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Cartoon for Apr 01, 2003
Strip for Apr 01, 2003
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AAAAAAARRRRRGH!!! My comptuer died by Freakazoid2003-04-01 22:44:41
  Some things to try by nystran2003-04-02 07:15:11
    I do agree on the thermal thingie... by lcnessie2003-04-04 00:56:10
  Sound familiar... by JohnRyan2003-04-01 23:10:18
  I'm thinking that you need to get some new dice. by ag_wyvern2003-04-01 22:55:03
    i woulda much preferred by sketcher2003-04-01 23:03:53
  sounds like the mobo- any problems prior to this? (n/t) by sketcher2003-04-01 22:49:27
    No problems before this by Freakazoid2003-04-01 23:14:23
      damn, thats sucks by sketcher2003-04-01 23:18:22
        I've got a way of testing the CPU by Freakazoid2003-04-01 23:35:10
  That sucks, best of luck with it by Dazed2003-04-01 22:48:11
To hell with... by JohnRyan2003-04-01 22:40:41
is it a bad thing when... by sketcher2003-04-01 22:14:31
  I know how you feel. by geminidomino22003-04-02 20:16:40
  You know, I'm currently in a job kinda like that. by Arcanum2003-04-01 22:23:51
    im not much of a reader of bofh by sketcher2003-04-01 22:27:37
New BOFH by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
anyone here watch adult swim? by sketcher2003-04-01 21:40:32
  Just recently by geminidomino22003-04-02 19:52:35
  Trigun is pure genius. by bugarup2003-04-01 23:49:49
  Oh Crud... by DireEyez2003-04-01 22:14:13
    they showed a lot of banana splits today by sketcher2003-04-01 22:19:38
      Monkeys took over...it makes sense... by DireEyez2003-04-01 22:27:42
        no! dont do it!!! for the love of remaining sanity by sketcher2003-04-01 22:34:09
          Aeon Flux... by DireEyez2003-04-01 22:38:46
            Out Of Print...but eBay has some ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2003-04-01 22:41:37
          *grin* by sketcher2003-04-01 22:36:37
  well I no longer have cable.. but by other2003-04-01 22:02:36
    i have heard of an anime channel by sketcher2003-04-01 22:07:04
what exactly are gorms? (n/t) by sketcher2003-04-01 21:32:45
Poor Web Designer... by lord_dolphin2003-04-01 21:18:59
  There is a email online for it by Arienadean2003-04-01 22:40:45
  It's difficult sometimes to hunt down the right # by glitch2003-04-01 21:27:23
    sounds a bit too coincidental for coincidence by sketcher2003-04-01 21:36:07
      that sounds a bit sketchy.... (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-04-01 21:41:28
        why shouldnt it? (n/t) by sketcher2003-04-01 21:46:20
"Constitutional rights"? by Osama2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hmm by glitch2003-04-01 21:05:34
    The article is interesting though by glitch2003-04-01 21:23:00
I got 2 points on Putnam Exam ! ! ! by DennisMV2003-04-01 21:01:51
  Congratulations! by Route2003-04-01 22:27:33
    hehe thanks ! ! :) (n/t) by DennisMV2003-04-02 15:38:26
  I've got a Putnam exam on the floor here, by vyrus2003-04-01 21:29:56
  How many points were available? by Egaeus2003-04-01 21:11:02
    120 points hehe by DennisMV2003-04-01 21:15:27
      And you only score two? by Egaeus2003-04-01 21:31:43
        Well by DennisMV2003-04-01 21:40:37
          example? by Star Warrior2003-04-03 14:27:46
          hehe by Egaeus2003-04-01 21:44:25
            no by DennisMV2003-04-01 21:56:06
  Putnam exam? (n/t) by glitch2003-04-01 21:03:46
    Putnam Exam by DennisMV2003-04-01 21:12:44
      Ooh, that sounds fun... (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-03 08:48:39
      a maths contest? by Control2003-04-01 22:15:29
        Median by DennisMV2003-04-01 22:24:52
          Yeah exactly. (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-04-01 22:25:36
        This probably means the vast majority... by DaNutBall2003-04-01 22:22:49
      Yeah that would be called a "massocist" (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-04-01 21:15:13
        math, anyone ? by DennisMV2003-04-01 21:18:18
          lol by DaNutBall2003-04-01 21:23:23
            It would? by Egaeus2003-04-01 21:27:32
              It's a mystery ! by DennisMV2003-04-01 21:29:00
                eh... been about 18 months by DaNutBall2003-04-01 21:35:23
                  You'll have to forgive me by Egaeus2003-04-01 21:51:29
                  Even with subtracting the other side by DaNutBall2003-04-01 21:37:27
                    We were just wondering by Egaeus2003-04-01 21:41:57
                      Yes! I made it BIGGER! (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-04-01 21:56:46
                        I AMPLIFIED IT! by DaNutBall2003-04-01 21:57:17
                      what are we gonna do, Jim ? by DennisMV2003-04-01 21:44:30
                        Well...there's... by Egaeus2003-04-01 21:47:38
    *SCREAMS* by DaNutBall2003-04-01 21:11:19
Time To Go To Bed Thread. by adiplomat2003-04-01 20:53:17
  I'm a night owl - aka Night Time NOC Engineer by glitch2003-04-01 21:03:15
  In case no one guessed... GOOD NIGHT! by adiplomat2003-04-01 20:53:55
Speaking of wartime reporting... by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
  are you sure by themachine2003-04-01 20:48:35
  I'd still knock about 20% off those by adiplomat2003-04-01 20:37:44
    But bear in mind... by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 20:48:48
      I dont know by glitch2003-04-01 21:00:01
        I know by tumppu2003-04-01 22:20:43
    I believe this is the same guy by desertrat662003-04-01 20:42:43
      Just out of interest by vetitice2003-04-01 20:54:40
god I love perl by NedLudd2003-04-01 20:09:19
  Obfuscated C Program Of The Day :D by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 20:54:02
    use of an uninitialized variable: b on line 3 ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2003-04-01 22:21:20
      Nope... by alter3d2003-04-01 23:54:33
    Output of program and comments on PI by glitch2003-04-01 21:11:07
      I didn't write it by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Impossible ! by DennisMV2003-04-01 21:05:52
  You need Python. :) (n/t) by Route2003-04-01 20:11:38
    What does that look like? by myke2003-04-01 20:52:21
    I need a stiff drink (n/t) by NedLudd2003-04-01 20:20:14
      What would a stiff drink? by bitflipper2003-04-01 20:22:16
        Formaldehyde, of course. (n/t) by JobCenter2003-04-01 20:23:35
  Eschew obfuscation! (n/t) by bitflipper2003-04-01 20:11:33
Pentagon: n., PEN-ta.gon. 1. Military Spin Doctors by Illiad2003-04-01 19:52:43
  I feel wartime media is too littered with by DaNutBall2003-04-01 20:06:28
  And that's why I feel it's important by Llyr2003-04-01 19:55:38
    but is it good? by sketcher2003-04-01 23:13:45
    Eh. by Illiad2003-04-01 19:56:53
      But even then... by Llyr2003-04-01 20:04:57
        Sure...once it's approved by the Pentagon. (n/t) by Illiad2003-04-01 20:07:28
          didn't Geraldo get in trouble by desertrat662003-04-01 20:09:20
            Well, of course there should be limits... by Llyr2003-04-01 20:11:52
              woot! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 20:19:36
                Ta for those, btw :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-01 20:23:13
              BTW by desertrat662003-04-01 20:14:03
      as usual, Trudeau says it best.. by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Oh, great by Egaeus2003-04-01 20:50:31
TWWQS by Romnin2003-04-01 19:32:00
  We already have the ultimate overlord by bitflipper2003-04-01 19:41:31
    If we are picking overlords by Reddy2003-04-01 19:46:57
      An evil overlord that radiates cuteness... by Route2003-04-01 20:24:36
        Inoccuous, yet insidious by bitflipper2003-04-01 20:29:20
          Been there, done that. Take a look by JobCenter2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Queeg! Queeg! (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-01 19:36:06
What's funny about violence ? by DennisMV2003-04-01 19:24:13
  I've heard that humor is... by bitflipper2003-04-01 20:03:24
    ok, it makes more sense now by DennisMV2003-04-02 15:50:38
  Good-natured non-harming stuff... by rapido752006-11-19 12:55:59
    I do so! I know I'm centered on myself. by adiplomat2003-04-01 20:44:51
  Violence itself isn't funny... by Illiad2003-04-01 19:32:32
    this reminds me of by DennisMV2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It's part of humanity... by rapido752003-04-01 19:51:33
      Schadenfreude... by Ipous2003-04-01 21:33:07
  I ask that everytime by Reddy2003-04-01 19:31:19
    yeah.. by DennisMV2003-04-01 21:34:22
Gravitational Forcey Poo! by Liyr2003-04-01 19:17:44
  User Disabled by Nea2003-04-01 19:46:35
    What? No! This was my idea! by LLyr2003-04-01 19:50:33
      Hey Illiad, if Nea doesn't come back, by Llyr2003-04-01 19:56:29
        for goodness sake by Nea2003-04-01 19:59:11
          Sorry, just making sure. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-01 20:00:37
  Random incoherent garbage will get you nowhere... by Llyr2003-04-01 19:19:49
    Rick, Chocolately Ovaltine! by Liyr2003-04-01 19:26:35
      *wrestles remote away from my doppelganger* by Llyr2003-04-01 19:35:46
        *wrestles remote back* by Liyr2003-04-01 19:42:03
          Nooooo! by Llyr2003-04-01 19:45:50
            *runs to Llyr* by Liyr2003-04-01 19:59:54
              Good thing that Will kid has such bad aim. by Llyr2003-04-01 20:03:54
                *pulls up in rival bookmobile* by Liyr2003-04-01 20:12:56
                  *pulls up in third bookmobile* by Llyr2003-04-01 20:19:27
                    *picks up Tim Curry's wallet* by Nickface2003-04-01 20:26:12
                      Cheese it! You've been made! by Llyr2003-04-01 20:28:48
                Oh, my... A Monty Python soliloquy, methinks (n/t) by bitflipper2003-04-01 20:10:45
                  Nope, entirely original. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-01 20:12:22
                    Original, maybe... but your influences are showing by bitflipper2003-04-01 20:18:07
                      Hmm... by Llyr2003-04-01 20:24:22
Attention UFies! (Especially the unemployed ones) by JobCenter2003-04-01 18:55:17
  I think it's a great idea. by Route2003-04-01 19:21:01
    Your wish... Let me logout and log back in under by adiplomat2003-04-01 20:16:40
      Is my command... DONE! by JobCenter2003-04-01 20:22:24
    Seconded (n/t) by bitflipper2003-04-01 19:35:56
  Great idea, guy! by bitflipper2003-04-01 19:13:37
    Great! (n/t) by adiplomat2003-04-01 20:17:31
Download DHCPD? by cmantito2003-04-01 18:42:48
  What Mandrake version? by Avium2003-04-01 19:42:55
  Oops, dumb be, dhcpd not dhcpcd... by Freakazoid2003-04-01 18:51:55
  Mandrake and rpms ... by javeed2003-04-01 18:51:22
    Yup, still rpm based (n/t) by Freakazoid2003-04-01 18:52:41
  First, check /sbin by Freakazoid2003-04-01 18:48:54
  rpmfind.net... by javeed2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Perhaps here by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
Song Sought - And Found Finally! by javeed2003-04-01 18:36:23
Opinions sought by Kickstart2003-04-01 18:31:25
  need ideas? by ahbtbone2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm for it by bitflipper2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm game, that'd be fun (n/t) by NedLudd2003-04-01 18:43:31
  I would be game. (n/t) by slayer2003-04-01 18:40:00
    Grmph! Another missed shot (n/t) by bitflipper2003-04-01 19:17:36
  depends by Reddy2003-04-01 18:38:11
  Well, there's always that "jackbooted thug" by adiplomat2003-04-01 18:36:56
    "debugged"? How'd THAT get there! by adiplomat2003-04-01 18:38:55
      I think we have by Reddy2003-04-01 18:41:16
  I think there's enough of those going around. by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 18:34:35
  All of the above... (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-01 18:33:51
    ... Oh, and I'm game (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-01 18:54:01
      *BANG!* by bitflipper2003-04-01 19:16:18
        I'm not very lean... :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-01 19:21:18
          That's O-Kay by me by bitflipper2003-04-01 19:35:13
  Based on the categories listed... by Naruki2003-04-01 18:32:19
who's arthur? by themachine2003-04-01 18:17:24
  See below by surgo2003-04-01 18:29:13
    thanks (n/t) by themachine2003-04-01 20:46:06
Sweet April Fools Day joke! by NedLudd2003-04-01 18:10:46
  ROFL! by bitflipper2003-04-01 19:37:37
Hey Illiad... by krupa2003-04-01 18:03:01
Wierd day! by JustnCase2003-04-01 17:54:08
  Weird Spelling (n/t) by flatlander2003-04-01 18:35:22
    I do that a lot. :( (n/t) by JustnCase2003-04-01 18:41:22
  I thought the european way was 2003/04/01 by Freakazoid2003-04-01 18:03:58
    Nope, that's the PHP format, IIRC (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-01 18:06:31
      Yup. by bitflipper2003-04-01 20:20:50
oh and by ashyraine2003-04-01 17:06:41
  My grandfather, too. by Silvermoon822003-04-01 17:39:38
Win2K Pro question by pseudoNIHM2003-04-01 17:02:08
  Use a System Policy (n/t) by bitflipper2003-04-01 20:06:01
What a April fools joke by imrambi2003-04-01 16:47:09
  <sympathy> by bitflipper2003-04-01 20:24:37
ATTN: KoC players by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 16:31:16
  Yeah... he was disabled... by LeiraHoward2003-04-01 22:45:52
  Hmmm, he still shows up as Seidaku's officer by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 16:33:30
