12 23:33:36
argh. earworm. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-12 22:40:32
ATTN: AshyRaine by niwikki2004-03-12 22:34:47
Amusing picture of my dad age 13 in Milan. by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
007 Everything or Nothing. by Ubergeek22004-03-12 21:59:59
ATTN: Egaeus -- please check email (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-03-12 21:57:25
and the sun run is errr running by Kilt2004-03-12 21:40:58
  not sure if I'll be going by Celticess2004-03-12 21:58:05
    ham it up by Kilt2004-03-13 09:26:23
Come to Florida. See UFies. by tnglives2004-03-12 21:40:23
  huh by imperito2004-03-12 23:40:44
Okay, so she's a bueatiful redhead. by retiqlum22004-03-12 21:23:08
  It's up to YOU, really by scissors2004-03-15 01:59:12
  there are allergy shots and other meds by Celticess2004-03-12 22:01:15
    also you can take an... by gryphin2004-03-12 22:09:50
  So far I have Claritin: by retiqlum22004-03-12 21:49:15
    Shots by DesertRat662004-03-12 21:51:53
      How long do they last?(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 21:53:39
        not darn long enough by fireballmatt2004-03-12 21:54:51
  Whatever you do, don't tell her that's your by Adiplomat2004-03-12 21:36:39
  If the dogs arent yours by fireballmatt2004-03-12 21:27:26
    Very well said by gryphin2004-03-12 21:36:28
      Ouch! Cut to the quick don't you? by retiqlum22004-03-12 21:40:22
        I use meds by gryphin2004-03-12 21:42:38
          read my other post...there is a way to have both ( (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-03-12 21:43:55
  Kill the dogs. by Sim2004-03-12 21:24:28
    I was hoping more... by retiqlum22004-03-12 21:36:32
      well...there is a dog that does not produce dander by fireballmatt2004-03-12 21:41:53
        google by gryphin2006-11-19 12:55:59
          dander even (n/t) by gryphin2004-03-12 21:46:11
            AH! found it! by fireballmatt2004-03-12 21:48:59
        Screw that! by retiqlum22004-03-12 21:45:50
          awwww and they were so cute! by fireballmatt2004-03-12 21:50:55
      YOu don't like cats, but you like redheads? by Sim2004-03-12 21:41:46
      kill all kats by gryphin2004-03-12 21:38:15
        The problem here isn't cats... by retiqlum22004-03-12 21:43:21
          It just chooses not to? (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-12 21:44:32
            Actually, no. by retiqlum22004-03-12 22:08:14
no such thing as taboo? by Nightwind2004-03-12 21:12:06
  ttgtb by Nightwind2004-03-12 23:11:59
  not as painful as i thought by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:47:29
    You're assuming though that we care what you by subbywan2004-03-12 22:50:44
      not caring is freedom by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:59:33
        Let them. We need targets to beat on *grin* by subbywan2004-03-12 23:05:41
          thank you. by Nightwind2004-03-12 23:08:08
  Topic Drift by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:47:25
  hmm? by Celticess2004-03-12 22:05:04
    ts *nods* by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:44:40
      I thought animal totem by Celticess2004-03-12 23:32:35
        exactally by Nightwind2004-03-13 11:44:45
  I used to have a crush on Gadget by nawft2004-03-12 21:41:14
    whatever you do by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:38:38
    umm err for me it was spock from star trek by Celticess2004-03-12 22:06:46
      Crusade by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:39:58
        Yes I really liked that show by Celticess2004-03-12 23:03:40
    dude she was a hot geek chick. by Ubergeek22004-03-12 21:48:14
  Welcome out!! {{{{{Nightwind}}}}} by gaygeek2004-03-12 21:41:10
    i stick with by Nightwind2004-03-12 21:43:15
      ok so is that then by Celticess2004-03-12 22:09:47
        plushiphile by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:36:07
          out of curiosity by Celticess2004-03-12 22:45:29
            Dom by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:49:08
              ahhh by Celticess2004-03-12 22:55:31
                i've found by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:57:31
      ~~~Still confused~~~ by gaygeek2004-03-12 21:48:04
        everything I "know" about furries, by niwikki2004-03-12 21:52:41
          sadly by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:33:45
        "furry" by subbywan2004-03-12 21:49:24
          This definition is usually called by subbywan2004-03-12 22:16:46
            zoo vs fur by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:32:24
              hehe :) by Celticess2004-03-12 22:48:18
                I am sure by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:55:42
          hmm I thought that was referred to by Celticess2004-03-12 22:11:18
            I have that somewhere.... by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:28:51
              So are furry's the ones that by Celticess2004-03-12 22:47:21
                cat by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:52:19
                  :) by Celticess2004-03-12 23:01:01
                    lizard man by Nightwind2004-03-12 23:06:12
          wrong by Nightwind2004-03-12 21:59:20
            not at all by subbywan2004-03-12 22:01:16
              i mean by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:21:17
                s/fur/furry by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:21:51
              heh.. I can see this getting as bad as... by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-12 22:03:22
                *grins* by subbywan2004-03-12 22:04:48
                  i can agree with that... by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:26:39
                    Okay so you had a thing for... by gryphin2004-03-12 22:52:10
                      funny.... by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:54:12
                        was heavey into college... by gryphin2004-03-12 23:02:03
            Damage control? Good thinking. (n/t) by gaygeek2004-03-12 22:00:18
          I dunno about that. That definition could be confu by nawft2004-03-12 21:54:45
            that is better, thanks. by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:04:33
            Haven't heard that one. by subbywan2004-03-12 21:58:36
              I have always been told by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:09:35
              the stuff I'd seen by nawft2004-03-12 22:09:03
                nawft is right by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:15:43
                It's not wrong. by subbywan2004-03-12 22:12:53
                  due to certain websites by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:17:18
                    Good lord ... i'm talking about before the WWW by subbywan2004-03-12 22:19:15
                      homestead by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:23:03
                        Dunno. I never checked out the sources on it by subbywan2004-03-12 22:25:29
                          as long as by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:30:04
                            Ah! Back in the good old days! by subbywan2004-03-12 22:34:01
                              why do the scotts wear kilts? (n/t) by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:36:45
                                noisy zips! (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 22:38:14
          Ah. by gaygeek2004-03-12 21:51:02
            it doesn't by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:03:23
              Then, what does it mean? by gaygeek2004-03-12 22:07:41
                furry by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:14:21
                  *light goes on* by gaygeek2004-03-12 22:16:00
                    it's ok by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:18:12
                      Well, if you happen to track them down, by gaygeek2004-03-12 22:30:02
                        drop me a line by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:31:20
                          writing email now (n/t) by gaygeek2004-03-12 22:36:19
          Oh and by subbywan2004-03-12 21:50:25
            closer by Nightwind2004-03-12 22:00:56
            That is the most common definition I saw. (n/t) by gaygeek2004-03-12 21:51:48
              It can really go either way by subbywan2004-03-12 21:52:57
            s/their/they're (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 21:50:41
  As long as you don't... by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-12 21:36:34
    no webpage by Nightwind2004-03-12 21:52:14
  And what's wrong with that? by Sim2004-03-12 21:25:22
    oddly, by Nightwind2004-03-12 21:41:09
  so? by fireballmatt2004-03-12 21:25:19
    I'm furry too! you should see my back! by Ubergeek22004-03-12 21:32:24
      you know... by Nightwind2004-03-12 21:36:47
night all by scragman2004-03-12 21:04:51
  I'll retire for the night too. by bassplayer2004-03-12 21:13:03
Latecomers, coming in late. by Adiplomat2004-03-12 21:03:04
  Do I look stupid to you? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-12 21:11:13
    I'll not answer that. It probably was your by Adiplomat2004-03-12 21:17:47
  Did you ever see a whale with a polkadot tail? by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-12 21:11:11
So my grandma (okay uncle) by Egaeus2004-03-12 21:01:04
  A good demonstration by Pic2004-03-12 21:07:17
Remember, Sunday is Pi Day! :-D (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-12 20:47:56
  Pi are not square! by themadkansan2004-03-12 21:12:44
  See. I'm not a square. by tnglives2004-03-12 21:09:22
    It's Einstein's birthday too. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-12 21:15:09
  3.14159265358979323846... by bassplayer2004-03-12 21:02:12
    14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-12 21:08:22
      59230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651 (n/t) by oot2004-03-12 21:29:14
      Pi! by Sim2004-03-12 21:20:36
        And now: the exact value of pi! by Pic2004-03-12 21:24:14
          Π IS EXACTLY 3! by silvermoon822004-03-12 21:25:56
            Dang straight! by Pic2004-03-12 21:27:18
      *wowed* (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-12 21:09:16
        I have a printout of the first ~60,000 digits by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-12 21:13:39
          Bah. I have over 10 million digits of it. by Sim2004-03-12 21:22:24
            you actually printed that many digits? by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-12 21:34:09
              Not really. by Sim2004-03-12 21:38:31
          Where did you get that? by Pic2004-03-12 21:20:13
            You should be able to code it, I'd think... (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-12 21:22:54
              That is true by Pic2004-03-12 21:25:49
                just google it. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-12 21:33:26
                  Linky to a sufficently large value of Pi. by Sim2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Take this page: by Pic2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      that's way more than 4325 digits! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-12 22:16:04
                        So far by Pic2004-03-12 22:20:44
          Banana cream, cherry, apple, key lime, by Adiplomat2004-03-12 21:19:40
            strawberry-rhubarb. by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-12 21:35:25
              Take out the strawberries. by Sim2004-03-12 21:39:09
To quote Dennis Miller..... by radiowave9112004-03-12 20:23:11
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moderated: Link violates authors wishes by nawft2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So there's still hope for me by Egaeus2004-03-12 20:52:16
  link doesn't work, and besides by nawft2006-11-19 12:55:59
    oddly, when I clicked on KS's link by niwikki2004-03-12 21:48:18
    You can go directly to the graphic. by bassplayer2004-03-12 20:59:23
      Nawft's concern appears to be politeness. by Adiplomat2004-03-12 21:07:37
Stress Indicator by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Just to give credit where it's due... by Viaken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh, Lord - Where do I start... by themadkansan2004-03-12 21:15:09
    ...list? (n/t) by silvermoon822004-03-12 21:22:59
  I find one difference by Pic2004-03-12 20:01:46
    You must be having a cow, you are so stressed! (n/t) by toxin2004-03-12 20:05:10
  What happens if they both look like aardvarks? (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 20:00:41
    If that's what you seen then you are clearly nuts. by radiowave9112004-03-12 20:04:29
  I must be stress free! by radiowave9112004-03-12 19:52:23
*cough* Cluttersquad! *cough* by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
Could someone point me to the first ringing post? by bassplayer2004-03-12 19:18:52
  I think Llyr posted something a few days ago by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thank you radiowave911! (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-12 19:45:24
Okay, this is BIZARRE. by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yes, yes it is by phezult2004-03-12 19:37:45
WTF??? Season Finale for StarGate?? by subbywan2004-03-12 19:00:38
  I've noticed a VERY annoying trend in TV lately... by radiowave9112004-03-12 19:05:44
    I've noticed re runs start near immediately by Celticess2004-03-12 19:45:12
      That's exactly what I am talking about. by radiowave9112004-03-12 19:50:20
        I predict if they keep up the reruns & odd seasons by Celticess2004-03-12 20:41:07
          just messaged you on soap box. :D (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 20:42:46
            Just saw and replied... by Celticess2004-03-12 21:01:36
A New TLP in my diary. by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: Sale Gamine by zorak2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yes I did. by SaleGamine2004-03-12 18:55:38
Snack Time! by radiowave9112004-03-12 18:46:19
  Funny you should post this... by phezult2004-03-12 18:51:20
    Ooh....sounds just about as good by radiowave9112004-03-12 18:56:01
      Addendum by phezult2004-03-12 18:59:23
        Extra sharp sounds good by radiowave9112004-03-12 19:01:31
          Also by phezult2004-03-12 19:04:03
            I'll have to look the next time I am near a decent by radiowave9112004-03-12 19:08:57
              Hmmm by phezult2004-03-12 19:14:55
                You can always set yourself up with by radiowave9112004-03-12 19:22:24
                  Not TOO far by phezult2004-03-12 19:32:23
    Three years! by bassplayer2004-03-12 18:54:13
      Should make for an interesting 21st b-day bar by radiowave9112004-03-12 18:59:09
  I want some spumoni. by bassplayer2004-03-12 18:49:38
Once again, I am insulted by these ignorant people by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
Darn it, missed it again! by bassplayer2004-03-12 18:13:58
  what's so special about 11 March? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-12 18:14:55
    Dad's birthday by ag_wyvern2004-03-12 23:34:30
    It's the day where by bassplayer2004-03-12 18:16:56
      Can't you do that on the 3rd of November? (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-03-12 18:38:51
        If I was going by European dates, yes. by bassplayer2004-03-12 18:46:30
          I know that. Still aren't you just looking by SaleGamine2004-03-12 18:58:20
TOTBPWTNOHNTLPINHDSBT by bassplayer2004-03-12 18:10:17
  the WYFCAFOP thread by cgmeister2004-03-12 18:27:58
  How 'bout "TOTBPWTNOHNTLPINHDSBT"? (n/t) by oot2004-03-12 18:17:11
    Clever. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-12 18:23:31
  You shall call it... MiniTLP. (n/t) by silvermoon822004-03-12 18:11:47
    With what in the content? by bassplayer2004-03-12 18:14:38
      Hey, you just said give you a name. by silvermoon822004-03-12 18:17:01
W:ET comradery, you got to love it. by j.butterfly2004-03-12 18:08:25
  I keep by Nightwind2004-03-12 21:21:31
  It's a great stress reliever. by themadkansan2004-03-12 21:10:52
  Amen by oot2004-03-12 18:16:30
    Works for me. by silvermoon822004-03-12 18:20:19
  I love the smell of testosterone in the morning... by dire_lobo2004-03-12 18:13:29
Is anyone else having trouble with AIM? by oot2004-03-12 17:50:11
  I'm guessing so it got asked on another msg board (n/t) by Celticess2004-03-12 20:41:35
  Part of the by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:23:33
    growl .. by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
      AOL and Hotmail are linked? How disturbing. (n/t) by oot2004-03-12 18:20:31
  no trouble here by cgmeister2004-03-12 18:06:09
    Did you get the message I tried to send? by oot2004-03-12 18:11:03
      I got the message by cgmeister2004-03-12 18:21:20
        Duuude... by oot2004-03-12 18:52:56
Psst DesertRat66 It only took me two years but by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  Very nice by DesertRat662004-03-12 21:27:57
    I'm also trying to decide if I want a Norinco copy by techi8702004-03-12 21:32:59
      Only if... by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nice tiling. But to use a squirtgun for comparing? (n/t) by UnFair2004-03-12 18:36:56
  lookin' good - but on the FLOOR?!?! by dire_lobo2004-03-12 17:56:55
    That would mean going out to get velvet (n/t) by TechisSO2004-03-12 18:51:29
      Must remember to log in as myself when using SO's by techi8702004-03-12 20:00:17
News from the 'office' and a question. by kahuana2004-03-12 17:42:04
  Feeling stifled? by oot2004-03-12 17:54:08
    tru dat... bored or whatever, isn't a good sign by dire_lobo2004-03-12 18:00:36
  'cause we stoopit... and think grass greener by dire_lobo2004-03-12 17:52:38
Not silly enough. by retiqlum22004-03-12 17:35:15
  Be weird here! Be weird here! by oot2004-03-12 17:40:22
    oot oot oot! by cgmeister2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yes! by oot2004-03-12 17:58:49
      OH! by cgmeister2004-03-12 17:45:02
    be wierd again soon. by retiqlum22004-03-12 17:42:05
      What will drink you? by oot2004-03-12 18:09:27
In the stupid names for kids department... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  How about this guy, right... by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
