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Cartoon for Jul 12, 2003
Strip for Jul 12, 2003
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'/0u'o| 1i|<3 70 7#i|\||< 50, |/\|0u1o||\|7 '/00? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-30 16:28:25
  damn pseudo Geek/cool-writing by Len482005-12-26 16:05:09
1 h4v3 t3h l45t p05t !!!1!! (n/t) by Pi in binary2005-03-14 15:05:24
oh wow... pretty by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I have to wonder about cooling (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 23:51:48
    well they come with free (hah!) rheostats by sketcher2003-07-12 23:56:26
  Real pretty! by gaygeek2003-07-12 23:50:51
    lol, si! by sketcher2003-07-12 23:54:04
So a priest, a rabbi, and a laymen walk into a bar by krupa2003-07-12 23:44:51
  super groan (n/t) by docman2003-07-13 21:00:09
The middle panel... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:20:09
If they're called "The Pants"... by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 23:10:14
  Spooky Pale Green Pants by ag_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  OK, for real, you've got me curious by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 23:17:06
    no website that i'm aware of by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 23:18:29
      Well, this is as good a time as any... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Quicker access to roadies? (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 23:11:45
    nah... by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 23:12:41
      Well THAT'S no good by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 23:14:20
AAGH!! PANIC!! by Llyr2003-07-12 22:59:06
  Oldies but goodies. by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 23:24:01
    Great. by Avium2003-07-12 23:25:34
  Calm down. by Nichiran2003-07-12 23:00:52
    Better yet... by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 23:10:21
You know, I really hate to leave this... by Llyr2003-07-12 22:54:27
  *puts Llyrs hand in some warm water* by FireballMatt2003-07-12 22:56:21
Opinions needed by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 22:47:10
  I've used 'spork' as a variable by majorg172003-07-12 22:53:12
    Sad story about that. by Avium2003-07-12 22:58:40
  It's fine. As long as you don't have a... by Avium2003-07-12 22:52:30
    Damit, you stole my joke. by Llyr2003-07-12 22:53:16
  Will the code suffer if it's funny? by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 22:52:24
  No by oot2003-07-12 22:49:32
    Amen (n/t) by Aeirould2003-07-12 22:50:35
im having trouble by sketcher2003-07-12 22:23:50
  I don't need to be sheltered from that! by oot2003-07-12 22:47:28
  Hey, I've got away with discussing necrophilia. by wheresthefish2003-07-12 22:43:24
    What abou tmy comment by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:11:34
      If mental visuals was modable... by Avium2003-07-12 23:22:33
        True... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:28:39
  Well, you've got ME interested by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 22:31:11
    started here, I think... by TheyMustBIdiots2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Oh, that by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 22:36:13
    look for the one titled chatlog time. (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 22:32:03
    pretty easy to find (n/t) by sketcher2003-07-12 22:31:51
      but to make things even easier by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Here by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey, the FYOS may someday need that skill. (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 22:28:29
  What, are you jealous? by Llyr2003-07-12 22:26:05
    i have the gun! i have good aim by sketcher2003-07-12 22:28:23
  YES by cid_highwind2003-07-12 22:25:59
INSANE by cid_highwind2003-07-12 22:19:59
  Depends on what kind of work by Spisefisken2003-07-12 22:21:33
    NONE by cid_highwind2003-07-12 22:23:51
    If it's tech support.... by momofunk2003-07-12 22:23:31
      I'll Take It by cid_highwind2003-07-12 22:24:47
        What is "this"? (n/t) by oot2003-07-12 22:44:24
          sounds like a fast food manager (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 22:45:40
Tonight's official TTGTBT by Egaeus2003-07-12 22:10:58
  oot out by oot2003-07-13 00:30:12
  I think I will hit the sack too by Spisefisken2003-07-12 22:18:24
  G'Night (n/t) by Nea2003-07-12 22:16:05
  I think I'll join you by Nessalc2003-07-12 22:13:15
    *Gets a head start on the LART storm* by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 22:15:00
      *ties off bungee cord* by Egaeus2003-07-12 22:24:29
I got my internet to work!!! by Xeno_Akhur2003-07-12 22:08:57
  when exactly did it become yours? (n/t) by sketcher2003-07-12 22:13:33
Sometimes being Solomon is hard. by Kickstart2003-07-12 21:54:04
  Whatever co-cheese... by krupa2003-07-12 23:14:46
  My thanks and a reminder. by Illiad2003-07-12 23:13:59
    They are well appreciated... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:19:30
  All Hail Kickstart. by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 22:59:45
    I couldn't do it nearly as well. by gaygeek2003-07-12 23:07:37
  Good job. I understand that a major issue still by adiplomat2003-07-12 22:56:28
    By all means, by Blackbyrd22003-07-12 23:26:15
      Ahem. by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 23:30:36
        Ah, I see. by Blackbyrd22003-07-12 23:43:33
          It's hard to accurately discuss by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 23:55:23
            Ok, did you read my other post? by Blackbyrd22003-07-12 23:58:49
              I hadn't at the time by Buffy_Fett2003-07-13 00:06:40
              I believe you were referring to... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:59:45
                I was, in fact, by Blackbyrd22003-07-13 00:11:35
                  The DL issue is in fact, crucial to the entire by adiplomat2003-07-13 07:11:30
                    Yes and no. by Blackbyrd22003-07-13 19:54:45
            I think that attitude was part of the problem. by Avium2003-07-12 23:58:29
        Really? I must have missed that. by Blackbyrd22003-07-12 23:37:08
          It is a quote from the bottom of KS's TLP by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 23:43:29
            Yes, I caught that. by Blackbyrd22003-07-12 23:49:43
  KS - You did a good job of being Solomon by oot2003-07-12 22:33:12
  I have a little more to say. by slayer2003-07-12 22:26:35
    It does me also... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:39:04
  Seems to be the only fair course of action left. by wheresthefish2003-07-12 22:20:18
  Did you consider cutting Naruki in half? by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 22:14:36
    That would have been really funny. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 22:16:01
  I think that all KS do is good by Spisefisken2003-07-12 22:11:15
  What a load of by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 22:04:16
    Well.... by Egaeus2003-07-12 22:15:32
      Not the time, or the place :P by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 22:20:24
        I think we're a rather broad spectrum actually. by Avium2003-07-12 22:24:07
          The overall spectrum is broad... by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 22:26:54
            Well, yes. There is that aspect. by Avium2003-07-12 22:33:33
              I didn't say it was a bad thing by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 22:39:15
                "Accept and deal with..." by Avium2003-07-12 22:47:04
                  I didn't quite get the by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:59:46
                  Different reasons by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 22:53:12
                    I'm really not trying to criticize, by Avium2003-07-12 23:18:38
                      I didn't say it was without reason by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 23:26:26
                    Uhm... by oot2003-07-12 22:56:08
                      I can also add... by Illiad2003-07-12 23:32:19
                        I would agree to that by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 23:39:20
                          sharp trend against? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:41:24
                            Quantity, not Quality (n/t) by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 23:44:08
                              Good point... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:46:36
                        I think he realizes it is not everybody, by slayer2003-07-12 23:38:18
                          I think that has to do with thinking for ones self by Avium2003-07-12 23:40:49
                            I realize it is technically correct, by slayer2003-07-12 23:44:27
                            No one? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:42:15
                              Myself as well. (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 23:42:38
                                I sit corrected. by Avium2003-07-12 23:46:15
                                I'm not talking about myself. by slayer2003-07-12 23:50:35
                                Darn. I was really hoping to get some insight. by Avium2003-07-12 23:57:03
                                Check the QOTD a day or two ago... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:57:51
                                I didn't claim I was... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:49:11
                        Whatever it takes to get you through. by Avium2003-07-12 23:38:02
                      I would disagree. by slayer2003-07-12 23:10:33
                      General attitude != honest thoughts (n/t) by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 22:59:10
                        I didn't really find it in the general attitude by oot2003-07-12 23:12:26
                          Don't worry about it by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 23:24:21
    i dont think the good ol Capt. is all that bad... by sketcher2003-07-12 22:11:57
      It took me a couple minutes to figure that one out by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 22:16:54
  Wait... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:04:03
    No official answer? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:32:09
    i think because by FireballMatt2003-07-12 22:07:31
      I understand why it's 15 hours... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:11:17
        Last night was his main failing. by adiplomat2003-07-12 22:47:00
          Hmm... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:56:30
            But by oot2003-07-12 23:15:23
              Right... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:17:51
                Normally you are correct. by slayer2003-07-12 23:31:03
                  I don't see it as fair... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:34:44
                I see your point by oot2003-07-12 23:28:42
                  Not really... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:33:18
                    In the decision by oot2003-07-13 00:00:39
                      Yep... by DeadEyez2003-07-13 02:44:13
        It seems like the mods have again stepped out by slayer2003-07-12 22:44:56
          You thinkin what I'm thinkin? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:44:54
          So I've noticed. by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:57:36
  for those of us who are me... by sketcher2003-07-12 21:59:45
    Check further down the board. by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 22:01:03
      Yesterday ... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:06:26
      more specifically by slayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
        meh by sketcher2003-07-12 22:07:19
  Question. by slayer2003-07-12 21:58:48
    That should be about it. GD2 was never by adiplomat2003-07-12 22:45:05
    i think by sketcher2003-07-12 22:02:44
  Agree. by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 21:58:45
  Turd is a funny word. ^^ by Llyr2003-07-12 21:56:07
    I agree with the title and the post. (n/t) by greyhat2003-07-12 21:56:43
iPAQ.org needs a logo! by csharpfriends2006-11-19 12:55:59
  An attempt by greyhat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Do you want the purples in there? by greyhat2003-07-12 21:51:06
    actually the color of the site will prob. change.. by csharpfriends2003-07-12 21:52:35
      well thats something you should have by greyhat2003-07-12 21:57:29
        that's true, I overlooked that sorry... by csharpfriends2003-07-12 21:59:18
  Is it just me, by greyhat2003-07-12 21:50:09
    lol (n/t) by csharpfriends2003-07-12 21:50:59
I need a little C++ help by spfygecko2003-07-12 21:39:04
  I think I see it. by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:42:07
  Yep. by Avium2003-07-12 21:41:41
    ch09_01.bin by spfygecko2003-07-12 21:53:49
      Ooookay. by Avium2003-07-12 22:01:31
        now I get this by spfygecko2003-07-12 22:15:51
          Okay...Hunh? by Avium2003-07-12 22:21:55
            I apologize by spfygecko2003-07-12 22:43:35
              LOL by slayer2003-07-12 22:47:20
                Absolutely, by Avium2003-07-12 22:50:31
Okay, chatlog time by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 21:36:57
  Hmm. How long did you have to hold it? by Nichiran2003-07-12 22:25:20
    Only about 10 seconds. by Llyr2003-07-12 22:27:40
      I can't help wondering by slayer2003-07-12 22:31:10
        Aren`t mirrors usually cleaned with ammonia? by Nichiran2003-07-12 22:39:40
          Heh... Ammonia is present in "ammo", by Llyr2003-07-12 22:42:16
            But too much will kill all life. (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 22:43:16
              Too many jokes about it might just kill me. (n/t) by Nichiran2003-07-12 22:44:17
              True. by Llyr2003-07-12 22:44:09
  Holy Crap! by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 22:22:49
    n/t Especially if printing ;> by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:02:34
    *lol* by Llyr2003-07-12 22:24:56
  Hmm, the mods must all be off by slayer2003-07-12 22:20:32
    Why would this be modded? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 22:21:20
      0.o by slayer2003-07-12 22:22:36
        But why? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 22:25:10
        We've all been well behaved by oot2003-07-12 22:24:09
          I just remember geting lots of warnings by slayer2003-07-12 22:30:02
