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Cartoon for Feb 14, 2003
Strip for Feb 14, 2003
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Okay... I signed up for an Aspectus account,,, by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 23:19:52
  If I remember right by reddy2003-02-14 23:28:31
  That makes two of us by slamlander2003-02-14 23:22:47
WHatever happened to ... by slamlander2003-02-14 23:14:26
Wow, this is stunning. by CrazySteve2003-02-14 22:56:29
  I'm in IRC. (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-02-14 23:05:23
  what? by reddy2003-02-14 23:04:33
  i'm here.. but there's no real interesting threads (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 23:04:14
    What do you by reddy2003-02-14 23:06:15
      take your pick... by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 23:14:09
        Lets go for the second one.. by caffine-iv2003-02-14 23:16:36
          Sounds good to me by reddy2003-02-14 23:18:58
            i've had two beers... by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 23:23:03
              not for me (n/t) by reddy2003-02-14 23:25:02
              How about... by caffine-iv2003-02-14 23:24:31
                I think I post under the by reddy2003-02-14 23:27:31
                Valentine's Day is stupid. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 23:26:54
                  yep by reddy2003-02-14 23:30:23
                    stupid.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 23:31:42
                      Because there are so very few by caffine-iv2003-02-14 23:35:39
                        umm.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 23:37:39
                          I wouldn't know. (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-02-14 23:49:21
                          why do you think guys spend all the money? <nt> by CrazySteve2003-02-14 23:48:38
                            so they can by reddy2003-02-14 23:53:07
                        that would be nice by reddy2003-02-14 23:36:54
                      they see all the other girls by reddy2003-02-14 23:34:23
                        see, that's what it's about -- by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 23:36:48
                          I have never gotten by reddy2003-02-14 23:41:32
                            i never quite saw the appeal of shiny rocks. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 23:42:35
                              oh yes by reddy2003-02-14 23:45:00
                                forget the car... by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 23:46:05
                                very true by reddy2003-02-14 23:47:51
                                i never liked boats much. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 23:49:41
                                I have only been by reddy2003-02-14 23:51:40
                                could get several by CrazySteve2003-02-14 23:46:40
                                indeed.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 23:48:35
                                if they keep marking them up like they are by CrazySteve2003-02-14 23:49:29
          which sort? by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 23:18:08
      I left a message for you down below.. by caffine-iv2003-02-14 23:11:52
        Oh? by reddy2003-02-14 23:13:19
          Yes you will have to :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-02-14 23:14:21
            how far down? (n/t) by reddy2003-02-14 23:15:15
              Right in your thread... by caffine-iv2003-02-14 23:17:39
life and meaning by DennisMV2003-02-14 21:47:15
  I don't feel like retyping all of my response to by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ok by DennisMV2003-02-14 22:18:25
      Possibly. It depends on what your intent is. by Arcanum2003-02-14 22:30:09
I tell you what... by rapido752003-02-14 21:16:13
  I changed my XP to a win95 look the day I got it. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 23:05:54
    Well, for me... by rapido752003-02-14 23:10:28
  no tellytubbies? by reddy2003-02-14 21:26:50
  you can do all of that w/o tweakui by sketcher2003-02-14 21:25:36
Latecomers' by CrazySteve2003-02-14 21:04:47
  sauce, cheese, pepperoni, pepperoni, cheese, pep.. by DireEyez2003-02-14 23:42:48
    I get the feeling you like by zona2003-02-14 23:45:08
      make it thin crust by reddy2003-02-14 23:49:53
        No nono...Chicago style Deep Dish by DireEyez2003-02-14 23:55:40
          I love deep dish by reddy2003-02-14 23:58:27
            Pepperoni is the only kind of pizza I'll eat by DireEyez2003-02-14 23:59:24
  pepperoni, and green peppers, mushrooms, olives,.. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 23:02:40
  Canadian Bacon, Pinapple & Garlic by zona2003-02-14 21:55:33
    that sounds good by reddy2003-02-14 22:00:00
      Yah.....The pizza IS good. by zona2003-02-14 22:09:21
        no it's not by reddy2003-02-14 22:19:17
          Er.... by zona2003-02-14 22:27:23
            OK by reddy2003-02-14 22:29:58
              Yah.. by zona2003-02-14 23:41:16
                anyone have by reddy2003-02-14 23:42:50
                  *grin* Probably. by zona2003-02-14 23:44:32
                    I don't know (n/t) by reddy2003-02-14 23:46:03
  hearts, kidneys and onions by thewrongcrowd2003-02-14 21:30:23
    oh yeah, and put some anchovies on it by thewrongcrowd2003-02-14 21:31:20
  fish by sketcher2003-02-14 21:23:19
    really? by reddy2003-02-14 21:25:04
      and some broken glass by sketcher2003-02-14 21:26:32
        what did you want by reddy2003-02-14 21:27:54
          an ultra-mega-chugger by sketcher2003-02-14 21:30:43
  It depends. by Arcanum2003-02-14 21:21:08
  yummy by reddy2003-02-14 21:06:45
here's one for all you lovers out there... by defdood2006-11-19 12:55:59
  LOL :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-15 09:00:19
  Ha! by rapido752003-02-14 22:15:01
  that's cute :) by DennisMV2003-02-14 21:48:13
    That would work for A.J.'s... by rapido752003-02-14 22:06:13
  Don't make me power up the orbital ion cannon! by Arcanum2003-02-14 20:49:37
    FIRE THE LASER!!! (n/t) by desertrat662003-02-14 20:53:25
      IT'S NOT A LASER DAMMIT! by Arcanum2003-02-14 20:57:04
        Any evil geniuses around by reddy2003-02-14 21:03:13
          Yes, right here. by Arcanum2003-02-14 21:05:04
            for a better tomorrow? by reddy2003-02-14 21:08:18
              of course for a better tomorrow by CrazySteve2003-02-14 21:10:31
                Of course. by Arcanum2003-02-14 21:14:59
                  exactly <nt> by CrazySteve2003-02-14 21:16:27
                    how will it be better by reddy2003-02-14 21:23:14
                      It's mostly for misbehaving rulers. by Arcanum2003-02-14 21:32:29
                        play nice by reddy2003-02-14 21:49:32
                          Global politics. by Arcanum2003-02-14 21:54:01
                            at this moment by reddy2003-02-14 21:57:48
  ARGH *LART LART LART LART LART LART* (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-02-14 20:36:54
    Why does by DennisMV2003-02-14 22:22:12
Who all is around? by reddy2003-02-14 19:59:18
  EGADS. by caffine-iv2003-02-14 22:57:21
    OK by reddy2003-02-14 23:22:26
      Drinking is good. by caffine-iv2003-02-14 23:37:16
  Doing that work thing... by zona2003-02-14 22:14:08
    Happy Valentines Day :D by caffine-iv2003-02-14 22:58:13
      Cool. by zona2003-02-14 23:33:37
        We were short staffed too. by caffine-iv2003-02-14 23:36:45
          D'oh! by zona2003-02-14 23:40:42
            I plan on not sleeping. by caffine-iv2003-02-14 23:53:11
    and you still by reddy2003-02-14 22:21:57
      Heh. Tech support close? by zona2003-02-14 22:29:05
        unlucky you by reddy2003-02-14 22:31:22
          Yah... by zona2003-02-14 23:38:53
  i spin you right round, reddy, right 'round by sketcher2003-02-14 21:38:32
    Hey by reddy2003-02-14 21:51:01
      yeah by sketcher2003-02-14 22:34:04
        *giggle* by reddy2003-02-14 22:41:34
  Hi! by rapido752003-02-14 21:16:52
    hi by reddy2003-02-14 21:23:59
      To quote 'Office Space': by rapido752003-02-14 23:19:53
        that would be nice by reddy2003-02-14 23:32:20
      It is. Lots. (n/t) by rapido752003-02-14 22:09:30
        ok by reddy2003-02-14 22:26:18
  Not me. I'm a square :-) (n/t) by kahuana2003-02-14 20:20:15
    you square? by reddy2003-02-14 20:22:14
      Oh yea. I'm square. by kahuana2003-02-14 20:42:34
        hey now by reddy2003-02-14 20:52:44
  Not me! by Arcanum2003-02-14 20:06:25
    Oh yea by reddy2003-02-14 20:09:48
      so... by defdood2003-02-14 20:37:18
        Hey by reddy2003-02-14 21:04:43
  Everyone is out... by Nickface2003-02-14 20:02:22
    I wonder by reddy2003-02-14 20:06:32
      Well, you know there's at least one. :) by Nickface2003-02-14 20:09:38
        poetry? by reddy2003-02-14 20:10:42
          I was referring to... by Nickface2006-11-19 12:55:59
            that is good by reddy2003-02-14 20:19:56
              I wish I couldn't. by Nickface2003-02-14 20:25:43
                yea by reddy2003-02-14 20:30:49
                  Having an outlet is always good. by Nickface2003-02-14 20:37:30
                    I tend to do that by reddy2003-02-14 20:51:47
k, so here's my master plan: by cybergeek2003-02-14 18:26:29
  Get a wakizashi as well... by Illiad2003-02-14 18:44:29
    *giggles* by reddy2003-02-14 18:50:04
      All I got is this Sad Gin and tonic... by Nickface2003-02-14 18:58:15
        Hmm let me see by reddy2003-02-14 19:13:01
          nah, that's ok. by Nickface2003-02-14 19:21:06
            Alright by reddy2003-02-14 19:23:41
          Pfft. by Arcanum2003-02-14 19:20:46
            Hmm by reddy2003-02-14 19:27:08
              Kentucky bourbon whiskey. by Arcanum2003-02-14 19:29:16
                that is why by reddy2003-02-14 19:33:04
      No more? by caffine-iv2003-02-14 18:50:43
        yes I'm sure by reddy2003-02-14 18:56:21
  As opposed to katanas which only tickle? (n/t) by slayer2003-02-14 18:35:14
  Me wanna also! (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-02-14 18:31:12
Windows XP DSL Error 761 by caffine-iv2003-02-14 17:44:00
  Nevermind. (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-02-14 18:00:45
i guess this religionship by OzanBABA2003-02-14 17:05:04
  give up? by phxgoddess2003-02-14 18:17:09
  Dude, if you don't hear from her on Valentine's by crash_2003-02-14 18:16:26
  Ozan, A slight correction: by SouthpawPL2003-02-14 17:12:37
    Indeed... by Illiad2003-02-14 17:39:39
      you speak in my mother's tongue? by defdood2003-02-14 20:32:18
        Mothers speak the same language the world over. (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2003-02-14 21:35:30
          There IS only one mother by Control2003-02-14 23:00:55
    i thought by OzanBABA2003-02-14 17:18:34
    d*mn by OzanBABA2003-02-14 17:15:42
Grr False Advertising by MikeCDN2003-02-14 16:47:21
  next time video tape it by Diorama2003-02-14 16:48:56
    LOL by MikeCDN2003-02-14 16:52:57
      heh! (n/t) by Diorama2003-02-14 16:54:07