  I've mentioned this before but... by retiqlum22004-03-12 17:38:33
    er.. by darkewytche2004-03-12 17:55:10
  still think "Placenta" is the worst I ever heard.. (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-03-12 17:31:24
    I heard a woman once called her daughter Urethra ( (n/t) by kiroh2004-03-12 18:58:48
  Interesting. by bassplayer2004-03-12 17:27:51
Taps mic hello is this thing on? (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 17:04:13
  Oh so sorry by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 17:08:08
    WAH! it's not the noise per se, it's the by dire_lobo2004-03-12 17:30:31
    What?!?!? by JillSwift2004-03-12 17:10:18
      Walls ? Oh yes right by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 17:13:34
  nope, I can't hear you in the back (n/t) by friareriner2004-03-12 17:05:36
  What? by JillSwift2004-03-12 17:05:35
    bah, foiled by a quicker wit (n/t) by friareriner2004-03-12 17:06:19
      Or just a faster typist. ;) (n/t) by JillSwift2004-03-12 17:07:21
        Correction: a "Swifter" typist ;-) (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-03-12 17:32:33
        oi, inferrior on 2 counts by friareriner2004-03-12 17:08:04
          Nein! by JillSwift2004-03-12 17:09:15
^w^ by Kickstart2004-03-12 16:36:06
  Silly rabbit! Kicks are for Starts! (n/t) by toxin2004-03-12 20:08:21
  KITTY! by raptor_872004-03-12 19:05:07
  Hmm... by oot2004-03-12 16:37:44
    I think it's KS's version of Anna Nicole (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 16:39:18
      if so, it needs larger font for the parenthesis by dire_lobo2004-03-12 17:39:15
Stolen from Fark by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  careful, when some of us see by dire_lobo2004-03-12 18:10:22
  Were they handing out soda and donughts too? by subbywan2004-03-12 16:32:23
    I'm there! by bassplayer2004-03-12 17:29:08
      Careful... by oot2004-03-12 17:43:02
      Mmmm piiiiiiiii.... by YakkoWarner2004-03-12 17:29:52
*Continuation* from yesterday by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  1 thing that happened to me by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 16:42:27
  home or Professional (n/t) by demonhedge2004-03-12 16:10:21
  Security by Rattler2004-03-12 15:59:38
  XP as DC by tms17912006-11-19 12:55:59
W:ET by Kickstart2004-03-12 15:32:59
  I'll be on in a few hours... by alter3d2004-03-12 17:18:21
  Gaaah.. just 4 more hours... (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-12 16:26:01
  Give me an hour or so. by techi8702004-03-12 15:40:20
  Punkbuster is on? by LionsPhil2004-03-12 15:37:15
    awww come on you'll laugh you'll cry by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 16:04:00
Is Hotmail getting attacked? by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 15:27:09
  News item ... by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I haven't been able to pick up my mail by niwikki2004-03-12 15:32:32
    MSN MESS odd too (n/t) by gryphin2004-03-12 16:30:46
      Yep, pretty much. by YakkoWarner2004-03-12 17:33:32
    It's a Microsoft product. by tms17912004-03-12 15:47:12
silliness from Lee... by dire_lobo2004-03-12 15:01:56
  Check my reply to your request below (n/t) by demonhedge2004-03-12 15:15:32
    oooh oooh ooh! thank you! by dire_lobo2004-03-12 15:44:56
      email addy in dairy is best way to get a hold by demonhedge2004-03-12 16:12:32
        congrats on the new niece! by dire_lobo2004-03-12 16:45:17
          DVD Drive is by demonhedge2004-03-12 16:54:58
            I don't know how many times I've said it, by dire_lobo2004-03-12 16:57:30
              no problem, happy to help (n/t) by demonhedge2004-03-12 17:26:19
    ok! (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-03-12 15:37:30
My Favorite 'Net Things... by edokter2006-11-19 12:55:59
  They didn't put Google ANYWHERE in that! by MajorG172004-03-12 21:00:14
  their bandwidth is taking a trampling tonight (n/t by dodrian2004-03-12 14:57:43
SPRING BREAK!!!! (now what?) by llamatron2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Install Gentoo. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 15:07:06
  GET NEW SPRING!!!! (n/t) by kelli2172004-03-12 14:36:27
    MAKE SURE IT'S HOOKEAN!! by pas512004-03-12 14:44:58
      I seem to be having difficulty by LionsPhil2004-03-12 15:13:22
  Don't go into linux. by retiqlum22004-03-12 14:36:16
    ...You'll end up dead by nix2004-03-12 15:35:25
  The rest of the term for SPRING FIX! (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 14:33:29
    Sounds like a pharmaceutical issue to me... (heh) (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-12 15:20:57
Hey, UFies, a couple of tech issues. by Adiplomat2004-03-12 14:30:50
  Not sure, but... by Naruki2004-03-12 14:43:13
    Yeah, this one's in the path, though, and by Adiplomat2004-03-12 15:18:15
      how long are the paths? by ToLazyToThink2004-03-12 16:46:15
      Odd. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 16:35:38
      the upper ASCII folder by IronPIP2004-03-12 16:05:53
First picture of Earth from another planet by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Are they fans of Hitchikers Guide? by delcted2004-03-12 23:57:27
  A microscopic dot on a microscopic dot? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-12 17:38:16
  Oh no! by LionsPhil2004-03-12 15:15:05
    *sniggers* by subbywan2004-03-12 15:19:15
Ahem.... A Poem.... by Me. by toxin2004-03-12 14:25:28
  I've never even seen the northern lights. by retiqlum22004-03-12 14:38:06
  I hope your taking more pretty pics of up there by Celticess2004-03-12 14:33:45
    Tonight. Sky is clear. Butt must be in gear. by toxin2004-03-12 15:06:15
      M*A*S*H by dire_lobo2004-03-12 17:44:14
        Sorry, no. by toxin2004-03-12 19:55:12
      hmmm by Celticess2004-03-12 16:27:40
Canadian Ufie More mis spending by government by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  *shakes head* by j.butterfly2004-03-12 18:02:48
OK Folks I mean it! by retiqlum22004-03-12 13:42:54
  Anybody want a peanut? by tigermouse2004-03-12 15:46:10
    Stop rhyming!!! (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-12 15:55:12
  Yes. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 15:05:31
  BBC4 will now explode. by dodrian2004-03-12 14:48:54
    A penguin! (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-03-12 14:59:36
      well I know its a penguin by dodrian2004-03-12 15:02:12
        Number three, the Larch. by BloodyViking2004-03-12 15:05:11
          You black-balling b*****s! by hyzenthlay2004-03-12 15:11:31
        Olympic penguin bashing. (n/t) by pas512004-03-12 15:04:33
          Gory version? (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-03-12 15:10:19
    BBC3? (n/t) by pas512004-03-12 14:50:30
      That concludes by dodrian2004-03-12 14:55:53
  what kind of fun are you looking for? by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 14:30:19
    That's odd that you mentioned a dog. by retiqlum22004-03-12 14:39:13
    He used to be a collie before he got ran over (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 14:33:10
      and his originial owner by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 14:37:57
        rumour hell by subbywan2004-03-12 14:39:25
          awww but he's so cute and fluffy! (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 14:41:17
            Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 14:43:50
              I still have yet to translate that by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 14:46:21
                Ah, Pooama Chicky! (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 14:48:45
      That's the other one. by pas512004-03-12 14:37:53
     by kelli2172004-03-12 14:27:21
  whoopsy there goes the cheesecake by dodrian2004-03-12 14:26:10
    Don't forget the dried frog pills, Bursar. (n/t) by pas512004-03-12 14:29:30
      *searches around* by dodrian2004-03-12 14:37:56
        Millenium hand and shrimp!(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 14:39:58
          Duck? What duck? by pas512004-03-12 14:48:17
            *Bark Bark firkin Bark* by retiqlum22004-03-12 14:59:13
              dijabringabeeralong by dodrian2004-03-12 15:07:45
  LUNCH! by LurkerMo2004-03-12 14:25:26
  *delivers large box of silliness* (n/t) by silvermoon822004-03-12 14:19:29
  ALL YOUR BASE ARE--- by winsmith2004-03-12 14:09:01
    AYBAC* by silvermoon822004-03-12 14:24:31
    nostra sunt omne castra tua. (n/t) by pas512004-03-12 14:15:21
      s/tua/vestra/ (n/t) by pas512004-03-12 14:35:56
      Klatu barada nicmumblemumble! (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-03-12 14:30:20
      You wanna castrate WHO?? (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 14:16:34
        castrands. by pas512004-03-12 14:27:55
          gerundives have always been one of my favorite by dire_lobo2004-03-12 15:04:51
  What, Anna Nicole paintings weren't enough? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-12 14:04:28
    That was just nightmarish! (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 14:05:42
      Evil Choice Of The Day (ECOTD) by Adiplomat2004-03-12 14:10:17
        Films by Spud312004-03-12 14:19:37
        Attend art exhibit. by MajorG172004-03-12 14:15:06
          She's probably into that... :+) by Adiplomat2004-03-12 14:18:57
  Ar! It do be time for a clutterin', sez I! by pas512004-03-12 13:55:10
  *Cruises up in hovercraft full of eels* by BloodyViking2004-03-12 13:47:33
    It's the rhumba, can't you tell?(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 13:49:47
      You forgot the RIP SNORT. by BloodyViking2004-03-12 13:52:34
      Sorry, I counted the steps wrong. by retiqlum22004-03-12 13:52:03
        I'm sorry Mr retiglum2, but the correct answer was by BloodyViking2004-03-12 13:55:44
          I prefer salmon for cutting down trees. by retiqlum22004-03-12 14:16:17
            Heresy! Invoke the Spanish Inquisition! (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-03-12 14:24:34
              I revoke your provoked invocation! (n/t) by pas512004-03-12 14:30:37
                Is that a Joke? I soak you with a coke. by BloodyViking2004-03-12 14:45:19
                  Suessian epic verse: such joy. (n/t) by pas512004-03-12 15:00:12
  Sorry! by retiqlum22004-03-12 13:43:58
  RUMBA RUMBA RIP SNORT! by subbywan2004-03-12 13:43:44
    That's what I'm talking about! Yay!(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 13:45:29
Dead Milkmen Sad News by Chuk2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Actually that is why KS posted it. by j.butterfly2004-03-12 13:35:43
    Thanks, couldn't find it by Chuk2004-03-12 13:38:03
How to make your heart jump a little. by techi8702004-03-12 13:18:27
  I had a similar experience by niwikki2004-03-12 13:58:04
    Mmm. They don't do that here. by skeptic2004-03-12 14:02:58
      I've only had one card do that by niwikki2004-03-12 14:11:19
        I once had MasterCard call me about a gas purchase by techi8702004-03-12 14:13:21
          My MasterCard was *supposed* to do that. by silvermoon822004-03-12 14:26:56
  My favorite "heart lurch" story... by dire_lobo2004-03-12 13:49:18
    LOL (n/t) by techi8702004-03-12 13:51:58
  You call that a heart lurch? by skeptic2004-03-12 13:33:33
    yours was worse. (n/t) by techi8702004-03-12 13:35:00
  I've done one worse. by abaron2004-03-12 13:23:38
    Even better by techi8702004-03-12 13:33:33
  BWUHAHAHA! by TechisSO2004-03-12 13:20:18
    I'm such a twit by TechisSO2004-03-12 13:25:41
      less than $15 then? (n/t) by techi8702004-03-12 13:34:12
        LOL! by TechisSO2004-03-12 13:35:53
    What did you order? (n/t) by techi8702004-03-12 13:25:02
      He asked nervously ... (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 13:27:29
    Were you trying to make a heart jump? :+) by Adiplomat2004-03-12 13:22:37
Believe it or not... by Kickstart2004-03-12 13:10:53
  Isn't that against the point? by Chuk2004-03-12 13:20:39
    There's a point? by SnappingTurtle2004-03-12 13:28:23
      Of course! It's right after the slash!(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 13:29:24
        They post slash on that site? (n/t) by JillSwift2004-03-12 13:34:16
          Ew! by Naruki2004-03-12 14:12:54
            Damn. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 15:03:40
              According to Urban Dictionary by oot2004-03-12 15:59:19
            Know what it is? by JillSwift2004-03-12 14:39:45
              He he he. by Naruki2004-03-12 14:44:34
  Right here: by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ;) (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-12 13:27:20
LJ plug by AshyRaine2004-03-12 12:57:26
  I'd like to add my own lj plug... by niwikki2004-03-12 14:29:39
  Did you do another quiz again? by Celticess2004-03-12 13:04:03
    Yeah, I'm to blame for the compatibility meme by AshyRaine2004-03-12 13:16:52
    I read wwdn daily by niwikki2004-03-12 13:08:39
      he might of changed the system since you saw it by Celticess2004-03-12 13:26:07
        last I tried it was mid june last year by niwikki2004-03-12 13:40:01
          yea by Celticess2004-03-12 13:50:02
Waaa - Hooo! We're in the MWC championship game! by dire_lobo2004-03-12 12:53:09
  Thank goodness we have one decent team! by hyzenthlay2004-03-12 13:07:07
    yeah, the men's team has been stinking it up... by dire_lobo2004-03-12 13:35:26
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
  none tonight by Nightwind2004-03-12 21:17:26
  OK I downloaded the files... by retiqlum22004-03-12 14:25:04
    I created the directory, but when... by retiqlum22004-03-12 14:43:21
      You have to download the ETPro mod separately. by MajorG172004-03-12 16:03:37
  Ooh.. tonight's a friday.. lotsa play by abstrackt2004-03-12 13:37:37
    Hey if Myron M and TheAnomaly are on we could by techi8702004-03-12 13:59:43
      Oooh.. that'd be cool. by abstrackt2004-03-12 16:26:54
  I can play all I want tonight SO and little one by techi8702004-03-12 13:15:50
    Yay you! by TechisSO2004-03-12 13:32:12
      If I turn the computer up enough I won't hear the by techi8702004-03-12 13:36:27
        What if there was an emergency? by TechisSO2004-03-12 13:37:26
          Ohhh that would mean you actually had your cell by techi8702004-03-12 13:49:17
            I do! by TechisSO2004-03-12 13:51:27
          Get CAA =p (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-12 13:39:02
            Where's the fun in that? :P (n/t) by TechisSO2004-03-12 13:40:01
              Touché by abstrackt2004-03-12 13:41:51
    Remember the 3 P's of bleeding control! by toxin2004-03-12 13:19:40
      I'm going to remember that for tomorrow (n/t) by techi8702004-03-12 13:35:52
  um...no speako that stuffo by scragman2004-03-12 13:06:22
    Well... by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
      kewl... by scragman2004-03-12 15:29:59
  Uhh, what's with the latin? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-03-12 12:57:08
    It's the Lorem Ipsum by Llyr2004-03-12 13:05:15
      translate it!! by psychoi3oy2004-03-12 13:06:21
        It's very nearly untranslatable. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-14 19:04:52
    Teh w00t! Someone actually looks at the TLP! ^^ by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ah, Ok. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-03-12 13:05:36
      i thought it looked familiar by psychoi3oy2004-03-12 13:04:51
Those of you who listen to NPR... by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sounds like the perfect accompanyment for by BloodyViking2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That was absolutely hilarious by tigermouse2004-03-12 13:09:32
  that's just kinda uhm... freaky. by dire_lobo2004-03-12 12:59:46
  *preemptively barfs* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 12:43:06
    Don't barf -- I don't think he actually wrote them by Chuk2004-03-12 13:07:49
Whoever it was that said US didn't care about by JPaganel2004-03-12 12:26:03
  God bless the victim's families... (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 13:04:21
    victims', even. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 13:04:28
  It does? by xcheopis2004-03-12 12:48:41
    Hey, I didn't say we should believe every word by JPaganel2004-03-12 13:17:24
    Playing devils advocate for a sec.. by abstrackt2004-03-12 12:50:38
  One of my colleagues is half-Spanish by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 12:31:45
    The event was a terrible tragedy... by nelzie2004-03-12 12:55:18
      "World" trade center? by nix2004-03-12 13:23:50
    Well, in theory it sounds nice.. by abstrackt2004-03-12 12:35:12
      I know. One of her dearest friends who works here by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 12:40:47
        Eek.. that's not cool. by abstrackt2004-03-12 12:44:56
          Of course. But imagine if your "best friend", by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 12:49:26
            Ouch.. now I get it. by abstrackt2004-03-12 12:52:37
  We were talking about it at lunch by Spud312004-03-12 12:27:42
Expert help wanted... by dire_lobo2004-03-12 12:25:36
  I have a DVD Player from a A20m by Demonhedge2004-03-12 14:05:14
  you'd have to... by scragman2004-03-12 12:31:27
    try here by scragman2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Many thanks! I was digging through the IBM site, by dire_lobo2004-03-12 13:15:10
Spreading the productivity virus by Slacktime2004-03-12 12:22:30
Adiplomat. Did you miss by Blackbyrd22006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yes, but I'dve ignored it. I was polite. by Adiplomat2004-03-12 12:40:36
    Just giving you the benefit of the doubt. by Blackbyrd22004-03-12 12:42:17
      There is nothing I could sincerely do that would by Adiplomat2004-03-12 12:47:47
        On the contrary by Blackbyrd22004-03-12 13:00:41
          I cannot apologize sincerely where I sincerely by Adiplomat2004-03-12 13:10:36
            Well, I certainly can't ask you by Blackbyrd22004-03-12 13:35:23
          I'm gonna have to say that I by Naruki2004-03-12 13:03:11
            Likewise. by BloodyViking2004-03-12 13:10:28
              <lateentry>I also agree.</lateentry> (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-12 15:01:09
              Thank you both for your support. by Blackbyrd22004-03-12 13:40:55
