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Cartoon for Sep 26, 2003
Strip for Sep 26, 2003
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See you on the other side! (n/t) by McGowan2003-09-26 23:55:07
  cant wait... (n/t) by out2lunch2003-09-26 23:58:54
    :P (n/t) by McGowan2003-09-27 00:00:16
      ;-) (n/t) by out2lunch2003-09-27 00:00:52
Van.UFies... any idea what time BuntzenLake opens? by ag_wyvern2003-09-26 23:40:08
  9am, I think... (n/t) by Kickstart2003-09-26 23:57:59
    Thanks... I was thinking the same... by ag_wyvern2003-09-27 00:00:19
thinK, not thinG by ag_wyvern2003-09-26 23:34:33
  and there you have it! by ag_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  6 mins? (n/t) by out2lunch2003-09-26 23:55:03
  think by DennisMV2003-09-26 23:52:29
    Its people who when in an argument by McGowan2003-09-26 23:57:38
  seems as though ill be waiting a while... (n/t) by out2lunch2003-09-26 23:40:35
    no... not much longer. (n/t) by ag_wyvern2003-09-26 23:51:37
video skits by DennisMV2003-09-26 22:12:59
  some rules by DennisMV2003-09-26 23:31:22
  In high school I did one for a English class by krisguy2003-09-26 23:14:42
    cool :) by DennisMV2003-09-26 23:18:48
  People at work... by ag_wyvern2003-09-26 22:38:16
    perfection by DennisMV2003-09-26 22:49:52
  Well, I know a guy who knows a guy... by Atrahasis2006-11-19 12:55:59
    hey by DennisMV2003-09-26 22:56:47
*lol* by TheyMustBIdiots2006-11-19 12:55:59
Did they ever lay blame for the big blackout last by Atrahasis2003-09-26 21:28:49
  Last week? by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 21:31:47
    Indeed you did! by Atrahasis2006-11-19 12:55:59
need a bit o' help by darcknite2003-09-26 21:15:05
  nevermind I got it. (n/t) by darcknite2003-09-26 21:17:41
∫ by Llyr2003-09-26 20:44:24
  The integral of a subject line is a TLP, by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 20:47:00
    I think it's ars. (n/t) by Val_Parthen2003-09-26 20:48:52
      dcomment by Llyr2003-09-26 20:49:37
        ∫ TLP dTLP = ARS + C by DaNutBall2003-09-26 20:57:47
          Hangnabbit, I always forget about +C. (n/t) by Llyr2003-09-26 21:01:14
            My calc professor used to harp at me over +C... by DaNutBall2003-09-26 21:04:14
Anyone know of a good freeware audio program by Llyr2003-09-26 20:05:03
  GoldWave is _supposed_ to be able to remove vocals by Atrahasis2003-09-26 21:36:32
  hmm... by imperito2003-09-26 21:28:09
  If you know of a program.. by SuaveRedSalami2003-09-26 20:25:16
    Nono, like... by Llyr2003-09-26 20:26:33
      oh. by SuaveRedSalami2003-09-26 20:27:21
        Sometimes just inverting one of the by radiowave9112003-09-26 20:30:39
          I inverted a track using Audacity by krisguy2003-09-26 23:17:54
i bet this is a virus of some type... by sketcher2003-09-26 19:37:12
  wowexec by LooseChanj2003-09-26 21:28:42
  wowexec.exe is a thunk(?) for 16-bit apps. by kahuana2003-09-26 19:48:05
    the only thing i can think of... by sketcher2003-09-26 19:51:59
      Tried stepping back to before you installed it? (n (n/t) by kahuana2003-09-26 20:00:38
      wait, i just remembered- by sketcher2003-09-26 19:54:04
        yup, that was it (n/t) by sketcher2003-09-26 19:56:19
        ! by Llyr2003-09-26 19:54:52
          BIRDIES!!! by sketcher2003-09-26 19:57:38
REPOST: Lost and Found by Lost_and_Found2006-11-19 12:55:59
Cats never cease to amaze me... by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ahhh how sweet (n/t) by Reddy2003-09-26 19:33:07
Amazing. I went by a geocache several times today by Animefreak2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Here is the info on the cache: by Animefreak2006-11-19 12:55:59
your fav email prog... by out2lunch2003-09-26 18:19:13
  sylpheed by celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Pegasus does it for me! (n/t) by Atrahasis2003-09-26 21:56:03
  Mozilla Mail by alter3d2003-09-26 19:59:55
  email program ? by DennisMV2003-09-26 19:04:31
  I've been using Thunderbird lately by friareriner2003-09-26 18:27:12
    I couldn't get it to install (Linux version). by kahuana2003-09-26 19:40:56
      that usually means... by imperito2003-09-26 21:42:08
origins of your sig... by out2lunch2003-09-26 17:27:48
  If your talking about my /nick, I stole it by Freakazoid2003-09-26 22:25:38
  See my diary for the story (permanent content) (n/t) by ag_wyvern2003-09-26 22:11:14
  Akkadian Semitic Mythology by Atrahasis2003-09-26 21:23:04
  Would have been RonE by DeskTop_Ron2003-09-26 20:34:06
  Mine is a combination by radiowave9112003-09-26 20:20:11
  zona.... by zona2003-09-26 20:11:05
  Started on FidoNet. Became my nickname IRL. (n/t) by kahuana2003-09-26 19:29:35
  Drank cheap beer by naturallylit2003-09-26 18:34:15
  Um, it's just my name, truncated. Unimaginative.. by romandas2003-09-26 18:07:47
  Uni housemate's inability to locate dinner. by wheresthefish2003-09-26 18:07:37
    Reminds me of a a Rollinsism. by SuaveRedSalami2003-09-26 18:10:07
  my other nicname is JETS, for good reason... by inittab2003-09-26 17:55:24
    J! E! T! S! by rapido752003-09-26 23:11:54
  Mine was my original by stargirl2003-09-26 17:54:53
  Well in my case by Wolven2003-09-26 17:54:18
  Once upon a time, I was as light as a feather... by feather8022003-09-26 17:53:46
  Inittab - is the startup file for Unix/Linux... by inittab2003-09-26 17:52:50
  Is it just me... by IByte2003-09-26 17:51:37
    I just followed out2lunch's format (n/t) by stargirl2003-09-26 17:57:02
      Ditto. Answered the spirit of the Q. by kahuana2003-09-26 19:32:01
    No one here uses sigs. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 17:53:07
  My ident used to be Gandalf by inittab2003-09-26 17:48:37
    sounds like my real life nickname by fireballmatt2003-09-26 17:54:03
      BTW: Qwerty, how did boat survive recent storms... by inittab2003-09-26 17:57:25
        the hurricane day was actually by fireballmatt2003-09-26 18:00:13
          *still thinking of visiting to join sailing* by inittab2003-09-27 22:02:51
  Mine by ToLazyToThink2003-09-26 17:47:11
    And here was me.... by Didactylos2003-09-26 18:43:07
      I've used that story in the past, by ToLazyToThink2003-09-26 18:51:58
  it's a play on my surname. by ladouleurdouce2003-09-26 17:43:46
    you know... by SuaveRedSalami2003-09-26 18:04:34
  mine is after my favorite by fireballmatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
  school days nickname (n/t) by Nickface2003-09-26 17:40:57
  Mine is part of a line from a Nine Inch Nails song (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 17:38:26
  I like anime. (n/t) by Animefreak2003-09-26 17:37:50
    And now for my other one, Pineapple: by Animefreak2003-09-26 17:57:19
      I also like pineapple a lot. (n/t) by Animefreak2003-09-26 17:57:45
    No. I don't believe you. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2003-09-26 17:41:22
      har har. (n/t) by Animefreak2003-09-26 17:44:30
  It's an anagram of my name. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2003-09-26 17:37:12
    another name I've used... by SuaveRedSalami2003-09-26 17:59:42
Geez, even on dictionary.com... by SuaveRedSalami2003-09-26 16:59:11
  Prude! by Naruki2003-09-26 17:19:33
    hmm.. by SuaveRedSalami2003-09-26 17:20:53
      Yes. by Naruki2003-09-26 17:21:48
        I would be scary if all disappeared. by SuaveRedSalami2003-09-26 17:36:13
          Exactly. by Naruki2003-09-26 17:44:35
            Furries in the streets. God save us. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 17:46:34
              No can do. by SuaveRedSalami2003-09-26 18:01:49
          I -> It. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2003-09-26 17:36:40
i just went to walmart to buy a small notepad by sketcher2003-09-26 16:33:07
  Giving a whole new meaning by Didactylos2003-09-26 16:47:39
    yeah, im in a deep inbred small texan town by sketcher2003-09-26 16:55:29
      Memories of that X-Files episode? by Didactylos2003-09-26 16:59:23
        exactly by sketcher2003-09-26 17:07:01
      and they arent royalty (n/t) by sketcher2003-09-26 16:56:08
Shareware Inhalor? by cmantito2003-09-26 16:12:09
  is it copyrighted by M$? do you HAVE to use it?... by out2lunch2003-09-26 16:23:35
