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Cartoon for Jan 19, 2004
Strip for Jan 19, 2004
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Hey, Cthulhu is on the Reply Filter by IByte2004-01-20 12:15:53
  Rasnfrasn wrong date by IByte2004-01-20 12:21:11
About Linux (O/T) by Menidar2004-01-19 23:59:53
  Knoppix! by axello2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, the board is about to move to a new day... by kahuana2004-01-20 00:01:31
"when...when...when...when..." by tajomaru2004-01-19 23:28:11
Bassplayer needs to crash--Oyasumi nasai! by bassplayer2004-01-19 23:15:18
  Gesundheit! *hands bassplayer a hankie* (n/t) by kahuana2004-01-19 23:16:34
    I'll rip that up and stuff it in my ears. by bassplayer2004-01-19 23:17:24
Targus Canada Warranty department. by kahuana2004-01-19 22:54:23
  As sad as it may be..... by Electric Storm2004-01-19 23:43:55
    An hour of a lawyer's time is worth more than the by kahuana2004-01-19 23:54:49
      ok, then what about the local BBB? by Electric Storm2004-01-20 00:06:32
        I'd be better off ripping the President of Targus by kahuana2004-01-20 00:17:59
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  *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* (n/t) by MajorG172004-01-19 23:28:26
    Zeeky Boogy Doog. (Link-Free. Promise.) by gordonf2004-01-20 07:36:53
  Modded: unsafe site (n/t) by Kickstart2004-01-19 22:59:38
    Can I repost without the link then? by gordonf2004-01-19 23:15:05
  What's the matter with it? by bassplayer2004-01-19 22:56:13
    *lol* this is what, according to my firewall: by DragonLady2004-01-19 23:05:29
    it's at albino black sheep. (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-01-19 23:01:49
  Mods? by saxguy022004-01-19 22:54:44
New game for a late evening! by Kickstart2004-01-19 22:15:47
  My turn. by bassplayer2004-01-19 22:47:11
    bassplayer-y+t=bassplater: by Kickstart2004-01-19 22:57:50
      Duuuude! I like it! by bassplayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
Memorable quotes from HOTW:Part I by subbywan2004-01-19 21:46:37
  What is HOTW? by Dazed2004-01-19 23:15:04
    History Of The World: Part I by kahuana2004-01-19 23:18:49
      why no part II? (n/t) by Dazed2004-01-19 23:32:33
        That's Mel Brooks for ya. by kahuana2004-01-19 23:34:10
  LOL! "Hey, mother..." oh gosh! So funny! by bassplayer2004-01-19 21:53:52
Son of a ... by subbywan2004-01-19 21:33:59
Two favourite poems: by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I saw that movie last night :) by fireballmatt2004-01-19 21:29:28
    *grins* by subbywan2004-01-19 21:30:20
      no kidding by fireballmatt2004-01-19 21:31:55
        Yeah, although I *really* wanted to smack him for by subbywan2004-01-19 21:32:59
          well I would have too! by fireballmatt2004-01-19 21:34:30
            What, you take Arwen and I can have Eowyn? ;) (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 21:36:21
              Yes! That leaves Galadriel for me! (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-19 21:51:29
                so I'm stuck with Rosie Cotton? (n/t) by tajomaru2004-01-19 23:30:36
It didn't jusht walk away! by ag_wyvern2004-01-19 20:55:20
  o_O by packet-rat2004-01-19 21:06:17
    kiki and dust puppy playing together!!!!! (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-01-19 21:28:05
      POING!! Wibble! (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-01-19 21:46:13
        dp in the quatrix? (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2004-01-19 22:04:45
...and off to bed I go by DaNutBall2004-01-19 20:43:39
And Harry doesn't mind by Llyr2004-01-19 20:38:58
  mark knopfler rulez (n/t) by joecrouse2004-01-22 14:50:23
  we're the sultans of swing........ (n/t) by tajomaru2004-01-19 22:38:06
Attn: SnappingTurtle by romandas2004-01-19 20:36:11
Wikipedia, anyone else use it? by llamatron2004-01-19 20:28:29
  Wiki is awesomeness. by BlurOfSerenity2004-01-19 20:35:17
    I agree by tommorris2006-11-19 12:55:59
      just took a look, and have a suggestion... by swisscheese2004-01-20 11:19:28
    serindipity, as they put it in jargon lexicon by llamatron2004-01-19 20:39:30
  I've used it a couple of times. (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 20:29:57
Sometimes technology makes the whole world so much by NedLudd2004-01-19 20:22:21
Web scripting help needed by ahecht2004-01-19 20:12:37
  A couple of ones by serindipity2004-01-19 21:57:02
    Ahh, thanks! by ahecht2004-01-20 05:52:07
  I'm pretty sure you could do it in the httpd.conf by subbywan2004-01-19 21:35:42
    I see <VirtualHost>, but no <VirtualDomain> by kahuana2004-01-19 23:31:49
  An attempt in php: by Silvermoon822004-01-19 21:33:46
  this could be done in javascript I bet by friareriner2004-01-19 21:13:46
It had to happen: by Illiad2004-01-19 19:31:19
  I'm really confused. What'd I miss? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 22:17:45
    Anti-leech by Kickstart2004-01-19 23:36:01
  My god...you know, it wouldn't... by Kickstart2004-01-19 22:08:38
    yeah we should just give them by fireballmatt2004-01-19 22:20:01
  hmm I thought what journal had been there by Celticess2004-01-19 21:25:58
  Good grief! by Didactylos2004-01-19 19:42:46
  "It's not my fault! The advertisers made me do it! (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 19:42:31
  "You have to pay for stuff here??" by BlurOfSerenity2004-01-19 19:40:39
    **snickers** by adiplomat2004-01-19 19:42:01
      Rocko is the dumb jock character on "Undergrads". by BlurOfSerenity2004-01-19 19:57:50
        Sounds like a sound mind ;) by subbywan2004-01-19 20:00:08
          It's Jesse. by BlurOfSerenity2004-01-19 20:06:44
            Yeah, that's her. by subbywan2004-01-19 20:10:42
              quite even. (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 20:10:53
                Jesse's pretty cool.. by BlurOfSerenity2004-01-19 20:12:33
                  I prefer Jesse. by subbywan2004-01-19 20:14:28
                    cool is overrated. by BlurOfSerenity2004-01-19 20:32:21
                      I dunno, we all know miranda owns all (n/t) by llamatron2004-01-19 20:37:09
                      *grins* It's freaky, isn't it? :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 20:33:29
      What was that story where one didn't pay until by ChuckAB2004-01-19 19:48:17
        Yeah ... by subbywan2004-01-19 19:53:57
      Someone in the EU correct me on this if i'm wrong: by subbywan2004-01-19 19:44:35
        Yes, it does work that way. by SaleGamine2004-01-20 02:13:28
        There are some in Germany. by aix tom2004-01-20 00:03:58
        In Sweden by Spiff2004-01-19 23:51:49
        Not in the UK. by Didactylos2004-01-19 19:50:33
  JD, "y' are what y' eat." Please don't eat by adiplomat2004-01-19 19:36:08
  Hee hee. Good one. (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-19 19:31:58
Help, I need a SCSI card! by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 19:30:01
  I think I know where a 2940 card is... by Electric Storm2004-01-19 23:55:47
  AHA-2940UW will do the job by klingklang2004-01-19 22:46:13
  Dunno what you're looking for, but by oot2006-11-19 12:55:59
Just heard a song and had to share... by LenTheLurker2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ya I've heard of it. by texteditor2004-01-19 23:30:11
  First time I heard it was.... by ag_wyvern2004-01-19 20:50:28
  It's an amazing song by tigermouse2004-01-19 20:23:43
"U.S. eyes space as possible battleground" by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  be nice if we knew who the enemy was... by llamatron2004-01-19 20:33:52
    Dumping money...reminds me of 1984 (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-19 21:13:50
    exactly (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 20:34:46
"Morality is meant to liberate." by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  puzzled? by saminz2004-01-19 23:55:34
  "Morality without liberty is slavery; by hyzenthlay2004-01-19 21:44:36
    I like your nick. by bassplayer2004-01-19 21:54:55
      you probably wouldn't believe it... by niwikki2004-01-19 22:35:20
        Hmm. How so? by bassplayer2004-01-19 22:42:52
          I wanted to name myself by niwikki2004-01-19 23:05:06
            No needing of cutting slack here. by bassplayer2004-01-19 23:07:36
  there is so many wrong facts by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Isn't that an oxymorning? :) by subbywan2004-01-19 20:15:44
      Hmmm ... is that a word? Oxymorning? by subbywan2004-01-19 20:27:46
        oxymoron..... by tajomaru2004-01-19 21:16:51
          That last one isn't one by subbywan2004-01-19 21:17:29
            no, liberals did that..... by tajomaru2004-01-19 22:41:26
  I see a lot of revisionism by Slamlander2004-01-19 19:24:39
  Excuse my bias by BRP2004-01-19 19:18:14
    funny... by niwikki2004-01-19 22:40:09
      I don't think it's a different God by bassplayer2004-01-19 22:59:24
        so it's the same morality by niwikki2004-01-19 23:05:56
          I don't think God believes in morality. by bassplayer2004-01-19 23:12:20
            Pfft. by BRP2004-01-20 05:13:17
    Question: if morality is ingrained by God, by NOLAWitch2004-01-19 19:21:04
      Not anti-social ... uncivilized. by Slamlander2004-01-19 19:29:20
        What's the difference? by NOLAWitch2004-01-19 19:31:14
          I'm considered anti-social, but most people don't by subbywan2004-01-19 19:32:07
            You're not the best barometer of behaviour... by NOLAWitch2004-01-19 19:34:06
              *sniggers* by subbywan2004-01-19 19:34:46
  Some telling arguments in there by subbywan2004-01-19 19:10:41
    I disagree, America is still very repressed. by Slamlander2004-01-19 19:26:12
  I don't agree. That doesn't mean I take an by adiplomat2004-01-19 19:08:43
    That article left me puzzled. On one hand, the by NOLAWitch2004-01-19 19:16:30