First, we print organs, now houses... by JPaganel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It is cool, but by BloodyViking2004-03-12 12:23:14
    Heh. Must've missed it by JPaganel2004-03-12 12:35:10
      It wasn't today... by BloodyViking2006-11-19 12:55:59
GPS For Sale by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm interested. by Kickstart2004-03-12 12:28:33
    What is your postal code. Give me a couple of by techi8702004-03-12 12:31:32
      V7E 4X2 :) (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-12 12:32:39
        If the package weighs 2Lbs $9.96 reg parcel. Would by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
          Cool, sounds like a good deal to me by Kickstart2004-03-12 12:55:59
            Also check your Ufie email. (n/t) by techi8702004-03-12 13:44:58
            Your choice I can do paypal, money order or by techi8702004-03-12 13:14:16
          beware parcel post in canada by Celticess2004-03-12 12:55:32
            I've had good luck shipping with them for e-bay by techi8702004-03-12 13:12:05
              well going to sweden I've had problems by Celticess2004-03-12 13:28:44
  I own a Legend. Are you keeping any mapping by Adiplomat2004-03-12 12:18:19
    Check you Ufie mail. I sent you some info by techi8702004-03-12 12:27:20
      www.ufie.org. (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-12 12:41:34
  Interested yes, but I haven't got the money :( (n/t) by winsmith2004-03-12 12:09:51
    I had to save for 3-4 months to buy the new one. (n/t) by techi8702004-03-12 12:12:07
Free /. mod points by SnappingTurtle2004-03-12 11:52:45
  Nice try. by winsmith2004-03-12 11:57:15
    Its a trap? by friareriner2004-03-12 11:58:49
      <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Moderated for non-FYOS safe link (n/t) by Nea2004-03-12 12:07:20
          sorry... by scragman2004-03-12 12:11:43
          see what I mean? (n/t) by winsmith2004-03-12 12:08:50
WebSphere vs Tomcat by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If you do go with Tomcat by tigermouse2004-03-12 13:01:02
    tomcat != application server? by spiffikins2004-03-12 14:55:26
      It's a servlet container by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
        ah! i see by spiffikins2004-03-12 16:31:11
          depends on the complexity by tigermouse2004-03-12 16:53:08
      It is but, it isn't complete by Slamlander2004-03-12 15:08:44
        well, it's a darned *good* prototype then :) by spiffikins2004-03-12 16:26:38
    Thank you by ToLazyToThink2004-03-12 13:30:08
      Release early, release often ... by Slamlander2004-03-12 14:16:41
  Another Option... by Rattler2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Afraid it's not on the standards list by ToLazyToThink2004-03-12 12:51:33
      I fully understand... by Rattler2004-03-12 13:04:35
  re: loadbalancing and "web load" by spiffikins2004-03-12 12:06:58
    Thank you (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2004-03-12 12:18:30
Silly post of the moment by skeptic2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? by Ween. (n (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-03-12 22:01:56
  "BEEP-BEEP" or ... by ChuckAB2004-03-12 15:30:46
  Gilbert & Sullivan time: by pas512004-03-12 14:58:31
  Solar Prestige A Gammon by heyref2004-03-12 13:32:49
  Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads by TechisSO2004-03-12 13:19:33
  "Bitchin' Camaro" by Dead Milkmen by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 12:53:59
  I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes! (n/ (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-03-12 12:53:01
  Absurd by fluke by Celticess2004-03-12 12:51:47
    Neighbourhood by Spiders by Celticess2004-03-12 12:58:24
  This is the song that never ends!!!! by Rattler2004-03-12 12:23:41
  Solid Potato Salad by tigermouse2004-03-12 12:17:23
  The last Saskatchewan Pirate!! by abstrackt2004-03-12 12:16:30
    Oh yeah.. forgot to include artitst by abstrackt2004-03-12 12:17:11
  Pandas - Corky and the Juice Pigs by deadweasle2004-03-12 12:08:28
  Masochism Tango by retiqlum22004-03-12 12:07:45
  Song of the Cebu by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oh! You wanna play cartoon songs? Beat this! by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I wanna be a monkey by tigermouse2004-03-12 12:19:43
      I think you just won(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 12:11:02
  Yes, we have no bananas... (n/t) by kiroh2004-03-12 12:03:27
  Cows With Guns by tzulah2004-03-12 11:58:41
    seconded! (n/t) by winsmith2004-03-12 12:56:37
  Who Put the Bomp (in the bomp bomp bomp) by abaron2004-03-12 11:55:49
  Lollipop by the Chordettes by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Manhattan Transfer: Popsicle Toes by toxin2004-03-12 11:49:26
  A UFie Idol 2 submission: by MajorG172004-03-12 11:48:38
    that is an awesome song! (n/t) by tzulah2004-03-12 11:59:23
Oooh, pizza! by LionsPhil2004-03-12 11:13:46
  Ohhh ... what you say.... by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
invoke('stacato') // Error correction re: Madrid by mortaine2006-11-19 12:55:59
In defense of Guantanamo military food by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Last war was WWII by rfrovarp2004-03-12 11:40:12
    Iraq was the last war... by subbywan2004-03-12 11:41:24
      Was there an official declaration? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-12 11:49:53
        I thought the President saying by subbywan2004-03-12 12:02:29
          Nope by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
            And the last act was WWII by rfrovarp2004-03-12 12:55:54
              FMI - Do you have any linkages? (n/t) by justwanderin2004-03-12 13:19:22
                Here's one link by rfrovarp2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Actually,only congress can declare ware(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 12:06:08
        And Korea still hasn't ended. (n/t) by toxin2004-03-12 11:55:59
  My Canadian views are quite similar by toxin2004-03-12 11:24:02
    For a different first-hand report on Gitmo: by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
      This quote... by Kickstart2004-03-12 11:55:21
        Especially the "Bounty" for any foreigner by toxin2004-03-12 11:58:18
  Thanks for the well-referenced post! (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-12 11:12:54
    seconded... with a couple of points... by dire_lobo2004-03-12 11:37:26
invoke( 'everyone' ); by silvermoon822004-03-12 11:04:25
  *pets* (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-12 11:50:02
    *pets back* by silvermoon822004-03-12 12:06:01
  {{{for those that are comfortable with them}}} by dire_lobo2004-03-12 11:47:47
    hehe I like your system =p (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-12 12:48:26
  Remember "hugging day"? by MajorG172004-03-12 11:33:51
    That *was* fun. by silvermoon822004-03-12 11:36:04
  Thanks. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-03-12 11:23:25
  no more hugfest... by Chronos12004-03-12 11:16:49
    What's the matter? by Irrelevant2004-03-12 11:30:24
      nothing I'll post where someone can see it <n/t> by Chronos12004-03-12 12:09:48
        Fair enough. {{ chronos }} (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-03-12 12:56:35
    {{{Chronos1}}} (n/t) by tigermouse2004-03-12 11:23:25
      oh great...not only do I have to by Chronos12004-03-12 11:25:24
        No, you were supposed to say by tigermouse2004-03-12 11:30:03
          Philadelphia Story?? by Chronos12004-03-12 11:42:08
            Hee hee hee ha ha ha ho ho ho... by tigermouse2004-03-12 11:47:12
              sometimes you can't by Chronos12004-03-12 12:08:03
  {{ everyone }} by Irrelevant2004-03-12 11:14:31
Wizards on DVD, May 25!!! by mortaine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ooooooo Rotoscoping :) (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-03-12 11:03:50
    loved it...haven't seen it in forever <N/T> by Chronos12004-03-12 11:19:20
IIS Question by evilsysadmin2004-03-12 10:51:33
  It works again by evilsysadmin2004-03-12 10:54:23
After Guantanamo and the existence of god... by retiqlum22004-03-12 10:51:30
  FUEGO! by friareriner2004-03-12 11:54:15
    Como te fuegas? (n/t) by tnglives2004-03-12 12:40:46
    FUNGO! by tigermouse2004-03-12 12:02:04
      FUNGI! by MajorG172004-03-12 12:04:23
        BUNGI! by tigermouse2004-03-12 12:23:26
          POPPADOMS! by Irrelevant2004-03-12 13:27:25
          BUNGIE! by YakkoWarner2004-03-12 12:36:56
            BANGIE! by MajorG172004-03-12 12:46:48
  Too late, he's gone. by YakkoWarner2004-03-12 11:38:02
  We could always talk about that from which we all by Sweethart2004-03-12 11:33:45
    Isn't that redundant? by subbywan2004-03-12 11:35:36
      I intended the "came" pun too... by Sweethart2004-03-12 11:36:48
        Ever heard of INNUENDO? by Naruki2004-03-12 12:33:16
          Parser Error Line 1 by YakkoWarner2004-03-12 13:05:17
            Not past the FYOSR, though. by Naruki2004-03-12 14:15:29
        Yes, but I ignored it *grin* by subbywan2004-03-12 11:40:00
          You know that clear and sticky stuff by Sweethart2004-03-12 11:42:37
            Corn syrup? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-12 11:46:02
              That's what your wife would like you to think... by Sweethart2004-03-12 11:47:06
                Oooooohhhhh.... by YakkoWarner2004-03-12 11:49:22
                  What would my hubby think of you calling me by Sweethart2004-03-12 11:51:04
            *giggles* (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 11:43:58
              What is sad by Sweethart2004-03-12 11:45:35
                Please leave the bunnies out of it! by YakkoWarner2004-03-12 11:47:52
                  Do bunnies purr? by Sweethart2004-03-12 11:49:12
                    Only the playboy ones. (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 11:50:02
                Do you have IM Subbywubby? by Sweethart2004-03-12 11:46:11
                  Emailed it to you :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 12:01:36
                  Don't do it! by YakkoWarner2004-03-12 11:51:47
                    i defy her to be worse than me!! (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 12:01:52
                      Oh dear... by YakkoWarner2004-03-12 12:37:32
                        LOL by Sweethart2004-03-12 12:39:06
                    Do you want me to post examples? by Sweethart2004-03-12 11:52:28
                      Tut tut, remember the FYOS rule... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-03-12 11:57:44
                        Off-board by MajorG172004-03-12 12:03:13
                          Off-board by Sweethart2004-03-12 12:09:38
  Nothing is sillier than Z1-rrot and his on/off by toxin2004-03-12 10:59:48
    Yarr! by LionsPhil2004-03-12 11:03:13
  Do your stuff, or be yourself? *ducks* :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 10:55:27
Debian and ifup/ifdown by think3r2004-03-12 10:34:04
  I think it's networking by rfrovarp2004-03-12 11:02:37
    Hmm by think3r2004-03-12 17:17:58
For those who believe in God by LurkerMo2004-03-12 10:27:47
  On Meeting Your Maker... by Naruki2004-03-12 11:53:38
    Well, let's hope... by IronPIP2004-03-12 20:36:48
    Ah, if only most Jews were like that... (n/t) by skeptic2004-03-12 12:29:50
    That's a great piece of work! by nelzie2004-03-12 11:58:53
      It's mine. by Naruki2004-03-12 12:37:53
  Hey, guys, start believing in your penis! by skeptic2004-03-12 11:37:05
    If that's so... NOLA, disbelieve in by Adiplomat2004-03-12 11:56:44
      They are too big not to believe in them. by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 11:59:56
        They're as big as Greyhound buses? by nin_man2004-03-12 12:05:05
          I have very real doubts by tigermouse2004-03-12 12:27:24
          Weekend fun fares are very low. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 12:18:29
            Are you calling yourself cheap? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-12 14:54:45
        Poor N'awlins! Crushed by the awful power of by Adiplomat2004-03-12 12:03:30
  It's impossible to prove God's existence by Gak2004-03-12 11:30:13
    Good point. (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-12 11:32:35
  An adaptation of this quote by Slacktime2004-03-12 11:13:13
    Thank you. (n/t) by Adiplomat2004-03-12 11:22:24
  I suppose a good question here would be: by subbywan2004-03-12 11:11:37
    Do you need to convince anyone else? by LurkerMo2004-03-12 14:21:26
      It's enough for me. by subbywan2004-03-12 14:24:04
  For those who don't believe in God by justwanderin2004-03-12 11:10:31
    Oh my, could World Peace be so easy to achieves? by tigermouse2004-03-12 11:12:46
      Hey, who put that 's' there? by tigermouse2004-03-12 11:13:27
        Oops, orry, that was me ;-) (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-12 11:20:59
  God, without proof, is irrelevant. by kelli2172004-03-12 11:08:04
    True by what authority? by sparsematrix2004-03-12 12:28:45
  Disagree. by think3r2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Correction to original Disagree post by think3r2004-03-12 16:53:39
    You confuse proof and details. by skeptic2004-03-12 11:05:28
      On following what others say... by think3r2004-03-12 11:34:19
        Fine, whatever. by skeptic2004-03-12 12:01:54
          If that's the case, why are you arguing by think3r2004-03-12 14:34:57
    Think about it some more. All you have is by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 11:01:35
      To me, merely existance of nature by think3r2004-03-12 11:19:04
        To me, the beauty of nature by Gak2004-03-12 11:48:56
          No offence taken by think3r2004-03-12 12:02:00
            ID? I don't think so. by skeptic2004-03-12 12:47:51
              One correction by think3r2004-03-12 14:10:31
                Yet another ID argument which I've heard before. by skeptic2004-03-12 14:50:42
                Small chances will come about by BloodyViking2004-03-12 14:27:54
            But it didn't by BloodyViking2004-03-12 12:15:08
              And this is how we arrive to the root of it all by think3r2004-03-12 12:29:16
                Bad premise. by BloodyViking2004-03-12 12:41:28
                  Bad logic? :P by think3r2004-03-12 14:01:21
                    Ah, when you refered to existing eternally, by BloodyViking2004-03-12 14:22:30
                      Heck, what makes you think the universe had a by LionsPhil2004-03-12 14:53:05
                        Scientists keep saying by BloodyViking2004-03-12 14:57:33
                          Yeah, exunctly. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 15:11:38
                    Right, and so: by skeptic2004-03-12 14:19:48
                Uh, no it doesn't require less belief. by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 12:37:22
            Remember that by MajorG172004-03-12 12:06:53
              Evolution still needed something to start with by think3r2004-03-12 12:17:06
                Wrong. by BloodyViking2004-03-12 12:32:50
                  Lack of proof != disproof by think3r2004-03-12 13:57:07
                    Well you got one thing right. by BloodyViking2004-03-12 14:13:46
        Actually, that's not proof at all. by skeptic2004-03-12 11:33:12
          I believe the ball is in your court by think3r2004-03-12 11:40:08
            Wrong. You have NO facts to "prove" that there by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 11:45:01
              What the witch said. ;) by skeptic2004-03-12 11:54:47
                thats kind of the point though isnt it by gibuu2004-03-12 14:13:52
                  No, it's not actually significant by skeptic2004-03-12 14:38:47
                    :) i only meant to point out by gibuu2004-03-12 17:05:02
  The first part is obviously correct, but by BloodyViking2004-03-12 10:51:43
    What proof would you believe in if you don't by LurkerMo2004-03-12 11:03:26
      I think God could come up with Something by BloodyViking2004-03-12 11:13:01
        If it doesn't guide your life, then it isn't by LurkerMo2004-03-12 13:55:40
      Are you kidding? If the space aliens showed up by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 11:09:53
        What is strange is how uncommon by LurkerMo2004-03-12 13:47:35
        No way! You'd have all sorts of people by subbywan2004-03-12 11:12:58
          I'd just LOVE to see Dumbya crap his drawers by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 11:15:36
            Gasp! You mean... by Naruki2004-03-12 11:16:24
              I just ate lunch. Let's not go there. by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 11:17:19
        I don't really want to weaken your argument, by LionsPhil2004-03-12 11:12:00
      That question needs not be answered. by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
  I disagree entirely. by MajorG172004-03-12 10:46:17
    Can I get a "for instance"? by Dazed2004-03-12 10:52:03
      Definitely not taken as an insult. by MajorG172004-03-12 10:56:46
        I don't think you have to to prove your point by Dazed2004-03-12 11:17:03
          Point by IronPIP2004-03-12 22:30:18
          The problem with "irrefutable proof" by Adiplomat2004-03-12 11:38:24
            Maybe the problem is that proof comes from by LurkerMo2004-03-12 13:43:35
              How about your spark of personality? by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 13:50:49
        Since God is (supposedly) omniscient, by BloodyViking2004-03-12 11:14:35
          But then, why would he even bother? by Gak2004-03-12 11:34:37
            The central question of Christianity, by Adiplomat2004-03-12 11:47:19
              Personally, I think that my God is supremely by LurkerMo2004-03-12 13:41:14
                If that's true, then it's arrogance to say with by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 13:54:11
                  I don't wanna mention the "C" word NOLA, (:+)) by Adiplomat2004-03-12 14:05:24
                    Why do you apply the human concept of fatherhood by skeptic2004-03-12 14:33:58
                      Anthropomorphizing deities is such a Pagan by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 15:23:39
                      Especially since he plays favorites. by BloodyViking2004-03-12 14:54:14
