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Cartoon for Jan 14, 2003
Strip for Jan 14, 2003
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Getting connecting DSL to a linux box by zacherates2003-01-15 17:41:00
Squid Proxy Project AKA Hello Linux by blindman2006-11-19 12:55:59
this is probably not the right place to post this by Zacherates2003-01-15 08:30:44
  if linux is involved by sketcher2003-01-15 21:31:44
Survivor start time by Henry_Fnord2003-01-14 23:52:12
Weird bug with ADC banner ad by Route2003-01-14 23:37:05
ATTN: caffine-iv by Arienadean2003-01-14 23:25:56
  Okie. by caffine-iv2003-01-14 23:46:28
    mmmm, good night :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-01-14 23:53:07
  on second thought be back in a few min by Arienadean2003-01-14 23:29:15
Whoah... Deep wisdom from bash.org. by geminidomino22003-01-14 22:49:37
  lol by cybergeek2003-01-14 22:55:17
    You never get these kinds of outtakes by geminidomino22003-01-14 23:14:12
I've been through chair training. by zona2003-01-14 22:45:31
Latecomers' thread by whybird2006-11-19 12:55:59
  the miniseries in which by cybergeek2003-01-14 22:44:06
    I liked that one, too! by GeekPrincess2003-01-15 00:00:30
  ... or, as I'm evidently all alone by whybird2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Do you want to have my inbox? by ideur2003-01-14 23:31:09
Greg in by whybird2006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiad, mind if I take an Erwin pic by vyrus2003-01-14 22:07:23
  Proceed! (n/t) by Illiad2003-01-14 22:15:27
What in the....!!?? by Dok2003-01-14 21:49:25
  Press it!!!! by caffine-iv2003-01-14 21:50:29
    Menu level 2: by whybird2003-01-14 22:06:42
HTML Question by caffine-iv2003-01-14 21:48:50
  <td valign="bottom"> (n/t) by whybird2003-01-14 22:14:31
  A bit of clarification by saxguy022003-01-14 21:52:19
    I tried that :P by caffine-iv2003-01-14 21:57:21
      oh yeah, didn't work btw. forgot to mention that. (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-01-14 21:57:47
Star Trekin' by Arcanum2003-01-14 21:09:44
My stepbrother has the worst ideas of jury rigs by i_am_pi2003-01-14 21:06:38
  - 5! by Dok2003-01-14 21:17:28
    No, no. I'm talking about the ATX cord. (n/t) by i_am_pi2003-01-14 21:20:55
      Ah... it all makes sense now... by Dok2003-01-14 23:37:17
I Desire These by LooseChanj2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I've got the original one :) (n/t) by Kickstart2003-01-14 21:03:39
    I've got one too by Chuk2003-01-15 09:08:56
    <AOL>Me too<AOL> (n/t) by Nea2003-01-14 21:04:58
  Santa squid-god...... by krisguy2003-01-14 21:01:10
BCers and Canadians :) by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That was mean Kickstart :-P by DaNutBall2003-01-14 21:21:11
  *sigh* s/by/my/... (n/t) by Kickstart2003-01-14 21:04:45
  This is politics at it's finest ;) (n/t) by krisguy2003-01-14 20:57:49
Bedtime for the Llyr. by Llyr2003-01-14 20:40:49
  niters (n/t) by krisguy2003-01-14 20:47:22
How a nick might have been born... by Naruki2003-01-14 20:06:01
  How another nick might have been born... by whybird2003-01-14 21:02:17
    lol (n/t) by cybergeek2003-01-14 21:05:35
  HEY!!!! by cybergeek2003-01-14 20:34:14
    PS: naruki == fridge. :p by cybergeek2003-01-14 20:35:03
      OK, I'm askin.. by whybird2003-01-14 20:46:18
        momma dog has three puppies. by cybergeek2003-01-14 20:53:44
          I know one just like this... by Nichiran2003-01-15 23:48:04
  And we will name him Nicholas. by Anfin2003-01-14 20:19:19
  Someone been reading bash.org? (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-01-14 20:11:41
    Why? by Naruki2003-01-14 20:12:24
      That seems to be bash.org material :-) (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-01-14 20:12:50
        Don't think I've ever been there before. by Naruki2003-01-14 20:14:24
          Yeah the bandwith either gets hammered or... by DaNutBall2003-01-14 20:15:52
            I don't think I'll hammer on it anymore, then. by Naruki2003-01-14 20:22:34
              productive ways of wasting time? by myke2003-01-14 20:58:12
          heh by CrazySteve2003-01-14 20:15:29
Attn: ALL SURVIVOR TEAMS! by cmantito2006-11-19 12:55:59
UTA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by daemon_poet2003-01-14 19:24:42
  You're on a 3000-level class?! (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 19:25:32
    I guess.... by daemon_poet2003-01-14 19:29:10
      Then again... by Naruki2003-01-14 19:31:50
        Well..... by daemon_poet2003-01-14 19:35:52
          Test out of it. by Xeno_Akhur2003-01-14 20:07:07
            Yes you are right/wrong by daemon_poet2003-01-14 20:31:37
Renaming a linux user? by Freakazoid2003-01-14 19:22:54
  Renaming a linux user by Ronindaddy2003-01-15 05:44:00
  Woo! postfix works by Freakazoid2003-01-14 19:59:25
  Postfix question by Freakazoid2003-01-14 19:49:52
    Nevermind... after much digging around I found it by Freakazoid2003-01-14 19:54:30
woah, cool by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 19:20:43
Attn: UF Survivor Tribe Erwin by vyrus2003-01-14 18:29:47
  Dok email by Dok2003-01-14 19:25:32
  Dustpuppy is gathering on IRC as well... by imperito2003-01-14 18:52:48
    most of my UF time is at work. by Dok2003-01-14 19:30:04
  e-mail by badassitgod2003-01-14 18:43:11
wrong by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
  its not operable (n/t) by imrambi2003-01-14 18:41:40
  and might i add... by sketcher2003-01-14 18:23:38
    Kind of like... by SnArL2003-01-14 18:26:15
      /me waves hello to Snarl by GeekPrincess2003-01-14 18:41:17
just got my final grades from last term by ma petite2003-01-14 18:18:34
  kewl - i'm not telling you what i got, but... by cybergeek2003-01-14 22:06:59
  Hey! Good stuff! Keep it going. by adiplomat2003-01-14 19:01:04
  Congrats! by DaNutBall2003-01-14 18:55:07
  Congratulations! (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 18:40:54
  Please enlighten me by whybird2003-01-14 18:37:09
    4.0 is a 100% grade. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 18:39:33
      Not always. by Naruki2003-01-14 18:54:50
        I've seen 9.0 scales... (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-01-14 18:56:07
          That's going too far. by Naruki2003-01-14 18:56:51
            UVic uses it by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
      That IS exceptional! (n/t) by whybird2003-01-14 18:41:56
  <B&T>Excellent !!!</B&T> (n/t) by Zandermann2003-01-14 18:34:23
    *plays air guitar* (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 18:41:14
  I hate you, you overachiever. by Naruki2003-01-14 18:31:58
    ditto. :-) (n/t) by Xeno_Akhur2003-01-14 18:42:01
      Just like *your* mother, too? (n/t) by whybird2003-01-14 18:43:33
  **does a lil dance** by Ubergeek22003-01-14 18:22:15
    Just a lil one. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 18:50:19
  WOO HOO!! by GeekPrincess2003-01-14 18:20:11
Now there's an idea! by imperito2006-11-19 12:55:59
  and it has practicality to some degree by sketcher2003-01-14 18:14:18
    "Come to the viewing platform & be cooked alive!" (n/t) by whybird2003-01-14 18:20:47
      <marketing>woah, hold it there bukaroo... by sketcher2003-01-14 18:25:39
    w00t! (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 18:16:10
  okay, we need to put that in a dark building.. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 18:13:31
  What would happen if.... by imrambi2003-01-14 18:12:30
    Oh, I guess Lava would pour out onto the streets by imperito2003-01-14 18:13:45
on the radio earlier today by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
  develops.. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 18:06:41
    i dunno... by sketcher2003-01-14 18:08:56
Win 95 virtual memory question. by cmantito2003-01-14 17:53:24
  The are a couple progs available for that. (n/t) by sir lox elroy2003-01-14 18:29:18
    Sorry work called, it is MagnaRAM and a few others by sir lox elroy2003-01-14 18:34:41
  Virtual memory is a funny thing... by SnArL2003-01-14 18:22:46
  Right click My Computer by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 18:08:45
Holy Cr*p! by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 17:47:47
  you SO have to scan that! (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 17:54:29
    Okay. by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 18:06:37
      Ubergeek2 is your mom?! by Naruki2003-01-14 18:33:09
      lmao... by Ubergeek22003-01-14 18:07:13
  You should turn on AIM. (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 17:54:09
    Done and done... (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 18:02:23
    AIM? by Ubergeek22003-01-14 17:58:02
      and he told me by reddy2003-01-14 18:02:19
        i never knew you HAD aim until now.. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 18:40:47
        Awwwww.... by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 18:04:43
  Sweet :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 17:48:52
Gah. i'm having all kinds of internet troubles.. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 17:43:51
I'm sorry, but it's stuck in my head, by GeekPrincess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  today, i saw a car with the liscence- by sketcher2003-01-14 18:10:41
  I thought direct links to rathergood by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 17:48:15
    I agree, but by GeekPrincess2003-01-14 18:15:59
    there's no links back to RG (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 17:59:16
    Elephant lube! (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 17:49:25
Poem of the Day! by Llyr2003-01-14 17:35:22
  good poem. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 19:26:39
    Yes, it was. by Llyr2003-01-14 19:29:42
      i write much the opposite myself. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 19:31:44
        Gee, ignoring the rules is really tough. by Naruki2003-01-14 19:32:46
          the idea is to make it sound beautiful.. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 19:36:48
            That's completely different... by Naruki2003-01-14 20:08:01
        spiffy :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 19:32:30
Piracy Protection by mr_butts2003-01-14 17:34:53
Case mod - one sweet small form factor by TheAnomaly2003-01-14 17:04:54
  'nuther site by Village Idiot2006-11-19 12:55:59
  wow! that's awesesome! by Ubergeek22003-01-14 17:10:27
    Worked for me... by imperito2003-01-14 17:15:43
      Amen and hell yeah, brother! (n/t) by slayer2003-01-14 17:16:28