      Yeah, I think the postulates are messed up. by adiplomat2004-01-19 19:32:08
      Freedom through slavery (sic) by Slamlander2004-01-19 19:27:42
Heelllllllppppp (scheme) by Llyr2004-01-19 18:54:51
  wta = wrong type of argument by monika_krug2004-01-21 16:12:14
  That's not a real error. by subbywan2004-01-19 19:13:09
ATTACK OF THE KILLER MEMES! by adiplomat2004-01-19 18:42:45
  sienfelds grestest memes by joecrouse2004-01-22 15:10:17
  whoa! or DUDE! (n/t) by joecrouse2004-01-22 14:54:42
  Hey kids! What time is it? by dickh2004-01-20 08:29:25
  Keep On Truckin' ! (n/t) by Nashville2004-01-20 08:25:24
  "oh boy" by texteditor2004-01-19 23:22:06
  "I love it when a plan comes together." by texteditor2004-01-19 23:19:48
  It slices! it dices! by tajomaru2004-01-19 23:02:06
  Ufies! Stop posting! NOW! by adiplomat2004-01-19 21:19:45
    Is Drew Carey's nemesis a "Killer Meme"? (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 21:20:55
  One of my faves: "F**K THE POOR!" by subbywan2004-01-19 21:08:39
    Isnt that in by fireballmatt2004-01-19 21:17:48
      *gives fbm 10 snaps* by subbywan2004-01-19 21:18:27
        no kidding by fireballmatt2004-01-19 21:19:01
          "I just LOVE quick time harch!" (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 21:19:34
            "Virginnnns...." (n/t) by adiplomat2004-01-19 21:23:10
            well Mel Brooks is the one that said by fireballmatt2004-01-19 21:23:09
  "Illiad made me do it!" (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 21:04:27
    hrm would that be by fireballmatt2004-01-19 21:10:11
      "You haven't truly read 'The Illiad' until you've by subbywan2004-01-19 21:11:21
  "Film at 11!" (n/t) by adiplomat2004-01-19 20:58:44
  "But you dont have to take my word for it" by fireballmatt2004-01-19 20:51:27
  Using Forks and Knives, I mean, come on... (n/t) by llamatron2004-01-19 20:14:30
  pIch vighajbe' ! by subbywan2004-01-19 20:12:10
    I recognized that language--bad sign... (n/t) by bassplayer2004-01-19 21:23:19
      Fortunately, I couldn't translate it. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 22:18:51
  potato-potato-potato! (n/t) by Didactylos2004-01-19 20:08:24
  Yeeeaah, that's the ticket! (n/t) by Flower2004-01-19 20:08:13
  "I have a baaaaad feeling about this..." by Didactylos2004-01-19 20:03:53
  SPOOOOONNN!!!! by fireballmatt2004-01-19 20:02:58
    "There is no spoon." (n/t) by adiplomat2004-01-19 20:03:46
  Cut it out (with hand motions) by fireballmatt2004-01-19 19:48:46
    actually it's from "out of control" by texteditor2006-11-19 12:55:59
    IIRC... by MajorG172004-01-19 19:52:25
      yup from what i recall (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-01-19 19:54:26
  "And that's the way it is..." by adiplomat2004-01-19 19:44:43
    Walter Cronkite? (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-01-19 19:48:01
      yeah! him! (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 19:51:23
      Absolutely. He always followed with by adiplomat2004-01-19 19:49:08
        and he hated it! by tajomaru2004-01-19 22:48:51
    RAdio dude. by subbywan2004-01-19 19:46:27
  Totally! Like, wow! and other "Valley Girl"isms. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 19:32:25
    Like! Sad! I mean, my bro does a, like, better one by bassplayer2004-01-19 23:18:57
    Fer shure! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-01-19 19:34:41
    "Gag me with spoon!" (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 19:33:48
      'Ere, you dropped this: a (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-19 19:34:55
  And on.... and on.... and Ariston.... by Shadowclaw2004-01-19 19:20:11
  Sock it to me! by NOLAWitch2004-01-19 19:18:11
  COWABUNGA DUDE! by fireballmatt2004-01-19 19:18:06
    I already got it by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
  Solid! by tigermouse2004-01-19 19:15:02
  Bud... Weis... Er... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 19:14:57
  I promise, I'll pull out before then ... (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 19:13:30
    Er... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 19:14:37
  Aaaaaaaayyyyyyy...... by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 19:13:15
  Only you can prevent forest fires. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 19:12:46
    only forest fires prevent bears..... (n/t) by tajomaru2004-01-19 22:46:10
  Take a bite out of crime. (n/t) by fireballmatt2004-01-19 19:11:47
  Could it beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee SATAN?!?! by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 19:08:38
  Nanu nanu. (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-19 19:08:21
    Having trouble placing this one.... by Didactylos2004-01-19 19:44:58
      Mork and Mindy by subbywan2004-01-19 19:46:04
        wrong by joecrouse2004-01-22 15:05:28
          speaking of happy days by joecrouse2004-01-22 15:06:12
        Mork calling Orson.... by Didactylos2004-01-19 19:52:40
          "Rosebud ... " (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 19:55:12
            Darn it! by Didactylos2004-01-19 20:00:34
  This is your brain by Zandermann2004-01-19 19:08:20
    ...on drugs. by pin0cchio2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Shouldn't that be *5* blocks? by subbywan2004-01-19 21:07:09
        "tetra" is also four. Different root. (n/t) by adiplomat2004-01-19 21:10:23
          Damn Greeks and Romans ... by subbywan2004-01-19 21:12:02
            Oh, like English! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 22:12:44
  Now you know by Egaeus2004-01-19 19:05:38
  be careful with that axe, Eugene (n/t) by Zandermann2004-01-19 19:05:37
  You can kiss my little purple pimple. (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 19:00:10
  Open the pod bay doors, HAL (n/t) by Zandermann2004-01-19 18:55:59
  Sorry, Charlie. by bobmon2004-01-19 18:55:47
  I think we're all bozoes on this bus. (n/t) by Zandermann2004-01-19 18:55:28
  I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing! by bobmon2004-01-19 18:54:39
  Trust but verify. (n/t) by bobmon2004-01-19 18:53:40
  You bet your sweet bippy! by bobmon2004-01-19 18:51:30
    Verrrrry Eeeenterestink. by adiplomat2004-01-19 18:55:58
  Dude, RINGING! (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-01-19 18:50:51
  The *DEVIL* made me do it! (n/t) by bobmon2004-01-19 18:50:07
  "Dave's not here!" (n/t) by Zandermann2004-01-19 18:47:49
    Ok, but why can't I talk to Dave? (n/t) by tnglives2004-01-19 18:49:29
  "far out, man" (n/t) by Zandermann2004-01-19 18:47:24
  Eat my shorts! by MajorG172004-01-19 18:45:33
  WAZAAAAAAAUP! (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 18:44:29
I *really* want this OST!! by subbywan2004-01-19 18:29:19
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Moderated for advocating piracy by Nea2004-01-19 19:27:17
    No, I don't by subbywan2004-01-19 19:17:36
  OST? (n/t) by adiplomat2004-01-19 18:31:49
    Original Sound Track by subbywan2004-01-19 18:41:05
      Yep, it's pretty good. I like 'em too. by adiplomat2004-01-19 18:50:50
        also "Gladiator" by Zandermann2004-01-19 18:57:20
          Yeah. Track 3 is esp good for Gladiator :) by subbywan2004-01-19 18:59:38
            my favorite is by Zandermann2004-01-19 19:05:14
              Currently listening to "Armageddon" by subbywan2004-01-19 19:11:22
                terrible movie, but good score (n/t) by Zandermann2004-01-19 19:34:03
                  Oh, i don't know ... i usually watch it when by subbywan2004-01-19 19:35:42
        "Klendathu Drop" from Starship Troopers by subbywan2004-01-19 18:52:04
    Official SoundTrack, I believe. (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-19 18:36:56
Because we are all used to communicating via IM... by cgmeister2004-01-19 17:44:34
  Look 2 threads up for examples B-D (n/t) by MajorG172004-01-19 19:26:45
  What is a "meme"? by bassplayer2004-01-19 17:57:00
    A nasty, infectious thought or idea. by themadkansan2004-01-19 18:00:57
      Not really by llamatron2006-11-19 12:55:59
      *sings* hey Jude.... don't make it bad.... (n/t) by cgmeister2004-01-19 18:03:38
        Wouldn't *that* be an earworm? by thewrongcrowd2004-01-19 18:15:25
          The minute you let her under your skin... (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-19 18:34:50
          A really bad, non-FYOS earworm... by llamatron2004-01-19 18:31:50
          that's what I'm here for ^_^ (n/t) by cgmeister2004-01-19 18:19:39
    Here. by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
      thanks, but... by llamatron2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I am not really a newbie...and I don't by j.butterfly2004-01-19 17:58:40
      My muse is upon me! (Somebody get it OFF!) by adiplomat2004-01-19 18:28:48
        excellent, adiplomat! (n/t) by Zandermann2004-01-19 19:03:21
        *tackles your muse* (n/t) by cgmeister2004-01-19 18:32:06
  ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-19 17:46:11
Grrrr, DataViz sux rox! by Slamlander2004-01-19 17:06:01
  Sorry, I just spent 45 minuts on hold by Slamlander2004-01-19 17:15:17
    Be lucky it wasn't Bangalore... by adiplomat2004-01-19 17:26:09
      Dude, why doesn't your company by Slamlander2004-01-19 17:29:00
        Still trying. My "digestion" went into by adiplomat2004-01-19 17:34:56
          Jo has the same problem by Slamlander2004-01-19 17:43:55
AAH!!! by Llyr2004-01-19 16:58:47
  Why? ImageMagick is your friend. (n/t) by Kickstart2004-01-19 18:06:02
    ImageMagick bug by pin0cchio2004-01-19 19:50:09
    Because. (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-19 18:11:01
  Help again by Llyr2004-01-19 17:53:03
  Can a Scheme guru help me here? by Llyr2004-01-19 17:30:55
    Nyet. Need to keepink competition strugglink. by adiplomat2004-01-19 17:39:01
    You're missing a ) at the end. (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 17:35:11
