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Cartoon for Feb 06, 2004
Strip for Feb 06, 2004
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Procrastinators Anonymous by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways, the cafe at the end of the Ufiverse by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
BUSA, here we come! by Tomo2004-02-06 23:50:10
A completely under-utilized word by TheyMustBIdiots2004-02-06 23:49:35
  "He's got Cahoot" by Tomo2004-02-06 23:52:00
just the saddest attempt at password theft ever by joecrouse2004-02-06 23:26:29
  Those are great by Myke2004-02-06 23:48:50
Hmm... by Dagda2004-02-06 23:25:42
  Thanks for giving me back my password. by Dagda2004-02-07 00:01:16
Poopy Diapers by Sweethart2004-02-06 23:08:22
  it gets better by texteditor2004-02-06 23:37:41
    Why did I have two? WHY WHY WHY by Sweethart2004-02-06 23:43:31
      probably because by texteditor2004-02-06 23:50:41
        At least my kids aren't girls. by Sweethart2004-02-06 23:57:21
          agreed by texteditor2004-02-07 00:01:31
'Night all. (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 23:03:51
great first Georgia and now this by texteditor2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Maybe it's just semantics, but... by fiordhraoi2004-02-06 23:41:48
    personally by texteditor2004-02-06 23:55:28
Hmm... by Llyr2004-02-06 22:41:37
  Jerk. :D by Llyr2004-02-06 22:45:49
    Drew? by Badger.2004-02-06 22:56:03
      Stroke of brilliance, wannit. (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-06 22:58:26
        Twerp. by Badger.2004-02-06 23:02:29
          Of course they didn't. by Llyr2004-02-06 23:04:00
            Thanks man, I guess I owe you one. by Llyr2004-02-06 23:17:41
              I guess you do. by Dagda2004-02-06 23:20:03
        yes, I am rather brilliant aren't i? (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-02-06 23:01:12
          btw you ain't gettin my pass ;) (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-02-06 23:01:33
            I wasn't planning on obtaining it. (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-06 23:02:49
              I know, but good luck tryin ;) (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-02-06 23:05:04
    astrick astrick astrick astrick astrick astrick by DaNutBall2004-02-06 22:50:25
      " " by Ubergeek22004-02-06 22:52:17
  lmao. (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-02-06 22:42:22
question by texteditor2004-02-06 22:36:07
  The same way as every other recent virus by arachn1d2004-02-06 22:40:29
    In the hope I don't send it on... by Trinity_Quasar2004-02-08 04:24:20
    ??? by texteditor2004-02-06 22:51:38
      they read existing headers. by Ubergeek22004-02-06 23:03:54
        I guess that basically means by texteditor2004-02-06 23:15:32
Something I've always thought is odd... by SuaveRedSalami2004-02-06 22:26:07
  because it's easier to pretend to believe than by texteditor2004-02-06 23:45:57
  Complacency. Entitlement. "Cultural religion." by jugulum2004-02-06 23:37:55
    Amen by Sweethart2004-02-06 23:41:24
  I think that applies to a lot of religions... by fiordhraoi2004-02-06 23:19:30
    Who is that quote from? by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-06 23:27:36
      It's from Nietzsche, "Thus Spake Zarathustra" (n/t) by fiordhraoi2004-02-06 23:33:03
        Ah, right! by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-06 23:35:41
          Good game! The quotes make the game, like: by fiordhraoi2004-02-07 12:59:54
    You forgot Allah (N/T) by Sweethart2004-02-06 23:24:58
      Sorry, was trying to... by fiordhraoi2004-02-06 23:34:21
        May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your by Sweethart2004-02-06 23:36:09
  What bothers me is... by rapido752004-02-06 22:53:56
    Saved by Sweethart2004-02-06 23:01:56
    I call those "Sunday Christians" by SuaveRedSalami2004-02-06 22:55:17
      Hee hee, like "Weekend Warriors". by rapido752004-02-06 23:24:35
        I thought those were "Barely Bikers" by Sweethart2004-02-06 23:27:11
          That's what I know them as too... by pk23172004-02-06 23:30:23
            which by Sweethart2004-02-06 23:34:15
  Laziness. by Atrahasis2004-02-06 22:43:29
    Ashamedly... yeah by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 22:47:07
      hmm you know I wonder if they make by Celticess2004-02-06 23:03:48
        Get "Don't Know Much About the Bible" by fiordhraoi2004-02-06 23:20:43
        Religion for Dummies? by SuaveRedSalami2004-02-06 23:09:03
          here ya go... by vudutek2004-02-07 17:54:13
          allow me then. by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-06 23:16:11
          Oh come on by friareriner2004-02-06 23:16:03
Back from Shanghai - what did I miss? by glenalec2004-02-06 22:24:46
Cthulhu contest by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Some help? by Llyr2004-02-06 21:56:03
  Holy crap! by Llyr2004-02-06 22:00:49
    heh... in four minutes no less... by dire_lobo2004-02-06 22:11:31
Gee... I wonder if the 'Turtle has flipped again? by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh, sorry, I'm back by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 22:02:27
    2 hours drinking a soda? by friareriner2004-02-06 22:20:28
      2 liter bottle of Coca-Cola by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 22:50:24
        oh, ok by friareriner2004-02-06 23:00:50
    Dang you. Now I want soda. by Llyr2004-02-06 22:03:51
      I have returned with two 2-liters of ginger ale by Llyr2004-02-06 22:28:48
  The turtle snapped long ago... by raptor_872004-02-06 21:52:14
My newest creation :) by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That is so cool. (n/t) by lab rat2004-02-06 22:14:23
Operation Crispix is complete. by Llyr2004-02-06 21:29:08
  You are SO crunched, Spencer! :+) by adiplomat2004-02-06 21:37:06
> 6 1/3 Billion! Hot damn! by bobmon2006-11-19 12:55:59
  When people stop reproducing (n/t) by lab rat2004-02-06 21:24:39
    So your wild cousins can take over? by adiplomat2004-02-06 21:26:59
      A message from the labrat by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
Dead Poets Society. Wow. by theanomaly2004-02-06 21:09:13
  he's actually a very good actor by texteditor2004-02-06 21:30:20
    I agree by Sweethart2004-02-06 22:03:59
You know you've been playing too much nethack when by arachn1d2004-02-06 20:34:04
  and a spellbook! (n/t) by Frogboy2004-02-06 22:21:02
    could be a door... (n/t) by kiroh2004-02-06 22:45:04
Well, I'm off to bed. by bassplayer2004-02-06 20:33:01
  'night; you'll do fine! Don't worry too much (n/t) by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 20:35:54
I don't get the second "Real Life Tech Support" by bassplayer2004-02-06 20:26:56
  sun is a computer manufacturer by PsychoI3oy2004-02-06 21:24:31
    The PC format disks I used on a PowerPC by kahuana2004-02-06 21:34:49
Attn: VampireSquirrel by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Simply what it says. by VampireSquirrel2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oh. Yeah. by bassplayer2004-02-06 20:25:55
  And you should check the bottom post on your diary by bassplayer2004-02-06 20:20:30
Wish me luck -- I need a LOT of it. by bassplayer2004-02-06 19:49:26
  Good luck. (n/t) by Nath32004-02-06 22:28:58
  Ugh by Sweethart2004-02-06 22:17:04
  *awe* by VampireSquirrel2004-02-06 20:07:37
    Thank you. by bassplayer2004-02-06 20:09:23
  Ouch. by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 19:54:57
    I'm only worried about Math. by bassplayer2004-02-06 20:00:16
      Ooh, I'm jealous by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 20:04:52
        Um...are we talking about the same thing? by bassplayer2004-02-06 20:08:42
          MY personal advice on the Math SAT by pk23172004-02-06 20:16:39
            I just have a bad habit: by bassplayer2004-02-06 20:18:15
              just remember by friareriner2004-02-06 22:26:02
              Understood by pk23172004-02-06 20:27:06
                Thank the gods for programmable graphing calculato by bassplayer2004-02-06 20:28:45
                  Hehe by pk23172004-02-06 20:30:22
              I do the same thing! by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 20:26:08
Ok folks, time for another reminder by Kickstart2004-02-06 19:08:32
Ack ... wish me luck. by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 19:04:06
  Have no fear by Sweethart2004-02-06 22:15:17
  Pre-packaged vegetarian food by oot2004-02-06 19:27:00
    Hmm... by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 20:05:26
  I can't cook either. by bassplayer2004-02-06 19:17:51
    Dont forget cup-o-ramen by ToLazyToThink2004-02-06 23:46:58
Can't stand it anymore by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hows about we wish you *sand* instead? (n/t) by kahuana2004-02-06 19:07:35
It's... The Super Offensive Political Musical! by Capt. X2004-02-06 18:36:28
  Everything you said in this song... by rapido752004-02-06 22:49:57
  Well done, Capt. X! by adiplomat2004-02-06 21:17:47
  ROFLMFAO! *applauds* (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-02-06 21:07:08
  I like it...and the weather is like... by bassplayer2004-02-06 19:16:39
    Not quite, as far as the Canadian statehood thang. by adiplomat2004-02-06 21:10:21
      Twice??? by DaNutBall2004-02-06 21:15:20
        1812 victory? by adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
          er... *waves US flag* I'm American by DaNutBall2004-02-06 21:28:28
            That's why I took the Canuck perspective, there. by adiplomat2004-02-06 21:32:26
  *applauds* (n/t) by oot2004-02-06 18:54:35
  Oi! It's not that cold 'ere! by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-06 18:54:28
    Hot weather... by rapido752004-02-06 22:44:37
    *ahem* *gets out baseball bat* by DaNutBall2004-02-06 21:11:52
    Hey! by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 19:06:19
  Bravo! *applauds* by arachn1d2004-02-06 18:48:10
    A bit of ancient Brit humour by version0.12004-02-06 18:59:22
      Ya know what I like about other countries? by rapido752004-02-06 22:48:33
modifications for civilization conquests by joecrouse2004-02-06 18:23:25
  Hey! A Civ3-er! by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
    there's mods for Civ3?! by dissociated2004-02-06 18:34:43
      Boy do I know those. by bassplayer2004-02-06 18:55:47
        that one time by dissociated2004-02-06 19:39:22
          ... at band camp ... (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 20:12:01
            Again, I warn you. by bassplayer2004-02-06 20:14:41
              <Deleted><Deleted>2004-02-08 00:22:37
                double post :P (n/t) by DragonLady2004-02-08 00:23:34
              What's the point if it doesn't involve you? ;P (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 20:43:17
The night is not young anymore by astreius2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey I know that one! by UnFair2004-02-06 18:29:36
    That's great! by astreius2004-02-06 18:37:57
Does anyone care? Someone answer me! by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nope, sorry. Don't care at all. by Capt. X2004-02-06 19:02:27
    Dude, you're *always* apathetic. by bassplayer2004-02-06 19:09:25
      Beats me. by Capt. X2004-02-06 19:16:53
        I know a hyper jerk. by bassplayer2004-02-06 19:19:41
          Hey, yeah? by Capt. X2004-02-06 19:31:31
            It's not her. Or him. Or whatever. by bassplayer2004-02-06 19:38:54
              That's kind of petty. by Capt. X2004-02-06 19:53:48
                She takes offense to anything I say. by bassplayer2004-02-06 20:02:29
                  Sandpaper by Sweethart2004-02-06 22:09:10
                  Love is in the air, dude! :+) by adiplomat2004-02-06 21:13:01
  Linkys by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I went to high school with Joe Namath by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 18:54:53
  -is /not/ going to answer this in a question- by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 18:28:17
  Sooo.....Who's Karl Rove ? (n/t) by VampireSquirrel2004-02-06 18:19:48
    He's der devil! by Naruki2004-02-06 18:22:49
      Do you mean "Der Teufel"? by bassplayer2004-02-06 18:59:56
        I still have no idea who he is. (n/t) by VampireSquirrel2004-02-06 19:17:20
          He's a political operative. by bassplayer2004-02-06 19:21:46
            Ah. One of /them/ by VampireSquirrel2004-02-06 19:33:52
      Blind guy? Red tights? Fights crime? (n/t) by kahuana2004-02-06 18:48:47
  I agree with thewrongcrowd. by Naruki2004-02-06 18:18:34
    But it's true. by bassplayer2004-02-06 18:31:03
On a Brit Humour note... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sounds like he needs to revisit his price list. by vetitice2004-02-06 18:12:10
Summon: ClutterSquad by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ooh, drat it all... by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 17:43:26
    Oh, yes I did! :) by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:44:37
      Well then ... by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 17:59:37
        That's okay. Bottom post it and insult Llyr. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 18:00:50
          o_O by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 18:40:19
            Hee-hee. by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Aha, I do that too. by lucidpsyche2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Cool. I used to do journalism. by bassplayer2004-02-06 19:33:58
                  mm 'kay by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 19:49:10
                    So where in California? by bassplayer2004-02-06 19:50:34
                      hehe by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 20:02:55
                        I had three on the first week of January. by bassplayer2004-02-06 20:13:50
                          Lucky you. by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 20:33:17
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGH!!!! by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  We gotta port Erwin into one of those!!! by DesertRat662004-02-06 21:02:05
  Now THERE'S a use for a virus programmer! by adiplomat2004-02-06 21:01:26
    PAC MAN Fever! (n/t) by kahuana2004-02-06 21:36:16
  The infamous Egg Watches are back. by bassplayer2004-02-06 18:14:17
  AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-02-06 18:12:28
  Akk! No! Bad Bandai! Bad! by Animefreak2004-02-06 17:39:54
  tamagotchies. by kahuana2004-02-06 17:35:26
    Nah! by tigermouse2004-02-06 17:41:42
      I thought that was a thong... (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:42:21
        No, thongs are those sandals by tigermouse2004-02-06 17:48:24
          Well, *pPhtPhTPhtpthpHtpHPthPTpHpHp* to you. :p (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:51:54
            Hey, pal by tigermouse2004-02-06 17:59:42
              It seems you already have. :) (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 18:01:34
                Wait a minute by tigermouse2004-02-06 18:04:58
                  Never mind. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 18:08:18
                    *yawn* by tigermouse2004-02-06 18:53:17
  i've always prefered the tamagothi by dissociated2004-02-06 17:26:43
