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Cartoon for Feb 05, 2003
Strip for Feb 05, 2003
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I mock LINUX mwahahaha by maximillian482003-02-06 16:33:53
  I'm a Linux zealot but I still think it's v. funny by efti2003-02-06 20:31:06
Fraud, or something like it by Kickstart2003-02-05 23:46:42
  *shakes finger* by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:53:10
  Not to mention... by Illiad2003-02-05 23:52:46
My First Post by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:21:43
  Yay! by zona2003-02-05 23:47:50
    Please tell :D by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:49:30
      *grin* by zona2003-02-05 23:53:52
        Ouch. by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:55:30
          *blink* by zona2003-02-05 23:57:58
            Yeah by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:58:43
  Yay!!!! by SaleGamine2003-02-05 23:27:15
    You were always gone! by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:28:35
      Much later then by SaleGamine2003-02-05 23:36:15
        Wow.. Overtime! by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:38:24
          :) by SaleGamine2003-02-05 23:49:50
            Good plan :) by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:51:29
      No! by Nichiran2003-02-05 23:35:41
        I can, once I get setup with an account. by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:39:06
          Greg? by Nichiran2003-02-05 23:53:19
            *points up* by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:54:30
              Oh? by Nichiran2003-02-06 00:02:03
BDP - Virii? by Linfalgamo2006-11-19 12:55:59
hey! by sketcher2003-02-05 22:53:06
  and now im off to bed (n/t) by sketcher2003-02-05 22:53:52
Universal Number System by DennisMV2003-02-05 22:27:04
  Sqrt(2)+Sqrt(3) approximately equals Pi by DennisMV2003-02-05 23:24:03
    It turns out (see my other post)... by isomorph2003-02-05 23:56:00
    But, by mirage2003-02-05 23:27:39
      ok, yeah hehe by DennisMV2003-02-05 23:33:09
  No, by mirage2003-02-05 22:31:25
    unified theory ? by DennisMV2003-02-05 22:46:58
      Oops, by mirage2003-02-05 23:06:46
        Actually by isomorph2003-02-05 23:54:46
          linear by mirage2003-02-05 23:57:18
Is it worth it? by CrazySteve2003-02-05 22:13:48
caffine-iv, sketcher by Kickstart2003-02-05 22:12:10
  I don't have access to email at the moment, by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:19:03
    Perfect, thanks (n/t) by Kickstart2003-02-05 23:21:09
      Oh, if it's sent UPS or FedEx, by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:33:53
        regular post...no problem. (n/t) by Kickstart2003-02-05 23:39:34
      Thank you! by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:23:07
        You know... by Kickstart2003-02-05 23:27:42
          Yeah, but I got spamassassin! by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:29:44
            Hey Kickstart, by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:32:09
              None... by Kickstart2003-02-05 23:34:57
                Okay :) by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:37:08
                  Email me the info? (n/t) by Kickstart2003-02-05 23:37:42
                    Will do, by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Oh.. and I know the jobs are going to be by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:42:48
                        And yet another thing! by caffine-iv2003-02-05 23:44:30
                          WEEEEEEEEEEE, i am coming over too by Stacato2003-02-06 00:18:14
  whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa by sketcher2003-02-05 22:14:53
    whats your email addr? (n/t) by sketcher2003-02-05 22:16:09
      never mind (n/t) by sketcher2003-02-05 22:18:40
        Ah good...you figured it out :) (n/t) by Kickstart2003-02-05 22:19:09
          so... by sketcher2003-02-05 22:33:07
            Ebola this time by Kickstart2003-02-05 22:38:37
              well thats really cool by sketcher2003-02-05 22:44:03
            No, it's going to be harmless white powder. :D by saxguy022003-02-05 22:38:18
              No white powder is ever harmless by Kickstart2003-02-05 22:46:33
                But what about dandruff? by saxguy022003-02-05 23:39:40
                  Harmful to your social life? (n/t) by Kickstart2003-02-05 23:50:28
lotd high scores? by shortess2003-02-05 22:08:32
Differential Equations by benmiller2003-02-05 22:04:52
ILLIAD, YOU'RE WINNING!! by adiplomat2003-02-05 21:52:20
House about a mile away on fire... by Nickface2003-02-05 21:36:42
  sorry dude.. by Ubergeek22003-02-05 21:38:07
Latecomers' by CrazySteve2003-02-05 21:28:46
  I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. by tms17912003-02-05 23:32:22
  one time i killed a guy by sketcher2003-02-05 21:49:41
    *smack* (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 21:51:48
  you know that one time... by Ubergeek22003-02-05 21:36:18
    mmmm, nope, sorry by CrazySteve2003-02-05 21:38:58
      i was quoting the simpsons. by Ubergeek22003-02-05 21:41:24
  This by mirage2003-02-05 21:32:26
hey, any anime fans in tx? by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, you know I'M in Dallas, at least until I get by adiplomat2003-02-05 21:58:14
    cosplay... by sketcher2003-02-05 22:01:33
      So when? Your linky no workee. (n/t) by adiplomat2003-02-05 22:03:05
        works for me by sketcher2003-02-05 22:11:45
          Well, God knows where I'll be by then, but if I'm by adiplomat2003-02-05 22:19:39
            sounds like a plan to me by sketcher2003-02-05 22:24:49
              And, as by mirage2003-02-05 22:27:58
        May 30th - June 1st (n/t) by Takura2003-02-05 22:09:32
  oh, and by sketcher2003-02-05 21:04:34
    Yes... by Takura2003-02-05 21:42:06
Okay, here we go... HELP! by Egaeus2003-02-05 20:42:28
  hmm by mirage2003-02-05 20:49:12
  You need to setup xdmcp by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    One note about xdmcp by Freakazoid2003-02-05 20:51:58
      Oh, and thanks by Egaeus2003-02-05 21:52:04
      It's not connected by Egaeus2003-02-05 21:10:31
ok, i feel like an idiot- i need some help by sketcher2003-02-05 20:27:04
  To POP, you must PAY! by Egaeus2003-02-05 20:47:08
  I don't think you can do that. by Naruki2003-02-05 20:40:27
    Correct by Buffy_Fett2003-02-05 20:45:00
    You by mirage2003-02-05 20:44:59
      per year :) (n/t) by Egaeus2003-02-05 20:49:16
        Ooops by mirage2003-02-05 20:53:33
  dont feel stupid. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 20:35:07
    he didn't? by CrazySteve2003-02-05 20:40:43
      Not mine. by Funky_Monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
Going to bed now. All you have a good time. :) (n/ (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 20:13:44
  Me too. I have an 8:30 physics lab tomorrow :( (n/t) by NedLudd2003-02-05 20:29:36
    i work at 6am tomorrow. by Ubergeek22003-02-05 20:40:51
  night bud. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 20:14:11
help me..... by bailey2003-02-05 19:56:35
  I took a classics course by NedLudd2003-02-05 20:18:28
  what level are we talking about here? by sketcher2003-02-05 19:58:42
    Thats awsome, btw. by bailey2003-02-05 20:04:04
      *grin* by sketcher2003-02-05 20:09:38
    just high school.. by bailey2003-02-05 20:02:34
      c's are underrated by sketcher2003-02-05 20:06:27
        heh by bailey2003-02-05 20:11:08
        Not *ALL* the "smart" kids. by Llyr2003-02-05 20:08:59
          oh yeah... by sketcher2003-02-05 20:10:25
      Gay. by Llyr2003-02-05 20:04:17
        personal request by NedLudd2003-02-05 20:11:02
          My bad, I'm sorry (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 20:13:18
            thanks (n/t) by NedLudd2003-02-05 20:13:48
              I'm just not often very PC, you understand. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 20:14:30
                that's okay by NedLudd2003-02-05 20:20:21
                  Dude, that is so... by Egaeus2003-02-05 21:17:56
                    Man, that is sooo Jewish. (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-06 07:53:31
    LOL by Llyr2003-02-05 20:00:33
      good ol' otaku, japan by sketcher2003-02-05 20:02:55
        I attended that, one year. by Naruki2003-02-05 20:38:50
        I love it :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 20:05:19
  *hands Bailey a Coke* by Llyr2003-02-05 19:58:21
    *drinks* by bailey2003-02-05 20:00:19
      No problem. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 20:01:11
hey, i need a holy war by sketcher2003-02-05 19:55:34
  ...can't...resist... by vitaCpp2003-02-06 01:55:15
  Moz by beez2003-02-05 20:48:44
  Opera. by Ubergeek22003-02-05 20:13:42
  Opera by NedLudd2003-02-05 20:08:04
    Don't "upgrade". by Naruki2003-02-05 20:23:58
      thank you for the suggestion by NedLudd2003-02-05 20:28:53
        The new hotlist is sort of a blend of the old ones by Arcanum2003-02-05 20:59:36
        It really does. by Naruki2003-02-05 20:35:00
    *sigh* by sketcher2003-02-05 20:14:14
      I know by NedLudd2003-02-05 20:24:42
  I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking.. by Llyr2003-02-05 19:57:43
I've said it once. I'll say it again. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 19:39:00
  :zer;;. by Llyr2003-02-05 19:41:55
    And if anyone can decode that, by Llyr2003-02-05 19:46:23
      i think i see what it means... by ladouleurdouce2003-02-05 19:51:19
        I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so. (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 19:53:39
      not 100% on it, but... by sketcher2003-02-05 19:47:34
        Man, you're amazing!! How *do* you do it? (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 19:49:59
          the fish told me (n/t) by sketcher2003-02-05 20:00:28
            Gee, I guess... (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 20:02:18
TTGTBT by greyhat2003-02-05 19:33:47
  Thanks! {{{greyhat}}} by Llyr2003-02-05 19:37:03
In case anyone cares: by greyhat2003-02-05 19:23:09
  Oooh, I see a circular problem. by Llyr2003-02-05 19:25:40
    just like the way by krisguy2003-02-05 19:29:08
      nom its more like this by sketcher2003-02-05 19:49:21
      ? (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 19:36:03
        New move by the way :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 19:36:24
Good Night all. by animefreak2003-02-05 19:15:12
  Aye... by Viaken2003-02-05 19:21:25
And in the Peanut Gallery... by RoseThistle2003-02-05 19:13:34
  ooops forgot to say hello by greyhat2003-02-05 19:17:19
  Hooray, I'm glad you've enjoyed your stay by Llyr2003-02-05 19:14:50
Hey non nony, nony, hey nony (n/t) by greyhat2003-02-05 19:01:17
  Much Ado About Nothing.... by sumbusch2003-02-05 22:54:19
  Oops... by greyhat2003-02-05 19:12:12
    Why is that <sup>ed? :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 19:12:48
      I don't want my teacher to see it. (n/t) by greyhat2003-02-05 19:13:44
        LOL (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 19:14:20
  Quoth she, by Llyr2003-02-05 19:03:12
Congratulate me by Egaeus2003-02-05 19:01:13
  i won't do it! (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 19:13:52
  'grats. by myke2003-02-05 19:04:50
request for Perl assistance by nawft2003-02-05 18:49:01
  thanks guys by nawft2003-02-05 20:52:30
    You're welcome. (n/t) by vyrus2003-02-05 21:06:01
  can you use Rich Text Format? by JustnCase2003-02-05 20:10:07
  It probably is. by vyrus2003-02-05 19:35:46
*grin* Chat log time! by Llyr2003-02-05 18:31:33
  Bah humbug. by Llyr2003-02-05 18:39:15
    But I like Spence! by slayer2003-02-05 18:42:14
      LOL, fine. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 18:44:34
  So, you're going to post the video for us, right? (n/t) by slayer2003-02-05 18:39:13
    If only :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 18:41:13
and Nickface shouted: "Call me n00b!" by Nickface2003-02-05 18:30:57
  At least with Mandrake................ by krisguy2003-02-05 19:26:54
  n00b! by Egaeus2003-02-05 19:13:58
  Don't undermine capitalism with that viral stuff! (n/t) by slayer2003-02-05 18:37:41
    Is your name Bill by chance? (n/t) by Egaeus2003-02-05 19:07:16
      Um, I don't think so... *checks underwear lining* by slayer2003-02-05 19:11:00
        Not Wednesday? (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 19:13:57
          I'm more worried about the fact I don't own any by slayer2003-02-05 19:16:25
            LOL (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 19:17:06
  Hey, congrats! by Llyr2003-02-05 18:32:13
I hate someonelikesyou.com by slayer2003-02-05 18:28:40
  you too by reddy2003-02-05 18:30:33
    was it the account you use for UF? (n/t) by slayer2003-02-05 18:32:26
      its the by reddy2003-02-05 18:41:05
        Someone's mining for addresses then. (n/t) by slayer2003-02-05 18:43:08
          Yep by reddy2003-02-05 18:45:26
*starts a fire* by slayer2003-02-05 18:15:49
  Good night everyone. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 18:47:56
    Good night by reddy2003-02-05 19:01:13
  *sings* by Viaken2003-02-05 18:42:37
    *hooks Viaken up with some o' dat coca* by slayer2003-02-05 18:44:34
      *grins and enjoys* by Viaken2003-02-05 19:10:19
        That's a good quote, I must remember that. :) (n/t by Llyr2003-02-05 19:16:36
  Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbayaaaaa... :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 18:26:07
  *brings campfire food* by gaygeek2003-02-05 18:24:23
    Alright by reddy2003-02-05 18:28:52
      Marshmallows? by RoseThistle2003-02-05 18:32:46
        *passes Marshmallows over* by reddy2003-02-05 18:43:10
        Ooo. by Llyr2003-02-05 18:33:43
      Wait, are you saying they're not supposed by slayer2003-02-05 18:31:55
        If you put a marshmallow IN the fire directly, by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 18:41:30
        Well by reddy2003-02-05 18:38:50
        Nah, I don't like 'em past a nice golden brown. (n (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 18:32:45
  Kumbya, my Lord, kumbya... (n/t) by animefreak2003-02-05 18:22:06
  I don't know the words, but sure! by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 18:19:58
  Can I by reddy2003-02-05 18:17:29
    is it as cold over there as it is over here? by sketcher2003-02-05 18:21:33
      My thermometer reads by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 18:34:12
        mine reads about -11 f. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:48:38
        You want to by reddy2003-02-05 18:39:52
          *sits beside reddy, takes some blanket space* by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 18:44:25
            alright by reddy2003-02-05 18:47:00
              *sits other side of reddy* by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:48:12
                *giggles* by reddy2003-02-05 18:50:29
                  exactly. by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:53:16
                    *giggles more* by reddy2003-02-05 18:55:24
                      *Picks up UberGeek and others by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 18:59:07
                        ***Calls Zoo*** by Ubergeek22003-02-05 19:05:03
                          *Sues zoo for illegal arrest* by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 19:09:13
                            hmmm by reddy2003-02-05 19:10:17
                              i'm a tic tac in the bottom of the ocean.. by Ubergeek22003-02-05 19:12:13
                                Ahhh by reddy2003-02-05 19:20:20
                                allow me to restate. by Ubergeek22003-02-05 19:23:05
                                Cheer up mate by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 19:33:05
                                many. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 19:35:06
                                []D[][]\/[][]D hats rule. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 19:40:34
                                when did 'pimp' become a good thing.. by ladouleurdouce2003-02-05 19:55:02
                                there's a difference by Ubergeek22003-02-05 20:28:08
                                Sorry, a Pimp hat and suit is a Zoot Suit by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 19:57:55
                                with a matching Zoot Suit of course (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 19:42:05
                                yea by reddy2003-02-05 19:28:06
                                Yes, that was much better. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 19:24:06
                                Now Monkey by reddy2003-02-05 19:33:17