      You're right, I am. by Llyr2004-01-19 17:37:16
        Did that fix it? (knows *nothing* about Scheme) (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 17:38:01
          Yeah. by Llyr2004-01-19 17:39:43
            Yay! *adds Scheme to his lists of codable langs ;P (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 17:40:44
Now what happened here? by Winsmith2004-01-19 16:43:52
  Something in Texas apparently screamed and died. by themadkansan2004-01-19 16:56:02
    It looked like an ev1.net problem from here. by Slamlander2004-01-19 17:26:34
      Actually, the one in Texas... by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Wow! You're right by Slamlander2004-02-28 16:52:06
          thanx you three! (n/t) by Winsmith2004-01-20 05:32:16
Now *THIS* is bizzare ... by subbywan2004-01-19 16:23:42
  Not *that* bizarre. by ag_wyvern2004-01-19 16:42:39
    Not so much bizzare as very illegal *grin* (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 16:43:47
  Hairy legs? by NedLudd2004-01-19 16:40:26
    nope. No hair for it to pull up on. (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 16:41:20
      Weird... (n/t) by NedLudd2004-01-19 17:18:31
  Standing on your head? (n/t) by gaygeek2004-01-19 16:31:02
    Nope. by subbywan2004-01-19 16:36:51
  Check your vertical hold button. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-01-19 16:30:13
    Vert is fine.. by subbywan2004-01-19 16:37:37
the power of the pig. by Ubergeek22004-01-19 16:20:47
  Where's the urn come in? (n/t) by Arachn1d2004-01-19 16:59:04
    urn held pennies. (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-01-19 21:43:09
Cross your fingers, and hope that just maybe... by swisscheese2006-11-19 12:55:59
Obligatory Link by chowchow2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dude, be very careful linking to that site. by BlurOfSerenity2004-01-19 17:34:49
  Where's the snake? by Spisefisken2004-01-19 16:13:01
    Here's your snake by pin0cchio2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Snake??? I was looking for Waldo! (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 16:13:19
The Taliban did do *some* good. by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
End of Lousy Day Thread by SnappingTurtle2004-01-19 15:44:02
  *crosses fingers for you all* by oot2004-01-19 16:06:58
  Sharmaya and Shariffa? by oot2004-01-19 15:52:21
    The start of it: by P.Buttercup2006-11-19 12:55:59
*sighs* Customers always want support for free. by subbywan2004-01-19 15:36:38
  How many hours of work are expected to fix this? (n/t) by MajorG172004-01-19 15:48:10
    Well, seeing as they'd have to fly there to fix it by subbywan2004-01-19 15:51:54
  keep us updated... by RubinCompServ2004-01-19 15:46:27
    Atm, they're just SOL. by subbywan2004-01-19 15:47:58
      <Knight in Indiana Jones III>"He chose... poorly." by adiplomat2004-01-19 19:01:17
        Amen. (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 19:20:16
  $1800/hr? by gaygeek2004-01-19 15:40:00
    Tech support for specialised hardware/software by subbywan2004-01-19 15:40:44
      You get special rates for weekend etc? by AndyA2004-01-19 16:32:28
        Just $25 per incident by subbywan2004-01-19 16:36:10
Buffy_Fett is gone... by pk23172006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's a disgrace. by AndyA2004-01-19 16:24:11
    Well, technically, I'm changing BACK by pk23172004-01-19 16:40:40
      I know the feeling by lord_dolphin2004-01-19 19:20:48
  got you all by Ubergeek22006-11-19 12:55:59
  Erk. by LionsPhil2004-01-19 15:13:16
    Shoes aren't legumes, they're bats, silly! (n/t) by oot2004-01-19 15:29:12
      Only if they're wing-tips. by BloodyViking2004-01-19 15:40:49
        Aren't those dishes Bostonian? (n/t) by tnglives2004-01-19 18:06:39
  Cool. by McNutcase2004-01-19 14:57:49
"a penny per day"? by RubinCompServ2004-01-19 14:43:11
  If USD keeps going the way it is, by friekatoni2004-01-19 16:06:25
  brainfart by Illiad2004-01-19 14:50:35
  $45 is a minionship by oot2004-01-19 14:48:02
    Membership = $36 (US) (n/t) by oot2004-01-19 14:50:15
      which is just under _10_ pennies per day (n/t) by RubinCompServ2004-01-19 15:43:18
        So when's the next leap year? by tnglives2004-01-19 18:32:34
          Too late... you already are. (heh) (n/t) by adiplomat2004-01-19 19:47:56
        Woops by oot2004-01-19 15:53:37
RPM Upgrade newbie question. by Zyxian2004-01-19 14:40:07
  Do them both at once by klingklang2004-01-19 23:08:07
  This place gives the quickest answers... by Zyxian2004-01-19 15:02:53
  remove and reinstall. by McNutcase2004-01-19 14:44:07
  Remove and install (n/t) by oot2004-01-19 14:43:53
The dirty laundry baskets are empty!!! by j.butterfly2004-01-19 14:39:53
  it won't last by suzisuzisuzi2004-01-19 17:48:12
    yeah, I already tossed what I had on earlier by j.butterfly2004-01-19 17:59:52
      Even the GENTLE cycle? **smacks self** (n/t) by adiplomat2004-01-19 18:31:23
  Anybody ever notice how part of the reason by NOLAWitch2004-01-19 17:28:30
    Then there's Dryer Wardrobe Syndrome. by adiplomat2004-01-19 18:05:24
    If we only have enouch to do a load or two by j.butterfly2004-01-19 17:32:59
  Thanks to my new washer-dryer by wheresthefish2004-01-19 16:18:11
    we couldn't store much more. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-01-19 16:55:20
  Well done! by Lady-Luna2004-01-19 15:17:05
    Thanks! I hope so too... by j.butterfly2004-01-19 15:39:20
  Wow ... I do one load a week. Maybe 2 (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 15:14:14
    we were behind. I normally do around 3. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-01-19 15:39:54
      oh, ok *grin* That's better :) (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 15:41:04
  Only 6?? by Reddy2004-01-19 14:50:00
    well it is just the two of us... by j.butterfly2004-01-19 15:10:27
    She's only doing laundry for 2, though. by themadkansan2004-01-19 14:56:04
Literature is rotten. by nin_man2004-01-19 14:37:53
  Only one solution: by MajorG172004-01-19 15:45:34
    Eww. by tnglives2004-01-19 18:42:36
  In a good or a bad way? by bassplayer2004-01-19 15:24:42
  And you thought bondage was all about ropes ;) (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 15:14:57
  muwahahahahaha. by j.butterfly2004-01-19 14:41:33
My Doctor's Trying to Kill Me! by niwikki2004-01-19 14:34:54
  false alarm by niwikki2004-01-19 17:13:19
  ask if he wants a malpractice suit ... by subbywan2004-01-19 14:37:00
    Acutally, you may want to file a complaint against by subbywan2004-01-19 15:56:20
    Seconded by oot2004-01-19 14:41:28
      Thirded by integral_dx2004-01-19 15:06:20
        Here, here.... by darchorse2004-01-19 15:54:35
Come on, you singers out there! by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
  MajorG17. If you're trying to be helpful, by adiplomat2004-01-19 16:56:07
    I fuss because by MajorG172004-01-19 18:25:01
  need I remind you by niwikki2004-01-19 14:36:01
    ok then. by MajorG172004-01-19 14:37:42
      patience... by niwikki2004-01-19 14:50:08
Crypto Thread (new hint) by Michiel_H2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Does this use some quirk of the 83+ by tiberias2004-01-19 19:56:50
    Yes. A TI83+. by Michiel_H2004-01-20 13:14:16
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2004-01-19 14:12:49
  More stupid jokes by Funky_Monkey2004-01-19 14:34:52
    RHUBARB! *giggles insanely* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2004-01-19 16:25:37
      *WOOF* (n/t) by Winsmith2004-01-19 16:49:37
  So the chickens know if they're coming or going? (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 14:17:43
    Because if they had four they'd be chicken sedans. (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2004-01-19 14:18:30
      *ponders the ramifications of convertible chicken* (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 14:19:23
        Ragtop rooster? (n/t) by themadkansan2004-01-19 14:21:19
Ok finally got that done :) by Celticess2004-01-19 14:12:02
Official What Did You Do During the Outage Thread by SnappingTurtle2004-01-19 14:00:41
  I slept/rested. by Nea2004-01-19 17:32:35
  Worked on The Thesis Of Terror. (n/t) by Winsmith2004-01-19 16:50:41
  Phoned my sister. by wheresthefish2004-01-19 16:11:17
  I was about to leave anyway when it happened.(n/t) by julius.apweiler2004-01-19 16:06:46
  I tried working, for a change... by swisscheese2004-01-19 15:57:05
  Finished my presentation about ... by cava2004-01-19 15:34:59
  W*rked (oh the horror) (n/t) by demonhedge2004-01-19 15:32:45
  Took my boyfriend out for lunch. by gaygeek2004-01-19 15:12:24
  Specced on the ET game while reading for class. by arktus2004-01-19 15:09:40
  There was one?? by Reddy2004-01-19 14:53:25
    Between about 1100 and 1330 Ufie time. by themadkansan2004-01-19 15:00:22
  Called DataViz tech support by Slamlander2004-01-19 14:47:29
  A little ET. by nin_man2004-01-19 14:36:32
    I have. by arktus2004-01-19 15:08:58
  I have been doing laundry... by j.butterfly2004-01-19 14:32:07
    Do mine please! by SnappingTurtle2004-01-19 14:38:18
      hmpf.... by j.butterfly2004-01-19 14:43:13
        Here in Calgary it would end up freeze drying (n/t) by techi8702004-01-19 15:00:36
  Wondered if it was just me :-) (n/t) by ag_wyvern2004-01-19 14:25:22
  Got myself yet another game addiction. by McNutcase2004-01-19 14:22:06
    Riiiiight.... by lf112004-01-19 15:21:08
      Audi 80 SE. by McNutcase2004-01-19 15:44:02
  Cried by valmele2004-01-19 14:17:43
  see TLP above this TLP for answer to that by Celticess2004-01-19 14:13:57
  #SPORKS peaked at 42 users by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  played Quake3 by ParityBit2004-01-19 14:09:10
  #Spork, and work on my bike (n/t) by Animefreak2004-01-19 14:07:10
  I'm taking a phone apart. (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-19 14:04:48
    What kind of phone? (n/t) by techi8702004-01-19 14:15:33