            Doesn`t innuendo usually... by Nichiran2003-07-12 22:36:36
              Basic human need? by majorg172003-07-12 22:40:19
                You won`t. by Nichiran2003-07-12 22:42:21
            also by sketcher2003-07-12 22:34:56
  Wish I could pee standing up. :-( (n/t) by oot2003-07-12 21:44:07
    There are... tools. by majorg172006-11-19 12:55:59
    its possible by sketcher2003-07-12 22:16:21
      Too late. by Avium2003-07-12 22:17:33
        No snow here by oot2003-07-12 22:18:43
    Practice... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:49:04
      OMG by oot2003-07-12 22:01:23
        Grab some bottles of water... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:07:18
          I will by oot2003-07-12 22:08:55
            Make sure you take a picture by Llyr2003-07-12 22:11:00
              definitely ;> by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:15:00
                OK by oot2003-07-12 22:17:41
            If you don't mind my asking, by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 22:10:46
              Kristen by oot2003-07-12 22:12:12
                Ooooh, An 'i' and a 't'. by Avium2003-07-12 22:14:16
                Haha! A nick would be a good idea. by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 22:13:27
                Ouch, that K is gonna be a problem by Llyr2003-07-12 22:13:24
        Hahahaha, seriously? :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 22:05:00
          Google it yourself by oot2003-07-12 22:05:50
            That is so funny :D (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 22:08:20
              That is a really weird site ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 22:09:07
      Yeah, but the fun would be in being able to aim by oot2003-07-12 21:52:20
        It may require by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:58:11
        Practice rotating your hips a bit more. by Avium2003-07-12 21:53:36
        Do you have any idea how hard that is? by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 21:53:08
          Depends on how long your name is. ;-) by Avium2003-07-12 21:55:20
          You have such a short name too. by Llyr2003-07-12 21:55:15
            Dude! Ever try to write a cursive "k" like that? by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 22:03:01
              Is the "i" much of a problem? by oot2003-07-12 22:05:00
                Dotting isn't a problem... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:10:02
                  It's possible, but it sucks. by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 22:12:02
                Yes it is! by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 22:06:40
                  That's why you go up in the mountains and do it. by Llyr2003-07-12 22:07:47
                    no wonder your flow peters out by FireballMatt2003-07-12 22:49:54
            Hmm... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:59:26
              Jacques, right? by Llyr2003-07-12 22:01:18
                Yes... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:08:17
                Not to mention... by Avium2003-07-12 22:03:11
                  Quite. And doesn't that just piss you off? (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 22:04:20
                    HAhahahahaha! Oh my gosh by Llyr2003-07-12 22:04:40
            Ah, there's the problem. by Avium2003-07-12 21:56:13
              But then your liver is pissed off at you. (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 21:56:44
                HAhahahaha! Hooboy! (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 21:56:57
    It would be even more awsome for a female by slayer2003-07-12 21:45:20
      Is that even anatomically possible? by oot2003-07-12 21:47:39
        Yes. But.... by Avium2003-07-12 21:49:41
          Wait, aren't you male? (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 21:50:28
            Yep. But I've seen demonstrations. by Avium2003-07-12 21:51:53
              Aaahh.. ummm... *snort* by Llyr2003-07-12 21:52:51
                Holy crap, did I just say that?! (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 21:53:16
                  No... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:01:08
                    True dat. (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 22:01:55
        Perhaps hold it for a really long time? (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 21:48:21
          *Gets off floor still giggling* by slayer2003-07-12 21:50:11
            I couldn't believe it either... by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 21:51:25
              'the flow'? *lol* (n/t) by greyhat2003-07-12 21:52:46
              Oh, bad Idiots. by Avium2003-07-12 21:52:35
          I love this board. by Llyr2003-07-12 21:49:10
            *Gives wierd look* by greyhat2003-07-12 21:53:22
JD, or WebDiva by slayer2003-07-12 21:26:32
  Ehhh... by Illiad2003-07-12 22:23:16
    Hey Illiad... by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 22:42:01
    OK, thanks for the answer. by slayer2003-07-12 22:33:44
Magic Flap! by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:14:02
  What was Riff smoking? (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 21:21:21
  And the award for least coherent post... (n/t) by greyhat2003-07-12 21:19:14
    Blame slayer... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:28:49
      Sorry, completely forgot about that :) by slayer2003-07-12 21:37:24
        Of course... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:47:01
    Apparently this is sluggy freelance related by greyhat2003-07-12 21:21:27
    I got it. (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 21:21:01
  That was really weird. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 21:15:02
ah man, I just got word that the Metroid Movie by slayer2003-07-12 21:11:22
  Bummer. :( (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:12:37
    not really by sketcher2003-07-12 21:28:28
      Couldn't have been hyped that much since I never by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:30:22
        wait a sec by sketcher2003-07-12 21:38:01
          It's been such a long time by slayer2003-07-12 21:39:20
            try this instead by sketcher2003-07-12 21:44:01
              *lol* by Llyr2003-07-12 21:51:16
            Two words: Live Action. AAargh! (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 21:42:13
              So was Tomb raider. by slayer2003-07-12 21:44:09
                Exactly. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 21:50:55
*Sigh* by greyhat2003-07-12 21:04:55
  try this by sketcher2003-07-12 21:36:59
    thanks dude... by greyhat2003-07-12 21:41:55
      *vroot!* CRAPITTALLTOHELL! by sketcher2003-07-12 21:45:23
        *shows caveman technology* by greyhat2003-07-12 21:49:04
          schweet! by sketcher2003-07-12 21:50:52
        Hey Strong Bad, by Llyr2003-07-12 21:47:56
          as long as you didnt lose my saved game (n/t) by sketcher2003-07-12 21:49:09
  Go one way or the other. by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:10:16
    I've heard that saying...hes not an by greyhat2003-07-12 21:11:19
      I'd say she's fair game. by Avium2003-07-12 21:16:50
        Yeah, I'm just waiting till the guy finds out... by greyhat2003-07-12 21:20:07
          Zen: Expect everything, by Llyr2003-07-12 21:22:24
            Pessimism: The only logical choice. by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:26:14
              Lol..thats me too (n/t) by greyhat2003-07-12 21:30:49
            Thank you mister waffles. ^^ (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 21:22:53
              I love waffles. by Llyr2003-07-12 21:25:10
                Expect the waffles. by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 21:37:34
      Well that makes things wonky at best. by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:15:17
        Yeah... its hard to tell what shes thinking... (n/ (n/t) by greyhat2003-07-12 21:18:19
          Well yeah. She's female. <gd&rlh> (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:26:48
  Never date a friend's ex. by kahuana2003-07-12 21:10:09
    I guess I shoulda said this earlier by greyhat2003-07-12 21:12:36
      Ack! Dawson's Creek! by kahuana2003-07-12 21:20:24
  Trryyyyy to rememmmber the kiiiind of September... by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 21:09:54
    Sorry by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 21:10:49
      Heh. by greyhat2003-07-12 21:13:28
  "Shoot 'em all, and let God sort it out." :+) by adiplomat2003-07-12 21:09:52
"should" is a stupid, stupid word (n/t) by oot2003-07-12 21:03:20
  Don't should on yourself by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 21:32:01
    Cool phrase by oot2003-07-12 21:33:50
  Would it qualify for Irony... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:26:03
    It does? by oot2003-07-12 21:30:05
      Good point... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:34:02
    In what language? (n/t) by Egaeus2003-07-12 21:29:22
      Some people pronounce "root" by oot2003-07-12 21:31:01
  They should of taken it out of the language, by adiplomat2003-07-12 21:06:57
    HAVE...SHOULD HAVE by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:10:09
      I think he was doing that on purpose. (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 21:11:02
        It doesn't bother me...personally... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:15:19
          You were doing Illiad? **shakes head in disbelief* by adiplomat2003-07-12 21:17:02
            *lol* That is good by Llyr2003-07-12 21:17:50
              DeadLlama by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:18:42
                *BSEG* (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 21:19:34
            I'm a man! by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:17:49
        What? Lil' ol' ME? (n/t) by adiplomat2003-07-12 21:11:38
  I think I speak for all^Wmost^Wseveral of us by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:04:33
    Think about it by oot2003-07-12 21:10:35
      ok... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:11:55
        Don't particularly like "ought" either (n/t) by oot2003-07-12 21:16:01
          Um... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:17:08
            Nah... by oot2003-07-12 21:19:49
              eewwww... eggplant. (n/t) by Nea2003-07-12 21:30:32
                Mmmm...eggplant by Egaeus2003-07-12 21:35:45
                  If you want to... by Nea2003-07-12 21:37:27
                    Hey, we worked hard for that eggplant by Egaeus2003-07-12 21:45:17
                      I love zucchini, by Nea2003-07-12 21:48:10
                        You're just weird, but you already knew that. :) by Egaeus2003-07-12 21:57:27
                          Of course I did by Nea2003-07-12 22:11:13
                            This is the south! by Egaeus2003-07-12 22:21:44
                (Not/Tasty)? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:35:42
                Why burpn't I say eggplant? by oot2003-07-12 21:32:05
                  It's an icky food by Nea2003-07-12 21:35:45
              It isn't just one word... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:25:09
                True by oot2003-07-12 21:27:04
      Not true! It's also used extensively in the RFCs! (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:11:50
        True, but by oot2003-07-12 21:15:20
          More often than you'd think. by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:16:27
  Why's that then? (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 21:04:27
    Say it out loud by oot2003-07-12 21:07:13
      I think the stupidest sounding word by Egaeus2003-07-12 21:10:26
        Green is very nice by oot2003-07-12 21:13:26
      Say any word out loud lots of times. by Llyr2003-07-12 21:09:59
        Technical term for that: by majorg172003-07-12 21:46:56
          Beautiful! by oot2003-07-12 21:49:32
            OK... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:50:42
              Doesn't everything look dirty to you? by oot2003-07-12 21:58:46
                Good point... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:34:14
        Yeah, but by oot2003-07-12 21:11:51
          Hm. by Llyr2003-07-12 21:13:22
            That doesn't change the fact that it sounds dumb by oot2003-07-12 21:18:26
        "Spencer"'s worse. by adiplomat2003-07-12 21:10:57
          True dat. (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 21:12:23
Does anybody else respond by slayer2003-07-12 20:43:50
  Best so far: "Not so much 'how', more of a 'why'." by kahuana2003-07-12 21:06:24
  Nope. Such an imprudent question gets the answer by adiplomat2003-07-12 20:59:12
    What I really hate by Egaeus2003-07-12 21:03:14
      Boilerplate response: "Hangin' in there." by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:05:35
      At most I say 'hey' by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:05:15
        I usually reply with that, by Llyr2003-07-12 21:06:58
          Hmm... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:27:16
            Still positive, by Llyr2003-07-12 21:34:59
              So it's quote possible... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:45:40
      I do that with "How are you?" a lot. by adiplomat2003-07-12 21:04:42
        Try answering with this: by subbywan2003-07-12 21:46:44
          I like... by DeadEyez2006-11-19 12:55:59
        My SO gets so angry when I do that. by Avium2003-07-12 21:07:57
  Here's a thought. by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 20:58:33
  Well, when I was in the Navy, my answer was... by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 20:56:09
  Usually just by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 20:51:19
  I keep it succinct. by geminidomino22003-07-12 20:48:52
  'I dunno' by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 20:47:39
  it varies.... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:47:05
  I normally start with "Unfortunetaly it was.." by Spisefisken2003-07-12 20:45:38
Holy smokes! by Llyr2003-07-12 20:29:35
  See what you get. (n/t) by Glytch782003-07-12 20:31:12
    Well, it looks like we'll have to bring out by Llyr2003-07-12 20:31:56
      You've been upstaged by Purplepineapple's by adiplomat2003-07-12 20:33:35
        Filmed at 11. (n/t) by Glytch782003-07-12 20:34:50
          We're still waiting on tape... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:45:02
            Why, oh Why... by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Heh... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:51:59
