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Cartoon for May 26, 2003
Strip for May 26, 2003
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I write this in Internet Exploder, to ask: by vyrus2003-05-26 23:23:32
  Opera "???" by Ubergeek22003-05-26 23:25:24
    Sorry: Opera 6.05 with Java. by vyrus2003-05-26 23:28:57
      i wouldn't ask that of you. by Ubergeek22003-05-26 23:34:32
        Well? ppl are having Problems with UF on IE also by Ubergeek22003-05-27 00:03:07
Quiet night... by myke2003-05-26 23:03:20
  I thought you killed sporks.... by krupa2003-05-26 23:24:36
    im thinking the lawn did it by sketcher2003-05-26 23:26:24
      actually, I think it was the cat... by krupa2003-05-26 23:29:37
  Well, I'm at the BAD place where by ErniePi2003-05-26 23:17:48
    They'll pay me instead?! by myke2003-05-26 23:18:44
      You could apply. by ErniePi2003-05-26 23:34:34
  Memorial Day weekend (n/t) by Illiad2003-05-26 23:10:33
    Hello there J.D. by Ubergeek22003-05-26 23:11:05
      well not bored.. by Ubergeek22003-05-26 23:11:22
  not much. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-05-26 23:04:08
    probably by myke2003-05-26 23:06:45
      sketcher and I are each pondering by Ubergeek22003-05-26 23:08:35
        um... narf? by sketcher2003-05-26 23:22:46
          I think they all look like that.. by Ubergeek22003-05-26 23:26:30
            the average lifespan of... by sketcher2003-05-26 23:34:11
              IT'S A CONDOM!!! by Ubergeek22003-05-26 23:37:21
                correction Iskin by sketcher2003-05-26 23:39:21
                  it's a teal condom. by Ubergeek22003-05-26 23:40:31
                    its blue by sketcher2003-05-26 23:43:02
                      It's teal and fruity looking. <nt> by CrazySteve2003-05-26 23:52:17
                        I sent him the pic. by Ubergeek22003-05-26 23:54:40
                          wtf?! that is so not teal by sketcher2003-05-26 23:56:16
                            you're right. by Ubergeek22006-11-19 12:55:59
Plan Nine's, Similar minds. by ag_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
God Beats Matrix! Film At 11! (and 1:30, by adiplomat2003-05-26 21:20:55
  I'd already seen the matrix the day before :) by Ubergeek22003-05-26 22:28:18
  woot... by iamroot2003-05-26 21:29:40
    and also by sketcher2003-05-26 21:31:07
      Hey now, that scene was funny! (n/t) by benmiller2003-05-26 22:11:24
  That one I want to see. by Avium2003-05-26 21:27:36
    keep them the way they are by DaNutBall2003-05-26 22:49:58
    Nah by Egaeus2003-05-26 22:27:52
    Me: Guy. BreastBiggification: NO WAY (n/t) by ag_wyvern2003-05-26 22:21:14
    as a female not me by Celticess2003-05-26 21:39:28
    The reverse, maybe. Probably NEVER an enlargement. by adiplomat2003-05-26 21:30:45
    If one had God's power by CrazySteve2003-05-26 21:30:22
  My son says "Bruce Almighty" is hilarious by Celticess2003-05-26 21:26:17
    It is by mirage2003-05-26 21:48:44
      my son still likes the one from the commercial by Celticess2003-05-26 22:03:11
        Xmen first. by Ubergeek22003-05-26 22:31:12
          Thanks and yea not up to a really long one by Celticess2003-05-26 22:47:02
            how did everything go btw? wasn't around by Ubergeek22003-05-26 22:56:13
              not too bad I'm on IM if you want to chat :) (n/t) by Celticess2003-05-26 23:24:03
                i hadn't seen you (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-05-26 23:27:51
    I loved the first one, the second had it's moments by adiplomat2003-05-26 21:33:28
  i think i need to see that movie by sketcher2003-05-26 21:24:33
    Not a bad flick. Morgan Freeman was a good choice by adiplomat2003-05-26 21:28:00
      Saw Both by Taciturnia2003-05-26 21:49:36
any gundam fans around? by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Spent part of my childhood in Japan... by Lusty2003-05-27 09:23:23
  gundam? by veran2003-05-27 07:11:50
  aparrently not... by krupa2003-05-26 22:54:57
    the models well... they rule by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
      well, I couldn't read a word on that site... by krupa2003-05-26 23:32:49
        thats cause its in japanese by sketcher2003-05-26 23:36:12
          oh, and nope by sketcher2003-05-26 23:37:03
*Myke summons great rift* by myke2003-05-26 20:25:41
  You ask too much by Egaeus2003-05-26 22:01:46
  Yeah? Whaddya want? (n/t) by great rift2003-05-26 21:57:17
    Your diary is a Great_Void (n/t) by myke2003-05-26 22:17:06
      Fitting, ain't it? (n/t) by great rift2003-05-26 23:55:14
  00 by woodchip2003-05-26 21:52:30
    why can't i have a subject that is just 1 char. (n/t) by woodchip2003-05-26 21:54:03
      Because by Egaeus2003-05-26 21:57:26
      To make you write more out. <nt> by CrazySteve2003-05-26 21:56:57
  42! (n/t) by Freakazoid2003-05-26 21:40:23
  Zero! (n/t) by majorg172003-05-26 21:24:47
  Is this the prisoner's dilemma? by oot2003-05-26 20:55:53
  I shall be the first: by CrazySteve2003-05-26 20:30:28
    heh by myke2003-05-26 20:38:31
Just take a quick look at this by ahbtbone2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hehe by oot2003-05-26 20:43:48
  Looks like a NAZI to me! by Apfel2006-11-19 12:55:59
    stupid skin heads (n/t) by woodchip2003-05-26 22:11:57
      Illinois Nazis, fphhbt. by CrazySteve2003-05-26 22:37:15
  In the caption: by majorg172003-05-26 20:02:54
  I see a poor choice of photos to use. <nt> by CrazySteve2003-05-26 19:59:43
Are grapes berries? (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-26 19:27:38
  yes, so are tomatoes :) (n/t) by DragonLady2003-05-26 19:34:24
    only if you're a botanist. by SuaveRedSalami2003-05-26 19:40:14
      well, yeah that's kinda what I was wondering by ahbtbone2003-05-26 19:47:08
        So the real question is by Egaeus2003-05-26 21:25:23
          yes by DragonLady2003-05-26 21:36:15
Are you aware? by username2003-05-26 18:48:30
  How long did it take you to find a site where by Sleepy_Head2003-05-26 22:57:16
    untill then i guess by username2003-05-27 12:53:44
  Did your socks make you say that? by oot2003-05-26 20:30:12
  does that mean your error-prone alter-ego by toxin2003-05-26 19:13:15
    *pushes toxin into black hole in a vain attempt by invisible_man2003-05-26 19:18:52
      *Pushes the black hole in on itself by CrazySteve2003-05-26 19:20:16
  *pushes username into a black hole* (n/t) by invisible_man2003-05-26 19:01:41
    Now, is it his username you are putting in the... by Sim2003-05-26 19:07:26
      *pushes Sim into black hole* by invisible_man2003-05-26 19:17:39
        *Spots two ships hooked togetherin black hole* by Sim2003-05-26 19:22:54
          **uses Heechee "can opener" to rescue all ships by adiplomat2003-05-26 22:29:42
            Whee... now what's on the other side... (n/t) by Sim2003-05-27 06:19:29
  We are Illuminated. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-26 18:50:02
    Yeah - but it's a black light. (n/t) by Village Idiot2003-05-26 18:52:58
      *throws black light into black hole*....uh oh by invisible_man2003-05-26 19:21:36
      If you two do not mind... by Sim2003-05-26 19:17:34
IN keeping with the LOTD, I provide you with this by ahbtbone2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Bah. by vyrus2003-05-26 23:24:51
  Hmm, the LOTD looks like the result by LionsPhil2003-05-26 18:46:19
Anyone have experience with Hawking products? by imperito2003-05-26 17:59:58
  I have.. by Village Idiot2003-05-26 18:55:12
    I have a hawking CF lan card. by allegory2003-05-26 21:23:25
      Never underestimate the power of stupidity by julius.apweiler2003-05-27 15:21:57
Anybody know of a really good screensaver site? (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-05-26 17:45:12
  yes but depends on the OS by Celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I have windows...Thanks. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-05-26 19:15:29
cd-rw recommendations, please? by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Personally... by wedge10242006-11-19 12:55:59
