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Cartoon for May 29, 2003
Strip for May 29, 2003
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Is there anybody out there? (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-05-29 22:58:04
  Gotta go! by Slamlander2003-05-29 23:59:14
    Break a leg. by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:59:55
  No by ideur2003-05-29 23:56:37
    That's ok then by SaleGamine2003-05-30 00:00:29
  Hon, I'm not gonna make by Slamlander2003-05-29 23:32:42
    Ok love by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:34:01
      Maybe, it depends by Slamlander2003-05-29 23:37:54
        Well that will be a relief to you, non? by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:40:04
  Yes and no by Alcyone2003-05-29 23:22:18
    That bad? by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:31:44
      Actually by Alcyone2003-05-29 23:43:42
        *Grin same here* by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:44:42
          I'm thinking of by Alcyone2003-05-29 23:55:30
      well... by Celticess2003-05-29 23:35:50
        Ok dear one, up to you. by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:38:42
          quick response by Celticess2003-05-29 23:49:18
        move this down one to the same with like topic (n/ (n/t) by Celticess2003-05-29 23:38:22
  yep by mirage2003-05-29 23:21:44
    {{{mirage}}} by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:26:28
  yes and no by Celticess2003-05-29 23:18:45
    {{{Celticess}}} by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:24:53
      Hon, did you ever by Slamlander2003-05-29 23:26:14
        No, I still haven't manage to get by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:27:51
          well to sum it up by Celticess2003-05-29 23:37:47
            Have a good evening by Slamlander2003-05-29 23:53:04
            Ok, have a nice time. by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:40:47
  At work already? by Slamlander2003-05-29 23:15:46
    I wish by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:17:18
      What? That one of you could've stayed home? by Slamlander2003-05-29 23:19:58
        No, we are both of th opinion by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:30:39
  Hallo by c3po2003-05-29 23:04:08
    I'm not completely alone then by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:06:32
      No you aren't by c3po2003-05-29 23:10:31
        Sort of. by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:13:47
          HiHi by c3po2003-05-29 23:32:52
            Here it's because yesterday was by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:35:13
              'Vatertag' - äh Christi Himmelfahrt by c3po2003-05-29 23:39:59
                Vatertag? by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:43:55
                  No, in DE is was yesterday (n/t) by c3po2003-05-29 23:59:34
  kinda... by krupa2003-05-29 23:01:32
    I recall... by DireEyez2003-05-29 23:07:33
    Hello by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
      hiya... by krupa2003-05-29 23:13:15
        hmm ..think some of us regulars have already been by DragonLady2003-05-29 23:51:39
          Um... by DireEyez2003-05-30 00:03:47
          The problem... by krupa2003-05-30 00:02:39
          and finally by Alcyone2003-05-29 23:58:33
        So was I by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:14:31
          And I thought Clutter was bad... by DireEyez2003-05-29 23:16:10
            Clutter is not meant that way by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:19:49
              I'm surprised they didnt' just stick iwht by DireEyez2003-05-29 23:23:10
                It's juvenile elitist behavior by Slamlander2003-05-29 23:24:54
              It's called "hazing" here ... by Slamlander2003-05-29 23:22:27
                Thank you by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:26:08
                  Oh, I'm impressed with it ... by Slamlander2003-05-29 23:27:32
                    it's interesting though... by krupa2003-05-29 23:32:23
                      I'm not by mirage2003-05-29 23:42:44
                      I've never considered my public humiliation by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:37:27
                        I've always considered... by krupa2003-05-29 23:41:37
                          Nor you to them of course. by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:45:28
                            Of course. by krupa2003-05-29 23:52:04
                      Not to mention by DireEyez2003-05-29 23:33:36
                        well after all... by krupa2003-05-29 23:37:52
                          Not worth it... by DireEyez2003-05-29 23:41:11
                            I agree, and yeah... it equates to abuse... by krupa2003-05-29 23:49:36
                              Yep... by DireEyez2003-05-29 23:50:48
                            In a way it is by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:46:39
                              obviously youve never by joecrouse2003-05-30 16:12:25
                              fun and habit are by mirage2003-05-29 23:51:53
                                I've long been an iconoclast by Slamlander2003-05-29 23:57:31
                              I know... by DireEyez2003-05-29 23:49:38
  Just nod if you can hear me... by DireEyez2003-05-29 22:59:43
    there is no pain you are recieving (n/t) by joecrouse2003-05-30 16:10:21
    You're jumping all over the place. by CrazySteve2003-05-29 23:07:12
      Well the on I was thinking of was this one by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:10:00
      I know... by DireEyez2003-05-29 23:09:21
        Don't worry too much. by CrazySteve2003-05-29 23:20:21
          will you all stop invadeing my personal brainwaves (n/t) by joecrouse2003-05-30 16:11:03
        *Grin* (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-05-29 23:10:30
Wario Ware Inc. by Ubergeek22003-05-29 22:01:47
  Never heard of it... by DireEyez2003-05-29 22:07:42
Well, time for me to go to bed, g'night (n/t) by Llyr2003-05-29 21:39:32
  n/t I didn't even realize you were here by DireEyez2003-05-29 21:42:48
    Yeah yeah (n/t) by Llyr2003-05-29 21:43:45
lol, oh jeez by sketcher2003-05-29 21:03:15
  thbbtuggluthssss... by majorg172003-05-29 21:34:32
    ehbligligstebrooloskyerfindiko by sketcher2003-05-29 21:40:35
      POPTARTS!!! (n/t) by Llyr2003-05-29 21:44:55
        HAPPYTARTS!!!!!!!!!! by sketcher2003-05-29 21:53:02
          and i feel sad now by sketcher2003-05-29 21:54:31
        ::perk:: by DireEyez2003-05-29 21:47:42
    *clouds form above majorg17's head* by dopple2003-05-29 21:39:32
Ok - tell me something happy by Reddy2003-05-29 20:36:52
  {{{Reddy}}} by SaleGamine2003-05-29 22:43:25
  Something happy... by krupa2003-05-29 22:01:45
  Right. and sorry if I depressed you. by dire_lobo2003-05-29 20:45:36
    oh, and if you pic is in by dire_lobo2003-05-29 20:54:31
  Hmmm by Reddy2003-05-29 20:45:01
    Not really... by DireEyez2003-05-29 20:51:28
OK, I'm confused... by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:32:18
  not that I know of but by Reddy2003-05-29 19:34:18
    I know... by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:35:31
      huh? by Reddy2003-05-29 19:38:11
        We deconstructed *doink* *doink* etc. by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:43:52
          ah I guess then by Reddy2003-05-29 19:47:34
            2003/05/23 by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:48:37
              OK by Reddy2003-05-29 19:50:04
                that was cute by Reddy2003-05-29 19:53:34
Howdy all by Alera20012003-05-29 19:08:43
  recovering from donkey-work... by themadkansan2003-05-29 19:22:21
    {{{themadkansan}}} by Reddy2003-05-29 19:26:14
      Lol I know It's a little less now by Alera20012003-05-29 19:31:50
        Carrying them wasn't so bad... by themadkansan2003-05-29 19:40:29
      Is not so much the hurt... by themadkansan2003-05-29 19:29:23
        Lol I know the feeling I work on cement floors all by Alera20012003-05-29 19:33:52
          {{{Alera2001}}} by Reddy2003-05-29 19:39:58
        Hmmm by Reddy2003-05-29 19:31:13
          Shower, Advil, and Bed, actually. :) by themadkansan2003-05-29 19:34:17
            yes that would be good by Reddy2003-05-29 19:36:37
  having a party by Reddy2003-05-29 19:11:46
    REddy! by dire_lobo2003-05-29 19:44:17
      thank you by Reddy2003-05-29 19:49:16
    I know the feeling.. by Alera20012003-05-29 19:15:03
      Well by Reddy2003-05-29 19:17:09
        NEVER give up hope... makes you grow old by dire_lobo2003-05-29 20:00:14
          Thank you by Reddy2003-05-29 20:06:24
            I'll have ta go lookin' by dire_lobo2003-05-29 20:35:16
              Thank you again by Reddy2003-05-29 20:40:43
            It is not by mirage2003-05-29 20:11:09
              I know by Reddy2003-05-29 20:14:06
                *Thwap!* by SaleGamine2003-05-29 22:54:04
                I'd say Nothing, to be honest. by themadkansan2003-05-29 20:25:59
                  genetics are that by Reddy2003-05-29 20:32:52
                I get to also - by mirage2003-05-29 20:18:27
                  I hope so by Reddy2003-05-29 20:23:28
                    *comforts* (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-05-29 22:52:14
        lol Most Parents do. Ah well growing up sucks. (n/t) by Alera20012003-05-29 19:26:17
          yes it does by Reddy2003-05-29 19:27:23
i take pleasure in knowing that... by sketcher2003-05-29 19:02:15
  DAMN! at exactly 19:02 Ufie Time, I was thinking by dire_lobo2003-05-29 20:04:18
  Made of an Italian city? by whybird2003-05-29 20:01:54
  mmm chocolate milk....uuurrrggghhh</homer> (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-29 19:28:26
  hmmm by Reddy2003-05-29 19:10:35
    yeah, same here by sketcher2003-05-29 20:00:13
      I'll hope by Reddy2003-05-29 20:08:22
    Lol Skippy would knowing his twisted mind. lol (n/t) by Alera20012003-05-29 19:17:02
  O...K by Alera20012003-05-29 19:07:15
pocket gaming q: by sketcher2003-05-29 18:40:48
  Oh... Nevermind. by Naruki2003-05-29 18:50:43
    My first thought at his TLP was: by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:24:31
      i resisted (n/t) by sketcher2003-05-29 19:59:18
    pocket monsters by sketcher2003-05-29 18:52:34
      What do you mean... by Naruki2003-05-29 18:53:09
        im double confused by sketcher2003-05-29 18:58:40
          Think about the term "pocket monster" by Egaeus2003-05-29 20:12:32
  Super Mario Advance (1 and 2) by DireEyez2003-05-29 18:45:21
    yeah, i really dont like that by sketcher2003-05-29 18:48:34
      Ok... by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:13:58
        Well by MikeCDN2003-05-29 21:30:04
          I couldn't bring myself to purchase anything by DireEyez2003-05-29 21:34:39
            red and blue were REALLY good by sketcher2003-05-29 21:49:55
              I have Ruby by MikeCDN2003-05-29 23:15:50
555-1212 (411) re 555-XXXX & etc. by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I know of one by Lady-Luna2003-05-29 20:12:51
  900-555-1234 by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 18:55:00
  Not offhand... by DireEyez2003-05-29 18:42:28
CRAP! by sketcher2003-05-29 18:18:43
  I guess by Reddy2003-05-29 18:21:53
  can you say "Sewing machine"? by DireEyez2003-05-29 18:21:29
    me? sewing on pants that i fully intend to wear? by sketcher2003-05-29 18:30:09
      Hmmmm by Reddy2003-05-29 18:33:28
        heh, iirc pretty far by sketcher2003-05-29 18:35:03
          ok by Reddy2003-05-29 18:41:04
            heh by sketcher2003-05-29 18:44:16
              *giggles* by Reddy2003-05-29 18:49:45
              Yeah, they have seam rippers... by DireEyez2003-05-29 18:47:12
    *giggles* by Reddy2003-05-29 18:25:11
      Hmm... by DireEyez2003-05-29 18:37:07
        I could too by Reddy2003-05-29 18:46:15
  Yeah, I have a pair of those... by alter3d2003-05-29 18:20:55
...can you say "carotid endarterectomy"? by themadkansan2003-05-29 18:07:17
  Well, I hope your grandma comes out fine. by Animefreak2003-05-29 18:51:33
    tyvm... by themadkansan2003-05-29 19:00:22
  those were SOME pics... by ahbtbone2003-05-29 18:31:06
