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Cartoon for Feb 04, 2004
Strip for Feb 04, 2004
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Another UFie Idol question... by Kickstart2004-02-04 23:22:08
UFie Idol 2 apoligy by lord_dolphin2004-02-04 23:11:58
You're not going to believe this: by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:04:20
  i see them all the time around my house by trainee sketch2004-02-04 23:41:29
    RE: primate 1 - arachnid 0 by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:48:47
  Anyone know how I can have it checked out?<n/t> by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:33:13
    Try a vet's office, or perhaps pest control? (n/t) by romandas2004-02-05 00:16:34
  Well if it... by Apfel2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Number 4! <n/t> by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:32:46
  Probably ..:P by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Well, by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:21:52
      dont worry about it :P by DragonLady2004-02-04 23:39:15
  Probably. by VampireSquirrel2004-02-04 23:11:23
  Do you have the corpse? :) by romandas2004-02-04 23:10:01
    The belly is pretty much flat. by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:17:19
      When that small by Kickstart2004-02-04 23:23:45
        You and me both, brother!<n/t> by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:31:49
          So..when the next one decends... by VampireSquirrel2004-02-04 23:37:00
            If I see another one, I am... by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:40:49
              Aww, they aren't that bad.. by romandas2004-02-04 23:47:32
                *twitches* by VampireSquirrel2004-02-04 23:50:58
Whoa, big sense of responsibility here by SnappingTurtle2004-02-04 22:18:32
  of course, his girl has no say in the matter :P by DragonLady2004-02-04 23:27:07
    Actually, that could be worse for him. by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:35:30
  Tell him to think about it. by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:05:54
  Break out the clue bat! by schwing12004-02-04 22:20:37
w00t!!! by schwing12004-02-04 22:04:15
  Cool! by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:08:54
Geek insults by Kickstart2004-02-04 22:00:48
  He's running a first edition Pentium chip.<n/t> by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:13:11
    You're logic is as flawed as the by VampireSquirrel2004-02-04 23:30:21
      Replace head and reboot. <n/t> by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:36:42
  The modem's connected... by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:12:29
  Someone said hands up if you want sex by Kickstart2004-02-04 22:37:38
  You're obso-1337 (n/t) by Kickstart2004-02-04 22:25:09
  Another by Kickstart2004-02-04 22:13:21
    Someone's clock speed's running off the city bus. (n/t) by tnglives2004-02-04 22:20:05
    Too bad your idea of sex by gaygeek2004-02-04 22:17:34
  Where's my white noise filter when I need it? (n/t) by romandas2004-02-04 22:12:50
Aaaah! Slashdot is down! by nix2004-02-04 22:00:21
  I see it... by Lord Jester2004-02-04 22:10:14
  You mean it was slashdotted? :-) (n/t) by romandas2004-02-04 22:03:32
awwe freakin crap by trainee sketch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If they work for Microsoft by schwing12004-02-04 21:59:34
    They'ed be sued ;) by VampireSquirrel2004-02-04 22:17:38
  It's not cool. by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-04 21:53:18
    *shrug* is it any worse by DragonLady2004-02-04 22:02:57
I'm designing a new cult recipe by Kickstart2004-02-04 21:38:12
  It would be much easier... by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-04 21:43:58
    Yeah, but that's illegal in most countries (n/t) by Kickstart2004-02-04 21:46:21
      is it? by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-04 21:48:24
  *giggle* by VampireSquirrel2004-02-04 21:39:51
    Next you're going to tell me... by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:29:28
      *nope* by VampireSquirrel2004-02-04 23:32:17
        I have no desire... by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:39:07
          Ohhh! Can I help? by VampireSquirrel2004-02-04 23:49:44
            NO! by retiqlum22004-02-04 23:54:18
              Silly. You're not the one asking for help. by VampireSquirrel2004-02-05 00:03:56
W:ET players by techi8702004-02-04 21:35:52
Owch. I think my brain just exploded. by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-04 20:54:40
  I cannot believe you only just heard that :P by DragonLady2004-02-04 22:08:37
  Your own fault for playing it so loud :-P (n/t) by kahuana2004-02-04 21:44:22
    It's not the loudness. by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-04 21:54:44
Advertising, gone horribly wrong. by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 20:35:31
  They look like rats! by schwing12004-02-04 22:36:47
  They are called the Spongmonkeys. by Llyr2004-02-04 21:20:37
    urk ....:P by DragonLady2004-02-04 22:13:19
  I on the other hand... by coffeeman2004-02-04 21:16:56
  what u dont like da moon? by texteditor2004-02-04 21:11:26
EVIL OUTSOURCERS! by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The other side .. by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  We DO still need to string the CEOs up by their by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
    LART* Are you a communist? by Slamlander2004-02-04 22:43:29
      Excuse me, did you read the article? by Dazed2004-02-04 22:55:09
        I wasn't talking about the article. by Slamlander2004-02-04 23:25:44
          and what about the people in Alabama by jedikahuna2004-02-05 20:41:19
    Agreed, but not over the offshoring per se by DaNutBall2004-02-04 20:15:15
    And on that note, I'm off to slumberland by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 20:14:40
Sorry to bother the UFie Idol officials again, but by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
  how else can we spell it out for you? by niwikki2004-02-04 20:36:05
    Not really. by VampireSquirrel2004-02-04 21:29:10
      reminder of the registration steps: by niwikki2004-02-04 21:42:13
        I think I have the one rule covered ;) by VampireSquirrel2004-02-04 21:47:14
          as mentioned before by niwikki2004-02-04 21:55:10
            I just don't see the point of all the secrecy. by VampireSquirrel2004-02-04 22:03:52
              my understanding is it IS posted by niwikki2004-02-04 22:20:22
                *shrug* I'm not worried about it. by VampireSquirrel2004-02-04 22:38:04
                  {{{VampireSquirrel}}} by niwikki2004-02-04 23:01:47
                    *eeeep* *hugs Niwikki lot!!* by VampireSquirrel2004-02-04 23:04:09
i corrupted a master sergeant today :D by trainee sketch2004-02-04 19:37:05
  Hey Matt! by DragonLady2004-02-04 19:40:49
    its doing alrightish by trainee sketch2004-02-04 19:52:13
      not bad, not bad at all:) by DragonLady2004-02-04 19:57:02
        the 319th is by trainee sketch2004-02-04 20:12:42
          hmmm .. looks like it could be by DragonLady2004-02-04 23:03:10
      What School? (n/t) by miathet2004-02-04 19:55:28
        tech school, for my air force job by trainee sketch2004-02-04 19:56:51
          If you get to Nellis AFB in Nevada by schwing12004-02-04 22:01:44
            i will make sure everyone knows where i wind up by trainee sketch2004-02-04 23:44:03
          I was asking job classification (n/t) by miathet2004-02-04 19:57:41
            ah, oops by trainee sketch2004-02-04 20:03:57
              Just Curious I spent by miathet2004-02-04 20:08:04
                AHH! A TI! sirtraineelynchreportsasordered! (n/t) by trainee sketch2004-02-04 20:15:29
                  Good Night, have fun and remember by miathet2004-02-04 20:19:10
                He won't be washing planes by DesertRat662004-02-04 20:10:58
                  In Hi, Guam and Japan it doesn't by miathet2004-02-04 20:13:47
              IIRC your first stop is by DesertRat662004-02-04 20:06:39
                i dont even stop cause i'll be there already by trainee sketch2004-02-04 20:17:28
                  You'll like Sheppard AFB by Dad2TZK2004-02-04 20:50:09
                    yeah, ive seen pda park by trainee sketch2004-02-04 21:08:14
Canadian politics by Kickstart2004-02-04 19:31:35
  The lady running for the by Celticess2004-02-04 22:02:54
    You need to read up on her by Kickstart2004-02-04 22:04:50
  Wah? There's more Canada west of here? by Myke2004-02-04 20:36:47
  I hear Howard Dean is looking for a job by DesertRat662004-02-04 20:03:43
  Well, I do admire the Liberals' platform of... by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-04 19:42:13
    I suspect the NDP would run the country the same by kahuana2004-02-04 20:09:44
    Agreed by gaygeek2004-02-04 20:01:43
      Republicans? *dodges Canadian LARTs* (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-02-04 21:04:36
        Actually, by gaygeek2004-02-04 21:08:54
          Well, they just unceremoniously booted by nix2004-02-04 21:54:11
            I voted Green in the Ontario provincial election. by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-04 21:57:41
              I have no idea who I'll vote for by gaygeek2004-02-04 22:15:40
          Agreed from what I know of the CRAP (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-02-04 21:17:00
Scooter Girl had to go home by crash_2004-02-04 18:48:08
  Aw, crud. <SPOILER> by gaygeek2004-02-04 21:29:32
  SPOILER ALERTS PLEASE!!!!! by packet-rat2004-02-04 18:50:24
    Oops, sorry about that :-( (n/t) by crash_2004-02-04 19:22:49
    Oh, that's what she's on about. by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-04 18:54:14
Save the Goldfish! by rapido752006-11-19 12:55:59
  14169 (n/t) by icebalm2004-02-04 18:46:02
  10989 by bwkaz2004-02-04 18:33:23
    Puts my 714 to shame :) (n/t) by radiowave9112004-02-04 18:37:13
      What can I say? I'm bored. (n/t) by bwkaz2004-02-04 18:39:46
What is FYOS? (n/t) by jedikahuna2004-02-04 18:06:23
  Check you friendly neighborhood FAQ by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
    T/Y by jedikahuna2004-02-04 18:32:40
SDP for hardware knowledge - building a computer by pk23172006-11-19 12:23:33
Interesting...Guatanamo nationalities revealed by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Is anyone having problems w/weebls-stuff? by HobsonsChoice2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yeah, keep meaning to send them to Reddy by SnappingTurtle2004-02-04 19:37:24
  Loaded fine for me....... (n/t) by radiowave9112004-02-04 17:51:11
    Hmm...carp! K, thanks.(n/t) by HobsonsChoice2004-02-04 18:14:50
W:ET? I'm headed there now by techi8702004-02-04 16:51:37
  I'll be there shortly for my flying lesson (n/t) by demonhedge2004-02-04 16:55:17
google battle by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What's a google key? by Scirocco2004-02-04 17:31:37
    you can use any terms in it :) by Celticess2004-02-04 22:00:08
    Google key by SnappingTurtle2004-02-04 20:03:47
I am having far too much fun by Llyr2004-02-04 16:17:35
  If you two are making the acceptance this complex, by tnglives2004-02-04 17:56:21