    He's got more gold, now. by Naruki2003-04-01 16:49:52
Lessa, I answered. Please look if you're by Adiplomat2003-04-01 16:19:34
for anyone who wanted to know by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cool by Reddy2003-04-01 18:32:31
  Did I read that right? by krupa2003-04-01 18:06:02
    Is he smart enough? I mean with "brilliant" by adiplomat2003-04-01 18:31:06
  Try not to hack the equipment. :+) by Adiplomat2003-04-01 16:21:24
C question by mhiper32003-04-01 15:52:03
  Another update: by mhiper32003-04-01 16:55:10
    Yep. by gblues2003-04-01 22:06:50
  You can't fclose() a file twice. by gblues2003-04-01 16:34:40
    I must improve my writing by mhiper32003-04-01 16:40:08
  Err... by wheresthefish2003-04-01 16:30:50
    Better explanation: by mhiper32003-04-01 16:36:45
  Update by mhiper32003-04-01 16:24:22
  order of events by leibold2003-04-01 16:24:03
    Already done that by mhiper32003-04-01 16:29:36
Interesting accidental mix by Route2003-04-01 15:18:19
  *g* by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 17:14:14
    Wonders... by Ipous2003-04-01 21:54:10
      I'll give you massive attack.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 22:42:44
  Alien Crossfire as in Alpha Centauri? (n/t) by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 16:21:39
    Yes. Alpha Centauri rules. (n/t) by Route2003-04-01 20:18:30
question about the Java class library by surgo2003-04-01 15:13:34
  Lists by imrambi2003-04-01 17:18:12
    They all implement the List interface though by surgo2003-04-01 17:37:31
      Non-Java-Programmer here, but... by Silvermoon822003-04-01 17:48:05
        Both of the classes can expand by surgo2003-04-01 18:14:38
          s/Foo()/ArrayList()/ (n/t) by surgo2003-04-01 18:15:00
  This might help by Route2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Only thing I can suggest is to check the API by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
woohooo by ashyraine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If you're anything like me, by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Is it supposed to return a error message? (n/t) by Freakazoid2003-04-01 15:19:05
      It does? by wheresthefish2003-04-01 15:23:58
        Yup, returns something about how it can't find by Freakazoid2003-04-01 15:26:33
          How strange. by wheresthefish2003-04-01 15:37:31
            Well, I never saw them until I highlighted by Freakazoid2003-04-01 15:40:59
              He he he... by Silvermoon822003-04-01 18:01:43
                Cute, thanks for pointing it out (n/t) by Freakazoid2003-04-01 18:05:54
    background... by myke2003-04-01 15:15:06
    haha by ashyraine2003-04-01 15:11:59
If anyone is selling a slightly older laptop... by cmantito2003-04-01 14:37:47
  Look over the Bazaar this week, by adiplomat2003-04-01 16:01:51
Ahhhhh. by rapido752003-04-01 14:31:22
Hehe, just when you think april fools is over. by fa65bfh2003-04-01 14:26:23
  That is great, I'm glad you mentioned it! (n/t) by Dazed2003-04-01 17:37:55
    :P I mentioned it first and he gets the credit? (n (n/t) by Freakazoid2003-04-01 18:06:46
      Yep :) (n/t) by Dazed2003-04-01 18:10:51
Helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelp... by Glum_Reaper2003-04-01 13:52:46
  that is too funny by Egaeus2003-04-01 18:55:16
  Is there a rescue mode on the install disks? by wheresthefish2003-04-01 13:57:56
    Oooh thanks! by Glum_Reaper2003-04-01 14:13:29
      Great, now let's talk fees... by wheresthefish2003-04-01 14:39:30
        How about the location of the fish? (n/t) by surgo2003-04-01 15:19:48
      You did an April Fools joke to yourself :P (n/t) by fa65bfh2003-04-01 14:30:10
  I believe at your bootloader by surgo2003-04-01 13:56:07
    I'm using a third-party bootloader... by Glum_Reaper2003-04-01 13:59:41
      Crisis (in my small and humdrum world) over by Glum_Reaper2003-04-01 14:14:15
It's snowing again! by Naruki2003-04-01 13:12:32
  Meanwhile, deep beneath Naragansett Bay... by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 13:16:41
    yummmmmmm (n/t) by rottweiler2003-04-01 13:21:38
Anyone here throw shot or Discus? by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:04:38
  I slipped a disk once, but that was into by webishop2003-04-01 14:43:55
  You could throw the shot the proper way. by wheresthefish2003-04-01 14:43:41
  ::: spasm ::: by rottweiler2003-04-01 13:09:16
    Where do you want this shot put? (n/t) by flatlander2003-04-01 14:20:03
      I'll take your measure (n/t) by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 14:25:59
    Some of us like it :) by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:14:39
      :p by rottweiler2003-04-01 13:16:48
        5:30 am is when I get up to go to school by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:18:29
          ouch! by fireballmatt2003-04-01 13:24:30
            I heard this quote once by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:26:22
              fish while i sail? by fireballmatt2003-04-01 13:30:53
                Wow by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:38:07
                  Actually... by bitflipper2003-04-01 13:39:39
                    lmao by fireballmatt2003-04-01 13:40:02
                  it usually pays for itself by fireballmatt2003-04-01 13:39:34
                    I'm not a sailing nut, but I am a boating nut. by Animefreak2003-04-01 13:45:07
                      Engine? by wheresthefish2003-04-01 13:50:50
                        I agree :) by fireballmatt2003-04-01 14:18:26
                          We got a Bavaria 37' up to six knots by wheresthefish2003-04-01 14:34:20
                          Ever sailed a Sunfish? by Animefreak2003-04-01 14:20:51
                            Lots of fun by bitflipper2003-04-01 14:21:48
                              Canoes are fun. by Animefreak2003-04-01 14:26:17
                        I'm not much one for sailing. by Animefreak2003-04-01 13:55:52
                          Rowing? Fun? Are you quite mad sir? by wheresthefish2003-04-01 14:28:16
                            I find it fun. by Animefreak2003-04-01 15:21:46
                      What do you fish for? by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:47:18
                        Up here in MI, I go bass (mainly) and pike fishing (n/t) by Animefreak2003-04-01 14:03:17
                          How are pike as a game fish by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 14:08:16
                            They hit HARD. by Animefreak2003-04-01 14:17:31
                        Anything that will take my bait and is legal. by Animefreak2003-04-01 13:53:03
                          Mmmmm...Catfish by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:55:16
                            These are channel catfish, and don't get by Animefreak2003-04-01 13:57:21
                    Competitive sailing huh? by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:40:54
          not by much... by rottweiler2003-04-01 13:19:40
            Eh... by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:21:50
    *giggles* by Reddy2003-04-01 13:11:34
Irritable Marines... by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There are so many things wrong about that. by slayer2003-04-01 12:47:22
    They've gone from marching on their stomachs by EricTheHead2003-04-01 19:53:04
    (Wonders where the newly pacified slayer went) (n/t) by bytemedammit2003-04-01 13:12:47
  Baghdad will fall in hours by DaNutBall2003-04-01 12:40:55
    yeah... by fireballmatt2003-04-01 12:43:18
      But niccotine is a deadly toxin by slayer2003-04-01 12:44:52
        and the truth shall kill the joke... by krupa2003-04-01 13:03:47
          Actually, nicotine is deadly in doses high enough by bytemedammit2003-04-01 13:11:54
            If injected in pure form intravaeneously by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:15:48
              it's a good insecticide... by rottweiler2003-04-01 13:18:01
        i thought by fireballmatt2003-04-01 12:45:49
          PROOF POSITIVE! by rottweiler2003-04-01 12:47:40
So, is April Fool's now over for the board? (n/t) by slayer2003-04-01 12:34:21
  *sniffle* I woke up late... by me232003-04-01 13:13:49
    Google: I don't know, but... by ag_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  finally we can come back to our normal life by OzanBABA2003-04-01 12:43:16
  Yeah, you can go back to trolling (n/t) by Buffy_Fett2003-04-01 12:36:26
*sob* by rottweiler2003-04-01 12:27:12
  In a basement? by desertrat662003-04-01 13:03:37
  cheer up by OzanBABA2003-04-01 13:02:15
  This should make you feel better by techi8702003-04-01 12:57:45
  {{{Rottweiler}}} by Reddy2003-04-01 12:55:03
  I feel your pain by fireballmatt2003-04-01 12:29:46
    yeah, but it's GREEN there by rottweiler2003-04-01 12:41:54
      All the leaves are bown... by bitflipper2003-04-01 12:46:13
        must be the by rottweiler2003-04-01 12:50:04
      its usually green by fireballmatt2003-04-01 12:44:23
        I know grrrrr.... by rottweiler2003-04-01 12:47:10
          hehe by fireballmatt2003-04-01 12:49:53
            grrrrr.... by rottweiler2003-04-01 12:53:01
              I'm sorry to hear that by fireballmatt2003-04-01 12:58:45
                Oooooh... that leaves me with a sinking feeling (n/t) by bitflipper2003-04-01 13:02:11
                  My head is spinnakering (n/t) by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:05:44
                    That's knot very nice (n/t) by bitflipper2003-04-01 13:06:45
                      oh my 'head'... by fireballmatt2003-04-01 13:12:29
                        Much more of this and I'm going to keel over (n/t) by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:24:52
                          just make sure to 'cover' your head by fireballmatt2003-04-01 13:27:10
                            I'm using the other threads to anchor my sanity ( (n/t) by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:28:04
                              im trying hard to 'reef' my mind by fireballmatt2003-04-01 13:34:24
                                Stop it, you big showboat (n/t) by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:35:18
                                i refuse a DNF by fireballmatt2003-04-01 13:36:50
                                Quit "prowing" for fresh victims (n/t) by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:39:50
                                I can see I'm out of my depth here (n/t) by bitflipper2003-04-01 13:40:48
                                I figurehead that last one was gonna be bad (n/t) by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:43:28
                                I just mermaid it to myself... by bitflipper2003-04-01 13:48:44
                                This thread is starting to smell fishy (n/t) by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 13:49:39
                                Oh, c'mon; we're just doing it... by bitflipper2003-04-01 13:55:39
                                Ok, that's a topper. I'm hooked (n/t) by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 14:01:35
                                criminey I make a two minute mark by fireballmatt2003-04-01 14:06:35
                                These puns come in waves (n/t) by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 14:09:01
                                I'm taking on water by fireballmatt2003-04-01 14:13:51
                                Until we're awash in them (n/t) by bitflipper2003-04-01 14:13:19
                                I'll have your head on a pike! (n/t) by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 14:24:09
              condolences by bitflipper2003-04-01 12:54:03
            *TweeeeT* Matt ejected for unnecessary cruelty (n/t) by bitflipper2003-04-01 12:51:05
              hey! by fireballmatt2003-04-01 12:59:37
                No, guy... by bitflipper2003-04-01 13:03:15
                  nope by fireballmatt2003-04-01 13:10:19
                    Granted, but... by bitflipper2003-04-01 13:13:43
                      unless by fireballmatt2003-04-01 13:16:09
                        I have to concede the possibility by bitflipper2003-04-01 13:19:39
                          and vice versa i presume by fireballmatt2003-04-01 13:21:30
                            Excellent topic for a discussion by bitflipper2003-04-01 13:37:43
                          I maintain that Omaha by rottweiler2003-04-01 13:20:38
Vancouver must DIE! (And Detroit, too!) by adiplomat2003-04-01 12:19:28
  Vancouver!!! by rihx2006-11-19 12:55:59
  detroit rules by other2003-04-01 21:37:48
  You just don't like Canadians. by Route2003-04-01 15:23:38
  MN 0WNZ J00! by DaNutBall2003-04-01 12:41:39
    MN? Yeah, go North Stars! (n/t) by flatlander2003-04-01 14:27:01
    That might very well be... by rapido752003-04-01 12:47:31
      Ya by me232003-04-01 13:15:25
        ...... by DaNutBall2003-04-01 14:35:37
    so, did you move to the Twin Cities or what? by plblark2003-04-01 12:46:46
      I grew up in NW WI by DaNutBall2003-04-01 14:34:20
        I'm from chicago... by rapido752003-04-01 15:06:48
          Probably never will by DaNutBall2003-04-01 16:01:35
  meh by bunnywithacause2003-04-01 12:27:01
    I don't care about the Sens... by rapido752003-04-01 12:46:04