                  You are correct, my dear. My God doesn't care by LurkerMo2004-03-12 14:05:22
              It seems arrogant to believe that we're any more by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 11:58:09
            one possibility: by subbywan2004-03-12 11:36:43
              *grin* by Gak2004-03-12 11:50:39
                Pfft. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 14:42:29
  Douglass Adams, Alive and well by evilsysadmin2004-03-12 10:46:01
    The quote, for reference: by MajorG172004-03-12 10:53:22
  Rasie your hand if the babelfish argument by hyzenthlay2004-03-12 10:44:54
    *raises his hand* by Irrelevant2004-03-12 10:49:11
  That's an insult. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 10:42:52
    he said proof, not discussion by tzulah2004-03-12 10:48:53
    Chedk my statement again. by LurkerMo2004-03-12 10:46:35
      That is Not what you said. by BloodyViking2004-03-12 11:04:13
        Certain religious types can't. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 11:09:14
          I'm soneone struggling to get a concept across by LurkerMo2004-03-12 11:20:12
      Unless English changed since I woke up, by skeptic2004-03-12 10:52:14
        I really hate debating semantics. by LurkerMo2004-03-12 11:12:26
          To you, and to you only. by skeptic2004-03-12 11:24:16
            Please help me overcome the limitations of by LurkerMo2004-03-12 13:34:56
              System of values, friend. by skeptic2004-03-12 13:53:03
                Perhaps you are right. However, I see a System of by LurkerMo2004-03-12 14:00:18
                  No. Not really. by skeptic2004-03-12 14:29:28
        Fun exercize (sp?): by MajorG172004-03-12 11:01:11
      "Chedk" your own statement again! by MajorG172004-03-12 10:50:57
        If you read more in thie thread you will see by LurkerMo2004-03-12 11:07:37
          If you meant that, then by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
          I assumed you meant a being of sorts... by Naruki2004-03-12 11:13:52
            I don't think that you need an external 'being' by LurkerMo2004-03-12 11:17:42
              I think I *can* describe it, now that you ask. by Naruki2004-03-12 11:22:15
                There is no logical need for your existence:-) (n/t) by LurkerMo2004-03-12 12:56:47
                  No logical need for ANY of our existences. by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 12:59:50
                    So if there is no logical need for our existence, by LurkerMo2004-03-12 13:18:32
                      Sure it can. by BloodyViking2004-03-12 15:09:48
                        More accurately, if you believe Darwin, by LionsPhil2004-03-12 15:12:47
                      Revenge! by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 13:29:36
                        It is possible that what I am trying to describe by LurkerMo2004-03-12 13:37:12
                          I really don't know. Different things motivate by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 13:47:49
      Nope. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 10:48:09
  I agree. by Adiplomat2004-03-12 10:41:02
    Damn - you found it already written? by LurkerMo2004-03-12 10:44:42
      I'd heard a statement virtually identical by Adiplomat2004-03-12 10:53:48
        As far as Intellectual Property goes, by LurkerMo2004-03-12 11:05:26
          See my post by Slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's your God, of course. by Naruki2004-03-12 10:29:02
    There's an interesting concept. by kelli2172004-03-12 10:52:51
    If you take God to mean by LurkerMo2004-03-12 10:34:29
      Hey, you started the discussion. ;-) by Naruki2004-03-12 10:42:46
        I use the word God for lack of a better one. by LurkerMo2004-03-12 11:00:22
          Therefore the thread comes to a grinding halt by MajorG172004-03-12 11:05:40
            What if God has a mole? by Naruki2004-03-12 11:13:00
              God has all the moles by tigermouse2004-03-12 11:16:42
                God is all the moles by gibuu2004-03-12 13:37:15
                  And the BadgerBadgerBadgers! (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 14:24:58
          I answered your main question already. by Naruki2004-03-12 11:03:17
            Is the God of Muhammed the Judeo-Christian God? (n/t) by LurkerMo2004-03-12 11:04:20
              I believe it is. by Naruki2004-03-12 11:08:59
                I think Muhammed says it's the same God. by skeptic2004-03-12 11:16:24
                  The Major difference between the three beliefs... by Rattler2004-03-12 12:14:34
                    Muslims don't call Muhammed "Messiah". by skeptic2004-03-12 12:32:01
                      Splitting hairs... ;-) by Rattler2004-03-12 12:46:07
                        Messiah in Islam by A Muslim2004-03-12 19:07:59
                        No, they don't follow the Messianic concept. by skeptic2004-03-12 12:50:49
                          i think it is also true that by gibuu2004-03-12 13:34:04
                            A slight correction. by PathOGene2004-03-12 16:51:13
                              well put :) (nt) by gibuu2004-03-12 17:07:19
                            Yeah, I'm familiar with the Bahaii concept. by skeptic2004-03-12 13:48:07
                What is the essence of a God? by LurkerMo2004-03-12 11:15:49
                  I already answered that by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
                    And I already explained that I am using the word by LurkerMo2004-03-12 13:09:43
                  But you start with the assumption that by Naruki2004-03-12 11:21:07
                    What gets you up in the morning? What makes you by LurkerMo2004-03-12 13:07:56
                      -ahem- by IronPIP2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      The pursuit of pleasure has evolved by skeptic2004-03-12 13:46:29
                        System of values by bjmjdj2004-03-12 16:19:42
                          your example by IronPIP2004-03-12 22:04:55
                      You can quiet your mind and come up with some by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 13:18:38
                        I am not a theologist... by gibuu2004-03-12 13:27:26
                Maybe because the culture doesn't particularly by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 11:11:06
        And the leash. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 10:45:40
  Agreed. (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 10:28:47
On a lighter note by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I had actually found some of THIS art enjoyable.. by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *hands LARTs to everyone* by scragman2004-03-12 12:10:09
  It's like middle school art class all over again! by tigermouse2004-03-12 11:07:24
  OK, is this some gorilla or chimpanzee by voxwoman2004-03-12 10:50:14
  I swear by hyzenthlay2004-03-12 10:46:25
  i rather like it... by LunarRainn2004-03-12 10:32:32
    there's a place online by voxwoman2004-03-12 10:55:39
    A brush, probably. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 10:46:39
    O.o by MajorG172004-03-12 10:42:38
  So she has the painting skills of a preschooler. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 10:31:52
    Actually, I think that picture of Yasser Arafat by skeptic2004-03-12 10:59:33
    My thoughts exactly. I've seen "work" like that by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 10:52:30
      I particularly like by voxwoman2004-03-12 11:00:05
        I hope you didn't pay THOSE prices by subbywan2004-03-12 11:02:15
          no, it's just the "blank canvas" by voxwoman2004-03-12 11:04:50
  You can be an evil man KS!!!! by Patch2004-03-12 10:26:01
  I swear by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I do too! Lots of non-fyoss words! (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 10:24:51
  That is just wrong! (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-03-12 10:23:28
  *GAH* by subbywan2004-03-12 10:23:24
  So she does do her own makeup... (n/t) by JPaganel2004-03-12 10:21:44
ATTN: Slamander by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 10:19:18
  Just a simple bill by Slamlander2004-03-12 10:33:54
  Slamlander even (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 10:28:34
    At least you didn't call him Salamander... by Naruki2004-03-12 10:31:27
      Yep, you're pretty cracked. by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 10:50:47
It's amazing how something as simple by j.butterfly2004-03-12 10:16:23
  Bah.. when I do that.. by abstrackt2004-03-12 10:18:29
    is your SO wrong? (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 10:18:48
      Not usually.. hehe (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-12 10:19:15
        So what are you complaining about? ;P by subbywan2004-03-12 10:21:42
          lol Apparently eccentric men are supposed to be... by abstrackt2004-03-12 10:23:50
            *grins* (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 10:26:53
Speech update by z1root2004-03-12 10:15:52
  We should start a pool by abstrackt2004-03-12 10:28:16
    possibilities by z1root2004-03-12 10:43:57
      Saturday! by MajorG172004-03-12 10:48:57
    noday. He's just yanking our chains.(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 10:41:17
      Hmm... What does this chain do? *yank, yank* by z1root2004-03-12 10:54:55
    Monday (n/t) by ixeian2004-03-12 10:37:00
    Wednesday (n/t) by frause2004-03-12 10:34:47
  *snicker* by Naruki2004-03-12 10:24:31
    I hate you! by frause2004-03-12 10:27:22
      After you told me to turn myself off? by Naruki2004-03-12 10:29:50
  What?! NOOOO (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 10:16:28
Hey NOLA! by j.butterfly2004-03-12 10:12:29
  Did you get my email? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 10:17:17
    The one from last night? yep, and I responded. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-03-12 10:18:24
      Cool. I'll check when I get home. Last night by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 10:48:44
        HeHe...KS beats me at Scrabble everytime. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-03-12 11:03:37
          Only cause you spell like a Southerner. by Naruki2004-03-12 12:39:19
Attn: Naruki by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 10:12:25
  Dragonball Z??? by noprob2004-03-12 11:01:41
    go to my other page in the above link (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 11:39:03
    The posibilities are endless by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 11:36:21
  ;-) by Naruki2004-03-12 10:25:49
    TZK pictures by Dad2TZK2006-11-19 12:55:59
      RE: Girls = Evil by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
        I did get that from somewhere by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 11:37:38
          I'm not pointing at the image by MajorG172004-03-12 11:39:30
Baystar Confirms M$-SCO link by Slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
Tales of Guatanamo by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If I was being held against my will... by nelzie2004-03-12 10:14:40
  IF even half of these accuastions are true, by dire_lobo2004-03-12 10:10:58
    Well said by Slacktime2004-03-12 10:20:56
      But we have learned by hyzenthlay2004-03-12 10:42:45
        well said... may we continue to learn, by dire_lobo2004-03-12 12:21:32
        You have a point by Slacktime2004-03-12 10:56:44
  I'm no fan of Guantanamo. However, by JPaganel2004-03-12 10:05:18
    I agree, but will debate some of your points... by dire_lobo2004-03-12 10:36:20
      re "secret location" by toxin2004-03-12 11:03:41
  I hope it's not true by tigermouse2004-03-12 09:52:25
  Tell you what by hyzenthlay2004-03-12 09:47:22
    I don't think G. should not exist by Kickstart2004-03-12 09:49:50
      Having read the bit of the convention by hyzenthlay2004-03-12 10:05:03
        For religious fanatics? by toxin2004-03-12 10:54:01
      Hypocrisy at it's finest... by toedruid2004-03-12 09:51:58
        Hypocricy? Bull. by toxin2004-03-12 10:02:59
          double bull... by toedruid2004-03-12 10:31:47
            A question to clarify things... by toxin2004-03-12 10:52:42
            I think he thought you were saying by tigermouse2004-03-12 10:36:30
              Can you blame some of them for hating US? by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 10:43:32
            He lives in Canada. by Naruki2004-03-12 10:34:07
              Discount all Canadian opinions do you? by toedruid2004-03-12 10:37:08
                You made some statements regarding "your" by Adiplomat2004-03-12 10:50:05
                Kickstart is Canadian. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 10:49:49
                  Toxin is also Canadian. by Adiplomat2004-03-12 10:51:22
                    Quite possibly. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 11:13:00
                      Not often, anyway. by Naruki2004-03-12 12:41:44
                You are mistaken. by Naruki2004-03-12 10:44:56
                  ok...got ya. I'll see your confusion... by toedruid2004-03-12 10:52:35
    Damn straight. by EvilLionsPhil2004-03-12 09:49:43
  I do too, but it's just too convinient. by subbywan2004-03-12 09:47:00
    Does it not scare you that human rights - by LurkerMo2004-03-12 09:54:47
      Nope. Not at all. by subbywan2004-03-12 09:56:56
        It's the minority that I am worried about by version0.12004-03-12 10:14:32
        LOL! by Naruki2004-03-12 09:59:14
          Actually, in this case... by retiqlum22004-03-12 10:01:51
            Oh, I have too. by subbywan2004-03-12 10:05:33
        I wouldn't and I know a goodly number too. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 09:58:45
    Superpowers DON'T grovel. by EvilLionsPhil2004-03-12 09:48:32
      Didn't say they would. Just that they should. (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 09:49:25
        You seem to be misunderstanding the fundamental by EvilLionsPhil2004-03-12 09:51:18
          Not to whatever Govt did it, by subbywan2004-03-12 09:54:38
            A gov't unlike its predecessor? by Irrelevant2004-03-12 10:18:43
              Yes, look at all the anti-war/bush/camp xray/ by subbywan2004-03-12 10:20:49
  That is so full of lies it's amazing that you... by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:44:39
    You are taking as far a view against by Kickstart2004-03-12 09:48:17
      According to BBC panorama: by treehugger2004-03-12 09:50:30
        ie. something to make us ask if he was... by Kickstart2004-03-12 09:51:40
          They didn't actually say it by treehugger2004-03-12 09:53:35
            That's Panorama for you. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:58:07
              But the British accent makes them so by toxin2004-03-12 11:12:00
      I have never read the Mirror before... by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:50:21
        It's a rag. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:52:04
    KS filters better than most ;P (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 09:47:48
    Excuse me? by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:47:21
      Touche! by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:48:40
        Well the extremists in the US government by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 09:53:18
          A thought: by treehugger2004-03-12 09:58:08
  But terrorists don't DESERVE rights! (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2004-03-12 09:39:10
  Poor fod! Oh, the humanitree! by Naruki2004-03-12 09:32:30
    That's just tasteless. by Irrelevant2004-03-12 10:09:20
      I don't disagree. by Naruki2004-03-12 10:17:59
    I don't see how that was even slightly funny (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-12 09:33:08
      humor as coping by suzisuzisuzi2004-03-12 10:13:47
      I do :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 09:35:02
        Then I don't really want to talk to either of you by Kickstart2004-03-12 09:37:32
          My pleasure. by Llyr2004-03-12 09:39:17
            You, sir, are a bigot. Get lost. by toxin2004-03-12 09:45:56
              On the contrary - bigots tend to LACK... by suzisuzisuzi2004-03-12 10:16:08
                Minor correction: Bigots usually DO have a sense by dire_lobo2004-03-12 10:57:06
              Um, no... by Naruki2004-03-12 09:54:41
                Holy crap, a pig just flew past my window by Llyr2004-03-12 09:59:10
                  Which way did he go? by Naruki2004-03-12 10:01:02
                    *Any* time? by LionsPhil2004-03-12 10:03:17
                      Silly, you have to read the fine print... by Naruki2004-03-12 10:12:18
                  You DID join this debate by Kickstart2004-03-12 10:00:43
                    Apologies, then. by Llyr2004-03-12 10:04:03
                      When you respond to a very serious, accusatory by Adiplomat2004-03-12 10:07:36
                        You aren't ready to open this can of worms. by Naruki2004-03-12 10:08:59
                          No can of worms here... by Adiplomat2004-03-12 10:29:42
                          Of course, you're the perfect example... by Irrelevant2004-03-12 10:13:16
                            I am without sin. by Naruki2004-03-12 10:16:53
                      The 2ndLP had no real topic... by Irrelevant2004-03-12 10:05:52
                        To point out that he thought my post by Naruki2004-03-12 10:11:00
                    Although it's worth noting, by LionsPhil2004-03-12 10:02:11
                      IMO, which matters to me, by Kickstart2004-03-12 10:04:35
                        But *what* he is discussing is not necessarily by Naruki2004-03-12 10:07:49
                          Your joke... by Kickstart2004-03-12 10:13:59
                            But whenever a thread diverges... by Naruki2004-03-12 10:21:07
              Gitmo by PoconoChuck2004-03-12 09:53:56
                ICRC visits Gitmo - so what? by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
                I'll bite by Kickstart2004-03-12 09:56:14
                  I think he meant proportionally.(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:59:19
                    I don't see how. by Naruki2004-03-12 10:02:03