      An old, crappy desk phone. (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-19 15:02:51
  No use hitting F5 by UnFair2004-01-19 14:04:35
  Lunch! (n/t) by Jeeper_sysadmin2004-01-19 14:01:36
  Revise for my databases exam tommorrow morning. by LionsPhil2004-01-19 14:01:36
#SPORKS during the outage... by Myke2004-01-19 13:58:20
Reactions in an emergency by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  usualy a proliferation of profanity by joecrouse2004-01-22 14:58:17
  Cool & Calm by LeiraHoward2004-01-19 17:00:57
    What happened to the deer? (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 17:03:41
      It died by LeiraHoward2004-01-19 17:22:49
        Or just keep a good knife in the car. by subbywan2004-01-19 17:28:45
          I thought of that.... by LeiraHoward2004-01-19 17:31:16
  well by texteditor2004-01-19 15:29:36
    That's what you get for using emacs *duck* (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 15:38:49
      ????????? by texteditor2004-01-19 23:44:17
    correction by texteditor2004-01-19 15:37:54
  I find I'm very similar... by Glum_Reaper2004-01-19 14:55:54
  I'm usually fine both ways by Celticess2004-01-19 14:22:17
  I've had several situations by FireballMatt2004-01-19 14:18:15
  Hide the evidence (n/t) by TechisSO2004-01-19 14:17:26
    :) (n/t) by techi8702004-01-19 14:20:41
  My reaction? by themadkansan2004-01-19 14:15:03
  Similar to you by techi8702004-01-19 14:12:28
    that could just be the adrenaline ... by subbywan2004-01-19 14:15:59
      So how many blocks do you break? (n/t) by techi8702004-01-19 14:18:05
        We were doing wood boards. by subbywan2004-01-19 14:20:57
          The demo my brother did was 3-4 1" cement slabs by techi8702004-01-19 14:22:45
            Cement is usually harder than wood *grin* by subbywan2004-01-19 14:27:06
              hand with spacers. I don't know about the knife by techi8702004-01-19 14:32:00
                It's a reverse cut. by subbywan2004-01-19 14:38:52
  Hmm... dissociative stuff? by oot2004-01-19 14:11:53
  Hmm by Smimpin J2004-01-19 14:07:02
  Loot things depending on the emergency by subbywan2004-01-19 14:04:29
  Well, I'm not sure if I count, but wth.... by Animefreak2004-01-19 14:03:01
  An emergency, you say? by LionsPhil2004-01-19 14:00:27
Hello? someone up here again? by UnFair2004-01-19 13:42:29
  *gasp* by SnappingTurtle2004-01-19 13:56:21
  Woo! It's back! (n/t) by Sim2004-01-19 13:55:22
  I got similar and seems part of the net by Celticess2004-01-19 13:53:53
  Someone tripped over the cord ;) (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-01-19 13:45:12
    Thought Texas had finally slipped into the Gulf. by themadkansan2004-01-19 13:52:41
      UF is in Canada... (n/t) by Frogboy2004-01-19 13:54:50
        server is in texas (n/t) by FireballMatt2004-01-19 13:55:53
          <OT> did you get my e-mail, Matt? by themadkansan2004-01-19 13:57:44
            yeah i just havent had time to sit down by FireballMatt2004-01-19 14:01:37
              Roray Raggy. by themadkansan2004-01-19 14:09:50
Yaaaay (n/t) by Llyr2004-01-19 13:36:47
  Thanks to Yohimbe and Kickstart! by Illiad2004-01-19 13:43:59
    No, no, it was only resting. by LionsPhil2004-01-19 13:56:14
      That's "lovely plumage"... (n/t) by Jeeper_sysadmin2004-01-19 14:00:44
        Quiet, you. by LionsPhil2004-01-19 14:02:34
          mmmm, blueberri...HEY! (n/t) by Jeeper_sysadmin2004-01-19 14:08:28
    I know...it was YakkoWarner! by FireballMatt2004-01-19 13:45:25
      that was my first thought also ;-) (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-01-19 13:55:34
  OHNOES!!! by LionsPhil2004-01-19 13:43:51
  I'll second that :-) (n/t) by P.Buttercup2004-01-19 13:42:57
I may disappear for a while... by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 10:55:24
  And I'm taking ARS with me, apparently... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 13:54:46
    Please give it back..we missed it... (n/t) by valmele2004-01-19 14:23:48
I'm so out of it! by rol78052004-01-19 10:47:40
  I remember when my friend showed me by bassplayer2004-01-19 15:29:44
  It's worse than you think... by raptor_872004-01-19 10:59:14
    Was it ever? by Arman X2004-01-19 13:52:32
  Don't feel bad... by snowblind2004-01-19 10:54:34
graphics question about transparentcies by Celticess2004-01-19 10:44:49
  thanks everyone :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-01-19 19:27:05
  the PNG format has "real" transparency, by Winsmith2004-01-19 10:48:46
    will xpm's also do it? by Celticess2004-01-19 19:26:05
    slightly OT: by subbywan2004-01-19 10:50:16
      GIFs only support pallette transparency. by LionsPhil2004-01-19 13:54:39
  png it with an alpha channel? by Irrelevant2004-01-19 10:47:14
  Yeah, do you have image editing software? by Llyr2004-01-19 10:46:55
    I have gimp(windows and nix), xnview(nix), by Celticess2004-01-19 19:24:09
all your segfault are belong to SCO by superluser2004-01-19 10:43:50
ET nag: Come back here, you oik! We need more... by Irrelevant2004-01-19 10:39:36
  Dude! Go ring yourself! by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *mumblewronglinkmumble* by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
some help? (concerning iptables) by Emanon2004-01-19 10:34:09
  /s/-A/-D/ by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 10:36:33
    it works! by Emanon2004-01-19 10:39:18
Is it the WAP or the laptop? by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 10:33:26
  It's the D-Link. by Slamlander2004-01-19 10:38:39
    No wonder it was cheap. by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 10:39:50
      Lucent and Netgear are my favs by Slamlander2004-01-19 10:43:46
        Almost forgot SMC by Slamlander2004-01-19 10:56:17
        what about USR / 3COM wifi? (n/t) by theanomaly2004-01-19 10:46:49
          I like the 3c905 NICs but by Slamlander2004-01-19 10:55:32
            SMC Expensive? by theanomaly2004-01-19 10:58:46
              A thrown rock will beat LinkSys, by Slamlander2004-01-19 17:12:47
            My lists were pretty much the same. by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 10:57:13
  My WAP does the same thing. by Silvermoon822004-01-19 10:35:47
    Does Belkin resell D-Link? by Slamlander2004-01-19 10:39:55
      I don't think it's D-Link. by Silvermoon822004-01-19 10:50:07
Holiday ET game invite... by imperito2004-01-19 10:32:18
  Not right now. by Sim2004-01-19 10:33:50
  Holiday? by wheresthefish2004-01-19 10:33:48
    Bank holiday. by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 10:38:37
    its a holiday for some in the US by FireballMatt2004-01-19 10:37:50
More accurate storm data coming soon by FireballMatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
Attn: Diabetic UFies by oot2004-01-19 10:16:12
  sent :-) (n/t) by schwing12004-01-19 14:40:17
    Thanks by oot2004-01-19 15:56:30
  email senteded :-) (n/t) by gaygeek2004-01-19 10:54:40
    Thank you by oot2004-01-19 10:58:41
  Well I'm not diabetic I've got family that are by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks by oot2004-01-19 10:56:09
      ok by Celticess2004-01-19 13:56:36
        Thanks by oot2004-01-19 14:01:55
          I think the net is messed up today by Celticess2004-01-19 14:08:47
  as well ... by Slamlander2004-01-19 10:25:42
    Ayup, thanks by oot2004-01-19 14:05:22
  sent as well (n/t) by laserman2004-01-19 10:21:42
    Thank you by oot2004-01-19 14:04:26
  sent (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-01-19 10:20:52
    Thank you (n/t) by oot2004-01-19 14:02:25
I hate fasting. by niwikki2004-01-19 10:14:26
  thanks, everyone, for the suggestions by niwikki2004-01-19 13:52:18
    found it! by niwikki2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Canada Food Guide would also have it :) (n/t) by Celticess2004-01-19 23:39:29
    I do believe things by FireballMatt2004-01-19 14:04:22
  Fasting is best done slowly, one day at a time (n/ (n/t) by webishop2004-01-19 10:54:27
    First Sunday of the month is a good day. ;) (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 10:58:08
  Granola bars by Celticess2004-01-19 10:36:55
  If you can get to a store by oot2004-01-19 10:23:41
  preferably something light by FireballMatt2004-01-19 10:19:26
  Me too, which is why I avoid it at all costs! by subbywan2004-01-19 10:16:48
Now I need to find a computer with audio output! by bugarup2004-01-19 10:13:31
  You think you're weird? by Sim2004-01-19 10:15:18
    you think THAT's weird!? by Ubergeek22004-01-19 10:22:06
      I know. by Sim2004-01-19 10:26:45
        aww i have a teddy bear named that.. by Ubergeek22004-01-19 21:52:23
      That just means *you're* weird ;) (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 10:23:15
    That's cool. by bugarup2004-01-19 10:16:54
You try and do people a favour by MikeCDN2004-01-19 10:12:48
  It's amazing how little respect by binkley2004-01-19 13:46:15
  He's a flake, treat him accordingly. by Slamlander2004-01-19 10:34:44
    I think most people would of given up by Celticess2004-01-19 10:39:32
      Yeah by MikeCDN2004-01-19 14:05:14
  He's taking advantage of you by Celticess2004-01-19 10:20:23
    Yeah I know by MikeCDN2004-01-19 14:02:11
      Oh yeah Politics by MikeCDN2004-01-19 14:03:39
Okay... by Sim2004-01-19 10:01:56
  idgi :( (n/t) by Winsmith2004-01-19 10:11:26
    Cheap long distance. by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 10:17:00
      Hmmm. probably not a coincidence... by binkley2004-01-19 15:23:28
    10-10-220 is a long distance carrier in the US by radiowave9112004-01-19 10:16:14
      Pretty clear to me. by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 10:20:22
    Okay... by Sim2004-01-19 10:14:10
      ok, thankees. by Winsmith2004-01-19 10:15:21
  LOL -- Nice. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 10:05:53
Took down my Christmas tree today. by Silvermoon822004-01-19 09:57:24