            Gotta talk to Llyr about that (n/t) by Glytch782003-07-12 20:47:05
      *hides in Illiways* (n/t) by Glytch782003-07-12 20:33:19
We lost power for 13 hours. by purplepineapple2003-07-12 20:29:05
  Ok ok the full story... by purplepineapple2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I look at the picture, and the prominent thought : by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:39:19
    You look good together. by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:28:43
    Congrats, but isn't that a HAMSTER PORN site by adiplomat2003-07-12 21:15:28
      lol by purplepineapple2003-07-12 21:16:29
        oh and, by purplepineapple2003-07-12 21:19:53
        It's all in the graphic! by adiplomat2003-07-12 21:19:11
          *giggles* (n/t) by purplepineapple2003-07-12 21:20:09
    Aww, what a cute couple :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 21:09:06
      *grins* by purplepineapple2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *gets out industrial strength glue remover* (n/t) by oot2003-07-12 20:41:18
  You may not be sticking to it, but I bet HE is... (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 20:32:31
  13 hours?!? Mr. Parthen, I'm in AWE!! by adiplomat2003-07-12 20:31:22
  "Losing power" by slayer2003-07-12 20:30:20
  Which is to say... by Val_Parthen2003-07-12 20:29:34
    Mr. Parthen, a question... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:55:04
      Well... by Val_Parthen2003-07-12 21:25:10
        Warned? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:36:53
    Keeping each other warm? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:31:32
I don't get it by Spisefisken2003-07-12 20:14:21
  And that, my dear friend, by alter3d2003-07-12 20:28:49
    The secret to night clubs is a little thing called by geminidomino22003-07-12 20:37:16
      That's fine, if you like by alter3d2003-07-12 20:41:57
        *I* personally don't pick up women when they are by geminidomino22003-07-12 20:45:34
          I've actually gotten yelled at by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:50:09
            Ironically enough, it seems like females don't by geminidomino22003-07-12 20:52:12
              Maybe if you`d not refer to them as females, by Nichiran2003-07-12 21:12:10
                "Females" is the safest word I can come up with. by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:20:56
                  Well, I`m not forced to be around you. by Nichiran2003-07-12 21:34:05
                    Never said I "hated" you all. by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:40:03
                      No all women live to torment men. by slayer2003-07-12 21:43:26
                        Oh, but in that case... by Nichiran2003-07-12 21:46:07
                          I've only been haunted by the living ones. by slayer2003-07-12 21:48:37
                            Who ya gonna call? by Nichiran2003-07-12 21:55:00
                              Heh... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:56:25
                                In that case the song would be: by Nichiran2003-07-12 21:57:43
                                Wait... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:35:38
                                Bitch: Female dog. by Avium2003-07-12 22:37:47
                                Yeah... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 22:43:08
                                But what would a bitch be after? by Avium2003-07-12 22:54:07
                            Oh yes... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:54:58
              Ms. Independent. by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 20:55:57
                Figured it was something silly like that. by geminidomino22003-07-12 20:57:01
                  What about the scary stories? by Nichiran2003-07-12 21:16:33
                    There's a point of taking that too far. by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:25:02
                      Bwahahaha! Where do you live? by Nichiran2003-07-12 21:51:34
              I think it's more along the lines of... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:53:36
                Naw, they can still use it. For a real laugh, by geminidomino22003-07-12 20:58:26
                  That can work both ways. by Avium2003-07-12 21:02:46
                    BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it! (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:03:29
                  Heh... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:00:11
          True, that. (n/t) by alter3d2003-07-12 20:50:00
      Those nights night don't exist here by Spisefisken2003-07-12 20:41:54
  Guess I'm oldfashioned. by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 20:26:01
    Why aren't the more girls like you out there by Spisefisken2003-07-12 20:32:47
      I do NOT want more girls like her out there! by adiplomat2003-07-12 20:36:05
        Ring? by Spisefisken2003-07-12 20:44:17
          Other than mines silver... by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 20:45:32
            So how can silver survive. by Spisefisken2003-07-12 20:49:19
              That's one thing. by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
                *laughs* by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 21:05:06
                  Oh, and after some further research. by Avium2003-07-12 21:31:46
                    Does that make her a battery? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:43:05
                      What do you suggest as a test? by Avium2003-07-12 21:44:07
                        Hmm... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:53:53
                          Okay, but I have a slightly jealous SO. by Avium2003-07-12 22:05:54
                            *teehee* by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 22:58:18
                              Bah... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 23:05:27
                              9 volts isn't really enough to light someone up... by Avium2003-07-12 23:04:35
                            So this means I still have a chance with you? by Spisefisken2003-07-12 22:12:56
                              Sorry, I don't swing that way. by Avium2003-07-12 22:36:59
                  But... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:21:00
                  Wasn't there a thread the other day... by Avium2003-07-12 21:11:23
                    Yeap... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:21:44
                    Perhaps. by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 21:16:40
              Simple H2O will dissolve anything given by adiplomat2003-07-12 20:54:42
              I have no idea. by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 20:54:30
                You're not alone. by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 20:58:00
            Silvers is much more appealing than gold... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:48:48
              Silver pret-ty... by Nichiran2003-07-12 20:55:41
                My friench is a bit rusty but if I am not mistaken by geminidomino22003-07-12 21:35:04
                  Pretty much. by Avium2003-07-12 21:38:27
                    Hey, let me off the hook here. by Nichiran2003-07-12 21:48:15
                I love silver. by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 20:57:07
        *laughs* by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 20:43:53
        True... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:43:23
  *gasp* leading!?! by slayer2003-07-12 20:24:35
  Because there is no leading anymore. by Glytch782003-07-12 20:22:34
*twiddling thumbs* I'm Bored. by Glytch782003-07-12 20:12:29
  Nintendo will one day reclaim the console market. (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 20:29:10
    Hahahaha! Good one (n/t) by Llyr2003-07-12 20:30:15
  **Holds up mirror** by adiplomat2003-07-12 20:26:55
    What? by Glytch782003-07-12 20:27:57
      Not laughing? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:29:05
        D'oh! (n/t) by Glytch782003-07-12 20:30:46
          Nice one, Homer! :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2003-07-12 20:32:32
          Heh... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:32:20
  Just don't twiddle anything else... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:16:34
    *twiddles my dee and dum* (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 20:22:38
    BAD BAD BAD DeadEyez! (n/t) by Glytch782003-07-12 20:18:09
      Heh by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:19:25
        Try the veal by Spisefisken2003-07-12 20:21:15
          Shrek. Now what did I win? by Nichiran2003-07-12 20:25:26
        Two drink min right? by Glytch782003-07-12 20:21:11
          Three... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:27:10
            ah good. by Glytch782003-07-12 20:28:22
  You asked for it. Jef Foxworthy style! by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 20:15:37
    "It was different" by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:26:21
      Yah.... by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 20:41:44
    D'moyn by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:18:38
    Um... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:17:21
      Yah. by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 20:23:21
        Slow? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:27:50
Can Grand Theft Auto make you smart? by slayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sure... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 19:28:43
  I don't know about "smart", by LionsPhil2003-07-12 19:27:31
<Deleted><Deleted>2003-07-12 18:48:11
  Moderated for breaking horizontal scroll (re-post) by Nea2003-07-12 19:22:40
    What does that mean? by Tonza2003-07-12 19:35:54
      n/t All together now... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 19:45:24
      The <pre> tag isn't a preview tag by Nea2003-07-12 19:41:36
      Huh? by alter3d2003-07-12 19:41:03
      It's an HTML tag that makes text between it appear by geminidomino22003-07-12 19:40:34
      PRE tag... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 19:39:55
    Thanks for correcting my mistake.... (n/t) by rdarsey2003-07-12 19:35:11
  Notice the date? (n/t) by myke2003-07-12 18:49:54
  Arg! PREVIEW GOOD DEATH BAD! by LionsPhil2003-07-12 18:49:46
    Wow...horizontal scroll.... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 19:12:56
      That means we can get away with all kinds of sh(n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 19:15:37
        Shoes? by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 19:17:56
          WantSomeShoes? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 19:23:37
            Mmmmmm, shoes. by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 19:34:15
              Wait... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 19:40:49
                Did I say I was by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 19:48:36
        it... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 19:17:33
          Is that by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 19:23:23
            Shhh... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 19:24:45
              Can you hear the chipper-shredder revving up? ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 19:25:31
                Nah... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 19:27:33
                  Creativity is such a fine thing. by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 19:35:26
    I closed it...what happened...I did..promise... (n/t) by rdarsey2003-07-12 18:52:42
      It's not about closing it. by slayer2003-07-12 18:53:28
        Sorry, will make sure to check that next time (n/t) by rdarsey2003-07-12 18:58:49
          Remember... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 19:16:22
            No, I don't. by Nea2003-07-12 19:25:06
              Ah... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 19:26:39
            I just set my display to default font size by myke2003-07-12 19:20:06
              Yeah... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 19:23:02
  If I remember correctly, that was Illiad's worst by geminidomino22003-07-12 18:49:29
    We need to talk about that book more. by slayer2003-07-12 18:54:28
      It is the best book... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 19:14:36
        I agree. by slayer2003-07-12 19:16:31
          I bought the first one... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 19:18:49
    Ok, now I officially feel stupid... (n/t) by rdarsey2003-07-12 18:53:47
      Nothing to feel stupid about. by geminidomino22003-07-12 19:12:18
        Sent Mar 31, and past tense about Apr 1? Ahem. by curly2003-07-13 16:46:40
Antivirus Freeware suggestions? by j.butterfly2003-07-12 18:21:21
  F-prot by dion_starfire2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-07-12 19:07:38
  A free, secure OS to begin with... by imperito2003-07-12 18:40:25
    don't be an a$$. (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-07-12 19:05:13
  Grisoft by rdarsey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I actually have used this in the past. Thanks.:) (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-07-12 19:08:17
  Umm...well, I've used AVG in the past. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  AVG Free Edition by Grisoft. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That's what I have running. by Avium2003-07-12 20:42:26
    I concur. by myke2003-07-12 18:33:29
    My link goes straight to the free version. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 18:30:41
Anyone watching MTV? by Glytch782003-07-12 18:08:46
  Lately by LooseChanj2003-07-12 20:09:01
  That's (MTV) still going? by desertrat662003-07-12 18:23:32
    It'a also amazing how little music they play. by slayer2003-07-12 18:25:49
      Beavis and Butthead... by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 18:37:27
      Celebrity Deathmatch! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 18:32:51
        Oh yeah, forgot about that. by slayer2003-07-12 18:34:05
          Don't know. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 18:37:22
      Of course, they have commercials for MTV2 by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:30:27
        Oh yeah... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:43:57
        MTV2 requires a dish or digital cable. by slayer2003-07-12 18:33:29
          I get MTV2 on analogue satellite. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 18:38:16
