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Cartoon for Nov 29, 2002
Strip for Nov 29, 2002
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went to a car show today by sketcher2002-11-29 22:57:32
  oh- also by sketcher2002-11-29 23:01:23
    Didn't the Charger roll in that movie? by zona2002-11-29 23:11:08
      I liked the original better by CrazySteve2002-11-29 23:27:58
        *blank look* by zona2002-11-29 23:31:02
          gone in sixty seconds <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-29 23:31:56
            *Naive Mode-ON* by zona2002-11-29 23:36:29
              yup. by CrazySteve2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Ta! by zona2002-11-29 23:48:57
                  come now! it is the king of the chase! by CrazySteve2002-11-29 23:54:35
      what it did boggles the mind by sketcher2002-11-29 23:25:22
        was that number 3? by Arienadean2002-11-29 23:33:49
          what??? by sketcher2002-11-29 23:35:56
            No no. by borg3892002-11-29 23:42:39
            well in canada they showed it by Arienadean2002-11-29 23:41:20
          ack lol misunderstood by Arienadean2002-11-29 23:35:35
            I'm just picturing that. by borg3892002-11-29 23:40:08
        I was wondering how exactly it did that. by zona2002-11-29 23:30:14
  Mini-me? (n/t) by borg3892002-11-29 23:00:09
    yeah by sketcher2002-11-29 23:02:28
I just spent a day playing Hitman. by slayer2002-11-29 22:49:12
  I love what these games teach us! by borg3892002-11-29 22:53:38
    It always annoyed me by slayer2002-11-29 23:11:16
      You don't mean that by borg3892002-11-29 23:35:36
        I might not mean it, by slayer2002-11-29 23:41:31
          No idea. by borg3892002-11-29 23:49:30
    yup- its pretty scary by sketcher2002-11-29 23:06:11
      Not sure what silent hill teaches us by borg3892002-11-29 23:07:42
        I have the perfect comeback for that.. by zona2002-11-29 23:12:59
          Hmmm. I won't lart you. by borg3892002-11-29 23:38:29
damn... i miss my knife by sketcher2002-11-29 22:37:43
  god- this is crazy cool by sketcher2002-11-29 22:42:49
Linux/BSD question: by Arcanum2002-11-29 20:29:13
  It's not that bad, really. by Avium2002-11-29 20:34:07
  If you know essentially nothing, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 20:32:23
Quick (Hopefully) question about XWindows by fredf2002-11-29 20:06:52
Debian GNU/Linux + Ethernet question by glenalec2002-11-29 19:58:03
  Setting up Ethernet by kgb kenny2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanx. (n/t)... by glenalec2002-11-29 23:16:54
What happened? Server get rebooted? by borg3892002-11-29 19:30:48
  cleaning lady needed to... by cybergeek2002-11-29 19:44:56
    And Illiad's grandma's life support's socket... by glenalec2002-11-29 20:02:14
      *LART* by cybergeek2002-11-29 20:10:41
        Why not? by glenalec2002-11-29 20:18:52
          I've got a feeling, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 20:20:25
            Fair enough by glenalec2002-11-29 20:23:36
              *delart* by cybergeek2002-11-29 20:46:33
                Thank you. by glenalec2002-11-29 20:53:39
                  There was a shark tank story by borg3892002-11-29 22:58:54
  Telus Routers Played Frisbee :P (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 19:32:25
hey surgo! by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sorry, 'twas away by surgo2002-11-29 22:33:24
Sleep by whitemalkin2002-11-29 16:57:52
  bit late, but the post looked lonely by cybergeek2002-11-29 18:18:48
Message Board Help by sd902002-11-29 16:49:11
  RPGscript by surgo2002-11-29 17:22:27
  if you want ARS (this board) by i_am_pi2006-11-19 12:55:59
    He might better know stout at caffine-iv :) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 18:30:41
  if you've got a perl compiler, by cybergeek2002-11-29 16:54:46
Am I simple? by myke2002-11-29 16:30:17
  Check this link out. by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
  2 cards can connect directly if you set them by i_am_pi2002-11-29 16:43:01
    using by myke2002-11-29 16:50:49
      My best guess would be checking by caffine-iv2002-11-29 18:32:22
      Oog. by i_am_pi2002-11-29 16:56:26
        well find out damnit!!! by myke2002-11-29 16:58:16
so here's some fun: by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dream Computer by SqueakyFoo2006-11-19 12:23:33
    IMHO by fergynewt2006-11-19 12:55:59
  are either of these combos worth it for $102? by cybergeek2002-11-29 17:16:03
    Too few PCI slots! by Arcanum2002-11-29 20:26:58
      fair 'nuff :) (n/t) by cybergeek2002-11-29 20:44:29
  you can probly get a mboard with onboard ethernet (n/t) by surgo2002-11-29 15:16:13
    any idea where/how much? by cybergeek2002-11-29 15:22:44
      Gigabit by SqueakyFoo2002-11-29 23:21:50
      If you can spend a little more on the cpu... by fredf2002-11-29 18:39:18
        MSI KT3V-L by caffine-iv2002-11-29 18:42:46
          But not the video. (n/t) by fredf2002-11-29 18:44:22
            You never mentioned Video. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 18:51:30
              Actually, he did. by kahuana2002-11-29 20:16:51
                Oh, nevermind. I'm blind. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 20:20:56
        And I believe current retail on it is $189US (n/t) by fredf2002-11-29 18:39:43
      now a days, yes, it does <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-29 15:25:48
        k, good :) by cybergeek2002-11-29 15:28:33
          It seemed to a long time ago as well by surgo2002-11-29 15:39:16
  well... by mcnutcase2002-11-29 14:54:02
Yo! Inittab! You still here today? by mikosullivan2002-11-29 14:25:55
  My son can help if you wish by DragonLady2002-11-29 18:51:29
  Iniittab not here today... please rec mesg: *beep* by inittab2002-11-29 15:00:53
  And in addition, another Yo! Inittab! by mcnutcase2002-11-29 14:55:45
    Solaris, the masochist's *nix (n/t) by surgo2002-11-29 15:17:36
      Ironically... by myke2002-11-29 17:40:11
        yeah but with Solaris it's actually true (n/t) by surgo2002-11-29 22:36:44
      the way my SO uses her teeth... by mcnutcase2002-11-29 15:42:20
What global time does this clock works on? by whitemalkin2002-11-29 14:19:42
  I wish... by jdoverholt2002-11-29 21:54:51
  6 Time Zones by MikeCDN2002-11-29 14:22:42
    Well by MikeCDN2002-11-29 14:29:55
      Oops Ignore this one :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2002-11-29 14:30:29
    Wow.. by stargirl2002-11-29 14:26:45
      China has just one. by glenalec2002-11-29 20:42:07
      Actually we have six too by DaNutBall2002-11-29 17:12:51
      Hehe by theonlyaether2002-11-29 14:46:17
      Well by MikeCDN2002-11-29 14:30:11
  Pacific Time <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-29 14:21:06
    does that mean -10 hours from GMT? (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-11-29 14:29:16
      PST is -8 (n/t) by MikeCDN2002-11-29 14:30:53
Seti@Ufie by ahecht2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wohoo! by theonlyaether2002-11-29 18:18:15
what are those lights in office buildings called? by surgo2002-11-29 13:34:06
  They are multi-tube flourescents. by Tomo2002-11-29 17:50:59
  ok, THIS kind of ceiling by surgo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    so you want by CrazySteve2002-11-29 15:44:19
      explain that to the construction-term challenged? (n/t) by surgo2002-11-29 16:05:25
        basically by cybergeek2002-11-29 17:31:58
  if you really need pictures and can't find any... by mcnutcase2002-11-29 14:57:07
    I'll keep lookin (n/t) by surgo2002-11-29 15:10:36
  or maybe by myke2002-11-29 14:00:30
    which is why there's more than 1 texture image by surgo2002-11-29 14:04:19
  fluorescent lights? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 13:36:09
    yes, flourescent as opposed to incandescent (n/t) by flatlander2002-11-29 13:37:44
      look closer..... by sumbusch2002-11-29 19:59:13
        Which means it is not a wrong spelling... by glenalec2002-11-29 20:46:19
          In fact... by glenalec2002-11-29 20:48:28
            thank you... by sumbusch2002-11-29 23:21:35
EEeeek!! too much information!! too by ts0032002-11-29 13:31:18
  A cure for TMI... by adiplomat2002-11-29 17:35:17
  don't be a tease.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 13:48:22
    of course by ts0032002-11-29 13:55:27
      How about private? ;-) by Buffy_Fett2002-11-29 14:07:09
        Hahaha. by ts0032002-11-29 14:28:59
          well now you better go to sleep... by whitemalkin2002-11-29 14:40:09
            yep =) by ts0032002-11-29 14:43:42
    TLI! TLI! (n/t) by pas512002-11-29 13:53:44
      hahahaha.. *echo* 'TLI!!!! TLI!!! TLI!!!' by ts0032002-11-29 13:58:43
  play quake or blood and listen sepultura or harder (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 13:35:22
    hmm... by ts0032002-11-29 13:44:19
  Sleep by surgo2002-11-29 13:35:00
    sleep?!? by ts0032002-11-29 13:42:57
"busiest shopping day of the year" my foot by i_am_pi2002-11-29 13:25:34
  Or "Buy Nothing Day" if you're an adbusters fan... (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 13:31:27
*drools at the ATI radeon 9700* by surgo2002-11-29 13:13:09
  shoulda gone to best buy this morning by cybergeek2002-11-29 14:51:38
    Yup... by ByteMeDammit2002-11-29 22:16:48
    Bastard! by surgo2002-11-29 15:19:09
      eeeeeee....ouch. by cybergeek2002-11-29 17:18:04
...I am going to shoot my computer by CrazySteve2002-11-29 13:11:05
  *freeBSD daemon pops up* by surgo2002-11-29 15:20:33
    *bang* <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-29 15:21:17