  The really interesting thing would be if a "baby" by UnFair2004-02-06 17:24:45
    Definitely weird. by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:32:02
  *starts evil plotting* by VampireSquirrel2004-02-06 17:17:11
    Start rumours about Mr Tamagotchi and an iPaq? (n/t) by kahuana2004-02-06 17:39:04
      Oooh..that sounds fun.... by VampireSquirrel2004-02-06 17:51:51
    I always love what the Squirrel has to say. by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:21:16
      *takes a bow* Awe.... by VampireSquirrel2004-02-06 17:27:51
        I *think* it's 34 days... by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:33:56
          Woowho! Another Minion! by VampireSquirrel2004-02-06 17:49:24
            Call me up anytime. by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:53:49
              It's easy.... by VampireSquirrel2004-02-06 17:56:27
  while normally not a proponent of genocide.. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-06 17:13:45
    What?! You propose to ethnically cleanse the Japan by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:16:33
      *peers over shoulder* by tigermouse2004-02-06 17:18:27
        What drawing? (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:21:53
          The katana? by tigermouse2004-02-06 17:24:49
            Gaw! As in draw--*draw OUT* the sword! by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:29:06
              Sounds too naughty, better put it back by tigermouse2004-02-06 17:31:56
                Sounded like a bit of a stretch. by kahuana2004-02-06 17:33:54
                  I prefer Carl's interpretation... by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:34:38
            But couldn't people's perceptions of silly... by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 17:26:42
              Could it be annoyingly silly? by tigermouse2004-02-06 17:30:15
                Interesting fact about the word "silly": by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:43:18
                Do you really think I can answer that question? by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 17:40:39
                  Did I say you didn't? by tigermouse2004-02-06 17:44:33
                    Oh? by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 17:50:18
                      If with that I were asking if you did look it up by tigermouse2004-02-06 17:56:51
                        Did you know that I've counted 13 tenses in... by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 18:08:59
                          Would it surprise you if I believed you readily? by tigermouse2004-02-06 18:35:45
                            To answer all the questions, what do you think?n/t by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 18:56:57
                              Now, I ask you, is that fair? by tigermouse2004-02-06 18:59:10
                                Who determines if it is? by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 19:01:07
                          Don't even start on conjugations. by bassplayer2004-02-06 18:10:57
                            Do you realize that wasn't a question? by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 18:18:21
                              Um...three mainly. by bassplayer2004-02-06 18:23:25
                                Okay, no more questions :-P by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 18:30:51
                                I want to learn Zulu by tigermouse2004-02-06 18:42:21
                                I know more about its grammar than actual words. by bassplayer2004-02-06 19:07:19
                        Do we need to call in Noam Chomsky? by bassplayer2004-02-06 18:02:50
                          Oh, really? by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 18:11:31
                            Did you know that I don't care that much? by bassplayer2004-02-06 18:15:31
                              And what if I did? [n/t] by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 18:17:03
      I was referring to the tamagotchies. by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-06 17:17:53
        C'mon, they gave us Anime. by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:23:34
          ...sure you can... by duesentrieb2004-02-06 17:37:05
            I said "art" for Illiad's sake, not "format"! by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:41:40
          Hey, yeah, they gave us Anime! by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-06 17:24:46
            I do belive a swift LARTing is in order by Animefreak2004-02-06 17:31:42
              Dude... They invented Dragonball Z. by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-06 17:34:10
                Bah. by Animefreak2004-02-06 17:46:31
                  I'll second that by sereth2004-02-06 18:48:13
                  yah but you're one of those japanese = cool people by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-06 17:48:09
                    Hehe... by Animefreak2004-02-06 17:55:28
                    You know it. by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:55:08
                Dude. We invented "The Fairly Oddparents". by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:35:45
                  Hey, I'm not defending American TV.. by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-06 17:37:14
                    But the hair! It is so awesome! by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Anime hair sucks. by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-06 17:44:57
                        That's what I CAN'T stand about anime. by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:50:11
                        And just how much anime have YOU seen? by Animefreak2004-02-06 17:49:19
                          I like Cowboy Bebop. by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-06 17:53:06
                            There's a lot of obscure stuff that's by Animefreak2004-02-06 18:02:32
                              Here's one: by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                There's also Megatokyo, by Animefreak2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            I should hug you. I love that show! (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:56:01
                              Cowboy Bebop is good. by Sim2004-02-06 18:02:50
                                Haibane Renmei is also good. by Animefreak2004-02-06 18:06:05
                                I just picked up Haibane Renmai by sereth2004-02-06 18:45:40
                  Hey, I love Cosmo! by tigermouse2004-02-06 17:36:26
                    Ick. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:38:37
            And sushi and nigiri...mmm... by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:30:00
        But then, they also have awesome noodles by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-06 17:22:02
  ... oh my. by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 17:11:53
  Nothing a microwave can't fix. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-06 17:09:32
Want to know something weird? by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:04:08
  I'm not sure I would admit to that. by thewrongcrowd2004-02-06 18:16:55
W:ET anyone? Naruki is outnumbered! (n/t) by DesertRat662004-02-06 16:55:09
  Alright. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 17:00:25
    Another time. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 17:05:16
Call for volunteer by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
Evil plot feedback request by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 16:23:01
  Like the password protection ... by kahuana2004-02-06 16:44:51
    Or... add a field asking what $Jerks' worst hangup by kahuana2004-02-06 16:58:01
  How about... by Illiad2004-02-06 16:38:06
    Very nice. Some variation of this will play out. by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 19:40:42
      Looking forward to that by ixeian2004-02-06 23:32:02
    Evil. I like it. >:} (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 16:50:28
  hmm... by Ubergeek22004-02-06 16:25:10
    In Word, you add form fields that can be typed by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 16:29:11
Anyone collect ads? by subbywan2004-02-06 16:22:02
  hold on a second, I think i've got it... (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-02-06 16:28:39
    Any luck? (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 18:00:15
GNU license question by benmiller2004-02-06 16:19:04
  If it's the GPL and not the LGPL... by bwkaz2004-02-06 16:37:30
  From my understanding.... by Avium2004-02-06 16:29:08
I think we're working on a record here... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Problem w/one of the replies: by bassplayer2004-02-06 16:44:03
    I'm not suprised that you don't think that. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 16:51:05
      Um, the numbers are being reported daily. (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 16:54:53
      What are you saying? by bassplayer2004-02-06 16:54:25
    Yeah, that was mine. by Naruki2004-02-06 16:47:02
  Stop reading my mind. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 16:17:48
    Naruki does that all the time. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 16:27:57
      What, by LionsPhil2004-02-06 16:45:15
  Dude, you have WAY too much time! (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 16:12:51
    If you mean because many of those by Naruki2004-02-06 16:14:51
      Well, you have 117 replies on todays board so far! (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 16:19:07
.bkf file issues *twitch* by theanomaly2004-02-06 16:09:43
This is wrong on many levels... by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So just HOW is that not prejudicial? by Tomo2004-02-06 16:22:13
  No worse than Iraq heading up the UN by subbywan2004-02-06 16:06:43
    It was Libya that you're thinking about. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 16:35:47
      Oh yes ... Iraq led the disarmanent one. by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Yee-hee-hee. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 16:55:21
    Ahem...they don't, and never did (n/t) by Kickstart2004-02-06 16:25:26
odd mouse problems with gentoo by PsychoI3oy2004-02-06 15:43:37
  ok by Celticess2004-02-06 16:11:22
    duhhhhhh i'm a tard by PsychoI3oy2004-02-06 16:22:48
      yup, that did it by PsychoI3oy2004-02-06 16:54:12
  cat /dev/mouse will only make /var/furballs by kahuana2004-02-06 15:52:02
Then there are the days when I wish all people by Ston2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Aiya! by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 16:25:57
  I would like to throw out the 8th Admendment by DaNutBall2004-02-06 16:02:25
    I say castration. by Llyr2004-02-06 16:16:22
      Eeek. by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 16:31:48
        I'm totally AGAINST registration. by Naruki2004-02-06 16:38:50
          Because we have insanely stupid laws by bassplayer2004-02-06 16:52:59
            Yeah, and there's that 8th amendment thing by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 17:00:11
              A sexual minor can't give consent, ever. by subbywan2004-02-06 17:03:44
                Emancipated? Maybe forced? by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:06:45
                  well, in most states, minors can marry by subbywan2004-02-06 17:09:21
                    Of course with parental consent. by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:24:40
                      Not always. I'm sure there are people that old by subbywan2004-02-06 18:07:01
              Yes. by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:02:36
        Hey! I'm in AP Gov't! by bassplayer2004-02-06 16:34:37
          Ooh by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 16:44:22
            Do you live in WA? by bassplayer2004-02-06 16:58:40
              Sounds like something I had to do in eighth grade by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 17:05:48
                Ah. by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  I'm a proud "Yes on Recall" voter by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 17:22:27
                    Yeah, I voted for a tax hike a couple days ago. by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:27:37
                      Ehh... by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 17:41:36
                        Hmm. Interesante. by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:46:57
                          Por supuesto. by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 17:55:15
                            My heritage is very mixed up. by bassplayer2004-02-06 18:00:07
                              As is mine. by lucidpsyche2004-02-06 18:15:42
      Make me wince... 8$ (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 16:26:06
    Now THERE'S dangerous thought. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 16:11:44
  Seems people are becoming more horrid by lab rat2004-02-06 15:58:35
  No words are adequate. (n/t) by Didactylos2004-02-06 15:48:36
  I'm not quite that extream by Celticess2004-02-06 15:38:02
    Read the clicky. by Didactylos2004-02-06 15:45:18
  Can I *kick* the lawyer for his remarks? by kahuana2004-02-06 15:32:01
    And, I don't know how anyone else read it by Ston2004-02-06 15:53:27
  Ew. by warfreak22004-02-06 15:18:45
    I have not the strength.. by Ubergeek22004-02-06 15:25:02
      I was hoping you'd punch the mother. by warfreak22004-02-06 15:30:43
      And you'd think that female offenders would by subbywan2004-02-06 15:25:51
Moral dilema? nah. by Ubergeek22004-02-06 14:57:53
  clarification. by Ubergeek22004-02-06 15:06:19
    You should have informed him by warfreak22004-02-06 15:07:51
      ""j00 h@\/3 833n p\/\/N3D" (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-02-06 15:08:50
        Firstly, leet rarely translates well into speech. by warfreak22004-02-06 15:14:24
          Err. by BRP2004-02-06 16:30:36
            Word of advice... by Naruki2004-02-06 16:35:59
          "joo have been ownzored." (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-02-06 15:22:23
          that's true. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 (n/t) by Winsmith2004-02-06 15:20:43
  I won't contribute to your legal defense! by adiplomat2004-02-06 15:02:42
    I have to agree. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 15:23:45
      Arg... s/it\'s doesn\'t/it doesn\'t/ (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-06 15:24:10
    That's ok ... I'd contribute :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 15:04:02
      There's nothing even REMOTELY humorous here! (n/t) by adiplomat2004-02-06 15:06:25
        I think it's jolly funny! I'm sorry I missed it :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 15:09:46
        see clarification. by Ubergeek22004-02-06 15:08:12
          Shouldn't've 'punched' him. by kahuana2004-02-06 15:43:04
            sure :) (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-02-06 15:46:17
  Should have arrested him and given him to the by subbywan2004-02-06 15:00:33
    1st of all, i live in a small hickish town. by Ubergeek22004-02-06 15:02:48