                    Ok, proportionally by Kickstart2004-03-12 10:01:51
                      Japan is a horribler abuser of power(historically by evilsysadmin2004-03-12 10:43:41
                        Not compared to Britain and Spain. (n/t) by xcheopis2004-03-12 11:06:26
                        We matched them in the Phillipines. by Adiplomat2004-03-12 10:58:15
                        Pre-WWII doesn't count. by Naruki2004-03-12 10:44:20
                      Japan has military power? by retiqlum22004-03-12 10:05:46
                        Japan is second in military spending in the world by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
              (toxin...use that word sparingly) by Kickstart2004-03-12 09:53:29
                Llyr (and KS), an apology and explanation by toxin2004-03-12 10:35:46
                  Do you realize that it was NOT a by Naruki2004-03-12 10:43:46
                    On your part, the NOT was a given, from my by toxin2004-03-12 10:58:32
FAR TOO COOL. by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cool! Being forwarded as we type :) (n/t) by theanomaly2004-03-12 10:06:02
  Really cool. by Naruki2004-03-12 09:38:02
    Any time. by Llyr2004-03-12 09:40:01
  Scarily cool (n/t) by dodrian2004-03-12 09:34:18
  I've seen better... by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:32:02
    That was cool. Eagle better by treehugger2004-03-12 09:37:33
      Hell yeah. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:40:07
        The goshawk would have been better slowed by treehugger2004-03-12 09:41:27
    Daaang. by Llyr2004-03-12 09:33:48
      a) No. =( by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
Basic paint app with TGA alpha support? by Irrelevant2004-03-12 09:02:17
OK, you asked for it. Say hi to Speech class again by z1root2004-03-12 08:47:30
  Goodbye. (n/t) by mwq2004-03-12 12:19:04
  Foiled YET AGAIN! We had a substitute today! by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It *IS* a psych class! by rottweiler2004-03-12 10:18:42
      Yes. Naruki had it right. (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-03-12 10:25:16
  Hi to speech class, AGAIN! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-03-12 10:10:00
  So, as a matter of information, are they totally by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 09:45:26
    Terrorized I expect. by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:54:21
      If some of us didn't have a place to blow of steam by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 09:56:53
        Too true my dear. by SaleGamine2004-03-12 10:00:09
        Big sword and crossbow for me! by treehugger2004-03-12 09:59:47
          <bob>I waste him with my crossbow!</bob>(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 10:09:22
  Another hi from Calgary, Alberta! (n/t) by TechisSO2004-03-12 09:32:04
  G'dday from Seattle. by vetitice2004-03-12 09:31:23
  Hey from Calgary, Alberta AGAIN =p (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-12 09:30:33
  OK class, help me out: by Didactylos2004-03-12 09:30:27
    Yes and yes. by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:49:50
    Dang. by Llyr2004-03-12 09:35:53
      That's because you forget to use non-stick pans(n/ by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:53:45
        Naw. by Llyr2004-03-12 10:01:12
          Ain't you never heard of a spatula?(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 10:10:30
          Flip them? by LionsPhil2004-03-12 10:04:38
            You do have to flip omelettes though. by Llyr2004-03-12 10:06:19
              Use a grill. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-12 10:40:19
          Put them under the grill then by treehugger2004-03-12 10:02:12
    DON'T MAKE AN OMELETTE! by Naruki2004-03-12 09:34:44
      *breaks eggs* by Didactylos2004-03-12 09:35:39
        Look what you did! by frause2004-03-12 09:39:33
          Fortunately, by Didactylos2004-03-12 09:47:50
            You cleaning! For laughing. by treehugger2004-03-12 09:49:22
          I blame myself, really. by Naruki2004-03-12 09:44:42
            uh... mixing container...hmm by frause2004-03-12 09:49:08
    Make an omlette, use onion and salami by treehugger2004-03-12 09:33:37
      Onion? Salami? by Didactylos2004-03-12 09:35:04
        We've found Martha Stewart! Get her! by Naruki2004-03-12 09:39:25
        Well I do! by treehugger2004-03-12 09:36:17
      mmm, onion (n/t) by frause2004-03-12 09:34:32
    SNAKE, oh sorry... by frause2004-03-12 09:33:23
    Considering it's been almost... by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:31:27
      And that is relevant by Didactylos2004-03-12 09:33:15
  hey gang from ottawa canada 1228pm (n/t) by laserman2004-03-12 09:29:55
  And this, boys and girls, by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:27:16
  Well, hi from Denmark again by ixeian2004-03-12 09:26:52
    Oh, time is 1830 hours here (n/t) by ixeian2004-03-12 09:30:48
  Hello from Sweden by Bellator2004-03-12 09:22:15
  Hello? Is this thing on? by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:22:07
    See here: by frause2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Probably neural overload. by EvilLionsPhil2004-03-12 09:24:13
      That would be an evil thing. by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:25:17
        That would be my own. by EvilLionsPhil2004-03-12 09:26:05
          Stop crunching their heads! by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:29:18
    *taps microphone* (n/t) by heyref2004-03-12 09:23:48
  Hi from hell how do kill em all ? (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-12 09:21:24
  i cant find my previous post anymore by ParityBit2004-03-12 09:19:48
    This by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
      oooh ...thank you by ParityBit2004-03-12 09:29:27
        Free.... What a lovely thought. by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:48:34
  I see things, I see them with my eyes. by kelli2172004-03-12 09:19:05
    Like Kuala Lumpur by treehugger2004-03-12 09:19:55
      And budgies! (n/t) by kelli2172004-03-12 09:22:42
    That tune is my cellphone ring. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 09:19:31
  Hello, Speech Class! I'm speechless. (n/t) by webishop2004-03-12 09:18:12
    Luckily, z1root isn't. by kelli2172004-03-12 09:22:00
  Rankin Inlet. Bet you can't find it on a map. by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hi there by bailey2004-03-12 09:17:22
  Hi Everybody! (n/t) by Rattler2004-03-12 09:16:53
  You have the right to remain silent by Kickstart2004-03-12 09:16:52
    Tell them the truth KS! by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:17:55
      but I don't wanna get modded... by scragman2004-03-12 09:25:41
    WHAT YOU SAY!! by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:17:48
      <AOL> ME TOO !!!!1111 </AOL> (n/t) by treehugger2004-03-12 09:18:16
  All Your Base Are Belong To Us!! by treehugger2004-03-12 09:15:37
    Probably not by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:17:11
      WE DONT GET SIGNAL? by ParityBit2004-03-12 09:20:33
        ITS YOU!! (n/t) by scragman2004-03-12 09:23:56
          HELLO GENTLEMAN .... by ParityBit2004-03-12 09:31:58
    MOVE ZIG, FOR GRATED SASQUATCH. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:17:04
      SOMEONE SET UP US THE YETI !! (n/t) by ParityBit2004-03-12 09:23:43
  All your class are belong to us (n/t) by frause2004-03-12 09:15:16
    Bouble oist! (n/t) by treehugger2004-03-12 09:15:51
      Spelling crisis (n/t) by treehugger2004-03-12 09:16:06
    :D by Llyr2004-03-12 09:15:48
  TELNET IS INSECURE!!! by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:14:16
    Think of the PACKETS! (n/t) by frause2004-03-12 09:19:29
    SO ARE MOST POLITICIANS! (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 09:14:48
      Maybe I'm a politician, then. by Naruki2004-03-12 09:17:58
        I think 'ruki just proved her gender? (n/t) by krikkert2004-03-12 09:45:44
          As if girls can't worry about their looks too? by Naruki2004-03-12 09:48:02
            Yup, I'm sexist by krikkert2004-03-12 09:49:10
        Yes... by frause2004-03-12 09:43:35
          You hate me! by Naruki2004-03-12 09:45:57
            No, I don't! by frause2004-03-12 09:53:25
              I didn't go anywhere. by Naruki2004-03-12 09:57:23
                Then turn yourself off. by frause2004-03-12 10:13:21
                  Well, this is going to be boring to watch, then by tigermouse2004-03-12 10:38:45
        *Everything* makes *you* look fat. ;) by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:21:18
      BUT THEY CAN WORK THROUGH IT IN THERAPY! by kelli2172004-03-12 09:16:50
        rectally? (n/t) by subbywan2004-03-12 09:18:18
  WAZZZZUP! by talon07202004-03-12 09:14:07
  hi class by mstandfest2004-03-12 09:13:56
  Hi to speech class, AGAIN! by Adiplomat2004-03-12 09:13:43
  What? No one claiming ownership of all bases? (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:13:25
    ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:16:22
  Hello! :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-03-12 09:12:26
    Richmond, British Columbia here. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-03-12 09:13:01
  This thread will self-destruct in 5 seconds. by heyref2004-03-12 09:11:01
    FOUR! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:11:50
      ORANGE FISHES! (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 09:12:06
        Sitting on a wall (n/t) by treehugger2004-03-12 09:12:23
          YOU FAIL IT (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 09:12:51
            YOUR SKILL IS NOT ENOUGH by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:13:21
              TelnetIsInsecure (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 09:14:05
                Ahh, Kirsty... by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:14:53
                  Witness the incredible power... (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 09:15:22
                    ...of Communism In A Can (R) ! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:16:23
  I think ARS is exploding. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:10:58
    MY HEAD A SPLODE (n/t) by Didactylos2004-03-12 09:12:55
  Howdy Speech Class! by JustnCase2004-03-12 09:10:54
  hi to speech class, AGAIN. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-03-12 09:10:33
    Jamaica? (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 09:10:52
  Hi from Calgary, Alberta, Canada 10:09am (n/t) by techi8702004-03-12 09:10:01
  Hi, z1root's speech class! by kelli2172004-03-12 09:09:20
  Hello from Sweden! (n/t) by Spiff2004-03-12 09:09:05
  Hello from sunny Orlando, FL by VCA2004-03-12 09:08:42
  Missed the dress rehersal by Ston2004-03-12 09:07:34
  Hello Speechclass from Germany by ParityBit2004-03-12 09:07:12
  *STREAKS* by treehugger2004-03-12 09:06:18
    lol by scragman2004-03-12 09:16:55
    It was a nude bomb! by JustnCase2004-03-12 09:12:55
    How many Ufies does it take by Ston2004-03-12 09:11:09
      It took 37. by Naruki2004-03-12 09:13:19
    It wasn't me! *tries to look innocent, but fails* by evil_astreius2004-03-12 09:10:01
      Class! Who was it? by treehugger2004-03-12 09:10:51
    *OGGLES* by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:08:52
      Was not. by EvilLionsPhil2004-03-12 09:09:29
    Yikes! by heyref2004-03-12 09:08:39
    *Hngh, hngh, hngh* by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:07:58
      You! Give back clothing! Now! by treehugger2004-03-12 09:08:55
        *Offers orange and purple paint pots* by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:12:04
          Paints body purple with orange feet by treehugger2004-03-12 09:13:05
            *continues to oggle* by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:15:39
              Yeah, there's a wicked big market by tigermouse2004-03-12 09:18:03
                I should know, by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:19:04
                  ooOOOoooOOOoooo by tigermouse2004-03-12 09:22:18
                  *hides own camcorder* by scragman2004-03-12 09:22:08
            Lovely! by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:14:34
              *Paints self orange with purple polka dots* by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:15:49
                Cool! SaleGamine Streaked too! by treehugger2004-03-12 09:16:53
                  And we both get to enjoy the rewards of such by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:19:27
                    Oh please. It's been a pig of a day by treehugger2004-03-12 09:20:59
                      I know the feeling well. by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:26:38
                        I think I've destroyed my brain by treehugger2004-03-12 09:28:25
                          Eris is giving you The Code! by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:29:33
                            It's saying by treehugger2004-03-12 09:32:56
                              It means that you need to drink more Coca-Cola (R) (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2004-03-12 09:54:28
  Does the class... by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:06:17
    only if they like tha MOOOOON by ParityBit2004-03-12 09:25:52
    ORANGE FISHES ARE SUPERIOR (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 09:09:11
    THINK OF THE PACKETS!!! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:08:08
    lmao! by syren2004-03-12 09:07:30
    Main Screen Turn On (n/t) by frause2004-03-12 09:07:29
  *skips around waving at the Speech Class* by Nea2004-03-12 09:06:16
  Hi speech class from London, UK @ 17.05 by syren2004-03-12 09:05:24
    waves to london by ParityBit2004-03-12 09:08:21
  Good morning, speech class. From Edmonton, AB. by LurkerMo2004-03-12 09:04:01
  Hello Speech class! by astreius2004-03-12 09:03:36
  z1root is actually doing a project for Psych by Naruki2004-03-12 09:03:34
    Hell, I'm a Discordian. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:07:13
    AHHAH!!! by scragman2004-03-12 09:05:49
    His answer: by Llyr2004-03-12 09:05:08
  Greetings speech class. by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
    (unless you don't drink caffinated beverages) by dire_lobo2004-03-12 09:06:44
      Yep. My brain is slowly recovering by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:09:27
  speech outline by z1root2004-03-12 08:58:40
    I'd still like to know who is 73 by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:06:30
    Just the powerpoint, please by bobmon2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'd give you an A... by scragman2004-03-12 09:03:16
    Sid is only 'supporting'? by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:01:29
      I wondered where all my pits were going to! by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:02:59
    Inside stuff? Like butter? by treehugger2004-03-12 09:01:28
      Iside Stef? Is that what you meant? (n/t) by toxin2004-03-12 09:23:36
      quick leap to the gutter (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-12 09:02:56
        welcome to my domain! by dire_lobo2004-03-12 09:08:51
  Hello from Lewiston, Maine by scragman2004-03-12 08:58:13
    Mushroom, Mushroom (n/t) by frause2004-03-12 09:01:25
      Snaaaake! Snaaaaake! (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-12 09:02:23
        Come to Kenya, we've got lions... (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 09:02:40
          And tigers? (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:03:40
            Yeah, we got those too. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:05:26
              You gots *tigers*? by tigermouse2004-03-12 09:20:41
                *BOOM* by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:22:07
                  zeeky boogy doog? (n/t) by ParityBit2004-03-12 09:41:14
                Agh Snaaaaake, Snaaaaaake by treehugger2004-03-12 09:21:39
              Lions and tigers and FNORDs oh my!! by scragman2004-03-12 09:08:15
                DON'T HIDE IN THERE! by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:10:20
                  warning? by scragman2004-03-12 09:13:39
                    That's only until the eggs hatch by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
              A tiger! In Africa?(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:07:33
          Where can you find Lions? by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:03:17
            HOLY CRAP! LIONS. TOURS by Llyr2004-03-12 09:03:59
              Norway? Forget Norway! (n/t) by frause2004-03-12 09:04:26
                If Kenya were to physically... by Llyr2004-03-12 09:06:10
                  (However, this is a very rare occourance.) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:07:42
                    Think of the GERRRRRRRMS!! (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 09:08:27
                      Or the Germans. Whichever floats your boat. (n/t) by krikkert2004-03-12 09:38:55
                        what you say !! by ParityBit2004-03-12 09:51:41
                          Don't mind me. by krikkert2004-03-12 09:53:49
  Can I streak the class? by treehugger2004-03-12 08:57:59
    Nah. Just paint them in purple and orange stripes (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:02:44
    Sure! But you'll need to post the photos. ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:02:30
      Haven't got my camera by treehugger2004-03-12 09:03:16
        I don't think it can focus by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:04:41
  Hello class from Wichita, Kansas (n/t) by heyref2004-03-12 08:57:30
    heyref heyref heyref ... by rottweiler2004-03-12 08:58:15
      You're outta here! by heyref2004-03-12 08:59:51
  Hello speech class! by Llyr2004-03-12 08:56:39
    Oh, and that is a hi alla way from Utah. (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 08:56:58
  Greetz from Switzerland. by Slamlander2004-03-12 08:56:34
    Damn. I wanted to say that. by swissapple2004-03-12 10:43:26
  Hello and welcome to the middle of the film. by retiqlum22004-03-12 08:56:04
    heh - northeast edge or southeast? by bobmon2004-03-12 08:58:24
      Middle-Eastern Edge. by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:01:25