    hmmm, worked for me (n/t) by slayer2003-01-14 17:15:28
Interesting Problem by Llyr2003-01-14 16:56:54
  SPOILER (perhaps) by NedLudd2003-01-14 19:23:59
    I see one small problem. <slight spoiler> by Llyr2003-01-14 20:39:36
      that's actually what I did by NedLudd2003-01-14 21:50:13
  *KaBLAM* by slayer2003-01-14 17:05:01
    *gasp* by Llyr2003-01-14 17:36:26
Sometimes it's hard to know what to say by mikosullivan2003-01-14 16:48:26
  I'm glad Joe has you and Starflower for friends. by GeekPrincess2003-01-14 18:06:17
  And God won't send him to Hell for by JPaganel2003-01-14 17:09:20
    Let's let God decide that by mikosullivan2003-01-14 17:21:22
      He won't get better until HE decides to. by adiplomat2003-01-14 17:35:07
        Help helps by mikosullivan2003-01-14 17:48:27
          You go on and care. by JPaganel2003-01-14 23:05:23
          No kidding by snArl2003-01-14 21:17:03
          <applause>You go, man by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 17:52:20
    Sounds like he's living in hell already. by GeekPrincess2003-01-14 17:12:57
      Can't be that bad. by JPaganel2003-01-14 17:17:43
        I won't pretend to know what he thinks or feels. by GeekPrincess2003-01-14 17:24:34
ATTN: UF Webmasters (Illiad, WebDiva, etc) by gblues2006-11-19 12:55:59
Democrat vs Republican -equivalent vitriol by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "liberal" in BC ..... by sumbusch2003-01-14 22:25:14
    Big difference betrween small L and large L (n/t) by Kickstart2003-01-14 22:50:55
  I can just imagine. :/ by GeekPrincess2003-01-14 17:06:28
    Huh? by slayer2003-01-14 17:14:37
      And when I got back Mary-Jo and the car were gone by SnArL2003-01-14 19:08:53
        I don't think it should be an automatic out... by Naruki2003-01-14 19:30:23
  demonization, not daemons by cthulu_saves2003-01-14 16:57:56
    Indeed by SnArL2003-01-14 19:03:32
  That doesn't actually seem too bad. by slayer2003-01-14 16:54:21
  You mean Gorden Campbell :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2003-01-14 16:50:58
    Sorry... by Illiad2003-01-14 17:29:02
  Republicans Rule, Democrats Drool by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 16:46:40
    the religious right.... by sumbusch2003-01-14 22:23:29
    Amen, and fnord! (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 16:51:46
What a world. by Llyr2003-01-14 16:34:04
  I don't have one, because I have one. (n/t) by Sim2003-01-14 16:37:16
    Not nearly good enough. by Llyr2003-01-14 16:51:02
      What are you? by Naruki2003-01-14 16:54:25
        Neither. by Llyr2003-01-14 17:38:16
          You actually think I didn't know that? by Naruki2003-01-14 18:29:15
who's paid for no ads? by toronto7772003-01-14 16:33:33
  Paid, then turned on and turned off the ads by mortaine2003-01-14 17:25:01
  I did, and then I forgot... by brion2003-01-14 17:10:34
  Lots of us have, and then turned the ads back by adiplomat2003-01-14 17:03:48
    that they do. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 17:46:40
  I have.... by vbehyr2003-01-14 16:51:30
  I haven't... by Llyr2003-01-14 16:35:04
    maybe cuz your a old-timer here? *shrugs (n/t) by toronto7772003-01-14 16:42:55
      so am i, i get ads, but i don't mind. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 17:06:18
KDE mail applet needed... by cmantito2003-01-14 16:20:20
  pine or frechmail(i know i misspell this) (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-01-14 16:23:42
    Thanks (n/t) by cmantito2003-01-14 16:25:27
      no preblem (n/t) by OzanBABA2003-01-14 16:29:33
ATTN Kickstart: DIY LCD Projector by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Take a look at this! by Kickstart2003-01-14 18:24:36
    Whoops...remove the obvious space (n/t) by Kickstart2003-01-14 18:24:54
  Seen that before... by Kickstart2003-01-14 17:58:05
i think its my destiny not to get this set up by sketcher2003-01-14 16:11:51
  im like sooo giving up by sketcher2003-01-14 16:13:11
Question: UF Survivor by cmantito2003-01-14 15:58:18
  I think team DP is trying to IM around by imperito2003-01-14 16:02:12
    Well, by cmantito2003-01-14 16:04:54
  I vote by caffine-iv2003-01-14 16:00:39
    Well by hyzenthlay2003-01-14 16:03:57
      that would mean that you would have... by cmantito2003-01-14 16:06:15
Browser Domain Login by cmantito2003-01-14 15:55:45
  What version of IE does your '95 have? (n/t) by LurkerMo2003-01-14 15:58:48
    password encryption by krisguy2003-01-14 16:34:32
      No good there, too old... (n/t) by cmantito2003-01-14 16:36:06
    Hrm... by cmantito2003-01-14 16:10:32
Bikini clad babes = M for "Mature"?? by rogueneuron2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Puritans on the rampage! (n/t) by Illiad2003-01-14 17:41:35
  there's reasons.. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 17:16:03
  Random thought: by wheresthefish2003-01-14 15:54:20
    Nope, read the article by rogueneuron2003-01-14 15:57:52
      even like the one where you see her butt by sketcher2003-01-14 16:10:03
  Uh-oh... by Llyr2003-01-14 15:44:09
    just the changing rooms (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-01-14 16:21:38
That was funny. by Llyr2003-01-14 15:42:14
  On the day they make stupidity painful... by Naruki2003-01-14 15:44:18
    Certainly not me! by adiplomat2003-01-14 17:08:36
    I, especially, will be in a WORLD of hurt. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 15:45:38
When in doubt... by Llyr2003-01-14 15:38:07
  And tie the cataloupe to the wall. (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 15:40:07
    Cantaloupe. (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 15:40:31
      Oh, and examine the fourth sauerkraut! (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 15:48:21
        The sauerkraut is sticky. by rapido752003-01-14 19:07:45
        the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick by mcnutcase2003-01-14 16:35:38
          Dissmith... Dith... Nevermind. (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 16:54:42
UF Survivor by caffine-iv2003-01-14 15:33:00
  I hope it's starting soon, by wheresthefish2003-01-14 15:50:26
    Will start just after midnight PST by Kickstart2003-01-14 17:57:11
      Ah HA! by caffine-iv2003-01-14 20:09:26
    Before you go to bed, by saxguy022003-01-14 15:58:35
      Righty-ho. by wheresthefish2003-01-14 16:06:19
    i am getting sleepy by ozanbaba2003-01-14 15:52:31
Victory for Privacy! by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  This shows a couple of other things by LurkerMo2003-01-14 15:09:58
    They didn't say she took her daughter to court. by Naruki2003-01-14 15:45:52
      Was that law gender specific? by LurkerMo2003-01-14 15:52:33
        Well, come on... by SnArL2003-01-14 19:16:00
  Yay!! now if we could only get the US Supreme to by SouthpawPL2003-01-14 14:53:57
Todays SUN - Pete Townshend (UK ONLY) by jeff_uk2003-01-14 14:17:45
  LOL (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 15:46:22
  Proof (again) that The Sun is a crap opinion-paper by Tomo2003-01-14 14:19:42
    But they have hot chicks on Pg. 3! (n/t) by rogueneuron2003-01-14 14:42:08
      not for much longer though... by JamesG2006-11-19 12:55:59
        The joke's on them by rogueneuron2003-01-14 15:00:20
        Shame. by Naruki2003-01-14 14:58:03
Danish Ministry of Truth by JPaganel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I am SO ashamed. by LurkerMo2003-01-14 15:30:03
  Have you ever seen 'Brazil'? by rapido752003-01-14 12:55:34
Mmmm.....pizza. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 12:27:33
  I want one. by Llyr2003-01-14 15:43:13
  Are you trying to tell me it's lunch time? by Nea2003-01-14 12:59:07
    Depends upon your time zone. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2003-01-14 13:07:39
      For me it was lunch time by Nea2003-01-14 13:51:47
        just hafta find the right place to nap... by themadkansan2003-01-14 14:10:00
          While our server room does lock, by Nea2003-01-14 14:34:31
            that's what the extra chairs are for... by themadkansan2003-01-14 15:06:12
  Mmmm pie. by wheresthefish2003-01-14 12:55:36
  mmm, yumminess by LunarRainn2003-01-14 12:50:24
  sounds better (and tastes, likely) by TheAnomaly2003-01-14 12:33:30
    You bet it was. by LionsPhil2003-01-14 12:37:01
      So you did :-/ by chrisP2003-01-14 12:38:56
I just want to know... by Xeno_Akhur2003-01-14 12:18:45
  link for the lazy. by Ubergeek22006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks. ) (n/t) by Xeno_Akhur2003-01-14 12:21:17
      Aaagh!! What happened to your eyes?!? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 12:23:48
        I'm getting better by Xeno_Akhur2003-01-14 16:57:58
Anyone else having trouble getting to US sites? by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sprint may be having problems. by LurkerMo2003-01-14 15:35:27
    Whatever it was seems to have cleared now. by wheresthefish2003-01-14 15:47:04
      Maybe, maybe not. by LurkerMo2003-01-14 15:57:40
        That's in Canada, why would you want to? by wheresthefish2003-01-14 16:21:07
          Canada you say? Pity. by LurkerMo2003-01-14 16:31:48
  This is strange by Tomo2003-01-14 12:48:40
  Got to dilbert.com OK, by LionsPhil2003-01-14 11:47:46
    Does your tracert show either NTL or Qwest? by wheresthefish2003-01-14 11:54:07
      Ok here, too. by chrisP2003-01-14 12:00:04
      Interesting... by LionsPhil2003-01-14 11:59:49
Well that just made the day go by a little faster by stargirl2003-01-14 11:40:20
  When I was running the computer lab here by justncase2003-01-14 14:13:52
  My uni fire system by ozanbaba2003-01-14 12:40:25
    Speaking professionally... no. by toxin2003-01-14 13:09:34
      Ignorance can be cute... by dire_lobo2003-01-14 14:15:53
      itu student = know about something but dont care (n/t) by ozanbaba2003-01-14 13:23:18
        Survival is contra-indicated. by toxin2003-01-14 13:39:37
          we are alrady dead just by ozanbaba2003-01-14 14:01:38
  So that means by MikeCDN2003-01-14 11:49:37
    whats even funnier.. by stargirl2003-01-14 11:54:12
  Interesting magazine article I read by toxin2003-01-14 11:48:18
    well consider that... by defdood2003-01-14 12:41:39
      And blew up. by LionsPhil2003-01-14 12:48:38
    For a fire the normal plan makes sense. by taIon2003-01-14 12:13:49
    Our company did it right.. by stargirl2003-01-14 11:53:16
  No offence, by caffine-iv2003-01-14 11:42:02
    :-) by Naruki2003-01-14 14:50:37
    well.. by stargirl2003-01-14 11:51:17
      Next time - collect names by toxin2003-01-14 12:02:23
