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Cartoon for Feb 25, 2004
Strip for Feb 25, 2004
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Electronics cons by DennisMV2004-02-26 15:29:41
So, I'm watching . . . by hadji2004-02-26 07:24:57
YEt another freecell game to be completed by Spisefisken2004-02-25 23:49:52
the internet came back!! yay!! by niwikki2004-02-25 22:24:54
I almost forgot: what are you giving up for Lent? by Dazed2004-02-25 21:48:36
  Going on Atkins diet... by esbita2004-02-26 07:19:45
  Lent :P by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
    awww, don't mean to really make people upset by Dazed2004-02-25 23:59:15
    Seconded. by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 23:51:56
  I'll give up tolerating people with stupid old by EvilPhish2004-02-25 23:45:26
    stupid ideas.... by tajomaru2004-02-26 00:03:33
  hmm I believe Anglicans also celebrate it by Celticess2004-02-25 23:05:58
    are you implying you gave up Lent? ;) by Dazed2004-02-25 23:16:30
  Hrm... I don't know! by lord_dolphin2004-02-25 23:01:21
  I suppose I would simply give up! by Spisefisken2004-02-25 22:50:48
    YOu can't say that! by Dazed2004-02-25 22:56:41
  Userfriendly by niwikki2004-02-25 22:29:57
  My sanity (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-02-25 22:28:13
  If I was Catholic... by Kickstart2004-02-25 22:25:32
    i do not beileve you cound give up moderation (n/t by TheRaven2004-02-25 23:24:29
  I'm giving up giving up things... by DaNutBall2004-02-25 22:11:06
  I'm giving up religious posts. ;-) (n/t) by hadji2004-02-25 21:55:14
  I'm giving up green beans by Egaeus2004-02-25 21:54:02
    But they're yummy! (n/t) by arktus2004-02-25 23:01:52
  Religion by DesertRat662004-02-25 21:53:17
    Couldn't agree more (n/t) by michaelsoft2004-02-25 22:49:31
(zeekyboogydoog) by Myke2004-02-25 21:28:18
  Look! A flying watermelon! by rapido752004-02-25 22:37:28
  Oh no H Bomb!(n/t) by Smimpin J2004-02-25 21:30:26
    Somebody set you up the bomb? (n/t) by nix2004-02-25 22:00:06
      In Soviet Russia, the bomb sets YOU up. (n/t) by JillSwift2004-02-25 22:03:42
        In Soviet Russia, The Swift Jill's YOU. (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-02-25 22:09:30
It's midnight by Sweethart2004-02-25 21:11:52
Random question by Llyr2004-02-25 20:58:12
  Been reading Sluggy, have we? (n/t) by nix2004-02-25 22:01:08
  Excerpt from Britannica by hadji2004-02-25 21:19:39
    Epinephrine and Adrenaline is not the same by Spisefisken2004-02-25 22:54:34
      (j/k) You DARE claim . . . by hadji2004-02-26 07:19:08
  Well, they get there rather quickly. by bassplayer2004-02-25 21:15:44
  Shot through the heart by skeegenin2004-02-25 21:13:17
  Random answer by hadji2004-02-25 21:03:23
W:ET by Nightwind2004-02-25 20:37:28
  I'd like to. by MajorG172004-02-25 21:16:44
    useless... by Nightwind2004-02-25 21:52:35
      uh... You DID get the 1.02 patch right? by DaNutBall2004-02-25 22:01:46
        did by Nightwind2004-02-25 22:22:11
Posting on cable modem. :D (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-25 20:21:04
  mod, inciting flame war j/k (n/t) by llamatron2004-02-25 20:27:22
Web Site Question by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  all of your links have this: by nawft2004-02-25 20:19:04
    DOH! by hadji2004-02-25 21:01:18
What do you do for inspiration? by Sweethart2004-02-25 19:45:22
  hmmm by Celticess2004-02-25 23:07:05
  I usually do something involving mindless by bassplayer2004-02-25 21:22:09
  What I'm struggling with... by Sweethart2004-02-25 20:46:42
    Send send! by subbywan2004-02-25 20:56:27
      I know this may sound weird by Sweethart2004-02-25 21:01:03
        Linkage by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
          SHOOT - Re-linked by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  theres nothing worse then staring at a blank page by LunarRainn2004-02-25 20:35:34
  Oh, and... by oot2004-02-25 20:35:17
    In case that was unclear, what I meant was by oot2004-02-25 20:35:52
  Music inspires me. (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 20:29:56
  Well, there are a couple of things ... by subbywan2004-02-25 20:09:23
  Talk to someone weirder than you are by oot2004-02-25 19:51:18
    Tried that, he's not responding... (n/t) by Sweethart2004-02-25 19:52:43
  Listen to classical music. by radiowave9112004-02-25 19:47:20
As Dennis Miller used to say.... by radiowave9112004-02-25 19:45:21
Interesting thoughts on the welfare state by esbita2006-11-19 12:55:59
I should go to bed... by IByte2004-02-25 19:09:02
Greetangs from the lan by winsmith2004-02-25 18:59:34
I got an eyelash caught in my... by glenalec2004-02-25 18:55:01
  "Optical" by royr2004-02-25 18:58:43
    :-) It seems to pick them up off the desk! (n/t) by glenalec2004-02-25 19:19:55
Attn: oot by cgmeister2004-02-25 18:45:07
  Sorry by oot2004-02-25 19:09:31
At the risk of addicting people... by Arachn1d2006-11-19 12:55:59
  haha! by friareriner2004-02-25 19:29:49
    Which level? (n/t) by Arachn1d2004-02-25 19:37:38
      I managed that on the second level by friareriner2004-02-25 21:47:51
G'night y'all... by dire_lobo2004-02-25 18:34:20
  good night by LunarRainn2004-02-25 18:38:00
uber w00t!!!!!!!!1111 by PsychoI3oy2004-02-25 18:33:34
  Gah! Losing weight is not necessarily good! by Dazed2004-02-25 18:58:05
    thanks for the concern by PsychoI3oy2004-02-25 19:43:12
    I like that book by cgmeister2004-02-25 19:17:42
      hah! I didn't even realize! by Dazed2004-02-25 19:22:02
  Way to go! by radiowave9112004-02-25 18:37:42
    heavier than who says you should be? by Dazed2004-02-25 19:20:46
    well by PsychoI3oy2004-02-25 18:43:20
    i gained 30 in the last year... by LunarRainn2004-02-25 18:40:18
  Congrats! (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 18:35:35
Ok update on my last situation - help appreciated by mpicklesimer12004-02-25 18:14:34
  Have you tried to connect to something by radiowave9112004-02-25 18:29:25
  sorry, I dunno... but keep asking, the Pro's from by dire_lobo2004-02-25 18:29:23
Anyone played this before? by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Every time I see that, I read it as by Kickstart2004-02-25 17:43:04
    yeah.. between the TEVO salad and the by dire_lobo2004-02-25 17:55:44
    Long day sweetie? :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 17:47:21
Remember Dave Louthan? by NedLudd2006-11-19 12:55:59
  it's sick.. by LunarRainn2004-02-25 17:31:44
    The only safe beef is Organic. I'm buying mine by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 17:37:38
      I would eat organic anyway by llamatron2004-02-25 18:46:28
      what makes organic safe? (n/t) by LunarRainn2004-02-25 17:58:01
        the fact that there's no cannibalism involved. (n/ (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-25 18:08:43
          Not sure about the States, by nix2004-02-25 18:22:56
          I read some theories that include the use of by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 18:11:46
            nifty.... thanks :) (n/t) by LunarRainn2004-02-25 18:17:41
              And I had the same reaction as you: by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 18:20:53
        No hormones. No "commercial" feeds that might by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 18:05:57
          Are you sure about that? by Arcanum2004-02-25 18:38:35
            There appear to be in the US by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
              Thanks for posting that. by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 19:19:29
                Took awhile to find it by radiowave9112004-02-25 19:37:50
      seconded... but still rare. (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-02-25 17:49:08
    Mmmm with sauerkraut and swiss cheese. by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 17:33:34
      as long as they are "sear" marks on it instead of by dire_lobo2004-02-25 18:17:51
        If they're "crop" marks, I prefer it to be a by dire_lobo2004-02-25 18:18:41
      i had one so rare the other day by LunarRainn2004-02-25 17:46:56
        Not as scary around here by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 17:48:54
          it is really hard to find a place in this area by LunarRainn2004-02-25 17:53:17
            I want it served by a couple of paramedics by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 17:55:32
              damn! I mean, Iike mine rare, but not THAT rare. (n/t) by NedLudd2004-02-25 18:04:01
                One of my aunts always liked her beef that way. by radiowave9112004-02-25 18:43:45
                (^_^) (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 18:23:00
                i do, yum! by LunarRainn2004-02-25 18:21:59
  Report was on NPR a last week. by vetitice2004-02-25 17:25:54
  NedLidd, is this on the up and up? by dire_lobo2004-02-25 17:17:24
    Original thread: by NedLudd2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yes, it is. When I was researching our coven's by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 17:19:21
      Thanks NOLA by NedLudd2004-02-25 17:31:06
      thanks NOLA. I was intrigued, but didn't want to by dire_lobo2004-02-25 17:22:17
        Oooh, baby! What a HUGE... by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 17:28:23
          I've been told it's Brobdingnagian! by dire_lobo2004-02-25 17:48:15
  Thank you. I didn't see it the last time. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 17:14:57
GNU.org gpg signing key by nix2004-02-25 16:58:55
So I cooked a hamburger in merlot reduction sauce by lab rat2004-02-25 16:38:18
  Anything cooked home made is by j.butterfly2004-02-25 16:46:49
    Sometimes I surprize myself, I had hamburger by lab rat2004-02-25 17:50:58
      you're making me hungry, and I have by j.butterfly2004-02-25 17:52:20
    Obviously you haven't had my 'cooking' ;) by theanomaly2004-02-25 17:00:40
      mmm, burned meatloaf. :) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 17:05:31
        Yeppers by theanomaly2004-02-25 17:10:03
          :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 17:10:47
      *giggles* by Reddy2004-02-25 17:02:52
        And there we have it! by theanomaly2004-02-25 17:08:53
          that is the only time I burn stuff by Reddy2004-02-25 17:13:24
            Tivoli Salad by theanomaly2004-02-25 17:27:28
    *nodsnods* Take the turkey I have at home... by subbywan2004-02-25 16:50:20
'Passion of Christ' Takes First Victim by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
  lotsa Christians fell, broke arms, puked etc. by dire_lobo2004-02-25 17:19:38
    My dad said some guy died in by j.butterfly2004-02-25 17:27:38
      Guess the force wasn't by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 17:32:22
        *giggle* (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 17:34:56
  as falls Wichita by flatlander2004-02-25 17:06:32
  What's the problem? She "went to Jesus". by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 17:02:33
    Hmmm by Reddy2004-02-25 17:11:57
      Who else is gonna flock to that flick by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 17:17:58
        She did work for the radio station by Reddy2004-02-25 17:20:02
    *snerk* :-) (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-02-25 17:08:44
      It's not like she missed the ending. by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 17:33:01
        You know it was like I told KS last night... by j.butterfly2004-02-25 17:46:09
          I don't think it should be sugar coated, but I by dire_lobo2004-02-25 18:23:44
          What I thought was kinda "sick" was by dire_lobo2004-02-25 17:52:41
            What about the "historically accurate" violence by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 18:03:57
              based on what I heard, that's different by dire_lobo2004-02-25 18:20:42
              I think by j.butterfly2004-02-25 18:14:53
            Uh....I a not so sure I agree with that... by j.butterfly2004-02-25 17:56:50
              exactly! by dire_lobo2004-02-25 18:13:12
          I fully agree by pk23172004-02-25 17:49:54
            I don't have a probelem with by dire_lobo2004-02-25 18:27:06
            You said it better than I did. Thanks. :) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 17:58:21
        As long as... by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 17:38:36
          *tries vainly to ward off earworm* by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 17:41:04
            *plants another* by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 17:47:07
              I could smack that ***** too! by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 17:49:36
                yeah, especially when I saw that by j.butterfly2004-02-25 17:51:09
                  No no, divas can be young. by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 17:58:06
                    So far the youngun's don't impress me... by j.butterfly2004-02-25 17:59:39
                      What about Elton John though ;)(n/t) by Smimpin J2004-02-25 21:30:01
        GASP! You just spoiled Titanic for me! :'( by Scirocco2004-02-25 17:36:04
          I think that makes... TWO of us! (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-02-25 17:58:07
            Three (n/t) by pk23172004-02-25 19:09:26
          I'm sorry. I can see how you would have missed by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 17:39:29
  Did it have anything to do with the movie? by Celticess2004-02-25 16:44:07
    Well, of course, it did by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 16:50:07
  People collapse at movies...this just by j.butterfly2004-02-25 16:42:07
    Aren't screenings/preimers particularly bad? by Celticess2004-02-25 16:46:13
      I am sure it was coincidence... by j.butterfly2004-02-25 16:48:20
  "That'll seperate the wheat from the chaff!" (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 16:39:57
Possible Procrastinator of the Year by Formynder2004-02-25 16:33:42
  there is one sitting across the room from me by LunarRainn2004-02-25 17:37:51
    I fold (n/t) by Formynder2004-02-25 20:53:47
  Depends. For which year? (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 16:35:44
    Last year (n/t) by Formynder2004-02-25 16:36:51
      Nah. You're still good then. (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 16:38:51
        Thanks by Formynder2004-02-25 16:40:43
          There's something you don't hear often... by subbywan2004-02-25 16:42:20
            Emphatic NO! by Formynder2004-02-25 16:44:36
              oh dear ... by subbywan2004-02-25 16:45:38
                Islanders by Formynder2004-02-25 16:47:41
                  Important note by Formynder2004-02-25 17:19:56
                  No, it's not. And they'd run your Haole butt by dire_lobo2004-02-25 17:07:26
                    Well... by Formynder2004-02-25 17:16:06
                      That explains it! by dire_lobo2004-02-25 17:32:09
                        *joins the Comanche and Apache.. by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 17:54:24
                          Be patient young thewrongcrowd, it no doubt shall by dire_lobo2004-02-25 18:03:42
                            Sorry by Formynder2004-02-25 20:50:36
Hey NOLA, Illiad, and anyone else who cares or not by P.Buttercup2006-11-19 12:55:59
  In the immortal words of dire_lobo: by dire_lobo2004-02-25 17:33:03
    glad you like :-) by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 17:55:09
  regular tattoo? by Celticess2004-02-25 16:42:49
    She has had it a while. It is real. (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 16:43:45
      Yup, I got it back by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 16:45:28
        So out of curiosity how long by Celticess2004-02-25 16:47:09
          Info by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 16:53:27
            Thanks for the info :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-02-25 21:12:59
  WAY FREAKING COOL! by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 16:40:42
    I take it you like? ;-) (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 16:48:17
      How could I not? Dustpuppy--what's not to like? by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 16:50:40
        Now if I could only get a "real" DP doll. by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 16:55:40
          *REALLY???* you *should* have it... by lord_dolphin2004-02-25 21:02:40
    :-D Yup by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 16:42:50
  Since he is out of town, and limited net by j.butterfly2004-02-25 16:38:27
    Will do.... by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 16:41:21