Death Penalty: does this argue for or against it? by ag_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
Last night in my bed. by julius.apweiler2003-09-26 14:56:37
  spread it out - don't do everything at once by dcnblues2003-09-26 16:49:02
  Same here by JamesG2003-09-26 15:33:02
  {{{Julius.apweiler}}} by Reddy2003-09-26 15:29:28
  Good luck... by vinco2003-09-26 15:00:55
<W:ET> ...Anyone interested? by themadkansan2003-09-26 14:46:57
  Small second group, but still fun. by ChuckAB2003-09-26 19:13:50
  Great game everyone. by wheresthefish2003-09-26 18:03:24
    Would have been a LOT better by LionsPhil2003-09-26 18:09:53
      i got several of em by fireballmatt2003-09-26 18:11:35
        I never shot at the spawn point. by wheresthefish2003-09-26 18:14:43
          yeah i think i need to make a new rule by fireballmatt2003-09-26 18:18:47
            If you spawn and are not moving by LionsPhil2003-09-26 18:26:39
              after 10 secs? by fireballmatt2003-09-26 18:52:34
  Damn! It sucks being the 8th guy to join! (n/t) by Nickface2003-09-26 16:28:41
  I'm loading up XQF... (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-09-26 16:15:43
  Isn't this a long advance notice? by Chuk2003-09-26 15:35:10
    as in User Friendly Time. by themadkansan2003-09-26 15:40:34
      UFT is the more normal usage... by wheresthefish2003-09-26 16:03:22
  I need to make a mad dash for something... by themadkansan2003-09-26 15:19:34
  I'll give it a try. by ChuckAB2003-09-26 15:14:41
    No luck. Going out to dinner with wife. by ChuckAB2003-09-26 15:28:35
      No! Get your priorities right man! by wheresthefish2003-09-26 15:31:58
      Oh yes by Chuk2003-09-26 15:30:54
  Mayhaps by Nickface2003-09-26 15:05:39
  Maybe. by wheresthefish2003-09-26 14:56:04
  Yep, sure thang. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 14:48:47
How do you upgrade from WinXP to Win2k? by Khaar2003-09-26 14:34:36
  hose it, nuke it, whatever...its screwed!! (n/t) by out2lunch2003-09-26 16:25:05
  You're right on track -- by webishop2003-09-26 15:50:49
  Format and reinstall by krikkert2003-09-26 15:01:01
  ?!?!?!?!?!!! by themadkansan2003-09-26 14:42:17
  Right. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 14:40:29
The computer beat me at chess. by TheyMustBIdiots2003-09-26 13:48:18
  I'm *sure* that that's not what is meant by webishop2003-09-26 15:52:20
  Yeah, it's no good at dueling, either. by Anonymous Freak2006-11-19 12:55:59
    !!!Bad Boxen!!... by out2lunch2003-09-26 16:28:35
  I would type some of the simple by bailey2003-09-26 14:28:41
  The computer always beats me at chess by DeaconBlue2003-09-26 14:02:15
    It's my memory by Didactylos2003-09-26 14:11:56
  Is that going to improve your chess? (n/t) by wheresthefish2003-09-26 13:56:53
  "Kick the boxen!" by LionsPhil2003-09-26 13:51:15
    The Mad Punter strikes again! (n/t) by Didactylos2003-09-26 14:00:05
I am not happy. by Llyr2003-09-26 12:59:30
  suum cuique by Caius2003-09-26 14:49:39
  Sorry if I sound rude and insensitive, by Animefreak2003-09-26 14:16:11
  As LionsPhil said: by ShadoCat2003-09-26 13:43:56
    Good prof. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 13:49:56
      He didn't get the Nobel Prize for nothing. <grin> (n/t) by ShadoCat2003-09-26 13:56:58
        There's a Nobel Prize for Nothing? by LionsPhil2003-09-26 14:09:52
          Sorry, they only give it for new discoveries. <g> by ShadoCat2003-09-26 14:14:59
  Yeah, some courses you just have to get mad at by flatlander2003-09-26 13:25:41
  Is this one of those professors that by TheyMustBIdiots2003-09-26 13:20:04
    Wow, I really need to spend more time proofreading by TheyMustBIdiots2003-09-26 13:37:48
    I must be lucky by ShadoCat2003-09-26 13:35:00
      Very lucky.... by webishop2003-09-26 13:38:38
        Oh, we had those. by ShadoCat2003-09-26 13:48:47
    My query, exactly. If so, not good. by webishop2003-09-26 13:22:23
  You may not have. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 13:15:25
    College math and physics are evil... by raptor_872003-09-26 15:25:39
  welcome to college by sketcher2003-09-26 13:08:47
  {{{Llyr}}} by Reddy2003-09-26 13:04:01
  Can we call you neurotic in a couple of days by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 13:01:19
  Holding you to that promise! \8^) (n/t) by BuggedEyes2003-09-26 13:01:04
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So, there's something I can spray on my wify by ShadoCat2003-09-26 13:55:47
    It's called Mace. by wheresthefish2003-09-26 13:59:36
  Moderated for language in link (n/t) by Nea2003-09-26 13:45:38
  FYOS Violation (n/t) by nevdull2003-09-26 13:37:57
    eep! where? Mods! (n/t) by fireballmatt2003-09-26 13:45:37
      ah the talking head by fireballmatt2003-09-26 13:46:16
        Who's head is that anyway? by DeaconBlue2003-09-26 13:50:05
          He used to host by funky_monkey2003-09-26 14:30:47
  i just want faster highway speeds (n/t) by sketcher2003-09-26 12:56:00
i hate to admit this, but... by sketcher2003-09-26 12:40:12
Do you have a right to an opinion... by ragman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  All kinds of grey.... by clodia2003-09-26 15:15:38
    Right and wrong... by ragman2003-09-26 15:22:47
      "right" and "wrong" are myths. by Naruki2003-09-26 15:52:14
  Right? What is a "right"? by Naruki2003-09-26 14:54:17
    I meant to ask... by ragman2003-09-26 15:13:06
      Everyone does NOT have a right to their opinion. by Naruki2003-09-26 15:43:17
    I think it's clear that he's not talking about by quilting_kitty2003-09-26 15:03:22
      Ah, I don't recall using the word "legal". by Naruki2003-09-26 15:06:59
        "Free speech" implies it. Unless you believe by quilting_kitty2003-09-26 15:11:15
          Point to you and buddha. by Naruki2003-09-26 15:48:33
        Since you used the phasing by buddha2003-09-26 15:10:26
  Yes. People have a right to an opinion by quilting_kitty2003-09-26 14:47:16
    Ouch ! by swisscheese2003-09-26 15:24:59
    90% of voters can't be wrong! by LionsPhil2003-09-26 14:50:46
      If laws are designed to represent... by ragman2003-09-26 14:57:25
      ~ 10% +/- 5% *grin* (n/t) by quilting_kitty2003-09-26 14:57:04
    That would be... by ragman2003-09-26 14:49:17
      Your question was prompted by an UFie by quilting_kitty2003-09-26 14:54:42
        That would be different... by ragman2003-09-26 15:06:51
  It depends how you look at it. by buddha2003-09-26 14:30:13
  Despite your best efforts... by DeaconBlue2003-09-26 14:12:02
    It feels right to say that... by ragman2003-09-26 14:37:45
      But is there Truth? by DeaconBlue2003-09-26 14:50:32
        That was my point by ragman2003-09-26 14:55:32
          Absolutely by DeaconBlue2003-09-26 15:03:33
            Take if from me... by ragman2003-09-26 15:17:24
  By that logic .... by swisscheese2003-09-26 12:51:33
  I want to make one thing crystal clear. by Evil_Minion2003-09-26 12:40:43
    When the father splits open his penis by Naruki2003-09-26 16:02:39
    it all depends on how you define the right by niwikki2003-09-26 13:06:18
    Okay, so let's narrow the focus a bit. by ragman2003-09-26 13:04:44
      2 points ... by swisscheese2003-09-26 13:37:21
        The problem is... by ragman2003-09-26 14:23:54
          I think the issue is a little clearer if ... by swisscheese2003-09-26 15:04:20
            Some days, I'd prefer to use the 18th (n/t) by ragman2003-09-26 15:14:41
      Another possibility you didn't mention: by RandomMan2003-09-26 13:16:00
        He still has the right to choose ... by swisscheese2003-09-26 13:41:22
          A flaw or two? by LionsPhil2003-09-26 13:47:26
            The mother bears the risks... by swisscheese2003-09-26 14:03:06
              No one can prove one way or the other whether by quilting_kitty2003-09-26 14:13:20
            That, IMO, works in theory, but the by quilting_kitty2003-09-26 14:00:53
              Exactly. There's WAY too much complexity in life, by LionsPhil2003-09-26 14:03:21
          Yes... by RandomMan2003-09-26 13:47:15
    Agreed by DarthSane2003-09-26 12:52:27