                                *warms up Swedish Made Enlarger Pump* by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 19:35:25
                                ewwww no thanks. by Ubergeek22003-02-05 19:55:15
                                You should. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 19:14:25
                                not mine apparently. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 19:16:23
                                {{{Ubergeek2}}}} by reddy2003-02-05 19:21:45
                              Of course not. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 19:11:09
                                *frees Reddy from handcuffs* by Llyr2003-02-05 19:12:27
                                Thank you by reddy2003-02-05 19:16:24
                                Awwww... Do I get a hug? :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 19:50:39
                                Thats okay. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 19:15:07
                                Why can't we just have normal campfires? (n/t) by slayer2003-02-05 19:13:50
                                I thought this by reddy2003-02-05 19:17:53
                                good point (n/t) by slayer2003-02-05 19:27:49
                                Point, eh? (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 19:29:32
                                No! (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 19:15:27
      Well it is by reddy2003-02-05 18:25:45
        *tosses reddy a blanket* by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 18:32:05
          Thank you by reddy2003-02-05 18:36:29
            Its 40ish here, by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 18:55:30
              Woops, my bad. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 18:56:48
                Oh no by reddy2003-02-05 18:58:42
                  Okay. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 19:00:02
            You're welcome. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 18:37:26
    sure thing :) by slayer2003-02-05 18:19:48
      OK by reddy2003-02-05 18:22:14
Greyhat's Song of the Day by greyhat2003-02-05 17:37:07
  Must be 'dance' music. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:39:26
    Not dance...its on the Matrix soundtrack... (n/t) by greyhat2003-02-05 17:42:24
      No wonder I don't recognize it. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:47:03
        there was some good stuff on that ST by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 17:51:48
          Another good soundtrack by tms17912003-02-05 18:20:43
            bleagh... techno. (n/t) by ladouleurdouce2003-02-05 18:23:07
              yeah, but GREAT techno ;) (n/t) by tms17912003-02-05 19:42:13
                oxymoron (n/t) by ladouleurdouce2003-02-05 19:46:39
          The only two songs I remember from that movie were by Nickface2003-02-05 17:55:20
          Maybe, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:54:35
Introduction by RoseThistle2003-02-05 17:34:54
  Greetings fair lady(?). by Arcanum2003-02-05 18:21:35
    (Lady would be correct) by RoseThistle2003-02-05 18:25:02
      Excellent! by Arcanum2003-02-05 18:33:59
  Greetings, Thistle-ous one. by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 18:15:47
    avoiding work is really hard work (n/t) by defect2003-02-05 18:18:28
      Heh. We would know! by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 18:22:30
        not much better yourself by defect2003-02-05 18:25:30
          Better believe it! by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 18:30:09
            practice for going home and being lazy (n/t) by defect2003-02-05 18:32:16
  Allow me... by rapido752006-11-19 12:55:59
    I see. by RoseThistle2003-02-05 18:21:39
    I just realized... by rapido752003-02-05 18:18:09
  Nice to meet you. by Llyr2003-02-05 18:08:52
    Hi! by RoseThistle2003-02-05 18:15:50
      Thanks, I'll be glad of it. (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 18:17:23
  Greetings Human! by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 18:05:02
    Greetings, Monkey! by RoseThistle2003-02-05 18:13:31
      Yah, Llry just about hit the nail on the head. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 18:50:32
      Oh, yeah, he'll "CLARIFY" for ya... *wink* (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 18:20:10
  *puts pants back on* by Nickface2003-02-05 17:49:52
    moral question by Village Idiot2003-02-05 18:02:05
      Do you mean by RoseThistle2003-02-05 18:07:17
        more like.. by Village Idiot2003-02-05 18:47:22
        Or maybe... by Llyr2003-02-05 18:15:45
        hey all have one thing thats the same by defect2003-02-05 18:14:51
          Personally by RoseThistle2003-02-05 18:27:31
            I agree by defect2003-02-05 18:37:09
    *puts pants back on* by Ubergeek22003-02-05 17:55:06
      Yes, well... by RoseThistle2003-02-05 18:02:19
        *grin* by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:07:06
          Where do you live? by animefreak2003-02-05 18:13:35
            i'm in Central NY, i have 1 store to buy it at (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:15:17
              Should be more plentiful there by animefreak2003-02-05 18:33:56
                i live in central NY. by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:36:28
                  Oh, you mean like the tiny village of Lansing Ny? by animefreak2003-02-05 18:51:31
          Right. by Arcanum2003-02-05 18:10:57
            hey i'm not the one always... by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:12:14
              I should hope not. by Arcanum2003-02-05 18:13:43
                i warn you folks..his beard REALLY tickles... (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:24:48
                  Playing with that doll of yours again? by Arcanum2003-02-05 18:28:14
                    you're the one hopped up on cocoanut rum. by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:31:28
                      Coconut rum? by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
          *bounces* by RoseThistle2003-02-05 18:10:25
            Pitr-Cola by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
            i hate all you guys m'kay? by Ubergeek22006-11-19 12:55:59
              Ahhh by reddy2003-02-05 18:12:30
                nah, i don't really hate anybody here. by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:14:11
                  Yea!!!! by reddy2003-02-05 18:15:35
                    of course i do. by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:17:44
          And with that, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 18:09:23
            *collapses in fits of hysterical giggles* by RoseThistle2003-02-05 18:19:00
      Touche. (n/t) by Nickface2003-02-05 17:56:56
    Nonsense by RoseThistle2003-02-05 17:54:40
  Howdy! by animefreak2003-02-05 17:44:04
    Indeed by RoseThistle2003-02-05 17:51:03
      glad to hear by defect2003-02-05 17:58:38
        *blinks* by RoseThistle2003-02-05 18:00:35
          it`s easy to tell by defect2003-02-05 18:03:30
            Must be 40 then. (n/t) by RoseThistle2003-02-05 18:30:28
              it`s the better of the two by defect2003-02-05 18:49:39
      Ooh, ooh! My friend is currently into that as well by animefreak2003-02-05 17:56:43
        CB rules! by ladouleurdouce2003-02-05 18:21:11
          Edward! Yes! by animefreak2003-02-05 18:26:38
            you love Arcanum? (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:27:35
              What? I was talking about Radical Edward by animefreak2003-02-05 19:02:03
        i have a love hate relationship with CB. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 17:58:50
          it`s an ok series by defect2003-02-05 18:09:04
            exactly (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:09:31
          Whadda mean? (n/t) by animefreak2003-02-05 18:01:43
            i like it, and i don't. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:02:09
              Specify, por favor. by animefreak2003-02-05 18:05:57
                i just preffer other stuff really. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:09:05
        I have heard about Cowboy Bebop... by RoseThistle2003-02-05 17:58:50
          anime roleplaying by defect2003-02-05 18:01:06
          I have heard of it by animefreak2003-02-05 18:01:00
            it is. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 18:01:35
              Really? by RoseThistle2003-02-05 18:05:06
                they got a bunch by defect2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Mebbe I have been missing it. by animefreak2003-02-05 18:03:59
  Welcome aboard!! by gaygeek2003-02-05 17:36:46
  Welcome! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:36:37
    er? by RoseThistle2003-02-05 17:39:02
      The FAQ is down at the bottom of the page by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Tada! by RoseThistle2003-02-05 17:48:27
      Hi by reddy2003-02-05 17:44:17
      See your Nick on hte left? by Ubergeek22003-02-05 17:43:52
        it's a trap! (n/t) by ladouleurdouce2003-02-05 18:24:37
          </ackbar> (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 18:25:55
            ackbar? huh? wha? c'est quoi ca? (n/t) by ladouleurdouce2003-02-05 18:27:55
              *sigh* Come on, you've seen Return of the Jedi! by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 18:31:36
Yes! System of a Down is playing on my radio! by animefreak2003-02-05 17:16:46
  *twitch* by sketcher2003-02-05 17:31:16
    No doubt, eh? by gaygeek2003-02-05 17:35:03
      and then there's something about by sketcher2003-02-05 17:43:32
        I don't deny by gaygeek2003-02-05 17:52:21
          i guess you've gotta be in the right mood :p by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 18:02:15
          Dude! Stop bashing one of my favorite bands! (n/t) by animefreak2003-02-05 17:59:11
          yup (n/t) by sketcher2003-02-05 17:53:44
  The only thing I really like by SOD... by Nickface2003-02-05 17:17:59
    I hate to break it to you... by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 18:08:39
      then who is it by? by sketcher2003-02-05 19:19:28
        If you watch it to the end, by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 19:40:18
        and by sketcher2003-02-05 19:20:13
    how true by sketcher2003-02-05 17:32:23
    Huh? by animefreak2003-02-05 17:20:55
      no it's about the game, not for. by Ubergeek22003-02-05 17:26:00
        You mean this song? by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
          eh.. maybe it's funny if you know the game. by ladouleurdouce2003-02-05 18:17:41
            *shrug* I didn't make it by Freakazoid2003-02-05 19:18:04
          Eww...badly synchronized flash... by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:33:42
          NON-FYOS! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:33:04
            Ok... I took it down by Freakazoid2003-02-05 17:48:15
              You didn't need to do that, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:49:36
                Well... by Freakazoid2003-02-05 17:52:06
            Huh? It was posted before fine by Freakazoid2003-02-05 17:33:50
              The princess says "F***er" at the end. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:34:29
                Huh.... Never caught that before by Freakazoid2003-02-05 17:37:25
                  That is... by Freakazoid2003-02-05 17:38:12
        Hhmm. never heard it. by animefreak2003-02-05 17:28:03
          See my post :) by Freakazoid2003-02-05 17:30:20
            HAHAHAHAHAH! by animefreak2003-02-05 17:34:51
              Dude.. how gullible are you? by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 18:14:00
                I meant that it sound like something SOAD by animefreak2003-02-05 18:20:48
              :) (n/t) by Nickface2003-02-05 17:51:47
          "I can shoplift this. It tells me too." 8) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:29:00
Excuse me while I go shoot someone by Freakazoid2003-02-05 17:15:34
  Who came up with that idiot show anyway? by Freakazoid2003-02-05 17:26:30
  s/anoter/another by Freakazoid2003-02-05 17:16:20
Formal apology by Llyr2003-02-05 16:46:00
  It's no problem. by Naruki2003-02-05 20:30:10
  Wow, I missed a doozey. by YakkoWarner2003-02-05 19:09:06
  Hmmm by reddy2003-02-05 17:00:48
    no, go ahead and read it by sketcher2003-02-05 17:04:14
      OK by reddy2003-02-05 17:16:42
        he's apparently to mad to do so. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 17:20:33
          Are you talking about my dropping off? by Llyr2003-02-05 17:43:04
          let him by reddy2003-02-05 17:25:29
            yup. I was in the same situation. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 17:27:15
  we all get nasty from time to time by McNutcase2003-02-05 16:53:30
    He glories in it, from time to time. :+) by adiplomat2003-02-05 16:56:34
  S'OK. Of course I'D never do such a thing... :+) by adiplomat2003-02-05 16:51:44
anyone have any experience with thinkpad monitors? by cybergeek2003-02-05 16:39:39
  Dunno 'bout thinkpads but.. by Village Idiot2003-02-05 17:54:43
Simiae contra me conspirae! (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:19:02
  carpe phallum! (n/t) by NedLudd2003-02-05 17:25:15
    Sieze the phallus? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:27:41
      ew.. is that "FYOS safe"? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 18:26:44
        how many FYOs do you know by DragonLady2003-02-05 20:17:11
          But think of the poor innocent by ladouleurdouce2003-02-05 20:23:46
  Illegitimati non carborundum. by adiplomat2003-02-05 16:43:32
    "Don't let the dastards grind you down." by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:45:10
      The Monty Python Website.. by Village Idiot2003-02-05 17:58:18
        I thought the Pythonline motto translated to.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 18:33:21
          Might've changed it.. by Village Idiot2003-02-05 18:51:46
      Hey! That line's in Acrobat! by Llyr2003-02-05 16:46:40
  The apes conspire against me. by animefreak2003-02-05 16:24:05
    Litoralis fecit, ut id facerem. (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:26:23
      He made the shore, so that I would make it. by animefreak2003-02-05 16:34:31
        Nope <SPOILER> by Llyr2003-02-05 16:35:18
          Ok :) by animefreak2003-02-05 16:37:05
            Indeed. ^-^ (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:37:39
              Good! (n/t) by animefreak2003-02-05 16:38:16
                Question: by animefreak2003-02-05 16:39:21
                  (dont take that seriously) by animefreak2003-02-05 16:40:55
                    (didn't) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:41:23
                      Feels good, dont it? by animefreak2003-02-05 17:06:29
                  I chewed viciously on a piece of string cheese. by Llyr2003-02-05 16:40:48
                    MMMmmmmm, sweet rolls.... (n/t) by animefreak2003-02-05 16:49:34
  Am Englische, bitte! (n/t) by adiplomat2003-02-05 16:23:11
    Auf Englisch, bitte ;-) (n/t) by Buffy_Fett2003-02-05 16:23:59
      Und vhere ist your nit? :+) by adiplomat2003-02-05 16:40:28
        nit? by Buffy_Fett2003-02-05 17:01:04
        I havent even had a geman class. by animefreak2003-02-05 16:57:37
          Not important, but... by Buffy_Fett2003-02-05 17:16:27
            Ah, so: En englais, por favor. by animefreak2003-02-05 17:24:44
              Si (n/t) by Buffy_Fett2003-02-05 17:38:28
                See, the only two languages I understand are by animefreak2003-02-05 18:46:12
                  No habla Espanol by Buffy_Fett2003-02-05 19:04:12
          I mean german. Sorry. (n/t) by animefreak2003-02-05 16:58:32
Leet translator by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, everyone's sure helping me learn leet. by animefreak2003-02-05 17:02:14
  Good start, but some word recognition needed by surgo2003-02-05 16:14:34
    That's a major task. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:16:26
      Well a phew basic rulez... by wheresthefish2003-02-05 16:44:39
        'elite' == 'leet', obviously by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:51:15
        "0r" can be appended to most words0r. (n/t) by Stavros2003-02-05 16:47:56
          d00d, dat r0><0rz! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:55:17
            Uh, that's not a (n/t). Friggin twitchy fingers... by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:06:32
              £¡|<3 ¡7 |\/|47732$...{|\|/7} by Buffy_Fett2003-02-05 17:14:57
                Translation: LIKE IT MATTERS... (N/T) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:23:06
                  Question: by Buffy_Fett2003-02-05 17:51:15