    ssh. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 21:17:38
      Another step?!? by tnglives2004-02-04 21:48:09
  No you're not by Pic2004-02-04 16:20:21
    Oh, naturally. by Llyr2004-02-04 16:29:57
      That's a good UFie by Pic2004-02-04 16:35:42
        Naturally. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 16:39:55
ATTN: fx by alter3d2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hmmm... by fx2004-02-04 20:35:12
UFie Idol by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
OSWUT - Official Sleep Well Ufies Thread by UnFair2004-02-04 16:02:49
  01.55am it's been a long day... gn (n/t) by Lady-Luna2004-02-04 17:54:00
  00:05... by McNutcase2004-02-04 16:05:56
    Hmmm by Reddy2004-02-04 16:07:09
  sweet dreams (n/t) by Reddy2004-02-04 16:04:16
  0:05 am, good night everyone! (n/t) by UnFair2004-02-04 16:03:54
    Ups: 1:05 not 0:05, I'm too tired to read my watch (n/t) by UnFair2004-02-04 16:12:45
"Love's the funeral of hearts: by LionsPhil2004-02-04 15:33:47
  or the phoenix of it rising from the ashes reborn (n/t) by Celticess2004-02-04 16:25:38
Get thee onto thine W:ET server by MajorG172004-02-04 15:26:09
  maybe later by Egaeus2004-02-04 16:18:40
  Me I think by Pic2004-02-04 15:32:23
    Actually... by MajorG172004-02-04 15:43:58
Long phone calls by Pic2004-02-04 15:22:30
  all day once. (n/t) by Nightwind2004-02-04 23:11:37
  I've done 8+ hours on ICQ with one person. by Arcanum2004-02-04 18:28:13
  Oh, yes. by vetitice2004-02-04 16:56:18
  I once spent 7.5 hours on hold by JPaganel2004-02-04 16:26:40
  just over 12hrs once by tegan2004-02-04 16:24:14
  was once on the phone 8 hours with a SO by AshyRaine2004-02-04 15:58:29
    Yeah by Pic2004-02-04 16:00:00
      mhm...too bad the good guys around here by AshyRaine2004-02-04 16:27:21
        Well, if you were closer, i'd bake you cookies :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-04 16:49:25
          danke :) (n/t) by AshyRaine2004-02-04 16:50:45
            The nice, large, moist oatmeal raisin ones! (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-04 16:51:42
  My longest phone call was 4 hours by Reddy2004-02-04 15:53:11
    So was this one by Pic2004-02-04 15:55:42
      yep (n/t) by Reddy2004-02-04 15:56:53
  Sadly, not happy phonecalls by subbywan2004-02-04 15:52:04
    8 hour work call. by Pic2004-02-04 15:53:38
      Provides much time for browing UF :) by subbywan2004-02-04 16:25:33
  I was once on the phone 8 hours by j.butterfly2004-02-04 15:26:23
    awww {{{Jbutterfly}}} (n/t) by Reddy2004-02-04 15:54:49
      Thanks. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-04 17:43:30
    {{{j.butterfly}}} by Pic2004-02-04 15:33:21
      Thanks, I do. He had a good heart. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-02-04 17:42:27
  The executives at your phone company by LionsPhil2004-02-04 15:24:01
    OneTel plus Orange cellphone by vetitice2004-02-04 16:59:21
    Yup by Pic2004-02-04 15:30:09
      It could be worse! by abaron2004-02-04 15:53:40
        Cripes! by Pic2004-02-04 15:57:18
          Essentially that is the full price. by abaron2004-02-04 15:59:20
            I see by Pic2004-02-04 16:01:17
              I agree by abaron2004-02-04 16:11:52
Attn: McNutcase by oot2004-02-04 15:16:20
Um. Dumb(ish) Question by mortaine2004-02-04 15:10:01
  Way down at the bottom. by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
    Huhm.... by mortaine2004-02-04 15:16:19
      Only for your UF account by IByte2004-02-04 17:47:49
      Just post the translation like any regular post by UnFair2004-02-04 15:42:37
      I've enver seen anything like that. by MajorG172004-02-04 15:17:24
        Okay, thanks. (n/t) by mortaine2004-02-04 15:19:48
        s/enver/never (n/t) by MajorG172004-02-04 15:17:44
The totally drunk post by astreius2004-02-04 15:04:18
  Ged Nate? (n/t) by rapido752004-02-04 16:31:48
  This must be the going trend these days... by j.butterfly2004-02-04 15:27:05
Help! Frontpage extensions on Apache? by LurkerMo2004-02-04 14:56:22
Technologies that will not die by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Tape and Tubes by rapido752004-02-04 15:57:18
  Rotary phones by evilsysadmin2004-02-04 15:00:16
    My dad dug one up recently by julius.apweiler2004-02-04 23:55:13
    i still own one by joecrouse2004-02-04 15:53:09
      "Normal" tone dial phones do as well. by Tomo2004-02-04 16:37:50
        I agree! by Pic2004-02-04 16:57:29
    That's so SAD! by mortaine2004-02-04 15:27:17
      Ever call "rotary-style" without dialing? by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 15:43:30
        Managed it once or twice... by vetitice2004-02-04 17:02:30
  Peroxide (n/t) by kahuana2004-02-04 14:36:22
  Pagers by TheGM2004-02-04 14:34:06
    My Cell by evilsysadmin2004-02-04 14:58:22
      pagers work where cell phones don't by dire_lobo2004-02-04 15:42:22
        heh.. and MY cell phone is so old it doesn't even by dire_lobo2004-02-04 15:43:07
          That sounds vaguely naughty by tigermouse2004-02-04 16:07:08
      And if you can't email? by TheGM2004-02-04 15:03:18
    Not for Hospitals. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-04 14:34:49
  OT by Celticess2004-02-04 14:19:57
Any UF Idol officials around? by Pic2004-02-04 14:11:32
  OK, taken care of by Pic2004-02-04 14:35:52
You should check out KS's by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ATTN: KS by krisguy2004-02-04 16:14:40
    I don't use windowmaker by Kickstart2004-02-04 17:16:19
      I'm not going to work on it tonight,..... by krisguy2004-02-04 18:11:21
  that's great! (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-02-04 15:36:18
  Niiiiice! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-04 13:30:59
There is license plate out front by Kickstart2004-02-04 13:20:28
  OOP ACK ORP AH AH! (n/t) by Glytch782004-02-04 14:06:30
    EEP OP ORK AH-AH! by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 16:08:43
      Jet Screamer has left the building? (n/t) by tigermouse2004-02-04 16:19:24
  Or a Bloom County fan? (n/t) by Nea2004-02-04 13:39:51
    Which one is "AKK THP" ? (n/t) by kahuana2004-02-04 14:35:25
ONQ for ppp : Coupling by TheRaven2004-02-04 13:06:29
  Jeff makes that show. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-04 14:22:52
    Robert Coyle, who plays Jeff... by rapido752004-02-04 22:10:33
      Oops, his name is actually 'Richard Coyle' (n/t) by rapido752004-02-04 22:12:41
    I'm kinda partial to Susan myself :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-04 14:30:34
  More quotes from Coupling... by rapido752006-11-19 12:55:59
  More excellent quotes from Coupling: by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
Shocking statement by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  He's right. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 14:41:52
  geez by Celticess2004-02-04 13:40:09
    He's refering to drawing in general by SnappingTurtle2004-02-04 14:56:37
      Oh it doesn't say that on it by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Drawing outside the lines may produce fine art, by UnFair2004-02-04 13:22:02
ATTN Lord Dolphin by AshyRaine2004-02-04 13:03:53
  you will be missed!! by lord_dolphin2004-02-04 17:07:42
    thanks :) by AshyRaine2004-02-04 20:07:48
The first *official* UFie Idol submission is in! by particle_canine2004-02-04 12:40:17
  Been to the site, by demonhedge2004-02-04 13:22:18
    The registration process... by particle_canine2004-02-04 13:27:49
      See thats always my problem by demonhedge2004-02-04 13:30:46
        as soon as I get home I'll set you up by lord_dolphin2004-02-04 17:09:28
  Where do we go to listen? (n/t) by techi8702004-02-04 12:55:37
    Instructions !!!! by particle_canine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) by particle_canine2004-02-04 12:43:03
    :P by Nickface2004-02-04 12:46:07
      But, but.... by particle_canine2004-02-04 12:53:28
        Regardless by Nickface2004-02-04 14:39:56
Calling all /bin/sh shell devs & perl gurus... by asayogure2004-02-04 12:38:08
  It gets weirder... by asayogure2004-02-04 13:10:30
    in shell scripts, use absolute paths by DarthSane2004-02-04 13:14:03
      RE: in shell scripts, use absolute paths by asayogure2004-02-04 13:25:04
        chroot enviroment by Pic2004-02-04 14:40:26
          RE: chroot enviroment by asayogure2004-02-04 15:19:37
            Oops. =) by Pic2004-02-04 15:24:32
              RE: Oops. =) by asayogure2004-02-05 14:33:34
        that means one of the directories by DarthSane2004-02-04 13:27:29
        heh ... oops by asayogure2004-02-04 13:27:11
  Stuck in the past? by SnappingTurtle2004-02-04 13:07:43
    RE: Stuck in the past? by asayogure2004-02-04 13:16:35
  location of the shell script by varikin2004-02-04 12:46:50
    RE: location of the shell script by asayogure2004-02-04 12:50:10
  Setuid on the shell script by DarthSane2004-02-04 12:42:20
    RE: Setuid on the shell script by asayogure2004-02-04 12:45:36
      try setuid on the perlscript by DarthSane2004-02-04 12:48:00
        RE: try setuid on the perlscript by asayogure2004-02-04 12:51:46
          ps -aux | grep httpd by DarthSane2004-02-04 12:57:08
            permission tree? by asayogure2004-02-04 13:06:09
            RE: ps -aux | grep httpd by asayogure2004-02-04 13:02:12
              ok, who is id 4? by DarthSane2004-02-04 13:10:49
                RE: ps -aux | grep httpd by asayogure2004-02-04 13:20:38
                  ok by DarthSane2004-02-04 13:24:11
                    WHOO HOO HOO HOOOOOOO!!!!! by asayogure2004-02-04 13:31:34
                      My Spouse has a dim view of any by DarthSane2004-02-04 13:33:24
                        re: My Spouse has a dim view of any by asayogure2004-02-04 13:36:07
                    RE: ok by asayogure2004-02-04 13:27:44
And the boob accident in Europe... by Cokish2004-02-04 12:36:06
  Big still picture on the 8 o'clock news by IByte2004-02-04 17:55:09
  did they show the closeup? by Celticess2004-02-04 13:44:10
  I liked the danish news by Spisefisken2004-02-04 13:30:14
  europe wants to know what our problem is by tegan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Should ARS have new FYOS categories? by justwanderin2004-02-04 13:26:33
      FYOS(NL/dutch) by Cokish2004-02-04 13:53:45
        In that case... by Animefreak2004-02-04 14:00:47
          I whole-heartedly agree (n/t) by justwanderin2004-02-04 16:36:52
  So how's the euro boob shuriken market today? (n/t) by tigermouse2004-02-04 12:44:01
    Balooning. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 12:52:37
      Meh by theanomaly2004-02-04 13:00:59
  What? Nobody complained? by Naruki2004-02-04 12:40:10
    Fake? What you say? by theanomaly2004-02-04 13:03:03
    You're not hyper enough. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 12:44:13
      I don't like Jolt Cola. by Naruki2004-02-04 12:48:13
        could it be ,,, by Dad2TZK2004-02-04 14:25:09
          Nah, I think that came from firing her rifle by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 15:44:41
        Fine. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 12:53:25
  Having seen Prime Time television in Europe by DesertRat662004-02-04 12:38:24