    rich'ou (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-02-14 16:52:25
Linux & Video Out by cmantito2003-02-14 16:35:00
  change the resolution by OzanBABA2003-02-14 16:54:45
    Tried... by cmantito2003-02-14 16:59:08
      maybe by OzanBABA2003-02-14 17:02:24
Whoa! by imperito2003-02-14 16:00:55
  Well... by cmantito2003-02-14 16:45:39
  they said it was reliable?? by CrazySteve2003-02-14 16:05:22
    Now, like I said... by imperito2003-02-14 16:07:28
      would it make sense by CrazySteve2003-02-14 16:15:41
To Clean a Keyboard by surgo2003-02-14 15:44:54
  if you are going to imerse a keyboard by Dok2003-02-14 20:57:15
  wrap the cord around it, by cybergeek2003-02-14 18:20:46
  thanks all (n/t) by surgo2003-02-14 16:37:44
  What I did. by aix tom2003-02-14 16:09:02
  Best way is to pull em out... by imperito2003-02-14 16:05:43
    Au contraire. by gblues2003-02-14 16:08:06
      Thats the case with mine, but... by imperito2003-02-14 16:11:08
  get hold of a key-puller by Diorama2003-02-14 15:53:14
    Hey, a new use for those old chip pullers!:) (n/t) by Rellik2003-02-14 22:20:27
    key puller?? by CrazySteve2003-02-14 15:54:03
      well that would work by Diorama2003-02-14 15:59:58
      how easy are they to "pop back on"? (n/t) by surgo2003-02-14 15:56:19
        On most keyboards by MikeCDN2003-02-14 15:58:33
  rubbing alcohol and QTips to remove stubborn grime (n/t) by i_am_pi2003-02-14 15:50:24
  Try baby-wipes... by cmantito2003-02-14 15:46:01
Go Canada !!!! by aix tom2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Coolies, 100% resuable by Freakazoid2003-02-14 23:50:53
  Dude by LooseChanj2003-02-14 17:21:49
    It's basicly the same. by aix tom2003-02-14 18:14:09
  Hey by aix tom2003-02-14 15:48:58
    Think of the rockets!!! (n/t) by Illiad2003-02-14 15:50:34
      You just want to see the first Segway in orbit... (n/t) by kahuana2003-02-14 15:51:35
        LOL - they all belong there anyways :) (n/t) by TheAnomaly2003-02-14 15:56:59
Latte at the homeless shelter tonight by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
is it just me or by sketcher2003-02-14 14:49:14
  Better than most other forms of copy protection. by Arcanum2003-02-14 15:59:03
  Better than by Pic2003-02-14 15:31:24
    The old red window and... by ByteMeDammit2003-02-14 17:58:35
    day of the thence(i misspelled sorry :) by OzanBABA2003-02-14 16:30:24
    What is the by MikeCDN2003-02-14 15:32:27
      Worse still.. by Village Idiot2003-02-14 15:42:09
        What game is that from? by MikeCDN2003-02-14 15:45:18
          Indiana Jones and the temple of Doom by Diorama2003-02-14 15:50:04
          Trying to rememeber.. by Village Idiot2003-02-14 15:49:11
            street rod by OzanBABA2003-02-14 16:32:54
  Key codes by Diorama2003-02-14 15:02:36
    I'll add to that prize platter by TheAnomaly2003-02-14 15:35:48
      Consoles are better for gaming anyways by MikeCDN2003-02-14 15:38:44
        <Prays that Mike is only kidding...> (n/t) by ByteMeDammit2003-02-14 17:57:15
        Consoles better?!?!?!?! by TheAnomaly2003-02-14 15:50:16
          As I like to say... by rapido752003-02-14 20:09:32
          And now someone has said Halo is on pc...? by TheAnomaly2003-02-14 15:51:29
            I hear Halo is to be released for PC too! (n/t) by ByteMeDammit2003-02-14 17:59:45
            thats what i heard anyway (n/t) by Diorama2003-02-14 16:05:18
        Re: SC: Ghost by Diorama2003-02-14 15:42:04
          I'll agree with Stratagy by MikeCDN2003-02-14 15:44:46
            Halo is on PC by Diorama2003-02-14 15:48:18
              Not yet it isn't by MikeCDN2003-02-14 15:51:23
                oh ok by Diorama2003-02-14 16:09:57
                  Hopefully by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    groovy by Diorama2003-02-14 16:26:15
                      Well... by MikeCDN2003-02-14 16:29:56
                        Nes was cool by Diorama2003-02-14 16:43:55
                          Geez by MikeCDN2003-02-14 16:51:35
                            you havent heard of the mighty by Diorama2003-02-14 17:08:18
        Blasphemer! <nt> by CrazySteve2003-02-14 15:41:12
    d2: lod by sketcher2003-02-14 15:06:27
      nope :p (n/t) by Diorama2003-02-14 15:12:12
  Better than a code wheel. (n/t) by lonegunman2003-02-14 14:56:11
I'm happy I got by Reddy2003-02-14 14:42:59
  i cound say that by OzanBABA2003-02-14 16:48:29
    no roses by reddy2003-02-14 17:07:34
  I was so diappointed by LooseChanj2003-02-14 15:23:49
    Me too..... by scottpesj12003-02-14 18:28:03
  Girl Scoots eh by TheAnomaly2003-02-14 15:17:49
    Well these by reddy2003-02-14 15:50:21
Opera: Bork Edition by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Downloaded. :D (n/t) by Shadowclaw2003-02-14 16:09:25
  Bork Edition Credits by MikeCDN2003-02-14 13:49:48
oooh :) by Arienadean2003-02-14 13:36:25
  oooh and get this I'm getting arid of my exhusband by Arienadean2003-02-14 13:54:31
    Congrats (n/t) by MikeCDN2003-02-14 14:19:16
    I don't really see divorce a a good thing, but, by animefreak2003-02-14 14:10:33
      If it's divorce... by rapido752003-02-14 18:46:20
      And you're pontificating on divorce by flatlander2003-02-14 15:27:57
        Now now, by vyrus2003-02-14 17:51:45
      well by Arienadean2003-02-14 14:24:27
      Also, I see it appropriate if by animefreak2003-02-14 14:18:49
        people need to by Arienadean2003-02-14 14:26:48
    Félicitations! by SaleGamine2003-02-14 14:06:26
    CONGRATS!!! by desertrat662003-02-14 14:02:10
      before they did that by Arienadean2003-02-14 14:08:47
        Nope by desertrat662003-02-14 14:18:38
          For my son I put him into play therapy by Arienadean2003-02-14 14:30:25
            Counseling for guys by desertrat662003-02-14 19:34:57
          not fun by Reddy2003-02-14 14:27:47
            they didn't medicate me by Arienadean2003-02-14 14:32:31
    Congrats by Reddy2003-02-14 14:00:31
      she's probably the one holding it back by Arienadean2003-02-14 14:01:36
  *Drools* by SaleGamine2003-02-14 13:42:00
    thease are thorton classics and mint selection :9 (n/t) by Arienadean2003-02-14 14:00:02
  are you sharing? by Reddy2003-02-14 13:38:13
Could someone please pass me the Big_Foam_Clue.Bat by desertrat662003-02-14 13:09:52
  One Aluminum Attitude-Adjustment Tool Comin' Up! by themadkansan2003-02-14 14:48:58
  what this simply means by DennisMV2003-02-14 13:32:32
    We offer 1 day basic computer courses by desertrat662003-02-14 13:57:51
    i doubt it by fraek2003-02-14 13:51:02
  *hands desertrat55 maple bat* by kahuana2003-02-14 13:16:21
    DOH! by kahuana2003-02-14 13:17:12
      (OT) You're the one who got my username (OT) (n/t) by Jedikahuna2003-02-14 13:43:11
        But I'm not kahuna... (n/t) by kahuana2003-02-14 14:27:37
  *hand kids foam bat* by Reddy2003-02-14 13:12:34
    *Wraps bat in duct tape* by Glytch782003-02-17 12:05:47
P.B.'s Joke of the day by P.Buttercup2003-02-14 12:56:39
  Or an abortion clinic. by Naruki2003-02-14 12:59:59
  Nice. Quite funny in fact (n/t) by animefreak2003-02-14 12:59:57
Guerilla Poet Society by Naruki2003-02-14 12:43:50
  You're weird. :) (n/t) by Dagda2003-02-15 08:55:42
  *grin* by Nea2003-02-14 21:07:47
  lol by Reddy2003-02-14 13:09:25
MMmmm, Altoids. by animefreak2003-02-14 12:34:57
  The cinnamon ones rock too (n/t) by Arienadean2003-02-14 13:58:02
    I've tried the cinnamon ones. by animefreak2003-02-14 14:04:00
Heres a new song for Erwin and Dust Puppy to sing! by The Ghost Rider2003-02-14 12:09:28
  I'll tell you what by Jedikahuna2003-02-14 13:06:07
  If you haven't posted this, clap your hands! by adiplomat2003-02-14 12:32:47
    He's new here, from the looks of it... by themadkansan2003-02-14 12:37:08
      That WAS the "nice" version. If a regular had by adiplomat2003-02-14 12:42:58
:-) by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  i don't get it.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 16:08:02
  If you like that you'll like this by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
  lol by Reddy2003-02-14 13:11:27
  I can't get it either...saying page not found. (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-02-14 13:06:03
  I can't get it. by animefreak2003-02-14 12:16:15
    Never mind. by animefreak2003-02-14 12:23:43
  you sir, are psychotic. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 12:08:21
    And you've been reading his 'toon for HOW long? by adiplomat2003-02-14 12:28:49
You know, a large heart shaped box by slayer2003-02-14 11:57:01
  What's her problem anyway? by GeminiDomino22003-02-14 11:58:44
    Ignore the first panel by Buffy_Fett2003-02-14 12:01:41
      i never noticed he was talking to pearl! lol.. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 12:03:33
        I did the same thing. (n/t) by Nickface2003-02-14 14:20:37
    She thinks that it's for Pearl (n/t) by slayer2003-02-14 12:01:38
    Oh I get it now... by GeminiDomino22003-02-14 12:01:29
      LOL. Two people explained it to me as I got it by GeminiDomino22003-02-14 12:02:40
Hey is (n\t) the same as nim (nim) (n/t) by mhnord2003-02-14 11:51:05
  What is nim? by Naruki2003-02-14 11:52:13
    not almost always.. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 11:53:53
      Yes, almost always (n/t) by Ston2003-02-14 12:01:00
        look at all the nt posts on the board, ever by Ubergeek22003-02-14 12:02:02
          (n/t) means no text? by z0ck2003-02-14 12:15:26
            Nope. by Naruki2003-02-14 12:20:11
  what does nim stand for? (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 11:52:07
    'Nim' is an old game... by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 16:15:33
To all the UFie ladies... by diGriz2003-02-14 11:14:25
  oh please this is more like what the ladies are .. by Tazanator2003-02-14 12:06:33
    Starts running for the bomb shelter .... (n/t) by Tazanator2003-02-14 12:07:46
      Why? by Reddy2003-02-14 12:12:59
        yeah but .... by Tazanator2003-02-14 12:14:47
          True but by Reddy2003-02-14 12:18:31
            REPAIR shops ... by Tazanator2003-02-14 12:23:15
              Classified by Reddy2003-02-14 12:29:10
  very nice. (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-02-14 11:59:51
  What? Y'all aren't normal? by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 11:24:19
    gas by OzanBABA2003-02-14 16:38:02
    I still don't get it by Spisefisken2003-02-14 11:49:34
      Define Normal by Tazanator2003-02-14 12:20:15
        A Cycle on a washing machine by migiizis2003-02-14 12:56:54
        Normal is... by Naruki2003-02-14 12:22:08
          I thought that was ... by Tazanator2003-02-14 12:25:02
            the cute kitten by Reddy2003-02-14 12:37:08
              Too cute for Garfield. (n/t) by animefreak2003-02-14 13:01:48
  That is sweet by Reddy2003-02-14 11:16:56
  oh great, now i'm not even the sweet one HERE!? by Ubergeek22003-02-14 11:16:42
    *Comforts* by SaleGamine2003-02-14 14:04:40
    *douses Ubergeek in sugar* by slayer2003-02-14 11:21:46
      eww dude! i don't swing that way! by Ubergeek22003-02-14 11:52:44
        Hmmm by Reddy2003-02-14 11:54:57
