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Strip for May 09, 2003
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Sid a great old one? Watch it, mere mortal! ;-) (n/t) by C.T.H.U.L.H.U.2003-07-02 03:42:12
And now, some chatlogs! by greyhat2003-05-09 23:32:04
  the first one's always free..... by cybergeek2003-05-09 23:33:49
Jen say I'm being kind of arrogant :) by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  not arrogant, but quite funny (n/t) by greyhat2003-05-09 23:34:08
  Wow... by DireEyez2003-05-09 23:33:03
  I thought ebay was cracking down on such auctions (n/t) by Machination2003-05-09 23:23:45
    Nah, I'm in the Services category by Kickstart2003-05-09 23:25:11
      Or things that are illegal to sell (n/t) by chromatix2003-05-09 23:48:18
  *Grin* by SaleGamine2003-05-09 23:23:18
  It's not gonna sell. by BlurOfSerenity2003-05-09 23:20:07
    That was my thought too :) by Kickstart2003-05-09 23:22:10
      Thankfully. I KNOW I do! :+) by adiplomat2003-05-09 23:52:10
linux questions by friareriner2003-05-09 22:06:57
  I just set up a 486/66MHz by IByte2003-05-10 05:53:32
  LOL a 486 would work as one by Arienadean2003-05-09 22:18:19
    thanks for the info by friareriner2003-05-09 22:51:16
      Well not all by Arienadean2003-05-09 23:04:07
  Patrick Volkerding makes a nice distro... by myke2003-05-09 22:13:14
  Yes by Kickstart2003-05-09 22:10:58
A Question... by zona2003-05-09 21:59:52
  Two words - Luggage compartment. **EG** by adiplomat2003-05-09 23:55:01
    *giggle* by zona2003-05-09 23:59:52
      Great minds... (n/t) by adiplomat2003-05-10 00:00:25
  ok some things to know having had mine fly by Arienadean2003-05-09 22:29:15
    *grin* by zona2003-05-09 23:03:19
      hehehe by Arienadean2003-05-09 23:12:37
  Personally... by DireEyez2003-05-09 22:21:03
    Well...she does have a cold. by zona2003-05-10 00:00:39
    Hmmmm by Reddy2003-05-09 22:42:11
  By her a walkman and a whole bunch of tapes by Kickstart2003-05-09 22:12:53
    We were trying to avoid spending... by zona2003-05-10 00:01:19
      btw... by DireEyez2003-05-10 00:03:42
    I tried that with my kids by Arienadean2003-05-09 22:32:44
  err, get a cribbage board? by friareriner2003-05-09 22:12:21
  Ahhhh by Reddy2003-05-09 22:12:13
linux and graphics outside of gimp by Arienadean2003-05-09 21:57:41
TTGTB Thread. by Animefreak2003-05-09 19:52:46
  Good call! I'm going to sleep now. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 20:59:51
  Good night, all by bitflipper2003-05-09 20:48:33
  'nite by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 20:04:25
  Good night by Reddy2003-05-09 19:56:03
UFie Tribes Game!!! by Ubergeek22003-05-09 19:35:56
  If I had a copy, I'd play. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 19:42:56
    I've only got Tribes *2* =/ by LionsPhil2003-05-09 19:44:45
      If you need a copy email me @ by Ubergeek22003-05-09 19:45:47
        Guys, no warez talking. (n/t) by Kickstart2003-05-09 20:07:04
        Nah, not interested thanks. =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-09 20:04:42
  I'll be there! (n/t) by AnTaGoNisT2003-05-09 19:38:00
    me3. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-05-09 19:41:20
      Now if only we could get Nawft off the phone :P (n/t) by AnTaGoNisT2003-05-09 19:43:13
        or if his connection wasn't being weird. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-05-09 19:44:14
Yesterdays Diablo talk continued. by Scirocco2003-05-09 18:57:41
  I'll probably get beat about for this by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 19:05:38
    I really have to agree with you. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 19:29:22
      About the "teammates"... by Scirocco2003-05-09 19:34:38
        I like the mercs... by zona2003-05-09 21:13:17
        I have a special place I kill the mercs. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 19:52:12
        at least your NPC's weren't as bad as by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 19:41:10
          Never tried that one... by Scirocco2003-05-09 19:46:36
            Nooooooooooo!!!! You're supporting D20 system!!! by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 20:05:59
              I don't really like... by Scirocco2003-05-09 21:15:50
              Uhh..... by zona2003-05-09 21:07:17
                Hey Girl by Reddy2003-05-09 21:32:29
                  Workin' by zona2003-05-09 21:34:56
                    Hmmm by Reddy2003-05-09 21:36:49
                Technically... by DireEyez2003-05-09 21:13:32
                  Eitherway.. by zona2003-05-09 21:15:28
                    True... by DireEyez2003-05-09 21:16:56
                      That doesn't bother me. by zona2003-05-09 21:20:58
                        Personally, I like it better than 2nd... by DireEyez2003-05-09 21:22:10
                          Wow, you're one of the few I know.. by zona2003-05-09 21:33:10
                            I much prefer 1st Edition actually.. by DireEyez2003-05-09 21:39:57
                              hey by Reddy2003-05-09 21:58:21
                                What board game? by DireEyez2003-05-09 22:23:24
                                Ahhh by Reddy2003-05-09 22:26:33
                                don't recall... by DireEyez2003-05-09 22:29:22
                                I don't remember that by Reddy2003-05-09 22:35:20
                                Hey by Reddy2003-05-09 22:49:38
    What kind of playability... by Scirocco2003-05-09 19:11:32
      pseudoNIHM has a good point... by Illiad2003-05-09 19:46:01
        Ahh, of course! by Scirocco2003-05-09 21:26:00
      just sorta expected some LARTage by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 19:20:04
      well by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 19:15:02
        That why there were checkpoints. :) by Scirocco2003-05-09 19:18:07
          ah, time my old nemesis... by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 19:26:41
Anyone still around? (n/t) by Reddy2003-05-09 18:53:30
  Hello, i must be going :-) by kahuana2003-05-09 21:03:35
    nope by Reddy2003-05-09 21:28:38
  No, I'm not (n/t) by flatlander2003-05-09 19:47:56
    Ahhhh by Reddy2003-05-09 19:58:46
      I should go to bed by flatlander2003-05-09 20:12:38
        yuk by Reddy2003-05-09 20:15:57
          generally I like classes by flatlander2003-05-09 20:24:21
            very true by Reddy2003-05-09 20:27:36
              my next younger sister is good at it by flatlander2003-05-09 20:35:31
                Good Night by Reddy2003-05-09 20:38:23
  Yup. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 19:24:54
    I played the demo with... by Scirocco2003-05-09 19:29:56
      Takes forever to install, though. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 19:43:21
    cool (n/t) by Reddy2003-05-09 19:26:35
  Just got back on. by Animefreak2003-05-09 19:23:06
    Trigun is addictive. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 19:31:35
      Yeah, that was pretty funny. by Animefreak2003-05-09 19:36:47
        The cross gets even cooler later. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 19:40:15
          Good. by Animefreak2003-05-09 19:43:59
          Ahh, the priest. :) by Scirocco2003-05-09 19:43:54
            How do I decrypt!? (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 19:54:12
              a=n, b=o, c=p... by DireEyez2003-05-09 19:57:36
                THere's no decryption tool!? (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 20:12:03
                  I use rot13.com, easy to remember. :) (n/t) by Scirocco2003-05-09 21:11:02
                  Of course there is by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Thanks! by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 20:31:50
                    ::grin:: by DireEyez2003-05-09 20:26:27
                      So you did it without that? by Reddy2003-05-09 20:29:09
                  Didn't realize one was necessary... by DireEyez2003-05-09 20:20:27
                *giggles* (n/t) by Reddy2003-05-09 20:06:43
    Warning... by Scirocco2003-05-09 19:27:39
      I haven't seen it by Reddy2003-05-09 19:29:19
        I've only seen ten of 26 episodes. by Animefreak2003-05-09 19:34:56
        From animenfo.com: by Scirocco2003-05-09 19:31:36
          Ahhhh by Reddy2003-05-09 19:36:36
            Yes, you should. :) by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
              I usually by Reddy2003-05-09 19:44:30
                There is a lot of good sci-fi and romance anime by Animefreak2003-05-09 19:48:21
                  I don't know by Reddy2003-05-09 20:04:54
                    Not sure what you can... by Scirocco2003-05-09 21:13:39
            Yes! Yes! Watch more anime! by Animefreak2003-05-09 19:37:54
  I'm on now, first time all day. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 19:16:15
    I hope she shows up too by Reddy2003-05-09 19:19:16
      Yeah, I know. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 19:23:28
        Now that sounds nice by Reddy2003-05-09 19:30:34
          I'm wearing it now. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 19:36:11
            Ahhh by Reddy2003-05-09 19:38:57
              It's been kind of cool in here since night fell. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 19:47:03
                Hmmm by Reddy2003-05-09 20:00:17
                  Note: by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 20:24:56
                    Ahhhh by Reddy2003-05-09 20:33:02
                      No, she says she doesn't. by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 20:40:17
  Wazzup? by bitflipper2003-05-09 19:09:15
    Not bad by Reddy2003-05-09 19:17:27
      Cool! Did you get a chance to stop at the zoo? by bitflipper2003-05-09 19:21:09
        That is Monday by Reddy2003-05-09 19:27:34
          Having fun with the training? by bitflipper2003-05-09 19:35:18
            Hmmm by Reddy2003-05-09 19:41:14
              Custom program just for you? by bitflipper2003-05-09 19:46:55
                it is for work by Reddy2003-05-09 19:57:48
  sure am what ya need? (n/t) by anyone.2003-05-09 18:56:56
    someone to talk too (n/t) by Reddy2003-05-09 18:57:47
      alright what ya want to talka bout? (n/t) by anyone.2003-05-09 18:59:02
        anything (n/t) by Reddy2003-05-09 19:00:16
  yup by sketcher2003-05-09 18:55:53
    Ahhh by Reddy2003-05-09 18:58:58
My FYOS got your FYOS by DennisMV2003-05-09 18:36:19
  Hmmm by Reddy2003-05-09 18:51:05
    That really means For Your Own Safety (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-09 18:54:18
      I like that ;) (n/t) by Reddy2003-05-09 18:57:02
Hey fireant!!...uh ...i mean...uh...matt! by ahbtbone2003-05-09 18:04:40
PHP prob by greyhat2003-05-09 18:03:28
  forgot your <? tag? (n/t) by sirme2003-05-09 18:27:50
    thanks, that was it :-p (n/t) by greyhat2003-05-09 19:34:01
Naruki, I answered you. No linky, because by adiplomat2003-05-09 17:50:24
  you mean your thesis? by ahbtbone2003-05-09 18:42:21
  doncha have each by Slamlander2003-05-09 18:19:07
  Ooh, are you giving away opinions? by Unseen2003-05-09 17:53:18
    Ok, your parental unit clothes you in a by adiplomat2003-05-09 18:32:49
Does someone know a Can... by chris_eineke2003-05-09 17:48:12
  Suggestion... by deadweasle2003-05-09 19:25:21