        That's our policy... by LthrOttr2003-01-14 12:23:19
        I wish.. by stargirl2003-01-14 12:06:50
          The Fire Chief is ALWAYS right by toxin2003-01-14 12:58:03
            Thank you. Next time we have drills, by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 13:04:41
              At the end. by toxin2003-01-14 13:13:28
                Excellent advice. by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 13:20:38
          In a fire do they have to tell you that it's real? by taIon2003-01-14 12:11:40
            What happens if the PA system fails? by LionsPhil2003-01-14 12:13:21
              well.. by stargirl2003-01-14 12:17:39
              Who uses a PA system? by taIon2003-01-14 12:15:59
                when I walked into some offices by stargirl2003-01-14 12:19:30
                I was referring to: by LionsPhil2003-01-14 12:19:25
      Agreed. by caffine-iv2003-01-14 12:01:41
        baaaa (n/t) ;) by stargirl2003-01-14 12:07:15
    Darwinian not stupid! (n/t) by toxin2003-01-14 11:49:43
      darwinian is stupid (n/t) by ozanbaba2003-01-14 12:33:51
        Agreed! (n/t) by chrisP2003-01-14 12:35:36
          :) (n/t) by ozanbaba2003-01-14 12:36:49
The cool chair.... by Binkster2003-01-14 11:34:10
  Ahh... That one, looks nice if you've got $3000 by Freakazoid2003-01-14 14:47:22
  That's no chair... that's a workstation! by YakkoWarner2006-11-19 12:55:59
    linky no worky. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 12:23:23
      Linky worky herey. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 12:24:31
        worky herey too-y (n/t) by mcnutcase2003-01-14 12:48:43
          herey too-y (n/t) by Xeno_Akhur2003-01-14 16:47:23
  Good God... by Pic2003-01-14 12:04:07
  That would be COOL! by plblark2003-01-14 11:41:56
    Cooler Chair! by Funky_Monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
Hey, Illiad!!!! by geminidomino22003-01-14 11:30:24
  Da! (n/t) by Illiad2003-01-14 12:12:10
Oooooh-boy - I get to use my Hammer... by themadkansan2003-01-14 11:27:33
  Koff-Koff-hAcK... by themadkansan2003-01-14 12:50:05
    Was an asbestos hazard assessment done prior by toxin2003-01-14 13:21:31
      T'was just dust inside a server. :) by themadkansan2003-01-14 13:46:14
        Oh... Generic Dust. by toxin2003-01-14 14:03:03
          yup by themadkansan2003-01-14 14:08:27
  hmmmmm by defdood2003-01-14 12:43:55
Any moderators still around? by ts0032003-01-14 11:21:12
  Done! (n/t) by Kickstart2003-01-14 11:32:37
    Err.. by ts0032003-01-14 12:58:51
omg... psychatric medication on the rise in the US by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hopefully Paxil won't go up. (n/t) by sir lox elroy2003-01-14 18:25:28
  NOTE: In children (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-01-14 11:19:12
    it's all NOLAWitch's doing 0:-P (n/t) by rottweiler2003-01-14 12:06:34
      tsk tsk... is that so? by DaNutBall2003-01-14 12:32:52
        No, no, no. I don't lure children. by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 13:00:51
          There IS! by Naruki2003-01-14 15:00:42
            Not to mention... by SnArL2003-01-14 15:04:08
Rochester Ufiemeet, now with official diary post! by Ubergeek22006-11-19 12:55:59
Making out like a bandit! by toxin2003-01-14 11:10:26
  That sounds pretty groovy by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 11:14:07
    Which would you choose? YK or Iqaluit by toxin2003-01-14 11:39:06
      I choose... Key West by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 13:49:19
        recent windchill.. -55C to -60C by toxin2003-01-14 14:07:04
  yellowknife by LunarRainn2003-01-14 11:12:30
    In winter they have an ice road by toxin2003-01-14 11:35:42
    Provincial capital of NW Territories, I believe (n (n/t) by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 11:23:20
LionsPhil... It's a small world after all :) by slacker2003-01-14 11:03:02
  Wow. Dude. by LionsPhil2003-01-14 11:04:36
    Been a while since I last logged in, but... by slacker2003-01-14 11:09:36
      Hmm...afraid I can't remember =) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 11:12:18
Yay, I got a job! by caffine-iv2003-01-14 10:53:17
  Yea-hoo! (n/t) by Xeno_Akhur2003-01-14 15:28:52
  w00t, I think...? (n/t) by themadkansan2003-01-14 11:00:49
  But it can go on your CV, right? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 11:00:41
    CV? What CV? by caffine-iv2003-01-14 11:01:42
      CV, resume, by LionsPhil2003-01-14 11:02:16
        Yeah. by caffine-iv2003-01-14 11:05:27
I heared on TV somewhere internet comment boards by whitemalkin2003-01-14 10:47:24
  I am the combine... (n/t) by BadassITgod2003-01-14 11:39:50
    ...harvester? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 11:49:26
  Cuckoo. Cuckoo. by wheresthefish2003-01-14 10:54:48
  the book by Ken Kizzi or something like that by whitemalkin2003-01-14 10:51:08
    Ken Kesey by JPaganel2003-01-14 10:51:53
  One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest? by JPaganel2003-01-14 10:50:44
    users (n/t) by whitemalkin2003-01-14 10:52:17
  "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" perhaps? by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 10:49:16
    mebbe R. P. McMurphy... by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
      but I think I'd actually be by dire_lobo2003-01-14 11:11:07
    scary by LunarRainn2003-01-14 10:58:04
      As an avowed lurker I would have to by LurkerMo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Can I be the Chief? (n/t) by themadkansan2003-01-14 10:49:46
      *pats themadkansan on the arm* by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 10:50:52
        Been for-ever since I saw that movie. (n/t) by themadkansan2003-01-14 10:58:14
          I liked the play better. by maceogan2003-01-14 13:16:53
  kuku's nest? (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-01-14 10:48:37
    kuku ??? by ozanbaba2003-01-14 12:30:32
  Kuku? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 10:48:03
OMG! HELP! by myke2003-01-14 10:35:29
  He's lucky... by rapido752003-01-14 11:54:19
  Take off every Zig! (n/t) by rogueneuron2003-01-14 11:10:18
  had to explain to in the same situation last night (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 10:54:33
  We got clicky! by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
    URI! URI!!! by LionsPhil2003-01-14 10:43:59
      Semantical nonsence (n/t) by DaNutBall2003-01-14 10:49:26
  good for him by BlurOfSerenity2003-01-14 10:42:03
  Zero-What? I haven't a clue either. by skippy-ish_guy2003-01-14 10:39:22
    Move Zig? by LionsPhil2003-01-14 10:40:18
      Nope. Not a single twitch. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-01-14 10:42:28
        maybe "all your base"? (n/t) by whitemalkin2003-01-14 10:48:53
          Just another annoying phrase. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-01-14 10:53:16
  JamesG was the same. Scary, huh? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 10:37:18
    ACK! Many things revealed, they are... by themadkansan2003-01-14 10:48:52
  Send hir here by Taolie2006-11-19 12:55:59
POWER FAILURE by MikeCDN2003-01-14 10:29:21
  and I'm back by MikeCDN2003-01-14 11:29:02
  Time for the Uptime Thread! by myke2003-01-14 10:32:42
    My file server at home by SnArL2003-01-14 18:06:14
    Not that long by MikeCDN2003-01-14 11:33:19
    You mean current uptime? by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 10:38:52
      Best Record. by myke2003-01-14 10:43:52
        Okay... by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 10:53:24
          sysinternals.com by myke2003-01-14 10:58:15
            Sure, now you tell me by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 11:02:20
              website by myke2003-01-14 11:08:36
It's.... Lunch Time!! by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 10:19:20
  Burger and fries (n/t) by krisguy2003-01-14 16:37:29
  shell noodles with prosciutto ham and creme fresh by rottweiler2003-01-14 12:19:16
    actually... "creme fraiche" (n/t) by rottweiler2003-01-14 12:20:20
  Yumm.. Uber-healthy by geminidomino22003-01-14 11:53:19
    ...and Reese's peanut butter cups. by thewrongcrowd2003-01-14 12:26:07
  Leftovers it is. Cold lasagna and zitti. by thewrongcrowd2003-01-14 10:50:03
  My wife by dire_lobo2003-01-14 10:43:43
    Mongollian Beef (n/t) by dire_lobo2003-01-14 12:36:11
  Home-made tuna salad by Taolie2003-01-14 10:35:38
  Uncle Ben's Teryaki Chicken rice bowl. by mswebchik2003-01-14 10:31:02
  A shiny granny smith apple! by kahuana2003-01-14 10:28:59
    My daughter and I made a pie this weekend by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 10:31:09
  Peanut butter sandwich and chips. by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 10:25:34
  Two "Dunkaroos" and a bag of teddy grahams. by skippy-ish_guy2003-01-14 10:24:31
    What the <expletive deleted> are Dunkaroos? (n/t) by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 10:26:34
      Dunkaroos are the greatest food in the world. by skippy-ish_guy2003-01-14 10:30:11
  popcorn. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 10:22:03
  cafeteria 'food' (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2003-01-14 10:21:07
UF Survivor teams! by Kickstart2003-01-14 10:16:32
  If folks make team webpages by Kickstart2003-01-14 10:53:46
    Pitr's team by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
    i make this by ozanbaba2003-01-14 11:19:37
    Team Greg by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I can't get a login. by Route2003-01-14 15:36:33
        Okay, my dbase shows by caffine-iv2003-01-14 15:50:09
          That's what I try. by Route2003-01-14 16:24:09
            Hrm. I have no idea. by caffine-iv2003-01-14 16:49:38
  Tribe Erwin thread by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 10:48:18
    I'm currently holding by vyrus2003-01-14 18:01:53
    I'm by vyrus2003-01-14 17:56:59
    Me by Nickface2003-01-14 12:02:49
    contact info by Lady-Luna2003-01-14 11:06:32
  Tribe Greg Thread by hyzenthlay2003-01-14 10:45:50
    YIPES!!! by desertrat662003-01-14 19:02:18
    well by Arienadean2003-01-14 14:22:12
    I just got a mail undeliverable error for you. (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-01-14 11:13:54
      Dang it by hyzenthlay2003-01-14 11:18:08
        Trying again by hyzenthlay2003-01-14 11:21:22
          New Email Sent. (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-01-14 11:23:21
    stout at stout dot dyndns dot org (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-01-14 10:50:24