      I always knew I'd give birth to the Antichrist. by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 12:56:07
        Just trying to play devil's advocate by DarthSane2003-09-26 13:02:56
          But go with adiplomat's premise in that by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 13:08:54
            Which is why... by ragman2003-09-26 14:44:45
            I was in that situation. by buddha2003-09-26 13:58:38
              Assuming she actually got pregnant, by quilting_kitty2003-09-26 14:17:06
              So if the situation was reverse by buddha2003-09-26 14:11:30
            Good question by DarthSane2003-09-26 13:14:48
    I agree with you. by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 12:45:56
      Another take on this by DesertRat662003-09-26 12:49:46
        Here Here by jeaux bleaux2003-09-26 12:58:35
          Does it involve by Ston2003-09-26 13:36:23
        "Oh, Bob, want to come in for...coffee?" by LionsPhil2003-09-26 12:58:28
        Amen! by RandomMan2003-09-26 12:54:36
          And if everyone was as responsible... by ragman2003-09-26 14:52:56
            As to fairness... by RandomMan2003-09-26 15:06:26
        Furthermore, by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 12:53:40
          Unfortunately... by ragman2003-09-26 13:16:34
            Flame Bait by Ston2003-09-26 13:31:32
              Sounds like you made a good choice for by webishop2003-09-26 13:40:14
              What relation does marriage have by LionsPhil2003-09-26 13:38:30
                Well that goes to by Ston2003-09-26 13:50:11
          Unfortunately... by DesertRat662003-09-26 13:00:44
            Why not have a standard boilerplate one? by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 13:03:18
              Right... Like that would work... by DesertRat662003-09-26 13:43:52
  Depends on how you mean opinion... by imperito2003-09-26 12:36:03
  It's OK to have opinions on groups to which you by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 12:34:00
    Religion is often a used as a mask... by ragman2003-09-26 12:40:46
      I disagree. by Naruki2003-09-26 15:55:16
        Probably too late to comment... by ragman2003-09-26 21:40:49
          Nope. by Naruki2003-09-27 05:50:32
            An even later comment... by ragman2003-09-27 17:28:39
  Now that's just being silly. by kahuana2003-09-26 12:33:10
  Opinions are like... by tonza2003-09-26 12:29:22
    And most of my opinions... by ragman2003-09-26 12:31:29
  Opinions are free. by Didactylos2003-09-26 12:22:24
    Depends what you mean by inflict. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 12:34:28
    Sure, but... by ragman2003-09-26 12:29:56
      Sure, but... by webishop2003-09-26 12:39:10
        What about laws? by RandomMan2003-09-26 12:48:44
          Some laws to serve to impose the opinions by webishop2003-09-26 12:56:43
            So... by RandomMan2003-09-26 13:17:18
              I think it's necessary. But is it good? by webishop2003-09-26 13:26:29
                My opinion about yours is by pure.evil2003-09-26 13:59:00
                  Like you say -- fewer is better. by webishop2003-09-26 16:01:04
                    Similarly, many believe by DeaconBlue2003-09-26 16:02:23
                      They aren't? (n/t) by buddha2003-09-26 16:41:35
          It's certainly the most dangerous application of by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 12:51:01
            I agree wholeheartedly. by RandomMan2003-09-26 12:57:41
oh... this is great by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I wonder if my '72 Bug and $13 is enough.... (n/t) by divinar22003-09-26 16:15:12
  That's nothing short of genius. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-09-26 12:28:03
    amen (n/t) by clodia2003-09-26 15:17:52
  You don't have lick-worthy boobs. by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 12:17:24
    Says you. by nin_man2003-09-26 12:33:22
      Not really free, though, is it? by LionsPhil2003-09-26 12:36:14
        And if the drug used is addictive... by kahuana2003-09-26 12:39:23
          "I would have licked boobs all day, by LionsPhil2003-09-26 12:41:12
      Didn't say what the chemical was. by kahuana2003-09-26 12:35:57
      It's tough to keep them distracted enough to by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 12:35:41
        Very true. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 12:37:53
        If that were true, I'd have LOADS of money. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 12:36:15
    im sure i coulda gotten a posse formed by sketcher2003-09-26 12:23:58
      For a minute I thought you had misspelled by webishop2003-09-26 12:46:44
        hah... hah... hah... by sketcher2003-09-26 13:14:46
Interview time! by Ravenlock2003-09-26 12:02:03
  good luck (n/t) by Reddy2003-09-26 12:58:20
    Thanks, all :-D by Ravenlock2003-09-26 15:38:13
  Hey, what a coincidence, they were at school by NedLudd2003-09-26 12:40:41
  Good Luck! (n/t) by BuggedEyes2003-09-26 12:22:04
  *Crosses fingers* Good luck! (n/t) by Electric Storm2003-09-26 12:16:13
  <crosses her fingers> Good Luck! (n/t) by stargirl2003-09-26 12:10:36
  Good luck to ya, sir! (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-09-26 12:06:16
learning how to think by DennisMV2003-09-26 11:37:39
  One of my favorite subjects is history by DeaconBlue2003-09-26 15:56:39
  Recent trends in education by Didactylos2003-09-26 11:50:16
    Rubik's Cube by DennisMV2003-09-26 18:43:11
    Rubik's Cube is easy if you apply problem solving by ShadoCat2003-09-26 14:21:58
      Which is how I solved it the first time I saw one by Atratus2003-09-26 14:48:30
        haha yessss ! that's the real problem solving by DennisMV2003-09-26 18:44:39
        The "work smarter, not harder" rule applies by DeaconBlue2003-09-26 15:54:20
  What about maths? by Scirocco2003-09-26 11:47:49
    yes by DennisMV2003-09-26 18:36:09
    I agree by Nea2003-09-26 11:55:21
      quadratic formula by DennisMV2003-09-26 18:40:01
Oh, this is just too cool. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  what a great guy! by plblark2003-09-26 12:08:06
    What a lucky wife! (n/t) by clodia2003-09-26 15:20:00
    needs a numpad and f keys (n/t) by sketcher2003-09-26 12:16:06
      Not if it was based on one of these: by Atratus2006-11-19 12:55:59
Happy New Year to all the Jewish UFies! by skeptic2003-09-26 11:14:43
Adventures of upgrading servers... by Funky_Monkey2003-09-26 10:57:15
Bwahahahahaha! by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The funny part of the article, though... by ag_wyvern2003-09-26 14:22:12
  It's funny to think about all the rich people with by tonza2003-09-26 12:22:34
  "All Segways sold to consumers recalled" by LionsPhil2003-09-26 11:03:12
    I think they mean "consumers" as in "private by skeptic2003-09-26 11:12:01
      Now you're the one by Didactylos2003-09-26 11:17:00
        [shrug] English is not my mother's tongue. by skeptic2003-09-26 22:59:24
  However, human beings have a well-known by bordertech2003-09-26 10:48:32
    Can we recall them as well? by Funky_Monkey2003-09-26 10:58:13
      Don't know the number but I know the location by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
Aaaah! My cat is being cute at me! by skeptic2003-09-26 10:21:23
  So, what do you want in your house? by ShadoCat2003-09-26 14:18:31
    No, you want geico, not gecko! (n/t) by DeaconBlue2003-09-26 16:06:31
    I stood the test! by skeptic2003-09-26 14:45:22
      No. You failed. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 14:53:27
  Hmm. Isn't it funny how by julius.apweiler2003-09-26 13:48:23
  You have been deluded about the reality of this by LionsPhil2003-09-26 10:30:18
    But it's such a small one! It must be a baby! by skeptic2003-09-26 10:33:17
    No by Reddy2003-09-26 10:32:05
  Don't... give... in... by BuggedEyes2003-09-26 10:27:17
  hmmm Skeptic? by Reddy2003-09-26 10:24:08
    Because I don't like crawlers and things that by skeptic2003-09-26 10:26:52
      ah ok by Reddy2003-09-26 10:29:05
  Geckos: The perfect gift for the lady in your life (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-09-26 10:23:29