  Try ITT Tech! by sketcher2003-05-09 18:48:51
  I only know ones in BC by Arienadean2003-05-09 18:37:03
  U of Waterloo used to be big for CS by Schol-R-LEA;22003-05-09 18:14:48
    Also Queens & U of T. - YMMV. (n/t) by kahuana2003-05-09 18:22:51
hey nickface- by sketcher2003-05-09 17:29:23
hmmm... interesting combination of badges... by McNutcase2003-05-09 16:48:22
  My summer collection: by Vetitice2003-05-09 17:01:05
  obligatory...We don't need no stinkin badges by ahbtbone2003-05-09 16:54:01
    yeahwell by McNutcase2003-05-09 16:57:08
      well, gotta go peeps. Bye! ;) (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 16:59:50
Mmmm...monitor-warmed Mars bar... by LionsPhil2003-05-09 15:54:20
  Can, too. by skeegenin2003-05-09 18:34:53
  I did that with a Mars Ice-cream once by Spoo2003-05-09 18:25:33
  I did the mars-bar challenge a few years back... by glenalec2003-05-09 18:21:32
    wow by sketcher2003-05-09 18:54:58
  Reminds me of... by Apfel2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Bleurgh! Toooo fatty! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-09 17:27:44
  Now why by Pic2003-05-09 15:54:55
    It's not half-melted. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:01:21
      philistine by McNutcase2003-05-09 16:04:07
        Nope. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:06:32
          Exactly. by McNutcase2003-05-09 16:08:09
    mmmmm chocolate! :) (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 16:00:29
Hi all! :) (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 15:51:23
  Wotcha! (n/t) by subbywan2003-05-09 15:58:56
    wotcha gonna do bad boyz bad boyz by ahbtbone2003-05-09 17:28:47
    Wotcha? by shegreen12003-05-09 16:04:32
      Much like re: by subbywan2003-05-09 16:08:16
        Your British???! (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 16:12:16
          'ere now, lass by subbywan2003-05-09 16:14:41
            sounds like a hick from NC to me? (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-09 16:37:23
              that would be by subbywan2003-05-09 16:44:16
            Oi! by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:21:13
            insultin?! by shegreen12003-05-09 16:16:54
              Just don't call 'er "Lassie"... (n/t) by adiplomat2003-05-09 16:19:48
          His British what? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:13:15
            Now YOUR a dang nob is what you are... by Naruki2003-05-09 16:15:11
              what's a nob? (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 16:17:48
                nob defined by bitflipper2003-05-09 19:19:08
                I'm a wizard by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  bad linky and ... by ahbtbone2003-05-09 17:14:44
                    here it is again by subbywan2003-05-09 17:24:15
                      nice ... in a sort of illiad twisted way... (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-09 17:27:21
                    Not bad linky. Funny linky. Probably UFbar'd. (n/t by LionsPhil2003-05-09 17:22:38
                Beats me, I'm American. by Naruki2003-05-09 16:18:59
                  *nob beats naruki* by ahbtbone2003-05-09 16:38:51
                    I believe "fap" is the traditional spelling by Naruki2003-05-09 16:40:14
                      I'm sure he'll get you a towel. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:45:53
                      actually... "fwap" by McNutcase2003-05-09 16:43:10
                        what about *thwap*? by ahbtbone2003-05-09 16:47:29
                        Yeah, by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:45:21
                          What would be the pre-emptive term by ahbtbone2003-05-09 16:48:59
                            how about... by McNutcase2003-05-09 16:50:24
                              "You're just pissed I scarred her first." (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:58:17
                                I think Claire's advice is the most scary... by McNutcase2003-05-09 16:59:41
                                Yeah, a little out of character. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-09 17:00:58
                                but on the other hand... by McNutcase2003-05-09 17:02:50
                                I think, by LionsPhil2003-05-09 17:06:32
                                ummmm.... by McNutcase2003-05-09 17:10:39
                                I wonder if... by rapido752003-05-09 19:24:33
                                Nah, Aubrey did the impersonation. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 17:14:27
                                now now, that was never *proved*... by McNutcase2003-05-09 17:17:15
                                and while I remember... by McNutcase2003-05-09 17:18:42
                                So he did. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 17:26:45
                                I still still don't understand how this answers by ahbtbone2003-05-09 17:29:53
                              that doesn't make any sense. by ahbtbone2003-05-09 16:56:18
                                I can't link it... by McNutcase2003-05-09 16:58:37
                                But it's on the InterNET. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 17:00:02
                                Not an ORGanisation either... (n/t) by McNutcase2003-05-09 17:01:01
                  so you wouldn't know... by McNutcase2003-05-09 16:20:33
                    The way you said that last part... by Naruki2003-05-09 16:23:07
                      teh poking stick... by McNutcase2003-05-09 16:25:05
                    ah, thanks for the explanation ...guys... (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 16:23:00
                  You probably don't want to be beaten with a nob, by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:20:18
                    Does anyone? by Naruki2003-05-09 16:21:38
                      Well, beating a nob is a pasttime for about 50% by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:23:27
                        Only 50%? by rapido752003-05-09 19:17:00
                        I think it broke a few minutes ago... by McNutcase2003-05-09 16:26:06
                          No thanks. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:29:52
                          Is that really a crossbow, or are you just happy by Naruki2003-05-09 16:28:01
                            Observe... I shall stop him falling... by McNutcase2003-05-09 16:31:15
                              Ouch. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:40:28
                                Bleedin' to deaf, an' still all prim an' propah. by SouthpawPL2003-05-09 17:03:29
                                **Twang!** by McNutcase2003-05-09 17:06:45
                                'ere, now! Wots all this, then? by SouthpawPL2003-05-09 17:17:21
                                Now...*gasp*...now that would be ungentlemanly. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 17:08:31
          He don't look it, do 'e? by Naruki2003-05-09 16:12:54
      If it's an inside joke, it's way down deep. by Naruki2003-05-09 16:05:22
        ah, okay, i can live with that :) (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 16:06:32
          reeeeaaaalllllyyyy....but CAN you??? by ahbtbone2003-05-09 16:33:33
            *lol* love the sound effects, by shegreen12003-05-09 16:37:44
  And just how do you expect us to reply to that? by Naruki2003-05-09 15:52:34
    oh, I'm sorry about that.. (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 15:54:15
      And don't apologize! by Naruki2003-05-09 15:54:59
        sorry! :( (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 15:56:44
          Garh! by Naruki2003-05-09 15:57:28
            Oh, great, now [s]he's ruptured hir colon. ;) (n/t by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:12:24
              ...and ended up with a semi-colon (n/t) by Spoo2003-05-09 18:33:45
              i'm a girl, just FYI :) (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 16:20:50
                That was to me. by Naruki2003-05-09 16:24:08
                yeah, we gathered... by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  okay, just lionsphil didn't seem sure, by shegreen12003-05-09 16:30:17
                    Not sure of *Naruki*'s gender. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:43:00
                      yeah, i'm a little slow sometimes, by shegreen12003-05-09 16:46:34
                        That's "smart" as in "ar$e", right? ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:59:13
                    Yeah, but do you know how painful it is... by Naruki2003-05-09 16:31:38
                      c'mon, at least he kept the heating on! by McNutcase2003-05-09 16:32:41
                        *sheepish grin* by Naruki2003-05-09 16:33:35
                          so *you*'re this "Mr Spaceheater"? by McNutcase2003-05-09 16:39:00
                  Notice Yohimbe did a FIRST POST? by ahbtbone2003-05-09 16:27:08
              You just couldn't stand Dippy & I getting praised. by Naruki2003-05-09 16:13:54
                *lol* (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 16:19:11
                Well, darn. 3 minute gap. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:16:22
            DING! DONG! THE NARUKI'S DEAD! (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-09 16:02:45
              Whattayou mean? by Naruki2003-05-09 16:03:32
                Aren't they optional equipment anyway? 8+) (n/t) by adiplomat2003-05-09 16:06:00
                  Oh, I've got one, alright. by Naruki2003-05-09 16:07:01
                    *lol* Naruki and adiplomat, by shegreen12003-05-09 16:09:53
                      NOW...wait till someone mentions the word by ahbtbone2003-05-09 16:13:22
                        Why? by shegreen12003-05-09 16:15:46
                        Well, Naruki is a massive jerk. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:15:12
                          oh! you were talking about Naruki! *duh* (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 16:35:41
                          Yep...that wasn't good. by ahbtbone2003-05-09 16:21:37
                            *giggle* yeah, what kind? (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 16:42:21
                          And that was uncalled for. by Naruki2003-05-09 16:15:54
                            Hmm. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:18:51
                              Probably hir did, and chose to be by adiplomat2003-05-09 16:25:58
                                Yeah, by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:37:56
                    Not with the odour it's aquired, you can't. ;) (n/ (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:08:07
                      What? People don't like cedar anymore? by Naruki2003-05-09 16:09:40
            oh! I'll do it! by shegreen12003-05-09 15:59:35
              eeewwwwww!!! by ahbtbone2003-05-09 16:24:09
                uuh, well, i like to clean, but maybe your right:) (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 16:39:58
                  Trust us, you don't know where that head has by SouthpawPL2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Get the Orick 8 pound vaccum! by hyzenthlay2003-05-09 15:59:05