      I'll second the Caps part :) by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 12:50:50
Blea... by rapido752003-04-01 12:06:29
  I'm so sorry, I don't know what to say. by slayer2003-04-01 12:10:40
    Oh great... by rapido752003-04-01 12:40:01
i'll tell you all the best user of me by SlackWare2003-04-01 12:03:49
  Somebody set us up the OzanBABA. by adiplomat2003-04-01 12:09:11
    *zaps Wand of Correctly Spelled Yiddish* by cybergeek2003-04-01 15:19:02
      All your shibboleth... by Adiplomat2003-04-01 16:09:58
    *Enforces AYB Law* by DaNutBall2003-04-01 12:45:15
    All your grammar are belong to us. (n/t) by slayer2003-04-01 12:11:51
Stupid requirements for a job thread by crash_2003-04-01 11:59:23
  a waaaaa? Are they kidding? Or just stupid? (n/t) by bytemedammit2003-04-01 13:18:52
  okay, pre-employment by pecosdave2003-04-01 12:32:43
    Yep, pretty stupid. by crash_2003-04-01 12:36:40
      in other words don't schedule for really early by pecosdave2003-04-01 12:39:19
        Hold on there, fellow. by slayer2003-04-01 12:42:00
          I used to watch the Smurfs as a kid by pecosdave2003-04-01 12:43:16
            So, you're claiming by bitflipper2003-04-01 12:49:42
              LOL by slayer2003-04-01 12:51:31
                hmmm... yer all commies... by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Bahahha! That's hysterical! (n/t) by bytemedammit2003-04-01 13:22:41
                  Oh merciful gods... by bitflipper2003-04-01 13:12:08
                  Uhh... April Fools?? by bitflipper2003-04-01 13:00:48
                    Well, I know that site has been around a while... by Spiff2003-04-01 13:05:26
                      just google Smurfs and communism (n/t) by rottweiler2003-04-01 13:05:57
              good point (n/t) by pecosdave2003-04-01 12:50:13
    That seems to be an accurate summary. by slayer2003-04-01 12:35:34
  This? by Vetitice2006-11-19 12:55:59
    What makes you think it's not real? by adiplomat2003-04-01 12:21:43
      It's not real. by Vetitice2003-04-01 14:16:33
  That's brilliant, all right! by adiplomat2003-04-01 12:05:36
  Wait, employees aren't allowed to drink? by slayer2003-04-01 12:05:18
    Mandatory FAA thing for me. by Vetitice2003-04-01 12:12:53
      Perhaps... by daveinedm2003-04-01 14:18:18
      Well, it depends. by slayer2003-04-01 12:18:49
        Most jobs I've held I can't have a drink at lunch by crash_2003-04-01 12:42:32
          My boss told me get a long island iced tea by pecosdave2003-04-01 12:44:09
            Hate to brag by sjay2003-04-01 12:48:14
              Back in England by Vetitice2003-04-01 14:21:16
      Maybe they just want to see if you are stupid by LurkerMo2003-04-01 12:18:13
    That was exactly what bothered me about the test by crash_2003-04-01 12:10:45
      They can't require you to own a car unless by pecosdave2003-04-01 12:35:20
  HAHAHAHAHAH OK that's stupid by DaNutBall2003-04-01 12:04:45
why unix belongs to me by Caldera2003-04-01 11:57:55
Oh, I'm just SO ticked off I didn't think of it. by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 11:56:38
  Pity I can't get at your system. by adiplomat2003-04-01 12:07:26
    No and don't get any ideas. by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 12:30:07
      If you're not off the deep end yet, we've got by adiplomat2003-04-01 12:32:36
  Beware of techies armed with screwdrivers. by LurkerMo2003-04-01 12:04:44
There is a problem with the board. by Everyone_2003-04-01 11:54:43
  € Really ? € by aix tom2003-04-01 13:12:04
    Now there's a new one .. by aix tom2003-04-01 13:12:58
      Yep. Seems to be broken (n/t) by aix tom2003-04-01 13:13:52
  i sure it does (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 11:55:43
  But Anyone can do that. by Someone2003-04-01 11:55:26
    i'm not gonna fix it (n/t) by any_one2003-04-01 12:00:09
    I want to do it. by No_one_2003-04-01 11:56:10
      I still think Someone should do it. (n/t) by Everyone_2003-04-01 11:57:02
        I am working on it now. (n/t) by No_one_2003-04-01 11:57:45
          Now look what happens! by Everyone_2003-04-01 11:58:55
            so...let me get this straight... by fireballmatt2003-04-01 12:10:54
              Yep. by Everyone_2003-04-01 13:45:39
                Who's on first! (n/t) by surgo2003-04-01 13:58:56
Currently printing out some signs by Llyr2003-04-01 11:38:48
  Great Mimes think alike by migiizis2003-04-01 12:27:31
  Warning! Poa Pratensis Conservation Zone! by adiplomat2003-04-01 11:51:48
  you da man (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 11:49:01
  Nice idea. :) (n/t) by bugarup2003-04-01 11:42:41
  geeks... (n/t) by slayer2003-04-01 11:41:28
  LOL by bitflipper2003-04-01 11:41:05
Is SARS the next AIDS? by slayer2003-04-01 11:37:46
  To be pedantic... by Illiad2003-04-01 13:28:40
    To be doubly pedantic... by Illiad2003-04-01 13:30:51
      Pedant! by SouthpawPL2003-04-01 14:54:20
      Masochist. by thewrongcrowd2003-04-01 13:41:27
  If it really gets going, AIDS would look pitiful by adiplomat2003-04-01 11:43:08
    Sounds like a Stephen King story by crash_2003-04-01 11:46:55
      that was my fist thought, as i heard that... (n/t) by count_02003-04-01 22:41:34
    Fatality is 4% by MikeCDN2003-04-01 11:46:08
      Well, with any luck by slayer2003-04-01 11:52:10
        I think they have identified it as a virus. by LurkerMo2003-04-01 11:54:54
          According to by mirage2006-11-19 12:55:59
            I love a quote from the first article. by slayer2003-04-01 12:32:15
    What's the greater tragedy? by bitflipper2003-04-01 11:45:31
Who is running the clean-up crew tonight? by toxin2003-04-01 11:31:15
  *runs away with a clue* (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 11:52:26
  *sneaks out back door* (n/t) by slayer2003-04-01 11:38:20
  My jello spinfusor is a little rusty ... by bugarup2003-04-01 11:35:43
    Yo! Give that here! (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-01 11:37:23
      Come and get it! by bugarup2003-04-01 11:39:02
Is Greg making fart noises with his armpit by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 11:16:36
  squilch sounds. by tstadley2003-04-01 11:22:47
  The sounds are coming from his heart, by slayer2003-04-01 11:19:42
SPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!! by kabooloo2003-04-01 11:10:57
  Am I the only one who never watched The Tick? (n/t) by slayer2003-04-01 11:53:56
    Never watched it; read a couple of the underground by bitflipper2003-04-01 13:43:14
    Nope (n/t) by majorg172003-04-01 13:32:22
    Nope (n/t) by bytemedammit2003-04-01 13:14:56
  o ya? Well, PANTS to you, Buddy! (n/t) by bytemedammit2003-04-01 11:52:48
    Pant Licker! (n/t) by kabooloo2003-04-02 01:06:30
April Fools?!?!?! by Wizzer2003-04-01 11:03:34
  Or just fill up the diary pages with one-shot, ... by swisscheese2003-04-01 11:37:23
  Maybe we should tie up Illiad in response! (n/t) by slayer2003-04-01 11:06:17
    i think we should crash his computer by Caldera2003-04-01 11:10:38
    Duct tape forever!! by Arienadean2003-04-01 11:09:21
      Grr by bunnywithacause2003-04-01 12:28:46
        Duct Tape is ... by packet-rat2003-04-01 12:42:47
          Duct tape is like the force: by TKirk2003-04-01 16:54:38
      Just out of curiosity, by slayer2003-04-01 11:11:13
        well by Arienadean2003-04-01 11:30:32
          btw wig and outfit would be on him lol (n/t) by Arienadean2003-04-01 11:30:51
i accept i am not unix (n/t) by Caldera2003-04-01 11:00:22
  No guarding the harem for you! (n/t) by slayer2003-04-01 11:12:56
  *calls a shrink* by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 11:11:52
    Not to worry by bitflipper2003-04-01 11:19:19
      I is havink lead pill. Cheaper for same effekt. by wheresthefish2003-04-01 11:22:54
Kings of Chaos Link thread by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ok here's my sniveling dominated space of land by Romnin2003-04-01 19:27:05
  Yikes! by LeiraHoward2003-04-01 15:50:27
    Figured it out... by LeiraHoward2003-04-01 20:30:45
  Interesting Stats: by LeiraHoward2003-04-01 13:53:24
    where do you see these stats? (n/t) by fireballmatt2003-04-01 14:19:45
      In the attack list. by LeiraHoward2003-04-01 15:24:45
  clicking done (n/t) by defect2003-04-01 11:08:44
  All clicks linkied from this IP. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 11:08:40
    it`s too bad are school uses the same IP for all ( (n/t) by defect2003-04-01 11:09:51
      Yeah, stupid NAT. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 11:10:32
  Gah, flashing ads are EVIL! (n/t) by slayer2003-04-01 11:02:49
    So are flashing logos. by wheresthefish2003-04-01 11:06:59
  Thanks for posting this by theymustbidiots2003-04-01 11:00:23
  Pardon my presumption... by Naruki2003-04-01 10:59:55
    Then look at the last line of the TLP. by MacEogan2003-04-01 11:02:01
      Gah! by Naruki2003-04-01 12:19:27
      i think it`s local (n/t) by defect2003-04-01 11:13:15
Some help here by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The link is now broken (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-01 10:52:20
  What I have done by pecosdave2003-04-01 10:50:32
    Oh, that would have worked (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-01 10:52:11
    oh, nearly forgot by pecosdave2003-04-01 10:52:01
  Okay, IIRC, by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 10:48:31
    But see... by Llyr2003-04-01 10:50:10
      Sadly, I could tell in was 98, even before the by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 10:55:16
        You ain't the only one! <sigh> (n/t) by adiplomat2003-04-01 10:56:05
      Never mind, there it went (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-01 10:50:41
  Go to the Wallpaper settings and choose "stretch". by adiplomat2003-04-01 10:48:16
  Use a GIF :) by MikeCDN2003-04-01 10:48:04
  what you do is... by diorama2003-04-01 10:47:56
  Warning! bigger-than-jesus sized bitmap! by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 10:47:38
    It's like watching the curtain go up at a play. (n (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 10:51:18
    My bad, forgot to warn (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-01 10:48:54
cOmE oN pEoPlE ... rOcK mE by world2003-04-01 10:28:31
  <BadSinging>"I'd like to teach the world to sing by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 10:47:54
  *sings*We are the world, we are the children by pecosdave2003-04-01 10:40:10
    <solo>"There's a choice we're making/ by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 10:43:46
  I hAtE pEoPlE wHo TyPe LiKe ThIs> (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 10:34:05
  I'll leave that to Queen. by LurkerMo2003-04-01 10:32:57
    buuttttt buttt buttt by world2003-04-01 10:36:18
      Go to Budokan. (n/t) by LurkerMo2003-04-01 10:56:32
        Go directly to Budokan. Do not pass go, do not by SouthpawPL2003-04-01 11:21:01
Would a 4-door car with an A. I. be by adiplomat2003-04-01 10:15:23
  How do you get four elephants into a by LurkerMo2003-04-01 10:43:44
    Food processor by bitflipper2003-04-01 10:44:40
      A straw. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 10:45:13
        How do you get two rhino's into a Turing sedan? (n/t) by LurkerMo2003-04-01 10:47:00
          Grease their hips and throw in a Twinkie. (n/t) by Llyr2003-04-01 10:47:25
            Kick out two of the elephants. (n/t) by LurkerMo2003-04-01 10:52:49
  I love it!!! by schneigl2003-04-01 10:23:50
  Why do chicken coops only have two doors? by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 10:23:30
    Get thee to a punnery! Both of ya! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 10:33:07
    =|:o) I like that one. by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 10:27:07
  I don't get it. by Route2003-04-01 10:17:14
    word play. Turing Sedan = touring Sedan (n/t) by slayer2003-04-01 10:19:41
      Extra reference needed by kelli2172003-04-01 10:45:15
  *cringe* by rottweiler2003-04-01 10:16:01
Is this the real life? by fireballmatt2003-04-01 10:09:06
  Supresses urge to buy an AMC Pacer... (n/t) by kahuana2003-04-01 10:20:18
    darn it! where the HECK am I going to put ... by rottweiler2003-04-01 10:22:42
  TCHUUUUUUUUUUUne!!! by treehugger2003-04-01 10:16:04
  YES!!! by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 10:14:04
    The taco joint down the road? (n/t) by slayer2003-04-01 10:16:54
      No, next, we pick up a drunk from the side of the by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 10:18:54
        *heads to street corner with a 40* (n/t) by slayer2003-04-01 10:20:46
          *picks up slayer in pacer* by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 10:24:06
  great song, by defect2003-04-01 10:13:32
    that was me... by rottweiler2003-04-01 10:14:14
  ooooooooh. pain from headbanging (n/t) by treehugger2003-04-01 10:12:03
    To Queen? (n/t) by diorama2003-04-01 10:30:47
    hehe by fireballmatt2003-04-01 10:12:48
I've decided to give up trolling. by slayer2003-04-01 10:02:44
  Glad to see by slacktime2003-04-01 11:20:23
    or... by Epiphany02003-04-01 13:49:11
      Yes I know... by slacktime2003-04-01 16:27:16
  Yeah?!?! Right ... >incredulity< (n/t) by slamlander2003-04-01 11:05:30
    Come now, Brother Slamlander. by slayer2003-04-01 11:15:48
      *chortle* by SaleGamine2003-04-01 12:09:01