      Ah, pity. Oh well. Maybe next time :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 15:03:30
    But only because by thewrongcrowd2004-02-06 15:02:35
  My hero! by warfreak22004-02-06 15:00:22
  aroung == around. (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-02-06 14:58:03
Secret of homing pigeons revealed by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  But do they stop for red lights? by LionsPhil2004-02-06 15:30:02
  What the heck is wrong with that pigeon? by YakkoWarner2004-02-06 15:29:13
    Silicone implants (n/t) by oot2004-02-06 18:36:50
  Very interesting by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 15:08:50
  Traffic Jam! by bassplayer2004-02-06 14:58:46
    That would cause a major flap (n/t) by theanomaly2004-02-06 15:03:30
      Argh! Calling all punsters! by bassplayer2004-02-06 15:08:41
        I can't afford to make *cheep* puns! by kahuana2004-02-06 15:22:13
          That's hard to swallow! What a lark! (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 15:26:26
            Hah. You quack me up. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 15:54:24
              Yes, I am a bit of a tit by subbywan2004-02-06 15:57:36
                I know--it was a recent LOTD by bassplayer2004-02-06 16:28:11
                  Just don't want anyone robin me of my account! (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 16:56:37
                    You're just raven mad now. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:00:11
                      *caw* *caw* *caw* *caw* That was starling :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 17:07:21
                        Well, duck you. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 17:36:49
                          Oh, you thilly goothe! (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 21:26:37
The UF Console Club. by Ubergeek22004-02-06 14:50:18
  I got back from a shopping spree by krisguy2004-02-07 06:29:08
  Just picked up Socom II for PS2 tonight by kiroh2004-02-06 22:51:15
  Heck Ya by MikeCDN2004-02-06 15:45:26
    hah, yay for pokemon... by friareriner2004-02-06 18:09:20
    Ditto on PGR2. by YakkoWarner2004-02-06 15:51:35
      Weird by MikeCDN2004-02-06 15:56:13
        GamerTag: CyberKnight by YakkoWarner2004-02-06 16:07:33
          Added you are (n/t) by MikeCDN2004-02-06 21:58:42
          GamerTag: Balur by MikeCDN2004-02-06 16:13:34
  Dragon Warrior 1 and Mario 3 are... by benmiller2004-02-06 15:45:24
    Nawft and I have many stories from SoM... (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-02-06 16:19:15
  Nintendo rocks old school gaming by theanomaly2004-02-06 15:02:18
    Nay. by warfreak22004-02-06 15:11:42
    Agree on MarioKart. by bassplayer2004-02-06 15:06:11
  Gamecube!! Smash Brothers! MarioKart! by bassplayer2004-02-06 14:52:52
    lol. by Ubergeek22004-02-06 14:53:56
      The graphics floored me (on Halo) by bassplayer2004-02-06 14:56:43
        I don't see WHY it doesn't use Xbox live.. by Ubergeek22004-02-06 14:59:11
          Halo predates Xbox Live by a year. by YakkoWarner2004-02-06 15:33:41
            Actually, It only predates the public release by Ubergeek22004-02-06 16:18:44
            They better port Halo 2 as well. by mcnutcase2004-02-06 15:41:14
              What would be cool... by YakkoWarner2004-02-06 15:47:56
                Like, with XBConnect? by Llyr2004-02-06 16:00:06
                  Doubtful. by YakkoWarner2004-02-06 16:11:17
You thought Gay Marriage was odd? by LthrOttr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Did you see Illiad's message to you on the static? (n/t) by particle_canine2004-02-06 15:24:14
    Yups by LthrOttr2004-02-06 15:47:19
  Well... by Naruki2004-02-06 15:00:02
    I'm not suprised. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 15:06:13
    Have you ever seen by j.butterfly2004-02-06 15:03:39
    Married a *dog*? by bassplayer2004-02-06 15:01:52
      You live in Nepal? by Naruki2004-02-06 15:03:49
        Cannot Naruki recognize sarcasm? by bassplayer2004-02-06 15:08:04
          Naruki can. by Naruki2004-02-06 15:10:51
            No, live in Puyallup thank you. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 15:55:20
              You should come to our next Ufie meet... by j.butterfly2004-02-06 16:03:29
                Yeah he should by MikeCDN2004-02-06 16:08:28
                  Hey--don't diss me! by bassplayer2004-02-06 16:33:09
                    Just giving you crap :) by MikeCDN2004-02-06 16:43:33
  Moooo! :) How Funny! by j.butterfly2004-02-06 14:53:06
  Yay for cows! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-06 14:52:39
  I wonder what the groom is thinking while she's by bassplayer2004-02-06 14:51:39
    I wonder how many need smelling salts... (n/t) by tigermouse2004-02-06 14:54:41
      In *farm country*? by bassplayer2004-02-06 15:03:18
        Ah, but by tigermouse2004-02-06 15:09:38
          Again. All of them are farmers. by bassplayer2004-02-06 15:56:24
            Apparently you and I had different ideas by tigermouse2004-02-06 16:29:38
              Okay, did I just do something weird? by bassplayer2004-02-06 16:37:40
                Two possibilities by oot2004-02-06 18:41:11
                  I was thinking 2. (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 19:08:29
    Heh. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-06 14:53:57
Arrgh! by friareriner2004-02-06 14:48:17
  Believe me I know... by j.butterfly2004-02-06 14:59:52
  can't expect them to go "above and beyond!" by niwikki2004-02-06 14:56:07
I know I'm asking for trouble, but... by niwikki2004-02-06 14:42:22
  you only give us two choices? by friareriner2004-02-06 19:43:41
    that's odd... by niwikki2004-02-06 20:45:07
      but 1-10 is only 2 options... by friareriner2004-02-06 21:35:50
        bah by niwikki2004-02-06 21:42:46
          its an off day for me by friareriner2004-02-06 21:46:42
  8.5 to 9 by lord_dolphin2004-02-06 16:37:54
  I'd rate you very high by abaron2004-02-06 16:14:29
  thanks guys! by niwikki2004-02-06 15:33:24
  Above a 5, definitely. by Naruki2004-02-06 14:58:59
    Yeah. You should use explosive for THOSE walls ;) (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 15:01:22
  Somewhere in the 7.5 to 8 range by BloodyViking2004-02-06 14:54:26
  Well, I don't know you well by tigermouse2004-02-06 14:48:53
    Unlike me, of course :) (n/t) by bassplayer2004-02-06 14:49:48
      Yeah, no kidding! (n/t) by tigermouse2004-02-06 14:53:02
  From our brief interaction, i'd rate you a 7 atm by subbywan2004-02-06 14:46:22
  Well, tell me a little about yourself by bassplayer2004-02-06 14:45:27
    I suppose the best place to look would be by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
  10 by Spisefisken2004-02-06 14:44:52
    Ia gree with everything he said. by Ubergeek22004-02-06 14:46:16
Fun stuff to do in Ontario? by oot2004-02-06 14:40:33
  All the really fun stuff is north of Barrie. (n/t) by kahuana2004-02-06 15:25:24
  I have a question for you by cgmeister2004-02-06 14:43:41
Hilarious French culture ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *rolls eyes and laughs* by DaNutBall2004-02-06 15:55:46
    But what does the Icelandic say??? (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-02-06 15:56:28
  Seen it 10 times already... by MajorG172004-02-06 14:42:18
Yet another freecell game to play by Spisefisken2004-02-06 14:11:59
  repeated the feat (n/t) by Helgon2004-02-06 15:15:16
Anyone know where I can find some good by bordertech2004-02-06 14:01:31
  okay you asked for it... by miathet2004-02-06 14:03:28
    not to be picky by ixeian2004-02-06 14:34:41
A little over a day left in my auction by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh, I would, but... by MajorG172004-02-06 14:34:35
  Gee, Thanks Honey... by j.butterfly2004-02-06 14:11:36
    Of course you do! by Kickstart2004-02-06 14:13:03
      *kisses* :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-06 14:30:53
The document contains no data by JPaganel2004-02-06 13:26:00
  got it too by ixeian2004-02-06 13:39:57
    Yep. by JPaganel2004-02-06 13:56:53
  Same here by c51L2004-02-06 13:30:34
  ad-server related indeed by Illiad2004-02-06 13:29:21
    Thank you! by LionsPhil2004-02-06 14:55:23
    /me runs up behind Illiad and pushes him into it (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-02-06 13:54:50
Yoo-hoo, Clutter Squad! by YakkoWarner2006-11-19 12:55:59
  EVIL by Sweethart2004-02-06 13:23:38
    </obscure Klinger quote> :) by HobsonsChoice2004-02-06 13:34:50
    Well, if I didn't do it, someone else would've... by YakkoWarner2004-02-06 13:24:43
      hehehehe by Sweethart2004-02-06 13:25:28
Procrastinators anonymous by Spisefisken2004-02-06 13:20:15
  Yes! by Glum_Reaper2004-07-16 06:42:06
  It it to late to sign up? by dire_lobo2004-02-09 08:48:11
  Sure I'll sign up by ToLazyToThink2004-02-09 08:27:58
  Nah maybe later (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-02-08 18:40:50
  Hmm, I think I'll join.... by Animefreak2004-02-08 08:49:31
  yeah, i'll sign in/on later. (n/t) by stacato2004-02-08 05:38:38
  I'll join... by Trinity_Quasar2004-02-08 04:20:08
  I'll get to it tommorrow by friareriner2004-02-06 22:18:50
  why do tomorrow what you can put off for a week? (n/t) by dissociated2004-02-06 16:34:04
  I declare myself king! by bassplayer2004-02-06 14:55:32
    You are not king. by tzulah2004-02-06 15:33:26
      Ah, that reminds me... by YakkoWarner2004-02-06 15:34:55
  Right after I submit my taxes... by swingfroggy2004-02-06 14:31:23
  I'll put it on the 'do this later' list by IByte2004-02-06 14:07:07
  Um, is the list Y2K ready? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 14:05:53
    No but it will be by Spisefisken2004-02-06 14:07:12
  No Proper procrastinator would have the list ready by BloodyViking2004-02-06 13:59:34
  So, hw much time did you spend by ixeian2004-02-06 13:56:02
  suggested motto: Procrastinate tomorrow (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-02-06 13:50:44
    Or: "So many things to put off, so little time" (n/t) by IByte2004-02-06 14:06:51
      surely: "So many things to put off, loads of time" (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-02-06 14:14:17
  I'll sign up later. by Arcanum2004-02-06 13:49:36
  I'll add it to my to-do list by SaleGamine2004-02-06 13:45:55
  cool by texteditor2004-02-06 13:44:27
    Well later by Spisefisken2004-02-06 13:48:55
      *Hands you a pen...* by Trinity_Quasar2004-02-08 04:14:35
  hmm... I'll join by Winsmith2004-02-06 13:39:20
    I am afraid we cannot accept your member ship by Spisefisken2004-02-06 13:41:21
      A member ship? by theanomaly2004-02-06 13:43:37
        Well I saw that I put in the extra space by Spisefisken2004-02-06 13:45:00
  Ooh. This looks like a fun club. by warfreak22004-02-06 13:34:39
  I'll make some kind of comment later ... by packet-rat2004-02-06 13:28:54
  I'll join later, thanks (n/t) by theanomaly2004-02-06 13:25:29
  Meh. Not worth the effort of signing up. (n/t) by MajorG172004-02-06 13:22:46
    You want the apathy society. (n/t) by pas512004-02-06 13:33:46
      Why should he want that? by Spisefisken2004-02-06 13:35:10
        Apathy? Who cares about that? by theanomaly2004-02-06 13:45:09
  I'm in! I'M IN! i'm in! Ah'm In! I'ma Ina! by particle_canine2004-02-06 13:21:57
CNN Headline: Bush Sets Up Intelligence Inquiry by particle_canine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  They look... by Kickstart2004-02-06 14:14:37
  Hey, Moe! Why you wise guy! Soitenly! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 13:22:01
    LOL! by Naruki2004-02-06 13:47:25
What a nice day... by j.butterfly2004-02-06 12:49:18
  you don't, i do (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-06 13:38:29
  Ahhh! The vibes are attacking me! n/t by dros422004-02-06 13:34:09
  That sounds nice. by SaleGamine2004-02-06 12:59:12
    {{{Salegamine}}}}} by j.butterfly2004-02-06 13:01:13
      :) by SaleGamine2004-02-06 13:02:16
  *absorbs good vibes* by tzulah2004-02-06 12:57:22
    I have a couple... by j.butterfly2004-02-06 13:00:07
Hey! ET anyone? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-02-06 12:42:30
  Me! Me! (n/t) by MajorG172004-02-06 13:21:59
  Huh ? Wassat ? (n/t) by Yaeger2004-02-06 12:43:26
SCO suit now up to US$5B. by kahuana2004-02-06 12:32:34
  Oh, how I wish I'd bought some at $2, or even $3.. by swisscheese2004-02-06 13:26:06
Why is it ok... by Kickstart2004-02-06 12:31:39
  As others have indicated, gender cannot be by Naruki2004-02-06 13:17:21
    And in most cases, pre-marital gender is expected (n/t) by kahuana2004-02-06 13:20:46
      There have been cases, mind you... by Naruki2004-02-06 13:43:15
        The question is... by adiplomat2004-02-06 13:47:35
          Why? by Naruki2004-02-06 13:53:42
            Yeah, baby by tigermouse2004-02-06 14:34:58
  Since when? by YakkoWarner2004-02-06 13:12:32
  Had quite the discussion on this about a year ago by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 12:56:06
    I was going to bring that up :) by tzulah2004-02-06 12:58:21
  Because some smartARS like me will say "Not much"! (n/t) by adiplomat2004-02-06 12:36:11
    You can still answer "Yes" to "Gender?" (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 16:59:38
    or "Yes, please!" (n/t) by swingfroggy2004-02-06 14:33:02
    Or worse, "Not now, I'm busy!" (n/t) by tigermouse2004-02-06 12:57:01
  Because there are idiots out there who'll twist by kahuana2004-02-06 12:36:09
  intresting point by Celticess2004-02-06 12:35:34
    Then the appropriate gender is by swingfroggy2004-02-06 14:36:21
I HATE people! I HATE idiots! If you don't want by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 12:17:36
  *gives NOLAWitch a nice glass of Captain Morgan* by lab rat2004-02-06 14:16:55
  *straightens hair out after blast* by texteditor2004-02-06 13:48:44
  you got a strong geeknes (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-06 13:39:54
    That jerk WILL feel my wrath. by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 13:47:56
      kill him and send me the body (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-06 13:51:01
        I will do worse than kill him: I will make him by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 13:53:25
          too bad you have a SO (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-06 13:54:51
          I know! I know! by Naruki2004-02-06 13:54:46
  You aren't the only one... by Spud312004-02-06 13:11:07
  I hear ya... by ixeian2004-02-06 12:52:46
    The swine bastidge hung up on me. by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 12:57:00
      "He cybers and gargles" by subbywan2004-02-06 14:26:37
      Oh yes, that's one of the worst types by ixeian2004-02-06 13:06:39
        A more devious plot begins to hatch in my mind by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 13:13:13
          That's the way, take your time by binkley2004-02-06 13:58:08
          Sounds good by ixeian2004-02-06 13:23:35
      Tut tut. by SaleGamine2004-02-06 13:00:35
        ...you fight like a cow. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 15:28:19
          Buh? by SaleGamine2004-02-06 20:19:29
  There there, sweet witch by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 12:51:57
    Ill be the first to admit when I dont know by Sieldan2004-02-06 13:29:28