CNN Scooped part II by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
Honestly, you lot. by LionsPhil2004-02-25 16:19:13
  What fuss? by oot2004-02-25 19:22:19
CNN should be using UF as a source for it's info! by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Heheh. I saw it first. ;-) by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You're REALLY good! by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yep! *grin* i just couldn't remember who posted it by subbywan2004-02-25 16:16:33
anyone here heard of Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory? by dire_lobo2004-02-25 15:57:09
  many many thanks y'all! by dire_lobo2004-02-25 16:16:29
    and pick up etpro by Egaeus2004-02-25 17:02:47
  See this entry from yesterday by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well... most mirrors are about the same. by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  here... by deadweasle2004-02-25 16:10:16
Time for some German! by UnFair2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hmm in British by vetitice2004-02-25 16:05:46
    Thanks. Any correction is welcome by UnFair2004-02-25 16:19:17
The gay agenda! by gaygeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Now I'm stuck on this site... by babywhizAR2004-02-25 21:37:54
  *dies laughing* (n/t) by JillSwift2004-02-25 18:19:09
  ROFLMFAO! *applauds* (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-02-25 16:16:48
  Fiore is hilarious! by dire_lobo2004-02-25 16:01:53
  genuine leather, maroon with silver trim... (n/t) by swisscheese2004-02-25 16:00:17
    Fine, Corinthian leather by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 16:06:01
      KHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!! by gaygeek2004-02-25 16:07:47
        We. must. embrace our. humanity. by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 16:21:16
          It's life, Jim, but not as we know it... by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 16:28:11
            ANALYSIS, Mr. Sock!! by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I love it... by vetitice2004-02-25 15:48:04
PCI vid cards... by scragman2004-02-25 15:18:38
  PCI video card roundup by edokter2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What OS? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-02-25 15:40:08
    WinXP Home by scragman2004-02-25 15:43:51
"Bush's Sex Fantasy" by swisscheese2006-11-19 12:55:59
  what really offends me... by swisscheese2004-02-25 15:33:59
  Subthread by oot2004-02-25 15:03:08
    What i asked our drug-ed speaker: by dissociated2004-02-25 15:54:09
      Can't see that coming for the sex-ed people though (n/t) by BrainBug2004-02-25 15:56:16
        I could. by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 16:00:05
          I was referring mostly to... by BrainBug2004-02-25 16:36:21
            Trying not to visualise that by dissociated2004-02-25 17:20:20
    hmm we didn't have them it was just mentioned by Celticess2004-02-25 15:08:18
    My favorite by oot2004-02-25 15:04:49
      See ... i'd be more interested in what sort of a by subbywan2004-02-25 15:06:03
        A very, very bored one by oot2004-02-25 15:39:18
  Well it doesn't deserve 2 TLPs of its own. :) (n/t) by Egaeus2004-02-25 14:55:31
  It's good enough to deserve two postings? *grin* (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 14:51:49
    Even though it's *not* a humorous article! ;-/ (n/t) by swisscheese2004-02-25 14:58:59
    Darn forgot to refresh first. :) (n/t) by Egaeus2004-02-25 14:56:15
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  Sorry, 2ble post - I thought computer hung on me.. (n/t) by swisscheese2004-02-25 14:53:14
  dubbya post ;) (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-02-25 14:52:11
    Dubbya pleasure, dubbya fun?? by subbywan2004-02-25 14:55:03
      double mint gum :) (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-02-25 14:59:37
        Ta *grin* I was thinking Mentos! (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 15:05:15
# I see a little silhouetto of a man... # by Irrelevant2004-02-25 14:36:05
  As much as I like the original... by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
    LOTR Filk... by pk23172006-11-19 12:55:59
      LOL, thanks! by IByte2004-02-25 18:53:54
  HURZ! by BrainBug2004-02-25 14:48:45
  gallaeo gallaeo can you do the fand dango (n/t) by Celticess2004-02-25 14:40:29
    Actually . . . by talon07202004-02-25 14:58:08
      Easy come, Easy go by hyzenthlay2004-02-25 15:08:10
        Bismillah! No -- we will not let you go by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 15:28:25
          Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go! by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 15:45:20
            Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 16:16:57
  Scare a moose! Scare a moose! by Naruki2004-02-25 14:37:53
    Will it do the fandango? (n/t) by shana2004-02-25 14:41:39
World map freeware? by ag_wyvern2004-02-25 14:32:03
  check out AGISmap by Slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yes bravenet has one I think (n/t) by Celticess2004-02-25 14:41:16
    that one is for online use here is a search by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sounds like a really cool idea! :) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-02-25 14:39:59
  Roll your own? Shouldn't be too hard. by Irrelevant2004-02-25 14:39:43
What's the point? by Khaar2004-02-25 14:24:59
  {{{Khaar}}} by UnFair2004-02-25 15:38:39
  Dude, you need to do something sponteneatous. by abaron2004-02-25 15:18:05
  When's the last time you tried to have fun? by oot2004-02-25 14:48:11
  {{{Khaar}}} by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 14:47:44
Hooray for chiropractors! by oot2004-02-25 14:23:06
  Saw mine yesterday. Going back on Saterday (n/t) by techi8702004-02-25 15:31:09
  yay! (n/t) by rottweiler2004-02-25 14:32:57
    How's your hand, BTW? by oot2004-02-25 14:48:23
  Yepp, they sure are the best! :) by Scirocco2004-02-25 14:25:13
  Congrats! that's GREAT! :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 14:24:25
*Cackle* by Slacktime2004-02-25 14:21:48
I hate when reality kicks you in the behind by Spisefisken2004-02-25 14:20:39
  I personally wouldn't mind too much by IByte2004-02-25 16:24:16
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-02-25 16:30:34
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-02-25 16:30:46
    I swear I am not doing it on purpose! by j.butterfly2004-02-25 16:12:49
      Looks to me like a cry for attention. by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 16:14:43
        No :) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 16:17:57
          You'll go blind! by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 16:24:17
            Also if you do it with moderation? by IByte2004-02-25 16:27:08
              Why does it have to always turn into a sexual by j.butterfly2004-02-25 16:31:51
                I was just in thewrongcrowd ;) (n/t) by IByte2004-02-25 16:34:42
                  And you sir by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 17:44:24
                  What you and TWC do together is none of our biz... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 17:01:24
                    I'm nonplussed... by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 17:43:14
  You can't think that way... by j.butterfly2004-02-25 16:11:38
    It's better to burn out than to fade away! (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 16:13:20
  Why? by dire_lobo2004-02-25 15:29:40
    MY SO is 6 years OLDER than I. by ChuckAB2004-02-25 16:02:56
  "It's like meeting the girl of your dreams... by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 15:22:49
    "It's like meeting the girl of your dreams... by IByte2004-02-25 16:14:13
      It's that "It's like meeting the man of your by subbywan2004-02-25 16:19:27
        Actually, in this MP3 it's "my dreams" by IByte2004-02-25 16:57:23
          Ta *grin* I was posting from memory. (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 16:59:09
        I know the original lyrics... by IByte2004-02-25 16:29:29
          *hands you more <parody></parody> tags* :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 16:30:35
            *grinds tags into disclaimer* by IByte2004-02-25 16:39:07
              *nodsnods* by subbywan2004-02-25 16:41:36
    Or marrying a girl by Sweethart2004-02-25 15:25:57
      Augh! the horror... by dire_lobo2004-02-25 15:31:49
        practice makes pregnant by heyref2004-02-26 08:58:01
      Yeah, that would suck... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 15:31:10
        I thought it implied that it *wouldn't*?) by romandas2004-02-25 15:51:30
  Where on Earth did you get that idea? by LurkerMo2004-02-25 15:10:00
  Sean Connery is my fantasy man by Sweethart2004-02-25 15:06:25
    You could have him. by subbywan2004-02-25 15:07:53
      Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (n/t) by Sweethart2004-02-25 15:09:20
        although, if you get him, can I have CZJ? (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 15:10:04
          I have no problem with that... by Sweethart2004-02-25 15:12:19
            Really? by Ston2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Tee-hee... by Sweethart2004-02-25 15:27:32
  Don't worry about it by oot2004-02-25 14:56:10
  Hm. So she must be about my age. by UnFair2004-02-25 14:48:31
Eeeeek! by JillSwift2004-02-25 14:07:49
  3 in the afternoon? It's past 11 in the night! (n/t) by UnFair2004-02-25 14:12:46
    22:20 here. by Irrelevant2004-02-25 14:22:30
      Heehee. That's the advantage of living in by UnFair2004-02-25 14:33:22
  I have to get home soon... by Naruki2004-02-25 14:10:53
    Nielson diary. by maceogan2004-02-25 14:19:10
      I plan to do it in one night. by Naruki2004-02-25 14:28:30
        Eggscuse me: by JillSwift2004-02-25 18:26:29
  *GAH* *envy* by subbywan2004-02-25 14:09:03
Adserver b0rk3n again? (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-25 13:42:48
  It works again. Hoorah. (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-25 13:57:12
  Hope Illiad will not be hungry due to faulty tech. (n/t) by UnFair2004-02-25 13:45:49
  I think so (n/t) by Reddy2004-02-25 13:44:05
Pavlov... by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Beautiful, just beautiful :) (n/t) by theanomaly2004-02-25 15:44:08
  Woah! That's awesome! Sure made my day! :) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-02-25 14:10:42
  *giggles* (n/t) by Reddy2004-02-25 13:42:41
Helpful vulture by SnappingTurtle2004-02-25 13:20:26
  Ever read the comic "under the lemon tree" by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  See the butler in "Count Duckula". (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 13:33:58
    Oh my gosh, I love that show by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 13:52:38
      Don't be ashamed. I put my tapes of the entire by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 13:54:55
        True true by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 13:57:49
          Hah! Johnny Quest - the FIRST time it was on ;-) by dire_lobo2004-02-25 16:06:26
            (but I'm probably as old as Sid) (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-02-25 16:07:44
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by EnemyTerritory2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Anyone up for a game? (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-02-25 13:54:55
    what was it that you wanted me to look at yesterda (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-02-25 14:00:36
      This: by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ok I'm glad I wasn't eating by Dad2TZK2004-02-25 14:59:15
    maybe in about an hour or so (still cleaning) (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-02-25 14:00:01
      And that'll be 23:00 here... by Irrelevant2004-02-25 14:01:36
        parents what are those? by Dad2TZK2004-02-25 14:08:20
          ^^ hies=hides (n/t) by Dad2TZK2004-02-25 14:08:58
            Either one works. by Naruki2004-02-25 14:38:38
Odd VPN Behavior by fiordhraoi2004-02-25 13:08:38
I got a new toy. by silvermoon822004-02-25 13:00:44
*drooool* - MiniPC's are now perfect. by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Note that the article is posted on friday ;) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-02-25 14:13:36
    Heh - I just noticed - good eye :) (n/t) by theanomaly2004-02-25 15:28:52
  *sighs* I need to win the lottery just to afford by subbywan2004-02-25 13:09:20
So...those people in the know... by Kickstart2004-02-25 12:56:06
  It's a current chapter in a long, sad story by Basher202004-02-25 15:22:06
  From a friend by xcheopis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  From what I saw on the news by Celticess2004-02-25 13:44:05
  And in addition to Haiti, why can't someone do by subbywan2004-02-25 13:39:25
  Wunderbar! by j.butterfly2004-02-25 13:34:24
    oops wrong thread :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 13:35:02
  kickstart, the short answer to all your questions: by dire_lobo2004-02-25 13:27:02
  From what I've read by tigermouse2004-02-25 13:13:48
    Information stolen from the CIA! by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    See, I knew sombody here would know more than I do by dire_lobo2004-02-25 13:30:30
      He helped monitor the 1990 elections by tigermouse2004-02-25 13:41:53
  IOW, all those places marked by subbywan2004-02-25 13:10:04
    You forgot the commies. (n/t) by arktus2004-02-25 13:14:13
      (Commies ARE dragons ;-) (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-02-25 13:28:29
        * snort * reminds me of a story by rottweiler2004-02-25 14:03:26
          That's a wonderful story! (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-02-25 16:13:29
          Fathers are evil things *grin* (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 14:08:19
  From a news article by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
There is nothing like waking up to by Sweethart2004-02-25 12:55:51
  Nothing like hearing artillery fire on one side of by romandas2004-02-25 14:37:56
    Well, I think the difference here is that by subbywan2004-02-25 14:43:05
      Actually.. by romandas2004-02-25 15:15:07
        Good luck with the incoming. by vetitice2004-02-25 16:28:15
        Well, if they had, you can take comfort in that by subbywan2004-02-25 16:06:21
          Bad Artilleryman, Bad, Bad!! No cookie for you! :) by romandas2004-02-26 00:26:16
  That would make me nervous by Celticess2004-02-25 13:54:57
  Yes there is by BrainBug2004-02-25 13:26:41
    Better by Trinity_Quasar2004-02-25 13:31:55
  That's the sound of Freedom, Sweetheart! by Gorgar2004-02-25 13:18:07
    Hooah (n/t) by Sweethart2004-02-25 13:19:35
  *jealous* (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 12:56:40
Speaking of W:ET... by Kickstart2004-02-25 12:52:18
  you know I see W:et but I keep dropping the : by Celticess2004-02-25 14:04:05
    I don't want to surprise you... by Naruki2004-02-25 14:12:40
      If we didn't before by DesertRat662004-02-25 14:17:20
        really considering he's all into whats WET by Celticess2004-02-25 14:21:42
          You KNOW what we need, don't you? by Naruki2004-02-25 14:29:35
            HEY! by Kickstart2004-02-25 14:34:29
              Sure you did... by Naruki2004-02-25 14:39:40
                hmmm moderator WET's himself ;) by Celticess2004-02-25 14:55:07
                  How about... by Kickstart2004-02-25 15:01:11
                    yes but saying by Celticess2004-02-25 15:10:51
      I figured it was non deliberate :) by Celticess2004-02-25 14:16:26
  Wunderbar! by j.butterfly2004-02-25 13:35:28
    Hey Kids! by Llyr2004-02-25 13:36:20
      Do not taunt Happy Wunderbar. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 14:07:07
  Good job! by Llyr2004-02-25 13:26:29
    Well, I'm used to getting sporked... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 14:08:27
  Single player campaign, eh? by Naruki2004-02-25 13:18:40
    oh that was just wrong! :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 13:22:13
  Well done, KS. Thanks for reminding me, also.... ( (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-02-25 13:18:10
  *wonders if he stepped through a planar void* by DaNutBall2004-02-25 13:14:44
  Yes speaking of....why is the server empty (n/t) by demonhedge2004-02-25 13:04:03
    Oh! Oh! I know! I know! by JillSwift2004-02-25 13:05:31
      Oh that is just so ripe by demonhedge2004-02-25 13:25:30
        :P~~ (n/t) by JillSwift2004-02-25 13:32:47
          By the way the server is no longer empty by demonhedge2004-02-25 13:39:38
  {{{Kickie!!!}}} by JillSwift2004-02-25 13:00:49