  A corrupted filesystem CAN cause a kernel panic by SnArL2002-11-29 13:58:23
  *does "Win Users Don't Get Kernal Errors" dance* (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 13:33:16
    like hell you can't by CrazySteve2002-11-29 13:52:08
      And I don't lose my HD contents :-b (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 13:52:43
        not unless you get a virus by CrazySteve2002-11-29 14:02:52
        Use MS-DOS 6.2: you don't get either by pas512002-11-29 13:57:39
    s/Ke/Ca/ (or alternatively s/nal/nel/) (n/t) by pas512002-11-29 13:42:34
  Shotgun or Rifle... or Thermonuclear Hand Grenade? (n/t) by flatlander2002-11-29 13:23:48
    i succest a sledgehammer or geolog hemmer (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 13:25:52
      <Deleted><Deleted>2002-11-29 14:07:25
        Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2002-11-29 21:11:23
      you to much on setllers (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-11-29 14:07:13
hey illiad what happened to Quake games by ozanbaba2002-11-29 13:05:23
  It'll come around again... by Illiad2002-11-29 13:09:01
    I've been playing Q3A lately, too. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 13:29:52
      ph33r |\/|'/ l33t |24|l 9u|\|! (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-29 17:21:48
        Dang. I could actually read that! (n/t) by borg3892002-11-29 17:23:21
      pfff... by mcnutcase2002-11-29 15:45:47
      and i playing Duke3d still :) (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 13:32:39
        I never liked Duke... by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 13:34:16
          that's rigth but who cares i like it :) (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 13:36:30
    and greg can win quake gigs again ? (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 13:13:45
i did a silly thing again by ozanbaba2002-11-29 12:38:34
  reboot. by i_am_pi2002-11-29 13:02:56
    caldera doesn't use lilo (i miss lilo ) (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 13:17:15
      oh, it uses grub? by i_am_pi2002-11-29 13:19:45
        i solved the proglem :)))) but by ozanbaba2002-11-29 14:39:27
          you probably didn't tell it to install them (n/t) by surgo2002-11-29 15:40:57
        thank you man i am very greatfull for this (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 13:23:11
  reboot into single user mode. change passwd (n/t) by surgo2002-11-29 12:53:51
    what? (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 12:56:48
      search google (n/t) by surgo2002-11-29 13:00:59
        i did and found nothing but bullbok (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 13:03:40
          Sandra Bullbok? I love her! (n/t) by borg3892002-11-29 17:24:11
OMG! Get to a Staples quick! by Ravenlock2002-11-29 12:37:47
  I'm getting off w*rk in 4 minutes by Reddy2002-11-29 12:59:01
  quake 3 here I come (n/t) by surgo2002-11-29 12:54:52
interesting question: by cybergeek2002-11-29 12:30:06
  Netscape 6 or 7 you pick by migiizis2002-11-29 12:45:52
    thankee! (n/t) by cybergeek2002-11-29 14:32:11
So I'm going to teach myself something by Glytch782002-11-29 11:46:17
  and don't use vc++ it completly sucks (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 12:55:11
  Yes, there is a difference between C and C++ by inittab2002-11-29 12:47:08
    Well. by Glytch782002-11-29 13:03:39
      Basis by whitemalkin2002-11-29 13:57:02
        I would not advise Pascal... by inittab2002-11-29 15:13:01
          I disagree there. by Avium2002-11-29 21:19:44
          Sounds good. by Glytch782002-11-29 16:06:13
            Idilya by whitemalkin2002-11-29 16:14:09
  learn c and forget about others :) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 12:30:14
  C is the root of all modern languages by i_am_pi2002-11-29 12:26:39
  Learn. by eos3672002-11-29 12:17:04
  C is probably the best to start by borg3892002-11-29 12:15:25
    Ansi C and C#: by vyrus2002-11-29 13:11:24
      How does one... by Illiad2002-11-29 16:11:06
        The Beast of Redmond says by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
        C-Sharp (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-11-29 16:15:18
          borrowed musical term.... by sumbusch2002-11-29 20:03:31
TTGTBT by caffine-iv2002-11-29 11:02:13
  Good night. (Or day, or whatever!) (n/t) by borg3892002-11-29 11:03:19
Q3Radient help? by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 10:58:59
  you going to by myke2002-11-29 12:56:25
    we'll see. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 13:25:42
      Is there any "feature" like on doom2? by borg3892002-11-29 23:52:08
      couldn't help you at all by myke2002-11-29 13:39:02
  Radiant. I can't spell. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 11:11:48
  Perhaps by benmiller2002-11-29 11:10:48
Why Christmas Sucks thread by borg3892002-11-29 10:58:44
  Because of you MUST give presents... by Kurgan2002-11-29 14:01:16
  what is christmas? (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 12:31:44
    Christmas is by migiizis2002-11-29 12:56:00
      just like us but we don't have holiday on it :) (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 13:28:05
      i heard that by ozanbaba2002-11-29 13:21:01
  I hate spending so much by Reddy2002-11-29 11:40:01
    that's why i use plastic bags and newspaper (n/t) by fraek2002-11-29 23:36:17
  I HATE SNOW!!! by Bellator2002-11-29 11:06:05
    Move to San Diego. Problem solved. (n/t) by MetalMorph2002-11-29 16:04:35
    I like snow. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 11:09:55
      studying in snow (my uni are in one of the coldest (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 13:30:17
        Where are you? by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 13:35:10
          and other part of istanbul no snow at all (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 15:11:10
          and here it's turning to snowstorm :) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 15:07:41
      I don't get snow by Reddy2002-11-29 11:41:42
        Be grateful we don't. by NOLAWitch2002-11-29 11:52:12
          I have a question... by kahuana2002-11-29 13:07:52
          llamas? by Reddy2002-11-29 13:01:25
      I like fall and spring... by Bellator2002-11-29 11:14:05
        But that means there is not as much to remove... by Avium2002-11-29 11:15:33
  I hate Santa. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 11:01:33
    *stops BlurOfSerenity* by borg3892002-11-29 11:02:44
      "Mummy, there's lincoln logs in me sock drawer!" by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 11:07:58
  because i had to move 4 trees and 11 boxes... by Ubergeek22002-11-29 11:00:50
Happy Hanuka by whitemalkin2002-11-29 10:35:19
  thankee! by cybergeek2002-11-29 12:31:31
yay! aj's back! (n/t) by test1232002-11-29 10:26:19
  i wish i could have brain fizz... (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-11-29 10:28:58
This is what i hate about christmas.. by Ubergeek22002-11-29 10:24:57
  For a few years i built tiny electronic trees. by kahuana2002-11-29 13:22:41
    Cool! B) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-29 17:07:05
  thats such a hassel by Antagonist2002-11-29 10:38:32
    Canadian Tire has fibre optic trees. by Avium2002-11-29 11:12:30
    Personally, I'll wait until by borg3892002-11-29 10:44:12
      let's do it. by Ubergeek22002-11-29 10:46:15
        Now Announcing.... by borg3892002-11-29 10:53:56
          trust me, we tried inhaling.. by Ubergeek22002-11-29 10:59:47
            Whatever you do.... by borg3892002-11-29 11:00:30
              *yanks out ceramic xmas tree* by Ubergeek22002-11-29 11:02:55
                Odd. I didn't think we released that model yet. by borg3892002-11-29 11:06:30
    Or you could just get a real tree. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-29 10:43:16
  Heheh. I have none. by borg3892002-11-29 10:27:06
    Right. by aix tom2002-11-29 10:56:16
    Up until five minutes ago by Bellator2002-11-29 10:51:37
      <sarcasm>Thanks ma!</sarcasm> by borg3892002-11-29 10:55:17
        Oh yes... by Bellator2002-11-29 10:58:29
          My family has learned NOT TO TOUCH MY STUFF! by borg3892002-11-29 10:59:47
            My mother and SO have both learned that... by Avium2002-11-29 11:09:20
              Ouch. (n/t) by borg3892002-11-29 11:09:55
!! can anyone get to macromedia.com? by grovella2002-11-29 10:01:21
  I can get to it fine. by borg3892006-11-19 12:55:59
    nope. by grovella2002-11-29 10:09:17
      Perhaps it's an internet split by borg3892002-11-29 10:10:16
        Can you ping macromedia.com? by borg3892002-11-29 10:10:41
          ping no work. by grovella2002-11-29 10:12:02
            It's timing out? by borg3892002-11-29 10:13:56
              Unknown host by grovella2002-11-29 10:19:15
                Is that your provider, by any chance? by borg3892002-11-29 10:24:11
                  BC.net is, by grovella2002-11-29 10:27:58
                    Cool by borg3892002-11-29 10:35:56
    s/ip/dns/ correction (n/t) by borg3892002-11-29 10:05:10
  yes it loaded fine for me (n/t) by Arienadean2002-11-29 10:04:39
My wierd problem from yesterday by jdoverholt2002-11-29 09:38:10
  Update (Happy!) by jdoverholt2002-11-29 17:19:31
    Another update (Unhappy) by jdoverholt2002-11-29 21:51:19
      Sorry to hear that. by borg3892002-11-29 23:05:39
  Check this out by borg3892006-11-19 12:55:59
    Virus by jdoverholt2002-11-29 10:40:39
      I'm sure there are linux virii by borg3892002-11-29 10:47:56
        yeah there are virii for linux and not very much (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 12:59:28
