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Cartoon for Nov 21, 2002
Strip for Nov 21, 2002
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Opera Ads by Silvermoon822002-11-22 09:36:02
  Nope, i noticed that too using the 7.1 beta<nt> by Evil-Muttley2002-11-24 22:26:53
Eep! I wasn't even USING MS-DOS commands! by KingOfFools2002-11-21 22:27:35
  Well, it stopped giving me THAT error... by KingOfFools2002-11-21 22:52:41
    Try this: by caffine-iv2002-11-21 22:56:40
      Well I'll be damned... by KingOfFools2002-11-21 23:08:45
        No problem. by caffine-iv2002-11-21 23:32:30
          Ballpoint pen by Silvermoon822002-11-22 09:06:47
          Yeah, it's always something stupid... by KingOfFools2002-11-21 23:39:16
            It's not always something stupid by richardv2002-11-22 01:00:37
Hey, I don't mind doing this survey... by slayer2002-11-21 21:42:16
  Try... by Illiad2002-11-21 22:41:30
speaking of webcams by fireballmatt2002-11-21 21:08:10
  while we are still speaking of webcams... by defdood2002-11-22 06:17:46
  is it the quick cam express? by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ok here are some others for that one by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
    its like the one in the pic on the first link by fireballmatt2002-11-21 21:50:57
  hmmmm by CrazySteve2002-11-21 21:09:59
    no clue by fireballmatt2002-11-21 21:10:52
      i dont see by fireballmatt2002-11-21 21:12:52
        hrm its under by fireballmatt2002-11-21 21:15:28
          Several different types... by chromatix2002-11-21 21:24:21
            where you seeing these cams? by fireballmatt2002-11-21 21:25:31
              Under USB, Multimedia by chromatix2002-11-21 21:37:00
                ah ok i gotcha by fireballmatt2002-11-21 21:38:13
          driver issue? <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-21 21:16:10
            recompiling as we speak <nt> by fireballmatt2002-11-21 21:17:45
Latecomers' by CrazySteve2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Don't knock orangutans by SaleGamine2002-11-21 23:32:34
    Besides, Clyde'll knock you silly if you do! by adiplomat2002-11-21 23:47:23
  Fishing by Egaeus2002-11-21 21:46:10
  Hobbies?? by DaNutBall2002-11-21 21:45:28
  are those kids paintings on the wall by Arienadean2002-11-21 21:20:07
    Garfield and hte Clock is a sheet covering by caffine-iv2002-11-21 21:22:40
  Well my current hobbie is to run around and by caffine-iv2002-11-21 21:11:51
    true by CrazySteve2002-11-21 21:12:39
      Alright then, a T1 line! by caffine-iv2002-11-21 21:18:38
        Gad talk about a ripoff... (T1 pricing) by Freakazoid2002-11-21 21:35:52
          Right. by caffine-iv2002-11-21 22:20:50
Heeheehee. George Dubya is a Moron. by Avium2002-11-21 21:04:21
  Found it by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Like I needed by Egaeus2002-11-21 21:19:31
    But you're not a politician. by Avium2002-11-21 21:40:53
  Got a story or link? (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-21 21:05:53
    Haven't found one yet. by Avium2002-11-21 21:08:06
Talk about me behind my back thread by mikosullivan2002-11-21 20:43:26
  It won't happen by Egaeus2002-11-21 21:23:37
  *sneaks up behind miko's back* by Ubergeek22002-11-21 20:48:24
    Male or female catfish? by Egaeus2002-11-21 20:50:12
  psst. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 20:44:11
    what a troll! <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:48:33
You can find anything on the internet by Egaeus2002-11-21 20:42:48
  "Ask Jeeves" (former UF advertiser) gave me by whybird2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Arrrrgh! Pictures! by Egaeus2002-11-21 21:14:51
  BTW by Egaeus2002-11-21 20:48:20
    Pretty good by Buffy_Fett2002-11-21 20:59:19
      Thought I'd stop by by Egaeus2002-11-21 21:03:58
        I can imagine by Buffy_Fett2002-11-21 21:08:00
      <Deleted><Deleted>2002-11-21 21:03:12
        Moderated: double post by Nea2002-11-22 00:52:23
        Blame Opera by Egaeus2002-11-21 21:04:59
  What kind of fish? (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-21 20:43:34
    Several by Egaeus2002-11-21 20:46:50
      Ah. All we know is Salmon, sorry :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-21 20:50:44
The Wisdom of Einstein by Naruki2002-11-21 20:06:00
  And one of my favorites... by thewrongcrowd2002-11-21 20:54:22
  It's nice to know by Egaeus2002-11-21 20:38:43
  he also had a quote on by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:24:17
    On the Crypto Thread a while back by Tron-X2006-11-19 12:55:59
Well, I am now officially unemployed. by slayer2002-11-21 19:44:40
  I'de say that a nice big shot like by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
...well that was random. by CrazySteve2002-11-21 19:24:03
  Where? Where? by mikosullivan2002-11-21 20:24:09
    here by fireballmatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Wow! That's quite a snowstorm!!! by mikosullivan2002-11-21 20:38:20
        I stopped digging a while back, by caffine-iv2002-11-21 20:39:52
  Awww.. the thermometer was moved and I missed it. by Freakazoid2002-11-21 19:50:33
  I put a thermometer out to see. by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:37:47
    Put it in the shot! (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-21 19:38:09
      Lower left corner! by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:39:25
        can barely see it <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-21 19:42:10
          I'll have him move it when he goes out then. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:44:26
  Ooo... Make him do it again so I can see this time by Llyr2002-11-21 19:37:11
    Per request... by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:38:14
      Lock the door while he's out. by Naruki2002-11-21 19:39:09
        Hehe! by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:45:06
          well now you have is set up by CrazySteve2002-11-21 19:50:15
            WOOO! by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:51:38
              more? by CrazySteve2002-11-21 19:52:58
                what on earth?? by CrazySteve2002-11-21 19:55:39
                  And what do you mean WE??? by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:56:53
                    yes, however by CrazySteve2002-11-21 19:57:58
                      Ah, but, by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:59:14
                        ah, well I thought you left it by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:00:43
                          Ahh, bu-.... uh... hm. by caffine-iv2002-11-21 20:01:43
                            thought not. by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:02:44
                              Email them to me, I'll post them in my by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                how about I link to a page that has 'em by CrazySteve2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Nice background :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-21 20:21:21
                                I thought so too. by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:23:32
                                Okay, done with those. by caffine-iv2002-11-21 20:26:21
                                heh. by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:27:37
                                says that pic is larger than it really is by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:34:19
                                I got hte first. by caffine-iv2002-11-21 20:36:19
                                ok, it's up by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:47:05
                                Easy, by caffine-iv2002-11-21 20:49:41
                                yeah, he moved too fast by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:51:53
                                Hee hee hee, thats my secret ;) by caffine-iv2002-11-21 20:54:48
                                that's way too much for a camera by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:58:22
                                The camera itself is inside.. by caffine-iv2002-11-21 21:02:01
                                or lack thereof by CrazySteve2002-11-21 21:06:07
                                Welcome to my world :P by caffine-iv2002-11-21 21:08:21
                                Oh, and hte nearest pace with anything _real_ by caffine-iv2002-11-21 21:09:06
                                ...move to the lower 48 by CrazySteve2002-11-21 21:11:33
                                I wish... :) by caffine-iv2002-11-21 21:14:52
                                no they aren't by CrazySteve2002-11-21 21:19:08
                                Nothing I own is easily regained tho. by caffine-iv2002-11-21 21:25:23
                                ...the question is by CrazySteve2002-11-21 21:29:43
                                No, by caffine-iv2002-11-21 21:36:44
                  We have them, by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:56:24
                Soon more. by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:55:32
                  I missed the screen shot of by CrazySteve2002-11-21 19:56:45
                    D'oh! by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:57:21
                      yeah, I was upset over that one too by CrazySteve2002-11-21 19:59:16
                        You know what... by caffine-iv2002-11-21 20:00:13
                          No wonder! by Naruki2002-11-21 20:04:33
                          hmmm by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:01:54
                            FBI, yeah. by caffine-iv2002-11-21 20:03:04
                              that's what *you* think! <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:03:31
  So whats worse, by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:27:57
    I'd say both are just as bad as the other by CrazySteve2002-11-21 19:29:51
      He sais by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:32:03
        well it *was*! by CrazySteve2002-11-21 19:35:09
  We were waiting for you :) by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:26:00
    ah, I see by CrazySteve2002-11-21 19:28:23
      What, garfield's not good enough? by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:31:07
        wow, that's bad by CrazySteve2002-11-21 19:33:10
          Well this living space isn't too bad.. by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:36:29
            with no celing by CrazySteve2002-11-21 19:38:02
              Is "free" good enough? by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:43:57
                well I suppose so by CrazySteve2002-11-21 19:45:02
                  *grin* by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:47:01
Re: Link of the Day and Discworld by Jonin2002-11-21 19:23:26
  uhmm, wasn't that the second novel? by demonkind2002-11-22 03:35:42
  Yes. Discworld rocks. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-21 19:32:05
so... by sketcher2002-11-21 19:05:47
  Bootcamp = No Computers by Dok2002-11-21 20:09:31
    6 weeks by Buffy_Fett2002-11-21 20:14:07
      sounds like marching band <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:17:53
        And this one time, at band camp... by Buffy_Fett2002-11-21 20:27:27
          feed enough by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:30:43
            Not sure... by Buffy_Fett2002-11-21 20:41:31
              power-ade fizzes by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:44:36
                Well.. by Buffy_Fett2002-11-21 20:48:44
                  mm hmm by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:50:22