  it was you that ordered the Scott E Vest the other by Ubergeek22004-01-19 10:02:07
    Yep, that's me. by Silvermoon822004-01-19 10:06:23
      heheh you're a Noth East US.. by Ubergeek22004-01-19 10:12:24
        Canadian. How could you tell? by Silvermoon822004-01-19 10:16:34
          from the NEUFM or whatever. by Ubergeek22004-01-19 10:17:46
            I really don't like how that sounds.... (n/t) by Myke2004-01-20 00:07:57
  Mine's still up. by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 10:01:48
BTW...this comic reminds me... by Ubergeek22006-11-19 12:55:59
How are your reactions in a emergency? by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sometimes panic, sometimes not by SnappingTurtle2004-01-19 10:38:01
  Depends on the emergency by wiredog2004-01-19 10:34:13
  I'll let you know when there is one. by AndyA2004-01-19 10:14:54
  Well I've delt with a few emerge problems by Celticess2004-01-19 10:13:25
  There was no fire by TechisSO2004-01-19 10:11:27
  About the same as my reactions not in an emergency by Silvermoon822004-01-19 10:02:55
Zelda: Windwaker....OMG+6 by Ubergeek22004-01-19 09:53:55
  Its good untill the actuall sailing part happens by MikeCDN2004-01-19 10:14:07
    it's not so bad, i'm not a huge fan of it tho. by Ubergeek22004-01-19 10:23:07
  Yes it's a good game but I'm stuck... by Zyxian2004-01-19 10:03:49
    The earth temple? hmmmm... by defdood2004-01-19 10:06:31
      Yes but I wasn't going to spoil it for Ubergeek2 (n/t) by Zyxian2004-01-19 10:12:30
  Clarification? by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 09:57:54
    lol yes in the game. by Ubergeek22004-01-19 10:00:44
  it took you how long to beat that? by defdood2004-01-19 09:56:21
    wait what? by Ubergeek22004-01-19 09:57:43
marital tech support... by leistico2004-01-19 09:45:16
  Heh! found even more pearls of wisdom by leistico2004-01-19 10:05:46
  Hmmm, after entertainment package fiancee 1.0 by astreius2004-01-19 09:56:56
  Install Lingerie on Husband? Hmm... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 09:49:12
MikeRowesoft.com sued by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I think by evilsysadmin2004-01-19 14:57:29
    Exactly .. by subbywan2004-01-19 15:01:33
      Very fine line. by tnglives2004-01-19 19:07:09
  They're trying to take him on copyright infringeme by Bellator2004-01-19 10:38:12
  Hello? No, man, I don't know who she is. by YakkoWarner2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Dude, you're so late. by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
      But it's only "ringing" on the same day. by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 10:09:53
        And some of us don't have time to read all the by subbywan2004-01-19 10:12:21
          Indeed. Poor, poor us. (n/t) by bugarup2004-01-19 10:16:01
    Well, thank you for answering ;P (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 09:37:26
      No problem. ;) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 09:44:53
        Odd ... you didn't strike me as one by webishop2004-01-19 09:49:33
          Nah, just walking by when it happened to ring. by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 09:50:46
  He'll lose. He's on record with statements that by kahuana2004-01-19 09:26:47
    Are you kidding!?!? by Slamlander2004-01-19 09:36:11
      Canadian law on computer stuff by Celticess2004-01-19 13:52:55
        Canadian Law is irrelevent by Slamlander2004-01-19 16:21:30
          If they do THAT, they'll lose. by subbywan2004-01-19 16:25:59
            That depends on who you get by Slamlander2004-01-19 17:41:45
      He was trapped into saying a lot by Kickstart2004-01-19 09:50:27
        How was he "trapped" into saying that? by BloodyViking2004-01-19 14:44:10
        That doesn't change the fact that by Slamlander2004-01-19 10:31:23
        $10 was rather insulting. by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 09:53:38
  Okay, I was reading that no more than 2 minutes... by Sim2004-01-19 09:20:26
Hey Toxin? Any word about tonight? (n/t) by Kickstart2004-01-19 09:10:57
  It probably is... I know he's been really busy by Celticess2004-01-19 09:38:45
    oh and btw by Celticess2004-01-19 09:40:22
  I could email you his SO's phone number if you by techi8702004-01-19 09:36:17
    hey thanks...we have it. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-01-19 13:46:20
When you talk to God, he answers ... by subbywan2004-01-19 08:49:28
  That just demostrates 2 things: by binkley2004-01-19 15:46:37
  *chuckle* by kahuana2004-01-19 09:23:11
    Yeah, right. College athlete? by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 09:56:23
    I'd think the prof would have to disprove it by subbywan2004-01-19 09:28:30
      Football players merely THINK they're gods. by NOLAWitch2004-01-19 09:31:22
  But the answer's usually "No". (n/t) by wiredog2004-01-19 08:52:26
  LOL (n/t) by techi8702004-01-19 08:50:27
Random computer problem of the day. by AndyA2004-01-19 08:49:20
  My guess would be a busted video card. by subbywan2004-01-19 08:50:46
    And lets include a reminder for those by webishop2004-01-19 09:56:24
Request for help on html forms by talon07202004-01-19 08:49:13
  Suggestion: by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 08:58:00
    Thank you by talon07202004-01-19 09:14:01
    its opening another frame by talon07202004-01-19 09:05:27
From Email: by Winsmith2004-01-19 08:46:28
  That joke WOULD work if... by MajorG172004-01-19 09:01:24
    It was probably some strange monk lingo ^^ (n/t) by Winsmith2004-01-19 09:17:37
      Right ... by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: Spokane UFies! by wiredog2006-11-19 12:55:59
The obligatory UHF quote: by gblues2004-01-19 08:42:32
  Supplies! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 08:49:37
LOTD: My Superhero = by MajorG172004-01-19 08:42:03
  George W. Bush by Dshade2004-01-19 10:32:34
  Mine: by Silvermoon822004-01-19 10:14:45
  hehehe by Celticess2004-01-19 09:50:48
  Heh. One for my nick, and one for my real name. by Sim2004-01-19 09:09:32
    hrm well if you are addicted to yogurt by FireballMatt2004-01-19 09:10:46
      Heh. by Sim2004-01-19 09:18:05
        namely Banana Cream Pie? ;) (n/t) by FireballMatt2004-01-19 09:19:41
          I was actually thinking Apple Danish. by Sim2004-01-19 09:21:36
  Name: Madame Fox by rottweiler2004-01-19 09:05:44
    and for my pseudonym ... Blaze Snake by rottweiler2004-01-19 09:07:21
  Name: Madame Dancer by tigermouse2004-01-19 09:00:11
  Narcolepsy? More like Insomnia for me. by DarthSane2004-01-19 08:58:06
  Superhero for Techi870 by techi8702004-01-19 08:55:29
  Superhero for my name by techi8702004-01-19 08:54:56
  mine is by FireballMatt2004-01-19 08:54:18
    You get a nuclear train by treehugger2004-01-19 09:01:13
      if you had to walk around naked by FireballMatt2004-01-19 09:06:42
  Invisible hands?! Hysteria ensues by treehugger2004-01-19 08:45:57
  Tragic Flaw: Addicted to email by Winsmith2004-01-19 08:44:11
Adultery is the new terrorism by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Devil's Island?!? I believe that a simulated by adiplomat2004-01-19 17:09:39
  If you don't believe it's so bad... by nin_man2004-01-19 08:39:49
A new idea for US Politics by subbywan2004-01-19 08:09:31
  1792 ? I'm a few years off by scissors2004-01-19 08:15:11
    It's only a revolution if it's illegal by subbywan2004-01-19 08:16:43
  You are truly mental! As much as I love ancient by NOLAWitch2004-01-19 08:13:13
    Hee hee hee - yes, I am by subbywan2004-01-19 08:15:44
      So the potential of decades more of Rummy by tigermouse2004-01-19 08:27:55
        True. The first administration would be a problem by subbywan2004-01-19 08:33:36
          But also realize by tigermouse2004-01-19 08:37:54
            Don't think so .. by subbywan2004-01-19 08:42:07
              I think you're crazy. by tigermouse2004-01-19 08:55:36
                Yes, yes I am :) by subbywan2004-01-19 08:59:13
                  *zaps subbywan with psychotronic stick* by tigermouse2004-01-19 09:01:54
                    "I love to party with ambulance guys" by subbywan2004-01-19 09:16:46
Web Hosting and Design by Dixon2004-01-19 08:00:34
  I happen to like Readyhosting by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
  How's Free? by noprob2006-11-19 12:55:59
    1&1 by Star Warrior2004-01-19 09:23:09
    kind of slow though. by ky0t32004-01-19 09:07:52
      That's them trying to get a slice of the US pie (n/t) by BRP2004-01-19 09:25:34
  What I use by BRP2006-11-19 12:55:59
  check us out by ky0t32006-11-19 12:55:59
    I got nailed for doing this. (n/t) by Myke2004-01-19 08:55:17
    ahem ... tell them to cross-browser test ... by rottweiler2004-01-19 08:33:00
      Oooooh, it gets better... by Khaar2004-01-19 08:38:31
        Erm. by nin_man2004-01-19 08:46:03
          What get's me is... by Khaar2004-01-19 08:48:11
            you're even worse than me! by rottweiler2004-01-19 08:55:20
              I try. :) by Khaar2004-01-19 08:59:28
                how about a 2nd chance by ky0t32006-11-19 12:55:59
                  same issues by rottweiler2004-01-19 09:31:34
                    better flash by ky0t32004-01-19 09:56:36
                      better flash ... by rottweiler2004-01-19 15:41:33
        uh . . . by ky0t32004-01-19 08:41:23
          it's an attractive design ... by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Javascript errors on IE6... (n/t) by Khaar2004-01-19 08:34:20
    10, 9, 8, 7... (n/t) by Khaar2004-01-19 08:14:53
  Are you talking about total makeover or... by Khaar2004-01-19 08:09:10
Strange XP home issue by Egaeus2004-01-19 07:59:58
  Thanks guys by Egaeus2004-01-19 19:13:13
  If all the other's adice fails... by jillswift2004-01-19 09:41:17
  my advice... by soldier2004-01-19 09:13:56
  I checked by Egaeus2004-01-19 08:57:45
  XP Pro is not an option by Egaeus2004-01-19 08:51:45