  Would another wafflebomb help? by JPaganel2004-02-06 12:47:22
    I think it's almost time to start drinking heavily by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 12:51:52
      *Brings a large Brandy and Benedictine* by SaleGamine2004-02-06 12:57:37
  *Comforts* by SaleGamine2004-02-06 12:33:59
  Afghanistan is calling... by adiplomat2004-02-06 12:29:15
  I feel ya by dros422004-02-06 12:26:52
    Dude, you're not long for this world. by thewrongcrowd2004-02-06 12:43:28
      *thinks about feeling Nola* *runs fast* n/t by dros422004-02-06 13:43:25
  Hey, I'm people... *eeep!* *hides* by kahuana2004-02-06 12:22:46
  {{{{NOLA}}}}} by j.butterfly2004-02-06 12:21:24
Damn! by j.butterfly2004-02-06 12:14:36
"We hope you lose, eh." by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hmmm by Celticess2004-02-06 12:40:24
  I'm shocked and appalled by tigermouse2004-02-06 12:10:39
    Alberta == North Texas (n/t) by Kickstart2004-02-06 12:12:56
      With the distinction that: by kahuana2004-02-06 12:16:14
Concept for cat collar tags by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 12:00:35
  I didn't know... by j.butterfly2004-02-06 12:51:57
  Dunkin' may have lost his collar. by thewrongcrowd2004-02-06 12:49:21
  Well I had mine tattooed instead by Spisefisken2004-02-06 12:10:24
  He might have been found by Ingrid. by Naruki2004-02-06 12:02:05
    IDGI by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 12:03:28
      Ingrid Newkirk by Naruki2004-02-06 13:42:38
My sister is getting somewhat annoyed... by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Which uni? by Celticess2004-02-06 12:01:03
    Oxford. by mcnutcase2004-02-06 12:03:02
      Dundee has an alternative by TheGM2004-02-06 12:14:51
        Heh. A real BOFH at work there, I see. by julius.apweiler2004-02-06 12:27:21
          Nice way to handle it... by binkley2004-02-06 16:46:51
          Sounds good to me. by mcnutcase2004-02-06 12:42:38
            Same here by TheGM2004-02-06 13:59:18
              Would it work though? by julius.apweiler2004-02-06 14:51:55
                Is that a problem? by TheGM2004-02-06 16:10:39
                  A little reverse action BOFH, eh? (n/t) by binkley2004-02-06 16:49:57
                    Some of us remember the BUFH (n/t) by TheGM2004-02-06 17:11:44
            Or that. Or maybe a POS tiny hard drive. by julius.apweiler2004-02-06 13:17:19
              why even bother to put a OS on it? by frause2004-02-06 23:52:18
Hey NOLA!! by j.butterfly2004-02-06 11:54:09
Woo! Spiffy new Wallpaper by Winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Shiny. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-06 11:50:33
This is just spiff. by nin_man2004-02-06 11:36:56
  Start with this page: by lonegunman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, thanks. by nin_man2004-02-06 13:00:48
  No experience with quadro by afterburner2004-02-06 12:57:23
  no idea with quadro by Celticess2004-02-06 11:58:25
  "spiff"? by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 11:49:14
    When I sold cameras by heyref2004-02-06 13:37:22
      I thought that was spliff. by Naruki2004-02-06 13:45:08
        LOL! dictionary.com sez... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Well then the adjective must mean fat by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You are hardly one to talk, you know. by Naruki2004-02-06 11:55:14
How many people by airborneric2004-02-06 11:28:55
  3 years Army. by bytemedammit2004-02-07 11:12:04
  Almost to my 3 year mark...halfway! by pk23172004-02-06 18:46:03
  9 Years by DesertRat662004-02-06 15:12:47
  Air Force by buddha2004-02-06 15:07:32
    Oh, I thought you meant the company by binkley2004-02-06 16:28:04
    <sings> Chair-boooorrrrrrne Rangers, lead the way! by romandas2004-02-06 15:10:19
      Heh by DesertRat662004-02-06 16:08:42
      Ouch. But my units were mobile by buddha2004-02-06 15:24:46
        No worries.. I'm an intel guy too :) (n/t) by romandas2004-02-06 15:33:08
  20 Years - US Air Force by ChuckAB2004-02-06 14:25:29
    I'd love to work as a civilian contractor - USMC (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 14:35:20
      I'm not a contractor - I'm a GS employee. by ChuckAB2004-02-06 20:44:30
  10 Years by miathet2004-02-06 13:58:26
  *raises hand* Still serving as we speak by romandas2006-11-19 12:55:59
  8 years by TechisSO2004-02-06 12:42:54
  SpecOp by dros422004-02-06 12:39:54
    2nd Ranger Battalion by airborneric2004-02-06 13:00:33
      sometimes i was by dros422004-02-06 13:29:47
        "If you run, you'll just die tired" (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 13:31:57
  I did serve, but will never again. by UnFair2004-02-06 12:27:50
    There are lots of non-combative positions too. (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 12:54:29
      That works during peace time but I do not trust by UnFair2004-02-06 13:07:08
        I salute you. by LurkerMo2004-02-06 13:39:46
          Well, I respect your opinions, but ... by packet-rat2004-02-06 14:59:32
            Actually, I take the stance that the most damaging by LurkerMo2004-02-06 15:28:21
        I can respect that (n/t) by airborneric2004-02-06 13:10:00
        Fair enough. (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 13:09:43
    Your perogative by airborneric2004-02-06 12:38:48
      Yes, armies are like airbags in cars: you hope to by UnFair2004-02-06 12:57:18
        Sorry by airborneric2004-02-06 13:04:40
        Yeah, but the problem there is that even if you by subbywan2004-02-06 12:59:40
  Ten years by airborneric2004-02-06 12:15:13
  *raises hand* by Jeeper_sysadmin2004-02-06 11:58:58
  Sorry ... Best I can do is having wanted to by subbywan2004-02-06 11:33:40
    Me to. Asthma kept me out. (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 11:54:30
Proofreading your own adverts - a good idea? by TheGM2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I don't get it... by lonegunman2004-02-06 13:16:58
    HTML tags (n/t) by MajorG172004-02-06 13:18:04
      *blink* Ah. *LART*->self. by lonegunman2004-02-06 13:20:28
  He he he! Now that's good! (n/t) by Jeeper_sysadmin2004-02-06 12:00:58
  Laugh! by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 11:57:08
    LOL by packet-rat2004-02-06 13:39:10
      Well, I *tried* to give a clue... by Naruki2004-02-06 13:46:43
        Credit where it's due by TheGM2006-11-19 12:55:59
  <Homer> by Winsmith2004-02-06 11:34:54
  One has to wonder. by Avium2004-02-06 11:30:16
  Niiiiice. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 11:28:27
  *snicker* by Naruki2004-02-06 11:26:01
From the inbox by SaleGamine2004-02-06 11:09:36
  I'd better cut down a little then by IByte2004-02-06 14:13:17
  Whoa! by SaleGamine2004-02-06 11:43:58
    Sorry, we (or at least I) enjoyed the joke by tzulah2004-02-06 12:31:09
    What? by afterburner2004-02-06 11:56:04
    All? by LionsPhil2004-02-06 11:45:38
      Ok, sorry, not all of you, by SaleGamine2004-02-06 11:47:35
        Oh come on! by Winsmith2004-02-06 12:00:47
          You mean I finally managed to do a troll?! by SaleGamine2004-02-06 12:04:39
            See? It's not that hard! by Winsmith2004-02-06 12:34:45
              I noticed by SaleGamine2004-02-06 12:35:41
  More likely, Americans have rather odd ideas... by swisscheese2004-02-06 11:37:54
  What does kill them though? by Toedruid2004-02-06 11:34:51
  My own personal opinion by Kickstart2004-02-06 11:23:25
    That may be true in the US, by SaleGamine2004-02-06 11:46:02
      You get vacation days? n/t by dros422004-02-06 12:47:35
        Yes I do. by SaleGamine2004-02-06 12:54:40
          I don't think that having a number of vacation by afterburner2004-02-06 13:03:15
    I have to agree at least partially by tzulah2004-02-06 11:35:46
      I admit it. I'm going ape$#!+ crazy right now. by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 11:42:59
    I think it's more how they eat... by Avium2004-02-06 11:29:01
      I think it's both by tigermouse2004-02-06 11:34:31
        that's the magic combination by tran2004-02-06 11:42:37
  n tht cse, by LionsPhil2004-02-06 11:13:49
    Hey! You spelled 'hee hee hee' right! by particle_canine2004-02-06 11:15:04
  Oh non! by Winsmith2004-02-06 11:11:22
    of course all americans can speak two languages by texteditor2004-02-06 12:10:51
      Yeah, we've got some nice examples of this by romandas2004-02-06 14:52:49
    I didn't understand that. by Naruki2004-02-06 11:12:11
      *runs up* by Slamlander2004-02-06 11:50:10
        Drat! ... no ID card... no cash either by Slamlander2004-02-06 11:53:28
        *taps Slamlander on shoulder* by Naruki2004-02-06 11:53:14
          Hey! gimme dose! by Slamlander2004-02-06 11:54:59
            No. Don't bother. by SaleGamine2004-02-06 11:56:19
              Hey, you two, get a room! (n/t) by tigermouse2004-02-06 12:06:31
                It's okay! by Naruki2004-02-06 12:21:20
                  Hmph by tigermouse2004-02-06 13:03:28
                    Her shield was held in place by a needle going by Bellator2004-02-06 15:23:02
                    It burns! It burns! My ears! by delltech2004-02-06 13:32:46
                      That should be hands...Brain is burnt. (n/t) by delltech2004-02-06 13:33:15
                *Looks innocent* by SaleGamine2004-02-06 12:08:43
                  An innocent leer? by tigermouse2004-02-06 12:11:27
      *world wonders* by particle_canine2004-02-06 11:14:20
qmail 19722 invoked from network by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 10:36:05
  it means that a message with the ID of by DarthSane2004-02-06 10:48:55
Motorolla T721 ... any comments by plblark2004-02-06 10:36:02
Well Ufies! by j.butterfly2004-02-06 10:22:05
  Well, as you can tell I am sticking to my plan by j.butterfly2004-02-06 11:55:08
  **shelves "cat lady" and "cathouse" jokes** by adiplomat2004-02-06 11:14:52
    No, the lady I worked with on Friday... by j.butterfly2004-02-06 11:17:57
      Well, I have to admit... by adiplomat2004-02-06 11:21:18
        Bad Dippy! No, cookie for you. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-06 11:44:55
          DARN! And I just ate lunch... by adiplomat2004-02-06 12:28:12
            I was gonna say diet... by Naruki2004-02-06 13:48:30
  he's really having bad luck with that car isn't he by Celticess2004-02-06 10:29:51
    yes. :( by j.butterfly2004-02-06 10:38:08
      Time to get one like Illiad's? ;) (n/t) by mcnutcase2004-02-06 11:59:58
Interesting by Llyr2004-02-06 09:41:40
  Hmm.. I've been hearing CE is better than CS by romandas2004-02-06 15:19:20
  Physics is good for background. by merfax2004-02-06 10:21:23
    You might take it regardless. by Otokodate2004-02-06 10:37:55
    Math is a good background, as well. by Nea2004-02-06 10:34:30
      Well that is good to hear. by Llyr2004-02-06 10:35:29
        You're already ahead of the game in terms of time. by Nea2004-02-06 10:43:46
    We make great taxi drivers. by version0.12004-02-06 10:27:26
  Find a career that is what YOU want to do by toxin2004-02-06 09:51:22
    faster word processors unnecessary? by IronPIP2004-02-06 10:30:39
    I'm with toxin on that--do what you love... by VCA2004-02-06 09:59:34
      If you're not making good money, *or* liking your by swisscheese2004-02-06 11:56:53
    Yes! Computer science is a bad field! by LionsPhil2004-02-06 09:55:01
      You are in England. by Llyr2004-02-06 09:55:37
        What about the outsourcing Toxin mentioned? ;) (n/ (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-02-06 09:58:29
          That's all to like, India. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-06 10:01:35
            For the time being. by Otokodate2004-02-06 10:44:25
            Only until India's all used up: by LionsPhil2004-02-06 10:16:29
              They've already done Canada for outsourcing. by theanomaly2004-02-06 10:21:12
                Canada is a another sort of fish. by merfax2004-02-06 10:49:46
                  "murdered with income taxes..!! by OsteSpiser2004-02-06 11:27:14
              THINK OF THE GERRRRRRMans! (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-06 10:19:55
                I CAN'T STOP THE FLOW by LionsPhil2004-02-06 10:25:15
                  Tastes like Pepsi. by Llyr2004-02-06 10:29:29
                    The moon, bob. The moon. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 10:33:46
                      You've destroyed my will to live. (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-06 10:34:32
    Good advice. by Llyr2004-02-06 09:54:41
  /s/physic's/physics'/; (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-06 09:41:55
    physicists'? (n/t) by IronPIP2004-02-06 10:15:41
      That too. (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-06 10:31:54
Why??? by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  he had priors if you look at his list by Celticess2004-02-06 09:53:17
  Perverts are horrible, that's why they do horrible by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 09:39:15
    I think she knew the guy by crash_2004-02-06 10:58:01
      Way stupid. There is no reason for any young by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 11:01:52
        umm yes there are reasons by Celticess2004-02-06 11:12:15
          Then something would have been arranged by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 11:25:33
            here they have permission forms by Celticess2004-02-06 11:50:07
          I probably shouldn't have kids. by Naruki2004-02-06 11:15:17
            hmm ok by Celticess2004-02-06 11:55:15
    hmm kids years ago couldn't either by Celticess2004-02-06 10:05:32
    Never go with a bad man. Ever. If he will hurt you by toxin2004-02-06 09:55:39
      usually they wont hurt you in public tho by Celticess2004-02-06 10:15:13
    I agree... by j.butterfly2004-02-06 09:43:48
      Articles leave so much out.. by darkewytche2004-02-06 09:52:46
        Apparently she was walking by j.butterfly2004-02-06 10:01:12
          What's sad is that she started walking because she by dire_lobo2004-02-06 10:07:03
            correction - her stepfather (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-02-06 10:10:04
            <Deleted><Deleted>2004-02-06 10:12:48
              Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-02-06 10:13:21
              Gimme two steps, gimme two steps mister, by Llyr2004-02-06 10:11:41
                bad Llyr! no cookie for you. :( (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-06 10:14:56
                  Just because I abuse Skynyrd songs... (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-06 10:30:10
                    It's a bad pun, granted. by Llyr2004-02-06 10:31:00
            If she thought that, this means he has probably by j.butterfly2004-02-06 10:09:01
              response after staff meeting (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-02-06 10:16:31
    but you(plural)'re so gosh-darned CUTE... by cybergeek2004-02-06 09:43:46
      HELP!!! IT'S NOT MY DADDY (or mommy) by dire_lobo2004-02-06 10:15:32
        yeah, it is hard to say how someone will by j.butterfly2004-02-06 10:17:22
Hmmf... stupid brain. by Winsmith2004-02-06 09:05:33
  I *think* I am finished. by Winsmith2004-02-06 11:40:06
  Do you want the SQL create table stuff? by Slamlander2004-02-06 09:51:15