  Whoa! That's the store I frequent! (n/t) by harold2003-05-26 18:49:35
  only 2 viable options really: by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 18:10:28
    Uh - hello? Plextor? by myke2003-05-26 20:01:47
      That particular plextor is very troublesome by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 20:29:10
        yeah I read the rest after that by myke2003-05-26 20:49:25
          funny you should own that specific burner by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 21:00:38
            oops, one little mistake by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 21:06:03
              so what do you suggest for: by myke2003-05-26 21:15:20
                tough question, but.. by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 21:40:36
                  Pine & Smartbuy.... (n/t) by myke2003-05-26 21:53:28
                    hrm....pine... by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 21:58:58
                      well.. by myke2003-05-26 22:07:39
                        Kodak is GOOOOOOOOD! but no longer made by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 22:11:15
                          I might be ready for beta testing by Friday... by myke2003-05-26 22:27:35
                      oops...lol bad clicky :P (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 21:59:24
                I wonder how mine ranks by Celticess2003-05-26 21:29:50
                  it's a good burner for its time by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 21:54:22
  Teac probably by Celticess2003-05-26 17:51:32
    yup, that model has SERIOUS problems! (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 18:10:52
  I use a sony, a little older and slower by defect2003-05-26 17:48:45
    Sony's are LiteON OEMs :P (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 18:03:42
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's...The Song Of The Day Thread! by LionsPhil2003-05-26 16:16:48
  nah... by McNutcase2003-05-26 16:20:42
  so true, so true by invisible_man2003-05-26 16:19:21
    Playing them backwards at 47% speed does that. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-26 16:21:08
      dangit, I wish CLAmp was available for Linux... by McNutcase2003-05-26 16:22:49
        I use Goldwave for my musical bodgery. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 16:25:04
          I used to love to play records at 33-1/3 by ahbtbone2003-05-26 16:28:12
            You wanna try LPs at 78 by McNutcase2003-05-26 16:31:54
          gimme clicky! gimme clicky! by McNutcase2003-05-26 16:26:19
            Windows only, alas. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
              For Linux by oot2003-05-26 17:31:37
                yep by oot2003-05-26 18:15:28
              it'll wait till I build Tycho then by McNutcase2003-05-26 16:34:00
                Hmm. Well, let me give you some words of advice. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 17:15:01
Just returned from wathching The Matrix Reloaded. by IByte2003-05-26 16:15:25
  DON'T READ THIS by krupa2003-05-26 21:44:35
  Now get ThinkGeek's T-shirt (minor spoiler) by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Some thoughts [SPOILERS!!!!!] by Kickstart2003-05-26 17:39:40
    I agree with MOST of your points by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 18:19:22
      Regarding dead characters, by LionsPhil2003-05-26 18:24:05
        Actually, the actor... by Kickstart2003-05-26 19:06:38
        I figured that too, by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 18:28:49
          Yeah, by LionsPhil2003-05-26 18:33:46
            I agree! by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 18:38:15
    gratuituous sex by SuaveRedSalami2003-05-26 18:15:03
      that cake thing was hallarious by defect2003-05-26 18:27:53
        Ah, but what a marketing tool! by LionsPhil2003-05-26 18:31:05
    Also some big spoilers (duh). by LionsPhil2003-05-26 17:49:43
      I thought (spoilers) by fraek2003-05-26 18:00:18
        Not quite.... by darchorse2003-05-26 18:43:20
          Zion by Kickstart2003-05-26 19:10:18
            Because by Spiff2003-05-26 23:06:04
          EMP doesn't affect shut-down ships. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 18:48:38
  It certainly does have some humourous touches. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 16:18:35
    Or, should you say, Agents Smith :) (n/t) by huitzilopochtli2003-05-26 16:53:54
    I don't think that's much of a spoiler... by IByte2003-05-26 16:41:16
      I honestly think by CrazySteve2003-05-26 16:48:31
        Seen the trailer for Revolutions? by IByte2003-05-26 16:51:27
          Only Reloaded by CrazySteve2003-05-26 16:56:57
            Yes. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 17:03:45
              Possible Spoilers And Plot Theorizing by CrazySteve2003-05-26 17:16:47
                more spoilers and plot theories by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 18:39:56
                  Nah, he thanked him. He's free. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 18:42:34
Cartoon compilations by the.shadow32003-05-26 16:10:04
  UF store, Plan 9... by McNutcase2003-05-26 16:29:57
    he needs to post a TLP as well by Ubergeek22003-05-26 23:12:33
I did something at work today that I really want by toxin2003-05-26 16:06:38
  Somebody got shut down :) (n/t) by Machination2003-05-26 17:28:35
    shutdown -h now (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-26 17:54:30
  if it's in the news tomorrow by defect2003-05-26 16:19:55
  ahh thats a bummer by Celticess2003-05-26 16:10:13
  how about a clicky when the time comes?? (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 16:09:03
    Can do. 'cause know I know how to do'em by toxin2003-05-26 16:18:07
  Then don't say anything. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 16:08:26
    That's very caring of you... by IByte2003-05-26 16:17:28
      As I said in the class I taught this morning by toxin2003-05-26 16:20:03
        Indeed. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-26 16:22:46
          Working in a northern mine... by toxin2003-05-26 16:35:09
            You mean they're not compulsory? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-26 17:07:35
              Now, yes, then, unknown (n/t) by toxin2003-05-26 19:04:55
  melted the polar ice caps, eh? by sketcher2003-05-26 16:08:14
    Don't know about that but there is a british by Celticess2003-05-26 16:12:28
      No. This would be a local story only. by toxin2003-05-26 16:15:30
        well he's one of the first to the north pole by Celticess2003-05-26 16:43:09
          Polar Bear Snacks! by toxin2003-05-26 16:46:49
    No. Although I did see a Caribou yesterday by toxin2003-05-26 16:12:11
Ufie Idol: Register now! :) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 15:49:53
  Nifty: by vyrus2003-05-27 00:09:26
  I'll play the cannon fodder to Illiad's Simon. by ag_wyvern2003-05-26 22:12:42
    hey, I'll probably be recording by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 22:17:12
  I'll give it a try (n/t) by TheNewt2003-05-26 21:36:51
  Might consider it... by Buffy_Fett2003-05-26 21:32:14
    Common give it a try! :) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 22:01:36
  I'll be singing, if by majorg172003-05-26 19:58:19
    good luck! though I'm sure that by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 20:31:15
  I'm in, but I need a few things by defect2003-05-26 17:30:42
  Count me in. *cackles maniacally* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-05-26 17:05:03
  "Louis, Louis" is out then! by toxin2003-05-26 16:49:25
    Lies! by CrazySteve2006-11-19 12:55:59
  How about this excuse? by Khaar2003-05-26 16:29:20
  I may try... by McNutcase2003-05-26 16:17:33
    I'm looking forward to it! :) (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 16:29:23
  Intelligible lyrics? by mikosullivan2003-05-26 16:06:40