  A side note -- by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 08:40:43
    So what is Windows Messenger by Egaeus2004-01-19 08:52:53
      Same as MSN Messenger. by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 09:01:22
  IIRC, there's a patch by wiredog2004-01-19 08:06:16
  Use XP Pro. by Sim2004-01-19 08:04:17
    There is no part of WinXPhome that is good. by Slamlander2004-01-19 08:46:50
ATTN: subbywan, adiplomat, & llyr by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  the meriwether photo reminds me... by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And Ricki Lake (n/t) by subbywan2004-01-19 08:22:20
  Eartha Kitt is the one, true Catwoman. by BloodyViking2004-01-19 08:11:07
Does anyone here have access to by FireballMatt2004-01-19 07:43:22
Missing Janis by SnappingTurtle2004-01-19 07:07:33
  "And now, a song ... by wiredog2004-01-19 08:08:57
    Nobody but Janis... by SnappingTurtle2004-01-19 08:40:42
  *raises whiskey glass to Pearl* by NOLAWitch2004-01-19 08:05:32
    Hmm... by SnappingTurtle2004-01-19 08:52:13
    Well said! by chrisP2004-01-19 08:20:45
  "Busted flat in Baton Rouge..." by thewrongcrowd2004-01-19 08:04:51
  <nitpick>The Elton John lyrics are actually by skeptic2004-01-19 07:55:10
  . by DarthSane2004-01-19 07:40:34
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by Nickface2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Teamspeak by Nickface2004-01-19 07:33:06
    Server is back up by stacato2004-01-19 07:57:55
      Question: by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 08:47:20
        ok, this is how we do it by stacato2004-01-19 10:00:19
        Use ETMin by ahecht2006-11-19 12:55:59
          mirror by ahecht2006-11-19 12:55:59
  so u taking over the threat now ? (n/t) by stacato2004-01-19 07:21:09
    I'll post it if I remember to... by Nickface2004-01-19 07:25:01
    anyone can post it by FireballMatt2004-01-19 07:22:52
      right right. :) by stacato2004-01-19 07:25:05
Need reference material, DVD, by pecosdave2004-01-19 07:03:35
  FOUND IT! by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There are purpose-made gadgets for polishing by JohnClarke2004-01-19 07:08:47
    I'm considering ones of those, by pecosdave2004-01-19 07:13:54
      The difference with those style deals by Freakazoid2004-01-19 07:17:03
        Retread! by pecosdave2004-01-19 07:21:10
JobCenter daily reminder post. by adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by adiplomat2004-01-19 06:50:09
How odd. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  THat is AWESOME! by Sim2004-01-19 06:41:57
    When I first loaded it, by LionsPhil2004-01-19 06:42:52
      I got it all just fine. by Sim2004-01-19 06:46:21
        Umm...XP. by LionsPhil2004-01-19 06:49:41
          *thwack* by Sim2004-01-19 06:54:41
            "Bad Command or File Name" by LionsPhil2004-01-19 06:57:06
              Hmm. by Sim2004-01-19 07:00:56
Stuffed up computer, need help by Man2004-01-19 06:37:07
  IDE Controller by miathet2004-01-19 07:19:15
    Thanks, this is really helpful by Man2004-01-19 07:27:35
      Options by miathet2004-01-19 07:46:06
        Agreed to all except ... 2 and 4 by Slamlander2004-01-19 09:13:52
  try Flattening the BIOS by laserman2004-01-19 06:42:03
    OK ill try by Man2004-01-19 07:22:47
  WinXP ... sure u wanna do that ??? by stacato2004-01-19 06:41:56
    Im sure by Man2004-01-19 07:18:32
      It's true, I've run some hairy systems on by Slamlander2004-01-19 09:20:08
    Bah! You just don't know how to run XP. by Sim2004-01-19 06:45:27
      never had a blue screen in WinXP pro by stacato2004-01-19 06:48:20
        Why was it sluggish? by Sim2004-01-19 06:51:10
Supervisor Pet Peeves Thread by crash_2004-01-19 06:10:19
  Oh yes, I forgot the chain smokers that annoy me by crash_2004-01-19 08:16:09
    Drop pamphlets for wireless headsets on ... by ag_wyvern2004-01-19 10:30:59
    {{crash_}} by Mysmask2004-01-19 08:31:35
  {{{HUGS}}} by shadowsystems2004-01-19 07:14:32
    I just get so annoyed that folks can't see by crash_2004-01-19 08:11:26
Why are people still this stupid by Spisefisken2004-01-19 06:10:14
  Got a copy yesterday. by AndyA2004-01-19 08:59:28
  Random_c's boots 'ave stolen your thread! (n/t) by Sim2004-01-19 07:00:13
    Well that is what happens by Spisefisken2004-01-19 07:55:19
  When satan goes to work on a slow plough? by random_c2006-11-19 12:55:59
    But do you have the matching accessories? by LionsPhil2004-01-19 06:53:04
      I do have... by random_c2004-01-19 06:56:01
        I believe he was refering to... by Sim2004-01-19 06:59:00
          Quite possibly. by random_c2004-01-19 07:28:27
    Woah! Well cool! by treehugger2004-01-19 06:35:56
    How long does it take to tie them? :P (n/t) by Khaar2004-01-19 06:25:32
      Maybe 10 minutes... by random_c2004-01-19 06:55:06
    Jeez. I'd get frustrated at the 9th string loop. by skeptic2004-01-19 06:24:11
      Well... by random_c2004-01-19 06:54:18
        No, velcro shoes are for people who care by skeptic2004-01-19 07:25:55
          Heh. I see nothing worng with boots. by Sim2004-01-19 08:00:41
          Oh these are for comfort alright... by random_c2004-01-19 07:37:05
    Ooooh nice boots! by syren2004-01-19 06:19:35
      Got them from... by random_c2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I'd say about... by syren2004-01-19 06:34:24
          *bwahahhaha* by random_c2004-01-19 06:52:25
            Okay then how much? by syren2004-01-19 06:54:00
              Before my discounts or after? by random_c2004-01-19 06:56:41
                That is as they say, a whole lot of money by Bellator2004-01-19 07:56:03
                  I think I said this bit elsewhere, but... by random_c2004-01-19 08:12:53
                    It's not that I fail to see your point by Bellator2004-01-19 08:39:06
                      Actually these are orthopaedic shoes. :) by random_c2004-01-19 09:30:05
                        I dont get this by astro-g2004-01-20 00:32:05
                          I have knee problems... by random_c2004-01-20 02:44:21
                    And if you get more shoes there... by tigermouse2004-01-19 08:18:33
                      Indeed... by random_c2004-01-19 08:20:48
                That's a whole lotta money. by Arcanum2004-01-19 07:08:01
                  Indeed they are. by random_c2004-01-19 07:34:44
                    Aye, that you do. by Arcanum2004-01-19 08:06:04
                      I wouldn't have thought... by random_c2004-01-19 08:14:20
                        I don't know by tigermouse2004-01-19 08:25:59
                Wow... by syren2004-01-19 07:01:54
                  Well I thought of it this way... by random_c2004-01-19 07:33:42
                    Difference between by scissors2004-01-19 08:27:52
                      Ah but you're a *bloke* by random_c2004-01-19 09:24:54
                *falls over* by LionsPhil2004-01-19 06:58:13
                  You can buy a Macintosh for that! by skeptic2004-01-19 07:28:19
                    *lol* by random_c2004-01-19 07:30:56
                      So... by defdood2004-01-19 07:34:53
                        Well I tend to wear... by random_c2004-01-19 07:36:10
                          and you would get a pair of jeans by defdood2004-01-19 07:38:38
                            Two words. Boot Cut. by random_c2004-01-19 07:45:46
                              Sneakers Guy ----> by defdood2004-01-19 07:52:37
                                Heh. by random_c2004-01-19 08:04:53
                What was it before discounts? by Sim2004-01-19 06:57:52
                  Er, not sure. by random_c2004-01-19 07:29:44
      Right, I saw that comment and started cracking up. by Sim2004-01-19 06:22:05
        I saw the boots picture and by defdood2004-01-19 07:31:48
        Bad Sim! by syren2004-01-19 06:24:28
        Explanation please, milord! (n/t) by random_c2004-01-19 06:23:16
          *sigh* by Sim2004-01-19 06:36:50
            hehe! by syren2004-01-19 06:41:24
              I noticed you did. (n/t) by Sim2004-01-19 06:42:22
                Well you can see how it might have been by syren2004-01-19 06:43:18
                  Yah. by Sim2004-01-19 06:48:42
Repost: Shoutcast, streams, and playlists. by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
<Deleted><Deleted>2004-01-19 08:17:30
  Don't dramaqueen, even in jest...modded (n/t) by Kickstart2004-01-19 08:18:02
    Ok, sorry 'bout that. by wiredog2004-01-19 08:41:17
      what do you think? (n/t) by j.butterfly2004-01-19 09:26:43
        Probably by wiredog2004-01-19 09:36:06
  Wiredog, whether you meant it or not, this by adiplomat2004-01-19 06:49:37
    The mods aren't that stupid. by BloodyViking2004-01-19 07:33:40
      If you finished my post, you know that I by adiplomat2004-01-19 07:39:33
        I have seen many similar 'mod tweaking' posts by BloodyViking2004-01-19 07:51:33
    Huh? by wiredog2004-01-19 07:01:27
      There's a "no drama queening" rule. by LionsPhil2004-01-19 07:04:27
        Hmmm by wiredog2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Unlike some, I don't think there'll be a serious by adiplomat2004-01-19 07:30:00
            Yeah by wiredog2004-01-19 07:47:07
              Not quite a troll attack, this was more by adiplomat2004-01-19 07:55:34
                a board regulars fight by wiredog2004-01-19 07:58:45
  Yes you are by DarthSane2004-01-19 06:13:01
    Mercy on his behalf? by saxguy022004-01-19 06:18:43
      I'm no mod by DarthSane2004-01-19 07:22:08
      I agree, I thought he was being funny too. (n/t) by crash_2004-01-19 06:20:28
        That rule is pretty strict... by Khaar2004-01-19 06:22:57
          Having checked on the rule by wiredog2004-01-19 07:27:39
            No, the rule (formal or not) that it appeared to by adiplomat2004-01-19 07:36:32
              Is it though? by BloodyViking2004-01-19 07:56:17
                Now that I think of it... by wiredog2004-01-19 07:59:39