I need Christmas suggestions by Reddy2002-11-29 09:34:46
  buy them a amige to play :) (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 12:34:14
  Legos (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-29 09:43:55
    Have (lots) by Reddy2002-11-29 09:47:40
      you can never have too much Lego. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 10:53:08
        agreed by cybergeek2002-11-29 12:34:41
          got that beat by Reddy2002-11-29 13:03:47
            yeh, duplos do that (n/t) by cybergeek2002-11-29 18:05:29
      I see by DaNutBall2002-11-29 09:54:27
        oldest loves books by Reddy2002-11-29 09:57:23
          he may like seuss or like books by Arienadean2002-11-29 10:05:38
            I think its by Reddy2002-11-29 10:10:19
              seuss has some movies too like "The Lorax" (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-11-29 10:54:38
                I'll have to look - thanks by Reddy2002-11-29 11:43:51
                  I mean animated/drawn ones too (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-11-29 15:05:57
  are both by Arienadean2002-11-29 09:37:02
    youngest says by Reddy2002-11-29 09:45:08
      ahh ok by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
        little tykes by Reddy2002-11-29 10:07:03
          one more link by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Thanks for the link by dunham2002-11-29 11:44:47
  Gameboy? by borg3892002-11-29 09:36:38
    youngest might by Reddy2002-11-29 09:40:15
      Sorry to hear that. by borg3892002-11-29 10:08:06
REALLY STUPID Perl question by i_am_pi2002-11-29 08:55:22
  One way is... by mlopes2002-11-29 10:03:44
    or maybe... by mlopes2002-11-29 10:04:54
      Careful... by vyrus2002-11-29 13:16:56
        Sure by mlopes2002-11-30 02:51:30
  try this by caffine-iv2002-11-29 08:57:42
    That didn't work. It complains "array found where by i_am_pi2002-11-29 09:09:37
    or this ... by aix tom2002-11-29 09:07:13
      Yeah, that did it. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-11-29 09:12:54
GAAAAAAAAAAAH by myke2002-11-29 08:49:31
  2100 is above hte price point? by caffine-iv2002-11-29 08:50:42
    hmm (n/t) by myke2002-11-29 08:54:30
The Dating Game! by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
  White 1967 Mustang hard top. by kahuana2002-11-29 13:17:27
  A 1957 Cadillac Hearse (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-11-29 11:19:03
  No one's said Hummer yet? by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 11:10:43
    Who would want to be a sissy civilian car... by Bellator2002-11-29 11:17:14
      Sissy civilian car? by lonegunman2002-11-29 12:55:08
        Hummer is GMs version... by Bellator2002-11-29 13:01:40
          I've seen one of the new Hummer models. by Arcanum2002-11-29 13:08:59
            Hear, Hear! by lonegunman2002-11-29 14:05:36
              Well, duh. by Arcanum2002-11-29 16:24:38
                Or even just drive right over them.... by lonegunman2002-11-29 16:59:42
  A hover car (n/t) by borg3892002-11-29 09:18:57
  other vehicle... by mcnutcase2002-11-29 09:17:09
  SUV by Arienadean2002-11-29 09:08:58
    How about by borg3892002-11-29 09:16:59
      :P by Arienadean2002-11-29 09:29:06
        cars, to me, are just transportation by borg3892002-11-29 09:35:37
          well when I still drove by Arienadean2002-11-29 09:46:09
            So now that you don't drive... by borg3892002-11-29 10:12:55
              well I always liked them as a kid by Arienadean2002-11-29 10:31:00
                Oh ok. by borg3892002-11-29 10:39:29
            My last car was a Taurus by Reddy2002-11-29 09:54:45
  A Harley Davidson motorcycle. by Bellator2002-11-29 09:03:35
  something Red by Reddy2002-11-29 08:55:53
  a car oc course (what you expext ) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 08:52:11
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA by caffine-iv2002-11-29 08:47:21
  tactical turkey warhead. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 10:54:54
    Any gravy with that? (n/t) by borg3892002-11-29 10:56:00
  *shoots ICBM at caffeine-iv* by DaNutBall2002-11-29 09:01:09
    *presses hte red button* by caffine-iv2002-11-29 09:02:27
  Hmm by Reddy2002-11-29 08:59:00
    Leftovers? by caffine-iv2002-11-29 09:00:29
      I have pies :) by Reddy2002-11-29 09:05:12
        Turkey or ham pies? by borg3892002-11-29 09:18:06
          Pecan and Pumkin pies by Reddy2002-11-29 09:59:36
            Dang. I'm too slow I guess. :( by borg3892002-11-29 10:19:23
        Cookies! by caffine-iv2002-11-29 09:06:23
          home made by Reddy2002-11-29 09:08:59
            I wouldn't mind one:) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 09:10:34
              Ahh by Reddy2002-11-29 09:13:12
                Nah, we just don't have the stuff to do it. by caffine-iv2002-11-29 09:14:46
                  That's bad by Reddy2002-11-29 09:19:37
                    *hands Caffine-iv a magnifying glass* by borg3892002-11-29 09:22:13
                      Cool, c/ya next year! by caffine-iv2002-11-29 09:23:37
                        *hands caffine-iv a flashlight* by borg3892002-11-29 09:30:16
                          Oh hey by Reddy2002-11-29 09:36:00
                            Great idea! by borg3892002-11-29 09:37:17
                              I saw in mail by Reddy2002-11-29 09:48:28
                                I have an idea! by borg3892002-11-29 10:20:55
                                Weee! by caffine-iv2002-11-29 10:36:39
                                LOL by borg3892002-11-29 10:56:36
                                I'll be, it has! by caffine-iv2002-11-29 11:00:03
                                Really? by borg3892002-11-29 11:01:39
                    That sounds good :) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 09:21:52
  *drops anvil on caffine-iv* by borg3892002-11-29 08:48:02
    Thanks:) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 08:50:04
What's this i hear about Black Friday? (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-11-29 08:14:32
  Black Friday. by cmantito2002-11-29 09:01:06
    ahh i see. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-11-29 09:12:16
  Sorry, accidently hit the light switch. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 08:15:54
    Good going (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-29 09:01:37
Thank the $Deity That I'm so clever.... by GreyArea2002-11-29 07:51:51
  yea, i got the other one they sold ;) (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-11-29 07:54:29
    Ahhh ! so you're the (L)user we sold it to :-P (n/t) by GreyArea2002-11-29 07:56:59
      well i'm a user, not a luser.. by Ubergeek22002-11-29 08:00:07
yo canadian Ufies by MrFlagg2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A few links by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
Anyone here? by Reddy2002-11-29 06:35:56
  Is there anybody in there? by kahuana2002-11-29 13:03:32
  hmm by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Morning Arienadean! by borg3892002-11-29 07:59:25
      morning :) by Arienadean2002-11-29 09:21:56
        Sorry to hear you missed out by borg3892002-11-29 09:27:58
          I like huffs... by webishop2002-11-29 09:36:38
          ooh you like cream pies by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
            mmmm, pie. by borg3892002-11-29 09:59:14
    My mom made cookies by Reddy2002-11-29 07:47:10
      yum by Arienadean2002-11-29 09:12:02
        Ahh by Reddy2002-11-29 09:16:21
  I was here... by Ebony2002-11-29 07:36:48
    Bye :( (n/t) by Reddy2002-11-29 07:38:54
  I'm here now. and yes, i was thinking the same. by Ubergeek22002-11-29 07:31:04
    Doing good by Reddy2002-11-29 07:33:17
      i'm allright. by Ubergeek22002-11-29 07:36:17
        Why would someone by Reddy2002-11-29 07:38:09
          because they want me to give up on the girl i like by Ubergeek22002-11-29 07:41:46
            And this is a problem why? by P.Buttercup2002-11-29 07:46:21
              i'm a soap opera i know. by Ubergeek22002-11-29 07:48:26
                Confucious say... by nin_man2002-11-29 07:59:44
                  that's a hell of a way to start a relationship... by Ubergeek22002-11-29 08:01:23
            Ahh by Reddy2002-11-29 07:45:50
              they're not fighting over me.. by Ubergeek22002-11-29 07:49:47
                OK by Reddy2002-11-29 07:55:56
                  wow, here names make things so much easier.. by Ubergeek22002-11-29 07:59:00
                    I don't know her by Reddy2002-11-29 08:01:32
                    If she's lurking... by borg3892002-11-29 08:01:20
                      she hasn't been online in 2 days. by Ubergeek22002-11-29 08:03:07
                        Oh hey by Reddy2002-11-29 08:08:22
                          does he wanna be a daddy? (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-11-29 08:12:43
                            doubt it by Reddy2002-11-29 08:17:15
                              depends really. by Ubergeek22002-11-29 08:19:27
                                What area? by Reddy2002-11-29 08:32:03
                                *grin* by Ubergeek22002-11-29 08:40:01
                                Red-head by Reddy2002-11-29 08:45:08
                        That's too bad. by borg3892002-11-29 08:07:43
                          she knows i like her. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-11-29 08:08:31
                            So what is she waiting for? by borg3892002-11-29 08:09:22
                              if i get her, she has to leave the world she now by Ubergeek22002-11-29 08:13:38