          depends, do i get to dry off before work? (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 11:55:34
            When do you go to work? by Reddy2003-02-14 12:04:54
              2 minutes. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 12:09:26
                But I'm not done licking :( (n/t) by slayer2003-02-14 12:14:25
                  Ahh by Reddy2003-02-14 12:24:14
                    so how many licks does it take by slayer2003-02-14 12:26:51
                      I just got two by Reddy2003-02-14 12:30:34
                But I didn't by Reddy2003-02-14 12:13:55
*sigh* by Sehmket2003-02-14 11:10:26
  You had file sharing software in violation of by slayer2003-02-14 11:38:55
    Yup. by Sehmket2003-02-14 11:57:38
"Eloi?" by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm getting a lot of "pacifist" results when I by adiplomat2003-02-14 12:02:24
  I thought the "Eloďm(sp?)" by SaleGamine2003-02-14 11:54:54
    There is a "Saint Eloi" by SaleGamine2003-02-14 11:59:53
  Maybe they misspelled Elian? by Naruki2003-02-14 11:48:02
  It's also an Aramaic word. by thewrongcrowd2003-02-14 11:29:49
    JD's Pagan readership must think he's selling out. (n/t) by slayer2003-02-14 11:48:54
    He's supporting the God agenda? by Naruki2003-02-14 11:46:57
      lynchify by MikeCDN2003-02-14 11:48:54
        shoudl we call it a.. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 11:49:49
          I like the latter choice. by Naruki2003-02-14 11:50:20
            At times, while reading the board by thewrongcrowd2003-02-14 12:18:48
  HG Wells maybe? by Antitheus2003-02-14 11:23:33
  H.G. Well's "The Time Machine?" by saxguy022003-02-14 11:21:30
http://stoppoliceware.org/ (nt) by noonespecial2003-02-14 11:00:19
  <MODERATED>.cx (n/t) by i_am_pi2003-02-14 11:07:45
  http://bbirc.kevinsnet.com/ (n/t) by cmantito2003-02-14 11:05:15
  http://www.userfriendly.org/ (n/t) by nin_man2003-02-14 11:04:32
HELP!!! by abaron2003-02-14 10:53:56
  One of my FAVORITES: Tom's boot disk. by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
    There are even external USB/Firewire cases that by kahuana2003-02-14 19:28:37
  Next time partition it by rockitanski2003-02-14 14:02:46
    Bad move. by Khaar2003-02-14 15:05:00
      NTFS can't be resized? by MikeCDN2003-02-14 15:13:51
        PM works pretty good, but Ghost hasn't always by kahuana2003-02-14 16:01:57
  NTFS bootdisk by aix tom2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Knoppix by Khaar2003-02-14 11:02:05
    Knoppix rocks the house (n/t) by Illiad2003-02-14 11:07:05
  Mount it elsewhere by DeskTop_Ron2003-02-14 11:01:31
    Does it hurt a hard drive by vyrus2003-02-14 17:45:22
    Yes I was hoping I wouldn't have to buy an adapter by abaron2003-02-14 11:14:45
Oh, I just remembered by Llyr2003-02-14 10:45:21
  likies? (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:45:53
    allow me to try again. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:46:15
      Sure by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I'm also seriously considering by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I'm also seriously considering by Llyr2003-02-14 10:52:31
To Kill a Keyboard by cmantito2003-02-14 10:31:52
  Salt water. by vyrus2003-02-14 17:59:41
    Ah, nevermind... by vyrus2003-02-14 18:01:38
  this is what i did by OzanBABA2003-02-14 16:41:48
    correction by OzanBABA2003-02-14 16:44:54
  Hey, I've GOT one of those old IBM keyboards....! by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  fill the gaps between the keys with glue by test1232003-02-14 12:02:33
  Too late but by DeskTop_Ron2003-02-14 11:41:57
  The dirty deed is done... by cmantito2003-02-14 11:01:39
  Take an exacto knife by hyzenthlay2003-02-14 11:00:50
  Drop From Highest Possible Window by MikeCDN2003-02-14 10:52:44
  Sand. by Amaryllis2003-02-14 10:50:47
  Do you know how to cut an apple from the inside? by Khaar2003-02-14 10:49:11
    OK! Pin Idea...like it! Thanks (n/t) by cmantito2003-02-14 10:53:43
  Weird! by cmantito2003-02-14 10:47:31
    getting there... (n/t) by McNutcase2003-02-14 10:48:20
    Sounds a little munged. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-14 10:48:05
  soo many good ideas... by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:45:13
    then he would by Reddy2003-02-14 10:48:16
      he wouldn't know the cord was busted. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:53:44
  Attack the plug/cable. by wheresthefish2003-02-14 10:43:36
  Do you have a car battery? by ShadoCat2003-02-14 10:43:32
  My compliments to IBM... by cmantito2003-02-14 10:39:27
  stand on plug. raise board above head. by McNutcase2003-02-14 10:38:53
  Spill the most sugary soda you have on it. by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 10:36:13
    There is now a can of Sprite drying in it... (n/t) by cmantito2003-02-14 10:44:35
    Good option by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 10:38:21
      The staining ain't a problem by Llyr2003-02-14 10:39:34
    Dublin Dr. Pepper by Reddy2003-02-14 10:37:31
      There was probably a nice protective layer by Llyr2003-02-14 10:38:47
        or the bottle by Reddy2003-02-14 10:41:54
          Possibly. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-14 10:42:16
    Sounds good... (n/t) by cmantito2003-02-14 10:37:14
  Spill soda in it and let it dry (n/t) by ShadoCat2003-02-14 10:35:38
  One word: by Llyr2003-02-14 10:33:48
    Hmm... by cmantito2003-02-14 10:35:16
      Should do. by Llyr2003-02-14 10:37:08
  ...why? (n/t) by cybergeek2003-02-14 10:32:52
    Well... by cmantito2003-02-14 10:34:48
      Just pour a soda pop in it by flatlander2003-02-14 10:38:23
      can you pop the keys off? by Reddy2003-02-14 10:36:25
        yeah. pop some keys up and dribble superglue in by i_am_pi2003-02-14 10:38:57
          Heh. by Llyr2003-02-14 10:40:12
      When you say by Llyr2003-02-14 10:35:32
        My brother. (n/t) by cmantito2003-02-14 10:37:32
          Aha. (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-14 10:38:03
Hi everyone by Llyr2003-02-14 10:24:19
  Hi by Reddy2003-02-14 10:30:54
    Puck by Edvard Grieg by Llyr2003-02-14 10:31:52
      I hadn't heard of that one by Reddy2003-02-14 10:34:10
        I don't mind them. by Llyr2003-02-14 10:34:56
  oh yea!? yea?! (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:25:52
    *gasp* by Llyr2003-02-14 10:26:52
      and i'm running 98SE on this box. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:28:06
        That's nearly worse. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-14 10:29:02
          NMB by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:29:30
            Ahh. (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-14 10:31:10
      KoC is down, why post the links? (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:27:43
        'Tis? Ah. (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-14 10:27:58
          yea, and i'm going to be looted when it comes back by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:29:04
            Argh. (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-14 10:32:02
XP Banner by bara2003-02-14 10:07:19
  Waagh! (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-14 10:23:08
    ...the Orks. (n/t) by Illiad2003-02-14 10:24:17
      Umm... by Llyr2003-02-14 10:25:31
        reference for your edification by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Aha. by Llyr2003-02-14 10:29:32
            Okay. I read all that, by Llyr2003-02-14 10:32:40
              Not Really by Diorama2003-02-14 18:11:24
        dude, you need to learn more... by McNutcase2003-02-14 10:26:39
          You're still confusing me. by Llyr2003-02-14 10:27:44
            it's Warhammer 40,000, I think. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 11:00:40
      Waaagh! Ghazghkull? (n/t) by McNutcase2003-02-14 10:25:24
  I wonder if... by Illiad2003-02-14 10:17:12
    And I wonder if... by bara2003-02-14 10:36:52
    call me stupid, but i don't think i did.. (n/t) by i_am_pi2003-02-14 10:19:47
      (or it could be that i'm not awake enough yet) (n/t) by i_am_pi2003-02-14 10:21:18
    Subtle? by migiizis2003-02-14 10:18:40
      Glad to hear it ;-) by Illiad2003-02-14 10:19:22
        And even better by migiizis2003-02-14 10:20:30
          yea *appaluse* i like it. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:22:02
    of course. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:17:41
  I saw it. 'Twas very scary. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-14 10:12:50
  this I got to see by defect2003-02-14 10:10:55
    here you go. by Ubergeek22006-11-19 12:55:59
    here... by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
      ahh you got me. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:14:36
        I'd have posted even quicker by McNutcase2003-02-14 10:17:18
          i didn't know it was on UF at first and ignored it (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:18:24
    Click the UFie logo by MikeCDN2003-02-14 10:12:03
      I see it now,scary (n/t) by defect2003-02-14 10:16:02
A co-worker just gave by Reddy2003-02-14 09:58:15
  i like the "magic 8-bal" ones. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:42:38
    Love her by Reddy2003-02-14 10:45:10
      lol, no, they're different candies. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:47:30
        I haven't seen those by Reddy2003-02-14 10:50:59
          there are some really good ones. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:57:12
  I don't understand this one by Reddy2003-02-14 10:39:37
  UP YER DOSAGE by thewrongcrowd2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That is good by Reddy2003-02-14 10:20:03
  'this isnt candy', by sketcher2003-02-14 10:05:21
    Bite Me by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 10:39:54
Oh btw I forgot to mention it by Spisefisken2003-02-14 09:54:22
  I won't worship you by Reddy2003-02-14 09:59:57
    That'll do, reddy, that'll do by Spisefisken2003-02-14 10:04:43
  You're not even supposed to worship St Valentine. by Naruki2003-02-14 09:55:31
    Oh come on now. by Spisefisken2003-02-14 09:58:14
      Good excuse by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 10:41:58
once - just once - i'd very much like... by cybergeek2003-02-14 09:53:43
  *kvetch* (n/t) by i_am_pi2003-02-14 10:08:33
    Dry-runs are OK, by wheresthefish2003-02-14 11:35:59
Dolly the Sheep has passed on by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
  This somber piece of news... by rapido752003-02-14 18:41:15
  i never thought by Diorama2003-02-14 16:47:17
  Anyone got mint jelly? by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 10:42:44
    would apple mint work? by Reddy2003-02-14 10:47:02
  A moment of silence, please. by Llyr2003-02-14 10:21:50
  Farewell Dolly. by kahuana2003-02-14 10:06:45
  Hmmm by Reddy2003-02-14 10:03:19
  how horrible by defect2003-02-14 09:59:17
  That reminds me... by Khaar2003-02-14 09:57:42
    not a peep (n/t) by MikeCDN2003-02-14 09:58:26
  *bows head* poor sheepy. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 09:56:09