    I can do the tables myself, but thanks. by Winsmith2004-02-06 11:08:13
  Something along the lines of ... by chrisP2004-02-06 09:15:26
    not sure wether I understand this correctly... by Winsmith2004-02-06 09:21:26
      Clarification ... by chrisP2004-02-06 09:35:35
        Clarified indeed. by Winsmith2004-02-06 09:42:09
What's with Times New Roman under 'nix? by LionsPhil2004-02-06 09:02:03
  depends on the character sets your using by Celticess2004-02-06 09:11:20
  It was conquered by MS Gothic. (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-06 09:09:07
2 spills in 10 hours by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 08:12:52
  better a black and blue by magedrake 00012004-02-06 08:46:21
    Owie! Owie! Owie! by Avium2004-02-06 11:31:56
  What, like "doggie!"? by Naruki2004-02-06 08:15:05
    hehehe by Celticess2004-02-06 09:04:21
      Kickstart supports Microsoft! by Naruki2004-02-06 09:39:39
        umm errr considering how this thread is going by Celticess2004-02-06 10:28:14
          Hey at least... by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 10:32:28
            :) by Celticess2004-02-06 11:01:34
    That's just so wrong ... by cristobal2004-02-06 08:39:36
      :-) by Naruki2004-02-06 08:40:51
        So the kid's name is Bruises? (n/t) by MajorG172004-02-06 09:01:54
          two kids actually by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    :) too funny to write (n/t) by miathet2004-02-06 08:32:56
Friday morning staff meetings. by toxin2004-02-06 08:03:01
  Almost as much as I love being "voluntold" (n/t) by TechisSO2004-02-06 09:52:21
  Even in the eternal Ice you can't escape them? by Winsmith2004-02-06 08:55:30
    It is done by telephone. Speaker phone, and they by toxin2004-02-06 10:05:39
JobCenter daily reminder post. by adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  i'll trade away my cold. by truthfool2004-02-06 09:15:26
    this post is for the thread below sorry. (n/t) by truthfool2004-02-06 09:16:24
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by adiplomat2004-02-06 07:01:55
Fresh from jury duty... by ktownson2004-02-06 06:48:22
  same here by IronPIP2004-02-06 08:39:01
  6 people? 2 years? by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 07:55:04
    In Louisiana... by ktownson2004-02-06 09:08:55
    In many/most places, there is a minimum term by BloodyViking2004-02-06 08:02:02
      only true here if it's a major felony case ... by rottweiler2004-02-06 08:15:23
Invoke (Satellite Internet user) by Sieldan2004-02-06 06:47:09
  Thanks All by Sieldan2004-02-06 09:05:48
  We generally solve that problem by putting them by LurkerMo2004-02-06 08:26:30
  Not reccomended. by cmantito2004-02-06 08:15:35
  Where are you in the world? by jayfarm2004-02-06 08:15:25
  Net on satelite by laserman2004-02-06 07:22:13
  <Deleted><Deleted>2004-02-06 07:54:47
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-02-06 07:55:01
Need Help: Software Ergonomics by cava2004-02-06 06:36:53
  Diff between IBM CUA and CUI by Slamlander2004-02-06 09:48:23
  It depends on your teacher, but this is my input: by silvermoon822004-02-06 07:29:15
  GUIdelines by duesentrieb2004-02-06 06:44:59
    And here's another opinion from me... by kelli2172004-02-06 07:17:20
  Hmmm... google isn't much help. by Winsmith2004-02-06 06:41:09
Back by Nichiran2004-02-06 06:32:20
  {{{Nichiran}}} by treehugger2004-02-06 09:25:11
  welcome back :) by Celticess2004-02-06 09:22:59
    Thinking about going back. by Nichiran2004-02-06 10:49:08
  So you are "back". by Winsmith2004-02-06 08:12:32
  glad to see you're back! by dire_lobo2004-02-06 08:10:20
Well I'm off to the RF/EMI test lab and will be by techi8702004-02-06 06:06:22
  No (n/t) by TechisSO2004-02-06 09:14:16
Job for a software engineer? by znib2004-02-06 05:57:17
  {{{znib}}} by SaleGamine2004-02-06 11:23:13
  Do you speak Tamil? ;-) by Naruki2004-02-06 06:36:50
    my grandpa used to speak Urudu<sp> by Celticess2004-02-06 09:29:34
    No... by znib2004-02-06 07:56:03
      No French or Swiss French? by Naruki2004-02-06 07:58:04
    HEY!! by saminz2004-02-06 06:45:16
      Tamil by duesentrieb2004-02-06 06:48:14
        Oh, in that case... by saminz2004-02-06 06:51:44
          NP by Naruki2004-02-06 06:53:59
        Exactly. by Naruki2004-02-06 06:51:07
      It's not racist. by Naruki2004-02-06 06:46:28
        Point taken. by saminz2004-02-06 06:50:44
          Read the other reply. by Naruki2004-02-06 06:51:29
            smallish explanation: by saminz2004-02-06 06:55:41
  I got sacked twice in as many years by talon07202004-02-06 06:27:58
  Join the club by Cokish2004-02-06 06:09:57
    sorry to hear that, {znib} you're not alone by inittab2004-02-06 07:56:00
      Znib is... by znib2004-02-06 08:01:36
    I also have three months left. (n/t) by znib2004-02-06 07:52:52
  I feel for you mate by Spisefisken2004-02-06 05:58:33
    Thanks. :) n/t by znib2004-02-06 06:05:23
Letter from a Bush basher by airborneric2004-02-06 05:42:21
  Nothing new under the Sun by Odwin2004-02-06 17:47:12
    You really read all those posts? Oh, dear... by UnFair2004-02-06 20:13:00
      Sorry, have to add this correction. by UnFair2004-02-06 20:27:55
        Thank you. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-07 02:54:28
    What does precedent matter? by tigermouse2004-02-06 18:50:07
      Hrm... I'd like to be able to really answer that by Odwin2004-02-06 19:29:24
    That was water, not gas, silly. by Naruki2004-02-06 18:17:37
      I thought it should have smelled worse by Odwin2004-02-06 18:51:16
  /me adds another reply to the unwashed masses. (n/t) by MajorG172004-02-06 17:02:28
    Hey, I bathed! by tigermouse2004-02-06 17:15:22
  I just want in on the by lord_dolphin2004-02-06 16:36:08
  Besides that, i still think Carthago should be wip by scissors2004-02-06 08:51:38
    Wrong. by Llyr2004-02-06 09:42:31
      Besides, by Llyr2004-02-06 09:50:06
  How Clever of Bush by dickh2004-02-06 07:59:59
    Some gnits, if you please ... by Slamlander2004-02-06 10:00:59
      That was declared illegal by dickh2004-02-06 10:51:31
    Was Bin Laden ever in Afghanistan? by OsteSpiser2004-02-06 09:16:34
      Yes he was. Absolute fact. by toxin2004-02-06 10:01:15
        still is - thats why there are by airborneric2004-02-06 10:04:07
          Not necessarily. He is in a region on the by toxin2004-02-06 10:23:18
            Okay by airborneric2004-02-06 10:26:31
              Close only counts by JPaganel2004-02-06 10:28:06
                Which is what by airborneric2004-02-06 10:41:02
                  Yes, but we're not talking about by JPaganel2004-02-06 11:09:26
                    right.... by airborneric2004-02-06 11:17:41
                      Interesting logic. by JPaganel2004-02-06 11:22:27
                        You are assuming they know where the robber is. by BloodyViking2004-02-06 14:48:21
                        can they still get into the bank? :) (n/t) by airborneric2004-02-06 11:25:40
                          By your logic, they don't have to. by JPaganel2004-02-06 11:29:51
                        No, see, the SWAT team would have to by Naruki2004-02-06 11:24:53
                          No, not the bank, by JPaganel2004-02-06 11:26:18
                            ...and the camera crew. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 11:30:02
    Any president can by airborneric2004-02-06 08:31:51
      Clinton WAS impeached by Ston2004-02-06 11:51:03
        One of the charges was perjury by BloodyViking2004-02-06 12:17:43
          There were reasons, though by tigermouse2004-02-06 12:39:42
          I was refering to the perjury charge by Ston2004-02-06 12:20:47
            I know. by BloodyViking2004-02-06 12:37:36
      Do enlighten me, please. I beg you. by JPaganel2004-02-06 09:58:23
        Hillary wasn't in an elected office at the time by BloodyViking2004-02-06 10:59:40
          You are correct by airborneric2004-02-06 11:05:13
        The only party line I have is by airborneric2004-02-06 10:02:40
          *LART* by LionsPhil2004-02-06 10:05:33
            that too. by airborneric2004-02-06 10:25:02
              *LART* again. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 10:31:58
                It is in the military, by BloodyViking2004-02-06 12:02:25
                  Nope. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 15:17:50
                    He lied under oath. by BloodyViking2004-02-09 07:08:25
          Since when is a BJ illegal? by JPaganel2004-02-06 10:04:31
            Actually by Sweethart2004-02-06 12:52:04
              Earth to Rachel. The Supreme Court ruled those by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 12:55:20
            its not illegal by airborneric2004-02-06 10:22:41
              Are you really that ignorant? by JPaganel2004-02-06 10:26:09
                It is however breach of contract by airborneric2004-02-06 10:40:03
                  I seem to remember the investigation on Whitewater by tigermouse2004-02-06 11:02:02
                    Not quite. by BloodyViking2004-02-06 11:34:14
                      And in a nation that believes people are innocent by tigermouse2004-02-06 11:49:33
                      And it took how many million dollars to by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 11:35:19
                  Two words for you - no evidence. by JPaganel2004-02-06 10:59:18
                    Two words for you - insufficient evidence. by BloodyViking2004-02-06 11:38:36
                      Innocent until proven guilty. by JPaganel2004-02-06 11:42:40
                        Duh! by BloodyViking2004-02-06 11:48:06
                        Maybe - but by airborneric2004-02-06 11:47:38
                        Another important word there is "presumed". by Naruki2004-02-06 11:47:01
                          Unless you're a terrorist! by LionsPhil2004-02-06 11:49:09
                    Thats the problem by airborneric2004-02-06 11:08:10
                      So what does that have to do with Hillary? by JPaganel2004-02-06 11:13:26
                      What part of "no evidence" got your panties in by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 11:11:40
                      They *can*. by Naruki2004-02-06 11:11:23
                  I believe that the President, senators, and by buddha2004-02-06 10:46:59
                    Correct by airborneric2004-02-06 10:49:28
                      From Article II, Section 4 of the Constitution: by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 10:53:46
                        His affair Was the business of the court by BloodyViking2004-02-06 11:57:49
                          AMEN! by Sweethart2004-02-06 12:28:22
                            So does this mean... by Nashville2004-02-06 13:20:52
                              Yep ... you betcha ... maybe even quicker ... by Slamlander2004-02-06 15:01:19
                              Hehehe by BloodyViking2004-02-06 13:51:54
                                Lord save me from political illiterates. by Nashville2004-02-06 14:10:48
                                Bwahahaha. It won't you know. by BloodyViking2004-02-06 14:29:48
                                Ain't getting off the hook that easy. by Nashville2004-02-06 14:45:54
                                If? Hehehe. by BloodyViking2004-02-06 15:05:59
                                In which group does that leave me? by Naruki2004-02-06 15:08:48
                                Well, it is, sorta. by Naruki2004-02-06 13:57:04
                              Don't be silly. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 13:34:21
                      Like going AWOL? by Naruki2004-02-06 10:51:31
      "Backing" the war effort? by dickh2004-02-06 08:46:30
        Fine opinions are opinions by airborneric2004-02-06 10:17:12
        Actually there was Congressional approval by thewrongcrowd2004-02-06 09:33:39
      Um, you DO realize that Clinton was impeached? by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 08:36:55
        It wasn't about the flippin sex! by BloodyViking2004-02-06 12:14:03
          We don't. Airborneric does. (n/t) by JPaganel2004-02-06 12:17:44
            Good grief by airborneric2004-02-06 12:19:57
              Well, if you say you could care less, by JPaganel2004-02-06 12:31:16
                It is a character reference by airborneric2004-02-06 12:32:26
                  But if you don't care, why do you mention it? by JPaganel2004-02-06 12:36:27
              Where has anyone said that he didn't lie? by Naruki2004-02-06 12:22:59
                get off your high horse. by airborneric2004-02-06 12:31:25
                  *snigger* by LionsPhil2004-02-06 13:31:51
                  Talking to yourself again? by Naruki2004-02-06 13:10:58
        What dead folk? I watched the Bush-approved by Naruki2004-02-06 08:38:16
          I am NOT a flipping Communist! by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 08:41:04
            Marxist suckup! by Naruki2004-02-06 08:42:25
      By all means impeach them. by Naruki2004-02-06 08:36:22
        I got a buck-fifty... (n/t) by Monitr72004-02-06 08:55:49
          Hey, you've got enough for beer nuts. by thewrongcrowd2004-02-06 09:23:58
            *groan* (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-06 09:31:42
              heh (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2004-02-06 09:34:46
          Ken Starr will laugh you out of his office. by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 09:18:48
            Gimme time... by Monitr72004-02-06 09:57:56
    Interesting. So far, almost my exact sentiments. by adiplomat2004-02-06 08:07:07
      There is some hope by dickh2004-02-06 08:26:03
        Last evening I was at the coffee shop with some by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 08:30:39
          There ya go, stirrin' up trouble! ;-) by Monitr72004-02-06 08:43:56
            If I disappear, y'all will know why. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 08:47:58
              Cause we can't see your face due to a sudden by Naruki2004-02-06 08:49:51
                If my wardrobe malfunctioned, there would be a LOT by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 09:16:50
                  Are you bragging or complaining? (n/t) by dickh2004-02-06 09:25:40
                  If your wardrobe malfuctioned? by LionsPhil2004-02-06 09:24:17
          Personally I plan on voting for Bush. by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 08:43:13
            I am leaving this conversation by drummergeek2004-02-06 10:41:15
              Your reasons ARE your reasons, yes. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 10:49:55
              A wise choice. by Naruki2004-02-06 10:44:33
                funny how if by airborneric2004-02-06 10:51:58
                  You're confusing cause with effect. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-06 10:52:46
                    And that *is* funny. by Naruki2004-02-06 10:53:46
                      which was the point in the by airborneric2004-02-06 11:01:57
            Hmm! I thought Bin Laden funded himself by OsteSpiser2004-02-06 09:04:36
              Are you trying to convince us that Saddam NEVER by Naruki2004-02-06 09:05:55
                I heard he erected.... by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 09:15:58