      Oh, and ICQ#26372255 by caffine-iv2003-01-14 10:51:52
        my IM info by Arienadean2003-01-14 14:28:03
          ok they are turned on by Arienadean2003-01-14 14:56:24
            Okay, I requested authorization to add you, by caffine-iv2003-01-14 15:34:12
              sorry about that I was working on computers by Arienadean2003-01-14 23:11:20
  Tribe Pitr Thread by Taolie2003-01-14 10:43:48
    headed out... will check in off-N-on.. by rottweiler2003-01-14 13:27:16
    We've got an MIA! by nevdull2003-01-14 12:18:46
      per post earlier... by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Thanks. I'm trying to establish working email by nevdull2003-01-14 12:25:11
          ok try this one... by rottweiler2003-01-14 12:27:59
    Evil leadership by Taolie2003-01-14 11:52:36
      Well by nevdull2003-01-14 12:00:48
        No IM by Taolie2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I can look into creating an alias by nevdull2003-01-14 12:12:08
            Tell me the email addys by myke2003-01-14 12:28:21
              Lol... by nevdull2003-01-14 12:32:50
              That sounds good to me. Thanks! by Taolie2003-01-14 12:32:46
          hee hee... by rottweiler2003-01-14 12:11:14
        I'm open for any... by rottweiler2003-01-14 12:08:04
          Is Trillian more stable now? by dire_lobo2003-01-14 14:23:41
    Contact me @ by nevdull2003-01-14 11:51:04
    me at by rottweiler2003-01-14 11:46:12
      Do any of your addresses by nevdull2003-01-14 12:23:59
        they all work. I get tons of email daily :) by rottweiler2003-01-14 12:24:31
          ne're mind... by rottweiler2003-01-14 12:25:24
            Please by nevdull2003-01-14 12:32:13
    I can and will be found at by Khaar2003-01-14 11:26:18
    Me @ by dire_lobo2003-01-14 10:51:40
  Team Dust Puppy? Rockin'!!! by geminidomino22003-01-14 10:37:07
    I'm in the cute team? What went wrong??? by wheresthefish2003-01-14 10:51:07
      I'm in the cute team too... When I get home by geminidomino22003-01-14 10:52:29
        As am I... by saxguy022003-01-14 14:18:49
    No fair! They have warm fuzzieness on their side! by LionsPhil2003-01-14 10:38:11
      Thats warm and fuzzy, by caffine-iv2003-01-14 10:39:50
        Eww. Men with beards shouldn't eat soup. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 10:41:20
          I happen to like soup. I think you mean by geminidomino22003-01-14 10:51:38
          =) (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-01-14 10:41:48
  TRIBE MIKE thread by LionsPhil2003-01-14 10:35:30
    So who is going to be our leader? (n/t) by slayer2003-01-14 16:56:21
    Contact info: by slayer2003-01-14 16:51:33
    Contact stuff by Bellator2003-01-14 11:01:51
    contact info by ozanbaba2003-01-14 11:00:23
    Contact info: by Tomo2003-01-14 10:49:11
  Probably not a bad idea for teammates to by caffine-iv2003-01-14 10:32:36
  Woo! I'm in SaleGamine's tribe! by LionsPhil2003-01-14 10:31:03
    NOT FAIR! by slayer2003-01-14 16:22:33
    I pledge to eschew newting for anything occurring by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 10:35:18
      Umm by Bellator2003-01-14 10:58:03
        Pursuant to Section 7 subparagraph 8.a by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 11:01:22
          Newted or Newtered? by toxin2003-01-14 11:30:25
            What I want and what I can get are two different by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 11:32:05
          So it's a bad thing then. by Bellator2003-01-14 11:05:46
            Old? Oooh, you're in trouble now ;D (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 11:07:10
              RATS! Can't do a thing. by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 11:16:56
                It's one thing when you go after me by Bellator2003-01-14 12:03:37
                [TeamDP incursion] Yanno... by geminidomino22003-01-14 11:25:50
                  It won't last forever, honey. by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 11:27:49
                    Oh, it doesn't HAVE to last forever... by geminidomino22003-01-14 11:29:08
                      You're forgetting, by LionsPhil2003-01-14 11:35:04
                        I think you overestimate her chances. by geminidomino22003-01-14 11:39:28
                          Isn't that what Boris said in the movie by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 11:52:26
                            No, Boris was NOT blown to smitherines. by geminidomino22003-01-14 12:08:29
  hmmm i guess here we go (n/t) by ozanbaba2003-01-14 10:28:23
  yay! (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-01-14 10:24:58
  Just out of curiosity... by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 10:22:41
    Exactly! by Kickstart2003-01-14 10:24:39
      Hey! I'm regular! by saxguy022003-01-14 21:49:08
      Gee, did you recognize me? :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2003-01-14 10:25:58
        The Groucho glasses threw him off. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 10:28:04
  why had i never heard of this!? (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 10:19:40
    Whaaa? by Kickstart2003-01-14 10:20:37
      oh sure, 2 days when i have to w*** by Ubergeek22003-01-14 10:21:41
        Be a helper? by Kickstart2003-01-14 10:22:52
          will do. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 10:23:31
    You should have been paying attention! (n/t) by Tomo2003-01-14 10:20:21
now there's really stupid by mcnutcase2003-01-14 10:13:16
invoke('Illiad', 'llama'); by caffine-iv2003-01-14 09:56:23
  You see what Greg's holding? by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:58:35
Twenty years ago today... by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 09:36:19
  Happy Birthday by reddy2003-01-14 16:36:40
    *eats bananas* by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 16:49:33
  *dons birthday suit* by slayer2003-01-14 16:18:55
    EGADS! the images! eww eww ewwwwwww by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 16:49:08
  Happy birthday man... by genocide782003-01-14 14:06:35
    Long time? You sayin I'm old? by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 16:48:33
      No just that you are old..... by genocide782003-01-14 22:58:29
  Happy 20 by TheAnomaly2003-01-14 11:28:19
  Happy birthday! by Bellator2003-01-14 11:07:35
  Happy birthday! (n/t) by chrisP2003-01-14 10:50:45
  Happy Birthday. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-01-14 10:27:06
  happy birthday to you, live in the zoo by BlurOfSerenity2003-01-14 10:12:33
    Hmmmm, Idont live in a zoo. I work in one... by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 10:25:15
  Happy Birthday! by Syren2003-01-14 10:11:03
    =D by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 10:20:12
      Hes a passive shoggoth by Syren2003-01-14 10:33:13
  It was twenty years ago today by dire_lobo2003-01-14 09:51:09
    Sargeant Pepper Lonly hearts club band? (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 10:19:16
      nope by dire_lobo2003-01-14 10:33:40
        David Lamotte / S.S. Bathtub (?) (n/t) by TheAnomaly2003-01-14 11:14:31
  ... a very funky monkey was born... by Naruki2003-01-14 09:45:29
    What the heck? by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 10:04:44
    What about the green ones? (n/t) by themadkansan2003-01-14 09:48:16
      Mmm...green bananas... (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:49:08
  Agh! Out of warm/fuzzies! Not Good! by themadkansan2003-01-14 09:44:39
    OJ! by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 10:02:45
  be there (n/t) by ozanbaba2003-01-14 09:41:05
  Happy birthday to you... by thewrongcrowd2003-01-14 09:40:56
    "And you smell like one toooooooo..." by ChuckAB2003-01-14 09:50:39
    I dont know weather to thank you... by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 09:49:37
  Here, have a Tribble (TM). by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:39:34
    mmmm, tribbles. by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 09:47:11
  *hands you something warm and fuzzy* by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:38:49
    1 microwaved Kiwi-fruit coming up! (n/t) by toxin2003-01-14 10:09:24
    THANKS! by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 09:46:22
      i'll give you a pineapple.. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:48:51
        Pineapples! by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 09:53:49
          Yess, come over to the pineapple...feel it's power (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:54:42
i forgot my sis passwd by ozanbaba2003-01-14 09:35:27
What's Greg holding there?.. by BlurOfSerenity2003-01-14 09:34:43
  Do I have to... by rapido752003-01-14 12:03:26
    "take logs, add, take inverse log" (n/t) by pas512003-01-14 13:25:59
  and here we go again... by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Clicky by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  it looks like a kool-aid burst. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:36:26
    Yep, definetly a kool-aid burst. (n/t) by hyzenthlay2003-01-14 09:54:52
      *sips kool-aid* yup mighty fine drink... (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:59:47
        You put your lips on it? by LionsPhil2003-01-14 10:00:38
          mine's from a glass. made it myself. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 10:18:35
    Pepperoni? by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:37:51
      i believe that would be a.. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:39:37
Oh no! by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:27:43
  Gravitational forcey-poo! (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 15:32:29
  Wow... by Kickstart2003-01-14 09:53:37
  You weren't thinking of the Packets, were you? by cartamusica2003-01-14 09:37:34
  Nicely done! by Taolie2003-01-14 09:37:10
    your hill.... by defdood2003-01-14 11:21:21
      I got tired of typing by Taolie2003-01-14 11:56:00
  that's funny because... by JamesG2003-01-14 09:36:29
    You win again, gravity! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:37:09
      DOES NOT EXIST! (n/t) by myke2003-01-14 09:50:02
        Aiee! I'm disintegrating! by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:51:42
          I seem to be unnaffected by JamesG2003-01-14 09:56:28
Your brain lies to you. by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So? Why would my brain would treat me by dire_lobo2003-01-14 09:54:53