          Which shows... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:37:35
  Refuse to watch MTV... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:18:12
    Every 2 hours? by LooseChanj2003-07-12 20:10:56
      They did that morning... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:33:17
    Don't you just want to apply a chainsaw to him? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 18:19:59
      No.... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:24:48
        Disturbing... by oot2003-07-12 18:42:58
          The inherent risk of proximity... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:45:09
            Kinky. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 18:47:32
              Hard work? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:55:08
    Every 2 hours? by Glytch782003-07-12 18:19:47
      Heh... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:22:57
  I couldn't stand watching it. by slayer2003-07-12 18:12:02
    I second that! by Glytch782003-07-12 18:15:25
      Especially Daira. by slayer2003-07-12 18:22:48
        Daria is on DirecTV by Egaeus2003-07-12 21:08:05
        Oops, I of course meant Cartoon Network. (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 18:23:14
          Daria ruled... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:26:44
            I don't remember. by slayer2003-07-12 18:31:42
              FROG BASEBALL!! by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:39:46
            Love that attitude! by Didactylos2003-07-12 18:30:59
              yes... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:38:50
  I'm watching AMC by krisguy2003-07-12 18:11:49
    Oxymoron :-P (n/t) by LooseChanj2003-07-12 20:10:08
    Eh... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:28:23
    Gotta disagree with you there. by geminidomino22003-07-12 18:18:25
      Those two and Star Wars are my top 3 (n/t) by krisguy2003-07-12 18:25:35
        "But we're willing to trade good looks for by geminidomino22003-07-12 18:36:15
So is JD making a powerful statement by slayer2003-07-12 17:58:46
  Sounds more like a powerful statement by oot2003-07-12 18:40:01
    Are you wearing your AFDB inside-out again? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 18:43:19
      No... why? (n/t) by oot2003-07-12 20:47:58
  Er... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:02:30
    Eyes with contact lenses? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 18:03:32
      Hmm... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:06:56
Song of the Moment by DeadEyez2003-07-12 17:52:33
  A Live version of 'Lonely Is The Night' by radiowave9112003-07-12 19:45:41
    Did he ever come out? ;> by DeadEyez2003-07-12 20:35:29
      Don't watch videos much by radiowave9112003-07-12 21:00:21
        MTV doesn't play it... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 21:02:11
  takin it back to the old school by krisguy2003-07-12 18:10:43
ATTN flatlander & abaron by niwikki2003-07-12 17:36:18
Thanks to geminidomino2! by myke2003-07-12 17:33:38
  Welcome (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 17:56:06
OK, we need a "Free Naruki" T-shirt. by slayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm back from shopping!!! by desertrat662003-07-12 18:11:23
  Not yet. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 17:47:55
    and/or waiting. (n/t) by Kickstart2003-07-12 17:49:02
      Ah, yes. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Um... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 17:40:25
    Are you suggesting the other side... by Avium2003-07-12 17:41:35
      No no... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 17:53:33
        An F.U.N. shirt? by slayer2003-07-12 17:56:30
          Just F.N., looked like by tigermouse2003-07-12 18:00:56
            Not to mention... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:03:42
          Just covering all bases... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:00:48
        No, no, no...too crass. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 17:54:47
Ok folks, I need your opinion by rdarsey2003-07-12 17:12:04
  Oh, wow... by Silvermoon822003-07-12 18:05:37
    Thanks, Dragons are a passion for me too... (n/t) by rdarsey2003-07-12 18:10:03
  Oh that's AWESOME! by myke2003-07-12 17:43:18
    Email away... by rdarsey2003-07-12 17:56:44
    Nice. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 17:52:10
  don't feel bad. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-07-12 17:27:14
  You seem to feel bad already. Don't. by tigermouse2003-07-12 17:24:49
    Your right, I do feel bad... by rdarsey2003-07-12 17:28:30
      Possible fix by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
        myke is right.. by rdarsey2003-07-12 17:59:23
          I had an idea by myke2003-07-12 18:13:19
            That was also a thought that I had... by rdarsey2003-07-12 18:21:54
        he already does that.... (n/t) by myke2003-07-12 17:44:34
      Of course it did! by geminidomino22003-07-12 17:36:56
  No you shouldn't feel guilty. by geminidomino22003-07-12 17:19:59
  BTW by krisguy2003-07-12 17:16:50
    Website addr is in my diary. (n/t) by rdarsey2003-07-12 17:23:17
      Beautiful Work! by krisguy2003-07-12 17:34:30
        Cool, thanks, I would love to see it (n/t) by rdarsey2003-07-12 17:35:58
      Thanks! (n/t) by krisguy2003-07-12 17:26:35
  Your IP is yours.... by krisguy2003-07-12 17:15:48
MMMMMM.....great lotion by krisguy2003-07-12 17:06:42
  eh... by AshyRaine2003-07-12 17:10:01
    I also have a Colonial berry vanilla votive burnin (n/t) by krisguy2003-07-12 17:12:27
      mmm by AshyRaine2003-07-12 17:14:12
        Me too..... by krisguy2003-07-12 17:18:21
          oh wow! by AshyRaine2003-07-12 17:22:04
            site by krisguy2006-11-19 12:55:59
              cool :) by AshyRaine2003-07-12 17:27:36
*bows before Davan* (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 17:02:54
  Heh heh heh. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 17:05:50
Two dumb jokes for slow board day by bjmjdj2003-07-12 16:53:48
  What do you call a UFie pirate? by slayer2003-07-12 17:36:42
  Uhhh...it's rated PG-13. (n/t) by Kickstart2003-07-12 16:56:31
    Pirates Get (out unless you're) 13 by oot2003-07-12 17:51:11
    Spoil sport. (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 17:37:13
Nea, Nawft, please read your email. (n/t) by Kickstart2003-07-12 16:47:45
  replied (n/t) by Nea2003-07-12 19:19:14
Who 'ownz' the media? by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Let me get this straight. by slayer2003-07-12 17:16:53
    Of course... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 17:22:54
      Exactly. by slayer2003-07-12 17:35:12
        But....they ARE! by DeadEyez2003-07-12 17:39:03
  ATTN: Those who want to impeach Bush by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    So thin it's anorexic by desertrat662003-07-12 18:15:17
      I think those grounds would be good enough by slayer2003-07-12 18:20:15
        What happened? by desertrat662003-07-12 18:29:18
          Maybe I'm wrong, but I recall the Dems by slayer2003-07-12 18:39:31
            They may have done O.K. by desertrat662003-07-12 18:54:24
              Dunno if I'd say never... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 18:57:38
    Bah... he's been an oathbreaker since day one. (n/ (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 17:09:22
    I'm already writing to those in Congress... by DaNutBall2003-07-12 17:07:55
it's hard to learn something without a need for it by krisguy2003-07-12 16:30:15
  Web programming by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 16:56:10
    No.... by Didactylos2003-07-12 17:17:45
      Where's the ability? by Avium2003-07-12 17:49:01
        Of course! by Didactylos2003-07-12 18:09:35
        That's one reason I like our Uni course. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 18:01:57
          *sigh* by Didactylos2003-07-12 18:18:16
            We're not taught to USE that! =) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 18:22:04
          C++ is 'down and dirty'? by Silvermoon822003-07-12 18:11:29
            We're not using the "++" bit, mostly. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 18:15:08
              Well, I edited the inodes by hand. by Didactylos2003-07-12 18:21:06
                *gets loudspeaker magnet* by LionsPhil2003-07-12 18:23:48
    I know HTML by krisguy2003-07-12 17:02:49
      learn php! by AshyRaine2003-07-12 17:12:55
        XML is easy. by Silvermoon822003-07-12 18:07:38
          That would depend by Didactylos2003-07-12 18:24:09
            AGH by AshyRaine2003-07-12 18:37:41
              ok by Didactylos2003-07-12 19:20:16
  so there's nothing out there that you need but by geminidomino22003-07-12 16:46:04
    I really don't have any complaints.... by krisguy2003-07-12 16:49:21
I Can Live on Pizza and Orange Juice: Day 1 by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's actually almost reasonable by oot2003-07-12 17:42:20
    Pulp by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 19:36:10
      Good luck (n/t) by oot2003-07-12 20:47:13
  "SnappingTurtle's Pizza & OJ Diet".. by Village Idiot2003-07-12 16:58:14
Mounting Linux directory into Windows via SSH by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 15:02:30
  what distro are you running? (n/t) by Kickstart2003-07-12 16:22:04
    Yo, Kickstart, you doing AIM or ICQ these days? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 16:31:49
      Yup! (n/t) by Kickstart2003-07-12 16:33:53
        Which, and what address? Or.... by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 16:35:52
          Sorry, ICQ only... by Kickstart2003-07-12 16:42:43
            done by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 16:54:16
              Hmmm...it didn't arrive. (n/t) by Kickstart2003-07-12 17:48:29
  I don't think it's possible via ssh. by Avium2003-07-12 15:03:22
    If you tunnel Samba over SSH you have a by geminidomino22003-07-12 15:09:09
      Sounds groovy by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 15:11:22
        Are these machines at the same location? by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Thanks by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 15:19:40
            Then if you're gonna use SAMBA, ssh would be a by geminidomino22003-07-12 15:32:29
            Gotcha. by Avium2003-07-12 15:23:33
      Hadn't thunk o' that. by Avium2003-07-12 15:11:17
Repost of terrible joke: by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 14:32:12
  Boooo! (n/t) by Egaeus2003-07-12 16:26:28
  makes sense from by Nessalc2003-07-12 14:51:10
    worst joke ever: by warfreak22003-07-12 14:52:22
      One from digital circuits class.. by Village Idiot2003-07-12 17:06:56
        And of course the infamous: by tigermouse2003-07-12 18:15:29
          Why do engineers confuse halloween and christmas? by LionsPhil2003-07-12 18:17:59
            Here's another ancient. by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 18:24:38
British measures... by imperito2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sub-topic... by Stavros2003-07-12 14:20:43
    Webster... by imperito2003-07-12 14:25:18
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Moderated for language in link (re-post) by Nea2003-07-12 14:32:34
      sorry by warfreak22003-07-12 14:38:19
        You had better beg better than that. by Avium2003-07-12 15:05:20
          oh <"queen" Ś "king"> Nea, by warfreak22003-07-12 15:07:49
            That's a bit better. by Avium2003-07-12 15:10:07
              Hehe by imperito2003-07-12 16:15:40
                She once threatened to flay me alive. (n/t) by imperito2003-07-12 16:47:19
                  Hmm. She's branching out. by Avium2003-07-12 16:50:42
                    That was on christmas day... by imperito2003-07-12 16:59:05
  s/enfow/endow/ (n/t) by imperito2003-07-12 14:11:25
Gnome backwards compatibility? by oot2003-07-12 14:08:47
  Yes, and yes. by imperito2003-07-12 14:14:10
    Thank you! (n/t) by oot2003-07-12 14:15:40
ATTN: Myke by geminidomino22003-07-12 14:07:13
  His ISP had some trouble.... by imperito2003-07-12 14:35:37
    Ironic too that that would happen after we solved by myke2003-07-12 15:52:58
    That worked, thanks! (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 14:48:01
:-D by greyhat2003-07-12 13:10:55
  Animal, vegetable or mineral? (n/t) by Stavros2003-07-12 13:38:45
    vegetable by warfreak22003-07-12 14:04:09
      distilled vegetable or brewed vegetable? (n/t) by flatlander2003-07-12 14:14:38
  =C by warfreak22003-07-12 13:15:22
is it just me, by warfreak22003-07-12 13:06:37
  I'm playing castle of the winds. by Silvermoon822003-07-12 13:43:36
    Hehe by alter3d2003-07-12 14:11:37
      Isn't it great? by Silvermoon822003-07-12 15:46:05
    if you want mindnumbingly simple, addictive games, by warfreak22006-11-19 12:55:59
      heh... mind-numbing is good. :) (n/t) by Silvermoon822003-07-12 14:10:27
        can i assume you like the clicky? (nt) by warfreak22003-07-12 14:19:57
          Just got killed off in CotW for the 2 millionth by Silvermoon822003-07-12 15:25:03
            bounce... bounce... ohboy... New toy for me... (n/ (n/t) by Silvermoon822003-07-12 15:35:34
  Well, it is a weekend. (n/t) by Stavros2003-07-12 13:14:41
    it would be my understanding by warfreak22003-07-12 13:16:38
      Good point, but... by Stavros2003-07-12 13:20:02
        s/posts/posts per day/ (n/t) by Stavros2003-07-12 13:20:18
          kkk, but what is the statistical difference there? (nt) by warfreak22003-07-12 13:21:25
            Well, I can't remember the exact figures... by Stavros2003-07-12 13:23:32
              huh! by warfreak22003-07-12 13:27:13
Mary Had a Little Lamb -- and It Ate Nitrogen by majorg172006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'd rather use liquid nitrogen and make ice cream (n/t) by krisguy2003-07-12 14:37:28
Priests at the Linux Day by stacato2003-07-12 12:29:56
  They were probably going to use it by pecosdave2003-07-12 12:39:48
    wow by warfreak22003-07-12 14:10:19
      Never confuse Organized Religion with by adiplomat2003-07-12 14:25:20
        you dislikah organised crimah? by warfreak22003-07-12 14:29:15
    Jesus uses Open Source! by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Lets not forget Jesux by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
geeks? Hrmph. by imperito2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Accross the sea to the west, on elven ships. (n/t) by greyhat2003-07-12 13:12:03
  Where have all, the coders gone? by LionsPhil2003-07-12 12:37:44
A random question for the group: by rapido752003-07-12 12:17:11