    yup - the farther I clicked... by themadkansan2003-05-29 18:36:32
  Ahhhhh by Reddy2003-05-29 18:19:57
    tyvm. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2003-05-29 18:41:56
  Hmm... by DireEyez2003-05-29 18:16:01
    "-ectomy" means to remove by cutting. by GeekPrincess2003-05-29 18:54:50
      OK, then -otomy would be...? (n/t) by themadkansan2003-05-29 18:58:05
        -otomy is to make an incision. by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 19:05:01
    Would that be by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 18:21:47
      Thank'ee, ser. (n/t) by themadkansan2003-05-29 18:24:03
        EMMV but these have been a by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 18:27:52
          tell me about it... '8| by themadkansan2003-05-29 18:35:27
    ...wanna have a look at one? by themadkansan2003-05-29 18:21:10
      You know... by DireEyez2003-05-29 18:53:38
        Actually, wouldn't there be a privacy issue by whybird2003-05-29 19:48:25
          Uh... by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:50:03
            Yeah, he's suitably anonymous. by themadkansan2003-05-29 19:53:39
            You're right. by whybird2003-05-29 19:52:50
              Of course, when I first read the caption... by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:56:10
                Yup. by themadkansan2003-05-29 20:00:39
                  right... by DireEyez2003-05-29 20:03:16
                    Well - I didn't by mirage2003-05-29 20:30:28
                      I actually watched surgery on myself once. by whybird2003-05-29 20:47:24
                        I wouldn't by mirage2003-05-29 21:01:26
                          I would probably... by DireEyez2003-05-29 21:06:41
                        (hope all this talk isn't bothering u themadkansan by whybird2003-05-29 20:49:15
                    I don't know why, but... by themadkansan2003-05-29 20:07:50
        What really got me... by themadkansan2003-05-29 18:56:07
          It took me a few pics... by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:03:56
            That's what the cholesterol fuss is all about. by GeekPrincess2003-05-29 20:11:32
              The Double-Bacon-Cheeseburger: Slow Poison? by themadkansan2003-05-29 20:13:56
            yup - amazing, eh? by themadkansan2003-05-29 19:07:10
      Clicky. by Animefreak2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ooookay. by Avium2003-05-29 19:25:02
          join the club. by themadkansan2003-05-29 19:27:16
            Heh... by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:34:14
              Ha! by themadkansan2003-05-29 19:36:48
                vice versa for me... by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:39:43
                  ...toast can be buttered? by themadkansan2003-05-29 19:43:35
                    Well...it wasn't toast... by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:46:55
        That was FASCINATING by whybird2003-05-29 18:52:23
          Wetware?!? by GeekPrincess2003-05-29 19:19:12
            yup - mission-critical subsystem, no less. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2003-05-29 19:24:20
        Thank'ee. (n/t) by themadkansan2003-05-29 18:51:41
A little joke for you...*giggle* by j.butterfly2003-05-29 17:59:02
  "Little Red Riding Hood, You Sure Are Lookin Good" by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 18:34:47
    LOL!! I like it!! (n/t) by GeekPrincess2003-05-29 20:18:36
    Sing along with me.... by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Now that's my kinda Red by DireEyez2003-05-29 18:38:53
      Mhmmm. by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 18:58:03
        Most definitely by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:21:23
          OK by Reddy2003-05-29 19:23:13
  heard that one before somewhere... by themadkansan2003-05-29 18:26:26
What about coincidences? by ahbtbone2003-05-29 16:38:08
  D'oh! That was supposed to be UNDER by ahbtbone2003-05-29 16:40:21
    You expecting Dubya to show up sometime? (n/t) by Kickstart2003-05-29 16:46:51
      he might....*raises eyebrow* (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-29 17:11:44
New official rule added. by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That makes sense. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 16:32:11
    I thought Naurki was disabled... by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:35:26
      You've been around longer than I realized by Egaeus2003-05-29 16:39:12
        Must have missed that. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-29 16:39:40
          It was years ago by Egaeus2003-05-29 16:45:07
            Er... by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:56:16
              Naurki's diary... by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:58:35
                It is? by Egaeus2003-05-29 17:03:42
                  Here by ahbtbone2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Not Naruki, Naurki by Nea2003-05-29 17:08:27
                    D'oh! by Egaeus2003-05-29 17:17:29
                      Can you ever have an overdose of algebra? by Nea2003-05-29 17:18:52
                        I am to the point by Egaeus2003-05-29 17:24:15
            Ok, now I'm confused. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 16:48:00
              Goodnight LionsPhil by Reddy2003-05-29 16:50:06
              Sleep is for the weak by Egaeus2003-05-29 16:49:44
  Even on April Fool's Day? (n/t) by Egaeus2003-05-29 16:32:07
    Preferably, yep. (n/t) by Kickstart2003-05-29 16:45:54
      You'd prefer us to do it on April fool's day? by ahbtbone2003-05-29 17:13:55
Need Software Firewall Recomondation by abaron2003-05-29 16:24:33
  try zonealarm (n/t) by elim garak2003-05-29 16:51:18
  a question on those windows message box ads... by bailey2003-05-29 16:41:59
    It looks to me like someone is spoofing a net send by abaron2003-05-29 16:44:52
      one service is all it takes by desertrat662003-05-29 19:41:32
Song Of The Moment!! by Animefreak2003-05-29 16:23:21
  And over in this corner... by dopple2003-05-29 21:21:47
  Currently? A Perfect Circle: Judith by DireEyez2003-05-29 17:44:29
    I need you to feel this... by DireEyez2003-05-29 21:23:49
      You look so precious...now... by DireEyez2003-05-29 22:05:50
      Trust me....trust me...trust me... by DireEyez2003-05-29 21:50:27
        There's a shadow just behind me by DireEyez2003-05-29 22:18:09
  For a moment... by DireEyez2003-05-29 17:28:24
    But that would be wrong by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 17:45:23
  Hmmm by Reddy2003-05-29 16:25:21
    When does it ever rain by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 16:30:23
      last week by Reddy2003-05-29 16:31:48
        oh yeah. Texas spring by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 16:35:58
          cool by Reddy2003-05-29 16:41:34
            LOL. by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 16:43:36
              Hey summer starts by Reddy2003-05-29 16:44:33
San Francisco UFie meet... by Llyr2003-05-29 15:23:20
  All your answer is here by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hmm... Thanks. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-05-29 15:39:35
      Does anyone know Nawft? (this is really random) (n (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-29 15:53:11
        A lot of people do by Nea2003-05-29 15:54:40
          hehe, I think I understand the logic by nawft2003-05-29 16:11:07
            She's just testing I guess by Nea2003-05-29 16:16:27
            NAAAAAWWWFFFT! by shegreen12003-05-29 16:16:22
          Well, he joined us last year... by LthrOttr2003-05-29 16:09:52
          Oh hi Nea! how are ya! by shegreen12003-05-29 15:57:48
            I'm doing pretty well by Nea2003-05-29 16:21:29
              hehe, that is alliterative! :) by shegreen12003-05-29 16:24:35
            I only know him from in here by Spisefisken2003-05-29 15:59:12
And there was even more rejoicing! by Mysmask2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So that is why he have shut up by Spisefisken2003-05-29 15:11:37
smoothing out frequency distribution by DennisMV2003-05-29 15:04:44
  Cheap & dirty hash by thermal noise2003-05-29 23:37:36
  But what prevents you from... by IByte2003-05-29 15:26:33
    I thought of that by DennisMV2003-05-29 16:13:08
      You could use a "real" hash.... by vyrus2003-05-29 16:24:22
        yes, but how ? by DennisMV2003-05-29 16:33:35
          You can rehash the md5 output by vyrus2003-05-29 16:45:55
    better hash: "Use the Ones, Luke!" by curly2003-05-29 15:30:58
      hey ! by DennisMV2003-05-29 16:13:54
      Oops, I'm repeating axello, sorry! (n/t) by curly2003-05-29 15:33:56
  frequency distr... by axello2003-05-29 15:19:21
    balanced trees by DennisMV2003-05-29 16:15:36
  humm, interesting by DennisMV2003-05-29 15:12:48
G'night all... by karaken122003-05-29 15:00:20
  nite (n/t) by McGowan2003-05-29 15:14:48
  But SaleGamine is asleep. (n/t) by Slamlander2003-05-29 15:11:29
    If only that were true.... by SaleGamine2003-05-29 15:34:17
      Heh, I'm not even tired... by abaron2003-05-29 16:27:19
        Well, you should ... by Slamlander2003-05-29 16:45:32
          Yes, I shouldn't have started reading that spider by abaron2003-05-29 16:55:23
            {{{Abaron}}} by Reddy2003-05-29 16:57:15
              I know, but try telling that to my unconcious mind by abaron2003-05-29 17:09:07
                I don't either by Reddy2003-05-29 17:16:19
                  Yes, Live and let live for me... by abaron2003-05-29 17:19:31
                    {{{Abaron}}} by Reddy2003-05-29 17:21:31
  I'm still here. by nin_man2003-05-29 15:08:12
Need some Help. by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I have no idea if this will help by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Most grants only require the group to match the by techi8702003-05-29 15:31:02
  You can apply for by Celticess2003-05-29 15:05:16
    Nod... by Kickstart2003-05-29 15:08:19
Attn: Spider experts by oot2003-05-29 14:45:33
  Australia is the spider capital of the world, but by whybird2003-05-29 20:38:38
    Usually... by DireEyez2003-05-29 20:50:18
      Of course.. by whybird2003-05-29 21:05:40
        It was a long time ago... by DireEyez2003-05-29 21:14:42
  Size doesn't matter. ;) by GeekPrincess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thank you very much by oot2003-05-29 18:12:28
    Heh... by DireEyez2003-05-29 17:15:05
      Hehehehehehe! by GeekPrincess2003-05-29 17:34:20
  5: I happen to think most spiders are cute by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I think they're cute by Egaeus2003-05-29 16:47:11
      There was a first time and I missed it? by Nea2003-05-29 17:07:24
        You mean that wasn't you by Egaeus2003-05-29 17:26:31
          *chuckle* by Nea2003-05-29 17:54:10
            Well, I technically have one by Egaeus2003-05-29 17:58:17
              I was just hoping I could learn all the answers by Nea2003-05-29 18:02:28
                Haha! by Egaeus2003-05-29 19:45:38
    Bright colors = poison? by oot2003-05-29 16:27:43
      Not really... by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:38:28
      Read by mirage2003-05-29 16:32:00
        Thanks for the suggestion by oot2003-05-29 17:05:21
          It is by mirage2003-05-29 17:07:44
    Ugh. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 16:20:56
      How can they be scary by Nea2003-05-29 16:24:58
        Because they're black and yellow. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 16:27:25
          Hmm, yet the Brown Recluse... by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:36:42
            Different role, I guess. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 16:38:59
    Yaknow... by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:19:44
      I was always interesting by Nea2003-05-29 16:36:14
        I'm male... by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:39:13
          s/t/b/ ? (n/t) by Kickstart2003-05-29 16:41:08
            No... by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:43:58
              you remind me by Reddy2003-05-29 16:53:31