              *lol* Orick a sponsor of yours? (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 16:01:55
          whoops, did it again.. :) (n/t) by shegreen12003-05-09 15:57:17
lol by sketcher2003-05-09 15:33:18
  We use badges (no stinkin badges) at work by ahbtbone2003-05-09 17:36:37
  Not an iDiot? (n/t) by Spiff2003-05-09 16:17:45
  iHop? by LionsPhil2003-05-09 15:37:07
    It's American for Bad Pancakes. by Naruki2003-05-09 15:37:43
      Thought it was International Hamsters On Pancakes by flatlander2003-05-09 20:18:37
      I thought that was Denny's and their grandslam (n/ (n/t) by Arienadean2003-05-09 15:44:52
        Denny's is a synonym. by Naruki2003-05-09 15:45:34
          i thought by sketcher2003-05-09 15:55:28
            It can be. by Naruki2003-05-09 15:56:32
      Then why do we blame it on the internationals? (n/t) by hyzenthlay2003-05-09 15:38:16
        because... by sketcher2003-05-09 15:39:44
          Um, it's not American. by Naruki2003-05-09 15:41:04
            Switzerland, apparently... by Vetitice2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I'll take velcro by hyzenthlay2003-05-09 15:40:37
            Sellotape. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 15:51:05
            super glue, duct tape, nails, gravity anomalies by sketcher2003-05-09 15:42:59
              Ahem by hyzenthlay2003-05-09 15:44:14
                well................................ um........ by sketcher2003-05-09 15:47:26
                  No no no no no no by hyzenthlay2003-05-09 15:48:47
                    oh dude- check this out by sketcher2003-05-09 15:53:38
                      Don't compare them to ammo! by Naruki2003-05-09 15:54:32
                        'i swear, im just gonna build a frame with these!' by sketcher2003-05-09 16:01:30
                  Sure, if you run a nursery. by Naruki2003-05-09 15:48:03
                    also... by sketcher2003-05-09 15:50:28
            I've heard a much worse version of that. by Naruki2003-05-09 15:42:24
        This would be like the World Series, yes? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-09 15:38:52
  Obligatory "We knew all along" comment. by Naruki2003-05-09 15:35:30
    heh, yup... by sketcher2003-05-09 15:37:57
      The difference between a senior moment by Naruki2003-05-09 15:38:42
        DANGIT NARUKI! I almost died there! by adiplomat2003-05-09 16:45:42
          Could be worse.... by Vetitice2003-05-09 17:04:26
            Arf. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 17:12:38
              I'm just starting... by Vetitice2003-05-09 17:32:46
  GOL (n/t) by Buffy_Fett2003-05-09 15:34:28
More proof that sheeple are everywhere! by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Okay, how did you do that? by flatlander2003-05-09 20:06:26
  Hey Maurice! (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-09 15:32:44
    Jerk! by Naruki2003-05-09 15:34:27
      Jerk what? by ahbtbone2003-05-09 16:16:14
        Chain. by Naruki2003-05-09 16:19:57
          I thought you guys were talkin' about chicken... by kahuana2003-05-09 16:25:00
            that would be choking by Arienadean2003-05-09 17:09:50
              Nah girl, jerk is da beest kinda fowl. by skeegenin2003-05-09 18:18:22
  SPOILER! by sketcher2003-05-09 15:25:57
    I am not the Midnite Toker... by Naruki2003-05-09 15:27:47
      So *you're* "The Joker" Steve Miller sang about... by kahuana2003-05-09 16:23:29
      yeah by sketcher2003-05-09 15:31:29
      Queeg! Smack hir down! by LionsPhil2003-05-09 15:30:34
        Not to worry... by Naruki2003-05-09 15:31:24
          Who needs mod powers if you've got DB access? by LionsPhil2003-05-09 15:34:49
            Dang. Have to work on those hard returns. by Naruki2003-05-09 15:36:16
              OKAY shows over folks!! by ahbtbone2003-05-09 17:54:24
  Har har. Very funny. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 15:25:29
    Ask miko. by Naruki2003-05-09 15:26:12
I'm blue... by Animefreak2003-05-09 14:27:38
  I think I still have that mp3 lying around.. by DireEyez2003-05-09 16:35:21
  It's not easy being blue by ahbtbone2003-05-09 15:57:27
  I heard something that sounded like them by Arienadean2003-05-09 15:44:00
  Now that stuff by Pic2003-05-09 15:32:12
  Thanks a lot by MikeCDN2003-05-09 15:29:56
  I like them by Buffy_Fett2003-05-09 14:36:36
    I know. My brother went out and bought the CD by Animefreak2003-05-09 14:42:15
  no more by OzanBABA2003-05-09 14:32:09
    And they got really big and exploded? by Naruki2003-05-09 15:09:10
Wow! That is alot of money I just spent! by JustnCase2003-05-09 14:25:51
  thanks all :) by JustnCase2003-05-09 18:08:29
  Jealous by Aeirould2003-05-09 17:54:46
    Where's here? by JustnCase2003-05-09 18:10:05
      Here is San Diego (n/t) by Aeirould2003-05-09 20:52:55
  My kitties are jealous. by thewrongcrowd2003-05-09 15:09:40
  Congratulations! by Nea2003-05-09 15:06:28
    Fat pets. by Naruki2003-05-09 15:08:18
      (O/T) you'll never believe what I just... by saxguy2003-05-09 15:44:32
        He he he. by Naruki2003-05-09 15:47:19
          You've been wearing that... by Apfel2003-05-09 18:49:38
  congrats! (n/t) by cybergeek2003-05-09 14:56:57
  Congrats!! :) by subbywan2003-05-09 14:56:17
    That is an excellent idea! :) Thanks. :) (n/t) by JustnCase2003-05-09 14:58:12
and no one's said "Happy Birthday" to me *pouts* ( (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-05-09 14:21:30
  happy b-day (n/t) by defect2003-05-09 16:07:09
  Gloom, despair, ev'rywhere! by adiplomat2003-05-09 15:54:40
  Happy 22nd chris by Arienadean2003-05-09 15:37:24
  Happy Birthday!!! *throws confetti* :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-05-09 15:31:35
  Happy Birthday!! by ahbtbone2003-05-09 15:20:22
  Happy Almost Belated Birthday! by SparkyR2003-05-09 15:16:36
    Too bad I'm in Seattle (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-05-09 17:48:41
  Don't trip on that lower lip. by thewrongcrowd2003-05-09 15:14:48
  You didn't get DaNutCake i sent? by kahuana2003-05-09 15:14:35
  Many happy returns by Nea2003-05-09 15:09:00
  Heh. Tell me about it. by Naruki2003-05-09 15:01:23
    Shut up. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 15:03:26
      If you wait a few months... by Naruki2003-05-09 15:06:28
  "Happy Birthday to you, by LionsPhil2003-05-09 14:39:03
  Wasn't aware that it was your birthday... by McNutcase2003-05-09 14:24:47
    *creek creek* well OK not THAT old by DaNutBall2003-05-09 14:27:03
      WHAT? by McNutcase2003-05-09 14:37:13
        Now I'm starting to feel old by techi8702003-05-09 14:48:39
          Aw shut up, junior. by thewrongcrowd2003-05-09 15:12:27
            Sorry, missing smiley by thewrongcrowd2003-05-09 15:22:27
              LOL by Arienadean2003-05-09 15:46:58
                Hey, I'm being cheater "life begins" 6 months by adiplomat2003-05-09 15:57:55
                  *scratches head* by Naruki2003-05-09 15:59:31
                    Typing snafu I have large fingers, by adiplomat2003-05-09 16:03:16
                      AND again! I forgot my period. by adiplomat2003-05-09 16:05:03
                        ADIPLOMAT'S A GIRL! by Naruki2003-05-09 16:06:10
  Happy birthday DaNutBall by Pic2003-05-09 14:24:43
  *pokes DaNutBall with a stick* by LionsPhil2003-05-09 14:24:06
Fat America by subbywan2003-05-09 14:14:53
  No fat here by lab rat2003-05-09 15:48:48
    Well, duh. by Naruki2003-05-09 15:53:34
      Well, actually by lab rat2003-05-09 15:58:49
        It was Miss Scarlet in the Study with a Bat! by Naruki2003-05-09 16:01:59
          A vampire bat? (n/t) by lab rat2003-05-09 16:08:28
            You know, it may have been a squirrel. by Naruki2003-05-09 16:10:54
              Perhaps, but by lab rat2003-05-09 16:22:14
  I'm not so sure they are healthy. by JustnCase2003-05-09 14:30:50
  where's NOLA from ? (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 14:29:55
    Louisiana, I think. by Animefreak2003-05-09 14:36:08
      That's where she's living... by McNutcase2003-05-09 14:41:02
        Ahh, yes! The Hoosier State! by Animefreak2003-05-09 14:44:32
          A hoosier who wanted to become a hoser, oi! by kahuana2003-05-09 15:08:09
  it's the North American diet by trogl2003-05-09 14:28:21
    more cars by gfractal2003-05-09 15:33:14
      For some reason I thought that was a by Naruki2003-05-09 15:37:11
      mmmmmmm by gfractal2003-05-09 15:34:37
  heh. We got all the food by glitch2003-05-09 14:26:22
    And cars. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-09 14:47:42
  Nah, it's those lousy bent American camera lenses. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 14:22:23
ontopic:when Sid became old great one ??? (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 14:12:12
  You too can become an Old Great One™ by Spoo2003-05-09 18:19:48
  Right by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
    sid da hacker by OzanBABA2003-05-09 14:25:39
  he's always claimed it by McNutcase2003-05-09 14:16:01
  When he passed... by LionsPhil2003-05-09 14:15:46
    where's NOLA (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 14:28:29
A quick note to Naruki by McNutcase2003-05-09 13:54:58
  You mean I was right? by Naruki2003-05-09 14:09:08
    well, your SBI looked more logical than my ranting by McNutcase2003-05-09 14:14:30
      Sweet. by Naruki2003-05-09 14:29:59
        A tape measure by McNutcase2003-05-09 14:39:16
          Yeah, by LionsPhil2003-05-09 14:44:47
      It all comes from Maya, and you know to by webishop2003-05-09 14:28:01
Anyone else have trouble with ICQ? by SaleGamine2003-05-09 13:33:10
  try ICQ2go... (n/t) by Pic2003-05-09 14:05:49
  which version of icq? by ParityBit2003-05-09 13:49:31
  no prob with SIM (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 13:48:54
  No, by mirage2003-05-09 13:34:56
  No probs using trillian by Spisefisken2003-05-09 13:34:15
Synchronize Files between 2 linux servers? by glitch2003-05-09 13:09:15
  Try CVS or RCS. (n/t) by sir lox elroy2003-05-09 17:59:57
  You might want to have a look at rsync by goshindo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    We use by binkley2003-05-09 14:21:43
  rdist (n/t) by Slamlander2003-05-09 13:27:02
  Check out by mirage2006-11-19 12:55:59
    its BS, rdist is your friend by Slamlander2003-05-09 13:30:38
      Ah, by mirage2003-05-09 13:33:38
        KISS, also scp on a cron job by Slamlander2003-05-09 14:37:57
  Quick and nasty method by subbywan2003-05-09 13:15:13
    Thought about it, but would only be a temp solutio by glitch2003-05-09 13:17:06
      If you're going to do something by binkley2003-05-09 14:24:03
Loading Win2K on a 300Mhz Toughbook by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 13:05:02
  Win2K on a Compay LTE 5300 by Crassus2003-05-13 08:06:19
  Took a good part of forever by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 19:00:27
  Oooh...toughbook... by DireEyez2003-05-09 16:24:10
  not as cruel as.... by ParityBit2003-05-09 13:54:18
  XP-Home(ly) on a Celeron 300MHz. by kahuana2003-05-09 13:18:17
  xp on a p2 by sketcher2003-05-09 13:14:45
    As opposed to what? by glitch2003-05-09 13:21:46
    yeah by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 13:19:07