    And after midnight... by Cokish2004-02-04 12:59:49
SCO's Chief Executive denied Phone Service by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ZDNet was in on it! by Avium2004-02-04 12:39:34
    {{{Avium}}} by Reddy2004-02-04 15:56:09
    Happy Birthday :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-02-04 13:52:22
    You too? Happy b-day (n/t) by cristobal2004-02-04 12:50:17
    Happy Birthday! (n/t) by Nea2004-02-04 12:47:31
    Happy Birthday! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-04 12:45:31
    Happy Birthday! (n/t) by dire_lobo2004-02-04 12:44:14
  Heh, notice... by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 12:34:47
    Oh, and in case that post questions my position... by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 12:38:32
  Ridiculous!!! by DesertRat662004-02-04 12:30:05
    Remember this though: He *IS* a CEO by subbywan2004-02-04 14:55:16
    I agree with both of you by FireballMatt2004-02-04 12:32:44
      Indeed. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-04 12:34:27
    Oh, probably. by Illiad2004-02-04 12:31:48
      unimpressed by a slashdotter? :) (n/t) by tegan2004-02-04 13:16:45
      Agreed by DesertRat662004-02-04 12:32:54
No, I won't give tacit approval to your smoking by SnappingTurtle2004-02-04 12:17:24
  Drinking leads irrevocably to death. by Naruki2004-02-04 17:26:56
    *mutter mutter mutter* Power outages! by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 19:28:14
      Tales of mass healings in the news tomorrow? by kahuana2004-02-04 20:15:27
  Right. So you irritate them, and they refuse to by adiplomat2004-02-04 15:53:30
    Excellent point. by JPaganel2004-02-04 16:13:03
      my .02$ by jedikahuna2004-02-04 18:36:42
  I know people who act that way. by retiqlum22004-02-04 15:33:37
    Nope. by BloodyViking2004-02-04 15:44:39
    Boy, are you stupid. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 15:43:40
  Here's one solution by Kickstart2004-02-04 14:01:41
    That is no less irritating. by JPaganel2004-02-04 14:10:41
      Sorry. "if it does work", not dies... (n/t) by JPaganel2004-02-04 14:11:58
        Quite an appropriate typo there... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 16:02:30
  Well I just refuse to lend people money for it by Spisefisken2004-02-04 13:52:58
  attn: SnappingTurtle by FireballMatt2004-02-04 12:23:24
    You've lost that pussy already? by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 12:31:06
      post from yesterday on LJ with the details by FireballMatt2004-02-04 12:34:52
        I don't let my cats out on my patio or by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 12:40:06
          cat counting by Nightwind2004-02-04 23:08:24
          This is the advantage by LionsPhil2004-02-04 12:47:31
            well Dunkin' was a stray to begin with by FireballMatt2004-02-04 13:01:04
              Here's to hopin'. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 13:03:49
                You kidding? He turned bad... by Naruki2004-02-04 13:06:44
                  hrm...that would explain why he always by FireballMatt2004-02-04 13:12:42
      SnappingTurtle tries n ot to stutter... by SnappingTurtle2004-02-04 12:32:20
  old saying by dire_lobo2004-02-04 12:23:01
    That should be... by dire_lobo2004-02-04 12:25:43
  That is rude and presumptious. by JPaganel2004-02-04 12:22:15
    "Friend." by Ravenlock2004-02-04 15:53:40
    No, I agree with him by FireballMatt2004-02-04 12:30:19
      This is not what he is talking about. by JPaganel2004-02-04 13:21:28
        Why should they tell him? by BloodyViking2004-02-04 14:22:26
          Beacuse it is natural for people to by JPaganel2004-02-04 14:28:35
            I don't much care what they do, by BloodyViking2004-02-04 14:33:24
        except possibly one by Celticess2004-02-04 13:33:14
          So he's doing it for their own good? by JPaganel2004-02-04 13:38:10
            Wrong. by BloodyViking2004-02-04 14:41:11
              It's more of an "excuse me, I'm going to have a by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 14:49:10
                Not infrequently. by BloodyViking2004-02-04 14:59:10
                Yes, by LionsPhil2004-02-04 14:51:54
                I would thank them by tigermouse2004-02-04 14:50:47
                  I won't tell you I'm going to get coffee so if you by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 14:54:40
                    I don't Want people looking for me in the toilet. by BloodyViking2004-02-04 15:04:32
                      You must be pretty small by tigermouse2004-02-04 15:06:09
                        I said I didn't want them looking for me there, by BloodyViking2004-02-04 15:11:04
                          I dunno, but you got me wondering... by tigermouse2004-02-04 15:27:16
                    *poke poke poke* by tigermouse2004-02-04 14:59:34
            well by Celticess2004-02-04 13:50:13
      Never been a pain for me. Don't smoke around non- by dire_lobo2004-02-04 12:39:18
    *thwacks JPaganel upside the head* by LionsPhil2004-02-04 12:27:10
      Which is still wrong. THEIR health by JPaganel2004-02-04 13:26:32
        Of course it's their choice by TheGM2004-02-04 14:29:05
          Bad analogy. by JPaganel2004-02-04 14:31:06
            Yes. by TheGM2004-02-04 14:36:01
              In fact, yes I overstepped the line by TheGM2004-02-04 14:52:31
                You were extremely lucky on several counts. by JPaganel2004-02-04 18:14:25
        By all means by Ston2004-02-04 13:57:03
          Slavery? by JPaganel2004-02-04 14:07:45
It's eight-o-clock. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 12:09:18
  I don't care - they have an 11 o'clock curfew... by dire_lobo2004-02-04 12:24:40
  *BURP* by DesertRat662004-02-04 12:12:21
So near yet so far ... by cristobal2006-11-19 12:55:59
  and they wonder why people don't like them... by dire_lobo2004-02-04 12:30:21
  I was going to ask just how he got 3 by Naruki2004-02-04 12:05:58
    They sound like mythical beasts by tigermouse2004-02-04 12:11:38
I just geeked out by TrogL2004-02-04 11:39:06
  What we need is someone to make by delltech2004-02-04 13:30:06
    that can't be healthy with what they coat them by Celticess2004-02-04 13:51:33
      You are right,the chemicals in the by delltech2004-02-04 13:58:31
  ewww I hope you cleaned it first by Celticess2004-02-04 12:34:45
    Ok I found to deal with annoying neighbourhood bot by Celticess2004-02-04 12:53:20
  Not one of those double by miathet2004-02-04 12:13:22
  Why'd you do that? by Glytch782004-02-04 12:04:37
  It's good people can geek out a living in IT (n/t) by kahuana2004-02-04 11:57:38
no trespassing by DarthSane2004-02-04 11:33:27
  *adds sign* by c51L2006-11-19 12:55:59
    403 Forbidden? by DarthSane2004-02-04 12:18:07
      Seems to have a referer check by c51L2004-02-04 12:21:40
  *sneaks in* by DesertRat662004-02-04 12:10:47
    If I hadn't already been splated by by DarthSane2004-02-04 12:12:52
      Well darn by DesertRat662004-02-04 12:22:04
        Yoohoo! Oxycontin! Lorcet! by tigermouse2004-02-04 12:27:52
          They're limbots not clones! you know by DesertRat662004-02-04 12:31:45
            Yeah, yeah by tigermouse2004-02-04 12:35:53
        Palpatine for President! by DarthSane2004-02-04 12:27:01
          He's a wuss by DesertRat662004-02-04 12:36:56
            I can't be the only one by tigermouse2004-02-04 12:41:28
            I'll go for that by DarthSane2004-02-04 12:39:26
  loiter loiter loiter by kahuana2004-02-04 11:52:34
    *force throws kahuana into by DarthSane2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *hovers overhead in Orca Fighter* by LionsPhil2004-02-04 11:48:23
    *dispatches two squadrons of TIE Fighters by DarthSane2004-02-04 11:50:05
      Sends fleet of Negh'var class warbirds by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 12:22:07
        Negh'var class warbirds get intercepted by DarthSane2004-02-04 12:25:05
          ISD Fleet gets assimilated by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 12:27:52
            Not likely by DarthSane2004-02-04 12:30:30
              They're the Borg. They'll adapt. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 12:56:13
                Funny by DarthSane2004-02-04 12:59:12
                  Physical attacks are irrelevant. by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 13:17:41
                    and she was detroyed by room temperature plasma by DarthSane2004-02-04 13:22:03
                    Hahahaha. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 13:20:13
      Pah. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 11:59:06
        *uses the force to disable by DarthSane2004-02-04 12:03:03
          *uses chronosphere to warp out to by LionsPhil2004-02-04 12:05:55
            ouch by DarthSane2004-02-04 12:11:42
          *reverses poles on force* (n/t) by tigermouse2004-02-04 12:04:48
  *Puts on BIG boots* Galosh galosh galosh ... (n/t) by UnFair2004-02-04 11:41:34
    Sweeps lightsabre blade across UnFair's knees. by DarthSane2004-02-04 11:43:44
      * bleeds all over your thread * (n/t) by UnFair2004-02-04 11:46:49
        Do I look American to you? by DarthSane2004-02-04 11:48:54
          It's not the looks but the attitude by UnFair2004-02-04 12:03:58
            Accusations of an American attitude from by DarthSane2004-02-04 12:20:27
              The "american attidute" is build up by the media by UnFair2004-02-04 14:23:57
                So if we live by what Hollywood tells us, by JPaganel2004-02-04 14:35:11
                  No, you must compare germans to characters in by UnFair2004-02-04 15:20:33
            Oh, forgot the real estate agents by UnFair2004-02-04 12:16:22
              Oh, are you ever sheltered. by DarthSane2004-02-04 12:23:04
                Yes, since most weapons here are registerd by UnFair2004-02-04 12:58:28
                  I've been shot at in Frankfurt as well by DarthSane2004-02-04 13:05:36
                    Of course I can and do distinguish between real by UnFair2004-02-04 13:55:56
                      Anywhere but USA? by JPaganel2004-02-04 14:26:20
                        Blame it on the media. The USA is the only by UnFair2004-02-04 15:15:49
                          Actually, not that many people get shot by JPaganel2004-02-04 16:47:13
                    What makes you think by LionsPhil2004-02-04 13:08:13
                      That would be why I don't have a by DarthSane2004-02-04 13:12:18
                        Nope. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 13:16:14
                          No, but you responded with violence by DarthSane2004-02-04 13:20:43
                            Violence in self defence. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 14:37:36
  Do what my brother does: by subbywan2004-02-04 11:41:33
  As if by PathOGene2004-02-04 11:38:55
  Sets up artillery well outside the fence by Kickstart2004-02-04 11:38:26
    kneels in the sand by gaygeek2004-02-04 11:58:12
    Feeds Kickstart's location into by DarthSane2004-02-04 11:42:16
  no trepanning by toxin2004-02-04 11:37:37
    I'm amazed at the number of closed minds by DarthSane2004-02-04 11:40:01
    Trepanning doesn't make you broad-minded by tigermouse2004-02-04 11:39:21