      Dude, you slay me by bitflipper2003-04-01 11:18:02
  *falls in love with slayer for today* by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 10:17:18
    Hey....some of us like the Queen B* type... by DireEyez2003-04-01 18:33:31
      Provoke? by Reddy2003-04-01 18:56:10
        Yes.. by DireEyez2003-04-01 21:03:23
    sorry... by rottweiler2003-04-01 10:18:09
      actually, I've had a simular position by pecosdave2003-04-01 10:23:22
        You got a better deal, buddy. by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 10:25:27
          Thank you :-) by pecosdave2003-04-01 10:28:45
            Yesterday was end of month so I was lurking. by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 10:32:42
              5% sounds about right ... by swisscheese2003-04-01 10:42:04
              YES! May I come along? I was alone in '98, by adiplomat2003-04-01 10:37:16
                Yeah, the more the merrier. by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 10:39:46
                  next time, we can probably do that by pecosdave2003-04-01 10:42:56
        NEWSFLASH by rottweiler2003-04-01 10:25:16
          I don't get it. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 10:37:43
      ;) But there must be guys who don't like b*tches by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 10:22:43
      *gigglesnort* by fireballmatt2003-04-01 10:20:56
  More april fool's jokes? by SaleGamine2003-04-01 10:09:12
    It's only 10:00 UF time. by slayer2003-04-01 10:11:22
    The world says it's only 10:14 (n/t) by world2003-04-01 10:10:52
  **LARTs slayer just for being slayer** by Meme_Police2003-04-01 10:05:16
    Hey! Can I steal that nick? (n/t) by swisscheese2003-04-01 10:33:08
    Violence is not the way, friend. by slayer2003-04-01 10:08:15
      peace is not the way, friend. by defect2003-04-01 10:11:35
        Why must humanity "get anything done"? by slayer2003-04-01 10:15:58
          Why must humanity "embrace the long rest"? by defect2003-04-01 10:22:56
            I am sorry, friend, but such is not the case. by slayer2003-04-01 10:26:50
              I am sorry, friend, but such is the case. by defect2003-04-01 10:32:43
              This may not happen in this lifetime, or the next. by LurkerMo2003-04-01 10:31:44
                Nirvana's not peaceful by bitflipper2003-04-01 10:33:14
                  Nirvana is not peaceful? by LurkerMo2003-04-01 10:38:11
                    Nirvana by bitflipper2003-04-01 10:39:48
                      actually by diorama2003-04-01 10:46:12
                      Returns *LART*LART*LART* by LurkerMo2003-04-01 10:45:57
                      <Clouseau>"Not any more."</Clouseau> by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 10:41:24
                  Knights in white saaatinnnnn.... by rottweiler2003-04-01 10:34:07
                    "Rather kin-ky, methinks! by adiplomat2003-04-01 10:42:02
                      Posts that I've written... by rottweiler2003-04-01 11:50:37
                        :+) "Invention is a MOTHER of a necessity!" (n/t) by adiplomat2003-04-01 11:54:47
            tic tacs... by rottweiler2003-04-01 10:23:39
              Fruit loops by defect2003-04-01 10:26:03
                No, SHOVING IS THE ANSWER! PAK CHOOIE UNF! by bugarup2003-04-01 11:41:13
                Awaken from the dream by bitflipper2003-04-01 10:29:07
                got me there... (n/t) by rottweiler2003-04-01 10:26:51
      Funny that I should be playing by Meme_Police2003-04-01 10:11:11
  sure (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 10:04:40
  *snort* by rottweiler2003-04-01 10:03:48
    *caringly hands rottweiler a tissue* (n/t) by slayer2003-04-01 10:09:34
      thank you... by rottweiler2003-04-01 10:11:28
dare to me by SlackWare2003-04-01 10:02:17
  You're being very economical with verbs there. (n/ (n/t) by Stavros2003-04-01 11:06:43
  No No choose me! by gentoo2003-04-01 10:24:40
  The whole world likes Slackware. (n/t) by world2003-04-01 10:09:41
  okay, Slack by flatlander2003-04-01 10:05:10
Everyone talks about my opinion. by world2003-04-01 09:58:48
  Does it feel good when I do this? by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 10:55:27
    by it's umm keys? (n/t) by Arienadean2003-04-01 10:57:17
      The keys are definitely a turn-on. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 10:58:29
        For fetishists by bitflipper2003-04-01 10:59:52
          hmm it looks ribbed by Arienadean2003-04-01 11:07:49
            Look at the shape it's in! by LurkerMo2003-04-01 11:46:17
  What?!? ... is your favorite colour? (n/t) by bitflipper2003-04-01 10:53:58
  So how about that Venus, huh? (n/t) by slayer2003-04-01 10:04:01
  So sue then. by SaleGamine2003-04-01 09:59:45
    why me? by Arienadean2003-04-01 10:20:05
      Uhhh... by bitflipper2003-04-01 10:35:53
  OK, I'll bite. What's your favorite condiment? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 09:59:23
    It depends what I'm putting it on. by world2003-04-01 10:02:59
      Try my sauce, by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Been there, done that. by kelli2172003-04-01 10:57:34
          People put the darndest stuff in their mouths. by slayer2003-04-01 11:18:10
            Hey, I had some this last Friday, by pecosdave2003-04-01 11:32:09
              The trouble is... by bitflipper2003-04-01 11:33:19
                depends on how much I eat by pecosdave2003-04-01 11:35:09
                  A couple drops on a single meal by bitflipper2003-04-01 11:38:42
          trust me, by pecosdave2003-04-01 11:15:21
Ack!!! Thpppt!! (n/t) by BillTheCat2003-04-01 09:52:24
I have actually read one episode of that strip. by huitzilopochtli2003-04-01 09:49:04
  An excellent cartoon. by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 09:50:37
    i still think it's stupid by OzanBABA2003-04-01 09:54:57
      *LARTs Ozan w/pizzle* by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 11:19:21
        With what?? by bitflipper2003-04-01 11:21:24
i just installed Caldera by OzanBABA2003-04-01 09:43:40
  Say it ain't so! Say it ain't so! by Route2003-04-01 09:55:31
    Slackware forever by OzanBABA2003-04-01 09:58:07
      Slackware 9 = Slackware 8 plus 1. by Route2003-04-01 10:14:13
  You're right -- you are kidding by DaNutBall2003-04-01 09:45:41
    i'am still a slacker by OzanBABA2003-04-01 09:47:36
      Slackerware? by DaNutBall2003-04-01 09:50:19
        say no to XP (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 09:52:18
**racks battle shotgun** **takes aim at AOL logo** by adiplomat2003-04-01 09:37:46
  ?nup a--"MIA" (n/t) by Route2003-04-01 09:42:21
    !yaw oN !reven ,haN (n/t) by adiplomat2003-04-01 09:46:23
      **LARTs adiplomat for continuing evil by Meme_Police2003-04-01 10:00:46
        .emem enu sap tse'n iceC by wheresthefish2003-04-01 11:10:23
      previousPost != makesSense (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 09:48:26
        ...yaw siht ti daeR by kelli2172003-04-01 10:59:46
I just installed Windows XP! by DaNutBall2003-04-01 09:32:34
  You may even be enjoyink it for several days ... by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 09:53:46
    Why MS fixed ALL those bugs! by DaNutBall2003-04-01 10:28:15
  why you waste your time on Linux ? by OzanBABA2003-04-01 09:50:51
  !serocs stropS !rehtwaW !Swen by Route2003-04-01 09:40:41
    ...sopyt tog ev'uoY !spoO by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
      !ikuraN ,sknahT by Route2003-04-01 09:53:57
        **LARTs Naruki, Route,and wheresthefish by Meme_Police2003-04-01 09:58:57
          (t/n) .stoob ym ni gnikahs m'I ,hoO by Route2003-04-01 10:15:38
            !!!hgraA by tnglives2003-04-01 16:43:55
    !kcatta eestaN gnelepS by wheresthefish2003-04-01 09:45:08
      .eh eh eH by Naruki2003-04-01 09:47:45
  it is more stable than the older windose by defect2003-04-01 09:36:26
    That really blows <g> (n/t) by bitflipper2003-04-01 09:39:13
      I got it fixt by defect2003-04-01 09:47:25
        fixed with a "t". by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 09:54:18
  Dude! Way cool! by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
    GPL is evil! GPL is evil! by DaNutBall2003-04-01 09:36:59
okey who's going to hack the board (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 09:28:22
  Don't joke about that. Kickstart has PMS. by Route2003-04-01 09:30:37
    i can't hack the board by OzanBABA2003-04-01 09:45:47
  Hey, April fool or not. That would just be rude. (n/t) by LurkerMo2003-04-01 09:29:20
  Don't let Queeg here you say that! (n/t) by pecosdave2003-04-01 09:29:15
    Queeg is watching you (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 09:30:21
this is get a little carzy by defect2003-04-01 09:04:13
  Uh huh.. by MacEogan2003-04-01 09:17:44
  just another crazy April 1 (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 09:15:15
    I wasn`t around last year by defect2003-04-01 09:16:19
      Last year was cool. (n/t) by treehugger2003-04-01 09:37:55
      let's take a look (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 09:17:22
        a little wild but not near the thing happen today (n/t) by defect2003-04-01 09:24:44
        Just ask this guy, by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
          wow by OzanBABA2003-04-01 09:25:49
  oops, "crazy" not carzy (n/t) by defect2003-04-01 09:11:14
    Never apologize for your nick! (n/t) by LurkerMo2003-04-01 09:22:37
Hey! by Dagda2006-11-19 12:55:59
  No, he isn't! It's his evil clone! Aiieee! by Shirt Guy Bug2003-04-01 09:01:59
nnngg... by Dagda2003-04-01 08:48:51
  really techno... by Ipous2003-04-01 21:44:23
  which Brandenburg? by flatlander2003-04-01 08:56:23
    5, I'm afraid to say (n/t) by Dagda2003-04-01 08:56:54
      Wait, no, it was the whole freakin' thing (n/t) by Dagda2003-04-01 08:57:12
        Get a rope (n/t) by flatlander2003-04-01 08:58:06
  I like it when the guy's listening to rap by webishop2003-04-01 08:54:43
    What I like is when they sing along... by Dagda2003-04-01 08:56:11
      That's a good idea! (n/t) by Route2003-04-01 09:43:36
  Good, he stopped (n/t) by Dagda2003-04-01 08:53:16
this is bad by OzanBABA2003-04-01 08:46:17
  april fool. by world2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Um ... by bugarup2003-04-01 11:46:37
  who closed it? (n/t) by webishop2003-04-01 09:02:14
    Stallman himself by OzanBABA2003-04-01 09:05:00
good job by trousersnake2003-04-01 08:43:09
  SPOON!!! (n/t) by ncc20012003-04-01 10:35:43
  MODS! I've gotta ask, do we want this by adiplomat2003-04-01 09:01:40
  Gee, what an inventive nickname. by migiizis2003-04-01 08:48:02
    Be nice, thinking up that nickname probably by adiplomat2003-04-01 09:00:14
      I was being nice. by migiizis2003-04-01 09:10:23
        Mr. McGee? by pecosdave2003-04-01 09:15:42
      Don't ask to see his elephant. (n/t) by webishop2003-04-01 09:03:54
        or his gooeyduck clam by Arienadean2003-04-01 09:30:08
  Aaagh! Snake! Run away! by Dagda2003-04-01 08:44:34
Oooo... kay, I think I have to quit my current job by Dagda2003-04-01 08:41:37
  Wow... by bytemedammit2003-04-01 13:38:45
  Nothing in the forecast for blow flurries... by kahuana2003-04-01 09:57:47
  There, there. by Route2003-04-01 09:48:47
  {Dagda} by webishop2003-04-01 08:58:55
  That's a stupid way to run things! by Dazed2003-04-01 08:55:35
    Thanks... (n/t) by Dagda2003-04-01 08:56:33
  *Slap* You trusted... by greybeaver2003-04-01 08:55:05
  I gots money. by I_gots_money2003-04-01 08:50:23
We are the world. Join us. by world2003-04-01 08:33:57
  I'd rather rally with 'the Borg'. Thanks anyway! (n/t) by kahuana2003-04-01 09:59:36
  Hello world! (n/t) by Spiff2003-04-01 09:58:58
    Segmentation Fault - Core dumped by wheresthefish2003-04-01 11:17:02
  I've opted out thanks. (n/t) by treehugger2003-04-01 08:39:17
    Opted out of the world? by MacEogan2003-04-01 09:22:44
  i can join the world without password (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 08:38:13
    it's in bold (n/t) by Arienadean2003-04-01 09:30:53
Heh by TLP2003-04-01 08:30:17
  who are you ? (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 08:39:10
    who are any of us by defect2003-04-01 09:07:09
      That's msispilos, isn't it? by bitflipper2003-04-01 09:46:26
        msispilos?? by defect2003-04-01 10:07:04
          msispilos by bitflipper2003-04-01 10:40:50
      HEY. I passed the Turing test. I'm as real by LurkerMo2003-04-01 09:15:45
        you "may" be real by defect2003-04-01 09:19:39
          Yeah, and I like it that way. by LurkerMo2003-04-01 09:25:38
          nothing is real exept illiad (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 09:21:05
            And we accept his existence without proof! (n/t) by LurkerMo2003-04-01 09:28:41
              Three chears for theism! (n/t) by bitflipper2003-04-01 09:47:12
                Three more cheers for the smi! (n/t) by LurkerMo2003-04-01 10:04:22
... by Glum_Reaper2003-04-01 08:28:56
  Mmmmhmm by Lylr2003-04-01 08:31:44
__ by Lylr2003-04-01 08:28:00
  User disabled by Nea2003-04-01 08:42:11
    Thank you. by Naruki2003-04-01 09:35:41
    Oh, sure, Naurki doesn't get disabled... (n/t) by Dagda2003-04-01 08:45:06
      The user Naurki is disabled by Nea2003-04-01 08:46:24
        Aha. (n/t) by Dagda2003-04-01 08:47:44
        Arrrggg by Nea2003-04-01 08:47:04