  And I thought MY diary was empty!!! by ahbtbone2006-11-19 12:55:59
    as advertized :) (n/t) by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 13:11:33
  Everyone else was cut back? (n/t) by glitch2003-05-09 13:10:02
    as in went home by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 13:12:59
Whatever happened to UF:TNG? by YakkoWarner2003-05-09 12:46:12
  Bazaar still there by glitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Geez, seems like I remember Illiad by ahbtbone2003-05-09 13:03:06
A monkey does not a typist make by ahbtbone2003-05-09 12:37:35
  Your tuition dollars at work. (n/t) by rapido752003-05-09 12:57:57
  That's a hoot. by Naruki2003-05-09 12:42:17
    Did you know you had an Eostre Egg by ahbtbone2003-05-09 12:53:13
      Yeah. I saw it a while back. by Naruki2003-05-09 13:18:33
        How long before by Nea2003-05-09 13:28:16
          Isn't it something along the lines of halfway? by ahbtbone2003-05-09 13:34:20
    They've got owls, too? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2003-05-09 12:46:46
      Who's got owls? (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-09 12:52:31
Pear juice dribbling down my fingers by webishop2003-05-09 12:27:42
  you peach eater (n/t) by DennisMV2003-05-09 14:02:20
  Movin to the country, gonna eat me a lotta..(n/t) by glitch2003-05-09 13:14:03
  No fair bringing to mind Allman Bros albums by SparkyR2003-05-09 12:31:25
    I was thinking of Led Zepplin... by rapido752003-05-09 12:58:40
      woohoo! squeeze that lemon! (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-09 13:04:01
        'till the juice runs down my keyboard... by SparkyR2003-05-09 13:21:40
          I'm sure there are perverts out there by ahbtbone2003-05-09 13:42:17
            And we're right back to the connectivity by SparkyR2003-05-09 13:49:42
              ROFLMAO!!! (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-09 13:53:52
    the dishwasher... by webishop2003-05-09 12:33:40
      Uhhh, no, thanks all the same... by SparkyR2003-05-09 12:41:54
  I am growing old... (n/t) by Buffy_Fett2003-05-09 12:30:53
    one day at a time. by webishop2003-05-09 12:35:08
Funny ;) by mirage2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yeah I got a note one night by ahbtbone2003-05-09 13:00:23
    geesh by DennisMV2003-05-09 14:12:41
      I work from about 3 pm to midnight. by ahbtbone2003-05-09 15:29:58
        If they put it in your mailbox they'd be by Naruki2003-05-09 15:33:39
          Well, how BIG of a crime by ahbtbone2003-05-09 15:37:07
            I'm not mad at you by ahbtbone2003-05-09 15:37:54
              Sadly, it's a very minor crime. by Naruki2003-05-09 15:39:48
                it sounds more like a prank not a crime by DennisMV2003-05-10 08:15:25
                Hey, as by mirage2003-05-09 16:16:00
      Waiting to see if someone would piss him off. by Naruki2003-05-09 14:31:22
  Score one for the good guys! by Naruki2003-05-09 12:44:14
    I think by mirage2003-05-09 12:48:15
  yeah! beat the man down! by sketcher2003-05-09 12:31:26
  i just imagined by ParityBit2003-05-09 12:30:59
Edward is fourteen by flatlander2003-05-09 12:23:53
  worship Edward (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 12:57:26
  hahahaha, yes by sketcher2003-05-09 12:33:35
  Walk tall.... (n/t) by webishop2003-05-09 12:25:09
  sweet! good for him! now enroll him :P (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 12:24:53
Linux to be illegal in U.S. ??? by lord_dolphin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  As I've said before... by rapido752003-05-09 19:38:45
  It's interesting that they can by binkley2003-05-09 14:39:24
  They can have my Linux OS when they pry it from my by techi8702003-05-09 13:55:36
    Hear, Hear!!! (n/t) by nix2003-05-09 18:58:55
  They gotta catch me first! (n/t) by mmell2003-05-09 13:28:11
  DID YOU NOTICE THE STATES??? by ahbtbone2003-05-09 13:18:27
    where in SC are you? (n/t) by fireballmatt2003-05-09 14:39:54
  It's a great plan by LionsPhil2003-05-09 12:42:35
    Sorry, that should have been a reply to "wherenow" by LionsPhil2003-05-09 12:44:15
  god helps u cos noone will !!! (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 12:40:48
  Unholy Intel/Micro$oft alliance by wherenow2006-11-19 12:55:59
  EFF info on the CDBTPA by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That would be pretty much correct... by DaNutBall2003-05-09 12:30:04
    I shoudn't worry. by breezeblock2003-05-09 13:06:00
      now now now... they'll be more than happy to... by DaNutBall2003-05-09 13:28:49
        "So, whaddyu in fah??" by ahbtbone2003-05-09 13:36:46
    so it's true.....EEEEEK!!!!!! by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 12:33:34
Note regarding UFie meets by Kickstart2003-05-09 12:12:39
  Potential Chicago UFie meet by Buffy_Fett2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Um, OK... Roanoke UFie meet, yesterday at 5pm by mikosullivan2003-05-09 12:28:30
    Got room for my Wells-model? (n/t) by adiplomat2003-05-09 15:48:53
  NOW you tell us! by NOLAWitch2003-05-09 12:17:47
    Well the beer part for sure by DaNutBall2003-05-09 12:18:50
  Now you tell us. by SaleGamine2003-05-09 12:17:31
    Jinx! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-05-09 12:18:14
      Is that like Snap? (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-05-09 12:23:33
    Just have another :) (n/t) by Kickstart2003-05-09 12:17:59
      *Ponders Swiss Ufie meet* (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-05-09 12:22:08
        neutral territory... (n/t) by kelli2172003-05-09 12:57:05
  LunarRainn and I will get something to you by Nea2003-05-09 12:15:06
    Thinking of specific "UFie meet" news items... (n/ (n/t) by Kickstart2003-05-09 12:16:39
ATTN: SaleGamine by Pic2003-05-09 12:09:39
  OK by SaleGamine2003-05-09 12:24:17
San Francisco UFie Meet 2003, June 20-22 by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
Ontario Ufie meet by defect2006-11-19 12:55:59
Kings of Chaos by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
Woohoo! Linux-ness! by LionsPhil2003-05-09 11:29:41
  And now Opera is working. Nice. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-09 13:17:29
Columbine Under Lockdown by gfractal2006-11-19 12:55:59
  <Deleted><Deleted>2003-05-09 11:48:14
    I believe it means there were multiple threats. by Naruki2003-05-09 12:06:12
    Moderated for language (n/t) by Illiad2003-05-09 11:54:27
      would some1 tell me this msg by OzanBABA2003-05-09 13:03:48
        Well it was probably the words <censured> by SaleGamine2003-05-09 13:07:43
          The ironic thing is that an apology would ALSO get by Naruki2003-05-09 13:21:59
  Don't be an ass. by Naruki2003-05-09 11:05:24
    get off your cloud by gfractal2003-05-09 11:17:40
      A more witty way would be: by SnArL2003-05-09 12:27:26
        Nice! I like it. (n/t) by SparkyR2003-05-09 12:29:35
      Both of you take it down a notch, please. (n/t) by Kickstart2003-05-09 12:14:35
        good job.... (n/t) by ahbtbone2003-05-09 13:52:30
      That "joke" was trash before you ever hit submit. by Naruki2003-05-09 11:19:06
        Perhaps it was the difference between by subbywan2003-05-09 11:21:11
          Read my TLR subject. by Naruki2003-05-09 11:34:10
anyone here have Nitro RC Airplane exp? by fireballmatt2003-05-09 10:59:29
  Husband runs trucks by hyzenthlay2003-05-09 12:24:20
    that would be cool by fireballmatt2003-05-09 12:29:00
      Here tis by hyzenthlay2003-05-09 19:55:11
  Whatever you do, DON'T CRASH! by Naruki2003-05-09 11:19:53
    Uh . . . by mmell2003-05-09 13:32:09
      im talking about by fireballmatt2003-05-09 14:43:41
Do any UK or other UFies know why Eddie Izzard by NOLAWitch2003-05-09 10:27:52
  You're covered in bees!!!! by Stavros2003-05-09 11:13:08
  Yes... by rapido752006-11-19 12:55:59
  He utterly detests being recorded. by McNutcase2003-05-09 10:32:04
    Well, isn't he a pain in the bum? by NOLAWitch2003-05-09 10:35:25
      Only to his close friends. by Naruki2003-05-09 10:40:30
        Lets keep things straight here... by webishop2003-05-09 12:32:44
          Or in Eddie's words... by nin_man2003-05-09 12:57:53
        I wasn't aware that that mattered... by McNutcase2003-05-09 10:43:10
          Exactly... by rapido752003-05-09 19:34:47
        'es not gay! by daisygeek2003-05-09 10:42:19
          He's not married... by rapido752003-05-09 19:33:41
          The funny thing is that I read your last by Naruki2003-05-09 10:47:42
      is Google not your friend then? by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
program recomendation needed by OzanBABA2003-05-09 10:24:18
  man mkisofs by Arienadean2003-05-09 10:37:28
    checking... (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 10:40:33
      nothing found :( (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 10:55:55
        well it's part of cdrtools (here are some links) by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
          i bookmarked it, too (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 13:00:39
          u are the #1 UFie :) (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 12:45:45
  for the second question... by McNutcase2003-05-09 10:29:28
  program recomendation needed by zipstyle2003-05-09 10:29:16
    well, I'd recommend... by McNutcase2003-05-09 10:30:43
      let's pass iso thing okey (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 10:33:47
Awesome! by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 10:10:30
  Awesome Rube Goldberg device by Slamlander2003-05-09 10:47:35
    nonononono... by McNutcase2003-05-09 10:49:50
      no. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-05-09 10:50:50
        Sad, but too troo... (n/t) by webishop2003-05-09 12:16:31
  Don't you post this everyday? (n/t) by myke2003-05-09 10:20:31
    uhh..no. by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 10:23:43
      well SOMEONE does... (n/t) by McNutcase2003-05-09 10:33:23
  it has been, once, but yeah - by cybergeek2003-05-09 10:14:32
    It's been posted at least twice before actually by Nea2003-05-09 10:53:59
      oops by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 11:11:17
        No complaints here. by YakkoWarner2003-05-09 12:03:24
        Not a problem by Nea2003-05-09 11:41:19
  You might want to learn the simple way by Naruki2003-05-09 10:14:17
    Naruki, what is wrong with you by Spisefisken2003-05-09 10:25:08
      yeah, i didn't wanna say anything, but... by cybergeek2003-05-09 10:33:37
        Y'know, that assumption's about as bad as the by adiplomat2003-05-09 10:40:28
          I thought I WAS being mean. by Naruki2003-05-09 10:41:58
            It's the thought that counts, Naruki by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 10:43:16
            Read Ozan's comment, if you want to by adiplomat2003-05-09 10:43:06
        i think it (Naruki) starts to be like SaleGamini by OzanBABA2003-05-09 10:36:08
          Ah, but the real question is: by SaleGamine2003-05-09 11:44:51
            You've already beaten my posting record. by Naruki2003-05-09 12:07:42
              *Grin* by SaleGamine2003-05-09 12:20:31
    thanks by pseudoNIHM2003-05-09 10:22:12
    i'll do it for ya this time, though :) by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