  "Hi" ? - what an absurdly short speech (n/t) by bobmon2004-03-12 08:55:49
  Hi again speach class from Hafnarfjörður, Iceland (n/t) by Lady-Luna2004-03-12 08:54:51
  z1root is lying. by EvilLionsPhil2004-03-12 08:54:41
    Citizen, you are not classified for that... by retiqlum22004-03-12 08:57:05
      Your red laser has no effect. by EvilLionsPhil2004-03-12 08:59:12
        Ultra-Violet? by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:08:50
          Baby, baby, baby, light my waaaaay (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 09:11:07
  Hello speech class from Norway, 18:00 CET by Pic2004-03-12 08:54:40
    Ditto, 18:36 CET (n/t) by krikkert2004-03-12 09:36:57
  uhm... z1root, who's the cute girl on the left? by dire_lobo2004-03-12 08:54:11
    Forget the cute girl on the left... by retiqlum22004-03-12 09:13:42
  Hola, speech class. by Irrelevant2004-03-12 08:54:06
    Scotland, UK. 16:54 (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-03-12 08:56:30
  Hi Class! Greetings from Sweden [17:54] (n/t) by frause2004-03-12 08:53:53
  Hello from Wisconsin (n/t) by miathet2004-03-12 08:53:04
  You, in the blue shirt - your fly's open! by nin_man2004-03-12 08:52:13
    And I'm in Lakeland, FL. It's 11:55 in the AM by nin_man2004-03-12 08:57:43
  Hello class! by Lis772004-03-12 08:52:03
  Hello Speech Class! (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-03-12 08:51:45
    Oops, Albuquerque, New Mexico 9:54am (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-03-12 08:52:40
      In AAAA-aaa-aaaa-aaaal-buquerque!! (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 09:03:24
        Do you have any jelly donuts? (n/t) by hyzenthlay2004-03-12 09:25:10
      howdy hyzenthlay, how have you been? by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Well somehting it out there today by hyzenthlay2004-03-12 09:25:54
  Greetings "speach class" by dire_lobo2004-03-12 08:51:30
    oh... greetings from Albuquerque New Mexico by dire_lobo2004-03-12 08:52:58
      Greets From Santa Fe, New Mexico @ 10:30 MDT (n/t) by mrmisguided2004-03-12 09:33:53
      I'm confused... by Naruki2004-03-12 09:05:27
        it was a ruse... designed to draw you into this by dire_lobo2004-03-12 09:20:45
          Ha ha ha, that would never work! by Naruki2004-03-12 09:26:29
            I did... she was nearly as impressed as you are by dire_lobo2004-03-12 09:42:43
        ^^ Our local spelling and grammar Nazi ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:05:59
      Are we supposed to state where we are located? by Spisefisken2004-03-12 08:54:25
        No, but we do so anyway. by frause2004-03-12 08:56:02
  PAY ATTENTION CLASS. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 08:51:26
    Put on your tinfoil hats now. by treehugger2004-03-12 08:51:59
      REMEMBER: SHINY SIDE *IN* (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2004-03-12 08:52:53
        England are 47-2 off 16 by treehugger2004-03-12 08:59:08
          Now 51 - 2 off 18 (n/t) by treehugger2004-03-12 09:07:32
            23 - 23 / 23 by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:19:59
        Don't listen to him. by Didactylos2004-03-12 08:54:44
          Especially me. (n/t) by GoodLionsPhil2004-03-12 08:56:23
  Hello from Omaha Nebraska 10:51AM Central (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-12 08:51:19
  Hello from St. Louis, MO - 10:50 AM (n/t) by Spud312004-03-12 08:50:59
  Hi from BC, Canada @8:49am (n/t) by Celticess2004-03-12 08:49:42
  'allo 'allo, Speech Class! by Naruki2004-03-12 08:49:35
  FNORD. by Didactylos2004-03-12 08:49:29
    Make the sheep stop. by treehugger2004-03-12 08:51:08
      *frags sheep* by Didactylos2004-03-12 08:52:04
        *Sighs in relief* by treehugger2004-03-12 08:52:55
  Hi Speech Class - AGAIN! by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 08:48:48
    No, no. They were a swell excuse for a party by SaleGamine2004-03-12 09:30:11
    *lol* (n/t) by Llyr2004-03-12 08:59:48
  Hi Speech class by Spisefisken2004-03-12 08:48:48
    I thought you were a cat-aholic. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 08:49:11
      Oh that too by Spisefisken2004-03-12 08:49:46
        Feline mind control. by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 08:50:53
          You shouldn't have written that by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
            He's such a cutie! :) (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 09:16:10
          What a ludicrous notion! by LionsPhil2004-03-12 08:52:17
A suggestion for the reply filter: by Irrelevant2004-03-12 08:45:29
quick help needed finding old UF strips. PLEASE! by z1root2004-03-12 08:19:24
  sorry I have to go do my taxes, can't help by Ubergeek22004-03-12 08:40:14
  not large, but here's his bio... by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Here's the group picture from by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Da. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-12 09:59:22
  Good luck for you! by chrisP2004-03-12 08:32:25
  Okay, HUGE pic of Dust Puppy, then? by z1root2004-03-12 08:27:37
  Don't think there is by Didactylos2004-03-12 08:23:07
  Here's one... by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
    argh! beat by a Utah team again! ;-) (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-03-12 08:48:20
      What? No. by Llyr2004-03-12 08:57:48
        duly by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yeah, it doesn't look like there's by Llyr2004-03-12 08:26:21
      yeah only of Crud Puppy :( (n/t) by frause2004-03-12 08:40:34
Need Help with by laserman2004-03-12 08:19:11
invoke("LionsPhil", "re: quotes") by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yeah, I knew where the link WENT, by LionsPhil2004-03-12 08:40:32
Power came back on 54 minutes ago. by retiqlum22004-03-12 08:12:09
Anyone have any gut feelings about "The Nation"? by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  They are very liberal by voxwoman2004-03-12 11:02:54
  I do not know about the Nation, but the article by toxin2004-03-12 09:12:58
  When I was debating in college, the Nation by webishop2004-03-12 08:29:35
HAHAHAHAHA by Llyr2004-03-12 08:00:28
  HAHAHAHAHA... by dire_lobo2004-03-12 08:33:20
    That sucks. by Llyr2004-03-12 08:59:03
Elvish is the correct term.. not Elven by BulletProof2004-03-12 07:50:27
  Elvish has left the building. by webishop2004-03-12 09:49:32
  But Illiad didn't. by Didactylos2004-03-12 08:01:35
    Won't matter for some by majorana_nu2004-03-13 14:54:10
    perhaps Sid is merely messing with the Boss.(n/t) by pseudonihm2004-03-12 18:44:07
    Sid is never wrong you Philistine!(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 08:10:27
      Someone call? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-12 15:19:36
      Sid could be wrong -- he just won't admit it. by greywolf2004-03-12 08:40:21
        <reverb>ELDER GEEKS ARE NEVER WRONG!</reverb> by Slamlander2004-03-12 09:30:50
OSS v. SCO news by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Typical analysts. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 08:44:46
  wow... by scragman2004-03-12 08:26:06
Lunar gardens? by BloodyViking2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There is the small matter of by Slamlander2004-03-12 08:32:10
  Go them, by fudje2004-03-12 07:45:26
    Mining by blaesa2004-03-12 09:09:42
  The international treaties are devastatingly clear by Didactylos2004-03-12 07:36:23
    Is there an international treaty regarding the sun by McGowan2004-03-12 08:00:00
      And you would stop "free-loaders" how? (n/t) by tigermouse2004-03-12 08:25:17
        send a billing statement to everyone, by dire_lobo2004-03-12 09:27:47
        There are 6 Billion people on this planet. by McGowan2004-03-12 08:38:54
          NO! by blaesa2004-03-12 09:11:44
          Me. by tigermouse2004-03-12 08:47:54
            If the BBC can charge me for a TV by McGowan2004-03-12 08:50:17
              *picks McGowan's pockets* by tigermouse2004-03-12 08:59:59
                Student here! by McGowan2004-03-12 09:02:53
                  No idea by tigermouse2004-03-12 09:12:21
      I think SCO claims part of the source code... (n/t) by Spud312004-03-12 08:10:57
      Already called it by blaesa2004-03-12 08:10:35
      There are quite a few space treaties. by Didactylos2004-03-12 08:04:46
        Star Wars was Reagan. by retiqlum22004-03-12 08:09:26
          Same difference. by Didactylos2004-03-12 08:11:06
    Damned by his own words: by Didactylos2004-03-12 07:49:20
      "...or of any natural person." by Spiff2004-03-12 08:07:02
        Does that mean that by silvermoon822004-03-12 08:12:47
          Grrrr, thought I had double posted. (n/t) by McGowan2004-03-12 08:20:10
            Hehehe. by silvermoon822004-03-12 10:46:08
        Does that mean that by McGowan2004-03-12 08:08:30
          Are aliens not natural? (n/t) by julius.apweiler2004-03-12 08:09:42
            My point being, if we discovered life on the moon by McGowan2004-03-12 08:19:38
              Why not? by Naruki2004-03-12 08:23:08
                But that would be conquest. by McGowan2004-03-12 08:28:58
                  Not a law, a treaty. by Spiff2004-03-12 09:21:25
                  Same thing, really. by julius.apweiler2004-03-12 09:16:28
            Or are they not persons? by BloodyViking2004-03-12 08:13:00
              Well, I've been told homosexuals are unnatural. by JPaganel2004-03-12 08:30:55
                As long as they let me visit it sometime :-) (n/t) by Spiff2004-03-12 09:13:26
                I'm sure there are plenty of homophobes by McGowan2004-03-12 08:37:06
                  Excellent idea! by Naruki2004-03-12 08:48:11
                    You didn't need to make me crack up by McGowan2004-03-12 08:51:30
      RE: Damned by his own words by blaesa2004-03-12 07:53:25
        I don't know everything! by Didactylos2004-03-12 07:55:25
    Apparently they aren't clear at all. by BloodyViking2004-03-12 07:40:18
      Lies. by Didactylos2004-03-12 07:43:07
        Thanks for posting them. by BloodyViking2004-03-12 07:53:13
      Once you stake a claim to land that no-one yet has by fudje2004-03-12 07:41:49
        I've got dibs on Pluto!!!! (n/t) by Spud312004-03-12 07:51:42
          Dibs! by blaesa2004-03-12 07:56:38
            Fine. I claim all asteroids and comets by BloodyViking2004-03-12 08:00:40
              What happens when Halley's Comet by McGowan2004-03-12 08:22:19
                How would That happen? by BloodyViking2004-03-12 08:27:51
                  What a way to join the property ladder. by McGowan2004-03-12 08:30:25
                    Ultimate Tax Haven by blaesa2004-03-12 09:04:25
          Pluto's dead. by Naruki2004-03-12 07:55:58
          don't talk about my home planet that way! by treehugger2004-03-12 07:52:27
            I am sure patriotic would work just fine. (n/t) by McGowan2004-03-12 07:54:53
              I'm inventing new words by treehugger2004-03-12 07:56:15
Gawd this sux! by Slamlander2004-03-12 07:28:13
  And the beat goes on .... by Slamlander2004-03-12 14:24:20
  hey well it's in switzerland by ParityBit2004-03-12 08:47:03
    People in switzerland have time to browse UF? by McGowan2004-03-12 08:57:03
      well if we would think of that by ParityBit2004-03-12 09:18:16
  dag yo... by scragman2004-03-12 07:30:45
  Not really... by anders_holm_ie2004-03-12 07:30:42
    just saw response times.. by anders_holm_ie2004-03-12 07:32:33
From the Inbox by fore_deck2004-03-12 07:28:11
I watched a classic geek movie last night. by techi8702004-03-12 07:27:16
  Close Encounters? (n/t) by Spud312004-03-12 07:52:47
    Not so much science more geek. (n/t) by techi8702004-03-12 07:53:40
  Is it WarGames? by nin_man2004-03-12 07:52:24
    Not WarGames but you are getting warm. by techi8702004-03-12 07:53:13
      Revenge of the Nerds?? (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-12 07:58:07
      Revenge of the Nerds? by MajorG172004-03-12 07:55:40
        We have a winner. by techi8702004-03-12 07:56:45
          an "I eta phi"??? (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-03-12 09:30:42
          mmmmmmm pie. by MajorG172004-03-12 07:57:53
            The supafly loves pie! by nin_man2004-03-12 08:03:27
        Bah, you beat me to it. by nin_man2004-03-12 07:56:21
          Doh.. just a lil too late also heh (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-12 07:58:30
          I haven't noticed it on. I don't think I have by techi8702004-03-12 07:57:44
  Tron maybe? (n/t) by abstrackt2004-03-12 07:52:11
  Real Genius? (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-12 07:40:51
    Just confirmed that the movie is 20 years old (n/t) by techi8702004-03-12 07:43:15
  I know! I know! by TechisSO2004-03-12 07:38:37
  Let's see, 16 years ago.... by fudje2004-03-12 07:31:47
    Nope was set in modern day back then. (n/t) by techi8702004-03-12 07:37:51
  Weird Science? (n/t) by bordertech2004-03-12 07:30:37
    Nope (n/t) by techi8702004-03-12 07:42:46
ATTN: Perl hackers by Pic2004-03-12 07:16:41
  Sounds like a *nix thing, not Perl. by fudje2004-03-12 07:48:28
  are you reinstating the signal handler? by imperito2004-03-12 07:48:27
Here's a question for a quiet Friday... by bordertech2004-03-12 07:15:51
  No-one can hold a candle to Linda Carter!(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 08:04:21
  google alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer by pas512004-03-12 07:30:28
    Actually, I'm more interested in the opinions by bordertech2004-03-12 07:32:38
verison suxorz... by scragman2004-03-12 07:13:24
Question regarding music, and new styles therein: by MajorG172004-03-12 07:12:23
  Dunno what they'll call it. by Llyr2004-03-12 08:03:46
    Will it be based on Pi? (n/t) by Spud312004-03-12 08:10:24
      Nah, should be Phi by MajorG172004-03-12 08:19:36
        Silence is golden... (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-03-12 08:33:28
  Futurist. by fudje2004-03-12 07:29:59
    yeah... they both had an affinity for adding by dire_lobo2004-03-12 08:25:30
    Well, obviously. by MajorG172004-03-12 07:39:44
      My music teach once said: simple to complicated by treehugger2004-03-12 07:50:43
        hehe. by MajorG172004-03-12 08:08:31
          The idea was that people innovate... by treehugger2004-03-12 08:10:53
            OK, I can see that. by MajorG172004-03-12 10:26:31
        Norah Jones? by Irrelevant2004-03-12 08:02:39
        For "teach": read "teacher" by treehugger2004-03-12 07:54:12
      I think there is a marked trend towards profanity by Spud312004-03-12 07:42:17
        I thought that, too, but by MajorG172004-03-12 07:51:10
  Using my pre-cognizance abilities by Patch2004-03-12 07:15:13
    BOB = Bouncy Obese Bands by Patch2004-03-12 07:24:48
      So the new style would be... by MajorG172004-03-12 07:29:23
        Can't you just see it now? by Patch2004-03-12 07:33:51
Regarding Dolphins yesterday... by nelzie2004-03-12 06:49:35
  why does "supreme" come into the equation? by rottweiler2004-03-12 07:47:37
    Because nelzie deliberately removed context by Naruki2004-03-12 08:17:33
      Exactly! by nelzie2004-03-12 10:06:18
      ahh ... thank you :D (n/t) by rottweiler2004-03-12 08:50:22
  Dolphins are superior. by fudje2004-03-12 07:37:00
    So long and thanks for all the fish. by McGowan2004-03-12 07:38:39
      Can we start slapping people with fishes now? (n/t) by Spud312004-03-12 07:45:11
        Huh? What? Who said mIRC? (n/t) by McGowan2004-03-12 07:54:19
  All this is doing... by kelli2172004-03-12 07:32:43
  Humans are more adaptable by Slamlander2004-03-12 07:21:22
    I would bring in the issue of genetic variation by treehugger2004-03-12 07:40:42
    The problem you have is probably nelzie's fault... by Naruki2004-03-12 07:38:26
      You remove... by nelzie2004-03-12 08:07:58
        I've seen Naruki apologize several times... by Ravenlock2004-03-12 11:45:28
    Are we really all that adaptable? by McGowan2004-03-12 07:36:27
      See my comment re: genetic variability by treehugger2004-03-12 08:01:52
      Then we die.(n/t) by nelzie2004-03-12 08:00:50
    In a way... by nelzie2004-03-12 07:30:21
    That says it all. by Didactylos2004-03-12 07:26:11
      And each one of those circles has a point... by McGowan2004-03-12 07:28:52
  *snicker* by Naruki2004-03-12 07:14:47
    Well, I didn't forget by tigermouse2004-03-12 08:41:15
      Heh. by Naruki2004-03-12 08:46:29
        Nelzie has the oppinion that by McGowan2004-03-12 09:08:48
    So you really were meaning... by nelzie2004-03-12 07:27:45
      *is very tempted to LART* by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
        This started from "Atheism is not a religion"? by McGowan2004-03-12 07:37:48
    What tigermouse said... by nelzie2004-03-12 07:24:18
      Ok, now I've read the posts this refers to... by Spiff2006-11-19 12:55:59
      A small note: by Spiff2004-03-12 07:36:58
      Furthermore... by nelzie2004-03-12 07:25:48
        Because you are lying... by Naruki2004-03-12 07:35:28
          No I don't. by nelzie2004-03-12 07:46:15
            I see two choices... by Naruki2004-03-12 08:15:09
              Only two choices? by nelzie2004-03-12 09:36:30
                I did respond by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Anyway... by nelzie2004-03-12 12:09:46
                    How magnanimous of you! by Naruki2004-03-12 12:58:54
                      Rude behavior? by nelzie2004-03-12 13:57:31
                        You are so full of s**t I don't know where... by Naruki2004-03-12 14:08:03
                          Relax by nelzie2004-03-12 14:21:26
                            Get stuffed. by Naruki2004-03-12 14:28:09
                              Miscreant, a definition... by nelzie2004-03-12 14:40:49
                                Get stuffed. by Naruki2004-03-12 14:51:02
                                Not it isn't. by nelzie2004-03-12 15:00:35
                    The supporting information was your own post by tigermouse2004-03-12 12:54:41
                      Ahem. by nelzie2004-03-12 13:39:58
                        Your argument itself was flawed by tigermouse2004-03-12 15:21:31
                          You are still missing the point... by nelzie2004-03-13 08:14:18
                            It is part of the argument by tigermouse2004-03-13 09:05:31
