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Cartoon for Dec 04, 2002
Strip for Dec 04, 2002
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Three's Company, then sleep by LooseChanj2002-12-04 23:51:24
  nick at night? by LunarRainn2002-12-05 00:26:50
What? No latecomers? by SaleGamine2002-12-04 23:39:45
  nope, no latecomers' by CrazySteve2002-12-04 23:44:14
    Oooh, I claimed another victim by BoredomFairy2002-12-04 23:48:33
      ow by CrazySteve2002-12-04 23:50:10
        Well at least she is keeping you busy by SaleGamine2002-12-04 23:53:11
          *tackles you* by Ubergeek22002-12-04 23:53:50
            Hello :) by SaleGamine2002-12-04 23:55:28
              my cars still in the shop the POS and.. by Ubergeek22002-12-04 23:56:09
                I'm fine. by SaleGamine2002-12-05 00:00:14
    That sounds bad by SaleGamine2002-12-04 23:46:02
      well, unemployed by CrazySteve2002-12-04 23:47:57
        *Comforts* by SaleGamine2002-12-04 23:52:05
          I've given up by CrazySteve2002-12-04 23:53:46
            Sorry, I really can't help you there by SaleGamine2002-12-04 23:59:05
  *giggle* I'm here. by zona2002-12-04 23:41:49
    Thank you. by SaleGamine2002-12-04 23:42:45
      Eh..sort of. by zona2002-12-04 23:43:53
        *comiserates* by SaleGamine2002-12-04 23:45:10
Firewall firecrackers by imperito2002-12-04 22:52:15
  Turn the logging back on, then digest. by inittab2002-12-05 06:44:03
Knoppix rocks by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
  No changes.... by genocide782002-12-04 23:32:08
    Well, she has a point... by ToLazyToThink2002-12-04 23:42:19
      Yes it certainly would by SaleGamine2002-12-04 23:43:45
        I think she'll be done on the 11th by ToLazyToThink2002-12-04 23:48:27
          Yes, I know... by SaleGamine2002-12-04 23:54:58
  what the?! by sketcher2002-12-04 22:02:19
So, I'm totally addicted to another web comic by Dazed2006-11-19 12:55:59
Anyone want a modem? by Dok2002-12-04 20:42:26
  Or a 19" monitor? (fixed sync) by dunham2002-12-04 21:34:42
    cannon fodder <nt> by CrazySteve2002-12-04 21:43:40
      Hmm... by tms17912002-12-04 21:48:13
        nope by sketcher2002-12-04 22:00:37
          ahh, but you got to see by leibold2002-12-04 23:55:15
  2400 baud? wow. by CrazySteve2002-12-04 21:17:34
    Io have a 286 with 2400 baud... by DireEyez2002-12-04 21:52:05
  whoa by DaNutBall2002-12-04 20:49:14
Q. for LOTR fans by harimad-sol2002-12-04 20:20:25
  Not admiration... by gak2002-12-05 00:10:22
  US citizen... by sumbusch2002-12-04 20:56:21
    tom and the barrow wight by sketcher2002-12-04 21:22:17
      I'll see them.... by sumbusch2002-12-04 21:40:43
        Actually .. by gak2002-12-04 23:55:21
        I can udnerstand cutting Tom.. by DireEyez2002-12-04 21:50:24
          think about it.. by Ubergeek22002-12-04 22:04:35
            i dont see why she needed to be in it by sketcher2002-12-04 22:13:22
              Considering it was filmed in one shot... by DireEyez2002-12-04 22:30:40
          Glorfindel rocks!! (n/t) by sumbusch2002-12-04 22:00:54
  Was talking about Boromir just last night. by Dok2002-12-04 20:38:40
im almost speechless by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
  know fear by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
    If I knew what that was....I might. by DireEyez2002-12-04 22:00:44
      i have no clue either by sketcher2002-12-04 22:04:14
        Looked part Squid or Octi... by DireEyez2002-12-04 22:28:30
          *facepalm* by Sehmket2002-12-04 22:57:37
            odd looking by CrazySteve2002-12-04 23:11:55
  *!GASP!* by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *!GASP!* by Nickface2002-12-04 20:43:04
      si! by sketcher2002-12-04 20:46:30
        one of the many good moments. (n/t) by Nickface2002-12-04 20:56:13
    Sketcher, it's YOU! by borg3892002-12-04 20:18:20
      you arent the first by sketcher2002-12-04 20:21:50
        I gotta see that movie again. by borg3892002-12-04 20:23:00
          i'll say it by sketcher2002-12-04 20:27:59
            Never got around to seeing that yet. by borg3892002-12-04 20:31:23
              no- screw the other movies, screw sleep by sketcher2002-12-04 20:32:14
    Me Want me want me want me want me want me want me by Dok2002-12-04 20:08:35
      AND IT GETS BETTER! by sketcher2002-12-04 20:13:27
Bonzi?? FUI I say! by Dok2006-11-19 12:55:59
  More discussion by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ha! I finally beat someone to the punch. by borg3892002-12-04 20:20:32
      First, people think... by Nea2002-12-04 20:26:21
        Ah, so you admit it! by borg3892002-12-04 20:27:33
  Heh. I hope they get some huge punitive damage. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-12-04 19:55:49
Heh. by Llyr2002-12-04 19:52:31
  So what happened to yesterday's cartoons? (n/t) by borg3892002-12-04 20:21:20
    everybody died by sketcher2002-12-04 21:10:16
SOUTH PARK is about to start! by borg3892002-12-04 18:53:58
  that last laugh was so great that it hurt by sketcher2002-12-04 19:38:27
  Not too bad by donldson2002-12-04 19:31:19
    yeah, like towlie by sketcher2002-12-04 19:40:27
      Just got done watching it. by borg3892002-12-04 20:16:11
        "I tol' you woman not ta give him three fiffy!" by DaNutBall2002-12-04 20:25:02
          I didn't mind it TOO much the by borg3892002-12-04 20:29:41
            No kidding by DaNutBall2002-12-04 20:36:46
        god, it was so great by sketcher2002-12-04 20:24:52
  I rarely miss it by ToLazyToThink2002-12-04 18:55:41
argh! not cool! by sketcher2002-12-04 18:45:10
UserFriendly Gadget User Group (UFGUG) by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, I like my Garmin Etrex Vista. by adiplomat2002-12-04 23:06:44
  Do you already have a Palm PDA? by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Telephone by desertrat662002-12-04 19:33:46
  hmmm... by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
    somebody get MAD magazine on their ass.. by Ubergeek22002-12-04 19:21:19
      hmm I think that only works by Arienadean2002-12-04 19:28:25
  Cheap binoculars and a global map by borg3892002-12-04 18:43:57
    That sounds more fun than using GPS by DireEyez2002-12-04 20:00:07
everytime the squid appears I wonder by Gary_72002-12-04 18:28:09
  To pronounce it correctly by Dok2002-12-04 19:56:20
  The story 'The Call of Cthulhu' by H.P.Lovecraft.. by DireEyez2002-12-04 18:31:53
    Just look in... by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I coulda linked to it for him... by DireEyez2002-12-04 19:55:06
        Oh baby... link it. (n/t) by Nea2002-12-04 20:00:28
          See? ;> by DireEyez2002-12-04 20:01:15
  dont try to pronounce it by sketcher2002-12-04 18:29:57
    and other nasty things. (n/t) by Llyr2002-12-04 18:30:21
Medal of Honor update by borg3892002-12-04 18:21:14
  Geek. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-12-04 18:22:03
    :P I don't know if I should feel complimented by borg3892002-12-04 18:22:43
      I just beat that game by ToLoN272002-12-05 06:24:23
      Both :) by Freakazoid2002-12-04 18:29:15
      Either or :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-12-04 18:27:43
CSOTD by Gary_72002-12-04 17:46:10
  my fav xmass song?(enclosed) whats yours by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
  less bing, more david! (n/t) by sketcher2002-12-04 18:02:21
    David.... by Gary_72002-12-04 18:50:04
      Bowie by watsondog2002-12-04 20:04:10
        That was Little Drummer Boy by Nea2002-12-04 20:06:52
          Mebbe VH-1 will play it this month... by DireEyez2002-12-04 20:17:30
      i think he means crosby by sketcher2002-12-04 18:51:00
        I think He is You. You should know. by DireEyez2002-12-04 19:54:09
    I'll pass. by DireEyez2002-12-04 18:04:12
  Ahh, Bing. *dreamy sigh* by Nea2002-12-04 17:56:54
    i'm sure he's one that will be with us for a by DireEyez2002-12-04 18:01:10
JOB---- AS/400 by badassitgod2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I started learning RPG/400 years ago... by DireEyez2002-12-04 17:45:31
Author wins rights to domain name by Funky_Monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  that's stupid... by Ubergeek22002-12-04 17:47:46
    in past they sued because people got by Arienadean2002-12-04 18:08:37
    Have you tried the web site? by DireEyez2002-12-04 17:59:18
      just because it's stupid doesn't mean it should be by Ubergeek22002-12-04 18:07:07
        So using someone else's name for a website... by DireEyez2002-12-04 18:10:05
          why the hell not? by Ubergeek22002-12-04 18:20:02
            At least then it would be about him... by DireEyez2002-12-04 18:25:12
            Probably. by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 18:23:59
              It could also be slander. by borg3892002-12-04 18:28:09
                Was this an American city? by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 18:35:07
                  Yes, it was american. by borg3892002-12-04 18:45:06
                    I think I recall hearinga story along those lines by DireEyez2002-12-04 19:53:30
      Was just gonna post the same thing. by Dok2002-12-04 18:00:03
        bobsmith.com? by DireEyez2002-12-04 18:03:43
          A -real- domain name fight... by TZ8772002-12-04 18:09:26
            However, they lose $20 if nobody buys it. (n/t) by saxguy022002-12-04 21:20:01
              Hrmm. Looks like its well on its way. by GeminiDomino22002-12-04 22:48:03
          yeah.. Bobsmith.com (n/t) by Dok2002-12-04 18:06:06
            heh- bob smith by sketcher2002-12-04 18:47:27
  Happened to our prime minister too by IByte2002-12-04 17:41:31
Okay, that's enough by Llyr2002-12-04 17:31:18
  I had the same problem. by Funky_Monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Eeexcellent. Thanks. by Llyr2002-12-04 17:40:05
  Disable the Messenger Service by MikeCDN2002-12-04 17:33:43
    Aaand how does one disable it? (n/t) by Llyr2002-12-04 17:38:44
      Never mind, found it (n/t) by Llyr2002-12-04 17:40:16
How do they get a job... by Dok2002-12-04 17:06:33
  but idiots can be fun, too by sketcher2002-12-04 17:19:08
    Oh the look on her face must've been priceless... by DireEyez2002-12-04 17:48:47
      i know- by sketcher2002-12-04 17:52:24
        On of those small ones you can fit in your pocket. by DireEyez2002-12-04 17:53:02
          im getting a SCOTTeVEST by sketcher2002-12-04 17:58:36
            Not bad...20Gig of MP3s or the like by DireEyez2002-12-04 18:00:07
              well, its a friggin portable hdd by sketcher2002-12-04 18:04:20
                Hmm...I had bought a case for under $100 by DireEyez2002-12-04 18:11:46
                  nooooo by sketcher2002-12-04 18:16:43
                    That's kinda what I figured ;> by DireEyez2002-12-04 18:17:56
                      i really want to work for a consumer electronics by sketcher2002-12-04 18:21:04
                        You should work on that... by DireEyez2002-12-04 18:27:02
                          ugh, repulsive magazine! by sketcher2002-12-04 18:35:07
                            Yeah it definitely has some of that... by DireEyez2002-12-04 18:41:16
                            can you tell... by sketcher2002-12-04 18:37:04
                              "You shouldn't use those words!" by saxguy022002-12-04 20:33:53
  oh God... you're kidding right? by DaNutBall2002-12-04 17:13:10
    Not kidding. by Dok2002-12-04 17:26:16
      maybe keep a small taser handy? by sketcher2002-12-04 17:29:02
        Well, I do have... by Dok2002-12-04 17:31:36
          use evil for education by sketcher2002-12-04 17:34:48
wha? survey??? by DaNutBall2002-12-04 17:02:58
  I think you get Illiad's everlasting by DragonLady2002-12-04 21:32:26
    awwwwwww you mean it won't last? by DaNutBall2002-12-04 21:57:32
  me too! I want to be the coconut tree! :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-12-04 18:21:42
Continuing Car Saga... by Ubergeek22002-12-04 16:59:51
  you just need a new spark plug by sketcher2002-12-04 17:23:36
    actually mechanics tend now to fsck.. by Ubergeek22002-12-04 17:43:04
      carry a shotgun for just in case by sketcher2002-12-04 17:50:04
TTGTBT by mcnutcase2002-12-04 16:41:07
  Me too... by dire_lobo2002-12-04 16:56:01
Another Newbie Question by Pandilex2002-12-04 16:19:20
  ok this is for extream newbies by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, one suggestion is don't use debian by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ok, some sites you might want to try... by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
Newbie question by Pandilex2002-12-04 16:03:12
  No diary? by imrambi2002-12-04 16:11:48
  See the faq by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Couldn't find it by Pandilex2002-12-04 16:08:59
      it's not on acronym finder either by taIon2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Here it is... by krupa2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Quick tip by Funky_Monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ya know, it's not very easy to find that... by krupa2002-12-04 16:08:50
      My answer to this should be in the FAQ... by Nea2002-12-04 17:09:52
        I don't normally read... by krupa2002-12-04 20:17:15
          S'ok by Nea2002-12-04 20:22:50
  Four Year Old Sister by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 16:05:34
    Btw, it's Fourteen, not Four (n/t) by Freakazoid2002-12-04 16:06:32
      Well, it doesnt hurt to be cautious (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 16:09:50
        LOL. In that case... by borg3892002-12-04 18:08:34
          Nah, Klingon sounds angrier. (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 18:49:19
LOL: for real by mikosullivan2002-12-04 16:02:48
  I do. by Sehmket2002-12-04 21:54:51
  I rarely laugh by clodia2002-12-04 19:32:45
  most times but not all by Arienadean2002-12-04 18:39:08
  Hehehe by Buffy_Fett2002-12-04 18:19:58
  my laugh policy by sketcher2002-12-04 17:27:40
  Sometimes by mortaine2002-12-04 16:54:56
  That's why I never post ROFLetc... by DireEyez2002-12-04 16:41:51
    I did once by mikosullivan2002-12-04 16:44:16