                    Hehehe by Buffy_Fett2002-11-21 21:01:20
  <hopeful>woo by sketcher2002-11-21 19:50:06
    Think of the really cool places you can go! by DaNutBall2002-11-21 20:12:56
      It's too bad though in the Air Force by DaNutBall2002-11-21 20:13:46
    wow by CrazySteve2002-11-21 19:52:08
      It's really great by Buffy_Fett2002-11-21 19:55:15
        yeah, i know the air foce would be before self by sketcher2002-11-21 19:59:09
          maybe you could learn... by sumbusch2002-11-21 20:38:46
  Well, I suspect you're in for a shock. by Naruki2002-11-21 19:16:53
    i kind of agree by sketcher2002-11-21 19:23:11
      He he he. by Naruki2002-11-21 19:26:11
        from whe he told me- by sketcher2002-11-21 19:32:10
          Actually it's: by Buffy_Fett2002-11-21 19:53:28
            ack! thats a lot of pushups by sketcher2002-11-21 20:01:23
              Trust me by Buffy_Fett2002-11-21 20:11:50
                but don't forget... by defdood2002-11-22 06:05:16
  Working for the government by Takura2002-11-21 19:12:45
    im working for the government right now by sketcher2002-11-21 19:14:48
      thats cuz.. by Takura2002-11-21 19:16:13
        the damn fence just appeared by sketcher2002-11-21 19:25:30
          hehe.. by Takura2002-11-21 19:29:20
New BOFH by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  asf;erio (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-21 19:30:44
Water under the bridge thread by mikosullivan2002-11-21 17:08:58
  well I am married... by defdood2002-11-22 06:10:41
  Prehensile tails are sooooooo sexy. by Sehmket2002-11-21 20:48:34
    ooo, kinky <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-21 20:49:20
      Totally by Buffy_Fett2002-11-21 20:50:04
        w00t, w00t! by Sehmket2002-11-21 21:02:06
          Yahoo! by Buffy_Fett2002-11-21 21:12:22
            get a room you two <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-21 21:20:13
  I don't like hot dogs! by Baggins2002-11-21 19:56:46
    Oh, go eat a sausage! by Naruki2002-11-21 19:57:48
      now I can't remember... by Baggins2002-11-21 22:13:49
  An accordion? by Llyr2002-11-21 18:37:52
    hell no- my accordian is sweet! by sketcher2002-11-21 19:11:52
      Speleng Notsee! by Llyr2002-11-21 19:28:51
        mmkay by sketcher2002-11-21 19:35:49
          Good dog. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-21 19:37:50
  actually by Gary_72002-11-21 18:11:20
  so i said to him by Gary_72002-11-21 18:07:27
  I borked the board! by Naruki2002-11-21 17:56:28
  Look, what are you smoking? by Arcanum2002-11-21 17:54:32
    Terraforming Venus by mikosullivan2002-11-21 18:43:28
      I can't believe you idiots are still going on by Naruki2002-11-21 18:58:00
  I'd definately bring back dueling. by Nickface2002-11-21 17:19:26
    giant q-tips (n/t) by Gary_72002-11-21 18:08:45
    You mean like on Jinx? (n/t) by mikosullivan2002-11-21 17:27:15
  But if it WERE that way, then these things by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 17:14:43
  i need to buy a motorcycle now.... (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-11-21 17:11:30
  d0 /\/0t B f33d!/\/g 7!20|| (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-11-21 17:11:11
  Actually, footballs aren't made of pigskin by mikosullivan2002-11-21 17:11:04
  you know i really think that's a good idea.. by Ubergeek22002-11-21 17:10:38
McGoldenArches Lawsuit by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "supersize it" by sumbusch2002-11-21 23:24:38
  I hate to agree with a big corporation by Tiamat19722002-11-21 20:01:11
  yeah- by sketcher2002-11-21 19:39:51
  American civil law is hilarious. by Avium2002-11-21 17:55:24
    Makes me glad I'm Canadian... by Tiamat19722002-11-21 20:08:34
  The American Liberal Agenda at work by desertrat662002-11-21 17:29:50
    Really? by Naruki2002-11-21 17:41:31
      Speaking of liberals by badassitgod2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I'm confused... by Naruki2002-11-21 18:27:53
          tolerance is bad... by badassitgod2002-11-21 18:31:13
            tolerance is bad.... by sumbusch2002-11-21 23:00:45
            Ah. I see. Cause most of that article by Naruki2002-11-21 18:33:01
              BTW by badassitgod2002-11-21 18:43:29
                Um, actually I'm just setting you up. by Naruki2002-11-21 18:50:47
              I mean... by badassitgod2002-11-21 18:36:03
                But why is that bad? by Naruki2002-11-21 18:53:56
                  The article by badassitgod2002-11-21 18:58:33
                    I am intolerant... by sumbusch2002-11-21 23:05:30
                    Perhaps. But I want to know about you. by Naruki2002-11-21 19:01:09
                      I personally by badassitgod2002-11-21 19:06:15
                        Interesting. by Naruki2002-11-21 19:22:24
                          when I say join by badassitgod2002-11-21 19:27:00
                            (replying to self again) by badassitgod2002-11-21 19:28:29
                              "I want to join your church...." by sumbusch2002-11-21 22:57:26
                              But they DO repent. by Naruki2002-11-21 19:32:10
                            So all those others get to stay cause by Naruki2002-11-21 19:28:18
                              I suppose he could by badassitgod2002-11-21 19:35:13
                                So you'd let him in, because he said so. by Naruki2002-11-21 19:40:15
                                I can if by badassitgod2002-11-21 19:43:36
                                replying to self again by badassitgod2002-11-21 19:45:23
                        (replying to self on purpose) by badassitgod2002-11-21 19:07:55
        bleah.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 18:23:02
          You know, I was thinking almost the exact same by Arcanum2002-11-21 18:28:44
  I say sue the kids parents by Arienadean2002-11-21 17:04:49
    True...and kids tend to be alot by j.butterfly2002-11-21 17:59:28
      sadly alot can't even use their imagination by Arienadean2002-11-21 18:11:09
        Heh by Illiad2002-11-21 18:56:05
          I'll have to introduce you to my niece by Tiamat19722002-11-21 20:05:23
            my neice is so bad by Arienadean2002-11-21 21:25:37
          well I just send him to his room with by Arienadean2002-11-21 19:18:25
            Illiad doesn't sound like a cat person. by Naruki2002-11-21 19:23:53
              hmm but my cat doesn't do that by Arienadean2002-11-21 21:29:00
          Pencils? by Naruki2002-11-21 18:58:48
            That's the idea. ;-) (n/t) by Illiad2002-11-21 19:04:20
              "We love children, yes we do..." by sumbusch2002-11-21 22:47:19
  i would say that stupidity causes people to get by Ubergeek22002-11-21 16:59:03
    hmm by Arienadean2002-11-21 17:14:59
      I know someone who is happy by whybird2002-11-21 20:27:34
        actually those can be by Arienadean2002-11-21 22:03:57
          I think she gives in too easy by whybird2002-11-21 22:18:06
            yea that sometimes happens by Arienadean2002-11-21 23:35:27
    Sue Illiad... by DireEyez2002-11-21 17:08:27
  Hmm...what's next? Mars or Hershey's? by DireEyez2002-11-21 16:58:48
    I'd vote for Nestle's...... by sumbusch2002-11-21 23:07:05
ATI catches up in Linux to Nvidia by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  No tarball... by DaNutBall2002-11-21 16:17:21
    hmmm though otoh by DaNutBall2002-11-21 16:27:31
      Einstein said that talking to yourself is a sign by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 17:18:12
        No he didn't. by Naruki2002-11-21 19:12:27
        rofl by DaNutBall2002-11-21 18:13:12
          i'm still irritated that ati won't create them... by allegory2002-11-21 19:09:22
            But it's GPL'ed! by DaNutBall2002-11-21 20:03:19
Happy! by NedLudd2002-11-21 16:12:20
  Where? by borg3892002-11-21 17:43:02
    on the network at school by NedLudd2002-11-21 18:40:13
      Posted after I left for the day by borg3892002-11-22 11:21:02
        D'oh! by borg3892002-11-22 11:22:26
:-) by Dok2002-11-21 15:50:07
  Ok ok... by Dok2002-11-21 16:35:47
  I'm guessing last night went well...? (n/t) by Nea2002-11-21 15:54:11
    nudge-nudge wink-wink by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 15:58:32
      *blush* A gentleman never tells... by Dok2002-11-21 16:00:19
        if you don't tell... by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 16:02:33
          They couldn't compete with the truth :-) by Dok2002-11-21 16:07:43
            whoa whoa by DaNutBall2002-11-21 16:09:50
              sometimes that doesn't help by Arienadean2002-11-21 16:11:54
                I see... (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-21 16:29:41
            hmmm by Arienadean2002-11-21 16:09:37
          Hmm... Inflatable llama anyone? (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-21 16:06:56
    Tee hee hee by Dok2002-11-21 15:58:20
      If you keep laughing like that... by Naruki2002-11-21 18:31:50
  buck up, cowboy... by krupa2002-11-21 15:51:16
For the first time, math is NOT my friend. by huitzilopochtli2002-11-21 14:59:16
  Jeezus, I'm going to the data recovery biz (n/t) by ihatewindoze2002-11-21 19:58:14
  Try these guys by ShadoCat2002-11-21 16:05:10
  You won't have much luck to get them back either. by perpeduumimmobl2002-11-21 15:38:46
  Diddum wuse his porn cowwection? by nin_man2002-11-21 15:07:52
    Hey! by huitzilopochtli2002-11-21 15:17:46
Microsoft wants to download your brain. by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So if they can download from the brain by Gary_72002-11-21 18:02:56
    Knowing it... by Naruki2002-11-21 19:34:30
  iagine this if you will... by Ubergeek22002-11-21 17:03:07
  Error: tigerbrain.dmp missing or corrupted (n/t) by tigermouse2002-11-21 14:59:34
  Now the only thing we need to decide by webishop2002-11-21 14:56:53
    TSFMLOTD by Gary_72002-11-21 17:59:57
At least we can laugh at ourselves. by nin_man2002-11-21 14:35:15
  Theater money by mikosullivan2002-11-21 17:05:15
    Doesn't apply in the UK. by Tomo2002-11-21 17:18:22
      Same with US money (the strip) by Freakazoid2002-11-21 20:13:32
  Umm ... by JustnCase2002-11-21 15:36:11
    What Xerox actually do by Dok2002-11-21 20:15:48
      yuck. That would make a mess running plastic the by JustnCase2002-11-21 20:58:30
    And you believed them? by Naruki2002-11-21 17:59:58
      I dont see why not. They did it to the Soviets by JustnCase2002-11-21 20:54:05
        Or the shredder that was actually a scanner? by Freakazoid2002-11-21 21:01:42
    Actually by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 15:42:04
    This wasn't on a Xerox. by nin_man2002-11-21 15:39:22
  hee hee hee by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 14:37:11
    You bet your sweet bippy. by nin_man2002-11-21 14:38:30
Wow! UF has the same birthday as the first virus by GeminiDomino22002-11-21 14:32:18
DVD troubles by oreo2002-11-21 14:31:57
  I have the same problem.... by DireEyez2002-11-21 17:03:47
  what sorta dvd drive are you using?(n/t) by vbehyr2002-11-21 16:38:24
    LG DVD-ROM DRD8160B by oreo2002-11-21 17:18:15
  I have the 4 DVD set by vbehyr2002-11-21 15:33:21
    You heard it here first! by nin_man2002-11-21 15:34:45
      Nah, the machine that won't work for me is running by DireEyez2002-11-21 17:05:59
      go home non geek boy :-) (n/t) by vbehyr2002-11-21 16:37:41
  I have the DVDs by MikeCDN2002-11-21 15:24:01
    4 disc + 1 by oreo2002-11-21 16:25:12
      +1 DVDs? by Raptor_872002-11-21 18:38:36
      +1? by DireEyez2002-11-21 17:04:50
        5 disc by oreo2002-11-21 17:16:28
          What's on disc 5? by DireEyez2002-11-21 20:05:28
            National Geographic by oreo2002-11-21 20:27:04