                Enough with your unsubtle attacks. by Naruki2004-03-12 09:42:00
                  I can say the same of you! by nelzie2004-03-12 10:09:43
                    You are now in dangerous territory. by Naruki2004-03-12 10:27:44
                      This is the gist... by nelzie2004-03-12 12:19:41
  How about physical superiority? by McGowan2004-03-12 07:04:17
    Especially sexually, by LionsPhil2004-03-12 11:00:07
      hehehe... by nelzie2004-03-12 12:11:28
    No they aren't. by nelzie2004-03-12 07:10:36
      "A Dolphin must stay wet, in water, in order to by McGowan2004-03-12 07:22:36
        Uh... you do know... by nelzie2004-03-12 07:31:51
          I thought it was a pretty good movie myself. by McGowan2004-03-12 07:50:04
            Let's consider that for a moment... by nelzie2004-03-12 07:59:53
              Again not the point. by McGowan2004-03-12 08:04:19
                Um... by nelzie2004-03-12 08:36:36
                  Intelligence is the ability to learn. by McGowan2004-03-12 08:48:49
                    Interesting although... by nelzie2004-03-12 09:50:46
  To oversimplify: by Didactylos2004-03-12 06:59:05
    You were right, until... by nelzie2004-03-12 07:14:11
      That is indeed by Didactylos2004-03-12 07:18:56
        Which is why... by nelzie2004-03-12 07:35:31
    Uh uh ... by chrisP2004-03-12 07:01:05
      Yes. by Didactylos2004-03-12 07:05:15
        Nope. by chrisP2004-03-12 07:09:32
          You are spot on! by Naruki2004-03-12 07:17:40
            *examines face* by Didactylos2004-03-12 07:20:19
              Indeedily doodily. by Naruki2004-03-12 07:24:06
                But we do. by Didactylos2004-03-12 07:28:23
                  You are simply wrong. by Naruki2004-03-12 07:41:06
                  Ugh ... by chrisP2004-03-12 07:41:03
                    *throws in missing apostrophe* by chrisP2004-03-12 07:42:04
                    Dang, that was good. by Naruki2004-03-12 07:42:02
                Arn't all those things in the eye by McGowan2004-03-12 07:26:12
                  Yep. by Naruki2004-03-12 07:38:50
                    Yeah I got that. by McGowan2004-03-12 07:52:46
                      I figured you did, actually. by Naruki2004-03-12 07:57:56
                        Ahh right, you know you could be a politician. by McGowan2004-03-12 08:07:39
          We know what superiority is. by Didactylos2004-03-12 07:16:57
Real letter I received in the mail yesterday by crash_2004-03-12 06:49:01
I open the window, it's too cold by SnappingTurtle2004-03-12 06:40:58
  Issuing insurance certificates. by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 08:21:38
  Entering data by treehugger2004-03-12 07:59:52
  I get to evaluate and recommend a POS system. by JustnCase2004-03-12 07:57:49
    Verrrry interesting by SnappingTurtle2004-03-12 08:30:50
  Rerunning reports I did wrong yesterday... by Spud312004-03-12 07:21:38
    OK, did you get the memo about the TPS reports? by SnappingTurtle2004-03-12 07:26:41
  working till four thirty (EST) by scragman2004-03-12 07:02:26
    "Res. Assistant"? by SnappingTurtle2004-03-12 07:09:13
  w*rk... the day I go on a road by P.Buttercup2004-03-12 06:56:04
  Is grumpy smiling? by Naruki2004-03-12 06:48:11
  Asking myself why by McGowan2004-03-12 06:46:50
  Sending commands to a robot by MajorG172004-03-12 06:45:17
    So you can't send commands like... by SnappingTurtle2004-03-12 07:00:50
      Well, I *can* send those commands by MajorG172004-03-12 07:03:46
  So crack the window and put something between it by Sieldan2004-03-12 06:42:50
    *punches window, producing small crack* by SnappingTurtle2004-03-12 06:59:29
      Ok, not quite what I had in mind, by Sieldan2004-03-12 07:21:55
Everyone knows... by Naruki2004-03-12 06:35:21
  Well, if you drink enough caffeine, by bassplayer2004-03-12 17:19:12
  Here's a quote for you Naruki: by TechisSO2004-03-12 07:19:33
    Have you read our FAQ? by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thank you Naruki by TechisSO2004-03-12 07:23:46
        Glad I could help. by Naruki2004-03-12 07:26:40
  Used to be by Control2004-03-12 07:05:33
    Thank you! by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Some references ... by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Tell you what Naruki, by McGowan2004-03-12 06:58:06
    Hmmmm by McGowan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Everyone? by nelzie2004-03-12 06:57:13
    And if you read the post... by Spiff2004-03-12 13:34:30
      Thank you. by Naruki2004-03-12 14:18:52
        Actually, I wasn't dragging anything... by nelzie2004-03-13 09:26:34
  It's true by voxwoman2004-03-12 06:44:42
    Why do you think it's true, though? by Naruki2004-03-12 06:46:41
      I think it's true because that's what I remember by voxwoman2004-03-12 06:54:12
  Everyone? by MajorG172004-03-12 06:43:08
  experiments performed by every young man? by polarkitten2004-03-12 06:41:56
  I know that drinking your own by McGowan2004-03-12 06:41:26
    and you would know this how? ;) (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-03-12 06:45:57
      He was mean to his little brother? by Naruki2004-03-12 06:47:21
        Survivalist training. by McGowan2004-03-12 06:49:48
          Really? Common sense says that? by Naruki2004-03-12 07:15:34
            Because of the way osmosis works by Pic2004-03-12 07:19:05
              Thank you.... by McGowan2004-03-12 07:30:20
            He probably meant "common knowledge" by MajorG172004-03-12 07:17:34
ATTN: Kickstart by SnappingTurtle2004-03-12 06:27:35
  ATTN: Dad2TZK by Naruki2004-03-12 06:36:15
    ATTN: by Spisefisken2004-03-12 06:52:02
      {{{{fishy}}}} (n/t) by treehugger2004-03-12 08:13:41
      *gives * by chrisP2004-03-12 07:13:59
  10, 9, 8, 7, 6... by Khaar2004-03-12 06:35:15
  ohhh nooo not again !!!! (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 06:29:27
Latest reason why I hate Comcast Cable by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 06:07:33
  Too bad that other ComCast customers didn't by Slamlander2004-03-12 07:09:01
  Can you get DSL instead? by voxwoman2004-03-12 06:29:30
    Cable operator = by miathet2004-03-12 06:52:10
    Wide open west is ok by Dad2TZK2004-03-12 06:32:18
  Reminds me of by TheCatMan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The breakin wasn't the problem with that by McGowan2004-03-12 06:24:59
LOL! by SnappingTurtle2004-03-12 06:03:34
  A thought: by Didactylos2004-03-12 06:08:47
    Can't do right now by SnappingTurtle2004-03-12 06:37:39
THIRD ANNUAL UF CRAWFISH BOIL by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 06:03:03
  Well, poop. by kelli2172004-03-12 07:26:30
  Have a really good time by voxwoman2004-03-12 06:48:33
  Ohh, that reminds me. Gotta request some time off by Sieldan2004-03-12 06:38:51
    /me smacks you I asked for that off by P.Buttercup2004-03-12 06:40:32
      Hey hey HEY! None of that! by Sieldan2004-03-12 06:50:03
        oh you just wait till tonight ;-) (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-03-12 06:54:14
  hint? where? ;-) (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-03-12 06:32:56
    How do you spell hint? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 07:19:47
      *innocent look* by P.Buttercup2004-03-12 07:30:25
  UFies and Crawfish and Beer, oh my! by silvermoon822004-03-12 06:10:23
  *Sniffle* (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-03-12 06:05:28
    We wish you could come too. by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 06:07:34
      I don't need feeding up by SaleGamine2004-03-12 06:14:20
Methinks she's vain. by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Grr... by oot2004-03-12 16:29:28
  How is she being vain? (n/t) by xcheopis2004-03-12 09:20:01
    Risking the lives of her children... by nin_man2004-03-12 09:23:54
      How do you know that was her reason? (n/t) by xcheopis2004-03-12 09:26:19
        He read the article? by Naruki2004-03-12 09:30:10
          Well, I got a few things wrong. by Naruki2004-03-12 09:31:30
            *gleefully points at Naruki* by xcheopis2004-03-12 09:37:34
        It doesn't look like I do. by nin_man2004-03-12 09:28:43
          In all the articles I've seen, by xcheopis2004-03-12 09:34:23
            Some doctors have serious attitude problems by oot2004-03-12 16:35:54
  yeah really... by scragman2004-03-12 07:00:02
    One of the twins survived. by MajorG172004-03-12 07:02:21
      I think that we can make an exception... by scragman2004-03-12 07:33:31
        Good game, sir! by xcheopis2004-03-13 09:29:07
        Oh, sure, torture her however you like, but by MajorG172004-03-12 07:43:44
          Ah, but there are exceptions. by Naruki2004-03-12 07:50:37
            Nope, too lazy :-) by MajorG172004-03-12 07:54:48
          does she get the award after the sharks eat? (n/t) by scragman2004-03-12 07:45:14
            Only if the surviving child dies by MajorG172004-03-12 07:47:59
              Does that mean people who have by buddha2004-03-12 08:15:39
                They are. by mwq2004-03-12 12:44:10
                darn...(n/t) by scragman2004-03-12 08:28:19
  Very interesting case. by kill.joy2004-03-12 06:59:30
    I don't think your analogy fits very well. by buddha2004-03-12 08:13:55
      What s/he is saying is that by oot2004-03-12 16:22:45
  This ought to make for an interesting court battle by crash_2004-03-12 06:22:41
    I don't think you can by voxwoman2004-03-12 06:39:22
      I can't believe they can tell a woman by crash_2004-03-12 06:55:14
        Is the thought of a by JPaganel2004-03-12 09:40:00
          have you watched a C-section being done? by voxwoman2004-03-12 10:26:58
            Twice. In person. (n/t) by JPaganel2004-03-12 12:40:14
        You will have a baby in your STOMACH ? by scissors2004-03-12 08:48:20
          I've seen scars, I've seen them with my eyes by voxwoman2004-03-12 10:43:05
          Baby might taste good. You never know. (n/t) by nin_man2004-03-12 08:55:16
            Fat Bastidge thinks so... by Naruki2004-03-12 09:09:31
        You aren't being asked to believe THAT. by Naruki2004-03-12 07:48:27
      No so much a time limit by BloodyViking2004-03-12 06:50:52
        it didn't look quite that way to me by voxwoman2004-03-12 07:34:32
          If doctors were going to take the fall by McGowan2004-03-12 08:15:42
          You are assuming too much control by BloodyViking2004-03-12 07:50:17
            it's kinda hard to dump a doctor by voxwoman2004-03-12 10:32:58
              All at once, sure. by Naruki2004-03-12 12:56:31
              The blood on the top of the heads by Sweethart2004-03-12 11:29:40
                Only ONE of the twins died... (n/t) by quilting_kitty2004-03-12 11:39:41
                  Well, heck. by nin_man2004-03-12 13:00:57
                    Maybe the remaining twin will grow up to be the by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 13:31:28
  I love how by nevdull2004-03-12 06:05:57
    That was a mug shot. by nin_man2004-03-12 06:13:16
      Especially after giving birth... by Sweethart2004-03-12 06:32:52
        Not really true. by JPaganel2004-03-12 08:45:51
  I dont know. by McGowan2004-03-12 06:03:42
    As a mom, that's crap. by Sweethart2004-03-12 06:31:47
      I agree it was a bad choice. by McGowan2004-03-12 06:43:53
        My mum is terrified of operations, by syren2004-03-12 07:08:07
          I will never know by McGowan2004-03-12 07:18:01
I leave a project for a week and look at the mess! by Khaar2004-03-12 05:39:28
  What should I do now? by Khaar2004-03-12 06:31:49
    If you are the boss, part of your job is teaching by toxin2004-03-12 08:27:10
      I'm not anyone's boss. by Khaar2004-03-12 16:58:10
    If your earning three times what he is by McGowan2004-03-12 07:01:33
  Mmm...sounds like a SEG* project. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 05:47:42
    We have a SEG too. by retiqlum22004-03-12 07:54:21
    Wow, that's brilliant realism: by Jeff_UK2004-03-12 05:49:50
      If you want realism by afterburner2004-03-12 06:22:58
  "...if I delete about 70% of the new code ..." by fore_deck2004-03-12 05:46:09
Warning... by fore_deck2004-03-12 05:33:11
  wash(System.getKeyboard()); // surely? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-12 05:35:53
    Probably by fore_deck2004-03-12 05:41:41
      Coke dissolves ... by scissors2004-03-12 05:50:53
        Well, I washed it under a running tap for 30 secs by fore_deck2004-03-12 05:58:05
Attn Slamlander by SaleGamine2004-03-12 05:30:13
  you might be a UFie if by TheRaven2004-03-12 05:50:31
    Actually you have to be a Ufie to do that! by SaleGamine2004-03-12 06:02:57
      I post therefore I am by fore_deck2004-03-12 06:07:21
        postigo, ergo ufie sum .. or something like that ( (n/t) by stacato2004-03-12 08:46:03
Hearing the word "elvish" by winsmith2004-03-12 05:28:53
  Elvis-h: the rock of Kings? (n/t) by scissors2004-03-12 05:40:52
  Yeah! Iron Maiden! :) by Gorgar2004-03-12 05:40:02
    Be Quick...or be Dead! (n/t) by rorajoey2004-03-12 08:59:10
    iron maiden used to be good (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-12 05:52:33
      Untrue! :) by Gorgar2004-03-12 12:38:55
      They aren't anymore? by winsmith2004-03-12 05:57:40
        they are not anymore by TheRaven2004-03-12 06:14:42
          hear hear. by winsmith2004-03-12 06:34:18
    That you guys always have to bring the army into by winsmith2004-03-12 05:51:24
ATTN: Lord_Dolphin by winsmith2004-03-12 05:16:03
Why is Gred so small compared to the Chief by winsmith2004-03-12 05:15:37
  Small yes, should he haggle for Hobb(r)itish (n/t) by scissors2004-03-12 05:26:38
  What you CAN'T see by LionsPhil2004-03-12 05:24:54
2nd Frame; what's that above Greg's head? by stujlaird2004-03-12 05:00:44
  His bubble. Bursting. (n/t) by HaloZero2004-03-12 07:00:42
  It's Iliad hesitating between by scissors2004-03-12 05:45:14
    I think its more of a by McGowan2004-03-12 05:46:29
  It's a doink. (n/t) by nin_man2004-03-12 05:01:19
    Is it pink? by Khaar2004-03-12 05:22:51
      I didn't expect that by MajorG172004-03-12 05:26:03
    Perhaps a ping? (n/t) by winsmith2004-03-12 05:22:09
    It's clearly a ding. (n/t) by winsmith2004-03-12 05:18:40
    No, it's a zing. (n/t) by fudje2004-03-12 05:11:46
    More of a plink, I thought. (n/t) by Didactylos2004-03-12 05:08:57
    Isn't it a bink? (n/t) by ErniePi2004-03-12 05:07:27
    Thanks. Now what's a doink? (n/t) by stujlaird2004-03-12 05:05:11
      It's a sound effect, in visual form. (n/t) by MajorG172004-03-12 05:06:10
        No, it's more like a visual representation by LionsPhil2004-03-12 05:12:09
ONQ by TheRaven2004-03-12 04:16:29
Yay my Ufie connecttion seems fixed...! :) by Electric Storm2004-03-12 04:04:05
  New Browser? by ideur2004-03-12 04:12:13
    Nope! by Electric Storm2004-03-12 11:59:16
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
please tell me why by dissociated2004-03-12 03:40:31
  Same "reason" they chose by scissors2004-03-12 05:40:05
  It's a standard (n/t) by ideur2004-03-12 04:04:50
  Because those are standard unix keyboard shortcuts by afterburner2004-03-12 03:44:57
SETI@Ufie by Afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
Attn: Oracle SQL clever people by Spisefisken2004-03-12 03:04:13
  Depends on what you want.. by deadweasle2004-03-12 03:14:03
    Rounding it is. by Spisefisken2004-03-12 03:43:43
ATTN: Khaar by bassplayer2004-03-12 02:57:03
  Only that... by Khaar2004-03-12 03:04:27
Hey Esperantistoj! by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dankon! by swisscheese2004-03-12 13:30:25
  Shameless diary plug... by Nichiran2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *clapclapclapclapclap* by winsmith2004-03-12 05:24:51
I am the American heartbreak-- by bassplayer2004-03-12 02:23:18
Prolog rocks! by LionsPhil2004-03-12 01:43:01
  That's awesome! by SlowEddieB2004-03-12 02:49:18
    Been there, done that by Rattler2004-03-12 07:30:45
    ProLog for AI by TheRaven2004-03-12 02:51:08
      AI is like artificial flavour by polarkitten2004-03-12 06:04:12
      Yes... However... by SlowEddieB2004-03-12 03:33:26
        actually she wanted a simle language by TheRaven2004-03-12 03:48:50
          They are different for a reason by Slamlander2004-03-12 05:21:22
  ??? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-12 01:43:32
    That's Prolog for by LionsPhil2004-03-12 05:34:56
Handwriting Font ??? by stacato2004-03-12 01:37:11
  Lucida Handwriting is a good typical handwriting by tzulah2004-03-12 09:48:38
    "Average womans handwriting" by treehugger2004-03-12 10:03:56
  I've got at least one but it's celtic :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-03-12 08:13:02
  there are many free ones available by DragonLady2004-03-12 02:47:12
  I have to ask why? by fore_deck2004-03-12 02:09:37
    Classic copper-plate! by Khaar2004-03-12 02:13:55
      Hmmm..... by fore_deck2004-03-12 02:21:14
        I like that quote. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-12 02:23:51
          The ironic thing... by fore_deck2004-03-12 02:24:47
            I wasn't allowed to use a pen when i by McGowan2004-03-12 05:36:17
              hmmm by fore_deck2004-03-12 05:43:55
                Actually my handwritting has been picking up by McGowan2004-03-12 06:06:46
                  That's cool... by fore_deck2004-03-12 06:10:31
                    I remember a girl in my high school. by McGowan2004-03-12 06:28:08
                      *sigh* girls in school *sigh* by fore_deck2004-03-12 07:19:41
                        My problem is I think too much. by McGowan2004-03-12 08:26:31
                        Wow, imagine that! by Naruki2004-03-12 07:28:37
                          You! Naruki! Shoo! by fore_deck2004-03-12 07:48:09
                            He he he. by Naruki2004-03-12 07:53:44
                              no, no, no... by fore_deck2004-03-12 08:30:50
                                Must not Explode with rage at thought of sheep by treehugger2004-03-12 08:34:45
                                Evil Sheep... by fore_deck2004-03-12 08:40:23
                                They allow themselves to be owned by treehugger2004-03-12 08:46:43
How do YOU spell relief? by bassplayer2004-03-12 01:20:08
  B-O-O-Z-E by nhlinux2004-03-12 09:33:47
  double-R, double-E, double-L... by rorajoey2004-03-12 09:02:14
    found out from IMDB... by rorajoey2004-03-12 12:30:32