  Maybe I should use CQTS by taIon2002-12-04 16:29:34
  Uh oh, busted. by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 16:07:05
    True, and furthermore... by mikosullivan2002-12-04 16:11:16
Sound card advice... by Dok2002-12-04 15:35:34
  Hercules 7.1 Sound by SqueakyFoo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Cheaper Too by SqueakyFoo2002-12-04 17:25:22
      Might be cheaper, but it's alot less supported by Freakazoid2002-12-04 17:56:06
        Supports: by SqueakyFoo2002-12-04 19:01:16
          But does it support 96-bit recording/playing? by Freakazoid2002-12-04 19:09:03
  He needs a Mac by flatlander2002-12-04 17:15:58
  This is the system I'm suggesting for him. by Dok2002-12-04 17:08:19
    Looks good, except a couple things by Freakazoid2002-12-04 17:53:52
      Yeah but, by Dok2002-12-04 18:09:52
        He's been Brainwashed then by Freakazoid2002-12-04 18:16:29
  Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em by mikosullivan2002-12-04 16:01:00
    Know when to walk away, know when to run by mcnutcase2002-12-04 16:11:06
  sb audigy or by joshuarat2002-12-04 15:52:28
    Make that Audigy 2 now by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
      good point...forgot about the 2 (n/t) by joshuarat2002-12-04 16:52:56
Now that's a path a unix geek will like: by myke2002-12-04 15:13:22
  C:\WINDOWS\TEMP\_ISTMP1.DIR\_ISTMP0.DIR by LionsPhil2002-12-04 15:20:26
    Worst paths ever... by TZ8772002-12-04 18:15:38
      I have numerous recursive Old directories... by DireEyez2002-12-04 18:29:27
        I made a few stupid mistakes... by myke2002-12-04 19:20:48
      Gads, sounds like rm -rf time by Freakazoid2002-12-04 18:19:15
    gotta love CLSIDs eh? by myke2002-12-04 15:21:37
      Well, it's not just that. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 15:26:33
Seen on a Computer Store Delivery Truck: by shaddai2002-12-04 14:41:23
  Bummer if that's what you ordered by IByte2002-12-04 15:53:16
Where's Naruki? by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:33:14
  No but your not the only one feelin the loss (n/t) by ToLoN272002-12-04 14:34:50
    I have many larts... by sumbusch2002-12-04 21:04:17
Just twigged onto http:dmoz.org... by BuggedEyes2002-12-04 14:31:13
  Most of the ones I've seen... by Bellator2002-12-04 14:49:22
  twigged by username2002-12-04 14:43:00
    twig, v: by mcnutcase2002-12-04 14:44:32
      Heard it used in the fashion by borg3892002-12-04 18:13:01
        hmm well it can also mean thin by Arienadean2002-12-04 18:41:41
          Never heard of the "toy" version. by borg3892002-12-04 18:53:06
            never heard of it used to mean "clued in" by Arienadean2002-12-04 19:08:50
              Pimp? by borg3892002-12-04 20:26:06
      well what it means here is by Arienadean2002-12-04 15:24:21
        Blimey! I'm not Googling for THAT at Uni. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 15:27:52
          I wouldn't worry... by Buffy_Fett2002-12-04 19:10:32
            try the following by Arienadean2002-12-04 19:42:32
              Oh I found it by Buffy_Fett2002-12-04 20:07:45
                no not tried it by Arienadean2002-12-04 20:11:07
                  they do. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-12-04 23:20:53
          LOL smart move :) (n/t) by Arienadean2002-12-04 15:36:13
Wow I have PHB only she's a woman by ToLoN272002-12-04 14:24:07
okey tax problem by ozanbaba2002-12-04 14:07:09
  We call that a pleasure tax by crash_2002-12-04 14:09:49
    hmm we have two taxes here by Arienadean2002-12-04 14:20:42
      oi -- liberal BC indeed! (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-12-04 14:21:45
        they are talking about making a legal redlight by Arienadean2002-12-04 14:23:14
    but by ozanbaba2002-12-04 14:16:10
woo, going to my second interview in an hour! by Famanoran2002-12-04 13:30:02
  Wooo! by Famanoran2002-12-04 16:54:29
  Good luck (n/t) by Bellator2002-12-04 14:04:26
  Good luck (n/t) by genocide782002-12-04 14:02:50
  goodluck by Arienadean2002-12-04 14:01:45
    heh yeah... by Famanoran2002-12-04 14:18:11
  Good luck!!! (n/t) by joshuarat2002-12-04 13:57:15
  *Crosses fingers* by SaleGamine2002-12-04 13:38:11
    danke :) (n/t) by Famanoran2002-12-04 14:18:29
  Congrats (n/t) by Reddy2002-12-04 13:35:04
Do geeks look younger than they are? by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
  i've been told i look much older... by Ubergeek22002-12-04 17:19:38
    Well, I've never... by vyrus2002-12-04 21:02:04
  I've been told I look much older. by Nickface2002-12-04 16:55:55
  it happens to me on a weekly basis by Gary_72002-12-04 16:19:29
  and I think you look twenties to thirties! (n/t) by clodia2002-12-04 15:45:47
  I'm eighteen by clodia2002-12-04 15:45:00
  You look good by flatlander2002-12-04 14:31:21
  Nah, you're just gorgeous (n/t) by mikosullivan2002-12-04 14:05:19
    :) by Arienadean2002-12-04 14:13:00
      Is that anICBMbeing launched from Chromatix's Uni? (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:15:13
        no we're poly and he's very mellow/easy going by Arienadean2002-12-04 14:25:53
      ack typo... ment "cool" by Arienadean2002-12-04 14:14:04
        Oh darn. by borg3892002-12-04 18:24:35
          well like anyone I do by Arienadean2002-12-04 18:47:51
  Well, one coworker thought Starflower was my neice by mikosullivan2002-12-04 14:04:49
  When I was younger by desertrat662002-12-04 14:02:35
    hehehehe on the child rates by Arienadean2002-12-04 14:16:52
      Also by desertrat662002-12-04 14:28:10
        Well I've seen 3 pics of people that look by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ok, given that this is the pic thread's evil spawn by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Is it just me by Sieldan2002-12-04 15:17:05
      Oh, sorry, wrong image. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        *chuckles* by Sieldan2002-12-04 15:25:56
          Not if you help. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 15:29:28
            Who said anything about helping? by Sieldan2002-12-04 15:35:27
    well, having seen your real pic... by mcnutcase2002-12-04 14:18:42
      Hmm...seems I *do* look older. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:23:22
        I'm lucky with my hair colour by Arienadean2002-12-04 14:43:10
          Forever Knight? (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:43:59
            clicky by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Hmm...have to say I don't see the similarity. =/ (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 15:23:46
                general face shape and stuff by Arienadean2002-12-04 15:25:34
                  Well, I must do some more work. *sigh* =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 15:30:08
    Hmm... something like... by Bellator2002-12-04 14:00:58
      Who read my diary and used basic maths then? ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:04:58
        Not me. by Bellator2002-12-04 14:07:48
          It's the postmodernism, isn't it? by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:11:10
            Here, you can borrow my jacket... by Bellator2002-12-04 14:15:25
              Oh no, they got me once before with that, by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:17:56
                Damn by Bellator2002-12-04 14:29:25
                  Hey, no forking history! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:30:59
                    What? by Bellator2002-12-04 14:32:24
                      You'll never break me, ya hear? Never! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:36:58
                        Probably nothing. by Bellator2002-12-04 14:39:06
                          Wait...YOU'RE A NEWT TOO! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:40:19
                            she can't me by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            Oh not again. by Bellator2002-12-04 14:44:07
                              I wonder if she does felines? (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:46:30
                                Yeah, exactly... by Bellator2002-12-04 14:50:18
                                Point. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:54:51
                See this? by Bellator2002-12-04 14:21:23
                  You can't trick me! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:22:08
                    Hmm by Reddy2002-12-04 14:25:21
                      Nice and stylish black. by Bellator2002-12-04 14:35:41
                      No! It only LOOKS black! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:29:54
                        I was thinking by Reddy2002-12-04 14:36:28
                          No, I don't really DireEyez to become suggestive. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:39:26
                            Hey - He ask for a black leather jacket by Reddy2002-12-04 14:41:19
    having seen the real one I'd say mid 20's (n/t) by Arienadean2002-12-04 14:00:30
      Hmm...guess I look OLDER than I am then =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:04:26
  actually by ozanbaba2002-12-04 13:57:05
  seems most here are saying by Reddy2002-12-04 13:48:33
  *shrug* by Sehmket2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I think you actually look early 20's (n/t) by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:58:58
    Well, I saw it. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:54:35
      Not too terrifying by ozymandias2002-12-04 16:08:29
      lol by Sehmket2002-12-04 14:03:20
    Try something aside from Geocities (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-12-04 13:51:02
      I have a cached copy by mcnutcase2002-12-04 13:52:37
        Go for it. by Sehmket2002-12-04 14:01:09
        Place it onto your webspace by DaNutBall2002-12-04 13:59:49
          it's uploading, slowly... (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-12-04 14:08:17
            Having trouble getting it up? (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:11:50
              it's up now by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
    page not available. (n/t) by borg3892002-12-04 13:49:34
  Guessing from that pic... by Bellator2002-12-04 13:32:59
    Me too by Spisefisken2002-12-04 13:44:20
  You're only young once, by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 13:32:51
    True enough! by dire_lobo2002-12-04 13:46:20
  well, my guess... by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
    This is a recent pic? by lemurtx2006-11-19 12:55:59
      taken 32 days ago, that pic by mcnutcase2002-12-04 13:40:59
        last time i was carded was by lemurtx2002-12-04 13:44:43
          I thought 35 at most :) (n/t) by Reddy2002-12-04 13:46:41
            i'll take that! :-) (n/t) by lemurtx2002-12-04 13:48:43
    30s/40s -- hard to tell. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:33:31
      got a while to wait before that stage... (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-12-04 13:36:31
    Actually... by cartamusica2002-12-04 13:33:21
    In your teens and early 20's at most (n/t) by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:32:59
      not bad by mcnutcase2002-12-04 13:35:55
        I'ts the shape of your face and also by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:39:45
          well, that one could be misleading... by mcnutcase2002-12-04 13:44:47
  "I was so much older then." by kahuana2002-12-04 13:21:17
  I look a lot younger than I am. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-12-04 13:12:44
    Is that possible? by nin_man2002-12-04 13:18:20
      ...don't known y'were born! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:19:50
  Late twenties/early thirties. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:12:37
  I got carded by Reddy2002-12-04 13:10:58
    I still get carded... by krupa2002-12-04 13:12:37
      actually I've known some guys that did that by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:15:05
        If I shave by rockitanski2002-12-04 13:24:26
        Oh, I'm not after the older look... by krupa2002-12-04 13:19:38
          Going with the goatee? by Nea2002-12-04 14:05:52
            nope... by krupa2002-12-04 14:22:33
              do they make your face warm too? by Arienadean2002-12-04 15:06:02
                I imagine so... by krupa2002-12-04 15:14:39
                  It does keep the wind out... by DireEyez2002-12-04 18:05:49
              Makes sense by Nea2002-12-04 14:28:27
                well, not flat on your face... by krupa2002-12-04 14:31:16
                  I have an idea, by Nea2002-12-04 14:37:12
                    Please don't... by krupa2002-12-04 14:47:01
                      Heh by Nea2002-12-04 14:52:05
                        Thanks... by krupa2002-12-04 14:53:26
                    You're a weird adult, too. ;) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:38:12
            Goatees? by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Yea, why do by Reddy2002-12-04 13:17:32
          no facial hair makes you look younger by DaNutBall2002-12-04 13:24:12
            that and it fills out the face by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:30:39
          it's psychological... by krupa2002-12-04 13:22:00
            People also think i am older for how tall I am by ToLoN272002-12-04 14:18:14
              I can see that... by krupa2002-12-04 14:23:26
                only I don't way much........ by ToLoN272002-12-04 14:25:56
                  Do you find being that tall problematic? by Arienadean2002-12-04 15:03:50
                    i'm 6'3" and i wear size 13-15 in shoes. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-12-04 23:38:22
                  ok, that's really skinny.... by krupa2002-12-04 14:28:35
                    I'm not active and I eat a ton by ToLoN272002-12-04 14:31:35
                  *weigh (n/t) by ToLoN272002-12-04 14:27:08
          Breads? by cartamusica2002-12-04 13:18:56
            lol, spelling is still by Reddy2002-12-04 13:20:01