            To claim that Saddam was funding bin Laden by dickh2004-02-06 08:50:34
              How can you say that by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 08:54:52
                What Evidence??? by dickh2004-02-06 09:22:11
                  No I dont think we should by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 09:32:50
                    Being against a wrong actions . . . by dickh2004-02-06 10:34:27
                    Warmonger. by Naruki2004-02-06 09:35:20
                      take a look in the mirror by airborneric2004-02-06 09:47:24
                        To admit he was has nothing to do with why we were by tigermouse2004-02-06 10:46:09
                        Take a look in my posts, for once. by Naruki2004-02-06 09:51:48
                          you never said that - by airborneric2004-02-06 10:20:32
                            LART! by Naruki2004-02-06 10:23:21
                        Thank you. (n/t) by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 09:49:41
                    Saddam had diddly squat to do with 9/11. by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 09:34:53
                      I only used that as a for instance. by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 09:48:59
                        For instance, I'm the Queen of Sheba. by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 09:52:00
                          He was a threat to his own people by airborneric2004-02-06 09:58:27
                            Surely you jest! Like the current admin gives a by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 10:04:53
                              Wrong. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 10:06:19
                                "Nobody with a brain" only includes smart by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 10:09:44
                                They might have brains. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 10:12:04
                          He did pose a threat. by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 09:56:53
                            Maybe that he had no real nukes? by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 10:02:25
                              He did have delivery systems by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 10:11:11
                                Name one. by JPaganel2004-02-06 10:16:29
                                The Mail. by drummergeek2004-02-06 10:35:57
                                We can't bomb another country because we have mail by tigermouse2004-02-06 11:25:59
                                Oh? by JPaganel2004-02-06 10:45:03
                                A WMD is not necissarily by drummergeek2004-02-06 10:48:55
                                Yet again, what foreign country has by JPaganel2004-02-06 11:05:30
                                I thought you were leaving? (n/t) by buddha2004-02-06 10:52:46
                                Smuggle drugs by airborneric2004-02-06 10:48:15
                                Since we don't prevent drug smuggling by JPaganel2004-02-06 11:03:08
                                No administration by airborneric2004-02-06 11:14:14
                                I am not talking about any other administration. by JPaganel2004-02-06 11:19:00
                                Couldn't agree with you more (n/t) by airborneric2004-02-06 11:22:36
                                That's a flipflop worthy of a presidential by JPaganel2004-02-06 11:28:53
                                Bush isn't negligent by airborneric2004-02-06 11:45:29
                                Then what the hell did you agree with? by JPaganel2004-02-06 12:07:13
                                The fact that we are unprotected now by airborneric2004-02-06 12:26:02
                                So how do you figure that leaving us by JPaganel2004-02-06 12:28:59
                                What do you suggest he/anyone do? by airborneric2004-02-06 12:34:29
                                Just because YOU can't think of it by JPaganel2004-02-06 12:41:58
                                Now we are talking! by airborneric2004-02-06 12:53:14
                                Forget the war on drugs. by JPaganel2004-02-06 13:00:24
                                Your dancing around the issue. by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 13:02:52
                                I am not. by JPaganel2004-02-06 13:05:38
                                No by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 13:07:44
                                We did not find them. by JPaganel2004-02-06 13:12:19
                                We no longer consider it a threat is more like it. by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 13:14:45
                                In that case we are idiots. by JPaganel2004-02-06 13:20:52
                                I dont mean it like that. by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 13:32:21
                                Linebreaks! Linebreaks! by JPaganel2004-02-06 13:45:24
                                I am not disagreeing with you by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 13:49:18
                                Oh? by JPaganel2004-02-06 13:52:30
                                Unfortunately by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 13:55:54
                                Odd that you have not heard this. by JPaganel2004-02-06 14:45:30
                                One thing you said makes me really happy. by Naruki2004-02-06 13:38:45
                                Okay by airborneric2004-02-06 13:26:36
                                Other countries are forthcoming? by JPaganel2004-02-06 13:29:04
                                North Korea. by Naruki2004-02-06 13:27:17
                                Drug crimes are part of the terror already by UnFair2004-02-06 11:52:30
                                WHY did you say it? by Naruki2004-02-06 11:48:13
                                Didn't you hear? They already claimed that if you by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 11:48:05
                                Well, we managed to deflate your caps. by Naruki2004-02-06 10:39:23
                                Unabomber was a homegrown terrorist. by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 10:38:37
                                So was the wacko "research scientist" by DarthSane2004-02-06 10:40:19
                            His lack of them? by LionsPhil2004-02-06 10:01:35
                            How would he have got those weapons to us? by JPaganel2004-02-06 09:59:47
                              *waits for generic "suitcase bomb" post* (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-06 10:02:15
                              You joke by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 10:01:46
                                Anthrax scare? by LionsPhil2004-02-06 10:03:22
                                Some of it was pranksters by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 10:04:25
                                And that anthrax was traced back to AN AMERICAN (n/t) by Spiff2004-02-07 01:54:52
                Who trained Saddam AND Bin Laden. by Naruki2004-02-06 08:56:38
            Bush cut VA and military benefits. by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 08:47:06
              Thats a myth by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 08:50:42
                Why should we trust a deluded person? by Naruki2004-02-06 08:57:13
                  WHAT FACTS?? by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 08:58:57
                    That's a good question for you. by Naruki2004-02-06 09:04:24
                      Thats an easy one. by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 09:06:09
                        I agree by Sweethart2004-02-06 11:36:38
                          Just pray your hubby don't get wounded. by Naruki2004-02-06 11:41:13
                            I support Naruki's wish here, because from by UnFair2006-11-19 12:55:59
                              Careful. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 14:40:41
                                <Deleted><Deleted>2004-02-06 16:13:46
                                Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-02-06 16:13:59
                                Darn. My first double-post ever. (n/t) by UnFair2004-02-06 15:09:28
                                I guess the main problem is to convince Bush's by UnFair2004-02-06 15:06:01
                                From a link posted in this discussion - was it by LurkerMo2004-02-06 15:38:12
                            Re: Just pray your hubby don't get wounded by Sweethart2004-02-06 13:04:32
                              Heh. Who said I can't do vernacular when I want? by Naruki2004-02-06 13:09:35
                                You are by airborneric2004-02-06 13:14:54
                                I don't know about that. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 14:34:42
                                You asked for an example of when you are by Naruki2004-02-06 13:20:29
                                You have no logic by airborneric2004-02-06 13:27:43
                                While I could respond... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Then I am not a hypocrite by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 13:22:10
                                While I could respond... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                I agree. (n/t) by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 13:16:48
                                Wow, I'm shocked! by Naruki2004-02-06 13:21:50
                                But let me ask you by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 13:24:06
                                Could you please show me that proof? by Spiff2004-02-06 15:49:24
                                Wow, if that's your idea of proof, by LionsPhil2004-02-06 14:38:09
                                I haven't seen any proof that Naruki by buddha2004-02-06 14:30:41
                                While I could respond... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            How dare you say something so hurtful by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 12:14:10
                              I see. So, having run out of by LionsPhil2004-02-06 13:56:02
                                That was not a deliberate misread by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 13:58:48
                                Considering who the other two people ARE, by LionsPhil2004-02-06 14:18:13
                                That was brilliant, counselor! by Naruki2004-02-06 14:26:12
                                You mean two other people who have been by Naruki2004-02-06 14:06:43
                                You meant it as you have said later by drummergeek2004-02-06 14:36:06
                                Nope. by Naruki2004-02-06 14:40:59
                              What is your problem, liar*? by Naruki2004-02-06 12:29:06
                                I was just browsing over what else had been said by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 12:45:35
                                Listen, bozo, try to get one thing straight: by Naruki2004-02-06 12:59:06
                                You are such an idiot by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 13:01:16
                                Look, if you're too upset to type straight... by Naruki2004-02-06 13:07:56
                                Three separate people by airborneric2004-02-06 13:19:37
                                Three separate (but strangely mutually by Naruki2004-02-06 13:26:46
                                Lets just say by airborneric2004-02-06 13:33:10
                                Then you're the kind of pansy wuss by LionsPhil2004-02-06 14:31:23
                                ENOUGH! by Kickstart2004-02-06 19:03:50
                                OWE NARUKI AN APOLOGY?? by drummergeek2004-02-06 16:10:04
                                Oh, so it is ok for you to fight by buddha2004-02-06 16:17:28
                                I only fought with that because I was offended by by drummergeek2004-02-06 16:23:52
                                So don't you think it is hypocritical by buddha2004-02-06 16:32:42
                                Tsk. So much for "civilized". by LionsPhil2004-02-06 16:15:24
                                He he he. by Naruki2004-02-06 16:11:48
                                So you are saying by drummergeek2004-02-06 16:20:38
                                While I could respond... by Naruki2004-02-06 16:34:39
                                While I could respond... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Have we gone back to kindergarten by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 13:45:59
                                While I could respond... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Exactly My Point (n/t) by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 13:53:56
                                While I could respond... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Nooooooo! by thewrongcrowd2004-02-06 14:11:43
                                Don't worry, it's not a loop. by Naruki2004-02-06 14:14:34
                                ...and ye'll get to Scotland afore me. by thewrongcrowd2004-02-06 14:17:12
                                Indeed it were. by Naruki2004-02-06 14:23:35
                                Not even... by thewrongcrowd2004-02-06 14:35:25
                              You go man by airborneric2004-02-06 12:28:36
                                I agree. by Naruki2004-02-06 12:31:09
                                Are you calling me a liar?? by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 12:37:50
                                You think insults are civil? by Naruki2004-02-06 12:56:40
                                No by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 12:58:35
                                You have a lot of mistaken beliefs. by Naruki2004-02-06 13:04:16
                            Naruki -totally uncalled for by airborneric2004-02-06 11:57:34
                              You sick bastidge. by Naruki2004-02-06 12:01:17
                                to me it sounds like you do by airborneric2004-02-06 12:05:51
                                You're an idiot. by Naruki2004-02-06 12:29:57
                                BRING IT ON! by airborneric2004-02-06 12:43:54
                                I'm not the one lying. You are. by Naruki2004-02-06 12:54:01
                                I don't need by airborneric2004-02-06 13:16:47
                                *snicker* by Naruki2004-02-06 13:23:51
                                Not arrogant by airborneric2004-02-06 13:30:23
                                Right. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 13:51:18
                                While I could respond... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                One fine comment by Sweethart2004-02-06 13:03:35
                                What is wrong with you idiots? by Naruki2004-02-06 13:05:30