George Plimpton dead too. by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Didn't He Also do all Those Weird Cartoons? <n/t> by GORGAR2003-09-26 10:08:15
    I believe you're thinking of Bill Plimpton (n/t) by Nea2003-09-26 10:30:52
      That's it, Bill Plimpton, thanks! <n/t> by GORGAR2003-09-26 12:09:01
    You're probably thinking of James Thurber by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 10:23:10
Hee hee hee... I passed along a budget request for by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
A few pics of my Florida Vacation by blindman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I knew those were from the Gulf by crash_2003-09-26 10:52:22
    Glad to share by blindman2003-09-26 11:04:14
  Nice. by Animefreak2003-09-26 09:50:43
    They are from the Gulf Coast by blindman2003-09-26 09:52:51
      ok. Havn't been that far north in Florida. by Animefreak2003-09-26 09:58:47
        Where in Florida do you live? (n/t) by crash_2003-09-26 10:53:31
          I live in MI. by Animefreak2003-09-26 11:42:35
            Sarasota! Dang locals! by fozzy2003-09-26 13:49:56
              Bah, I'm taking Florida back for the snowbirds! by nin_man2003-09-26 14:16:46
Pardon the Drool... by BuggedEyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
  While we're dreaming, by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oh, and one of these! by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
      A few issues with that... by nix2003-09-26 15:16:33
      What? No built-in beer cooler? by toxin2003-09-26 11:55:40
  Great scott! by sylvan2003-09-26 09:52:18
  Those are fooking expensive!! (n/t) by Animefreak2003-09-26 09:40:55
    I said drool. I didn't say own. by BuggedEyes2003-09-26 09:42:37
  oooo by fireballmatt2003-09-26 09:35:23
Celebrate Bereflux! by LionsPhil2003-09-26 09:27:36
  <FNORD!> by BuggedEyes2003-09-26 09:29:42
    the cartoon with chocololate fnord. (n/t) by Animefreak2003-09-26 09:39:19
    Have you forgotten the pentabarf? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-09-26 09:39:01
      ARf! by BuggedEyes2003-09-26 09:50:28
Domain Name Hosting Help Request by tonza2003-09-26 09:25:58
  Umm... by harold2003-09-26 10:24:55
    Well sure... by tonza2003-09-26 10:29:06
      Normally by Didactylos2003-09-26 10:37:29
        Update -- I called them! [READ THIS, IT'S FUNNY!] by tonza2003-09-26 12:08:34
          That's not funny. by Didactylos2003-09-26 12:20:09
            Question: by tonza2003-09-26 12:33:40
              No, no.... by Didactylos2003-09-26 13:59:04
SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATOR III by pure.evil2003-09-26 08:59:06
  "For this postion, you need..." by DaNutBall2003-09-26 11:28:18
    You truncated a line by mortaine2003-09-26 15:50:21
  job grades by emlaabs2003-09-26 09:49:24
  Was it a govt. / education postion? by dire_lobo2003-09-26 09:48:42
  <voice=Mortal Kombat>round 2... FIGHT!</voice> (n/ (n/t) by woodchip2003-09-26 09:05:46
  It's the sequel to the sequel, obviously. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-09-26 09:01:15
    How's that? by pure.evil2003-09-26 09:15:00
      [off topic] Hey pure.evil, why <br>s by curly2003-09-26 09:58:02
        It's a good thing I can't act, then. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 10:04:23
          Probably an HBO production. by curly2003-09-26 10:44:19
      Oh, quite funny it is, yes. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 09:19:44
Sorry about the QOTD! by Kickstart2003-09-26 08:55:16
  It isn't a script? by LionsPhil2003-09-26 09:02:18
    WARNING by Didactylos2003-09-26 09:15:02
Well, I just walked 10Km., by Animefreak2003-09-26 08:50:24
  good job! by fireballmatt2003-09-26 08:51:43
    to keep the school going. by Animefreak2003-09-26 08:54:26
      Never happened to me by pure.evil2003-09-26 09:03:35
      what school are you at? by fireballmatt2003-09-26 08:55:28
        Lansing Catholic Central. by Animefreak2003-09-26 09:03:02
Former C.O. Shellacs Candidate Clark by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  I shudder to think how the world would be changed by curly2003-09-26 10:32:30
  I have significant reservations about Mr. C by toxin2003-09-26 08:55:36
Dilemma - to move to a new job or not. by toxin2003-09-26 08:38:10
  ask her what she thinks of the place by celticess2003-09-26 13:53:02
  Hmmm by Reddy2003-09-26 10:36:14
    I am making a go-see conditional for acceptance by toxin2003-09-26 11:36:46
  There are times when the lower mind is right. (n/t) by kahuana2003-09-26 08:56:24
  Work may come and work may go, but by LurkerMo2003-09-26 08:43:14
    LurkerMo has THREE HANDS? by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 09:43:33
    Choices and decisions.... by toxin2003-09-26 09:01:01
GoDaddy Sues Versign by tonza2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Idiot lawyers! by Didactylos2003-09-26 09:01:49
  Having just transfered by Didactylos2003-09-26 08:46:08
  By the way, by tonza2003-09-26 08:44:27
  Go GoDaddy! by shaddai2003-09-26 08:39:57
    amen, brudda man (n/t) by cybergeek2003-09-26 08:44:23
Lost voice by Limey Diver2003-09-26 08:17:34
  I lost it once in the army. by aix tom2003-09-26 15:24:34
  I lost my voice last winter by crash_2003-09-26 08:28:28
  while I was in Boys State by fireballmatt2003-09-26 08:23:33
Talk Like A Pirate Day by GORGAR2003-09-26 08:04:32
  Favourite 'Indian' movie quote.... by ag_wyvern2003-09-26 12:54:55
  But I don't know how to talk by Ston2003-09-26 10:14:23
  The only Indian phrase I know is... by diGriz2003-09-26 09:25:58
  Did you see the "Daily Show" segment by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 08:11:10
  A lot of an indian accent by tonza2003-09-26 08:06:19
    No,no,no. It's 'AaHrrrrrrrrR', not 'Arr'. Geez. by ag_wyvern2003-09-26 12:53:43
      *LART!* by Naruki2003-09-26 16:20:51
    Sri Govinander Badgercatcher would probably agree. by kahuana2003-09-26 10:02:10
    True, dat. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 09:00:31
    Ah Yes by GORGAR2003-09-26 08:41:25
    dependent on infection? by DarthSane2003-09-26 08:07:21
      Yes. The disease of mis-typing/not proofreading by tonza2003-09-26 08:11:26
Oh $DEITY Why did they have to change that? by Control2003-09-26 07:58:59
  dare I say it.... by Soldier2003-09-26 09:14:35
    *LART LART LART* by LionsPhil2003-09-26 09:28:24
  hmmm... by Lady-Luna2003-09-26 08:17:53
JobCenter daily reminder post. by adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by adiplomat2003-09-26 07:13:39
  My watch glows by Limey Diver2003-09-26 08:12:05
Physics test in under 4 hours. by Llyr2003-09-26 07:07:06
  Relevant question by Llyr2003-09-26 07:15:03
    Yes by delcted2003-09-26 09:31:57
    {{{Llyr}}} by McGowan2003-09-26 07:25:02
      Thanks. by Llyr2003-09-26 07:26:30
The impending death of Evil_Minion... by Evil_Minion2003-09-26 06:45:22
  Thunderdome anyone? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 07:20:44
    Nah... Rollerball! (n/t) by dire_lobo2003-09-26 11:50:39
  That would be pretty boring. by Naruki2003-09-26 06:58:21
    "Stupid vs Naruki". Gonna let anyone else fight? (n/t) by Evil_Minion2003-09-26 07:51:26
      YOU suggested the match. by Naruki2003-09-26 08:32:09
        Yes, but I wanted to participate as well. (n/t) by Evil_Minion2003-09-26 08:41:55
          You're "Stupid". by Naruki2003-09-26 08:52:20
            <AOL>LOL!</AOL> by LionsPhil2003-09-26 09:07:46
    Feel the Love! by GORGAR2003-09-26 07:46:42
      Errr..... very very very bad mental image... by BuggedEyes2003-09-26 09:07:00
        He he he. by Naruki2003-09-26 09:26:14
          I've got a long... by ragman2003-09-26 12:22:57
*Yawn* Morning everyone. Any CSI buffs here? (n/t) by bordertech2003-09-26 06:33:16
  I am but I didn't realize last night was by j.butterfly2003-09-26 08:33:18
  Nooo! *LARTS self over and over* by Jeeper_sysadmin2003-09-26 08:12:40
    (but at least we caught West Wing!) (n/t) by Jeeper_sysadmin2003-09-26 08:13:43
  ME ME ME ME by crash_2003-09-26 06:36:23
    Yeah, it was a LOT of fun to see. by bordertech2003-09-26 06:38:17
      Jason and I said the same thing by crash_2003-09-26 06:52:12
        I got a big chuckle at Doc... by bordertech2003-09-26 07:06:25