  The blinding ball in the big blue room... by borg3892002-12-04 13:09:13
  i've been told by lemurtx2002-12-04 13:08:11
    naw it's the preservatives from all the pizza by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:11:22
      yup, that 'splains it! ;-) (n/t) by lemurtx2002-12-04 13:13:13
  People get confused by my age... by krupa2002-12-04 13:03:07
    Well when I was younger by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:08:03
      I can say without a doubt... by krupa2002-12-04 13:17:43
      I live to be carded!! by lemurtx2002-12-04 13:09:45
  I'd have said... by cartamusica2006-11-19 12:55:59
    33 (n/t) by ToLoN272002-12-04 14:37:23
    early to mid 30's. :) (n/t) by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:10:33
    30 by migiizis2002-12-04 13:02:31
      Oops... just remembered... by cartamusica2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I'm older than you by Reddy2002-12-04 13:19:06
          So where's YOUR pic? (n/t) by cartamusica2002-12-04 13:36:03
            Can't have on work computer by Reddy2002-12-04 13:40:59
              *smacks forehead* by cartamusica2002-12-04 13:52:08
              ahh because you could stick one on a floppy by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:46:20
                I have one on floppy by Reddy2002-12-04 13:50:49
                  too bad... by krupa2002-12-04 13:52:38
                    or of course... by mcnutcase2002-12-04 13:56:54
                      I cant have on this computer :P by Reddy2002-12-04 14:01:17
                        if you'd like... by mcnutcase2002-12-04 14:16:24
                          OK by Reddy2002-12-04 14:34:06
                            and once again... by mcnutcase2002-12-04 14:35:34
                              Hmm by Reddy2002-12-04 14:52:14
                                Bye by Reddy2002-12-04 15:03:06
                                finally up! by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I'm older than you both by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:23:07
            I'm older than you, Arienadean. by borg3892002-12-04 13:27:21
              There are UFies in their 50s by DeskTop_Ron2002-12-05 01:03:12
              I think people from some places also by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:38:23
                Am i the youngest here???? by ToLoN272002-12-04 14:43:00
                  There are a few younger than that by Arienadean2002-12-04 14:58:03
                  I'm nini-nini-nini-ninineteen. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:44:39
                    Good at leas tone more my age. by ToLoN272002-12-04 14:45:55
                      Actually there are quite a few (n/t) by Nea2002-12-04 14:54:17
                        I'm 17.... by vyrus2002-12-04 17:50:24
                          18 here...been around UF since i was 15 tho... (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-12-04 23:31:48
            There "are" by dire_lobo2002-12-04 13:27:06
            You're still not that old... by cartamusica2002-12-04 13:26:49
              LOL (n/t) by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:36:38
  No you're not by Spisefisken2002-12-04 13:00:22
    the youngest I've been confused for and this is by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:14:01
      There's a woman at work by borg3892002-12-04 13:21:47
        older women... by sumbusch2002-12-04 21:48:44
  you look younger that you are (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-12-04 12:59:25
  oh and partly why I ask too is by Arienadean2002-12-04 12:58:32
what's your favorite linux command? by ozanbaba2002-12-04 12:53:33
  rm, of course ;D by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:54:03
    Wouldn't that be alias? by pjt332002-12-04 16:50:03
    yeah by ozanbaba2002-12-04 15:26:47
  A multiplicity of commands, in UNIX PROSE by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  <Deleted><Deleted>2002-12-04 13:08:48
    Genius. =D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:52:24
    Moderated: not FYOS safe by Nea2002-12-04 14:23:17
      you know the scary thing though by Arienadean2002-12-04 14:46:15
        Yup. All of them are valid Linux commands (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-12-04 17:50:50
          To BSD people... by Arienadean2002-12-04 19:11:55
    now everyone knows our sense of humour on the irc by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:43:26
    Hey, waitaminute... by cartamusica2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I have come back from the dead by DaNutBall2002-12-04 13:29:59
    That. Was. Great. by shaddai2002-12-04 13:13:15
      OMG!!! by cartamusica2002-12-04 13:15:31
        Yeah by shaddai2002-12-04 13:15:53
  slay (n/t) by myke2002-12-04 13:00:31
    wait - that's QNX, by myke2002-12-04 13:00:50
      i accept ONX cos it's very great system i tried (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-12-04 13:55:49
I cleaned out my keyboard by ahecht2002-12-04 12:44:39
  How? (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-12-04 12:53:50
    method: by ahecht2002-12-04 19:06:16
    He poured coffee into it by borg3892002-12-04 13:11:17
The Transistor Layout Poem by SpikeSpiegal2002-12-04 12:43:39
Scinece Wars? by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hmm why not there have been by Arienadean2002-12-04 12:43:22
    Seems like by hyzenthlay2002-12-04 12:48:16
      What about third parties though? by BuggedEyes2002-12-04 14:30:10
        Wait for what? by Arcanum2002-12-04 20:29:26
        for me I think by Arienadean2002-12-04 14:47:16
      yes you'd think they'd work together by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:00:03
Q: by sketcher2002-12-04 12:02:00
  found an answer by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Skin. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 14:58:14
  I think it's the carpets. by kahuana2002-12-04 12:51:53
    no carpets here by Arienadean2002-12-04 13:56:31
  It's the case construction. by huitzilopochtli2002-12-04 12:14:41
    my old one still got dusty just not as bad by Arienadean2002-12-04 12:27:22
    these are about 5 or 6 years old by sketcher2002-12-04 12:17:50
  static electric (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-12-04 12:11:37
    yes it has to partially do with by Arienadean2002-12-04 12:25:04
      my box in box :) so that by ozanbaba2002-12-04 12:40:17
  Interesting.. by Ammon882002-12-04 12:05:35
    well, i dont clean mine, and have no problems by sketcher2002-12-04 12:11:17
      Yeah, by Ammon882002-12-04 12:23:14
        yeah, i guess by sketcher2002-12-04 12:28:11
          Dust bunnies.. by Ammon882002-12-04 16:03:09
It's official, My Opera 6 is dead by MikeCDN2002-12-04 11:49:58
  Also worth noting... by Ravenlock2002-12-04 17:54:35
  WORKS :) by MikeCDN2002-12-04 16:16:41
    How strange... by vyrus2002-12-04 21:18:58
    or not by MikeCDN2002-12-04 16:28:07
  Incidentally, Opera 7 beta 1 version 2 is out. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 15:44:51
    It is? Wasn't a few hours ago by MikeCDN2002-12-04 15:48:49
  Ooh found info, it's the banners fault by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ooh! Spot the geeks at Opera! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 15:33:08
    So I can buy it to fix the problem? by Nea2002-12-04 15:30:23
  Hmm by Tran2002-12-04 13:36:15
    SAME!!! by MikeCDN2002-12-04 14:40:54
  Shes Gone by MikeCDN2002-12-04 13:08:54
    As I said... by Nea2002-12-04 14:33:45
      Well by MikeCDN2002-12-04 14:49:42
    !!! =( {{{MikeCDN}}} by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:16:48
  =/ (!) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:02:54
  So the fat lady has finally sung? (n/t) by kahuana2002-12-04 12:43:13
  Sorry to hear (n/t) by Ammon882002-12-04 11:59:46
  it musta been fooling around by dire_lobo2002-12-04 11:58:31
  I had that same problem last week by Nea2002-12-04 11:57:03
    I have 7 but... by MikeCDN2002-12-04 12:04:05
      It's too bright(colour wise)even in default by Arienadean2002-12-04 12:23:20
        There is HOPE! by Funky_Monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
          wow those are alot better than the defaults by Arienadean2002-12-04 19:13:42
          and if you look under "Operating System" by mcnutcase2002-12-04 16:35:55
      Good luck by Nea2002-12-04 12:20:19
Sparcy... by myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Here at work... by rockitanski2002-12-04 13:13:39
  <n\ti> by whitemalkin2002-12-04 12:26:16
    but... by myke2002-12-04 12:30:42
    <n\ti> by whitemalkin2002-12-04 12:29:38
      but it's not a portal! by myke2002-12-04 12:31:10
        right, reread initial post, how about : by whitemalkin2002-12-04 12:37:32
          well by myke2002-12-04 12:40:45
            <n\ti> by whitemalkin2002-12-04 12:43:22
              TROLL! by myke2002-12-04 12:44:05
                heh? (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-12-04 12:50:06
                  Ohhhhh by whitemalkin2002-12-04 12:51:19
                    oh by myke2002-12-04 12:52:37
                      if you want you can download by whitemalkin2002-12-04 13:01:04
                        but I don't want to. by myke2002-12-04 13:02:20
                          O.k. so never mind (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-12-04 13:06:01
  Arachne, perfect for a webserver by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
    hmmm by myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
      No, she's a virgin who keeps the Sun God in check. by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 13:31:35
  wormhole (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-12-04 11:57:25
    eh.... by myke2002-12-04 11:59:57
  penumbra by knightsofni2002-12-04 11:52:03
    I like that... by myke2002-12-04 11:54:15
      Ok, swap you by knightsofni2002-12-04 12:00:10
        Had an Alpha ... by myke2002-12-04 12:01:53
          This thing's nice... by knightsofni2002-12-04 12:05:13
            orbit by myke2002-12-04 12:12:38
              hehehe by knightsofni2002-12-04 12:25:35
                how about by myke2002-12-04 12:28:04
                  As in haemor-? by wheresthefish2002-12-04 15:06:58
                    LM?O!!! by myke2002-12-04 18:15:26
                  Steve by dire_lobo2002-12-04 12:51:54
                    I don't :-) by knightsofni2002-12-04 12:59:35
                    too close to my bro's name by myke2002-12-04 12:53:11
                      Oh. by dire_lobo2002-12-04 12:56:08
                        Why? by myke2002-12-04 12:56:39
                          Box is cool... by dire_lobo2002-12-04 13:07:05
                            but by myke2002-12-04 14:19:30
            how about starting to name them after mars craters (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-12-04 12:08:21
              err... by dire_lobo2002-12-04 12:54:00
                Don't mock by knightsofni2002-12-04 12:57:54
                  Wow. Generic. by i_am_pi2002-12-04 13:17:35
                  as you should... by myke2002-12-04 12:58:46
  How about by i_am_pi2002-12-04 11:43:24
    but... by myke2002-12-04 11:44:36
      I'm not very interesting either. by i_am_pi2002-12-04 12:05:25
        Agreed. by myke2002-12-04 12:08:37
  how about White Dwarf? by pecosdave2002-12-04 11:42:00
    <~8 chars please! by myke2002-12-04 11:43:37
      Sorry, to many acronyms in my head, by pecosdave2002-12-04 11:48:55
        TFB by myke2002-12-04 11:52:06
          Err... by dire_lobo2002-12-04 12:40:46
            I don't know. by myke2002-12-04 12:41:21
Transmeta curiousity by jdoverholt2002-12-04 11:34:40
  Hmm, I did take a look at them a while back. by taIon2002-12-04 12:31:56
  What makes it an ideal server CPU? by myke2002-12-04 12:21:57
    The lower heat by jdoverholt2002-12-04 14:18:15
      P3+ processors and heat by Arcanum2002-12-04 20:32:01
Yeah! Go mathematics! by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh No! I have uneven ends! by sazim2002-12-04 14:03:12
    It's a huge risk! by DaNutBall2002-12-04 18:13:43
  Oh, dammit... by cartamusica2002-12-04 13:07:30
    They're already working on that by DaNutBall2002-12-04 18:12:53
  hmmm actually I was showing by Arienadean2002-12-04 12:30:33
  Kinda makes the last month and a half by i_am_pi2002-12-04 11:29:30
Snow. by i_am_pi2002-12-04 11:14:39
Annoying Loud Computers by MikeCDN2002-12-04 11:09:54
  Charlie Cheapie solution: by le_jawa2002-12-04 11:51:06
  Unorthodox solution: by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 11:45:08
    Oh, another! by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 12:43:18
  take out the CD-ROM (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-12-04 11:22:57
    I do that by default... by IByte2002-12-04 16:24:09
  Tighten a screw? by borg3892002-12-04 11:15:16
    Nope by MikeCDN2002-12-04 11:21:17
      Blast the CPU fan with compressed "air". by kahuana2002-12-04 12:45:51
zip code listing by mikosullivan2002-12-04 10:52:19
  Not Shure if it's complete, but I've got one by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks dude! Just what I needed! by mikosullivan2002-12-04 13:30:14
      its not complete by fireballmatt2002-12-04 13:37:05
  Try: by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'm hurt, Nola, HURT by mikosullivan2002-12-04 11:13:21
      Yikes! Sorry. by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 11:19:09
        I wasn't *really* hurt by mikosullivan2002-12-04 13:30:52
          Did ya call those people? by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 13:35:20
      For free? by nin_man2002-12-04 11:16:41
My School is in need of Brain Transplant by Ammon882002-12-04 10:42:00
  Which school by jeditheduck2002-12-04 15:12:26
  OK that's just funny (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-12-04 10:57:35
  Only if village idiot brings his machine in. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 10:47:54
    Forget it! by Village Idiot2002-12-04 10:52:10