          Yeah, yeah... I'll be watching for "Naruli". by adiplomat2003-04-01 09:06:51
          Naruli Naruki, Freudian slip? n/t by greybeaver2003-04-01 09:06:21
            Only if freud set us up the keyboard! :+) by adiplomat2003-04-01 09:44:55
  *walks* (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 08:40:34
  *Tries to walk on the line* by treehugger2003-04-01 08:29:37
    Hmm... by Lylr2003-04-01 08:32:18
      ooooh sir! by treehugger2003-04-01 08:36:05
        Dirt-poor. (n/t) by Lylr2003-04-01 08:37:55
          I'm sorry, put me down please by treehugger2003-04-01 08:40:32
            How about me then? (n/t) by I_gots_money2003-04-01 08:43:29
              But are you attractive? (n/t) by treehugger2003-04-01 08:45:24
                But of course. (n/t) by I_gots_money2003-04-01 08:46:07
                  mmmmm, let me think about it. by treehugger2003-04-01 08:48:50
                    Only if I'm not wearing SPF > 15. (n/t) by I_gots_money2003-04-01 08:49:38
                      Do you have all your own teeth? (n/t) by treehugger2003-04-01 08:50:22
                        Well, I stole that one of David Letterman's... (n/t) by I_gots_money2003-04-01 08:51:08
                          I noticed you're not altruistic. by treehugger2003-04-01 08:53:26
                            I am altruistic on certain days. by I_gots_money2003-04-01 08:54:43
            with your smarts by fireballmatt2003-04-01 08:42:56
              Sometimes, they can be useful. by treehugger2003-04-01 08:44:41
                ouch by fireballmatt2003-04-01 08:46:22
                  {{{fireballmatt}}} by treehugger2003-04-01 08:47:43
          twice the charmer... (n/t) by fireballmatt2003-04-01 08:39:08
          Forget this Lylr stuff... by Dagda2003-04-01 08:39:05
      Possibly... by briaman2003-04-01 08:35:39
      Damnit! (n/t) by Lylr2003-04-01 08:32:23
  ___ (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 08:29:17
Hello everyone... by Lylr2003-04-01 08:20:05
  **Tosses MOAB in thread, runs** by Meme_Police2003-04-01 10:03:14
  <n/t> by Foon2003-04-01 08:27:22
  SPOOOOOOOOOOON! (n/t) by treehugger2003-04-01 08:24:40
    Spork! (n/t) by Lylr2003-04-01 08:25:23
  ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (n/t) by Damn_Skippy2003-04-01 08:21:23
    Ahem.... by Iraq2003-04-01 08:22:01
      Yes, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO THE US. (n/t) by LurkerMo2003-04-01 08:52:46
      SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB by Osama2003-04-01 08:22:36
        I'TS YOU!!! (n/t) by mook2003-04-01 08:23:17
          For great justice. (n/t) by Lylr2003-04-01 08:23:29
Where is Reddy ? by OzanBABA2003-04-01 08:13:00
  On your mark... (n/t) by Ready2003-04-01 08:16:32
    just realized the nick (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 08:41:32
all your joke are belong to us by OzanBABA2003-04-01 08:12:00
i did it again by OzanBABA2003-04-01 08:05:15
  Reminds me of university days... by excessive2003-04-01 08:09:17
worship me or you all gonna burn in hell (n/t) by allah2003-04-01 07:36:22
  Oh come now. Surely you can do better than that. by Jesus_Christ2003-04-01 09:47:48
    you're not son of God (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 09:57:11
      *augh!* Dyslexia ray strikes again! by kahuana2003-04-01 10:16:14
        could have been worse... by schneigl2003-04-01 10:52:41
          Do dyslexic atheists wonder by LurkerMo2003-04-01 10:55:28
            Or how many angles can dance on the head of a pin? (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2003-04-01 11:38:43
              Now there's a pointed question. (n/t) by bitflipper2003-04-01 11:43:25
                Nyuk nyuk. by Naruki2003-04-01 12:22:17
                  Alright, ... by bitflipper2003-04-01 12:36:22
                    No. by thewrongcrowd2003-04-01 13:58:59
                      e! (n/t) by bitflipper2003-04-01 14:05:39
  Sounds like another Get Prophet Quick scheme to me by flatlander2003-04-01 09:31:39
  "all your base are belong to U.S." by kahuana2003-04-01 08:47:36
    Nyuk nyuk nyuk. by Naruki2003-04-01 09:39:10
  who posted this ? (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 08:43:44
  Nyet! (n/t) by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 08:04:10
  Oh, you mean h*ll, right? (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 07:56:37
    You're coming to visit? by Iraq2003-04-01 07:57:49
      No, I'm not going to the states anytime by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 08:00:36
        Yeah - you are a "B@$t@rd" by Damn_Skippy2003-04-01 08:14:35
          I try. =|:o) (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 08:18:31
            Damn Skippy. (n/t) by Damn_Skippy2003-04-01 08:19:46
              Stop damning me! by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 08:22:45
                Damn you! by Damn_Skippy2003-04-01 08:24:33
                  This is getting confusing. by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 08:26:19
            You're very trying! (n/t) by treehugger2003-04-01 08:19:33
              Trying to what? (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 08:24:41
                Condemmingly so. by Damn_Skippy2003-04-01 08:25:38
                  Now I'm lost. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 08:27:42
        You want to know? by Iraq2003-04-01 08:02:01
          You wouldn't blow up Canada, would you? by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 08:04:29
            Pardon me, I must consult with a friend... by Iraq2003-04-01 08:05:47
              You rang? by Osama2003-04-01 08:06:33
                And there's your answer. by Iraq2003-04-01 08:07:14
                  Good good. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 08:09:27
                    Now... by Iraq2003-04-01 08:12:37
                      Lunch is sertved. by Ready2003-04-01 08:17:15
                        s/sertved/severed by Ready2003-04-01 08:18:00
  yeah whatever (n/t) by Iraq2003-04-01 07:52:00
  All bow to ME! by mook2003-04-01 07:47:04
    Nyuk nyuk. by Naruki2003-04-01 07:48:32
      And how would you know? by mook2003-04-01 07:49:35
        If you're on the same damn subnet as me... by myke2003-04-01 07:56:10
  Yeah, you've only got one prophet. by Jehovah2003-04-01 07:41:18
    Too bad you can't spell your own name, eh? by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 07:48:42
      Or even more appropriately, Yahweh. (n/t) by Lylr2003-04-01 08:26:12
        Or YHWH (I think?) (n/t) by treehugger2003-04-01 08:27:47
          YHVH also fits the bill. Ain't Aramaic great? (n/t) by bugarup2003-04-01 08:50:59
            It can push my buttons anytime (n/t) by treehugger2003-04-01 08:54:32
              I think the key word was "English". by Naruki2003-04-01 09:34:44
    Actually, he has many prophets, no? by Dazed2003-04-01 07:43:47
      none are its son (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 07:58:26
        but many prophets, right? by Dazed2003-04-01 08:38:01
      did someone say prophet? by the_prophet2003-04-01 07:48:55
  all ack bar.... (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-04-01 07:40:09
    and grill (n/t) by maceogan2003-04-01 07:52:48
  Lest you forget, I before U by RIAA2003-04-01 07:38:54
    you own this by OzanBABA2003-04-01 08:14:14
  Salami, Salami,... by slacktime2003-04-01 07:38:02
    Ham! (n/t) by fireballmatt2003-04-01 07:39:46
      BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACON!!! by mook2003-04-01 07:48:50
        Teryaki Beef. by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 07:50:44
          You're making me hungry. by Osama2003-04-01 08:13:19
            Hunger - Strikes! by treehugger2003-04-01 08:14:28
              Somebody call Pebbles! by Naruki2003-04-01 08:16:48
                Yabba-dabba-dooooo! (n/t) by treehugger2003-04-01 08:17:41
              And I want some by Damn_Skippy2003-04-01 08:15:21
          t00b steaks :) by myke2003-04-01 08:04:28
            *snicker* *giggle* by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 08:06:29
              YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING by myke2003-04-01 08:07:58
                Something like that... by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 08:11:20
SBDP by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  congo-rats! (n/t) by fireballmatt2003-04-01 07:36:00
Hey... by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
Heh! APOD has a good April1 pic by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That actually looks pretty cool. by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 07:09:29
  Just as bad as when by pecosdave2003-04-01 07:07:06
    oh c'mon. by myke2003-04-01 07:12:23
      heh, you mean like this? by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I may be colourblind... by myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
          My account of the full conversation is by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Sound good to me. by myke2003-04-01 07:22:30
              At midnight baby yeah! by pecosdave2003-04-01 07:35:17
                Because as we all know... by myke2003-04-01 07:38:13
                  I rest by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
Congrats Illiad! by Avium2003-04-01 06:58:34
  No on your other right by MikeCDN2003-04-01 08:47:51
    Yeah, we know the date left. (n/t) by LurkerMo2003-04-01 09:21:17
    Yes, I realise the date. by Avium2003-04-01 09:20:53
  it's april fools day bud. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-04-01 07:46:54
  I don't get it. by maceogan2003-04-01 07:21:42
    Never mind. I see it now... (n/t) by maceogan2003-04-01 07:25:35
  Why has no-one else noticed? (n/t) by treehugger2003-04-01 07:17:07
    they did a while ago... by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Seriously, though. by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Our memories were altered by treehugger2003-04-01 07:32:25
Is this a joke? Dated yesterday. by chuckab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  As a former Chicagoian... by rapido752003-04-01 11:57:38
    If you're a private pilot... by krupa2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I agree with that... by rapido752003-04-01 12:56:24
        True... by krupa2003-04-01 13:12:48
          The more I think about it... by krupa2003-04-01 13:16:17
  The AOPA... by krupa2003-04-01 11:47:09
    It reminds my of... by rapido752003-04-01 12:58:30
    If it works for Bush..... (n/t) by LurkerMo2003-04-01 12:15:36
      No doubt... by krupa2003-04-01 12:19:20
  No Joke.... by chuckab2003-04-01 08:28:26
Invoke (rottweiler); by migiizis2003-04-01 06:47:27
  one of each... by rottweiler2003-04-01 06:56:45
    I have no intention of docking by migiizis2006-11-19 12:55:59
      rott tails by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ok thanks, by migiizis2003-04-01 07:17:42
          could be... by rottweiler2003-04-01 07:18:37
        although... by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
      wow migiizis by fireballmatt2003-04-01 07:07:34
        Almost none by migiizis2003-04-01 07:14:23
          If it was a tighter curl by slacktime2003-04-01 07:18:16
            he doesn't normally carry it like that by migiizis2003-04-01 07:22:31
              well then judge for youself by slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
                very close by migiizis2003-04-01 07:38:07
                  Then you shouldn't need to dock it by slacktime2003-04-01 07:57:08
                    I always have a bruise... by rottweiler2003-04-01 08:50:23
                      Yeah, personally, I like my dogs. by LurkerMo2003-04-01 09:45:53
                        I love big dogs by TKirk2003-04-01 09:53:48
                          Be good to your dog. by LurkerMo2003-04-01 11:52:41
                    As stated previously, I have no intention of by migiizis2003-04-01 08:01:00
                      Nice looking dog! by slacktime2003-04-01 08:05:51
                        He's very smart by migiizis2003-04-01 08:14:43
                hehe by fireballmatt2003-04-01 07:37:20
I wish this were an April Fool's Joke... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm sure it was noticed the same day... by rottweiler2003-04-01 06:43:08
    And I'm certain it was noticed immediately by webishop2003-04-01 08:42:34
      no doubt. (n/t) by rottweiler2003-04-01 09:58:15
Hey! Somebody thought of the packets! by Dok2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I want it! by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 07:26:04
  And it wasn't even me! by myke2003-04-01 06:36:12
Please, don't LART! by anymouse2003-04-01 06:22:47
  No ..but ..aaaaargh! by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Bill Gates in a butterfly suit?!!! by Route2003-04-01 15:08:56
GAHH! Happy f-n April Fools - it's snowing! by Dazed2003-04-01 06:19:12
  Gah!!! and two caveties!!!!! Gahh!!!! (n/t) by Dazed2003-04-01 07:31:28
    and the inability to spell! Gahh!! by Dazed2003-04-01 07:42:26
  Not snowing. Just -25C. by toxin2003-04-01 07:16:10
  Snow here as well. by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 06:25:35
  We had snow yesterday. It was great. by Naruki2003-04-01 06:22:19
    No one should be happy about snow by Dazed2003-04-01 07:32:21