Couple of funny quotes I've been meaning by Naruki2003-05-09 09:34:49
  Leno's getting lazy :) by hyzenthlay2003-05-09 12:21:19
  i tis a good thing that by OzanBABA2003-05-09 10:13:03
  A joke my teacher told us... by krupa2003-05-09 10:10:15
    *grin* by cybergeek2003-05-09 10:16:45
    He he he. by Naruki2003-05-09 10:12:29
      I'll apologize for anthing I want! by krupa2003-05-09 10:18:02
  eh by cybergeek2003-05-09 09:38:07
    "The President is an idiot" by dire_lobo2003-05-09 10:34:20
    Well, the man just keeps on doing by adiplomat2003-05-09 09:40:59
      Unpopular? by subbywan2003-05-09 09:44:27
        That depends on the poll by consul 8802003-05-09 11:14:17
          yep. by subbywan2003-05-09 11:16:15
        My dubious morals and taste are by dire_lobo2003-05-09 10:41:29
        Give it up, Subbywan. by LurkerMo2003-05-09 10:17:31
          Anyone dumb enough by subbywan2003-05-09 10:38:34
            MY opinions ARE fact... by dire_lobo2003-05-09 10:55:26
              Whatever you're smoking, please share. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-05-09 10:56:27
                I'll take 20 lbs, please! (n/t) by subbywan2003-05-09 10:59:23
            *Darwinizes subbywan* by Naruki2003-05-09 10:45:37
              Never said they were facts by subbywan2003-05-09 10:52:39
                ""fact" is generally only popular opinion." by adiplomat2003-05-09 16:33:38
                  Consider what most people called "facts" by subbywan2003-05-09 16:54:08
                    I'll agree with you by LionsPhil2003-05-09 17:03:40
                      If he DOES mean what you said, then subby by adiplomat2003-05-09 17:42:13
                        It's not my fault you don't understand it by subbywan2003-05-09 17:53:21
                          Because you never SAY anything concrete. by adiplomat2003-05-09 18:04:56
                            *nods* read that, and thanks by subbywan2003-05-09 18:19:14
                              DIP!!! re-read what sub wrote... by ahbtbone2003-05-09 18:34:29
                                Not a disclaimer, a statement of opinion. by adiplomat2003-05-09 23:57:37
                  Thank you. by Naruki2003-05-09 16:35:36
                SO... you are lying? by Naruki2003-05-09 11:02:31
                  Your interpretations are your business by subbywan2003-05-09 11:09:26
                    The simple answer: by Naruki2003-05-09 11:27:22
                      oh? by subbywan2003-05-09 11:33:46
                        No, dumbass, I didn't "assume". by Naruki2003-05-09 11:36:41
                          really? by subbywan2003-05-09 11:42:19
                            If it stayed in your mind... by Naruki2003-05-09 11:46:17
                              Wow ... A legend in your own mind :) by subbywan2003-05-09 12:00:42
                                I'm just going to take potshots at you. by Naruki2003-05-09 12:09:30
                                Knock yourself out by subbywan2003-05-09 12:13:26
                                Not the point, oh all knowing one. by Naruki2003-05-09 12:49:22
                                Why attack at all? by SparkyR2003-05-09 13:13:14
                                Weren't you paying attention? At all? by Naruki2003-05-09 13:42:06
                                See? by SparkyR2003-05-09 14:10:21
                                Not really. by Naruki2003-05-09 14:27:46
                                Of course I have to lean by SparkyR2003-05-09 15:44:54
                                Typical. by Naruki2003-05-09 15:51:24
                                You all need to cut down the insults. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 16:05:10
                                Not entirely. by Naruki2003-05-09 16:08:49
                                OK! The submissions (Thank God) appear to by adiplomat2003-05-09 17:35:41
                                A day late, but that's okay. by Naruki2003-05-10 09:25:09
                                *clap clap clap clap* (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-09 19:37:25
                                Sparky, you're not going to win ;) by subbywan2003-05-09 14:48:08
                                Well, SparkyR? by Naruki2003-05-09 14:57:22
                                And don't you forget it :) by subbywan2003-05-09 12:59:03
        You'd have to prove that. by Naruki2003-05-09 09:47:52
          Polls by subbywan2003-05-09 09:49:33
            k, you probably fail cuz of by cybergeek2003-05-09 09:51:23
              Fully agreed by subbywan2003-05-09 09:53:54
            Do you have any of these polls in hand? by Naruki2003-05-09 09:51:19
              polls by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
                What do you know of the Nielson Ratings? by Naruki2003-05-09 11:32:37
                  It's a research group by subbywan2003-05-09 11:39:47
                    Very good regurgitation of facts. by Naruki2003-05-09 11:48:23
                      Figured you wouldn't argue with their facts by subbywan2003-05-09 11:56:35
              Aren't Nielsen Ratings by SparkyR2003-05-09 09:54:25
      so make it *topical* then. by cybergeek2003-05-09 09:41:55
        It IS topical. by Naruki2003-05-09 09:45:08
          what, did he choke on a treadmill now? (n/t) by cybergeek2003-05-09 09:50:02
            Just wait. You think that's funny now, but... by Naruki2003-05-09 09:52:24
              More likely to be drug to death by SparkyR2003-05-09 10:03:32
                You mean dragged unless you think he'll OD. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-05-09 10:14:28
                  I think it'd be drug... by SparkyR2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Gawd... biiiig list... by McNutcase2003-05-09 13:19:20
                  could be... by cybergeek2003-05-09 10:21:30
                  Maybe he tried to smoke it. by Naruki2003-05-09 10:17:01
              *smirk* (n/t) by cybergeek2003-05-09 09:53:46
    Don't read it if you don't like it. by Naruki2003-05-09 09:40:04
      true... by McNutcase2003-05-09 09:51:11
      unlikely... by cybergeek2003-05-09 09:41:12
        Did you just say you hear them every day? by Naruki2003-05-09 09:42:53
          nu (n/t) by cybergeek2003-05-09 09:43:51
You know I just wonder... by j.butterfly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm all right by human standards, I suppose... by IByte2003-05-09 12:30:54
  o boy (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 10:26:40
    I get the impression. by j.butterfly2003-05-09 11:40:34
  btw... by cybergeek2003-05-09 09:56:16
  LOL! NOW I know why I don't have a cat... :+) by adiplomat2003-05-09 09:43:08
    can't have one, I remember you saying that. by j.butterfly2003-05-09 09:53:36
    Usually the *other* synonym is used for that. by Naruki2003-05-09 09:48:47
  Once I was talking to our cat by techi8702003-05-09 09:34:45
    yep... by j.butterfly2003-05-09 09:40:01
  *groan* by cybergeek2003-05-09 09:30:33
    how come? by j.butterfly2003-05-09 09:33:09
      idk... by cybergeek2003-05-09 09:34:58
        :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-05-09 09:42:02
Invoke: Cisco_NetAdmins_Everywhere by LongFist2003-05-09 09:16:40
  A good combination... by TrapperJohn2003-05-09 10:05:49
    Thanks! I might just do that!! (n/t) by LongFist2003-05-09 13:40:57
  Another cheap tool -- MRTG by sysangel2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yes, the real deal! In addition ... by Slamlander2003-05-09 11:18:02
      I'm Confused --- by LongFist2003-05-09 13:40:16
        Yes, it'll only show transiting by Slamlander2003-05-09 15:34:00
  One word by Eric2003-05-09 09:30:47
  There are plenty of packet sniffers by radiowave9112003-05-09 09:28:39
  ethereal, tcpdump (n/t) by myke2003-05-09 09:22:03
There are 10 kinds of people in the world... by schneigl2003-05-09 09:12:42
  Those who know binary; by kahuana2003-05-09 09:40:21
    well, I'm reasonably fluent... by McNutcase2003-05-09 10:01:51
  01001001 by j.butterfly2003-05-09 09:32:38
    0x4f 0x68 0x20 0d44 0x65 0x61 0x72 by Vetitice2003-05-09 10:16:38
      101 156 144 040 157 143 164 141 154 077 012 by curly2003-05-09 10:54:05
        0x4f 0x4f 0x50 0x53 by Vetitice2003-05-09 12:02:09
  Ringing, dude! by adiplomat2003-05-09 09:14:49
    Yeah, I see that subject all over the place here. by skeegenin2003-05-09 10:13:18
      Just an opinion, Skeeg. I see this same joke by adiplomat2003-05-09 10:31:45
        Understood... by skeegenin2003-05-09 10:51:46
          Oh, crap. Apologies. by skeegenin2003-05-09 10:56:32
            About my post by majorg172003-05-09 11:21:38
              I could be wrong, but I believe that... by Naruki2003-05-09 11:38:08
                Yes, Naruki, you are right. by skeegenin2003-05-09 18:14:33
                  Thanks -> thank (n/t) by skeegenin2003-05-09 18:15:42
                    Obviously oblivious... by Naruki2003-05-10 09:27:34
        At least it's short ;-/ (n/t) by curly2003-05-09 10:39:24
          A good point. The shorthand is useful. by adiplomat2003-05-09 10:41:59
    OK, now that's getting old. by majorg172003-05-09 09:26:27
      I think that means it's doing its job. by SparkyR2003-05-09 09:48:45
    y'know, there's 10 kinds of....oh... by cybergeek2003-05-09 09:26:13
So, what's the downside to XM radio? by SparkyR2003-05-09 08:31:19
  For me, it's definitely the cost. by JPaganel2003-05-09 10:44:31
    Now *that's* a drawback. by SparkyR2003-05-09 12:40:15
      So hide it! by LongFist2006-11-19 12:55:59
  They have their own channels.... by rapido752003-05-09 09:50:03
  Second catch: USD$250 for the in-truck receiver. by Silvermoon822003-05-09 08:54:16
    Okay, aside from the money issue by SparkyR2003-05-09 09:32:06
  im pretty sure its the monthly fee (n/t) by sketcher2003-05-09 08:41:44
Style XP is the coolest program ever. by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What about nag screens? How long does the trial by adiplomat2003-05-09 09:13:47
    Nagging? by nin_man2003-05-09 09:16:55
      OK. Their FAQ mentioned nags, is why I was asking. (n/t) by adiplomat2003-05-09 09:38:52
        None so far. by nin_man2003-05-09 09:41:58
          You don't know how difficult leaving that by adiplomat2003-05-09 09:45:24
            You know you wanna. (n/t) by nin_man2003-05-09 09:49:17
  i don't think so (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 09:01:01
  Welcome to the modding scene - Deskmod.com (n/t) by greyhat2003-05-09 09:00:46
    But I don't want to change it again. by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
  eh by sketcher2003-05-09 08:39:40
    I like XP quite a bit. by nin_man2003-05-09 08:43:19
      and turning off the fluff doesnt do it for ya? by sketcher2003-05-09 08:47:14
        Why would I want to do that? by nin_man2003-05-09 08:50:47
          Good users by JohnRyan2003-05-09 08:51:50
            right... by sketcher2003-05-09 09:01:58
  ever tried LiteSTEP? (n/t) by fireballmatt2003-05-09 08:35:12
    Briefly. Didn't like it much. by Silvermoon822003-05-09 08:56:18
    Yeah, I hated it. by nin_man2003-05-09 08:41:35
      ah...i had the same trouble by fireballmatt2003-05-09 08:49:24
    I guess not. by JohnRyan2003-05-09 08:39:08
Looks around quizzically by Funky_Monkey2003-05-09 08:06:18
  I think it's Beetlejuice. by Naruki2003-05-09 08:54:31