    No Fantômas covers allowed? aww.. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2003-05-26 18:22:13
    Just saw your reference. Dang-it. (n/t) by toxin2003-05-26 16:50:59
  This is for fun, so who cares if you join in? by LionsPhil2003-05-26 15:58:24
    thank you :) that's true! (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 16:00:29
  Ah, what the hell, go on then, I'll do it. by Tomo2003-05-26 15:56:21
    MIDI files are your friends. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-26 15:59:13
Cool new banner by Kickstart2003-05-26 15:36:20
  Wil is so funny...he couldn't believe that by WebDiva D2003-05-26 17:18:53
    Might want to slow down the animation by gblues2003-05-26 18:31:52
      I agree, a little too fast (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 21:02:49
  The banner is a moon and stars, by LionsPhil2003-05-26 15:49:08
    Caught the image URI... by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yes, I noticed it before... by IByte2003-05-26 16:43:41
RFA (Request for Anime) by subbywan2003-05-26 15:35:49
  Some more suggestions by Alcyone2003-05-27 01:13:33
  My favourites: by alter3d2003-05-26 19:43:39
  See defect's diary. by Animefreak2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Dear god, that is enormous by surgo2003-05-26 18:55:30
  Excel Saga by caroljoy2003-05-26 18:19:48
  Like I always recommend by surgo2003-05-26 16:41:28
    I think its the only TV series that made me cry :p (n/t) by surgo2003-05-26 16:42:31
  Some suggestions by JamesG2003-05-26 16:26:35
  Slayers by Freakazoid2003-05-26 16:10:10
  If you liked Mononoke by Nickface2003-05-26 15:47:37
    Not against by subbywan2003-05-26 16:09:10
    Trigun! YES! :) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 16:08:26
  Why not cartoon pron? by EvilLionsPhil2003-05-26 15:40:48
    I don't think that kind of woman exists. by SuaveRedSalami2003-05-26 18:17:29
      you mean a woman by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 18:30:45
        no, i mean a woman shaped like a barbie doll by SuaveRedSalami2003-05-26 18:36:15
Damnit. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 14:44:14
  mein gutt man by Celticess2003-05-26 15:33:24
    "Mein gott, mann", I believe. =) by LionsPhil2003-05-26 15:37:28
      a few things by Celticess2003-05-26 16:03:23
      That and 'leaks'? >:D by Irrelevant2003-05-26 15:50:10
        I can do that. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 15:52:38
    Get your mind out of the gutter! by CrazySteve2003-05-26 15:36:17
      hmm and his monitor still works? by Celticess2003-05-26 16:04:35
  That might be hard... by Irrelevant2003-05-26 15:29:11
    No. I think they're un-used. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 15:32:55
      More useless stuff... by Irrelevant2003-05-26 15:47:21
  Weird... by myke2003-05-26 15:09:03
Yay, it's finally done by Khaar2003-05-26 14:34:55
Now all I need is time by Pic2003-05-26 14:23:51
  eh no by Celticess2003-05-26 15:32:31
  Sadistic, in a real distro? That would be ... by Slamlander2003-05-26 15:26:10
    It is not sadistic! by CrazySteve2003-05-26 15:34:04
  Sadistic? No, no, no... by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
Precursor? (Q wrt UF meets) by myke2003-05-26 14:10:05
New BOFH!! by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thanks, Tomo. by Naruki2003-05-26 13:48:09
  Went up yesterday, was posted yesterday. Old news. (n/t) by Sim2003-05-26 13:40:22
    Dude, shut up. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 14:57:13
    That must make you the most decrepit fossil by Naruki2003-05-26 13:47:44
      Yeah, I didn't see it yet by flatlander2003-05-26 14:43:08
        Dude, I'm only on here from mon-fri by ahbtbone2003-05-26 15:29:29
          Dude! Ringing! by Tomo2003-05-26 15:57:11
            It's in the FAQ diary (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-26 16:20:52
            It means Zeeky Boogy Doog. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 16:00:13
I found it by Gary_72003-05-26 13:20:38
  shake's not that tall... now rabbot... by sketcher2003-05-26 16:13:21
ATTN: DaNutBall by Celticess2003-05-26 12:51:14
  How long did you stay in the hospital? (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-26 12:58:49
    Released same day by Celticess2003-05-26 13:10:23
      still have a drain in? (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-26 13:14:01
        no drain at all just 4 holes in me by Celticess2003-05-26 13:22:34
          What's all this then? by LionsPhil2003-05-26 15:46:19
            gallbladder surgery last friday by Celticess2003-05-26 16:07:39
              mmmmmmm....coookieeeesss by ahbtbone2003-05-26 16:23:35
                yes and I may suffer for them later but ahh well by Celticess2003-05-26 16:45:39
          {{{Celticess}}} (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-26 13:28:25
Fair warning: ARS may be going down. by adiplomat2003-05-26 12:49:17
  0% packet loss, but some timeouts on tracert... by IByte2003-05-26 15:55:56
  You lot DO realize by LionsPhil2003-05-26 15:08:58
    Strongly Disagree by dickh2003-05-27 08:27:02
    No problem here. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 15:17:18
      Not what I get here, 100% loss by Slamlander2003-05-26 15:20:19
        Nonsense! It's basic statistics, man! by LionsPhil2003-05-26 15:24:43
    I thought that was the point. by Naruki2003-05-26 15:15:16
  Even more impressive, 94% losses! by Slamlander2003-05-26 15:03:34
  You all think you have problems? by krupa2003-05-26 14:34:02
    You think YOU have problems? by Kickstart2003-05-26 14:54:51
      Wimp! by LurkerMo2003-05-26 16:08:54
        Well at least you have ELECTRICITY! by Kickstart2003-05-26 17:41:08
          **Forwards post to Japanese Govt. AND Yakuza** by adiplomat2003-05-26 21:14:38
  Pinged again. Here are the stats: by Animefreak2003-05-26 14:21:42
  Just risked wrath with a ping -c 100... by McNutcase2003-05-26 14:10:19
    Jesu Christi! Wouldja look at those times! by Slamlander2003-05-26 14:39:21
  I'm getting MASSIVE paket loss too by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 13:46:37
  I gotcher 88% packet loss ... right here. by Slamlander2003-05-26 13:43:31
    The horror, the horror... by imperito2003-05-26 14:00:22
      I was looking at that too... (n/t) by Sim2003-05-26 14:01:10
  I have 0% by mirage2003-05-26 13:41:07
    I run local caching DNS server by Slamlander2003-05-26 14:35:33
    If it by mirage2003-05-26 13:51:08
      It's fine from here by Tomo2003-05-26 14:47:49
  JD, my pings are generating 75% packet loss, by adiplomat2003-05-26 13:05:40
    Everything fine here. (n/t) by ErniePi2003-05-26 13:49:47
    Yes and it solved thanks to dippys help by Spisefisken2003-05-26 13:47:55
    I was having problems a few days ago... by Naruki2003-05-26 13:34:16
  Nothing I'm aware of... by Illiad2003-05-26 12:52:18
    Spisefisken gets an unknown host on a by adiplomat2003-05-26 12:56:13
      I'm betting it's a DNS issue. by Slamlander2003-05-26 13:33:49
  I'm having no problems by Celticess2003-05-26 12:51:56
    Remember a few days ago by Illiad2003-05-26 12:53:29
      Well I'd try tracing it but by Celticess2003-05-26 13:13:13
        Funky, by MikeCDN2003-05-26 13:27:25
          ping & from mine (vc.shaw.ca) by Celticess2003-05-26 13:41:59
          Yep. 75% packet loss. Gotta wonder if by adiplomat2003-05-26 13:33:39
            I heard that! :) (n/t) by myke2003-05-26 14:18:48
            I just did a ping, and got a 25% packet loss. by Animefreak2003-05-26 13:46:22
              I'm getting no packetloss but it shows by Celticess2003-05-26 13:49:18
                I just did another ping, and got 0% loss too. by Animefreak2003-05-26 13:51:45
                  My turn: by Irrelevant2003-05-26 14:31:17
                It's trying to avoid SARS. by Naruki2003-05-26 13:51:01
      There's an idea, but why just UF? by adiplomat2003-05-26 12:58:26
        I don't think it's just UF. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