      I forgot UF had a village idiot. by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 11:09:08
        Hey now! by Village Idiot2002-12-04 11:16:11
          Time honoured this one a little too much. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 11:31:20
          you should be adding... by whitemalkin2002-12-04 11:18:27
            What about "narf" and "poit"? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2002-12-04 11:19:15
              that too (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-12-04 11:25:31
                How about... by Ammon882002-12-04 12:01:14
                  Are you pondering what I'm pondering? by YakkoWarner2002-12-04 12:11:15
    Yeah and i could tell you they're name (n/t) by Ammon882002-12-04 10:48:43
      So could I. It's not like he could attack us with by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 10:51:52
        <bored> good christ this sucks! </bored> by Ammon882002-12-04 11:55:56
It's snowing! by mikosullivan2002-12-04 10:35:27
  it's cold like snowing whether but it don2t (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-12-04 12:42:15
  I Don't by Ammon882002-12-04 10:51:35
  I miss the snow. by joshuarat2002-12-04 10:41:15
Anyone here a javascript regex guru? by JCOvergaar2002-12-04 10:34:18
  Try this by M_Cheevy2002-12-04 11:03:52
    Hmm... by JCOvergaar2002-12-04 11:28:07
  regular expression by wcb42002-12-04 10:59:32
    Thanks... by JCOvergaar2002-12-04 11:26:25
Another usless thread by Cpt.Jack2002-12-04 10:12:04
  The Perfect Website for this thread: by Buffy_Fett2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "Does she, or doesn't she?" by gaygeek2002-12-04 16:40:08
  He's Baaaackkk.. Super Mario Brothers 3 ... by Freakazoid2002-12-04 16:11:38
  *sings* Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick? by flatlander2002-12-04 14:40:14
    That reminds me of this one: by krupa2002-12-04 15:02:45
  Bud... Weis... Errrrrrrr... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2002-12-04 13:41:13
  YAHOO! Mountain Dew! by thewrongcrowd2002-12-04 13:39:40
  I'd like to teach the world to sing... by inittab2002-12-04 13:27:51
  How do you spell relief? by krupa2002-12-04 13:26:11
  Ok, someone's gotta help me out... by krupa2002-12-04 13:25:01
    Fill it to the rim, with Brim! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2002-12-04 13:39:55
  "Pop, pop. Fizz, fizz." by thewrongcrowd2002-12-04 13:23:40
    I think that's Plop Plop by DireEyez2002-12-04 13:56:56
      Yep, it is. Two neurons misfiring. :) (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2002-12-04 16:57:14
  Pepsi Cola Hits the Spot... by inittab2002-12-04 13:22:51
  Where's the beef? (Wendy's) by inittab2002-12-04 13:18:55
    I already got that one! :P by krupa2002-12-04 13:23:57
  Maxwell House Coffee: Good to the last Drop. by inittab2002-12-04 13:16:21
  Or the Sweedish Bikini team-selling Beer (I think) by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Let's not forget "Double Mint Twins" & Chewing Gum by inittab2002-12-04 13:02:54
  Timex, "Takes a licking and keeps on ticking" by inittab2002-12-04 13:01:25
  How about the "Sampsonite Gorrilla" by inittab2002-12-04 12:56:27
  You Can Trust Your Car to_a Man Who Wears the Star by inittab2002-12-04 12:53:21
  Mid-90s, but I haven't been around long enought to by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 11:50:05
  Food, Folks, & Fun. by YakkoWarner2002-12-04 10:35:35
  Rendered useful: CLUTTERSQUAD! by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
    "Ultrabrite gives your mouth sex appeal." by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 10:46:49
      I remember mom telling me about toothpaste jingles by BlurOfSerenity2002-12-04 11:14:19
      I saw at Wal-mart by Reddy2002-12-04 10:50:26
        Chewing on a tube of toothpaste? by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 10:53:44
          Oh any tube by Reddy2002-12-04 11:10:19
            he could be doing that without autism (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-12-04 11:27:32
              Teacher says by Reddy2002-12-04 11:41:08
            That explains it sufficiently for me. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 11:14:09
  Avoid the Noid!!!! (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-12-04 10:23:33
    wow... the noid... that was a looong time ago (n/t) by krupa2002-12-04 10:24:32
      I think your submission is older. by Naruki2002-12-04 10:35:55
        I have no idea... by krupa2002-12-04 10:39:51
  Where's the beef? (n/t) by krupa2002-12-04 10:22:48
  ummmm, who are you?? by gatorbytes2002-12-04 10:22:28
    looks others knew more about you than i did :-) (n (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-12-04 12:14:39
      and if I could type that would read... by gatorbytes2002-12-04 12:15:26
    hmmmm by Cpt.Jack2002-12-04 12:00:58
      Hellllllllllooooo sailllloooor (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-12-04 12:18:49
      Hey Sailor! Come here often? by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 12:03:24
        What's that big boy? by Cpt.Jack2002-12-04 12:08:38
    Captain Jack will get you hiiiiiigh tonight... (n/t) by JPaganel2002-12-04 10:29:50
      another Billy Joel fan! by sumbusch2002-12-04 21:52:47
    The bastard son of Captain Morgan and Jack Daniels by nin_man2002-12-04 10:28:08
  Duh by Cpt.Jack2002-12-04 10:18:18
This surprises me by imperito2002-12-04 09:46:05
  I've had that compiling Python by SMcV2002-12-04 10:57:05
    Not at all... by imperito2002-12-04 11:21:52
  It happens. by borg3892002-12-04 10:11:36
  Surprises by mmell2002-12-04 10:02:27
    I'll use solaris when someone gives me a 64bit box by imperito2002-12-04 10:07:53
Gawd my school is dumb by ToLoN272002-12-04 09:35:49
I'm enjoying my current computing assignments... by mcnutcase2002-12-04 09:34:43
Ok, ok, it's here... by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
  In lieu of a dirty answer, here's Jeff Minter's: by LionsPhil2002-12-04 12:56:10
  Gloss black. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 12:51:27
  Pink, like the colour in my by BlurOfSerenity2002-12-04 12:02:07
    underwear (n/t) by nin_man2002-12-04 12:52:19
      which I never (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 12:59:30
        have looked inside (n/t) by nin_man2002-12-04 13:03:43
          except for the time by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:09:54
            at Band Camp by crash_2002-12-04 13:13:50
              When we all saw (n/t) by nin_man2002-12-04 13:17:04
                the size of (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:18:29
                  the beaver (n/t) by crash_2002-12-04 13:26:44
                    I didn't think you could fit (n/t) by nin_man2002-12-04 13:28:05
                      without it being loose (n/t) by crash_2002-12-04 13:32:51
                        but two feet (n/t) by nin_man2002-12-04 13:34:47
                          eleven inches by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:35:31
                            went in sideways (n/t) by nin_man2002-12-04 13:39:57
                              with (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:43:57
                                a cry of "DAMN", as this thread forked again. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:46:35
                              OUCH (n/t) by crash_2002-12-04 13:42:29
                                that hurts to think about (n/t) by crash_2002-12-04 13:47:06
                                but I'd do it again (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:52:10
                    and the (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:27:33
  soft pink or blue by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Black,,, or red. by bbr2002-12-04 11:05:58
  Oy, people! by Sehmket2002-12-04 11:01:44
    ok then pink does suite me (explaination) by Arienadean2002-12-04 12:21:06
    I tried. by nin_man2002-12-04 11:13:22
      Would you like a cigarette? by crash_2002-12-04 11:25:55
        Hell, I think I need one just reading that. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-12-04 11:56:38
          I dropped my pen at the same time my jaw dropped by crash_2002-12-04 12:24:35
            Well, she doesn't have to work. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 12:49:22
              That's four more legs than YOUR woman's got. :P (n/t) by nin_man2002-12-04 13:21:05
                One less, actually. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:24:50
      *chuckle* by Sehmket2002-12-04 11:16:12
        I need someone to do it with. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 12:48:15
          You should be careful with the sheep comments by crash_2002-12-04 13:23:31
            Bah! Fie upon her sheep powers! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:26:07
            But not a newt. by nin_man2002-12-04 13:25:40
              I wouldn't even suggest it. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:26:52
                BOO! by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 13:38:57
                  No, by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:40:47
                    Rats! by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 13:43:40
  256 shades of gray by andycap142002-12-04 10:43:03
    i would probably have t go with black by Antagonist2002-12-04 11:00:22
      They have them by Nea2002-12-04 12:08:07
        i did not know that by Antagonist2002-12-04 12:58:28
      <Deleted><Deleted>2002-12-04 12:08:07
      <Deleted><Deleted>2002-12-04 12:08:07
        Moderated: triple post (n/t) by Nea2002-12-04 12:24:17
        Triple post? (n/t) by krupa2002-12-04 12:13:36
          Our server threw up by Nea2002-12-04 12:24:56
            a likely story... by krupa2002-12-04 12:53:36
          No, you just haven't appreciated the subtle by BlurOfSerenity2002-12-04 12:15:19
  Blue! No, yell-AAAARGH! by bugarup2002-12-04 10:29:03
    hmm blue + green ... Aqua? :) (n/t) by Arienadean2002-12-04 12:35:29
      Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! MacOS X! MacOS X! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 12:52:46
        actually I like aqua graphite by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Ah! Ah! Ah! Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeee! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:08:55
      actually torquoise <n/t> by whitemalkin2002-12-04 12:48:31
  Yellow! Ehm ... Blue! ... Arrrrrghhhh ... (n/t) by chrisP2002-12-04 10:17:12
  Hmm by Reddy2002-12-04 10:17:03
    could it be red? by krupa2002-12-04 10:23:55
      yup by Reddy2002-12-04 10:41:42
  Red. Crimson to be specific. Crimson's a nifty by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 10:03:32
  Black by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 09:56:58
    ...like satin sheets in a candlelit room... by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 13:42:08
      Heeere, wabbit wabbit wabbit! (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:50:12
    And they're so slimming! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 12:56:48
  I'd be the color Squant. by borg3892006-11-19 12:55:59
    What the hell? by BlurOfSerenity2002-12-04 11:22:10
      Try it. by borg3892002-12-04 13:30:44
        I forgot to tell you what it does. by borg3892002-12-04 13:32:40
          No, really, what does it do? (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 13:36:19
            I told you. Why don't you *trust* me? (n/t) by borg3892002-12-04 13:37:42
  Blue by NedLudd2002-12-04 09:40:15
  Blue. by wheresthefish2002-12-04 09:40:04
  Red by Spisefisken2002-12-04 09:38:06
  Purple... by Bellator2002-12-04 09:33:19
    dark purple and amythst purple are cool colours :) (n/t) by Arienadean2002-12-04 12:46:18
  Green. Like the M&M. by nin_man2002-12-04 09:31:27
    Would you have a large M on your front? by borg3892002-12-04 09:56:48
      And now, the naughty answers. by nin_man2002-12-04 10:01:16
        What? A large eye with nuts? by cartamusica2002-12-04 12:57:40
  Obligatory Douglas Adams Reference: by krupa2002-12-04 09:29:24
    krupa the hooloovoo...? by cartamusica2002-12-04 12:56:19
Tower Records by LooseChanj2002-12-04 09:25:00
attn: RS Team Aspectus by fireballmatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
  How does one die 13 times in 13 games... by DireEyez2002-12-04 14:01:22
Neat. Suit against bonzi for FUI ads. by borg3892006-11-19 12:55:59
  Next. GATOR CoMpAnY! I Hate THEM too by bbr2002-12-04 10:55:15
    agreed by Tran2002-12-04 11:08:53
      the darnest thing, by bbr2002-12-04 11:14:53
  Popups... by Lord Jester2002-12-04 08:29:16
    Spam.. : u n i v e r t i t y d i p l o m a s..... by bbr2002-12-04 11:18:06
    Eep! Lord Jester?! A kindred spirit... by KingOfFools2002-12-04 10:14:04
    Just turn off that port by borg3892002-12-04 08:43:05
      Or get the Messenger service disabled. (n/t) by Arcanum2002-12-04 09:15:24
        That might not be a better method. by borg3892002-12-04 09:19:36
          What port IS that, btw? (n/t) by Village Idiot2002-12-04 10:55:09
            Don't remember. by borg3892002-12-04 11:05:54
  Hooray! by mcnutcase2002-12-04 08:05:08
    that one is bothersome, by Ammon882002-12-04 08:09:35
      It is self-defeating by flamebait2002-12-04 09:15:55
      well.. by myke2002-12-04 08:54:53
      I just get annoyed by the redundandcancy by mcnutcase2002-12-04 08:11:34
        Transfer Control Protocol/Internet Protocal by BlurOfSerenity2002-12-04 12:43:44
        IP misrepresented by crmdgn2002-12-04 08:24:49
          IP represented by Taolie2002-12-04 09:13:31
            Not really by crmdgn2002-12-04 10:14:57
              Really by Taolie2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Nope! All wrong by Freakazoid2002-12-04 13:03:44
                  Wrong! by Taolie2002-12-04 14:33:28
                    Having taken a few Cisco classes myself... by vyrus2002-12-04 20:50:06
                    Pointer please by crmdgn2002-12-04 17:08:38