    Actually, by JPaganel2003-05-09 10:45:56
    Who? (n/t) by nin_man2003-05-09 09:05:20
  Hastur will appear before you... by splat_ed2003-05-09 08:18:29
    actually, that's four and a half times, by cybergeek2003-05-09 09:28:10
    Too late. by JohnRyan2003-05-09 08:19:21
      You have no chance to survive. by z1root2003-05-09 08:20:18
      *runs gibbering from the room* by splat_ed2003-05-09 08:20:11
        Hm... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 08:22:01
inittab? Where are ya dude? by mikosullivan2003-05-09 08:05:18
  Turns out... by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  in /etc, usually... by Vogon2003-05-09 08:56:38
Done with my second year of college! by Caroljoy2003-05-09 08:01:38
  congo-rats! by fireballmatt2003-05-09 08:50:51
OK... I have an mbox file full of saved messages by i_am_pi2003-05-09 07:47:21
  Ahh. by i_am_pi2003-05-09 08:52:24
    very interesting metaphor by fireballmatt2003-05-09 08:53:58
      Yep. Sucks... (n/t) by i_am_pi2003-05-09 09:27:21
  Import to.. by JohnRyan2003-05-09 07:50:39
    errrr by i_am_pi2003-05-09 08:10:56
      Should have mentioned that! by JohnRyan2003-05-09 08:20:17
A riddle, to amuse y'all while I job hunt. by adiplomat2003-05-09 07:46:21
  SPOILER! by McNutcase2003-05-09 07:48:25
    Too many clues, right? Oh, well... (n/t) by adiplomat2003-05-09 09:06:34
      nah, I just like Shirley Bassey... (n/t) by McNutcase2003-05-09 09:53:19
crud, I need a new CD wallet by McNutcase2003-05-09 07:44:09
  Just got a 300+ one... by DireEyez2003-05-09 15:47:02
  Hrm, do you live in BC? by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 09:08:34
    shipping'd hurt a bit to the UK though (n/t) by McNutcase2003-05-09 09:53:45
hooray! by sketcher2003-05-09 07:27:58
  sounds like my GPS by techi8702003-05-09 07:36:30
    heh, well... by sketcher2003-05-09 07:44:47
      Linux and MacOS both speak SMB, by Silvermoon822003-05-09 09:08:31
      Get hub or switch... by McNutcase2003-05-09 07:47:07
oh man by sketcher2003-05-09 07:15:13
  That's actually... by Ravenlock2003-05-09 07:31:56
    huh... by sketcher2003-05-09 07:33:22
Attn('Female single Ufies') by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wow... by rapido752003-05-09 11:07:47
  I've seen ads like this before... by j.butterfly2003-05-09 09:38:50
  *ponders* I think I _just_ dumped him... ;) by wisteria4562003-05-09 08:42:53
    What did the cannibal do after dumping his ex? by Naruki2003-05-09 08:55:44
      *GROAN* by fireballmatt2003-05-09 09:03:42
  shoud i sell myself in ebay, too (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 07:13:37
    Well, he's had 23 bids by Listicath2003-05-09 09:16:39
      Ł101 actually. by Tomo2003-05-09 09:29:09
        i'm gonna do this :))))))) (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 12:51:32
  A/S/L!!! by Naruki2003-05-09 06:43:56
    LOLOLOLOLOL? by Spisefisken2003-05-09 06:47:23
      It's AOLish. by Naruki2003-05-09 06:52:13
        I guess it is good I have never tried AOL by Spisefisken2003-05-09 06:59:32
          "Friends don't let friends use AOL." by kahuana2003-05-09 09:22:47
            Wouldn't by MikeCDN2003-05-09 09:26:52
              Perhaps. by kahuana2003-05-09 09:35:15
          More than a few by filefrog2003-05-09 07:07:45
      It's what happens by LionsPhil2003-05-09 06:50:45
        I always thought it was by fireballmatt2003-05-09 08:34:30
        heh... we have an Admin who's by dire_lobo2003-05-09 07:22:37
          white out? by maceogan2003-05-09 07:38:09
            I guess I'm not a very good one.... by dire_lobo2003-05-09 08:08:57
              "editign" is definitely Czechoslovakian. (n/t) by maceogan2003-05-09 11:26:04
              This just in! by dire_lobo2003-05-09 08:12:15
                i like that too! by fireballmatt2003-05-09 08:48:34
            well quite... by McNutcase2003-05-09 07:39:19
          It's not recursive, though! It's clearly iterative (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-09 07:25:46
      I am also your friend by AdMan2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Didn't give anything by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
The Iraq pie is cut. by SparkyR2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey! Cut them some slack! by kahuana2003-05-09 09:28:20
  Hunh. Nobody blinked at "occupation"? by SparkyR2003-05-09 08:49:43
    That would be a sight to see... by Naruki2003-05-09 08:57:40
      Really? by SparkyR2003-05-09 10:18:29
        I'm not sure what you were talking about... by Naruki2003-05-09 10:51:26
      This come as no surprise. by Tomo2003-05-09 09:09:17
  ... well ... by rottweiler2003-05-09 06:43:52
    Maybe Canada can help them... by SparkyR2003-05-09 06:55:29
      heh ... none here ... by rottweiler2003-05-09 09:07:22
    Special forces? by Naruki2003-05-09 06:45:47
JobCenter Daily reminder post! by JobCenter2006-11-19 12:55:59
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2003-05-09 05:58:45
  WANTED: Mountain Bike by Animefreak2003-05-09 13:23:41
Illiad's drawing skills ... by inspector22112003-05-09 05:45:10
  Actually, I was wondering... by YakkoWarner2003-05-09 12:31:59
    Awhile back... by DireEyez2003-05-09 15:43:38
  Hm... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 05:51:24
Who wants to name my new baby? by nin_man2003-05-09 05:40:29
  Sally it is, then. by nin_man2003-05-09 07:45:08
    Sissy i meant Sally by OzanBABA2003-05-09 09:03:43
    I'm sure nin_girlfriend will just LOVE the... by Naruki2003-05-09 08:42:24
      Shhhh. by nin_man2003-05-09 08:44:00
    Mustang Sally by plblark2003-05-09 07:48:48
  You could call it the same thing I call my mustang by dire_lobo2003-05-09 07:41:08
    but that's probably a little long. by dire_lobo2003-05-09 07:45:01
    Funny. That's what I called my first car. by nin_man2003-05-09 07:43:46
  what abaut Gezgin ?? by OzanBABA2003-05-09 07:37:05
    I know you hate English... by nin_man2003-05-09 07:39:55
      pronounce it sa it writen (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 07:41:57
  Hmm! by Apfel2003-05-09 07:28:12
    Those aren't very pretty, you know. by nin_man2003-05-09 07:38:31
  Edana by EvilTwinSkippy2003-05-09 06:58:53
  Nosmo King by EvilTwinSkippy2003-05-09 06:49:24
    Darn skippy, Nosmo King. by nin_man2003-05-09 06:52:32
  Sleek Angelique (n/t) by plblark2003-05-09 06:42:25
  No one's suggested "Sally?" by ktownson2003-05-09 06:35:35
    Respect your elders, Sonny(?)! by adiplomat2003-05-09 06:41:08
    Oh, well. Duh! by nin_man2003-05-09 06:41:03
  Just remove the T from her name. by Naruki2003-05-09 06:27:15
    You know, you had me confused. by nin_man2003-05-09 06:38:08
    Shark? by Avium2003-05-09 06:30:28
      Oh, MUCH less FYOS-safe! :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2003-05-09 06:35:25
        But quite FYOSP. by Naruki2003-05-09 06:38:19
    Hissss! Booooo! (Wish I'd thought of it!) (n/t) by adiplomat2003-05-09 06:28:52
  Hey! Is Crash_ going to be allowed by adiplomat2003-05-09 06:16:27
    You did it! by nin_man2003-05-09 06:18:53
      Have you ever driven the wrong way up a one way... by Avium2003-05-09 06:21:46
        Hasn't everyone? by nin_man2003-05-09 06:24:02
  How about Jessica... by syren2003-05-09 06:03:19
    And if only it were red... by nin_man2003-05-09 06:07:31
  Oh, boy, have I gotta name! by Adiplomat2003-05-09 05:54:24
    Is this a "Godzilla vs Bambi" reference? by shrapnel2003-05-09 08:45:32
      Um.... Yes. (n/t) by adiplomat2003-05-09 09:20:26
    We missed perhaps the MOST obvious... by adiplomat2003-05-09 06:56:12
      Dammit, dippy! by nin_man2003-05-09 06:57:21
        YAY! (n/t) by adiplomat2003-05-09 06:58:17
    Oh, if only it were green. by nin_man2003-05-09 06:04:57
      Especially since it appeared about the by adiplomat2003-05-09 06:06:46
        Hahahaha by nin_man2003-05-09 06:08:51
          someone should do something about those by sketcher2003-05-09 06:33:37
      It's got a high-pitch scream? by Avium2003-05-09 06:06:16
        i cant think of any engine... by sketcher2003-05-09 06:30:38
          if I rember right, I saw a show by jeaux bleaux2003-05-09 08:07:56
            wow by sketcher2003-05-09 08:14:18
    In keeping with my "old cinema" theme... by Adiplomat2003-05-09 05:56:19
      But nin_man isn't from Dallas. by Avium2003-05-09 05:58:47
        There goes Avium, folks! Watch his trip by Adiplomat2003-05-09 06:02:51
          Alright...Here we go! by Avium2003-05-09 06:04:53
            My name is Seka... by Naruki2003-05-09 06:41:52
  OK; let's see by ideur2003-05-09 05:53:14
    well, since its a mustang by sketcher2003-05-09 06:12:51
      Nah. It's not a Renault. ;) (n/t) by nin_man2003-05-09 06:15:07
    Well, as far as great horses go, ever see by adiplomat2003-05-09 06:10:56
    I like it! by nin_man2003-05-09 06:05:59
    exactly ;) by sketcher2003-05-09 06:00:23
      clickies by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
        That car... by nin_man2003-05-09 06:14:25
          you mean the messenger or the mustang? by sketcher2003-05-09 06:18:14
            The Messenger. by nin_man2003-05-09 06:20:35
              yeah by sketcher2003-05-09 06:25:03
      I rather like this one. by nin_man2003-05-09 06:03:51
        hahaha by sketcher2003-05-09 06:10:29
  Flower. by Avium2003-05-09 05:50:08
    Okay, another guideline. by nin_man2003-05-09 06:02:31
      are you implying 'bambi' didnt? (n/t) by fireballmatt2003-05-09 08:55:08
        Yes. by nin_man2003-05-09 09:06:39
          Can you even imagine a stripper by Naruki2003-05-09 09:38:25
            Yes, but only if her name... by nin_man2003-05-09 11:36:12
            Seen Diamonds are Forever? by adiplomat2003-05-09 09:51:03
  Bunny? by migiizis2003-05-09 05:45:45
  how about by sketcher2003-05-09 05:42:16
Hooray LotD. by Ravenlock2003-05-09 05:30:18
  17540 level 6. by taIon2003-05-09 16:32:56
  26850 - Level 8 by kinslay3r2003-05-09 09:42:41
  Level 7, 20180 by Tomo2003-05-09 09:38:59
    bouncing it off the walls makes it fun too by kinslay3r2003-05-09 11:36:53
    Level 7, 23105 by Tomo2003-05-09 09:44:26
  Level 7, 20845 by Argos2003-05-09 09:22:24
    More hits per point = less bonus. by majorg172003-05-09 09:27:55
  Level 9, 27805 (n/t) by majorg172003-05-09 08:04:20
  Level 5. 10650. by Avium2003-05-09 05:47:22
1 more down 2 to go by Spisefisken2003-05-09 05:13:48
  The latter. by JohnRyan2003-05-09 05:24:57
    They don't make sounds by Spisefisken2003-05-09 05:26:54
      hm... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 05:28:26
Last day of school! by myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
I'm bored. by JohnRyan2003-05-09 04:34:15
  then read my ONQs (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 04:37:00
    Thanks, but... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 04:39:35
      hehehe by OzanBABA2003-05-09 04:44:57
        That was a rather good pun. by Vetitice2003-05-09 11:01:20
        Great. by JohnRyan2003-05-09 04:46:36
          that's not because everyone in c++ by OzanBABA2003-05-09 04:51:01
            Well... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 04:52:43
              <Deleted><Deleted>2003-05-09 04:55:04
                Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2003-05-09 08:49:06