                That part of my brain doesn't need to connect by DireEyez2003-05-29 17:02:37
                  But I love these boots by Reddy2003-05-29 17:05:46
                    hey by Reddy2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Um... by DireEyez2003-05-29 17:16:20
                        no by Reddy2003-05-29 17:17:18
                          Then don't send me to pages that by DireEyez2003-05-29 17:21:28
                            Well by Reddy2003-05-29 17:23:20
            "boo fixabed"? ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-29 16:42:39
              Fine...s/oot/oob/ ? (n/t) by Kickstart2003-05-29 16:44:21
                I don't think oot would like her name changed by DireEyez2003-05-29 17:03:19
                  *chuckle* (n/t) by GeekPrincess2003-05-29 18:10:31
  5) Blac Widow by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:12:55
    Daddy Longlegs are awesome. by Animefreak2003-05-29 16:26:09
    Daddy Longlegs are spiders? by oot2003-05-29 16:25:05
      In various areas of N.A.... by Kickstart2003-05-29 16:36:16
      Interesting by DireEyez2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Fascin*shudder* fascinating stuff. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 16:37:06
          Now surfing with images turned OFF by oot2003-05-29 16:42:34
        Weird - that's not what I thought a Daddy Longlegs by oot2003-05-29 16:36:32
          You are talking the second link... by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:41:09
            *shudder* by oot2003-05-29 16:55:16
              They are size and shape by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:59:49
                That's it (n/t) by oot2003-05-29 17:04:07
                  If you want to desensitize yourself by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 17:17:17
                    *shudder* by oot2003-05-29 18:00:05
                      Take your time. by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
          This? by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Hmm by oot2003-05-29 16:50:09
            Those things are crazy. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 16:41:52
              I'd have to read up... by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:49:35
      You haven't looked ;> by DireEyez2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Hmm... by oot2003-05-29 16:45:09
          As I said...try "Harvestman" ;> by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:53:43
        It looks like a pillbug with long legs by Nea2003-05-29 16:34:28
        cool pic by Reddy2003-05-29 16:30:43
    Aracnophobia... by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:25:03
  I feel for you. by ag_wyvern2003-05-29 15:47:56
    Thank you by oot2003-05-29 16:18:29
    Ants are OK. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 15:50:18
      I've had some interesting experiences. by ag_wyvern2003-05-29 17:01:26
      I neglected to add by LionsPhil2003-05-29 16:29:36
      We are infested with Argintinian ants by ShadoCat2003-05-29 16:22:09
      There are spiders that spray acids? by oot2003-05-29 15:57:10
        No, ants. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 16:11:32
          Spiders of family Scytodidae by mirage2003-05-29 16:21:37
            Thank goodness they're small, by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Some spiders by mirage2003-05-29 16:30:27
                But not those spitting ones. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 16:33:52
        Lots of creatures by mirage2003-05-29 16:03:08
  not an expert by any means by tigermouse2003-05-29 15:21:16
  lol by mirage2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm not an expert but I can give you some answers by ShadoCat2003-05-29 15:13:53
    BlackWidow=Hourlgass, Brown Recluse=Fiddle by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:17:33
    Wow! Thank you! by oot2003-05-29 16:06:36
    Brown Recluse in MI? by Animefreak2003-05-29 15:32:41
      I leved there for 6 years by ShadoCat2003-05-29 16:10:59
        Ah, near those silly Detroiters by Nickface2003-05-29 17:06:24
        Probably real brown recluses. by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 16:28:27
          Oops, That's supposed to be "not real" (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 16:32:47
    Black widows are the size of grapes, by LionsPhil2003-05-29 15:17:40
      There's not that big in CA by ShadoCat2003-05-29 15:27:03
        Clickies by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I'll vouch for the symptoms they mention by Celticess2003-05-29 17:08:37
          Those are some pretty tiny grapes. by Kickstart2003-05-29 15:41:30
            You get grapes as small as 1.2cm. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 15:47:10
              Corinthian grapes are pretty small by tigermouse2003-05-29 16:23:17
      depends on the region by Celticess2003-05-29 15:22:23
        Tarantulas shed irritant hairs as a defence. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 15:29:13
          Tarantulas exploding by Kickstart2003-05-29 15:43:04
            Ouch. That's got to *hurt*. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 15:48:02
  Spider talk. by Kickstart2003-05-29 15:02:42
    Thank you by oot2003-05-29 16:00:54
      The big ones by ShadoCat2003-05-29 16:02:46
        Urk by oot2003-05-29 16:08:04
          Infection is possible, by LionsPhil2003-05-29 16:18:19
            Thanks (n/t) by oot2003-05-29 16:21:35
          Depends on the disease and the arachnid by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Thank you by oot2003-05-29 16:21:10
          Maybe, but I doubt it. by ShadoCat2003-05-29 16:14:26
            Phew by oot2003-05-29 16:20:01
  Maybe by mirage2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Excellent! (n/t) by oot2003-05-29 15:58:15
    This by mirage2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thank you by oot2003-05-29 15:59:04
      Well, my instinctive "danger colour" recognition by LionsPhil2003-05-29 14:56:04
  Tell you what. by EvilLionsPhil2003-05-29 14:50:34
    I don't control Sweden by oot2003-05-29 15:40:25
      Hmm. Disappointing. by EvilLionsPhil2003-05-29 15:41:54
        So telll me the fact... by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:14:16
        Why is it by oot2003-05-29 15:54:28
Meh. Bedtime for I. by McNutcase2003-05-29 14:33:03
  Good night by Reddy2003-05-29 14:36:34
Funny Non-Sequitur today: by rapido752006-11-19 12:55:59
  Aaaaa! by LionsPhil2003-05-29 14:36:50
    It did, I'm shocked and appalled... by IByte2003-05-29 15:30:04
  After yesterday's... by rapido752006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hmm, shame I missed that discussion. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 14:40:06
Life is good! by mmell2003-05-29 14:30:56
  No, but I know where you can get half of one by raptor_872003-05-29 15:31:45
  You can get one down in the mall by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hmmm by Reddy2003-05-29 14:39:25
    No, I already have . . . by mmell2003-05-29 14:40:54
      but by Reddy2003-05-29 14:43:33
        Going home now... by mmell2003-05-29 14:46:30
          two-hour commute? by Reddy2003-05-29 14:48:20
  You don't want a life. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 14:31:52
    Have you confused 'life' and 'wife? by mmell2003-05-29 14:33:41
Phone number for God by ania2052006-11-19 12:55:59
  he may be just blowing off steam by DennisMV2003-05-29 15:16:33
    Agreed... by DireEyez2003-05-29 15:55:18
      Ahhh by Reddy2003-05-29 16:17:54
  867-5309 by GeekPrincess2003-05-29 14:52:22
    what's this number ? by DennisMV2003-05-29 15:15:34
    Tommy Tutone's song by ania2052006-11-19 12:55:59
      Except tha they're 20 years off by Slamlander2003-05-29 15:18:18
        written in 1981 by tigermouse2003-05-29 16:11:00
          Then how come by Slamlander2003-05-29 16:22:25
            must have been something similar by tigermouse2003-05-29 16:34:30
    court battle by gfractal2003-05-29 15:02:12
  That's NOT my phone number! (n/t) by mmell2003-05-29 14:23:11
    Of course it isn't your number. by Jehovah2003-05-29 14:26:47
      BLASPHEMER! I SHALL SMITE THEE! (n/t) by mmell2003-05-29 14:29:39
      And who'd want that? by LionsPhil2003-05-29 14:27:39
        No, it is the tree. by mirage2003-05-29 14:32:10
          Don't be silly. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 14:35:59
            Yes, but by mirage2003-05-29 14:38:44
              True, by LionsPhil2003-05-29 14:40:53
                Just because by mirage2003-05-29 14:44:52
                  Indeed. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 14:51:43
                    Drats, and I thought by mirage2003-05-29 15:10:28
  In all fairness by MikeCDN2003-05-29 14:22:34
    I understand by ania2052003-05-29 14:28:55
      Well I think she was rather polite by Spisefisken2003-05-29 14:32:40
  *sigh* by McNutcase2003-05-29 14:21:49
    I don't think by MikeCDN2003-05-29 14:24:12
      remember 867-5309? by Slamlander2003-05-29 14:32:23
        jenny (8675309) by joecrouse2003-05-29 15:07:09
        Do you remember 634-5789? (n/t) by mmell2003-05-29 14:34:47
          possibly by Slamlander2003-05-29 14:46:17
            *LARTs* I *DID* remember it correctly! by Slamlander2003-05-29 14:57:40
              Of course you did by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Legal purposes, etc by mmell2003-05-29 14:28:35
      IIRC... by McNutcase2003-05-29 14:26:35
        Alas, 555 is now being assigned as a valid prefix by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 15:33:34
        Exactly... by rapido752003-05-29 14:39:18
          I was about to go to bed... by McNutcase2003-05-29 14:41:31
            Really close to 666....oooohhhh (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-29 14:50:39
        I thought they reserved KLondike 5- by mmell2003-05-29 14:32:23
I won! I won! I won! by Naruki2003-05-29 14:09:58
  thought it was the pope's hairy tee contest. (n/t) by tigermouse2003-05-29 14:52:01
    No no no... by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:37:58
  There was such a one by Spisefisken2003-05-29 14:14:10
  Uncanvassed??? by DesertRat662003-05-29 14:11:10
    nah! two bags ... by Slamlander2003-05-29 15:04:07
    hear = wear by DesertRat662003-05-29 14:11:49
      That's appropriate... by Naruki2003-05-29 14:23:06
Oh Great by DesertRat662003-05-29 14:07:09
  Just a GT? by nin_man2003-05-29 15:07:08
    Actually by desertrat662003-05-29 15:58:36
    As I said before, they're nothing to sneeze at. (n/t) by Animefreak2003-05-29 15:21:28
  Trying to find some pics of a 1986 Corvette. by Animefreak2003-05-29 14:49:14
    the earlier ones were weird by Celticess2003-05-29 14:59:24
    Digital dash? by LionsPhil2003-05-29 14:57:16
      It darn well was! Nice car. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I do belive the images I saw looked almost exactly by Animefreak2003-05-29 15:18:11
      they also had projection systems by Celticess2003-05-29 15:00:26
  eh dude you guys need to do NAS or something by Celticess2003-05-29 14:36:36
    Yeah they can be expensive by desertrat662003-05-29 15:40:32
    Whoo! Avgas?! by Animefreak2003-05-29 14:42:44
      yea he used to buy fuel from by Celticess2003-05-29 14:56:29
        My Dad has a 56 Nomad and he is currently building by techi8702003-05-29 15:09:34
          The cool thing about bc by Celticess2003-05-29 15:19:06
            Dad used to have a 27 Model T by techi8702003-05-29 15:33:23
  Hey man, GO FOR IT!!! by Animefreak2003-05-29 14:16:04
    Clicky by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
      Not a Grand National by Slamlander2003-05-29 15:32:26
        Friend's got one of those by desertrat662003-05-29 15:37:50
          You gonna put by Slamlander2003-05-29 16:25:17
            Cornering is a priority by desertrat662003-05-29 19:43:30
      Hmmm... I recognize those houses! by ChuckAB2003-05-29 15:31:56
        Dunno by desertrat662003-05-29 15:36:59
          And I in 1992 ... by ChuckAB2003-05-29 15:39:14
            Patriots Landing by desertrat662003-05-29 15:46:33
              That's what I thought. by ChuckAB2003-05-29 15:55:11