      You say that like it's a bad thing by DarthSane2004-02-04 11:44:29
  *traipse* *traipse* *traipse* *traipse* *traipse* by JPaganel2004-02-04 11:34:56
    *Ignites Lightsabre by DarthSane2004-02-04 11:37:35
    Get back to work you! (n/t) by Glytch782004-02-04 11:36:48
      How am I supposed to do that? by JPaganel2004-02-04 11:41:25
        eh? wtf are you talking about? by Glytch782004-02-04 11:44:03
          I noticed. by JPaganel2004-02-04 11:48:35
            Read the time stamp. by Glytch782004-02-04 11:56:04
Question about a Dell laptop and batrecal.exe by Lady-Luna2004-02-04 11:19:24
ET anyone? by TheyMustBIdiots2004-02-04 10:45:30
  Chemistry exam tomorrow by DaNutBall2004-02-04 12:08:49
    Good luck! (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-04 14:39:16
    Nothing to be sorry about by DesertRat662004-02-04 12:13:48
  Phone home? (n/t) by adiplomat2004-02-04 11:12:35
  Not while I'm at work :( (n/t) by techi8702004-02-04 11:06:37
    same :( (n/t) by MajorG172004-02-04 11:24:31
    ..........................school :( (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 11:18:49
  Was thinking about it. by Yaeger2004-02-04 10:48:25
    I find JunkPhreak is alright. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-02-04 10:49:52
      Yesterday I got the chance by Yaeger2004-02-04 10:54:02
        That's what shows up on the search. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-02-04 10:57:30
        There's a King objective, now? by Naruki2004-02-04 10:56:59
          'scuse me ? by Yaeger2004-02-04 11:12:30
            Your post said "CROWN control"... :) (n/t) by Scirocco2004-02-04 11:18:32
              Ah.... Yes.... by Yaeger2004-02-04 11:24:08
                Dude, I guess... by Llyr2004-02-04 11:28:55
                  The problem isn't where by Yaeger2004-02-04 11:35:22
                    All over the walls. by Naruki2004-02-04 12:06:38
                      Give me an electronic brain, by Yaeger2004-02-04 12:14:54
                It's all that playing. by Naruki2004-02-04 11:28:49
                  Since when do you have problems going prone in a h by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 12:05:20
              Which, obviously, by LionsPhil2004-02-04 11:19:33
Is ARS clogged up again? by LionsPhil2004-02-04 10:37:50
  My connection is occasionally wicked slow today (n/t) by tigermouse2004-02-04 10:56:58
  What happened to the games ad? by Dazed2004-02-04 10:47:50
    Cheap@$$ Games. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 10:57:49
      Two weeks, even. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 11:44:39
      Illiad, any word on the results they got? by Kickstart2004-02-04 11:39:58
        Yep yep by Illiad2004-02-04 11:57:11
          Good. I finally got around to buying from them by Kickstart2004-02-04 12:07:36
  <aol>Me Too!</aol> (n/t) by radiowave9112004-02-04 10:43:00
  Really? No problem here. (n/t) by Illiad2004-02-04 10:42:10
    Yeah. It's intermittent. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 11:00:28
      Yep... by Illiad2004-02-04 11:56:13
    Odd, it JUST cleared up. (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 10:42:51
  Yeah, I believe efnet is having issues again (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 10:40:59
  Yeah, I'm getting that too. (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2004-02-04 10:40:41
I have found the most annoying HTML tag ever! by ChuckAB2004-02-04 10:28:02
  A Complete Guide to MARQUEE by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    AGH! THAT RENDERED IN OPERA! by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Hm, ok, how about... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Oops, try again: by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
          The following work in Opera 7.22: by LionsPhil2004-02-04 14:50:16
          label? by Didactylos2004-02-04 12:51:05
            Indeed. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 14:50:50
              Yes supported by IE by SnappingTurtle2004-02-04 14:58:06
      and in Firebird *whimper* (n/t) by rottweiler2004-02-04 12:11:17
        Aahh! Retreat! Retreat! by Irrelevant2004-02-04 12:19:56
  It's also an IE-specific proprietary addition. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 10:29:48
    It is my w*** network. by ChuckAB2004-02-04 10:41:53
*points at LJ* (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 09:57:32
  Bwahahaha! by TheyMustBIdiots2004-02-04 10:32:02
    Thanks ^^ by Llyr2004-02-04 10:32:57
      Right, right, I got that. by TheyMustBIdiots2004-02-04 10:39:47
        ^^ by Llyr2004-02-04 10:41:50
          No, but he was unreceptive to questions by TheyMustBIdiots2004-02-04 10:43:13
            I see. by Llyr2004-02-04 11:16:42
              ...said the blind man. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 11:25:10
                ... to the deaf woman. (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 11:27:06
                  ...as he took his armless son by the hand. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 11:44:06
  *points at the moon* by LionsPhil2004-02-04 10:04:00
    *points at the dish who ran with the spoon* by particle_canine2004-02-04 10:06:09
      Under the leaves of the ecclesiastical prune. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 10:09:04
        That ain't no spork, it's a foon. by Llyr2004-02-04 10:10:11
          His Scottish brogue does fit the tune! (n/t) by particle_canine2004-02-04 10:14:10
            You smell like an auburn baboon. (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 10:16:19
              Will you be done soon? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:17:53
                Ohhh, prob'ly near June. (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 10:18:31
                  Before or after noon? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:20:21
                    So much for poetry: by LionsPhil2004-02-04 10:21:22
                    You're a crazy loon. by Llyr2004-02-04 10:20:55
                      To eat my soup, I use a spoon... by Monitr72004-02-04 10:29:34
                        No more rhyming - and I mean it! by Sweethart2004-02-04 10:42:56
                          See? See?! I *do* have one! Ha! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:45:04
                            Not really by Sweethart2004-02-04 10:46:48
                              Bah. I'm not stupid. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 10:52:44
                                Depends on what your definition of "real" is. n/t by Sweethart2004-02-04 10:59:02
                                You know, I *could* comment on the irony of *you* by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 11:16:53
                                Just cuz you ain't gettin' any lovin... by Sweethart2004-02-04 15:32:31
                                You rest your case? by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 15:41:35
                                *smooches* (n/t) by Sweethart2004-02-04 15:47:53
                              Wait, *who's* the mean one again? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:51:09
                      <Deleted><Deleted>2004-02-04 12:34:53
                        Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2004-02-04 12:35:07
                          (hey, that doesn't rhyme...) (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 12:39:57
                            You bet it doesn't. by Nea2004-02-04 12:51:39
                              The Mistress of the Shredder attempts to rhyme: by Naruki2004-02-04 13:04:57
                                Yeah, it's such a pity the last one had to go... by Nea2004-02-04 13:19:00
                                *pummels Nea* by LionsPhil2004-02-04 15:47:02
                                Hey! What did I do to deserve being beat up? by Nea2004-02-04 15:57:37
                                oops... previous post lost this ---> t (n/t) by Nea2004-02-04 15:58:15
                                I don't think I should even post about by Naruki2004-02-04 13:52:04
                                Suppose not. by Nea2004-02-04 14:45:33
                                Yakko by Sweethart2004-02-04 15:29:15
                                I respectfully refuse to answer... by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 15:40:51
                              Allow me to introduce you to... by YakkoWarner2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        I just double-posted. I'm such a maroon! (n/t) by Monitr72004-02-04 10:37:33
                      poetic beauty makes me swoon by tigermouse2004-02-04 10:25:18
                        It shall end, none-too-soon. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 10:28:36
                          Though I'm reluctant to impugn by tigermouse2004-02-04 10:37:54
                      I'll hang it on my festoon. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:25:00
                        Did you get that festoon from Cameroon? (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 10:26:51
                          No, had to leave before the monsoon. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:27:31
                            Are you Daniel Boone? (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 10:28:51
                              My hat's made of raccoon. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:29:16
                                Do racoons enjoy prunes? (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 10:30:54
                                Only in the saloon. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:33:17
                                *whistles a tune* (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 10:34:53
                                Tune's been used before, you goon! by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:37:50
                                How dare you impugn! by Llyr2004-02-04 10:40:20
                                Alright, that's enough. No more rhymes, I mean it. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:41:29
                                Anybody want a peanut? (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 10:42:10
                                *rimshot* *applause* *fade to black* (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:44:00
                                NOTICE I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST: by Sweethart2004-02-04 10:45:49
                                <voice style="booming">Ignore the lady behind the by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:49:04
                                Why? by Sweethart2004-02-04 10:54:28
                                So I can keep stealing your material. Duh. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:55:48
Don't eat the PINK snow! by kahuana2004-02-04 09:55:57
  Of course not by Spisefisken2004-02-04 13:34:35
  awww no bubblegum sno cones?? :P (n/t) by Celticess2004-02-04 10:57:04
    mmmm ... oilly (n/t) by kahuana2004-02-04 11:01:55
An UF idea!! by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hmm... by JMoon5FTM2004-02-04 10:41:05