Hey Java GUI and/or Font Experts by skeegenin2002-11-21 14:25:52
Hey NOLAWitch by Bellator2002-11-21 13:21:00
  I've got one. by Arcanum2002-11-21 14:03:04
  "To Asphalta do I pray by NOLAWitch2002-11-21 13:59:52
    Out of curiosity ... by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 15:44:02
    If this works by Bellator2002-11-21 14:24:50
      What about the great Satan? by Naruki2002-11-21 14:27:46
        I'm part satanist... by Bellator2002-11-21 14:41:52
        I'm a happy Windows XP user. by wheresthefish2002-11-21 14:33:09
          No by Bellator2002-11-21 14:48:26
            How is liking XP herd conformity? by GeminiDomino22002-11-21 14:55:05
              Yes it is... by Bellator2002-11-21 14:59:33
                Mooo. by wheresthefish2002-11-21 15:10:02
  Don't know about NOLAWitch by ArianrhodStorm2002-11-21 13:26:19
    telnet deliverysystem.ups.com by LionsPhil2002-11-21 13:28:32
      Thank gods by Bellator2002-11-21 13:36:28
      So your the one.... (n/t) by ArianrhodStorm2002-11-21 13:31:26
        Naah, it's EvilLionsPhil. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        nah! It's a fake... by myke2002-11-21 13:32:09
          *chuckle* by LionsPhil2002-11-21 13:33:18
            Whenever I see WfWG, I think by caffine-iv2002-11-21 13:57:55
Well..... by j.butterfly2002-11-21 13:10:07
  Thanks... by j.butterfly2002-11-21 17:56:11
  Thank You notes: write once, read multi: by SouthpawPL2002-11-21 17:28:09
  hmmm well how to get around (some links) by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
Another computer caption contest! by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Old one by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Maybe we should all pay better attention. by nin_man2002-11-21 15:07:04
    Eeeeeek! by tigermouse2002-11-21 15:10:05
      Chicks dig me. (n/t) by nin_man2002-11-21 15:15:38
        Why, are you buried? (n/t) by tigermouse2002-11-21 15:28:59
          Yup. Covered in dirt. I'm dirty! (n/t) by nin_man2002-11-21 15:29:50
    I don't know whether to laugh or not... by krupa2002-11-21 15:09:26
      Don't forget sliced to pieces... (n/t) by IByte2002-11-21 15:23:15
  Oh, and when is 2 PM in their timezone? by IByte2002-11-21 14:21:50
    Boston is GMT -05:00 (n/t) by ania2052002-11-21 14:26:14
    Beats me. by Naruki2002-11-21 14:22:45
      And where would that be? by IByte2002-11-21 14:25:17
        Just south of Boston. by Naruki2002-11-21 14:26:22
  Just posted mine: by IByte2002-11-21 14:15:53
    We're supposed to post them? by Naruki2002-11-21 14:20:33
      How are you going to win a caption contest by IByte2002-11-21 14:23:36
        Oh, alright. by Naruki2002-11-21 14:24:25
  Ahem... by Naruki2002-11-21 14:13:53
    Looks more like by IByte2002-11-21 14:17:10
    WARNING by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 14:15:10
      ;-> by Naruki2002-11-21 14:21:26
  Mine by Nickface2002-11-21 13:48:25
  mine... by krupa2002-11-21 13:32:53
  caption: by pas512002-11-21 13:21:25
    LOL! (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-21 13:21:40
  mine might be too much of an in joke by sketcher2002-11-21 13:15:46
    oh- and not funny, either (n/t) by sketcher2002-11-21 13:19:07
  mon by Illiad2002-11-21 13:13:51
  Now I just need by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 13:11:33
  I don't see THIS one winning. by nin_man2002-11-21 13:10:34
    Ya know by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 13:15:50
    LOL! Only YOU could think of that. =D by LionsPhil2002-11-21 13:14:02
  Is good portable PC!! by LionsPhil2002-11-21 13:09:57
  mine, by pecosdave2002-11-21 13:08:34
Cleanup on aisle 6.... by Baggins2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Does it really matter? by Nea2002-11-21 13:12:51
    Man... That was a year and a half ago? by saxguy022002-11-21 15:23:25
      Newbie. (n/t) by Baggins2002-11-21 19:59:00
    Not really. by Baggins2002-11-21 13:22:53
On a more serious note re: migrating to Canada by Illiad2002-11-21 12:48:07
  "Switch" to Canada! by whybird2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ok in all seriousness by fireballmatt2002-11-21 15:20:25
    A start... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
      that was a great essay by fireballmatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
        It isn't that different, no. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Hey thanks for the extra job link by DaNutBall2002-11-21 16:04:11
            Though riddle me this... by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  In my case, it's not about Al-Qaeda by DaNutBall2002-11-21 15:20:19
    and iirc by DaNutBall2002-11-21 15:21:15
  the targets by Arienadean2002-11-21 15:04:49
  What about those of us who are more afraid by GeminiDomino22002-11-21 12:53:57
    Well Canada is quite socialist by Frapazoid2002-11-21 14:51:27
      LOL which paper said that? by Arienadean2002-11-21 15:10:35
        DirectTV is illegal. by Avium2002-11-21 19:07:51
          What's the regulatory differences? (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-21 21:16:22
            well one is by Arienadean2002-11-21 21:32:27
              Now you point it out, by Silvermoon822002-11-22 09:28:37
    Well, "hate-filled zealots" is a pretty broad term by rogueneuron2002-11-21 14:33:38
    In that case... by Illiad2002-11-21 12:58:08
      But didnt you say by GeminiDomino22002-11-21 13:15:42
        From what I've heard.. by Frapazoid2002-11-21 14:52:48
        Not incredibly rare skills... by Illiad2002-11-21 14:26:54
          On the other hand, Illiad can breeze into the US. by Naruki2002-11-21 14:29:35
            Well it's not like it matters by Frapazoid2002-11-21 14:54:57
              if you get american though by Arienadean2002-11-21 15:01:19
                Not technically true. The US cannot force you to by SouthpawPL2002-11-21 17:06:58
                  well they told them such by Arienadean2002-11-21 17:09:34
                Info on duel citizenship (canada) by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  I was thinking if I ever moved up there by DaNutBall2002-11-21 16:35:30
                    not sure on that by Arienadean2002-11-21 16:59:43
                      Well in that case by DaNutBall2002-11-21 17:03:42
                        Ah here's information on US dual citizenship by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  you mean 'dual' right... by Illiad2002-11-21 15:28:44
                    yes typo... by Arienadean2002-11-21 16:08:05
                      Yeppers by Illiad2002-11-21 16:22:43
                        How did you get the Auz one? by Arienadean2002-11-21 16:57:08
                          My dad... by Illiad2002-11-21 17:15:55
                            ahh thats neat by Arienadean2002-11-21 17:21:20
                              You spelled Kowloon correctly... by Illiad2002-11-21 17:26:58
                    I hear banjos. (n/t) by nin_man2002-11-21 15:32:06
        Immigration requirements by ania2052006-11-19 12:55:59
          Well, by wheresthefish2002-11-21 15:50:29
            Glad I was born here! by Silvermoon822002-11-22 09:22:08
            where did you see that? by fireballmatt2002-11-21 20:23:32
          thank you by fireballmatt2002-11-21 15:26:30
        Surely I can get some points by Nea2002-11-21 13:39:34
          All you'd have to do is flash your... by nin_man2002-11-21 13:43:14
            ID/Badge by DireEyez2002-11-21 16:29:54
        Does being able to repeatedly crash Linux count? by LionsPhil2002-11-21 13:35:48
          Well, RH doesn't count... it's unstable by itself by Freakazoid2002-11-21 13:40:34
            So, 8.0 then? by YakkoWarner2002-11-21 13:54:05
              Well, I said "and later" because... by Freakazoid2002-11-21 13:55:10
                must be you by fireballmatt2002-11-21 15:22:47
        I've got a skill. by nin_man2002-11-21 13:19:01
          San Francisco loves a contortionist by rogueneuron2002-11-21 14:36:58
          yes... by defdood2002-11-21 13:22:58
<drama/agny>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO by sketcher2002-11-21 12:32:19
  What's the problem... by borg3892002-11-21 12:58:37
    My goodness! That sounds... by Naruki2002-11-21 13:04:07
  These are the experiences that build character (n/t) by webishop2002-11-21 12:38:53
    charecter can burn in heck (n/t) by sketcher2002-11-21 12:45:55
    "Calvin, go do something you hate. being miserable by i_am_pi2002-11-21 12:42:51
Monitor Dying? :-( by ravenlock2002-11-21 12:30:53
  I can help you with that. by Llyr2002-11-21 15:17:03
    Looks like... by ravenlock2002-11-21 16:14:08
  Can I ask about one too? by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 12:39:04
    Do you have a degauss option by borg3892002-11-21 13:05:05
      Yeah, I think we tried that by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 13:13:39
        Probably not. by borg3892002-11-21 13:20:54
          Also, if you open it up, read this link first. by borg3892006-11-19 12:55:59
            Wow! by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 13:34:27
              but if they buy the new one by theonlyphreak2002-11-21 15:00:24
  Dell's monitors are bad about that. by nin_man2002-11-21 12:33:34
    Ugh. by ravenlock2002-11-21 12:38:37
      Try this. by Glytch782006-11-19 12:55:59
        Can't get detail on those by borg3892002-11-21 13:07:18
          They are CRT's by Glytch782006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ooo. by ravenlock2002-11-21 12:51:44
          I love my KDS. by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 17:24:47
          kds or ctx by theonlyphreak2002-11-21 14:57:43
          I've used KDS by Glytch782002-11-21 13:01:53
            I think I might have a KDS, but I'm not sure by saxguy022002-11-21 15:26:07
I hate my new stupidvisor. by Glytch782002-11-21 12:25:43
  Everything? hmmm by justncase2002-11-21 13:17:43
    *snicker* by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 14:05:42
    riiiiiight. I'm not TRYING to get fired, yet. by Glytch782002-11-21 13:30:34
  BE CAREFUL!!! by gatorbytes2002-11-21 12:51:24
    That's what I'm fearing by Glytch782002-11-21 12:57:32
  Are you kidding? by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 12:28:13
    Problem there by Glytch782002-11-21 12:34:29
      Bummer by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 12:36:12
        That'd be awesome. by Glytch782002-11-21 12:42:22
Public Apology to Arienadean from BuggedEyes by BuggedEyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
  thanks for the flower :) by Arienadean2002-11-21 12:48:58
    \8^D Whew! @};--'--- (n/t) by BuggedEyes2002-11-21 12:58:29
  *points* hahaha you dork by LionsPhil2002-11-21 12:24:04
Irony alert by concolor222002-11-21 12:07:10
  That's the perfect way to advertise such software. by skeegenin2002-11-21 12:40:26
  At least they know by flamebait2002-11-21 12:31:46
  I've gotten spam to block spam <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-21 12:13:42
argh by i_am_pi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  i LIKE my pbj like that... (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-11-21 12:06:18
  uhhh by c3po2002-11-21 11:26:27
    actually, minus the sticky gooey bread by i_am_pi2002-11-21 11:34:38
      I LOVE SMASHED PB&J's! by mortaine2002-11-21 12:12:53
        the bread makes me cringe.. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-11-21 12:26:57
I feel such a fool... by SaleGamine2002-11-21 11:01:26
  So be a disgustingly perky Christmas elf by webishop2002-11-21 12:27:45
  Acetone by mortaine2002-11-21 12:12:05
  Buy a plane ticket. by JPaganel2002-11-21 12:07:02