                Nope by desertrat662003-05-29 16:04:06
      Ugh. Ugly. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 14:29:06
        And you would prefer? (n/t) by desertrat662003-05-29 15:35:55
      Nice car. Real nice. by Animefreak2003-05-29 14:21:59
        specs by DesertRat662003-05-29 14:26:09
          Dayum! by Animefreak2003-05-29 14:30:55
  so what by DennisMV2003-05-29 14:14:22
Ethernet question... by karaken122003-05-29 13:49:15
  You ned a switch by Slamlander2003-05-29 15:09:08
  Ta all - by karaken122003-05-29 13:59:31
  You need a cross-over cable. by Avium2003-05-29 13:55:54
    Some NICs are more forgiving than others. by taIon2003-05-29 14:09:47
      Not neccessarily. by Avium2003-05-29 19:39:15
      Thanks! by karaken122003-05-29 14:13:30
  If you're hooking them straight to each other... by nin_man2003-05-29 13:50:59
    Oh! by karaken122003-05-29 14:23:46
    You can do it in one of 2 ways by McNutcase2003-05-29 13:54:41
      oh, and for sure you don't need a router... by McNutcase2003-05-29 14:02:13
        Ooops- by karaken122003-05-29 14:10:34
          If you can cope, OpenBSD by McNutcase2003-05-29 14:13:11
            Ha! by karaken122003-05-29 14:20:55
              Or, if you wind up with a spare box that's by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
              They probably also have to dispose of kit. by McNutcase2003-05-29 14:24:21
wooo chocolate rush by Celticess2003-05-29 13:43:41
  *back away -slowly- from Celticess* by DaNutBall2003-05-29 17:56:13
    unlesss.... >:D (n/t) by Celticess2003-05-29 18:31:26
  Mmmmmm...Toblerone. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-29 13:57:35
    Droste is better... by Slamlander2003-05-29 14:04:29
      TROLL! *LART* *LART* *LART* *LART* *LART* *LART* by LionsPhil2003-05-29 14:07:33
        *Eyes LionsPhil askance ...* by Slamlander2003-05-29 16:17:39
        Not exactly the same as a Toblerone... by BuggedEyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Mmmm... by karaken122003-05-29 13:50:15
    that and todays been a funny day by Celticess2003-05-29 14:07:56
      Heh heh heh. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        LOL by Celticess2003-05-29 14:29:53
          btw by Celticess2003-05-29 14:31:40
        Oh, and your cat is fascinated by the new washing by LionsPhil2003-05-29 14:25:30
          Ahhh... by karaken122003-05-29 14:50:38
            This one has learnt too much... (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-29 14:58:17
        *LART!* by McNutcase2003-05-29 14:16:40
          Come on, "Mr. Gazebo" is just SUCH a great name. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-29 14:33:40
Where'd all the memberships go? by karaken122003-05-29 13:25:19
  They'll be back by SaleGamine2003-05-29 13:33:11
    Hellooo! by karaken122003-05-29 13:37:57
      Fine, fine by SaleGamine2003-05-29 13:46:20
        *hugs back* by karaken122003-05-29 13:55:40
          W*** is what has been keeping me by SaleGamine2003-05-29 14:02:06
            ??? by karaken122003-05-29 14:07:37
              To stay by SaleGamine2003-05-29 14:11:30
                Hmmm... by karaken122003-05-29 14:15:50
                  S'ok by SaleGamine2003-05-29 15:31:42
                  well, I've noticed it going on for a while... by McNutcase2003-05-29 14:18:58
                    *Hands McNutcase a cigar* by SaleGamine2003-05-29 15:33:20
  Every few months by MikeCDN2003-05-29 13:28:15
    You can also buy the no-frills by Spisefisken2003-05-29 13:31:06
      I didn't know that! by Route2003-05-29 13:37:01
        Me too! by karaken122003-05-29 13:41:55
          It has been like that for the last two runs by Spisefisken2003-05-29 13:53:23
I need your PC photos! by jeff_uk2003-05-29 13:13:39
  Not quite so focused as I might have liked by flatlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Why have you put in an additional by Spisefisken2003-05-29 14:27:59
      the new one is faster than the old by flatlander2003-05-29 19:43:42
      prolly the same reason by Slamlander2003-05-29 17:21:08
  hmm by MikeCDN2003-05-29 13:35:26
  Will this do? by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  how quickly do you need them? (n/t) by flatlander2003-05-29 13:26:01
Whats your playlist now? by Celticess2003-05-29 13:09:38
  Embarassing, is what it is. by nin_man2003-05-29 14:10:22
    Too much 60s? by LionsPhil2003-05-29 14:30:39
      maybe it's a list of by Celticess2003-05-29 14:41:04
        Here's a bit of it. by nin_man2003-05-29 14:54:08
          ewwww by Celticess2003-05-29 15:24:29
          Hey, what's wrong with that? by LionsPhil2003-05-29 15:00:42
            Hey, watch it. by nin_man2003-05-29 15:10:44
  I'm listening to... by rapido752003-05-29 14:08:07
  My list by DesertRat662003-05-29 13:43:58
  Here's my list by TheNewt2003-05-29 13:43:10
  My Jethro Tull playlist by flatlander2003-05-29 13:30:33
  Currently have my hard rock playlist going. by Animefreak2003-05-29 13:24:19
  Just the Lola Rennt soundtrack... (n/t) by McNutcase2003-05-29 13:21:56
  631 songs by majorg172003-05-29 13:21:28
GAH!!! by ahbtbone2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You're a little late. See previous TLP. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 13:09:12
    I've gotten out of the habit by ahbtbone2003-05-29 13:16:29
      That's okay. We all forget sometimes. by Naruki2003-05-29 13:26:02
        Hey...what's the Japanese word for "angry man"? by ahbtbone2003-05-29 13:28:10
          Maybe so... by Naruki2003-05-29 13:35:36
            If you do a google search on "ikarun"... by Route2003-05-29 13:39:14
Disk failure anticipated . . . by mmell2003-05-29 12:48:11
  Sometimes in life, we encounter by ahbtbone2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The blue pill or the red pill? (n/t) by mmell2003-05-29 13:26:08
  Obviously a dead UFIE here. The dead have by webishop2003-05-29 13:05:09
    "These are not the UFies your looking for." by ahbtbone2003-05-29 13:06:51
      These aren't the UFies we're looking for . . . by mmell2003-05-29 13:28:58
        *pushes mmell into black hole while s/he's in a by invisible_man2003-05-29 13:32:47
          HE! Don't you know a man when you see one? (n/t) by mmell2003-05-29 13:36:54
            Alright, what's Naruki? by ahbtbone2003-05-29 13:39:59
YASJ by SaleGamine2003-05-29 12:24:11
  **pun intentional** by flatlander2003-05-29 12:27:37
    *Groan* by SaleGamine2003-05-29 12:31:06
      shame by micahrosenwolfe2003-05-29 12:41:47
        Not only would you stoop, you'd dig once you got by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 12:44:14
          Diggin down there is good, non? by Slamlander2003-05-29 12:47:21
            Yes indeed (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-05-29 12:58:55
          no i would not by micahrosenwolfe2003-05-29 12:46:17
Ignoring LionPhil's Last TLP thread. by BuggedEyes2003-05-29 12:06:39
  Ignore that all you want. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 12:08:04
    Uh, brain failure. Core dumped. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 12:08:45
      Well... by BuggedEyes2003-05-29 12:11:27
        No, that's wrong. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
          What sound does one llama dancing make? (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-29 12:47:01
          Sound warning next time please (n/t) by Nea2003-05-29 12:40:24
            Sorry. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 12:51:09
          Oh, great. by Avium2003-05-29 12:28:32
        So what comes after post hoc? (n/t) by webishop2003-05-29 12:19:42
          post post hoc, like post post scriptum (n/t) by flatlander2003-05-29 12:20:57
This cannot be ignored. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  OOOOeeeee OOH! OOOO OH! by ahbtbone2003-05-29 14:26:09
  If initiation involves clutter... by nin_man2003-05-29 13:49:07
  *ignores elitist proposal* (n/t) by Slamlander2003-05-29 12:11:55
  *Takes leaf from Mimi's book* by SaleGamine2003-05-29 12:01:19
    better put that back by flatlander2003-05-29 12:08:20
      Nah, she's a cat by SaleGamine2003-05-29 12:10:24
      Cats memorize their training manuals. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 12:09:44
        Nah, Mimi is Empress after all by SaleGamine2003-05-29 12:11:12
  *carefully ignores* :-) by kahuana2003-05-29 12:00:01
job hunting again by joecrouse2003-05-29 11:37:37
ATTN: Wil Wheaton by cybergeek2003-05-29 11:36:15
  OK, so apparently I've missed something... by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:00:52
  Sorry to be a "rabat joie" by SaleGamine2003-05-29 12:35:59
    um... a kill joy? (n/t) by flatlander2003-05-29 13:38:21
      Yes, good answer by SaleGamine2003-05-29 13:44:58
    Er? by Egaeus2003-05-29 12:43:04
      Some research leads me to think by SaleGamine2003-05-29 13:00:45
        Yeah, it's definitely a colloquialism by Egaeus2003-05-29 13:03:17
          "Rabattre" also means "to beat down" by SaleGamine2003-05-29 13:06:53
            Makes more sense that way by Egaeus2003-05-29 13:22:32
    Who said anything about actually joining in on UF? (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-29 12:41:16
      I think it would be cool by Egaeus2003-05-29 13:25:56
      Why else would he make that ridiculous wav file? (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-05-29 13:14:03
        Why is the earth tilted 23 degrees? (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-29 13:25:11
          Ok, maybe I stated it badly by SaleGamine2003-05-29 13:31:51
            Illiad started it!! </whining little brat> (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-29 13:35:09
              Not quite so impolitely he didn't (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-05-29 13:35:42
                He made it the subject of a strip by SaleGamine2003-05-29 13:38:36
                  he got his consent? by ahbtbone2003-05-29 13:47:52
                    Not the point by SaleGamine2003-05-29 13:55:32
          And if so, wouldn't the TRUE North and South by ahbtbone2003-05-29 13:26:52
  *doink* by WilWheaton2003-05-29 12:27:19
    User disabled. by Kickstart2003-05-29 16:21:03
    Hmmm...moderatable? by Kickstart2003-05-29 13:55:25
      I don't know by Egaeus2003-05-29 15:04:28
      I guess this is the problem you run into by ahbtbone2003-05-29 14:36:01
        And I would think, that if Wil by ahbtbone2003-05-29 14:43:01
          If somebody was using your name to be stupid with, by adiplomat2003-05-29 21:24:05
      Is Wil A UFie? I do not know if he has a UF by adiplomat2003-05-29 14:04:40
        Moderate in any case I'd say by SaleGamine2003-05-29 14:19:39
        BTW, whatever the ruling, this business is rude. by adiplomat2003-05-29 14:07:46
          Yes it is by SaleGamine2003-05-29 14:12:59
  His agent might have advised against it ... by kahuana2003-05-29 12:07:12
    dude ! by DennisMV2003-05-29 13:41:37
  And to make the point... by McNutcase2003-05-29 12:02:31
    No we can't! by Silvermoon822003-05-29 12:46:47
  dude ! by DennisMV2003-05-29 11:57:12
    Nah, by LionsPhil2003-05-29 12:02:08
      You don't need to add "particles"! by McNutcase2003-05-29 12:05:25
  I concur by plblark2003-05-29 11:38:49
    way i figure it... by cybergeek2003-05-29 11:47:16
      Yeah, THAT'LL work even better! by LionsPhil2003-05-29 11:51:24
        see, you weren't paying attention there :) by cybergeek2003-05-29 12:26:27
          I don't, like, PAY stuff, MAN. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 12:35:46
    Ooh! Someone create a PetitionOnline! by LionsPhil2003-05-29 11:42:23
Why does Dust Puppy ... by DennisMV2003-05-29 11:28:32
  Here... by imperito2006-11-19 12:55:59
  did a CARTOON SEARCH on feet by ahbtbone2003-05-29 12:39:53
  DP knows. by cybergeek2003-05-29 11:49:06
    Actually, when Pitr discovered him, by LionsPhil2003-05-29 11:50:23
San Francisco UFie Meet, June 20 - 22 by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm swinging through the East Bay by Slamlander2003-05-29 11:33:51
    *Grin* by SaleGamine2003-05-29 11:58:38
      and I'll let you know how it went by Slamlander2003-05-29 12:05:28
        Before then I hope! by SaleGamine2003-05-29 12:06:49