    Well, we could set up a suggestion & rating system by Khaar2004-02-04 11:39:28
    None of it revolves around computers... by JMoon5FTM2004-02-04 10:43:13
  Set it up on Live365 by SnappingTurtle2004-02-04 10:22:25
    Er... by LionsPhil2004-02-04 10:26:56
      Alright Mr. Smarty Pants by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Point. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 10:27:47
        Line. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 10:30:52
          n-dimensional space. (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 10:31:24
  Okay! Will rip some nice old dos game music by polarkitten2004-02-04 09:57:46
    Possibly. by Khaar2004-02-04 10:08:18
cd burner recommendations? by spiffikins2004-02-04 09:45:43
  LiteON makes Sony's CD burners anyways.... by lord_dolphin2004-02-04 17:18:42
  I have a LiteOn 52x24x52 drive that works by delltech2004-02-04 12:51:04
  I am very happy with my sony 48x24x48 CDRW by nevdull2004-02-04 11:07:39
  I am very happy with my LiteOn. by Llyr2004-02-04 10:07:48
  Ask lorddolphin it's his thing :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-02-04 10:03:56
  Never had a problem with Liteon meself... by leistico2004-02-04 09:54:22
  Be careful of Liteons by tzulah2004-02-04 09:54:13
    I have a Lite-On CDR/RW drive by radiowave9112004-02-04 10:00:52
      What did you do with the case? by delltech2004-02-04 12:48:54
      well sounds like Liteons aren't so bad after all by tzulah2004-02-04 10:25:28
        Yupp, I got a LiteON too, they're really good by Scirocco2004-02-04 11:21:08
  one with LASERS! pref with a STUN setting. (n/t) by subbywan2004-02-04 09:46:52
    thx, very helpful. (n/t) by spiffikins2004-02-04 09:49:50
Attn: UFie Idol officials: by MajorG172004-02-04 09:23:52
  I agree with MajorG17 by icebalm2004-02-04 19:15:05
    then email lord dolphin by niwikki2004-02-04 19:46:59
      It's not being volunteered either.. by icebalm2004-02-04 23:14:25
  the response is: by niwikki2004-02-04 13:34:32
    good answer! by lord_dolphin2004-02-04 17:21:30
  And the first song uploaded is.... by particle_canine2004-02-04 09:30:16
Needed: Windows client for board util by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey SnappingTurtle by Bellator2004-02-04 15:23:45
    done (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-02-04 17:10:53
  I'm working on a rough beta by Bellator2004-02-04 12:31:01
    Which programming language? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-02-04 12:38:14
      *cough*Visual*cough*Basic*cough* (n/t) by Bellator2004-02-04 12:43:07
  Since nobody has responded.... by Didactylos2004-02-04 11:49:52
attn: Toxin by FireballMatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Toxin package arrived yesterday. by techi8702004-02-04 11:08:57
    Hope she likes them. by toxin2004-02-04 11:18:26
    TERRORIST! by LionsPhil2004-02-04 11:12:16
      Typo! by Naruki2004-02-04 11:32:49
  I will dispute one point. by BloodyViking2004-02-04 10:03:27
  No I had not. I have not been into tribes yet. by toxin2004-02-04 09:26:09
Hehehe... by Sim2004-02-04 08:57:47
  Brilliant! =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-04 09:09:52
    /me is waiting for Naruki to see it. (n/t) by Sim2004-02-04 09:16:39
Massachusetts Court clarifies gay marriage ruling by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Way to go Massachusetts!! by gaygeek2004-02-04 10:36:45
    51 states!! You forgot Iraq! ;P by subbywan2004-02-04 10:49:59
    I second that! by Dazed2004-02-04 10:45:19
      Canuck marriage and such by gaygeek2004-02-04 10:49:00
        I'm quite sure they can get married in Sask by Dazed2004-02-04 10:58:15
          Well, that didn't take long by Dazed2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Courtesy of a gay-rights org in Canada. by gaygeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Thanks! Gotta check that out more later! (n/t) by Dazed2004-02-04 12:03:41
  If Bush is so big on States' Rights... by Naruki2004-02-04 09:12:42
    What's wrong with Utah *now*? (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-02-04 10:04:59
      In the area of States' Rights regarding marriage. by Naruki2004-02-04 10:14:52
        I was going to mention that last night by Slamlander2004-02-04 22:54:03
    I don't think anyone can fix the problem with Utah (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 09:19:39
      You shut yer gob! by Naruki2004-02-04 09:27:08
        Yeah, don't slam people from Utah by Kickstart2004-02-04 14:30:11
          Booooooooo :( (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 14:59:42
        He is, in fact, from Denver. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 10:06:23
          Actually from the San Francisco Bay area. by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:13:46
            I see. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 10:14:37
              *whistles innocently* (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:22:45
                ah HA! by tigermouse2004-02-04 10:27:24
                  No you haven't. I could be whistling in my spare.. by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:40:31
                    Oh, I've had enough of this! by tigermouse2004-02-04 10:48:55
                      No you haven't. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 10:50:30
                        Oh, shut up! (n/t) by tigermouse2004-02-04 10:55:24
                          I admit nothing. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 11:45:47
          My bad. by Naruki2004-02-04 10:11:28
            Don't get me started about their dating rituals... by YakkoWarner2006-11-19 12:55:59
              *sigh* by Ston2004-02-04 11:51:28
                Note to Ston: your daughter isn't safe anywhere. by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 11:57:14
                  I just mean the stupid dating ritiuals here. by Ston2004-02-04 12:04:59
                    Dating rituals are stupid everywhere. by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 12:43:09
              Ah, but it's so fun! ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-02-04 10:17:34
  I'm really worried about this ruling. by subbywan2004-02-04 08:48:18
    It goes back further than that by tigermouse2004-02-04 09:05:29
    no what they are likely to do as he's against it by Celticess2004-02-04 08:54:25
      Not at this level. by subbywan2004-02-04 08:57:08
  Sounds like the legislators by DesertRat662004-02-04 08:46:54
    I've read that the majority is in favor by tigermouse2004-02-04 08:56:54
      Here's what I was getting at by DesertRat662004-02-04 09:01:54
        You're a conservative. by Naruki2004-02-04 09:13:34
          You wouldn't think so if you saw what I had by DesertRat662004-02-04 09:26:50
            Do tell. Let's see if we can come to a consensus by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 09:30:23
              O.K. Here goes by DesertRat662004-02-04 09:41:34
                Only two? by LionsPhil2004-02-04 09:57:45
                  By this definition, two is the legal limit. by LurkerMo2004-02-04 10:21:49
                That sounds reasonable to me. by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 09:53:29
                  I think you've missed something here by DesertRat662004-02-04 10:55:44
                    No, it should be civil authority over civil matter by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 11:06:28
                      Appologies by DesertRat662004-02-04 11:18:19
                        Sure, a clerk of the court is a civil official by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 11:28:16
                          A few more things by DesertRat662004-02-04 11:40:46
                        Yep. by Naruki2004-02-04 11:26:45
                          OK by DesertRat662004-02-04 11:36:11
                            Mm, but I don't want even that. by Naruki2004-02-04 12:00:01
                              You'll notice I had already agreed to by DesertRat662004-02-04 12:04:25
                              Hear hear! (n/t) by gaygeek2004-02-04 12:04:14
                            No, they should NOT be allowed to sign the civil by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 11:55:41
                              I already agreed with you on that by DesertRat662004-02-04 12:03:15
                                You poor soul. ;-> by Naruki2004-02-04 12:11:10
                                Well it was your post that threw me off by DesertRat662004-02-04 12:43:27
                                Dammit! by Naruki2004-02-04 12:49:01
                Sounds fine to me. by Naruki2004-02-04 09:51:04
                  Now honestly by DesertRat662004-02-04 10:58:01
                the "correct" way to go by gdgrimm2004-02-04 09:49:04
            I *would* notice that, yes... by Naruki2004-02-04 09:29:50
              I think I've shot you in the head once too often by DesertRat662004-02-04 09:34:08
        And that's what today's decision was about by tigermouse2004-02-04 09:08:58
didn't know that greg works for the FCC... by Garath2006-11-19 12:55:59
Mice produce sperm from monkeys by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Since when is the sperm donor by BloodyViking2004-02-04 11:04:26
  great idea by polarkitten2004-02-04 09:41:05
    no joke, really (n/t) by polarkitten2004-02-04 09:42:24
      I'm sick, I know (n/t) by polarkitten2004-02-04 09:42:53
        you are nothing after me (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-04 09:58:57
  Why should we? by Naruki2004-02-04 09:16:54
    I'm one of those guys that enjoys snarky comments. (n/t) by toxin2004-02-04 09:38:38
      You enjoy making them. by Naruki2004-02-04 09:44:45
        Whoops! by Naruki2004-02-04 09:46:23
    Fool! Of course they're immoral! by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-04 09:34:21
      But I do say no to GM! by Naruki2004-02-04 09:42:57
        It's not that bad. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 09:54:53
      And this is just the beginning. by nin_man2004-02-04 09:38:41
  Im more interested in this for the overlooked part by pecosdave2004-02-04 09:08:25
  Those crazy scientists by LionsPhil2004-02-04 09:00:38
    Apparently they are trying to use the technology by toxin2004-02-04 09:12:10
      Yeah, that would just be wrong by tigermouse2004-02-04 09:30:01
  *larts the scientists+ (n/t) by TheRaven2004-02-04 08:48:30
  It's frankin mouse by Celticess2004-02-04 08:33:40
    Mr Monkey to Mrs Monkey by Celticess2004-02-04 11:00:48
Mmmmm, homemade apple strudel by SnappingTurtle2004-02-04 08:18:47
  <homer> mmmm....strudel</homer> by radiowave9112004-02-04 09:37:33
  <sniff... me sad> by particle_canine2004-02-04 09:32:59
  "Appel Strudel" by Winsmith2004-02-04 08:56:09
    "Apple", not "Appel" by SnappingTurtle2004-02-04 09:21:16
      Actually, "Apfel", but he might be upset at by adiplomat2004-02-04 10:14:37
        SHNAPS! SHNAPS! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 11:07:49
          Make up your mind! by OsteSpiser2004-02-04 13:15:54
            My mind was made up, my spelling was not. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 13:18:28