  Probably not. by Avium2003-07-12 12:29:43
    I looked it up... by rapido752003-07-12 12:34:35
      Society? by TheGM2003-07-12 12:43:00
Yahoo! question by Warfreak22003-07-12 11:47:58
  Unless you're a paid ("premium") member, by geminidomino22003-07-12 12:00:39
    Actually, DO hold your breath. by Silvermoon822003-07-12 12:41:14
computers sometimes tick me off... by nawft2003-07-12 11:18:45
  {{{nawft}}} We were complaining about upgrades by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 11:26:17
    In this case the comp is half the price of new by nawft2003-07-12 11:50:14
    Sounds cool! Want a bodyguard? by adiplomat2003-07-12 11:42:21
      Beignets and cafe au lait are great there. by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 12:20:13
        Yes, I did, unless you sent one after my reply. by adiplomat2003-07-12 12:34:55
          Will I do? I'm not native and only friendly by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 12:37:58
            Definitely. Maybe you can help me find by adiplomat2003-07-12 12:44:33
              Piece of cake. That's one of my favorite by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 12:54:08
                Cool! January's a good time for NOLA, anyway. by adiplomat2003-07-12 12:56:29
Adventure game / RPG suggestions by Silvermoon822003-07-12 11:09:32
  Fallout! by Arcanum2003-07-12 16:28:45
  Check bargin bins for Planscape: Torment by raptor_872003-07-12 13:45:30
  Not strictly an RPG, but by rdarsey2003-07-12 11:24:35
    I tried AA when it first came out. by Silvermoon822003-07-12 12:38:47
    not as big as the NWN linux dload by FireballMatt2003-07-12 11:55:13
  Hate to say it, but you usually get what you pay by adiplomat2003-07-12 11:14:39
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by adiplomat2003-07-12 10:59:55
Hello by Llyr2003-07-12 10:33:03
  I dunno about firebird, but the best way to set by geminidomino22003-07-12 10:40:30
  Setting the system clock by gblues2006-11-19 12:55:59
    those clients are included. by geminidomino22003-07-12 11:02:04
  about:config is WAAAY cool by myke2003-07-12 10:38:18
    It works in Firebird too (n/t) by oot2003-07-12 13:42:55
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I want to blow that server to small bits... by imperito2003-07-12 12:40:23
  Modded for occasional random cuss by Kickstart2003-07-12 10:37:01
    No fair! KS gets to mod himself! by Silvermoon822003-07-12 10:41:38
  meh.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 10:25:40
  Is that always FYOSS? by LionsPhil2003-07-12 10:15:34
    is he going to mod himself? (nt) by Warfreak22003-07-12 10:24:19
      he is (nt) by Warfreak22003-07-12 10:37:51
    i got an 'f' on it. by Warfreak22003-07-12 10:17:13
      i got a 'sh*te" (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 10:24:49
  Accurate? They thrashed "Warriors of the World!" by geminidomino22003-07-12 10:14:39
    perhaps by Warfreak22003-07-12 10:16:12
      Naw, the boilerplate is bad. The perl is worthy by geminidomino22003-07-12 10:17:28
        you seem to like that fanfare tag. by Warfreak22003-07-12 10:18:57
          I don't even have a site. by geminidomino22003-07-12 10:21:05
            like this: Perl Man!!!! <lackoffanfare> by Warfreak22003-07-12 10:23:13
              I see no need for a personal website. by geminidomino22003-07-12 10:36:00
                so, you do have a website by Warfreak22003-07-12 10:38:49
                  I suppose, thought I really don't participate much by geminidomino22003-07-12 11:16:44
Someone help me flesh this out: by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 09:53:55
  perhaps the same could be done by Warfreak22003-07-12 10:28:39
    and while we're talking about additions to ARS... by Warfreak22003-07-12 10:45:29
      Unlikely to happen (n/t) by Kickstart2003-07-12 10:49:58
        Would that be an acceptible addition from outside? by Avium2003-07-12 11:29:30
          See above comment by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 11:35:24
            Who me? by Avium2003-07-12 11:40:28
              It's the traffic, guys. That's the single biggest by adiplomat2003-07-12 11:44:52
        oh, how come? by Warfreak22003-07-12 10:53:54
          It's been discussed MANY times before by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 11:00:18
          Nope, 'cause it'd be an utter PITA... by Kickstart2003-07-12 10:59:35
  Depending on what language ARS is coded in... by geminidomino22003-07-12 10:05:00
    Why not add the ability to shut down a thread... by Avium2003-07-12 11:27:35
      We could talk "pie-in-the-sky" all we want by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 11:32:38
        Actually, I do know how much trouble it would be. by Avium2003-07-12 11:36:10
          It's not just the coding, it's the implementation by adiplomat2003-07-12 11:47:02
    Last I heard... by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 10:07:57
      Challenge? Bwahaha. It is no challenge, for I am by geminidomino22003-07-12 10:12:12
  I think it's brilliant, and to ensure that the by WebDiva2003-07-12 09:58:44
  Hey, please leave it for now. by Kickstart2003-07-12 09:58:23
    Sorry. I should have figured that the forces by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 10:03:32
the one word thread! by Warfreak22003-07-12 09:47:46
  A poem... (n/t) by Kickstart2003-07-12 09:58:57
    can change (nt) by Warfreak22003-07-12 10:00:12
      from deranged (n/t) by Kickstart2003-07-12 10:06:42
        to sublime (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 10:09:35
          before (nt) by Warfreak22003-07-12 10:10:32
            the rhyme (n/t) by rdarsey2003-07-12 10:33:22
              excruciatingly (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 10:43:19
                sublimes(n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 10:59:49
                  the arrangement (n/t) by rdarsey2003-07-12 11:07:26
                    of time (n/t) by Kickstart2003-07-12 11:19:16
                      but the shift of (n/t) by rdarsey2003-07-12 11:21:26
                        brilliant to asnine (n/t) by FireballMatt2003-07-12 11:58:49
                          Those past 2 overstepped the 2-word limit. by majorg172003-07-12 16:02:10
                            well, the last one did by warfreak22003-07-13 04:38:47
  Aren't you required by UFie law by geminidomino22003-07-12 09:49:12
    please to be directing me to said UFie law? by Warfreak22003-07-12 09:50:33
      Did start. See previous post (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 09:51:41
    This thread is merely a "Chedder Gorge" rip-off by treehugger2003-07-12 09:50:12
      I think we should go for advanced CG. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 09:51:35
        should (nt) by Warfreak22003-07-12 09:52:29
          stop (nt) by Warfreak22003-07-12 09:54:13
            spammers (nt) by Warfreak22003-07-12 09:54:28
              so (nt) by Warfreak22003-07-12 09:54:43
                strange (nt) by Warfreak22003-07-12 09:55:27
                  shameless... by Warfreak22003-07-12 10:07:02
          slowly (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 09:54:11
            swivel (n/t) by treehugger2003-07-12 09:59:56
        sat (n/t) by treehugger2003-07-12 09:52:16
          somewhere (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 09:53:59
            semi-colon (n/t) by treehugger2003-07-12 09:55:56
        said (n/t) by Stavros2003-07-12 09:52:08
          something (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 09:53:47
            sinisterly (n/t) by Stavros2003-07-12 09:54:13
              suspicous (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 09:54:25
                since (n/t) by majorg172003-07-12 09:58:23
                  Samantha by treehugger2003-07-12 10:00:49
                    spoke (n/t) by majorg172003-07-12 10:01:48
                      spanish (n/t) by treehugger2003-07-12 10:04:35
                        slowly (n/t) by ChuckAB2003-07-12 10:06:00
                          sarcastic (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 10:07:12
                          seducingly (n/t) by treehugger2003-07-12 10:06:34
                            standing (n/t) by Stavros2003-07-12 10:07:21
                              south (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 10:08:12
                              starkers (n/t) by treehugger2003-07-12 10:08:10
                                saucily (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 10:09:02
                                stroking (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 10:09:29
                                Sven's by treehugger2003-07-12 10:10:01
                                somewhat (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 10:10:16
                                sticky (n/t) by treehugger2003-07-12 10:11:06
                                stamp (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 10:12:07
                                set (n/t) by treehugger2003-07-12 10:12:55
                                starring (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 10:16:33
                                saucy (n/t) by treehugger2003-07-12 10:19:41
                                special by LionsPhil2003-07-12 10:22:06
                                starlets (n/t) by majorg172003-07-12 10:41:52
                                studded (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 10:42:34
                                situated (n/t) by treehugger2003-07-12 10:09:29
                                south of (n/t) by Stavros2003-07-12 10:10:25
                                south by LionsPhil2003-07-12 10:10:00
                                sou-west by treehugger2003-07-12 10:10:45
      never heard of Chedder Gorge by Warfreak22003-07-12 09:51:27
        you can even play CG on the BBC website by treehugger2006-11-19 12:55:59
          That's brilliant! by LionsPhil2003-07-12 09:57:38
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! by Khaar2003-07-12 09:36:20
  in what way is it unwatchable? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 09:40:06
    All but darker tones are white and blurred. by Khaar2003-07-12 09:47:13
      Contact the manufacturer/distributor... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 16:04:03
my web host thinks I'm an idiot by niwikki2003-07-12 09:28:24
  taking a step back and admitting my ignorance by niwikki2003-07-12 11:30:22
  Having worked for a number of hosting ISPs... by Kickstart2003-07-12 10:01:18
  It's possible, but it's not usually done. by skeptic2003-07-12 09:36:17
    it's the navigation -- by niwikki2003-07-12 09:49:01
      I hate to say this, I really do.. by icebalm2003-07-12 12:29:18
      Funny, I've been in this for many a year by skeptic2003-07-12 09:55:48
        if it's a company policy, I'm fine with that by niwikki2003-07-12 10:33:00
          I hear you by skeptic2003-07-12 11:04:07
  i thought by prof1872003-07-12 09:35:24
  did you get the flukey RAM thing sorted? by WebDiva2003-07-12 09:30:19
    I think it's probably not a physical RAM prob by flatlander2003-07-12 09:55:08
      No that is most defiantivly a physical ram problem by abaron2003-07-12 11:12:39
        care to wager? by flatlander2003-07-12 12:33:12
          instead of wagering, how about thinking up by niwikki2003-07-12 12:38:20
            did you remove each module one by one? by abaron2003-07-12 13:13:22
              yup, nope, yup by niwikki2003-07-12 13:16:54
            Okay, how about the modem driver? by flatlander2003-07-12 12:57:36
              hrm... might have something there by niwikki2003-07-12 13:11:48
                Error Type 3 is a memory error by flatlander2003-07-12 14:08:56
                  they were all giving the same error by niwikki2003-07-12 14:14:53
                    Have you tried the "minimum extension set" idea? by flatlander2003-07-12 14:28:07
                      I could try... by niwikki2003-07-12 14:48:33
                        Okay, we'll help if we can by flatlander2003-07-12 14:56:51
                          ok, result of first attempt: by niwikki2003-07-12 15:30:37
                            This is a NOT an Apple library by flatlander2003-07-12 15:36:44
                              already loaded everything by niwikki2003-07-12 15:54:16
                                okay then, abaron might be right by flatlander2003-07-12 16:05:05
                                I was going to do a clean install by niwikki2003-07-12 16:47:42
                                found it... by niwikki2003-07-12 17:06:20
                                How many "verile" system folders do you have? by abaron2003-07-12 19:18:26
                              DON'T FORGET TO KEEP NOTES!! (n/t) by flatlander2003-07-12 15:51:10
                          Exactly, but don't add too much at a time. by abaron2003-07-12 15:16:56
                            you could be right by flatlander2003-07-12 15:54:31
                    Ok may be an extension conflict by abaron2003-07-12 14:21:36
                      problem before I even start that - by niwikki2003-07-12 14:46:18
                REinstall the connection application by abaron2003-07-12 13:15:41
                  reinstalled the connection application by niwikki2003-07-12 13:27:24
              Or is the modem addressed via Ethernet? (n/t) by flatlander2003-07-12 13:00:17
    nope, my mac internet is still hosed by niwikki2003-07-12 09:51:29
      Try the RAM first by abaron2003-07-12 11:14:03
        either there's trouble with both DIMMs... by niwikki2003-07-12 12:32:56
        ack... that probably left a mark... by niwikki2003-07-12 11:18:39
          Ouch! by abaron2003-07-12 11:28:45
            B&W G3 (side-opener) by niwikki2003-07-12 11:33:46
      'Fraid not, babe. the download area is where I got by WebDiva2003-07-12 09:56:22
Bah! Bah! Bah! Dammit and confound it, bah! by nin_man2003-07-12 09:15:03
  Trust relationships by rdarsey2003-07-12 10:24:57
    It does, though. by nin_man2003-07-12 10:33:52
      Ok, next question is.. by rdarsey2003-07-12 10:39:14
        Yep. by nin_man2003-07-12 12:12:48
          OK, well you found the problem.. by rdarsey2003-07-12 17:02:01
            Duh. by nin_man2003-07-12 17:20:19
              LOL.. by rdarsey2003-07-12 17:26:28
  You sound like "Sheep in the big city"! (n/t) by skeptic2003-07-12 09:41:39
    I wonder if nin_man would fit in the laser. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 09:44:08
      They did fit an elephant in it one episode... by skeptic2003-07-12 09:49:22
  i'd say {{{nin_man}}}, by Warfreak22003-07-12 09:18:13