What do you want in a text editor? by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Combine the simpicity of notepad by ahbtbone2003-05-29 13:12:00
  Try Bedit by Slamlander2003-05-29 12:55:24
    Gotta link? by mikosullivan2003-05-29 13:02:47
  What do you want that vi doesn't have??? (n/t) by Nashville2003-05-29 12:47:28
    Ease of use (n/t) by mikosullivan2003-05-29 12:53:08
      vi's a doddle to use! by LionsPhil2003-05-29 13:10:26
      Ooh, MAJOR burn! by Naruki2003-05-29 13:07:35
  I'd like to see multiple windows, and by webishop2003-05-29 12:44:10
    Isn't that standard? by Naruki2003-05-29 13:07:09
  AWK as the macro language! by Naruki2003-05-29 12:10:05
    Macro language by mikosullivan2003-05-29 12:21:36
      Including opening a file containing macros. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 12:23:31
        LOL!! by mikosullivan2003-05-29 12:33:00
    Polly want an regexp? by LionsPhil2003-05-29 12:12:44
  I want it to read my mind by Egaeus2003-05-29 11:55:21
    I want it to read my mind by LionsPhil2003-05-29 11:58:16
  Join the eclipse project instead. by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
    There IS a use for one... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
    But it's written in Java. by Avium2003-05-29 12:06:42
      In case you hadn't noticed ... by Slamlander2003-05-29 12:42:42
        Hunh? Since when? by Avium2003-05-29 13:36:42
          Since by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
      gcc3 compiles Java! by LionsPhil2003-05-29 12:10:43
        I doubt that will work. by Avium2003-05-29 12:26:17
          Only because you don't want it to. by Slamlander2003-05-29 12:36:29
            Have you tried the GCC compiled Java? by Avium2003-05-29 13:46:34
              I can agree with that last statement by Slamlander2003-05-29 17:02:11
  Automatic indenting. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 11:35:09
    Projects by mikosullivan2003-05-29 12:09:52
      Not really. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 12:11:52
        The "Cruft" philosophy by mikosullivan2003-05-29 12:18:05
          Isn't that the philosophy behind by Egaeus2003-05-29 12:29:37
          I'm thinking more along the lines of by LionsPhil2003-05-29 12:22:41
            That's a concern by mikosullivan2003-05-29 12:31:37
  A wishlist of things I've seen before. by taIon2003-05-29 11:26:37
    Open file by mikosullivan2003-05-29 11:29:40
      Now, THAT would be cool. by Silvermoon822003-05-29 11:33:06
  My wish list: by Silvermoon822003-05-29 11:12:56
    That last one is easy to do yourself. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 11:31:36
      Send To... Hadn't thought of that. Cool! (n/t) by Silvermoon822003-05-29 11:34:41
  Here doc content type specification by mikosullivan2003-05-29 11:03:07
    Yes! And things like CSS embedded in HTML: by Silvermoon822003-05-29 11:16:32
  Tabs. by McNutcase2003-05-29 10:59:21
    Seeking details on sidebar by mikosullivan2003-05-29 11:22:12
      It's cool. by Silvermoon822003-05-29 11:24:24
    Definitely. by Kickstart2003-05-29 11:03:28
      Konsole. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 11:04:24
        What version? by Kickstart2003-05-29 11:07:06
          Uh, I honestly don't know. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 11:17:02
        Or Multi GNOME Terminal by McNutcase2003-05-29 11:06:50
  Indented Here docs by mikosullivan2003-05-29 10:57:13
  Clippy!!! by DesertRat662003-05-29 10:55:50
    Personally, I'd prefer Vigor! (n/t) by parastra2003-05-29 15:07:07
  Visual Basic scripting support. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:53:29
    Actually, here's a list. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:56:16
      Oh, and it should be minimalist. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        That was... odd... (n/t) by Silvermoon822003-05-29 11:19:32
          Would you expect anything else from my clickies? by LionsPhil2003-05-29 11:26:38
            True. ED IS THE STANDARD! ED! TEXT EDITOR! (n/t) by Silvermoon822003-05-29 11:28:22
  Select a word, add it to syntax highlighting by mikosullivan2003-05-29 10:52:54
Hi... by krupa2003-05-29 10:17:04
  I think you're looking for something like by vyrus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I don't know anything about colors, but... by Nea2003-05-29 10:26:53
    :) thanks. (n/t) by krupa2003-05-29 10:30:06
  Any random graphics package. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:26:10
    they give the rgb components of colors? by krupa2003-05-29 10:28:04
      Dude, use JAVA! by Naruki2003-05-29 10:35:01
        I was thinking about doing that... by krupa2003-05-29 10:37:41
          How could Java render the colours 'badly'? by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:40:32
            Java does a lot of things badly... by krupa2003-05-29 10:44:05
              Liiiiiiiiiiiiike...? by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:49:59
                See my other post... by krupa2003-05-29 11:02:57
                  I didn't jump on you specifically, by LionsPhil2003-05-29 11:37:18
              Spot the Whiner!™ by Naruki2003-05-29 10:46:11
                whiner? no... deliberate button pusher? yes. by krupa2003-05-29 10:57:32
            Yeah, and my suggestion was meant by Naruki2003-05-29 10:42:32
              yeah, I know how you meant your suggestion... by krupa2003-05-29 10:47:48
                Whoopsie! Sorry Naruki, but a troll's sense of by Adiplomat2003-05-29 11:14:25
        Oooh, shiny. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:37:04
      Well, PSP does. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:29:33
  There was a <1K HTML that did color samples by kahuana2003-05-29 10:22:31
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moderated for language in link (n/t) by Nea2003-05-30 00:17:24
  Hmm... by DireEyez2003-05-29 16:06:23
    I give up by Reddy2003-05-29 18:31:40
      Hmm... by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:29:20
        Sorry... by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:31:02
          ok by Reddy2003-05-29 20:11:50
  Sad I know but... by taIon2003-05-29 12:18:27
  They've been reading too much BOfH... by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:24:39
    Unfortunately they don't appear to know what by Tomo2003-05-29 10:36:10
      Actually... by McNutcase2003-05-29 10:40:21
      2.4A through a standard 50 ohm resistor? by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:38:14
        Indeed, 288W by Tomo2003-05-29 11:15:46
          Closer to 1/8W these days by taIon2003-05-29 12:06:54
        Exactly right, it can't... by arccoyote2003-05-29 10:42:41
        s/resitor/resistor/ (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:38:28
  The sheer evil destructiveness is to be commended. by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 10:16:32
    They missed one by DesertRat662003-05-29 10:20:43
      Ah, but those aren't devices, are they? by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 10:23:17
        /dev/luser? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:25:20
          With a little thought, time and ingenuity by Tomo2003-05-29 10:29:17
            Would the voltage or amperage be high enough by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 10:32:01
              Just be sure to include a coil by DesertRat662003-05-29 10:49:44
                T for Tesla? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2003-05-29 12:24:02
                  Ford by DesertRat662003-05-29 13:51:16
                    naw just get a condenser from any pre 1980 car by joecrouse2003-05-29 14:08:01
              Yes, it can. by Avium2003-05-29 10:35:55
              It's more the route it takes that counts. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:34:46
                *files away tidbit in 'to do' folder* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 10:37:03
            Heck, I've found a use for the big hole on my box. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:30:35
Thanks so much for Geekfinder clicks yesterday by WebDiva2003-05-29 10:06:54
  You get paid a dollar between you per day? by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:08:42
    And it's a Canadian dollar too. (n/t) by flatlander2003-05-29 10:10:54
      That's toy money, that is. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:12:13
        Clearly you've not seen the price of chocolate by kahuana2003-05-29 10:16:33
          I hear the Canadian Tire currency is suffering by DaNutBall2003-05-29 10:33:38
            Surely you don't mean that the Canadian Tire is by Adiplomat2003-05-29 11:12:15
              *LART LART LART LART LART LART* by DaNutBall2003-05-29 11:31:57
Oh rejoice! by Mysmask2003-05-29 09:53:13
  {{{Mysmask}}}!!! by Route2003-05-29 10:38:49
    Moan, moan... by SaleGamine2003-05-29 10:58:29
      Oh my Lord. by Route2003-05-29 12:23:52
        Thank you by SaleGamine2003-05-29 12:28:20
    :) I'm glad! by Mysmask2003-05-29 10:47:39
  He really won't care if the place is a mess. by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 10:35:52
    Only sad part is by Mysmask2003-05-29 10:44:15
  *Grin* by Ravenlock2003-05-29 10:27:06
    How WAS your trip to Philly? by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 10:34:07
      Only a few, by Ravenlock2003-05-29 12:09:19
        Yeah, weekends ARE too short. by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 12:43:41
  *Is slightly envious* by SaleGamine2003-05-29 10:24:18
  thanks for sharing that by flatlander2003-05-29 10:10:01
Wish me luck by kinslay3r2003-05-29 09:43:35
  Erk. G'luck. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:01:44
  Lucky wished dear one by SaleGamine2003-05-29 09:45:51
    The magic 8 ball does not lie by kinslay3r2003-05-29 15:43:29
    I sure hope so by kinslay3r2003-05-29 10:23:31
      All will be well, you'll see by SaleGamine2003-05-29 10:33:39
        That would work by kinslay3r2006-11-19 12:55:59
Hey Buffyfett, Thanks for the funny cats by j.butterfly2003-05-29 09:27:20
  I stil can't believe the cat under the door... by DireEyez2003-05-29 19:53:50
  Hehe...you're welcome (REPOST) by Buffy_Fett2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hmm... by LionsPhil2003-05-29 09:43:33
  Gave up huffing aerosols, eh? by Naruki2003-05-29 09:37:38
    you just can't help it can you? :) by j.butterfly2003-05-29 09:48:27
      No, no dear... by Illiad2003-05-29 09:59:07
        Wizard? by SaleGamine2003-05-29 10:21:00
          Bottom. You're definitely getting closer. by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 10:24:41
            I know, I know by SaleGamine2003-05-29 10:28:25
              Then I'm in good company. :) (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 10:29:09
                Aren't we all? :) (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-05-29 10:34:37
                  Yes indeed. A thousand times yes! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 10:37:54
      Dresser? by Naruki2003-05-29 09:56:20
        :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-05-29 10:15:58
    Don't worry Naruki... by myke2003-05-29 09:42:42
      No, Naruki's just been up since the dawn of crack (n/t) by tnglives2003-05-29 10:54:26
      I hope not. by Naruki2003-05-29 09:56:58
        Naruki? England? by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:01:03
          Oh yeah? by Naruki2003-05-29 10:02:48
            Actually, we've got a great anti-Naruki defence. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:06:27
              You're one of those yahoos who thinks Satan by Naruki2003-05-29 10:40:13
                I went to Redmond once by Slamlander2003-05-29 11:31:03
                Hmm. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:41:27
                  I've got a circle of seven dead Ghasts... by McNutcase2003-05-29 10:42:39
                    I'm aghast! by Naruki2003-05-29 10:43:31
                      eck... time to ready the old MP41... by McNutcase2003-05-29 10:48:42
              When in Rome, ya know by flatlander2003-05-29 10:08:31