        TCP/IP = by Ammon882002-12-04 08:14:13
          something very similar... (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-12-04 08:19:11
            tcp/ip = by fireballmatt2002-12-04 08:24:13
              Wouldn't it be: by kahuana2002-12-04 09:13:47
        ack, s/redundandcancy/redundancancy (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-12-04 08:12:10
          s/redundancancy/redundancy by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Heh. I thought it was deliberate! (n/t) by borg3892002-12-04 08:44:13
interesting problem in linux with modem by ozanbaba2002-12-04 07:58:14
  thank you everybody i dled the driver by ozanbaba2002-12-04 13:01:30
  winmodem isn't a modem i agree (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-12-04 12:48:52
  modem problems by ginnyh2002-12-04 09:47:22
    Well, by wheresthefish2002-12-04 10:25:16
  That modem is probably a Winmodem by i_am_pi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I get that, by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  By any chance... by borg3892002-12-04 08:03:44
    i don't think so by ozanbaba2002-12-04 08:08:24
Why are people so stupid? by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A brick?? Heu? by bbr2002-12-04 11:11:17
  I'm surprised no one's commented on this line: by YakkoWarner2002-12-04 10:27:27
    WHAT? I missed that one... by mcnutcase2002-12-04 10:47:48
      I had to unlock my carry on by crash_2002-12-04 11:28:23
        it's only a problem for them if it's a combo lock by Dazed2002-12-04 11:55:33
  Speaking of airports by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Duck tape saved apollo 13 though (n/t) by ToLoN272002-12-04 09:29:33
      Speaking of duct tape... by Arcanum2002-12-04 09:46:26
        That's it... I'm going Greyhound now :-P (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-12-04 10:09:45
          I googled for it. by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Oh gawd... by DaNutBall2002-12-04 10:26:08
      Some quack must have thought of it :-) (n/t) by kahuana2002-12-04 09:46:01
        *LARTs kahuana for the pun* (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-12-04 10:26:43
          Not his fault that tolon mispelled duct. (n/t) by borg3892002-12-04 10:29:21
  oi.... by DaNutBall2002-12-04 09:09:01
    But they are right in the article on one thing by DaNutBall2002-12-04 09:10:56
      My pet peeve by crash_2002-12-04 09:54:09
        Kind of like the grocery store express lane. by YakkoWarner2002-12-04 10:41:44
        Agreed (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-12-04 10:08:44
  pretty low maintenace pret (n/t) by Ammon882002-12-04 07:56:17
  I could have been one of the 15,982... by binkley2002-12-04 07:51:03
    hmmmmm by ToLoN272002-12-04 08:51:45
  Perhaps it was a pet? (n/t) by knightsofni2002-12-04 07:45:58
    Pets go in the forward cargo hold. by wheresthefish2002-12-04 08:29:11
  Brick? by Ammon882002-12-04 07:44:34
    He really needs it today. by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 09:17:11
      Someone by Ammon882002-12-04 10:36:47
        I could hit 'im from behind by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 10:47:09
          Nah, by Ammon882002-12-04 10:50:34
  A Brick!?!?!?!? (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 07:33:55
    Reason I came up with by Reddy2002-12-04 07:42:47
      i think i know... why. by bbr2002-12-04 11:19:42
      I can think of a couple reasons by flamebait2002-12-04 07:52:51
      So why not put it in a suit case? What form of by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 07:50:07
        What's wrong with talking to bricks?? by KingOfFools2002-12-04 10:26:23
        Thought they checked both? by Reddy2002-12-04 07:55:48
          You can carry banned items in checked luggage by crash_2002-12-04 08:08:20
          They do to some extent, by flamebait2002-12-04 08:05:41
            OK thanks by Reddy2002-12-04 08:09:20
  the reason for the brick... by mcnutcase2002-12-04 07:27:07
    Could just as easily been a hyena... (n/t) by kahuana2002-12-04 08:54:12
  maybe by Control2002-12-04 07:26:47
    How......I mean where......oh.....OUCH! (n/t) by ToLoN272002-12-04 08:49:20
  Wait did they say by Reddy2002-12-04 07:26:18
    Not on a plane, in the airport. by flamebait2002-12-04 07:48:02
    Airport by Ston2002-12-04 07:44:22
    Folks going on hunting trips by crash_2002-12-04 07:27:52
      I was thinking by Reddy2002-12-04 07:32:55
        What if they are heading for by ToLoN272002-12-04 08:46:27
          Boar Hunting, Bear Hunting, Moose Hunting by migiizis2002-12-04 08:55:22
            Hmm by Reddy2002-12-04 09:10:04
              Boar by migiizis2002-12-04 10:52:12
                Good by Reddy2002-12-04 11:52:15
                  I hunt for food by migiizis2002-12-04 12:00:05
                    Cool by Reddy2002-12-04 12:26:07
                      I wouldn't sit a spot that's aiming at by migiizis2002-12-04 13:09:18
  May I bring 6 of these? by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It is best to call the airline ahead of time by crash_2002-12-04 07:31:43
      There is no problem there. by Spisefisken2002-12-04 08:06:29
        Anything is possible by crash_2002-12-04 08:12:53
          How much money do you think I can get by Spisefisken2002-12-04 08:17:03
            Are you selling it with the people still on it? by crash_2002-12-04 08:20:31
              That sounds like a good deal by Spisefisken2002-12-04 08:23:40
                WE HAVE BEEN MONITORING THIS SITE by NSA2002-12-04 08:44:43
                  I was just thinking about you by crash_2002-12-04 09:59:29
                  Taking a more proactive approach lately? by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    We fear what we do not control by NSA2002-12-04 09:09:23
                      The RIAA serve us. by AISB2002-12-04 10:36:34
                        *pokes* by Arcanum2002-12-04 10:44:13
                          Our agents will be with you shortly. by AISB2002-12-04 10:57:59
    or what about one of these? by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Or one of these? by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Mark 19, very NICE!! (n/t) by foghornleghorn2002-12-04 11:41:40
        yeah, I recommended one to Illiad... by mcnutcase2002-12-04 09:43:17
        I want one I want one by ToLoN272002-12-04 08:43:07
          Crowd control? by Arcanum2002-12-04 09:08:29
            Multi-purpose crowd control by ToLoN272002-12-04 09:12:02
              You could also load them with by Arcanum2002-12-04 09:18:11
                I think you might as well go with lethal by ToLoN272002-12-04 09:22:16
                  Why stop there? by SnArL2002-12-04 14:15:59
                  Yep, It would be rather uhm, "imposing" by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    hehe I Play MOH and the Bar is my Fav gun by ToLoN272002-12-04 14:14:24
                  Are you in the military? by dire_lobo2002-12-04 11:05:05
                  True. by Arcanum2002-12-04 09:28:56
                    Cops here are testing by dire_lobo2002-12-04 10:30:21
                      The only problem... by SnArL2002-12-04 14:40:57
                        That makes a lot of sense... by dire_lobo2002-12-04 15:41:51
                        s/power/powder/ -must've not hit the D hard enough (n/t) by SnArL2002-12-04 14:44:15
                      Not always better. by borg3892002-12-04 10:32:20
                    hmmmm what if for some reason they take the blast by ToLoN272002-12-04 09:34:04
                      I think the idea by ozymandias2002-12-04 09:39:59
                        If all they are rioting over is a football game by ToLoN272002-12-04 09:42:43
                          Hey, I never said that rioting was a GOOD idea... by ozymandias2002-12-04 09:47:11
                          they trashed it cause they /WON/? by mcnutcase2002-12-04 09:45:43
                            With this rivalry.....I doubt it by ToLoN272002-12-04 09:54:03
        and you can't exactly by dire_lobo2002-12-04 08:40:24
      <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ahhh! MOD this double post... by dire_lobo2002-12-04 08:44:31
really weird dream by sketcher2002-12-04 06:57:53
  My mind has some sadistic way of toying with me. by huitzilopochtli2002-12-04 12:31:45
  I hate it when.. by Ammon882002-12-04 07:47:25
    You know by binkley2002-12-04 08:45:35
    Wouldn't that be the dead feeling? =|:o) (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 07:57:38
      Usually, by Ammon882002-12-04 08:03:02
        That might hurt the nose. by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 08:21:44
  Don't you hate it when... by borg3892002-12-04 07:06:47
    I hate it more when... by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 07:09:28
  lol, alarm clock mod. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 07:01:30
On Cthulhu by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sounds a bit like the 'Kraken' to me. (n/t by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 07:36:08
    Quote from the article: by IByte2002-12-04 07:58:12
      It is a most elusive fish. by bugarup2002-12-04 10:36:32
        Present. by wheresthefish2002-12-04 11:15:31
      Kraken... by rewt_2002-12-04 09:25:08
  Wonder how hard that would be to prepare? by pecosdave2002-12-04 07:12:26
Castro: We prefer death to corruption by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
Total Information Awareness by foghornleghorn2002-12-04 06:24:46
  It scares the shiznit out of me. by Sieldan2002-12-04 07:35:08
  This is they type of thing that causes terrorism by migiizis2002-12-04 06:55:25
  Is it 1984 yet? by tms17912006-11-19 12:55:59
    Love that logo by wiredog2002-12-04 06:55:42
      There Is No Cabal (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-12-04 07:32:33
Movie Quote Association Game! by Feng_Li2002-12-04 05:32:56
  "El gato lleva los pantalones!" by vyrus2002-12-04 22:04:07
  Matrix! by clodia2002-12-04 19:38:27
    Matrix meets Fellowship of the Ring... by Arcanum2002-12-04 20:04:25
      Oh, c'mon... by Buffy_Fett2002-12-04 21:51:38
  Can't remember the movie, but by rockitanski2002-12-04 13:20:15
  Best to have it and not need it, than to need it,, by bbr2002-12-04 12:37:51
  another one popped in my head by Antagonist2002-12-04 12:12:05
  from A Christmas Story by Antagonist2002-12-04 11:43:28
  Why do I get the feeling you'll be the death of me by YakkoWarner2002-12-04 11:18:36
  Do we have any Plutonium Nyborg? by rockitanski2002-12-04 10:32:11
  "With my right foot, I can knock out that knife. by Naruki2002-12-04 10:21:58
    "I'm going to use my right foot to kick you in the by SouthpawPL2002-12-04 17:36:25
  Quick, what movie is this from? by rockitanski2002-12-04 10:09:33
    Yay! Mad Max rocks! by mcnutcase2002-12-04 10:11:45
      I guess my nick gave it... by rockitanski2002-12-04 10:21:47
  Porsche. There is no substitute. by rockitanski2002-12-04 10:04:59
    "The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. by nin_man2002-12-04 10:08:17
      106 miles to Chicago. by YakkoWarner2002-12-04 10:45:25
        "Blues Brothers" Classic! by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 10:51:40
          It's dry white toast by chi_girl2002-12-04 11:32:47
            Yep, I forgot that part. by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 11:59:59
              I've actually seen by chi_girl2002-12-04 12:23:49
  "Definition of irony" by rockitanski2002-12-04 09:45:30
    "Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?" by nin_man2002-12-04 09:59:52
  "Candlesticks always make nice present" by plucky2002-12-04 09:23:04
    "I'M NOT SHOUTING! by nin_man2002-12-04 09:36:39
      If I were the killer, I'd kill you next. by SaleGamine2002-12-04 23:12:50
        WILL you STOP doing that!!! by flowerchild2002-12-05 00:05:16
      "'Fully loaded', I believe the term is..." by IByte2002-12-04 16:04:17
  So what are we supposed to use? Harsh Language? by kahuana2002-12-04 09:06:57
  You killed their God and all you can say... by fiordhraoi2002-12-04 06:46:43
    "It seemed like a good idea at the time" by IByte2002-12-04 06:56:15
      "Goody Goody" by crash_2002-12-04 07:03:35
        Was that a little girl? I thought it was a boy. by borg3892002-12-04 07:04:55
          Boy? Girl? It has been a year so I don't know by crash_2002-12-04 07:25:37
            Could have been a girl, I guess. by borg3892002-12-04 07:53:23
  I Can't believe they Voted You Won... by SnYpEr2002-12-04 06:34:25
  Well, by breezeblock2002-12-04 06:31:44
    Edgar: "You can have my gun by IByte2002-12-04 16:31:02
      THAT's where it's from!!! by Buffy_Fett2002-12-04 18:30:41
        You know, you could easily have found that yoursel by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Boris the Bullet Dodger by ToLoN272002-12-04 08:57:21
    ya know it sounds better when he says it then..... by ToLoN272002-12-04 08:56:11
  "You know I did this before" by crash_2002-12-04 06:24:18
    I crash better than anyone I know. by kahuana2002-12-04 09:09:03
  difference between knowing the path and walking it by nasorsan2002-12-04 06:06:54
  "You got a message." by bugarup2002-12-04 05:43:10
    "Stop that" by ToLoN272002-12-04 05:44:38
      saber by Cpt.Jack2002-12-04 06:06:57
        You came in that thing? by toneDef2002-12-04 08:21:04
          Surrender! by InShadows2002-12-04 09:33:09
            "They say a man who represents himself in court by wheresthefish2002-12-04 11:05:05
  "You been here 4 hour!" by borg3892002-12-04 05:36:34
    "You! Big-a boy! You eat like free erie" by kahuana2002-12-04 09:02:33
    Louie Anderson by evilsysadmin2002-12-04 06:21:15
      I thought it was John Pinet(sp). by plucky2002-12-04 09:21:04
        Yes it was him. (n/t) by Ston2002-12-04 12:37:43
      That was probably it. by borg3892002-12-04 07:02:21
    I don't remember... by cartamusica2002-12-04 06:12:42
    Alors? Vous la prenez mon Eldorado? by SaleGamine2002-12-04 05:41:33
SETI@UFie by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