  Solution by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 12:02:03
  I have some bottles of acetone here at work by crash_2002-11-21 11:58:22
    acetone, by pecosdave2002-11-21 12:06:36
      This is why I prefer chalk to dry erase (n/t) by dunham2002-11-21 12:35:41
      That explains a few things... (n/t) by JPaganel2002-11-21 12:07:41
  WD-40 might take care of it. (n/t) by Glytch782002-11-21 11:30:31
  DryErase Board Cleaner. by Sieldan2002-11-21 11:29:36
  Got any paint thinner? by borg3892002-11-21 11:26:46
    Not got any of those either. by SaleGamine2002-11-21 11:36:27
      Last resort, pull out the nails? by borg3892002-11-21 11:37:47
        I suppose by SaleGamine2002-11-21 11:43:15
          Then just wrap bandaids around the nails by borg3892002-11-21 13:25:16
  why don't you by clodia2002-11-21 11:26:38
    At this time of night by SaleGamine2002-11-21 11:35:19
      ooooooh by clodia2002-11-21 11:46:03
  mmm... by c3po2002-11-21 11:24:07
  simple solution. by Ubergeek22002-11-21 11:21:43
  How attached are you to your fingers? ;) (n/t) by GeminiDomino22002-11-21 11:18:11
    Wellllll... by SaleGamine2002-11-21 11:19:28
      and to be able to type replies to our comments by i_am_pi2002-11-21 11:21:18
        SG can't type with her feet like DP? (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-21 13:22:50
          Okay. How's this for a mental image: by Avium2002-11-21 13:27:33
            Hey, who DOESN'T surf the 'net naked? by LionsPhil2002-11-21 13:30:27
              I'll see you dead for that, LP (n/t) by GeminiDomino22002-11-21 14:24:46
        Of course. by SaleGamine2002-11-21 11:33:34
  what about sandpaper? (n/t) by krupa2002-11-21 11:03:35
LOTD comment. by Avium2002-11-21 10:37:07
  Heeheehee, these two are great. =D by LionsPhil2002-11-21 13:07:00
  Bwaaa haaa haa by mortaine2002-11-21 12:30:20
Woo-hoo! by saxguy022006-11-19 12:55:59
  And I just had a *great* bowl of pasta =D by LionsPhil2002-11-21 12:58:59
Attn: Sehmket (Repost) by SaleGamine2002-11-21 10:09:55
  (to reply to illiways) by Ubergeek22002-11-21 10:31:26
    Good! by SaleGamine2002-11-21 10:54:59
      more mischief...and same friends... (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-11-21 10:59:05
        Well at your age by SaleGamine2002-11-21 11:03:02
  I was wondering... by Sehmket2002-11-21 10:27:20
    Thank you by SaleGamine2002-11-21 10:30:16
Oh...that was cute. :-) by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  In other news by desertrat662002-11-21 12:41:32
    LOL! by LionsPhil2002-11-21 12:55:53
  oh, Illiiiad... by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Who is that? by Naruki2002-11-21 12:51:19
      Bif Naked (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 12:53:40
        Don't make me repeat myself! by Naruki2002-11-21 13:07:47
          here ya go.. by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Oh. by Naruki2002-11-21 13:17:21
    No I didn't. by Illiad2002-11-21 12:33:43
      bah! by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 12:37:10
        :-D by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
          woo! by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I prefer the music, personally... (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-21 12:59:45
            Which music? by Avium2002-11-21 13:01:49
              Garbage, silly. by LionsPhil2002-11-21 13:15:12
                There's nothing wrong with Celine. by Avium2002-11-21 13:16:59
                  Or a shotgun. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-21 13:17:53
              Celine Dion is too Canadian! by Naruki2002-11-21 13:10:10
                No, she's not! by Avium2002-11-21 13:14:15
                  That just proves she's stupid. by Naruki2002-11-21 13:18:22
                    Stupidity != Canadian. by Avium2002-11-21 13:24:47
                  That's it! We'll blame her on Québec! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 13:15:58
                    Absolutely. by Avium2002-11-21 13:18:39
                scary! by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 13:13:45
              Bif has a whole album's worth of *great* songs. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 13:05:10
                I agree there. by Avium2002-11-21 13:07:24
                  nah, she tries.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 13:08:20
                    I didn't mean it about Bif, actually. by Avium2002-11-21 13:10:29
        Remember... by Naruki2002-11-21 12:53:55
          Good point. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 12:54:40
            The same could be said about most women. by nin_man2002-11-21 13:03:59
              Not so! by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 13:05:43
                Nope, I'm sticking by my comment. by nin_man2002-11-21 13:11:25
                  Right, I'm getting a gender change... by LionsPhil2002-11-21 13:17:19
                He's never seen them. by Avium2002-11-21 13:07:58
  That's it... by krupa2002-11-21 10:48:26
    War of 1812??? by ToLoN272002-11-21 12:29:00
      I say... it's a joke, son </foghorn leghorn> by krupa2002-11-21 13:03:38
  i would love to move to canada... by fireballmatt2002-11-21 10:31:53
    Beware the downsides by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I dare you to link to Shania... by Naruki2002-11-21 12:02:14
        HAAAAHAHAHA!! by Illiad2002-11-21 12:03:00
          Well, fudge. by Naruki2002-11-21 12:24:45
            You can keep Pamela. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 12:27:42
              I thought she had those removed?? (n/t) by ToLoN272002-11-21 12:29:33
                From what I've heard... by Avium2002-11-21 12:41:55
                  Pamela... by Illiad2002-11-21 12:45:18
                    you can see eyes under all that eyeliner? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 12:47:00
                      He doesn't even know she has eyes. by Naruki2002-11-21 13:12:37
                  EWWWWWWW (n/t) by ToLoN272002-11-21 12:43:22
                    maybe she just bust one accidentally.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 12:44:37
                      "Bite me, Kid Rock! Bite me!" by LionsPhil2002-11-21 12:54:44
                      repeat earlier post EWWWW (n/t) by ToLoN272002-11-21 12:45:44
                i wonder how that works by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 12:31:06
                  It's a two-in-one. by nin_man2002-11-21 12:36:00
                    yucky. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 12:38:35
                      They'll NEVER be that small. by nin_man2002-11-21 12:45:04
                        Kid Rock? and Pamela? by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 12:46:11
                          Oh yeah. by nin_man2002-11-21 12:49:24
                  eh? I was refering to just the implants (n/t) by ToLoN272002-11-21 12:33:36
      That is why I left. :) by justncase2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Those first two women... by nin_man2002-11-21 11:24:18
        We haven't moved south because... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Ahem by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 12:26:57
            Bob and Doug are classic. by Avium2002-11-21 12:38:47
            Touche! :-D (n/t) by Illiad2002-11-21 12:32:53
          gahh! Luigi?? by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 12:04:00
          Oh, that was low! by Naruki2002-11-21 12:00:33
          So now I have to decide by Nea2002-11-21 11:52:59
            Soon? by DireEyez2002-11-21 16:33:07
            Move north!! by Illiad2002-11-21 11:55:11
              *grin* by Nea2002-11-21 12:13:38
        some don't move south, they just import by nawft2002-11-21 11:46:42
          Krispy Kremes? by LurkerMo2002-11-21 13:41:40
        I've had a canadian g/f. by demonkind2002-11-21 11:39:43
      You're so evil, Illiad. by GeminiDomino22002-11-21 11:19:21
  Well, most of the stuff was right... by Nickface2002-11-21 10:28:32
    I think this might have been a recruitment ad???? (n/t) by webishop2002-11-21 12:40:09
  Somebody posted it here as well by Ubergeek22002-11-21 10:14:10
It's that time again!! by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ack so many choices... :P by Arienadean2002-11-21 18:02:55
    oh and by Arienadean2002-11-21 18:06:06
  So many choices... by Buffy_Fett2002-11-21 14:06:54
  If not in the potential future(s), then... by tjhairball2002-11-21 13:58:11
  Ankh-Morpork, Century of the Fruitbat by pas512002-11-21 13:15:06
  Well I'm split between by ToLoN272002-11-21 12:20:54
  China. 184 - 265 AD by skippy-ish_guy2006-11-19 12:55:59
    you've only ever enjoyed two books? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 12:06:20
      Bit late on the re:, but oh well. My opinion on by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 17:40:15
        but surely there's more than just fantasy novels by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 17:52:56
      Yeah, but... by nin_man2002-11-21 12:14:24
  I have a hard time deciding between by Bellator2002-11-21 11:57:38
  so many possibilities... by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 11:48:04
  The Renaissance by P.Buttercup2002-11-21 11:43:58
    Grog & wenches! Arr! by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 11:52:00
      *passes keg over* by P.Buttercup2002-11-21 12:07:33
  It would be in the late 1980's by breezeblock2002-11-21 11:40:35
  during the Augustan Era in Rome by clodia2002-11-21 11:40:13
  Here & Now by AdMan2002-11-21 10:54:44
    Don't use the leaves from the poison ivy by crash_2002-11-21 11:24:50
    couldn't find a leaf by pecosdave2002-11-21 11:18:52
  heh. by i_am_pi2002-11-21 10:34:47
    That was just SO wrong. Good show! (n/t) by GeminiDomino22002-11-21 11:14:07
  I have to go with our beloved cartoonist on this. by GeminiDomino22002-11-21 10:23:03
    Oh dear! by NOLAWitch2002-11-21 10:34:59
      At ease, NOLAWitch, at ease! by GeminiDomino22002-11-21 11:01:25
        Well you'd fit right in. by Naruki2002-11-21 11:05:11
          Flawed are your assumptions. by GeminiDomino22002-11-21 11:12:53
      Oh yeah? by AdMan2002-11-21 11:00:37
        Well, if I was a man, I'd keep you barefoot by NOLAWitch2002-11-21 11:07:23
        Yeah, AdMan. Just keep Thwackin that beehive. (n/t) by GeminiDomino22002-11-21 11:02:22
          Thwackin the beehive? by AdMan2002-11-21 11:09:05
            If you had your own beaver, by NOLAWitch2002-11-21 11:10:25
              If I had a beaver... by nin_man2002-11-21 11:18:14
                Dibs on nin_man's beaver! by Naruki2002-11-21 11:58:22
                  You can play with Wynona's. by nin_man2002-11-21 12:22:31
                Okay, I tried. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 11:50:22
              Analyze this: by AdMan2002-11-21 11:15:42
  Dynastic Egypt before Ahkenaten's reign by NOLAWitch2002-11-21 10:15:54
    good idea (n/t) by clodia2002-11-21 11:40:54
  About 1,000 years from now, by pecosdave2002-11-21 10:15:25
    Save me a berth on your colony ship, p-dave! by SouthpawPL2002-11-21 10:30:35
      Definately got the basics covered :-) by pecosdave2002-11-21 10:59:12
        Curiosity and too much booze: by NOLAWitch2002-11-21 11:09:11
          not at all unsafe by pecosdave2002-11-21 11:13:56
        She Sells Sea Shells by the Sea Shore by AdMan2002-11-21 11:04:29
  Has to be post c. 1930s by Sehmket2002-11-21 10:04:27
    I think the Chinese had indoor plumbing by Arcanum2002-11-21 10:07:12
      but not the commoners by pecosdave2002-11-21 10:16:02
        And they didn't have tommy guns. (n/t) by Sehmket2002-11-21 10:23:05