    I still think by DesertRat662004-02-25 13:13:50
      Oh, I think you chose right. by JillSwift2004-02-25 13:29:38
        You usually do anyway by DesertRat662004-02-25 13:31:07
          Which reminds me... by JillSwift2004-02-25 13:35:05
            I knew it was coming by DesertRat662004-02-25 13:46:43
              I don't miss your spotter at all! :D (n/t) by JillSwift2004-02-25 13:50:58
                Yup! they'd just die a few seconds before me. :D ( (n/t) by DesertRat662004-02-25 13:52:48
  Good stuff! by theanomaly2004-02-25 12:59:34
  Feels good, don't it? by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 12:55:54
  Congrats! <n/t> by Gorgar2004-02-25 12:55:49
  Yes you're doing a LOT better by DesertRat662004-02-25 12:55:40
    It helps him a lot if I don't distract him by j.butterfly2004-02-25 13:05:05
      At least you don't distract him by DesertRat662004-02-25 13:15:22
        To Much Info :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 13:20:51
          I'll drink to that! by Naruki2004-02-25 13:42:47
          oh yeah... by j.butterfly2004-02-25 13:21:25
            He doesn't think so by DesertRat662004-02-25 13:24:39
              I guess so... by j.butterfly2004-02-25 13:28:57
      Like for example... by j.butterfly2004-02-25 13:14:12
        AHA! So wives DO affect your score! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-02-25 13:15:50
          I suppose so... by j.butterfly2004-02-25 13:18:26
I get sent down to the production floor to help by techi8702004-02-25 12:52:17
Attn: Nola by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm still slogging through the past days' boards. by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 12:58:43
Oosik envy is a phallusy. (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 12:37:44
*Warm Fuzzies* for those who need them. :) by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Pico is such a cutie! by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 16:45:13
    Yes, and he knows it too... by j.butterfly2004-02-25 16:56:57
      *dashes off to hug three kitties of her own* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 17:20:25
  I tawt I taw a puddy tat! by rapido752004-02-25 13:32:30
    same puddy tat. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 13:36:34
  awww... DaNutBall could use one by Celticess2004-02-25 13:02:18
    Thanks. I just found out earlier today. (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-02-25 13:03:34
  I think some by Reddy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Awwwww :) by chrisP2004-02-25 12:38:40
Gay Teen Abstinence Movement by SnappingTurtle2004-02-25 12:35:52
  Here's a link specifically about by swisscheese2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Abstinence programs don't work by swisscheese2004-02-25 14:02:03
    Education is the best induction of that by Celticess2004-02-25 14:08:06
      "Abstinence Program" tend to lie a lot. by swisscheese2004-02-25 14:22:18
        Well I know enough to know by Celticess2004-02-25 14:30:54
          You know by hyzenthlay2004-02-25 15:18:13
    Correction: abstinence ONLY programs don't work. by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 14:06:26
      fair enough... by swisscheese2004-02-25 14:17:19
      Oh I don't know by Slacktime2004-02-25 14:16:16
        That would require a lot of faith. by LurkerMo2004-02-25 14:56:07
          Hmm I suppose by Slacktime2004-02-25 15:01:59
            Ah, I just mentioned forgiveness as a good by LurkerMo2004-02-25 15:13:19
            Most likely...nothing. I don't really wish by quilting_kitty2004-02-25 15:12:16
              Never planned to do any different by Slacktime2004-02-25 15:18:42
        I waited too but to each their own by Celticess2004-02-25 14:20:43
      exactly by Celticess2004-02-25 14:12:48
  I think I have to disagree... by Trinity_Quasar2004-02-25 13:37:38
  There are abstinance movements in various places by Celticess2004-02-25 13:00:19
    here's a good link... by swisscheese2006-11-19 12:55:59
    In the US, that's probably not true... by swisscheese2004-02-25 14:13:45
    I was President of the by Sweethart2004-02-25 13:01:35
      And we know how well *that* worked... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 14:10:56
        Hey - I'm married... by Sweethart2004-02-25 15:10:22
          ...*now*. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 15:11:36
      Well I abstained but for curiosity I tried to see by Celticess2004-02-25 13:04:59
  I don't know about that. I have to admit that by LurkerMo2004-02-25 12:53:10
  Why just gays? And why abstinence? by Irrelevant2004-02-25 12:47:25
    It boils down to target marketing by SnappingTurtle2004-02-25 12:55:20
    There's nothing wrong with encouraging abstinence, by BloodyViking2004-02-25 12:55:08
  Not to have sex until when? Adulthood? by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 12:41:15
    Well, yes, I actually was thinking... by SnappingTurtle2004-02-25 12:44:32
      Probably should have called it a TAM by subbywan2004-02-25 12:45:32
        They both do by DesertRat662004-02-25 12:50:14
          Pay closer attention by BloodyViking2004-02-25 12:59:26
            Agreed by DesertRat662004-02-25 13:20:13
          Um... by JillSwift2004-02-25 12:52:41
            I completely agree with you by DesertRat662004-02-25 13:09:32
              It's unfortunate, but by JillSwift2004-02-25 13:21:20
                Not only that, but if the harrassors are by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 13:32:05
                  Wow. by Naruki2004-02-25 13:56:44
                  Yes. Precicely. by JillSwift2004-02-25 13:44:59
                Possible idea by DesertRat662004-02-25 13:29:44
                  Well, I have to like the panzering idea. ;) by JillSwift2004-02-25 13:42:59
        Yeah, straights have double the risk: by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 12:49:28
        Those already exist, by BloodyViking2004-02-25 12:48:58
          That's an interesting point. by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 13:12:49
            I'd have to say yes. by subbywan2004-02-25 13:21:07
              Read my post again: by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 13:34:01
                ok. *tries again* by subbywan2004-02-25 13:47:51
                  That's better ;-) by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 14:03:02
                    Yep, we are :) by subbywan2004-02-25 14:13:28
                      OK. Agreed. by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 14:34:05
                        Well, we could hope ... by subbywan2004-02-25 14:39:32
                          3rd paragraph: Excellent point. by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 15:02:27
                Anecdotal data: a number of the "good girls" in by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 13:39:20
                  That's what I was thinking. by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 13:47:56
                    It wouldn't surprise me in the least. by LurkerMo2004-02-25 13:54:14
                      Well, nobody with two brain cells to rub together by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 14:11:05
                        Graduated college? Do you Really think so? (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-02-25 14:21:32
                          Well, if they WENT to college. by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 16:12:18
              You could use the same argument in favor of by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 13:26:42
                Absolutely. by subbywan2004-02-25 13:30:01
                  I just read this while browsing around: by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 14:27:53
                    Slightly OT ... by subbywan2004-02-25 14:31:46
                      Not sure about Netherlands. by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 14:40:53
        Yes and no by SnappingTurtle2004-02-25 12:48:46
          Are you kidding? That's all they're allowed to by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 12:53:05
We found her... by P.Buttercup2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh Honey! Im here if/when you need by sieldan2004-02-25 12:45:11
    Hi hon by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 12:49:19
  *sends strength and lots of hugs to P.Buttercup* (n/t) by Mysmask2004-02-25 12:35:32
  {{{{P.Buttercup}}} (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-02-25 12:35:00
  Is there a way you can get yourself on a list by DesertRat662004-02-25 12:33:54
    Not that I know of. by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 12:46:35
  {{{P.Buttercup}}} by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 12:29:25
    {{{NOLA}}} by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 13:51:04
      You've got crawfish to consume in a by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 13:56:12
        oh yeah... by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 14:00:53
  Family is never easy by sjay2004-02-25 12:25:12
  {{{P.Buttercup}}} by chrisP2004-02-25 12:23:27
  {{{P.Buttercup}}} Sorry to hear about the yucky... by Ravenlock2004-02-25 12:22:10
  {{{{P.Buttercup}}} by j.butterfly2004-02-25 12:21:48
  {{{{P.Buttercup}}}} by Celticess2004-02-25 12:20:44
    we don't know by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 12:41:23
      :( by Celticess2004-02-25 12:56:08
        As of right now both by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 13:09:57
          I had that happen with my aunt by Celticess2004-02-25 13:25:20
            Actually yes by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 13:35:33
              Well since your sis is on the official contacts by Celticess2004-02-25 13:48:59
                Yeah, Dad will let us know when by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 13:55:07
  no by Reddy2004-02-25 12:19:30
    There isn't anything by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 12:37:10
      {{{P.Buttercup}}} (n/t) by Reddy2004-02-25 12:42:27
      Offers shoulder to lean on by sjay2004-02-25 12:39:34
        Thank you so much, everyone by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 12:43:06
Catchphrase by Feng_Li2004-02-25 12:13:00
  Ahem... by raptor_872004-02-25 15:26:40
  How about "Constitutional amendments should not be by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 12:21:27
    We have to be. by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 12:46:56
      Good on hir! A stultified vocabulary behooves you by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 12:54:59
        *defenestrates his dictionary* (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-02-25 13:00:15
          The word 'dictionary'... by pas512004-02-25 13:12:35
            yeah! by IronPIP2004-02-25 14:00:33
              Don't worry, gullible isn't a real word anyway (n/t) by Ston2004-02-25 14:09:06
                Yes it is! by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Really? by JillSwift2004-02-25 13:55:44
              Flipping back? by TekGoNos2004-02-26 09:36:02
          Did it hit anyone on the way down? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 13:02:31
            Doesn't he live in the basement? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 13:11:22
              Unknown. Domicile data unavailable. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 13:13:47
"Point In Time Count" by SnappingTurtle2004-02-25 12:07:27
  Infinitesimal doesn't have to mean uncountable by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-25 12:18:04
    No. It's a magazine. by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
      *my head a splode* (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 12:29:47
        hehe. My work here is done. by Irrelevant2004-02-25 12:56:24
          strongbad email by psychoi3oy2004-02-25 13:08:18
            What's more... by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 13:12:17
  I count in 25ms intervals. Does *that* count? (n/t by kahuana2004-02-25 12:14:22
LMAO! by j.butterfly2004-02-25 12:07:23
  Since when can ministers marry their brother or by tnglives2004-02-25 12:17:28
  Why pay when you can get it for free? by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
    hehe, does this quote say it all? by swisscheese2004-02-25 12:38:02
  I have a good friend who did this. She's by bordertech2004-02-25 12:10:32
    KS actually did this once... by j.butterfly2004-02-25 12:11:26
      "Universal Life" Church, love (n/t) by Kickstart2004-02-25 12:16:27
        <Deleted><Deleted>2004-02-25 12:21:06
          Attn Mods : Double post by cristobal2004-02-25 12:20:02
            no :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 12:22:33
        ooops. :) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 12:18:43
          whew... by Geline2004-02-25 13:10:49
  i got that one this morning! by spiffikins2004-02-25 12:09:38
    Seems a bit ironic after the activities by j.butterfly2004-02-25 12:10:27
      I"m not surprised by Reddy2004-02-25 12:11:10
Music question by Feng_Li2004-02-25 12:04:40
  YES!!!! by voxwoman2004-02-25 12:10:03
    Yay! by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Finally someone! by Feng_Li2004-02-25 12:16:01
So, to sum up the board today: by MajorG172004-02-25 12:04:22
  from what I've seen by texteditor2004-02-25 17:23:30
  You got it right. by LurkerMo2004-02-25 12:46:52
  It's just so difficult. by Dazed2004-02-25 12:37:36
    I fully agree with this, 100%, BUT by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
      Question: by subbywan2004-02-25 12:55:26
        one way would be by texteditor2004-02-25 17:09:34
        Ah. The classic problem. by JillSwift2004-02-25 12:59:22
          That is a good one. Other options by MajorG172004-02-25 13:14:30
I vote that religious posts by SnappingTurtle2004-02-25 12:01:22
  tho hehehe by Celticess2004-02-25 13:30:26
  I think ... um ... by kelli2172004-02-25 12:20:44
    Ecclesiastical. by Ravenlock2004-02-25 12:23:12
  I have a hard enough time typing "religion" all by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 12:04:01
Attn: adiplomat by voxwoman2004-02-25 11:58:48
  This is one of the reasons I like this board by techi8702004-02-25 12:49:52
  I'm going to print this to remind me by adiplomat2004-02-25 12:38:16
Thin Client help... by scragman2004-02-25 11:43:04
  Maybe this? by chrisP2004-02-25 11:50:04
    Stoooopid linebreak :/ by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
      YES!!! by scragman2004-02-25 11:56:52
And now for some light merriment! by Irrelevant2004-02-25 11:36:45
  *ahem* I believe you mean "bettor" by SnappingTurtle2004-02-25 11:42:49
    I've nabbed a few nuts on the noggin... by Irrelevant2004-02-25 12:22:47
    Those are not nuts in that net by tigermouse2004-02-25 12:19:27
  I think that post made my brain hurt. (n/t) by maceogan2004-02-25 11:39:51
W:ET pro by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  v57 :)) (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-02-25 12:36:11
  v581 (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 11:47:41
  w00+ (n/t) by scragman2004-02-25 11:44:33
  THANK YOU!!! by DesertRat662004-02-25 11:41:46
  Danke Sehr! (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-02-25 11:41:42
Death to all Postal workers!!! by Bellator2004-02-25 10:50:06
  *Gulp* by SaleGamine2004-02-25 12:44:36
    *peeks out of nuclear bunker* by jeff_uk2004-02-25 13:55:42
      *Sneaks in and steals the coffee* by Bellator2004-02-25 14:05:38
        It's ok by jeff_uk2004-02-25 14:24:06
    Don't worry dear one by Bellator2004-02-25 13:11:00
      I can't afford to. by SaleGamine2004-02-25 13:24:32
        Damn... by Bellator2004-02-25 13:45:35
          Of course now you realize what a mistake it was by tigermouse2004-02-25 15:19:25
  Thanks guys {{{Everyone}}} by Bellator2004-02-25 11:47:10
  Would you mind adding the dolts who aren't sending by kahuana2004-02-25 11:24:27
  pssst ... don't let Salegamine see this by Slamlander2004-02-25 11:11:36
    Oh those Swedes and their beserker rages :-) by kahuana2004-02-25 11:21:21
  {{{Bellator}}} by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 11:09:18
    I hope so too by Bellator2004-02-25 11:53:09
    Yeah, it can get very frustrating... by j.butterfly2004-02-25 11:49:07
  Bellator has gone postal???!!! by Slacktime2004-02-25 11:04:36
  {{ Bellator }} by Irrelevant2004-02-25 10:58:45
  {{{{Bellator}}}} by Reddy2004-02-25 10:52:18
    What was in the box by Celticess2004-02-25 10:57:51
      ahhhh by Reddy2004-02-25 11:02:06
        Well xpresspost international by Celticess2004-02-25 11:06:39