          0% loss, except for userfriendly.org, by adiplomat2003-05-26 13:26:09
            depends on webhost by mayo2003-05-26 23:17:13
            Hmmm. Odd... (n/t) by Illiad2003-05-26 13:27:57
              Everyone should check out this story by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
                <Deleted><Deleted>2003-05-26 13:32:47
                  What's wrong with bea...uh...what you were talking by LionsPhil2003-05-26 15:06:22
                  Moderated for inappropriate content (n/t) by Kickstart2003-05-26 14:09:47
                  Somewhere VERY confused, obviously! (n/t) by adiplomat2003-05-26 13:36:46
A question on file recovery: by Irrelevant2003-05-26 12:06:17
  so, check it out of CVS again. by Slamlander2003-05-26 12:28:51
    I'm sorry to say that... by Irrelevant2003-05-26 14:38:38
    Huh ? Wassat ? by yaeger2003-05-26 12:44:48
      If so, then "true hackers" are morons. by Naruki2003-05-26 13:40:04
        Well, by yaeger2003-05-26 14:21:49
          I'm pretty sure I'm right about what I am. by Naruki2003-05-26 14:25:42
            Naww, you're just ignorant. =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-26 15:01:14
              I am not! by Naruki2003-05-26 15:15:53
            Oh well, everybody by yaeger2003-05-26 14:32:09
              Kind of makes you wonder about that news guy... by Naruki2003-05-26 15:14:15
Is Mozilla borking... by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 12:00:46
  It's fine here. Blame Mozilla. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 12:01:36
    I may do just that (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 12:01:57
      Everything works here in mozilla ... by mayo2003-05-26 12:04:21
        Maybe it's my computer by theymustbidiots2003-05-26 12:05:20
      Yup, everything is fine in Konquerer by theymustbidiots2003-05-26 12:03:10
        Eww, Konquerer. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 12:08:20
        actually it's fine in Mozilla too (n/t) by flatlander2003-05-26 12:04:40
          you should use 1.4 to browse ... by mayo2003-05-26 12:19:14
*burp* oh god... did i just do that? by sketcher2003-05-26 12:00:46
  Wuss. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 12:03:02
    I quite often finish a 2 litre bottle in an hour by Tomo2003-05-26 13:28:06
      You *drink* Maltesers and Revels?! =P (n/t) by Irrelevant2003-05-26 14:24:37
        Well sure! What else am I going to do with them? by Tomo2003-05-26 14:29:15
          I think they had that (the floating) on an ad. by Irrelevant2003-05-26 14:46:16
            Been there, done that. by Tomo2003-05-26 14:53:08
              Ummm... okay... by Irrelevant2003-05-26 15:45:21
                Hmm, I don't believe I have. by Tomo2003-05-26 16:05:25
invoke:(plblark) by flatlander2003-05-26 11:18:06
what I learned while at the cattle drive by techi8702003-05-26 10:22:37
  I grew up raising cattle for 20 years by inittab2003-05-26 12:58:33
  12-The ranch hand is the last person I expected to by techi8702003-05-26 12:44:49
    *makes grabbing motion* by ErniePi2003-05-26 13:01:02
      "Curly" splits ErniePi's skull with his bowie by adiplomat2003-05-26 13:07:44
        Bah. Actually I couldn't go near a ranch hand. by ErniePi2003-05-26 13:42:41
      I have a 5meg Minolta Dimage 7i and I was still by techi8702003-05-26 13:06:56
  Do you eat what you shoot? :+) by adiplomat2003-05-26 11:00:20
    So cops have to become cannibals? by Naruki2003-05-26 11:11:54
      might make them a bit less trigger-happy... (n/t) by McNutcase2003-05-26 11:13:36
        Hear hear! by LionsPhil2003-05-26 11:14:25
          It's "hear hear" by flatlander2003-05-26 11:19:01
            so here it should be "read, read!"? (n/t) by McNutcase2003-05-26 11:23:29
              Perhaps "see, see"? by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 11:27:17
                Very agreeable, but I'd prefer "Look! Look!" (n/t) by kahuana2003-05-26 11:56:02
        I'm for it by flatlander2003-05-26 11:14:18
          Heh heh heh. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-26 11:14:55
          That would be totally bodacious dude (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 11:14:45
  about #8 by DennisMV2003-05-26 10:53:59
    I didn't want to do anything to spook the horse by techi8702003-05-26 11:06:29
    well, he can still type by sketcher2003-05-26 11:00:51
  skeet? by Didactylos2003-05-26 10:49:38
    little clay disks flying through the air by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:52:57
      because by sketcher2003-05-26 11:00:04
        Depends on several things by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 11:05:49
        i shoot skeet with a .22 (n/t) by joecrouse2003-05-26 11:03:17
          I've never tried that by techi8702003-05-26 11:08:52
            lol full auto .22 by joecrouse2003-05-26 11:13:22
          i wish i could make my feelings on .22 cal rifles by sketcher2003-05-26 11:07:40
            tell you what by joecrouse2003-05-26 11:14:53
              Is that a .22 or a .223? (n/t) by raptor_872003-05-26 11:53:24
              I thought hollowpoints were illegal in warfare? by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 11:16:44
                youd be suprised what the rangers will play with by joecrouse2003-05-26 11:23:14
                  Ah, Rangers. That explains quite a bit... (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 11:25:09
                    (-= love them idjuts that jump outa planes (n/t) by joecrouse2003-05-26 11:36:04
                I thought war was illegal? by EvilLionsPhil2003-05-26 11:19:05
                  go for it, dude! by sketcher2003-05-26 11:23:56
                    Silly sketcher, by EvilLionsPhil2003-05-26 11:34:28
                      *posts sign* by Naruki2003-05-26 13:29:56
                      .... NO! thats... thats... just plain evil! by sketcher2003-05-26 11:40:57
                        I may be able to stop him, by LionsPhil2003-05-26 11:44:30
                          or by sketcher2003-05-26 11:46:48
                Yeah, cause you'd hate for your enemy to die. by Naruki2003-05-26 11:17:19
                  yeah, an outright kill... by McNutcase2003-05-26 11:26:07
                  Not so much the dying as the maiming by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 11:19:03
                    war should be a no holds barred kinda thing by sketcher2003-05-26 11:21:44
                      I'm inclined to agree until we get to by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 11:23:52
                        landmines by sketcher2003-05-26 11:26:38
                          Ejected brass? by Naruki2003-05-26 11:27:50
                            the little metal thingy by sketcher2003-05-26 11:44:20
                              About half way down the page by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            Yeah, him and the band... (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 11:29:10
                              yeah, silver sousaphones are only plated by flatlander2003-05-26 12:02:58
          You sir, are a better shot than I ;) (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 11:06:24
  11-Cows smell worse than you can possibly imagine. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 10:24:07
    Cows do have a bovine smell, but not nearly as bad by inittab2003-05-26 13:08:54
      I agree wholeheartedly. by GeekPrincess2003-05-26 21:38:07
    Animal Smells by GeekPrincess2003-05-26 11:25:36
    but how about horses ? by DennisMV2003-05-26 10:55:22
      actually I partially take it back by DennisMV2003-05-26 10:58:12
        Bathed horses smell like the shampoo you used. (n/t) by GeekPrincess2003-05-26 11:04:58
          But your bathtub is ruined. by Naruki2003-05-26 11:15:53
            BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! by GeekPrincess2003-05-26 11:27:35
        Horses don't smell bad. by JPaganel2003-05-26 11:02:37
    but cooked cow smells really good (n/t) by techi8702003-05-26 10:25:53