          They could make bombs :-) (n/t) by pecosdave2002-11-21 10:25:28
  The Wild West, c. 1880 by Illiad2002-11-21 10:00:54
  I'd be a 17th century Belgian fop! by nin_man2002-11-21 09:57:05
    You have to be chaperoned by crash_2002-11-21 10:50:48
      And you're saying... by nin_man2002-11-21 10:52:58
        No, but a proper 19th Century gentleman by crash_2002-11-21 11:13:46
          I probably could use one. by nin_man2002-11-21 11:26:09
            You are a lucky man by crash_2002-11-21 12:16:48
              You've been hanging out with too many Canadians. (n/t) by nin_man2002-11-21 12:24:05
Er Diagrams =( by mystik2002-11-21 08:41:58
  All right, I wish you hadn't said that... by IByte2002-11-21 15:58:50
  normally when my boss asks.. by fireballmatt2002-11-21 10:41:04
  Boy, a lot of useful information there... ;-) by unixanyday2006-11-19 12:55:59
  what do you mean with ER diagram? by Garath2002-11-21 09:19:33
    Well, why don't you try this by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Endoplasmatic reticulum of course! by Beorn2002-11-21 09:48:49
    Errant Rodents? (n/t) by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 09:38:02
      Eww. I just saw South Park last night... by Naruki2002-11-21 10:56:31
    everlasting regurgitation?? (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-11-21 09:26:13
      Now there's a nice mental picture while eating. by Avium2002-11-21 09:27:27
    emergency rigatoni?? (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-11-21 09:25:24
  so, what you're saying by gatorbytes2002-11-21 08:59:17
    it is somehow like by Garath2002-11-21 09:18:40
      Yes, Pray for divine intervention! by Avium2002-11-21 09:29:16
      hehe (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-11-21 09:24:29
    That means he likes me. by Naruki2002-11-21 09:13:59
      Ok by Nea2002-11-21 09:44:37
        You're not a lurker. by Naruki2002-11-21 09:48:00
      Well... by excessive2002-11-21 09:30:15
      b-b-but by gatorbytes2002-11-21 09:23:50
      I'm not a lurker... by Bellator2002-11-21 09:22:16
        Oops! I always forget the details. by Naruki2002-11-21 09:49:21
          What!? by SaleGamine2002-11-21 10:12:51
            No, silly. by Naruki2002-11-21 10:33:29
              I see....... by SaleGamine2002-11-21 10:48:14
*casts air walk on DustPuppy* by Feng_Li2002-11-21 08:38:27
  yep...it is possible... by clodia2002-11-21 11:45:17
    My cat sits on my sholder and/or head anyway =) by LionsPhil2002-11-21 12:30:23
  actually, fittingly enough by nawft2002-11-21 10:30:57
    me want looksee (n/t) by bbr2002-11-21 10:47:00
      ok, I put it on my site by nawft2006-11-19 12:55:59
  yep. well.... by cybergeek2002-11-21 08:50:23
any suggestions on webcam software? by plblark2002-11-21 08:24:06
  hmm depends on the OS by Arienadean2002-11-21 13:04:16
  Strange you should ask by migiizis2006-11-19 12:55:59
    it looks like you can do some things by plblark2002-11-21 09:04:03
      It's there, by migiizis2002-11-21 12:46:57
      WebCam 2000... by MadMooney2002-11-21 11:03:02
G'day! by Llyr2002-11-21 07:40:32
  Reminds me of by Tron-X2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I drowned one... by cartamusica2002-11-21 08:16:48
    Ahhh, Beer batter... by dire_lobo2002-11-21 08:39:12
  Those are nasty, aren't they? by bugarup2002-11-21 08:07:26
  I got one by ToLoN272002-11-21 07:43:31
    That's another good defense. (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-21 07:46:16
  Soy sauce?! by i_am_pi2002-11-21 07:43:13
    Ah, but it's the salt content that counts. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-21 07:43:39
      precisely. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-11-21 07:50:43
Bikini Babes at Comdex by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I was going to Las Vegas by Bellator2002-11-21 07:30:31
    Has anyone seen my If? by Bellator2002-11-21 07:41:07
      Hmmm, lets see. by Spisefisken2002-11-21 07:59:16
  Why? There were women on TV in their by justncase2002-11-21 06:44:19
    Tsk tsk by Spisefisken2002-11-21 06:52:36
      Victoria's secret special was on. by Avium2002-11-21 07:23:36
        Why? Much more fun without :-) by Spisefisken2002-11-21 07:52:19
          Dunno bout that. I rather dig chicks in lingerie:) (n/t) by GeminiDomino22002-11-21 10:02:18
            And allow me to add... by YakkoWarner2002-11-21 13:24:27
              Classic. =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-21 13:26:29
          Absolutely... by Avium2002-11-21 09:04:47
        something, yes. :) (n/t) by justncase2002-11-21 07:35:14
I want better error codes in Oracle by Spisefisken2002-11-21 06:31:32
  Don't we all... by SaleGamine2002-11-21 11:42:03
  Amen, brother by wiredog2002-11-21 06:33:02
    Not that the detiled informations helps either by Spisefisken2002-11-21 06:36:16
      "Could not be got"? by YakkoWarner2002-11-21 08:52:42
        Be nice, he's Danish. by Avium2002-11-21 09:26:26
          Umm by abaron2002-11-21 09:37:49
            Did it even occur to you that... by Freakazoid2002-11-21 14:30:55
i need cafein not to sleep tonigth anybody know .. by ozanbaba2002-11-21 06:14:36
  find something in a light roast by theonlyphreak2002-11-21 08:29:37
  Anyone else notice this? by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 07:46:01
  Chocolate covered espresso beans (n/t) by tms17912002-11-21 07:07:36
    OH yes! by kingspam2002-11-21 07:31:07
  i'm thanking everybody and ... by ozanbaba2002-11-21 06:54:21
  suck coffee by sketcher2002-11-21 06:40:32
  Make a regular pot of coffee by migiizis2002-11-21 06:34:18
  Try: Take your coffee you just made, and pour it by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 06:30:12
  yeah by sketcher2002-11-21 06:27:24
    Bold, yet awakening... by AdMan2002-11-21 06:32:23
    Okay, you win, yours is stronger. by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 06:31:31
      coffee made with coffee by sketcher2002-11-21 06:35:38
        Some of us don't like cinnaimon, either. by Sehmket2002-11-21 07:28:31
        Coffee for me isn't for taste, it's for awake. If by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 07:16:21
          if you gag on it by theonlyphreak2002-11-21 08:28:36
            You think I'm suicidal enough to make my own? I've by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 08:50:18
ATOTD - Political (Hist.) by JohnRyan2002-11-21 05:58:06
  The biggest problem with capitalism... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The reason we don't have enough data by flamebait2002-11-21 11:26:43
      I think Hong Kong is close. (n/t) by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 12:09:06
    So, what you're saying is... by Naruki2002-11-21 09:58:34
  Communism is a great idea. by Tomo2002-11-21 07:26:48
    Personally, I prefer anarchism. (n/t) by pas512002-11-21 08:46:45
      Suicide is not the answer. by Naruki2002-11-21 09:06:58
        I can't believe nobody caught this one. by Naruki2002-11-21 17:48:27
        hey! Anarchy could work. by demonkind2002-11-21 09:14:29
          No, that's okay. by nin_man2002-11-21 10:12:21
            So what you are saying is by demonkind2002-11-21 10:35:41
              Pretty much. by nin_man2002-11-21 10:52:02
                And that's where you are wrong by demonkind2002-11-21 10:59:34
                  No, I'm not. by nin_man2002-11-21 11:08:03
                    allright I'll admit that by demonkind2002-11-21 11:16:45
                      In anarchy, there are no rules. by flamebait2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      We'll continue this another time by demonkind2002-11-21 11:55:01
    You are forgetting human nature by crash_2002-11-21 07:38:55
      Just not American... by JohnRyan2002-11-21 07:45:16
        There are some details needing to be sorted out, by Tomo2002-11-21 07:50:28
          Gee thats funny by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 09:45:01
            Gee, that's misreading. by Naruki2002-11-21 09:54:45
              Ahhh but by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 10:48:44
                If you cut the definition in half like that... by Naruki2002-11-21 10:58:55
                  OK full definition by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 12:00:29
                    Well, ignoring for a moment that you by Naruki2002-11-21 12:56:44
                      Wait, what did I ignore? by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 13:09:08
          Wrong! by JohnRyan2002-11-21 08:02:02
            Luxuries are inessential. by Tomo2002-11-21 08:09:26
              Objection. by JohnRyan2002-11-21 08:18:53
                I never said I had a full system worked out! by Tomo2002-11-21 08:43:08
                  You are both wrong. by flamebait2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    My cell phone... by JohnRyan2002-11-21 22:04:47
    Distribution of goods by JohnRyan2002-11-21 07:37:43
  A spectre haunts the US: the spectre of Capitalism (n/t) by pas512002-11-21 06:22:19
    Honestly spoken... by JohnRyan2002-11-21 06:28:22
BC Homage by limekiller2002-11-21 05:51:29
SETI@UFie by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
  cool I made the top 15 ... by rottweiler2002-11-21 10:07:44
  nessalc, you're my next target... by mcnutcase2002-11-21 08:13:52
    lets see who gets there first ... ;) by Stacato2002-11-21 08:48:18
      no fair! by mcnutcase2002-11-21 10:40:06
        hehehe by Stacato2002-11-21 10:49:52
          beat u ... hehehe (n/t) by Stacato2002-11-21 10:52:02
  Almost to 300 WU! by ShadowSpawn2002-11-21 07:33:10
  Dig my new wallpaper by ihatewindoze2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Niiicceee by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
      directory browsing? by ihatewindoze2002-11-21 07:19:39
        no ... by plblark2002-11-21 07:21:31
          Why not turn it on for that dir? by YakkoWarner2002-11-21 14:02:55
          I think it's just by ihatewindoze2002-11-21 07:37:03
  *runs in fear* (n/t) by plblark2002-11-21 06:23:24
  NOLAWitch look out! by fiordhraoi2002-11-21 06:21:41
    Just wait 'til I get my network of crappy CPUs by NOLAWitch2002-11-21 08:15:41
      oh yeah by Stacato2002-11-21 08:42:16
    *runs from crappy cpu and mistaken post placement* (n/t) by plblark2002-11-21 06:27:27
  I broke 1000 Wu's! (rank: 143, WU's: 1002 (n/t) by plblark2002-11-21 05:51:15
    oops, the pertinent info: by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
hey illiad by sketcher2002-11-21 05:47:03
  It isn't a workplace issue. by flamebait2002-11-21 07:26:42
  C'mon by skeptic2002-11-21 06:15:24
    he's also ben using their comps by sketcher2002-11-21 06:25:05
      Remember hes lost his ethics. :-) (n/t) by excessive2002-11-21 09:32:29
      Nahh I have tried doing that by Spisefisken2002-11-21 06:33:27
The birth of nin_man's girlfriend by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I hope she kicks your butt for that. by nin_man2002-11-21 07:20:32
    Apparently you are not looking carefully by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
      but who wants that? by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 07:47:03
        Ewe! by AdMan2002-11-21 08:05:56
          This is why I wax. by wheresthefish2002-11-21 10:54:37
            Bikini waxes, right here! by nin_man2002-11-21 11:13:00
              Could you wax the car for me? by wheresthefish2002-11-21 12:04:46
        When in doubt... by nin_man2002-11-21 08:05:36
      Fine, she's a sheep. by nin_man2002-11-21 07:46:22
  *chuckle* by LionsPhil2002-11-21 06:03:34
  Haha - Thats just scary!! (n/t) by syren2002-11-21 05:55:49