          I hope they find it soon by Reddy2004-02-25 11:08:03
            Well apprently they've changed delivery dates by Celticess2004-02-25 11:51:16
Ok folks...time for a talk by Kickstart2004-02-25 10:45:38
  Mods, please read your email (n/t) by Kickstart2004-02-25 12:13:42
    I don't have mail from you by Nea2004-02-25 12:41:03
      Strange... by Kickstart2004-02-25 12:49:51
        Got it now. (n/t) by Nea2004-02-25 13:17:39
  OK, manditory reading. Yes, that means YOU by dire_lobo2004-02-25 12:10:48
    well said. (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 12:15:11
      yes, quite. (n/t) by MajorG172004-02-25 12:18:22
  *looks sheepish* by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 11:54:16
  Some questions by buddha2004-02-25 11:50:53
    you could always divide it by Type C and M by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thank you. I'll try to keep that C/M in mind. by UnFair2004-02-25 12:29:29
        I wish it were that simple. by swisscheese2004-02-25 13:23:05
      Thanks for the link by buddha2004-02-25 12:12:25
        Not sure what I'm saying <grin> by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
          "Type M" arguments good for when... by swisscheese2004-02-25 13:06:29
          For fallacies: by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
            Thanks rottweiler and MajorG17 by buddha2004-02-25 12:32:51
    I may be wrong but... by j.butterfly2004-02-25 11:54:28
  awww come on I'll behave by Dad2TZK2004-02-25 11:45:34
  Boy, I go away for a couple of HOURS by voxwoman2004-02-25 11:31:13
    oh, and I completely support by voxwoman2004-02-25 11:33:25
  I feel more than a little at fault for all of this by DesertRat662004-02-25 11:23:42
    Don't beat yourself up about this. by thewrongcrowd2004-02-25 11:30:05
    I say again, you take too much on yourself. by adiplomat2004-02-25 11:25:46
  My apologies for getting everyone upset again by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You, too, are just not that powerful! by adiplomat2004-02-25 11:28:44
      darn, I guess I am going to have to work by j.butterfly2004-02-25 11:37:25
        don't listen to him ... by rottweiler2004-02-25 11:38:38
          Isn't there a new movie out called "Butterfly by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 11:39:36
            Yep. by j.butterfly2004-02-25 11:41:12
            Isn't that redundent? (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 11:41:11
    Honey, everybody is upset but it's not your fault. by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 11:27:23
      I agree. (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 11:40:05
    I for one wasn't upset by DesertRat662004-02-25 11:25:12
  I'm sorry. by JillSwift2004-02-25 11:16:40
    I think you've been one of the best behaved here. by subbywan2004-02-25 11:20:29
      Thank you. by JillSwift2004-02-25 11:49:59
        Really?!?! by DesertRat662004-02-25 12:43:31
          Actually... by JillSwift2004-02-25 12:48:59
            heh by DesertRat662004-02-25 13:41:57
  works for me by rottweiler2004-02-25 11:05:12
    But yesterday you called someone a"jerk". by UnFair2004-02-25 11:23:23
      If someone has tried nicely to explain "x" to by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 11:29:55
        Instead of replying exactly how you just did? by adiplomat2004-02-25 11:43:50
          I'm very sorry if I've ever applied the words by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 11:51:46
        That, my dear, is called a troll by Slamlander2004-02-25 11:41:29
        personal addendum: by rottweiler2004-02-25 11:32:58
      No matter what by rottweiler2004-02-25 11:29:16
        What a good watch dog! *gives big bone* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 11:31:12
          Must... resist... entering... gutter.... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 11:33:23
            Sicko! We're both women anyway. by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 11:34:39
              LOL You're not helping! :) (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 11:42:24
            what the heck ... by rottweiler2004-02-25 11:34:11
              He's thinking figurative bone, when we're by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 11:37:06
                Who said it was figurative? by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 11:44:10
                  And where else but UF could we find out about the by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 11:53:41
                    Indeed. *raises glass* To UF! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 12:19:31
                  either way ... by rottweiler2004-02-25 11:47:30
                    oi!!! men stay away from rottweiler by DesertRat662004-02-25 11:56:58
                LOL by rottweiler2004-02-25 11:39:19
  You've got it. You've seen my posts by adiplomat2004-02-25 10:57:59
  I would like to see either by Naruki2004-02-25 10:56:34
    Thanks for your post by Kickstart2004-02-25 11:05:25
  I agree this should happen by Patch2004-02-25 10:51:00
    You were? by skeptic2006-11-19 12:55:59
      What did that have to do by Patch2004-02-25 11:20:53
        Um... guys? KS has "asked" (moderator "requests" by adiplomat2004-02-25 11:24:20
        Ad hominem attacks = insults by skeptic2004-02-25 11:22:46
          Ahh, yes, that is true.. However, it happened by Patch2004-02-25 11:27:07
            also, just thought this... by Patch2004-02-25 11:30:20
              Besides, if it's true, it can't be wrong :D by subbywan2004-02-25 11:31:30
    Why is there a vote? by raptillicus2004-02-25 10:57:56
      Yes by Reddy2004-02-25 11:00:28
      Yes, to the diary question. by adiplomat2004-02-25 11:00:19
    Agreed. (n/t) by MajorG172004-02-25 10:53:27
  You have my support. by Irrelevant2004-02-25 10:50:40
  But by raptillicus2004-02-25 10:49:21
    alt.flame? (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-02-25 10:54:09
      would work about as well ... not at all. by Slamlander2004-02-25 11:34:18
    As much as this is a place for humour by Kickstart2004-02-25 10:50:47
      Sorry for humouring hir humour. by Irrelevant2004-02-25 10:56:36
      Sorry (n/t) by raptillicus2004-02-25 10:52:04
    There's always C-SPAN ;P (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 10:50:03
  Agreed, and thank you. (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 10:47:22
    Hope this wasn't prompted by yesterday's thread by mortaine2004-02-25 11:51:23
      It wasn't :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 12:00:49
Cats... Four pounds... by Llyr2004-02-25 10:43:42
  "It not got hats for clowns on it! by LionsPhil2004-02-25 16:07:14
  Dang you! by MajorG172004-02-25 13:21:15
  1/8 slug of cats? *shakes head* by DaNutBall2004-02-25 12:34:26
  Llyr... physics... measurements of mass... by silvermoon822004-02-25 10:51:07
    Just be careful with the aim by kambrose2004-02-25 11:11:21
  Why did you pound your cats four times? by Monitr72004-02-25 10:48:37
  Cats: All your base are belong to us !! by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 10:46:51
Hmmm. 23 emails in the last 5 minutes by Ston2004-02-25 10:35:33
  Note the significant 23 and 5... by Irrelevant2004-02-25 11:12:33
  Could be a virus one of your friends has... by Glum_Reaper2004-02-25 10:51:33
  Someone's using your email address by kambrose2004-02-25 10:47:35
    I'm *pretty* sure he was being sarcastic. by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 10:55:18
      Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding! (n/t) by Ston2004-02-25 11:50:43
  Only one possible explanation. by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 10:38:35
    Of course not by Ston2004-02-25 12:05:35
802.11b security model discussion by nevdull2004-02-25 10:24:04
  Don't buy an AP without RADIUS capability by Slamlander2004-02-25 11:43:12
    They are only more common as of recent. by nevdull2004-02-25 12:17:01
  Deploy enough WAP's to cover the entire area. by LurkerMo2004-02-25 11:00:04
  Well, I'd start with an enterprise gateway... by Monitr72004-02-25 10:46:21
    Sounds similar by nevdull2004-02-25 10:54:22
      Pretty much. by Monitr72004-02-25 11:13:40
        You might want to by Slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Second mention of that software... by nevdull2004-02-25 11:40:10
            Definitely go and check it out... by Monitr72004-02-25 11:54:52
              Actualy, by nevdull2004-02-25 12:16:11
Today I learned by Llyr2004-02-25 10:15:13
  Just wait until you burn out one of those lights. by kahuana2004-02-25 10:33:05
I vote that religious discussions/debates by j.butterfly2004-02-25 10:10:18
  Don't worry by Erwin Blonk2004-02-25 12:21:21
  I also disagree by emtieswall2004-02-25 11:21:55
    Speaking of diaries, yours is totally empty. by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 11:23:34
      my user account is 5minutes old..... by emtieswall2004-02-25 11:36:42
        FAQ is conveniently located to your left <-. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 11:41:01
          Exits are upper right of the window, bottom left by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 12:25:34
          yah, yah rtfm by emtieswall2004-02-25 11:53:28
  Ok, I see now that my idea was spur of the by j.butterfly2004-02-25 11:14:08
    I think you are very good at staying by Naruki2004-02-25 11:29:43
      Even though I dislike confrontations... by j.butterfly2004-02-25 11:44:11
  Disagree, strongly. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-02-25 11:09:42
  I just can't agree by DesertRat662004-02-25 10:55:45
    DR66, if not for you, it would've come up by adiplomat2004-02-25 11:06:11
      Maybe so by DesertRat662004-02-25 11:28:37
  Nope by hyzenthlay2004-02-25 10:48:56
  Sure. Provided we can EDIT our diaries. by kahuana2004-02-25 10:37:59
  Unfortunately quashing discussion on any topic by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 10:29:22
    I miss aspectus by evilsysadmin2004-02-25 10:47:05
      Yeah, that would be the perfect place for some of by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 10:54:14
        Just don't link to it, or it'll be modded. ;) (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 11:08:24
          Don't have to. It's already permanently linked ;) by subbywan2004-02-25 11:09:24
            Oh. *DUH* Well, look at that... %) (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 11:27:16
            And do you find yourself clicking on it by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 11:11:17
              Sadly, no. by subbywan2004-02-25 11:12:46
                Well, those of us who aren't "in the know" have by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 11:14:39
                  I'll pay KS to beat Illiad into making a nag :D by subbywan2004-02-25 11:25:13
                    Err, what does that mean? by TheyMustBIdiots2004-02-25 11:28:13
                      here you go *grin* by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        Aha. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-02-25 11:46:57
                          *grins* I keep wanting to say by subbywan2004-02-25 11:50:02
                            You were a what?? by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 12:33:27
                              I know, I know ... by subbywan2004-02-25 12:35:26
        We'll beat Illiad into creating a nag-screen :D (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-25 10:58:00
      We're working on getting it back, ASAP. by subbywan2004-02-25 10:48:08
        Mostly time-troubles :( (n/t) by Kickstart2004-02-25 10:53:40
          Is there anyone who could lend a hand? by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 10:58:05
            How could we help?? by Slacktime2004-02-25 11:10:00
              Let's wait until Illiad's back by Kickstart2004-02-25 12:59:54
    Any topic I wish to follow by Slacktime2004-02-25 10:37:51
  I don't agree (entirely). by adiplomat2004-02-25 10:28:41
    Well, I honestly wish by j.butterfly2004-02-25 10:34:09
  I have to say the board seems somewhat... by Glum_Reaper2004-02-25 10:24:59
    I was noticing the same thing by fireballmatt2004-02-25 10:27:40
      That's what a bad President in the most by Patch2004-02-25 10:29:49
    The entire western hemisphere seems by DarthSane2004-02-25 10:27:18
  I'm with you, too. (n/t) by MajorG172004-02-25 10:20:08
  You have my support, by demonhedge2004-02-25 10:18:13
  I'm with you. by subbywan2004-02-25 10:15:10
    Well, it would cut down on you insulting me. by Naruki2004-02-25 10:24:10
      I don't remember doing that. by MajorG172004-02-25 10:25:33
        Who did you *intend* to reply to? by Naruki2004-02-25 10:29:46
          Oops. by MajorG172004-02-25 10:34:43
  Y'know what? by special_ed2004-02-25 10:13:53
    I just think heated debates makes the board by j.butterfly2004-02-25 10:15:40
      No offense, but by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 10:41:30
        That last sentence seems a bit irresponsible by adiplomat2004-02-25 11:08:45
          Hmm, maybe. by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 11:46:30
      Don't say that. by Naruki2004-02-25 10:23:18
        Ok, I agree not to say by j.butterfly2004-02-25 10:25:38
      Fine. by special_ed2004-02-25 10:16:32
  I vote that people voting on things like this by Naruki2004-02-25 10:11:29
    you know, I was making a suggestion... by j.butterfly2004-02-25 10:13:25
      Don't I? by Naruki2004-02-25 10:15:47
        Egregioius, eh? by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
          I agree with hir. by special_ed2004-02-25 10:21:14
          Do you know the meaning of egregious? by Naruki2004-02-25 10:21:10
            I didn't know the meaning before I replied by MajorG172004-02-25 10:29:37
              By making it all sunshine and rainbows and little by special_ed2004-02-25 10:34:08
                Well, what Jen (j. butterfly) is speaking of by adiplomat2004-02-25 10:51:04
                  I, too, am interested in Aspectus, by Ravenlock2004-02-25 10:57:22
                    Usually, when they get that heated, I just by adiplomat2004-02-25 11:02:24
                      I know - and I don't begrudge you that - by Ravenlock2004-02-25 11:14:32
            Please define who you include in "your" by MajorG172004-02-25 10:23:39
              You joined the "non-debaters" side... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
                I count the votes as 16-2, in favor of pro by MajorG172004-02-25 10:33:51
                  Make that 17-2 (n/t) by Sweethart2004-02-25 10:40:29
                    So 16-2 it is, then. by Naruki2004-02-25 10:45:08
                      For a better count for "con", by BloodyViking2004-02-25 10:52:55
                        BV, (hope you don't mind shorthand) by adiplomat2004-02-25 11:19:07
                          It doesn't bother me a bit. by BloodyViking2004-02-25 12:08:19
                            Yeah, I get tripped up like that on occasion. (n/t) by adiplomat2004-02-25 12:24:37
                          We know that. by Naruki2004-02-25 11:37:55
                            GOOD GREAT GNU no! by adiplomat2004-02-25 11:57:10
                              Okay, then... by Naruki2004-02-25 13:41:38
        it was the tone of your suggestion. (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 10:16:38
        As long as we're making egregious suggestions... by Llyr2004-02-25 10:16:34
          I second that by Sweethart2004-02-25 10:18:17
            I strenuously disagree by Slacktime2004-02-25 10:24:47
              Concur by plblark2004-02-25 10:28:04
                cuncur even... if that's how it's spelled (n/t) by plblark2004-02-25 10:28:24
                  You got it right the first time. (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-25 10:28:54
              I think she dropped her sarcasm tags. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-25 10:26:46
                Ok, my mistake (n/t) by Slacktime2004-02-25 11:57:28
                Only because lying is a sin. by Naruki2004-02-25 10:28:55
            I vote that Sweethart stuff a sock in it! by Naruki2004-02-25 10:19:16
          The problem with that... by Naruki2004-02-25 10:18:12
            "Other" would, of course, say something like... by special_ed2004-02-25 10:19:14
              LOL by raptillicus2004-02-25 10:23:20
                ME TOO!!!!!1111 (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 10:28:01
            hey dont discriminate! by fireballmatt2004-02-25 10:18:41
    That would include you, too, since... (n/t) by arktus2004-02-25 10:13:18