                                Hmm by Reddy2002-11-29 08:18:23
                                she lives at home. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-11-29 08:19:47
                                Ahh by Reddy2002-11-29 08:25:02
                                {{{{Reddy}}}} by Ubergeek22002-11-29 08:31:43
                                Thank you by Reddy2002-11-29 08:36:34
                                i'm sorry hun. by Ubergeek22002-11-29 08:38:47
                                Thanks by Reddy2002-11-29 08:43:54
                                i hope not dear. by Ubergeek22002-11-29 08:45:54
                                true by Reddy2002-11-29 08:51:33
                                wenkitten82. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-11-29 09:11:24
                      Might make it easier by Reddy2002-11-29 08:02:53
  Just passing thru by glenalec2002-11-29 07:22:26
    Ahh by Reddy2002-11-29 07:25:38
      'Night Reddy (n/t) by glenalec2002-11-29 07:31:20
  I am not here by Spisefisken2002-11-29 06:53:25
    ahh by Reddy2002-11-29 06:57:36
    In my head? by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:57:10
      Your head by Spisefisken2002-11-29 06:58:12
        What a nice imagination I have by SaleGamine2002-11-29 07:25:54
          If I'm just a figment of your imagination... by Bellator2002-11-29 07:37:58
            Well, I'll try. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 07:56:40
              Hmmm... by Bellator2002-11-29 08:11:48
                Sorry, It's not easy keeping track by SaleGamine2002-11-29 08:14:51
                  Maybe you need by Reddy2002-11-29 08:19:44
                  Ok. by Bellator2002-11-29 08:19:01
                  can i move into your basement now? (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-11-29 08:17:48
                  Don't forget me :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 08:16:31
  *waves hand* by mcnutcase2002-11-29 06:47:37
    *waves back* by Reddy2002-11-29 06:51:59
      If it's ok by you... by mcnutcase2002-11-29 06:53:19
        works for me by Reddy2002-11-29 06:55:08
  I'm not here... by myke2002-11-29 06:46:52
    Maybe you are just over there? (n/t) by JohnRyan2002-11-29 06:50:14
      Nah, by myke2002-11-29 06:52:58
        Hm, wouldn't you reach... by JohnRyan2002-11-29 06:54:40
          damnit Jim!^H^H^H^Hohn! by myke2002-11-29 06:56:14
            Actually... by JohnRyan2002-11-29 06:59:44
              In fact... by myke2002-11-29 07:08:17
                And now... by JohnRyan2002-11-29 07:22:38
                  How can one do that? by myke2002-11-29 07:30:50
                    Split personality. by JohnRyan2002-11-29 07:37:49
                      Not if You're blind! (n/t) by myke2002-11-29 07:41:26
  I'm here by DaNutBall2002-11-29 06:45:01
  I know, I know by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:41:13
  We're all on the secret board. by wheresthefish2002-11-29 06:39:06
    That explains it by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:41:44
  Maybe everyone's sleeping off by Paphos2002-11-29 06:39:03
    Heh, triptophane withdrawl. (n/t) by frogboy2002-11-29 06:50:38
    Yeah I think you're right by Reddy2002-11-29 06:50:33
  Yeah. by caffine-iv2002-11-29 06:38:35
    trying not to work by Reddy2002-11-29 06:54:17
      Lucky you. by caffine-iv2002-11-29 06:56:53
        Hard choice... by JohnRyan2002-11-29 07:00:58
          w00t! (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:01:54
        Not much of one by Reddy2002-11-29 07:00:09
          Hey, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:00:58
            Minus daycare by Reddy2002-11-29 07:06:52
              That'll do him good later one, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:08:24
                He likes to be tickle by Reddy2002-11-29 07:11:22
                  Niiice :) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:12:21
                    Hey I'm not 7 by Reddy2002-11-29 07:18:24
                      tee hee! by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:22:50
                        Better yet by Reddy2002-11-29 07:24:56
                          I could go for that :D by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:26:48
                            Hmm by Reddy2002-11-29 07:28:21
                              That's okay! :) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:31:42
                                Makes it easier by Reddy2002-11-29 07:34:41
                                Ah okay. by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:37:15
                                Sure by Reddy2002-11-29 07:39:50
                                Okay :) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:40:44
                                Data entry by Reddy2002-11-29 07:49:14
                                Oooo, Data Entry. I see those jobs all over here. by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:51:03
                                Well by Reddy2002-11-29 08:00:09
                                Hey, sounds great :) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 08:01:33
                                Central TX by Reddy2002-11-29 08:06:34
                                Doesn't get much better than that! by caffine-iv2002-11-29 08:14:08
                                Ohh No daycare bill by Reddy2002-11-29 08:15:57
                                A true geek, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 08:25:27
                                when I didn't w*rk by Reddy2002-11-29 08:27:41
                                Wow :) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 08:28:56
                                didn't have cartoons by Reddy2002-11-29 08:38:04
                                I'm watching Garfield at the moment :) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 08:39:46
                                My parents fav. by Reddy2002-11-29 08:47:52
                                Moms going to be turning cable off soon.. by caffine-iv2002-11-29 08:55:24
                                kept him out of trouble by Reddy2002-11-29 08:57:22
                                Thats good, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 08:59:24
                                ready for Christmas? by Reddy2002-11-29 09:02:14
                                Heh. Not really... by caffine-iv2002-11-29 09:04:00
                                Ahh by Reddy2002-11-29 09:07:44
                                I think I did okay :) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 09:13:07
                                At least you tried by Reddy2002-11-29 09:26:14
                                That's a shame :( by caffine-iv2002-11-29 09:29:00
                                waste of film by Reddy2002-11-29 09:32:53
                                w00t! by caffine-iv2002-11-29 09:34:33
Hey Everyone by Ammon882002-11-29 06:10:15
  Hi! by Reddy2002-11-29 06:21:57
Perl logo? by cmantito2002-11-29 05:47:21
  Far as I know, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 05:52:39
    try www.perl.com too (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 05:55:17
Sony Vaio PCGFXA10 - what does UFies think ? by itanon2002-11-29 04:37:02
  I think IBM Thinkpad(quality) by Radagast302002-11-29 06:38:40
    If their web sites are anything to go by, by glenalec2006-11-19 12:55:59
      According to your lart page.... by Radagast302002-11-29 07:36:44
        Their page is very good looking... by glenalec2002-11-29 18:52:12
  A decent machine, but very non-upgradeable. (n/t by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-29 06:05:45
  My personal experience by wheresthefish2002-11-29 05:07:22
    Have a look through by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  In technical experience, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 04:39:45
    Re: In technical experience by Garath2002-11-29 06:03:20
Spea V7 fga860gx ... by chrisP2002-11-29 04:23:35
On the day after Thanksgiving, the by adiplomat2002-11-29 04:04:46
  {{adiplomat}} by webishop2002-11-29 09:48:29
  Some drug stores sell temporary filling by Unseen2002-11-29 08:14:30
  try the yellow pages.... by sumbusch2002-11-29 06:10:23
  They don't work. Even Novocaine requires by adiplomat2002-11-29 04:23:45
    Sorry thought I would try and help. (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 04:32:37
      It was appreciated. (n/t) by adiplomat2002-11-29 04:36:06
    Pardon me, this was a reply to Sir Lox. (n/t) by adiplomat2002-11-29 04:24:44
  Try Aquafresh sensative, then Ambesol. :-) (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 04:15:42
Sounds Familiar by chazokim2002-11-29 04:04:10
  chief is already on the dark side! by itanon2002-11-29 04:40:22
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Taking out the o's by Ebony2002-11-29 07:41:29
    Another idea by Ebony2002-11-29 07:43:19
      I was wondering by Tron-X2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Taking out the words that start with 'o'... by gblues2002-11-29 06:55:58
How much... by whitemalkin2002-11-29 03:56:09
  answer by whitemalkin2002-11-29 15:12:08
  And thus spoke the almighty oracle ... by Fritriac2002-11-29 06:15:50
  IIRC, it's the same amount as... by cyrek2002-11-29 05:47:40
  forty-two? (n/t) by flatlander2002-11-29 05:35:47
  *Zzzzapp* by wheresthefish2002-11-29 04:29:43
  Two witches... by NorthernCoder2002-11-29 04:15:29
  That depends.. by caffine-iv2002-11-29 03:59:08
I Hate News channels =/ by caffine-iv2002-11-29 03:50:35