                                Please Naruki, stop insulting, stick to arguments! by UnFair2004-02-06 13:23:44
                                While it *is* entertaining, by LionsPhil2004-02-06 13:46:39
                                He has nothing to "take" since his opponents don't by UnFair2004-02-06 14:05:04
                                Ooh, is it that time already? by LionsPhil2004-02-06 14:24:17
                                Like a bad english nanny is starting to shake by UnFair2004-02-06 14:44:05
                                "Foo" is a metasyntactical variable. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 14:49:24
                                For those on the giving "end with an IQ over by UnFair2004-02-06 15:46:08
                                There has to be *something* in it for me. by Naruki2004-02-06 16:04:47
                                The fancy words did amuse me. The verbal mud- by UnFair2004-02-06 16:37:39
                                That's where my mediocre intelligence by Naruki2004-02-06 16:44:03
                                There's no need for multiple replies. Just some by UnFair2004-02-06 17:01:00
                                I do listen to everyones points by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 13:52:42
                                For not taking Naruki seriously by buddha2004-02-06 14:13:32
                                You are incorrect in part. by Naruki2004-02-06 14:04:48
                                If you would have been this civil from the by drummergeek2004-02-06 14:24:29
                                Honestly, I don't care for the insults. by Naruki2004-02-06 14:38:06
                                Liar. by LionsPhil2004-02-06 14:02:49
                                Well, his nick *is* UnFair. by Naruki2004-02-06 13:52:22
                                Dammit! by Naruki2004-02-06 13:32:05
                                I couldn't agree with you more. (n/t) by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 13:04:48
                                Yeah you could. Go on, give it a try. by Naruki2004-02-06 13:05:51
                        It *should* be an easy one, but you missed. by Naruki2004-02-06 09:32:22
                        I love the way people who by airborneric2004-02-06 09:28:57
                          have you been in the military?? (n/t) by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 09:34:45
                            I'm not sure, but it *might* have been by Naruki2004-02-06 09:36:43
                              Of course, nobody who isn't in the military by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 09:41:23
                                I was in ten years by airborneric2004-02-06 11:53:55
                                Ah, your wrong about the tax by buddha2004-02-06 14:06:46
                                Could be wrong by airborneric2004-02-06 14:16:14
                                Or he was below the minimum tax. (nt) by buddha2004-02-06 14:38:37
                          Did DrummerGeek claim to know ALL the answers? by Naruki2004-02-06 09:33:35
                            No and No by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 09:42:12
                          I was wrong. It was military FAMILY benefits. by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            Blah blah blah by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            And weren't hazard pay and family separation by tigermouse2004-02-06 10:23:43
                              Hazard Pay and Family Separation Allowance by Sweethart2004-02-06 12:36:33
                                Bush cut the hazard pay by tigermouse2004-02-06 12:47:21
                                HELLO by Sweethart2004-02-06 12:54:53
                                I'm sorry, but that's bull by tigermouse2004-02-06 13:15:12
                                Does everyone realize by airborneric2004-02-06 13:23:17
                                And so has Bush by tigermouse2004-02-06 13:57:05
                                The reason by airborneric2004-02-06 14:13:40
                                Perhaps by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Fundage by Sweethart2004-02-06 13:46:49
                                Of course it can by tigermouse2004-02-06 14:08:49
            Personally, I hope you don't breed. by Naruki2004-02-06 08:44:54
              Sorry bout that by Sweethart2004-02-06 12:57:10
                *bites* by LionsPhil2004-02-06 13:28:30
                  You don't like Limbaugher cheese? by Naruki2004-02-06 13:33:00
                No thanks. I don't want to catch stupidity. by Naruki2004-02-06 13:00:01
                Right on. (n/t) by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 12:58:59
          both are trying to help the economy as a whole by airborneric2004-02-06 08:42:50
            New jobs? Why not just keep the ones they lost by Naruki2004-02-06 08:44:13
              Plenty of jobs went away under Clinton too. by BloodyViking2004-02-06 14:11:54
          Oh - wow... by saminz2004-02-06 08:41:04
            I told them they were sadly misinformed about by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 08:45:17
              bah... by saminz2004-02-06 08:57:36
              NASCAR and country music... by Monitr72004-02-06 08:53:25
                Naw. by Naruki2004-02-06 08:58:53
              I know exactly what you are sayin there by DrummerGeek2004-02-06 08:47:56
  Another point is by airborneric2004-02-06 07:47:43
    The danger of answering that question... by Naruki2004-02-06 08:02:57
      I understand - by airborneric2004-02-06 09:41:04
        Maybe that's why I did it, and maybe it isn't. by Naruki2004-02-06 09:49:01
        ...or maybe the "voices" told you to. by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 09:42:33
  -1 Repost by Naruki2004-02-06 05:46:31
    Didn't see it the first time by airborneric2004-02-06 06:12:45
      Hey! I must need more caffeine! by Monitr72004-02-06 07:26:37
        Glad to have you in the reserves by airborneric2004-02-06 07:39:44
          Seen that too often... by Monitr72004-02-06 07:45:12
            Although by airborneric2004-02-06 07:51:10
              No worries about that. by Monitr72004-02-06 07:58:20
                You in Maryland? by airborneric2004-02-06 08:20:33
                  Belvoir, actually. (n/t) by Monitr72004-02-06 08:38:32
                    APG (n/t) by airborneric2004-02-06 11:20:31
      draft by duesentrieb2004-02-06 06:57:43
        War seldom makes the world a better place. by aix tom2004-02-06 07:23:28
      By that logic, we should be picking our next targe by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 06:14:58
        The difference was we were already at war by mb102004-02-06 06:37:43
          the "whole world" by gibuu2004-02-06 09:42:08
          Here's the thing, though... by Monitr72004-02-06 07:14:10
            We can't stop coddling illegals. by JPaganel2004-02-06 09:24:27
              Got a point there. (n/t) by Monitr72004-02-06 10:06:16
          SOMEBODY'S been reading too much Tolkein, by adiplomat2004-02-06 06:56:23
          If "the whole world" believed Iraq to be by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 06:43:34
            Erm by hyzenthlay2004-02-06 07:59:16
          Lies. by Naruki2004-02-06 06:40:58
        Good point. by Monitr72004-02-06 06:35:43
          Some info about Kerry that's not being circulated. by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Seen it already. by Naruki2004-02-06 11:40:25
              Seeing how we discussing ancient history, by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 11:45:25
          An Army family's view on Iraq and the War by Sweethart2004-02-06 11:29:06
            Sorry, but if Kay and Blix couldn't find the WMDs, by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 11:34:26
              The whole time by airborneric2004-02-06 12:03:46
                Exactly (N/T) by Sweethart2004-02-06 12:34:07
          thewrongcrowd pegged it: that's the same by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 06:40:21
            That is if a majority of the international by hyzenthlay2004-02-06 07:56:07
              Do you think we really gave a crap about the Iraqi by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 07:58:42
                Of course not by hyzenthlay2004-02-06 08:07:53
                  Not with the pathetic "diplomacy" shown by by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 08:14:07
                    Moral authority? by JPaganel2004-02-06 09:21:50
                    Hey now by hyzenthlay2004-02-06 08:27:24
                      Hey WAIT A MINUTE! by fx2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      hehe freedom fries anyone? by gibuu2004-02-06 09:37:19
                      What about Sweden? They're fairly principled by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 08:33:52
                        What about Canada? Our only suspicious aspect by LurkerMo2004-02-06 08:37:34
                          You're neighbors to terrorism supporters? by Naruki2004-02-06 08:38:52
                            Hey, it's NOT OUR FAULT. We're really the good by LurkerMo2004-02-06 08:53:51
                              Nope by airborneric2004-02-06 09:35:19
                                thats why we use celcius? by gibuu2004-02-06 09:39:03
                Yeah... by Monitr72004-02-06 07:59:55
                  See? One vote butts and zero votes people. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 08:01:50
                    Hey! What's wrong with voting for my butt? by Monitr72004-02-06 09:52:59
          Actually, Bush gave plenty of different reasons by Naruki2004-02-06 06:39:06
            When did he pretend to have UN authority? by BloodyViking2004-02-06 07:27:41
              Plus the little-touted fact that... by leistico2004-02-06 09:00:57
                Little-touted? by LionsPhil2004-02-06 10:08:38
              At one point, early on by buddha2004-02-06 07:39:44
                That seems more like he was saying by BloodyViking2004-02-06 08:08:25
                  Based solely on the posts here... by Naruki2004-02-06 08:11:53
                    Unless you accept the claim by BloodyViking2004-02-06 08:45:14
                      Too much obfuscation in that sentence. by Naruki2004-02-06 08:46:30
                        I'll try again. by BloodyViking2004-02-06 11:16:59
                          That makes sense. by Naruki2004-02-06 11:20:46
                        There are known knowns and known unknowns.(nt) :) by gibuu2004-02-06 09:30:14
              The whole France thing by airborneric2004-02-06 07:34:42
                append by airborneric2004-02-06 07:53:32
              I didn't say that *he* did that. by Naruki2004-02-06 07:33:12
                I thought that claim was based on by BloodyViking2004-02-06 07:55:35
        Yep - by airborneric2004-02-06 06:23:39
          The peaceniks don't seem to have had much by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 06:31:33
            WHAT!?!? by IronHelix12004-02-06 17:29:06
            Sorry by airborneric2004-02-06 07:37:31
        Belgium, I vote Belgium. by thewrongcrowd2004-02-06 06:22:33
          Ahhh, but it could be a big threat to the US by SaleGamine2004-02-06 11:39:14
            Sure. We declare war on obesity, then by JPaganel2004-02-06 11:43:35
              Commence lobbing those bombs this way, please. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 11:46:16
                One chocolate-filled wafflebomb coming up! by JPaganel2004-02-06 12:02:01
                  <Homer>Mmmm, chocolate wafflebomb.</Homer> (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 12:06:56
          D**n Commie waffles! (n/t) by Nashville2004-02-06 09:36:36
    maybe it's not supposed to be funny by jeff_uk2004-02-06 06:09:30
      And which point do you think it made? by Naruki2004-02-06 07:02:02
        That life under Duhbya bites globally, maybe? (n/t by Nashville2004-02-06 09:34:56
      walk a mile in another mans shoes... by duesentrieb2004-02-06 07:01:06
This "Date with Miranda" ad by LooseChanj2004-02-06 05:15:57
  Whose drawing skills? by Naruki2004-02-06 05:47:58
  I'm not sure about the hair by treehugger2004-02-06 05:17:58
    eyes illiad cannot draw woman eyes (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-06 08:58:11
    Simple is good. by Tomo2004-02-06 05:25:33
      No I would go with treehugger on the hair by syren2004-02-06 05:32:10
        Do you really that anybody that could by Spisefisken2004-02-06 05:52:19
          ----------^ think by Spisefisken2004-02-06 05:52:50
            *raises an eyebrow* by syren2004-02-06 06:08:32
              Well you don't make jokes such a serious business by Spisefisken2004-02-06 06:18:51
                Careful, mon ami -- by dcnblues2004-02-06 08:24:02
                No. You're not. by syren2004-02-06 06:29:39
                  Why not? by Spisefisken2004-02-06 06:42:30
                    Yes, but I am trying to save you from by syren2004-02-06 06:58:29
Yeah, go me! by Spisefisken2004-02-06 04:54:40
  Best Luck-- hope you get the job. (n/t) by Winsmith2004-02-06 05:23:04
    Thanks! Me too. Unemployment is dull by Spisefisken2004-02-06 05:27:11
  Good luck. by aix tom2004-02-06 05:09:49
    Well it is a different company by Spisefisken2004-02-06 05:15:13
  Good luck, Spisefisken (n/t) by klaranth2004-02-06 04:55:27
    Thanks by Spisefisken2004-02-06 04:56:57
LJ Plug. by McNutcase2004-02-06 04:25:33
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
    We've told him several times. by mcnutcase2004-02-06 07:10:38
    moderated for the odd 4-letter word (n/t) by DragonLady2004-02-06 06:39:36
      Aren't four-letter words even? by NOLAWitch2004-02-06 06:44:55
    Nice discussion, though. by julius.apweiler2004-02-06 06:07:32
    10... 9... 8... (n/t) by Winsmith2004-02-06 06:04:55
    WHAT is a cranberry?! by Naruki2004-02-06 05:54:57
      you didnt read down far enough :) (n/t) by tegan2004-02-06 08:57:08
      Yeah, I like their swear-filter too. (n/t) by julius.apweiler2004-02-06 06:32:08
    Sorry, but MODs. by Tomo2004-02-06 05:21:27
i feel stupied by TheRaven2004-02-06 03:40:27
  Just use 000-00-0000 :-) (n/t) by bobmon2004-02-06 04:28:27
LJ Plug by LooseChanj2006-11-19 12:55:59
ONQ for lovers: Trivia for "Married with Children" by TheRaven2004-02-06 02:54:05
  One of the greatest tv series of all time by SnappingTurtle2004-02-06 05:15:31
  Do you know al these things by head ? by Cokish2004-02-06 03:42:39
    NO! (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-06 03:58:17
      Head, Google, what's the difference ? ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2004-02-06 04:01:50
        People tend to give you funny looks if you mention by tnglives2004-02-06 04:18:46
xbox? lucky? by Frogz2004-02-06 02:40:53
  Soul Calibur 2... by kwyn2004-02-06 15:31:16
  wow, something directed at me? by friareriner2004-02-06 10:31:57
  Was this suposed to be a response to by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
  xbox is the best console currently by Tweel2004-02-06 03:23:42
    Actually, I'd rate them in the opposite direction by pk23172004-02-06 05:54:06
      no really good exclusives? by MikeCDN2004-02-06 07:03:41