                sorry :) (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 04:55:46
              good point and by OzanBABA2003-05-09 04:55:04
                But for everything important, by JohnRyan2003-05-09 04:57:13
                  like our life by OzanBABA2003-05-09 04:59:25
So how good are you? by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Level 22, 56000 by Spoo2003-05-09 12:23:34
  Level 9, 20430... (n/t) by shrapnel2003-05-09 09:02:59
  Level 9, score 18970 by richllleeds2003-05-09 08:39:25
    Sorry, but by majorg172006-11-19 12:55:59
  Don't you think that ... by chrisP2003-05-09 04:57:08
    How come? by Spisefisken2003-05-09 05:01:31
      But they are so cute ... by chrisP2003-05-09 05:04:40
  Level = 9, Score = 18270 (n/t) by majorg172003-05-09 04:56:42
  Level = 9, Score = 27805 (n/t) by majorg172003-05-09 04:52:19
    Oops, wrong game -- sorry (n/t) by majorg172003-05-09 04:53:13
/me walks in, looks around, SCREAMS, by sir lox elroy2003-05-09 04:06:05
  *looks at running one by OzanBABA2003-05-09 04:12:08
    *stumbles off to the break room* by rottweiler2003-05-09 06:36:30
  *pounces her neighbor from the shadows* by zona2003-05-09 04:11:03
    Eah, I'm here, Horriblly Depressed with work by sir lox elroy2003-05-09 04:18:00
  *scribbles_on_killboard* by JohnRyan2003-05-09 04:09:50
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Every letter except R is represented (N/T) by Air Hadoken2003-05-09 12:18:05
ONQ (for lovers) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 03:12:22
Invoke iampi by random_c2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I am infitiny. Fear me. (n/t) by Aeirould2003-05-09 17:51:24
  Yay! I'm an imaginary number! I don't exist! (n/t) by SouthpawPL2003-05-09 11:15:04
  Interesting by Egaeus2003-05-09 09:53:27
  I am Nothing: '0' (n/t) by tiberias2003-05-09 09:44:58
  I'm evil. by shadowclaw2003-05-09 09:32:36
  I'm e, I go with the flow by Spiff2003-05-09 09:03:28
  I am the number 2. I am friendly. by cural2003-05-09 08:20:57
  i am Pİ by OzanBABA2003-05-09 05:04:59
  I am an imaginary number '1i' (n/t) by stray_02003-05-09 05:04:44
  I = i = IByte by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *Bites IByte* by chrisP2003-05-09 02:59:18
      You'll have to try harder... by IByte2003-05-09 03:02:26
        But ... by chrisP2003-05-09 03:05:11
          You know the expression by IByte2003-05-09 03:17:06
            You won't dar ... *thwack* by chrisP2003-05-09 03:48:28
              See? (n/t) by IByte2003-05-09 05:07:44
  I am pi !?! *scratches head* (n/t) by chrisP2003-05-09 02:56:55
  I am a natural number 'e' by syren2003-05-09 02:46:08
    'e' isn't a natural number. by LionsPhil2003-05-09 02:58:37
      'e' is the natural logarithm base. (n/t) by mwq2003-05-09 04:47:53
      'e'... is the magic number... by McNutcase2003-05-09 03:15:43
        Bingo! Found it! by McNutcase2003-05-09 03:22:29
  My result: by Famanoran2003-05-09 02:35:19
    *sings* "1 is the loneliest number..." (n/t) by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 02:37:27
      "2 can be as bad as 1, it's the loneliest number by Spiff2003-05-09 09:02:03
  I am by JohnRyan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Mwuhahahahaaa! by LionsPhil2003-05-09 02:24:08
    I'm fairly certain I wuld've had a good chance by DireEyez2003-05-09 02:56:36
      it does in Opera by McNutcase2003-05-09 03:10:33
        Well... by DireEyez2003-05-09 03:26:28
          You are x... (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-05-09 03:40:21
            n/t X is good by DireEyez2003-05-09 04:51:11
  2 warnings: by Freakazoid2003-05-09 02:23:00
  I'm an imaginary number...LOL! (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 02:14:55
    Same here... non-existence...oooh... (n/t) by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 02:24:32
      Me too... by dopple2003-05-09 02:55:02
From now on... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 01:55:51
  Okay, so will I. You GiT!! by SouthpawPL2003-05-09 11:10:34
  hmmmm ... by Stacato2003-05-09 02:46:13
    Current status: by JohnRyan2003-05-09 02:57:06
      Why Qt? by McNutcase2003-05-09 03:29:44
        It's understandable to me. by JohnRyan2003-05-09 03:35:23
          perhaps that's the thing... by McNutcase2003-05-09 03:40:42
            You don't need an excuse... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 03:43:40
              well, the sensible option... by McNutcase2003-05-09 03:47:56
                Yeppers... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 03:51:59
                  isn't there a GTK+ for windows aswell ??? by Stacato2003-05-09 04:54:46
                    Hm... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 04:58:56
                      try this then by Stacato2003-05-09 05:10:14
                        off it goes... (n/t) by JohnRyan2003-05-09 05:13:25
                          ok, am i completely freakin blind by Stacato2003-05-09 06:14:33
                            When you are on the project page... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 06:17:02
                              nope, sure don't see that (n/t) by Stacato2003-05-09 06:55:07
                                Now, that should work! by JohnRyan2003-05-09 06:56:55
                                registered by stacato2003-05-09 10:40:32
      well, here is my linky by Stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Try a diary entry... (n/t) by JohnRyan2003-05-09 03:08:21
          allright, works now ... by Stacato2003-05-09 03:15:49
            mail's sent (n/t) by JohnRyan2003-05-09 03:22:31
              didn't get one by Stacato2003-05-09 05:02:48
      I'd love to see that working. by chrisP2003-05-09 03:02:58
  i'll check it out. by Stacato2003-05-09 02:27:43
    ehm, don't find it by Stacato2003-05-09 02:33:09
      Click here by JohnRyan2006-11-19 12:55:59
        thanx. so who is who ? by Stacato2003-05-09 02:41:36
          Two developers... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 02:50:56
  Really? by zona2003-05-09 02:08:37
    Char Gen: by JohnRyan2003-05-09 02:19:20
      *grin* by zona2003-05-09 02:27:55
        Hehe, by JohnRyan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Shadowrun??? by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 01:57:05
    Maybe... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 02:00:46
      I'd rather be able to not have to wait days by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 02:05:09
        No Prob. by JohnRyan2003-05-09 02:07:14
          If only I had time to read the books and such ;) by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 02:22:01
            Yah...we tormented our GM. by zona2003-05-09 04:07:35
            Yeah... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 02:28:58
              Cannot find server. Whoops. (n/t) by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 02:35:17
                Not active yet. by JohnRyan2003-05-09 02:36:50
                  Yeah yeah I'm impatient... by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 02:38:26
                    Hm... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 02:53:48
          Welcome to... by ParityBit2003-05-09 02:19:40
            This weekend by splat_ed2003-05-09 02:58:45
              LOL (n/t) by JohnRyan2003-05-09 03:01:38
            I am not paranoid. by JohnRyan2003-05-09 02:36:13
              Very good Citizen... by ParityBit2003-05-09 02:41:11
                Oh boy... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 02:52:41
                  let me guess... by ParityBit2003-05-09 03:17:22
                    Nope... by JohnRyan2003-05-09 03:20:51
Update on allie`1 from MIRC by allie12003-05-09 01:34:09
  Keep safe, and take care!! (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-05-09 03:41:32
  mIRC is a client. by random_c2003-05-09 01:48:59
    Someone should make an mIRC server by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 01:50:11
      Suggest it to Khaled. ;) by random_c2003-05-09 01:59:35
        Actually I was thinking the same thing by IByte2003-05-09 02:49:50
      Hmm.... by dopple2003-05-09 01:52:25
  Come home safe, we'll be waiting for ya (n/t) by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 01:41:07
Some people are REALLY annoying! by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 01:27:10
  So your G/F is comfortable with Linux? by LurkerMo2003-05-09 09:32:54
    hehehe...umm....no comment (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 12:22:43
  Good luck. by Silvermoon822003-05-09 08:51:54
  agree, but.... by schwing12003-05-09 06:29:27
  Let her Buy the cloverdale computer by Dok2003-05-09 06:17:23
  may the tao be with you by OzanBABA2003-05-09 04:10:29
  You forgot tech support costs by Slamlander2003-05-09 04:05:57
    But... by Jaz2003-05-09 05:53:59
  Ah yes... by random_c2003-05-09 01:58:01
    too true! by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 02:03:35
      Bah, you'll do something to upset them eventually! by random_c2003-05-09 02:13:17
        you're right....DEATH TO THE MORTALS! (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 02:15:27
  I've noticed... by DireEyez2003-05-09 01:32:34
    I checked comp specs for a friend of mine by ErniePi2003-05-09 02:29:25
      That is what I suggested to sis by Electric Storm2003-05-09 02:34:09
    "The more it costs, the better it must be" by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 01:34:18
      Ridiculous... by DireEyez2003-05-09 01:36:33
        Some places it *IS* worth it by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 01:52:40
          Have a sister who dropped ~$1500 by Electric Storm2003-05-09 02:28:24
            but they suck! by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 02:48:16
            LOL... that's rich by Freakazoid2003-05-09 02:32:37
              She isn't an idiot but.. by Electric Storm2003-05-09 02:36:04
Who is a UFIE & Private or Commercial Pilot? by BorgSquirrel2003-05-09 01:22:18
  I fly stunt kites :) (n/t) by Kickstart2003-05-09 12:27:51
First time computer is on in a week by toxin2003-05-09 01:06:32
  Hey! by Kickstart2003-05-09 12:28:39
  wellcome to home my friend (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 04:48:08
  What kind of external CD-RW?? by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 01:28:26
    Plextor by toxin2003-05-09 01:51:21
      ahh, plextor.... by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 02:09:01
      I enjoy my Plex ( internal ) by Electric Storm2003-05-09 01:58:39
        Reliability is more important than speed by toxin2003-05-09 02:03:23
          I'm a big fan of 12x and 16x by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 02:12:32
            What is sad is the blanks... by Electric Storm2003-05-09 02:39:35
              it's for the best, trust me by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 02:51:09
          BBBBrrrrrrrr! I like cold but that is by Electric Storm2003-05-09 02:10:11
Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! by petrus2003-05-09 01:03:13
  You called? by Hastur2003-05-09 01:47:27
    You are sure... by petrus2003-05-09 02:25:22
    Hastur has no diary!!! by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 01:48:56