New words! by Spiff2003-02-14 09:49:16
  GOL by Naruki2003-02-14 09:54:16
    Old by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 10:44:59
      Yep by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I suspected that. by Spiff2003-02-14 14:18:43
      hehe. GOL+Old=GOld! (n/t) by majorg172003-02-14 12:31:43
hmm... yup by sketcher2003-02-14 09:42:00
  don't they have to give you two weeks' notice? (n/t) by Dazed2003-02-14 12:36:07
  {{{Sketcher}}} by Reddy2003-02-14 09:46:53
    thanks by sketcher2003-02-14 09:52:08
      Work by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 10:46:23
OK, I'll never steal from MS again... by beez2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That was convenient. by wheresthefish2003-02-14 10:49:01
  Hmmmm AntiTrust the Movie Anyone? (n/t) by sir lox elroy2003-02-14 10:40:18
  I'm guessing he knew it was coming... by Naruki2003-02-14 09:56:46
  nope, nothing suspicious at all by CrazySteve2003-02-14 09:52:48
    Did he think Windows ME meant... by OddParity2003-02-14 10:17:03
      Ew... by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 10:49:31
  guilt kills! (n/t) by krisguy2003-02-14 09:40:34
Valentine's Day? Humbug! by Metalhead012003-02-14 09:37:57
  Single for 21 years and counting by Nessalc2003-02-14 15:17:42
  Though I profess not to like it by MikeCDN2003-02-14 10:57:25
  It ain't just sour grapes... by suzisuzisuzi2003-02-14 10:52:48
  Boycott VD Day by bdot2003-02-14 10:10:34
    Absolutely! by thewrongcrowd2003-02-14 10:21:35
  Valentine's Day is a burden to many by lord_dolphin2003-02-14 09:55:09
    i could beat you, but i won't. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 09:57:43
  <AOL>Me too!</AOL> by NorthernCoder2003-02-14 09:41:38
  No, those grapes aren't sour by flatlander2003-02-14 09:40:33
    Agree by Reddy2003-02-14 09:45:20
      he better do something DAMN special for you. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 09:47:07
        Ha ha ha by Reddy2003-02-14 09:48:40
          that sickens me, it really does. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 09:51:15
            Be paitent by migiizis2003-02-14 09:59:49
              not around here. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:05:46
                I know you don't want to here this but by migiizis2003-02-14 10:11:35
                  if they want the jerk, have them. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:16:14
        If he doesn't by migiizis2003-02-14 09:48:18
          hmmm not sure which way i shoudl take that.. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 09:58:53
            Take it as by migiizis2003-02-14 10:01:12
              how about a rose bush, by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:04:34
                Sounds like you're thinking along the right lines by migiizis2003-02-14 10:07:19
                  I know what Reddy likes ;) (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:12:59
                    There you go then :) by migiizis2003-02-14 10:14:15
                      and she's also.. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:17:06
                        And your point is? by migiizis2003-02-14 10:24:15
                          i'm 18. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:25:20
                            I know by migiizis2003-02-14 10:27:43
                              hmm i'm 10 years older than her eldest. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:40:21
                                So what are you waiting for? by migiizis2003-02-14 10:53:13
                                the not waning the jerk part to happen. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:55:19
Lets Transpose some letters... by MatthewSMaynard2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Foam their gab (n/t) by schmutzboy2003-10-01 10:49:32
  ARAB HOME GIFT ?? (n/t) by klar_at_home2003-02-14 13:21:08
  FEAR MA BIG HOT.... by Control2003-02-14 11:50:04
  BRA AH GET OF MI by rapido752003-02-14 10:20:57
  Yeah but... by suzisuzisuzi2003-02-14 10:07:34
    Could it have been... by Yadot2003-02-14 10:10:53
  A BAG OF HERMIT by i_am_pi2003-02-14 09:49:29
  Toga Ham Fiber by thewrongcrowd2003-02-14 09:45:41
  I'm A Gobfather (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 09:34:38
    A Big Fart Oh Me (n/t) by DShade2003-02-14 09:38:05
  The Mafia Borg! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 09:31:59
  Amoeba Fright! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 09:30:22
    I GAME FOR BATH (n/t) by DShade2003-02-14 09:33:43
This is wild.... by j.butterfly2003-02-14 09:25:52
  Here are the lyrics: by Llyr2003-02-14 10:18:31
  that's the best song on that album. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 09:34:42
    the Drill song "Butterfly" is better by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 09:36:01
      like i said.. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 09:43:14
Oh the humanity! The horror! by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I like the laptop.. by rapido752003-02-14 12:16:16
  ow. by i_am_pi2003-02-14 10:04:13
  *sob* by cartamusica2003-02-14 09:47:00
  painful, why, how, no, can`t by defect2003-02-14 09:35:42
  a few of those hurt. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 09:30:38
    Duck taped HDD by Khaar2003-02-14 13:34:11
  This is more than why I hate lusers. by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-14 09:21:57
  Man that link is slow... by cmantito2003-02-14 09:11:23
    Nope. defect is still hitting it. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-14 09:22:43
Windows Domain Controller by cmantito2003-02-14 09:03:06
  Yes you can logon to NT4 servers by delltech2003-02-14 10:00:59
  Yes you can by mhnord2003-02-14 09:30:03
  Thanks... by cmantito2003-02-14 09:09:26
  They can. (n/t) by chrisP2003-02-14 09:06:01
  I know they can do it if there is a 2k server in by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-14 09:05:31
    Very tempting... (n/t) by cmantito2003-02-14 09:15:28
    Sounds good ;-) by chrisP2003-02-14 09:09:29
      Samba by matto2003-02-14 09:35:41
      Like I said... by cmantito2003-02-14 09:14:06
        ...and the users all complained. Something about by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-14 09:30:00
Please bow you heads. For a short prayer. :) by JustnCase2003-02-14 08:58:05
  Now that's a keeper. c(_) by kahuana2003-02-14 09:45:29
  I perfer Gin myself. by Nickface2003-02-14 09:22:44
    Gin? Gin!? rum man,. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 09:36:06
      how about by Reddy2003-02-14 13:05:09
        tequilla monopoly! :) by JustnCase2003-02-14 17:18:34
          we played? by reddy2003-02-14 22:47:41
      gin is icky! (n/t) by j.butterfly2003-02-14 12:01:24
  Ahhh by Reddy2003-02-14 09:05:46
People and Travaling (or My Family is Insane) by MikeCDN2003-02-14 08:52:49
  Not to be picky, but by Lis772003-02-14 12:25:52
    don't care by MikeCDN2003-02-14 12:58:14
  Part 2: by MikeCDN2003-02-14 10:49:27
  First time? by ErniePi2003-02-14 09:05:13
    They traval a lot by MikeCDN2003-02-14 09:19:04
      with my parents it started after both retired... by ErniePi2003-02-14 09:33:25
  Must be the RIAA by aix tom2003-02-14 09:01:28
    only logical explanation (n/t) by MikeCDN2003-02-14 09:19:21
    That's my vote. (n/t) by cmantito2003-02-14 09:16:41
  She watches a lot of TV huh? by Ubergeek22003-02-14 09:00:54
    Yeah always have by MikeCDN2003-02-14 09:20:30
Great book for those who want to start programming by krisguy2003-02-14 08:47:40
  Yes. That is a great book! It taught me curses (n/t) by i_am_pi2003-02-14 08:56:16
    Out of context, that sounds sarcastic by pjt332003-02-14 12:33:20
about the qotd by sketcher2003-02-14 08:42:05
  Hey, I sent one at the beginning of the week by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 08:55:05
    now that's a very difficult question... by McNutcase2003-02-14 09:02:14
      SaleGamine would be a better choice. by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 09:07:47
        but she's not in New Orleans by McNutcase2003-02-14 09:11:38
          ...and 24/7 alcohol resources and... by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 09:13:41
            yea, barbecue, and i'm crashing in a spare by Ubergeek22003-02-14 09:41:19
              Don't you mean bedroom? by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 09:52:18
                i meant like, i could sleep in the bathrub by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:01:01
                  *shortly thereafter* by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 10:16:52
                    why would i be taking a bath? by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:21:11
                      My cats would be staring at you by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 10:26:31
                        awesome! by Ubergeek22003-02-14 10:59:07
            Don't forget gumbo!!!!YUM!!! (n/t) by krisguy2003-02-14 09:38:52
            "I'm an attached geek. I'm an attached geek." (n/t by McNutcase2003-02-14 09:16:10
      they're on my list. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 09:04:40
    but how could i choose just only one!? (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 08:57:24
      {{{Ubergeek2}}} by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 08:59:26
        I mean...it'd be impossible! by Ubergeek22003-02-14 09:03:50
  so- here is the alternative qotd by sketcher2003-02-14 08:43:56
    why would anything put marmalade on pie? (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-14 08:49:20
invoke(JohnRyan) by ErniePi2006-11-19 12:55:59
When do technological revolutions occur? by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hmm.. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 08:39:04
    Yeah, but if you want information about something by Arcanum2003-02-14 08:47:13
      i was agreeing with the article. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 08:50:22
        Ahh, ok, I misunderstood. by Arcanum2003-02-14 08:53:13
          there's one problem with his figures.. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 08:56:12
Perl question and PDF::API2 by JustnCase2003-02-14 08:12:14
whats the deal with miranda and foam? (n/t) by sketcher2003-02-14 08:02:33
  it's an old, old song: a sweet old fashioned by geekzer2003-02-14 08:16:19
$IPC by SirMe2003-02-14 07:59:12
  Possible Solution by jimli2003-02-14 16:46:43
  errrr.. IPC$ by SirMe2003-02-14 08:01:27
    I'm not sure how to answer the question by blindman2003-02-14 08:06:59
Comments on Blix' speach go here by Spisefisken2003-02-14 07:55:24
  I just saw an amusing anti-war slogan on the news: by Spiff2003-02-14 14:30:36
    "Frodo Failed. Bush has the Ring" (n/t) by aix tom2003-02-14 19:35:55
    "Fighters for texaco, fighters for power..." by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 16:20:22
      Moxy Früvous - Gulf War Song (n/t) by rapido752003-02-14 18:35:28
  I didn't here Blix's speech, by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-14 08:50:55