        But see, you have all of them by pk23172004-02-06 18:51:11
          I would recomend XBOX by MikeCDN2004-02-06 21:43:22
            Gran Tourismo? SOCOM? by pk23172004-02-06 23:22:38
    Kingdom Hearts is pretty fun. by kinslay3r2004-02-06 04:26:10
      Kingdom Hearts ? by scissors2004-02-06 05:07:19
    That's debatable by kiroh2004-02-06 03:45:07
      PS2 Online Gaming's Freeness... by MikeCDN2004-02-06 07:05:56
        Service by kiroh2004-02-06 07:13:31
          Have you ever used Live? by MikeCDN2004-02-06 07:32:38
  Halo. by random_c2004-02-06 03:23:40
    For the PC. Although the rocket-hog stinks. by McNutcase2004-02-06 03:32:02
      Okaaay. by random_c2004-02-06 04:48:03
  Put Linux on it. by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    hehehe by astro-g2004-02-06 03:08:27
Folding@Home: Ufie Stats by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
  welcome me by dros422004-02-06 08:11:58
    Splendid by chichiwawa2004-02-06 08:18:03
  Noooooooaaaarrrrgh! by Winsmith2004-02-06 02:26:48
    Glad to have you (back) :D (n/t) by chichiwawa2004-02-06 04:42:08
    wbahahahaha. that is kinda funny by stacato2004-02-06 04:03:44
      Always willing to help. by Winsmith2004-02-06 05:13:27
        So Manly and sweaty by chichiwawa2004-02-06 07:18:06
    Hands up all those who checked which team... by treehugger2004-02-06 03:24:38
      I now admit to slight paranoia by treehugger2004-02-06 04:41:45
      Nope by chichiwawa2004-02-06 04:38:29
      No need. by Tomo2004-02-06 04:27:34
    Down at 419 headquarters by ErniePi2004-02-06 03:20:29
      I doubt it. by chichiwawa2004-02-06 04:41:12
    Prat. by Tomo2004-02-06 03:00:42
Deriving multiword 3s complement subtraction rules by tnglives2004-02-06 02:08:55
SETI@Ufie by Afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
Question for Capt. X: by Winsmith2004-02-06 01:40:44
ATTN::SWISS & AUSTRIAN UFies by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
"Infaluble power..." by edokter2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dangit! by Naruki2004-02-06 05:44:16
  He rocks. by McNutcase2004-02-06 03:35:14
'nother Linux question, if I may by Control2004-02-06 00:46:23
  If you don't want to use xhost by codemachine2004-02-06 07:41:50
  New Question: by Control2004-02-06 01:11:31
    3 diffrent ones actually by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ehhh ... just that the standard by stacato2004-02-06 01:27:11
    Well... by chatgris2004-02-06 01:13:31
  No. As the regular user who opened the display, by skeptic2004-02-06 00:50:34
    How would I go about that by Control2004-02-06 00:59:35
      WEll, root is still god but.. by chatgris2004-02-06 01:02:06
        Ah, right, I think I understand by Control2004-02-06 01:07:48
          Oh yeah and the question. by chatgris2004-02-06 01:19:04
          I know how you feel :) by chatgris2004-02-06 01:10:31
      Ha! It worked. by Control2004-02-06 01:01:30
        Solution by chatgris2004-02-06 01:12:02
          Hmm, sounds logical by Control2004-02-06 01:14:21
            Isn't logical however, don't work by Control2004-02-06 01:18:37
            I know you've heard this time and again but.. by chatgris2004-02-06 01:16:06
              *gets the hint* by Control2004-02-06 01:19:29
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ok, I'm off home by SaleGamine2004-02-06 03:34:00
    Have fun "wrestling" by treehugger2004-02-06 03:42:00
  what was your username ? by TheRaven2004-02-06 02:37:51
    Fine, fine. by SaleGamine2004-02-06 02:42:31
      i was a root once by TheRaven2004-02-06 02:57:25
        Hiya Ozan by TKirk2004-02-06 03:05:36
          i shoud dig your diary sometime by TheRaven2004-02-06 03:15:43
            Don't worry about it :) by TKirk2004-02-06 03:19:44
              between paradise and hell (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-06 03:26:45
                The usual then :) (n/t) by TKirk2004-02-06 03:32:51
                  how your little son ? (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-06 03:34:23
                    Very well, thanks by TKirk2004-02-06 03:40:52
  Hello Jo! by genocide782004-02-06 02:09:25
    Humm, tricky question that by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Morning! by chrisP2004-02-06 01:53:35
    Hello! by SaleGamine2004-02-06 02:08:41
      *sips* by chrisP2004-02-06 02:20:39
        *Envies* by SaleGamine2004-02-06 02:27:29
          They have a chateau there, no? by chrisP2004-02-06 02:37:12
            Yes, but I will probably have plenty by SaleGamine2004-02-06 02:40:33
  Morning!!! by Electric Storm2004-02-06 01:38:11
    *Serves mint tea* by SaleGamine2004-02-06 02:04:56
      *sips tea* *sends SG spare time and energy* by Electric Storm2004-02-06 02:35:08
        I will do my best. by SaleGamine2004-02-06 02:43:22
  Good morrow by Erwin Blonk2004-02-06 01:32:58
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-02-06 02:03:45
  Guten Morgen by ParityBit2004-02-06 00:54:47
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-02-06 01:14:35
      it is infact by ParityBit2004-02-06 01:33:08
  Good morning by afterburner2004-02-06 00:52:40
    That's good news! by SaleGamine2004-02-06 01:13:42
      Yes it is. by afterburner2004-02-06 01:27:59
        Oops! Sorry, so it was by SaleGamine2004-02-06 02:07:56
  morning by TKirk2004-02-06 00:48:36
    *Serves tea* by SaleGamine2004-02-06 00:51:20
      oh, lovely! by TKirk2004-02-06 00:55:59
        You know my demonic niece is like that by SaleGamine2004-02-06 01:11:55
          Oh Maria can be adorable when she's by TKirk2004-02-06 03:01:06
            Ok, I can go with that one by SaleGamine2004-02-06 03:16:48
              Depends on which version of demon by TKirk2004-02-06 03:31:59
  *yawns* So...tired. by VampireSquirrel2004-02-06 00:47:18
    *points* by syren2004-02-06 00:52:54
    *hugs triplet* by SaleGamine2004-02-06 00:50:25
      *Gives chocolate* by treehugger2004-02-06 00:58:13
        Hummmm by SaleGamine2004-02-06 01:07:43
    {{{VampireSquirrel}}} by treehugger2004-02-06 00:48:31
  Good morning m'dear! by treehugger2004-02-06 00:47:05
    *prod* 'Lo! by syren2004-02-06 00:53:45
      Waiting for that friday feeling by treehugger2004-02-06 00:55:38
        14 counting today, by syren2004-02-06 00:58:53
          Nothing at all! by treehugger2004-02-06 01:00:23
            Same really! by syren2004-02-06 01:11:12
    How about: "Un escargot à la canelle?" by SaleGamine2004-02-06 00:49:23
      What would that be exactly? by treehugger2004-02-06 00:52:18
        It's a spiral shaped pastry by SaleGamine2004-02-06 01:06:56
          Ah, no snails then. by treehugger2004-02-06 01:08:38
            Of course! by SaleGamine2004-02-06 01:15:44
              {{{SaleGamine}}} by treehugger2004-02-06 01:19:42
                Bon ap! by SaleGamine2004-02-06 01:25:08
                  Have fun ! by treehugger2004-02-06 01:32:54
                    Ohhhh thank you! by SaleGamine2004-02-06 02:06:27
  'Lo by syren2004-02-06 00:46:00
    {{{Syren}}} by treehugger2004-02-06 00:53:21
      *stares at choccy* by syren2004-02-06 00:54:37
        Let our other selves talk... by treehugger2004-02-06 00:57:05
          *nods and munches* (n/t) by syren2004-02-06 00:58:03
    I know how you feel by SaleGamine2004-02-06 00:48:04
      *Sips* by syren2004-02-06 00:52:01
        That's good. by SaleGamine2004-02-06 00:56:14
          I hope you get to go home early! by syren2004-02-06 00:57:30
            Yep, off to see my parents on Saturday by SaleGamine2004-02-06 01:10:10
              Lol by syren2004-02-06 01:37:29
                Not all that often these days by SaleGamine2004-02-06 02:05:57
                  heh! by syren2004-02-06 02:16:56
                    How far along is she? by SaleGamine2004-02-06 02:26:22
                      Shes 8 months gone so by syren2004-02-06 02:37:23
                        They sometimes say that. by SaleGamine2004-02-06 02:39:45
                          Lol! by syren2004-02-06 03:04:43
                            Me too neither! by SaleGamine2004-02-06 03:15:22
                              I have never had the maternal instinct by syren2004-02-06 04:15:14
                  *giggles* by treehugger2004-02-06 02:14:36
                    Terrible, terrible. by SaleGamine2004-02-06 02:23:23
  Morning by Bellator2004-02-06 00:44:38
    *Serves black as sin* by SaleGamine2004-02-06 00:46:26
Cellphone opinions by abaron2004-02-06 00:32:47
  I took the one the company gave me for free. (n/t) by evilsysadmin2004-02-06 10:28:50
  I selected from those when I bought mine. by defiler2004-02-06 04:48:58
  Well I wouldn't go in for anything that by SaleGamine2004-02-06 02:10:48
  Another question... by petrus2004-02-06 01:06:07
    Isn't Nokia 34sth without? by scissors2004-02-06 08:01:48
    Why the fuss over MMS? by harold2004-02-06 07:55:09
    Motorola V66 (n/t) by white_raven2004-02-06 03:33:47
    of course there is... by MarvellousMike2004-02-06 01:49:39
  If T68 is good by scissors2004-02-06 01:03:20
    Actually not many changes are needed. by abaron2004-02-06 01:07:40
      Getting it unlocked costs what? 40 Euros? by Spiff2004-02-06 02:15:17
  The only thing wrong with S55 is display. by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The only thing wrong with S55... by BrainBug2004-02-06 11:14:21
  Brand...? by Freakazoid2004-02-06 00:36:59
    Ericsson and Siemens I think. (n/t) by Khaar2004-02-06 00:38:43
      Correct. Ericsson T68 and Siemens S55 (n/t) by abaron2004-02-06 00:41:43
The UF Weekly photoschlock Contest! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
Oh, boy. by Khaar2004-02-06 00:27:00
  Don't reply, forward him his own reply<n/t> by retiqlum22004-02-06 00:31:57
    I think I'll just... by Khaar2004-02-06 00:48:25
      Life is full of choices, by retiqlum22004-02-06 00:57:29
        I did the brave thing many times before. by Khaar2004-02-06 06:32:11
          everything is risky... by Chronos12004-02-06 07:14:54
ATTN: tigermouse by retiqlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  BTW: tigermouse: don't be too dissapointed. by retiqlum22004-02-06 00:36:55
    If I'm lucky, I may make it by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
What happened to the 3-line song quotes thread? by Sim2004-02-06 00:16:45
ATTN: nix by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-06 00:15:51
  i hate u all obfuscators by stacato2004-02-06 00:54:37
    You have to run it really. by jayfarm2004-02-06 08:35:09
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-02-06 00:10:15
UFie Meet::Stuttgart, Germany by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
  March 6/7 is a deal. by ErniePi2004-02-06 01:22:36
    That sounds very good! by chrisP2004-02-06 09:47:31
  But a bunch of us will still go out for a pint.. by Apfel2004-02-06 00:13:46
    yes ofcourse. and MORE then just ONE pint :) by stacato2004-02-06 00:55:18
      Hey I still have to learn something! by Apfel2004-02-06 01:32:44
Hey Llyr... by j.butterfly2004-02-06 00:04:32
  Hey Llyr... by MajorG172004-02-06 04:05:41
    Zactly. by Llyr2004-02-06 06:42:58
Translations by Nea2004-02-06 00:01:02
  Esperanto by goulo2004-02-06 12:04:37
  Züritüütsch by saminz2004-02-06 04:11:19
  Dutch / Nederlands by vulpes inc2004-02-06 01:31:38
    <nitpick> ... by Medentic2004-02-06 03:58:20
      <nitpicking the nitpick> by buzzin2004-02-06 04:32:10
    das lang geleden by buzzin2004-02-06 03:35:17
      We've got a couple of them around by IByte2004-02-06 03:37:07
        I alwaiz rread ze german tranzlazion by Cokish2004-02-06 03:47:18
  Romansh / Rumantsch by crox2004-02-06 00:39:50
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-02-06 00:17:17
  German / Deutsch by diGriz2004-02-06 00:09:51
    Saarlännisch / Rheinfränkisch by lurker692004-02-06 04:37:59
    Na... by GreyCrow2004-02-06 03:28:03
      Nun, ich bin sicher, ... by tzwob2004-02-06 04:48:31
UF NetHack Server! by nethack2006-11-19 12:55:59
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-02-06 00:00:06
  Nirriti, the Black One by Zandermann2004-02-06 18:48:01
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Brilliantly lucky timing by jeff_uk2004-02-06 14:13:04
  My wife grew up liking geeks by kambrose2004-02-06 11:24:24
  Meeting the woman of my life... by BrainBug2004-02-06 11:06:24
  Highly by quilting_kitty2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Won two round-trip tickets to the Virgin Islands by dickh2004-02-06 08:24:44
  I checked the online "vocalist wanted" ads by niwikki2004-02-06 07:13:51
  The pilot decided to go the other way by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *points at LJ* by Llyr2004-02-06 06:43:46
  The day I was bored.. by singingsally2004-02-06 04:49:10
  I sat down while my laundry was washing... by McNutcase2004-02-06 04:29:44
    Awwwww! (n/t) by singingsally2004-02-06 04:47:28
  Three lucky things, actually... by Monitr72004-02-06 04:26:12
  That would be... by purplepineapple2004-02-06 04:09:40
    I bet the ex regrets it ;-) (n/t) by singingsally2004-02-06 04:48:22
      Heh. by purplepineapple2004-02-06 18:10:43
  My survival is lucky... by VCA2004-02-06 03:42:30
    Got me beat. =-) by Monitr72004-02-06 04:27:38
      Famous last words... by Naruki2004-02-06 06:44:22
        Yep. by Monitr72004-02-06 07:55:52
  born (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-06 03:29:02
  Definitely... by diGriz2004-02-06 02:30:25
  I don't know which is luckiest thing... by Electric Storm2004-02-06 01:47:05
    concur with 1,2 and 4 :) by jeff_uk2004-02-06 14:18:58
  Given a chance to do UF (n/t) by Illiad2004-02-06 01:28:05
    Not sure that's only luck by SaleGamine2004-02-06 02:30:21
  Meet my (now) wife by scissors2004-02-06 01:17:22
  Someone asked me to translate by SaleGamine2004-02-06 00:55:09
  Going into a spin by chichiwawa2004-02-06 00:54:05
  My friend won a trip to Hong Kong.. by VampireSquirrel2004-02-06 00:46:06
  Hm. That's... hmm... by Sim2004-02-06 00:38:36
  I found this place by Bellator2004-02-06 00:35:20
    And for me you my love :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-02-06 03:01:36
  That's hard to answer. by retiqlum22004-02-06 00:23:54
    Women... by michaelsoft2004-02-06 00:58:59
      The other way round... by Sojawurst2004-02-06 01:06:50
        Oh I do believe you. (n/t) by michaelsoft2004-02-06 01:14:30
  To keep on the trend by coffeeman2004-02-06 00:12:11
    The virus that brings lovers together. by Naruki2004-02-06 06:43:14
  Lucky? You decide by hieraco2004-02-06 00:11:51
    Definitely lucky by jeff_uk2004-02-06 14:01:29
    I wouldn't say it was lucky that it happened... by retiqlum22004-02-06 00:29:04
    I'd say so. (n/t) by coffeeman2004-02-06 00:13:37
  Luck has nothing to do with it. (n/t) by Khaar2004-02-06 00:11:16
  KS won a 7 day Alaska Cruise , and he asked me to by j.butterfly2004-02-06 00:09:22
  I couldn't find the party my friends were at by ToLazyToThink2004-02-06 00:05:27
    Wow! That is lucky. (n/t) by treehugger2004-02-06 00:37:01
      Yeah, he had TWO parties! by Naruki2004-02-06 06:48:06
        Come on... by Apfel2004-02-06 06:55:40
    Lucky @#$%... by retiqlum22004-02-06 00:25:23
      I think that would be valid syntax by kambrose2004-02-06 11:34:14
  I won an X-box, I guess thats lucky... by friareriner2004-02-06 00:01:47

 

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