          Ooh, or Calvados.... (n/t) by tigermouse2004-02-04 11:34:50
Building power ala XML by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The next terrorist attack... by Naruki2004-02-04 09:32:58
Toilet explodes in UK town centre by TheGM2006-11-19 12:55:59
  NEWSFLASH! The loo DID have a tenant! by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I pity the cable installers... by Naruki2004-02-04 12:25:00
    *groan* That was perfectly horrid. by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 12:03:00
  <Ace Ventura>Do NOT go in there!.. by Spiff2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Way of the Exploding Toilet? by vetitice2004-02-04 09:38:15
  Built-in high-power bidet! by LionsPhil2004-02-04 08:56:32
  Remember the good old days, by aix tom2004-02-04 07:38:33
MIET by DaNutBall2004-02-04 07:23:48
  Its warm here this morning, its only -6. Almost by techi8702004-02-04 07:39:45
  It's not quite as bad here in Hoosierland... by TheyMustBIdiots2004-02-04 07:28:39
    and we think is cold over here by izo_2004-02-04 07:54:13
JobCenter daily reminder post. by adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
Fast. Good. Cheap (question re: buying computers) by fx2004-02-04 07:09:02
  Thanks for the comments guys! by fx2004-02-04 14:45:14
  Under $100 (US ) by Dad2TZK2004-02-04 10:34:38
    Thanks. by fx2004-02-04 15:12:27
  I like pricewatch.com by special_ed2004-02-04 08:56:22
    Addenda: by special_ed2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ok not quite that cheap but by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thank you... by fx2004-02-04 15:16:45
  Newegg.com by DesertRat662004-02-04 07:33:23
    Nope, can't be done. by fx2004-02-04 15:10:28
I think I'm going to install plan 9 (*grin*) by Polarkitten2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Brilliant. I love it. =) (n/t) by alter3d2004-02-04 07:54:26
$75K plus benefits... some-one could be interested by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And then there is this line by Kickstart2004-02-04 14:32:31
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by adiplomat2004-02-04 07:00:37
Apple/ notebooks by evilsysadmin2004-02-04 06:45:41
  i know im really late to this thread, but by trainee sketch2004-02-04 19:16:56
  Regularly over two weeks uptime... by Anonymous Freak2004-02-04 12:48:29
    I'm at 26 days now. by julius.apweiler2004-02-04 13:12:28
  Just to add to the fray... by wonk2004-02-04 09:28:52
  I'm very pleased with my Powerbook by flatlander2004-02-04 09:10:54
    Very much with you here... by random_c2004-02-04 09:14:52
      I'll add my acclimation to the Mac there by abaron2004-02-04 09:29:38
  Be careful when purchasing a mac... by random_c2004-02-04 09:06:18
    You may be right. by julius.apweiler2004-02-04 13:30:03
  Good/Bad Mac's by miathet2004-02-04 07:14:31
    Forgot by miathet2004-02-04 07:19:25
  Can't talk you into Mac for one reason by DesertRat662004-02-04 06:54:51
    Windows on a mac? by evilsysadmin2004-02-04 07:06:56
      game by evilsysadmin2004-02-04 07:36:21
        Some of the more popular ones are by DesertRat662004-02-04 07:39:33
      One by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
        I think you're misunderstanding. by julius.apweiler2004-02-04 08:51:24
          odd by DesertRat662004-02-04 08:57:09
            I wouldn't know. by julius.apweiler2004-02-04 09:03:15
    733ghz? Where can I get one of those? :P (n/t) by airRaid52004-02-04 07:01:35
      glue by evilsysadmin2004-02-04 07:08:48
      Ack!!!! by DesertRat662004-02-04 07:03:39
Partial results from yesterday's ice storm by version0.12004-02-04 06:39:50
  4WD =/= 4 wheel stop by toxin2004-02-04 07:30:23
    The answer is blowing in the wind? (n/t) by kahuana2004-02-04 10:01:57
    4WD.equals("4W Traction") by miathet2004-02-04 07:44:18
    When they learn how to drive a 4x4 by DesertRat662004-02-04 07:36:00
Well this explains a lot by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That is SOOO like my sister. by julius.apweiler2004-02-04 09:38:17
  :D (n/t) by Mysmask2004-02-04 06:21:27
spyware? by tajomaru2004-02-04 05:40:18
  Yes by Egaeus2004-02-04 05:54:52
  What OS first of all. by Ubergeek22004-02-04 05:43:37
    alas, win2k...... by tajomaru2004-02-04 05:50:24
The Janet Jackson thing by LooseChanj2004-02-04 05:14:40
  It's called a "nipple". by Naruki2004-02-04 07:26:12
    Actually by LooseChanj2004-02-04 12:05:26
      No, it's NOT called a pasty. by Naruki2004-02-04 12:19:06
        Whatever it is called, by TheGM2004-02-04 12:41:19
          I liked both. by Naruki2004-02-04 12:47:30
            nope she has both nipples pierced. (n/t) by jedikahuna2004-02-04 17:51:45
    I thought you were talking about that mouse they by techi8702004-02-04 08:18:15
      I call those a "keyboard ...." ummm, not nipple by toxin2004-02-04 08:27:49
        Aren't you going to finish spelling...er...it? (n/t) by nin_man2004-02-04 09:31:07
    <geek mode> by DesertRat662004-02-04 07:38:31
  All that whole thing has proven by DesertRat662004-02-04 06:29:11
    As was quoted to me yesterday by DarthSane2004-02-04 07:37:13
  for the record... by anothersickmind2004-02-04 05:36:50
    Elite? *snicker* by Naruki2004-02-04 07:28:05
    We should start a club. by Ubergeek22004-02-04 05:39:50
  Who cares? by marduk2004-02-04 05:28:47
    what country is that??? by gdgrimm2004-02-04 09:55:35
      Not Socially acceptable but MORE . . by dickh2004-02-04 11:49:18
        where's that?? by gdgrimm2004-02-04 12:10:40
          and what a grate thing that is ;) (n/t) by jedikahuna2004-02-04 17:44:57
      Maybe they watched LA Story... by Naruki2004-02-04 10:09:34
    Why do people ask stupid questions? by Naruki2004-02-04 07:29:11
    It is never socially acceptable to use an AK-47. by pas512004-02-04 07:10:51
      No by DesertRat662004-02-04 08:03:44
    not "of". "dominated by". by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:30:16
      See we have a much better plan. by random_c2004-02-04 05:32:26
        Oh dear. Visual is winning. by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:34:35
          But that's why she's such a good threat. by random_c2004-02-04 05:35:11
            if this is TV... by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:37:01
              I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. by random_c2006-11-19 12:55:59
                LOL by BrainBug2004-02-04 07:47:42
                  If you can tune out the presenters... by random_c2004-02-04 09:17:28
  A bunch of immature brats is what you guys are! (n/t) by Khaar2004-02-04 05:17:54
After the positive reaction from my LJ friends... by McNutcase2004-02-04 04:22:11
  Do you need any resources? by TrogL2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Not right now, thanks. by McNutcase2004-02-04 16:01:01
  Ah, crap. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 09:47:29
    Nope. No mysteriousness. by McNutcase2004-02-04 15:59:30
  Join the (admittedly small) club... (n/t) by kelli2172004-02-04 09:20:13
    another member in this club by dissociated2004-02-04 13:28:40
  {{{McNutcase}}} by Celticess2004-02-04 08:20:44
  {{{McNutcase}}} by oot2004-02-04 07:34:18
  Good luck, and don't let anyone push you around by lord_dolphin2004-02-04 07:23:45
  That's... by Egaeus2004-02-04 06:51:56
    If she thinks she's a girl, she's a girl by oot2004-02-04 07:56:39
      I wasn't going to go that far... by McNutcase2004-02-04 08:00:54
        OK by oot2004-02-04 08:18:59
          Naruki-style ? (n/t) by Nightwind2004-02-04 14:15:31
          Masculine's what I'm used to. by McNutcase2004-02-04 08:22:42
            OK by oot2004-02-04 08:30:18
              Not a worry! by McNutcase2004-02-04 08:31:49
    It's very hard to explain... by McNutcase2004-02-04 07:45:34
      I actually completely understand by Celticess2004-02-04 09:36:42
      The problem is .... by aix tom2004-02-04 07:59:22
        How do you know you're not a giraffe? by oot2004-02-04 08:27:08
          Because I don't hit my head on low bridges. ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2004-02-04 09:33:05
  Fine with me. by aix tom2004-02-04 06:11:14
  This board here is the one place by Winsmith2004-02-04 06:08:30
    You'll have to include alt.fan.pratchett in that.. by random_c2004-02-04 06:27:55
      I might have to stop lurking and start posting by Winsmith2004-02-04 08:09:55
  Hmm. Interesting... by julius.apweiler2004-02-04 06:00:47
    Hmmmm... When you think about it. by aix tom2004-02-04 06:24:57
      That's what I meant. by julius.apweiler2004-02-04 09:34:08
        Want to swop hobbies? by treehugger2004-02-04 09:42:14
          No, thank you very much. by julius.apweiler2004-02-04 09:48:38
            It's fun most of the time by treehugger2004-02-04 09:50:42
              Ah, I see what you mean. by julius.apweiler2004-02-04 09:57:03
                I admit to simple reasons by treehugger2004-02-04 09:59:35
                  You're exactly right. by julius.apweiler2004-02-04 12:37:31
      That would make me a Male mentally by treehugger2004-02-04 07:04:10
  I replied at LJ. by Ubergeek22004-02-04 05:19:16
    Note: by Ubergeek22004-02-04 05:23:47
      Sorry, I still don't have my own connection :( by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:26:12
        I'm making due.` by Ubergeek22004-02-04 05:34:53
          XP Pro is fine in my opinion. by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:38:57
            very nice, sort of what i'm looking for. by Ubergeek22004-02-04 05:42:16
  {{McNutcase}} by Nightwind2004-02-04 04:59:38
    I've known for years really. by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:04:10
      Ignorant as in... by JohnRyan2004-02-04 05:06:04
        actually, it was the second I meant. by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:10:19
          Well, I don't think... by JohnRyan2004-02-04 05:15:54
            Sorry, I just don't think of you in that way... by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:19:15
              Yes, it is coming out by oot2004-02-04 07:43:03
                Well, they don't really need to know just yet. by McNutcase2004-02-04 07:48:26
                  Forgot to mention by oot2004-02-04 08:04:07
                    Well, I don't have an account for that... by McNutcase2004-02-04 08:06:41
              They'll take it serious, I guess. by JohnRyan2004-02-04 05:26:03
                I'm not sure... by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:27:49
                  Maybe not understand. by JohnRyan2004-02-04 05:28:45
                    I'm not so sure there IS an understand to this. by Ubergeek22004-02-04 05:38:20
                      heh. They don't know if I smoke ganj. by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:40:11
                        Men don't think like women by Ubergeek22004-02-04 05:46:44
                          *nods* by Nightwind2004-02-04 12:41:11
                    My father is the worry... by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:33:21
                      I suspect.... by random_c2004-02-04 05:34:41
                        My mum, maybe... by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:35:45