    Could be? There ARE. by Naruki2003-02-14 09:59:06
  Continue the inspections. by aix tom2003-02-14 08:37:56
    That is an explanation I understand :-) by Spisefisken2003-02-14 08:48:10
  But on a more serious note... by kahuana2003-02-14 08:25:39
  Silly Spisefisken, Blix is for kids :-) (n/t) by kahuana2003-02-14 08:01:55
    ?  by Spisefisken2003-02-14 08:03:43
      Clicky to explain by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Just making a reference to a cereal commercial :-) (n/t) by kahuana2003-02-14 08:05:29
        hahahahaha by sketcher2003-02-14 08:13:01
          s/sill/luck/ ? (n/t) by kahuana2003-02-14 08:15:38
            thats probably right by sketcher2003-02-14 08:17:21
          "Silly rabbi.... by sumbusch2003-02-14 08:15:07
            DAMN THOSE TRIDS! by sketcher2003-02-14 08:18:45
  Yes I heard it by Spisefisken2003-02-14 07:59:35
    take over iraq by chamcham2003-02-14 08:05:58
      and what about Venezuela? by sumbusch2003-02-14 08:13:50
        Venezuela too. (n/t) by chamcham2003-02-14 08:17:30
Win2K/NT DOS Wizards - Help needed. by Naruki2003-02-14 07:48:39
  I found it! by Naruki2003-02-14 12:18:15
  Was it somethine like... by nin_man2003-02-14 07:54:00
    Well, maybe not EXACTLY like... by nin_man2003-02-14 07:54:46
      It wasn't... by Naruki2003-02-14 08:35:16
        User profiles? by Tonza2003-02-14 08:44:10
          I think the service packs or IE upgrades by Naruki2003-02-14 09:37:29
What a Valentine's Day gift! by krisguy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, what really got me by Llyr2003-02-14 10:13:23
  Maybe I'm just being bullheaded... by dcnblues2003-02-14 09:53:13
  All I have to say is by Jeaux Bleaux2003-02-14 09:06:27
Is Illiad going to get beat down.. by GldisAter2003-02-14 07:36:00
  but you dont see ALL of it by sketcher2003-02-14 08:08:10
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by Adiplomat2003-02-14 07:30:31
  HP servers - 2 G40s and a K210 by cyndis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  WTB: by nin_man2003-02-14 07:40:16
    Hey by Reddy2003-02-14 07:42:06
      Who needs a brain? by nin_man2003-02-14 07:48:53
        How about dire_lobo-tomy? by dire_lobo2003-02-14 08:04:13
        east and west were evil.... by sumbusch2003-02-14 08:02:52
          She lives in the South, though. by nin_man2003-02-14 08:15:28
            The Witch of the South was never mentioned in the by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 09:06:10
              Hmph. by nin_man2003-02-14 09:14:56
          Are you saying that She is evil? (n/t) by Reddy2003-02-14 08:04:11
            au contraire..... by sumbusch2003-02-14 08:07:32
              Ahh I over looked by Reddy2003-02-14 08:11:55
        Everyone sing along! by flatlander2003-02-14 07:53:34
          I don't think your name works right for that. by Adiplomat2003-02-14 07:57:16
            *ahem* by McNutcase2003-02-14 07:59:18
              abby..... by sumbusch2003-02-14 08:00:35
                eh? by McNutcase2003-02-14 08:01:58
                  Young Frankenstein........ (n/t) by sumbusch2003-02-14 08:04:19
                  Abby Normal... by Buffy_Fett2003-02-14 08:04:15
                    A.B. Normal... (n/t) by dire_lobo2003-02-14 08:06:06
                  Young Frankenstein! C'mon, you Philistine! by Adiplomat2003-02-14 08:03:44
                    um, no... by McNutcase2003-02-14 08:04:50
                      Go forth to Blockbuster and RENT it! by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 09:03:00
                        Blockbuster? what is that? by McNutcase2003-02-14 09:06:27
                          Blockbuster(CTyour_local_video_store) by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 09:09:39
                            well, they had the tape, they had the box... by McNutcase2003-02-14 09:31:42
                      Igor got the wrong brain.... by sumbusch2003-02-14 08:10:52
                      A great Mel Brooks movie... (n/t) by Adiplomat2003-02-14 08:09:18
              Yeah, besides... by nin_man2003-02-14 08:00:03
                Ms. Normal's brain would do fine, thanks (n/t) by scarecrow2003-02-14 08:02:52
        for the flying monkey by Reddy2003-02-14 07:53:27
          Hey by Reddy2003-02-14 08:05:20
  Heads up Dippy by migiizis2003-02-14 07:35:50
    Cool! Ready whenever... (n/t) by Adiplomat2003-02-14 07:50:26
      Check your ufie mail by migiizis2003-02-14 08:55:51
  Excuse me by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 07:34:27
Bomb Threat at University by wisteria4562003-02-14 07:25:50
  Is it a "Weapon of Class Distinction" ? (n/t) by kahuana2003-02-14 07:40:17
    Weapon of Class Disruption? (n/t) by kahuana2003-02-14 07:43:37
      *laugh* by wisteria4562003-02-14 07:50:45
  UNI Policy by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 07:37:25
    It just makes me wonder... by wisteria4562003-02-14 07:52:22
      A note... by Ston2003-02-14 08:53:19
        make that by Ston2003-02-14 09:07:27
  maybe it's a dumb bomb...save the rich kids! (n/t) by Tazanator2003-02-14 07:30:42
  geez (n/t) by krisguy2003-02-14 07:28:12
What is Miranda's problem, exactly? by imperito2003-02-14 07:09:12
  Problem by evilsysadmin2003-02-14 07:31:32
    Got that a bit wrong by cerebus2003-02-14 07:48:33
  Well, by LionsPhil2003-02-14 07:13:03
  Do you know ANYTHING about this? by Naruki2003-02-14 07:11:58
    she's a silly bint who can't make up her mind by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 13:51:45
    Nah! by breezeblock2003-02-14 07:24:03
      Arf. =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-14 07:25:09
    Thing is, by LionsPhil2003-02-14 07:14:20
      you've knocked him down.... by defdood2003-02-14 08:04:30
Illiad you bad man you! by DaNutBall2003-02-14 07:07:31
  oh by sketcher2003-02-14 08:14:18
SDP - command parameters/aliases by i_am_pi2006-11-19 12:55:59
If {UFie} is a hug, can we make }UFie{ by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 06:46:51
  Or a slap, perhaps. by LionsPhil2003-02-14 07:10:21
    Would a slap look more like /*UFie? by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 07:22:17
      Unbalanced comments like that will get you by kahuana2003-02-14 07:38:41
      Hmm, I guess so. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-14 07:24:17
  looks right to me by McNutcase2003-02-14 07:03:07
  anger management class anyone? ;) (n/t) by krisguy2003-02-14 07:01:12
    Careful... by Naruki2003-02-14 07:01:45
      Humor is the best way to control anger by krisguy2003-02-14 07:04:16
        Thanks for the freebie. by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 07:18:53
          No, that would imply that Adam Sandler is "funny" by Buffy_Fett2003-02-14 07:22:10
            No, he's in that new movie "Anger Management". by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 07:24:01
              "Wedding Singer" was decent by Buffy_Fett2003-02-14 07:28:39
                Barf-a-roni! I HATE chick flicks. by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 07:29:54
                  you sound more like my SO with every post... (n/t) by McNutcase2003-02-14 07:31:19
  As long as you won't use it on me by Spisefisken2003-02-14 06:51:41
    I don't think it's possible to strangle yourself. by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 06:53:07
      Shall we avoid the asphyxiation fetish angle? (n/t by DireEyez2003-02-14 06:56:50
        Nah, lets dive right in. by LionsPhil2003-02-14 07:11:30
          go for the jugular? are you mad? by McNutcase2003-02-14 07:15:59
            It's a toss-up between clowns and mimes. by LionsPhil2003-02-14 07:18:39
              STOP IT!!!! by breezeblock2003-02-14 07:37:30
                yeah, they always ham up dying... by McNutcase2003-02-14 07:40:46
              yeah, a couple of grenades should get all three by McNutcase2003-02-14 07:21:19
            I know someone who juggles his balls. by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 07:18:06
              scary.... by krisguy2003-02-14 07:33:02
                Um, I'm going to take that as a positive integer. by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 07:58:17
                ROFL! by Naruki2003-02-14 07:52:35
                  Must... control... "Tracts of land"... jokes... (n/t) by Adiplomat2003-02-14 07:55:05
                    Joke :) by Reddy2003-02-14 07:56:25
                      You really need to see "Monty Python and the by Adiplomat2003-02-14 08:01:41
                        She's got everything! by Buffy_Fett2003-02-14 08:06:50
                          Ahh by Reddy2003-02-14 08:19:31
              that is fun to watch (n/t) by Reddy2003-02-14 07:19:43
  good idea.... by sumbusch2003-02-14 06:51:20
  sounds good to me by Reddy2003-02-14 06:49:49
*ow my brains* by i_am_pi2003-02-14 06:43:58
  My migrane made me think it was..... by krisguy2003-02-14 07:07:01
    now sid makes SLIGHTLY more sense, 'cos by i_am_pi2003-02-14 07:09:25
song for a lovers by OzanBABA2003-02-14 06:39:50
Invoke (Caffiene IV); by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  if i remember correctly by chamcham2003-02-14 07:06:11
Crappy poem for a crappy day. by Nickface2003-02-14 06:29:20
  heh :) cheer up by suzisuzisuzi2003-02-14 10:37:16
  *clapclapclapclap* by i_am_pi2003-02-14 07:05:20
    Nickface got the clap on VD! by Naruki2003-02-14 07:13:01
      There's something to write home about. ;) (n/t) by Nickface2003-02-14 07:20:49
    i concur by chamcham2003-02-14 07:12:01
  this is just feeling by OzanBABA2003-02-14 06:43:13
  That's great Nick, by Tomo2003-02-14 06:36:49
SETI@UFie by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Honk! by ErniePi2003-02-14 11:28:31
    I hope your weekend wasn't being put off for that (n/t) by skitzoh2003-02-14 13:13:52
  Do I have problems counting? by ErniePi2003-02-14 07:58:41
    ok, you'r right... by plblark2003-02-14 08:19:09
      No problem. by ErniePi2003-02-14 08:48:38
        I think they both use VBA now by plblark2003-02-14 13:45:02
requescion by OzanBABA2003-02-14 05:55:42
Thought for 'Lub' day by Glum_Reaper2003-02-14 05:39:12
  illiad you are a ginues by OzanBABA2003-02-14 05:43:17
this is a good 2001 parody by OzanBABA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  another one by OzanBABA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  of course, as in 2001, there's a workaround... by McNutcase2003-02-14 04:34:53
Lovers Day thread by OzanBABA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ...grrr... (n/t) by majorg172003-02-14 04:39:06
    take it easy (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-02-14 04:45:17
i guess by OzanBABA2003-02-14 04:13:05
  Mine is on another continent by suzisuzisuzi2003-02-14 10:40:38
  We are spending a quiet by j.butterfly2003-02-14 09:09:35
    *slaps himself repeatedly* by tnglives2003-02-14 18:46:45
  I have no SO... by rapido752003-02-14 08:48:01
  If I had one I would by Spisefisken2003-02-14 08:02:44
  nope I'm not going anywhere today by Arienadean2003-02-14 07:57:31
  It is a bit chilly....3degrees Farenheit by DireEyez2003-02-14 04:38:45