      Bad Hastur! by dopple2003-05-09 02:15:54
        Clever Hastur by Hastur2003-05-09 03:03:16
          Exactly... by dopple2003-05-09 03:10:22
  *flees* (n/t) by Tomo2003-05-09 01:06:12
    you get flees??? (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 01:29:05
LOTD by DireEyez2003-05-09 00:44:38
  Level 8, 24810 (n/t) by Spoo2003-05-09 15:44:11
    Make that Level 8, 28410 by Spoo2003-05-09 17:33:44
  27845 level 8, first try. (n/t) by schwing12003-05-09 09:00:23
  No one else has said it yet.. by Silverelf2003-05-09 08:38:21
  Why do we need to know of your mutation? :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2003-05-09 06:01:47
    Well... by DireEyez2003-05-09 15:57:16
  Link or anything ?? by Cappadozius2003-05-09 05:59:46
    If you go to the Static page by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Level 7, 20367 pts by Jaz2003-05-09 05:40:16
    Invalid score by Spoo2003-05-09 16:07:38
  Level 7, 22085... by dopple2003-05-09 05:02:33
  Level = 9, Score = 27805 (n/t) by majorg172003-05-09 04:51:51
  a little too easy i think by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 02:10:52
    For More of a Challenge... by Grom422006-11-19 12:55:59
    Preferably non-SWF... by DireEyez2003-05-09 02:16:19
      true...but the ball by lord_dolphin2003-05-09 02:54:01
        Makes sense... by DireEyez2003-05-09 03:04:08
          Three differences between levels by Spoo2003-05-09 15:04:18
  I really, REALLY have to edit myself with this by toxin2003-05-09 01:56:34
    Yep.... by DireEyez2003-05-09 01:59:53
  I need to practise with my own version of it by Electric Storm2003-05-09 01:51:39
  It'd be much more fun... by DireEyez2003-05-09 01:00:36
    Agreed, but 17195 Lvl 6 was my score. (n/t) by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 02:04:26
Any Private Pilot UFies in the US? by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 00:28:44
  Here (Upper Michigan) by migiizis2003-05-09 05:09:37
  From by mirage2003-05-09 00:36:10
    What I'm seeing is dis... by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 00:42:33
      You could try part ownership by chromatix2003-05-09 01:05:05
      I would by mirage2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Was just talking about moving up to jets ;) by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 00:53:33
          If you want to go for the jets by ideur2003-05-09 01:07:04
            Been there... by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 01:11:22
          you will have to pay by Garath2003-05-09 01:03:50
            There's an aero club a few hours away by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 01:08:11
          I would by mirage2003-05-09 00:56:36
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by McNutcase2003-05-09 00:10:05
  Sphongled by Kickstart2003-05-09 09:59:22
    Unilorg by LongFist2003-05-09 13:32:45
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *swoops in and knocks at door with beak* by EdgarRaven2003-05-09 09:06:00
    No one who runs a system by Slamlander2003-05-09 12:04:55
      Got it cleaned up by bitflipper2003-05-09 14:34:11
  Morning all! TGIF and all that. by SparkyR2003-05-09 05:23:30
  Good morning! by Slamlander2003-05-09 04:08:39
    *Serves tea* by SaleGamine2003-05-09 04:13:11
      Always good by Slamlander2003-05-09 04:32:02
        Awful by SaleGamine2003-05-09 04:44:42
          Okay love, so do I. by Slamlander2003-05-09 04:47:25
  heat heat heat by OzanBABA2003-05-09 03:01:44
    seems to be by ParityBit2003-05-09 05:44:16
    don't know how hot... by old stoneface2003-05-09 04:01:17
      lucky b*stard (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-05-09 04:38:15
  Mornin' Jo by Radagast302003-05-09 02:04:59
  Good morning by afterburner2003-05-09 02:00:10
  Guten Morgen! by petrus2006-11-19 12:23:33
    guten morgen... by ParityBit2003-05-09 01:42:45
      Warum? by petrus2003-05-09 02:08:12
        nein muß man nicht.... by ParityBit2003-05-09 02:26:55
  Rebonjour! by Pic2003-05-09 01:14:13
  Morning all! by chrisP2003-05-09 01:11:52
  *sneak pounces the triplets* by zona2003-05-09 01:03:03
    *snuggles the triplet* by syren2003-05-09 01:18:58
      *grin* by zona2003-05-09 01:43:09
        Won't they quarintine Vampire squirels? (n/t) by Electric Storm2003-05-09 02:06:22
          My alternate animal form... by zona2003-05-09 02:10:14
            Sounds like me :) by Electric Storm2003-05-09 02:11:50
        Lol by syren2003-05-09 01:46:12
          'bout 3 weeks. by zona2003-05-09 02:09:38
  Good Morning! by syren2003-05-09 00:59:21
  *Scurries in* by TheNewt2003-05-09 00:34:52
  self service? by binabik2003-05-09 00:33:57
  Guten Morge, {{{Jo}}} by old stoneface2003-05-09 00:33:49
    {{{steini}}} by SaleGamine2003-05-09 00:38:57
  I'd be asleep right now if it wasn't for those... by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 00:29:36
    Do you have to drink them all? by SaleGamine2003-05-09 00:38:26
      Pizza! by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 00:43:19
    Almost forgot.. hi everyone :) by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 00:31:14
  good morning by ParityBit2003-05-09 00:17:44
    Hello! by SaleGamine2003-05-09 00:37:18
      hmm.... by ParityBit2003-05-09 01:23:06
  good morning to all... by scheuri2003-05-09 00:15:05
    I'm ok, although the evil daystarshine is back by SaleGamine2003-05-09 00:36:22
  Hello all! by Glum_Reaper2003-05-09 00:11:37
    *Tucks Glum_Reaper in nice quilt* by SaleGamine2003-05-09 00:28:35
ROFLOL... by dopple2003-05-09 00:04:44
  Maybe this will... by skeegenin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Now this is scary... by MenThal2003-05-09 12:45:50
  Read the FAQ by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
    links appear to be broken :-/ by packet-rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
      There's always this: by DireEyez2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yes, but.... by dopple2003-05-09 00:59:45
        The author... by DireEyez2003-05-09 01:02:22
          Oh? by dopple2003-05-09 01:06:08
            He wrote short stories... by DireEyez2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Thank you *very* much. by dopple2003-05-09 01:26:14
                Start with Best Of... by DireEyez2003-05-09 01:33:56
              Unfortunately... by DireEyez2003-05-09 01:20:17
      Well, poo by Nea2003-05-09 00:47:20
        There is... by jonas2006-11-19 12:55:59
          That's interesting... by dopple2003-05-09 02:10:01
            ERROR: The requestion URL could not be retrieved by mwq2003-05-09 05:05:51
              Have we killed it? by splat_ed2003-05-09 06:53:43
W00t! by Glum_Reaper2003-05-09 00:02:00
  Congratulations by Spisefisken2003-05-09 00:04:38
    Fair enough... I'll make myself comfortable... by Glum_Reaper2003-05-09 00:09:29
The UF Comment Board FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) by FAQ2006-11-19 12:55:59
Comment Board Trivia by count_02003-05-09 00:00:29
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Started writing three books, by skippy-ish_guy2003-05-09 19:18:21
  Hmmmm by Reddy2003-05-09 18:49:21
  Many things, like... by glenalec2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The only thing that could be considered artistic by JustnCase2003-05-09 14:21:45
  several things by Arienadean2003-05-09 09:46:05
  Guitar, poetry & song lyrics, by Silvermoon822003-05-09 09:04:45
  An animated .GIF. by kahuana2003-05-09 09:00:39
  Not Much by migiizis2003-05-09 07:56:28
  painting, pen&ink, mixed media... by rottweiler2003-05-09 06:39:40
  I have made a WONDERFUL contribution to by adiplomat2003-05-09 06:24:47
    Nyuk nyuk nyuk. You're gonna scream... by Naruki2003-05-09 06:36:05
      Yes, indeed... by adiplomat2003-05-09 06:50:52
        This brings up an interesting point. by Naruki2003-05-09 09:24:20
          A typical limerick scansion is this: by adiplomat2003-05-09 10:16:03
            Probably depends on your skill... by Naruki2003-05-09 10:58:14
              scansion *is* rhythm! by McNutcase2003-05-09 11:08:49
                Close... by Naruki2003-05-09 11:43:24
        that last line bit the big one by flatlander2003-05-09 08:25:27
          better. (n/t) by rottweiler2003-05-09 09:08:39
      ..... by Ravenlock2003-05-09 06:39:36
  Most recently, adapted The Princess Bride... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Lots and lots by flatlander2003-05-09 05:56:55
    YOU COMMIE NAZI RAGHEAD FROG! by Naruki2003-05-09 10:15:49
      <dubya>Tell them towelheads by flatlander2003-05-09 10:45:12
  I used to do linoleum and woodcut printing. by NOLAWitch2003-05-09 05:37:27
  Play keyboard... by cyrek2003-05-09 05:34:34
  loads of .psd's by sketcher2003-05-09 05:06:53
  X-Wing models, one UT skin, and GCSE art by SMcV2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Played tenor horn in a marching band (n/t) by splat_ed2003-05-09 03:08:50
  Played guitar in public... by McNutcase2003-05-09 03:01:25
  Played guitar in a band. by chrisP2003-05-09 02:58:14
  I am art... by Famanoran2003-05-09 02:40:31
  Failed GCSE art. (n/t) by random_c2003-05-09 02:00:33
  Fallen down by toxin2003-05-09 01:14:57
  *takes a breath* by zona2003-05-09 01:01:59
    If you're including that, then: by Tomo2003-05-09 01:05:40
      *Smile* Absolutely! by Ravenlock2003-05-09 06:03:31
        I just finished my Snake game! by Tomo2003-05-09 09:14:17
  Lighting design for Dracula Spectacula! by Tomo2003-05-09 01:01:34
  guitar...paintings (nothing professional)... by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nothing much by TheNewt2003-05-09 00:44:52
  Personally nothing, but Illiad's done TOO MUCH. by NuclearWinter2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Looks like someone trying to by SparkyR2003-05-09 05:20:46
      ugh by sketcher2003-05-09 05:40:51
    I still don't know what that is by Control2003-05-09 00:48:44
      <pecker> ITS THE PUBIC HAIR OF A STRIPPER! by sketcher2003-05-09 05:17:16
      I believe it is an exaggerated... by NuclearWinter2003-05-09 00:56:01
      It looks like a tooth... by DireEyez2003-05-09 00:50:03
        I see it as a cloeup of a zit by Spisefisken2003-05-09 00:54:40
          I see it as something by whybird2003-05-09 00:58:48
            ROFL :) (n/t) by sketcher2003-05-09 05:37:29
  dabbled in things ... by Linfalgamo2003-05-09 00:25:54
  Sung in a couple of bands. by whybird2003-05-09 00:15:33
    *LOL* by Spisefisken2003-05-09 00:41:39
  worked by mirage2003-05-09 00:08:37
  n/t nada by DireEyez2003-05-09 00:01:40
  i got up today.... by count_02003-05-09 00:01:20
  Does poetry count? by Spisefisken2003-05-09 00:01:08
    My (only) poem: by whybird2003-05-09 00:18:06
    I would think so.... :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-05-09 00:12:42
      Well then I have still only made by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Link isn't working. (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-05-09 03:43:58
          Sorry. Forgot there wasn't an .htm there by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Translations by intx2003-05-09 00:00:01
  Nederlands / Dutch by edokter2003-05-09 10:46:46
  deutsch/german by ipous2003-05-09 00:10:26

 

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