              OT: Questions by wiredog2004-01-19 07:52:44
                Last I heard they work working on it. (n/t) by BloodyViking2004-01-19 07:54:23
          The mods aren't brain-locked beaurocrats, by LionsPhil2004-01-19 06:42:04
  *Bang* Another troll bites the dust by Troll_Hunter2004-01-19 06:05:01
    *revokes troll-hunting license* by LionsPhil2004-01-19 07:05:31
  who are you ? (n/t) by TheRaven2004-01-19 05:55:23
    A troll (n/t) by diGriz2004-01-19 05:55:49
      i didn't ask you (j/k) by TheRaven2004-01-19 05:57:45
Employee review in 15 minutes by SnappingTurtle2004-01-19 05:48:24
  Urgh!!! by SnappingTurtle2004-01-19 06:06:52
    So you got a 10 instead of a 9 by Spisefisken2004-01-19 06:14:14
    You looked motivated by DarthSane2004-01-19 06:10:26
  OK, looking for a little sympathy here (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2004-01-19 05:59:57
    Oh, right. Silly me. I missed your request! by flatlander2004-01-19 06:03:24
    {{{SnappingTurtle}}} by syren2004-01-19 06:01:37
      Another good thing about being a temp: by SnappingTurtle2004-01-19 06:02:15
        Nope not better pay for me. by syren2004-01-19 06:06:23
FCOTD by Winsmith2004-01-19 05:36:55
My chair is gone by crash_2004-01-19 05:17:12
  I'm not positive by DesertRat662004-01-19 08:41:26
    BTW that's how we got LCD monitors by DesertRat662004-01-19 08:45:21
  I love my chair ... by rottweiler2004-01-19 07:54:27
  Have you explaned to your boss that by Bealz22004-01-19 07:53:40
    I don't think he gives a darn by crash_2004-01-19 08:21:10
      hold on by astro-g2004-01-19 23:54:00
      Might I note that by Slamlander2004-01-19 09:01:06
  Ebay is your friend by JohnClarke2004-01-19 06:44:14
  I did buy my own. by Khaar2004-01-19 06:44:11
  Been there... by saminz2004-01-19 05:33:29
This is so wrong.... by retiqlum22004-01-19 04:49:13
ATTN: Unreal Tournament 2003 players (and badgers) by LionsPhil2004-01-19 04:44:25
  Du-u-u-u-u-u-ude! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 09:06:25
  Only 7 correct,,,, by retiqlum22004-01-19 05:00:35
    How bad is that. I replied to the post above.<n/t> by retiqlum22004-01-19 05:02:08
(QUIZ) What do you know of the US presidency? by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  9 of 10 (n/t) by archnerd2004-01-19 22:59:35
  10/10....... by tajomaru2004-01-19 17:47:36
  6 out of 10. (n/t) by chrisP2004-01-19 08:24:35
  10 of 10. Ze questions, they were too easy. (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2004-01-19 08:13:57
  2 out of 10 by scissors2004-01-19 08:10:33
  10 of 10 (n/t) by Zandermann2004-01-19 08:03:26
  Hmmm.. 5 out of 10 by kambrose2004-01-19 07:43:44
  7 out of 10 by nin_man2004-01-19 07:28:26
  8 of 10, only missed 2 by Slamlander2004-01-19 07:25:08
  3 out of 10 by defect2004-01-19 07:17:42
  8 out of 9 right by SnappingTurtle2004-01-19 05:37:21
    Whatever for? by nin_man2004-01-19 07:27:51
  9 out of 10. by DarthSane2004-01-19 05:25:32
  3 of 10. Can I run for president? (n/t) by skeptic2004-01-19 05:15:50
    No, you're over-qualified. (n/t) by pas512004-01-19 06:42:49
    2 out of 10 (n/t) by treehugger2004-01-19 06:42:20
  7 of 10 by OsteSpiser2004-01-19 05:07:32
  4 out of 10 by Spisefisken2004-01-19 04:57:52
  8 out of 10 (n/t) by mrmath2004-01-19 04:52:46
    same... by plblark2004-01-19 07:26:30
UFie Idol 2 karaoke tracks available! (repost) by MajorG172006-11-19 12:55:59
YATTA! by LionsPhil2004-01-19 03:50:58
  AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE by Freakazoid2004-01-19 03:55:58
    Just for you by ideur2004-01-19 03:59:33
      Mod time... by Freakazoid2004-01-19 04:00:46
        That is why i did not made a Clicky (n/t) by ideur2004-01-19 04:03:29
          still doesn't make it safe from modding (n/t) by Freakazoid2004-01-19 04:04:44
M$ sues student ... by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
  CNN story for the germanic-impaired by YakkoWarner2006-11-19 12:55:59
    germanic?!? by chrisP2004-01-19 09:58:43
  Ouch by prat2004-01-19 06:28:33
FreeBSD Help by stacato2004-01-19 03:16:35
  Error Help with BSD Disks by stacato2004-01-19 04:56:11
    Sounds like you've got yourself a bum floppy by Bellator2004-01-19 05:42:42
      i just tried both floppies on a different by stacato2004-01-19 05:56:25
        Bad or dirty drive? by ideur2004-01-19 06:05:47
          i have no spare drive to test it with by stacato2004-01-19 06:14:50
    I don't know FreeBSD THAT well :-) by ideur2004-01-19 05:31:31
      tried knoppix and no luck by stacato2004-01-19 05:59:18
        I have a (modified) Dell Optilex GL 100 by ideur2004-01-19 06:14:52
          got it running on a spare OptiPlex Gn by stacato2004-01-19 07:23:31
    You're not wearing the right shoes. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-01-19 05:03:00
  Get "sbootmgr.dsk" from your favorite by ideur2004-01-19 03:25:06
    it detected the cdrom by stacato2004-01-19 03:42:20
      Correct link to sbootmgr.dsk by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
        boot error with sbootmgr by stacato2004-01-19 04:15:46
          try to "click" /hit enter and disregard the error by ideur2004-01-19 04:24:57
            been hitting enter for 20 minutes now by stacato2004-01-19 04:52:20
              OK, so it seems not to work :-) by ideur2004-01-19 05:05:36
      "old_cd.i" is a slackware boot disk! by ideur2004-01-19 03:45:42
        on it already. didn't think bout checking there (n (n/t) by stacato2004-01-19 04:04:00
    Or : Read the "INSTALL.*" file on your first CD by ideur2004-01-19 03:33:16
Badger? by LooseChanj2004-01-19 03:05:39
  clicky by astro-g2004-01-19 03:21:42
    Origin by NoiseMaker2004-01-21 01:42:45
    fixed clicky by gblues2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Wallpaper by Otokodate2004-01-19 06:39:00
    the timing goes wonky...? by Fashion Cat2004-01-19 05:44:18
      No, it never stops by Otokodate2004-01-19 06:34:31
        aparantly by astro-g2004-01-19 21:47:00
          If you still have a job by tpfh232004-05-26 19:28:39
    Does it ever stop? (N/T) by mrmath2004-01-19 04:56:39
      Yes. (n/t) by LionsPhil2004-01-19 04:58:27
        When... when you close it? (n/t) by Baggins2004-01-19 05:18:07
    Mushroom Mushroom (n/t) by white_raven2004-01-19 03:23:19
      ssssssnake! (n/t) by DragonLady2004-01-19 04:38:07
Now that's gross ... by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
  KRASS (n/t) by astreius2004-01-19 02:44:01
Folding@Home : Ufie Stats by chichiwawa2006-11-19 12:55:59
  73 days left ... by chichiwawa2004-01-19 02:39:27
  Congrats ISPC by chichiwawa2004-01-19 02:28:31
  Congrats Khaar by chichiwawa2004-01-19 02:26:50
SETI@Ufie by Afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What happened? by Egaeus2004-01-19 17:31:25
  Completely OT by chichiwawa2004-01-19 02:43:46
    Eh, sorry by afterburner2004-01-19 03:03:56
      That's OK by chichiwawa2004-01-19 04:17:17
Mmm, new better, older monitor... by fudje2004-01-19 01:33:40
  Remember that a "normal" PC cannot handle by ideur2004-01-19 01:52:33
Badger badger isn't even THAT good... by SeeMo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cheese ? by cava2004-01-19 06:04:23
    It's often in disguise. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 09:07:30
  Is Weebl and Bob FYOSS? by LionsPhil2004-01-19 03:34:37
  Argh! Snake! It's a snake! by Irrelevant2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It has badgers. by fudje2004-01-19 01:34:49
    But badgers don't exist by Spisefisken2004-01-19 01:38:17
      They do too! by DaNutBall2004-01-19 01:50:12
        Wisconsin by remial2004-01-19 02:40:36
          It exists! It's a state between the US and Canada! by DaNutBall2004-01-19 04:33:53
            ooh! can I have it? :) by Freakazoid2004-01-19 04:40:40
              NO! It's MINE; ALL MINE! by DaNutBall2004-01-19 04:41:27
          Oh yeah? Then where is all the cheese from? by Electric Storm2004-01-19 02:54:35
            cheese is from cali by ky0t32004-01-19 09:13:11
              California cheese commercials are bogusness by Slamlander2004-01-19 09:31:32
            That's not cheese! YUCH! by Slamlander2004-01-19 03:49:56
              Agreed! (n/t) by OsteSpiser2004-01-19 05:45:35
            Tsk ... Tsk ... by ideur2004-01-19 03:10:10
              Well.... by Electric Storm2004-01-19 03:14:43
            From the moon, where else? (n/t) by Khaar2004-01-19 02:58:30
      I see them regularly by jeff_uk2004-01-19 01:42:51
        hmmm by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
          The only critter more vicious AFAIK by Slamlander2004-01-19 02:16:34
            I don't think they are in my area by Celticess2004-01-19 07:42:04
            Badgers are not vicious by delcted2004-01-19 05:30:00
              I think they vary with the breed of badger by Celticess2004-01-19 07:43:50
      My mother's rescued hedgehogs from a badger. by fudje2004-01-19 01:40:47
        You said it yourself by Spisefisken2004-01-19 01:43:59
          Having fun here? by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Those are *so* fake. by Khaar2004-01-19 02:24:57
              "taxidermus taxidermus"!=badger (n/t) by OsteSpiser2004-01-19 06:07:15
      I've seen a badger. by treehugger2004-01-19 01:39:52
        That is part of the story by Spisefisken2004-01-19 01:42:06
          Purchase a clue... by Devro_os2004-01-19 04:43:35
            Just 3 whams? by oloryn2004-01-21 18:03:12
          I see badgers. by Voltigeur2004-01-19 03:22:21
            <Deleted><Deleted>2004-01-19 07:27:15
              double post :) (n/t) by DragonLady2004-01-19 07:27:39
            There usually in disguise!! (n/t) by demonhedge2004-01-19 05:58:02
              Sorry, to tired (n/t) by demonhedge2004-01-19 05:58:34
          You see badgers. Just... by Argos2004-01-19 02:54:42
          I trust my friend! by treehugger2004-01-19 01:47:43