  that rocks. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:32:16
  No, your brain uses heuristics by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:30:58
    In other words, it takes a wild guess :-) by kahuana2003-01-14 10:25:24
      I once heard... by rapido752003-01-14 12:13:58
        I don't see how anyone could know that by Egaeus2003-01-14 19:20:50
          But I'm talking about... by rapido752003-01-14 21:02:58
        I've often wondered... by YakkoWarner2003-01-14 12:29:50
          I've wondered the same thing. by vyrus2003-01-14 18:10:55
          If that's what you see as blue... by rapido752003-01-14 12:54:29
            is that the bit with by BlurOfSerenity2003-01-14 16:23:09
              No, it's the bit... by rapido752003-01-14 19:18:46
          I've wondered that too. by LionsPhil2003-01-14 12:32:22
    Just as well by taIon2003-01-14 09:42:01
  that's not the only lie it tells by mcnutcase2003-01-14 09:30:32
    Yup. The wonders of the scanning eyeball. by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:32:35
      IIRC . . . by hyzenthlay2003-01-14 10:00:32
        That sounds about right. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 10:01:21
    it goes further than that... by BlurOfSerenity2003-01-14 09:32:29
      <obviouscomment>Like 3D</obviouscomment> by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:33:51
        you want really shonky? by mcnutcase2003-01-14 10:15:23
          You should be a baseball player by crankshaft-jr2003-01-14 14:31:22
          Are you able to aim with both eyes open? by kahuana2003-01-14 10:23:36
            Thats the way you are supposed to isn't it? by taIon2003-01-14 10:26:06
              I heard from a target shooter that when you close by kahuana2003-01-14 10:32:45
                How on earth are you holding the thing? by taIon2003-01-14 10:47:58
                I tried skeet shooting once. by LurkerMo2003-01-14 10:38:50
                  No matter how long and slowly you cook 'em by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 10:41:38
              Not really as you see images in two different by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 10:32:29
                You need to close an eye? by LurkerMo2003-01-14 10:36:35
                  I agree, no need to close one eye. by taIon2003-01-14 10:53:06
                  Um, that's sorta difficult not to have by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 10:43:26
                    Well, actually my case is a bit by LurkerMo2003-01-14 15:48:31
              I can aim a camera and a followspot that way, by Tomo2003-01-14 10:30:33
          right handed, left eye dominant.. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 10:23:06
Invoke:: Rochester NY UFies. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 08:58:11
  *is invoked* by Antagonist2003-01-14 11:14:59
  I could be up for LOTR:TTT at IMax ! by sysangel2003-01-14 10:24:14
    very possible.. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 10:56:13
      Nah to StarTrek, been there, done that, ain't by sysangel2003-01-14 11:07:59
        hehe well i want to see TTT again. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 11:20:29
is it just me... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 08:57:03
  Are you using Opera? by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:01:13
    no, Mozilla by mcnutcase2003-01-14 09:03:06
      Just an idiot check, by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:03:51
        that's the first thing I made sure I hadn't done by mcnutcase2003-01-14 09:05:55
  it's because.. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 08:59:57
  It's just you (n/t) by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 08:58:18
THINK by myke2003-01-14 08:45:02
  ALL YOUR by i_am_pi2003-01-14 09:20:51
    base jokes are getting annoying. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-01-14 09:22:41
      Yes, I feel that they tend to by dire_lobo2003-01-14 09:44:38
        Ouch. Pain scream turn on. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:46:30
          You are on the way to disgusted. (n/t) by Taolie2003-01-14 09:56:32
            Move sick. For great vomiting. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 10:02:15
              You know what you regugitating. (n/t) by myke2003-01-14 10:12:13
                It's puke!! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 10:45:11
                  joing #SPORKS by myke2003-01-14 11:09:38
        Lowest Common Denominator -----------------------> by themadkansan2003-01-14 09:46:01
          Greatest Common Multiple ------------------------> by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:47:42
    LART ARE HEADING FOR PI AT HIGH VELOCITY? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:22:30
      not mine by mcnutcase2003-01-14 09:23:48
  OR THWIM! (n/t) by mcnutcase2003-01-14 09:08:03
    LITHP programmer? (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:10:36
      BATHIC! :) (n/t) by themadkansan2003-01-14 09:11:46
        Aieee!!! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:13:11
    ow ow ow ow! by themadkansan2003-01-14 09:10:12
  EVIL! Really evil, not just the minor sins. by skippy-ish_guy2003-01-14 09:04:53
    you mean like.. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:06:11
      AOL is evil, but I don't mind Sony. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-01-14 09:11:20
        but a vaio shouldn't be running AOL. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:12:22
          True. But I'm talking about really really evil. by skippy-ish_guy2003-01-14 09:15:37
            okay how about.. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:25:18
              Won't work on a machine over 300MHz by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:35:14
                how about.. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:45:00
              Will it even run? by YakkoWarner2003-01-14 09:28:49
      Seen that. Been there. Done it. by chrisP2003-01-14 09:10:31
      or... by themadkansan2003-01-14 09:09:01
        They did it to Mac. by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:10:12
          OK, how about... by themadkansan2003-01-14 09:11:18
            done already...by aol... (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:12:42
      Ow! My eyes!!!! by migiizis2003-01-14 09:06:43
        I had to do that once brotha. by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:08:20
          Welcome to Internetaholics Anonymous by YakkoWarner2003-01-14 09:33:52
  THIMK! (n/t) by themadkansan2003-01-14 09:04:02
  Stop! My head hurts... (n/t) by Khaar2003-01-14 09:03:24
  OUTSIDE THE BUN (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:02:33
    "The bun is in your mind." (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 09:04:09
      There is no spork. (n/t) by kelli2172003-01-14 09:05:53
        But there are #SPORKS! by myke2003-01-14 09:54:05
      Berma Shave! (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:05:07
        Uses she hope I crave, I all is box hairless a. by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:08:19
  PINK! (n/t) by Tomo2003-01-14 09:00:45
  DIFFERENT by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:00:15
    -LY by gblues2003-01-14 11:17:26
  of life by ozanbaba2003-01-14 08:47:33
  OF by Llyr2003-01-14 08:46:06
    THE by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 08:46:49
      PACKRATS! by Naruki2003-01-14 08:48:52
        Poor little varmints... (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 08:49:44
      MUFFINS!!!! (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 08:47:13
        The food fight was yesterday. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 08:48:17
          There was a food fight? by Llyr2003-01-14 08:48:35
            yup - got bored, I did... by themadkansan2003-01-14 08:49:40
              What do you mean downhill? by Pic2003-01-14 08:50:37
                Underhill. by Naruki2003-01-14 08:57:21
                  nasssty little hobbitses . . . by hyzenthlay2003-01-14 10:16:55
                  I'd have a food fight with Frodo by Taolie2003-01-14 09:00:37
                  nassty little hobbitses, stealing the preciousssss (n/t) by Tomo2003-01-14 08:58:11
                all over the place. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2003-01-14 08:52:11
              You should have notified me. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 08:50:00
            And don't start another right away... by Llyr2003-01-14 08:49:28
              don't worry. by themadkansan2003-01-14 08:50:30
        Oh, whoops, my bad. PACKETS!!! (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 08:47:23
    THE by Tomo2003-01-14 08:46:41
      DUCKS? by themadkansan2003-01-14 08:48:41
Dang. by Llyr2003-01-14 08:39:26
  QUEEG! QUEEG! MODERATE FOR SHOUTING! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 08:40:59
    What is Queeg????? (n/t) by sir lox elroy2003-01-14 18:13:15
    <Deleted> by Llyr2003-01-14 08:41:58
      Qeeug! Get him again . . . by hyzenthlay2003-01-14 09:11:36
        Qeeug? Ooh, you're for it now... ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:14:02
          Yeah, uhm by hyzenthlay2003-01-14 10:02:49
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What's the difference between a duck? by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 08:43:07
    One of it's legs are both the same. by wheresthefish2003-01-14 08:48:27
      I never heard it that way by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 09:00:24
    On that note, a bad joke: by Llyr2003-01-14 08:44:46
      Change the muffins to roasting ducks by ouvrebyte2003-01-14 08:47:51
        O only ever heard that joke with 'sausages' (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2003-01-14 09:28:34
        But "muffin" is a funnier word than "duck". (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 08:48:16
          But the funniest word is by Taolie2003-01-14 08:54:03
            no, the funniest word ever... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 08:56:13
              Pineapple! by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:01:17
                Bulbous bouffant by cartamusica2003-01-14 09:17:22
              Three pickles walk into a bungalow . . . by Taolie2003-01-14 08:57:57
                ... and then the Master said by Taolie2003-01-14 09:28:19
                The fourth one ducked. by migiizis2003-01-14 08:58:42