    my alergies kicked in, so I coudn't really smell (n/t) by techi8702003-05-26 10:25:14
Is AJ ordering a 4x4? by LionsPhil2003-05-26 10:17:51
  but wait ! by DennisMV2003-05-26 10:51:41
    He's ordering Dockers, of course. by Naruki2003-05-26 14:24:10
      Yep by Spiff2003-05-26 15:00:53
    What AJ was ordering was probably by LurkerMo2003-05-26 11:14:14
      Or ... by mayo2003-05-26 12:15:39
  Too bloody true by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:21:21
    Interesting by julius.apweiler2003-05-26 12:04:27
      There you have it. It's a status symbol thing. by LurkerMo2003-05-26 12:20:48
        Yeah, probably by julius.apweiler2003-05-26 14:57:02
    Doonesbury by Spiff2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Heh heh heh. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 10:33:09
    Hummers by Illiad2003-05-26 10:23:43
      Does Hooker make engine accessories for them yet? by kahuana2003-05-26 12:02:27
      <Rant> by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:33:24
        Hummer never had hardpoints... by Illiad2003-05-26 10:43:38
          Ack! by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:46:31
        "It's dangerous to drive a small car..." by LionsPhil2003-05-26 10:37:43
          any truck wana take on my by joecrouse2003-05-26 11:10:08
          Precisely! by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:41:22
        Hummer option you can't get by techi8702003-05-26 10:35:17
          What about TOW missiles? ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-26 10:38:32
            I'd like them mounted on the vehicle, please. by adiplomat2003-05-26 11:03:59
              It's better than TOE missiles. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 11:38:36
          Darn! ;) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:35:57
            but if you could get one for a VW Beetle you could by techi8702003-05-26 10:38:34
              LOL by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:40:25
              Ford Fiesta. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 10:39:45
                A smart car?? Like in my cell phone? by curly2003-05-26 11:08:16
                And for those going "Eh?" to 'SMART' cars: by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  I want it. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 11:10:13
                  I like those by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:51:57
                    by your own arguments, you only need 2 by Slamlander2003-05-26 13:12:00
                    Not that I'm aware of. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 10:57:14
                      That would make sense by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:59:47
                        They have to grow tall enough to reach the pedals. (n/t) by curly2003-05-26 11:10:53
                          Huh? by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 11:12:35
                            It was a joke. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 11:16:52
                              Oh, I see now :) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 11:17:35
                                Harumph. You just have no sense of hummer. (n/t) by curly2003-05-26 11:49:15
      do they catch and release? by techi8702003-05-26 10:27:39
  That is SOOOooo a troll! by Slamlander2003-05-26 10:21:08
  You mean an SUV? by Illiad2003-05-26 10:20:20
    4x4 by julius.apweiler2003-05-26 12:00:38
    But SUV is just an empty name by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 10:31:44
    I wouldn't mind to have one of those by afterburner2003-05-26 10:26:59
      Sweeet! (g/t) by ErniePi2003-05-26 12:08:03
    Well, durn, you would go and spoil a perfectly by LionsPhil2003-05-26 10:21:31
*comes in tiredly with broken arm* by OzanBABA2003-05-26 10:16:48
  I'm still mad with exams... by McNutcase2003-05-26 10:57:35
  {{{Ozan}}} by SaleGamine2003-05-26 10:23:44
  how'd you break your arm? by sketcher2003-05-26 10:19:06
  I'm alright, but it doesn't sound like you're well by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:18:45
    Reiki master? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-26 10:22:25
      Not quite ;) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:34:17
        How do you simulate being pathetic? by Naruki2003-05-26 11:06:04
          I'm going to take the root ;) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 11:13:30
  Broken arm? by LionsPhil2003-05-26 10:18:34
*psst* dude, like sign this by sketcher2003-05-26 10:16:10
  Hey, everyone, it's PetitionOnline! by LionsPhil2003-05-26 10:20:08
    yeah! by sketcher2003-05-26 10:33:40
  Whoa! by Spiff2003-05-26 10:19:04
  Busted linky... by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:17:32
  i should remind myself in the future... by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
trogdor the burninator by sketcher2003-05-26 10:13:23
  That was a great scene! by ag_wyvern2003-05-26 11:15:15
    Same here :D (n/t) by Buffy_Fett2003-05-26 21:34:40
  Trogdor by Spiff2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Woo! 524 points, level 9! (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2003-05-26 11:32:11
The Corpus Dei--It Floats! by thewrongcrowd2003-05-26 09:40:20
  I have "The Deluxe Transitive Vampire" somewhere.. by SuaveRedSalami2003-05-26 18:04:24
acd.net? by oot2003-05-26 08:57:13
  You might want to check out by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Dial up by oot2003-05-26 09:39:47
      It's not an ISP, it's a referer site, by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ohh... by oot2003-05-26 09:53:06
          Yes and post a review of your by Slamlander2003-05-26 10:00:55
            "Current buncha schmucks" is dialup only by oot2003-05-26 10:21:33
              So you haven't been waiting long then. by curly2003-05-26 10:34:38
                Oooh... they've changed it... *cries* by oot2003-05-26 10:54:42
                  File an obstruction suit by Slamlander2003-05-26 12:33:17
                They eventually do it? by oot2003-05-26 10:40:52
            We have SBC, but can't get DSL by Egaeus2003-05-26 10:14:59
              Hehe... by oot2003-05-26 10:28:00
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by adiplomat2003-05-26 08:44:30
  Is it really Kickstart's Bazaar by LionsPhil2003-05-26 09:00:14
A friendly reminder... by Agent_Smith2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Okay, people, you can stop fighting now! by Agent_Smith2003-05-26 10:18:03
    no by defect2003-05-26 11:22:33
    no by tnglives2003-05-26 10:59:24
    No. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 10:25:47
  WARNING: SPOILERS (n/t) by Kickstart2003-05-26 09:31:12
    problem solved. (n/t) by Kickstart2003-05-26 09:31:21
      Works for me! by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 09:32:48
      pragmatism? Is that all you have to offer? (n/t) by krupa2003-05-26 09:31:55
  10...9...8...7... by LionsPhil2003-05-26 08:56:59
    If you're doing a moderation count, it's not by adiplomat2003-05-26 09:10:38
      That's odd. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I could have sworn it was in the FAQ. by Route2003-05-26 16:25:03
        I should expect that two major exceptions apply... by Naruki2003-05-26 09:24:20
          I'm talking about the actual diary part. [SPOILER] by LionsPhil2003-05-26 09:26:42
            Huh? by Egaeus2003-05-26 09:38:00
              That you can't read? by LionsPhil2003-05-26 09:51:34
                Umm...that's in the commercial by Egaeus2003-05-26 10:05:17
                  That line isn't in the trailer though. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 10:11:13
                  You spoiled it, you bastidge! by Naruki2003-05-26 10:06:01
                    Hey, guess what by Egaeus2003-05-26 10:09:29
            now *you've* spoiled it! by krupa2003-05-26 09:31:20
              Yeah, but I put a warning in my TLP subject. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-26 09:52:11