  ha ha ha! by plblark2002-11-21 05:49:54
What, not the Cheif and golf? ;D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-21 05:23:39
  But then it wouldn't make a sound like "wibble". ( (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 07:18:45
  Shouldn't that be Chief? by crash_2002-11-21 06:26:02
    No. Cheif. I said so. Nyah. by LionsPhil2002-11-21 08:09:19
update to board problem question by gatorbytes2006-11-19 12:55:59
Winston Churchill, War Criminal by wiredog2006-11-19 12:55:59
  LUDICROUS! by NOLAWitch2002-11-21 10:57:32
    Speaking of elected leaders. by LurkerMo2002-11-21 13:19:22
      North Korea. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 13:28:05
        Nahh, no oil there. by SaleGamine2002-11-21 23:20:51
    Soo.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 12:56:17
      Not if I didn't vote for his sorry keister. by NOLAWitch2002-11-21 13:14:55
    Not 100% accurate by LionsPhil2002-11-21 12:04:39
      Well by ToLoN272002-11-21 12:12:39
  History question for y'all. by Avium2002-11-21 10:29:58
    Coventry (n/t) by breezeblock2002-11-21 11:47:56
      Ta. by Avium2002-11-21 12:11:22
        Also a few shipping convoys. by Tomo2002-11-21 17:39:11
  *SIGH* When will people learn their history by desertrat662002-11-21 08:08:29
    Hush you! by GeminiDomino22002-11-21 10:06:33
      Yeah! This is a FLAMEWAR, not a DISCUSSION! by LionsPhil2002-11-21 11:58:31
  Everyone - can i ask? by syren2002-11-21 06:16:52
    No by wiredog2002-11-21 06:35:08
      Apologies by syren2002-11-21 06:37:35
        Yeah (n/t) by wiredog2002-11-21 08:03:58
    the article is a troll - by Old Stoneface2002-11-21 06:30:20
      Thats what i thought by syren2002-11-21 06:35:58
    Depends by LionsPhil2002-11-21 06:19:30
      Are you being routed through milwalkee? by migiizis2002-11-21 06:27:18
      has he commented? by syren2002-11-21 06:22:40
  At the risk of sounding rather silly by SaleGamine2002-11-21 06:07:20
    Nope, I dont think so! by breezeblock2002-11-21 08:46:35
    When you're out of news, stir up an old beehive. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-21 06:13:34
      "When you're out of Schlitz, by NOLAWitch2002-11-21 11:00:44
        When you're out of RAM, by LionsPhil2002-11-21 12:15:00
    Some people dwell on the past .. by DireEyez2002-11-21 06:10:06
      Ye who forgets the past is condemned to repeat it by ToLoN272002-11-21 07:20:01
        Who mentioned forgetting? by SaleGamine2002-11-21 10:26:08
        I never said forget... by DireEyez2002-11-21 08:46:25
        That's a crock o doody... by Naruki2002-11-21 07:37:33
      Well I must admit that the present by SaleGamine2002-11-21 06:11:36
        True... by DireEyez2002-11-21 06:14:34
  oh yes the "BILD" newspaper... by Old Stoneface2002-11-21 05:43:54
    To the slaves no by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 10:04:26
    nope thats why we have the grandfather clause by ToLoN272002-11-21 07:25:01
      thats what I say by Old Stoneface2002-11-21 07:53:21
  Oh yes, lovely! by breezeblock2002-11-21 04:53:00
    Care to define 'squarehead'? by DireEyez2002-11-21 06:08:35
      A term used by British troops of WW1 & WW2... by breezeblock2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ah, so you are a WW1 or 2 veteran then? by DireEyez2002-11-21 08:47:56
          Nope! by breezeblock2002-11-21 08:53:42
    Just a question... by Argos2002-11-21 05:09:02
      The British NEVER by breezeblock2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Nice answer, but it doesn't.. by Argos2002-11-21 06:56:56
          reply by soldier2002-11-21 08:07:04
            It's the purpose of history by Argos2002-11-21 08:18:44
          As per your advice I did just that! by breezeblock2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I disagree by Control2002-11-21 05:05:59
      I disagree with your disagreement by breezeblock2002-11-21 05:41:10
        Churchhill was Britain's greatest leader? by flamebait2002-11-21 07:48:37
          Cobblers! there aint no such thing as a... by breezeblock2002-11-21 08:18:53
            Deserving respect for his contribution by flamebait2002-11-21 08:33:58
          fighting dirty by soldier2002-11-21 07:59:06
            You are correct, by flamebait2002-11-21 08:23:31
              I know by soldier2002-11-21 08:31:05
                Hiroshima and Nagasaki by flamebait2002-11-21 08:39:24
                  Not to mention the attempts by the US by Naruki2002-11-21 08:46:32
                Erm... by breezeblock2002-11-21 08:37:16
                  nagasaki not hiroshimi by ToLoN272002-11-21 12:39:17
                    It's close enough to the sea, though. by Naruki2002-11-21 13:14:37
                Hard to be precise with a nuke. by Avium2002-11-21 08:36:33
      <sarcasm> by Old Stoneface2002-11-21 05:28:54
  Specifically targeting CIVILIANS by aix tom2002-11-21 04:49:20
  I agree in part. by Tomo2002-11-21 04:25:12
    oh really by ToLoN272002-11-21 07:03:02
      You bloody well are insulting the whole country. by wheresthefish2002-11-21 10:24:18
        Heehee, nice =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-21 12:09:07
    Cite your sources, please. by adiplomat2002-11-21 05:13:37
      Admittedly, I don't have a first-hand source. by Tomo2002-11-21 06:58:53
        ok lets think numbers here by ToLoN272002-11-21 07:06:17
          Yes, that is the argument used to justify by Tomo2002-11-21 07:21:22
            again, we didn't have the luxury of time by ToLoN272002-11-21 07:30:13
              "japs"? Up yours, roundeye. by Naruki2002-11-21 08:48:20
                sorry i was only using by ToLoN272002-11-21 12:17:20
                  Anyone got numbers on that? by LionsPhil2002-11-21 12:18:21
                    radiation included i think it was by ToLoN272002-11-21 12:36:08
                      The numbers are irrelevant anyway. by flamebait2002-11-21 13:18:53
                        True. And the numbers just support by LionsPhil2002-11-21 13:25:40
                          But even accepting the comparison is wrong. by flamebait2002-11-21 14:08:04
            Clearly the TELEPHONE didn't exist then, either. by Naruki2002-11-21 07:27:44
              That is not my point. by Tomo2002-11-21 07:42:48
                They knew enough by ToLazyToThink2002-11-21 08:35:43
                  Banzai is the Japanese equivalent of Hurrah! by Naruki2002-11-21 09:03:00
                  From what I remember... by Avium2002-11-21 08:38:21
                    Oh, and it was Kamikaze pilots. by Avium2002-11-21 08:39:22
                      Actually I was reffering to by ToLazyToThink2002-11-21 08:46:40
                        They also loaded the planes with explosives. by Avium2002-11-21 08:51:49
                You thinks wrong, by flamebait2002-11-21 08:17:41
                how long? by soldier2002-11-21 07:51:54
                  Okay, you react faster. by Tomo2002-11-21 07:54:47
                Tsk Tsk by ToLoN272002-11-21 07:50:47
                  And if you'd had a third bomb ready? by Tomo2002-11-21 07:59:50
                    Irrelevant. by flamebait2002-11-21 08:16:46
                      I said 'willing to surrender' by Tomo2002-11-21 08:32:30
                        what about by ToLoN272002-11-21 12:08:10
                          Thanks for your enlightening viewpoint. by Tomo2002-11-21 17:45:05
                        They didn't even send a message by flamebait2002-11-21 08:43:01
                          Did they immediately after Nagasaki? by Tomo2002-11-21 08:49:31
                            Apologies, but I must leave the board at this time by Tomo2002-11-21 08:53:39
                            The Emperor was reluctant to get involved. by Avium2002-11-21 08:53:21
              Poop down your neck, I like your style ;-) (n/t) by ToLoN272002-11-21 07:37:04
                see: Duke Nukem ;) (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 08:04:21
                  Sick and twisted factoid. by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 08:19:51
                    By whom? And why? by Naruki2002-11-21 09:04:46
                      No idea how official it is. I just pray that when by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 11:51:24
computer is running out of virtual memory by ozanbaba2002-11-21 02:46:34
  Here ya go! by breezeblock2002-11-21 03:37:47
    Could I Please ... by crazy_gecko2002-11-21 04:12:13
      Eeewww by wiredog2002-11-21 04:15:21
        I'm sure it's a technical term for something.(n/t) by JohnLynch2002-11-21 04:17:28
          I know what it's a term for! by wiredog2002-11-21 05:59:44
          Rambus Inline Memory Module by breezeblock2002-11-21 04:57:35
            BTW, you need to find another one by breezeblock2002-11-21 04:58:23
              ^c, ^v - virtual copy/paste (n/t) by YakkoWarner2002-11-21 08:47:22
    I see no chip IDs by Tomo2002-11-21 03:39:27
      Bah... where's your sense of adventure? by cartamusica2002-11-21 08:22:47
  So does that mean it's going to virtually crash? ( (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-11-21 03:00:53
    no it's going to crash really (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-21 05:51:08
  So it's going virtually senile? Don't you love M$ (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-21 02:47:44
Well, I'm now out of cd's to burn onto by Dazed2002-11-21 02:16:59
Crypto Thread (four hints) by Old Stoneface2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Actually, 5 hints! (n/t) by Tron-X2002-11-21 08:10:28
  yesterdays discussions/ suggestions by Old Stoneface2006-11-19 12:55:59
Help Wanted/Needed by caffine-iv2002-11-21 01:38:20
  THREE WORDS. by zqfmbg2002-11-21 17:31:15
  We have a consensus... by dire_lobo2002-11-21 13:51:07
  Walking is best by hyzenthlay2002-11-21 09:53:47
  Walk by Ston2002-11-21 09:37:59
  Diet is more important by GNUbie2002-11-21 07:46:46
    I already know how to establish a good diet, by caffine-iv2002-11-21 14:16:55
      Quick and dirty... by DireEyez2002-11-21 16:42:27
  Twenty minutes should be your minimum. by nin_man2002-11-21 07:41:46
  get married by Kickstart2002-11-21 07:25:59
    Easier said than done. by caffine-iv2002-11-21 14:18:46
  He said exercise, not diet. Don't you people read? by flamebait2002-11-21 07:12:11
  fencing! by clodia2002-11-21 07:02:00
    What's cheaper than fencing by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What I'm planning on doing by Glytch782002-11-21 06:58:04
  "Life would be better if I had the source code." by borg3892002-11-21 06:45:14
  Thsi is what i would do... by Tran2002-11-21 06:29:29
    I usually walk to the grocery store for my long by justncase2002-11-21 06:51:54
  A geeky alternative by chillas2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I lost almost 50 pounds by JustnCase2002-11-21 05:36:46
    Name? by AdMan2002-11-21 05:39:04
      several actually. :) by justncase2002-11-21 06:16:10
        Oooh..Ginger.... by DireEyez2002-11-21 06:17:45
          cayenne is good too. :) by justncase2002-11-21 06:27:43
            Red, Black, White... by AdMan2002-11-21 06:35:28
              Hot foods increase metabolism... by borg3892002-11-21 06:43:44
                I can't live without them. :) by justncase2002-11-21 06:49:41
                  Wings? by AdMan2002-11-21 07:04:36
                    Wings are fine on that diet. by justncase2002-11-21 07:39:09
                  another MN ufie! by plblark2002-11-21 06:57:03
                    Nope. KY Ufie. by justncase2002-11-21 07:37:40
                      UFies made from a water based lubricant? by Avium2002-11-21 09:32:37
                        we are a slippery bunch. :) by justncase2002-11-21 12:19:19