          "Armageddon?" by nin_man2003-09-26 07:15:06
  ME... but didn't see it yet. by Didi22003-09-26 06:34:19
    Ditto. The video machine was working overtime last by WebDiva2003-09-26 07:16:49
      Same here. by Ston2003-09-26 07:39:03
    Ok, I won't spoil it for you, then. by bordertech2003-09-26 06:39:53
      The biggest mistake I kept seeing by crash_2003-09-26 06:46:30
        *Caution: Spoiler* by bordertech2003-09-26 06:58:50
          Bear in mind that one of the major arteries by JohnClarke2003-09-26 07:21:45
            Agreed, but blood spurting from an artery produces by bordertech2003-09-26 07:27:56
              But we don't know what she did after she was cut by JohnClarke2003-09-26 14:05:46
          Then the big glaring mistake at the start by crash_2003-09-26 07:21:25
Current Topic in #SPORKS: by myke2003-09-26 06:22:46
  "Why" is a three-letter word, Myke... (n/t) by Evil_Minion2003-09-26 06:24:14
    Why (3) not (3) ? (0) (n/t) by myke2003-09-26 07:00:32
My daughter broke her elbow yesterday. by ragman2003-09-26 06:12:06
  {{ragman}} A similiar situation happened to my by WebDiva2003-09-26 07:32:53
    Heh. Sounds like me. by Silvermoon822003-09-26 08:48:21
    Thanks... by ragman2003-09-26 07:50:06
    Clutzy? Pffffft by Control2003-09-26 07:43:54
  {{{Ragman}}} by Reddy2003-09-26 06:25:35
At first I thought this article was funny by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There are folks that deny that too by Slamlander2003-09-27 00:15:09
  Some of the sites in question linked. by BuggedEyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Those are pretty cool links by crash_2003-09-26 08:41:35
      its easy to hide a plane by fireballmatt2003-09-26 08:49:47
        Very easy... by DeaconBlue2003-09-26 09:29:04
        Where's the best place to hide an airliner? by wheresthefish2003-09-26 09:08:40
        Planes disappear often enough. by LurkerMo2003-09-26 09:03:41
  I buy fiction all the time. by wheresthefish2003-09-26 08:12:34
    Nice way of putting it. by julius.apweiler2003-09-26 08:44:55
  Umm, some points by Control2003-09-26 06:47:09
    I thought there was video... by kelli2172003-09-26 13:08:36
    Good, valid points. by Naruki2003-09-26 07:16:49
  Don't wish to defend him, but... by julius.apweiler2003-09-26 06:38:14
    They have not argument at all by binkley2003-09-26 17:47:48
  Ha! No sense of scale. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 06:26:24
    Everyones entitled to an oppinion by McGowan2003-09-26 06:37:43
    Its not the size, but the absurdity by crash_2003-09-26 06:34:38
      Why spend money to find out? by Naruki2003-09-26 07:42:04
      That is exactly the point by Control2003-09-26 06:55:07
        I agree... by ragman2003-09-26 07:43:07
    I know the FBI was just a few days behind by Evil_Minion2003-09-26 06:32:09
  Aabout the holocaust by McGowan2003-09-26 06:21:22
    I know they do. That's my point by crash_2003-09-26 06:25:46
      Yeah, I'll bet you think Americans REALLY by Evil_Minion2003-09-26 06:28:03
        Heh, I bet she thinks the Earth is round too. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-09-26 06:29:34
          Are you trying to tell me that the earth by crash_2003-09-26 06:39:39
            It definitely does NOT! by Evil_Minion2003-09-26 06:41:22
              So Pluto's not the last planet either? by crash_2003-09-26 06:53:29
                Actually, this one isn't clear-cut. by Didactylos2003-09-26 07:04:59
                  a planet has to have its own orbit around the sun by McGowan2003-09-26 07:27:36
                    Asteroids orbit the sun by Spiff2003-09-26 07:42:06
                    Yes, very wrong by Control2003-09-26 07:34:04
                      And now we all know why I failed science (n/t) by McGowan2003-09-26 07:51:37
                        Because you thought you were in Astronomy class? by Naruki2003-09-26 08:36:03
                          :P by McGowan2003-09-26 23:54:21
                    Kind of wrong. by McNutcase2003-09-26 07:31:52
                Well, actually it wasn't for a while by JohnClarke2003-09-26 07:03:59
  It's amazing that... by Ravenlock2003-09-26 06:21:09
    Not to mention that it's equally bad in reverse. by Naruki2003-09-26 07:01:04
      Those words aren't anything new... by ragman2003-09-26 07:11:35
        Note my phrasing. by Naruki2003-09-26 07:18:15
          I know... by ragman2003-09-26 07:44:07
      Towel-Head? by Control2003-09-26 07:02:54
        Think "turban". (n/t) by Llyr2003-09-26 07:04:07
          Aha , I get it now. What a stupid insult. by Control2003-09-26 07:08:39
            you're assuming it's meant as an insult by Soldier2003-09-26 14:51:04
              It's a valid assumption. by Naruki2003-09-26 15:57:47
                ignorance is bliss by Soldier2003-09-27 19:24:33
MIET becase by myke2003-09-26 05:52:54
Musician Robert Palmer dead. by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 05:27:44
  *moment of silence* (n/t) by Nea2003-09-26 10:33:02
  Aww geez, what a loss. I loved his music. (n/t) by WebDiva2003-09-26 07:36:47
  Clicky by TheGM2006-11-19 12:55:59
  He didn't mean... by ragman2003-09-26 05:29:38
    But making a joke by Sol Rosinberg2003-09-26 05:37:04
      Its ok to make light jokes by crash_2003-09-26 06:17:19
        He was so fine a musician. by Naruki2003-09-26 07:43:33
      Clink!! (n/t) by ragman2003-09-26 05:59:29
Bandwidth Limit Exceeded by McGowan2003-09-26 05:04:13
  Not necessarily. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 05:06:49
LOTD Comment Thread by ChuckAB2003-09-26 05:00:29
Ha, I now have the perfect answer by Control2003-09-26 04:54:49
  Translation (of sorts): by LionsPhil2003-09-26 05:15:38
    For some reason by Didactylos2003-09-26 05:32:02
      So it does. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-09-26 05:33:08
  *Bwahahahaha!* by Didactylos2003-09-26 04:59:29
    It also relyes on people jumbling characters in a by delcted2003-09-26 09:51:40
  is it bad that I cant make most of that out? (n/t) by McGowan2003-09-26 04:56:16
    Start reading as follows: by Control2003-09-26 05:01:30
      well at least I got a few words! hehe by McGowan2003-09-26 05:07:39
A new record... by McNutcase2003-09-26 04:34:43
  One Month by clodia2003-09-26 04:53:36
    we have a simple system... by McNutcase2003-09-26 05:00:59
  Thats too easily changed to by McGowan2003-09-26 04:47:14
Woohoo! Passed the Driving Theory Test. ^^ (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-09-26 04:25:33
  huh? by Reddy2003-09-26 05:34:52
    Nonono. THEORY of Driving. by Naruki2003-09-26 08:39:50
      Heh. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 09:35:53
        Just remember by wheresthefish2003-09-26 10:30:50
  o// Congrats by JamesG2003-09-26 05:12:31
    There's nothing wrong with the buses, you know. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 05:18:02
      Well thats all fine and dandy by JamesG2003-09-26 06:04:55
        *Which* one that we rejected? by LionsPhil2003-09-26 06:12:55
          aye, thats the one (n/t) by JamesG2003-09-26 07:03:34
  Happy by ideur2003-09-26 04:48:19
    Danke. =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-09-26 05:10:15
  Ah, you have enough brain to write your own name by McNutcase2003-09-26 04:36:00
    Write? None of that. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good for you. by Khaar2003-09-26 04:28:46
    Mind if I ask why? by Control2003-09-26 04:33:35
      Bad RAM chips. by Khaar2003-09-26 04:47:46
      Not necessarily anything so dramatic, you know. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 04:41:49
    Bummer. =/ (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-09-26 04:32:20
Argh ... win2k woes ... by chrisP2003-09-26 03:55:29
  worm by tacobor2003-09-26 06:17:42
    There's no need to be insulting. by tnglives2003-09-26 12:38:00
  Did you try an automatic repair? by Arcanum2003-09-26 05:53:56
  When Admin is gone by Slamlander2003-09-26 04:22:54
  I'd go with the "install a better OS" theory by thul2003-09-26 04:15:02
  Um... by zona2003-09-26 04:13:37
    Always gets wierd with NTFS by Slamlander2003-09-26 04:25:32