      Only if it passes. by Naruki2004-02-25 10:16:30
  or better yet, create a diary for such things?? (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-25 10:11:11
  What if we set up a sub-board? (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-25 10:11:08
attn: Ubergeek by fireballmatt2004-02-25 10:02:02
Tales from the land of R&D by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
Invoke (mathgeeks); by DarthSane2004-02-25 09:52:13
  Look at it this way: by LurkerMo2004-02-25 16:16:37
  Different approach by dissociated2004-02-25 13:52:02
  There's not enough information. by Llyr2004-02-25 10:04:48
    Oh. That assumes equal probability by Llyr2004-02-25 10:05:24
  Lemme think about it for a minute (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-25 09:59:47
  assuming a constant average of 2.4 children? (n/t) by MajorG172004-02-25 09:55:07
    From what I've been reading by DarthSane2004-02-25 09:59:32
      that would suggest that by Slacktime2004-02-25 10:04:01
        Pretty long odds then? by DarthSane2004-02-25 10:08:53
          On the other hand... by Slacktime2004-02-25 10:16:57
            That's kinda the point I was getting at by DarthSane2004-02-25 10:21:39
              Sounds about right. by Llyr2004-02-25 10:23:40
                Sure about that? by tnglives2004-02-25 10:33:33
                  I got that 5/8 from Darth_Sane. by Llyr2004-02-25 10:39:17
                    That data is correct as far as I can by DarthSane2004-02-25 10:43:14
                      Oh, well that's different. by MajorG172004-02-25 10:57:07
                        I'm deliberately ignoring a lot of factors here by DarthSane2004-02-25 11:04:25
                Right by Slacktime2004-02-25 10:32:36
          Approximately by MajorG172004-02-25 10:10:52
          Assuming the correctness of the premise... by Slacktime2004-02-25 10:09:45
          Basically, by Llyr2004-02-25 10:09:44
            "Not bloody likely." by DarthSane2004-02-25 10:14:51
              Well... by Llyr2004-02-25 10:19:21
        s/the of/the probability of/ by Slacktime2004-02-25 10:08:03
        nnnn... Wait, yeah. by Llyr2004-02-25 10:07:52
        Looks right to me. (n/t) by MajorG172004-02-25 10:05:18
Oh, Cluttersquad..... by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
Religious UFies Only by Naruki2004-02-25 09:42:20
  There can only be one form of government. by LurkerMo2004-02-25 14:09:46
    Ah, I just read your reply to Feng Li. by LurkerMo2004-02-25 14:19:15
      I'm not convinced. by Naruki2004-02-25 14:43:43
        Then look at it in terms of 'as long as the same by LurkerMo2004-02-25 14:51:52
          Believe me, the same rules *will* apply to all. by Naruki2004-02-25 16:30:39
            "good, rational religious rules that make sense" by dissociated2004-02-25 18:05:34
    I hope you posted that *before* seeing by Naruki2004-02-25 14:18:36
  THIS IS IMPORTANT by dissociated2004-02-25 12:55:33
    Discordians will not get preferential treatment. by Naruki2004-02-25 13:46:11
      Oh boy! by LionsPhil2004-02-25 16:00:05
        is that like nail-guns? by dissociated2004-02-25 18:28:37
      .45 slugs or .22's? (n/t) by rottweiler2004-02-25 13:51:48
  Theocrat/pontiff by Feng_Li2004-02-25 12:02:34
    They wouldn't be alone. by Naruki2004-02-25 13:44:34
      And for breakfast the next day... by quilting_kitty2004-02-25 14:00:59
  I propose the Official State Religion (tm) be by DarthSane2004-02-25 10:47:39
    Well... by Naruki2004-02-25 10:54:13
      Let's see by DarthSane2004-02-25 10:58:22
        I disagree. by Naruki2004-02-25 11:01:53
          So you have an additional way to control by quilting_kitty2004-02-25 11:53:51
            I do not wish to force beliefs on anyone. by Naruki2004-02-25 11:56:38
          That's all I got. (n/t) by DarthSane2004-02-25 11:06:17
  Well, I have a question (or two!) by Dazed2004-02-25 10:24:51
    Good questions. by Naruki2004-02-25 10:49:24
  Can I be vice-absolute ruler? (n/t) by raptillicus2004-02-25 10:17:24
    Not yet. Need a government first. by Naruki2004-02-25 10:47:04
  I fart in your general direction by polarkitten2004-02-25 09:49:52
    *rips off polarkitten's left hind leg* by Naruki2004-02-25 09:54:23
      Don't do that, you might rip the french right off! (n/t) by Patch2004-02-25 09:57:44
  I'm with Winston Churchill. by Ravenlock2004-02-25 09:49:32
Archaic Tech-Support by fore_deck2004-02-25 09:38:10
  Going light on the sinning? by Glytch782004-02-25 12:32:13
  check by laserman2004-02-25 09:46:08
  Ouch! by kiroh2004-02-25 09:43:38
    But the updates are available for manual download by kiroh2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ah-ha! by fore_deck2004-02-25 09:54:03
It's starting ... by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
I miss DOS 3.3. by silvermoon822004-02-25 09:26:38
  Here's a great site... by rapido752006-11-19 12:55:59
  Even DOS 6 wasn't bad. I still have machines at by radiowave9112004-02-25 09:30:10
    Cool! by silvermoon822004-02-25 09:36:19
      I'm no longer running 486 machines by radiowave9112004-02-25 09:40:58
God says Pat Robertson is a wacko </extra> by Slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Almost makes me wish for a Democratic victory by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 12:41:21
  I actually like to read Andy Rooney's column by radiowave9112004-02-25 09:32:45
Finally some good news for Gays on marriage by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  What's a GOP? by Dazed2004-02-25 10:35:37
    GOP stands for Grand Old Party. by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 10:41:24
      Gay Opposition Party? (n/t) by heyref2004-02-25 11:03:31
        heh, don't think so. but funny. (n/t) by Dazed2004-02-25 11:28:22
      LOL by ixeian2004-02-25 10:46:54
      I always thought it stood for by DesertRat662004-02-25 10:45:05
  Check on WHY though... by subbywan2004-02-25 09:39:22
    Does the WHY really matter? by DesertRat662004-02-25 09:42:08
      Yes, it does. by subbywan2004-02-25 09:49:52
        From that perspective you have a point by DesertRat662004-02-25 10:39:41
          It'll be left up to the States then by subbywan2004-02-25 10:54:30
            That's all OK... for now. by JillSwift2004-02-25 11:45:10
              I can't see how the Feds will *not* get involved by subbywan2004-02-25 11:58:13
                Except for one thing: by JillSwift2004-02-25 12:23:32
                  well, there's no helping the bigoted, by subbywan2004-02-25 12:30:17
                    It sure seems a simple question... by JillSwift2004-02-25 13:12:14
                      Yeah, it is largely a semantics question. by subbywan2004-02-25 13:26:46
        Hey, since you've got time to post... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Ahem!!! by DesertRat662004-02-25 10:41:22
            I'll explain... by Naruki2004-02-25 10:50:47
              It isn't however by DesertRat662004-02-25 11:16:28
                If I have been attacked unfairly... by Naruki2004-02-25 11:54:16
                  I'm not saying you shouldn't defend yourself by DesertRat662004-02-25 12:32:01
                    Since I was getting NO response... by Naruki2004-02-25 13:53:14
                      I'll be sure to by DesertRat662004-02-25 14:14:49
  Bush's "call" is a transparent attempt to gain by dire_lobo2004-02-25 09:35:16
  Hear hear. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-02-25 09:34:19
Constitutional Interpretation of 1st amendment by fiordhraoi2004-02-25 09:17:34
  People are stupid by raptillicus2004-02-25 10:12:27
    You only got it half right. by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 16:38:37
      Cause I'm not Christian for starters... by raptillicus2004-02-26 11:24:49
    Innane question here: by Dazed2004-02-25 11:04:53
      You can Affirm instead of Swear. (n/t) by vetitice2004-02-25 11:22:15
      Ummm by raptillicus2004-02-25 11:08:42
        interesting, thanks! (n/t) by Dazed2004-02-25 11:29:02
  i am all for the speration of by magedrake 00012004-02-25 09:37:21
Remember the video clip I posted a link to last by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  meaning they deleted it on you? (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-02-25 12:03:25
    No they moved it out side of my normal folder. (n/t) by techi8702004-02-25 12:11:17
Thankfully the courts are working by cristobal2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I see Thomas is still Scalia's lap dog. (n/t) by special_ed2004-02-25 09:08:10
    No he is not, he can think fine for himself ... by cristobal2004-02-25 09:13:32
I notice that he doesn't look like smurf today... by scragman2004-02-25 08:51:45
On the subject of comics... by kelli2172004-02-25 08:44:31
Further distraction by myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sneaky myke... by dire_lobo2004-02-25 09:13:25
    t'was the idea :) (n/t) by myke2004-02-25 09:17:57
      I know... keep it up! by dire_lobo2004-02-25 09:38:50
        hurting? by myke2004-02-25 09:46:07
  I still think its funny... by scragman2004-02-25 08:48:26
    Someone missed the joke ;-) (n/t) by Didactylos2004-02-25 09:11:43
    err... what? (n/t) by myke2004-02-25 09:10:39
      methinks 'twas a reply to a viewed random... by dire_lobo2004-02-25 09:15:25
A new species of troll was discovered today by Slamlander2004-02-25 08:19:53
  You forgot "overly cutesy and/or pious nick" by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 09:45:57
    Hello pot? Yeah, it's kettle... by Monitr72004-02-25 11:18:21
    Not quite true dear by Slamlander2004-02-25 11:10:30
      I concede to a superior, geeky response. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 11:32:59
  well done by magedrake 00012004-02-25 09:29:11
  Hee-hee! I used to be married to one (n/t) by heyref2004-02-25 09:21:40
    Married to one? That must have been exhausting! (n/t) by Dazed2004-02-25 10:44:49
  But taunting them is so much fun! (n/t) by skeptic2004-02-25 09:21:36
  Well stated. Best is to avoid them. by UnFair2004-02-25 08:56:22
    About that legible text... by BrainBug2004-02-25 09:23:00
    No names by Slamlander2004-02-25 08:58:45
  Ooh! I saw one! *points down* by arktus2004-02-25 08:54:29
    There are at least three by Slamlander2004-02-25 08:59:51
  *grin* by Naruki2004-02-25 08:40:35
    what about me? I'm the biggest Baddest Billy Goat by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Somehow, I don't think you'd be mistaken for this by radiowave9112004-02-25 09:07:11
      Oh yeah!?!?! Well you're gonna burn in by dire_lobo2004-02-25 09:41:45
      No, naruki excelles already in several categories by UnFair2004-02-25 09:29:15
        My point exactly. (n/t) by radiowave9112004-02-25 09:33:29
          yep, s/he is the by dire_lobo2004-02-25 09:45:13
            Please don't do that. by tnglives2004-02-25 10:00:32
  *Applaudes* (n/t) by anders_holm_ie2004-02-25 08:23:00
    Guess what... by Mysmask2004-02-25 08:31:05
      *doh* by anders_holm_ie2004-02-25 09:38:56
Conscientious Debate Abstainer's Thread. by adiplomat2004-02-25 08:08:39
  Agreed by voxwoman2004-02-25 11:45:11
  I agree by JustnCase2004-02-25 11:25:30
  I've been doing this for...quite some time now by pk23172004-02-25 11:20:29
  I'm in... (n/t) by Sweethart2004-02-25 10:39:58
  I gave up on these threads last week (n/t) by spiffikins2004-02-25 10:19:34
  A good idea! by kiroh2004-02-25 10:01:44
  Agreed. by Llyr2004-02-25 09:55:55
    It's not really about you. by special_ed2004-02-25 10:15:59
    *snicker* by Naruki2004-02-25 10:05:15
      Heh. by Llyr2004-02-25 10:10:51
        *bites tongue* by Naruki2004-02-25 10:13:35
  i abstained from such threads a long time ago by psychoi3oy2004-02-25 09:47:17
  I decline to abstain. by BloodyViking2004-02-25 09:47:10
    I'm not just gathering names, here. by adiplomat2004-02-25 10:09:32
      You are not Just gathering names, by BloodyViking2004-02-25 10:44:48
        LART away. There is a constructive side here, by adiplomat2004-02-25 11:15:19
      I never said you were. by Naruki2004-02-25 10:13:07
        No BloodyViking did. That's who I was answering. by adiplomat2004-02-25 10:36:06
          Whoops! by Naruki2004-02-25 10:51:38
  Definitely agreeable... by Monitr72004-02-25 09:20:24
  I generally avoid those threads anyway. by radiowave9112004-02-25 09:17:42
    This is where I join the thread. by MajorG172004-02-25 09:32:29
  *takes away the LARTs to beat the dead horse* (n/t by DaNutBall2004-02-25 09:11:00
  So my name's not UnFair (no, thats just my nick) by UnFair2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Um... It's usually regarded as bad to by adiplomat2004-02-25 09:21:55
      It is flamebait? Sorry. by UnFair2004-02-25 09:52:57
      Can I have cookie? by treehugger2004-02-25 09:25:32
        **throws treehugger a cookie** by adiplomat2004-02-25 09:29:28
          Hey, I want a cookie to, I hope you made enough by demonhedge2004-02-25 10:37:14
          *Catches cookie in mouth* by treehugger2004-02-25 09:31:43
            *giggles* by Reddy2004-02-25 09:34:42
              Best way to eat! by treehugger2004-02-25 09:38:00
                no thanks by Reddy2004-02-25 09:41:53
  I respectfully decline to join. by Naruki2004-02-25 08:50:33
    and no one in their right mind would have by demonhedge2004-02-25 10:35:51
  I'm glad someone said it here... by nate_t_g2004-02-25 08:46:52
    You didn't abstain, you abandoned. by Ravenlock2004-02-25 12:21:12
  I formerly and politely announce: by treehugger2004-02-25 08:43:31
    {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ meme's }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} by subbywan2004-02-25 09:51:12
    So is "formally", I'd guess. >:+)> (n/t) by adiplomat2004-02-25 08:47:22
      Blast! by treehugger2004-02-25 08:50:02
        Well, you did notice that my hands by adiplomat2004-02-25 08:54:05
  I ditto you and ubergeek2 by demonhedge2004-02-25 08:32:10
    some of the things that have come up have been... by Ubergeek22004-02-25 08:36:49
      Just replying so you don't think by demonhedge2004-02-25 10:32:12
  I believe I'll join you. by Ubergeek22004-02-25 08:18:26
    I agree by Reddy2004-02-25 08:31:54
      Snow! by treehugger2004-02-25 08:44:26
        All our snow is melting. Though I'm expecting a by techi8702004-02-25 08:49:21
          why next month? (n/t) by Reddy2004-02-25 08:50:28
            We always have a big storm in March and or April by techi8702004-02-25 08:59:47
              hmmm by Reddy2006-11-19 12:55:59
        better hurry by Reddy2004-02-25 08:48:43
          trampoline? by treehugger2004-02-25 08:50:45
            sure by Reddy2004-02-25 08:53:34
              Jump! Jump! by treehugger2004-02-25 08:54:54
    Appreciated. (n/t) by adiplomat2004-02-25 08:30:39
  I made this determination a bit ago by Slacktime2004-02-25 08:13:46
    I too made this determination in the last week. (n/t) by techi8702004-02-25 08:48:33
So ... Linux 2.6 has been out for a while by myke2004-02-25 08:04:47
  I'm running it on a ThinkPad. by LionsPhil2004-02-25 11:40:25
  If you are reloading anyway... by frause2004-02-25 09:46:27
Well this just stinks.... by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 07:54:08
  {{{P.Buttercup}}} (n/t) by Celticess2004-02-25 12:07:03
  Update... by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 09:16:39
    *sends strength and good vibes to P.Buttercup* (n/t) by Mysmask2004-02-25 12:33:52
  Been there done that by DesertRat662004-02-25 08:34:21
    How is your mom doing now? by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 09:22:00
      Ummm.... by DesertRat662004-02-25 09:31:48
        oh I'm sorry... by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 10:36:25
          Hey! Don't feel bad by DesertRat662004-02-25 11:34:20
        {{{DesertRat}}}} (n/t) by Reddy2004-02-25 09:46:38
  {{{PButtercup}}} by Reddy2004-02-25 08:21:06
    Well that's our next step. by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 09:19:23
  {{{P.Buttercup}}} (n/t) by Bellator2004-02-25 07:58:58
    thank you (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-02-25 08:09:54
Attn: Skeptic by BloodyViking2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yes, it does, thanks by skeptic2004-02-25 09:07:22
Now for something completely different: NEW BOFH!! by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  heh by winsmith2004-02-25 08:02:56
    i liked it. (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-02-25 08:03:42
ATTN: UFie Idol 2 contestants. by Ubergeek22004-02-25 07:23:10
  I was the first! Everybody else copied :-) by ag_wyvern2004-02-25 13:37:13
  how about by voxwoman2004-02-25 11:41:52
  I don't have a cold by pk23172004-02-25 11:01:32
  I have a cold. by Nickface2004-02-25 07:47:32