                      COOL! by plblark2002-11-21 07:45:47
  No more sodas, DRINK WATER and... by AdMan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What works for me (the not to commited easy diet) by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Suggestions by fore_deck2002-11-21 02:52:11
    'Good news - caffine is an appetite-supressant!' by DireEyez2002-11-21 03:05:45
      Not always by tar_gzip2002-11-21 04:02:55
        You are right about the caffiene by crash_2002-11-21 06:23:58
      Join the club :) (n/t) by syren2002-11-21 03:27:04
    Also, by Tomo2002-11-21 02:55:30
  Also Needed by caffine-iv2002-11-21 01:41:07
    Plan by ideur2002-11-21 01:54:38
      Hey that works perfectly! by pecosdave2002-11-21 04:53:04
    I am permanently by syren2002-11-21 01:44:24
      Yay! by caffine-iv2002-11-21 01:46:53
        Dont order the pizza by syren2002-11-21 01:49:48
          Swimming... by DireEyez2002-11-21 02:55:22
            swimming is good by foghornleghorn2002-11-21 06:21:01
              Yeah, swimming is... by DireEyez2002-11-21 06:25:55
                heated pools are great this time of year. by foghornleghorn2002-11-21 06:37:37
                It makes you burn a WHOLE LOT of calories by justncase2002-11-21 06:28:58
            there was... by defdood2002-11-21 05:31:20
          Cycling works the legs well by abaron2002-11-21 01:51:53
            Agreed - but by syren2002-11-21 01:54:26
        ***Keep Hopping*** (n/t) by abaron2002-11-21 01:49:27
        You're already hopping up and down. by aix tom2002-11-21 01:48:34
          Smartalec ;) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-21 01:49:59
Confessions of a gamer... by slayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I can't totally agree by demonkind2002-11-21 09:07:33
  Doom 2 by Lina2002-11-21 05:07:20
    Older than you? by Sehmket2002-11-21 07:38:51
    There is nothing wrong with DooM 2! by Bellator2002-11-21 05:37:12
      When exorcism gets messy... by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 08:33:52
      What about "Evil Dead" by borg3892002-11-21 06:53:42
        I'd say you a probably right... by Bellator2002-11-21 07:22:47
  totally agree....I'm glad I'm not the only one. (n (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-11-21 04:47:36
  But everyone else is doing it. by JohnLynch2002-11-21 02:41:41
  Necrophobe! -nt by TainSouvra2002-11-21 01:50:12
    Better than... by DireEyez2002-11-21 02:58:26
      *shudder* (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-21 02:59:38
        Well ya weren't supposed to go and by DireEyez2002-11-21 03:06:37
          I got some files crossed in storage. by Tomo2002-11-21 03:08:49
  Hitman is all u need by Stacato2002-11-21 01:28:09
    In real life... by slayer2002-11-21 10:54:12
      So let's see if I got this right.... by demonkind2002-11-21 11:03:19
        Don't you watch movies? by slayer2002-11-21 12:04:42
    I covered the orchestra in blood last night. by Tomo2002-11-21 03:17:29
      btw - I AM serious. I'm doing it again tonight. by Tomo2002-11-21 03:23:27
Finally, a pool table by Control2002-11-21 00:58:33
  used to play all the time... by krupa2002-11-21 09:05:16
  used to quite a bit. by foghornleghorn2002-11-21 06:41:42
  All the time! (n/t) by surgo2002-11-21 04:18:27
  Pool, sometimes Snooker, but ... by Fritriac2002-11-21 01:32:07
  Btw, anyone notice this? by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Pure happenstance? Or intentional? by ag_wyvern2002-11-21 10:54:56
    How the fudge did you notice that!?!?!? by JohnLynch2002-11-21 02:45:42
      Some people have photographic memories. by Tomo2002-11-21 02:48:46
        Why don't you upgrade? by JohnLynch2002-11-21 03:02:44
          I tried, but there was an IRQ conflict. by Tomo2002-11-21 03:05:27
            that's why by mpicklesimer12002-11-21 06:11:38
            Pff, blony gods... by LionsPhil2002-11-21 06:09:20
    Ambidextrous? by excessive2002-11-21 01:19:36
      Miranda is by breezeblock2002-11-21 03:41:38
        Both distinctly minty? wtfraggle? (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-21 03:43:18
  I like pool... by excessive2002-11-21 01:17:03
  Not regularly. But often enough. by Tomo2002-11-21 01:08:29
    Same here. by excessive2002-11-21 01:18:14
  yup, I play pool by mcnutcase2002-11-21 01:07:13
  i like to play it. by Ubergeek22002-11-21 01:04:14
  *raises hand* by count_02002-11-21 01:03:47
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trade thread) by adiplomat2002-11-21 00:54:35
  system by tazanator2002-11-21 13:34:04
  hey anybody has amiga (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-21 06:37:18
Need some advice... by Blackbyrd22002-11-21 00:50:25
  What do you need to do? by abaron2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Have emailed.. by Blackbyrd22002-11-21 04:38:09
  okey by ozanbaba2002-11-21 01:58:50
So, since Columbia Internet is reinstalling Ethics by caffine-iv2002-11-21 00:43:33
Question of the Moment! by DaNutBall2002-11-21 00:18:50
  This sounds like a good replacement for today :) ( (n/t) by Kickstart2002-11-21 07:09:02
  QOTM by Illiad2002-11-21 00:23:52
    Five? Wow...that's a lot... by DireEyez2002-11-21 16:49:12
      After reading some others... by DireEyez2002-11-21 16:53:37
    hmm not necisarily objects by Arienadean2002-11-21 13:11:33
    5 kilos of general-purpose nanomachine 'paste'. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 12:34:50
    Five things... by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 05:51:57
      Hmm... by LionsPhil2002-11-21 05:57:26
        Are you kidding? I can't draw that well. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 08:22:04
    1 ACME mail-order catalogue, 1 satellite phone, by pas512002-11-21 05:45:47
    Fission plants are perfectly safe. by LionsPhil2002-11-21 05:30:42
      Fusion plants go bang bigger if the coolant fails by Tomo2002-11-21 08:17:13
    Portable hey? by JohnLynch2002-11-21 02:57:07
    Hmm . . . can't decide by Dazed2002-11-21 02:08:05
    okey you want this by ozanbaba2002-11-21 01:53:49
    what about you Illiad?? (n/t) by syren2002-11-21 01:27:42
      Pencil, Paper, Scanner, Computer, Internet :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-21 01:28:25
        You want to take the WHOLE INTERNET? by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-21 08:07:01
        wot, no llama? ;D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-21 05:59:55
        lol i think thats more by syren2002-11-21 01:33:29
    OK, Here we go by ideur2002-11-21 01:25:55
    Mine would be by syren2002-11-21 01:13:47
    You all seem to have forgotten.... by lestat2002-11-21 01:02:55
      'Desert Island' - slang for 'Deserted Island' by Tomo2002-11-21 01:05:20
        Australias A Desert Island by JohnLynch2002-11-21 01:14:15
          Bah! Humbug! (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-21 01:22:51
    Hmm... by Bellator2002-11-21 00:45:41
      Microwave Owen - the electromagnetic footballer!;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-21 05:58:30
    very easy by Klymer2002-11-21 00:43:11
      Oh. Duh me. by Blackbyrd22002-11-21 00:55:22
      Cell phones don't work on desert islands. by Tomo2002-11-21 00:54:26
        you haven't seen me by Klymer2002-11-21 00:59:18
          I doubt it. Microwaves are line-of-sight. by Tomo2002-11-21 01:02:43
    case of beer, 4 girls, no clothes (n/t) by slayer2002-11-21 00:37:20
      why only one case of beer for 5 ppl? by Klymer2002-11-21 00:44:31
        Yes. Don't forget life rings. by LionsPhil2002-11-21 05:33:38
          you're absolutely right by Klymer2002-11-21 07:51:19
        I'd have said.... by mcnutcase2002-11-21 00:46:06
          you can open one bottle with another :) (n/t) by Klymer2002-11-21 00:47:01
            Can you say Keg? Duh. (n/t) by Blackbyrd22002-11-21 00:54:21
    The List Would Vary, Depending On Conditions... by GeekPrincess2002-11-21 00:35:58
    A 50-foot yacht with GPS, by Tomo2002-11-21 00:32:26
      Only 50ft? Why bother? by SouthpawPL2002-11-21 09:21:47
      GPS? Bah! Use a sextant like the rest of us! (n/t) by pas512002-11-21 05:41:50
        Sextants are harder to use. by Tomo2002-11-21 08:15:27
      I second that motion. by SaleGamine2002-11-21 05:30:34
    Okay, this is easy by caffine-iv2002-11-21 00:27:26
      ummmm by syren2002-11-21 00:30:57
        I could order that over the net :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-21 00:31:44
          Do Tesco deliver to desert islands? (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-21 00:32:55
            Who cares? Maybe they deliver dessert islands? :) by myke2002-11-21 10:07:11
            would be worth a try though! by syren2002-11-21 00:43:15
            Who knows... by caffine-iv2002-11-21 00:35:05
      s/6W/6kW/ (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-21 00:27:39
Ummm, ok, so I also use IE by Dazed2002-11-21 00:15:38
  IE address book links? You mean Favorites? by IByte2002-11-21 06:22:11
    Assuming, of course, that he uses by Naruki2002-11-21 11:02:53
      Well, you do have a bit of a point there... by IByte2002-11-21 15:35:59
  Export by rdarsey2002-11-21 04:39:46
  Install Netscape... by deess2002-11-21 00:33:30
    Make sure you get rid of it though. by Tomo2002-11-21 00:59:06
      *cough* Opera 7 *cough* by LionsPhil2002-11-21 05:29:13
    You see, I'm not really looking at installing .... by Dazed2006-11-19 12:55:59
    or of course by mcnutcase2002-11-21 00:44:00
  the way i do it ... by Stacato2002-11-21 00:21:52
    Which is a problem if you use the wrong slash(n\t) by IByte2002-11-21 06:25:24
      ha ... tru ... by Stacato2002-11-21 08:49:24
Attn: CrazySteve by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So who's still watching? :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-21 19:25:25
  out of curiosity by mpicklesimer12002-11-21 06:30:24
    The road is paved, by caffine-iv2002-11-21 12:11:53
    Alaska by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
  now where did i put that link again ??? by Stacato2002-11-21 00:18:36
    Firstoff, I don't use web cams :) by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
      ahhhh ... by Stacato2002-11-21 00:25:59
        Depending on how much cash you have, by caffine-iv2002-11-21 00:29:33
          tru tru ... by Stacato2002-11-21 01:24:01
            Ahhh, I was under the mistaken impression by caffine-iv2002-11-21 01:27:10
              no no ... not at all by Stacato2002-11-21 01:30:01
                When did that car turn up! by Tomo2002-11-21 02:43:31
                  After mom parked it there, by caffine-iv2002-11-21 03:00:21
                    4 ;) (n/t) by syren2002-11-21 03:01:33
                      I still have bandwidth? by caffine-iv2002-11-21 03:03:53
                      I feel the love. (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-21 03:03:20
                        Lol that was really cool that series! (n/t) by syren2002-11-21 03:06:32
                          Bye all, see your mum's car later caffeine! (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-21 03:22:06
"Wibble" by DragonLady2002-11-21 00:01:33
  That's a fun word. And probably fun to do... by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 07:39:05
  A.J's head looks remarkably by syren2002-11-21 00:07:36
    His body is also rather short (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:10:01
      so it is! i think maybe by syren2002-11-21 00:13:22
        Perhaps he's lying on his stomach, by LionsPhil2002-11-21 05:27:31
Since when did UF have a pool table?? by Dok2002-11-21 00:01:15
  came yesterday :) (n/t) by stsz2002-11-21 00:13:17