                  A 5-Watt pickled gherkin! (n/t) by Tomo2003-01-14 08:59:31
  moderated for language in the link (n/t) by Nea2003-01-14 08:37:00
    Wha... Oh. My bad. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 08:37:33
  ooooooooooooo-kay... by themadkansan2003-01-14 08:36:02
    Simon Travalgia, that's who. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 08:36:45
      Wow, he's even weirder than I thought. by LionsPhil2003-01-14 08:38:40
        heheheh (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 08:39:37
Alternate directx download? by Pic2003-01-14 08:20:30
  Which one? What OS? by Naruki2003-01-14 08:50:06
    What for? by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:03:11
  are you trying to use the web-installer? by themadkansan2003-01-14 08:25:57
    I'm trying the redist by Pic2003-01-14 08:28:12
      well, I've got a copy burned to CD... by themadkansan2003-01-14 08:32:40
        Weird by Pic2003-01-14 08:47:37
          gotta love site mirrors. (n/t) by themadkansan2003-01-14 08:51:38
How boring. by Llyr2003-01-14 08:16:58
  what ? by ozanbaba2003-01-14 08:28:12
    frame war... hah! by plblark2003-01-14 08:31:57
      He meant flame war, you idiotic moose! (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 08:34:27
        take is easy (n/t) by ozanbaba2003-01-14 08:36:47
          take it easy by ozanbaba2003-01-14 08:38:05
            that it is. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 08:39:52
              I was making a funny by plblark2003-01-14 08:42:49
                hehehe (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 08:47:50
      both (n/t) by ozanbaba2003-01-14 08:33:37
        they are both funny! :-P (n/t) by plblark2003-01-14 08:43:11
  Oh, hush. by themadkansan2003-01-14 08:27:41
    OOOH, this should be moderated! by Llyr2003-01-14 08:45:49
    Bad word. BAD, BAD, BAD by dire_lobo2003-01-14 08:44:00
      virulent, it is... :P by themadkansan2003-01-14 08:47:08
        Uh... by dire_lobo2003-01-14 09:19:18
    Yeahwell. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 08:30:33
      Pokes Llyr by Pic2003-01-14 08:32:13
        I think this is the first time I've done it. :P (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 08:34:00
    <Deleted><Deleted>2003-01-14 08:30:12
      Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2003-01-14 08:37:39
        *sob* I'm SORRY!!! I'll never do it again! by Llyr2003-01-14 08:40:49
          Wow. The attack of the missing <br> tags. :) (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 08:41:04
      *rrgh* MODS by Llyr2003-01-14 08:31:29
NOOOOoooo! by ktownson2003-01-14 07:59:35
  So... by Khaar2003-01-14 08:05:37
    Not Any More...(nt) by ktownson2003-01-14 10:30:12
Re LOTD... by imperito2006-11-19 12:55:59
opera problems... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 07:43:06
  Opera 6.5 was released by Funky_Monkey2003-01-14 08:10:26
    Using a desktop environment in a browser... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 08:35:54
      VNC's Java client =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 08:40:14
        and I suppose then... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 08:42:20
          Bwahaha. (n/t) by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Latest LinOpera is 6.11 (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 08:30:27
      i hear 6.03 is more stable. (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 08:53:32
        quite possibly (n/t) by mcnutcase2003-01-14 08:58:27
Basic Linux Question... by Nelzie2003-01-14 07:30:26
  Here is what I would do by sir lox elroy2003-01-14 18:11:27
Opera question by Feng_Li2003-01-14 07:28:51
  File->Prefs->Multimedia here, 6.11/linux (n/t) by imperito2003-01-14 07:45:34
    Riiiiiiiight..... (n/t) by Feng_Li2003-01-14 08:13:49
  That's weird. by LionsPhil2003-01-14 07:38:02
    Heh, the plot thickens... by Feng_Li2003-01-14 08:07:17
      Sorry, can't help you then. by LionsPhil2003-01-14 08:31:38
        Nope, XP (n/t) by Feng_Li2003-01-14 09:54:49
          Well, I'm really stumped. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:56:38
For those that like gun camera videos by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Tough vid . . . by Le Fou Noir2003-01-14 08:27:07
  I get 0.01 FPS... by myke2003-01-14 07:46:53
Comment Board Survivor by Llyr2003-01-14 06:44:54
  Doh! by Kickstart2003-01-14 09:51:18
    I'll be un helper! (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 16:35:58
  I would like to play by Lis772003-01-14 09:32:19
  comment: stealth installs by plblark2003-01-14 06:48:19
    I doubt they even care. by Llyr2003-01-14 06:51:12
      If you did it for something USEFUL... by Naruki2003-01-14 07:25:25
        Right after they... by thewrongcrowd2003-01-14 07:29:00
          Here's the Student Code of Conduct re: computers: by Llyr2003-01-14 08:07:04
            I double-dog dare you... by thewrongcrowd2003-01-14 08:26:28
              Is that the Japanese version... by Naruki2003-01-14 08:52:58
                Darn, darn, darn, double darn. :) by thewrongcrowd2003-01-14 09:23:35
                  Maybe you should be sitting down. by Naruki2003-01-14 10:08:35
      I'd care by plblark2003-01-14 06:54:41
      Heading off to class now (n/t) by Llyr2003-01-14 06:54:25
        have fun (n/t) by plblark2003-01-14 06:57:47
SETI@UFie by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Invoke(skitzoh) by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The two days back to back... by skitzoh2003-01-14 08:16:00
      I see. by plblark2003-01-14 08:45:06
        Thats what i have been doing by skitzoh2003-01-14 10:34:37
Womens' Vitamin C by toxin2003-01-14 06:08:57
  Im going to go with... by Syren2003-01-14 07:38:39
  so give your woman orange juice? (n/t) by Amish2003-01-14 06:28:13
    ...and see how far that gets you! (n/t) by toxin2003-01-14 06:54:26
Invoke: ideur by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 05:52:26
  Which *BSD? by ideur2003-01-14 05:56:23
    RC3 of FreeBSD 5.0 is out by krisguy2003-01-14 07:30:33
      You got a URL for that? by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 07:32:57
        Clickys? by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Hmm by Bellator2003-01-14 07:51:52
            ars won't let you make a clicky for ftp (n/t) by Nea2003-01-14 08:24:00
        Here's a link for V 4.7 by ouvrebyte2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Don't know yet. I have to research some more. by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 06:02:09
      They should ALL work out of the "box" by ideur2003-01-14 06:14:56
I have 5 mod points on /. any thin need modding? by pecosdave2003-01-14 05:35:12
ONQ by ozanbaba2006-11-19 12:55:59
  RSTS by fore_deck2003-01-14 07:00:48
  MS-DOS by LionsPhil2003-01-14 05:16:47
    Win 3.1 isn't an OS by Sim2003-01-14 05:20:00
      Exactly =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 07:38:44
      Not true! by Naruki2003-01-14 07:13:09
      95/98 by ozanbaba2003-01-14 05:30:05
        nor is ME by mcnutcase2003-01-14 05:31:49
          NT by ozanbaba2003-01-14 05:58:09
          Come on, be nice. !real OSes. by sysangel2003-01-14 05:43:42
            Teletubbies indeed by Feng_Li2003-01-14 08:17:45
      indeed... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 05:21:40
  or to put it another way... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 05:16:26
    What? by Naruki2003-01-14 07:11:53
      Holly Wars coming ! (n/t) by ozanbaba2003-01-14 07:34:47
this is fun... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 05:13:52
  Why? by LionsPhil2003-01-14 05:15:34
    sorry? by mcnutcase2003-01-14 05:20:07
      depends on the CPU -AND- ammount of MEMORY by ideur2003-01-14 05:27:52
        I'm probably very marginal for burning then by mcnutcase2003-01-14 05:29:16
          I have by nevdull2003-01-14 05:54:21
Did we Ufie Albino Black Sheep? by Dok2003-01-14 04:16:37
  I thought we weren't supposed to mention nin_man's by Naruki2003-01-14 07:14:05
    But he's away. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Where is he, anyway? (n/t) by Arcanum2003-01-14 08:07:38
      Hee hee by Taolie2003-01-14 08:07:38
  You dastards! by LionsPhil2003-01-14 05:07:45
  Hasnt been available for by DragonLady2003-01-14 04:18:47
    Found a working version! by Dok2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Quick, UFie it! (n/t) by Tomo2003-01-14 05:05:01
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My thoughts so far... by saxguy022003-01-14 05:59:45
    My thoughts by Tron-X2003-01-14 09:18:49
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by adiplomat2003-01-14 03:17:22
  used laptop by krysz2003-01-14 06:17:00
    E-mail me and I'll tell you about mine by Route2003-01-14 18:50:20
    Kickstart was selling some VERY old laptops, by adiplomat2003-01-14 07:13:00
      thanks by krysz2003-01-14 16:30:26
      All sold, but thanks! (n/t) by Kickstart2003-01-14 09:49:42
Adverts by lordrich2003-01-14 02:27:22
  No, this one by lordrich2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Damn... by AntiSane2003-01-14 06:00:04
      Sorry by lordrich2003-01-14 06:32:53
  Aha, this one you mean: by Medentic2006-11-19 12:55:59
They got new chairs by rutzi2003-01-14 01:18:04
Anyone familiar with older Exabyte 8mm backups? by thegeneral2003-01-14 00:49:42
  well yes I do... by Epiphany02003-01-14 08:38:15
  Can you follow the tracks into an IC? by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    serial interfaces are easy by leibold2003-01-14 11:03:55
  check termination by leibold2003-01-14 01:56:06
    well... it kind-of doesn't recognize. by thegeneral2003-01-14 10:37:24
      ah ha! by Epiphany02003-01-14 12:58:45
      That's impossible by leibold2003-01-14 11:13:38
Is Greg holding a marital aid? by slayer2003-01-14 00:28:00
  Um... was Greg the one who was... by glenalec2003-01-14 19:39:09
  Perhaps it's aflashlight? by kahuana2003-01-14 07:35:09
  He's changing settings on a chair, by adiplomat2003-01-14 03:19:54
    like heck it's an electric screwdriver by mcnutcase2003-01-14 05:04:13
      LOL! I like it! =D _ Hey Illiad, plotline! (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 05:05:46
    Electric screwdiver? by ideur2003-01-14 03:56:43
    That's what was said! by glenalec2003-01-14 03:43:50
      Gets the job done 10 times quicker? by wheresthefish2003-01-14 04:13:03
        I was thinking more of... by glenalec2003-01-14 19:23:08
        MY EYES!!! AHH MY EYES!!!! (n/t) by Ubergeek22003-01-14 09:37:37
  In which hand? Ahem. by Avium2003-01-14 00:30:30