      No lie. by zona2003-09-26 04:37:17
      Tried that - failure :/ (n/t) by chrisP2003-09-26 04:33:59
        Then consider the box toast by Slamlander2003-09-26 04:37:08
          Oh, the usual way ... by chrisP2003-09-26 04:48:38
    Hrmpf ... by chrisP2003-09-26 04:20:19
  install a better OS? by warfreak22003-09-26 04:03:27
    Dodge this .... by chrisP2003-09-26 04:10:00
      *LARTS* you both by McGowan2003-09-26 04:14:03
        Hey ... by chrisP2003-09-26 04:15:54
          Perhaps a better question would be by syren2003-09-26 04:18:47
            Umpf ... by chrisP2003-09-26 04:22:01
              This is McGowan we are talking about by syren2003-09-26 04:40:06
                HEY! by McGowan2003-09-26 04:45:34
                  Heh! by syren2003-09-26 04:56:49
                    Reminds me of the time that MCA sent me a nasty by JohnClarke2003-09-26 05:27:19
                    LOL let me get this straight.... by McGowan2003-09-26 04:59:16
                      I dont think its quite that simple! by syren2003-09-26 05:06:24
                        Whats wrong with hoping for the best? by McGowan2003-09-26 05:10:01
                          That would be nice! by syren2003-09-26 05:22:05
                            Did I just sue you? *looks confused* (n/t) by McGowan2003-09-26 05:26:58
                              Lol - No yet but by syren2003-09-26 05:33:09
                                Ok so how much money am I getting from this? by McGowan2003-09-26 06:09:06
                        If you declare bankruptcy... by McNutcase2003-09-26 05:09:41
                          *coughs* by McGowan2003-09-26 05:20:39
                            If i say 5 enough it should confuse people by McGowan2003-09-26 05:21:15
                              You must be CONFU5ED. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-09-26 05:21:51
                                :P I was going to do that but thought it was lame! (n/t) by McGowan2003-09-26 05:27:55
                          Lol! by syren2003-09-26 05:19:31
                            No chance of a loan while I'm in uni from you then by McGowan2003-09-26 05:26:13
                            I get £3541 this year. by McNutcase2003-09-26 05:22:47
                              Isn't Britain great? by syren2003-09-26 05:30:38
                                I think this is a little unfair.... by McGowan2003-09-26 05:36:36
                                Excuse me? by McNutcase2003-09-26 05:51:26
                                And don't get me started on the evil bastard by LionsPhil2003-09-26 06:00:43
                                Quite. by McNutcase2003-09-26 06:09:08
                                did you ever pay anything? (n/t) by McGowan2003-09-26 06:15:52
                                Yes, the extortionate rates they charged. by McNutcase2003-09-26 06:32:27
                                Now landlords ARE bar-stewards! by McGowan2003-09-26 06:04:58
                                Why, yes! by LionsPhil2003-09-26 05:32:03
                              You've obviously not been living off of cans of by LionsPhil2003-09-26 05:28:55
                                If I do that, then... by McNutcase2003-09-26 05:34:37
                      Double post... so sue me! ;-) (n/t) by McGowan2003-09-26 04:59:38
                    <Deleted><Deleted>2003-09-26 08:55:37
                      Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2003-09-26 08:55:56
            awww crap! (n/t) by McGowan2003-09-26 04:19:46
          A good guess? by McGowan2003-09-26 04:17:49
    *LARTs win2k* (n/t) by TheRaven2003-09-26 04:05:52
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
hmmm... by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dang you to heck! by fudje2003-09-26 02:27:32
    go for it by sketcher2003-09-26 02:29:16
      I think the effect's worn off for today. (n/t) by fudje2003-09-26 02:34:24
I am the threadeater today. by fudje2003-09-26 02:20:46
  no by TheRaven2003-09-26 03:52:48
I am really starting to hate my coworker by Spisefisken2003-09-26 02:17:07
  But it seems that it wasn't so long ago by webishop2003-09-26 08:29:29
  Because she wants it wrong or because it just by krikkert2003-09-26 02:19:40
    Because she has no clue what she is actually doing by Spisefisken2003-09-26 02:21:18
      You know if you get her fired by McGowan2003-09-26 02:42:59
UFie pet owners...Question by Electric Storm2003-09-26 02:08:54
  With a few changes... by BuggedEyes2003-09-26 09:17:48
  Animal stereotypes by buddha2003-09-26 08:35:15
    Your take on #6 is so true.. by romandas2003-09-26 16:20:38
  My dog has an obsession with socks by crash_2003-09-26 06:24:19
    I thought my dog was the only one with a sock by buddha2003-09-26 08:23:10
    Those are the garments that will carry your smell by Control2003-09-26 07:13:50
  They're ALL correct! by Naruki2003-09-26 04:59:11
  About cats... by clodia2003-09-26 04:49:44
  Number two is correct. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 04:33:42
  I dunno, I own a snake. by NuclearWinter2003-09-26 03:40:56
    Aargh Snake!......Snake.......Badger Badger Badger (n/t) by Control2003-09-26 04:22:39
  Just one thing with #1. by Khaar2003-09-26 02:42:45
    Never give a dog a rubber toy. by fudje2003-09-26 02:48:07
      Who? (n/t) by Khaar2003-09-26 02:49:50
        Rolf Harris by fudje2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Hey! I Like Rolf! by fozzy2003-09-26 04:14:59
            I guess that means that kermit is right (n/t) by fudje2003-09-26 05:01:39
  I disagree with 6 by Spisefisken2003-09-26 02:32:50
    Dare I say it? Why, yes, yes I do. by Naruki2003-09-26 04:57:28
      *lol* by Spisefisken2003-09-26 06:31:04
    And just how significant by fudje2003-09-26 02:35:38
      Well I have always seen humans at the bottom by Spisefisken2003-09-26 02:38:29
        Humans are a virus. (n/t) by ModusDeus2003-09-26 02:42:13
          Quit quoting the matrix.... by McGowan2003-09-26 03:36:17
            Why? by ModusDeus2003-09-26 15:46:10
          Viruses have a point, though. Humans don't. (n/t) by fudje2003-09-26 02:43:30
            Which point would that be? by ModusDeus2003-09-26 15:43:21
  well... by nibbler2003-09-26 02:27:14
    I don't know by Electric Storm2003-09-26 02:35:15
      Cats get overexcited sometimes. by fudje2003-09-26 02:51:37
  in my experiance by sketcher2003-09-26 02:23:39
    Digging the carpet by buddha2003-09-26 08:13:26
  I'd say, not really... by Freakazoid2003-09-26 02:21:15
    no front claws == not cat. case closed. (n/t) by fudje2003-09-26 02:30:15
      Still a cat. An abused, mutilated cat, but by JohnClarke2003-09-26 05:39:47
      Says who? by Freakazoid2003-09-26 02:52:50
        Says I. by fudje2003-09-26 02:59:10
          Nah by JohnClarke2003-09-26 05:45:35
          Still not good enough... by Freakazoid2003-09-26 03:04:43
    Oh, and by "both" I mean sequental by Freakazoid2003-09-26 02:22:39
  I speak the truth. by fudje2003-09-26 02:19:00
  Sounds just about spot on! (n/t) by McGowan2003-09-26 02:10:21
    *groan* by Naruki2003-09-26 09:27:11
Skiing in Milton Keynes... On real snow! by McGowan2003-09-26 02:03:39
  Like you ever went skiing on virtual snow by scissors2003-09-26 02:35:45
  Where In Milton Keynes? by ideur2003-09-26 02:30:45
    lol its in the snowdome by McGowan2003-09-26 02:43:58
      Allready looked for it by ideur2003-09-26 02:52:34
        Both, I'd say. by julius.apweiler2003-09-26 03:09:32
          £20 isnt bad! by McGowan2003-09-26 03:18:15
  Sounds like fun..wasn't it cold? (n/t) by krikkert2003-09-26 02:18:08
SETI@Ufie by Afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
  might I suggest an enhancement by plblark2003-09-26 10:18:49
Crypto Thread by Michiel_H2006-11-19 12:55:59
Oh, great. We're down to one designer. by Khaar2003-09-26 01:55:54
  Where are you? by random_c2003-09-26 01:59:19
    Too far, I guess. by Khaar2003-09-26 02:04:39
      hmmm... by Winsmith2003-09-26 03:47:06
Hey Illiad by lord_dolphin2003-09-26 01:50:56
9-11-01 as a computergame by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My wife actually wanted to see it by divinar22003-09-26 08:54:56