  Doesn't matter. by perpeduumimmobl2002-11-21 00:07:58
    Don't forget foosball by YakkoWarner2002-11-21 08:49:12
    pool's fine... by mcnutcase2002-11-21 00:48:20
      a good mixture... by gak2002-11-21 04:04:04
    Ah, pool by harold2002-11-21 00:12:01
      Ah, I understand. by perpeduumimmobl2002-11-21 00:15:00
  Goodbye by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:01:43
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A double helping of fuzzies by ania2052002-11-21 06:43:47
    *Gives several warm fuzzies* by SaleGamine2002-11-21 06:51:38
      worries by ania2052002-11-21 06:58:34
        {{{ania205}}} by SaleGamine2002-11-21 10:15:02
  Good morning everyone. by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 05:43:52
    *Gives warm fuzzy* by SaleGamine2002-11-21 05:56:41
      Thank you. I Don't think I need anything else by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 06:16:13
        Well if you change your mind by SaleGamine2002-11-21 06:22:22
    Sure here you go by P.Buttercup2002-11-21 05:55:12
      Ooooo!! Waffles! by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 06:40:26
        *Brings more "gauffres"* by SaleGamine2002-11-21 06:58:25
          Choices! I love choices! by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-21 07:30:32
  Good Morning by P.Buttercup2002-11-21 05:42:02
    <Deleted><Deleted>2002-11-21 05:55:32
      double post :) (n/t) by DragonLady2002-11-21 06:11:19
        Thank you. (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-11-21 06:12:03
    Ok, one hot choc and some by SaleGamine2002-11-21 05:55:30
      Thank you very much by P.Buttercup2002-11-21 05:57:52
        I'm ok. by SaleGamine2002-11-21 06:01:35
          awww My nephew by P.Buttercup2002-11-21 06:17:51
            Yes, she already doe like it. by SaleGamine2002-11-21 06:21:27
  Hello by DaNutBall2002-11-21 02:39:50
    Good morning :) by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:42:34
      *sips hot chocolate* by DaNutBall2002-11-21 05:51:06
        De rien by SaleGamine2002-11-21 05:54:23
          Merci bien. (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-21 18:39:06
  Anyone for icecream? by Tomo2002-11-21 02:12:37
    I'm halfway down the tub - better be quick! by Tomo2002-11-21 02:50:45
      That was very nice! by Tomo2002-11-21 03:16:27
    Not me thank you. by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:26:40
      I seem to be getting into an unhealthy habit. by Tomo2002-11-21 02:36:30
    ooh =) by ts0032002-11-21 02:20:35
      Make of icecream. It's really good! by Tomo2002-11-21 02:30:51
        Now that's got to be messy by zona2002-11-21 03:21:04
          According to BT it works. by Tomo2002-11-21 03:25:00
            Nice... by zona2002-11-21 03:50:44
              Here goes - {{{zona}}} by Tomo2002-11-21 03:54:10
                *giggle* by zona2002-11-21 04:06:12
                  Gotta go now, I have a seminar an hour ago. by Tomo2002-11-21 04:16:28
  *runs, throws self in through a falling roll by ts0032002-11-21 01:56:44
    *Brings order* by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:24:58
      yep =) always ;-) by ts0032002-11-21 02:30:35
        You're welcome by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:35:25
    GREEN ones? Thank God! by Tomo2002-11-21 01:59:46
      ....These are not plain green by ts0032002-11-21 02:05:40
        I dunno. The daystar is hidden behind clouds. by Tomo2002-11-21 02:09:52
          *shrugz* it's sunny by ts0032002-11-21 02:19:33
  guten Morgen! by Old Stoneface2002-11-21 01:39:28
    Hello :) by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:23:47
      may you deliver to our tech department by Old Stoneface2002-11-21 02:29:29
        *Prepares big take-away urn of coffee* by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:38:37
          drop down the bag here: by Old Stoneface2006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by ideur2002-11-21 01:31:10
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:21:44
      Busy by ideur2002-11-21 05:47:08
        Sad by SaleGamine2002-11-21 06:09:35
  G'morning from 50.5830°N, 8.5330°E by Fritriac2002-11-21 01:26:43
    Good morning! by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:21:06
  Mornin by vol2002-11-21 01:01:49
    Of course you may by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:10:50
      No problem! by vol2002-11-21 02:17:29
        You sprinkler system is on the blink? by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:29:40
          Maybe by vol2002-11-21 03:31:44
  Goodmorning sweet lady. by Ubergeek22002-11-21 00:43:26
    *Serves both Ubergeek2 and DP* by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:59:00
      i may be destined to follow in the footsteps. by Ubergeek22002-11-21 01:01:45
        That bad? by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:02:32
  Good morning by Bellator2002-11-21 00:41:17
    I wish I could join you by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:57:46
  Hot CHOCOLATE?!?! by GeekPrincess2002-11-21 00:39:46
    *Serves hot chocolate* by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:50:40
  *comes in and puts off sun glases* by c3po2002-11-21 00:34:20
    *Greatfully accepts sunshine* by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:49:07
      Early.... ? by c3po2002-11-21 01:53:19
  wwwuuuuhaaaaa...... by count_02002-11-21 00:23:31
    *Gives cup of hot tea with honey* by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:47:26
      thanx... by count_02002-11-21 00:48:31
        That's good by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:59:56
  *flops down for lunch* by zona2002-11-21 00:16:50
    *Grin* by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:18:54
  A thermos cofee, please ... by chrisP2002-11-21 00:10:47
    Poor you by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:16:22
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by caffine-iv2002-11-21 00:06:16
    Today is rather simplistic by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:15:30
      Oooo, that sounds really good! by caffine-iv2002-11-21 00:24:29
        You'd be welcome. by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:25:55
          Not a problem! by caffine-iv2002-11-21 00:30:41
            Nah...You can't stay that long without a job by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:42:18
              Oh? Hmm... by caffine-iv2002-11-21 00:46:40
                They hand you over to your embassy by SaleGamine2002-11-21 01:00:21
                  Oh... Well thats not fun! by caffine-iv2002-11-21 01:05:12
                    I think if you get kicked out once by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:22:44
                      Eeep! by caffine-iv2002-11-21 02:25:16
                        Well they won't let you in on a tourist by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:34:08
                          Interesting :) by caffine-iv2002-11-21 02:40:35
                            Ok, now that meeting is over. by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:43:24
                              Take something quiet but fun to play with. by Tomo2002-11-21 02:46:47
                                Get a few TI-86's and a good partner, by caffine-iv2002-11-21 03:06:58
                  Replace then wit them in the apropriate place (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-11-21 01:01:20
                    And here's the 'h' you're missing. (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-21 02:51:35
                      Thank you so much. by SaleGamine2002-11-21 02:55:06
                        No problem! by Tomo2002-11-21 03:01:11
                          Do you think you could help me by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            Nope, I can't find it. by Tomo2002-11-21 03:12:10
  Good Morning love! by syren2002-11-21 00:04:17
    Not quite all day by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Oh dear! by syren2002-11-21 00:19:29
        Actually we have already lost half a day on by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:41:26
          cool by syren2002-11-21 00:54:42
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by perpeduumimmobl2002-11-21 00:03:56
    Good morning :) by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:08:47
  morning by Klymer2002-11-21 00:03:47
    You have evildaystarshine? by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:07:39
      well, last night it became by Klymer2002-11-21 00:11:55
        Ohhh thank you. by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:20:23
          weatherforecast says by c3po2002-11-21 00:30:34
            I don't want it warm by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:46:18
              what about snow? by Klymer2002-11-21 00:47:36
                Snow would be welcome by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:49:57
                  as long as your by Klymer2002-11-21 00:51:54
                    True... by SaleGamine2002-11-21 01:02:22
                      so this proofs rain == evil! (n/t) by Klymer2002-11-21 01:52:06
                        No, rain != evil. Rain == Bad (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-21 03:19:10
  Morning.... by genocide782002-11-21 00:03:27
    {{{genocide78}}} by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:06:02
      Taht would be good... by genocide782002-11-21 00:07:08
        You're welcome by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:17:16
          I'm off..... by genocide782002-11-21 00:19:54
            *Blink* by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:22:58
  Moin, Joanne! by diGriz2002-11-21 00:02:57
    *Serves strong hot tea* by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:05:12
  {{{Sale Gamine}}} by gak2002-11-21 00:02:30
    {{{gak}}} by perpeduumimmobl2002-11-21 00:05:12
      Our test by gak2002-11-21 03:48:06
      {{{perpeduum}}} by gak2002-11-21 00:19:02
    *Serves hot chocolate* by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:03:31
      Uhh.. by gak2002-11-21 00:17:39
        What type of breakfast? by SaleGamine2002-11-21 00:24:47
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2002-11-21 00:00:15
  *unburies question* by Feng_Li2002-11-21 13:26:32
  Lotus Esprit in The Spy Who Loved Me by Tumppu2002-11-21 00:12:57
    Mayday by Nea2002-11-21 00:23:18
      Grant Wood, 1930 by yoyo2002-11-21 01:25:05
        I'd call it flying in a straight line by Control2002-11-21 01:37:33
          Following the Great Circle! by Tomo2002-11-21 02:01:34
            gyroscopic compasses by JohnLynch2006-11-19 12:23:33
              duncan idaho by count_02002-11-21 03:39:36
                Scry-knife (sp?) and they're a worms tooth by JohnLynch2002-11-21 04:01:57
                  Close, but it's a Crys-knife. by Feng_Li2002-11-21 08:35:01
                  the Shogun answer: (NOT CORRECT) by plblark2002-11-21 07:06:15
                Oh, very apt. by Tomo2002-11-21 03:45:20
                  is there a rule about the... by count_02002-11-21 03:54:40
                    No by JohnLynch2002-11-21 04:13:55
                    you can't post a new question without first giving by demonkind2002-11-21 03:57:34
                      lol....errmmm.....lol by count_02002-11-21 03:59:53
        errrmm....geometry ? (n/t) by count_02002-11-21 01:35:12
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Translations by intx2002-11-21 00:00:03
  German/Deutsch by Jappus2002-11-21 00:10:21
    Wienerisch by moon2002-11-21 05:43:26
    Saarlännisch / Rheinfränkisch by lurker692002-11-21 01:41:10

 

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