                    I did it. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:53:06
                      Same here actually by Buffy_Fett2003-02-05 18:23:15
      Any suggestions are welcome by Khaar2003-02-05 16:23:37
        personally, by vyrus2003-02-05 19:51:40
        1337 Ø|+ (ص2$3... by Buffy_Fett2003-02-05 16:25:59
          ummm...|+ is |= of course (n/t) by Buffy_Fett2003-02-05 16:26:43
            claro que si! (n/t) by animefreak2003-02-05 16:35:48
  Couple additions to the map by Buffy_Fett2003-02-05 16:07:07
  Error in map: by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:47:31
    More map suggestions (my e-mail is shonky) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:50:58
      One more - X = >< by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:52:45
        Thanks by Khaar2003-02-05 16:06:32
        Good - a conversion to leet and back works too. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:55:03
Site Design Idea: by greyhat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If it's all CSS (and it probably is) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:35:11
    it's NOT all CSS. by i_am_pi2003-02-05 15:44:45
      Shame on you, ARS dude! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:45:58
        Blaaaaame yohimbe by i_am_pi2003-02-05 15:47:31
          I know. I said "ARS dude" because I wasn't sure if by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:56:00
            If I were Yohimbe.. by Village Idiot2003-02-05 18:53:47
    ServerSide! by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 15:36:18
      But client side is good! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:44:32
        Agh! Cold fingers! "These", "Javascript" (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:44:54
ATTN: Mind Reading Aliens by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 15:30:26
  ATTN: Funky_Monkey by MindReadinAlien2003-02-05 16:57:10
    ATTN: MindReadinAlien by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 18:10:36
    You need to create a diary! by Buffy_Fett2003-02-05 17:18:56
    Silly Monkey, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:00:46
      I SWEAR IT ISNT ME! by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 18:07:50
        Hi! by Sim2003-02-05 18:24:53
          Ooo Ooo! by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 19:16:06
  ATTN: Mind reading aliens (apparently) by Stavros2003-02-05 16:02:03
    Pr0n. Every six seconds. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:04:57
      Hmm... really? I'll have to check that. by Stavros2003-02-05 16:12:29
        Every six seconds, just like clockwork. (n/t) by Sim2003-02-05 16:33:54
          Hmm... must be *very* clockworky... by Stavros2003-02-05 16:37:21
            Of course you don't remember it... by Sim2003-02-05 16:40:18
              Then pray tell me... by Stavros2003-02-05 16:45:50
                Bad memory encoding. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:58:17
                They do! by Sim2003-02-05 16:56:56
                  Hmmmmm... by Stavros2003-02-05 17:04:18
  Haha, they can't read my mind! by Llyr2003-02-05 15:55:19
    ATTN: Mind Reading Aliens by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 16:01:06
      Trees and flowers and chirping birds... (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:03:44
        Agh! You've installed XP! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:04:19
          No, that'd be "Grassy hills and clouds.." :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:09:25
            Ah. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Gah, again! "You're", not "your"! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:12:33
                What the heck was that? (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:16:43
                  Didn't you watch any episodes? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:17:50
                    No. I will though :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:20:01
                      Eaaugh. That was just warped. :P (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:25:16
                        Which one(s) did you watch? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:32:01
                          The new one with the lollipop and the eye, by Llyr2003-02-05 16:36:14
                            Well, I find it hilareous (I can never spell that) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:03:38
                              'Aquired taste' isn't the right phrase. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:04:55
  Silly Monkey, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:32:29
    ATTN: Mind Reading Aliens by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 15:34:57
      Silly Monkey, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:35:51
        ATTN: Mind Reading Aliens by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 15:39:54
Last call to suggest a language for krisguy by krisguy2006-11-19 12:55:59
aggh... please to be gettink zither out of head! by McNutcase2003-02-05 14:47:05
  Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, La-La, Po... by wheresthefish2003-02-05 15:11:39
    my son by reddy2003-02-05 17:27:30
    *taptaptaptap* by Arcanum2003-02-05 15:36:32
      LOL by Llyr2003-02-05 15:46:26
      *haxor* *haxor* *haxor* by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:43:26
        *retargeting* by Arcanum2003-02-05 15:56:17
          Can you target Frank.Wojtech@granite.k12.ut.us? :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 15:57:07
            Perhaps... by Arcanum2003-02-05 16:03:10
              How much? (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:04:19
                Oh, I don't know... by Arcanum2003-02-05 16:13:33
                  Some 5000 zorkmids? (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:17:25
            Oooh, there's an idea! by Llyr2003-02-05 15:59:15
              *cough*unsubscribe*cough*spoof*cough* by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:06:38
                heh. Newsletters... Hmm... (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:13:13
        cd with no paramaters will change you by i_am_pi2003-02-05 15:52:42
          Only if you have a "cd" command. by Arcanum2003-02-05 15:57:51
          Piccy, piccy, piccy. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:57:36
        Well done. by Stavros2003-02-05 15:46:57
    Why are you bringing WinXP into this? (n/t) by Spiff2003-02-05 15:16:28
    Right, that's it. You die now. by Stavros2003-02-05 15:14:20
      Awwww! Big hug! (n/t) by wheresthefish2003-02-05 15:23:43
        {{{{{{{{{{everyone, especially nin_man}}}}}}}}}} (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:26:33
          When I'm king, I'm having England burned for that. by nin_man2003-02-05 16:01:31
            Most people would probably thank you. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:07:35
      Well done. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:20:16
    Pugh Hugh Barney McGrue Custard Dribble and Slop by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:13:49
  get an even more annoying song in there by JamesG2003-02-05 14:51:06
    Papa dont preach by Ozzy's inept daughter. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 15:07:18
      That's just BAD music. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:10:46
        mmmm... cheesy (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 15:14:13
    no no no by CrazySteve2003-02-05 14:57:24
      "Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:04:18
    Stop cheering me up. by Llyr2003-02-05 14:56:46
    Hmm... by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:55:56
      *smack!* (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 14:57:42
        Please, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:00:01
    ARRRGGGHHH! KILL YOU I MUST! by McNutcase2003-02-05 14:52:21
      Have you ever seen "Buckaroo Banzai"? by adiplomat2003-02-05 14:55:46
      you don't like it? by JamesG2003-02-05 14:55:00
        They did the Macarena at a Joe's Crab Shack by Llyr2003-02-05 14:57:18
        *walks over to JamesG* by McNutcase2003-02-05 14:57:03
          Hey, wax flowers! How did they get there? by JamesG2006-11-19 12:55:59
When is a motherboard dead? by rockitanski2003-02-05 14:40:14
  Wipe the BIOS before you trash the board. by adiplomat2003-02-05 14:59:17
    Power yes, did the CMOS clear already... by rockitanski2003-02-05 15:08:05
      You're thinkin' agin' rockitanski! by adiplomat2003-02-05 15:31:08
  um by sketcher2003-02-05 14:43:12
  Yes, dude. Let them go. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:43:11
    But they are so pretty! <NT> by rockitanski2003-02-05 14:49:44
  Does it come out of your pocket? by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 14:42:38
    No, but I would get one quicker if it did. <NT> by rockitanski2003-02-05 14:48:53
My new least favorite word... by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 14:36:11
  You ever tried to type "qwerty"? by Stavros2003-02-05 16:00:04
    I can do the stairs easily, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:09:57
      qwerty. (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:37:13
  Ok, people! 'Amortization' is the new 'fsck'! ;) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:38:14
    Amortizate You! (n/t) =P by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 14:41:37
may the SUB notice you by whitemalkin2003-02-05 14:23:52
  Supine Ukelele-playing Banana (n/t) by ladouleurdouce2003-02-05 19:50:14
  Socially Unacceptable Banana (n/t) by Village Idiot2003-02-05 19:03:38
  Stupid Useless Banana (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 18:59:33
  Succinct Uber-Banana (n/t) by Village Idiot2003-02-05 18:55:38
  Subtly Unstable Banana (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 16:35:49
  Sports Utility Banana (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 14:25:49
Can someone do me a favour? by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 14:12:56
  SOOO, do all the links work??? by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 14:59:15
    no news is good news by JamesG2003-02-05 15:02:12
  Might want to put by myke2003-02-05 14:30:22
    good idea! by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 14:34:45
      NooOoOooOOoOOoooOoooOoo0o0*breath*o0o0Oo0oo by Funky_Monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
        England? by Funky_Monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
          gracias senor (n/t) by JamesG2003-02-05 14:47:17
            Thx m8 by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:52:26
              after yesterday's 1337 fiasco... by JamesG2003-02-05 14:58:26
                Think the NSA has caught onto 1337 yet? (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 15:04:32
                  |\|/-\|-|, +|-|3`/'|23 |_|_/-\|\/|@5. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:06:27
                    apostrophe not "apostrophie" by JamesG2003-02-05 15:14:25
                      Missing comma. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:23:20
                        /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 15:32:51
        Odd. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:41:26
        "Unable to determine IP address" (n/t) by JamesG2003-02-05 14:41:18
          I wonder why?? by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 14:48:47
            nope. by JamesG2003-02-05 14:49:52
      tsk tsk by myke2003-02-05 14:37:50
        HTML 4 Frameset DTD. Yes they are. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:38:43
          But...they're still evil. Avoid! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:38:58
            They're not that evil by JamesG2006-11-19 12:55:59
            it'll make my job SOO much easier though.... by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 14:40:29
              Make it all a flash animation! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:42:00
                There WILL be flash actually... by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 14:47:09
                  evil! evil! burn it! by JamesG2003-02-05 14:52:52
                    Why? you want it on CD-R?? LOL! (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 14:53:55
                      Suggestion: by myke2003-02-05 15:02:49
                        It will be a foreign concept. by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 16:35:38
                  Aaaaaaaaaaah! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:51:44
                *LACK* by myke2003-02-05 14:42:23
                  see! by myke2003-02-05 14:42:38
    And Opera 7. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:32:48
      I figured by myke2003-02-05 14:33:39
  OOPS!! here's the link... by lord_dolphin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  erm ...where is it? (n/t) by greyhat2003-02-05 14:16:32
  It's a good idea by myke2003-02-05 14:14:51
    shhhhh by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 14:20:03
<Deleted><Deleted>2003-02-05 14:06:04
  Possible suggestions by Egaeus2003-02-05 19:36:00
    Basically, by Llyr2003-02-05 19:45:47
      You might mention your problem by Egaeus2003-02-05 19:52:47
  Go ahead and drop out. by Glytch782003-02-05 14:41:14
    guys, lay off Llyr (Spencer). by animefreak2003-02-05 15:30:42
      Thank you very much. by Llyr2003-02-05 15:47:44
        Y'know though Spencer, I had a blow today too. by animefreak2003-02-05 16:07:47
          Good luck man (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:26:56
        Llyr, those last three words were unnecessary, by adiplomat2003-02-05 15:51:26
          Which three? by Llyr2003-02-05 15:53:25
            Yes, much. I know you're PO'ed, I've got a post by adiplomat2003-02-05 16:01:36
              Okay... Looking for yours (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:27:16
    Honestly, if you're just going to keep posting by Llyr2003-02-05 14:53:04
      "I'm probably as or more mature than everyone else by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:57:41
        Oh, f*ck you too. by Llyr2003-02-05 14:59:19
          Now you see what I'm on about. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:08:26
            Oh, I forgot to attach the tag to the end by Llyr2003-02-05 15:51:25
              Please to be clicking, da? by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Danke :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:38:28
              Answer: by adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Ah, my bad by Llyr2003-02-05 16:00:28
                  I wondered, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:02:38
          When you can take advice from those with by adiplomat2003-02-05 15:07:46
      That's exactly what *I* said LOL! by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 14:56:52
  I feel for ya. by Sim2003-02-05 14:36:34
  Oh yeah, good thinking. by nin_man2003-02-05 14:23:32
    Look, just shut up. by Llyr2003-02-05 14:50:06
      That was nice of you. by nin_man2003-02-05 15:04:44
        Friendly? by Llyr2003-02-05 15:18:57
          Spencer, take a deep breath by Nea2003-02-05 15:33:24
            I know! I know! by Llyr2003-02-05 15:49:52
              If you can admit to being a dick, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:02:04
                Awwww, thanks. {{{LP}}} (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:39:14
          It's called "tough love" by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
            No, it's called being a sh*thead. by Llyr2003-02-05 15:48:31
              Yeah, that's what tough love is. by nin_man2003-02-05 16:06:15
                Cause you ripped out those pages... by Naruki2003-02-05 20:31:48
        OMGIAWNM. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:09:52
          Sadly, I've got insight. by nin_man2003-02-05 15:23:31
            If anyone of you have ever tried to graduate early by Llyr2003-02-05 15:44:15
              I PAID for my diploma, the hard way. by adiplomat2003-02-05 16:20:24
                Blimey. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:39:13
                  **Stares down LionsPhil with steely blue eyes** by adiplomat2003-02-05 16:54:54
                    I've 'known' you for several months, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 17:09:56
                {{{dippy}}} (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 16:28:17
    umm, I wouldn't go THAT far... by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 14:28:05
    *LART* *LART* *LART* *LART* by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:24:47