    today is by OzanBABA2003-02-14 04:42:32
  I'm just wondering why... by zona2003-02-14 04:37:59
    It's not a bad thing by migiizis2003-02-14 06:23:01
      You are a sweetheart by Reddy2003-02-14 06:48:36
        Well, by migiizis2003-02-14 07:31:35
          Good for you by Reddy2003-02-14 07:33:49
    What about Nookie Night? (n/t) by DireEyez2003-02-14 05:05:06
      No by Reddy2003-02-14 07:15:30
    i always by OzanBABA2003-02-14 04:39:55
  I would by ahrodie2003-02-14 04:15:12
  no, there are many here not dating today by McNutcase2003-02-14 04:14:42
    this suppost to make feel better ? (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-02-14 04:16:35
      I'm not sure that's possible by McNutcase2003-02-14 04:18:52
        now this is a good advise :) (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-02-14 04:19:55
When is Pitr's turn? by archnerd2003-02-14 04:05:07
  Just a thought... by Viaken2003-02-14 04:08:40
So UF Girls, IS there anything AJ can do? by Tomo2003-02-14 04:00:50
  It's too late for our friend AJ by skitzoh2003-02-14 09:47:13
  well who knows how long she was standing there by Arienadean2003-02-14 07:59:03
    But this is a comic strip... by Buffy_Fett2003-02-14 08:07:58
  Before he sees her... by Naruki2003-02-14 07:03:12
  Ya think he had the thought and foresight... by DireEyez2003-02-14 05:06:18
    Naw... by StarLion2003-02-14 05:17:56
      Not getting off that easily by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 05:22:23
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Help? by Baggins2006-11-19 12:55:59
    About the link... by Buffy_Fett2003-02-14 13:06:30
      Yeah, that's what I noticed.... by Baggins2003-02-14 13:13:51
Wiffle Bat by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Now I got Beastie Boys - Paul Revere by DireEyez2003-02-14 06:35:54
    Can you really blame the sherriff? by nin_man2003-02-14 06:49:21
      They neve said WHAT they did... by DireEyez2003-02-14 06:52:13
        Well, then... by nin_man2003-02-14 07:25:32
          Depends on the daughter by migiizis2003-02-14 08:40:31
        True but it was the sherrifs daughter .... (n/t) by Tazanator2003-02-14 07:23:39
          the lines went by Tazanator2003-02-14 07:27:37
  u follow me around with this don't u (n/t) by Stacato2003-02-14 05:19:19
ONQ by OzanBABA2003-02-14 03:22:43
So as I'm sitting here eating cheese and ketchup, by caffine-iv2003-02-14 02:39:11
  <yorkshireman>you've got cheese? luxury! by flatlander2003-02-14 05:58:46
    that's rough! (n/t) by skitzoh2003-02-14 09:53:48
  you need a coffee black as sin (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-02-14 03:24:09
  *pats*... by Viaken2003-02-14 03:13:16
    Just as long as it's not flouridated...DANGEROUS by dire_lobo2003-02-14 08:23:31
    Oh, and lip balm... by Viaken2003-02-14 03:14:18
      *grin* by zona2003-02-14 03:16:33
        We have a few places like that, but... by Viaken2003-02-14 03:20:01
          It's not that hard. by zona2003-02-14 03:57:40
            A business plan by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 05:27:01
      Sure. by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:15:24
        Unlimited food plan by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 05:25:24
        Hehehehe... by Viaken2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I've used Carmex, I like it too :) by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:26:20
    We ran out, lol by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:14:08
BTQOTD by McNutcase2003-02-14 02:21:08
  If her login name for XP has a space in it, by saxguy022003-02-14 06:06:57
    The login script for Cygwin, that is (n/t) by saxguy022003-02-14 06:26:41
      won't arise, but thanks for the tip by McNutcase2003-02-14 07:23:52
  Only funkiness i've seen by Freakazoid2003-02-14 02:39:22
    Oh My Gods! by Listicath2003-02-14 04:51:56
Yay, lowest cpu temp I've ever seen on this box! by caffine-iv2003-02-14 02:14:04
  Mine sits at 49C (125F) by delltech2003-02-14 09:45:22
    If you experience any issues, by caffine-iv2003-02-14 14:46:21
  I have a question... by Viaken2003-02-14 03:08:58
    Depends... by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:10:33
      Oh, and thanks. ;) :D (n/t) by Viaken2003-02-14 03:18:23
      Alrighty... by Viaken2003-02-14 03:17:51
        Socket 370? Should have a couple fan sensors, by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:21:58
          VMware ... u gotta love it (n/t) by Stacato2003-02-14 03:24:25
            Or other, free solutions :) by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
              VMWare is free, by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:28:18
                Uhm... riiiiight... by Freakazoid2003-02-14 03:30:29
                  Somehow I downloaded it off their site for free. by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:34:24
                    Wierd... Only downloads I can see by Freakazoid2003-02-14 03:42:36
                      Maybe. by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:43:41
            Damn Skippy. (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:26:36
  i got by OzanBABA2003-02-14 03:08:53
  Mine apparently sits at 43C most of the time. by Tomo2003-02-14 02:50:52
    I've got a XP 1700+ and it usually sits at by Freakazoid2003-02-14 02:56:12
    Athlon 1800+XP overclocked to 1768MHz. (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-02-14 02:52:27
  that might be why ... by Stacato2003-02-14 02:17:48
    haha.... by scheuri2003-02-14 02:42:23
      I'm just glad it's only 45F out there right now. by caffine-iv2003-02-14 02:44:01
        weeee ... talk about mother nature, cheap cooling by Stacato2003-02-14 02:46:55
          Yeah! I wonder if the vegetation will do better by caffine-iv2003-02-14 02:50:24
            now now here by Stacato2003-02-14 02:57:15
              Go on ahead :) Send them over! by caffine-iv2003-02-14 02:58:11
                well, as i said ... by Stacato2003-02-14 03:00:52
                  Mahammed will be there shortly! (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:01:36
                    is that ur friend's name ??? by Stacato2003-02-14 03:02:32
                      He hasn't emailed me either... by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:04:01
                        oh ... yeah by Stacato2003-02-14 03:05:55
                          Heh, either that or by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:06:54
                            har har by Stacato2003-02-14 03:10:04
                              I don't think he does. (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:11:13
Mucho bad timing there AJ... by NuclearWinter2003-02-14 02:00:10
  bad timing by OzanBABA2003-02-14 03:10:27
  That's the A.J. Style.... :-D (n/t) by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:02:08
    well ... i do have to say by Stacato2003-02-14 02:14:39
      But? by ErniePi2003-02-14 02:33:24
        naaaaaaaaaaaw by Stacato2003-02-14 02:39:31
        correction by ideur2003-02-14 02:37:43
          No, no, no! Not FYOSS! (n/t) by ErniePi2003-02-14 02:39:54
            Ich warte für eine(n) Deutschen Moderator(in (n/t) by ideur2003-02-14 02:42:24
              Good luck. by ErniePi2003-02-14 02:45:26
                Take a look into... by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:58:14
              comment on this cartoon: by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:43:44
                Sorry by ideur2003-02-14 02:48:49
                  ooooooo! by ErniePi2003-02-14 02:52:02
                    nice city (n/t) by Stacato2003-02-14 02:56:01
                  No Prob. by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:51:26
                    No Problem by ideur2003-02-14 02:58:11
                      Well, now... by JohnRyan2003-02-14 03:05:45
                If it's "auf" it should also be "einer" (c: (n/t) by ErniePi2003-02-14 02:48:00
                  Nope. by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:52:58
                    Mein Niveau war wohl zu tief... by ErniePi2003-02-14 02:56:18
                      *g* Viel Spass auffer Arbeit. (n/t) by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:57:03
                        hör mir uff by Stacato2003-02-14 03:00:10
                          Klingt wie Windows? (n/t) by JohnRyan2003-02-14 03:06:32
                            nope by Stacato2003-02-14 03:19:36
                              Klar... by JohnRyan2003-02-14 03:36:11
                                naja by Stacato2003-02-14 05:22:26
                                uhhhhh, should have listened to Frau Baker more (n/t) by ToLoN272003-02-14 09:29:26
                                WTF? Who's that women? (n/t) by ErniePi2003-02-14 11:21:07
                that is the fun in it by Stacato2003-02-14 02:46:02
                  Don't say anything about the Swiss by ErniePi2003-02-14 02:49:32
                    uh oh (n/t) by Stacato2003-02-14 02:55:26
            funny though (n/t) by Stacato2003-02-14 02:40:17
How stupid can people be? by JohnRyan2003-02-14 01:44:42
  now for what you SHOULD have done by McNutcase2003-02-14 01:54:19
    What I really should have done... by JohnRyan2003-02-14 01:59:06
      best and bavarian ??? by Stacato2003-02-14 02:11:48
        That should be: by ideur2003-02-14 02:22:13
          rofl by Stacato2003-02-14 02:32:51
            Austrians: by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:40:55
              I have a book entitled "The Xenophobe's Guide ... by pjt332003-02-14 12:43:15
      actually, a better idea... by McNutcase2003-02-14 02:03:14
        unfortunately.... by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:09:41
          *LART* by McNutcase2003-02-14 02:13:46
            Mac more real than x86? hah... by Freakazoid2003-02-14 02:52:03
              raw crunch is one thing... by McNutcase2003-02-14 02:54:36
                Intel actually has a new line of cpu's out by Freakazoid2003-02-14 02:58:34
                  so laptops don't need to save on power? by McNutcase2003-02-14 03:02:34
                    That's the thing... Virtually nothing runs on RISC by Freakazoid2003-02-14 03:18:40
                      I don't want Windows by McNutcase2003-02-14 03:25:15
                        Yup, there's several people that say that by Freakazoid2003-02-14 03:29:17
                    maybe not ... by Stacato2003-02-14 03:04:57
                      yeah, that's what I mean about x86 by McNutcase2003-02-14 03:06:46
                        so what way am i a liar ??? by Stacato2003-02-14 05:23:11
                          your away message on AIM by McNutcase2003-02-14 05:24:23
            Hey... by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:26:06
              I don't consider x86 intrinsicly real by McNutcase2003-02-14 02:29:56
                *G* (n/t) by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:38:46
        heck, i wouldn't touch you with a by Stacato2003-02-14 02:09:40
          envy speaking, eh? :-) (n/t) by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:10:57