  *applauds* by random_c2004-02-04 04:47:15
    Only at appropriate places. by McNutcase2004-02-04 04:50:27
      You even find that in some female restrooms by Celticess2004-02-04 09:32:14
      I gotta tell you by tigermouse2004-02-04 06:42:05
        He has a website... by McNutcase2004-02-04 07:36:22
          Hee hee! by tigermouse2004-02-04 07:57:03
      *lol* by random_c2004-02-04 04:57:18
        see, that's why I'm happy in the current body. by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:03:14
      We aim to please by wiredog2004-02-04 04:52:39
        or, here's a radical idea... by McNutcase2004-02-04 04:55:40
          Navy bell-bottom pants traditionally by JPaganel2004-02-04 10:39:55
Canuck question...don't be shy, it's about beavers by Control2004-02-04 03:50:27
  dynamite. fur trappers. loggers. (n/t) by kahuana2004-02-04 08:55:45
  hmmm by Celticess2004-02-04 08:22:34
  Thanks everyone, that's about what I thought by Control2004-02-04 06:45:57
  <Homer> Mmm Beaver </Homer> (n/t) by cristobal2004-02-04 06:28:50
  The beavers are coming back? by Winsmith2004-02-04 06:12:46
  Some answers from websites: by ideur2004-02-04 05:39:29
    Sw33t! (with a capital 3) by Ubergeek22004-02-04 05:47:52
  <drebin> "Nice beaver!" </drebin> (n/t) by crankshaft-jr2004-02-04 05:06:19
  I guess... by Monitr72004-02-04 04:15:56
    Yes,but by wiredog2004-02-04 04:50:58
    the answear to your question is by magedrake 00012004-02-04 04:32:16
      Proof by justwanderin2006-11-19 12:55:59
        We should make a song out of it by tunaman2004-02-04 08:43:30
          Mushroom! Mushroom! (n/t) by LurkerMo2004-02-04 09:11:05
      WOOOOO! by Monitr72004-02-04 05:08:39
The UF IT confessional is now open.. by binkley2006-11-19 12:55:59
  This isn't SCO, but it is Novell ... by ChuckAB2004-02-04 16:19:13
    That's pretty scary... by binkley2004-02-04 17:59:43
  Err... by Khaar2004-02-04 05:11:19
    On that streaming... by julius.apweiler2004-02-04 08:39:54
      Any suggestions are welcome. by Khaar2004-02-04 09:39:33
        The 'correct' version is probably uninstall by julius.apweiler2004-02-04 10:05:17
        "uninstall" rather than "deinstall" by particle_canine2004-02-04 10:03:26
    Woa, easy there by binkley2004-02-04 05:54:08
      Afraid so. (n/t) by Khaar2004-02-04 05:59:47
        Well thanks for sharing by binkley2004-02-04 06:06:37
          "Look up"? Why? (n/t) by Khaar2004-02-04 06:22:22
  How about this by Ubergeek22004-02-04 05:00:27
    All are welcome.. by binkley2004-02-04 06:09:25
  You shreddered SCO boxes... by diGriz2004-02-04 04:31:50
  I have 3 (that I can think of now) by binkley2004-02-04 04:25:34
    I remember borland turbo pascal by afterburner2004-02-04 04:52:13
      My uni teached turbo pascal until recently by sau2004-02-04 06:35:20
      In truth, by binkley2004-02-04 05:58:38
      In Arkansas... by babywhizAR2004-02-04 05:04:53
  Couple o Them... by babywhizAR2004-02-04 04:05:08
    I like the second.. by binkley2004-02-04 04:09:53
  Uhm... by random_c2004-02-04 03:56:04
    Qualifies for by binkley2004-02-04 04:06:56
      Yep. by random_c2004-02-04 04:49:09
        Ouch! ...wait until by binkley2004-02-04 06:01:43
          Has already happened, with PCDOS by Slamlander2004-02-04 06:07:56
            Don't remind me by DesertRat662004-02-04 06:24:00
*ROTFL* by diGriz2004-02-04 03:01:03
Last Request... (I promise) by waveydavey2004-02-04 02:37:22
Invoke Yohimbe ... by waveydavey2004-02-04 02:36:17
*wibble* It's done, and delivered! by abaron2004-02-04 01:55:30
Folding@Home: Ufie Stats by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
Greg has very poor taste. by LionsPhil2004-02-04 01:48:14
  *You* have very poor taste. by Naruki2004-02-04 07:31:20
    No more by LionsPhil2004-02-04 09:27:57
      Are you sure? by Naruki2004-02-04 09:34:26
  At least her nose looks real by tigermouse2004-02-04 07:19:58
  Whaddaya mean "looks like her brother"? by Monitr72004-02-04 04:14:26
    Penny was abused. With an iron. by Naruki2004-02-04 09:25:56
      I completely forgot about that. by Monitr72004-02-04 09:38:01
        Okay, what about the other questions? by Naruki2004-02-04 09:47:48
          I'm not really sure how to respond to that. by Monitr72004-02-04 09:57:11
    About the first thing a baby will see is by sau2004-02-04 07:38:30
      That's what I meant! Thak you! by Monitr72004-02-04 09:39:51
    I could get all flamey-like here... by McNutcase2004-02-04 04:16:12
      Don't get the wrong idea... by Monitr72004-02-04 04:25:06
        Did you ever notice that by Slamlander2004-02-04 05:42:12
          If that was about me, no offense taken. by Monitr72004-02-04 09:12:42
            If I can insert a comment here? by LurkerMo2004-02-04 09:27:07
              Was I exploited? by Naruki2004-02-04 09:38:27
                And her name ain't "Baby"... by Monitr72004-02-04 09:45:10
      You're from Europe... by diGriz2004-02-04 04:23:10
        Uh, no. See my follow-up. by Monitr72004-02-04 04:27:47
          Parting shot... by Monitr72004-02-04 05:18:40
            Sounds good to me. by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:24:19
  she was pretty when younger by Celticess2004-02-04 01:52:02
Origami *giggle* by Celticess2004-02-04 01:36:33
  Multiple origami is even better! (n/t) by toxin2004-02-04 07:14:04
    hhehehe by Celticess2004-02-04 08:25:09
      Helen and her friends want to take the entire by toxin2004-02-04 11:48:05
        I wouldn't go see it either actually by Celticess2004-02-04 14:11:15
      I tried it once... by McNutcase2004-02-04 08:26:56
  If you're thinking what I think you're thinking... by random_c2004-02-04 02:44:45
    yes I saw that and yes it's the same by Celticess2004-02-04 08:27:35
So you could see her topless, well and? by stsz2004-02-04 01:27:52
  finally... by lurker692004-02-04 02:16:44
    According to the iMDB... by rapido752004-02-04 02:21:00
  So that'swhy they wanted independence by scissors2004-02-04 01:59:12
  oh they would freak on what we get in canada by Celticess2004-02-04 01:42:35
    Male nudity by sau2004-02-04 02:50:11
      hmm well you'd think cold, lights, lots of people by Celticess2004-02-04 08:32:40
      Much the same here (Finland) also by tumppu2004-02-04 02:57:20
        It's not just in comedy over here... by random_c2004-02-04 03:54:17
          Men walking around naked are not unusual on TV or by sau2004-02-04 04:22:40
  Remember the "Fa" commercial? by diGriz2004-02-04 01:33:05
    Nope. I remember a Garnier one though. by McNutcase2004-02-04 04:41:04
    hmm which one? by Celticess2004-02-04 01:45:18
      Howard Stern by binkley2004-02-04 04:04:35
        I've heard of him but never saw/listened to him by Celticess2004-02-04 08:43:34
      several ones by Offliner2004-02-04 02:18:51
        Sexual experience ? by scissors2004-02-04 02:38:28
          I agree the ones I saw were artistic by Celticess2004-02-04 08:38:36
      Howard Stern, Very Foul mouthed and obnoxious? by Electric Storm2004-02-04 02:07:55
    The whatnow? (n/t) by random_c2004-02-04 01:35:02
      "Fa" Shower Gel Commercial. by aix tom2004-02-04 01:37:30
        Aaaah. by random_c2004-02-04 01:41:45
          Note to self by diGriz2004-02-04 01:43:13
    Yes, I remember that one. by aix tom2004-02-04 01:35:00
Some one please direct me to the latest versions by mekkanik_mike2004-02-04 01:23:29
  You go to IETF... by klingklang2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Did you try by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
    thanks ideur... by mekkanik_mike2004-02-04 01:47:09
      but I still need help... by mekkanik_mike2004-02-04 01:50:34
        Eh?!? use a browser? by Slamlander2004-02-04 01:55:06
UF NetHack Server by nethack2006-11-19 12:55:59
The UF Weekly photoschlock Contest! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  New entry added by me last night :) (n/t) by Kickstart2004-02-04 10:11:27
Some insight on recent site issues by Illiad2004-02-04 00:28:18
  Perhaps time for a retrospective look by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You gotta be kidding! by Slamlander2004-02-04 01:16:29
    That's only true for "real" companies. by aix tom2004-02-04 01:20:47
      They were very real at one point. by Slamlander2004-02-04 01:24:19
        Yeah, I remember. by aix tom2004-02-04 01:26:55
          To the tune of by binkley2004-02-04 03:41:14
          :D Yeah, that's them :) by Slamlander2004-02-04 01:32:03
            <<<hangs Head in Shame>>> by waveydavey2004-02-04 02:27:21
              Is MF COBOL stilll around!?!?!? by Slamlander2004-02-04 03:32:41
                Oh yes indeedy by waveydavey2006-11-19 12:23:33
                  I don't know about his *age*, but... by Naruki2004-02-04 07:37:48
                    Yeah, yeah, yeah, so who's the peanut gallery? by Slamlander2004-02-04 08:44:20
                  If MF is still there then RM must still by Slamlander2004-02-04 04:42:42
                    Yaaaay - old UFIE by waveydavey2004-02-04 06:00:44
                      Already had it ... last month, 3Jan by Slamlander2004-02-04 06:09:34
                        A babe in arms. Hardly weaned yet by jedidiahstott2004-02-04 16:54:08
                        much drinkies ? (n/t) by waveydavey2004-02-04 06:48:40
                  oops. by waveydavey2004-02-04 04:08:30
                    Ulp!, look out, I'm gonna throw !!!! by waveydavey2004-02-04 04:11:22
                      Oh yes. Lots of COBOLS for Linux by jedidiahstott2004-02-04 16:52:21
              No problem. by aix tom2004-02-04 02:51:21
  Illiad, don't you feel like by z1root2004-02-04 01:11:46
    I can see the head-lines by merfax2004-02-04 01:21:48
      Yeah, the one taking the wrinkles out by Slamlander2004-02-04 01:25:40
        Oh, ok. by merfax2004-02-04 01:30:20
          They're Americans by Slamlander2004-02-04 01:33:38
            SOP? Subject Oriented Programming ? by scissors2004-02-04 02:19:32
              SOP = Standard Operating Procedure by Slamlander2004-02-04 03:36:50
                Tap, tap by SaleGamine2004-02-04 03:55:10
                  so my french sux by Slamlander2004-02-04 04:51:03
  I guess by crazy_gecko2004-02-04 00:42:15
  I wonder what OS is being used to host SCO? (n/t) by kahuana2004-02-04 00:41:18
    Have a look at the netscraft results by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
      ROTFLMAO! by JohnRyan2004-02-04 01:39:39
        Or have a look at the "new" site by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
          MUAHAHAHA! by JohnRyan2004-02-04 05:04:15
  Tough luck... *chuckle* (n/t) by Scirocco2004-02-04 00:38:45
  :-O by skeptic2004-02-04 00:29:56
  that. is. so. funny! by Dazed2004-02-04 00:29:09
Where are official traceroute sources? by Slamlander2004-02-04 00:13:33
  hmmm by Celticess2004-02-04 00:18:47
    <smile> they all go to the roots anyway. by Slamlander2004-02-04 01:27:45
      ftp://ftp.ee.lbl.gov/ by stsz2004-02-04 01:29:24
        tanks ... got it. (n/t) by Slamlander2004-02-04 01:38:17
Only took 40 days to get a cheque into the mail. by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
  replied to it by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    In the UK you have six months. by McNutcase2004-02-04 04:43:35