    still falling here in North Bay (n/t) by defect2003-04-01 06:25:15
  It's snowing here too by TheNewt2003-04-01 06:21:41
  I've seen snow in June by abaron2003-04-01 06:21:12
Gah! New course, more M$ stupidity. by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 06:18:34
  *twitch...twitch twitch* by Viaken2003-04-02 04:14:31
Squirt? by shadoman242003-04-01 06:16:01
  Nope. by myke2003-04-01 07:23:43
The comic will continue to be free by lIIiad2003-04-01 06:15:10
  user disabled by Nea2003-04-01 08:45:15
  You are foolink nobody. by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 06:47:33
  Hmmm .. I know that IP ... by DragonLady2003-04-01 06:20:40
    Polka by lIIiad2003-04-01 06:24:18
  thanks for the warning LIIIAD (n/t) by defect2003-04-01 06:17:17
  You know, an '_' would work better than a '|' (n/t by nix2003-04-01 06:16:50
No March 32nd joke from Google? by NedLudd2003-04-01 06:11:25
  While searching for some jokes there... by Naruki2003-04-01 07:56:44
  I get a "Google nederlands" image by iivq2003-04-01 06:23:41
and who is arthur? (n/t) by mstandfest2003-04-01 06:09:11
  i get it now. by mstandfest2003-04-01 06:32:03
  search the archives ... (n/t) by DragonLady2003-04-01 06:25:49
    You are thinkink of Artur, da? by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 08:16:27
  the ticks sidkick (n/t) by defect2003-04-01 06:11:13
  Who is arthur by jdcallahan2003-04-01 06:11:10
SPOOOOOOOON!!! by jdcallahan2003-04-01 06:08:39
I like this one :) by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Doo bee doo by LooseChanj2003-04-01 06:13:52
Where was.... by treble_clef2003-04-01 05:36:24
  399? I don't get it. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 11:13:04
    I had it wrong by fluffdragon2003-04-01 11:56:31
  don't forget the 'dx' (n/t) by anymouse2003-04-01 06:12:03
    I forgot it by treble_clef2003-04-01 07:02:41
An announcement from an old UFie.... by myke2003-04-01 05:31:50
  Well, since you insist by DragonLady2003-04-01 06:43:07
    It's been done: by myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
      A question by maceogan2003-04-01 07:50:13
        They are case insensitive. by Naruki2003-04-01 07:59:32
          Thanks, I see. (n/t) by MacEogan2003-04-01 08:01:12
            Okay, now that's weird. by Naruki2003-04-01 08:06:23
              Exactly. (n/t) by maceogan2003-04-01 08:24:35
                Doesn't mean he's not into the weapons, though by bitflipper2003-04-01 13:52:44
  Naurki lives! by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I thought that account was deleted. by Naruki2003-04-01 06:21:28
      I cannot prove you are the owner by DragonLady2003-04-01 06:32:20
        I am *not* the owner. by Naruki2003-04-01 07:38:59
        oooh! oooh! by myke2003-04-01 06:43:47
          Yes, do ... think, that is (n/t) by DragonLady2003-04-01 06:56:43
            Grab a fire extinguisher... by myke2003-04-01 06:58:02
  April Fool I think ... :) (n/t) by DragonLady2003-04-01 05:40:58
  I just don`t belive it by defect2003-04-01 05:35:13
    Mook often misspells my name on purpose. by Naruki2003-04-01 06:04:10
      screw off! by mook2003-04-01 07:50:37
      "Mook"? You're wrong actually... by myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
        It was deliberate. by Naruki2003-04-01 07:31:23
          Erm yes... by myke2003-04-01 07:37:05
            Ah. by Naruki2003-04-01 07:43:04
              Jah. by myke2003-04-01 07:45:30
      *hands Naruki a towel* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-04-01 06:05:12
        That NOLAWitch, by flatlander2003-04-01 06:34:04
    Now, on the subject of spelling... by nix2003-04-01 05:37:35
      myke, not Naruki by defect2003-04-01 05:42:00
OIDGIT (again) by Glum_Reaper2003-04-01 05:25:30
  Arthur... by DireEyez2003-04-01 09:42:16
    Thanks! by Glum_Reaper2003-04-01 10:12:09
  Someone? Anyone? (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2003-04-01 06:06:37
    *Cries quietly in a corner* (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2003-04-01 07:18:58
      *Comforts* by SaleGamine2003-04-01 09:58:51
    Or not... (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2003-04-01 06:39:48
      They are all beink too shocked that am havink ... by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 06:57:08
All music free today. by RIAA2003-04-01 05:21:58
  And tomorrow will have cruskink you. by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 06:08:38
LOTD Thread of Insanity by frogboy2003-04-01 05:16:23
  Operation Wraithlike Bee by TKirk2003-04-01 17:03:14
  Operation Ejaculating Wombat by Spiff2003-04-01 09:15:12
  Operation Merciful Democracy (n/t) by Village Idiot2003-04-01 08:48:09
  Operation Smouldering Meerkat... by rottweiler2003-04-01 07:52:50
  Operation Destroy the Butterfly by Viaken2003-04-01 05:42:34
  Bowel-loosening Weather Condition by defect2003-04-01 05:19:16
Am takink over this place. by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 05:13:47
  O Supreme Sovereign Ruling Overlord... by Sid Dabster2003-04-01 06:16:03
    Da, tavarishch. by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 06:35:15
  New Overlord? Over our dead bodies. by AISB2003-04-01 06:13:06
    Havink good pair of scissors here. by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 06:36:44
  There's a comic? by Naruki2003-04-01 06:05:59
    Conversations beink important to you? by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 06:20:40
      There's a comment board?! by Naruki2003-04-01 07:43:48
  whatever (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 06:00:18
  Are you challenging me? by Lord_Cthulu2003-04-01 05:51:21
    Would not think to do so. by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 06:02:19
      The stars are right by Lord_Cthulu2003-04-01 06:09:04
        Pardon me great Lord Cthulhu. by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 06:29:15
    ok, how many evil leaders do we have by defect2003-04-01 05:58:11
      I prefer Queeg :) I bow down to only him (n/t) by Romnin2003-04-01 19:21:04
      He has taken your mental state by BrainBug2003-04-01 06:38:30
        sound about right by defect2003-04-01 06:42:42
  Your dreaded evilness... by Stavros2003-04-01 05:48:24
    Accent? What accent? by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 05:52:01
      you don`t really have an accent by defect2003-04-01 05:53:28
    you don`t have to by defect2003-04-01 05:50:27
  Tut, tut. by wheresthefish2003-04-01 05:33:10
    You shall be addressink me properly! by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 05:40:13
      Okay then, I'll address you properly. by wheresthefish2003-04-01 06:10:35
        666 (n/t) by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 06:12:31
    You really think it's kickstart? by abaron2003-04-01 05:37:47
      Its not Kickstart ..:) (n/t) by DragonLady2003-04-01 05:46:38
        Wrong part of the world entirely .. by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
          That's Sweden alright... (n/t) by Scirocco2003-04-01 05:58:57
            Well, it was a cheap shot anyway... by wheresthefish2003-04-01 06:08:23
      Now look at the time-stamp of the appeal for help. by wheresthefish2003-04-01 05:40:56
        And he can do the repetive selction of replies? by abaron2003-04-01 05:43:57
          Think you're right. Kickstart would have by wheresthefish2003-04-01 05:46:12
  Your Dreaded Evilness, by pecosdave2003-04-01 05:24:17
    You are beink good minion. by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 05:28:38
      thank you your evilness by pecosdave2003-04-01 05:31:53
  Blessed are the meek, by Jesus_Christ2003-04-01 05:19:45
  Am demandink to be right-hand-man! by myke2003-04-01 05:19:38
    To becomink right-hand-man ... by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 05:31:36
  no your not (n/t) by defect2003-04-01 05:16:08
    Darink to opposink me are you? by Pitr Dubovich2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I don`t opposink you I just don`t belive in you by defect2003-04-01 05:27:12
        Are you beink aware ... by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 05:36:07
          I know for sure that I am nuts by defect2003-04-01 05:39:31
            Good. by Pitr Dubovich2003-04-01 05:43:18
              In that case am I really even being punished (n/t) by defect2003-04-01 05:44:57
<Deleted><Deleted>2003-04-01 04:53:56
  board spamming (n/t) by Kickstart2003-04-01 08:12:36
  Hmmm...and by syren2003-04-01 05:02:58
    *grab syren and never let go* by Stacato2003-04-01 05:10:21
      *prods Stacato back* by syren2003-04-01 05:13:04
        MADNESS !!! by Stacato2003-04-01 05:17:56
          Careful stac by syren2003-04-01 05:24:36
    {{{Syren}}} by abaron2003-04-01 05:08:14
      It goes fine my love, by syren2003-04-01 05:14:43
        Me... allright by abaron2003-04-01 05:18:02
          What? by syren2003-04-01 05:22:12
            Heh, not quite by abaron2003-04-01 05:29:58
  <WC Fields> by breezeblock2003-04-01 05:00:29
<Deleted><Deleted>2003-04-01 04:53:35
  board spamming (n/t) by Kickstart2003-04-01 08:12:16
  Yes, you're going to have one.... by myke2003-04-01 05:10:02
<Deleted><Deleted>2003-04-01 04:53:08
  board spamming (n/t) by Kickstart2003-04-01 08:53:49
  This guy won't last long. by Naruki2003-04-01 04:54:12
    it`s geting a little strange (n/t) by defect2003-04-01 04:57:43
    Hmm looks like this was prepared last night... by abaron2003-04-01 04:55:42
<Deleted><Deleted>2003-04-01 04:52:47
  board spamming (n/t) by Kickstart2003-04-01 08:11:56
<Deleted><Deleted>2003-04-01 04:52:22
  board spamming (n/t) by Kickstart2003-04-01 08:11:36
Too many CD Burners!!!! by lord_dolphin2003-04-01 04:52:21
  finished 'A' at 133 CD-RWs, now on to 'B' ... (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-04-01 05:26:19
  What are you storing the data in? (n/t) by myke2003-04-01 04:55:37
    MS Excel 2000 by lord_dolphin2003-04-01 04:57:49
      Good enough! (Did I just say that?) by myke2003-04-01 05:02:29
        What is an RDBMS? (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-04-01 05:03:19
          Realational Database Management System by abaron2003-04-01 05:05:56
            heheh, I like that.... by myke2003-04-01 05:12:18
              Heh I onsidered it by abaron2003-04-01 05:20:25
                I was scrambling to remember one... by myke2003-04-01 05:31:51
          Relational Database Managment System. by myke2003-04-01 05:05:15
            Ahh. so... by lord_dolphin2003-04-01 05:07:22
              That's why I told you last week by myke2003-04-01 05:11:30
                ahh, it's all becoming clear :) (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-04-01 05:25:25
                  Git yer MudGoggles here! by myke2003-04-01 05:33:05
Attn. european Ufies! by Old Stoneface2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Where's Alaska gone? by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  it's only showing the ones.. by random_c2003-04-01 07:20:11
  Geography = unimportant??? by stsz2003-04-01 06:22:29
    Sorry, stsz... by Old Stoneface2003-04-01 11:59:10
    As the main site is... by monsterace2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The austrians by ipous2003-04-01 05:40:41
    England, Scotland,... by monsterace2003-04-01 06:33:55
      Found Monaco by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
This is not an April fools by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm still trying to see if I can get there by SaleGamine2003-04-01 04:47:32
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN (n/t) by laserman2003-04-01 04:41:10
  #SPORK! by myke2003-04-01 04:48:43
  YES!!! by mike40662003-04-01 04:46:19
Information? by ahrodie2003-04-01 04:24:39
  Expect an email tomorrow telling you... by random_c2003-04-01 06:55:01
  Looks like it is by laserman2003-04-01 05:02:18
  Fort Walton by jeaux bleaux2003-04-01 04:54:27
    It's over, I think. by Naruki2003-04-01 04:55:55
      Spring break is over by ideur2003-04-01 05:07:43
  First make tripple sure it is NOT a cruel joke by ideur2003-04-01 04:45:27
    my boss is not the type by ahrodie2003-04-01 04:51:40
      OK by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Here's a map by flatlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Cool. by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
      That sounds good! by ahrodie2003-04-01 04:56:53
        For better seclusion, head to Navarre by sysangel2003-04-01 05:21:09
          And here I just said that was the BEST place. by Naruki2003-04-01 06:14:06
          wow... by ahrodie2003-04-01 05:29:35
    Thanks, by ahrodie2003-04-01 04:46:57
      hot and it might rain (n/t) by flatlander2003-04-01 04:49:08
  Bring a swimsuit. by Naruki2003-04-01 04:26:09
    BIG? by ahrodie2003-04-01 04:28:11
      If you can, do so. by Naruki2003-04-01 04:34:05
        Thanks!!! by ahrodie2003-04-01 04:37:26
I was NOT expecting that! :p (n/t) by surgo2003-04-01 04:18:10
Way to go Illiad by Control2003-04-01 04:16:42
  ARGH! !!!! by lord_dolphin2003-04-01 04:47:09
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Screenshot + "Set as background" + by adiplomat2003-04-01 03:55:13
  An amusing one... by random_c2003-04-01 04:33:25
    I have a floppy that boots Windows 1.01 by pecosdave2003-04-01 05:34:24
      I should do that at school ]:P (n/t) by fraek2003-04-01 18:06:35