    ya, me to by defect2004-02-25 07:50:35
      That's no excuse! by Nichiran2004-02-25 08:29:28
        You should have judge them before they posted! by Ubergeek22004-02-25 08:39:02
          By the way, by Nichiran2004-02-25 08:47:45
            no, and the promise of a bribe that never came by defect2004-02-25 09:29:44
      You need to judge THROUGH the cold! by Ubergeek22004-02-25 07:53:01
  And a question from a contestant: by Nichiran2004-02-25 07:31:12
    various ways.. by Ubergeek22004-02-25 07:44:51
      I sung a capella... by Nichiran2004-02-25 07:53:50
        I believe it falls under "preformance" by Ubergeek22004-02-25 07:56:54
          OK, thank you! by Nichiran2004-02-25 08:00:16
            I say Wal*Mart, when I should say: by Ubergeek22004-02-25 08:03:16
              Albert Heijn comes closest... by Nichiran2004-02-25 08:27:28
                Stupid Question.. by Ubergeek22004-02-25 08:38:00
                  Uhm, no... by Nichiran2004-02-25 08:50:46
                    How did that happen? /:-| (n/t) by Nichiran2004-02-25 08:56:26
                  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-02-25 13:31:07
                    Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-02-25 13:31:18
ATTN: adiplomat, but also all other ufies by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ugh! How horrible for anyone to have to endure by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 12:14:58
  Who is it by evilsysadmin2004-02-25 10:57:32
    He he he... by pk23172004-02-25 11:04:03
  you have my support... by scragman2004-02-25 08:23:47
  I am still checking, but I must get by adiplomat2004-02-25 07:50:23
    You're in my thoughts. by Mysmask2004-02-25 08:28:57
    Can't offer much by McGowan2004-02-25 08:13:48
      You often have to pay your attorney by Slacktime2004-02-25 08:16:57
        Yeah thought as much. by McGowan2004-02-25 08:19:14
          Just trying to put a positive "spin" on it =) by Slacktime2004-02-25 08:20:29
    Please, Dippy, if you need anything ask us. by Ubergeek22004-02-25 07:58:38
      I'm hoping Niwikki will check in. by adiplomat2004-02-25 08:15:57
        Animal House (n/t) by evilsysadmin2004-02-25 10:54:11
        Animal House by BrainBug2004-02-25 09:05:55
          **Bing**! We have a Winnah! by adiplomat2004-02-25 09:26:46
            *Bows* by BrainBug2004-02-25 09:34:47
              Is wherelse a real word actually? (n/t) by BrainBug2004-02-25 09:35:55
        I know the rephrase... by Ubergeek22004-02-25 08:23:12
          Um, I don't think so. by adiplomat2004-02-25 08:33:03
            really? by Ubergeek22004-02-25 08:40:35
              It was Otter by voxwoman2004-02-25 11:49:15
Summoning Gay Christians by hadji2004-02-25 07:13:47
  1 OT and 1 NT Passage by jwthompson22006-11-19 12:55:59
    So... by Spiff2004-02-25 09:35:54
      The Law by jwthompson22004-02-25 10:06:12
    "Among the most literal", indeed. by Ravenlock2004-02-25 08:59:37
      Typo - add "effeminate" before "homosexuals" in... by Ravenlock2004-02-25 09:01:51
    So then by hyzenthlay2004-02-25 08:47:56
  IMHO as a christian by McGowan2004-02-25 08:26:43
  An interesting post from yesterday: by Spiff2006-11-19 12:55:59
    thank you for re-visiting that. I missed it before (n/t) by rottweiler2004-02-25 11:03:29
  Funny thing about the Old and New... by nelzie2004-02-25 07:45:41
    And a free translation from the Hebrew is: by skeptic2004-02-25 07:56:09
      Wow, that's disturbing ... by Dazed2004-02-25 10:52:01
        I've never heard mention of such practice by skeptic2004-02-25 11:06:45
      Even the Hebrew... by nelzie2004-02-25 08:02:57
        You are definitely wrong. The Bible was written by skeptic2004-02-25 08:04:16
          you remind me of one of my favorite thoughts. by Ubergeek22004-02-25 08:06:48
  You probably fell asleep reading Leviticus by skeptic2004-02-25 07:40:05
    I think I actually did fall asleep by hadji2004-02-25 09:02:28
    That was the verse I was just looking for. (n/t) by techi8702004-02-25 07:44:26
  Gamera - the giant flaming turtle. by Naruki2004-02-25 07:22:12
    I only know Gamera from MST3k by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 09:09:19
      Gamera is really sweet. by BloodyViking2004-02-25 15:18:01
    LART!!! by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
      Meh. by Naruki2004-02-25 07:53:22
        They will be arriving by DesertRat662004-02-25 09:15:19
  I've devoted a website to it by TrogL2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Typo police by hadji2004-02-25 09:11:15
      "Waw" of Moses. Heh. Website has a wisp. :-p (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-02-25 09:12:44
    I stopped reading the second one by jugulum2004-02-25 09:05:10
Window Manager war! (n/t) by myke2004-02-25 07:03:49
  twm! by cpqrst32004-02-25 15:18:27
  Pekwm by frause2004-02-25 12:03:56
  KDE!!! by Dazed2004-02-25 11:06:26
  olvwm beats everything by polarkitten2004-02-25 08:53:10
    go kitten kill'em all (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-25 09:18:23
  Jason Hughes at Pace Windows and Glass! by Ubergeek22004-02-25 08:08:14
  Can you REALLY manage Windows? (n/t) by airborneric2004-02-25 07:19:32
  Aqua. by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 07:16:09
    *drools* by myke2004-02-25 07:32:44
      Have. (n/t) by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 07:37:44
        GIVE by myke2004-02-25 07:39:35
        Grrrr! (n/t) by chrisP2004-02-25 07:38:49
  Geos! (n/t) by BrainBug2004-02-25 07:11:14
  Windows 2000! by MajorG172004-02-25 07:10:41
    MODS!!!! ;) by myke2004-02-25 07:14:10
      Hummingbird says it is :P by Slamlander2004-02-25 07:26:03
        Hummingbird is nice software. by myke2004-02-25 07:34:05
  icewm :) by Freakazoid2004-02-25 07:07:48
  Fluxbox! (n/t) by nevdull2004-02-25 07:05:00
  AfterStep! by myke2004-02-25 07:04:36
  **Gnome flaps a large trout into KDE's face! (n/t) by winsmith2004-02-25 07:04:36
    bah - they're both fat (n/t) by myke2004-02-25 07:06:21
      so? you said war! (n/t) by winsmith2004-02-25 07:09:10
        so get fighting! by myke2004-02-25 07:13:32
Jewish trivia of the day by skeptic2004-02-25 06:53:40
  Whew. by nin_man2004-02-25 06:58:25
    Actually, you can't wed yourself this way by skeptic2004-02-25 07:03:18
      Well, I don't want to brag... by nin_man2004-02-25 08:23:41
    Were they god-fearing? by chrisP2004-02-25 06:59:33
      I'm sure they were at the moment. by nin_man2004-02-25 07:07:03
  Good thing about the God fearing witnesses by Spisefisken2004-02-25 06:56:27
    Oh, I didn't mention that you have to say the text by skeptic2004-02-25 07:15:41
      it probably made more sense by rottweiler2004-02-25 07:39:21
        This was banned by raptillicus2004-02-25 07:51:36
Too much discussion of religion today by flatlander2004-02-25 06:47:10
  Too much Absolutism today by plblark2004-02-25 07:25:10
  I'll come back here later. by nevdull2004-02-25 07:15:09
    Oww, you worry too much :)) by Erwin Blonk2004-02-25 07:20:50
    Plus, someone likes Windows 2000! by treehugger2004-02-25 07:17:50
  darn, a misspelling by flatlander2004-02-25 06:50:33
    and a lie! by myke2004-02-25 06:55:19
Parsing BBcode/Forumcode with php. by Michiel_H2004-02-25 06:37:32
  It works! by Michiel_H2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oh, here is the code I used by Michiel_H2006-11-19 12:55:59
  phpBB provides functions to do this by ImDead2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Great! by Michiel_H2004-02-25 08:07:42
  I don't know a single bit of PHP... by BrainBug2004-02-25 06:55:46
    Just checked for PHP functions... by BrainBug2004-02-25 07:06:54
      Correction... by BrainBug2004-02-25 07:09:22
        So it IS preg_replace(). by Michiel_H2004-02-25 07:15:25
          Well... by BrainBug2004-02-25 07:20:40
            Ah.. A personal opinion. :) by Michiel_H2004-02-25 07:23:24
              The docs say so... by BrainBug2004-02-25 07:35:11
                I don't get it. by Michiel_H2004-02-25 07:43:51
                  Ooops, the besides part should read ereg_... (n/t) by BrainBug2004-02-25 07:49:17
    preg_replace() (n/t) by tms17912004-02-25 07:04:11
      You mean ereg_replace() ? by Michiel_H2004-02-25 07:04:59
RIAA and guns... by edokter2004-02-25 06:37:18
  your revelation is crap by hugs2004-02-25 21:50:25
  For crying out loud! by edokter2004-02-25 17:33:41
  Statistics by jsrustad2004-02-25 11:16:57
    For reference, by MajorG172004-02-25 12:31:08
  FLAMEBAIT by DukeOfDania2004-02-25 10:35:08
  Reason: Guns kill people. The best music can do by kahuana2004-02-25 10:11:42
    So it's all about population control, then? by tnglives2004-02-25 10:45:06
  I think you are backwards here by evilsysadmin2004-02-25 07:11:40
  All you anti-gunners... by tms17912006-11-19 12:55:59
    Interesting statistic in there... by Irrelevant2004-02-25 10:09:17
      Is that all you got? by tms17912004-02-25 16:56:42
    Very good, I like it, thanx (n/t) by Slamlander2004-02-25 07:20:50
  has nothing to do with that by hugs2004-02-25 07:03:22
  Eh? by tms17912004-02-25 07:00:03
    He didn't say that guns should be forbidden by delcted2004-02-25 07:14:53
      PS by delcted2004-02-25 07:17:37
  False statistic by Slamlander2004-02-25 06:49:55
    Exactly... That false statistic... by nelzie2004-02-25 06:56:25
  That's an interesting statistic... by Tomcat2004-02-25 06:49:49
    Ferchrissake... by edokter2004-02-25 07:19:18
      The actual percentage is an essential by version0.12004-02-25 08:13:06
      The point, though, .... by packet-rat2004-02-25 07:36:31
    Don't forget to mention... by nelzie2004-02-25 07:01:12
  yes. It's called capitalism. (n/t) by duesentrieb2004-02-25 06:49:37
  I don't know why you didn't think of it before. by winsmith2004-02-25 06:45:40
    Because... by edokter2004-02-25 06:59:33
Allow me to introduce..... by blindman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That must have been what the Seagate drive by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
    SCSI is better by myke2004-02-25 09:16:43
      Usual claims, feel free to correct me... by tnglives2004-02-25 11:00:58
        Pretty good. by myke2004-02-25 14:57:00
  Resizing big images in html is bad, mmkay? (n/t) by winsmith2004-02-25 06:29:32
    sorry - is fixed now. (n/t) by blindman2004-02-25 06:56:13
Why does it have to be called 'Repression'? by nelzie2004-02-25 06:20:21
  *forcefully injects humour* by Irrelevant2004-02-25 10:30:46
  The military incident had nothing by rottweiler2004-02-25 07:30:19
    What I read on the issue... by nelzie2004-02-25 07:59:44
      There is a rule about disguising identity. by Naruki2004-02-25 08:44:33
      Military personnel assigned to a post in a foreign by NOLAWitch2004-02-25 08:44:21
        The car driving thing was a huge part of this ... by rottweiler2004-02-25 14:41:33
  Of course it can be called choice. by Ravenlock2004-02-25 06:36:48
Drivers that are classifed as dangerous by tran2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hmmm...talking on the cell phone while driving by Spud312004-02-25 07:12:19
A Christian Confession. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ultimately by Erwin Blonk2004-02-25 07:06:22
  Couple of issues by jwthompson22004-02-25 06:57:40
    *Sigh* The problem, jwthompson2, by Ravenlock2004-02-25 07:19:29
      Is truth absolute? by jwthompson22004-02-25 08:21:13
        I believe in absolute Truth... by Naruki2004-02-25 09:15:47
          Was wondering if you'd show up. by Ravenlock2004-02-25 09:22:07
        You're missing the point. by Arcanum2004-02-25 08:45:39
          I agree with THAT law. by vetitice2004-02-25 09:16:17
        You're right about the problem, by Ravenlock2004-02-25 08:44:01
          The Bible by jwthompson22004-02-25 09:58:05
            (1) Yup, republic. That would be what I said. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Why is your second to last paragraph by hyzenthlay2004-02-25 08:41:41
  Matters of Faith by jorowi2004-02-25 06:36:16
    You can't be a Catholic or by Slamlander2004-02-25 06:44:55
      If Catholic = "Roman Catholic" by jedidiahstott2004-02-26 00:02:43
      No, I'm not Catholic... by jorowi2004-02-25 08:11:59
      Heh - of course, my post notwithstanding, by Ravenlock2004-02-25 06:50:16
        Reminds me by MaW2004-02-25 11:40:02
          No argument. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-02-25 12:04:03
    No strike out there. by Ravenlock2004-02-25 06:41:14
      Agreed... (n/t) by jorowi2004-02-25 08:14:15
  About that last point. by SaleGamine2004-02-25 06:23:11
    Have you read by hyzenthlay2004-02-25 08:59:21
    It's consistent within their current ideology. by Ravenlock2004-02-25 06:29:22
      Officially stated it *seven years ago*, no less. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-02-25 06:30:05
  Like I've always said by DesertRat662004-02-25 06:14:19
    <JackSparrow> Keep to the code. </JackSparrow> ;-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-02-25 06:15:54
      Except by DesertRat662004-02-25 06:35:13
        I know, I'm just a sucker for movie quotes. ;-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-02-25 06:41:56
  Well said by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
    How I find it: by MajorG172004-02-25 06:14:08
    An interesting point. by Ravenlock2004-02-25 06:13:26
      But the real issue is 'tolerance' by Slamlander2004-02-25 06:36:36
        Ah. Well, that wasn't your question as I... by Ravenlock2004-02-25 07:38:56
  re: A Christian Confession by ab7622006-11-19 12:23:33
    "Ship of Fools". I like that. ;-) by Ravenlock2004-02-25 06:01:36
      Good Site :) by miathet2004-02-25 07:24:47
      Check out the caption competition by treehugger2004-02-25 06:43:47
  A couple of comments by skeptic2004-02-25 05:51:58
    *Nod* Indeed. by Ravenlock2004-02-25 05:59:41
MIET (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-02-25 05:28:02
  Mrng? by silvermoon822004-02-25 07:55:10
    h n, nthr pst wtht vwls! by myke2004-02-25 08:07:10
      Oh no, another post without vowels! by kelli2172004-02-25 09:18:43
        vr(y) gd! by myke2004-02-25 09:42:12
          I know an EVEN NASTIER English variant: by Irrelevant2004-02-25 10:47:04
            Wcll, I may not hcvc rcspondcd by IByte2004-02-25 11:42:52
          very good! by MajorG172004-02-25 09:59:35
  Esp. at 1.57am with a headache.. by purplepineapple2004-02-25 06:59:50
    aww by Nessalc2004-02-25 08:03:34
  MEAT (n/t) by saxguy022004-02-25 06:24:22
    0xDEADBEEF (n/t) by myke2004-02-25 06:50:04
      0x000DECAF (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-02-25 10:37:42
  Morning is Gooooooood! by ideur2004-02-25 05:54:07
  MIE. by myke2004-02-25 05:50:58
  M.I.E. (n/t) by MajorG172004-02-25 05:49:54
  Miet. (n/t) by winsmith2004-02-25 05:33:19
ATTN: UFie Idol 2 Judges by purplepineapple2004-02-25 05:10:27
  Bed"time" by purplepineapple2004-02-25 07:20:07
  I think I know what I will do by defect2004-02-25 05:40:03
    Yes, the accompanied one... by purplepineapple2004-02-25 06:08:17
  What I will do.. by Ubergeek22004-02-25 05:28:16
    A fair call. by purplepineapple2004-02-25 06:05:35
      You more or less got it right. by nin_man2004-02-25 07:04:49
  Did you really upload it in the showoff section? by ErniePi2004-02-25 05:20:54
    Processing time? by purplepineapple2004-02-25 05:23:47
  I fully support third option by MajorG172004-02-25 05:15:14
A question on genetics/natural selection.. by friekatoni2004-02-25 04:52:52
  that's an easy one! by polarkitten2004-02-25 08:45:25
  If it's more then one gene by dissociated2004-02-25 05:50:33
    Could be a linked gene. by jayfarm2004-02-25 06:13:46
  No, it doesn't actually imply that. by skeptic2004-02-25 05:15:35
    Thank you by Spiff2004-02-25 05:41:31
    Epigenetics: by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
  Can I read through my posts before I submit them? by friekatoni2004-02-25 05:09:32
  Siblings and recession by Ulysses2004-02-25 05:00:44
    A refinement by abb3w2004-02-25 05:48:29
  Recessive gene. by Ravenlock2004-02-25 04:58:18
    Another possibility by mathwaster2004-02-25 05:44:36
    Except by Slamlander2004-02-25 05:00:54
      It does not by delcted2004-02-25 05:24:05
      True, the gene itself wouldn't. by Ravenlock2004-02-25 05:15:45
Arrrgh! by SaleGamine2004-02-25 04:22:50
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by Nightwind2004-02-25 06:07:32
    Because I had already eaten by SaleGamine2004-02-25 07:13:25
      {{{Sysadmin}}} by treehugger2004-02-25 07:18:48
        Awwww, you'll make me feel sorry for him by SaleGamine2004-02-25 07:54:43
          Accidents happen by treehugger2004-02-25 08:05:15
  *hands SG a BIG aluminum bat to LART sysadmin by Electric Storm2004-02-25 04:28:41