My question is: by Spiff2004-02-04 00:12:18
  *sigh* by merfax2004-02-04 01:27:53
    Everybody has one? by sirql82004-02-04 01:52:14
      *chuckle* by tumppu2004-02-04 02:54:58
        I still don't know what exactly happened. by Khaar2004-02-04 03:26:21
    and the nipple was covered by Slamlander2004-02-04 01:43:13
      Not really. by BloodyViking2004-02-04 06:06:07
  Trainwreck. by kahuana2004-02-04 00:16:17
    See her bro interviewed after? by Celticess2004-02-04 00:22:33
      Covered "just enough"? For the city? by Naruki2004-02-04 07:40:22
        I'm not sure why but in the interview by Celticess2004-02-04 08:46:03
      That first sentence is pretty funny... by rapido752004-02-04 00:35:47
        you know i'd not doubt it with that family (n/t) by Celticess2004-02-04 00:37:35
    Oh, you think MTV was not the one that initiated by skeptic2004-02-04 00:17:50
      I got the impression MTV is a division of CBS. by kahuana2004-02-04 00:23:35
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-02-04 00:10:15
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-02-04 00:07:08
  An Encounter With Venus by cedricshock2006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways, the cafe at the end of the Ufiverse by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *blink* *blink* One moment I was meme-ing by kahuana2004-02-04 12:00:06
  Mahlzeit! by chrisP2004-02-04 06:37:58
  Again... by Nightwind2004-02-04 05:03:50
  *ninja flips through the door* by Monitr72004-02-04 03:44:08
  Morning by TKirk2004-02-04 01:30:06
    I've agreed with friends that it is a wonder by Electric Storm2004-02-04 02:02:46
      Yeah, I dread to think what stupid thing by TKirk2004-02-04 02:08:51
        I suppose it depends by Electric Storm2004-02-04 02:14:11
          That's my point! by TKirk2004-02-04 02:23:19
    Having wetted our curiosity by treehugger2004-02-04 01:32:45
      She's mixing drinks by TKirk2004-02-04 01:40:23
        A cocktail mixer in the making! by treehugger2004-02-04 01:46:19
          Hehe :) I do hope she progresses by TKirk2004-02-04 02:03:48
            *serves pain o'chocolate* by treehugger2004-02-04 02:06:52
              Mmm, Thanks! by TKirk2004-02-04 02:12:30
                If you chewed long enough... by treehugger2004-02-04 02:16:04
                  You might break your teeth..... by TKirk2004-02-04 02:26:46
  G'morning from 50.5830°N, 8.5330°E by Fritriac2004-02-04 01:18:14
  Good morning to all and sundry by treehugger2004-02-04 01:05:53
    *prod* by syren2004-02-04 01:15:11
      I thought you weren't coming? by treehugger2004-02-04 01:16:55
        Hehe - I'm lending you moral support! by syren2004-02-04 01:55:22
          How many hours now? by treehugger2004-02-04 01:58:07
            374 by syren2004-02-04 02:10:12
              That is a lot of money. by treehugger2004-02-04 02:14:55
                No! by syren2004-02-04 02:24:42
                  I thought they were dangly ones by treehugger2004-02-04 02:27:47
                    They were studs! by syren2004-02-04 02:43:23
                      Something to do on the way back. by treehugger2004-02-04 02:52:58
                        I don't know by syren2004-02-04 03:01:47
  *Saunters in* by Bellator2004-02-04 00:41:20
    takes your hand by Celticess2004-02-04 00:42:23
      *Snuggles* by Bellator2004-02-04 00:45:59
        I love you too honey by Celticess2004-02-04 00:50:48
  BTW, by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
    {{{Slamlander}}} by treehugger2004-02-04 01:09:18
      :D At least, I remember it ... by Slamlander2004-02-04 01:11:08
  Where's the strong stuff hidden ??? by chichiwawa2004-02-04 00:12:50
    I feel bad for Ding whatsHisName... by Scirocco2004-02-04 00:24:33
      Sure, he will be disappointed by chichiwawa2004-02-04 00:44:46
        Yeah... I guess... He still got quite far... by Scirocco2004-02-04 00:52:12
          Give it a year, maybe two by chichiwawa2004-02-04 01:50:15
    *serves Pitr Special* by Slamlander2004-02-04 00:15:28
      Tastes funny by chichiwawa2004-02-04 00:48:24
        Well I sort of mixed it up waaayyy too much by Slamlander2004-02-04 00:56:11
          I'll take your word for it by chichiwawa2004-02-04 01:55:24
  'Lo! by syren2004-02-04 00:10:25
    Recovering from a celebration by Slamlander2004-02-04 00:16:56
      Lol! by syren2004-02-04 00:18:48
        Hooo yeah ... not too bad this morning though by Slamlander2004-02-04 00:21:58
          oh dear! by syren2004-02-04 00:26:01
            Very much so, she has 15 years invested there by Slamlander2004-02-04 00:30:13
              Wow... by syren2004-02-04 00:34:53
                Well, it's an investment by Slamlander2004-02-04 00:46:25
                  *nods* by syren2004-02-04 01:01:32
                    Well that's sort of normal, by Slamlander2004-02-04 01:05:52
                      It's annoying. by syren2004-02-04 01:13:55
What's so interesting in an artificial breast, by skeptic2004-02-04 00:03:13
  it's about choice by gdgrimm2004-02-04 10:12:20
    I didn't ask why there were outraged people by skeptic2004-02-04 11:42:25
      And I asked you how you came by that trivia. by Naruki2004-02-04 12:33:02
        Can't answer every question on the board, by skeptic2004-02-04 20:56:32
      ahhh... cartoon context only by gdgrimm2004-02-04 12:10:56
  How do you know? by Naruki2004-02-04 07:44:40
  Once again, warbucket got the answer... by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    tick ... tock ... tick ... tock ... by Slamlander2004-02-04 01:53:11
  It was a "accident" by ideur2004-02-04 00:27:06
  It was on TV in America. by aix tom2004-02-04 00:12:32
    They don't breastfeed over there? by random_c2004-02-04 01:38:13
      you're scaring me... by gdgrimm2004-02-04 11:05:44
      Well, that's prudes for you. by McNutcase2004-02-04 04:36:15
        Bah! by random_c2004-02-04 04:52:21
          Wouldn't be surprised. by McNutcase2004-02-04 04:59:37
            The one I heard about... by random_c2004-02-04 05:38:04
              That sounds like the Spurt. by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:41:51
  My opinion: by Sim2004-02-04 00:09:28
  What's so interesting by alboss2004-02-04 00:09:08
    I don't think he gets the attention for his looks by skeptic2004-02-04 00:11:30
  It's the inscription on the metal whatzit. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 00:07:58
    one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them:) (n/t) by romandas2004-02-04 00:16:06
      Must've been Timberlake's birthday. by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 00:24:21
        Ouchie ouchie ouchie. by jugulum2004-02-04 08:06:35
          Or biting it off... by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 08:39:42
            "disembodied breast" by jugulum2004-02-04 08:55:28
              ...said the one named "jugulum"... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-02-04 12:02:00
        if it was we know by Celticess2004-02-04 00:43:24
  famous and peircings <shrug> by Celticess2004-02-04 00:07:06
What url is he looking at ?:) (n/t) by klaranth2004-02-04 00:01:20
  Stupid Naked Janet? by abb3w2006-11-19 12:55:59
  dont even *try* to post it :P by DragonLady2004-02-04 00:12:51
    What are you talking about?! by diGriz2004-02-04 01:27:43
      Cloning? (n/t) by ideur2004-02-04 01:43:51
        Dont start there, </shudder> by klaranth2004-02-04 02:38:05
    does this mean that illiways is non-FYOS? by Helgon2004-02-04 00:29:14
      Sshhh ...! by Slamlander2004-02-04 02:10:47
        wrong conclusion... by lurker692004-02-04 02:25:34
  You don't want to know! (n/t) by ideur2004-02-04 00:12:21
Translations by Nea2004-02-04 00:01:02
  Français/French by mortaine2004-02-04 16:43:33
  Esperanto by goulo2004-02-04 13:51:13
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-02-04 00:38:07
  German / Deutsch by diGriz2004-02-04 00:08:07
    Saarlännisch / Rheinfränkisch by lurker692004-02-04 03:32:06
      lustige Anmerkungen by lurker692004-02-04 03:46:58
    gut wie immer. by Winsmith2004-02-04 02:16:57
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  This might be fun for some of y'all: by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
    egad. Alyson Hannigan is 29?? by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-04 17:36:44
    My ex is born on the same day as Fabio. by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-04 17:32:31
    Nikita Khrushchev and Liz Phair! by SuaveRedSalami2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Dammit, no one cool is born on May 20. by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-04 17:18:53
      Could be worse. You are only one day short... by SuaveRedSalami2004-02-04 17:25:18
    May 28 by Kickstart2004-02-04 13:38:03
      Kylie Minogue and a porn star? by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-04 17:17:25
  Erm... by LionsPhil2004-02-04 10:12:46
  Einstein, Henry Rollins (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2004-02-04 08:39:18
  Mine, SF's Allen's, Jacques Cousteau's by SnappingTurtle2004-02-04 08:08:06
    Oh, and Shakespeare's: Apr 23 (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-02-04 08:09:01
  My wife's by kambrose2004-02-04 07:48:04
  Mine, sometimes. (n/t) by Egaeus2004-02-04 07:26:22
  Well by Llyr2004-02-04 06:48:25
  Family's by snake2004-02-04 06:35:58
  My own, and my grandsons... by SenexSalax2004-02-04 06:10:23
  I've only ever been present at my own birth... by cyrek2004-02-04 05:34:25
  Happy birthday Alice Cooper - Feb. 4th. by NOLAWitch2004-02-04 05:34:05
    hey, it's my dad's birthday too! by McNutcase2004-02-04 05:47:05
  Oh my... by Mysmask2004-02-04 04:48:36
  Me, rest of my family, SO... by McNutcase2004-02-04 04:37:58
  Wife and son, mainly. Oh yeah; mine. (n/t) by Monitr72004-02-04 03:45:38
  Mine, my childrens', my husband's by TKirk2004-02-04 02:32:46
  My parents, my sister, my grandfather by Spisefisken2004-02-04 02:13:11
  Mine, my parents, my gran... by random_c2004-02-04 01:36:12
  Me, my dad, and my ex-gfs, that's it realy by buzzin2004-02-04 01:34:44
  my friend remembers and celebrate's Sean connery's by Dazed2004-02-04 01:08:10
  A lot by diGriz2004-02-04 00:47:09
  Several by particle_canine2004-02-04 00:46:04
  Parents, brother, SO, HAL9000 (n/t) by Control2004-02-04 00:43:59
  My wife's by ToLazyToThink2004-02-04 00:36:51
  The ones Outlook reminds me about. (n/t) by Didactylos2004-02-04 00:19:23
    That would be me then? by treehugger2004-02-04 01:22:55
  umm a few by Celticess2004-02-04 00:17:10
    Wow. That is amazing... by Monitr72004-02-04 03:50:18
      My son has memorized many by Celticess2004-02-04 08:50:39
  Hardly no-one's. by DukeP2004-02-04 00:14:45
  Uhmm... by Sim2004-02-04 00:12:33
  A not so subtle birthday hint? by kahuana2004-02-04 00:10:09
    Nope, fortunately by Kickstart2004-02-04 00:14:31
  Parents, bro, myself & b/f by gaygeek2004-02-04 00:08:46
  Sisters, parents, best friend. by skeptic2004-02-04 00:08:29
  My wife, my mom/dad, mine, my neices, nephew, by romandas2004-02-04 00:05:50
  Most of my friends, and my immediate family. by alter3d2004-02-04 00:05:19

 

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