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! by Naruki2003-04-01 03:51:48
  there is... by ipous2003-04-01 04:03:34
    LART! LART! LART! by Naruki2003-04-01 04:12:29
      Because that would mean by Evil_Andy2003-04-01 04:28:02
        that would be bad. by SparkyR2003-04-01 08:47:34
    No! by Tomo2003-04-01 04:11:33
Found the BBC News one by Evil_Andy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  weird by julius.apweiler2003-04-01 08:43:08
)daerht gnidart( !raazaB s'tratskciK by adiplomat2003-04-01 03:47:04
  ?tahw uoY by Tomo2003-04-01 03:51:10
    .zeeJ by Route2003-04-01 09:37:57
Go click on Iambe's link. by Mew-ra2003-04-01 03:40:17
  Oh the horrible cookie request! by pecosdave2003-04-01 07:05:02
  Good morning, Martha! **Eviller grin** by adiplomat2003-04-01 03:49:19
who is in love here ? by OzanBABA2003-04-01 03:13:30
  Me by Dok2003-04-01 06:03:43
  Did you get a head count? by Naruki2003-04-01 04:21:07
    i got it (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 05:28:08
go to homestar runner (n/t) by sketcher2003-04-01 02:29:11
  What's that? (n/t) by Evil_Andy2003-04-01 02:30:50
    eh, its only funny if you are familiar with it (n/t) by sketcher2003-04-01 02:38:36
      ok, but what is it? (n/t) by Evil_Andy2003-04-01 02:43:44
        homestarrunner by sketcher2003-04-01 02:49:27
gundam seed by sketcher2003-04-01 02:11:01
I'm off for a while. by glenalec2003-04-01 02:09:24
Thinkgeek's at it again :) by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm right tempted to make myself one of those by SouthpawPL2003-04-01 09:41:11
  Better watch out by nix2003-04-01 06:04:49
  They don't take switch )O: (n/t) by treble_clef2003-04-01 05:27:15
  I want the R/C car! by Tomo2003-04-01 04:29:41
  /me wants Celebrity DNA! by breezeblock2003-04-01 03:13:09
    No such luck by Evil_Andy2003-04-01 03:31:37
      Bah! by random_c2003-04-01 03:42:03
  I want the t-shirt... by Evil_Andy2003-04-01 02:30:18
    I want one too by ideur2003-04-01 02:42:51
Getting old by treble_clef2003-04-01 01:48:43
  The Memory Cheats by random_c2003-04-01 01:58:00
  Nostalga... by glenalec2003-04-01 01:51:30
    And I had to walk 200 metres to a bus stop. by glenalec2003-04-01 01:52:30
      What no by vmax2003-04-01 03:39:15
{{{illiad}}} by OzanBABA2003-04-01 01:34:20
graphics.userfriendly.org having problems? (n/t) by DireEyez2003-04-01 01:26:14
  Hey...I see the AOL Time Warner thingie by DireEyez2003-04-01 01:28:47
    so do I... by Nessalc2003-04-01 04:44:21
      oh. spoiler? by Nessalc2003-04-01 04:45:43
        I tend towards agreement (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-04-01 05:27:54
          If it's still there after 12:00PM UFT... by kahuana2003-04-01 08:58:50
Geeky april fools by random_c2003-04-01 01:09:22
  Used to have fun with HP printers... by dopple2003-04-01 04:06:31
    rofl!! by Scirocco2003-04-01 05:57:03
  Got all the programmers with this one. by breezeblock2003-04-01 02:55:29
    that is pretty good... :) (n/t) by Epiphany02003-04-01 07:26:54
    That's great by Evil_Andy2003-04-01 03:04:28
  Another coworker has taken the lead... by random_c2003-04-01 01:49:51
    Does he have pointy hair? (n/t) by wheresthefish2003-04-01 02:13:54
      A release note including things like... by random_c2003-04-01 02:33:27
  Tape over the optical lens... by skeegenin2003-04-01 01:13:44
    Best tape to use.. by Village Idiot2003-04-01 09:27:54
  Glad I have an optical mouse... by glenalec2003-04-01 01:13:30
    This wasn't Apr1, but... by glenalec2003-04-01 01:18:11
      I had a TCP/IP instructor who used her mouse ... by chuckab2003-04-01 06:14:11
      he needed a good shot of cafein (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 01:19:31
  i am gonna kill by OzanBABA2003-04-01 01:11:04
<Deleted><Deleted>2003-04-01 01:09:22
  double post :) (n/t) by DragonLady2003-04-01 02:49:08
  The mods must be slacking. by scottpesj12003-04-01 02:44:17
    not slacking by DragonLady2003-04-01 02:51:16
  Nothing. Humour is banned here. by wheresthefish2003-04-01 01:13:12
so, did anyone else do like i did by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:56:53
  *cough*it'scalledPittsburgh,PA*cough* (n/t) by cybergeek2003-04-01 01:02:49
good night all... (n/t) by ag_wyvern2003-04-01 00:55:43
Why does computergear have the yahoo! favivon? by iivq2003-04-01 00:54:07
  Looks like it's just you by Freakazoid2003-04-01 01:40:22
amazing april fool joke froom lucy by OzanBABA2006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  good morning (n/t) by techi8702003-04-01 07:58:54
    opps forgot to order by techi8702003-04-01 07:59:54
      Both of course. by SaleGamine2003-04-01 10:07:23
        a nice big bowl of puffed wheat mmm it was good (n (n/t) by techi8702003-04-01 10:11:47
          Need anymore by SaleGamine2003-04-01 10:38:42
            I'm going to go heat up my lunch soon by techi8702003-04-01 10:57:25
              Bon appétit! (n/t) by SaleGamine2003-04-01 12:27:02
  *bangs head on table* by random_c2003-04-01 06:36:54
  Good Morning by Reddy2003-04-01 05:56:56
    That's a shame. by SaleGamine2003-04-01 10:04:42
    Noooo by TheNewt2003-04-01 06:20:31
      *snuggles back* by Reddy2003-04-01 06:47:06
  this must be an april fools joke... by plblark2003-04-01 05:45:58
    You're right by SaleGamine2003-04-01 05:50:17
      {{{salegamine}}} by plblark2003-04-01 05:54:00
        I'll ask Mimi to drop in. by SaleGamine2003-04-01 10:02:31
  Good morning! by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 05:40:09
    Of course you can by SaleGamine2003-04-01 05:51:07
      Thank you. by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 06:23:55
        Oh dear... by SaleGamine2003-04-01 10:43:19
  Greetings! by ahrodie2003-04-01 04:26:53
    What type of strong? by SaleGamine2003-04-01 04:46:54
  Good morning early risers by shana2003-04-01 02:44:50
    Yes it is by SaleGamine2003-04-01 04:09:26
  *Skulks in* by TheNewt2003-04-01 02:43:25
    *Put out saucer of BAS* by SaleGamine2003-04-01 04:13:55
      I think that she's the one that should beware by TheNewt2003-04-01 04:43:06
        Relax by SaleGamine2003-04-01 04:48:35
          Yes please by TheNewt2003-04-01 06:19:40
            *Serves* by SaleGamine2003-04-01 10:05:48
    The inspection was yesterday... by random_c2003-04-01 03:16:39
      Oh goddy by TheNewt2003-04-01 04:43:43
  G'morning from the excavations by Fritriac2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hopefully you have finished your meeting now by SaleGamine2003-04-01 04:12:26
  Good morning by Afterburner2003-04-01 00:55:02
    That's a shame by SaleGamine2003-04-01 04:10:46
      Thank you by Afterburner2003-04-01 05:25:50
        Well at least it's sunny :) by SaleGamine2003-04-01 05:29:48
          That would be quite good April's fool :-) by Afterburner2003-04-01 05:43:37
  Good Morning! by TKirk2003-04-01 00:54:54
    See you later I hope. by SaleGamine2003-04-01 04:09:57
      We're back now by TKirk2003-04-01 05:58:07
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by ideur2003-04-01 00:38:41
    *Serves hot chocolate* by SaleGamine2003-04-01 00:40:42
      Mmmmmmmmmmmmm No by ideur2003-04-01 00:45:08
        I see by SaleGamine2003-04-01 00:46:33
          But it works well on "Blonde" people (n/t) by ideur2003-04-01 00:47:35
            It sure does! by TKirk2003-04-01 00:50:57
              BTW, ideur by TKirk2003-04-01 00:51:34
                Looks like Putty tat is also there! (n/t) by ideur2003-04-01 01:00:38
                  Wow! thanks Tandy! by TKirk2003-04-01 01:05:40
                    Better than a picture of Odie by Tandy2003-04-01 01:09:05
                      Is that a self portrait? (n/t) by TKirk2003-04-01 01:12:37
                        Meouwwww by Tandy2003-04-01 01:22:40
                          Ah well, it's nice anyway:) *pets Tandy* (n/t) by TKirk2003-04-01 01:36:34
                            Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (n/t) by Tandy2003-04-01 01:55:22
                              *Strokes* by SaleGamine2003-04-01 04:15:33
                                Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by Tandy2003-04-01 05:43:56
  Hello by mirage2003-04-01 00:34:56
    {{{mirage}}} by SaleGamine2003-04-01 00:36:29
      Okay by mirage2003-04-01 00:42:43
        Keep us posted ok? by SaleGamine2003-04-01 00:43:49
  Just in time! by treehugger2003-04-01 00:34:18
    No it doesn't. by SaleGamine2003-04-01 00:35:41
      I'd love an iced coffee by treehugger2003-04-01 00:37:55
        *Grin* by SaleGamine2003-04-01 00:41:59
          That was a bizarre typing failure. by treehugger2003-04-01 00:45:28
            *Takes fuzzy and lets it sit on microwave* by SaleGamine2003-04-01 00:47:41
              sooo, how's things? by treehugger2003-04-01 00:49:55
                A bit of all of that. by SaleGamine2003-04-01 10:21:01
  Guten Morgen Ufieversum by Old Stoneface2003-04-01 00:32:47
    Life is strange by SaleGamine2003-04-01 00:34:21
      *slurps* the foam from the top (n/t) by Old Stoneface2003-04-01 01:55:26
  finally by OzanBABA2003-04-01 00:31:00
    *Serves Klatchian coffee* by SaleGamine2003-04-01 00:32:06
      fiine and tired by OzanBABA2003-04-01 00:36:33
        I read that as corseted... by random_c2003-04-01 00:41:06
          *Gives Klatchian coffee* by SaleGamine2003-04-01 00:42:59
        {{{Ozan}}} by SaleGamine2003-04-01 00:37:41
          of course by OzanBABA2003-04-01 00:39:23
summertime & butterfly game by Newromancer2003-04-01 00:22:47
  Wasn't there one where you caught butterflies by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:54:31
    Sure it wasn't bees? by Evil_Andy2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Bubble Bobble? by Newromancer2003-04-01 01:20:00
North Korea by Nuitari2003-04-01 00:21:33
  What are you talking about? by Newromancer2003-04-01 00:29:36
    <Deleted><Deleted>2003-04-01 02:39:17
      Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nawft2003-04-01 04:56:35
    "wouldn't do anything stupid like that" by Methusalem2003-04-01 02:38:29
      well by Nuitari2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Sorry, forgot *not* to use the "back" button [n/t] by Methusalem2003-04-01 02:42:18
    Jee, look at your calendar! (n/t) by skeptic2003-04-01 02:11:23
      guessed so ... by Newromancer2003-04-01 02:33:36
        The best April 1st jokes are like that. by skeptic2003-04-01 06:00:02
  WHERE'S MAH MOMMA?! I'S UHSCAIR'T (n/t) by sketcher2003-04-01 00:29:29
  btw by Nuitari2003-04-01 00:29:19
  OMG!!!!!! by glenalec2003-04-01 00:26:24
    Read: OMG!!!! by glenalec2003-04-01 00:32:16
      你在中国吗? by alter3d2003-04-01 00:34:38
        Known problem by skeptic2003-04-01 03:33:21
          The obvious solution there is... by Naruki2003-04-01 04:07:44
            Actually, the best solution is by skeptic2003-04-01 06:08:36
              That's what I do. by Naruki2003-04-01 06:16:05
        It doesn't, but don't worry... by glenalec2003-04-01 00:37:47
          Ah... Alright. :) by alter3d2003-04-01 00:45:54
            I speak enough to... by glenalec2003-04-01 00:54:12
        Well, I guess that by alter3d2003-04-01 00:35:50
LMFAO by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:21:29
  The product of a very sick mind ... by consul 8802006-11-19 12:55:59
    one word: by pseudoNIHM2003-04-01 07:47:27
who's that on right of the last panel? (n/t) by Control2003-04-01 00:17:52
  he is to spiderman by sketcher2003-04-01 00:21:50
  The Tick by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:19:40
    huh? by Control2003-04-01 00:21:40
      Cartoon Superhero named The Tick... by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:24:06
        There's a blue outfit! by treehugger2003-04-01 00:40:35
          Wears a blue outfit... by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:44:49
    Clicky by DireEyez2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Gah by Nuitari2003-04-01 00:20:39
  a stupid hero from stupid american cartoon (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 00:19:34
    Hey, he wasn't totally stupid by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    HEY now... by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:21:48
      sorry by OzanBABA2003-04-01 00:22:35
        sacrilige! by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:24:24
          Am I the only one that enjoyed the by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:25:04
            You should be. by Naruki2003-04-01 04:09:52
            there was a live-action tv series? (n/t) by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:25:52
              Yes... by DireEyez2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Other things: the M&M commercials!!!! by ag_wyvern2003-04-01 00:30:42
                  Good one... by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:31:45
                  wasn't he "Kronk" in the Emperor's New Groove? by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:31:11
                    He's also the voice of Buzz Lightyear! by TKirk2003-04-01 02:04:18
                    Squeek squee-eeker squeek squeekum! (n/t) by ag_wyvern2003-04-01 00:35:23
                      ohhhhhh riiiight, the poison... by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:39:51
                        Squeeeeeek squeekery! by ag_wyvern2003-04-01 00:47:03