    Thank you. by SaleGamine2004-02-25 04:30:33
  {{{Salegamine}}} by Slamlander2004-02-25 04:24:30
    How are you love? by SaleGamine2004-02-25 04:25:55
      Well, so far. sleeping cat-like. by Slamlander2004-02-25 04:48:18
Attn: nate_t_g! by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Interesting comments by UnFair2004-02-25 06:00:40
  ATTN: subbywan by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You'll have to wait, I'm afraid. by subbywan2004-02-25 10:04:02
      So no apology for insulting me? by Naruki2004-02-25 10:14:57
I need to program a login-system with php by Michiel_H2004-02-25 04:13:39
  For a good reference on a login system by skeptic2004-02-25 04:52:25
    Hm... by Michiel_H2004-02-25 04:56:44
      Right, and this is why the system *allows* by skeptic2004-02-25 05:24:53
        I understand. I will look into it. (n/t) by Michiel_H2004-02-25 05:31:58
  The best reference/tutorial for PHP by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ah, so if my host uses the newest version of php, by Michiel_H2004-02-25 04:26:37
      Read that second page I linked to by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Thanks! However, I just realised... by Michiel_H2004-02-25 04:45:21
Attn: Adiplomat by Voltigeur2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Actually in the states by demonhedge2004-02-25 07:42:43
    not for temp contract workers by voxwoman2004-02-25 11:55:44
"You seem a little spritely"... by lurker692004-02-25 03:48:47
  Some spritely history - as I recall it by Slacktime2004-02-25 07:56:06
    GBA by pin0cchio2004-02-25 20:00:11
    Ugh, you're making me feel old. by YakkoWarner2004-02-25 09:26:11
      Not to worry Yakko by Slacktime2004-02-25 09:35:39
  Dictionary.com by skeptic2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's because it's usually spelled "sprightly". by Stavros2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yeah, I sense Illiad was making a pun. (n/t) by jillswift2004-02-25 04:43:19
  You know those old people... by random_c2004-02-25 03:54:40
Need PHP help by cava2004-02-25 03:30:50
  Is the check in place for you or by deadweasle2004-02-25 08:08:22
  Thanx to all of you guys by cava2004-02-25 04:17:50
  Idea: by pas512004-02-25 03:39:59
  The variables... by Michiel_H2004-02-25 03:38:15
  you could use another form: by winsmith2004-02-25 03:36:43
Weird happenings on UF by demonhedge2004-02-25 02:54:15
  is Windows messager disabled? by Ubergeek22004-02-25 07:40:41
  False Positive. (n/t) by Slamlander2004-02-25 03:13:55
ATTN::APPLE by stacato2004-02-25 02:46:43
UFfie Meet::Stuttgart, Germany - PLEASE READ by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ATTN::winsmith by ErniePi2004-02-25 03:53:02
    It's correct. by winsmith2004-02-25 04:07:51
      Wunder über Wunder. by ErniePi2004-02-25 04:22:08
        yup. (n/t) by winsmith2004-02-25 05:17:28
I can't sleep. :( by j.butterfly2004-02-25 02:35:57
I don't know about you, by LionsPhil2004-02-25 02:33:48
  Depends what you're trying to do by TrogL2004-02-25 07:22:08
when Sid is not using punch cards by Polarkitten2004-02-25 02:11:31
  No, he uses KDE. by Slamlander2004-02-25 02:23:45
    of course, but by polarkitten2004-02-25 08:38:30
Considers going out hunting low life scum... by Electric Storm2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sounds like the same person by hadji2004-02-25 18:08:43
  we were in need of a car. sorry...[n/t] by dvi2004-02-25 01:52:50
    ATV is not a car. by Slamlander2004-02-25 02:02:40
      got 5 wheels: 4 on the road... by dvi2004-02-25 02:10:32
        The perps are still low life scum... by Electric Storm2004-02-25 02:22:28
          You say they 'd be DUMB by scissors2004-02-25 06:01:14
          Understood your intention... by dvi2004-02-25 02:29:29
I listened to President Bush's speech by Slamlander2004-02-25 01:13:04
  I heard Bush has a History Degree from Yale by Dazed2004-02-25 11:37:28
  I am depressed by hyzenthlay2004-02-25 07:55:11
  Wow, revisionism at it's finest! by Slamlander2004-02-25 06:31:01
    I tried. I really did. by Blackbyrd22004-02-25 19:59:50
    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion :-) (n/t) by cristobal2004-02-25 07:02:17
      See! See! You're derailing the discussion, by LionsPhil2004-02-25 11:21:06
      Our chief weapon is surprise... by treehugger2004-02-25 07:23:08
        Our two weapons are fear and surprise by Erwin Blonk2004-02-25 07:33:51
          ...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... by treehugger2004-02-25 07:35:08
            Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons by Erwin Blonk2004-02-25 07:37:13
              [The Inquisition exits] by treehugger2004-02-25 07:37:50
        fear and surprise.... by treehugger2004-02-25 07:33:25
          Our two weapons are fear and surprise... by treehugger2004-02-25 07:34:06
            ...and ruthless efficiency.... by treehugger2004-02-25 07:34:30
  Makes me think of several years back... by glenalec2004-02-25 02:16:46
    Very good idea by ixeian2004-02-25 02:29:10
      is it just me? by astro-g2004-02-25 02:58:24
        It's not just you. by Tomo2004-02-25 03:46:08
    What's a 'poof'? by Slamlander2004-02-25 02:26:52
      One of the less offensive... by glenalec2004-02-25 02:30:17
  I think you need to go back furthur by GodChildJBH2004-02-25 02:16:31
    Of course you say that, by Slamlander2004-02-25 02:47:16
      Ditto for you by GodChildJBH2004-02-25 03:17:46
        Nope, invalid assumption by Slamlander2004-02-25 03:24:53
          Hmmm by GodChildJBH2004-02-25 03:55:45
            I'm not a geologist by Slamlander2004-02-25 04:06:54
              Its still there by GodChildJBH2004-02-25 11:35:33
              It comes from above the heaven by delcted2004-02-25 06:59:32
                And where did it go later? by Khaar2004-02-25 07:04:42
    So what are you trying to say? by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 02:38:23
    *Grabs mental crowbar* by Slamlander2004-02-25 02:38:10
      The local Uni by GodChildJBH2004-02-25 02:47:47
        LOL! You must be trolling... by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 03:11:10
          Nope no trolling here by GodChildJBH2004-02-25 03:45:05
            What ARE you smoking? by julius.apweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
            That's just plain flawed ... by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
        they do not have an by astro-g2004-02-25 02:55:40
          Tarring with the same brush by GodChildJBH2004-02-25 03:10:29
            Tarring with the same brush, eh? by gaygeek2004-02-25 13:11:37
            para 2 by astro-g2004-02-25 03:45:35
            Historical inaccuracy. by jillswift2006-11-19 12:55:59
              just to be fair by astro-g2004-02-25 04:02:55
                There's also Chinese astronomers by Tomo2004-02-25 04:13:10
              Clicky Back to you by GodChildJBH2006-11-19 12:55:59
                What a load of fetid dingo's kidneys. by jillswift2004-02-25 03:37:49
                  Invites you to the picnic on the hill by treehugger2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  cos its fun! (n/t) by astro-g2004-02-25 03:49:17
                The single best argument by Slamlander2004-02-25 03:35:59
                  Blind Faith? by GodChildJBH2004-02-25 03:50:44
                    Blind Faith? by Khaar2004-02-25 05:24:48
                      Brilliant reply, Khaar! by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 06:09:38
                    understanding what you speak of helps by astro-g2004-02-25 04:19:23
                    Gotcha! by Tomo2004-02-25 04:09:29
                  Come and sit on my hill by treehugger2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    *brings picnic basket from Illiways* by Slamlander2004-02-25 03:48:20
                      Food. Hurrah! by treehugger2004-02-25 03:51:06
                        *sits* by jillswift2004-02-25 04:02:09
                          Great minds think alike by treehugger2004-02-25 04:04:09
                            The old saying "The more the merrier"... by jillswift2004-02-25 04:06:20
                              Interesting Idea by treehugger2004-02-25 04:08:56
                                I say, rather than discuss... by jillswift2004-02-25 04:20:25
                                *drinks deeply* by treehugger2004-02-25 04:21:24
                        Good, by Slamlander2004-02-25 03:59:54
                          *points to magic wand* by ixeian2004-02-25 04:08:54
                            Too tired right now by Slamlander2004-02-25 04:22:59
                              Understandable by ixeian2004-02-25 04:32:09
                                No such thing by Slamlander2004-02-25 04:35:29
                                True, true (n/t) by ixeian2004-02-25 04:37:11
                          Lovely, thanks by treehugger2004-02-25 04:02:59
                            Produces 4 glasses by Slamlander2004-02-25 04:08:12
                              Excellent, a man that plans by treehugger2004-02-25 04:10:14
                                *Annexes a glass* by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                {{{SaleGamine}}} by treehugger2004-02-25 04:25:55
                                You cribbed some caribe wings? by Slamlander2004-02-25 04:27:37
                                They are the best I've ever had by treehugger2004-02-25 04:47:21
                                That sounds nice. by SaleGamine2004-02-25 04:27:15
                                What's MSG? by treehugger2004-02-25 04:30:32
                                Monosodium glutamate by SaleGamine2004-02-25 04:33:54
                                just MSG? by merryj2004-02-25 11:59:05
                                As far as food goes yes. by SaleGamine2004-02-25 12:50:09
                                It's virtual missus. by treehugger2004-02-25 04:38:36
                                Goody! by SaleGamine2004-02-25 05:38:40
                                Mono Sodium Glutimate by Slamlander2004-02-25 04:32:15
                                *hands SaleGamine her own bottle* by jillswift2004-02-25 04:25:28
                                Nah, that might damage the wine by SaleGamine2004-02-25 04:28:47
                                Ahh, good. by jillswift2004-02-25 04:30:42
                                *Grin* (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-02-25 04:34:42
                                I have no idea by Slamlander2004-02-25 04:15:03
                                Buffalo wings? by treehugger2004-02-25 04:18:30
                                Winged buffalo by jillswift2004-02-25 04:22:33
                                Splat! by treehugger2004-02-25 04:24:45
                                Pretty much... by jillswift2004-02-25 04:27:13
                                How many flightless buffalo are there? by Slamlander2004-02-25 04:21:12
                                How bizzare. by treehugger2004-02-25 04:23:55
                                Jackalope links by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Yes, I've actually checked. by skeptic2004-02-25 03:15:11
              Bible Translation Q by glenalec2004-02-25 03:29:35
                If so, it did not happen in the translation by skeptic2004-02-25 03:44:32
                  Not my theory, by glenalec2004-02-25 04:33:18
              Specifics by GodChildJBH2004-02-25 03:23:00
                Carbon dating is more accurate than you admit. by Tomo2004-02-25 03:38:18
                  Mmm, do they? by skeptic2004-02-25 03:51:20
                    As I understand it... by MaW2004-02-25 05:41:12
                    Sorry, I was too succinct. by Tomo2004-02-25 04:02:18
                A god that... by glenalec2004-02-25 03:35:32
                I'm not falling for it... Sorry. by skeptic2004-02-25 03:33:09
            Hahahahahahahah! by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 03:13:07
              <AOL /> (n/t) by Khaar2004-02-25 04:15:43
            It's not the inaccuracy of the Bible by Slamlander2004-02-25 03:13:01
        ehm...ehm... by buzzin2004-02-25 02:55:37
        Some of us are less re-arranged than others ;) (n/ (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2004-02-25 02:55:26
        Considering that I've actually been by Slamlander2004-02-25 02:54:44
          Faith can move mountains. by glenalec2004-02-25 03:14:42
            and has buried entire civilizations ... by Slamlander2004-02-25 03:17:18
              She likes to throw things (n/t) by MaW2004-02-25 05:18:29
  Maybe wishful thinking on his part by ixeian2004-02-25 01:40:46
  Am I right in thinking... by MaW2004-02-25 01:40:42
    He did appoint Ashcroft, non? by Slamlander2004-02-25 01:45:28
      Any particular kind of religious whacko? (n/t) by MaW2004-02-25 03:36:16
        Christian Fundie? by Slamlander2004-02-25 03:39:11
  Ummmmm... That doesn't sound so bad. by aix tom2004-02-25 01:30:17
    Somebody drown this guy!! ;-) by glenalec2004-02-25 01:41:28
      Nah by skeptic2004-02-25 01:48:44
        wait! by astro-g2004-02-25 03:03:32
          Niceness does not require marriage by skeptic2004-02-25 03:10:18
        BUT THAT'S NOT TRADITIONAL!! by glenalec2004-02-25 02:28:47
        And maybe then the Geeks.. by aix tom2004-02-25 01:55:08
          Instead, they would simply arrange it. by Slamlander2004-02-25 01:56:39
            No, that's the beauty of it by skeptic2004-02-25 02:10:59
              Not really by SaleGamine2004-02-25 02:23:32
                Every book from that era implies by skeptic2004-02-25 03:00:07
                  We haven't been reading the same books then by SaleGamine2004-02-25 03:05:16
                    What, in regency times? by skeptic2004-02-25 03:08:24
                      AFIK it was still possible by SaleGamine2004-02-25 03:15:33
                        Well, if you include the third world by skeptic2004-02-25 03:56:50
                        what did she do? by astro-g2004-02-25 03:52:41
                          She went. by SaleGamine2004-02-25 04:25:13
        Don't need more geeks by Slamlander2004-02-25 01:53:33
      What just struck me as funny .... by aix tom2004-02-25 01:44:25
        Escaping tradition is the hardest... by glenalec2004-02-25 01:56:23
    Refuses to feed the troll by treehugger2004-02-25 01:33:02
      {{{treehuger}}} by aix tom2004-02-25 01:42:14
        *Kicks you inna fork* by treehugger2004-02-25 01:46:49
          *Ouch* Hmmm... Me thinks yon lass... by aix tom2004-02-25 01:51:44
            Typical male. by treehugger2004-02-25 01:58:45
              now now, fight fair by buzzin2004-02-25 02:03:17
                *Thinks* by treehugger2004-02-25 02:10:40
                  Do not burn your bra! by SaleGamine2004-02-25 02:18:19
                    Indeed. Produces Toxins as well by treehugger2004-02-25 02:23:31
                  *peeks from under the rock* by buzzin2004-02-25 02:16:42
                    Sounds a good compromise by treehugger2004-02-25 02:21:49
                      *passes by* (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-25 11:17:11
                  Don't be stereotypical by ixeian2004-02-25 02:14:10
                    Be myself... hmm. by treehugger2004-02-25 02:18:56
                    I think I will have to get out of here by aix tom2004-02-25 02:15:26
                      *Kicks you inna fork again* by treehugger2004-02-25 02:20:44
                        See.. it's always the females who do by aix tom2004-02-25 02:24:38
                          *adopts kicking posture* by treehugger2004-02-25 02:25:19
                            Hey, do you know .. by aix tom2004-02-25 02:36:48
                              *Falls over* by treehugger2004-02-25 02:42:16
  will somebody please... by dvi2004-02-25 01:27:06
    You want Cheney to be Prez? (n/t) by Magefire2004-02-25 01:49:45
      honestly... by dvi2004-02-25 01:51:26
        Scary thoughts... by Magefire2004-02-25 01:54:50
          This will lead... by dvi2004-02-25 02:00:50
    no offense to the americans but by Celticess2004-02-25 01:28:45
      No! And it is not different in other countries! (n (n/t) by ideur2004-02-25 01:38:05
        hmmm well we don't have presidents here by Celticess2004-02-25 01:41:35
          btw they just "pie" ours here(as in creame pie) (n/t) by Celticess2004-02-25 01:42:49
            have never heard of... by dvi2004-02-25 01:45:10
      this is due to... by dvi2004-02-25 01:34:33
      Assuming... by glenalec2004-02-25 01:31:18
        they have revolutions so you never know (n/t) by Celticess2004-02-25 01:32:38
          and the last one is about 80 years overdue. by Slamlander2004-02-25 01:34:55