    Don't {{{}}} the nin_man. He's ALWAYS in stab mode by adiplomat2003-07-12 11:54:09
Spam getting more high-brow by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 08:37:24
  Shakespearean pr0n spam is next. by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 08:41:14
    Eww. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 08:54:05
      That may appeal to Naruki by defdood2003-07-12 09:13:07
        It's no secret that Naruki's SO is female. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 09:14:09
        Naruki likes women. by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 09:13:48
          the chances are (s)he's female by Warfreak22003-07-12 09:16:57
            There isn't much female harrassment on the board by treehugger2003-07-12 09:21:10
              unless you post your pic by FireballMatt2003-07-12 09:36:14
                It's not gonna happen. by treehugger2003-07-12 09:41:00
                  Says whom? by Didactylos2003-07-12 12:23:05
                    You only hold the busking picture, by treehugger2003-07-13 06:52:22
                  Good. I was VERY disappointed with what happened by adiplomat2003-07-12 11:50:45
                  then you shouldnt get harassed ;) (n/t) by FireballMatt2003-07-12 09:42:39
              well i don't know by Warfreak22003-07-12 09:23:03
            I can't see harrassment by LionsPhil2003-07-12 09:19:52
              hmmmm by Warfreak22003-07-12 09:22:09
                Or Erwin. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 09:22:27
                  Erwin would claim to be female, by Warfreak22003-07-12 09:23:58
    You know, that would almost be acceptable by flatlander2003-07-12 08:52:10
    Don't forget... by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 08:49:07
Greeting card? by dad2tzk2003-07-12 08:36:51
  Yes, a one-off is fine to do and I give permission by WebDiva2003-07-12 09:18:30
    cool!!! by dad2tzk2003-07-12 09:27:42
  See the reprints page by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
invoke(Nea) by C.T.H.U.L.H.U.2006-11-19 12:55:59
  replied (n/t) by Nea2003-07-12 10:49:27
    replied, too (n/t) by C.T.H.U.L.H.U.2003-07-12 14:05:33
      s'all cool (n/t) by Nea2003-07-12 14:26:12
ATTN: geminidomino2 - Sendmail / RBL Q by myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  More (different) Questions by myke2003-07-12 08:41:42
    Answers (of questionable value ;) ) by geminidomino22003-07-12 09:25:16
      Okay. by myke2003-07-12 09:33:10
  Is that the default sendmail.cf? by geminidomino22003-07-12 08:41:32
    emailing you by myke2003-07-12 08:54:11
      Ok. I may take some time to reply. by geminidomino22003-07-12 09:26:18
I wonder how Val Parthen and PurplePineapple by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 07:37:22
  Let's hope their silence is indicative of by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 07:44:26
    Such is my guess.... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 17:29:29
    That's what I'm hoping. by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 07:45:06
      Voyeur! by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 07:46:57
        Beat me to it by flatlander2003-07-12 07:48:37
          :P by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 08:24:51
  They are probably having supper with by Spisefisken2003-07-12 07:43:31
    HoooBoy. by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 07:44:40
invoke("Illiad and/or mods") by geminidomino22003-07-12 07:04:10
  Oh no. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 07:06:01
    Yeah, KS gave a warning a few weeks ago by flatlander2003-07-12 07:11:44
      It's better than what I get. by treehugger2003-07-12 07:45:15
        Well, at least you're human... by Stavros2003-07-12 07:52:04
          increase the size of it's floppy drive? by vetitice2003-07-12 08:01:33
            *Floppy* drive? by LionsPhil2003-07-12 08:03:02
      I'm amazed it took them so long. by Arcanum2003-07-12 07:26:18
        no! there must be a reasonable solution! by warfreak22003-07-12 07:34:18
          Here's what I have often done by Kickstart2003-07-12 11:02:24
            we've already said we don't want leet. by Warfreak22003-07-12 12:40:39
          'Figlet' output, yes? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 07:35:37
            Ok, here's by LionsPhil2003-07-12 07:46:25
              well, i try by warfreak22003-07-12 07:56:17
            never heard of it. by warfreak22006-11-19 12:55:59
              404. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
              whoops - broken link. by warfreak22006-11-19 12:55:59
          Whoa. Nifty... (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 07:35:37
        The best way is to do it in unparseable prose. by Stavros2003-07-12 07:33:54
          Or we could PGP-encrypt them. by Arcanum2003-07-12 07:52:26
            If we're gonna go through that much trouble by geminidomino22003-07-12 08:33:35
              "We" meaning those of us at UF who want to post by Arcanum2003-07-12 09:22:08
                Ah.... well in that case, that should scale nicely by geminidomino22003-07-12 10:09:12
                  No, no, no. by Arcanum2003-07-12 16:26:45
                  Mozilla / Enigmail. by Silvermoon822003-07-12 10:45:23
                    I looked at Moz, but it's way too big for what I by geminidomino22003-07-12 11:58:22
          So the address would be by Spisefisken2003-07-12 07:37:29
            OK... for those using Danish keyboards... by Stavros2003-07-12 07:43:37
              Well my Dansih friends will hate to get emails by Spisefisken2003-07-12 07:45:22
                I know ć by heart by Egaeus2003-07-12 08:08:18
                  well, by warfreak22003-07-12 08:18:47
                    and, by kyrasantae2003-07-12 13:54:40
                so some languages DO use them! by warfreak22003-07-12 07:59:07
                  Yeah, but our language doesn't use by Spisefisken2003-07-12 08:03:32
                    the Ţ by Lady-Luna2003-07-12 14:15:10
                      You do realize I might take your word for that by Spisefisken2003-07-12 20:03:50
                    spspspspspllllll !! by treehugger2003-07-12 08:06:28
                      it could be a ye olde rune thingy. by warfreak22003-07-12 08:16:03
                    Ooh! I know! by Stavros2003-07-12 08:05:51
            what kind of keyboard are you using? by warfreak22003-07-12 07:38:56
              My standard Danish one by Spisefisken2003-07-12 07:41:06
                hmmm do you also have to... by defdood2003-07-12 09:45:04
                (shudder) by warfreak22003-07-12 07:42:41
                  Meh... At least the keys all work. by Silvermoon822003-07-12 07:45:26
                    always remember A as 01000001 (nt) by warfreak22003-07-12 07:50:58
                      Dude... I never thought of that! (n/t) by Silvermoon822003-07-12 10:45:53
                        ok sure, just as hard to remember by Warfreak22003-07-12 11:23:35
          I can actually see that. by Silvermoon822003-07-12 07:36:29
      I missed that. blast it. But thats not what I mean by geminidomino22003-07-12 07:16:16
      Damn. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 07:13:46
Naruki is disabled for making the board by DragonLady2003-07-12 07:00:32
  Unpleasant religious jokes? by special_ed2003-07-12 14:26:28
    Where does it end anyway? by wheresthefish2003-07-12 19:18:31
      It's an easy enough solution. by nin_man2003-07-12 19:21:49
        Never. I trust the mods (en masse, at least), by adiplomat2003-07-12 20:10:33
  Correct me if I missed anything, please. by adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Awhile back... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 16:00:36
      Apparently I was mistaken... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 17:00:24
      If it's the one I remember... by Avium2003-07-12 16:07:24
        I think it was around that time... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 16:36:47
    I don't have time to track down all the details, by GeekPrincess2003-07-12 14:32:33
      Only it's not. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 14:52:14
        Interesting viewpoint by GeekPrincess2003-07-12 16:35:38
        Good point. (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 14:53:40
    The only thing I can spot is the following: by geminidomino22003-07-12 14:29:53
      As to the whining comment: by adiplomat2003-07-12 14:41:44
        No, my FIRST was a joke. by geminidomino22003-07-12 14:46:32
          Actually, it's not all that matters. I took a long by adiplomat2003-07-12 14:56:40
            You're trying to be diplomatic again. ;) by geminidomino22003-07-12 15:05:00
    I think that sums up current events. by Avium2003-07-12 14:18:46
      I think a grave mistake was made by DL, there. by adiplomat2003-07-12 14:29:06
    ...and you say you're not much of a diplomat by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 14:01:20
      **grumble** I'll get you for that! "And yer little by adiplomat2003-07-12 14:21:26
        The thread was still alive when I got there, by geminidomino22003-07-12 14:32:21
  *sigh* by GeekPrincess2003-07-12 11:21:40
    Don't let it get you down. by geminidomino22003-07-12 12:09:50
      I'm not, but I am disappointed in the namecalling by GeekPrincess2003-07-12 14:17:13
        Firstly, I never swore. by geminidomino22003-07-12 14:58:20
          Nice. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 15:02:35
            Didn't attack anyone. I answered with pure FACTS. by geminidomino22003-07-12 15:06:20
              No you didn't. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 15:22:22
                Let's consider context, shall we? by geminidomino22003-07-12 15:27:29
                  And you by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Never said I didn't. by geminidomino22003-07-12 15:48:08
                      It looked an awful lot like you implied it. by TheyMustBIdiots2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        No, it wasn't. by geminidomino22003-07-12 18:38:58
                      *snort* by oot2003-07-12 18:12:27
                        Why thank you. :) (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 18:14:46
      Frankly, if I were you, I'd apologize for my by adiplomat2003-07-12 12:42:47
        That's a matter of personal judgement. by geminidomino22006-11-19 12:55:59
          Can't say I'm familiar with that saying* by Bellator2003-07-12 15:15:30
            Therion == Aleistar <sp> Crowley? by geminidomino22003-07-12 15:19:54
              I said listen, not read :) by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Ooops. I think know who you mean! by geminidomino22003-07-12 15:33:35
                  Yes by Bellator2003-07-12 16:11:27
                    checking the normal channels now. Thanks! (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 16:54:22
                      No luck on Kazaa... blast (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 18:20:32
  <delurk>good by Celticess2003-07-12 10:56:45
    Ha. by special_ed2003-07-12 14:09:36
      Ha? by Khaar2003-07-12 15:46:51
        What? by Blackbyrd22003-07-12 22:22:06
    {{{Celticess}}} by oot2003-07-12 13:08:59
    {{{Celticess}}} Feel better (n/t) by defect2003-07-12 11:44:54
    {{{Celticess}}} Feel better. See if you can get by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 11:28:40
      brief delurk by Celticess2003-07-12 11:38:56
    Get well soon. (re: Side effects) (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 11:15:31
  Folks... by Kickstart2003-07-12 09:50:36
  Fascinating by Wolven2003-07-12 09:26:00
  A question, if I may... by Stavros2006-11-19 12:55:59
  :-| by grey_hat2003-07-12 09:10:18
    It's happened before. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 09:11:23
      I vaguely remember it by Egaeus2003-07-12 09:21:32
        At some point near the end of April, 2001. by Stavros2003-07-12 09:30:10
      KS would know, as he was one of the originals by WebDiva2003-07-12 09:14:58
        Yeah? by special_ed2003-07-12 14:27:54
  What a shame. by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 08:22:11
    I agree (n/t) by Egaeus2003-07-12 08:49:38
    Agree too by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 08:31:05
    [S]he'll probably be back. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 08:25:39
      Reminds me by Didactylos2003-07-12 08:27:03
        Well said, and me too by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 08:32:51
          I don't think Naruki is just an attention-grabber. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 08:37:22
        <sarcasm>yeah right!</sarcasm> by treehugger2003-07-12 08:29:29
    I concur by Spisefisken2003-07-12 08:25:06
      <AOL>ME TOO!!</AOL> (n/t) by FireballMatt2003-07-12 08:31:30
  He? by Didactylos2003-07-12 08:14:26
    hallo! by treehugger2003-07-12 08:15:40
      Been awake for hours! by Didactylos2003-07-12 08:17:19
        Have fun by treehugger2003-07-12 08:21:44
          Riiiiiight.... by Didactylos2003-07-12 08:25:40
            wha? why? by treehugger2003-07-12 08:26:30
              Been wearing your AFDB inside-out again? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 08:27:00
  So religious jokes are out now? by JPaganel2003-07-12 07:31:40
    They aren't necessary by Spisefisken2003-07-12 07:39:38
    Church Lady! by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 07:32:46
  Goodness, two disablements in as many days by flatlander2003-07-12 07:07:08
    Full on Sunday. by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 07:14:35
      Old joke: by kahuana2003-07-12 10:27:19
      Aroooooo (again) by treehugger2003-07-12 07:43:54
        Did you look like Angua before you became a by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 07:45:34
          well, no. Unfortunately I did not. by treehugger2003-07-12 07:47:23
            Hills? In the Netherlands? by Nichiran2003-07-12 08:26:26
              I'm not in the Netherlands, I have hills by treehugger2003-07-12 08:27:56
                Oops, mistook you for someone else. by Nichiran2003-07-12 08:30:59
                  Dats OK {{{Nichiran}}} by treehugger2003-07-12 08:35:55
                    Secondly: you`re mean. by Nichiran2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      am not! (n/t) by treehugger2003-07-12 08:44:03
                      You wanted feedback! by treehugger2003-07-12 08:43:38
                        I was just kidding. by Nichiran2003-07-12 08:54:38
                          Clatter clatter clunk! by treehugger2003-07-12 09:02:10