      Bah! by Sim2003-02-05 14:32:17
      each unto their own (n/t) by JamesG2003-02-05 14:27:24
      Uh, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:25:25
  Sorry, modded for language by Kickstart2003-02-05 14:17:02
    I will have my associate's anyways. (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 14:45:13
    No repost? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:19:04
      Repost: !$@&*T$#^W KJNGLKN!!!!!!! by Llyr2003-02-05 14:54:14
  Hey, I completely understand! by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 14:15:44
  YES! by sketcher2003-02-05 14:14:50
    LOL (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 14:43:45
  And... and then youll do it again! by animefreak2003-02-05 14:10:29
    Yup :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 14:42:51
  isnt high school wonderful... (n/t) by greyhat2003-02-05 14:08:48
  Let me loan you my by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 14:08:16
    Oooh! Sweet! by Llyr2003-02-05 14:42:36
  NON-FYOS! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:07:56
    For the mods: It's "bullpoop" (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:10:05
  Erm... Mods... by myke2003-02-05 14:07:10
    <Deleted><Deleted>2003-02-05 14:41:47
      Moderated for languge (repost) by Nea2003-02-05 15:22:15
      Aagh! Woops! Mods! I'm at it again :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-02-05 14:42:02
OK, Greg's lost it. by animefreak2003-02-05 14:03:41
  I must disagree. by Funky_Monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nor his friend. (n/t) by animefreak2003-02-05 14:07:11
wallwriting from my UNiversity by OzanBABA2003-02-05 13:55:23
Time to say nighty-night... by cartamusica2003-02-05 13:47:08
(poke plbark) query in Seti section (n/t) by Tran2003-02-05 13:45:00
  *giggle* that tickles ... answer in SETI thread. by plblark2003-02-05 13:57:06
    double thanks then. (n/t) by Tran2003-02-05 13:59:42
New server for me! by wonga-bonga2003-02-05 13:38:35
  Nice by thread_killer2003-02-05 14:59:08
    Oh great, now I have server envy by wonga-bonga2003-02-06 11:46:22
  w00t! by cartamusica2003-02-05 13:43:55
  wow (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-02-05 13:42:13
Do you want to have... by mikosullivan2003-02-05 13:23:57
  /me can't remember Hamlet by wonga-bonga2003-02-05 13:42:59
    "R. and G. are dead" by Baggins2003-02-05 14:10:48
      Here we go.... by Baggins2003-02-05 14:19:37
        Such a brilliant play by Ston2003-02-05 14:47:06
  Is this turning into... by cartamusica2003-02-05 13:41:15
    was there ever a doubt? <nt> by CrazySteve2003-02-05 13:47:38
      so whose line is it? (n/t) by Baggins2003-02-05 14:20:40
        Is it mine? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:30:47
          Why would it be yours? (n/t) by Baggins2003-02-05 14:39:01
            Well whose it is then? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:46:40
              Foul- by Ston2003-02-05 14:52:08
                You think I'm following those rules? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:12:11
                  If you aren't, then what rules are you following? (n/t) by Baggins2003-02-05 15:46:23
                    What makes you think I'm following any rules? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:19:43
                      Aren't you asking questions like in the rules? (n/t) by Baggins2003-02-05 20:24:33
  Doesnt't that usually just degenerate.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 13:39:46
    What are you basing that on? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:41:13
    oh I know you are, but what am I? (n/t) by JamesG2003-02-05 13:41:08
      Eh? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:41:43
        "fuzzy definition of logically" by JamesG2003-02-05 13:43:07
          Was that a question? by Naruki2003-02-05 13:49:18
            no by JamesG2003-02-05 13:51:42
            Was that an answer? (n/t) by mikosullivan2003-02-05 13:50:07
              Was it supposed to be? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:50:47
                Is anyone else completely lost? (n/t) by JamesG2003-02-05 13:53:39
                  Is anyone NOT completely lost? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:54:25
                    Would someone please by JamesG2003-02-05 13:54:56
                      would you like to see by CrazySteve2003-02-05 13:56:11
                        No. by myke2003-02-05 14:16:31
                      Isn't myke taking care of that? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:55:31
                        But don't you think it's better to double the by Stavros2003-02-05 13:57:05
                          Wouldn't that cause an overflow? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:01:01
                            No. by myke2003-02-05 14:15:58
                              Aren't you playing? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:17:12
                              Bzzzzzt! (n/t) by Stavros2003-02-05 14:16:30
                    Are there any other possibilities? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:54:49
          What are you on about? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:47:47
            Isn't that a popular phrase in Asterix? (n/t) by mikosullivan2003-02-05 13:56:10
              It is? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:58:45
        Where have all the flowers gone? (n/t) by Glytch782003-02-05 13:42:53
          *burp* (n/t) by JamesG2003-02-05 13:43:32
            Weren't those wax? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:48:09
              Well I'd be a bit stupid if I... by JamesG2003-02-05 13:49:57
                Would you? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:51:28
                  erm...yes? (n/t) by JamesG2003-02-05 13:52:37
                  Wouldn't it be stupidier to eat wax? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:52:04
                    You'd think so, wouldn't you? by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 13:56:11
                      which is the greater level of stupidity: by CrazySteve2003-02-05 13:57:05
                        Is the bee alive? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:58:02
                          Have I spelt 'allergic' correctly? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:58:24
                            does it matter? does anything matter? by CrazySteve2003-02-05 14:09:57
                              Why won't WHO leave you alone? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:13:25
                                would it be worth it to finally snap? by CrazySteve2003-02-05 14:15:21
                                Would I suggest that you *shouldn't*? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:18:27
                                would you? shall you? by CrazySteve2003-02-05 14:53:24
    Is that any reason not to proceed? (n/t) by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 13:41:07
  No. ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:31:33
  weren't they killed? <nt> by CrazySteve2003-02-05 13:26:41
    Didn't you read the play? (n/t) by mikosullivan2003-02-05 13:28:04
      Didn't they read that letter? (n/t) by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 13:36:11
      They wrote a play? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:32:10
        Who's they? (n/t) by Glytch782003-02-05 13:39:41
        What was the play about? (n/t) by joshuarat2003-02-05 13:34:00
        When did that happen? (n/t) by JamesG2003-02-05 13:33:20
          Do you think *I* know? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:35:01
            Why *wouldn't* you know? (n/t) by cartamusica2003-02-05 13:36:12
              Why *should* he know? (n/t) by Shadowclaw2003-02-05 13:39:11
                didn't they had their own play? (n/t) by CrazySteve2003-02-05 13:46:46
                  Don't you mean "have"? by Naruki2003-02-05 13:47:59
                    ever heard of a typo? <nt> by CrazySteve2003-02-05 13:53:33
                    Do you have to be a grammar NAZI? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:49:49
                      Did you have to invoke Godwin's law? (n/t) by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 13:52:03
                        Did you REALLY want this to continue? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:52:33
                          You mean someone wasnted it to stop? (n/t) by Shadowclaw2003-02-05 13:56:27
                            You didn't? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:57:14
                              Do the words "novelty" and "bored" mean anything by Shadowclaw2003-02-05 13:59:32
                                Is novelty anything like bookie? (n/t) by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 14:02:52
                                Are they supposed to? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:00:14
                          Do YOU have anything better to do? (n/t) by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 13:55:07
                            Why do I spend all my time here even when I DO? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:56:43
                              Don't you enjoy the UF message board? (n/t) by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 13:58:36
                                Why else would there be a post under that name? (n (n/t) by Shadowclaw2003-02-05 14:02:00
                                But why do I have to be here all day? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:59:50
                                Is someone forcing you? (n/t) by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 14:01:57
                                Would I know if they were? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:03:18
                                Don't you beleive in free will? by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 14:05:14
                                Why should I believe in free will? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:15:04
                                Can you be FORCED to believe in free will? (n/t) by mikosullivan2003-02-05 14:20:01
                                Aren't many people? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:30:19
                                Is there any reason to ber bothered? (n/t) by Shadowclaw2003-02-05 14:04:43
Medical tests skewed by foxy nurses? by perldude2003-02-05 13:15:46
  If Nurse A is 'foxy' and Nurse B isn't, probably. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:18:02
  Maybe he's just been... by cartamusica2003-02-05 13:17:44
    GRRRRR by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 13:27:03
      hehe.. What's a swiss army banana? (n/t) by Freakazoid2003-02-05 13:32:50
        Its a banana that unpeals by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 14:11:17
          why not just hit the fleeing victim by CrazySteve2003-02-05 14:13:25
            If you go that route... by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 14:15:47
Need a lil help...tried everywhere else... :P by Viaken2003-02-05 13:03:52
  Yicky... XP with only 128Meg of ram? by Freakazoid2003-02-05 13:23:56
  Just a rough guess... by cartamusica2003-02-05 13:14:54
  you need more memory by sketcher2003-02-05 13:10:02
    That's what I feared... by Viaken2003-02-05 13:14:27
      no, go ahead by sketcher2003-02-05 13:38:38
        Well.... by Viaken2003-02-05 13:51:58
          Bah...one more thing... by Viaken2003-02-05 13:53:52
            Recommendation by blindman2003-02-05 14:07:29
              Tried it... by Viaken2003-02-05 14:36:15
                what kind of mainboard? by ripley82003-02-05 18:03:53
                  Eeeeeeeevil by Viaken2003-02-05 18:32:03
        acttualy we have by OzanBABA2003-02-05 13:44:42
Apache 2.x.x by myke2003-02-05 13:00:55
  nope by harold2003-02-05 13:31:45
I was just at Chapters... by Illiad2003-02-05 12:53:37
  Nuts! you couldve been by DragonLady2003-02-05 20:27:49
  You should ahve told us! by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 13:48:05
    **decides to take vengeance on hyzenthlay In by adiplomat2003-02-05 15:38:44
      Well phooey by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 19:23:20
  As long as you weren't.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 12:56:34
    The problem is one of appearances. by Naruki2003-02-05 13:02:09
      Errr... Illiad's hot for older women? by Nashville2003-02-05 14:33:55
        That's a groaner! by Naruki2003-02-05 14:36:27
          Better. Much. <g> (n/t) by Nashville2003-02-05 15:10:14
      i think by sketcher2003-02-05 13:07:38
      I think: by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:03:28
    hehehe by sketcher2003-02-05 12:58:11
      *ahem* by sketcher2003-02-05 13:05:48
      Patch Adams by Illiad2003-02-05 12:58:41
        lol by sketcher2003-02-05 13:02:00
        that sounds like a J&SB-ism (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 13:00:26
          its so close to the end of chasing dogma (n/t) by sketcher2003-02-05 13:03:22
Today is the worst day of the rest of my life... by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 12:37:25
  Coffee vs Tea by Village Idiot2003-02-05 19:01:20
    Not on average by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I cut out two weeks ago. by ralph2003-02-05 13:35:43
    iv'e known it my whole life by sketcher2003-02-05 13:48:06
  It's withdrawal symptoms by crankshaft-jr2003-02-05 13:21:54
    Somwhere around 3 gallons by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 13:31:00
      That's a bunch! by crankshaft-jr2003-02-05 14:09:01
  you goning to overdose by OzanBABA2003-02-05 13:06:21
    No, i meant 2, not 23 ;-) (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 13:13:05
      2 cup of coffee is nothing by OzanBABA2003-02-05 13:50:28
        Hey, u got nothin' on me. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 14:24:51
  *LARTS SELF* by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 12:52:12
    Hail Eris! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:54:15
    Good, otherwise you'd have more to worry about by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 12:53:59
      boss: what the hell? bathroom break again?! by sketcher2003-02-05 12:56:15
        Ewww...BAD image by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:57:22
  You're going after the wrong discordian number. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:49:01
  once you pop, you cant stop by sketcher2003-02-05 12:46:22
  23 coffees? by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 12:43:24
  Give it to the end of the week by MikeCDN2003-02-05 12:40:32
SBC Patent by Bitplane2003-02-05 12:29:47
what if i type cat /dev/zero > /dev/mem ? by OzanBABA2003-02-05 12:07:19
  Do it as root and find out... by wonga-bonga2003-02-05 13:48:31
  I cant ssh/telnet into my system from here by the-prophet2003-02-05 12:56:56
    :) (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-02-05 12:58:38
  depends on which *NIX by myke2003-02-05 12:53:32
    on Linux by OzanBABA2003-02-05 12:57:01
      I don't know! :) by myke2003-02-05 13:48:02
        :) (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-02-05 13:59:29
  It sounds like... by mhiper32003-02-05 12:28:15
  taking my basic Unix skills by defdood2003-02-05 12:27:32
    you think rigth by OzanBABA2003-02-05 12:59:41
  Try it over SSH to some unimportant box. =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:08:51
    i have only one box by OzanBABA2003-02-05 12:12:44
      Yes. (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 12:15:56
I have a question: by bordertech2003-02-05 11:55:29
  It's possible becuase... by thegeneral2003-02-05 14:35:39
  Let's look at a 7400 chip. by Avium2003-02-05 12:26:07
    No, but thank you for your help by bordertech2003-02-05 12:49:00
      Good. by Avium2003-02-05 14:14:26
    What, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:27:22
      It's been years since my wire wrapping days. by Avium2003-02-05 12:30:50
  should be a NOR by amlethus2003-02-05 12:06:14
  Several answers... by cartamusica2003-02-05 12:06:05
  Because in reality, their little chips. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:06:03
    Bingo! by bordertech2003-02-05 12:11:50
    Gah! "*They're* little chips"! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:06:33
  All chips are powered separately from inputs (n/t) by Khaar2003-02-05 12:05:39
    Thanks! by bordertech2003-02-05 12:12:45
  Its been a while by the-prophet2003-02-05 12:01:55
    I think you're thinking... by cartamusica2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It does... by bordertech2003-02-05 12:06:06