    Awfully thin bottle (n/t) by slayer2003-01-14 00:38:21
      maybe it's already a part of the chair ? ;) (n/t) by count_02003-01-14 00:41:34
        Marital aid part of the chair? by glenalec2003-01-14 03:45:40
  my money is on "water bottle" by CrazySteve2003-01-14 00:29:21
    Why would it be a water bottle? by Henry_Fnord2003-01-14 23:50:32
    It's the Nova (n/t) by dire_lobo2003-01-14 08:10:30
does anybody remember the life gems ? by count_02003-01-14 00:08:21
  ok here's the deal by stig_mata2003-01-14 07:10:45
  synthetic diamonds by Old Stoneface2006-11-19 12:55:59
    AFAIK the body is cremated by DragonLady2003-01-14 04:16:31
      definitly not, by Old Stoneface2003-01-14 05:10:09
        The cremation residue is used. by toxin2003-01-14 06:14:57
          The carbon from the cremation residue by flamebait2003-01-14 06:55:07
  It has to be a hoax - or a rip-off! by breezeblock2003-01-14 01:33:00
    Godzilla? by flamebait2003-01-14 07:09:20
    Actually it's not by Kalidor2003-01-14 04:33:46
      Real 'fake' diamonds fluoresce under UV by Tomo2003-01-14 05:11:24
    yes, i get your points there... by count_02003-01-14 02:08:40
    Only one place to find conditions like that by fore_deck2003-01-14 01:59:26
      Magma Layer? by Control2003-01-14 03:09:53
        Not really. by breezeblock2003-01-14 04:36:21
          Perhaps by fore_deck2003-01-14 04:39:45
        Magma by fore_deck2003-01-14 03:35:34
          <Dr Evil> "Magma" </Dr Evil> by treehugger2006-11-19 12:55:59
          ok by Control2003-01-14 04:15:06
            Mantle by fore_deck2003-01-14 04:34:20
              Just for education... by adiplomat2003-01-14 05:49:23
                Way back when... by fore_deck2003-01-14 06:52:56
  <Deleted><Deleted>2003-01-14 00:11:05
    d'oh! (n/t) by cybergeek2003-01-14 00:12:36
    moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2003-01-14 00:12:13
  um... by cybergeek2003-01-14 00:11:05
    hehehe...yeah... ;) by count_02006-11-19 12:55:59
      OHHHHHHHHHH...gotcha. by cybergeek2003-01-14 00:20:15
UF Comment Board Survivor!!! by Kickstart2003-01-14 00:06:02
  All Survivor spots have been filled!!! by Kickstart2003-01-14 09:35:29
  I want in! (n/t) by demonkind2003-01-14 08:58:59
  I tried to join last time it was posted... by Buffy_Fett2003-01-14 07:34:57
  Ahem: "officiate". ;-) by Naruki2003-01-14 07:10:05
  Where are we going to...err...play? by Khaar2003-01-14 04:48:34
    The results will be posted... by Kickstart2003-01-14 09:30:01
      So should we... by Khaar2003-01-14 10:02:02
        Nah, I'd like to keep it on the board by Kickstart2003-01-14 10:06:17
          Just a thought, nothing more. by Khaar2003-01-14 10:14:04
  Sure...I'll join... by cmantito2003-01-14 02:51:33
    try a personal world clock by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Midnight UF time - clock over there ----------->>> (n/t) by Tomo2003-01-14 05:24:28
    I'm in, if you want me in. (n/t) by Control2003-01-14 03:13:56
      As am I... by saxguy022003-01-14 05:23:32
        I'll give it a whirl by Nickface2003-01-14 06:43:01
    GMT-8 I think. by Khaar2003-01-14 02:58:18
  I nominate NARUKI! by lord_dolphin2003-01-14 02:25:03
  voting.... by sumbusch2003-01-14 02:11:48
    That's *dangling* chads, dearie. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 05:01:22
      Chad is pregnant?!?! (n/t) by Kickstart2003-01-14 09:25:21
      /me kills chad by saxguy022003-01-14 06:01:21
  Ahem... by Khaar2003-01-14 00:14:06
    If you're quick... by Kickstart2003-01-14 09:34:06
    And keep votes... by Khaar2003-01-14 00:21:05
      That's the whole point of Survivor. by slayer2003-01-14 00:30:54
        Yeah by Khaar2003-01-14 00:42:42
          Good point. (n/t) by slayer2003-01-14 00:44:00
            I never like the voting part of survivor by Dok2003-01-14 04:10:27
              I think you're right... by dire_lobo2003-01-14 08:38:10
                How about only the moderators can vote? by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 08:49:24
                  And how about a random vote generator? by Khaar2003-01-14 08:55:39
                  ROFLMAO! by Naruki2003-01-14 08:55:07
                    *grabs Naruki's leg and yanks* by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 08:59:02
                      Some of them. by Naruki2003-01-14 09:05:26
                        So we form a board of commision. by Khaar2003-01-14 09:11:43
                          I lived in Florida for a while. by Naruki2003-01-14 09:39:52
                        Well, then, somebody had better come up with by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 09:10:01
                          Frankly, I'm surprised at you. by Naruki2003-01-14 09:20:39
                            OK, circuits overloaded from trying to w*rk by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 09:29:22
              But that's half the fun of it by saxguy022003-01-14 05:21:21
                how would you get her off? by defdood2003-01-14 05:35:45
                  With careful use of a very, *very* large by LionsPhil2003-01-14 09:16:35
                  That is such a terrible thing to ask. by Naruki2003-01-14 06:46:01
                  I'd hope that everyone else by saxguy022003-01-14 05:47:33
help needed (serious *nix wizardry)... by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  SERIOUS *NIX wizardry?! by Mutation2003-01-14 00:25:19
    *whoosh* by mcnutcase2003-01-14 00:27:36
      RTFM! by Mutation2003-01-14 01:17:37
        ah, forget it by mcnutcase2003-01-14 01:19:33
          Argh!! by Mutation2003-01-14 01:21:50
            as far as I could parse the obtuse manpage... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 01:27:09
              Just RTFM by Mutation2003-01-14 01:36:07
                I... already... did... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 01:41:07
                  GNUbie by Mutation2003-01-14 01:55:48
                    Just to add some more fuel to this fire... by lonegunman2003-01-14 11:13:57
                      not that it really matters... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 11:28:27
                    My, aren't we just a ray of f***ing sunshine? by breezeblock2003-01-14 02:41:42
                      I hate the sun by Mutation2003-01-15 00:49:12
                      Well said, old chap! by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 06:45:36
                      I kept waiting for a reply like this by plblark2003-01-14 06:09:22
                      thanks for your support by mcnutcase2003-01-14 04:59:37
                        Welcome! by breezeblock2003-01-14 05:58:54
                          ... by Mutation2003-01-15 00:45:16
  man mkisofs (n/t) by ideur2003-01-14 00:07:05
    can't work it out... best I can get from that... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 00:09:03
      OK looks like you get the idea by ideur2003-01-14 00:47:25
        well, I'm being a wuss... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 00:48:51
          note to self: by mcnutcase2003-01-14 00:53:37
            Answer to "note to self" by ideur2003-01-14 00:56:32
              nah by mcnutcase2003-01-14 00:58:56
                and now, a question... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 01:14:58
                  Not from that by ideur2003-01-14 01:21:25
                    ok, that's good by mcnutcase2003-01-14 01:23:29
              8X is the default in cdrecord (n/t) by ideur2003-01-14 00:57:53
Illiways, The Café at the end of the Ufiverse. by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Morning all by krisguy2003-01-14 07:35:19
    Hmm by Reddy2003-01-14 08:15:22
  Godd Morning by Reddy2003-01-14 06:23:27
    Good morning! by plblark2003-01-14 06:28:27
      math mistakes by Reddy2003-01-14 06:36:36
        they let anyone out now. by plblark2003-01-14 06:55:30
  Good Morning by krysz2003-01-14 06:22:53
    *serves coffee* by Reddy2003-01-14 06:34:42
      thanks by krysz2003-01-14 06:41:21
        *grins* by Reddy2003-01-14 08:17:38
  Good morning SaleGamine! by plblark2003-01-14 06:05:23
    *serves coffee* by Reddy2003-01-14 06:33:10
      good morning! and thanks! (n/t) by plblark2003-01-14 06:55:43
  *sluches in* by Derek2003-01-14 06:00:22
    s/sluches/slouches/ by Derek2003-01-14 06:05:23
      *serves drink* by Reddy2003-01-14 06:30:14
        *grins* by Derek2003-01-14 06:39:57
  Morning. by skippy-ish_guy2003-01-14 05:36:05
    *serves coffee* by Reddy2003-01-14 06:28:07
      Thank you! =|:o) (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2003-01-14 06:35:01
  no sleep no problem by ozanbaba2003-01-14 05:02:57
    {{{ozanbaba}}} by Reddy2003-01-14 06:27:02
      i will (n/t) by ozanbaba2003-01-14 08:39:56
  hi all by ParityBit2003-01-14 02:59:29
    Hmm by Reddy2003-01-14 06:25:46
  Good morning. by chrisP2003-01-14 02:06:14
    Well if you are still around by Reddy2003-01-14 06:24:37
      Yep, still around :-) by chrisP2003-01-14 07:09:08
  50.5830°N, 8.5330°E: Teatime ;-) by Fritriac2003-01-14 00:58:35
    *Serves tea with splash* by SaleGamine2003-01-14 01:09:57
  Good morning dear... by slamlander2003-01-14 00:44:20
    Ok love by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:47:06
      Very good day by slamlander2003-01-14 00:49:59
        *Dances round happily* by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:57:47
  sweet'n'milky coffee today, please, by turf19692003-01-14 00:43:44
    Thank you by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:45:49
  Good morning by Bellator2003-01-14 00:33:32
    Yes, I remember by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:40:05
  {{{Ufieversum}}};{{{Jo}}} by Old Stoneface2003-01-14 00:20:41
    *Serves milky coffee* by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:31:37
      he's one of the enthusiastic types... by Old Stoneface2003-01-14 01:44:31
  Good morning by mcnutcase2003-01-14 00:20:20
    Good morning by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:28:42
      many thanks for the tea... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 00:30:48
        Ooops! by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:32:45
          I'm sure by mcnutcase2003-01-14 00:33:57
            Thank you by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:42:41
  Mornin' by caiusman2003-01-14 00:18:05
    *Sniffle* by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:22:41
  {{SaleGamine}} by jashunghan2003-01-14 00:13:10
    Not lately we aren't used to it by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:24:48