  WOO HOO - who's new? by PaulK2002-12-04 09:55:50
    an answer by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Someone wanna welcome me aboard? *grins* by KingOfFools2002-12-04 09:10:58
    *looks at KingOfFools" by chrisP2002-12-04 10:07:49
      ...no. (n/t) by KingOfFools2002-12-04 10:17:56
  since all seti topics are sposed to be here by sketcher2002-12-04 07:10:20
    I wasn't trying to be high-handed, by plblark2002-12-04 07:36:40
    99% of CPU power is normal by c3po2002-12-04 07:31:14
I really hope this is a bad joke by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Did anyone actually read the entire page? by tozzi2002-12-04 06:51:26
  They're being jerks, by pecosdave2002-12-04 05:47:57
    "Happy Birthday" not yet traditional by pin0cchio2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Who you calling a jerk? by RIAA2002-12-04 05:55:54
      Fortunately, I am in the UK. by Tomo2002-12-04 06:33:36
    But if you own the field... by KingOfFools2002-12-04 05:53:42
      ah, but by mr.coffee2002-12-04 08:18:51
        Then a snowplow comes along... by KingOfFools2002-12-04 08:25:01
          no good, my picture of your tree is by mr.coffee2002-12-04 08:26:55
  Neener neener neener! by RIAA2002-12-04 05:33:15
    Here's something to look into. by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
      so non-performing songwriters are losing out? by mcnutcase2002-12-04 09:53:45
        Er... by nin_man2002-12-04 10:12:52
          A singer should know by Ston2002-12-04 12:46:23
            It'd be nice if they did. by nin_man2002-12-04 13:01:59
    Slaps RIAA with Soveriegn Immunity by migiizis2002-12-04 06:36:26
    Christmas and churches are next! by SparcMan2002-12-04 06:01:25
      Churches are covered. by nin_man2002-12-04 09:05:25
        Actually by jdoverholt2002-12-04 11:30:39
      Only if by binkley2002-12-04 08:49:13
      Fortunately, by ktownson2002-12-04 07:41:27
      Kareoke has special licensing. by Tomo2002-12-04 06:28:36
        Agh. Stop it right now. The word is "Karoake" by borg3892002-12-04 10:25:43
          *cough* It's Karaoke, actually. by bugarup2002-12-04 10:44:47
          <speleng natsee> by cartamusica2002-12-04 10:39:02
            Ok Right. Just NOT "kareoke"! by borg3892002-12-04 11:10:18
              How about... by dire_lobo2002-12-04 11:56:47
              I *know* that dictionary.com by borg3892002-12-04 11:13:30
      Kareoke should be a crime by SaleGamine2002-12-04 06:28:06
      Nah... by cartamusica2002-12-04 06:10:52
        Are you saying the Catholic Church doesn't profit? by tnglives2002-12-04 10:36:01
          mabe you should think of changing your religion (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-12-04 14:08:44
      Some karaoke should be a crime. by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 06:03:17
        Agreement! by breezeblock2002-12-04 06:24:42
    thats just horrible by ToLoN272002-12-04 05:41:24
      I got a postcard from Hell once. :) by justncase2002-12-04 08:44:32
        There is a Hell in Michigan (n/t) by ToLoN272002-12-04 08:54:32
          And a paradise, but ... by dunham2002-12-04 09:07:49
      Where I grew up.... by defdood2002-12-04 05:44:27
Anyone know what JD stands for in a Law degree by ToLoN272002-12-04 05:24:54
  Sounds like... by defdood2002-12-04 05:46:20
  Juris Doctor (n/t) by cartamusica2002-12-04 05:26:12
    Thanks (n/t) by ToLoN272002-12-04 05:33:49
Goodnight Yall by Dok2002-12-04 05:18:47
  Good Night, to my good morning...with fire and ice by inittab2002-12-04 06:06:00
  Good night by SaleGamine2002-12-04 05:23:54
ATTN: Sketcher. by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
  lol by sketcher2002-12-04 06:51:36
  So can I infer by myke2002-12-04 05:56:04
    You provide the equipment, by pecosdave2002-12-04 06:16:14
      hmm, (Calling EMP experts :) by myke2002-12-04 06:18:28
        All you need is a huge capacitor and an antenna by justncase2002-12-04 08:53:42
          let me know if your PC reboots :) by myke2002-12-04 09:34:34
        Needs a massive change of current. by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Tried to by myke2002-12-04 07:33:56
Cluttersquad by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  aah! by clodia2002-12-04 04:36:17
It's time for...the Annoying SongOfTheDay Thread! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 04:27:07
  I like the bit in the 12" version... by mcnutcase2002-12-04 08:18:08
  Hee hee. by bugarup2002-12-04 05:07:09
    Perhaps someone did. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 05:13:57
      Wow, these toenails don't taste so bad after all! (n/t) by bugarup2002-12-04 05:47:43
TSYPT by JohnLynch2002-12-04 04:03:03
  I'd think you were my clone. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 06:59:44
  You're a student. (n/t) by SMcV2002-12-04 06:06:47
  I'd think that you are by defdood2002-12-04 05:48:22
    Hell Yeah! by BadassITgod2002-12-04 06:17:49
  You should work harder by ToLoN272002-12-04 05:42:52
    Don't worry. by borg3892002-12-04 05:59:26
  You don't consume enough CAFFEINE (n/t) by BadassITgod2002-12-04 05:20:45
  Lazy Ba...rd (n/t) by ideur2002-12-04 04:58:13
  sympathy by clodia2002-12-04 04:12:52
  Tired. Like this thread idea. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 04:10:05
    Aren't you just a happy fella today :-) by Spisefisken2002-12-04 04:12:45
      Give me coffee and no one gets hurt. [sic] (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 04:16:56
        *Brings coffee* by SaleGamine2002-12-04 05:42:40
          Nothing, actually. Thanks anyway. :) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 12:30:50
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Solution... by xiphoidq2002-12-04 15:52:24
    Congrats! by Tron-X2002-12-04 16:16:59
      Nastiness by xiphoidq2002-12-04 16:36:06
        Yeah! by Narfy2002-12-04 17:28:47
    Oops by xiphoidq2002-12-04 16:05:34
  "Fool" and "Canada" seem to be common by surgo2002-12-04 04:08:15
    quantity by whitemalkin2002-12-04 10:37:03
      oops, never mind me then! (n/t) by surgo2002-12-04 13:20:13
    Either that or by DaNutBall2002-12-04 09:04:04
    I just thought it was revealing Tron's deep-seated by JohnLynch2002-12-04 04:16:12
      In case you didn't notice by Tron-X2002-12-04 08:23:46
      Bah! There's no hatred in foolishness! (n/t) by KingOfFools2002-12-04 05:39:33
  It's a Windows Error! (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-12-04 04:03:42
    i ihink so (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-12-04 07:47:24
  It's a Wiki node! ;D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 04:03:02
I hate spam snail mail by surgo2002-12-04 03:52:34
  depending on where you live you can request by Arienadean2002-12-04 09:10:19
  Mail fraud. by watsondog2002-12-04 07:37:48
  Send them a bill in return by borg3892002-12-04 05:40:08
  Now, imagine an elderly person getting that. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 04:00:57
  Send it straight back by knightsofni2002-12-04 03:57:34
    OR by JohnLynch2002-12-04 03:59:42
Should Omnicode be reformulated as an XML app? by LionsPhil2002-12-04 03:40:48
  It's on the to-do list by nawft2002-12-04 11:14:52
  Yes and no. by Beorn2002-12-04 07:04:08
  It should be replaced by by ideur2002-12-04 05:01:30
    The Geek Code is defunct by Kickstart2002-12-04 07:19:31
    Geek Code Rules! by jeff_uk2002-12-04 06:13:03
  who cares? (n/t) by surgo2002-12-04 03:57:45
    People With Too Much Time On Their Hands (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 04:31:49
      , Inc. (n/t) by bugarup2002-12-04 05:08:21
Today's story of completely moronic people by JohnLynch2002-12-04 02:53:43
  I'm curious by gatorbytes2002-12-04 05:02:09
    Well nothing is rather dependant on who I'm by JohnLynch2002-12-04 16:14:43
    I dunno might be like mine by ToLoN272002-12-04 09:40:31
      Heh.... by vyrus2002-12-04 21:56:18
      pretty cool :-) (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-12-04 12:13:30
  And another one... by GreyArea2002-12-04 03:08:25
    I liked desktop cases! by pecosdave2002-12-04 05:12:38
    DO NOT OPEN THIS BOX by JohnLynch2002-12-04 03:11:47
      Reminds me of: No purchase necessary! by SparcMan2002-12-04 07:37:35
        Peanut butter by myke2002-12-04 11:17:26
    What's wrong with those case covers? by LionsPhil2002-12-04 03:10:35
      Preferably with wingbolts by Tomo2002-12-04 03:14:33
    Open box with the crowbar you will find inside... (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-12-04 03:09:36
  nitpickin' by amlethus2002-12-04 03:01:39
    Nope, it's a personality defect by JohnLynch2002-12-04 03:10:37
      YUO SI TEH FUNNEY!!!11! (n/t) by bugarup2002-12-04 05:11:47
How geeky are you? by JohnLynch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  minor question... by Winsmith2002-12-05 13:47:23
  You are 89% geek. by DireEyez2002-12-04 16:56:06
  Holy Cow! I'm 70% geek? by SouthpawPL2002-12-04 15:10:53
  50% !! by bbr2002-12-04 10:03:28
  72% geek by Nea2002-12-04 09:47:00
  59% by Arienadean2002-12-04 09:15:27
    Thats what I got.. by stargirl2002-12-04 09:28:34
      no they can be fairly insulting by Arienadean2002-12-04 09:32:00
        I know one.. by stargirl2002-12-04 09:46:15
  You are 86% geek by wheresthefish2002-12-04 08:45:29
  ouch 56%... and a surprisingly accurate writeup... by rottweiler2002-12-04 08:21:08
  OMG 47% by Diskmaster2002-12-04 07:28:22
  76 % Geek by laserman2002-12-04 07:08:36
  Mozilla 1.2.1 by thedefunctmunky2002-12-04 07:06:06
    I'm using Mozilla 1.0.1 on Linux by DaNutBall2002-12-04 09:07:25
      hmm works fine on mine by Arienadean2002-12-04 09:34:14
  79% by breezeblock2002-12-04 07:04:35
  The complete list of results by borg3892002-12-04 06:48:16
  I got 77% by Reddy2002-12-04 06:26:40
  Bwahaha! Only 24%! by nin_man2002-12-04 06:17:59
  79% by borg3892002-12-04 06:06:45
    Did it again. 86% by borg3892002-12-04 06:10:39
      No cheating! And NO Studying! by sysangel2002-12-04 06:15:28
        Cheating? I gave honest answers. by borg3892002-12-04 06:25:40
          Rubbish! Balderdash! Niblet! Spinach! by sysangel2002-12-04 06:34:22
  59% by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 05:59:44
    That was hogwash, NOLA... You rate higher. by sysangel2002-12-04 06:18:11
      Yeah! The dipwads! by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 07:51:45
  69% Damn, more geeky than I thought.... n/t by mridenour2002-12-04 05:43:46
  34% by Nickface2002-12-04 05:34:35
  75% (n/t) by pas512002-12-04 05:27:36
  hehe 45% by ToLoN272002-12-04 05:12:13
  First time 68%, by pecosdave2002-12-04 04:56:03
    <AOL> 68% ME TOO </AOL> ;-) (n/t) by Old Stoneface2002-12-04 07:30:52
  59% by gila_monster2002-12-04 04:41:24
  hm..: "You are 83% geek" by ts0032002-12-04 04:35:58
  sigh 41% by clodia2002-12-04 04:12:12
  89% here ..... by klaranth2002-12-04 04:09:16
    MODERATORS! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 04:10:40
  <Deleted><Deleted>2002-12-04 04:09:16
    double post :) (n/t) by DragonLady2002-12-04 05:25:50
  My Girlfriend is 59% Geek... weird by SPIRIT2002-12-04 04:03:31
    I'd get to know your girlfriend better by JohnLynch2002-12-04 04:04:45
      Neither. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 04:09:05
  %71 :) by ozanbaba2002-12-04 03:51:33
  WooHoo 82% Geekish :-) (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-12-04 03:44:54
  I got an "Irrelivant Geek Rating" (looky) by SPIRIT2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ALARME! ALARME! SCHNELLE! SCHNELLE! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 03:33:49
      Heh. by bugarup2002-12-04 05:13:05
        <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Nice site but non-FYOS (n/t) by DragonLady2002-12-04 05:37:18
            Sorry. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 12:24:37
      Hey, it took me time to do that! by SPIRIT2002-12-04 03:41:44
        Oh come on. by borg3892002-12-04 06:22:08
        Please asume that NOT everybody has by ideur2002-12-04 05:35:39
          See yesterday's anti-Flash thread by IByte2002-12-04 07:22:17
        But you used IE in that screenshot! by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Not so terrible by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
          And plus by JohnLynch2002-12-04 03:48:08
            I have viewers?? by SPIRIT2002-12-04 03:58:28
    YAY! by JohnLynch2002-12-04 03:32:19
      I did my worst... no thanks needed by SPIRIT2002-12-04 03:34:07
  100 % Geek... Or GIT by SPIRIT2002-12-04 03:11:58
    DEFINATELY written by a (l)user. ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 03:12:43
      Noo, definitly not :-D This is smart! by SPIRIT2002-12-04 03:18:38
        No, everyone is *inexperinced* at something by LionsPhil2002-12-04 03:29:06
          Good point.. by SPIRIT2002-12-04 03:35:34
  83% @ 1st try - *enuff i say* (n/t) by Fritriac2002-12-04 02:55:28
  61%. Yeah, right, what does the id10t giving by adiplomat2002-12-04 02:55:07
    Not much by SaleGamine2002-12-04 03:01:52
      I think the quiz was written by a luser by LionsPhil2002-12-04 03:05:37
        Hey! I had nothing to do with it! (n/t) by KingOfFools2002-12-04 06:16:03
  Obsessive Id**t ... by chrisP2002-12-04 02:52:35
    But what was the percent? (n/t) by borg3892002-12-04 06:19:11
      97 ... by chrisP2002-12-04 10:13:43
  69% Geek by Spisefisken2002-12-04 02:49:34
  90% geek with a few tries :-P (n/t) by SpikeSpiegal2002-12-04 02:39:49
    What did it say? by LionsPhil2002-12-04 02:43:58
      If it didn't it should of! KML! (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-12-04 02:44:56
  62% by syren2002-12-04 02:39:23
    This is one rude quiz. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 02:42:04
      yeah :( by syren2002-12-04 02:48:49
        64% by Jeff_uk2002-12-04 04:34:04
  You are 83% geek by Klymer2002-12-04 02:33:06
  52% Geek by Tomo2002-12-04 02:32:46
  68% by zona2002-12-04 02:31:13
  You RESEMBLE that remark? (L)user. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 02:31:00