Interesting urban legend by SaleGamine2003-05-29 09:26:45
  Another cause of Voluntary Manslaughter.. by arccoyote2003-05-29 11:57:53
    Ick ick ick! by McNutcase2003-05-29 12:07:12
Is anyone else having trouble with ICQ? (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-05-29 09:06:46
  no probs - but check out miranda by cava2003-05-29 12:40:26
  Not I... although I never seem to see you on there by McNutcase2003-05-29 09:34:27
    It's back up now by SaleGamine2003-05-29 09:35:53
  Works now by Elessar2003-05-29 09:16:39
    Thanks, I'll go and try by SaleGamine2003-05-29 09:25:18
  looks like its working fine for me by Nickface2003-05-29 09:14:16
    For some reason Trillian has never deigned by SaleGamine2003-05-29 09:15:54
  Yes by Chuk2003-05-29 09:13:54
    Ok, I'll give up trying for a bit then by SaleGamine2003-05-29 09:15:11
So, are the folks in Denver... by rapido752003-05-29 09:03:12
  Who? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2003-05-29 11:30:52
    Judging from the comments by Egaeus2003-05-29 11:34:11
      Oh. by YakkoWarner2003-05-29 11:53:54
        Dunno myself by Egaeus2003-05-29 11:57:34
      Nope. Your not mistaken. by Avium2003-05-29 11:46:18
        D'oh. You're not mistaken. by Avium2003-05-29 11:47:01
  YES. by Epiphany02003-05-29 11:07:15
  the thing about him that always irritated me by flatlander2003-05-29 09:22:00
    He should be on his way to the HHOF (n/t) by nevdull2003-05-29 10:01:04
      Oh hell... by rapido752003-05-29 13:00:37
  "And there was much rejoicing" :-) by kahuana2003-05-29 09:18:37
    Nah... by rapido752003-05-29 12:58:08
  Besides the fact... by nin_man2003-05-29 09:04:55
    Yeah, it's funny out here.. by tonza2003-05-29 09:25:08
    It's french, So.. by nevdull2003-05-29 09:19:52
      Actually "king" is "roi" in French by DaNutBall2003-05-29 10:27:47
        Depend on how old your spelling is... by SaleGamine2003-05-29 10:35:32
          The problem is... by Avium2003-05-29 11:40:31
    Pot to kettle: how do *you* pronounce 'Z'? by kahuana2003-05-29 09:12:37
      Ye gads! There are so many mispronunciations by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 09:17:03
        In SW AR by Egaeus2003-05-29 11:32:02
          You mean ar-KAN-sis? by YakkoWarner2003-05-29 11:56:01
            Gaaah! by Egaeus2003-05-29 11:56:46
          The worst I've ever heard... by Avium2003-05-29 11:44:53
      Zee is correct. Zed doesn't match ANY other letter by Naruki2003-05-29 09:15:24
        What sounds better? by LurkerMo2003-05-29 09:27:29
          Native speech? What's that? by Naruki2003-05-29 09:36:42
            I should probably have said by LurkerMo2003-05-29 09:47:52
        Yep. I didn't proof read that. But there's no rule by kahuana2003-05-29 09:23:16
          I'd say he succeeded. by Naruki2003-05-29 09:34:44
Thanks Avium... by McNutcase2003-05-29 08:56:24
My Brain Hurts! by toxin2003-05-29 08:52:47
  Go to your "happy place" and sing songs by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 09:10:39
    Unfortunately the current crisis involves by Naruki2003-05-29 09:17:47
      You have no idea... how your comments relate by toxin2003-05-29 10:13:26
Linux teething troubles by MrTrick2003-05-29 08:27:53
  The answer you seek! by vyrus2003-05-29 16:42:29
  Ok, here's what's happening: by arccoyote2003-05-29 13:28:19
  Jeez: blind leading the blind ... by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Give this a shot... by imperito2003-05-29 08:43:19
    On the fourth line... by MrTrick2003-05-29 08:51:33
      Thats an odd one.... by imperito2003-05-29 08:54:51
        Nope by MrTrick2003-05-29 08:58:27
          Well, go ahead and skip ahead to the smbmount part (n/t) by imperito2003-05-29 09:02:30
            What do you mean by ${SHARE}? by MrTrick2003-05-29 09:11:03
              In your smb.conf, the share has a name. by imperito2003-05-29 10:46:54
  is the window box using NTFS? by Celticess2003-05-29 08:30:31
    Does not compute... by MrTrick2003-05-29 08:40:57
      ok, well thats relevant... by imperito2003-05-29 08:43:59
    Thats local access... by imperito2003-05-29 08:34:39
Repost! Anyone want to design my tattoo? by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Can we choose the location? by toxin2003-05-29 08:53:56
    actually I saw one like that the other by Celticess2003-05-29 12:16:10
    Within some limits, yeah :) (n/t) by Kickstart2003-05-29 09:33:41
  Given that this is your choice... by MrTrick2003-05-29 08:33:21
    Best to take a look at my comments yesterday (n/t) by Kickstart2003-05-29 09:34:02
  give me a few moments :) by Celticess2003-05-29 08:28:17
    ok here's a quick 5min sketch with no fills by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
      What's with the dragon? by vyrus2003-05-29 16:52:40
        scottish/celtic and oroborus by Celticess2003-05-29 23:22:31
      That's something like by Egaeus2003-05-29 11:42:28
      That's pretty good :) (n/t) by Kickstart2003-05-29 11:04:21
  <nostradmus>In the year by flatlander2003-05-29 08:26:11
Another TLP by me. Whee. by nin_man2003-05-29 07:13:46
  What an idiot... by DaNutBall2003-05-29 08:03:41
    He probably wasn't very bright to begin with. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 08:15:45
      No, by LionsPhil2003-05-29 09:45:45
  Eh I don't like Greta van Sustren anyway... (n/t) by tonza2003-05-29 08:00:42
  Mohammed Ali was a loud mouth too by flatlander2003-05-29 07:34:45
    And he was clever. He wrote poetic ditties by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 07:37:07
      I heard he was really good at chewing ears. by pecosdave2003-05-29 08:13:17
        <Homer> Mmmmm, ear...<Homer> by toxin2003-05-29 08:35:04
        Got Milk? by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's a relay, by pecosdave2003-05-29 07:21:25
    But once it's there, his voice by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 07:28:57
      Somebody let the State of Indiana know! by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 07:31:42
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2003-05-29 07:10:37
  For Sale 1 Soul by DaveH2003-05-29 07:52:50
    Bid: 1 heart by curly2003-05-29 08:12:15
JobCenter Daily reminder post! by JobCenter2006-11-19 12:55:59
Well, my birthday is wrecked. by nin_man2003-05-29 07:01:45
  who reads playboy any way (n/t) by joecrouse2003-05-29 13:02:06
  Happy Birthday. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 09:55:16
  Well 'appy birfday anyway by McNutcase2003-05-29 09:44:32
  HB NM! :) (n/t) by BuggedEyes2003-05-29 09:36:55
  Happy Birthday!! by GeekPrincess2003-05-29 09:19:28
    What are the other reasons? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:11:31
  She looks good now. Can't you get over her by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 07:34:28
    She got her stomach stapled. by Naruki2003-05-29 08:34:45
      Airbrush. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2003-05-29 12:08:54
      That's the only recourse for someone who is by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 09:14:25
        How did Ricki Lake do it? by Naruki2003-05-29 09:19:13
          I'm not sure if I remember correctly, by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 09:47:41
    I just can't forget her old body. by nin_man2003-05-29 07:38:10
      You're a bit obsessed with looks aintcha? by Adiplomat2003-05-29 07:40:53
        I choose to revel in our image-obsessed society. by nin_man2003-05-29 07:43:27
          That's not very nice of you. by Naruki2003-05-29 08:39:47
            When's that stopped you before? by nin_man2003-05-29 08:55:27
              Naruki has a mind? by LionsPhil2003-05-29 09:53:18
    besides, I'd like Playperson Magazine better by flatlander2003-05-29 07:37:36
      hear hear! (n/t) by breezeblock2003-05-29 07:38:16
  just wait for by sketcher2003-05-29 07:32:47
    I'm holding out for Grace Slick, myself. by nin_man2003-05-29 07:38:40
      I thought she already did it... by Naruki2003-05-29 08:46:40
        Worst Bond Girl Ever!™ by nin_man2003-05-29 08:56:13
          Worse than BRITT EKLUND? You're reachin', by Adiplomat2003-05-29 11:09:36
          I hesitate to call you a tasteless nitwit by flatlander2003-05-29 09:07:33
            Grace Jones is a man! by nin_man2003-05-29 09:35:01
              Bet that means Dolph Lundgren is surprised. by Naruki2003-05-29 09:39:08
                No, it means Mr. Lundgren isn't intimidated by flatlander2003-05-29 09:46:16
                  Strong women are one thing. by nin_man2003-05-29 10:10:05
  Well, maybe she's just doing an interview. by bordertech2003-05-29 07:30:35
  <Owl impression> by breezeblock2003-05-29 07:08:56
    Let's put it this way: by nin_man2003-05-29 07:18:17
      What about Heart?!? by cural2003-05-29 09:53:05
        Different Wilsons. by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 10:08:15
      Aahh! I remember Wilson-Phillips! by breezeblock2003-05-29 07:24:22
        (done from memory) by tonza2003-05-29 08:04:50
          that's the fella! (n/t) by breezeblock2003-05-29 08:23:24
Does anybody here understand ModeLines? by skeptic2003-05-29 06:52:42
  Try this... by imperito2003-05-29 08:52:35
  Mandrake's XFree by codemachine2003-05-29 08:24:12
    Not found by skeptic2003-05-29 13:43:34
Happy 100th, Bob Hope! by nin_man2003-05-29 06:45:50
  Thanks, y'all. by nin_man2003-05-29 15:11:42
  Happy birthday by McNutcase2003-05-29 09:51:57
  Happy Birthday!!! *throws confetti* (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-05-29 09:10:37
  Happy Pee Liberation Day! by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Happy, happy birthday to you! by Nea2003-05-29 08:31:37
  Happy Birthday you young'un! (n/t) by kahuana2003-05-29 08:13:51
  Happy one year shy of a quarter century. by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 07:26:43
    Unfortunately, you're in error. (sorry) by Adiplomat2003-05-29 07:33:08
  Sorry, you're just going to have to hold it by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 07:25:52
  Happy Birthday, Jason! I wish you what you could by Adiplomat2003-05-29 07:25:20
    He he he! Sequels! by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 07:30:28
      She'll win. Poor Jason will demonstrate the same by Adiplomat2003-05-29 07:37:33
        well vastectomies and tubal ligations by Celticess2003-05-29 08:18:28
          Actually, by LionsPhil2003-05-29 09:58:59
            It doesn't matter anyway because nin_man won't get by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 10:13:27
              Bah. by nin_man2003-05-29 10:21:30
                and you can skip the potty training and terrible 2 (n/t) by Celticess2003-05-29 15:27:02
                Nah, puppies are cute. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 10:28:34
                Except that you can leave a puppy home by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 10:27:04
          omg! That means they'll have to resort to by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 08:32:39
        You're probably right. by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 07:41:53
      There won't be any sequels. by nin_man2003-05-29 07:34:09
  Happy birthday nin_man! by TheNewt2003-05-29 07:13:19
  Happy BDay nin man! by syren2003-05-29 06:56:26
  I'm 23 and I don't wet my pants! by treehugger2003-05-29 06:54:09
    Well, you COULD. by nin_man2003-05-29 06:54:42
  Cool by Reddy2003-05-29 06:52:17
    Happy Birthday to Him! by treehugger2003-05-29 06:53:08
      Yeah, happy birthday! by nin_man2003-05-29 06:53:50
        Well by Reddy2003-05-29 06:57:12
          30? by nin_man2003-05-29 07:00:21
            *slap* *Slap* *SLAP* by dire_lobo2003-05-29 07:12:05
            Thanks by Reddy2003-05-29 07:03:02
              You don't look a day over 22. by nin_man2003-05-29 07:04:44
                <repeats above *SLAP* post> by dire_lobo2003-05-29 07:22:54
                  12 April was my dad's birthday by flatlander2003-05-29 07:26:40
                **whacks nin_man 40 times with cane** by Adiplomat2003-05-29 07:15:08
                  Watch it, punk - I'll break your hip! ;) by nin_man2003-05-29 07:22:37
                    Yeah, and I'll be all too close... by Adiplomat2003-05-29 07:28:55