      Actually, they do ... by Slamlander2004-01-19 01:39:34
  Precisely BECAUSE it is soooo bad ... by Slamlander2004-01-19 01:33:59
Att: Illiad by l1nx2004-01-19 01:07:24
  I used to use AvantGo until by Slamlander2004-01-19 01:11:03
What do you think? by Spiff2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thought about it a little more.... by aix tom2004-01-19 08:38:14
  What a bunch of morons. by BloodyViking2004-01-19 07:15:28
    Well, I personally by Spiff2004-01-19 07:33:19
      Well, certainly... by saminz2004-01-19 07:45:21
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Moderated for language in link by Nea2004-01-19 17:39:23
    Hmmm... mods? Article has a couple of s-bombs(n/t) by julius.apweiler2004-01-19 10:25:04
      what are s-bombs? did my post violate some rule? (n/t) by goulo2004-01-19 15:22:08
  As usual, art serves as a mirror by binkley2004-01-19 03:40:06
  No matter how tasteless you find an artwork.. by buzzin2004-01-19 03:07:35
  I think the media should be more balanced. by aix tom2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks, we all need a postitive nudge (n/t) by binkley2004-01-19 03:33:56
  I saw that all over the news here by Slamlander2004-01-19 01:15:46
    The Israeli government was quick to by Spiff2004-01-19 01:19:50
      Bummer, the Isreali gov by Slamlander2004-01-19 01:31:25
        Israel's troops also target civilians, you know by goulo2004-01-19 06:59:43
        Civilian collateral damage by BloodyViking2004-01-19 06:15:44
          I've always wondered why they haven't by Slamlander2004-01-19 08:57:10
  I think the installation is by DragonLady2004-01-19 01:15:08
AAARG, darn you Illiad, darn you to heck by Freakazoid2004-01-19 00:48:48
  "Interplanet Janet" by YakkoWarner2004-01-19 09:47:18
  #Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda... # by Irrelevant2004-01-19 03:36:20
  DJ Oetzi "Burgerdance" by grmpf2004-01-19 02:16:59
    Uh oh ... bad for your mental health! by chrisP2004-01-19 02:45:27
      Oh, and while we are at it ... by chrisP2004-01-19 02:48:38
        Thanks for the help, i calmed down by grmpf2004-01-19 04:31:00
          Much better :) (n/t) by chrisP2004-01-19 08:22:28
  the lumberjack song by flatlander2004-01-19 01:59:52
    i _DIDN'T_ have a song stuck in my head... (n/t) by jeff_uk2004-01-19 02:11:53
I know how sid feels by Celticess2004-01-19 00:43:52
  So I take it you don't eat them up? (yum) (n/t) by crash_2004-01-19 06:14:39
  I know a song that'll get on your nerves by Voltigeur2004-01-19 02:39:01
    I'll know a post that wastes excessive vertical by LionsPhil2004-01-19 03:31:17
      I seriously doubt it. by Voltigeur2004-01-19 04:58:28
  fish heads are no fun by flatlander2004-01-19 01:36:44
  Ex gf? I am losing track here. by skeptic2004-01-19 00:46:07
    yes and one ex bf came with an exgf by Celticess2004-01-19 01:47:19
      One thing's sure: you've had an interesting life. (n/t) by skeptic2004-01-19 03:43:53
        Never truely a dull moment by Celticess2004-01-19 07:46:25
I don't get it. by Michiel_H2004-01-19 00:34:21
  Actually, the song is wrong by Slamlander2004-01-19 02:07:44
    While I agree that the song is wrong... by Voltigeur2004-01-19 03:17:16
      It is. by LionsPhil2004-01-19 03:29:35
        They were ingested by the creator? (n/t) by Spiff2004-01-19 03:58:24
        Well, technically... by Voltigeur2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Kuala Lumpur! (n/t) by tuxette2004-01-19 04:18:24
  Has to do with another ufie by Celticess2004-01-19 00:39:00
    Do you mean Llyr? by bassplayer2004-01-19 22:12:35
    Thanks. I see what Sid means. :) (n/t) by Michiel_H2004-01-19 02:18:54
  Mushroom Mushroom (n/t) by Narfy2004-01-19 00:36:27
    A snaaaaaaaake! (n/t) by ErniePi2004-01-19 00:44:59
      Did someone call? (n/t) by snake2004-01-20 08:48:43
      Ew a snaaaake! (n/t) by Slamlander2004-01-19 01:19:11
        Not muchroom for that >:> (n/t) by DragonLady2004-01-19 01:30:41
          That's terrible, you. (n/t) by fudje2004-01-19 01:39:37
  bdgerbadgerbadger.com (n/t) by Ubergeek22004-01-19 00:35:38
    Cooooool! (n/t) by astreius2004-01-19 00:57:47
The UF Weekly photoschlock Contest! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
*splutter* @#$%^& by DragonLady2004-01-19 00:25:42
  Mine's got mushrooms... (n/t) by Frogboy2004-01-19 00:27:57
    With all the gunk on it .. by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I hope they are medicinal (n/t) by lord_dolphin2004-01-19 00:35:04
Soon, *very* soon now....UFie Idol 2! by lord_dolphin2004-01-19 00:19:31
  Important note on registrations: by lord_dolphin2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: DiGriz by Celticess2004-01-19 00:10:52
  Thanks! by diGriz2004-01-19 00:22:20
    I'm trying to figure out a way by Celticess2004-01-19 00:34:10
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2004-01-19 00:10:14
  Sloovim (n plural, adj) by DragonLady2004-01-19 01:29:49
Actually, there was an "All Your Base" reference by skeptic2006-11-19 12:55:59
OK who gave Illiad the idea? ;) (n/t) by DaNutBall2004-01-19 00:03:10
  You don't think... by coffeeman2004-01-19 00:07:01
    No I really think he wouldn't stoop to memes by DaNutBall2004-01-19 00:09:34
      But how? by themadkansan2004-01-19 00:14:14
bwahahahahahahahahaha by stacato2004-01-19 00:01:10
  Badgers? We don't need no steenkeeng badgers! (n/t) by JohnClarke2004-01-19 07:52:38
    AKAIK, none in the Sierra Madre mountains. (n/t) by Slamlander2004-01-19 10:50:34
  s/cats:/badgers:/ (n/t) by polarkitten2004-01-19 01:28:00
  Heh, by Frogboy2004-01-19 00:23:00
  *snigger* by syren2004-01-19 00:22:15
    tricks is well ... cold as hell here though by stacato2004-01-19 01:14:34
      Its all good here... by syren2004-01-19 01:19:00
        is it ??? by stacato2004-01-19 02:08:17
          I wish I was allowed IRC at work... by syren2004-01-19 02:42:34
            u can irc through ur browser :) by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You mis-mutated AYB? by arktus2004-01-19 00:03:52
  Arrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!! (n/t) by SaleGamine2004-01-19 00:02:43
Translations by Nea2004-01-19 00:01:03
  Dutch / Nederlands by nargio2004-01-20 11:33:50
  Esperanto by goulo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Finnish / Suomi by SeeMo2004-01-19 01:26:07
  Low German 7/ Plattdüütsch by diGriz2004-01-19 01:06:41
  German / Deutsch by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ...also gut... by diGriz2004-01-19 01:10:50
    All your base by murphy2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Badger by Liguste2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Badger??? by DonCayman2004-01-19 01:21:41
        Dachse by diGriz2004-01-19 01:36:15
      All your base by Liguste2006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by dagna2004-01-19 06:55:39
  Shall I help with the serving? by random_c2004-01-19 04:18:23
  eeek! by random_c2004-01-19 03:26:21
  Good morning! by chrisP2004-01-19 02:31:41
  Hope you metabolism regains its balance swiftly by Erwin Blonk2004-01-19 01:51:05
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by fudje2004-01-19 01:20:12
  Poor Jo by genocide782004-01-19 01:15:18
  Poor SaleGamine! by treehugger2004-01-19 00:44:17
  OMGWAM by Fritriac2004-01-19 00:39:53
  Morning by Bellator2004-01-19 00:35:02
    *snuggles* by Celticess2004-01-19 00:41:53
      *snuggles* by Bellator2004-01-19 00:45:50
        ahh by Celticess2004-01-19 00:52:31
  Good morning by afterburner2004-01-19 00:33:05
  Goodmorning by noos2004-01-19 00:30:55
  {{{{SaleGamine}}}} Poor dear! :( by Electric Storm2004-01-19 00:29:34
  *snuggles triplet* by VampireSquirrel2004-01-19 00:22:41
  'Lo! by syren2004-01-19 00:21:15
  {{{{{SaleGamine}}}}} by diGriz2004-01-19 00:17:55
  *wanders in*... by cmb2004-01-19 00:13:47
  Goood Morning by astreius2004-01-19 00:04:52
    {{{asterius}}} by SaleGamine2004-01-19 00:25:43
  Have you a specific for insomnia anywhere? by themadkansan2004-01-19 00:04:44
    I have a good hot milk toddy recepie by SaleGamine2004-01-19 00:25:00
      Almost forgot by SaleGamine2004-01-19 00:27:48
  Awww.... poor dear... by count_02004-01-19 00:04:22
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2004-01-19 00:22:49
      {{{count_0}}} by SaleGamine2004-01-19 00:26:15
Comment Board Trivia by count_02004-01-19 00:00:13
  1970 bell labs AT&T by jedikahuna2004-01-19 17:00:02
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  "Am I two?" "Yes." by TheGM2004-01-19 15:52:03
  The sun was shining into the bedroom by thewrongcrowd2004-01-19 08:22:00
  There was this crazy doctor. by nin_man2004-01-19 06:37:55
  Flashback... by cyrek2006-11-19 12:55:59
  early frustration... by saminz2004-01-19 04:55:35
  Once in school we were supposed to learn tying kno by mwq2004-01-19 04:30:43
  Well, I *assume* that I must have by LionsPhil2004-01-19 03:49:00
  I remember too far back by tuxette2004-01-19 02:43:45
  *bounce bounce wheeeeee thud darkness* by random_c2004-01-19 02:13:01
  Running my first successful program... by dodrian2004-01-19 01:58:32
  bring on the pain by lux2004-01-19 00:35:52
  Which one? by diGriz2004-01-19 00:34:41
    That got me thinking of by sau2004-01-19 04:57:20
  in a galaxy far far away..... by lord_dolphin2004-01-19 00:25:01
  My furthest memory by skeptic2004-01-19 00:20:34
  As a little girl by Celticess2004-01-19 00:09:15
    I too remember learning to walk by Sojawurst2004-01-19 00:33:10
  third birthday.... by coffeeman2004-01-19 00:05:29
    What is... by Sojawurst2004-01-19 04:06:56
  ..today i woke up... (n/t) by count_02004-01-19 00:01:06
    You too? Me too! Man, what are the odds? (n/t) by Khaar2004-01-19 03:02:07
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm still wondering how one gets 'Wal-Martyred'... (n/t) by Irrelevant2004-01-19 03:47:05
    wallmartyr..... by tajomaru2004-01-19 23:41:11

 

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