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by ideur2003-01-14 00:10:05
    *Serves hot chocolate* by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:20:22
      next week! (n/t) by ideur2003-01-14 00:42:59
  Good morning, love :) by Syren2003-01-14 00:08:26
    Yes I am. by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:19:18
      Oohh Choice! Ummm by Syren2003-01-14 00:22:29
        I did get some by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:37:50
          What are you by Syren2003-01-14 00:51:36
            Extra qualifications by SaleGamine2003-01-14 01:09:18
              late translation by ideur2003-01-14 03:51:57
                Thank you muchly :) (n/t) by Syren2003-01-14 04:08:12
              :) Sounds interesting! by Syren2003-01-14 01:20:55
      and if none of those suit... by mcnutcase2003-01-14 00:21:46
        That sounds nice by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:36:13
          of course you may by mcnutcase2003-01-14 00:37:00
            That's a lot of jam by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:43:25
  I'll take a hug... by genocide782003-01-14 00:08:26
    {{{genocide78}}} by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:16:47
      Better and better... by genocide782003-01-14 03:21:06
  baaawaaahaaa :( by Klymer2003-01-14 00:05:58
    *Pats Klymer on back* by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:15:18
      really? must have a look at the forecast by Klymer2003-01-14 00:19:56
        Yes, I know. by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:38:58
          maybe we're getting old? by Klymer2003-01-14 00:46:20
            *Chuckle* by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:50:18
  Good morning dear... by count_02003-01-14 00:05:27
    I'm ok. by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:10:17
      ohh kewl.... by count_02003-01-14 00:12:37
        :) by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:14:06
          Not yet no.... by count_02006-11-19 12:55:59
            Which one? by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:35:22
              ohhh...sorry...the LA OLA G181 ;) (n/t) by count_02003-01-14 00:38:56
                *Grin* by SaleGamine2003-01-14 00:41:34
The UF Comment Board FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) by FAQ2006-11-19 12:55:59
  mafia speak ? by DennisMV2003-01-14 00:42:41
    That's actually not in the board FAQ by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
nighttime (n/t) by Route2003-01-14 00:00:20
  one question before I fall asleep... by Route2003-01-14 00:04:02
    i think by cybergeek2003-01-14 00:07:20
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2003-01-14 00:00:12
  Junior Samples by rassie2003-01-14 00:27:10
  Hee-Haw. by Avium2003-01-14 00:25:32
    Rosie (AC/DC album Whole lotta Rosie)? by ideur2003-01-14 03:39:19
      Due to the lack of question, using rassie's q. by saxguy022003-01-14 05:30:43
        Answer by Taolie2003-01-14 07:38:08
          An aglet by mcnutcase2003-01-14 08:40:30
            Professor Yaffle by Epiphany02003-01-14 09:05:10
              ivan iv "the terrible" by calamari bob2003-01-14 23:01:42
          Oh yes... by Feng_Li2003-01-14 08:21:03
          I think it's a Whipping by Tomo2003-01-14 08:20:23
            Asda by kelli2172003-01-14 09:15:36
              incorrect by mcnutcase2003-01-14 09:21:34
    "who is"....???? (n/t) by sumbusch2003-01-14 02:16:05
      Yeah, yeah. by Avium2003-01-14 10:13:05
Translations by intx2003-01-14 00:00:04
  Esperanto by brion2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I always wanted... by rapido752003-01-14 09:33:37
      Give it a shot! by brion2006-11-19 12:55:59
      You like William Shatner? by Naruki2003-01-14 10:09:49
        Yeah, I heard... by rapido752003-01-14 12:17:05
          Incubus by brion2006-11-19 12:55:59
          oh, and esperanto linky by JamesG2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Even in esperanto... by rapido752003-01-14 13:42:21
          all we need now... by JamesG2003-01-14 12:49:02
  deutsch/german by ipous2003-01-14 00:10:02
    Wienerisch by moon2003-01-14 07:00:57
    Saarlännisch / Rheinfränkisch by lurker692003-01-14 01:01:12
  German/deutsch by cava2003-01-14 00:05:02
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  nmae, possiblr beacuse of sligjt dyslrexia... (n/t by JPaganel2003-01-14 23:13:26
  i don't have trouble speling by fraek2003-01-14 18:40:33
  ghoti by Linfalgamo2003-01-14 14:22:04
    ghoti = fish because: by SouthpawPL2003-01-14 14:50:18
  Words that are spelt differently from... by DaNutBall2003-01-14 10:41:43
  the gh words (n/t) by whitemalkin2003-01-14 10:28:17
  It's actually more of a gramatical issue by dire_lobo2003-01-14 10:21:47
  my surname by JamesG2003-01-14 09:44:46
  Occurrence. by Stavros2003-01-14 09:21:54
  uv by Ston2003-01-14 09:08:40
    As in... by thewrongcrowd2003-01-14 09:35:15
  'the'. either comes out 'teh' or 'then'. by kahuana2003-01-14 07:27:07
  Occasion by Taolie2003-01-14 06:54:43
  Seige and sieze. by thewrongcrowd2003-01-14 06:18:17
    *snicker* by Naruki2003-01-14 07:36:44
      My theory. by thewrongcrowd2003-01-14 08:49:48
  "necessary" (formerly) by mikosullivan2003-01-14 06:10:43
    Same here. by Arcanum2003-01-14 06:39:05
    Think Latin - necesse est by Tomo2003-01-14 06:38:14
  On the whole... by cyrek2003-01-14 06:00:59
  I can spell fine... by Derek2003-01-14 05:50:04
    Hate to break it to you... by Naruki2003-01-14 07:39:08
      Well... by Derek2003-01-14 08:24:58
        *grin* by Naruki2003-01-14 08:28:47
          Oh my god! Naruki's having contractions! by Kickstart2003-01-14 10:30:25
            Just wait. I'm gonna be the surgeon... by Naruki2003-01-14 10:48:14
          Exactly. by Derek2003-01-14 08:34:44
      Also: by LionsPhil2003-01-14 07:52:06
        I figured that is what he meant. by Naruki2003-01-14 07:58:30
    really? hmmm.... by nibbler2003-01-14 07:31:12
  Fluoresce and flourescent are my pet hates. by Tomo2003-01-14 05:49:28
    Hint: by Medentic2003-01-14 06:50:29
      Fluor is that stuff the detist uses :) by nibbler2003-01-14 07:25:03
        Fluoride. Lucky city folk! by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 07:38:35
          Fluoride in the water is a bad thing. by LionsPhil2003-01-14 07:48:26
            There was quite a lot of controversy about it by Tomo2003-01-14 07:55:20
  No, I have trouble TYPING. $%#$ QWERTY keyboard. by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 05:45:18
    Ah, I see you live in the Untied States, too. by thewrongcrowd2003-01-14 07:32:34
      That Arthur Itis fellow is a jerk! by NOLAWitch2003-01-14 07:35:53
  I don't have trouble spelling, however... by skippy-ish_guy2003-01-14 05:33:12
  usualy by ozanbaba2003-01-14 05:04:34
    sp: USUALLY by toxin2003-01-14 05:55:30
      no preoblem by ozanbaba2003-01-14 06:07:52
        English Spelling: There is an exception to by toxin2003-01-14 06:24:10
          too true by ozanbaba2003-01-14 07:32:29
  Obfuscation. by LionsPhil2003-01-14 04:56:49
    "hast" is no longer in use. by Naruki2003-01-14 07:44:10
    It's whether or weather. by Tomo2003-01-14 05:43:14
      Nice rhyme. (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 07:46:21
        Thanks. Like all good quotes, by Tomo2003-01-14 07:51:05
  "rember" by treehugger2003-01-14 04:07:24
    re-MEM-ber - think "got a DOS command in" =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2003-01-14 04:58:16
      I always recollect John Wayne Bobbit. by Naruki2003-01-14 07:44:57
  Wheffur by glenalec2003-01-14 03:50:31
  Wizards. (n/t) by adiplomat2003-01-14 03:12:33
  wrods )n/t) by lestat2003-01-14 02:38:33
  Bielefled by chrisP2003-01-14 02:29:08
    der ist gut :-D (n/t) by Old Stoneface2003-01-14 02:54:24
      was ist daran gut? schließlich gibts bielefeld by Klymer2003-01-14 06:28:40
        Pssst! (n/t) by chrisP2003-01-14 07:43:10
  teh, adn, is't and by Old Stoneface2003-01-14 01:48:59
  ..... by breezeblock2003-01-14 01:23:18
  Just about everything... by Khaar2003-01-14 01:11:19
  Word like through, though, thought, tough. by nibbler2003-01-14 00:58:16
  :-D (n/t) by glenalec2003-01-14 00:24:12
  sound alike words and words with multiple by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Well, thankfully you haven't got fluent aphasia. by Tomo2003-01-14 05:38:19
      I've become more aware because by Arienadean2003-01-14 09:05:03
  wieght and wierd by mcnutcase2003-01-14 00:18:50
    "Weird" is weird indeed. by Beorn2006-11-19 12:55:59
      OUCH! by mcnutcase2003-01-14 07:40:33
    weight and weird <nt> by CrazySteve2003-01-14 00:41:17
      width and height are also likely to be mixed up by Klymer2003-01-14 00:47:07
        Whoever thought of that word width anyway? by nibbler2003-01-14 00:54:35
          yes - when leraning this your teacher needs by Klymer2003-01-14 01:12:05
            oh - another word to be misspelled... leran :) (n/t) by Klymer2003-01-14 01:12:29
  short words, mostly by cybergeek2003-01-14 00:09:52
  The keyboard is too small, or my finger by ideur2003-01-14 00:05:46
    old IRC proverb... by count_02003-01-14 00:36:15
      Only if you have a keyboard newer than by ideur2003-01-14 04:46:53
  well I can't well spell it right by CrazySteve2003-01-14 00:05:06
  "from" by aix tom2003-01-14 00:03:33
    me too! (n/t) by lord_dolphin2003-01-14 02:39:41
  That whole i before e except after c thing. by Kickstart2003-01-14 00:02:52
    Having to use "yeild"... by treehugger2003-01-14 04:09:18
      I-before-e-except-after-c-except-when-it's-not. by Tomo2003-01-14 05:34:05
        I recognise it as wrong.. by treehugger2003-01-14 05:44:28
          Do you mean hiccough, perchance? by Naruki2003-01-14 07:53:47
            Ketchup is a perfectly acceptable word. by Tomo2003-01-14 07:59:07
              Did I say it wasn't? by Naruki2003-01-14 08:01:11
                Oh! I've never seen catsup in that context. by Tomo2003-01-14 08:03:16
    Agreed! by frmky2003-01-14 01:27:41
      Remember that some might look ok... by frmky2003-01-14 09:06:01
      There is a sub rule to that. by stargirl2003-01-14 08:41:53
      *clap clap clap*......well done! (n/t) by Zandermann2003-01-14 04:13:32
  retrun... (n/t) by Klymer2003-01-14 00:02:23
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ICan'tWait! by daemon_poet2003-01-14 20:04:07
  I guess I wasn't a big enough by Nea2003-01-14 00:01:29
    Hehehe... by Kickstart2003-01-14 00:03:33

 

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