      If I remember correctly... by cartamusica2003-02-05 12:14:19
        you have it basically right by defdood2003-02-05 12:32:49
        What, no output pin? ;) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:15:32
          AARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHH!!! by cartamusica2003-02-05 12:41:34
            Garbage In Garbage --- (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 13:14:28
              Constipated logic...? (n/t) by cartamusica2003-02-05 13:16:19
                Well, without an output, yes. yes it is (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 13:25:21
      hyperspace =) (n/t) by whitemalkin2003-02-05 12:08:03
Need help bad! by jdoverholt2003-02-05 11:38:15
  You may recover the data ... by z1root2003-02-05 12:23:27
  Try Norton Utils... by cristobal2003-02-05 12:18:58
    Freeware ... by cristobal2006-11-19 12:55:59
  spinrite from grc.com? (n/t) by myke2003-02-05 12:11:54
  time-consuming suggestion by the_prophet2003-02-05 12:03:47
  Perhaps screwing around by jdoverholt2003-02-05 11:51:08
    First off, those two don't get along. by adiplomat2003-02-05 11:54:45
      They get along just fine on my box. by OddParity2003-02-05 13:12:53
      Managed to get them along... by jashunghan2003-02-05 12:07:03
        Yeah, I made them get along, but I could never use by adiplomat2003-02-05 12:10:28
          A little trick... by jashunghan2003-02-05 12:20:07
        If it's previously on CD, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:07:58
          waddya mean? talking 'bout ? by jashunghan2003-02-05 12:23:03
            Ok, I'm lost. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:24:52
              Pay attention LionsPhil by OddParity2003-02-05 13:00:42
                It's not my fault! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:05:07
  See now, this is why you don't screw around by slayer2003-02-05 11:44:49
  Get it to a pro. If we advise you here, without by adiplomat2003-02-05 11:43:36
  Valuable? Screwing around? No backup? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:43:36
Political discussion: Iraq by slayer2003-02-05 11:25:22
  My thought by Kickstart2003-02-05 12:49:39
    It would be stupid to give them to the inspectors. by slayer2003-02-05 12:58:16
  HUZZAH! by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 12:11:01
  Sub-thread type question by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 11:36:42
    good article on the subject by slayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yeah, the site description, and the first couple by adiplomat2003-02-05 12:07:24
        I didn't say it was unbiased. by slayer2003-02-05 12:40:07
        Who said it was unbiased? by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 12:10:03
    Hmm. I posed this type of query yesterday by plblark2003-02-05 11:38:54
  you will burn in hell !!!! by OzanBABA2003-02-05 11:36:07
    Now now. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 12:12:50
      soory for this bad joke by OzanBABA2003-02-05 12:16:32
        Dont be sorry. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 13:32:34
  the thing is by whitemalkin2003-02-05 11:33:33
  Please name the illegal activity discovered. by adiplomat2003-02-05 11:31:36
    No problem. For beginners... by mikosullivan2003-02-05 11:53:46
      But he was punished for Kuwait. by adiplomat2003-02-05 12:03:32
        You are completely wrong now. by slayer2003-02-05 12:53:07
          In.spite.of.your.insulting.manner.of.reply. by adiplomat2003-02-05 13:49:52
            I am aware by slayer2003-02-05 18:10:47
              The origin of the gas. by oneqnzerop2006-11-19 12:55:59
            I reckon that your file... by Naruki2003-02-05 14:31:19
              Nope. Some hides are just too thick. :+) by adiplomat2003-02-05 15:44:16
          How does one prove by MikeCDN2003-02-05 13:15:02
            Speaking of which, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:19:08
              What Duck? by MikeCDN2003-02-05 13:58:13
                Yes you do. You're hiding it somewhere. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:05:35
                  fine whatever by MikeCDN2003-02-05 15:10:41
        He was "punished"??? by mikosullivan2003-02-05 12:13:35
          Did you bother reading the "not to my by adiplomat2003-02-05 14:53:59
        It's not a matter of innocence by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 12:08:23
          Wha? Pretending they have something? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:10:33
            I liken it to Martha Stewart by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 12:17:40
    This is tiring. by slayer2003-02-05 11:40:55
      We KNOW he used to have a chemical program. by adiplomat2003-02-05 11:49:37
        This is my logic... by corsicagt2003-02-05 11:54:00
          My logic is this: by Naruki2003-02-05 12:27:13
            Let's work with your analogy by slayer2003-02-05 13:06:37
              As I said, it's not a perfect analogy... by Naruki2003-02-05 13:16:05
                hmm... by corsicagt2003-02-05 13:18:19
            But then there is this: by flamebait2003-02-05 12:37:46
              Are you joking? by Naruki2003-02-05 12:53:22
                Nope. by flamebait2003-02-05 13:33:37
                  I would hope they DO have such a criterion. by Naruki2003-02-05 13:55:43
                    Your other analogy, silly. by flamebait2003-02-05 14:36:32
            your'e not thinking by whitemalkin2003-02-05 12:31:47
              What if during writing this post, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:34:11
                <n/ti> by whitemalkin2003-02-05 12:39:15
                  You're not thinking. by Naruki2003-02-05 12:59:19
                    MABUS by whitemalkin2003-02-05 13:09:25
                      FNORD by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:11:37
          Yes but... by julius.apweiler2003-02-05 12:08:23
            Fair enough by corsicagt2003-02-05 12:39:09
            good point. by jashunghan2003-02-05 12:17:48
              battle or war? by slayer2003-02-05 12:44:36
            How about... by whitemalkin2003-02-05 12:14:56
            I'd like to debate a point by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 12:14:36
      actually by whitemalkin2003-02-05 11:43:43
    oh, it wasnt very much by sketcher2003-02-05 11:38:20
      A pistol is a WMD. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:42:15
        immortal and very rich by sketcher2003-02-05 11:50:00
          Rich? Why rich? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:04:29
            rich because by sketcher2003-02-05 12:11:02
C++ for beginners by JamesG2006-11-19 12:55:59
  C++ for beginners by NukeMantis2003-02-05 12:25:39
    Many thanks (n/t) by JamesG2003-02-05 12:46:46
    What the... by whitemalkin2003-02-05 12:36:35
      Heh, M$'s site is so bad by JamesG2003-02-05 12:42:35
whoa, gregs realy gone off the deep end by geeshock2003-02-05 11:04:43
Is it possible to run more than one monitor by GeekPrincess2003-02-05 11:00:16
  Mirroring Options by ralph2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yes by harold2003-02-05 13:45:34
  VGA multiplier. by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 11:05:52
    I know that... by Khaar2003-02-05 12:09:23
  Gamers? Heck no. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:01:31
    One image split to two monitors, sure. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 11:03:38
      dual display, no way by geeshock2003-02-05 11:07:50
      I know, Quake 3 supports it I believe. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:05:46
      or with the matrox parahalia by sketcher2003-02-05 11:05:03
<Deleted><Deleted>2003-02-05 10:59:28
  I'm not a fan of ME either, but... by DeskTop_Ron2003-02-05 13:49:26
    Comet cursor? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:21:47
      Thank you, that's it! (n/t) by DeskTop_Ron2003-02-05 14:38:43
  Moderated for language by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hey moderators- by sketcher2003-02-05 12:06:16
  <n/ti> by whitemalkin2003-02-05 11:50:19
  come back to past like by OzanBABA2003-02-05 11:39:50
  Try running it past memtest86 by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  No, windows ME is never right. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 11:11:09
  Tick tock... by Naruki2003-02-05 11:08:44
    ME an expensive coaster by geeshock2003-02-05 11:12:42
  I say uninstall by Y2KDragon2003-02-05 11:08:19
    format c: /s by OzanBABA2003-02-05 11:42:03
  WinME? Unclean! UNCLEAN! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:02:34
holy s^%^%^#&*#%^%&*%*^#@ by sketcher2003-02-05 10:55:29
  Good luck, sketcher, but I think that unless by adiplomat2003-02-05 11:25:41
    oh, im not doing anything about this by sketcher2003-02-05 11:30:39
      I'd forward to your boss or to HR by mortaine2003-02-05 11:45:00
        Just checked with HR by Tran2003-02-05 12:02:03
        *ahem* by sketcher2003-02-05 11:59:36
          Unfortunately by Tran2003-02-05 12:11:05
            nonononono by sketcher2003-02-05 12:19:34
    Not sure if speaking to the boss by Tran2003-02-05 11:29:58
  hmm by Tran2003-02-05 11:23:57
    i agree, free thought should be protected by sketcher2003-02-05 11:34:25
  Ask him by super_cow2003-02-05 11:13:42
    *tips the super_cow* by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 11:18:29
      Cow Tipping is a Myth! by Naruki2003-02-05 11:23:41
        I just think they got the vowel wrong. :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2003-02-05 11:35:10
          Mmmm...cow topping... by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:37:16
            Not quite, but getting warmer... (n/t) by adiplomat2003-02-05 11:38:50
              What u talking about, Willis? by Naruki2003-02-05 13:03:55
                Cow tapping? by mortaine2003-02-05 14:03:53
                  Think Middle Ages, and the last vowel by adiplomat2003-02-05 15:48:54
                    Cuw Tipping. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:44:20
                    I like mine better. (n/t) by mortaine2003-02-05 16:39:04
    well by sketcher2003-02-05 11:16:39
  Maybe they're researching racism by GeekPrincess2003-02-05 11:03:36
  ooh, i know who it is now by sketcher2003-02-05 10:59:46
    Dude, be careful about jumping to conclusions. by slayer2003-02-05 11:04:59
      well i know this guy as well as i would like to by sketcher2003-02-05 11:10:21
      The volume and manner of which they are saved by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 11:06:47
        Well, it's easy enough to find out by slayer2003-02-05 11:11:10
          FUDFUDFUD by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:12:48
  Two Words by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:59:34
    Now THERE'S a BOFH solution. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:00:22
  Couldn't it be research? (n/t) by slayer2003-02-05 10:58:41
    i thought it was at first by sketcher2003-02-05 11:02:06
  Forward to your superior? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:58:23
    cprice@misd.org by sketcher2003-02-05 11:02:47
      ? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:04:23
        oh by sketcher2003-02-05 11:05:54
          How about a snail mail address? by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 11:08:07
            i dont know that one (n/t) by sketcher2003-02-05 11:12:16
              just drive around by sketcher2003-02-05 11:14:23
        ?? by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 11:05:42
          Careful, it'll fall off. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:06:59
    You probably ought to think about it by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 10:59:20
  Sign 'em up for SPAM. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 10:58:08
    That fate is too good. (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 11:00:50
Somedays nothing new happens by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:54:20
Sometimes something remarkable happens by slayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "Knock yourselves out, guys!" (n/t) by cartamusica2003-02-05 10:39:14
    Here's a 10lb mallot, have at it (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:40:33
  Huzzah! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:39:13
    Sadly enough, the rat bastar*s will win (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:41:10
  The rat bags should be glad to have any visitors. by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 10:38:40
    What, no skills in necromancy? (n/t) by slayer2003-02-05 10:44:47
      No. Sadly, those aren't in my bag of tricks. by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 10:51:58
        Your bag of tricks is only a matter of perception by DragonBane2003-02-05 11:04:26
          Hmm, should I try a new hairstyle? by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 11:15:28
            Sarcasm hides fear by DragonBane2003-02-05 11:17:03
              Nope, sarcasm is one of my strengths. by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 11:54:36
                A closed mind does not grow. by DragonBane2003-02-05 12:01:08
                  Gosh! I've always wanted to meet the person... by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 12:15:02
                    External impressions say little of internal growth by DragonBane2003-02-05 12:27:22
                      Does anyone else think this account is by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 12:32:29
                        It's not just you (and rottweiler). by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:52:16
                        No by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 12:41:20
                        An answer gained in self discovery is internalized by DragonBane2003-02-05 12:40:06
                          MODERATORS by Naruki2003-02-05 13:11:53
                            Well... by Nea2003-02-05 13:30:32
                            It's DragonLady's troll account ;) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:14:15
                              If it is, she's probably sitting there with some by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 13:16:42
                                sheesh! I was asleep! 5am here then! (n/t) by DragonLady2003-02-05 22:10:05
                                If it IS her, I'd be surprised. by Naruki2003-02-05 14:32:31
                                Hence LARGE glass of some mind-altering libation? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 14:35:09
                          A spiral is not a circle by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 12:42:37
                      Obfuscation is a wonderful way to hide uncertainty (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:31:42
                  did you just eat a bag of fortune cookies? by rottweiler2003-02-05 12:13:15
                    Sick minds think alike. by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 12:15:41
                      Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiindpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 12:25:55
              Um, no, no it doesn't. by Naruki2003-02-05 11:24:40
                Ridcule is not fear of others. by DragonBane2003-02-05 11:39:22
                  No it isn't. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 12:49:47
                    If I ridicule you for being gay, does that mean I by DragonBane2003-02-05 12:52:23
                      If I ridicule you for being stupid, does that mean by Naruki2003-02-05 13:07:14
                      It doesn't neccessarily mean either one. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 13:05:57
                        I think she's beyond understanding. by Naruki2003-02-05 13:17:50
                          I think I know who you think it may be. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:22:07
                        Dichotomy ahead - 5 miles by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 13:09:25
                          47? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:13:16
                <Sphinx> by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 11:33:45
                  "Don't poke your nose in, Sphinx." by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:34:58
          Ooh, someone likes mystic riddle-esque talk. =) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:08:12
        Strange. So what exactly is? by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:57:20
          I witch up weather, parking spaces, by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 11:00:41