    Hey! by JohnLynch2002-12-04 02:36:37
      Miss the ";)"? (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 02:40:22
        Nope, just wanted an excuse to show how stupid by JohnLynch2002-12-04 02:44:04
          Scary. But he can at least use e-mail. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 02:45:35
            Dear god that -is- scary! by JohnLynch2002-12-04 02:54:33
              He was dragged out of mainframe-land. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 03:02:24
                At least his heart was in the right place by JohnLynch2002-12-04 03:17:33
                  We have a syllabus too. ERDs and DFDs were on it. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 03:30:49
                    what's ERD and DFD? by Star Warrior2002-12-04 08:50:37
                      ERD = Entity Relationship Diagram by LionsPhil2002-12-04 12:22:08
                        Thanks! (n/t) by Star Warrior2002-12-04 12:39:42
  76% geek by SaleGamine2002-12-04 02:30:24
    I got the same one by skeptic2002-12-04 03:31:24
      I got 1% higher. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Hey, at least I know what a 3-phase is... (n/t) by skeptic2002-12-04 04:33:56
  Browser interoperability failure. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 02:30:04
    What I tied with you? by Reddy2002-12-04 08:39:24
    doesn't work in my Mozilla! by mcnutcase2002-12-04 02:40:08
      *poof* FreeBSD Daemon appears! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 02:41:02
        actually, I care... by mcnutcase2002-12-04 02:43:46
          HEADS UP! by Tomo2002-12-04 02:48:23
            IT'S A DEMON! by mcnutcase2002-12-04 02:50:05
              It's a demonic daemon. Happy now? (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 02:59:06
                nope by mcnutcase2002-12-04 03:01:30
                  Nonsense. by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Look what happened to your hand! by skeptic2002-12-04 04:37:32
                  Need a mop? by Tomo2002-12-04 03:02:51
                    *snatches mop from air* by mcnutcase2002-12-04 03:05:09
                      Wait a second! We've been had! by LionsPhil2002-12-04 03:06:40
                        mcnutcase, what have you DONE!!?? (n/t) by Tomo2002-12-04 03:07:31
                          *dangles mackerel* by mcnutcase2002-12-04 03:10:49
                            *fetches 23 kegs of Guinness* (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 03:11:34
                              *brings in 19 more* by Sieldan2002-12-04 08:00:13
                                42? by Reddy2002-12-04 08:55:04
                                by the way, whats the question? (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-12-04 11:49:45
    works in opera 7 on win2K (n/t) by GreyArea2002-12-04 02:32:44
      but I have NO windows install by mcnutcase2002-12-04 02:52:54
  89% geek - Bah!! :-( by GreyArea2002-12-04 02:26:00
  I'm geekier than whoever put it up there by mcnutcase2002-12-04 02:21:39
    Hmm by carbon2002-12-04 02:26:57
Ow. by LooseChanj2002-12-04 01:58:33
  ??! (n/t) by Tomo2002-12-04 02:35:18
    My thoughts exactly (n/t) by LooseChanj2002-12-04 09:32:33
Hahaha, Workplace Alaska can eat my survey! by caffine-iv2002-12-04 01:33:22
  Agree with the last one by syren2002-12-04 01:55:06
Looking for linux hardware help.... by GreyArea2002-12-04 01:09:02
  E-Tech is a good one. (RS232) by nibbler2002-12-04 01:53:41
  US Robotics by Corax2002-12-04 01:40:32
  PCTel HSP Micromodem by varikin2002-12-04 01:40:03
  external RS-232 modems are safest bet by leibold2002-12-04 01:32:19
    if you prefer internal modems by leibold2002-12-04 01:55:29
  look for external ELSA modems by Old Stoneface2002-12-04 01:15:24
  Well, if you've got a serial port by Freakazoid2002-12-04 01:13:38
  every 'standard' modem by c3po2002-12-04 01:13:26
    I have a Diamond External USB modem at the moment. by GreyArea2002-12-04 01:34:59
      It might be supported by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Already Checked that one out.... by GreyArea2002-12-04 01:54:31
    LOL, roughly the same posts at the same time (n/t) by Freakazoid2002-12-04 01:14:38
      Yes *ggg* (n/t) by c3po2002-12-04 01:15:46
Anyone know of any smallish standalone Win games? by Freakazoid2002-12-04 01:02:10
  You can always copy minesweeper to the CD. (n/t) by huitzilopochtli2002-12-04 12:38:36
  Chip's Challenge by balshetzer2002-12-04 11:09:42
    Blimey, that's Atari ST vintage, isn't it? (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-12-04 11:20:33
  Try Supaplex, over 1300 levels ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
    THANK YOU by huitzilopochtli2002-12-04 12:34:57
  Try this: by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Maybe not quite what your looking for... by GreyArea2002-12-04 02:03:53
  Oh, something else by Freakazoid2002-12-04 01:06:52
    Hmm by carbon2002-12-04 02:30:49
      Nethack stories :) (n/t) by huitzilopochtli2002-12-04 12:40:26
  I have an almost perfect game. by GeminiDomino22002-12-04 01:03:56
    Sorry, shouda spefied no dos games by Freakazoid2002-12-04 01:05:19
      Awww, too bad... by GeminiDomino22002-12-04 01:06:30
        STARCON! by vyrus2002-12-04 21:45:30
Segmentation fault by varikin2002-12-04 00:56:09
  heres the code by varikin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Just for fun... by vyrus2002-12-04 21:43:24
    found it: by ToLazyToThink2002-12-04 01:53:22
      It worked perfectly! (n/t) by varikin2002-12-04 07:31:54
      thank!!!! by varikin2002-12-04 07:23:09
        looking at your code by ToLazyToThink2002-12-04 08:12:06
  Sample output by varikin2002-12-04 01:05:54
    Totally OT Question by WaveyDavey2002-12-04 01:29:56
      cont'd means it's a TLP by mcnutcase2002-12-04 01:31:43
    Your among Lunix users here! by GeminiDomino22002-12-04 01:07:31
      I am trying... by varikin2002-12-04 01:09:37
  This should help by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
Do you live in the right country? by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Iran ;) by Dakkus2002-12-06 14:33:50
  Site appears to be suffering slashdot syndrome by pjt332002-12-04 17:10:38
    UFied (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-12-04 20:59:19
  Ufified. by Beorn2002-12-04 06:48:42
  It's been Ufied by crankshaft-jr2002-12-04 06:30:26
    Seems like I should have updated before I posted. (n/t) by Beorn2002-12-04 07:13:55
  I should live in Canada, it seems. by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
  India, then Hong Kong by Feng_Li2002-12-04 05:12:02
  hahaha apparently i'm at the right place by ts0032002-12-04 04:49:07
    BTW, canada is #2 on the list *lol*.. top five: by ts0032002-12-04 04:56:05
  New Zealand by Control2002-12-04 04:19:49
  Netherlands instead of the US (n/t) by clodia2002-12-04 04:17:53
  Another incompitent site. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 03:57:18
  Get your crackpot theories here! by JohnLynch2002-12-04 02:58:12
  Finland as well. by Tomo2002-12-04 02:55:51
  i should go east by Klymer2002-12-04 02:49:10
  We'll never know... by Lady-Luna2002-12-04 02:43:04
    Yeah cheat - choose DK by Spisefisken2002-12-04 02:51:46
      *laughs* by Lady-Luna2002-12-04 02:54:27
  Yeay...In live in the right place :) by nibbler2002-12-04 02:11:53
  New Zealand!?!?!?!?!? by JohnLynch2002-12-04 01:55:40
  Netherlands.... Cookies & coffee all round !! (n/t) by GreyArea2002-12-04 01:45:58
  New Zealand by Illiad2002-12-04 01:24:58
  hey, looks like I'm a closet Canadian too! (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-12-04 01:22:16
  Where DID I put those sabots? by adiplomat2002-12-04 01:14:25
  From Germany to Czech - by ipous2002-12-04 01:12:17
    and the beer is better ;-) (n/t) by Old Stoneface2002-12-04 01:40:48
      Nicht unbedingt! (n/t) by ipous2002-12-04 02:12:37
        Auf jeden Fall! (n/t) by Makumba2002-12-04 02:34:38
  Well apparently I should be in Finland by SaleGamine2002-12-04 01:05:11
  Hey, any Aussies here willing to accept me? by skeptic2002-12-04 01:01:00
    Heck, I'll take your spot! by GeminiDomino22002-12-04 01:02:33
      I'm not up on my American History by JohnLynch2002-12-04 01:51:12
        It's not as simple as that by skeptic2002-12-04 03:16:28
          Precisely! (n/t) by GeminiDomino22002-12-04 10:43:32
          Piff! If the colonies were taxed heavily... by KingOfFools2002-12-04 08:42:20
  <Deleted><Deleted>2002-12-04 00:59:14
    double post :) (n/t) by DragonLady2002-12-04 01:45:19
  seems that Finnland and Canada are going to be by loonita2002-12-04 00:58:24
  I'm right where I'm suposed to be. by zona2002-12-04 00:56:10
  I'm lucky... by tommiRF2002-12-04 00:54:15
  i actually live quite close to my right country by loonita2002-12-04 00:50:54
    already there :) (n/t) by Jesus2002-12-04 00:52:21
  ack it's not working for me by Arienadean2002-12-04 00:50:33
    Opera by tommiRF2002-12-04 01:03:48
      I tried it with and without proxy by Arienadean2002-12-04 01:36:17
      Yes. by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 01:05:44
        Try trivial things by tommiRF2002-12-04 01:12:50
    Me too. by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:51:56
      yes... I'll try it in netscape 7... by Arienadean2002-12-04 00:56:48
        No luck for me by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 01:02:52
          It worked for me (what it said for me) by Arienadean2002-12-04 01:31:44
  My, what annoyingly pointless flash effects.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-12-04 00:50:13
  From Germany to Iran ? by aix tom2002-12-04 00:49:14
    From Germany to India by Old Stoneface2002-12-04 01:42:14
  Not that far off. by Tumppu2002-12-04 00:47:58
  Canada followed by USA. by slayer2002-12-04 00:45:06
  Hmm.. by pica2002-12-04 00:43:45
    try it... by SqueakyFoo2002-12-04 00:48:27
      ah by pica2002-12-04 00:52:20
  Canada here I come... by Bellator2002-12-04 00:42:17
    depends where in canada by Arienadean2002-12-04 00:49:22
      Hmm... by Bellator2002-12-04 15:01:41
      WOAH! you get summers -that- hot? by JohnLynch2002-12-04 01:26:27
        take a look at thease links by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey I'm in the right place! by lord_dolphin2002-12-04 00:41:38
    Hey I'm not in the right place by loki19782002-12-04 00:51:59
      Yes :-P (n/t) by lord_dolphin2002-12-04 00:55:30
    Guatemala is the worst for me too. by GeminiDomino22002-12-04 00:42:37
      for me too... (n/t) by loonita2002-12-04 00:51:40
      SO people who are supposed... by lord_dolphin2002-12-04 00:49:22
        Looks that way... Shall we go a-viking? ;) (n/t) by GeminiDomino22002-12-04 00:51:18
          Mua-HAHAHAAAA! <grin> (n/t) by lord_dolphin2002-12-04 00:54:07
            I'll bring the swords, you bring the mead! (n/t) by GeminiDomino22002-12-04 01:05:03
              Cause everyone knows... by GeminiDomino22002-12-04 01:05:45
                Guatemala, here we come! by Tomo2002-12-04 02:58:24
                  You chop off the arm AND bash Heathens? by GeminiDomino22002-12-04 22:49:36
      Awww, that's nice by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:47:56
  Funny by Jesus2002-12-04 00:38:05
    So stay! by ipous2002-12-04 02:22:24
  This *has* to be a bad sign by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:34:06
    AOL? by LooseChanj2002-12-04 02:11:10
    LMAO!!!!!! *starts laughing a lot* by JohnLynch2002-12-04 01:23:07
Yay!!!! by Dok2002-12-04 00:19:56
  Where do you live? by JohnLynch2002-12-04 02:01:42
    Me in marrickville. by Dok2002-12-04 03:57:38
      Suprise Suprise I've never heard of it by JohnLynch2002-12-04 04:01:21
        *How* can you live in Ssdney by DragonLady2002-12-04 05:28:28
          ......... by JohnLynch2002-12-04 23:05:33
  Big fires around Sydney by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  yay??? by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:21:55
    That was a tired and sacastic yay (n/t) by Dok2002-12-04 00:30:26
      YAY!!! by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:39:51
        *laughs* We don't really have koalas by JohnLynch2002-12-04 02:00:37
          I thought you were legally obliged by wheresthefish2002-12-04 02:33:14
            No, no. Dingos mate, dingos. by JohnLynch2002-12-04 02:42:48
              Cure against drop bears: by ideur2002-12-04 03:22:17
I did something bad today. by zona2002-12-04 00:07:15
  Do you get headaches? by Reddy2002-12-04 11:04:59
    Strangely enough..no by zona2002-12-04 23:40:20
  I have to see pic's to form a complete opinion.... (n/t) by Tazanator2002-12-04 08:43:17
    Agreed... by DireEyez2002-12-04 17:02:13
  wow by clodia2002-12-04 04:40:41
  Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by GeminiDomino22002-12-04 00:52:09
    Well if you really want, by zona2002-12-04 01:03:32
      Yes please. by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 01:07:06
        My hair stays with me then. :) (n/t) by zona2002-12-04 01:21:11
  God gave me Hair by crazy_gecko2002-12-04 00:37:28
    1 inch! Get a haircut ya damn hippy! (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:38:53
      picking up ruler ... by leibold2002-12-04 01:06:02
  Alas... by Illiad2002-12-04 00:37:24
    I don't see what you did. by SaleGamine2002-12-04 01:25:41
    Do Tell! please? (n/t) by lord_dolphin2002-12-04 00:58:26
    I have to hear this.. by zona2002-12-04 00:43:16
      heh.. by Illiad2002-12-04 00:47:32
        Nnnngggg..... by Illiad2002-12-04 01:05:15
          Go see the trickle of support there. by NOLAWitch2002-12-04 10:31:01
  I know that feeling. by slayer2002-12-04 00:23:09
  So it is not that bad, or? by c3po2002-12-04 00:15:51
    Several people were upset. by zona2002-12-04 00:16:51
      And your opinion is what counts! by c3po2002-12-04 00:20:42
        Lemmings comes to mind. :) (n/t) by zona2002-12-04 00:28:46
      As long as you think its better by syren2002-12-04 00:18:48
        It was rare that I sat on my hair.. by zona2002-12-04 00:20:05