                            I thought that the bruised ego part... by Nichiran2003-07-12 09:14:05
                              Have to be so careful these days! by treehugger2003-07-12 09:19:14
                                For a while, it was. by Nichiran2003-07-12 09:52:27
                                {{{Nichiran}}} by treehugger2003-07-12 09:58:04
                                Don`t sweat it. by Nichiran2003-07-12 10:02:27
                    I looked too high in the comments. by Nichiran2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      That's not too bad at least. by treehugger2003-07-12 08:40:56
            Beer. Or non-FYOS activities. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 07:48:51
              Take your spanking thoughts elsewhere by treehugger2003-07-12 07:49:50
    Its full - or nearly :P by DragonLady2003-07-12 07:10:58
      Probably right, full moon and meltdown combined by flatlander2003-07-12 07:16:35
        Since its heading down to 8C by DragonLady2003-07-12 07:20:23
          Aroooooooooo! by treehugger2003-07-12 07:42:34
  Not strictly true. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    My friend, I AM a moderator by DragonLady2003-07-12 07:07:06
      DragonLady, THIS is uncalled-for! by adiplomat2003-07-12 12:05:54
      Yes, but you've been known to voice your opinion.. by SuaveRedSalami2003-07-12 08:12:30
        to Me, that is. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2003-07-12 08:12:48
      Ok, so if you say "I like cheese", by LionsPhil2003-07-12 07:10:24
        i have to agree with the lady here... by warfreak22003-07-12 07:12:51
          The phrase "formal warning" pretty much does it. (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 07:17:39
            Miss my link? by LionsPhil2003-07-12 07:19:29
              And then he stopped by Egaeus2003-07-12 08:13:34
                Yes. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 08:18:27
                  It has been my experience by Egaeus2003-07-12 09:06:51
                    Benefit of the doubt. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 09:10:40
                      I did too by Egaeus2003-07-12 09:15:36
                        I would guess... by skeegenin2003-07-12 10:07:45
                          Why'd you have to go there? by geminidomino22003-07-12 10:16:43
                            I suppose I could have referred to this... by skeegenin2006-11-19 12:55:59
                              yeek... good point... by geminidomino22003-07-12 10:41:37
                  Umm LionsPhil if I may? by desertrat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                    So do you read the board by timestamps? by Egaeus2003-07-12 08:57:37
                      Explaining myself one time by desertrat662003-07-12 18:08:52
                        DR66, try the shoe on the other foot. by adiplomat2003-07-12 20:22:18
                          You may have a point by desertrat662003-07-12 20:33:18
                            I think that it was time for a Formal Warning from by adiplomat2003-07-12 20:43:35
                        Do you go back by Egaeus2003-07-12 20:07:03
                          I may not read every post but by desertrat662003-07-12 20:29:47
                            Have you seen their history? by adiplomat2003-07-12 20:51:46
                              it wasn't corrected though by Alwyn2003-07-12 21:14:32
                        You're still assuming everyone by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 19:32:08
                          What I am saying by desertrat662003-07-12 20:19:54
                            The post that was responded to by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 20:28:49
                              That does not however by desertrat662003-07-12 20:35:22
                                If you haven't noticed by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 20:48:58
                      Agreed. by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 09:34:30
                    You assume that Naruki reads in chronological by LionsPhil2003-07-12 08:52:33
                      Which is precisely why by desertrat662003-07-12 08:55:15
                        I stand by your bad form comment. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 08:57:08
                          They better disable me by Egaeus2003-07-12 09:03:07
                    Timestamps aren't everything by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 08:52:06
                      I think you're right. by Stavros2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Further evidence: by Buffy_Fett2006-11-19 12:55:59
  yay! by warfreak22003-07-12 07:01:56
    Joy at the disabling of a well-respected poster by adiplomat2003-07-12 12:54:19
      'twas, in fact, a joke. by warfreak22003-07-12 13:04:19
Is that a typo in the strip, by LionsPhil2003-07-12 05:43:53
  yep. by warfreak22003-07-12 05:45:14
  It's what you get in communion isn't it? by treehugger2003-07-12 05:44:58
    In the Catholic method of Communion anyway. by Tomo2003-07-12 05:48:39
      It's pretty simple.. by Village Idiot2003-07-12 12:26:32
      Oh, great. Now we've got British Catholic slang. by Naruki2003-07-12 06:38:57
        we don't want to know what they drank instead of by warfreak22003-07-12 06:40:59
          We cut out the middleman. by Naruki2003-07-12 06:49:15
            IDGIT by warfreak22003-07-12 06:50:20
              He he he. by Naruki2003-07-12 06:52:02
                ISDGIT by warfreak22003-07-12 06:53:06
                  Acronyms sometimes confuse me. by Keebler_Elf2003-07-12 08:46:30
                    Well, well by Nea2003-07-12 11:50:40
                      What she said. *smirk* (n/t) by skeegenin2003-07-12 13:46:14
                      Most curious. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 12:29:55
                    Keebler Elf?? by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 09:01:30
                    *lol* by Warfreak22003-07-12 08:56:33
                  Cut out the middleman... by Stavros2003-07-12 06:56:54
                    i got that... by warfreak22003-07-12 06:58:28
                      To "cut out the middleman..." by Stavros2003-07-12 07:10:44
                        what in this case are they buying direct from the by warfreak22003-07-12 07:15:09
                          That was only an example. by Stavros2003-07-12 07:16:42
                            not helpful! by warfreak22003-07-12 07:18:49
                              Not entirely sure if it is a pun... by vetitice2003-07-12 07:55:48
                                Half marks! by Atrahasis2003-07-12 13:18:05
                              Forgive if Im wrong .. by DragonLady2003-07-12 07:25:41
                                It's a Christian concept (not just Catholic) by GeekPrincess2003-07-12 12:09:53
                              The whole "representation" thing. by Stavros2003-07-12 07:23:25
                                so when "represents" gets cut out... by warfreak22003-07-12 07:26:17
                              cut + blood + communion...drink... (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 07:22:18
                                AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! by warfreak22003-07-12 07:24:21
                                Calm down, let's just do some blood puns instead. by Stavros2003-07-12 07:28:34
                                If you persist in this awful punnery, by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 07:29:30
                                I wound do that... by catharsis2003-07-12 11:27:09
                                if, for every pun i said, by warfreak22003-07-12 07:54:53
    yep, usually little round rice-paper things by TKirk2003-07-12 05:48:05
      Well I'll be. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 05:49:02
        Hmm... by oot2003-07-12 12:56:37
          *head explodes* (n/t) by oot2003-07-12 12:56:52
        It's a Jewish thing. by Naruki2003-07-12 06:42:50
Why geminidomino2 is bad for UF by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Folks... by Kickstart2003-07-12 09:25:40
  *Yawn* Give me a break. by geminidomino22003-07-12 07:13:09
    Stop it!. He cant respond - hes disabled by DragonLady2003-07-12 07:18:22
      Apologies. Wasn't aware of the disabling. by geminidomino22003-07-12 07:21:52
        dropped? by warfreak22003-07-12 07:22:44
          You should be more worried about the seagulls. ;) (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 07:41:17
            seagulls don't come indoors, by warfreak22003-07-12 08:03:48
              Not often. Watch for falling ceiling fans. (n/t) by geminidomino22003-07-12 08:29:56
                I love the ceiling! I love the ceiling! by oot2003-07-12 12:38:52
                  It's raining oots! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 12:40:31
                    Oh **** I'm plural again? by oot2003-07-12 12:49:43
  And that, ladies and gentlemen, by LionsPhil2003-07-12 05:10:43
    Explain yourself. by Naruki2003-07-12 05:12:38
      You have a tendancy to "call people out" by LionsPhil2003-07-12 05:16:41
        Parting shots are pathetic. by Naruki2003-07-12 05:19:25
          Ah, and re: the subject, by LionsPhil2003-07-12 05:27:12
            That's not the point. by Naruki2003-07-12 05:32:23
              There's a perfectly good reason why I didn't rebut by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Do you STILL think it was a "just kidding" post? by Naruki2003-07-12 06:35:33
                  In retrospect, possibly not. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 06:37:28
                    And that's why I have a problem with it. by Naruki2003-07-12 06:48:24
          I'd prefer if you'd responded to those posts. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 05:26:08
            And yet, it needed to be said. by Naruki2003-07-12 05:29:14
              You're misdetecting the vibe. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 05:34:28
                Why should I treat it any differently by Naruki2003-07-12 06:33:01
                  Yeah, "hate" was the wrong word. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 06:36:23
                    No More. Stop now. by DragonLady2003-07-12 06:39:20
                      Bug off. by Naruki2003-07-12 06:49:47
                        considering she _is_ a moderator... by warfreak22003-07-12 06:51:13
                          Moderators post as well as moderate. by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 08:26:45
                            Where they find time, I'll never know. by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 08:36:23
                              And don't forget... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 15:54:54
                        I believe by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          So I gather, now. by Naruki2003-07-12 06:54:11
                            i beleive... by warfreak22003-07-12 07:00:10
      n/t I don't think there IS an explanation for him. by DeadEyez2003-07-12 05:15:55
        Of course there is. When a lion and a lioness... (n/t) by oot2003-07-12 12:42:01
  Oh dear... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 05:04:22
    Getting ready for work... by Naruki2003-07-12 05:12:03
      Enough Naruki! No more! by DragonLady2003-07-12 06:37:42
    looking... (nt) by warfreak22003-07-12 05:09:26
sequel better then the first? by LunarRainn2003-07-12 03:14:51
  Highlander 2! *evil grin* by Kickstart2003-07-12 17:02:15
    I was going to say that... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 19:35:04
  ghostbusters by lenmear2003-07-12 10:48:02
  2010: The Year We Make Contact by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 08:31:51
  Evil Dead < Evil Dead II < Army Of Darkness (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 08:29:17
    Good point... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 15:43:45
  Rambo. by Naruki2003-07-12 05:20:11
    I still wanna know... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 05:21:50
      ??? by Naruki2003-07-12 05:23:00
        Well.. by DeadEyez2003-07-12 05:23:43
          Oh, it's a silent "First Blood" in the last one. by Naruki2003-07-12 05:25:04
            I always figured... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 05:26:38
  Hot Shots Part Deux, of course! by treehugger2003-07-12 05:09:58
  Star Wars by DeadEyez2003-07-12 04:53:41
    Episode II was better than Episode I by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 05:06:42
      no. by SuaveRedSalami2003-07-12 08:17:11
        But you can say that of Ep I, too. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 08:19:37
          Yes it did. by SuaveRedSalami2003-07-12 08:24:16
      I personally liked Ep V better. by geminidomino22003-07-12 07:47:20
  Buffy the movie/Buffy the TV show by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 04:48:13
    Didn't you know that Silence of the Lambs by Naruki2003-07-12 05:22:28
      Hrmm by Buffy_Fett2003-07-12 05:27:04
        Manhunter came long before... by rapido752003-07-12 05:34:45
          But it wasn't any good. by treehugger2003-07-12 05:39:03
            No! Dark side GOOD! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 06:23:37
              But tasteless. And boring. by Naruki2003-07-12 06:37:18
                Five years? by LionsPhil2003-07-12 06:37:55
                  I'm pretty sure my watch lied to me. by Naruki2003-07-12 06:50:54
      Those who never watched it ;> by DeadEyez2003-07-12 05:25:39
        I wish I were them. by Naruki2003-07-12 05:26:34
    Bad movie/good TV show -Good movie/ bad TV show by veran2003-07-12 04:50:57
  Mad Max 2 by veran2003-07-12 04:46:31
    Cars made out of shiny stuff. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 05:45:36
      But only if by veran2003-07-12 05:50:09
  Batman Returns by AshyRaine2003-07-12 04:12:42
    ones? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 19:36:28
    They're terrible. Don't bother. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-07-12 08:29:50
  But what about... by Viaken2003-07-12 03:35:19
  The Hobbit / LOTR by Atrahasis2003-07-12 03:32:59
  Aliens, by breezeblock2003-07-12 03:18:04
    Definitely Terminator 2. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-07-12 05:00:40
      Speaketh not blasphemy of the oringinal! (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-07-12 07:28:03
I'm off.... by challinor2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wow. I just looked through the pics and got lost by WebDiva2003-07-12 09:47:35
  Hope you can speak the local language! by breezeblock2003-07-12 03:14:13