  After getting mad at the news, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 04:16:24
    Wow, Alaska just made it into a cartoon! by caffine-iv2002-11-29 05:32:56
    I dunno what cartoon this is, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 05:10:44
      Rather silly? (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-11-29 05:24:55
        A bit, tho the three beautiful women by caffine-iv2002-11-29 05:25:57
  But that's not entertaining enough. by wheresthefish2002-11-29 03:55:01
    They're probebly going to by caffine-iv2002-11-29 03:58:15
      You're not alone. BBC News does it too. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-29 05:00:11
  That's what the science channel is for (n/t) by whitemalkin2002-11-29 03:52:58
    That's what home computers are for. by glenalec2002-11-29 04:29:19
Question about homegrown Muds by JohnLynch2002-11-29 03:32:35
  No webserver .. by dericpr2002-11-29 08:03:13
  No webserver is neccesary. by caffine-iv2002-11-29 03:36:06
    hmmm, that's odd by JohnLynch2002-11-29 03:38:54
      How is hte network setup? by caffine-iv2002-11-29 03:41:23
        Technical lingo? by JohnLynch2002-11-29 03:48:13
          Okay, how is your friend related to this network? by caffine-iv2002-11-29 03:54:08
            Hmmm....I'll see what googling does by JohnLynch2002-11-29 03:58:24
              Are either of hte two connected to the net? (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 03:59:37
                The main one is. by JohnLynch2002-11-29 04:02:55
                  Heh by jgaudet2002-11-29 09:48:41
                  No.. by caffine-iv2002-11-29 04:06:08
                    Thanks for that by JohnLynch2002-11-29 04:10:35
                      Just a note about internal networks by dericpr2002-11-29 08:09:07
                      Special IP addys by Yert2006-11-19 12:55:59
Pitr-Cola for everyone at Illiways!! by ts0032002-11-29 03:15:08
  Grattis! (nt) by Beorn2002-11-29 08:04:49
    Tack =) (n/t) by ts0032002-11-29 11:11:15
  Herzlichen Glückwunsch! by Fritriac2002-11-29 06:06:36
    Danke... by ts0032002-11-29 12:12:08
  Happy birthday! (n/t) by chrisP2002-11-29 04:46:44
  Congrats (n/t) by Control2002-11-29 04:38:52
  You gotten drunk? by JohnLynch2002-11-29 03:29:39
    Depends on the country by Spisefisken2002-11-29 04:12:54
      *grin* by SaleGamine2002-11-29 04:44:35
  *dons birthday suit* by slayer2002-11-29 03:22:27
    birthday suit???? by ts0032002-11-29 12:08:46
    I'm not sure about you, but the last time I heard by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 03:33:33
      I'm thinking of adopting nudity as my new LART. by slayer2002-11-29 03:37:24
        You're going to wear a trench coat.. by glenalec2002-11-29 03:46:25
          *Hanyu Pinyin Nazi* by Feng_Li2002-11-29 04:14:21
            As everyone here knows: by glenalec2002-11-29 05:40:16
          LOL by NorthernCoder2002-11-29 03:59:19
            Winter is ariving here... by glenalec2002-11-29 04:04:51
              STILL no snow in Alaska :P by caffine-iv2002-11-29 04:07:03
                Wen already had snow in BFE, err Nebraska. (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 04:11:51
                  BFE... by caffine-iv2002-11-29 04:15:44
                    BF Egypt :-) (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 06:38:06
                      Oh. BF Egypt ain't so bad, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 06:39:31
Poll Of The DAY by slayer2002-11-29 03:05:27
  My Computers... by Funky_Monkey2002-11-29 23:44:38
  3, when the kid's home from college, networked n/t by mridenour2002-11-29 20:34:01
  5 currently working computers by Kickstart2002-11-29 18:53:05
  3 networked, 2 others running and MANY not running (n/t) by surgo2002-11-29 17:21:33
  4, all networked. (n/t) by MetalMorph2002-11-29 16:06:17
  9, I guess by julius.apweiler2002-11-29 14:39:55
  Uh... 5 running most of the time at home... by lonegunman2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Whoops, next post reminded me... by lonegunman2002-11-29 14:51:38
  4 including 2 notebooks by harold2002-11-29 13:56:43
  Not quite sure by Nea2002-11-29 11:53:17
  One desktop, One laptop... by Avium2002-11-29 11:34:03
  3, all networked by jgaudet2002-11-29 09:55:40
  5 networked, 7 not networked by thedefunctmunky2002-11-29 09:43:22
  2, laptop and desktop. by Arcanum2002-11-29 09:13:08
  9, all networked. by Sieldan2002-11-29 08:52:15
  3: by breezeblock2002-11-29 08:46:20
  Depending on definition of "running" by gila_monster2002-11-29 08:39:23
  7 here by desertrat662002-11-29 08:25:04
  link to some answers by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
  0 (n/t) by Ebony2002-11-29 07:43:59
  Two desktops by Bellator2002-11-29 07:21:03
  3 to 4 by migiizis2002-11-29 07:13:25
  Two complete functioning systems. by NOLAWitch2002-11-29 07:11:02
  3 to 7 depending on exactly when you count them by SMcV2002-11-29 07:04:30
    or if you count working but unused ones: by SMcV2002-11-29 07:11:02
  currently only 5 by lestat2002-11-29 06:55:18
    forgot to mention network and rack by lestat2002-11-29 06:59:35
    Hey, do me a favor? by caffine-iv2002-11-29 06:58:02
      Not easily by lestat2002-11-29 07:02:20
        It isn't. by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:05:33
          its easy if.... by lestat2002-11-29 07:18:15
            I am not =( *sniffle* by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:20:48
              Reality computing by lestat2002-11-29 07:29:03
                I emailed them at by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:52:50
                I've been lucky so far actually. by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:33:47
              Oh, email addres is in my diary, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:28:16
          pleeeease?? by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:14:06
          I'd offer to do the work myself, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 07:07:24
  not a one...(of my own) by Glytch782002-11-29 06:53:49
    IMO AMD is better then Intel, but by law... by abaron2002-11-29 06:58:21
  Only one by DaNutBall2002-11-29 06:47:05
  42.... by sumbusch2002-11-29 06:18:05
  Three, two in a net ... by Fritriac2002-11-29 06:11:33
  Two working, four incomplete. No network. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-29 06:10:03
  6!!!! I feel l33t by jeditheduck2002-11-29 06:02:17
    Points to his post below by abaron2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Six, five networked by flatlander2002-11-29 05:48:22
  4 and a half by ideur2002-11-29 05:07:38
  5 - all networked by k2OS2002-11-29 04:56:14
  Two running at the moment by aix tom2002-11-29 04:52:15
  One by chrisP2002-11-29 04:50:49
  two by Control2002-11-29 04:40:45
  Six by Radagast302002-11-29 04:38:58
  7, all networked (wired and wireless) by Kurgan2002-11-29 04:38:06
  1 ( was 2) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 04:18:16
  3. Yes. The laptop is a P4 (not mobile) by adiplomat2002-11-29 03:59:49
  Five by c3po2002-11-29 03:59:11
    forgot... by c3po2002-11-29 04:00:56
  Two... by glenalec2002-11-29 03:48:27
  Hmm.... 3.5 or 17.5 by abaron2002-11-29 03:41:58
    Forgot by abaron2002-11-29 03:44:44
  Do you REALLY Want too know?? Are you Sure???????? by sir lox elroy2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Damn that's nice... by slayer2002-11-29 03:34:09
      I can no longer have caffeine due to medical by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 03:50:48
        OMG that's terrible (n/t) by flowerchild2002-11-29 05:39:06
  4.5 computers by lord_dolphin2002-11-29 03:28:09
  Five. by wheresthefish2002-11-29 03:27:01
  2.1 and yes they're networked. (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-11-29 03:27:00
  3 currently. by caffine-iv2002-11-29 03:21:57
    Networking Hardware by caffine-iv2002-11-29 03:34:54
    Others Not Running by caffine-iv2002-11-29 03:32:03
      By not running I mean "turned off". (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 03:43:41
  5 boxen, connected with Linksys wireless network. by slayer2002-11-29 03:13:37
  Two by Spisefisken2002-11-29 03:09:38
    HOWTO ... by WaveyDavey2002-11-29 03:26:33
Mentioning the part of Build your own computer by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 02:53:20
  Could be hte people who put by caffine-iv2002-11-29 03:10:32
  The very same people that by Afterburner2002-11-29 03:08:54
    Oh, no. That was not a stupid move by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:07:39
  You have only ONE computer ? by aix tom2002-11-29 03:01:47
    No but I was at a friends house and helping him by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 03:17:37
  Easy.. by JohnRyan2002-11-29 03:01:46
  Are you questioning the wisdom of your dear mother by slayer2002-11-29 03:00:52
"jokes aren't racist, by JohnLynch2002-11-29 02:45:39
  Same only different by nibbler2002-11-29 06:24:21
    Fear not by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:27:53
      One in my parts involves by caffine-iv2002-11-29 06:30:18
        Same old, same old eh? (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:39:31
          You got it =P (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 06:40:50
  Or, to get more regional .... by aix tom2002-11-29 06:17:20
    In the same vein. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:24:03
  English man, Scotsman and Irish man... by glenalec2002-11-29 05:44:16
  And then off course ... by aix tom2002-11-29 05:28:59
  That one reminds me of an oldie. by adiplomat2002-11-29 03:54:47