            Regardless of who starts the revolution... by glenalec2004-02-25 01:46:42
              plain to see... by dvi2004-02-25 01:49:33
                Eh? Parser error: by Slamlander2004-02-25 01:50:48
                  I think it's in refrence by Celticess2004-02-25 02:05:15
                    right you are! by dvi2004-02-25 02:15:20
                  'ere 'ou are... by dvi2004-02-25 01:55:22
                    Then you seldom go to church by Slamlander2004-02-25 02:08:19
                      never got the strange language there by dvi2004-02-25 02:19:34
  The advantage of letting the educational... by glenalec2004-02-25 01:21:55
    You won't get me to argue there. by Slamlander2004-02-25 01:24:46
      ergo, they are not interested... by glenalec2004-02-25 01:28:07
        Correct! You ruke the masses by not educating them by Electric Storm2004-02-25 02:37:23
  Well... by saminz2004-02-25 01:19:49
I just listented to Yohimbe's UFI2 submission by fireballmatt2004-02-25 00:40:24
  You too? by nin_man2004-02-25 04:36:27
  Allow me to say by ixeian2004-02-25 01:05:40
    thanks...but yoh blows me out of the water by fireballmatt2004-02-25 01:37:18
  where are the sound clips again? by Celticess2004-02-25 00:41:27
    Mine is available on my webspace by pk23172006-11-19 12:55:59
    www.uf-idol.org by ErniePi2004-02-25 00:55:45
      all that to just listen to the clips? by Celticess2004-02-25 00:57:41
        It seems like a lot, but is only a few minutes by ag_wyvern2004-02-25 01:12:01
          my diary already has that by Celticess2004-02-25 01:15:38
            No... by Khaar2004-02-25 01:21:38
        Sorry about that. by Khaar2004-02-25 01:04:35
Now *that* is effective spam approach. by Khaar2004-02-25 00:33:47
The UF Weekly photoschlock Contest! by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:23:33
Give me your reason why gay marriages should be by Blackbyrd22006-11-19 12:55:59
  Isn't anybody gonna actually answer? by emtieswall2004-02-25 15:44:05
    Sorry, but it isn't going to happen, I fear. by Blackbyrd22004-02-25 19:48:10
      No doubt....best I can distill: by emtieswall2004-02-26 04:07:00
  My hat in the ring here by spiritfire2004-02-25 14:16:36
    Murder was invented by heteros, too. by Naruki2004-02-25 14:49:12
      what, a gay person is incapable of inventing by spiritfire2004-02-25 15:06:11
        A hetero invented gays. by Naruki2004-02-25 16:32:28
          sigh...childish retort by spiritfire2004-02-25 17:10:46
  The original post for this was Sunday, by Blackbyrd22006-11-19 12:55:59
  Why Gay Marriages are not by GodChildJBH2004-02-25 02:07:21
    a majority wanted interracial marriage illegal too by goulo2004-02-25 22:55:32
      how about an interspecies marraige? by spiritfire2004-02-25 23:59:06
        animals aren't sentient by goulo2004-02-26 20:28:30
        Maybe because the animal can't consent? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-02-26 00:17:22
    Poorly argued by emtieswall2004-02-25 15:56:47
    Forgive my rambling by tuxette2004-02-25 04:46:12
      Marriage in the legal sense by QuietDream2004-02-25 10:00:30
        Embarassing by QuietDream2004-02-25 10:03:04
      In the UK by dagna2004-02-25 05:21:10
    right then by astro-g2004-02-25 03:32:53
    This works to a certain extent by Erwin Blonk2004-02-25 03:13:36
    I like that. by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 02:52:17
      Design by GodChildJBH2004-02-25 03:04:15
        "design" is a pretty bogus argument by goulo2004-02-28 08:01:01
        My hands are designed for grasping... by QuietDream2004-02-25 09:24:55
        Well by Erwin Blonk2004-02-25 03:29:52
          was waiting for that by astro-g2004-02-25 03:41:38
        Yay, design :) by chrisP2004-02-25 03:23:56
        Erm, so what? by julius.apweiler2004-02-25 03:20:16
        It could be argued... by random_c2004-02-25 03:14:46
          It isn't a choice! by QuietDream2004-02-25 09:50:19
    A short note ... by chrisP2004-02-25 02:31:30
      Purpose by GodChildJBH2004-02-25 03:00:40
        Is your morality based by Erwin Blonk2004-02-25 03:26:02
          I'll have to make this my last one by GodChildJBH2004-02-25 04:07:55
            I could turn this around by Erwin Blonk2004-02-25 04:23:39
          Only my internal one. by random_c2004-02-25 03:48:28
        Oh yeah ... by chrisP2004-02-25 03:18:49
        Do you accept... by random_c2004-02-25 03:10:16
          Because you have a strong moral desire by mwq2004-02-25 09:31:26
    You have a few misapprehensions by Slamlander2004-02-25 02:20:32
      I hate to get too involved but... by kambrose2004-02-25 10:36:16
    Phuh, by jillswift2004-02-25 02:20:27
    LOL by skeptic2004-02-25 02:16:23
      Hmmm by GodChildJBH2004-02-25 02:54:44
        Believing? Who said anything about believing? by Arcanum2004-02-25 09:02:51
          Evolution program? Cool!!! by mew_at_heart2004-02-25 15:09:13
            Do some reading into genetic algorithms and by Arcanum2004-02-25 16:59:06
        There is strong evidence for the pond scum by version0.12004-02-25 07:27:49
        The more I hear about evolution and chance by dagna2004-02-25 04:49:23
          Actually it goaded me to the theory by Erwin Blonk2004-02-25 06:53:59
          Yes, but who ran the routines that started up by skeptic2004-02-25 04:59:24
            Why shouldn't it? by dagna2004-02-25 05:36:09
              FYI, the amount of matter in the universe varies. by Irrelevant2004-02-25 10:16:44
              This has nothing to do with values by skeptic2004-02-25 06:31:42
                Well put! by chrisP2004-02-25 06:42:07
        *patpat* by random_c2004-02-25 02:59:31
          ?????? (n/t) by GodChildJBH2004-02-25 03:05:51
            Trolls are stored under bridges, lad. (n/t) by jillswift2004-02-25 03:30:29
              Explanation of this for GodChild by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
                Just need to hop in here and clarify... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  agreed. (n/t) by MajorG172004-02-25 05:18:11
                  Typo - everything *in* the Bible. (n/t) by Ravenlock2004-02-25 05:10:16
  Redefining Marraige by gordosan2004-02-25 01:12:58
    Children....? by QuietDream2004-02-25 10:12:21
    So you favor using the Constitution by hyzenthlay2004-02-25 08:20:45
    utter poppycock by moloko2004-02-25 01:37:49
      those are alliterations by Slamlander2004-02-25 01:43:19
        eh? by astro-g2004-02-25 03:19:49
    That's wrong by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
      But it is the state that recognizes the marriage by skeptic2004-02-25 01:25:07
        Taxes by QuietDream2004-02-25 10:24:08
        There's a huge difference between temporal by Slamlander2004-02-25 01:29:30
          "Civil Union"? (n/t) by jillswift2004-02-25 02:27:34
    With the intention of having children? by skeptic2004-02-25 01:16:06
      Religous definition by gordosan2004-02-25 01:25:40
        Then I'd be curious by Erwin Blonk2004-02-25 02:47:52
          No, because... by random_c2004-02-25 02:49:56
            What about free will? by QuietDream2004-02-25 10:22:14
            He proved on at least one occasion :) (n/t) by Erwin Blonk2004-02-25 03:28:00
            In the Catholic Chruch by Slamlander2004-02-25 03:03:36
        So your priest would have refused to marry by skeptic2004-02-25 01:37:18
          As I understand it... by random_c2004-02-25 02:47:41
            Even assuming miracles can happen by skeptic2004-02-25 02:56:09
              I think... by random_c2004-02-25 03:01:47
        The priest was ignorant by Slamlander2004-02-25 01:33:55
          Not that ignorant by gordosan2004-02-25 01:43:41
          And even the religious definition by skeptic2004-02-25 01:41:09
            Why not ask the Chinese ? by gordosan2004-02-25 01:51:15
              Oh, so the fact that it is called differently in by skeptic2004-02-25 01:58:11
                I Think that was my Point ! by gordosan2004-02-25 03:56:39
                  None by Erwin Blonk2004-02-25 04:14:29
                    *sigh* Wrong, again. by Blackbyrd22006-11-19 12:55:59
                      I know this what I said by Erwin Blonk2004-02-25 06:10:01
  Let me try my hand at being the Devil's advocate. by skeptic2004-02-25 00:50:16
    You've come up with a reason not to have polygamy by JohnLynch2004-02-25 19:19:15
    Gay =! polygamy by QuietDream2004-02-25 10:16:44
    Bigamy isn't necesarily oppression... by nelzie2004-02-25 06:33:49
      I am afraid that it is often an uniformed choice by Dazed2004-02-25 11:47:01
    But if you want to stop bigamy by delcted2004-02-25 05:43:07
    First of all,... by special_ed2004-02-25 01:01:38
  Opressed minorities are good for the economy?(j/k) (n/t) by kahuana2004-02-25 00:24:08
    That is a reason for allowing gay marriages (n (n/t) by version0.12004-02-25 07:20:44
    Good point. by special_ed2004-02-25 00:26:51
      How did you get here? by Blackbyrd22004-02-25 00:28:49
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  While I'm typing this by Erwin Blonk2004-02-25 03:58:12
  Good day by afterburner2004-02-25 02:25:30
    *waves* by Electric Storm2004-02-25 02:47:44
  Good morning! by chrisP2004-02-25 02:05:00
    I don't mind busy by SaleGamine2004-02-25 02:39:16
      *hands spare squares* by chrisP2004-02-25 02:47:27
      Would circles be better? (n/t) by Electric Storm2004-02-25 02:44:15
  Steps in by ixeian2004-02-25 02:03:47
    *Serves BAS* by SaleGamine2004-02-25 02:34:56
      Dark chocolate sounds very nice by ixeian2004-02-25 02:47:41
      charcoal bisquits? by Electric Storm2004-02-25 02:43:07
  morning... by cwachter2004-02-25 00:59:16
    I see you have already been served. by SaleGamine2004-02-25 01:55:40
      No "wishing I was dead", actually by cwachter2004-02-25 03:01:08
        I'm glad by SaleGamine2004-02-25 03:18:19
          There are worse things after a real great party... by cwachter2004-02-25 04:06:32
          Lunch? by cwachter2004-02-25 03:51:48
    *serves Huge pot of BAS* by Electric Storm2004-02-25 01:23:24
      thanks, storm... by cwachter2004-02-25 02:00:01
        Hmmmm,I'll have to rememeber that... by Electric Storm2004-02-25 02:31:38
          Talking about tomato juice... by cwachter2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good Morning! by Electric Storm2004-02-25 00:54:58
    Nah, no worries there. by SaleGamine2004-02-25 01:27:55
      feel fine, but... by Electric Storm2004-02-25 01:31:06
  *Walks in* by Bellator2004-02-25 00:43:17
    Hello there. by SaleGamine2004-02-25 01:27:13
    *snuggles* by Celticess2004-02-25 00:46:16
  Good morning. by Didactylos2004-02-25 00:39:33
    *Serves coffee* by SaleGamine2004-02-25 01:26:39
  G'morning from snowy 50.5830°N, 8.5330°E by Fritriac2004-02-25 00:37:34
    *Serves BAS* by SaleGamine2004-02-25 01:24:45
    *serves BAS* by Electric Storm2004-02-25 01:00:51
  morning by TKirk2004-02-25 00:27:01
    Hello by SaleGamine2004-02-25 00:28:03
      Oh, not too bad by TKirk2004-02-25 00:36:07
  Morning by mirage2004-02-25 00:25:49
    Sure! by SaleGamine2004-02-25 00:27:08
      Tense by mirage2004-02-25 00:29:26
        Humm, I find hot chocolate quite relaxing by SaleGamine2004-02-25 01:19:57
  Good Morning! by astreius2004-02-25 00:23:13
    *Serves BAS* by SaleGamine2004-02-25 00:26:22
      Nature is covered with snow, by astreius2004-02-25 00:32:58
        I am fine by SaleGamine2004-02-25 00:38:46
          /me hopes that, too. by astreius2004-02-25 00:55:25
  Why is it trying to snow? by treehugger2004-02-25 00:22:43
    It's better than twiddling my thumbs. by SaleGamine2004-02-25 00:25:47
      We have daystar by treehugger2004-02-25 00:28:15
        *Dodge snowflake* by SaleGamine2004-02-25 00:36:22
          It looks very strange by treehugger2004-02-25 00:38:29
            Oracle reports by SaleGamine2004-02-25 01:21:31
              Nasty. {{{SaleGamine}}} by treehugger2004-02-25 01:26:58
              Eck! 57? :( by Electric Storm2004-02-25 01:25:02
Morning! by winsmith2004-02-25 00:14:08
Why should an amendment be passed which is in by Blackbyrd22006-11-19 12:55:59
  If you have add'l reasons you would like to by Blackbyrd22006-11-19 12:55:59
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-02-25 00:10:04
Ubergeek2's UFieIdol2 Judging Criteria by ag_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Rather use this link: by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
Now you see me... by themadkansan2004-02-25 00:03:11
  Way past for me I think. by kahuana2004-02-25 00:36:51
  Chillums? by Spisefisken2004-02-25 00:04:05
    neither will I by Jesus2004-02-25 00:07:58
Translations by Nea2004-02-25 00:01:02
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-02-25 15:05:35
  Esperanto by goulo2004-02-25 07:51:29
  German / Deutsch by diGriz2004-02-25 00:29:21
    Maybe... by MaxW2004-02-25 08:01:10
    Frage... by lurker692004-02-25 04:45:50
      na ja.. by Stormeye2004-02-25 05:51:03
        vinyl by Shotglass2004-02-25 06:30:46
          das ist untertrieben! by EffEmmVier2004-02-25 11:37:19
        Nun... by diGriz2004-02-25 06:21:29
      Ich denke... by LsH2004-02-25 05:50:02
    saarlännisch / rheinfränkisch by lurker692004-02-25 03:55:58
    Sorry by diGriz2004-02-25 00:30:46
      At least you got your priorities right (c: (n/t) by ErniePi2004-02-25 00:42:12
      hmm... by count_02004-02-25 00:32:28
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Cyberninja and oni by Yog_Sothoth2004-02-25 14:09:09
  What do you mean "if"? (n/t) by Scaramanga2004-02-25 12:06:36
  Cats. Lots of cats. by tnglives2004-02-25 11:47:20
  I'll be colluding with... by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-25 11:38:20
    Until Bond foils you with a typo. by nin_man2004-02-25 11:48:29
      Not if I sick mecha-Gill on him first! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-25 12:00:51
        That'd scare anybody off. by nin_man2004-02-25 12:10:38
          mecha-vomit is deadly. by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-25 12:21:57
            No wonder it vomits. by nin_man2004-02-25 12:41:30
  Sniper fire by Chuk2004-02-25 10:44:07
  An army of superhuman midget ninjas. by Monitr72004-02-25 10:00:28
  Following the "Evil Overlord" page's advice, by adiplomat2004-02-25 08:29:16
  how about a truck that... by Chronos12004-02-25 07:24:56
    My Head A Splode! by treehugger2004-02-25 07:30:30
  Potato guns!! by Spud312004-02-25 07:05:44
    Potato guns! I haven't had one of those in years! by delltech2004-02-25 07:22:09
      My brother loved them for a while by Spud312004-02-25 07:34:32
        A friend of mine built a potato cannon! by delltech2004-02-25 07:46:47
          I may have to hire him by Spud312004-02-25 07:53:34
  To be just like Bush (n/t) by stray_02004-02-25 06:40:39
  Killing spies with double-O designations. by cyrek2004-02-25 06:03:44
  My evil henchwomen... by nin_man2004-02-25 04:41:33
    Not evil enough by dickh2004-02-25 10:18:49
  Well for one, I wouldn't even be human. by Liger Zero2004-02-25 04:04:53
  Quote the evil overlord list. by pas512006-11-19 12:55:59
    That was great (n/t) by glenalec2004-02-25 04:38:43
    Productivity virus warning by treehugger2004-02-25 03:41:06
  Oh it's not FYOS-safe.... by random_c2004-02-25 03:16:56
  I've always had a fondness for orbital weapons... by jillswift2004-02-25 02:33:31
  Skipping on the elaborate death-traps... by sekob2004-02-25 02:15:34
  _I_ would be that white cat ;) by Polarkitten2004-02-25 02:02:35
    The cat comes with Blofeld IIRC (n/t) by moddermonster2004-02-25 06:01:41
  I'd be this nerdy guy with glasses by glenalec2004-02-25 01:12:03
  :) by Celticess2004-02-25 00:40:29
    But no one has been able to resist Bond's charms! by delltech2004-02-25 07:16:56
  A preference for edged weapons by treehugger2004-02-25 00:37:05
  It'd have to be tech-gadgets... by nate_t_g2004-02-25 00:19:26
    <cough>Cluttersquad</cough> by Control2004-02-25 00:29:39
      Yup, I saw it by Medentic2004-02-25 04:47:33
  Sockpuppets! (n/t) by Jesus2004-02-25 00:09:43
    Evil! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-25 00:10:48
  If I were a Bond Villian . . . by hieraco2004-02-25 00:05:52
  Thinking of Auric Goldfinger.... by ParityBit2004-02-25 00:05:45
    The piranha pond was from by hieraco2004-02-25 00:07:05
      That's a rare one. by nin_man2004-02-25 12:40:19
      there was a piranha pond in You Only Live Twice (n/t) by mrconceited2004-02-25 00:11:25
      You sure? by Didactylos2004-02-25 00:11:09
        I Stand Corrected by hieraco2004-02-25 01:08:59
  Being so incredibly stupid by Spisefisken2004-02-25 00:02:42
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-02-25 00:00:01

 

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