            Have you read by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 11:17:39
              parking spots and traffic lights are by rottweiler2003-02-05 12:11:59
                he he he! by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 12:29:15
                  yep. it's all in the timing. by rottweiler2003-02-05 12:52:42
                    I don't think sacrifices are necessary. by ShadoCat2003-02-05 14:54:30
          And hopefully better grammar than that. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:59:26
      ref: necromantic? (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:45:53
        Better than necrophilliac. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:48:03
          Lipstick on a pig by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:48:45
    forgot the vamperic bat wings again? (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-02-05 10:42:44
      Well, they're never home when I visit at night. by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 10:44:44
        An Irregular Witch? by migiizis2003-02-05 10:46:24
          She should eat more fibre. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:47:09
            No worries in that area. by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 10:55:22
              That wasn't even the image I had. by migiizis2003-02-05 11:05:31
                Kernel panic: Brain not compatable with gutter (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:09:57
                  Pokes head up over newt proof shield by migiizis2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Ok, now I REALLY don't get it. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:33:46
                      Probably hideously obscure by migiizis2003-02-05 11:37:40
              Where's AISB when ya need hir? Uh, them. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:56:25
      I wondered how long it'd take. (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:44:26
What the Hell... by ozona2003-02-05 10:12:04
     by benmiller2003-02-05 21:51:56
  Mmmm....beastiality. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:19:22
    Explains... by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:21:20
      </oldjoke> (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:22:10
          by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:22:57
          How did you do that? by Spisefisken2003-02-05 10:28:54
            _ by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:31:44
              incorrect. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:32:54
                  by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:33:42
                  And that's just ONE space. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:33:56
              Curious, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:32:11
                heh, i'm special by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:33:49
            encoding. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:31:29
  The tower which hold most of the puter by Spisefisken2003-02-05 10:14:30
  That's the mini tower. by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 10:13:23
    Cup-holder. by ozona2003-02-06 07:12:48
    nah by sketcher2003-02-05 10:25:46
      Yeah, but Kay's even worse. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:28:45
I am about to make a big err (again)! by Spisefisken2003-02-05 10:02:05
  Called her and got the machine by Spisefisken2003-02-05 14:10:25
    Thats what you get for waiting 4 hours. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 15:06:27
  Call her by toxin2003-02-05 11:50:17
  I think if she isn't going to talk to you in any by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 10:56:28
    That sounded like Sunscreen for a moment. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:17:37
  turn off the cmoputer and call her (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-02-05 10:43:21
  Life is a roller-coaster ride... by slamlander2003-02-05 10:15:04
  Small correction by Spisefisken2003-02-05 10:04:26
    Call her. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:16:11
I need BGP4 for RRAS under Win2Kserver by slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
Perl question... by cmantito2003-02-05 09:47:52
  Possible issues by Y2KDragon2003-02-05 11:12:57
Wow. 1024*768 on a 15" monitor does NOT by i_am_pi2003-02-05 09:37:18
  No kidding by harold2003-02-05 13:42:02
  my 19 inch is at 1600x1200 (n/t) by slamlander2003-02-05 10:16:40
    Me too! by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 13:24:39
      You know.... by rapido752003-02-05 20:35:48
    Holy carp, 19 inches? by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:43:34
      Viewsonic GS790. by slamlander2003-02-05 13:08:38
  Hehehe.... by Sim2003-02-05 09:51:51
    and you USE it like this? by i_am_pi2003-02-05 09:53:39
      Pretty much... by Sim2003-02-05 09:57:03
        Scary. by i_am_pi2003-02-05 09:59:47
          Coke bottle glasses by geeshock2003-02-05 11:18:01
  It looked fine to me when I did it. by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 09:44:02
  Does it cut the cheese at least? by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 09:39:12
    it doesn't flicker a lot, but it is kinda hard on by i_am_pi2003-02-05 09:41:47
  No. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 09:38:41
    blah by sketcher2003-02-05 09:42:38
      I run my 17" at 1152*870. by i_am_pi2003-02-05 09:44:27
        1280*1024 on a 21"? by delltech2003-02-05 09:50:57
        1280 X 1024 is a nice one by sketcher2003-02-05 09:48:05
      It *was* a joke, you know. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 09:44:15
        I *really* hate 800x600 by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 09:47:56
          *why**what**ever**do**you**mean**?* by sketcher2003-02-05 09:52:07
            *just* *pointing* *it* *out* *.* by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 09:56:50
              You just sound like Cptn. Kirk now. (n/t) by boozy2003-02-05 10:22:33
                Can't! Tolerate! Sounding! Like, Shatner! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:24:06
              Not really. The brain can begin to filter out that by i_am_pi2003-02-05 09:59:06
              Someone after *emphasis. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 09:58:14
                I got them all, I do believe. by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 10:01:17
    I don't think this *video card* can go that high! (n/t) by i_am_pi2003-02-05 09:41:21
      I've got a monitor and GFX card that will, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 09:42:43
        75Hz shockingly low? by YakkoWarner2003-02-05 10:14:06
          60 is appallingly low. 75 is poor. 85 is good. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:23:14
            I'm on 60hz here by JamesG2003-02-05 11:08:50
              TFTs are very different. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:15:00
                Slower fade, I think. by YakkoWarner2003-02-05 11:24:56
McCafee Question by skeegenin2003-02-05 09:12:55
@INC question... by cmantito2003-02-05 08:52:56
  Hrm by i_am_pi2003-02-05 09:17:43
    ok thanks! (n/t) by cmantito2003-02-05 09:18:51
Brace yourselves... on topic post. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 08:30:48
  Light Switch Rave? by rapido752006-11-19 12:55:59
    indeed, UberGeek got me addicted to by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 08:59:17
      Come back Ali! Come back Ali's sister! (n/t) by Nickface2003-02-05 09:24:18
        <BALEETED> (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 09:33:12
          I know all about... by rapido752003-02-05 10:16:51
      Yay for HomeStarRunner! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 09:22:40
        bah, whatever by sketcher2003-02-05 09:25:40
          what do u have.... by rapido752006-11-19 12:55:59
            its just that bubz is so much better by sketcher2003-02-05 10:01:35
              "This does not look good... by rapido752003-02-05 13:23:52
            Arf. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 09:54:32
  oh gods by Y2KDragon2003-02-05 08:51:27
    It should at the very least be illegal. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 09:08:21
    The Fifth Horesman reveled ! by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 08:54:58
The FunkFicial UFie Birthday Thread by Funky_Monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's kind of funny... by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 08:30:17
    Good skippy. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 08:32:06
      A COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 09:09:23
        And its one of those new-fangled ones by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 09:16:14
          Ooo! Fangled! by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 09:28:37
            Now drink some soda by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 09:34:11
              Down the hatch! by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 09:39:58
                *tosses tabletsof alka-seltzer* by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 09:42:29
                  Oh no. I may be a bit nuts, by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 09:51:10
                    Perverting stuff is fun. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 09:58:37
                      I know what you mean. by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 10:04:33
Spasm! <Invoke:sympathy> by treehugger2003-02-05 07:45:36
  In what position do you sleep? by cartamusica2003-02-05 09:06:00
    ***WARNING, WARNING*** NON-FYOS SAFE by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 09:20:42
      *removes Funky_Monkey's mind* by cartamusica2003-02-05 09:51:39
        I thought monkey brains were best served chilled? by YakkoWarner2003-02-05 10:04:47
        Aw, man... by nin_man2003-02-05 10:02:07
        Can I at least have it back now? by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:00:30
          Sure! by cartamusica2003-02-05 10:02:54
            Erm, wasn't that dry clean only? (n/t) by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 10:16:13
              Yes it was. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:19:57
      When you think like that. by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 09:24:46
      *sigh* by Naruki2003-02-05 09:23:32
        Yah, but missionary is SO boring. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 09:36:19
    Missionary? by Naruki2003-02-05 09:20:42
      ya can't sleep like that. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 09:35:57
        You *could* by nin_man2003-02-05 09:37:03
          depends who's on top. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 09:43:14
            Either way, she's having breathing difficulties (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:01:38
              I know what you -- er.. never mind. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 10:04:37
                heh by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:10:18
            In the missionary position I've always..er...heard by nin_man2003-02-05 10:00:43
        There is no spoon by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 09:36:51
          I'll spoon YOU, punk (n/t) by nin_man2003-02-05 09:38:08
            In what sense? by Naruki2003-02-05 11:17:41
              Country lover? by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 12:20:32
                Spooning. by Naruki2003-02-05 14:33:20
                  If you are refering to a manner in which by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 15:21:36
                    I'd much rather fork. (n/t) by nin_man2003-02-05 15:26:32
                      AMEN! by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 15:41:49
                        Nooo, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 16:40:44
                          wouldn't that make the 'A' superfluous? by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 17:55:32
            *ahem* by i_am_pi2003-02-05 09:39:42
              Take the red pill! Take the blue pill! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 09:41:41
                take both (n/t) by i_am_pi2003-02-05 09:50:51
                  Yeah, THAT'll mess with your head. by nin_man2003-02-05 10:01:20
                  mmm.... pillzz by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 09:51:34
            SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 09:39:27
              FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! (n/t) by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 10:17:58
                FNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD! (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:22:11
                  FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD! by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 10:25:11
                    VOOOOOOOOLVOOOOOOOO! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:27:38
                      VOOOOOOOLKSWAGOOOOOON! by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:30:30
                        OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUTBACK! by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 10:53:21
                          Yoooooooooooooooooooou Win by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 12:21:42
                  Oi! Way to break the board! MODERATORS! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:24:55
  Arm spasams by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 07:50:00
    or it could be... by defdood2003-02-05 07:51:30
      spasm in back (shoulder) by treehugger2003-02-05 07:52:49
        'Likely' being the keyword. (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 07:57:27
          Could be a rogue Furby, too. by Naruki2003-02-05 08:02:13
            Thats HORRIBLE! by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 08:15:50
              Not as bad as Pokemon (R). by LionsPhil2003-02-05 09:25:12
                734|25__|=0|2__|=34|25 (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 09:38:27
                  "TEARS FOR FEARS" by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    </GomerPyle> by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 07:50:55
      Ok... by Naruki2003-02-05 08:01:28
        Even more so than the fact that by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 08:20:32
          Definitely. by Naruki2003-02-05 08:22:31
            Well GAAH-LEE! (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 08:33:02
Anthrax, Smallpox and Ebola cure sought by maceogan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Fight smallpox and ebola after exposure? by taIon2003-02-05 08:42:42
  why not just immunize everyone on smallpox by fullmetal2003-02-05 07:51:39
    Smallpox vaccine kills... by treehugger2003-02-05 07:54:15
      Yeah, it's easy to say 5% mortality... by shana2003-02-05 08:01:46
        where did you get that number? by amlethus2003-02-05 12:14:29
  Not too Sure by phazeshyft2003-02-05 07:45:12
coffee aliens? by Amish2003-02-05 07:35:10
  possibly hot chocolate with 'mellows (n/t) by plblark2003-02-05 08:27:38
  Cup holder by Deckmaster2003-02-05 07:50:22
  my point exactly! in the middle of the cup too (n/t) by Amish2003-02-05 07:40:56
  I believe even the Amish should recognize a by Adiplomat2003-02-05 07:37:18
    Then why are there two of them? (n/t) by Stavros2003-02-05 07:38:38
      Oh my god.... by GreyArea2003-02-05 07:43:48
        tea by Amish2003-02-05 08:24:13
      Steam by phazeshyft2003-02-05 07:42:30
        yesterday it was steam by Amish2003-02-05 08:26:02
          Why on earth... by cartamusica2003-02-05 09:42:03
        It was yesterday. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 07:51:28
          Isn't that what a stupid crack addict snorts? by Naruki2003-02-05 08:08:36
            Crack is, I believe, smoked by flatlander2003-02-05 08:41:16
              Thanks. by Naruki2003-02-05 08:54:03
Microsoft XML Parser by Silvermoon822003-02-05 07:32:18
  Microsoft?! XML?! Blasphemy!!! by YakkoWarner2003-02-05 08:28:31
  Sorry, can't help. by Naruki2003-02-05 08:04:35
no sleep by OzanBABA2003-02-05 07:27:02
  Now that this is out there... by toxin2003-02-05 10:26:57
  Have you tried going back to the doctor? by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 08:40:20
    i will come back to docter by OzanBABA2003-02-05 10:47:57
      Well, thats what this place is for. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 10:50:14
HELLLLLP ME! Seriously, I really need some help by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 07:16:51