  Unbelievably insensitive. by ragman2003-09-26 05:58:52
  No worse than GTA or any FPS. by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 05:56:52
  I think it's disgusting and tasteless (n/t) by Didi22003-09-26 05:36:59
  Okaaay... by LionsPhil2003-09-26 04:45:56
  Kneejerk reaction: Tasteless by Spiff2003-09-26 04:15:31
  It isn't tasteless by Wathiant2003-09-26 04:14:09
  Very stupid and tasteless, but... by DaNutBall2003-09-26 02:32:38
  Sounds like a boring game by tumppu2003-09-26 02:06:17
    it also teaches people that... by sketcher2003-09-26 02:35:29
      Now THAT I didn't know by tumppu2003-09-26 06:14:36
        uhhhhh.... that was 'bee ess' by sketcher2003-09-26 11:18:42
  i think you ufied them (n/t) by sketcher2003-09-26 01:53:21
  Bandwidth Limit Exceeded by julius.apweiler2003-09-26 01:53:04
    I was going to post that myself by Shadowclaw2003-09-26 03:53:25
    dang... only took about 20 min for em to keel over by sketcher2003-09-26 01:54:28
    Well us and all the people visiting by Spisefisken2003-09-26 01:54:20
  Of course, tasteless, no need to look into it by scissors2003-09-26 01:50:07
    the "war against america" by lord_dolphin2003-09-26 01:56:37
      there is no war against america by Soldier2003-09-26 06:46:52
        GeeBush: Worst human rights violator in the world? by PaulK2003-09-26 07:05:35
          then why pick on him? by Soldier2003-09-26 07:23:40
            One reason might be by julius.apweiler2003-09-26 07:49:19
              just seems a wee bit repetitive by Soldier2003-09-26 08:57:06
                Sorry I didn't get back to this thread by julius.apweiler2003-09-26 14:13:52
                Sigh by PaulK2003-09-26 09:31:03
                  the road to hell is paved with good intentions.... by Soldier2003-09-26 09:40:44
                    What Bush is doing by buddha2003-09-26 13:41:43
                    LOL! by Naruki2003-09-26 10:17:55
                      thanks naruki I don't know what I'd do without you by Soldier2003-09-26 14:18:20
                        Sorry, I forgot you were an idiot. by Naruki2003-09-26 15:14:01
                          classify it however you want by Soldier2003-09-27 19:30:19
                    And the road to heaven is paved by war?? by PaulK2003-09-26 10:16:38
                      weel spent? by Soldier2003-09-26 14:08:09
                        how about by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    His approach has negative impact on the US. by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 09:50:08
                      I agree.... by Soldier2003-09-26 09:56:13
                        For being such a right-wing christian, by PaulK2003-09-26 10:32:13
                          Okay...gotta call you on that one... by ragman2003-09-26 11:50:02
                            Ok, I misspoke on that post, replace "opinion".. by PaulK2003-09-26 14:39:51
                              No biggie... by ragman2003-09-26 21:46:07
                            This is worthy of a TLP. by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 11:59:36
                              Done. (n/t) by ragman2003-09-26 12:24:31
                        Let's look at the facts: by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 10:19:10
                          not sure actually by Soldier2003-09-26 14:13:14
              Really, I could not have said it better myself by PaulK2003-09-26 08:50:51
                Thank you! (n/t) by julius.apweiler2003-09-26 14:15:49
              Not only that, but he also considers himself a by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 08:08:07
        Hrm, I'm not sur eif he's the worst by lord_dolphin2003-09-26 07:05:34
          really by Soldier2003-09-26 07:24:30
    it is not about war, but escape ... by DragonLady2003-09-26 01:52:02
      Is it better than, say ... by scissors2003-09-26 03:07:16
      Rename the towers Black Mesa 1.5 by ModusDeus2003-09-26 02:00:15
        Er, I don't think it's likely to teach survival by LionsPhil2003-09-26 05:23:55
          Survival skills, no. by ModusDeus2003-09-26 15:48:33
  Is it any worse than.... by McGowan2003-09-26 01:42:00
  my first reaction is - sick ..but then I remember by DragonLady2003-09-26 01:28:18
    And a game where you... by Dok2003-09-26 01:41:30
      Not fun, no .. but Vietnam vets by DragonLady2003-09-26 01:50:33
    That's a good argument by fore_deck2003-09-26 01:30:30
      guess that is why there is no download on the page (n/t) by stacato2003-09-26 01:35:07
  A slight lack of taste. by McGowan2003-09-26 01:25:53
  Very VERY tasteless by fore_deck2003-09-26 01:23:25
ONQ Movie Special Day 2 : Cube by TheRaven2003-09-26 01:07:52
  Is the sequel worth watching? by pseudoNIHM2003-09-26 10:36:12
  Is that last line by McGowan2003-09-26 01:17:11
    which one ? (n/t) by TheRaven2003-09-26 01:49:45
The UF Weekly photoshop Contest! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
see? i do click on ads by PsychoI3oy2003-09-26 00:17:38
QOTD stand-in ('cause KS is AWOL) by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 00:14:53
  Starfleet by Baggins2003-09-26 21:47:52
  Heavy water is toxic, but one likes toxin[1]! ;-) by kahuana2003-09-26 09:02:16
  Rebel Alliance. They don't have to wear by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 06:25:28
    How about if we make you a TIE Pilot? by DarthSane2003-09-26 06:43:35
      *goes to the Dark Side* by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 07:20:05
        You realize of course... by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 12:49:51
          That's why she was given the X1 by DarthSane2003-09-26 13:22:34
          Oh well, you can't live forever. by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 12:58:44
        Assigns NOLAWtch to by DarthSane2003-09-26 07:35:58
          Coolacious! I'm ready for maneuvers or battle. by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 08:09:46
            Eliminate all spammers by DarthSane2003-09-26 09:23:08
              Aye aye. *giggles* by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 09:28:30
                I got those too by DarthSane2003-09-26 09:41:07
              If *this* article turns out to be true.... by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Just sign here by DarthSane2003-09-26 09:35:59
                  *scribble scribble* W00T! (n/t) by kahuana2003-09-26 09:47:20
                <BugsBunny>You realize this means WAR? by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 09:31:17
  The M$ v. Linux debate by another name... by cyrek2003-09-26 05:50:08
  I'm with the Imperials here. by bugarup2003-09-26 05:46:29
  Even I get the Canadian question.... by Didi22003-09-26 05:40:36
  Whichever one wins... by Naruki2003-09-26 05:29:44
  Greenpeace would have to join the Imperials. by LionsPhil2003-09-26 05:27:26
    Greenpeace might have issues with the Deathstar. by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 12:51:20
  I should think it would be rather obvious by DarthSane2003-09-26 05:09:30
  Be a weapons supplier... by clodia2003-09-26 04:55:57
  Bounty Hunters! by TheGM2003-09-26 04:20:37
  Hmm by LooseChanj2003-09-26 03:44:51
  Always, there are two. (n/t) by ModusDeus2003-09-26 01:49:32
  Rebels by fore_deck2003-09-26 01:14:22
    That is what they all say by Spisefisken2003-09-26 01:26:04
      hey man... lookit all the rebels... by sketcher2003-09-26 01:52:11
      Nah, I just always fancied a firey death... by fore_deck2003-09-26 01:29:16
  im not canadian, but i do get it by sketcher2003-09-26 00:33:50
    hey! wanna know something? by sketcher2003-09-26 00:50:37
  Rebel Alliance, but then by z1root2003-09-26 00:31:42
  Join the Illuminati... by zona2003-09-26 00:29:22
    Your application form is in the post. by AISB2003-09-26 10:24:43
  I'm not Canadian, but I know the reference ;) by DaNutBall2003-09-26 00:27:47
  Rebel Alliance by lord_dolphin2003-09-26 00:23:38
    stormtroopers die in large numbers... by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 00:26:17
      Both may die in large numbers by lord_dolphin2003-09-26 00:27:31
        True. Stormtroopers are the worst shots by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 00:31:36