  With four 'Q's. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-03-12 08:48:45
  I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T by Spud312004-03-12 07:50:00
  P-I-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-... by retiqlum22004-03-12 07:48:48
  S-C-U-B-A--D-I-V-I-N-G by P.Buttercup2004-03-12 07:18:33
  S-E-X by Sweethart2004-03-12 06:25:02
    lol... by scragman2004-03-12 07:05:12
      But that by fore_deck2004-03-12 07:54:03
  WHY_DOES_EVERYONE_SHOUT_WILE_SPELLING_THESE_ANSWER by scissors2004-03-12 06:00:03
    BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING TROUBLE by voxwoman2004-03-12 06:51:24
    Because we're spelling the word and we go into by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 06:06:14
    That's by fore_deck2004-03-12 06:02:19
  R-O-L-A-I-D-S... by nelzie2004-03-12 05:57:08
  T-E-R-R-Y P-R-A-T-C-H-E-T-T by refried-bean2004-03-12 05:56:46
  C-R-A-W-F-I-S-H--B-O-I-L (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-03-12 05:55:31
  T-H-E-R-M-O-N-U-C-L-E-A-R F-I-R-E-B-A-L-L (n/t) by Arcanum2004-03-12 05:38:16
  W-E-E-K-E-N-D by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 05:34:32
    Um, yea, NOLA, Im gonna need you to come in by Sieldan2004-03-12 06:38:05
      *screams and runs* by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 07:21:13
        Then by all means, do so! by Sieldan2004-03-12 07:39:55
        I did that last weekend.. by fore_deck2004-03-12 07:31:46
          I think I'll get drunk and play Strip Scrabble by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 07:39:28
            No that's a game that isn't played enough... by fore_deck2004-03-12 08:41:54
              Say "bonus" out loud and think about it. by nin_man2004-03-12 08:53:56
                Loves seven-letter words. Loves bonuses. by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 13:05:23
  P-A-Y-D-A-Y by babywhizAR2004-03-12 04:07:12
    and? by Jesus2004-03-12 04:38:11
      whoa..that bites....(n/t) by babywhizAR2004-03-12 05:12:16
        Why? Can't plan what you'll do with your money? by Khaar2004-03-12 05:19:54
  service contact (n/t) by VCA2004-03-12 03:47:49
  R-E-L-E-I-F by version0.12004-03-12 03:37:15
  M-O-O-N-S-H-I-Er, I mean.. by bikke2004-03-12 03:09:48
  C-A-N-N-A-B-I... oh you know (n/t) by Jesus2004-03-12 02:30:57
    But... by nin_man2004-03-12 07:58:56
  U.N.I.X by TheRaven2004-03-12 02:30:35
  R-E-L-I-E-F by friareriner2004-03-12 02:28:32
    Boo!! by fore_deck2004-03-12 02:51:07
      For shame! by treehugger2004-03-12 02:51:55
  W-H-I-S-K-Y by Derek2004-03-12 02:07:10
    S-P-E-Y-B-U-R-N. If you haven't so much money, by perpeduumimmobl2004-03-12 06:27:06
    G-L-E-N-M-O-R-A-N-G-I-E... by treehugger2004-03-12 02:19:30
      Agreed by nystran2004-03-12 03:58:06
      *ring* *ring* by pas512004-03-12 02:54:19
        Famous grouse make good adverts by treehugger2004-03-12 02:58:47
          I love that bird! by Spiff2004-03-12 04:19:17
            This is true of many products. by pas512004-03-12 04:27:09
          True, but they don't drive me to drink. :p (n/t) by pas512004-03-12 03:01:30
            Nice to watch though. by treehugger2004-03-12 03:08:06
    I prefer by fore_deck2004-03-12 02:10:25
      I prefere by astreius2004-03-12 02:18:29
        Currently in stock... by fore_deck2004-03-12 02:23:57
          Currently in stock by astreius2004-03-12 02:34:55
            Currently in stock by Spisefisken2004-03-12 02:46:27
              The two others I forgot by Spisefisken2004-03-12 06:13:39
              Not to forget by murphy2004-03-12 02:54:25
                Finally... by tigermouse2004-03-12 08:55:38
                  Slainthe! by murphy2004-03-12 09:40:12
              Currently in stock by Khaar2004-03-12 02:53:53
  S-A-I-L-I-N-G! by fore_deck2004-03-12 02:06:09
    Sounds like the perfect weather for by McGowan2004-03-12 06:16:29
      True by fore_deck2004-03-12 07:32:58
        Oh, we don't have the problem of ice by McGowan2004-03-12 07:43:17
          What about the kudos of winning? by fore_deck2004-03-12 07:52:21
            Ooh I like that formula. by McGowan2004-03-12 07:57:28
              That's no excuse... by fore_deck2004-03-12 08:32:12
  S-T-R-E-S-S by pas512004-03-12 01:38:11
    weirdo. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-12 01:40:39
  P-E-E (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-12 01:35:50
  it works (n/t) by dissociated2004-03-12 01:35:39
  S-L-E-E-P (n/t) by MetalMorph2004-03-12 01:31:32
  F-R-I-D-A-Y by treehugger2004-03-12 01:25:36
    Nah, just... by Apfel2004-03-12 01:28:23
      H-E-L-L-E-S by astreius2004-03-12 02:20:08
      Stout, ale or lager? (n/t) by pas512004-03-12 01:29:23
        Song moment! by Sim2004-03-12 01:38:10
          *Bobbing up and down at my desk* by treehugger2004-03-12 01:44:20
        Alt! ;o) by Apfel2004-03-12 01:30:28
  I don't. (n/t) by Sim2004-03-12 01:23:12
Rock Linux sucks! by Apfel2004-03-12 01:11:40
  Give Libranet a try,it's a one cd download by delltech2004-03-12 10:05:41
  must ... resist .... ................ by TheRaven2004-03-12 02:38:26
    As you also read... by Apfel2004-03-12 03:41:38
      Arch Linux is good (not ar>K< linux) by polarkitten2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Try FreeBSD for a change (n/t) by ideur2004-03-12 04:08:08
        no, OpenBSD (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-12 04:31:56
          Use OpenBSD for a Firewall or as a simple server by ideur2004-03-12 04:41:04
            SlackWare for Desktop by TheRaven2004-03-12 04:47:20
      Gentoo! by LionsPhil2004-03-12 03:43:06
        *flames LionsPhil* by polarkitten2004-03-12 06:15:29
        one week for setup by TheRaven2004-03-12 03:50:55
I have another gripe. by bassplayer2004-03-12 01:08:17
  Don't assert without a cite. by JillSwift2004-03-12 04:11:51
    Do you have a reference for that? :p (n/t) by pas512004-03-12 04:33:38
      Why, yes. Yes, I do. by JillSwift2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Don't do that! It's not nice. [1] by pas512004-03-12 04:59:00
Attn: Adiplomat by Blackbyrd22004-03-12 01:05:47
  personally by gibuu2004-03-12 09:43:37
    Yeah, by xcheopis2004-03-12 09:50:13
      i wasnt disagreeing... by gibuu2004-03-12 10:00:13
        Not that many, actually, by Blackbyrd22006-11-19 12:55:59
          Ah. by xcheopis2004-03-12 11:56:10
Looking for these People by hieraco2004-03-12 01:00:48
  That reminds me... by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
Whoa. I don't realize what I've done. by bassplayer2004-03-12 00:57:01
  135 on PSAT? by retiqlum22004-03-12 07:45:18
    The PSAT is not out of 800 by oot2004-03-12 16:26:38
  For 20% of one of my modules I have to write a CV by McGowan2004-03-12 06:10:25
That is totally against what Tolkien intended. by bassplayer2004-03-12 00:43:14
  How do you know what Tolkein intended? by stujlaird2004-03-12 04:49:13
    He did make a specific statement. by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yes, well... by kierthos2004-03-12 00:50:52
    See you in court! by pin0cchio2004-03-12 15:52:25
The Madrid Bombings 3/11 by tharionwind2004-03-12 00:35:47
  :`( by rottweiler2004-03-12 08:16:21
  912 Days. by Argos2004-03-12 03:04:13
    Yes, 912 Days by Uga Buga2004-03-12 03:58:17
      OR by kelli2172004-03-12 07:43:23
      Two-and-a-half years. by mwq2004-03-12 07:14:23
      Or alternatively, by TheGM2004-03-12 05:33:49
  *prays* (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-12 02:39:13
  *bows head*lights a candle in his mind* by stacato2004-03-12 01:23:01
    A candle lit within my soul by tharionwind2004-03-12 01:40:54
  Is it really 911 days? by polarkitten2004-03-12 01:02:41
  Umm...911 days later you say? by Control2004-03-12 01:01:53
    Don't think it's coincidence... by bassplayer2004-03-12 01:03:21
      I doubt... by Khaar2004-03-12 01:09:17
        no coincedence by polarkitten2004-03-12 01:14:43
          I agree. What I meant is... by Khaar2004-03-12 01:22:38
      only one thing I can say about it by polarkitten2004-03-12 01:07:51
        Hmm...something else... by bassplayer2004-03-12 01:10:09
          I wasn't joking. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-12 02:05:40
          we shouldn't joke about this by polarkitten2004-03-12 01:21:51
            I'm not all that sure about that... by Khaar2004-03-12 02:02:40
            and PLEASE no jokes involving by polarkitten2004-03-12 01:23:27
  Worst of all by alphapi62004-03-12 00:58:49
    Al Qaeda. by polarkitten2004-03-12 01:06:35
      Both by TheGM2004-03-12 05:39:41
        There could have been two shipments though... (n/t) by Khaar2004-03-12 05:45:17
          There must have been. 1 was stopped. (n/t) by TheGM2004-03-12 06:37:31
            I meant to say two shipments for just one attack. by Khaar2004-03-12 06:49:42
              Exactly by TheGM2004-03-12 11:59:58
The UF Weekly photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-03-12 00:10:01
  Joikilingus by JillSwift2004-03-12 00:17:55
    Protoglinzip by Bavvy2004-03-12 05:17:33
      Mekson by MajorG172006-11-19 12:23:33
        Oops! by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
          Suivvl by dodrian2004-03-12 09:28:38
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hallo, bin wieder Daaahaaa!!! by astreius2004-03-12 09:06:57
  *walks in* *sighs* by polarkitten2004-03-12 06:35:23
    *jumps up and down* by polarkitten2004-03-12 06:40:23
  Good day by afterburner2004-03-12 03:14:53
    *serves after lunch BAS* Anything else? by Electric Storm2004-03-12 04:00:36
      No, thanks by afterburner2004-03-12 04:46:46
  Häsch es Probleem demit? ;-) by Catharsis2004-03-12 02:50:48
  *flys in* by TheRaven2004-03-12 02:42:29
    Need any thing sir? (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-03-12 03:07:50
      a SO would be good (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-12 03:14:28
        I'd second that . But Illiways doesn't by Electric Storm2004-03-12 03:59:00
          SaleGamine could buy some for us :) (n/t) by TheRaven2004-03-12 04:42:31
            I heard they are selling them at ebay ;) (n/t) by polarkitten2004-03-12 06:19:49
  *finds nice corner to relax after work* (n/t) by bikke2004-03-12 02:23:38
  Morning folks by gibbo_monster2004-03-12 02:14:26
    *serves superduper size coffee-on-a-stick* by Electric Storm2004-03-12 03:06:53
      Aaaaahhhhhhh... (-: by gibbo_monster2004-03-12 04:13:23
  Hello! by chrisP2004-03-12 01:55:43
  Morning! :) by Electric Storm2004-03-12 01:45:51
  Goodmorning by noos2004-03-12 01:31:13
    Ah, that was Slamlander menu... but I'll try... by Electric Storm2004-03-12 01:54:42
      Let's see by noos2004-03-12 02:42:17
        Yep... the customer out there by Electric Storm2004-03-12 03:00:27
          Hmmm by noos2004-03-12 03:12:01
            Until July or August by SaleGamine2004-03-12 03:30:46
              That's longer than I thought by noos2004-03-12 04:24:47
              And let me guess ...travel time is not paid for..? by Electric Storm2004-03-12 04:07:25
                Actually it is by SaleGamine2004-03-12 04:09:06
  G'morning lads'n'ladys! by UnFair2004-03-12 00:47:03
    *serves tea* *places plate of scones on table* by Electric Storm2004-03-12 02:01:31
  <shakes snow off boots> by mathwaster2004-03-12 00:40:06
    *one HOT tea* Sorry for the delay. (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-03-12 01:55:56
  'Lo! by syren2004-03-12 00:35:03
    *hugs quad* by treehugger2004-03-12 00:35:51
      I never made it. by syren2004-03-12 01:18:39
        As long as you had fun eh? by treehugger2004-03-12 01:22:07
          Yeah. Was a nice way to spend the evening! by syren2004-03-12 01:26:19
  Morning by Bellator2004-03-12 00:33:04
    hope your days going well sweetie by Celticess2004-03-12 00:46:18
  Ah, Swiss-German by Erwin Blonk2004-03-12 00:25:38
  G'morning by treehugger2004-03-12 00:23:38
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-03-12 01:03:56
      Busy busy by treehugger2004-03-12 01:10:12
  I'd like to apologize. by zorak2004-03-12 00:16:25
    The above message is for you, Sale Gamine. (n/t) by zorak2004-03-12 01:11:35
  Skol! *plunks down with back to wall> by hieraco2004-03-12 00:12:26
  *chomps at an apple* by Ubergeek22004-03-12 00:09:33
    {{{\/\/}}} by SaleGamine2004-03-12 00:12:49
      {{{{{Jo}}}}} by Ubergeek22004-03-12 00:25:33
  {{{SaleGamine}} by astreius2004-03-12 00:08:28
  >finds corner< (n/t) by themadkansan2004-03-12 00:07:37
    >nods off< (n/t) by themadkansan2004-03-12 00:12:23
  Good Morning! by astreius2004-03-12 00:07:04
    *Serves black as sin* by SaleGamine2004-03-12 01:06:44
      How are you today? (n/t) by astreius2004-03-12 01:28:48
didnt we already have Klingon for that? (NT) by bbr2004-03-12 00:05:27
  Eek, trekkies are scary! (n/t) by Atrahasis2004-03-12 00:07:27
  I think the Elven tongues predate that. (n/t) by JillSwift2004-03-12 00:06:22
    They do, but by MaW2004-03-12 02:12:06
      A lot of spitting? isn't that welsh? *ducks* (n/t) by Jeff_UK2004-03-12 05:46:01
        Only with place names! :D (n/t) by McGowan2004-03-12 07:10:00
A random quote involving toast. by SuaveRedSalami2004-03-12 00:03:56
  Wow! by retiqlum22004-03-12 07:40:04
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-03-12 00:01:27
Translations by Nea2004-03-12 00:01:01
  Esperanto by goulo2004-03-12 06:47:36
  Quenya (a try, not complete) by bandra2004-03-12 01:22:33
    Good Quenya resource: by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
      This is ... by bandra2004-03-12 02:12:35
        Okey-doke. by bassplayer2004-03-12 02:44:10
  Low German / Deutsch by diGriz2004-03-12 00:47:59
    Sch**** by diGriz2004-03-12 00:48:52
  German / Deutsch by diGriz2004-03-12 00:05:33
    Ergänzung Bild 3 by petrus2004-03-12 03:00:00
    Korrektur by lurker692004-03-12 00:26:59
      Vielen Dank für den Hinweis by diGriz2004-03-12 00:46:43
        so ist es... by lurker692004-03-12 03:00:13
    saarlännisch / rheinfränkisch by lurker692004-03-12 00:23:40
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  i dont wanna grow up either... by secris2004-03-12 23:15:33
  I have to grow up? (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-03-12 10:10:40
  Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional (n/t) by abb3w2004-03-12 07:56:56
  Supreme Ruler of the Universe. by fudje2004-03-12 07:39:53
    But if you choose the wrong person... by Naruki2004-03-12 07:44:43
  drunk(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 07:25:54
    Why wait till you grow up? (n/t) by Spud312004-03-12 07:46:05
  Awww, do I have to??? by Spud312004-03-12 07:18:07
  Wise (n/t) by cyrek2004-03-12 07:17:55
  Not a 'grown up'? (n/t) by kambrose2004-03-12 06:46:00
  Offensively wealthy. by silvermoon822004-03-12 06:16:03
  A revolutionary like our Founding Fathers. by NOLAWitch2004-03-12 05:44:44
  Independently Wealthy by DarthSane2004-03-12 05:22:55
  <maryMartinAsPeterPan> by flatlander2004-03-12 05:01:02
  I already am what I want: a highly paid consultant (n/t) by VCA2004-03-12 04:04:17
  Rich enough to pay the bills (n/t) by freon2004-03-12 04:00:03
  "Alive" would be useful. by LionsPhil2004-03-12 03:44:20
  Defenestrator. by pas512004-03-12 03:00:13
  older? taller? rich? by buzzin2004-03-12 02:37:45
    stronger? faster? chicer? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-03-12 06:11:14
  Blissfully ignorant (n/t) by friareriner2004-03-12 02:29:50
  What is this 'Growing Up' of which you speak? by fore_deck2004-03-12 02:18:39
    suxors 2 b u by retiqlum22004-03-12 07:29:02
  When I wasn't grown up... by MaW2004-03-12 02:13:34
    Don't be a cop... by retiqlum22004-03-12 07:29:50
  to late... by ranja2004-03-12 01:59:06
    You aren't grown up. by retiqlum22004-03-12 07:31:19
  an astronaut and a doctor and an animal doctor and by dissociated2004-03-12 01:58:05
    Been reading a little Piers Anthony Lately?(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 07:32:24
  Employed. (n/t) by MetalMorph2004-03-12 01:34:53
  Bladesmith. by bikke2004-03-12 01:17:23
    Your mother! by retiqlum22004-03-12 07:33:11
  I grow up? by Spisefisken2004-03-12 00:55:37
  Old, healthy, and desirable by diGriz2004-03-12 00:51:13
  Actually I'd like to be the reverse by Celticess2004-03-12 00:48:50
    seconded(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 07:33:49
    exactly (n/t) by polarkitten2004-03-12 00:56:33
  smaller. :) (n/t) by niwikki2004-03-12 00:48:15
  I want to be me. by Khaar2004-03-12 00:44:15
  With Celticess (n/t) by Bellator2004-03-12 00:35:30
    I'd like that too by Celticess2004-03-12 00:47:21
  Independently rich. by skeptic2004-03-12 00:30:11
  A little old lady (in black) by treehugger2004-03-12 00:28:47
  Free spirit, crafter, gardener. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-03-12 00:26:54
  To quote Tom Waits by way of the Ramones... by SuaveRedSalami2004-03-12 00:22:06
  Business owner, eccentric, writer. (n/t) by Kickstart2004-03-12 00:17:00
    Already? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-03-12 02:57:37
  being in the position to have to make this choice by dodrian2004-03-12 00:10:56
    Even better: by retiqlum22004-03-12 07:36:03
  Me? Growing up? Never! by ideur2004-03-12 00:08:33
  One of the best linguists and writers in the world by bassplayer2004-03-12 00:06:12
  Journalist! Or maybe a lawyer... (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-03-12 00:05:44
  I don't wanna grow up I'm a toys r us kid... (n/t) by suzisuzisuzi2004-03-12 00:04:47
  The puppetmaster. by Atrahasis2004-03-12 00:03:47
    I guess that make me the puppetmaker... (n/t) by pas512004-03-12 01:37:12
  Happy. by themadkansan2004-03-12 00:03:45
  I still don't know yet (n/t) by Nea2004-03-12 00:03:35
  well given the fact.. by maxor2004-03-12 00:01:58
    Is that for real?(n/t) by retiqlum22004-03-12 07:37:17
  Valuable. (n/t) by JillSwift2004-03-12 00:01:34
  I dont' wanna grow up by hieraco2004-03-12 00:00:43
    I'm a Toys R Us Kid.... (n/t) by vampiresquirrel2004-03-12 00:04:24
      JINX! (n/t) by suzisuzisuzi2004-03-12 00:06:09
    Me neither (n/t) by Alcyone2004-03-12 00:01:15
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sure I'll guard your beer! by Apfel2004-03-12 00:07:40
    Fox guarding the henhouse?<n/t> by retiqlum22004-03-12 07:25:05
  Hellyea by astreius2004-03-12 00:03:02

 

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