          Agreed! by syren2002-12-04 00:23:56
            I usually have the opposite problem... by excessive2002-12-04 00:52:21
              bloke? (n/t) by syren2002-12-04 00:56:10
                Yep. :-) (n/t) by excessive2002-12-04 09:14:56
            Wow! by zona2002-12-04 00:29:27
              My mum ! by syren2002-12-04 00:52:55
                Honey and Beer? (n/t) by zona2002-12-04 00:58:20
                  Yep! by syren2002-12-04 01:17:39
                    Really... by zona2002-12-04 01:20:45
                      My mum made it up! by syren2002-12-04 01:42:30
  Bummer. Long hair (for women) is great! by adiplomat2002-12-04 00:14:55
    Oy! by Jesus2002-12-04 00:28:44
      *grin* by zona2002-12-04 00:29:58
        my g/f insists I keep growing my hair... by mcnutcase2002-12-04 01:33:53
          The Shave... by zona2002-12-04 02:18:05
            about 3 years ago by mcnutcase2002-12-04 02:46:40
        So does my wife ... <g> (n/t) by klaranth2002-12-04 00:48:56
        I used to have long hair by lord_dolphin2002-12-04 00:45:06
          not really a problem for me by Jesus2002-12-04 00:51:21
            *grin* by zona2002-12-04 01:02:27
          I had really short hair in Grade 7. by zona2002-12-04 00:46:15
    It's still long... (n/t) by zona2002-12-04 00:16:02
      I cant quite reach it :-) (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:18:35
        Hah! (n/t) by zona2002-12-04 00:19:02
  Rapunzel Rapunzel Let down your lo-- by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:14:36
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by adiplomat2002-12-04 00:07:03
  Guess What, I am selling stuff on eBay :-) by sir lox elroy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Looking for freeweights by Relyc2002-12-04 00:57:04
    looking for a bench as well (n/t) by Relyc2002-12-04 00:58:13
How about a tenth power of attorneys? by ag_wyvern2002-12-04 00:01:36
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2002-12-04 00:00:21
  Answer & no new question by soeren2002-12-04 00:08:24
    New Q: by darthludi2002-12-04 00:14:32
      Booth's Brother saved Lincons son.... by RMan3262002-12-04 00:20:43
        According to a 1950's brouchure... by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:29:38
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey by genocide782002-12-04 08:48:10
    Well I see you have been served by SaleGamine2002-12-04 13:26:03
      yes please.... by genocide782002-12-04 13:54:52
    Think she left by Reddy2002-12-04 09:00:34
      Soccer... by genocide782002-12-04 13:56:08
        Beer by Reddy2002-12-04 15:00:56
          You don't get soccer?? by genocide782002-12-04 23:16:53
  drinking coffee and complied the kernej just befor by ozanbaba2002-12-04 07:52:55
  Good morning. by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 06:16:56
    Of course. by SaleGamine2002-12-04 06:24:04
      I'm rather sleepy. by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 06:26:06
        I gather you have a strategic by SaleGamine2002-12-04 06:29:55
          No, I have an obvious seat at the front. by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 06:42:26
            You're welcome by SaleGamine2002-12-04 06:57:31
              Never thought of it that way. But I also have by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 07:07:17
  Good morning by Reddy2002-12-04 06:15:29
    I am , I am by SaleGamine2002-12-04 06:23:17
      Yes by Reddy2002-12-04 07:30:00
        Sorry for the delay by SaleGamine2002-12-04 13:24:56
  Good morning from WMS! by wiseguy5862002-12-04 04:44:35
    *Brings two Pitr-Colas* by SaleGamine2002-12-04 04:56:49
      Another 4 or 5 of them by pi boy2002-12-04 11:43:29
  *drags self in by clodia2002-12-04 04:29:29
    *Grin* by SaleGamine2002-12-04 04:55:34
  My Dear SaleGamine, what happened to your kitty? by sir lox elroy2002-12-04 03:59:00
    Nothing has happened to my kitty by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
      And I almost forgot by SaleGamine2002-12-04 04:54:24
  Good morning by Bellator2002-12-04 03:55:38
    *Brings a tankard of coffee* by SaleGamine2002-12-04 04:50:11
  Hot coco please (with something alcoholic in it) by it_mercenary2002-12-04 03:06:22
    *Gives hot chocolate laced with cognac* by SaleGamine2002-12-04 03:20:59
      {{{SaleGamine}}} by it_mercenary2002-12-04 03:24:28
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by ideur2002-12-04 02:13:52
    *Serves hot chocolate* by SaleGamine2002-12-04 02:16:21
      Lamb trimmings by ideur2002-12-04 02:22:19
        Ok. by SaleGamine2002-12-04 02:33:17
          Thanks by ideur2002-12-04 03:25:08
  Guten Morgen Leute, Hallo Joanne by Old Stoneface2002-12-04 01:45:58
    Hello :) by SaleGamine2002-12-04 01:59:55
      nothing new by Old Stoneface2002-12-04 07:36:37
  Morning ... by chrisP2002-12-04 01:33:09
    A meeting day? by SaleGamine2002-12-04 01:58:54
      Terrible, indeed :-/ by chrisP2002-12-04 02:12:04
        I'm sure it will by SaleGamine2002-12-04 02:17:44
  grey here in bavaria by Klymer2002-12-04 01:32:28
    By preference coffee would be an hourly job. by SaleGamine2002-12-04 01:57:02
  *Waves Goodnight to the UFies* (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 01:19:11
    Good night by SaleGamine2002-12-04 01:27:20
  G'morning from 50.5830°N, 8.5330°E by Fritriac2002-12-04 00:59:47
    Oh my word! by SaleGamine2002-12-04 01:15:35
    Goodmornig to you sir. by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 01:12:27
  finally by Jesus2002-12-04 00:43:20
    Hello :) by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:46:54
      Very nice thanks by Jesus2002-12-04 00:48:53
        Yes, very true! by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:57:09
          hehe by Jesus2002-12-04 01:25:05
  Good mornig by c3po2002-12-04 00:17:55
    Good! by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:45:23
      Just have to write some manuals by c3po2002-12-04 00:49:49
        But , oh so boring... by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:56:17
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by caffine-iv2002-12-04 00:15:29
    Hello there by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:41:40
  Goodmorning sweetie by Spisefisken2002-12-04 00:13:51
    *Brings Champagne* by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:31:12
      Cheers to you too by Spisefisken2002-12-04 00:58:37
        Yes, that is always appreciated by SaleGamine2002-12-04 01:11:09
  Good morning! by syren2002-12-04 00:03:55
    No problem by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:08:14
      A little yes by syren2002-12-04 00:12:00
        That's nice to hear. by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:29:48
          Thats a new one by syren2002-12-04 01:24:58
  *flops down and wishes for lunch* by zona2002-12-04 00:02:35
    Hello. by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:07:25
      *swoons* by zona2002-12-04 00:08:24
        You're welcome by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:10:06
  Coke, Dew, and 2 Crumpets please (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:01:16
    *Serves the drinks* by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:04:34
      Thank you Dear. by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:06:46
        The long fork you use by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:09:33
          I presume you are correct. by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:11:44
            Long forks and electic coils... by zona2002-12-04 00:13:37
              Of course not silly by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:18:10
                You use that big blaze in the fireplace by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:27:59
                *steals his crumpets by syren2002-12-04 00:21:33
                  *extends Dew for trading* by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:23:17
                    *hands over golden brown by syren2002-12-04 00:26:24
  morning dear by count_02002-12-04 00:01:00
    Good morning :) by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:02:44
      ok thats it.... by count_02002-12-04 00:07:42
        It's the damp by SaleGamine2002-12-04 00:11:29
          errmmm.... thanx again.... by count_02002-12-04 00:36:29
Utterly Useless Factoid of the Day by Funky_Monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Did that include... by zona2002-12-04 00:03:23
    Memory is the first thing to go by rockymountain2002-12-04 00:10:38
      *grin* by zona2002-12-04 00:12:46
        I'm too lazy to do the math... by NoTimeToulouse2002-12-04 00:41:53
          Wouldn't you have to know... by zona2002-12-04 00:43:59
            The all seeingFunky_Monkey says... by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:46:02
              Considering thats the average... by zona2002-12-04 00:47:00
                Do not scoff the Monkey! by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:50:54
                  LoL by zona2002-12-04 00:57:38
                    No, I am the all seeing Monkey! by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 01:04:58
                      The codes? Care to explain? (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-12-04 02:31:40
                        We are speaking in Code. ;) by zona2002-12-04 02:32:59
                          oooooh by JohnLynch2002-12-04 02:59:47
                            No need by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
      good one (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:12:37
    Gah, caught me off guard by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:10:15
      And what about the women? by SaleGamine2002-12-04 01:13:57
        actually by clodia2002-12-04 04:22:30
      Really? by zona2002-12-04 00:15:11
        All part of the service. by Funky_Monkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I remember that. by zona2002-12-04 00:31:25
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Michael Slade novels by Chuk2002-12-05 09:04:06
  Vodka, Kaluha, and milk. by Sehmket2002-12-04 12:10:43
  Lunch. by bugarup2002-12-04 10:50:53
    "Free" school food... by BlurOfSerenity2002-12-04 11:29:04
      Do a good turn. by nin_man2002-12-04 12:06:00
        For some reason you're not supposed to let other by BlurOfSerenity2002-12-04 12:11:20
  Alcohol by DaNutBall2002-12-04 09:16:15
  At the moment.... by j.butterfly2002-12-04 08:23:28
  reading all the books from library without anypaid (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-12-04 07:54:50
  books ... by plblark2002-12-04 07:41:02
  Dr. Pepper by Reddy2002-12-04 07:36:22
  Chocolate (n/t) by consul 8802002-12-04 07:14:40
  domination by sketcher2002-12-04 06:55:06
    Does this involve whips and chains?.. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-12-04 11:23:09
  Pool Cues by Control2002-12-04 06:36:22
  Cuddles with other people's SO (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2002-12-04 06:02:59
  several things. by ts0032002-12-04 05:12:02
  books and internet by clodia2002-12-04 04:20:43
  Using software under Windows. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 03:26:53
    if i solve this modem thing by ozanbaba2002-12-04 12:57:02
  non-FYOS-safe. (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-12-04 01:43:08
    Why be guilty about *that*? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-12-04 11:23:41
  Buying phenominally expensive... by lestat2002-12-04 01:33:30
  Trolling message boards (n/t) by slayer2002-12-04 01:05:22
  Well, most of them, actually. by GeminiDomino22006-11-19 12:55:59
    Two Spammers Shot Dead by JohnLynch2002-12-04 01:21:49
      IIRC by GeminiDomino22002-12-04 22:51:11
  I never feel guilty about pleasure by Spisefisken2002-12-04 00:30:52
  hmmmm by Arienadean2002-12-04 00:16:55
    Good to see your happy ;-) (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-12-04 01:18:11
  IDEs by GrueHunter2002-12-04 00:13:47
    JCreator rocks. Won't hear any complaint from me. by LionsPhil2002-12-04 03:23:58
      "Nowt wrong with timesaving." by JohnLynch2002-12-04 03:50:13
        *cough* Handwritten W3C-valid website *cough* by LionsPhil2002-12-04 04:14:50
          "Nowt wrong with timesaving ifyou still doit right by JohnLynch2002-12-04 04:18:52
  CD-Rs and Recorable Media by lord_dolphin2002-12-04 00:12:00
  Reading UF on company time (n/t) by skeptic2002-12-04 00:08:34
    I do that by SaleGamine2002-12-04 05:01:52
    I do that... by wheresthefish2002-12-04 00:58:40
      I've pulled too many 18-24 hour shifts by GeminiDomino22002-12-04 01:01:25
        You mean you only read the cartoon? by skeptic2002-12-04 07:33:00
        All those minutes add up you know. by wheresthefish2002-12-04 02:17:13
  I refuse to comment, on the grounds that I by adiplomat2002-12-04 00:04:40
    I refuse to comment, on the grounds that I by skeegenin2002-12-04 00:39:12
    *grin* by zona2002-12-04 00:08:57
  Ella. by ag_wyvern2002-12-04 00:03:53
  Too much to list by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 00:02:56
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  no money but.... by joshuarat2002-12-04 10:28:44
    Encourage others to support (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2002-12-04 16:16:35
Translations by intx2002-12-04 00:00:04
  Many translations by JohnLynch2002-12-04 04:14:56
  elder sign = Stammesaeltestenabzeichen (n/t) by linuxxer2002-12-04 04:13:28
    sounds good (n/t) by bm_2002-12-04 04:44:43
  Icelandic by Selleri2002-12-04 02:22:30
    Dagbók by Lady-Luna2002-12-04 03:39:35
  deutsch/german by ipous2002-12-04 00:23:13
    "Elder Sign" by moon2002-12-06 06:56:20
    pfälzisch by holg2002-12-05 00:30:49
    mecker mecker by c3po2002-12-04 02:12:25
  deutsch/german by bm_2002-12-04 00:20:31
    Jetzt mal ohne Sch**ss... by fladnaG2002-12-04 11:38:51
    Babelfish? (n/t) by c3po2002-12-04 02:07:45
      babelfish - here we go: by Klymer2002-12-04 03:53:52
        LOL by c3po2002-12-04 05:31:24

 

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