    LOL by challinor2003-07-12 04:50:56
  want some company? by LunarRainn2003-07-12 03:10:40
    Oh, he'll have some... by ChuckAB2003-07-12 04:15:57
      Actually - not by challinor2003-07-12 04:49:48
        Do you need a recipe for Turtle soup? by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
Miles Davis by DeadEyez2003-07-12 01:57:04
LinuxTag meet by julius.apweiler2003-07-12 01:46:03
  allrightt .. .i am here by stacato2003-07-12 04:30:08
    back home again..... by ParityBit2003-07-12 11:48:17
      home aswell ... by stacato2003-07-12 12:23:21
That was funny! by DeadEyez2003-07-12 01:10:16
  Your hand is out to get you. Watch it... (n/t) by veran2003-07-12 04:54:03
    n/t Perhaps I should change my name to Ash by DeadEyez2003-07-12 05:02:29
for those who think the gym is a good place.... by McGowan2003-07-12 00:57:32
  One thing you should really consider before by DeadEyez2003-07-12 15:50:47
  I don't belive in exercise... by Tomcat2003-07-12 06:11:12
    That's a good point by oot2003-07-12 12:29:27
    Hey, "No Pain, No Pain" right? (n/t) by flatlander2003-07-12 06:58:39
  i knew a guy who went to the gym once by warfreak22003-07-12 04:09:04
    Yay! Paintball! by treehugger2003-07-12 05:41:01
      hehe yup im doing that by McGowan2003-07-12 09:28:10
        i did some yesterday by Warfreak22003-07-12 10:15:08
  stretch by mirage2003-07-12 03:06:38
    Swimming is a good all around exercise by Electric Storm2003-07-12 03:08:40
  Had the same experience by Electric Storm2003-07-12 03:01:54
    mine by mirage2003-07-12 03:16:12
      brother by Electric Storm2003-07-12 03:18:37
        Bowling all afternoon after a long break by treehugger2003-07-12 05:48:29
  I went to a gym once by challinor2003-07-12 02:44:36
  Dont overdo it when you start ... by DragonLady2003-07-12 01:31:59
    thanks :D hehe i've brooken into the muscle rub by McGowan2003-07-12 01:45:12
  You're not stretching right by Aeirould2003-07-12 01:01:47
    It's amazing... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 01:07:58
      im not forgetting them by McGowan2003-07-12 01:30:47
        If you worked the same by Aeirould2003-07-12 01:34:05
          different muscle groups by McGowan2003-07-12 01:41:38
        3 days in a row isn't bad... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 01:33:22
          Jinx! Buy me a coke! :D (n/t) by Aeirould2003-07-12 01:35:11
            Not quite... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 01:36:49
Song of the Morning by DeadEyez2003-07-12 00:43:53
  *laughs* by AshyRaine2003-07-12 04:15:48
    It was fitting... by DeadEyez2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And sung by Electric Storm2003-07-12 03:24:51
    n/t couldn't imagine anyone else singing ;> by DeadEyez2003-07-12 03:26:40
BAHAHAHAHA!! by GeekPrincess2003-07-12 00:27:41
  What, no 11 degrees of neighborliness? (n/t) by binkley2003-07-12 03:49:14
    Perhaps... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 03:52:39
Ufie Idol: Do, or do not. there is no spoon by lord_dolphin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There is no spoon. Use fork. (n/t) by veran2003-07-12 04:48:12
    Ignore the spork... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 05:06:06
  By my last count by Aeirould2003-07-12 00:33:29
    This is the wrong contest to enter... by icebalm2003-07-12 09:08:13
      You have a point by Aeirould2003-07-12 13:31:37
        There may be by icebalm2003-07-12 20:42:35
      Besides, with the amount of talent ... by icebalm2003-07-12 09:09:19
        *grins* by AshyRaine2003-07-12 12:52:58
          Trade ya... by icebalm2003-07-12 20:29:03
            <sulk> by ag_wyvern2003-07-12 23:12:22
              I'll take it by Aeirould2003-07-12 23:21:05
    Hrm, I'm thinking something must be done by lord_dolphin2003-07-12 09:07:39
      Extensions by Aeirould2003-07-12 13:18:04
      how's this for an idea: by niwikki2003-07-12 13:00:54
      Extension would be helpfull... by abaron2003-07-12 09:36:43
        I used the left side of my headphones FOR my mic! (n/t) by icebalm2003-07-12 12:07:21
      Extensions are bad by icebalm2003-07-12 09:14:04
    About your 'cruelty' argument... by majorg172003-07-12 08:31:22
      This is true by Aeirould2003-07-12 13:23:05
        LARTs self - that should be 12, not 14. (n/t) by Aeirould2003-07-12 13:23:46
    Thumbs up! =) by catharsis2003-07-12 03:55:58
  14 of 26 already submitted by niwikki2003-07-12 00:33:17
Crypto Thread by Aeirould2003-07-12 00:14:20
He's a demon spawn! That's what he is!!! (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-07-12 00:12:33
  No..I am... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 00:25:13
    hmmmmmm.... by DaNutBall2003-07-12 00:42:18
      Exactly... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 00:47:22
  And he smells. (n/t) by TheGM2003-07-12 00:18:16
German / Deutsch by diGriz2003-07-12 00:11:06
  Anmerkung by diGriz2003-07-12 00:14:12
    Holy wafer "spiked" with viagra by ideur2003-07-12 00:20:29
      Oops! by diGriz2003-07-12 00:52:36
mac internet malfunction! by niwikki2003-07-12 00:11:00
  Your MODEM PREFS file is toast by flatlander2003-07-12 06:18:29
    I'm on DSL... by niwikki2003-07-12 09:35:10
      nope, that didn't do it by niwikki2003-07-12 09:49:57
  OS 9.1? by catharsis2003-07-12 04:10:10
  I wonder if SBC is punishing me by niwikki2003-07-12 01:04:34
    Sounds to me like you have flaky RAM by abaron2003-07-12 01:07:10
      well, found a more immediate problem... by niwikki2003-07-12 01:40:19
      argh, I hope it's not that cheap ram I bought by niwikki2003-07-12 01:11:44
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2003-07-12 00:10:03
  doatherly by TheGM2003-07-12 00:25:34
    Alborlish by Village Idiot2003-07-12 12:37:39
      ??? (n/t) by Aeirould2003-07-12 14:19:13
        What do you mean by "???" by Village Idiot2003-07-12 16:55:05
          That's what I meant, actually... :) (n/t) by Aeirould2003-07-12 18:56:03
    Alborlish by Aeirould2003-07-12 00:35:46
Japanese employers...they drive you nuts! by Nichiran2003-07-12 00:10:03
  man...... by p0lar2003-07-12 01:36:05
    Wanna work in Japan? by Nichiran2003-07-12 08:51:23
  That's work in general. by vetitice2003-07-12 00:24:57
    Heh. Nothing of an 'interview' here. by Nichiran2003-07-12 00:30:27
      'Interview' as in by vetitice2003-07-12 07:48:09
      what can 688 yen get u? (n/t) by McGowan2003-07-12 00:50:45
        n/t An hour's work from Nichiran ;> by DeadEyez2003-07-12 00:51:43
          Yeah, and I even dress up for you! by Nichiran2003-07-12 08:10:42
          LOL! by Naruki2003-07-12 05:16:40
Illiways, The Café at the end of the Ufiverse. by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *wanders in, late and veryverytired, but happy* by cmb2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *Yawn, Wanders into Illiways in Kaftan* by treehugger2003-07-12 05:20:13
  Morning. by catharsis2003-07-12 04:04:37
  Oh yes ... by chrisP2003-07-12 02:51:30
  'lo there... by Dongorath2003-07-12 01:18:37
  morning by binabik2003-07-12 01:15:13
  good morning by ParityBit2003-07-12 00:40:56
  Good morning by DaNutBall2003-07-12 00:39:48
  *pounces triplets and hugs* by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 00:20:49
    Hot dogs most likely by SaleGamine2003-07-12 00:29:32
      ::mind plunges:: by DeadEyez2003-07-12 00:30:24
        *Drags DE's mind back from gutter* by SaleGamine2003-07-12 00:32:57
          Heh... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 00:34:24
    LXG? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 00:24:08
      It's a movie. Sean Connery. by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 00:26:41
        X? Wouldn't that be LEG? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 00:27:55
          I'm not the marketing department. by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 01:43:37
            As I said...hollywood... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 01:45:54
    Ok, I by mirage2003-07-12 00:22:59
      Yep, you definitely need some sheep by SaleGamine2003-07-12 00:31:16
        Ok by mirage2003-07-12 02:59:39
          Dew? yep that will keep ya up by Electric Storm2003-07-12 03:12:23
            huh? by mirage2003-07-12 03:17:49
              From what I recall by Electric Storm2003-07-12 03:22:04
                I have by mirage2003-07-12 03:27:57
                Jolt... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 03:24:27
                  I just by mirage2003-07-12 03:29:03
      *pounces mirage* by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 00:23:53
        *falls asleep by mirage2003-07-12 00:25:41
          Dream Well by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 00:27:12
  Oh goodie... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 00:09:18
    *Oggles some more* by SaleGamine2003-07-12 00:10:05
      Am I gonna get burnt by firemites? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 00:12:15
        Of course not by SaleGamine2003-07-12 00:15:31
          Nah... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 00:17:28
            So we can all have dead eyez? (n/t) by imperito2003-07-12 00:18:23
              have? by DeadEyez2003-07-12 00:23:14
                What about..... by VampireSquirrel2003-07-12 00:24:25
                  heh... by DaNutBall2003-07-12 00:42:57
                  ::grin:: by DeadEyez2003-07-12 00:26:08
Wow... my first rollover by oot2003-07-12 00:05:09
  Rolling over is a good trick... by Atrahasis2003-07-12 01:46:58
    Yep (n/t) by oot2003-07-12 11:31:22
  That's odd... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 00:07:44
  You mean by mirage2003-07-12 00:07:18
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2003-07-12 00:00:25
  New Question (and an easy one this time) by Schol-R-LEA;22003-07-12 10:16:08
  Time's up! New Question! by Atrahasis2003-07-12 04:01:45
    Athens, Torino, Bejing, Vancouver by graeme2003-07-12 04:40:58
  Answer sp_addumpdevice by cherry2003-07-12 00:47:24
    hartlepool...... by McGowan2003-07-12 01:01:13
      New question please? by Aeirould2003-07-12 01:04:36
        in what year did cardiff city fc win the FA Cup? (n/t) by McGowan2003-07-12 01:40:20
          1927 by graeme2006-11-19 12:55:59
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  The Department of Approvals. by thewrongcrowd2003-07-12 13:16:13
  Department for Explaining Unexplained Phenomena (n (n/t) by niwikki2003-07-12 12:54:05
  The Department of Public Silliness by oot2003-07-12 11:35:45
  The Bureau of Sabotage. From a series of by adiplomat2003-07-12 11:05:27
    Sounds like the usual BS to me :-) (n/t) by cmb2003-07-12 13:41:55
  the department of produce design (n/t) by sketcher2003-07-12 10:32:24
    Produce as in fruits and vegetables? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 10:41:19
      yeah by sketcher2003-07-12 10:56:34
        What about a broccoli/cauliflower hybrid? by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 10:59:36
          i dont know... by sketcher2003-07-12 21:48:17
  The unemployment agency by skeptic2003-07-12 09:47:01
  Ah, good to be back by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 08:35:36
  Legislation Constitutional Review Department by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 07:25:51
    Amen! by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 08:20:23
      Those pesky voters again. It IS all their fault. by NOLAWitch2003-07-12 08:49:30
  The Dept. of Dumb Ideas and Misconceived Spending by Silvermoon822003-07-12 07:09:17
    Agency for Really Stupid Expenditures. by Silvermoon822003-07-12 10:53:59
  I don't want to proposition anything... by skeegenin2003-07-12 06:42:17
  The Department of Spanking Dubya by flatlander2003-07-12 06:33:04
    But... by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 08:22:23
    Too narrow in scope. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 06:43:14
      What is it with you and spanking?? by treehugger2003-07-12 07:37:53
        Hey, I didn't start the topic! by LionsPhil2003-07-12 07:50:00
  F. Off. by Tomo2003-07-12 05:57:21
  Department of Purity by EvilLionsPhil2003-07-12 05:15:18
  Departement of in-stupidity by Control2003-07-12 04:33:37
  The Ministry of Illumination by AISB2003-07-12 04:20:15
    Anything to do with the Illuminati? by Atrahasis2003-07-12 04:26:11
      Don't be silly. They don't exist. by LionsPhil2003-07-12 05:12:47
  The department of "Give money to Veran" by veran2003-07-12 04:14:04
  Ministry of Magic by breezeblock2003-07-12 02:40:59
    Ministry of Sufficiently Advanced Technology! by Atrahasis2003-07-12 02:52:40
      Ministry of Insufficient Funds by DeadEyez2003-07-12 02:56:41
        Ministry of Wishful Thinking! by Atrahasis2003-07-12 03:08:41
          Red Tape Commision by DeadEyez2003-07-12 03:21:27
            Cake and Icecream Agency by Atrahasis2003-07-12 03:31:24
              Federal Bureau of Vic Tanny by DeadEyez2003-07-12 03:39:47
                DOA by Atrahasis2003-07-12 03:59:18
                  Eh... by DeadEyez2003-07-12 04:41:25
  the department of departments by test1232003-07-12 02:07:31
    Isn't that called "Homeland Security"? (n/t) by Aeirould2003-07-12 02:20:46
  Department of Propaganda by Atrahasis2003-07-12 01:44:03
  The Department of Truth, Honesty and Limited Power (n/t) by slayer2003-07-12 01:25:50
  The Ministry of Silly Walks by binabik2003-07-12 01:18:11
    Ahh. thankee! I couldn't remember if it was by kahuana2003-07-12 10:12:30
  The Department of Porkbarrel Spending by DaNutBall2003-07-12 00:21:50
    They already get too much (n/t) by Aeirould2003-07-12 00:39:37
      Nah; it's required money! (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-07-12 00:43:28
  Department of Truth by Aeirould2003-07-12 00:17:38
    minitrue? (n/t) by Silvermoon822003-07-12 07:01:17
      :) (n/t) by Aeirould2003-07-12 13:35:57
  Thay have plenty already (n/t) by tumppu2003-07-12 00:09:33
  The Agency by DeadEyez2003-07-12 00:05:42
  The Department of Redundancy Department by woodchip2003-07-12 00:04:28
    I was thinking of saying that... (n/t) by imperito2003-07-12 00:04:56
  The RDDLEAA by imperito2003-07-12 00:03:15
    Working in conjunction with the RCAFLA by SnappingTurtle2003-07-12 08:21:45
      "Working in conjunction" by LionsPhil2003-07-12 08:24:04
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Translations by intx2003-07-12 00:00:02
  Deutsch/German by BlueTiger2003-07-12 01:05:14
    Vorschlag by DerBrandy2003-07-12 03:54:01
      Re: Vorschlag by BlueTiger2003-07-12 06:16:15
    Edit by BlueTiger2003-07-12 01:07:56
  Deutsch / German by zarni20002003-07-12 00:59:46

 

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