  An Ausi in a bar says to the two blokes by glenalec2002-11-29 03:54:43
  with our local ethnics, by amlethus2002-11-29 03:04:52
  *cleans soda of monitor* by slayer2002-11-29 02:50:47
    A kiwi is a kind of fruit right? by Spisefisken2002-11-29 02:59:29
      That, too (N/T) by JohnRyan2002-11-29 03:00:21
        And what is the other? by Spisefisken2002-11-29 03:04:59
          New Zealanders. (n/t) by slayer2002-11-29 03:06:10
            A bird too. (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-11-29 03:23:09
ATOTD - Writing (Poetry) by JohnRyan2002-11-29 02:29:18
  easy by mcnutcase2002-11-29 02:30:32
    N*v*rm*re by WaveyDavey2002-11-29 03:30:47
      BTW in the later books the Raven by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:39:02
        Cheers by WaveyDavey2002-11-29 07:13:49
      Phobos and Deimos?? by lord_dolphin2002-11-29 03:37:35
        That's Greek. by JohnRyan2002-11-29 03:42:56
          Riddle solved! by JohnRyan2002-11-29 03:45:43
            Bonus Question, by WaveyDavey2002-11-29 03:49:20
              Translated freely... by JohnRyan2002-11-29 03:58:18
                OK, I'll accept that. by WaveyDavey2002-11-29 06:17:47
                  Fascinating... by JohnRyan2002-11-29 06:31:56
    Who said? by JohnRyan2002-11-29 02:34:34
      *shakehand* by mcnutcase2002-11-29 02:35:53
        You get what you deserve! by JohnRyan2002-11-29 02:42:59
Turning to the best for help by donldson2002-11-29 02:14:53
  you can always try the slappy version(n/t) by whitemalkin2002-11-29 03:26:23
    Refresh me, slappy version? (n/t) by donldson2002-11-29 04:51:01
  don't know... by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I was gunna do a joke by JohnLynch2002-11-29 02:20:25
Ways to annoy people #743. by mcnutcase2002-11-29 02:07:14
  *flicks wrists* Oh stop being such a hetero... (n/t) by slayer2002-11-29 03:25:29
  Asking you to leave is as wrong as by JohnLynch2002-11-29 02:10:38
    we weren't doing it just to annoy by mcnutcase2002-11-29 02:12:47
  Where are the other 742? by Tomo2002-11-29 02:07:59
    ever hear of a random number? by mcnutcase2002-11-29 02:11:36
    How to annoy people #123 by count_02002-11-29 02:10:57
      hmmm..... by count_02002-11-29 02:12:03
        here some links : by count_02006-11-19 12:55:59
          I like #118 by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:32:14
            or # 17... by sumbusch2002-11-29 23:27:47
Sports & Geeks by Illiad2002-11-29 01:54:00
  Nope, that came later by mridenour2002-11-29 20:39:47
  Ah, what the hell. by Avium2002-11-29 18:56:31
  Junior boxing by Kickstart2002-11-29 18:51:32
  American Football and Golf by plucky2002-11-29 10:48:49
  American Football: by breezeblock2002-11-29 08:57:09
  Played handball a bit... by Bellator2002-11-29 07:47:26
  is programming a sport by Gandalf_Grey_2002-11-29 04:57:12
  I was 5'10" and 210lbs. as a freshman! by adiplomat2002-11-29 04:08:26
    Anchor at tug-o-war? by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:44:45
    Lineman right :-) (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 04:14:12
      Defensive end. "Quarterback tasty! YUM!" by adiplomat2002-11-29 04:19:21
  I bowled out the school cricket captain. by glenalec2002-11-29 04:01:30
    Oh, and I'm probably one of the few... by glenalec2002-11-29 04:03:21
      I've done that. by wheresthefish2002-11-29 04:10:51
  Asked many times to Join High School Football by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 03:26:16
    For any particular reason? (n/t) by slayer2002-11-29 03:29:47
  I tried soccer, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 02:29:36
  I did athletichs for 12 years, by Razzmatazz2002-11-29 02:21:06
  Swam and got started on cycling by abaron2002-11-29 02:11:14
  I have been.... by GreyArea2002-11-29 02:10:42
    Yaaay - Manchester Alumni ! by WaveyDavey2002-11-29 03:34:09
      UMIST - Electrical & Electronic Eng. by GreyArea2002-11-29 04:10:40
        Chucking Nasturtiums ... by WaveyDavey2002-11-29 06:22:04
          Coukd say I've moved on as I'm now in.... by GreyArea2002-11-29 07:44:05
  yup by mcnutcase2002-11-29 02:10:28
  Played American football in highschool. by slayer2002-11-29 02:08:05
    Forgot that I played basketball into Jr High. by slayer2002-11-29 02:48:43
    Darn tootin' by Illiad2002-11-29 02:17:47
      You must grow em small in Canada. by slayer2002-11-29 02:31:53
        it's all about timing by mcnutcase2002-11-29 02:35:25
          You can't tackle when you're on offense. by slayer2002-11-29 02:43:35
  i was collecting excuses.... by count_02002-11-29 02:03:36
  depends how you mean it by cybergeek2002-11-29 02:03:10
  No, not I by SaleGamine2002-11-29 02:00:40
    I played Football (a.k.a soccer) by JohnLynch2002-11-29 02:39:23
    I keep fit by doing Tech for productions. by Tomo2002-11-29 02:03:57
  Nope. I took every effort to avoid it. by Tomo2002-11-29 02:00:36
  Does Darts count? by Control2002-11-29 01:57:36
    nope... count does no darts ;) by count_02002-11-29 02:22:37
  Yep. by xcheopis2002-11-29 01:56:01
Attn.: Eudora Users by Control2002-11-29 01:50:00
  Try this for your new install by shrapnel2002-11-29 10:40:39
  Saving mail: by Tomo2002-11-29 02:43:18
    Or copy and paste and save it to a floppy by JohnLynch2002-11-29 02:47:33
      in Eudora you can save any msg. Go to ... by klaranth2002-11-29 03:56:03
      worked it out by Control2002-11-29 03:55:27
So whats it mean, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 01:17:27
  You're weird?? ;) by syren2002-11-29 02:24:43
  hmmm by Funky_Monkey2002-11-29 02:03:51
  You don't need a new computer by ideur2002-11-29 01:37:58
    EEEEEEEEEwwwwww Gateway Bytes. Build your Own!! (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 02:41:54
      OOppss Thought it said you did need a new computer by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 02:42:42
        Yes, I was wondering how he was supposed to by SaleGamine2002-11-29 04:30:18
          The foot bone connects to the leg bone, the leg by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 04:34:24
        No worries :) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 02:45:19
    I'm not getting a new computer :P by caffine-iv2002-11-29 01:43:13
    Maybe he can swap? (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:38:59
  You body tells you the by ideur2002-11-29 01:36:07
    i second the motion by cybergeek2002-11-29 02:06:42
  Got cookies? (n/t) by slayer2002-11-29 01:27:50
  You're pregnant? by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:21:28
    It's more than a glass... by caffine-iv2002-11-29 01:29:40
      What I meant was by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:31:22
        Don't you guys know... by whitemalkin2002-11-29 03:09:42
          Avoid everything that might hurt your health. by caffine-iv2002-11-29 04:26:57
            That's why you have to get a gold plated one by SaleGamine2002-11-29 04:34:33
              :D by caffine-iv2002-11-29 04:38:17
                That's why you keep switching by SaleGamine2002-11-29 04:47:54
                  Of course :) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 04:49:41
                    Oh, come on by SaleGamine2002-11-29 04:53:28
                      Wow, is that all?? by caffine-iv2002-11-29 04:57:48
                        Well, without the initials by SaleGamine2002-11-29 05:02:32
                          What fun is knowing that for a mere little bit mor by caffine-iv2002-11-29 05:14:42
                            So it is. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 05:22:53
                              Admit it, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 05:26:30
                                Well, I would be be more likely by SaleGamine2002-11-29 05:42:08
                                hee hee, I knew it :) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 05:43:46
                                What the heck is an infomercial? (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-11-29 05:48:54
                                If you call within the next 10 minute, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 05:51:04
          You know: by Old Stoneface2002-11-29 04:23:38
            New Study: THe leading cause of death is: by abaron2002-11-29 06:30:04
          A glass a day, is hardly too much by SaleGamine2002-11-29 04:23:33
          Soy milk, then. (n/t) by glenalec2002-11-29 04:07:23
For the cricket-mad .. by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The English are not very spiritual people, by wheresthefish2002-11-29 02:43:28
  Uh, what...? by NoTimeToulouse2002-11-29 01:56:51
    For those who *really* dont get it by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Mad Cricketer's Disease by fore_deck2002-11-29 01:41:39
  My word... by Illiad2002-11-29 01:40:38
  alright, don't rub it in by mcnutcase2002-11-29 01:23:04
    We know already. Please! by Tomo2002-11-29 01:35:04
      Skiing being a shining example. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 05:28:45
illiad... by cybergeek2002-11-29 00:45:42
  I'll harass Wil again... by Illiad2002-11-29 01:32:36
    thankee! by cybergeek2002-11-29 02:04:50
    lol...we could install a HUGE screen... by count_02002-11-29 01:39:28
    you do that by JohnLynch2002-11-29 01:38:07
      l33t talk is c00l (n/t) by Frapazoid2002-11-29 01:41:50
      Eh? by Illiad2002-11-29 01:41:44
        Famous cartoonist in surgery! by adiplomat2002-11-29 04:33:57
          LOL by IByte2002-11-30 04:59:09
        I knew you'd do that by JohnLynch2002-11-29 02:06:30