  Yay! by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 07:42:21
    Well done! by treehugger2003-02-05 07:46:37
      *Chest swells with pride* by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 07:48:52
        You just described by Y2KDragon2003-02-05 08:58:10
  whatever you do by flatlander2003-02-05 07:35:22
    Radio station did that here once. by YakkoWarner2003-02-05 08:40:09
      You aren't from Chicago, perchance...? (n/t) by cartamusica2003-02-05 09:10:59
        Denver. by YakkoWarner2003-02-05 09:13:08
          Oh, no... by cartamusica2003-02-05 09:16:40
    Gee, thanks. by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 07:45:54
      I'm genderless, because it doesn't matter here by flatlander2003-02-05 07:55:11
        *HUGZ* by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 07:58:27
    trust UFies to be helpful ;-P by plblark2003-02-05 07:36:09
  Get as much lace as you can out of the wheel... by Stavros2003-02-05 07:25:50
    I'll make a toolkit with one in it. by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 07:46:12
      Don't forget the forklift to carry it. (n/t) by maceogan2003-02-05 07:51:37
        Rule #4: Everyone knows the value of owning a by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 07:54:26
    Logic probes work nicely. by Avium2003-02-05 07:27:45
  LOL! by Ammon882003-02-05 07:25:33
  When I stop laughing I'll help you out. by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 07:23:33
    I've done it. by plblark2003-02-05 07:26:09
      A good pocket knife DOES come in handy. by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 07:30:26
    its no good by sketcher2003-02-05 07:25:22
      You can never be too careful with shoelaces. by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 07:28:38
        Why do you think they confiscate your shoelaces by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 08:11:09
          Doc Martens... by Bellator2003-02-05 08:44:26
            All she reall needs to do is newt them (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 09:02:41
          Don't smirk. by Naruki2003-02-05 08:24:49
            I'll alert the FAA and Homeland Defense Dept by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 08:34:45
              I am that somebody! by myke2003-02-05 10:07:50
  umm... by sketcher2003-02-05 07:20:51
    I cant take off my shoe by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 07:26:21
      ok then by sketcher2003-02-05 07:27:54
    OH MY GOD! AAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!! by sketcher2003-02-05 07:22:03
      and besides... by sketcher2003-02-05 07:22:41
        (has sketcher finally cracked??) (n/t) by i_am_pi2003-02-05 07:26:03
          as if i was ever whole? (n/t) by sketcher2003-02-05 09:32:38
            Annal enacku naiimadu kanalli (n/t) by i_am_pi2003-02-05 09:43:10
              Klaatu barata nikto! (n/t) by cartamusica2003-02-05 10:35:05
  <Deleted><Deleted>2003-02-05 07:20:47
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2003-02-05 11:17:50
  sit on the floor by Epiphany02003-02-05 07:20:13
    *sniff* i tried that (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 07:40:37
Jeez... call me observant! by bordertech2003-02-05 06:50:32
  No need to be embarrassed... by Adiplomat2003-02-05 07:20:45
    Thanks by bordertech2003-02-05 07:57:08
      And I quote: by Naruki2003-02-05 07:59:18
        should I.. by bordertech2003-02-05 08:00:53
          Yep. by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 08:04:12
            Oh, THAT'S my problem! Anyone have a few by Adiplomat2003-02-05 08:06:08
              I'd give you mine, but... by Naruki2003-02-05 08:10:31
                **snicker** I wouldn't let my SO find out... (n/t) by Adiplomat2003-02-05 08:21:50
            I know I am. by Naruki2003-02-05 08:05:03
              That laugh of yours: by bordertech2003-02-05 08:13:54
                Naw. by Naruki2003-02-05 08:20:13
                  Mystery Meat Button! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:37:45
  ok by sketcher2003-02-05 06:59:01
    Actually... by bordertech2003-02-05 07:04:29
    Thank you by bordertech2003-02-05 07:02:01
  Just since yesterday and a lot. by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 06:53:42
    Oooh, buuuuuuurrrrrrnnnnn! by Naruki2003-02-05 06:56:29
      hmmm by zhaph2003-02-05 07:02:45
      What? I thought that was obvious. by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 07:02:07
        hmmm... by defdood2003-02-05 07:54:10
        Oh, and you've been watching too much of by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 07:03:48
          But I LIKE that show! by Naruki2003-02-05 07:54:34
            Fez does have a certain exotic charm. by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 08:02:17
I got my Indigo :-) by anymouse2003-02-05 06:28:54
  and by swaping some part with a friend of mine... by anymouse2003-02-05 09:18:21
    what type of connection for monitor by delltech2003-02-05 14:03:55
      connections by anymouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
inconceivable! by sketcher2003-02-05 06:27:50
  You keep using that word. by taIon2003-02-05 08:45:52
  oh, darn by defdood2003-02-05 07:55:41
  I've seen it before. by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 06:53:25
    yeah, it just doesnt feel right by sketcher2003-02-05 06:57:35
  It'll fail to start on the next boot. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 06:33:44
    actually yes/nope by sketcher2003-02-05 06:40:30
      Woo AST! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 07:56:11
        these things 'work' by sketcher2003-02-05 09:19:52
Security Alert - Opera7.01 now available. by GreyArea2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ooo. by Ravenlock2003-02-05 08:03:50
  YAY! by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 07:47:33
    I'm waiting for... by GreyArea2003-02-05 07:49:32
      How about by Funky_Monkey2003-02-05 08:00:26
        What about XHTML, eh? by LionsPhil2003-02-05 09:34:17
  eh? by sketcher2003-02-05 06:29:29
    You should. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
      oh all right by sketcher2003-02-05 06:41:37
        It's only 3 Meg... (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 07:50:43
  Why oh why, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 06:22:03
  Ah, I was just about to post that =) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 06:14:23
    Not really....Look.... by GreyArea2003-02-05 07:26:43
      What I mean, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 07:50:12
        You sound like a microsoft spokes person... by GreyArea2003-02-05 07:56:24
          There *is* a middle ground you know. by Arcanum2003-02-05 09:37:18
            Yes, that's what I'm trying to say, sorta. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 09:47:41
          My point, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 09:33:38
  Ooops forgot the <br>s (n/t) by GreyArea2003-02-05 06:08:20
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by adiplomat2003-02-05 06:05:26
BootDisk by OzanBABA2003-02-05 05:56:17
  thanks all (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-02-05 07:11:36
  here you go by flatlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
    this one is my favorite by c3po2006-11-19 12:55:59
SETI@UFie by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
  query by Tran2003-02-05 13:15:01
    multiple machines, same account = aggregated wu's by plblark2003-02-05 13:47:25
      ok, thanks. no prob understanding shorthand note (n/t) by Tran2003-02-05 13:58:26
        There are some add-ons that tell you which machine by ErniePi2003-02-05 14:03:53
          might check that out. by Tran2003-02-05 14:12:53
  Uaargl, gargle. by ErniePi2003-02-05 11:40:34
    My SetiDriver setup collapsed by evil_andy2003-02-05 11:43:26
  Bwahahahahahaha! by rottweiler2003-02-05 11:17:56
    Congratulations Rottweiler! by Paulk2003-02-05 13:18:17
    reminds me to check on that old Mac at home (n/t) by plblark2003-02-05 11:28:37
  I think the cult should reach 1337 status today (n/t) by plblark2003-02-05 10:35:37
  <horntoot> by Afterburner2003-02-05 08:41:47
    *crack* (n/t) by Afterburner2003-02-05 10:03:55
  oh my, i feel flattered ... by Stacato2003-02-05 06:09:42
    it's not good to taunt stout you know by plblark2003-02-05 06:11:40
      i know ... by Stacato2003-02-05 06:16:04
        I seem to be by plblark2003-02-05 06:18:02
          well, maybe he is saving up something big for ya by Stacato2003-02-05 06:24:57
            stop scaring me:-) (n/t) by plblark2003-02-05 06:26:03
      he had 12... from 1968 ->1980 (n/t) by plblark2003-02-05 06:15:05
        oh, beat by 1 by Stacato2003-02-05 06:17:30
  my has the SETI thread been quiet for awhile ... (n/t) by plblark2003-02-05 05:56:06
    Since um... Saturday, in fact by flatlander2003-02-05 06:01:14
      I noticed. was starting to feel by plblark2003-02-05 06:05:01
        Well, there were definitely by flatlander2003-02-05 06:20:49
          all ur twisted knickers are belong to us by Stacato2003-02-05 06:26:48
            definitely twisted, and sure to get some knickers by plblark2003-02-05 06:28:54
              Knotted Knickers by flatlander2003-02-05 06:38:10
                now now now leave my twisted sister out of this (n/t) by plblark2003-02-05 06:44:18
                  Hey, I'm not talking about your sister by flatlander2003-02-05 06:49:58
                    yes, they're HUGE! by plblark2003-02-05 07:24:53
                      at those "specialty" shops like.. by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        they come in all shapes, olors, and sizes! by plblark2003-02-05 11:43:16
          bummer ... by plblark2003-02-05 06:25:46
            Oh well, he left us the WU's (n/t) by flatlander2003-02-05 06:29:02
              which was nice of him! (n/t) by plblark2003-02-05 06:29:24
  Welcome Aboard to: by plblark2003-02-05 05:55:44
<delurk>*finally gets it* by DerivativeNick2003-02-05 05:48:41
  That's no CD tray! by Pic2003-02-05 05:54:21
    check this story out... by defdood2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You may laugh at the stupidity of it by JamesG2003-02-05 05:59:09
      You should keep your desk tidy. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 06:23:45
      You ain't. No, not me... by perpeduumimmobl2006-11-19 12:55:59
help needed! by Garath2003-02-05 05:41:38
  Check your contract. Whenever any work by LurkerMo2003-02-05 08:40:17
"National Jepordy, Part 1" (Flash; Political) by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Spelling and Grammar Nazi's ATTACK by toxin2003-02-05 05:59:48
    Attack the president? by Naruki2003-02-05 06:26:41
      <Hall & Oates> NSA, is stalkin' you, watchin' by Adiplomat2003-02-05 07:15:20
      the word by toxin2003-02-05 07:06:45
        Yes, but he's the one who 'coined' the term. by Naruki2003-02-05 07:55:36
          Irregardless by toxin2003-02-05 12:07:08
NT/2K passwords... by flatlander2003-02-05 04:30:40
  Cool, thanks (n/t) by flatlander2003-02-05 05:43:23
  Try this... by rdarsey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Could try... by GreyArea2006-11-19 12:55:59
Ooh - this is interesting! by breezeblock2003-02-05 04:18:29
  So, the ICC has ruled war illegal. WHAT a relief! by SouthpawPL2003-02-05 17:07:49
  Good Grief. by Technobill2003-02-05 12:50:59
  Good Grief! by Naruki2003-02-05 06:30:57
    My initial reaction is the same.... by toxin2003-02-05 07:15:55
      Agreed. by Naruki2003-02-05 07:56:50
  Good. But they've got to get GWB as well. (n/t) by Tomo2003-02-05 04:40:45
    GWB is immune by wonga-bonga2003-02-05 04:44:35
      That's why it's got to be a forceful extradition. by Tomo2003-02-05 04:47:15
        But Milosevic by wonga-bonga2003-02-05 04:51:50
          Hmmm ... by bugarup2003-02-05 05:12:00
    Whoops, above has text. by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  i fear by Klymer2003-02-05 04:26:35
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Sure, some regular expression, it seems... (n/t) by karlika2003-02-05 04:53:49
  Looks almost like Perl code. :-) (nt) by Beorn2003-02-05 04:50:52
Did my first review on... by lord_dolphin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Now to make it really interesting... by paradigmxp2003-02-05 06:37:36
    Yep! look on the CD-R/W review page by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 13:36:56
  Dolphin, there are a lot of dead links on the site by Tomo2003-02-05 04:27:58
    Apart from that, good work! by Tomo2003-02-05 04:29:47
      hrm, I'm not having problems loading it by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 13:38:07
  Not Found by leibold2003-02-05 04:09:02
    that's odd! by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 04:18:46
      The problem is the backward slash! (n/t) by Tomo2003-02-05 04:33:19
  what is ur opinion of Platinum CD-Rs ??? by Stacato2003-02-05 03:53:53
    If you point me toward by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 04:00:29
      ehhhhm by Stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Haven't seen that brand by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 04:17:26
    Do you mean the Melody brand by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 03:56:06
* sigh * by diGriz2003-02-05 03:20:28
  {{{diGriz}}} by Stacato2003-02-05 03:29:51
ONQ by OzanBABA2003-02-05 02:50:03
  Some people are like Slinkies . . . by plblark2003-02-05 07:16:39
  Heisenberg might have been here! by toxin2003-02-05 06:21:04
OK, who gave Greg my boyfriend's meds? by random_c2003-02-05 02:06:24
  well at one point i was feeling like by laserman2003-02-05 06:20:07
  Is your name actually Random? by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 06:05:38
    Depends what you mean by *actually* by random_c2003-02-05 09:16:50
    Funny story, that. by nin_man2003-02-05 07:13:58
      True Story: by dire_lobo2003-02-05 08:28:16
        Stupid true baby names: by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 10:01:46
          Mom was a OB nurse by hyzenthlay2003-02-05 10:57:13
            People should be able to sue their parents. by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 11:05:22
          Poor larvae. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 10:26:29
          That's as bad... by nin_man2003-02-05 10:20:36
            I'm pretty sure the latter is true. by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 10:42:17
        ew. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 09:45:28
      Nah, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 07:26:31
  Whatever it is I want some too (n/t) by CountZer02003-02-05 03:39:40
    they might help me through work by chamcham2003-02-05 05:33:46
  boyfriend's meds? by scottyman2003-02-05 02:41:12
The ultimate geek fish tank ?? by GreyArea2006-11-19 12:55:59
  that scares me by sketcher2003-02-05 07:24:21
  what I want to know by Gary_72003-02-05 04:54:00
    The fish are plastic. Plastic fish don't eat! (n/t by Tomo2003-02-05 04:54:45
      Only 1" thick plastic side not actual fish tank !! by GreyArea2003-02-05 05:35:24
        ah! by Gary_72003-02-05 06:53:46
  <Deleted><Deleted>2003-02-05 04:52:26
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2003-02-05 15:44:34
  I guess that puts a whole new meaning by leibold2003-02-05 02:53:25
  I am not allowed to look there :-( by Spisefisken2003-02-05 01:38:57
    strange but it works by acl682003-02-05 02:11:53
      simple reload worked for me by leibold2003-02-05 02:52:28
    Nor am I, and the certificate belongs to the DNS ( (n/t) by Tomo2003-02-05 01:40:56
      How about.. by GreyArea2006-11-19 12:55:59
Attn: sketcher by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  thanks by sketcher2003-02-05 07:00:25
  uh, nice by Stacato2003-02-05 03:32:10
Technological Advances by DennisMV2003-02-05 01:01:29
Yaaay....and not so yay... by waveydavey2003-02-05 00:47:07
  Not just a spammer... by Y2KDragon2003-02-05 07:09:03
  *aaah* ... I saw a licence plate the other day by DragonLady2003-02-05 01:14:41
    in the u.s. by chamcham2003-02-05 05:44:49
      well, xxx-xxx or xxxxx in florida atleast. (n/t) by chamcham2003-02-05 05:45:25
        In MN it's by plblark2003-02-05 05:58:22
You may now call me a cracker. by Beorn2003-02-05 00:45:21
  Ok... Whitey! by Naruki2003-02-05 06:31:50
    WHOOSH!* by breezeblock2003-02-05 07:01:12
      A "cracker" already HAD a meaning in the by Adiplomat2003-02-05 07:29:26
        Now that you mention it I think I've heard that. by Beorn2006-11-19 12:55:59
          My problem is that they are all (with FEW by adiplomat2003-02-05 11:15:24