          Butbutbut.... by Baggins2003-09-26 21:45:33
          LOL! that's great! by lord_dolphin2003-09-26 00:34:00
          And besides. They bang their heads into things by Spisefisken2003-09-26 00:33:19
            They can't see anything in those helmets. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 00:35:24
  Imperial Starfleet by Spisefisken2003-09-26 00:18:32
    exactly... by sketcher2003-09-26 00:46:00
    Just hope your don't get assigned to the Executor. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 00:21:14
      Which is...? by Spisefisken2003-09-26 00:22:59
        Darth Vader's ship by lord_dolphin2003-09-26 00:24:17
          It is a TIE! by z1root2003-09-26 00:26:43
        Darth Vader's ship. by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 00:24:14
          It is a TIE! by z1root2003-09-26 00:26:41
            That's a terrible, terrible pun. by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 00:29:12
              And in THIS corner, we have by z1root2003-09-26 00:34:55
                Ah, but surely .. by bugarup2003-09-26 05:41:15
                  *throws pun at bugarup* by z1root2003-09-26 08:43:19
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2003-09-26 00:13:34
  In the mammoth, multitiered underground city-state by ErniePi2003-09-26 00:51:21
    England. by NOLAWitch2003-09-26 11:01:50
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2003-09-26 00:10:12
But heavy water is poison! by gogaXXX2003-09-26 00:09:47
  It's not super-toxic (~50kg!) by pball2003-09-26 09:28:06
  Heavy water is NOT that hazardous! (nor expensive) by starrek2003-09-26 07:10:40
    The same can be said of CO by ahecht2003-09-26 09:57:31
      (irrelevant note) by TainSouvra2003-09-26 14:05:38
  I feel obliged to point out... by mightyomega2003-09-26 05:53:48
    Whoa! by ragman2003-09-26 06:03:23
  Don't confuse with de-ionized water by Slamlander2003-09-26 04:31:53
    Could you explain why? by Beorn2003-09-26 07:01:48
      If you drink large amounts of de-ionized water it by delcted2003-09-26 10:48:12
        That happens just the same way with normal water. by Beorn2003-09-26 11:27:22
    Any water can kill you by JohnClarke2003-09-26 06:53:44
      Any water can kill you by Ston2003-09-26 07:04:44
        Electrolyte imbalance.. by romandas2003-09-26 14:52:50
  No, it's not. by merfax2003-09-26 00:21:26
    Not poison? by gogaXXX2003-09-26 00:33:57
      According to http://www.heavywaterboard.org/ by ahecht2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Oooh. Subtle. ;) by bugarup2003-09-26 06:25:47
        Hmm... Something wrong there. by fudje2003-09-26 02:00:24
          Also, by fudje2003-09-26 02:06:58
            Not quite by ahecht2003-09-26 09:53:08
            Heavy Water IS a moderator in CANDU by Rion2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Hmm, so you have a choice between ... by Beorn2003-09-26 06:54:13
              Interesting definition of "enriched" by fudje2003-09-26 02:41:47
            Ah. That's how... by Alcyone2003-09-26 02:27:36
              I don't think that actually works, by fudje2003-09-26 02:38:09
                But, but... by Alcyone2003-09-26 05:03:42
        not not cancels out ... by scissors2003-09-26 01:12:14
          non-native English speaker(s) obviously wrote by z1root2003-09-26 01:17:22
  ...but not very strong by dejan2003-09-26 00:15:28
    Heavy water concentration by gogaXXX2003-09-26 00:28:03
      Atomic Monsters of the NOC ;-) (n/t) by merfax2003-09-26 00:30:34
        Oh boy, a problem Illiad! by merfax2003-09-26 01:25:44
          The radiation pulse that killed Louis was not... by romandas2003-09-26 14:44:08
          To do that by delcted2003-09-26 10:42:06
          Well as long as he doesn't put Nea on top then by Spisefisken2003-09-26 01:30:32
            Didn't Hastur come from the coffee? by merfax2003-09-26 01:41:26
              Hastur came from Sid's coffee, not Pitr's. (nt) by Beorn2003-09-26 11:58:42
              Explode briefly. by fudje2003-09-26 02:09:25
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'll agree by Reddy2003-09-26 05:36:11
  another paper... by clodia2003-09-26 04:46:22
    You can tell how awake I was... by clodia2003-09-26 09:23:29
    *serves BAS* (n/t) by Reddy2003-09-26 05:36:49
  *yawn* by stacato2003-09-26 01:36:56
    {{{Stacato}}} by Reddy2003-09-26 05:37:44
  *crawls in* by chrisP2003-09-26 01:24:11
    *looks at couch* by Reddy2003-09-26 05:38:20
      *wakes up* by chrisP2003-09-26 10:13:49
        have a good week-end (n/t) by Reddy2003-09-26 10:22:43
  Another one of those little crisis things... by random_c2003-09-26 01:23:55
    *serves Grande mocha w/ Raspberry syrup* by Reddy2003-09-26 05:39:26
    Congratulations. by Didactylos2003-09-26 04:45:47
  Hullo. by fudje2003-09-26 00:54:16
    *refills* (n/t) by Reddy2003-09-26 05:39:58
  Tea plz dear lady. by Electric Storm2003-09-26 00:50:56
    *serves Tea* by Reddy2003-09-26 05:40:45
  *stumbles in, barely awake* by trybble2003-09-26 00:50:53
    *serves BAS* by Reddy2003-09-26 05:41:46
  *flys in* by TheRaven2003-09-26 00:47:28
    * drops an armfull of warm fuzzies for TheRaven* by Electric Storm2003-09-26 00:52:19
      *thanks* by TheRaven2003-09-26 01:01:56
        did you get enough? by Reddy2003-09-26 06:27:35
  Morning by Bellator2003-09-26 00:33:58
    {{{Bellator}}} by Reddy2003-09-26 06:28:36
  Guten Morgen! by petrus2003-09-26 00:27:03
  {{{salegamine}}} by McGowan2003-09-26 00:23:17
  Need..... some..... BAS by Erwin Blonk2003-09-26 00:21:57
  'Lo :) by syren2003-09-26 00:16:54
  Good Morning by c3po2003-09-26 00:14:50
  Well so far I hate this Friday by Spisefisken2003-09-26 00:14:05
    Mimi gets back on Sunday by SaleGamine2003-09-26 00:28:52
  *yawns and cuddles triplet* by zona2003-09-26 00:13:09
    *Comforts* by SaleGamine2003-09-26 00:20:27
      Some lunch perhaps? by zona2003-09-26 00:25:47
    *cuddles triplet* by syren2003-09-26 00:18:06
      Sorta Kinda. by zona2003-09-26 00:25:23
        A lazy, busy bee, vampire squirrelie? by Electric Storm2003-09-26 00:44:33
          Something like that. by zona2003-09-26 01:41:16
            :) by Electric Storm2003-09-26 01:45:27
          Learning NT4 by fudje2003-09-26 01:00:07
Where's the dang QOTD? by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 00:07:16
  It down the back of the sofa... by splat_ed2003-09-26 01:48:33
    Why are things placed the last place you look. by Spisefisken2003-09-26 01:49:53
      Not always. by ModusDeus2003-09-26 02:43:52
        You can find interesting stuff that way... (n/t) by fore_deck2003-09-26 03:11:14
      A thought on this by splat_ed2003-09-26 01:51:15
  Probably in the attic by fore_deck2003-09-26 01:22:15
    Try looking for that key to the attic first. (n/t) by Khaar2003-09-26 01:28:40
      Dang, I'm sure I saw it in a drawer last week... by fore_deck2003-09-26 01:31:37
  well them little ms. overacheiver... by sketcher2003-09-26 00:08:21
    She did by Spisefisken2003-09-26 00:10:23
    I will then. :-b. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 00:09:57
      :-p `. ', thwibbt! (n/t) by sketcher2003-09-26 00:29:22
        Aaack. Thpbbbt! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-09-26 00:37:27
Translations by BlueTiger2003-09-26 00:05:46
  Spanish / Español by mhiper32003-09-26 16:12:25
  Latin by Caius2003-09-26 10:38:09
    Excellent translation... by clodia2003-09-26 15:21:44
      Of course by Caius2003-09-27 13:49:07
  Bavarian / Boarisch (Minga) by sohc42003-09-26 04:59:43
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2003-09-26 03:56:04
  German / Deutsch by diGriz2003-09-26 03:42:44
  German / Deutsch by Nosebud2003-09-26 00:16:33
The Evil Employer From Heck: Part 3 by lord_dolphin2003-09-26 00:00:46
  Go over his head. by z1root2003-09-26 00:18:05
    I don't know if I can find that person by lord_dolphin2003-09-26 00:26:26
  Can you go higher up? by McGowan2003-09-26 00:14:52
    I don't think I can by lord_dolphin2003-09-26 00:20:30
      Call your MP. by ag_wyvern2003-09-26 10:30:30
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

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