                Old would be by Reddy2003-05-29 07:07:17
                  My parents are old, like the dirt. by nin_man2003-05-29 07:14:57
  Happy bday ninny! :) by Celticess2003-05-29 06:52:11
  good... diety he's that old! (n/t) by Celticess2003-05-29 06:51:14
Another gaming thread today - Morrowind by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  just wait for bloodmoon by sketcher2003-05-29 07:27:47
    Bloodmoon has gone gold! by gblues2003-05-29 07:46:39
      Aye, that would be why by Ravenlock2003-05-29 08:21:17
*ARRG* Early Pt. 2 by myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
I vote Australia for the next country to invade! by Avium2003-05-29 06:32:34
  Nah. The Aussies don't have enough oil to make by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 07:53:32
    too cold. (n/t) by rottweiler2003-05-29 08:24:58
      Dunno, we should be coming up to the optimum by thewrongcrowd2003-05-29 09:00:08
  They've been firing stealth WMD's for decades! by breezeblock2003-05-29 07:19:06
    You forgot that by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thanks, PAL! by breezeblock2003-05-29 07:37:08
Yoohoo! McNutter! by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
ontario Ufie meet by defect2006-11-19 12:55:59
Hey myke! by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ACK (n/t) by myke2003-05-29 06:44:41
    SYN (n/t) by flatlander2003-05-29 07:15:27
  That was a great flick. by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 05:38:43
    Like I told my first wife, by Avium2003-05-29 05:48:49
      Lay back, sit tight and.... by breezeblock2003-05-29 05:58:29
  "Odd" doesn't start to describe it. <nt> by CrazySteve2003-05-29 05:38:19
    I didn't want to scare people off. by Avium2003-05-29 05:40:13
Okay, I'm slow but I just realized ... by Beorn2003-05-29 05:18:00
  don't you love multi level jokes :) (n/t) by woodchip2003-05-29 05:28:52
Art of innuendo by stujlaird2003-05-29 04:48:49
  It's used to measure... by rellik2003-05-29 09:57:20
  Then what's Miranda thinking? (n/t) by IByte2003-05-29 08:59:50
  best and funniest innuendo by Celticess2003-05-29 07:44:54
  Whatever do you mean? by Spisefisken2003-05-29 05:25:12
    That depends... by stujlaird2003-05-29 05:28:16
      Growing huge pinky fingers would be 1337 by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-29 06:13:03
        Translation please by Spisefisken2003-05-29 06:18:54
          \/\/311, 137'5 533 |-|3R3... by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-29 06:21:58
            Yep. Definitely need more sleep. by Avium2003-05-29 06:25:05
              7|-|47'5 4 900D 7|-|||\|9, 7|-|0|_|9|-|... (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-29 06:26:08
                No, it isn't. by Avium2003-05-29 06:28:05
                  Hurts, doesn't it? (n/t) by julius.apweiler2003-05-29 12:41:23
      Marrows. (n/t) by random_c2003-05-29 06:03:18
      duh! It's Trees of course! (n/t) by treehugger2003-05-29 05:39:10
        Any reason, or just a cliche? (n/t) by stujlaird2003-05-29 05:41:46
          Increased tree growth = big logs (n/t) by treehugger2003-05-29 05:42:19
            And that's a good thing because...? (n/t) by stujlaird2003-05-29 05:45:41
              I don't think we're sharing the same gutter (n/t) by treehugger2003-05-29 05:46:45
                What's a gutter got to do with it? (n/t) by stujlaird2003-05-29 06:08:47
                  Hoo boy. by Avium2003-05-29 06:12:43
Hmm I've wondered about something by Spisefisken2003-05-29 04:47:49
  beware if he starts drawing Ufies in by Celticess2003-05-29 10:56:17
    It can only be an improvement. ;-) by Spisefisken2003-05-29 14:09:07
  If you had to draw it every day, I think you'd by Adiplomat2003-05-29 07:21:13
  Hmm... by stujlaird2003-05-29 04:53:32
it's done by OzanBABA2003-05-29 04:25:44
  that's grest but shouldn't that thing there be a by defect2003-05-29 04:51:41
Voice-controlling a windows machine? by b3n2003-05-29 04:10:40
  If you look at the suggestions so far by julius.apweiler2003-05-29 12:48:48
  Microsoft Phone by YakkoWarner2003-05-29 12:19:57
  Oh, I've done that. by pecosdave2003-05-29 07:08:14
    BTW: by pecosdave2003-05-29 07:08:42
  There are a few that will by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dragon Naturally Speaking by MrTrick2003-05-29 05:00:08
    great program by Leunnammi2003-05-29 08:43:15
    wow. by b3n2003-05-29 05:16:18
  I recall a project like that.. by dericpr2003-05-29 04:59:44
  IBM & Dragon by stereoroid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Don't worry about being off-topic, by LionsPhil2003-05-29 04:53:41
Attn: GlumReaper (Re: Waaaah!) by ripley82006-11-19 12:55:59
got W2K+3 running by woodchip2003-05-29 04:00:50
  My reaction was more like "Finally!" (n/t) by nix2003-05-29 06:24:04
  not new by ripley82003-05-29 04:02:34
    That's true by flatlander2003-05-29 05:02:44
      woohoo slack! by woodchip2003-05-29 05:27:16
    yeah but w2k crashed when i installed it :( (n/t) by woodchip2003-05-29 04:21:01
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
FPS improve skills study shows by theymustBidiots2006-11-19 12:55:59
  WAH! Registration Required! (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-05-29 04:09:55
    then try... by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yeah I saw the Nature article by DaNutBall2003-05-29 05:15:10
Hey! They've managed to find the WMD! by breezeblock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  'May have destroyed them prior to conflict...' by julius.apweiler2003-05-29 12:57:11
    It's not what YOU're missing; it's what the Dumbya by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 13:01:41
      A few UFies shy of a Crawfish Boil? (n/t) by McNutcase2003-05-29 14:10:07
      That's a nice way to describe it (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-05-29 13:05:00
  No country is the wrong country to invade! ;^) (n/t) by mmell2003-05-29 07:14:01
  Will they be invading the US now? :-) (n/t) by SMcV2003-05-29 03:39:50
    Oh wow, the Onion could... by Ravenlock2003-05-29 05:21:40
  Suprise suprise. by LionsPhil2003-05-29 03:19:32
  this is really nice ;) (n/t) by Winsmith2003-05-29 03:14:07
  I'm getting funny looks now... by mcnutcase2003-05-29 03:11:06
I've done it again by TKirk2003-05-29 02:47:00
  I am a Cyder Drinker! by treehugger2003-05-29 05:41:53
  A friend of mine.. by random_c2003-05-29 04:59:01
    I suppose any strong regional accent could be by TKirk2003-05-29 06:30:24
      *A-SMEGGIN-HEM* by breezeblock2003-05-29 07:32:55
        it's the accent of townie yobs by TKirk2003-05-29 08:58:50
      I'm lucky... by random_c2003-05-29 06:33:17
        Yay! Confuse the Americans! by treehugger2003-05-29 06:44:13
    My cousin by ripley82003-05-29 06:09:14
  "Oh, I've got a brand new combine 'arvester by LionsPhil2003-05-29 03:20:44
    *grin* Misery loves company by TKirk2003-05-29 03:46:48
      Could be worse... by stujlaird2003-05-29 04:57:24
  What format do you have them in? by mcnutcase2003-05-29 03:18:01
    CD, and mp3 by TKirk2003-05-29 03:45:42
  oooh... by breezeblock2003-05-29 03:13:43
    arr, that be the ones by TKirk2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ooo arrrr! by breezeblock2003-05-29 03:49:44
        lol! by TKirk2003-05-29 03:57:47
        ack! MODS!!!! by breezeblock2003-05-29 03:51:19
      <Deleted><Deleted>2003-05-29 03:49:41
        double post modded as requested:) (n/t) by DragonLady2003-05-29 08:03:29
Comment Board Trivia by count_02003-05-29 02:45:08
The friendly reminder: by Agent_Smith2006-11-19 12:55:59
Bored? by arachn1d2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not that it's not good, by majorg172006-11-19 12:55:59
    Half the fun was writing it anyway ;) (n/t) by arachn1d2003-05-29 12:57:54
    did you try using that one? by Leunnammi2003-05-29 10:04:43
  Some joker... by stujlaird2003-05-29 05:21:06
    I've added a new question: by stujlaird2003-05-29 05:23:27
  If you're still bored... by random_c2006-11-19 12:55:59
  First milestone: 100 things! (n/t) by arachn1d2003-05-29 03:45:55
  added dust puppy by Winsmith2003-05-29 03:20:58
    Good idea by arachn1d2003-05-29 03:25:40
  that is really cool by woodchip2003-05-29 02:22:38
    Thanks :) by arachn1d2003-05-29 02:33:25
  oh. by Winsmith2003-05-29 02:13:30
    Um... by arachn1d2003-05-29 02:16:31
      ok, but how can you prevent the question trees by Winsmith2003-05-29 02:22:07
        Oops by arachn1d2003-05-29 02:32:22
        Organisational problems by arachn1d2003-05-29 02:30:06
          surely by Leunnammi2003-05-29 09:51:20
            Possibly, but... by arachn1d2003-05-29 13:05:09
  nice... by MrTrick2003-05-29 01:56:47
    It's mine by arachn1d2003-05-29 02:00:58
  Cant u ask Illiad to add it as the link of the day by klar_at_home2003-05-29 01:56:20
    Good point, but by arachn1d2003-05-29 01:59:27
      As to moderation by Tomo2003-05-29 02:57:21
        Well by arachn1d2003-05-29 03:35:17
          Oh yeah, of course. by Tomo2003-05-29 03:53:59
        how bout by Winsmith2003-05-29 03:18:27
          Ok, but what happens by arachn1d2003-05-29 03:31:05
      Why not put a question in it, up front ... by klar_at_home2003-05-29 02:03:17
        Many people object to giving out their email addys by arachn1d2003-05-29 02:10:13
          so log IP's by fireballmatt2003-05-29 08:19:02
  There's a dead link in the front end. by Tomo2003-05-29 01:47:44
    Thanks for the heads-up :) (nt) by arachn1d2003-05-29 01:48:09
      Fixed by arachn1d2003-05-29 01:49:28
        I was surprised that you'd thought of it by Tomo2003-05-29 01:50:45
          Hehe by arachn1d2003-05-29 01:55:01
  Uhuh ..:P by DragonLady2003-05-29 01:46:54
The Saga Begins by MrTrick2003-05-29 01:22:02
  ok click the k widget by Celticess2003-05-29 06:46:35
  3rd Question of the day... by MrTrick2003-05-29 01:27:11
    Actually... by MrTrick2003-05-29 01:37:59
      in console MC in X emelfm (n/t) by Celticess2003-05-29 07:31:02
      best file manager (and more) by JamesG2003-05-29 02:40:46
        Don't recommend VI to beginners by flatlander2003-05-29 04:58:36
          VI is OK for newbies! by breezeblock2003-05-29 05:34:39
          what then? emacs? by JamesG2003-05-29 05:04:25
            How much of a beginner do you mean, anyway? by stujlaird2003-05-29 05:35:28
              I mean a beginner by flatlander2003-05-29 06:06:28
                Even later on by Slamlander2003-05-29 09:24:49
            PICO-chu, I choose you! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-29 05:05:27
              Yeah, Pico, KEdit, any of those (n/t) by flatlander2003-05-29 05:11:56
                I very much like Kate by McNutcase2003-05-29 05:23:05
        Yup... I gave up on Konq yonks ago... by mcnutcase2003-05-29 03:25:56
          At least it's not... by dopple2003-05-29 03:45:08
            "Hi! It looks like you're moving the mouse..." (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-29 04:59:29
            very true by JamesG2003-05-29 04:03:52
Silly joke of the day by SaleGamine2003-05-29 01:08:49
  Here's another, my dad says it as his dad's best. by stujlaird2003-05-29 04:29:58
    Well did you hear about... by cural2003-05-29 11:51:36
    Better than the 'Timbucktoo' limerick joke (n/t) by TKirk2003-05-29 09:18:13
  Sounds like something to frugal (n/t) by Electric Storm2003-05-29 01:20:14
UFie Idol Singing Competition; Register Now by lord_dolphin2003-05-29 01:06:42
  If anyone could explain... by random_c2003-05-29 06:35:17
    Two Options by abaron2003-05-29 09:55:13
    erm... doesn't it have by flatlander2003-05-29 07:18:13
  Register me by mikosullivan2003-05-29 05:58:15
    backuyp singer....uhh.... by lord_dolphin2003-05-29 11:30:49
  Mixing Suggestion by icebalm2003-05-29 05:01:22
  I finally found a karaoke version of ... by defect2003-05-29 04:50:09
  Just a thought by splat_ed2003-05-29 02:59:23
    So you want to join?? (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-29 03:28:54
      already have (n/t) by splat_ed2003-05-29 04:31:14
    You want me doing karaoke, YOU buy me the beer... by mcnutcase2003-05-29 03:09:49
      What we need by splat_ed2003-05-29 04:33:18
  Question: by breezeblock2003-05-29 02:36:13