                          mer? by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:49:08
                            it's from The Court Jester by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:51:27
                              Amazingly.... by ag_wyvern2003-04-01 00:53:45
                                I just find it hard to realize that Angela by Naruki2003-04-01 04:25:20
                                I had the same problem... by DireEyez2003-04-01 18:04:04
                                I prefer The Inspector General... by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:56:11
                          The flagon with the Dragon...broke? (n/t) by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:49:01
                            No... the chalice from the palace broke by ag_wyvern2003-04-01 00:52:03
                              been years...I should pop the tape in the by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:53:15
ONQ (for lovers) (and for you) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 00:14:41
i realise im probably late to notice, but... by sketcher2003-04-01 00:09:50
  I'd rather see a Wiffle Ball Bat...wrapped in a by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:19:04
    yeah, exactly like the nerf crotchbat by sketcher2003-04-01 00:28:03
      I second this! by fx2003-04-01 20:09:48
    Call it "Deluxe" or "Super" ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:19:19
  pretty close by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:14:36
  lol.... by scheuri2003-04-01 00:14:10
    well, i guess its a new item by sketcher2003-04-01 00:18:24
      You keep losing me... by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:33:45
        an old snl thing by sketcher2003-04-01 00:38:48
          Ah... by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:45:55
I'm feeling smug. by ag_wyvern2003-04-01 00:09:36
1/04/03 shenanigans(sp?) by jeff_uk2003-04-01 00:06:57
  Typical UFies by jeff_uk2003-04-01 01:18:29
    Larts any who says"date/time should be time/date" (n/t) by jeff_uk2003-04-01 01:21:32
      date/time is correct... by DireEyez2003-04-01 01:30:51
  hmm...why april 3, 2001? (n/t) by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:08:23
    because outside the US by glenalec2003-04-01 00:09:52
      Ah, I thought common sense would dictate by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:11:43
        You are perfectly right. by glenalec2003-04-01 00:14:02
          I'd say it has to do with the way people say the by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:16:05
            AFAIK, you're right on (see below) (n/t) by glenalec2003-04-01 00:17:58
      But you're assuming the international system by glenalec2003-04-01 00:11:32
        mm/dd/yy is just plain dumb (n/t) by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:12:15
          It comes from (I assume)... by glenalec2003-04-01 00:16:38
            Yep...this is why it is probably not so here by nibbler2003-04-01 00:33:36
              Re Dutch and German: by glenalec2003-04-01 01:23:25
                French is no better... by abaron2003-04-01 01:55:59
                  How many languages are completely logical by DireEyez2003-04-01 03:10:50
                one and ten... by DireEyez2003-04-01 01:27:56
                  But ten and one is preferably. by glenalec2003-04-01 01:31:30
                    Ten-One, Ten-Two... ;> by DireEyez2003-04-01 01:33:17
                      You're quite right. (n/t) by glenalec2003-04-01 01:37:04
                        or not... ;-) by glenalec2003-04-01 01:40:21
                          dreihundertvierundzwanzig! by ipous2003-04-01 03:11:22
                          Works for me... (n/t) by DireEyez2003-04-01 03:10:03
                      Or even more uniform... by DireEyez2003-04-01 01:36:48
              Four score and 7 years ago... by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:34:34
            Heh... by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:17:07
              Yes, we are trying to use the messageboard... by glenalec2003-04-01 00:19:23
                And threads get crossed ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:25:36
                  ZZZZZzzzzZzZzZzzttttttttTTT!!! by glenalec2003-04-01 00:30:18
                    ::falshing back to Ghostbusters movie:: (n/t) by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:31:10
                      I managed to find both on DVD by glenalec2003-04-01 00:35:27
                        I liked both...the cartoon on the other hand.... ( (n/t) by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:48:35
                          I never saw more than about three seconds... by glenalec2003-04-01 00:56:09
                            It...was rather cheesy...and dull. (n/t) by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:57:18
                              I felt that way about Disney's Mulan. by glenalec2003-04-01 01:11:32
                                Never saw any version... (n/t) by DireEyez2003-04-01 01:17:25
                                I wouldn't recomend Disney's... by glenalec2003-04-01 01:27:54
need photoshop help by sketcher2003-04-01 00:06:45
  Yep by Illiad2003-04-01 00:09:52
    ah! by sketcher2003-04-01 00:15:31
    Hmm by ipous2003-04-01 00:13:41
Repost from last night:Get yer G.O.O.S.A.F. cards! by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 00:02:39
  4294967294? by alter3d2003-04-01 00:24:47
    adiplomat took one yesterday. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 09:18:23
    how do you add 3,999,999,999? by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:30:32
      LOL... whoops. :) by alter3d2003-04-01 00:40:27
        jeebus... by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:55:20
  Do you do a bulk discount? by wheresthefish2003-04-01 00:09:21
    they're free, take all ya want. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 00:10:49
      Excellent... by wheresthefish2003-04-01 00:13:16
morning all... by scheuri2003-04-01 00:01:38
what ?!? this isn't an April fools strip? (n/t) by other2003-04-01 00:01:22
  Why? I see two of them. (n/t) by anymouse2003-04-01 00:02:05
    Ahh, there we go... by dion_starfire2003-04-01 00:04:44
      OMG! by Bastaard2003-04-01 00:14:45
        I *always* use 4.7. What pop-up? (n/t) by merfax2003-04-01 00:52:43
      Post a link then... by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:06:04
        Neither, unfortunately, can I. (n/t) by ag_wyvern2003-04-01 00:07:14
          The essence of a good April Fool's trick by ag_wyvern2003-04-01 00:23:38
            Actually... by dion_starfire2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Re: Actually... by dion_starfire2003-04-01 00:30:29
            <confused> by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:25:35
              <hysterical laughter> by abaron2003-04-01 00:27:52
                muahaha... by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:32:05
                  /me pats the young cybergeek on the head by abaron2003-04-01 00:34:12
              Meditated on it...young geek... by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:26:19
                is late. am tired. explainink NOW. :) by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:27:30
                  Explainiction: There is no AF strip. by ag_wyvern2003-04-01 00:33:09
                    oh. by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:35:46
                    Don't believe him, that HIS april fools joke by abaron2003-04-01 00:35:16
                      The get it and link to it for those that can't get by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:36:47
                        Naw, the path is half the fun. by abaron2003-04-01 00:38:34
                          Quite simply actually... by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:40:25
                          RIGHT clicking? (n/t) by abaron2003-04-01 00:39:50
                            What's special about the context menu of Mozilla? (n/t) by ipous2003-04-01 00:54:44
                              Oh, stop the teasing, people. by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                ROTFLMAO Good one Naruki (n/t) by abaron2003-04-01 04:43:08
                    Sure There Is by dion_starfire2006-11-19 12:55:59
          <aol>me too!</aol> (n/t) by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:13:59
            More like me niether! (n/t) by abaron2003-04-01 00:19:40
              "i, too, see nothing" by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:22:31
                We'll let you get away with that. (n/t) by abaron2003-04-01 00:26:00
          i just see the blinking 'aol time warner company' (n/t) by count_02003-04-01 00:09:01
            Yes me too ... *grin* nice april joke (n/t) by Newromancer2003-04-01 00:52:11
The UF Comment Board FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) by FAQ2006-11-19 12:55:59
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 00:00:51
  obligitory misreferancing by sketcher2003-04-01 00:04:27
  tick... (n/t) by count_02003-04-01 00:02:30
    gotta love the tick :) by Bastaard2003-04-01 00:09:14
Comment Board Trivia by count_02003-04-01 00:00:39
Translations by Nea2003-04-01 00:00:26
  Deutsch / German by Old Stoneface2003-04-01 00:30:29
    2. Übersetzung by inglil2003-04-01 01:13:34
    Hübscher Schuss ins Knie, by ipous2003-04-01 00:38:18
      Dann klär mal alle auf... by Petrus2003-04-01 00:40:45
        Was frag'st du mich das? by ipous2003-04-01 00:45:14
          *böse Vermutung* by Petrus2003-04-01 00:56:52
            Re: *böse Vermutung* by inglil2003-04-01 01:15:32
              ich auch ;-) (n/t) by Old Stoneface2003-04-01 01:47:51
                Woher... by Petrus2003-04-01 03:14:42
                Guck mal hier by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  *Autsch* by anno16022003-04-01 12:14:05
                  Ja, aber... by Petrus2003-04-01 03:16:55
                    In seinem Daumen? (n/t) by ideur2003-04-01 04:12:59
                      Aprilscherz in der deutschen Übersetzung? by Petrus2003-04-01 04:20:42
                        na endlich merkt's einer :-D (n/t) by Old Stoneface2003-04-01 04:34:13
                          Muß die gemeinsame Heimat sein... (n/t) by Petrus2003-04-01 05:04:10
                            ATTN Petrus, create a diary! (n/t) by Old Stoneface2003-04-01 12:01:27
                Wie dann??? (n/t) by il225772003-04-01 02:21:39
            geht mir auch nicht anders... by ipous2003-04-01 01:08:03
            <Deleted><Deleted>2003-04-01 01:03:03
              Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2003-04-01 09:38:45
              macht nix, dafür kommen deine Messages doppelt :-) (n/t) by ipous2003-04-01 01:09:28
            Re:*böse Vermutung* by MMI2003-04-01 01:03:02
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  The one I did today by archnerd2003-04-01 17:31:30
  Somebody dumped snow over the city some time after by kahuana2003-04-01 08:42:42
  Two of them by migiizis2003-04-01 05:53:18
  A personal best prank: by skippy-ish_guy2003-04-01 05:39:02
  none that I would whant to re-live (n/t) by defect2003-04-01 04:54:36
  Not on me but by BrainBug2003-04-01 04:46:12
  Breakfast in bed by abaron2003-04-01 04:39:27
  Wasn't on April Fool's day unfortunately by Tomo2003-04-01 04:05:18
  April Fools jokes tend to be either by adiplomat2003-04-01 03:40:41
  It was not for april fools day by ideur2003-04-01 02:36:55
  Not my joke, by TKirk2003-04-01 02:18:39
  I've got a good one... by asfrith2003-04-01 00:53:00
    He he he. by Naruki2003-04-01 04:30:28
  Not pulled on me... by wheresthefish2003-04-01 00:48:30
  bush? by nibbler2003-04-01 00:37:15
    old joke... by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:39:02
  Not on me, but... by diGriz2003-04-01 00:36:29
    Signetics built them in the mid-70's by Vetitice2006-11-19 12:55:59
  March 32nd. (n/t) by ideur2003-04-01 00:35:24
  Well there was a news station that pulled on by Spisefisken2003-04-01 00:27:14
  just saw this: by cybergeek2003-04-01 00:17:34
  hum by Nuitari2003-04-01 00:17:19
  None, unfortunately, but... by ag_wyvern2003-04-01 00:14:59
  None I recall... by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:04:58
  nothign really. by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 00:03:44
  Internet down for Spring-Cleaning (n/t) by ideur2003-04-01 00:03:20
  uh, none by sketcher2003-04-01 00:01:38
    No students showed up to class thismorning! by glenalec2003-04-01 00:08:21
      lol by sketcher2003-04-01 00:25:46
        How does one define "actual human"? (n/t) by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:30:20
          when one stops being an ape by sketcher2003-04-01 00:40:37
            We still are apes. by royr2003-04-01 09:57:51
            And all of the creationist folk? by DireEyez2003-04-01 00:47:24
              to heck with 'em. by BlurOfSerenity2003-04-01 10:53:08
              eh by sketcher2003-04-01 00:58:01
      stupid joke (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-04-01 00:24:12
        Whos? by glenalec2003-04-01 00:50:07
    oh, and by sketcher2003-04-01 00:02:33
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

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