          but if you've not seen the trailer or the movie... by McNutcase2003-05-26 09:26:25
            But it seems that by that logic... by krupa2003-05-26 09:29:38
      Spoilers have been moderated before though. (n/t) by Stavros2003-05-26 09:12:57
        Only if the poster requests it, or they violate by adiplomat2003-05-26 09:18:43
  I am getting the feeling you are a matrix fan by defect2003-05-26 08:43:42
    I _hate_ the matrix by Agent_Smith2003-05-26 08:46:24
      so you hate the matrix by defect2003-05-26 08:50:50
        i am adter all by Agent_Smith2003-05-26 10:15:29
Some help figuring this out by Gary_72003-05-26 08:28:49
  we need more info by Dok2003-05-26 08:33:49
    let's see by Gary_72003-05-26 08:42:42
      perhaps the movie snatch? (n/t) by joecrouse2003-05-26 11:06:23
      They weren't the two thugs in... by krupa2003-05-26 09:02:01
        not sure by Gary_72003-05-26 10:52:57
I have a slow Internet connection today by mikosullivan2003-05-26 08:15:17
  What? by Naruki2003-05-26 09:24:48
    It was a joke by Egaeus2003-05-26 10:07:31
      I know... by Naruki2003-05-26 11:07:27
i need a first person shooter... by Warfreak22003-05-26 08:07:12
  Shogo? (n/t) by raptor_872003-05-26 12:08:33
    SHOGO! YES! by sketcher2003-05-26 12:12:53
  quake 2 and unreal (not tourney) by sketcher2003-05-26 10:00:13
    Quake2 yes, but Unreal... by JamesG2003-05-26 11:10:22
  Glock do a few good ones... by stereoroid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    hey by sketcher2003-05-26 10:11:39
    *drool* Glocks... by LionsPhil2003-05-26 09:55:40
  Go ye to... by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
    PERFECT!!!!! by Warfreak22003-05-26 13:10:43
      spoke too soon... by Warfreak22003-05-26 13:25:20
        NOOOOO! by McNutcase2003-05-26 13:59:07
  Duke Nuke 'em 3D is probably the best by Tomo2003-05-26 08:20:34
    That it is. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-26 08:22:22
  Not exactly a FPS by Kickstart2003-05-26 08:19:39
  You can run: by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 08:14:18
    you forgot by Gary_72003-05-26 08:20:03
      Yeah, and I forgot Duke3D, by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 08:30:21
        Duke3D was my first real "mulitplayer" game by Nickface2003-05-26 08:32:19
          My first deathmatch was DOOM. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 08:37:52
            DOOM was fun. by Nickface2003-05-26 08:43:44
              My favorite FPS for deathmatch, despite classics, by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 08:45:26
                Nah, by LionsPhil2003-05-26 08:51:58
                  UT was interesting, by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 08:53:54
                    Rubbish by McNutcase2003-05-26 09:03:40
                      What appealed to me about Q3:A by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 09:10:58
                        1337357? by Warfreak22003-05-26 13:02:42
                        But still boring! by McNutcase2003-05-26 09:17:43
                          Nah. I've neer been into frills and garbage, by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 09:30:01
                            I'm amazed you can be so shallow. by McNutcase2003-05-26 09:47:49
                              I agree by Warfreak22003-05-26 13:04:57
      *fires drunken missle at Gary_7* by Nickface2003-05-26 08:30:07
    ROTT! by Nickface2003-05-26 08:19:37
  Quake 1 and Doom 2 (n/t) by TheNewt2003-05-26 08:12:44
    make up your minds! by Warfreak22003-05-26 12:55:25
  Quake? by EvilLionsPhil2003-05-26 08:09:24
    Don't listen to him! by LionsPhil2003-05-26 08:09:59
      Why, whatever do you mean? (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2003-05-26 08:10:37
  original doom? (n/t) by Glytch782003-05-26 08:09:18
Phone call I got yesterday by MikeCDN2003-05-26 07:19:32
  I'm sorry, none of you have any idea. by Dok2003-05-26 08:31:02
  You won't believe this by flatlander2003-05-26 08:29:19
    "The part under the desk" by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 08:57:01
      A classic, true by flatlander2003-05-26 09:23:43
    Wow by MikeCDN2003-05-26 08:34:38
      Well, she's someone's mom. by flatlander2003-05-26 08:46:00
        Well by MikeCDN2003-05-26 08:59:21
  I get things like that, by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 07:29:04
    Well by MikeCDN2003-05-26 08:24:49
      I got rid of all the traditional clients, by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 08:43:38
        I need my MSN :) by MikeCDN2003-05-26 08:57:07
          I use MSN though GAIM, by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 09:04:31
            yea!! (n/t) by joecrouse2003-05-26 11:31:18
            Does it Yahoo? by Slamlander2003-05-26 09:56:17
              he already said it did YIM by Warfreak22003-05-26 13:43:28
  YOU said "there it goes, thanks"? by EvilLionsPhil2003-05-26 07:23:11
    Lol by MikeCDN2003-05-26 07:23:36
lets play a new game by defect2003-05-26 06:19:17
  Another one: by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:07:17
    Poetry isn't my forte, but this one by Spiff2003-05-26 10:37:00
      Very good :) (n/t) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:42:44
  Poetry for the Gamer in you by MikeCDN2003-05-26 09:29:48
  Heres one you should have had thrown at you by DragonLady2003-05-26 08:44:42
    Tsk tsk by DragonLady2003-05-26 19:37:59
      Emily who? by Naruki2003-05-26 20:12:54
    Is it by oot2003-05-26 09:14:36
    No takers? read my post carefully by DragonLady2003-05-26 08:56:25
      I never saw it at school. by defect2003-05-26 08:58:47
        I never saw it at school either by oot2003-05-26 20:53:41
    definetly not somthing I know (n/t) by defect2003-05-26 08:55:25
  my guess by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 07:20:19
    yep, next one will be harder I hope (n/t) by defect2003-05-26 07:22:02
  Here's a tougher one, for those who picked up on by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 06:57:32
    How about this one by dentyou'reajerk2003-05-26 07:32:05
      I have no idea by defect2003-05-26 07:55:10
      Wow! That's a bloody tough one! by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 07:40:35
        The more well known line: by dentyou'reajerk2003-05-26 07:47:07
          I have no idea. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 07:52:21
            Another hint by dentyou'reajerk2003-05-26 07:55:36
              It sounds like it could be something I know by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 07:58:16
                Final hint (with a googlable word) by dentyou'reajerk2003-05-26 08:01:34
                  If I'd been paying attention... by McNutcase2003-05-26 09:11:30
                  heh by DragonLady2003-05-26 08:25:31
                    Your turn now? (n/t) by dentyou'reajerk2003-05-26 08:36:26
                  I thikn I have it, by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 08:08:54
                    its only boring by DragonLady2003-05-26 08:18:00
                      Speaking of non-FYOS safe Lit by dentyou'reajerk2003-05-26 08:21:23
                        You mean you don't read Middle English? by McNutcase2003-05-26 09:08:49
                        *roflmao* by DragonLady2003-05-26 08:28:06
                          Translations... by dentyou'reajerk2003-05-26 08:33:45
                    But by dentyou'reajerk2003-05-26 08:16:59
                      I find, despite so many testimonies, by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 08:26:43
                        which ones did you do? by DragonLady2003-05-26 08:30:34
                          My shakespeare history includes: by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 08:36:16
                            Hmmm .. R&J can be just too much by DragonLady2003-05-26 08:49:38
                              I just didn't like the style. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 08:59:45