            I'd call those people crackers. by Beorn2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Kinda Like DVDs! by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 03:53:40
    Removing Macrovision... by cmantito2003-02-05 04:45:47
      it's playing ON the PC via DVD-ROM (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 13:35:27
  Ok, my curiosity is suitably aroused... by breezeblock2003-02-05 02:39:58
    Sure. (nt) by Beorn2003-02-05 03:09:43
      I don't suppose you might wanna send it to me... by cmantito2003-02-05 05:34:01
        Heh! I guess I'd better put it up on the web. by Beorn2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Bravo by YakkoWarner2003-02-05 10:34:25
      me too ... by Stacato2003-02-05 05:25:30
      Hee hee! by breezeblock2003-02-05 04:57:28
        Yep, it's perfectly legal. by Beorn2003-02-05 05:13:16
  I bought a CD marked 'will not work in PC or Mac' by random_c2003-02-05 02:24:43
  Servers are in Canada... by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:48:10
    JD lives in Canada, but ... by Beorn2003-02-05 00:55:40
      servers are ...(public record) by slamlander2003-02-05 01:42:01
        Matters not, any way... Board policy is no by adiplomat2003-02-05 06:12:02
Pox@Home ... by waveydavey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There's already a bunch doing this..why don't they by surgo2003-02-05 04:19:14
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good Morning by krysz2003-02-05 06:11:42
  what? no USA Today? by Gary_72003-02-05 04:38:34
    Just take... by rapido752003-02-05 09:06:43
  Morning all! by chrisP2003-02-05 03:47:33
  *Saunters in* by Bellator2003-02-05 03:37:16
  tea with hugs by OzanBABA2003-02-05 02:42:29
  Somebody by mirage2003-02-05 02:14:52
  It was a very good Jazz session .. by slamlander2003-02-05 01:57:09
    That's a shame by SaleGamine2003-02-05 03:01:08
  Hallo Ufieversum, {{{Jo}}} by Old Stoneface2003-02-05 00:46:15
  Hyvää huomenta by alcyone2003-02-05 00:45:11
  morning by Klymer2003-02-05 00:32:08
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by Jesus2003-02-05 00:22:01
  21 Traffic lights... by neksys2003-02-05 00:21:17
    *servers T* by c3po2003-02-05 01:12:58
  *coming in, making T-water* by c3po2003-02-05 00:14:17
  Gooooood Mooooornin' by Radagast302003-02-05 00:12:30
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by ideur2003-02-05 00:06:58
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2003-02-05 00:13:19
  Goodmorning sweetie by Spisefisken2003-02-05 00:05:05
    I'm fine and yes you can by SaleGamine2003-02-05 00:08:37
      I am fine. by Spisefisken2003-02-05 00:11:28
*gasp* by CrazySteve2003-02-05 00:03:01
  i know ... :( by Stacato2003-02-05 00:39:31
caffine-iv, please read by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Life doesn't work that way Dear One. (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-02-05 08:20:12
    With a little more experience... by Kickstart2003-02-05 10:02:04
      the biggest factors in life: time and experience by plblark2003-02-05 13:55:36
        When I was 17 by Ston2003-02-05 15:57:00
  FWIW, I agree. (n/t) by slamlander2003-02-05 01:50:54
    FWIW <aol>me too</aol> (n/t) by plblark2003-02-05 05:28:47
so...greg's drunk, then? by cybergeek2003-02-05 00:01:30
  I think Greg simply needs a vacation. (n/t) by consul 8802003-02-05 12:35:18
  He's totally insane. by bugarup2003-02-05 01:02:50
    Oh I dunno.... by random_c2003-02-05 02:26:04
    Why are you lurking? by Spisefisken2003-02-05 01:24:25
      Online time reduced to ~60 minutes on a good day. by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You're the star?? by Miksu2003-02-05 00:16:33
    sounds like by CrazySteve2003-02-05 00:17:05
  He is taking the easy way out .... by klaranth2003-02-05 00:14:31
    just sucking strained peas through a straw by CrazySteve2003-02-05 00:15:42
  If Greg´s cup holder breaks off one of these days, by klaranth2003-02-05 00:11:51
    computer/drive manufacturer ;> by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:20:38
  he went nuts by stsz2003-02-05 00:10:09
  As I wasn't mentioned... by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:06:13
    Count me in on tha notion too by Spisefisken2003-02-05 00:09:20
      Running around your apartment, naked, by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:16:26
        As you said by Spisefisken2003-02-05 00:22:16
          Well, I'm happy not to be normal... by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:23:21
            normal people know they're crazy by CrazySteve2003-02-05 00:25:37
              Catch-22! by bugarup2003-02-05 04:34:19
                No, you're both wrong... by lonegunman2003-02-05 09:57:41
                  No... by chicken422003-02-05 19:50:54
                that's "Wubble" (n/t) by chicken422003-02-05 06:27:31
    psychotic? ;) by cybergeek2003-02-05 00:07:09
      That works... by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:11:43
  nah, caffiene overload :) by DragonLady2003-02-05 00:03:59
  should I be happy or insulted by CrazySteve2003-02-05 00:02:19
    beats me by cybergeek2003-02-05 00:06:24
The UF Comment Board FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) by FAQ2006-11-19 12:55:59
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2003-02-05 00:00:23
  google answers: by monsterace2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ok, DragonLady was faster ;-) (n/t) by monsterace2003-02-05 01:35:17
  A French writer by DragonLady2003-02-05 01:30:42
    Henry Percy by alcyone2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Answer by alcyone2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Chronicles of Narnia by Gary_72003-02-05 04:49:35
        Frank Sinatra (Strangers in the Night) by Tighler2003-02-05 08:45:16
        Uhm... Shaggy?! by perpeduumimmobl2003-02-05 06:03:50
          actually by Gary_72003-02-05 06:55:15
            Euhmm... by perpeduumimmobl2003-02-05 12:16:25
              For the archive: Next question by perpeduumimmobl2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Not an answer but... by GreyArea2003-02-05 04:38:51
  A French Guy by DerSarek2003-02-05 01:05:10
Translations by intx2003-02-05 00:00:07
  Polska wersja (Polish) by Sir_No2003-02-05 06:31:36
  finnish/suomi by alcyone2003-02-05 01:12:15
  Íslenska by rebbus2003-02-05 00:53:40
    þig vantar dagbók / you need a diary (n/t) by Lady-Luna2003-02-05 03:53:33
  deutsch/german by c3po2003-02-05 00:10:45
    Wienerisch by moon2003-02-05 02:50:39
    Pampelmuse. (n/t) by Moppy712003-02-05 00:36:24
      Hä? by c3po2003-02-05 00:39:57
        Grapefruit. It just sounds cool. by Moppy712003-02-05 00:44:00
          you're allowed to say grapefruit in german as well (n/t) by Klymer2003-02-05 01:52:31
            but... by acl682003-02-05 01:58:54
              where do you pronounce grapefruit by Klymer2003-02-05 04:28:38
                back by acl682003-02-05 05:41:21
          Ah, by c3po2003-02-05 00:46:35
            Then you really would laugh- by Moppy712003-02-05 00:51:27
              make a wav/mp3 and put it somewere on the net ;-) by c3po2003-02-05 01:02:57
                I will add that to by Moppy712003-02-05 01:17:21
                  good thing by acl682006-11-19 12:55:59
            indeed indeed by Stacato2003-02-05 00:49:09
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Rhetoric! by plucky2003-02-05 13:27:42
  Ridiculous arguments for closed-source by mikosullivan2003-02-05 12:28:03
    But it's all true, and you know it. by EvilLionsPhil2003-02-05 13:09:47
  Ooh! I thought of one that REALLY annoys me. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 09:26:32
    I even heard "Genevieve and Eve" once. by ladouleurdouce2003-02-05 18:20:16
    "There are lies, damn lies, and... by mikosullivan2003-02-05 11:28:49
  Hypocrisy! by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 09:22:58
    So, uhh.... by rapido752003-02-05 10:00:29
  Mozilla and online comics by pin0cchio2006-11-19 12:55:59
    hehe.. by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
  dolphins by sketcher2003-02-05 06:55:21
    South Park references. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 07:54:17
      freakin hippies! (n/t) by sketcher2003-02-05 09:21:00
    Why have I got images of... by breezeblock2003-02-05 07:08:24
    You're tripping hard, dude. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 07:05:09
  The neck muscles contracting, I believe. by Naruki2003-02-05 06:32:38
    And just who is the Party Of The Second Part? by Adiplomat2003-02-05 08:24:28
  People who believe with all their heart and soul by NavyJoe2003-02-05 06:28:54
  Rediculous Dress Codes by funkylittleman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Windoze and the people who preach about it to me. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-02-05 05:38:40
  Arrogance, Prejudice and Hypocrisy by cyrek2003-02-05 05:32:56
  Hackles are not allowed here.... by SenexSalax2003-02-05 04:55:37
    ...and UF is? by pin0cchio2003-02-05 09:22:34
  Customers! by majorg172003-02-05 04:39:02
  People who ask me to help them cheat by archnerd2003-02-05 04:07:26
  getting up at six (n/t) by willgrey2003-02-05 03:21:04
    but... by sketcher2003-02-05 12:50:16
  rigth now nothing by OzanBABA2003-02-05 02:53:52
  young men / old boys with no behaviour by acl682003-02-05 02:28:59
  hmmmmmmmm by DaNutBall2003-02-05 02:11:25
  People who stop suddenly in crowded streets. by random_c2003-02-05 02:08:23
    People who brake hard when blinded by the sun. by wheresthefish2003-02-05 02:34:38
  Relatives by mirage2003-02-05 02:06:25
  Ooh - the road is long and tiresome! by breezeblock2003-02-05 01:18:33
    There's a traffic jam at the corner of by SouthpawPL2003-02-05 14:43:11
  People who confuse me for an american by abaron2003-02-05 01:17:23
    Canada is as I have said before in America by Spisefisken2003-02-05 01:19:03
      No, it is not. by Naruki2003-02-05 11:21:51
        This is interesting. by Beorn2003-02-05 13:37:38
          But he's right. :b (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 13:42:11
            Please prove that. (nt) by Beorn2003-02-05 14:01:28
              Well, find me an atlas that has.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 14:23:13
                Given that Beorn self-righteously denigrated me by Naruki2003-02-05 14:35:31
                  I foolishly thought it would suffice to ... by Beorn2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Yes.. by rapido752003-02-05 20:40:01
                    You're absolutely right! by Naruki2003-02-05 20:19:45
                      you seem to attract grudge-groupies by ladouleurdouce2003-02-05 20:29:41
      Only to a pedant. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 05:40:00
      unfortunatly Americans have a bad name by abaron2003-02-05 01:32:34
        Well.... by DaNutBall2003-02-05 04:14:59
          What about "statesider"? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-02-05 06:00:12
          YouAssian sounds best to me. by bugarup2003-02-05 04:28:20
            *LART* (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-02-05 17:37:48
            Hey, bugarup's back! by LionsPhil2003-02-05 05:59:42
        Canamerican! ;> (as compared to Usamerican) by DireEyez2003-02-05 01:35:41
      I keep saying that... by DireEyez2003-02-05 01:21:36
  religious nuts by Control2003-02-05 00:43:02
    I join you on the first one by skeptic2003-02-05 01:07:31
    What's the difference? by Spisefisken2003-02-05 00:47:05
      "ah luvs mah gun... luvs mah gun!" (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 06:08:44
  People who have brains by skeptic2003-02-05 00:33:46
    Pour enough alcohol in the transmission to by Adiplomat2003-02-05 07:34:17
    The solution to that, by LionsPhil2003-02-05 05:58:10
    I recognize myself from your definition by alcyone2003-02-05 00:35:59
      Not for one clown in front of my office building by NOLAWitch2003-02-05 05:41:40
  People who play helpless, as in- by Moppy712003-02-05 00:33:19
    what's "From scratch"? by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 06:11:31
      I mean by Moppy712003-02-05 12:49:14
        Take your outdated sexism outside, missy. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 13:08:15
          Sorry- by Moppy712003-02-05 14:46:12
            Heh, it's ok. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 15:19:10
              Struck a bit of a nerve with several of those by adiplomat2003-02-05 22:28:54
                I must not by Moppy712003-02-05 23:13:38
  Hypocrites by alcyone2003-02-05 00:28:29
  stupidity. (n/t) by geminidomino22003-02-05 00:27:45
  People who drive in the passing lane. by neksys2003-02-05 00:24:23
    Depends on whether it really IS a passing lane. by Naruki2003-02-05 08:45:49
    Agreed...though left lane stateside. (n/t) by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:27:13
      By right lane, I meant "slow lane"... by neksys2003-02-05 00:31:53
        My mistake... by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:36:58
  My friends new girlfriend by flowerchild2003-02-05 00:20:19
    sheeesh ... by Stacato2003-02-05 00:46:43
  people trying to outsmart me by McNutcase2003-02-05 00:18:29
    A lot of foolish people believe the first. by Naruki2003-02-05 08:21:32
    I'm not entirely sure I'd call it "hacking".. =) by neksys2003-02-05 00:29:39
    nope, listening to NWA, am reading though by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:24:23
    do wanda and lisa run windows? by CrazySteve2003-02-05 00:19:27
      no, wanda's a Linux box, single-boot... by McNutcase2003-02-05 00:20:27
        wanda's ok by CrazySteve2003-02-05 00:21:01
          yeah, a copy of OS8 to replace the OS9 slowing her (n/t) by McNutcase2003-02-05 00:22:01
  Smokers by Dazed2003-02-05 00:17:11
    Amen! by saxguy022003-02-05 06:07:04
    This reminds me... by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:50:37
      Not by mirage2003-02-05 01:59:25
      I think that Dazed main rant is the by Tomo2003-02-05 01:28:09
        Perhaps... by DireEyez2003-02-05 01:34:07
    People who hate smokers get my hackles up (n/t) by Radagast302003-02-05 00:35:32
      Glad to oblige. ;-) by Naruki2003-02-05 08:18:03
      People who hate Hackles get my smokers up by pin0cchio2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ok... by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:22:37
      wouldn't pay such a fee by Dazed2003-02-05 00:28:29
        OK, I quit this morning, but... by random_c2003-02-05 02:15:02
        Move here by Spisefisken2003-02-05 00:30:49
          25% VAT! That's INSANE! by Tomo2003-02-05 01:24:45
            Well it applies to everything by Spisefisken2003-02-05 01:25:53
  People who by Kickstart2003-02-05 00:10:09
    Ditto to everything, PLUS by lord_dolphin2003-02-05 00:24:33
      You'll understand when you get older by Spisefisken2003-02-05 00:25:33
    considering some of the crap that passes as "art" by CrazySteve2003-02-05 00:12:53
      bad art == bad art by Kickstart2003-02-05 00:15:29
        sounds good. <nt> by CrazySteve2003-02-05 00:16:15
  Couldn't tell you, until you define 'hackle' by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:09:03
    Read my answer by Spisefisken2003-02-05 00:12:20
  judgemental people, and by cybergeek2003-02-05 00:03:46
    OK... by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:19:12
      eh? by cybergeek2003-02-05 00:42:19
        not big... by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:48:56
  People using words like by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Erm.... by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:14:33
      I didn't use it by Spisefisken2003-02-05 00:15:44
        True.... by DireEyez2003-02-05 00:19:50
  Double standards (n/t) by Illiad2003-02-05 00:03:12
    some of my "favorites"... by BlurOfSerenity2003-02-05 06:01:37
      Hee hee by rapido752003-02-05 09:15:10
        Comment from a newbie... by RoseThistle2003-02-05 17:19:51
    No, JD, you are not allowed to troll here by Kickstart2003-02-05 00:04:38
      I wanna know who let cartoonists have opinions! (n/t) by CrazySteve2003-02-05 00:05:58
  I'm hackle-less by CrazySteve2003-02-05 00:00:57
    Silly boy. by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yeesh, that red robot gets around. by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
      or for the linux types by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ... by breezeblock2003-02-05 02:27:03
    Its a word ... by waveydavey2003-02-05 00:57:02
      don't know what spackle is? by CrazySteve2003-02-05 10:49:52
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'd love to but... by maximillian482003-02-06 16:39:20
  The Quantum Squirrels (TM) are ready. by LionsPhil2003-02-05 11:40:39

 

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