        I never even try to do that... by abaron2002-11-29 01:59:11
          \/\/ |-| `/ ? (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-29 02:06:47
            7/-/47 VV45/\/'7 411 7/-/47 1||<31`/, `/'|</\/0VV. by bugarup2002-11-29 05:08:26
              THAT WASN'T ALL THAT LIKELY, YOU KNOW by LionsPhil2002-11-29 17:02:09
              p|-|33r |\/|3, by frogboy2002-11-29 06:26:57
                |33|-|01|) 7|-|3 |°0\/\/3|2 0|= (|-|33z3. (|\|/7) by wheresthefish2002-11-29 06:35:15
                  | _|0\/3 +|-|0S3 (0/\/\/\/\3|2(|4_|S :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 06:38:12
                *lol* by caffine-iv2002-11-29 06:28:26
              THAT WASN'T ALL THAT... by LionsPhil2002-11-29 05:11:58
                HARD YOU KNOW :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 05:16:50
                  s/HARD/LIKELY/ (n/t) by liava2002-11-29 06:40:59
          LOL...agreed by cybergeek2002-11-29 01:59:40
            Probably for the same reason as... by abaron2002-11-29 02:02:06
              Thanks. by WaveyDavey2006-11-19 12:55:59
              ayup :) (n/t) by cybergeek2002-11-29 02:04:08
                o, fr gds sak, nuf alrdy. txt fr gld! (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-29 02:07:16
  yes, where is it? by mcnutcase2002-11-29 00:55:48
  I *NEED* That file.... by GreyArea2002-11-29 00:54:21
Utterly Useless Factoid of the Day by Funky_Monkey2002-11-29 00:35:19
  you need a life. by JohnLynch2002-11-29 00:58:45
    heheh... by Funky_Monkey2002-11-29 01:58:53
      Mind renting your life out then? by JohnLynch2002-11-29 02:08:12
        Well... by Funky_Monkey2002-11-29 02:20:13
    You too by surgo2002-11-29 01:00:57
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trade thread) by adiplomat2002-11-29 00:33:21
  But if we throw cold water on him and he shrinks by JohnLynch2002-11-29 01:06:12
  *chucks a 2X4 at the dip* by mekkanik_mike2002-11-29 01:05:38
    Well in that case by JohnLynch2002-11-29 01:07:49
      **LARTs JohnLynch and Mekkanik THRU by adiplomat2002-11-29 04:13:55
  *shoots you with smurf gun* (n/t) by surgo2002-11-29 00:57:59
    NYAAH, NYAAH! I'm not a Smurf! by adiplomat2002-11-29 05:18:04
      "Carruthers, hand me the Teletubby gun!" by pas512002-11-29 13:52:35
Isn't this whole twist just a little convenient? by slayer2002-11-29 00:30:31
  Maybe he's hiring him back on half the money - by turf19692002-11-29 01:02:43
  Hey, it happened to me by Rogerb0rg2002-11-29 01:01:03
  Hey, it's slayer's turn to troll by JohnLynch2002-11-29 00:54:36
    No no, you missed the point. by slayer2002-11-29 00:59:36
      Arf =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-29 02:09:43
  but....!!! by McGowan2002-11-29 00:33:29
    Bought? by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:00:42
      Well, not so much as bought, but acquired. (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-11-29 01:04:35
        Game made on company time? Game company property. (n/t) by MenThal2002-11-29 01:31:20
    His Daughter ???? by GreyArea2002-11-29 00:35:46
      Oh, now there's a good soap opera plot. (n/t) by slayer2002-11-29 00:37:32
        Ssshhhhhh! by Funky_Monkey2002-11-29 00:41:31
          All my child processes (n/t) by surgo2002-11-29 00:54:09
    Not his daughter by Nea2002-11-29 00:35:18
  Now there's a good by dwaal2002-11-29 00:32:47
muahahaha!!! by Klymer2002-11-29 00:08:32
  I wish by dwaal2002-11-29 00:31:11
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  YAY!!! by Radagast302002-11-29 06:34:20
    Lucky you by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:42:44
      Old Not the hyped up games nowadays by Radagast302002-11-29 07:41:38
  Still here? (n/t) by Reddy2002-11-29 06:03:18
    For a short while by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:08:32
      Just want to know by Reddy2002-11-29 06:20:05
        No, no work by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:24:49
          Because I was out last week by Reddy2002-11-29 06:29:28
            I know by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:35:03
              Me as well by Reddy2002-11-29 06:39:20
  *yawns* Good Morning. by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-29 06:01:51
    Of course. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:03:42
      I'm good. Sleepy, but good. by skippy-ish_guy2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ohhh. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:16:13
  Uh, I'm late ... by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *Serves black as sin* by SaleGamine2002-11-29 04:32:27
      I'm neither fast ... by chrisP2002-11-29 04:46:01
        So it is by SaleGamine2002-11-29 04:50:44
  Any good 'How-To's" on How to by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 03:24:42
    Not really, I've never been interested by SaleGamine2002-11-29 04:28:51
      Oh BTW :-P (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 04:35:29
      Well any hints from a woman then? (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 04:35:12
        Depends on how well you already know the person by SaleGamine2002-11-29 04:42:50
          Thanks I will try that. :-) Elroy (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 04:47:32
  Mahlzeit! by Old Stoneface2002-11-29 02:29:53
    More of an after lunch coffee now. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 04:27:28
      good luck to him by Old Stoneface2002-11-29 06:06:28
        So it is... by SaleGamine2002-11-29 06:12:44
  Hello by syren2002-11-29 02:25:52
    oops! by SaleGamine2002-11-29 04:24:42
  Tea Please my Lovely SaleGamine. by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 01:11:07
    No trouble at all. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:15:21
      Medical Reason, I used to Drink "TONS" of caffeine by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 01:16:57
        *Comforts* by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:18:45
          Actually it wasn't that bad, now if only I could by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 01:20:37
            {{{Elroys}}} by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:22:47
              Yah I will, Thanks :-) (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 01:23:49
  Black as sin by Radagast302002-11-29 01:08:49
    *Serves black as sin* by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:14:08
      Yes It's very busy at work by Radagast302002-11-29 01:17:25
        Mixed or plain lettuce? by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:30:37
          Weeellll..... by Radagast302002-11-29 02:10:57
            Ok. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 02:24:32
              Does that make any difference by Radagast302002-11-29 02:42:05
  Sorry, SaleGamine, by turf19692002-11-29 01:04:57
    {{{turf1969}}} by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:08:51
  If anyone noticed me bitching yesterday by turf19692002-11-29 01:01:15
    *Comforts* by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:07:52
  No single blue pixel ... by Fritriac2002-11-29 00:59:18
    Sorry, sorry. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:16:55
      Oh lovely landlady ... :-) by Fritriac2002-11-29 01:33:37
        Yes, there is by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:36:22
          Did my nose ... by reshurc2002-11-29 02:47:44
            Yes of course. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 04:31:25
          <hugging>Yes!</hugging> by Fritriac2002-11-29 01:53:08
            Good, good. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 02:01:40
  Espresso-choc here... by reshurc2002-11-29 00:42:55
    Hello :) by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:54:35
      {{SalesGamine}} by reshurc2002-11-29 01:43:51
        *Serves quadruple capuccino* by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:50:53
  Good morning by samwise2002-11-29 00:42:44
    *Serves coffee* by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:51:07
      *sips coffee* by samwise2002-11-29 01:01:24
        Ok. (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:24:58
  Good morning by Bellator2002-11-29 00:37:32
    That's a shame, I love snow. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:49:00
      I'll take them by Bellator2002-11-29 03:34:33
        Yes, good idea. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 04:55:46
          I always thought it was better by Bellator2002-11-29 07:22:30
  Morning by c3po2002-11-29 00:27:39
    I know the feeling well... by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:47:08
      But on the Weekend !! by c3po2002-11-29 00:53:22
        :) by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:57:56
          I think it will be a little bit to small by c3po2002-11-29 00:59:43
            :) by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:26:23
  Yes please. by dwaal2002-11-29 00:27:11
    *Serves tea with milk and sugar* by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:46:22
  cafe-pomme and a BLT-sandwich please by it_mercenary2002-11-29 00:24:35
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:45:19
  {{{Sale Gamine}}} by ideur2002-11-29 00:22:26
    Good morning :) by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:43:44
      Tandy by ideur2002-11-29 00:59:44
        I'm sure he did. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:04:02
          Cats by ideur2002-11-29 01:30:20
            He know there is virtual cream by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:33:02