    I guess if you had.. by dentyou'reajerk2003-05-26 07:14:36
      It would have. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 07:15:47
  Oh, that's funny. by flatlander2003-05-26 06:53:10
  I have no clue what so ever by Spisefisken2003-05-26 06:26:36
    clues by defect2003-05-26 06:30:14
      more clues by flatlander2003-05-26 06:58:40
        Well I read the spoiler by Spisefisken2003-05-26 07:00:34
          Bells ringing by dentyou'reajerk2003-05-26 07:16:35
          Yeah, I suppose that author mightn't be by flatlander2003-05-26 07:07:48
            you can get a free copie at Project Gutenberg by defect2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I know what it could be... by McNutcase2003-05-26 06:23:32
    good job by defect2003-05-26 06:26:25
  Well, that was easy. by Naruki2003-05-26 06:22:32
    ok so it wasn't hard by defect2003-05-26 06:25:15
Wohoo! by Khaar2003-05-26 06:18:29
  as long as there no fire and brimstone your OK (n/ (n/t) by defect2003-05-26 06:21:25
Thank you to all military and veteran UFies. by NOLAWitch2003-05-26 06:17:20
  Today is Memorial Day... by j.butterfly2003-05-26 11:47:55
  To all who've honestly sacrificed for their by adiplomat2003-05-26 08:55:58
  hear hear by flatlander2003-05-26 07:12:50
  I would like to join in on that thanks. by Da_Ediot2003-05-26 07:12:08
ontario Ufie meet by defect2006-11-19 12:55:59
  silvermoon82 and I are meeting in a few hours by myke2003-05-26 06:25:44
    we are all doomed, doomed I tell you by defect2003-05-26 06:44:42
      I'm just trying to find my geology maps... by myke2003-05-26 06:53:06
        That post made me think of this: by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 07:19:19
ok, all you clever people by DragonLady2003-05-26 05:34:11
  I hope you're not doing..... (n/t) by myke2003-05-26 06:26:52
    No, this was someone else entirely :) (n/t) by DragonLady2003-05-26 07:00:13
  NeoTrace Express by EvilLionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    How was that evil? by LionsPhil2003-05-26 05:44:12
      EvilLionsPhil being nice... by McNutcase2003-05-26 05:47:47
        When I am bad, I am very, very bad. by EvilLionsPhil2003-05-26 05:51:57
          Reminds me of... by Spiff2003-05-26 07:46:52
          Kernel panic. Penguins on fire. (n/t) by McNutcase2003-05-26 05:56:39
            Well at least they're not flying south in panic :) by DragonLady2003-05-26 07:05:16
My SO just called me from Japan... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Only Richter 6? No prob in LA. ;) by Slamlander2003-05-26 10:15:56
    The Richter is logarithmic right? by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:56:25
      Yep by mirage2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ah, thank you :) by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 11:11:40
  Northern California had a little one yesterday by Nea2003-05-26 10:08:58
    Hey, you can keep your earthquakes by Egaeus2003-05-26 10:26:56
  According to the local news they've upgraded it by Kickstart2003-05-26 08:21:25
    At the epicenter, yes. by Naruki2003-05-26 09:21:18
  {{{Naruki's SO}}} by NOLAWitch2003-05-26 06:06:37
    Erm... by Naruki2003-05-26 06:17:55
      Sounds like what I did when Hurricane Andrew went by NOLAWitch2003-05-26 06:46:06
        It might, but the Boston airport is where by Naruki2003-05-26 07:06:07
          Wonder if you're neighbors with my brother... by SarekOfVulcan2003-05-26 10:16:37
  Good to hear. (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2003-05-26 04:57:38
    How evil is that? by Naruki2003-05-26 05:53:48
      I didn't specify WHAT was good to hear, now did I? (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2003-05-26 07:01:22
      Maybe he was saying... by Kickstart2003-05-26 06:49:30
        Thanks... I think. by Naruki2003-05-26 07:06:47
Yesterday was a very good day by donldson2003-05-26 04:19:32
  Bah, Humbug! by Tomo2003-05-26 04:21:12
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
Oh funny... by McNutcase2003-05-26 03:49:32
  Wipe and Reinstall??? by flatlander2003-05-26 05:03:31
    eh, didn't know that... by McNutcase2003-05-26 05:09:31
Attn: #sporkers (new channel) by Freakazoid2003-05-26 03:14:30
  er what's the matter with mware.ca:6666/#sporks? ( (n/t) by i_am_pi2003-05-26 08:24:56
    It was shut down after it was DDoS'd, IIRC. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 08:59:36
  Yay! New #Sporks! by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 05:34:01
  s/chanserv/nickserv/ by Freakazoid2003-05-26 03:20:44
  By the looks of it, it's a smaller server by Freakazoid2003-05-26 03:17:55
Wish me luck! by Silvermoon822003-05-26 03:11:33
  Glad You made it OK- One of my longer trips was... by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'm thinking of making another trip soon by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The first long driving trip I took by my self was by ChuckAB2003-05-26 13:07:12
  He made it BTW, by myke2003-05-26 06:56:58
  cell could still die on ya... by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good Luck!! Happy Trails :) (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 03:16:52
  Good luck... by unknown user2003-05-26 03:13:33
Ack! by McNutcase2003-05-26 03:07:18
  Consider Phlebas by duesentrieb2003-05-26 04:22:12
I should have seen it coming... by lord_dolphin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Bloody hell. by LionsPhil2003-05-26 04:40:10
  I'll update when appropriate calls have been made by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 03:23:06
    *update* ....sort of by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 13:43:52
      *update* Part 2 by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 14:18:49
  Well, I wish you luck (n/t) by Silvermoon822003-05-26 03:06:01
  Since the "Products" link on both by Spiff2006-11-19 12:55:59
    enm was incorperated but not limited by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 03:04:15
      Actually, just the opposite - IANAL by Slamlander2003-05-26 03:50:43
  aw look.... by Didactylos2003-05-26 02:57:21
    hehe, don't forget about by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 03:02:11
  Well of course there is a difference by Spisefisken2003-05-26 02:42:11
    yeah...I know that one too... by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 02:47:55
      what i should go and have a talk with her? by joecrouse2003-05-26 11:46:19
    s/women/humans/ by McNutcase2003-05-26 02:47:39
      Also a whois tells you that... by Apfel2003-05-26 03:25:28
      it's 2:45am by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 02:50:08
        make sure you copy by Slamlander2003-05-26 03:43:04
          Or "Save page with images", by LionsPhil2003-05-26 04:41:39
            The hosting company by Didactylos2003-05-26 05:01:54
              it's hosted by a former employee of her's by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 12:09:33
                is she paying him now? (n/t) by McNutcase2003-05-26 13:09:43
                  I don't *think* so, I think he hosts for free.... (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 13:33:53
        in that case... by McNutcase2003-05-26 03:00:16
          federal agencies don't share info by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 03:06:06
            I'd say she owes him twice... by McNutcase2003-05-26 03:09:29
              ROFLMAO! :) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 03:16:17
Ufie Idol Singing Competition by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 01:23:03
  Question for submittals: by majorg172003-05-26 13:46:15
    what about windows sound recorder?? (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 13:55:56
      Time limit: 60 seconds. (n/t) by majorg172003-05-26 19:39:48
  I have a few gigabytes to spare. by Khaar2003-05-26 06:34:06
  Well... by arachn1d2003-05-26 01:30:09
    Hrm, well what about by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 01:34:34