            envy ??? or him being a brit ??? by Stacato2003-02-14 02:13:39
              Well, and your country is better?!? by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:27:07
                hehe by Stacato2003-02-14 02:31:23
                  well.... by breezeblock2003-02-14 02:45:43
                  Tell me that one more time... by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:34:54
                  you will of course have spotted... by McNutcase2003-02-14 02:33:12
                    *starts to sing Trelawney* (n/t) by dagna2003-02-14 04:58:37
                    Freedom for Cornwall! by wheresthefish2003-02-14 03:52:18
                      It's nearly an island already, by Tomo2003-02-14 03:57:36
                    Pasties! by idtent2003-02-14 02:50:20
                    aye aye by Stacato2003-02-14 02:41:32
                      You are loosing. That's it. (n/t) by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:44:30
                        ... shhhhhh ... by Stacato2003-02-14 02:48:04
                          Pah, you get what you deserve ;-) by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:49:49
Ow... Now that hurts to think about by Freakazoid2003-02-14 00:46:11
  So, what´s your favourite DW character/interaction by klaranth2003-02-14 01:34:48
    Fav Char: Havelock Vetinari (aka The Patrician) by Arcanum2003-02-14 16:11:46
    Characters: Susan Sto Helit and Rincewind by pjt332003-02-14 12:49:06
    Character: Susan Sto Helit by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 06:51:20
    char: look at my name by Old Stoneface2003-02-14 03:00:55
    My favirites by Freakazoid2003-02-14 02:38:10
    my favourite DW char/interaction by the ribena kid2003-02-14 02:27:51
    my favourite by Gorash2003-02-14 01:42:28
      Hey, someone who... by JohnRyan2003-02-14 01:47:41
        **Last Continent Spoiler** by jeff_uk2003-02-14 01:54:32
          Is that the one with the sheep cowering ... ? (n/t) by klaranth2003-02-14 05:48:32
          I HAVE to get... by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:00:54
            Shoot me a e-mail by Freakazoid2003-02-14 02:59:52
              If you can best amazon.de by JohnRyan2003-02-14 03:10:02
                Well, it's kinda different than that... by Freakazoid2003-02-14 03:14:48
                  Password by JohnRyan2003-02-14 03:19:16
                    Huh? by Freakazoid2003-02-14 03:21:07
                      I know. by JohnRyan2003-02-14 03:21:40
                        Oh, I get it now... by Freakazoid2003-02-14 03:25:16
                          Ah, I see. No Prob, though :-D(n/t) by JohnRyan2003-02-14 03:29:31
                    mail's sent... (n/t) by JohnRyan2003-02-14 03:19:58
            shameless fan-site plug in... by Old Stoneface2003-02-14 02:58:27
              Not bavarian, but studying there... (n/t) by JohnRyan2003-02-14 03:07:35
                {JohnRyan} DW books ... by klaranth2003-02-14 05:58:39
                If you are near the Dutch border , ... by klaranth2003-02-14 05:50:57
  Pratchett rules by Wim2003-02-14 01:15:00
    Of course it makes sense "in an odd way" by Gorash2003-02-14 01:38:51
      Wasn't Thief of Time the sixth book? (n/t) by pjt332003-02-14 12:47:24
      Is Nightwatch new? by ErniePi2003-02-14 02:01:30
        most recent one by McNutcase2003-02-14 02:04:32
          More than is established? by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:14:39
            yup, plenty more added (n/t) by McNutcase2003-02-14 02:15:56
              My goodness, I want that book. Now. by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:24:11
                That's why I usually wait for the paperback. by ErniePi2003-02-14 02:38:12
                  Does't help me... by JohnRyan2003-02-14 02:42:09
                    Nightwatch -> Germany for sale ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Well, maybe on St. Neverhoods Day? (n/t) by JohnRyan2003-02-14 01:46:03
    Yup, it just hurts if you think about it too much (n/t) by Freakazoid2003-02-14 01:33:00
  I think this is my favourite PTerry book (n/t) by GreyArea2003-02-14 00:53:07
  s/pup/pop by Freakazoid2003-02-14 00:46:59
Possibly... the little deal after and above "lub" by caffine-iv2003-02-14 00:32:07
  sorry to be all boring... by McNutcase2003-02-14 02:09:13
    well seriously by Arienadean2003-02-14 02:12:17
      That was my thinking... by DireEyez2003-02-14 02:14:44
  hmm or by Arienadean2003-02-14 01:35:43
    hmm and if you want to get really bad by Arienadean2003-02-14 01:38:12
  I think you might be right... by Kickstart2003-02-14 00:36:00
    Maybe it should read by caffine-iv2003-02-14 00:39:06
      Um... by DireEyez2003-02-14 00:41:45
    bad kickstart by Stacato2003-02-14 00:37:43
      He was (n/t) by DireEyez2003-02-14 00:38:21
  mmm ... lube ... mmm (n/t) by Stacato2003-02-14 00:33:46
  no..that'd be Stef... by DireEyez2003-02-14 00:33:16
IMHO by Nuitari2003-02-14 00:30:08
  He should dip her for a kiss by krisguy2003-02-14 06:31:01
  That opens him up to a knee to the groin (n/t) by DireEyez2003-02-14 00:32:10
    YEARGH! by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 05:32:11
  well.... by scheuri2003-02-14 00:31:45
    I am Male by Nuitari2003-02-14 10:12:47
    That would require by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 05:31:37
News Flash - Austria jions AXIS of EVIL... by GreyArea2003-02-14 00:18:41
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:23:33
    Moderated: language violation by nawft2003-02-14 19:23:54
    Glad you told me! (repost) by nawft2006-11-19 12:23:33
    10... 9... 8... by Naruki2003-02-14 07:07:06
      The mods are sleeping today... by Naruki2003-02-14 09:38:36
        This mod... by Nea2003-02-14 22:10:23
        Shhh! Don't wake them. by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 09:55:22
          I don't know... by Naruki2003-02-14 10:01:57
            awww how touching, you by nawft2003-02-14 19:06:51
  USA:Resistance is useless, You will be assimilated by c3p0r2d22003-02-14 01:44:07
  Hang on, this sounds familiar! by breezeblock2003-02-14 01:21:46
  well they aren't too happy by Arienadean2003-02-14 01:18:05
    Cry baby ... by klaranth2003-02-14 01:39:01
      Well they've thrown tantrums at us by Arienadean2003-02-14 02:00:28
        US v. Canada by discopete2003-02-14 09:58:49
          *corrects discopete* by Naruki2003-02-14 10:00:50
            Not quite ... by cristobal2003-02-14 11:58:37
              Quite. by Naruki2003-02-14 12:24:06
                Canada ... by cristobal2003-02-14 13:20:21
  dangerous by Wim2003-02-14 01:13:40
    Evidence of Stupidity by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 05:37:01
  yeah, we are evil because we are neutral (n/t) by stsz2003-02-14 00:37:01
  *g*... by scheuri2003-02-14 00:30:05
    ... bring it all back to us by Stacato2003-02-14 00:36:43
      But we deserve it! by JohnRyan2003-02-14 00:52:05
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2003-02-14 00:16:39
  Old Timed Out Question Answer: Miki's medallion by scottf2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Definitely timed out by pjt332003-02-14 06:04:28
    All of NCR's web patents by archnerd2003-02-14 08:08:55
      New Question: by Illiad2003-02-14 08:26:22
        Robert Burns IIRC by McNutcase2003-02-14 08:34:25
          14th c. Middle English by Illiad2003-02-14 08:52:25
            Whan springe hem priketh in hir courages, by flatlander2003-02-14 09:49:53
            Richard Neville, Earl of Warwick by flatlander2003-02-14 09:48:52
              Meriden, Mississippi by SenexSalax2003-02-14 10:47:29
                Paris Texas and the hat is a red cowboy hat by scottf2003-02-14 11:01:33
okay, but why does the heart already by Klymer2003-02-14 00:14:02
  if at all it is an E, at the ned, so it is by Stacato2003-02-14 00:32:04
  you dont get it by bastaard2003-02-14 00:31:23
News Flash - UK goes crazy. by GreyArea2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good idea by Control2003-02-14 02:34:36
  what the...? by vitaCpp2003-02-14 01:48:40
    remember, it's MSN by McNutcase2003-02-14 01:58:31
      OPERA? by vitaCpp2003-02-14 02:15:14
        well, there's their problem right there by McNutcase2003-02-14 02:18:10
          Huh? by Silvermoon822003-02-14 06:05:01
            Me and any NT-kernel Windows version... by McNutcase2003-02-14 07:45:55
  Thats only the half off it by challinor2003-02-14 01:43:54
  *shrug* by breezeblock2003-02-14 01:15:59
    I think we need another "Guy Fawkes" Incident by GreyArea2003-02-14 01:27:44
      The "civil war" comment was made in semi-jest but by breezeblock2003-02-14 01:55:22
      Don't you think Tone'll have planned for this... by excessive2003-02-14 01:37:22
        The question is not... by GreyArea2003-02-14 01:41:17
          I think that may be *why*... by excessive2003-02-14 03:49:40
  They need to improve their transit by Arienadean2003-02-14 00:55:22
*Grin* ... sluggy is good :) by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  LOL (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-14 10:07:49
"Any Key" by tsadi2003-02-14 00:10:50
  Link for the lazy by cristobal2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Reminds me of the classic line.. by breezeblock2003-02-14 01:59:44
    "Any Key" does not work on me by ideur2003-02-14 02:14:59
    I liked a little program I wrote for Comp Sci... by NuclearWinter2003-02-14 02:07:48
      Hee hee! (n/t) by breezeblock2003-02-14 02:14:32
  I can't believe they actually have that in an FAQ (n/t) by ancientone2003-02-14 00:12:00
What do you get by transposition? Help, I'm dense. (n/t) by ancientone2003-02-14 00:05:07
  hmmm <shrug> by Arienadean2003-02-14 00:07:03
    and add a "C" to the heart by Arienadean2003-02-14 07:40:28
      Read backwards ... "You buli" (n/t) by curly2003-02-14 10:51:31
  'bad smell'....... (n/t) by sumbusch2003-02-14 00:07:02
  No worries, I wanna know too =P (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-02-14 00:05:39
    Is there anyone here yet who isn't dense? (n/t) by ancientone2003-02-14 00:06:21
      transpose 'f' and 'h'................. by sumbusch2003-02-14 00:08:27
Okay, I know why the impending death... by caffine-iv2003-02-14 00:04:25
  Gib Foam Heart? (n/t) by flashodad2003-02-15 09:33:31
  Switch first letter of 2nd & 3rd words. (n/t) by ag_wyvern2003-02-14 00:21:55
    Perhaps? by tuxette2003-02-14 01:58:36
      Fig Home Bart (n/t) by DireEyez2003-02-14 02:26:36
        foa mi hagbert (n/t) by curly2003-02-14 10:41:18
    I Yub Lou? (n/t) by ahecht2003-02-14 01:07:39
Happy Hallmark Holiday <nt> by CrazySteve2003-02-14 00:01:32
  Happy V.D. to all by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 06:27:06
  Happy birthday to my dad! He's 64 today. by breezeblock2003-02-14 02:19:34
    Happy B-Day to breeze's dad. by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 06:26:41
  Happy flower day (n/t) by ideur2003-02-14 00:02:32
    Happy Nea's best friend's birthday! (n/t) by Nea2003-02-14 00:21:19
      I feel sorry for them (n/t) by DireEyez2003-02-14 00:25:15