    Illiad, Kickstart and Webdiva (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-29 03:29:32
  I also need something to convert things to mp3... by Nichiran2003-05-29 01:20:09
    LAME - Patent Free Encoder by icebalm2006-11-19 12:55:59
      It is Free Software.... by DaNutBall2003-05-29 05:56:05
        It is both by icebalm2003-05-29 12:54:44
    Goldwave SHOULD do it by lord_dolphin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Would you care to define "things" ? by MrTrick2003-05-29 01:30:49
      Music match does it too by Spisefisken2003-05-29 04:44:15
  Can Someone handle UFie Idol for a couple days? by lord_dolphin2003-05-29 01:08:57
    Yup! i'll do it! (n/t) by breezeblock2003-05-29 02:17:21
      thank you thank you THANK YOU!! :) (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-29 03:27:54
wish me skills... igneous petrology exam in 1 hour by McNutcase2003-05-29 00:17:06
  god helps u cos noone will (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-29 04:10:32
  Good luck. by Tomo2003-05-29 00:36:53
    The two I really had to worry about... by McNutcase2003-05-29 00:37:58
  *Wishes you skills* by SaleGamine2003-05-29 00:20:26
  How does one wish skills? by DireEyez2003-05-29 00:18:41
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2003-05-29 00:10:02
  Whynotificate by lord_dolphin2003-05-29 01:11:37
  Trointh by McNutcase2003-05-29 00:12:38
    Expamprate by Nichiran2003-05-29 00:57:35
      Filasperous: by breezeblock2003-05-29 02:27:36
        bombollification by Stavros2003-05-29 05:27:17
          gridastuic by tangentblade2003-05-29 06:50:34
shell question... by McNutcase2003-05-29 00:07:56
  bash works on Sun. by Slamlander2003-05-29 00:12:12
    but do I have space for it? by McNutcase2003-05-29 00:15:16
      why not /bin ? by Slamlander2003-05-29 00:20:02
        No, he won't. by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
        moment... by McNutcase2003-05-29 00:23:47
          /tmp by ripley82003-05-29 02:22:34
            I'm considering plenty... by mcnutcase2003-05-29 03:06:31
              zsh by stereoroid2003-05-29 04:40:10
          What? you don't have root? by Slamlander2003-05-29 00:30:38
            ssh is already on there, I sometimes use it... by McNutcase2003-05-29 00:33:24
              What sort of quotas ... by Slamlander2003-05-29 00:39:23
                I am a peon on there... by McNutcase2003-05-29 00:42:57
                  In that case by Slamlander2003-05-29 00:47:12
                    They're not that nice. by McNutcase2003-05-29 00:52:11
                      Did you order your clue-bat yet? by Slamlander2003-05-29 01:00:37
                        and I can't find cluebats@the UF store... (n/t) by mcnutcase2003-05-29 03:36:39
                        no, these aren't xterms... by mcnutcase2003-05-29 02:57:38
                  oh, and this data might help... by McNutcase2003-05-29 00:45:03
                    *>boogle<* Only an Utra-2?!?! by Slamlander2003-05-29 00:48:32
                      you sure of that? It is a Celery 400... by McNutcase2003-05-29 00:53:13
                        I've run bash2 on a Ultra2, no problem by Slamlander2003-05-29 00:58:33
                          Did you have /bin/sh on that Ultra by Dzidziu2003-05-29 01:23:44
                            That's usually straight bourne by Slamlander2003-05-29 01:30:32
                              straight Bourne... not even got job control by mcnutcase2003-05-29 03:03:05
                                If you realy want to install bash by ideur2003-05-29 04:39:17
Illiways, The Café at the end of the Ufiverse. by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *brings in cupcakes* by Reddy2003-05-29 06:29:41
    Horray! Cupcakes! *grabs one* by DaNutBall2003-05-29 09:45:51
    woo hoo, cakes! (n/t) by flatlander2003-05-29 07:19:48
  *Scurries in* by TheNewt2003-05-29 06:08:49
    So hows your holiday so far? :) by Celticess2003-05-29 06:31:20
      Answers by TheNewt2006-11-19 12:55:59
        ahh yea my friend in scottland metioned that one by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
      So far it's good by TheNewt2003-05-29 06:49:16
        Yum chilli by Celticess2003-05-29 07:35:24
    *snuggles back* by Reddy2003-05-29 06:27:37
      Hi by TheNewt2003-05-29 06:46:51
        Hey by Reddy2003-05-29 06:54:14
      only 6... mine's 11 by Celticess2003-05-29 06:29:49
        Ahhhh by Reddy2003-05-29 06:32:58
          and I was right by Celticess2003-05-29 06:49:49
            oldest is playing by Reddy2003-05-29 06:56:11
              ahh charged his energizer bunny batteries? by Celticess2003-05-29 07:37:16
  Good Morning, SaleGamine! by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-29 05:35:29
    *serves coffee & fuzzy* by Reddy2003-05-29 06:36:35
  I'll have... by random_c2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hmmm by Reddy2003-05-29 06:38:19
      *BLOAT* (n/t) by random_c2003-05-29 06:39:23
  hello my sweet friend by OzanBABA2003-05-29 04:12:06
    That's good by SaleGamine2003-05-29 09:31:28
    {{{Ozan}}} by Reddy2003-05-29 06:31:08
  A bit late for breakfast ... by chrisP2003-05-29 03:31:50
  Hello! by Mysmask2003-05-29 02:25:28
  Good morning by afterburner2003-05-29 02:22:53
  *Saunters in waving tail proudly* by Mimi2003-05-29 01:03:46
    Would your pet get mad at me by Electric Storm2003-05-29 02:00:38
    How about an not nice human? by SaleGamine2003-05-29 01:11:49
  Good morning! by syren2003-05-29 00:35:25
    Grilled tomatoes, toast by SaleGamine2003-05-29 00:51:25
      I'll go for some of that! by syren2003-05-29 00:55:25
        Not yet. by SaleGamine2003-05-29 01:00:32
          Yeah by syren2003-05-29 01:03:03
            I'm not sure yet by SaleGamine2003-05-29 01:09:59
              Ah i see... by syren2003-05-29 01:18:12
                So do I by SaleGamine2003-05-29 01:22:17
  I'll have an iced mint tea if I may dear! by Electric Storm2003-05-29 00:30:23
    {{{Electric_Storm}}} by SaleGamine2003-05-29 00:33:22
      {{{SaleGamine}}} *sips tea* Thank you! by Electric Storm2003-05-29 00:40:56
        I see. by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
          You are correct. by Electric Storm2003-05-29 01:13:27
            No problem by SaleGamine2003-05-29 01:20:57
              Pleaase! :) by Electric Storm2003-05-29 01:29:16
  I'll join you in about 4 hours... by abaron2003-05-29 00:13:37
    By all means get some more rest. by SaleGamine2003-05-29 00:15:57
  Good morning dear by Slamlander2003-05-29 00:06:17
    Iced mint tea? by SaleGamine2003-05-29 00:08:07
      Ohhhh yes! Almost a mint julep, non? by Slamlander2003-05-29 00:18:29
        Without the Burbon though by SaleGamine2003-05-29 00:23:47
          Thank you dear by Slamlander2003-05-29 00:26:36
            You're very welcome my love by SaleGamine2003-05-29 00:27:32
The UF Comment Board FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) by FAQ2006-11-19 12:55:59
Translations by Nea2003-05-29 00:01:00
  Vatertags-Deutsch by Argos2003-05-29 02:47:27
    Kneipenwörter by diGriz2003-05-29 12:13:47
    lol (n/t) by chrisP2003-05-29 03:38:34
  German by ripley82003-05-29 02:16:23
    Wienerisch by moon2003-05-29 09:48:26
  German/Deutsch by FraggyTheUndead2003-05-29 02:13:23
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Diped in Chocolate and served as Fondue?? lol (n/t) by Alera20012003-05-29 19:05:19
  A fiasco??????? by veran2003-05-29 17:55:40
  Doesn't matter... by raptor_872003-05-29 15:35:15
  let them eat by flatlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "'Let's give 'em to Mongo!' 'Nah, that ain't by Adiplomat2003-05-29 07:53:09
    "Mongo merely pawn in game of life." by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 08:23:10
  it seems only logical to by sketcher2003-05-29 07:30:17
    mt baker is the closest by Celticess2003-05-29 07:39:14
      Our crappy media doesn't let us know about by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 07:43:52
    Waiting for Mt. St. Helens to reerupt? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 07:36:10
  Hmmm by Reddy2003-05-29 06:35:36
  Illiad lend them your llama! (n/t) by Celticess2003-05-29 06:27:31
    *shudders* (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-05-29 10:35:09
      I hear you. by Naruki2003-05-29 10:44:26
        ewwwww yuck! (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-05-29 11:33:43
        ewwww by Celticess2003-05-29 10:54:28
          Yeah, like all those references to... by Naruki2003-05-29 12:16:41
            I don't have agents by Nea2003-05-29 12:55:31
    Photoshop and fark (n/t) by Celticess2003-05-29 06:41:38
      Think of the Rhinos! (n/t) by Celticess2003-05-29 06:41:53
  Rehabilitate them a la "Clockwork Orange". by NOLAWitch2003-05-29 05:37:46
  They should be by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-29 05:32:34
    That is really diturbing by defect2003-05-29 05:36:30
      Sick. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-29 05:44:08
        it was the hole pizzle thing that made me think by defect2003-05-29 05:46:55
          And how much do you know by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-29 05:48:22
            nothing, a pure soul like me would know nothing of by defect2003-05-29 05:50:44
              Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-29 05:55:11
                Lol. I agree w/ Skippy *Huggles skippy miss me? (n/t) by Alera20012003-05-29 19:13:34
                  Of course I misses you! *huggles back* (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-29 19:44:56
  The should be moderated by Spisefisken2003-05-29 05:22:57
  Fiddle ARS to randomly replace about 10% of their by pjt332003-05-29 05:00:46
  <deleted> (n/t) by firering2003-05-29 04:35:13
  Hm, in your case... by Apfel2003-05-29 04:02:02
  Either... by breezeblock2003-05-29 01:02:40
  Hmm... by DireEyez2003-05-29 00:16:15
  What the heck are you talkng about? by SaleGamine2003-05-29 00:07:35
    Was about to ask that myself...! by syren2003-05-29 02:16:18
      Add me to the list of the clueless by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Nothing in particular by Nea2003-05-29 09:39:55
      *prod* by stacato2003-05-29 02:17:47
        Im fine my love... by syren2003-05-29 02:48:00
          i is fine ... by stacato2003-05-29 03:06:02
            Heh! by syren2003-05-29 03:10:35
              she staying till saturday (n/t) by stacato2003-05-29 07:09:15
  I'm a bad girl... by Nea2003-05-29 00:02:51
    Lets see.... by Apfel2003-05-29 03:59:25
      Wasn't that the title to a song? (n/t) by taIon2003-05-29 08:36:05
        Meatloaf. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-29 11:40:29
    A spanking, a spanking! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-29 03:22:56
    One week in New Orleans by ideur2003-05-29 02:22:44
      Heh by Nea2003-05-29 09:38:58
        OK i try to keep the temperature by ideur2003-05-30 00:04:12
    *looks at nea.. by Unicorn2003-05-29 00:16:24
      Hey, bad girls can't see Unicorns... by lord_dolphin2003-05-29 01:10:33
        I've heard unicorns are overrated. ;-) (n/t) by rapido752003-05-29 08:59:56
        Nah, they can see them by SaleGamine2003-05-29 01:13:11
          *catches a unicorn* ; ) n/t by iamroot2003-05-29 13:14:48
      So you want a nice fry up? by Nea2003-05-29 00:19:36
        You cook, too? by unicorn2003-05-29 04:05:33
          I can cook, although I don't do it very often by Nea2003-05-29 09:28:40
            It's too bad..... by unicorn2003-05-29 22:51:58
    Hey! That's my nick! by SaleGamine2003-05-29 00:06:49
      I'm not taking your nick :) by Nea2003-05-29 00:12:32
        *Snif* by SaleGamine2003-05-29 00:14:14
          Sorry but by Nea2003-05-29 00:21:42
            *Sigh* by SaleGamine2003-05-29 00:25:53
              I just had to... by Nea2003-05-29 00:37:06
                Sleep well by SaleGamine2003-05-29 00:49:36
              Lyrics: by SaleGamine2003-05-29 00:30:37
            It has also been used as a title by DireEyez2003-05-29 00:24:19
  Feed them to Queeg... by McNutcase2003-05-29 00:01:15
    No.. by Unicorn2003-05-29 00:17:37
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

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