      Sounds like a good idea by arachn1d2003-05-26 01:37:13
        wow! looks good! by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 01:52:27
          Well... by arachn1d2003-05-26 02:09:14
  Yes I'll judge... by Illiad2003-05-26 01:23:55
    I'll be Paula Abdul to Yohimbe's Simon (n/t) by WebDiva2003-05-26 08:17:52
      Take that as Yohimbe officially *in* as a judge (n (n/t) by WebDiva2003-05-26 08:21:44
        2 down and 1 to go! :) where's K.S. ??? (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 12:10:55
          busy with work. (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-05-26 12:44:05
            Could you ask him for me?? by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 13:01:25
              He said that if enough people join in he would... by j.butterfly2003-05-26 15:31:13
    YAY! 1 down 2 to go :) (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 01:26:01
And in this corner... by Illiad2003-05-26 01:11:39
  Awww. That's a terrific, thoughtful email. (n/t) by WebDiva2003-05-26 08:24:26
  I'm glad those other e-mails are rare... by excessive2003-05-26 02:31:13
    On the contrary, the bad ones are more common. by Naruki2003-05-26 06:16:45
      Die :-) by Illiad2003-05-26 10:06:58
        Is that any way to be talking to your fans? by LionsPhil2003-05-26 10:13:45
          Who? by Illiad2003-05-26 10:20:54
      Erm... No... by excessive2003-05-26 07:27:04
  that's very good to see... by McNutcase2003-05-26 02:16:40
A.J.'s buying lifts for his shoes! by ag_wyvern2003-05-26 00:31:31
  I confess, but got confused by "*bigger*... by anymouse2003-05-26 02:14:53
  but what about the bigger pants? :P (n/t) by Wiser872003-05-26 00:56:23
    Bigger in which dimension? (n/t) by ag_wyvern2003-05-26 01:03:11
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2003-05-26 00:10:02
  Plunkatchip by thanach2003-05-26 00:38:39
    Ruleanosis by unknown user2003-05-26 00:49:04
      Flugelbender by filefrog2003-05-26 01:00:27
Illiways, The Café at the end of the Ufiverse by FiremiteSwarm2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Morning... by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 05:25:56
    Okay, awake now. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 07:05:13
  *pours mug ...* by Slamlander2003-05-26 03:44:46
    Yes indeed it is my dearest by SaleGamine2003-05-26 04:24:53
  *crawls in* by chrisP2003-05-26 03:21:10
  chants "om mani padme hum* by grootmonster2003-05-26 03:14:37
    Umlaut in HTML without a "german" keyboard by ideur2003-05-26 04:23:48
  *Walks in makes self mug of tea* by Electric Storm2003-05-26 01:44:41
  *Waves from doorway* by SaleGamine2003-05-26 01:23:08
    *fills thermos and throws* by Fritriac2003-05-26 01:36:59
  *saunters in, takes off sun glasses* by ErniePi2003-05-26 01:13:23
  *Scurries in* by TheNewt2003-05-26 00:44:35
  {{{FiremiteSwarm}}} by perpeduumimmobl2003-05-26 00:26:31
  {{{All}}} by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
Translations by Nea2003-05-26 00:01:20
  deutsch / german / allemand by napalm2003-05-26 00:11:41
  deutsch/german by c3po2003-05-26 00:09:03
    Wienerisch by moon2003-05-26 05:06:26
The UF Comment Board FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) by FAQ2006-11-19 12:55:59
Comment Board Trivia by count_02003-05-26 00:00:21
  Next... by hethrep2003-05-26 08:01:03
    not sure of version... by McNutcase2003-05-26 08:48:09
      depending on by cybergeek2003-05-26 17:27:30
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Hmm. Knee + nail gun + 4-inch nail by ChuckAB2003-05-26 19:57:43
  the *real* ones: by cybergeek2003-05-26 17:31:24
  broken heart by Elim Garak2003-05-26 14:52:22
  you may regret asking... by iamroot2003-05-26 13:18:22
    I wondered if anyone else here by hidden2003-05-26 14:10:28
      someone else does by caroljoy2003-05-26 18:24:55
        Hmm by hidden2003-05-26 19:33:03
        {{{caroljoy}}} by hidden2003-05-26 19:31:09
      nothing to be ashamed of by iamroot2003-05-26 15:09:05
  upper right arm 6-7 inch-long scars from a dogbite by ahbtbone2003-05-26 13:06:51
  I have a few... by j.butterfly2003-05-26 13:00:11
  We all have scars, don't we? by LurkerMo2003-05-26 12:13:47
  I have lots by TheyMustBIdiots2003-05-26 10:48:58
  I don't have SARS. by toxin2003-05-26 10:08:54
    oh by sketcher2003-05-26 10:21:02
  physical by sketcher2003-05-26 10:06:53
  There's one...and there's another... by thewrongcrowd2003-05-26 09:24:54
  ok there are a few by Celticess2003-05-26 09:10:54
  My list by techi8702003-05-26 09:01:45
  Surgical scars on my head and abdomen, by adiplomat2003-05-26 08:48:50
  Surgery scars that were supposed to "blend" by WebDiva2003-05-26 08:15:17
  Knives, Lighters, Pencils, Dog Teeth, Sandbox Ice by DireEyez2003-05-26 08:09:21
  Pencil lead in my hand by mikosullivan2003-05-26 07:58:38
  The List by Glytch782003-05-26 07:49:13
  Don't remember by veran2003-05-26 07:11:34
  Many, many scars... by Tomcat2003-05-26 06:51:12
  Left hand, left foot by Kickstart2003-05-26 06:45:09
    Your foot must have been HOT. by Naruki2003-05-26 07:08:08
  Surgical scars on my knee and my abdomen. by NOLAWitch2003-05-26 06:15:07
    You might be surprised. I am a "keloid former". by adiplomat2003-05-26 09:08:43
  I have a burn on my right wrist, by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 05:24:32
    That's not a scar by flatlander2003-05-26 06:09:49
      I told defect about this post, and he laughed by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-26 07:50:27
  Lots of them by bianc0382003-05-26 04:19:14
  Quite a few on my left hand by Tomo2003-05-26 03:58:32
  Many by Slamlander2003-05-26 03:33:23
    Leather pants and jackets are the better by ideur2003-05-26 04:33:54
      This was in spite of the leather. by Slamlander2003-05-26 10:38:20
    So that's why you ran away from by SaleGamine2003-05-26 04:24:08
  I have a few... by Spiff2003-05-26 03:33:03
  Various mental scars by Arcanum2003-05-26 03:24:44
    Ah now if we're talkin' mental scars by thewrongcrowd2003-05-26 09:45:15
  Big one on my knee, small ones on my hands, by Silvermoon822003-05-26 03:04:39
  mental scars from using m$ software by vitacpp2003-05-26 02:50:10
  A few little divots in my knees... by McNutcase2003-05-26 02:25:28
    Go on then! by Tomo2003-05-26 03:31:42
      ok... by McNutcase2003-05-26 03:43:00
  Hmm lets see by Spisefisken2003-05-26 01:53:39
  Probably too many to count by Electric Storm2003-05-26 01:52:39
  1 from the mother of all chicken pox (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-26 01:23:53
  Big scar across my forehead, by nibbler2003-05-26 01:21:08
  Let's see: by ErniePi2003-05-26 01:18:43
  <Deleted><Deleted>2003-05-26 01:00:36
    Moderated for language (re-post) by Nea2003-05-26 22:51:10
    Rothenburg ob der Tauber by Winsmith2003-05-26 08:33:47
      No, that wasn't me :) by LittleBrother2003-05-26 14:26:37
    I've been to that shop by Buffy_Fett2003-05-26 06:53:18
    Does a machetee scar count? by Slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
      s/machetee/machette/ by Slamlander2003-05-26 03:41:32
  a few by mirage2003-05-26 00:45:49
  Mostly small ones... by TheNewt2003-05-26 00:41:44
    An inch thick? by Tomo2003-05-26 03:27:54
      Perhaps he's a giant, mutant, 50 foot newt, by EvilLionsPhil2003-05-26 07:13:32
        lol gotta love godzilla by Celticess2003-05-26 13:44:49
  Scars of fun by thanach2003-05-26 00:33:39
  One testifying ultimate stupidity by unknown user2003-05-26 00:33:38
  The tracks of my years.... by ag_wyvern2003-05-26 00:30:07
  None that are normaly visible by ideur2003-05-26 00:24:45
  Shop, nothing too nasty by eric3432003-05-26 00:09:42
    Sliced with bandsaw! Errk! by Tomo2003-05-26 03:25:40
      I know a guy who did worse: by nix2003-05-26 06:32:35
  Nothing too interesting. <nt> by CrazySteve2003-05-26 00:01:54
  physical or mental ? (n/t) by count_02003-05-26 00:00:58
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

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