        Why? by Nea2003-02-14 00:27:27
          well, I'd feel sorry for myself if it were that by DireEyez2003-02-14 00:29:44
The UF Comment Board FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) by FAQ2006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways, The Café at the end of the Ufiverse by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sick on Val's Day by krisguy2003-02-14 06:33:23
    Ahh by Reddy2003-02-14 07:02:15
      The necklace I bought by krisguy2003-02-14 07:10:38
        Ahh by Reddy2003-02-14 07:17:40
  Good morning by Reddy2003-02-14 06:19:52
  Coffee...black... by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 06:04:30
    *serves coffee with 2 sugars* by Reddy2003-02-14 06:11:04
      Ooh, nice by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 06:28:20
        Oh good by Reddy2003-02-14 06:30:19
          Naah by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 06:33:45
            Ok I got two of the foam ones by Reddy2003-02-14 07:07:06
  *peaks in the door* Good morning. by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-14 05:37:12
    Good morning by Reddy2003-02-14 06:08:27
      I have arrived! by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-14 08:35:21
        Oh what happen? by Reddy2003-02-14 08:47:55
          I was in server. by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-14 09:03:25
            Oh fun by Reddy2003-02-14 09:15:03
  *comes in playing with pda* by chrisP2003-02-14 02:51:06
    Hmm cold pizza by Reddy2003-02-14 06:21:03
      Both ... by chrisP2003-02-14 08:14:57
        That is good by Reddy2003-02-14 08:24:35
          Well, a coffee would be nice by chrisP2003-02-14 09:01:43
            *serves coffee* by Reddy2003-02-14 09:21:28
  Nice Valentine to all of you! by Old Stoneface2003-02-14 01:51:42
    *refills coffee* by Reddy2003-02-14 06:23:40
      thanks by Old Stoneface2003-02-14 06:31:22
        I got rain last night by Reddy2003-02-14 07:04:33
  *flops down for lunch* by zona2003-02-14 01:03:52
    I was wondering why you disappeared... by DireEyez2003-02-14 01:05:49
      Yah. Me too. by zona2003-02-14 01:13:47
        Hmm... by DireEyez2003-02-14 01:24:04
          No... by zona2003-02-14 01:26:36
            ::grin:: by DireEyez2003-02-14 01:30:05
              *giggle* by zona2003-02-14 02:01:26
                A works, C doesn't, D works... by DireEyez2003-02-14 02:16:52
                  *kiss the sys* by zona2003-02-14 02:31:30
                    Hmm... by DireEyez2003-02-14 02:37:43
                      Incompatability issues. ;) (n/t) by zona2003-02-14 02:59:28
                        That's why you get a transformer that can go both by DireEyez2003-02-14 03:10:29
                          *blink* That's oddly appealing. by zona2003-02-14 03:14:52
                            Well, probably doesn't fit your situation as well. by DireEyez2003-02-14 03:41:22
                              Well, D realy didn't though. by zona2003-02-14 04:00:35
                                Well... by DireEyez2003-02-14 04:40:35
    They don't gimmie lunch here... by caffine-iv2003-02-14 01:05:07
      Awe. by zona2003-02-14 01:14:31
        Awww :) {{{zona}}} by caffine-iv2003-02-14 02:51:47
          *preen* He says I'm kind...:) by zona2003-02-14 03:19:18
            =D by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:23:44
              Well, I supose you could look at it that way. by zona2003-02-14 03:36:29
                w00t! by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:37:45
                  Hey, fire an email off to me.. by caffine-iv2003-02-14 03:55:07
                    I'll fire away when I get home :) (n/t) by zona2003-02-14 04:01:03
                      Oh, and just in case.. by caffine-iv2003-02-14 04:05:40
                      Alrighty :) by caffine-iv2003-02-14 04:02:54
  *enter the Cafe* by ahrodie2003-02-14 00:58:16
  *Walks in* by Bellator2003-02-14 00:42:27
    *refills tea* by Reddy2003-02-14 06:22:16
      Hello by Bellator2003-02-14 07:32:59
        Oh thank you by Reddy2003-02-14 07:45:01
          No problem by Bellator2003-02-14 08:12:23
            Only 4 feet? by Reddy2003-02-14 08:21:34
              We're still talking about swords, right? by Bellator2003-02-14 10:49:57
                I was but if you want by Reddy2003-02-14 10:55:01
  Where is La Presse ?? by Nuitari2006-11-19 12:55:59
  evil v-day is here by Klymer2003-02-14 00:09:52
    Prefect time to run around naked (n/t) by DireEyez2003-02-14 00:30:47
      don't know if the postman by Klymer2003-02-14 01:18:28
        You said you were alone... by DireEyez2003-02-14 01:28:49
          i am alone - but the postman keeps by Klymer2003-02-14 02:19:42
  What''s wrong with Feb.14th.? by ideur2003-02-14 00:06:16
    well it's also handy by Arienadean2003-02-14 03:54:46
    Much... by DireEyez2003-02-14 00:13:34
      hmm been there by Arienadean2003-02-14 01:06:43
        I think I expended all of my romantics years ago. (n/t) by DireEyez2003-02-14 01:10:41
          well being romantic by Arienadean2003-02-14 01:14:48
            Hopeless romantic? by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 06:42:20
            Well, I'm sure mine hasn't been expended... by DireEyez2003-02-14 01:31:36
      For me it's all the above, by caffine-iv2003-02-14 00:45:29
        V-day Massacre Party by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 06:35:04
          Were there a lot of unsolved murders in your area? (n/t) by DireEyez2003-02-14 06:54:24
        It interests me more than the rest of it ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2003-02-14 00:53:08
          clicky on what started it all by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
    think soon discounted candy on sale too by Arienadean2003-02-14 00:11:43
      thoughs by Nuitari2003-02-14 00:20:39
        you're right! by ahrodie2003-02-14 01:04:36
        your lucky you can by Arienadean2003-02-14 00:59:54
          The irony being... by DireEyez2003-02-14 01:03:14
            yes they were a party hearty bunch by Arienadean2003-02-14 01:12:42
              Eh... by DireEyez2003-02-14 01:27:57
                lol but it would come out by Arienadean2003-02-14 01:37:03
                  I think the Romans had the better idea (n/t) by DireEyez2003-02-14 01:43:24
            well, mebbe not irony... (n/t) by DireEyez2003-02-14 01:03:51
  good morning all by Count_02003-02-14 00:04:08
    *pokes count in belly* by LunarRainn2003-02-14 00:52:22
      Crumpet? by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 06:29:48
      hehehe....j/k.... by Count_02003-02-14 01:36:19
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  aloof, apathetic, unserious, unsympathetic, by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-14 10:30:45
  Just five? Damn. by flatlander2003-02-14 09:31:49
  let's see.. by Ubergeek22003-02-14 08:48:43
  geeky, old, intense, loud and talky (n/t) by dickh2003-02-14 08:37:35
  weird by sketcher2003-02-14 08:05:53
  Annoying, egocentric, hypocritical, gutter-minded, by nin_man2003-02-14 07:30:20
    Gutter-minded count? by Reddy2003-02-14 07:39:34
      Perhaps. by nin_man2003-02-14 07:45:31
        That might explain by Reddy2003-02-14 07:51:02
          There's that. by nin_man2003-02-14 07:58:50
            very true by Reddy2003-02-14 08:32:29
              I think you've already answered that by migiizis2003-02-14 08:35:54
  stubborn, fat, lazy, argumentative, arrogant. by Adiplomat2003-02-14 07:22:02
    so they're lies, then? by tnglives2003-02-14 19:09:28
  fat, lazy, forgetful, stubborn, distractable by LionsPhil2003-02-14 07:16:48
    And the pluses outweigh the minuses. by thewrongcrowd2003-02-14 10:22:58
  does red-head count? by Reddy2003-02-14 07:13:20
    It doesn't make you a bad person. by nin_man2003-02-14 07:28:05
      I would have to get a wig by Reddy2003-02-14 07:37:06
        What, you're bald? by nin_man2003-02-14 07:43:12
          not the top of my head by Reddy2003-02-14 07:46:19
            Everyth- by nin_man2003-02-14 07:56:48
              *giggle* by Reddy2003-02-14 08:34:00
    No, red-head is definitely a plus (n/t) by Buffy_Fett2003-02-14 07:20:39
  I'm perfect, I tell you, perfect. by thewrongcrowd2003-02-14 07:02:55
  dull, boring, insomnia-curing, quiet, and finally by i_am_pi2003-02-14 06:49:07
    And scrawny. You forgot scrawny. by nin_man2003-02-14 07:29:10
      at least you admit to being annoying by tnglives2003-02-14 19:18:38
      oh. yes. yes i did. :) (n/t) by i_am_pi2003-02-14 08:18:59
  Frustrated, tired, confused, annoyed... by Y2KDragon2003-02-14 06:05:52
  Hmm by Bellator2003-02-14 05:59:04
  "Pejorative" is rather subjective by pjt332003-02-14 05:58:51
  sarcastic, impatient, vulgar, unfashionable, mad by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 05:56:07
    Real QOTD answer by Bellator2003-02-14 06:00:16
      Real QOTD answer for me: by NOLAWitch2003-02-14 06:43:01
  bored, tired, sleepy, overworked... by Tumppu2003-02-14 05:44:03
  Lazy, Arrogant, Stupid, Ugly and Egocentric (n/t) by cyrek2003-02-14 05:39:04
  I can't think of five. by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-14 05:34:45
  Stubborn by migiizis2003-02-14 05:00:42
  Lazy's at the top of my list by majorg172003-02-14 04:37:58
  okey you want this by OzanBABA2003-02-14 03:13:20
  OK... by breezeblock2003-02-14 02:11:42
  hmmm... by McNutcase2003-02-14 01:43:44
  let me see... by ahrodie2003-02-14 00:56:03
  It'd require me to look up Pejorative... by DireEyez2003-02-14 00:21:55
    hmm it means say some "negative" connotation by Arienadean2003-02-14 00:39:18
      So basically... by DireEyez2003-02-14 01:01:14
        hmm so are we similar then? lol by Arienadean2003-02-14 01:11:18
          I couldn't have answered then ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2003-02-14 01:26:45
  hmm ok by Arienadean2003-02-14 00:04:08
Translations by intx2003-02-14 00:00:03
  Polska wersja (Polish) by Sir_No2003-02-15 16:11:28
  Deutsch / German by GeroZ2003-02-14 00:16:43
    Diese Dame, by mtsinot2003-02-14 03:22:59
      RE: Diese Dame ... IS Pearl by Terranaut2004-09-23 04:22:29
    what does it mean in german? by Old Stoneface2003-02-14 02:35:17
      sesselfurz? (n/t) by Klymer2003-02-14 02:43:52
        Kracher? by ErniePi2003-02-14 08:45:44
  deutsch / german by scheuri2003-02-14 00:16:31
    I was first! (NT) by GeroZ2003-02-14 00:17:51
      Actually, by Nea2003-02-14 00:19:59
        *g*...thanks... by scheuri2003-02-14 00:27:48
          I can't possibly judge that by Nea2003-02-14 00:34:08
          both 2003/02/14 00:16 by GeroZ2003-02-14 00:33:21
            very welcome... by scheuri2003-02-14 01:45:50
              caffeinated and chlorinated water by GeroZ2003-02-14 01:54:12
                First and Last and Always by pitu2003-02-14 02:21:20
            You two posted in the same minute by Nea2003-02-14 00:38:14
              Just have Gero check the Question of the Day times by DireEyez2003-02-14 00:39:34
            Same minute... by DireEyez2003-02-14 00:36:56
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