  Good Morning from a Dark, Wet & Grey Barvaria... by GreyArea2002-11-29 00:19:08
    Things are ok here by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:43:15
      I'd love one of your... by GreyArea2002-11-29 00:58:16
        Both? by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:02:49
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by caffine-iv2002-11-29 00:15:05
    A coffee and a pousse-café? by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:42:15
      Sure :) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 00:45:33
        After dinner liqueur by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:52:52
          Heh.. uhhhh... sure :) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 00:53:56
            I think you must have drunk enough already by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:56:41
              Only 3? But what about posse-cafe? by caffine-iv2002-11-29 01:02:12
                It's a classification by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:05:13
                  Ah, thanks :) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 01:08:46
                    That's good. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:29:28
                      Yeah, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 01:32:02
                        Sorry. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:34:31
                          Yeah. by caffine-iv2002-11-29 01:40:53
                            Nothing new by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:51:32
                              That can be either good or bad! by caffine-iv2002-11-29 01:54:13
                                Good right now by SaleGamine2002-11-29 02:04:24
                                Hehe :) No worries, by caffine-iv2002-11-29 02:37:24
  you wish.... by count_02002-11-29 00:12:08
    I'm fine. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:13:54
      hehehe.... thanx.... by count_02002-11-29 00:16:06
        No, nothing special by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:40:22
          ummm...... by count_02002-11-29 00:59:43
            *Crosses fingers* by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:10:46
              lol...that sounds.... by count_02002-11-29 01:16:42
                No, no problem by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:28:44
                  heh..... by count_02002-11-29 01:35:38
                    Ahhhhhh! by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:37:45
                      lunch ? fondue ? with you ? by count_02002-11-29 01:52:00
                        Indeed we have. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 02:06:17
                          sure..... by count_02002-11-29 02:19:06
  hey that is mean! by Klymer2002-11-29 00:09:37
    Sorry, sorry. by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:11:07
      i don't know if being by Klymer2002-11-29 00:17:28
        :) by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:39:51
Yes!! A.J. is back!! by GeroZ2002-11-29 00:05:01
  now time to date with miranda :) (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 14:43:05
  I like how they hired him back too by JohnLynch2002-11-29 00:09:37
    No just that he's back in company ... by GeroZ2002-11-29 00:13:10
      I am just worried... by dwaal2002-11-29 00:26:12
        I've been cutting down on cola recently. by excessive2002-11-29 02:50:47
          Ban water! Use beer! by SaleGamine2002-11-29 04:57:11
        I think it's just for a day ot two by SaleGamine2002-11-29 01:53:14
        Who says it's water? by nibbler2002-11-29 00:54:19
        No Worries... by Funky_Monkey2002-11-29 00:38:27
          It's not water... by GreyArea2002-11-29 01:21:32
            Sleep, she is for the weak. by LionsPhil2002-11-29 02:12:14
              Perl or C++, or maybe VB? (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2002-11-29 12:10:48
  Yay! :-) (n/t) by NorthernCoder2002-11-29 00:07:29
i WANT it! by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
  GIMME TOO (n/t) by Radagast302002-11-29 01:13:02
  check this out by SqueakyFoo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The screen is too small by JohnLynch2002-11-29 00:23:04
      screen size (n/t) by SqueakyFoo2006-11-19 12:55:59
        ignore the (n/t) on my last post (n/t) by SqueakyFoo2002-11-29 01:26:28
    what <exactly> do you want? by Klymer2002-11-29 00:13:01
  What's so good about it? by JohnLynch2002-11-29 00:08:12
    the case by cybergeek2002-11-29 00:21:06
      Of course by JohnLynch2002-11-29 00:24:09
        Thats my Mom you SOB! by slayer2002-11-29 00:35:34
          *jabs slayer with the Spork-o-DOOOOOOOM!!!* by cybergeek2002-11-29 00:47:57
            Thankyou. (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-11-29 00:49:23
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2002-11-29 00:00:16
  Emanuel Lasker by perpeduumimmobl2002-11-29 05:54:16
    Combat by chrisP2002-11-29 07:39:17
      Because it gave Fascist Spain a voice. by watsondog2002-11-29 09:03:18
        Lonnie Donegan by vickie2002-11-29 12:38:11
          Wild guess: Turing? by SarekOfVulcan2002-11-29 15:45:28
    Dr. Emanuel Lasker, of course... Sorry! (n/t) by perpeduumimmobl2002-11-29 05:55:25
  Bobby Fisher? by JohnLynch2002-11-29 00:06:00
    NO! Fisher was champion for only 3 years! (n/t) by ipous2002-11-29 00:10:17
      damn! (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-11-29 00:20:36
        bonus question anyways.. ;) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 10:51:44
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  have I got a job for you. (n/t) by vyrus2002-11-29 20:32:34
  Run! Run away! by kahuana2002-11-29 12:54:20
  don't apply for a job in sales. (n/t) by RunNeoRun2002-11-29 11:04:47
  "come sit next to me." (n/t) by xcheopis2002-11-29 10:55:47
  keep your mouth shut and you will hear someone by plucky2002-11-29 10:49:52
  then you really need a better set of friends (n/t) by shrapnel2002-11-29 10:48:08
  then you had better be a good runner! (n/t) by JustnCase2002-11-29 09:53:58
  Make sure the person you're talking about... by leistico2002-11-29 09:44:34
  ...get a job as a CNN pundit. (n/t) by gila_monster2002-11-29 08:40:34
  be a sarcastic little so-and-so. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-29 08:00:48
  then blow stuff up! (n/t) by frogboy2002-11-29 06:10:45
  then say what your evil mind is thinking. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-29 05:58:42
  You're too honest for your own good! (n/t) by glenalec2002-11-29 05:47:38
  ..crack them over the head with a lead pipe. (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-29 05:43:43
  ...give your reasons (n/t) by cyrek2002-11-29 05:37:04
  then the person you are talking to is DUMB! (n/t) by flowerchild2002-11-29 05:27:24
  irritate the heck out of them until they go away. (n/t) by bugarup2002-11-29 05:18:36
  Lart them stupid! by myke2002-11-29 04:35:44
  Be creative with what you really want to say. (n/t) by Feng_Li2002-11-29 04:25:01
  ...walk a mile in their shoes. by glenalec2002-11-29 04:14:49
  i'm talking ! (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-29 04:08:33
  make sure you have an escape route. (n/t) by wheresthefish2002-11-29 03:34:32
  Grab a big LART and show it instead by Spisefisken2002-11-29 02:57:09
  diplomacy is not for you. (n/t) by MetalMorph2002-11-29 02:48:40
  Say it with a Tactical Nuke. (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 02:47:55
  you shouldn't be in politics (n/t) by pas512002-11-29 02:04:23
  post a Troll (n/t) by Control2002-11-29 01:54:12
  Try and be tactful by SaleGamine2002-11-29 00:59:07
  ...work in Tech Support! (n/t) by breezeblock2002-11-29 00:56:38
    methinks that's the winner, folks (n/t) by cybergeek2002-11-29 01:08:33
      I'll second that! (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-29 02:14:05
  tell them what you REALLY think. by Tomo2002-11-29 00:46:06
  say something rude. (n/t) by Funky_Monkey2002-11-29 00:43:05
  try to criticise constructively (n/t) by SMcV2002-11-29 00:37:14
  then run away and hide... by reshurc2002-11-29 00:34:11
  Call LunarRainN. (She'll think of something.) by adiplomat2002-11-29 00:30:05
  say something unpleasant. by dwaal2002-11-29 00:29:04
  then you must be talking about.... by lestat2002-11-29 00:27:49
  Smile. by Linfalgamo2002-11-29 00:22:52
  exaggerate! (n/t) by Klymer2002-11-29 00:18:55
  then dont ! (n/t) by count_02002-11-29 00:17:42
  too bad for whoever is listening! (n/t) by Tron-X2002-11-29 00:14:38
  then u say the truth, something bad or a lie by Stacato2002-11-29 00:13:13
  go post on /. (n/t) by GreyArea2002-11-29 00:09:11
  then i say unto you... by cybergeek2002-11-29 00:04:30
  say something honest. by cperciva2002-11-29 00:03:13
    Oh but honesty is the key! by caffine-iv2002-11-29 00:04:20
  then chuck a Naruki by JohnLynch2002-11-29 00:02:20
    Hmmm...... by Kickstart2002-11-29 07:15:25
    Must pull pin first. :-D (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-11-29 04:36:18
  go poke yourself in the eye with a pitchfork. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-29 00:00:27
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Translations by intx2002-11-29 00:00:02
  Nederlands by dwaal2002-11-29 00:23:39
  Deutsch / German by GeroZ2002-11-29 00:09:52
  dansk / danish by k2OS2002-11-29 00:09:00
  deutsch/german by ipous2002-11-29 00:07:58
    Saarlännisch / Rheinfränkisch by lurker692002-11-29 06:10:53
    Wienerisch by moon2002-11-29 05:21:40

 

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